Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Badminton

Episode Date: June 6, 2025

Ducko got asked to MC an event that he isn't sure on, Jess adults like a pro and Producer Shy Guy wraps up the week that was in his diary!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Macca's new Tennessee BBQ range, now touring for a limited time. Jess and Ducco! This is the Jess and Ducco podcast. Hi everyone, welcome to the pod podcast. Well done. Good show today team, good week actually, it was a fun week. It was a phenomenal week. Bootanian.

Capped off. Did Braydon set the tone? I think so. Was that early in the week? Braydon. Actually no, that was early. It was Tuesday, Wednesday. Actually no, that was early. It was Tuesday. Wednesday.

Oh well, I must say, it's just been phenomenal. And I would argue all the contributions from the cookers. Oh the cookers have cooked. Exceptional. On a week we didn't actually have a call of fame to give away because we were doing daily doubles to Fridays Live. They still cooked. Oh they were awesome.

And we can't tell you how much we appreciate it. And then we found out that Jess can't say the word badminton. Band minton. Bangminton. Badminton. Badminton. And if you want to hear a really, really have a crack at it. Bangminton.

Sound like crazy frog there, don't you? Crazy, yeah. Bading, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, baa. That sport. You knew what I meant. Yeah, you're so good though. And I just feel like my mum's going to be upset with me because she was a Bangminton champion back in the day.

Do we do on Tuesday? Just keep pushing with it. Yes, yes. Tuesday nights is when she would play Bangminton. On Tuesday morning we should do What Can't You Say. Yeah, that's fine. Because Jess, I can't say the word. Queer, queer, see.

You see, now if-qu-si. You see, now if I think about it. You can say it. Qu-si. Oh, there you go, you said it. But yes, in the moment, I think it has come out. I struggle with sixths, sixths. Sixth, well, I mean, Xth T, Xth T H.

Yeah, yeah, sixths. That's a mouthful for anyone. Do you know what other words I can't say? One of my girlfriends, very sweet, she'd always call it macadamia. I'm like, well, that's just cute. My sister used to say exactly instead of exactly. And she said until she was like 18,

I was like, this isn't cute anymore, sweetie. Yeah, there's a point. There's a point where it's like, unfortunately, I don't know if it's you, Shy Guy. Someone says arx. Who says arx? Yeah, that's Shy Guy. Is that you?

I think you say arx. I can't say cockroach. Are you adding another syllable? Cock-a-roach. You're trying to say cock on the air, aren't you? I think you say arcs. I can't say cockroach. Are you adding another syllable? Cock-a-roach? You're trying to say cock on the air aren't you? Yeah, yeah. I've said worse. I've brought up porn today. That was so good. Because it made you look like a real deviant. Yeah, I'm okay with that.

What was that off? When was that? We were talking about the websites. Because we had to enter our age to go into the Beyblade Championship. Oh, that's the Beyblade. Which you'll find out why later. One of the greats. I'd say it was a great show actually. Couldn't agree with you more. Babs, what do you rate it at a 10? Probably like why later. Yeah, yeah. One of the greats. I'd say it was a great show, actually. Couldn't agree with you more. Babs, what do you rate it at a 10?

Um, probably like an 8. Yeah, 8.5 maybe? Yeah. What do you, OK, what do you give it? I can't think of a bad show. I'm trying to think of a show that's bad and see what your lowest rating is. You know, we need to know her scale. What's the benchmark exactly for shit?

Or what word can't you say? Yeah. I used to not be able to say cinnamon. Oh, cinnamon. And then I also used to struggle to say contemporary. Oh, Yeah. I used to not be able to say cinnamon. Oh cinnamon. And then I also used to struggle to say contemporary. Oh contemporary. I used to say contemporary. That is a hard one.

Contemporary. Contemporary. What about appreciate or appreciate? Oh see I feel like appreciate is wanky. Yeah. Oh gosh. I change every time so I don't actually know what it is. You do appreciate.

No I don't. Appreciate you. Appreciate. Appreciate. I'm appreciate. You do do a word that's different. Maybe it or schedule. Oh, I'm a schedule. This is like is it grant or grant like grant? Yeah, yeah, I say grant and dance dance. Who says don't? Wow, I'm a producer Sophie did she's South Australian they don't yes, um boss J says because and really hits the s does Hey, because yeah, because my friend Kate the S. It does, hey. Because.

Yeah, because. So does my friend Kate. Uh, I'm trying to think what word you're talking about. You guys say, I noticed the other day you say pronunciation. Pronunciation. Oh, I know. Okay. I thought maybe you said pronunciation.

I thought you both said, I was like, oh, you can't say that. Pronunciation. Pronunciation. Pronunciation. I say wackly. I know my wife can't say Levi's, the brand she calls them Levees. Is she, is, this is like, um, people who go, it's Nike. Has she heard somewhere? No, she just doesn't know.

She sees it and she wigs out. This is like, you know, the, the, the ladies brand Age. Yes. People who are staunch, it's Arge. I'm like, it's not. I've heard an interview with the owners. It's Age. It's Age. Are you Adidas or Adidas? I'm like, it's not. I've heard an interview with the owners. It's age. Yeah. Adidas or Adidas?

I'm Adidas. Because it's actually Adidas. It's Adidas. I didn't know that. But also like you said Adidas. I'm like, Adidas. Do you want to know a fun fact about Adidas? Adidas and Puma, brothers in the Nazi era.

Yes, that's right. Is that Puma? Oh, see, I like to say Puma. I thought it was Puma too. Were they both Nazis? They're Germans. They were both roped in to like providing stuff during the war because they're both German, but Puma, he was a bit more staunch.

Adidas was like, leave me out of it. I'm here for my shoes. Right. Like Adidas was very happy, um, unbelievable episode on sports bizarre. Titus O'Reilly McMilloy. He talked about, he just wanted to put the best athletes in the world in his shoes. He didn't care about that.

And he didn't want to get involved in all that stuff, but it actually tore the family apart, all these things. And yeah, he created this rival brand Puma to, uh, Cause Puma's still going tonight. I mean, they both are. They both are. Puma's still, Puma's in target. Puma.

There you go. Puma's back in fashion a little bit. Puma is yeah. Cause his name was 80, it's like his name, 80 something is adidas. 80. 80, it wasn't Adolf was it as well? Could've been. It's like Mercedes, ooh.

Ew. I haven't found out they're actually a really bad car. And Volkswagen. Volkswagen. Volkswagen. And Aldi. Adolf Dassler, 80 Das. Yeah Adolf was his name, but his nickname was Adi.

Everyone was just called Adolf back then. Evidently, Adidasler, Adidas. Could you imagine if you were a good blogger? He was a German cobbler, that's how he started. You were a good blog back then called Adolf and you'd be like, yeah. This is the question, you know, we've actually talked about it a few times on this show, the band names, like you can't call your kid King, you can't call him Facebook. Yeah. Can you call your kid Adolf? I don't think so, I think it has been banned. I think it has been.

Out there with Osama. Yeah, I think it's been banned. Can you call your kid Obama? I think so. Obama's my name. But you can't call him Osama, just one letter. Completely changed the name, isn't it? Yeah.

Anyway. Yeah, I mean I don't think you would want to call your kid Adolf. You're a tough character. How's this? Adidas founder, Adi Adolf, brother, Rudolph. What are the chances of that? They're taking it piss now aren't they?

Yeah. Was Prancer in there as well? Great gear. Thank you. Christmas gear. Christmas... Early too. Hit you with a Christmas pun. Bang, that's Christmas gear mid-year.

Yeah. Hey, so we've all got separate weekends. Shaggy, you're going down to the nation's capital. I am. Lake Belly Griffin. Yawn. Um, yawn. Okay. What do you do when you go down there and see your friends? Like, do you just stay at their house? Yes, I'll be staying at their place. What do you go out for dinner? Lunch? I think we're going out for dinner. I think there's an AFL game that we're talking about going to.

I don't know anything about AFL. Great vibes though. Well, you know, you can go to a great game. It'll be cool. Chelsea Golempire. Oh, that's right. Chelsea Golempire. If one goes down. No, that's just, yeah, go.

That was a bit Wiggles, that. That was a bit Wiggles. Why are you being Wiggles? I don't know why I bite my lip here. Give us the one behind. No that's a goal. You know what let him go to the match. We'll test him when he comes back. It's gonna be like minus five degrees. It's fucking cold there. Nothing good's going on in Canberra. Take your beanies out. We got gifted some nice Marquee's foundation beanies. If you place them in the country I'd never moved to and Canberra is one of them. I wouldn't move there. No, if they offered me a job. There's no dollar figure? No, I don't think so.

I don't think so. Lifestyle man. I just don't think I could do it. Fair enough. Not even the Prime Minister earns enough to move there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stuff that. You've, Jess, this weekend, what are you up to?

You're chilling? Sweet fuck all, my brother. Yeah, nothing. That's good. Recharge, recoup. My husband's going to a little, ah, he's going to a festival, not a family friendly one. On Sunday he's going, is he? He's going. I was wondering if, my husband's going to a little he's going to a festival not a family-friendly one a on Sunday's going he's going I was wondering if I'm how that was gonna go so I'm gonna go to my friend's house

who's got Lucia she'll come with me all right friends house so hopefully then what do you just give him Lucia and Monday and go a hundred percent yeah cuz he's gonna be hung cuz it's funny when Kate invited me to go to her place she was like why don't you stay the night and I was was like, no, because the dog and I feel bad. And she was like, is Angus staying out all night? I went, oh, you're so right. He can take care of the dog. Why like am I changing my whole thing?

He's actually closer to home base. I'm going an hour away. Yeah. So that's his punishment. He has to feed the dog. Sucker. And he'll be on dad duties Monday. Granted, but I'm around, I have no plans on Monday either.

So yeah, you'll be there. I'm jealous of what he's going to do. I want to be going to what he's going to do. That little boiler room thing. Yeah, yeah. Just keep getting bigger and bigger. Yeah, fair. Test out the headphones that you board with Pete Murray and then next one we can do hardcore Doof Doof DJ. So how's this? This festival we're going to do, this family festival, there's Pete Murray amongst other artists playing. I think Emperor of the Sun's playing. Did I make that up? I probably made that up. Did you say San Cisco's playing? And there's someone else San Cisco and maybe there was another band I can't remember I made that up and some other band that you like that do like Sing Along. It's not Angus and Julia Stone. No. Oh who do I like? That one that oh fuck. Sing Along? Not

Shepherd I know you know. No no they like do like covers and stuff and they go to like. Oh tell me tell me. Hot potato band. Hot potato band! I do yes yes yes they're five and a half. We're going with our other friends who have a kid who's No, no, they like do like covers and stuff and they go to like... Oh, tell me, tell me. Hot potato band. Hot potato band. Oh, I do, yes, yes, yes. They're a five and a half. We're going with our other friends who have a kid who's one and a bit. And so we're going, but then our other friends from Sydney who've never met Flo are coming there to meet us

to meet Flo at this festival. Do you know what's so funny? Cause even your friends who do have kids, the kid, the age gap is so different. You may as well not be going with them. Do you know what I mean? Like their kid's gonna be able to run away, will need different food, all these sort of things. So you're actually in such three different categories. It's gonna be

weird. It is gonna be really interesting how you navigate that and what you need to do for your kid. Yes. You know like they might not care as much about the decibels, whereas you and Morgan are gonna be much more conscientious. Totally little headphones. I've got the headphones for him as well. Oh wonderful. But even our other mates who are from Sydney, they don't have kids at all. They're so far from that stage. Yes.

They don't really understand it. Yes. So they're just like, yeah, it's gonna be it. And then we're watching Pete Murray. So beautiful. What? Yes. Is it a picnic rug situation?

Like are you not camping out? You know what I mean? Like setting up a little area. Yeah, we probably should. That might be nice. We're gonna go show them whether we take the pram out of the car, cause we paid for parking, obviously. Oh, yeah. Or whether we just carry her in the little carrier thing. Oh, we probably should. That might be nice. We're negotiating whether we take the pram out of the car or if we, cause we paid for parking, obviously. Oh yeah.

Or whether we just carry her in the little carrier. Oh, righto, righto. Yeah, in the front. It might be easier to get her to sleep in the carrier, but that means she's strapped to one of you. But I said we can carry her in the pram. Do you like having that on? Like, isn't it just such a weird like?

I do, but. I love it. Women's hips are bigger and higher. Yep. So I actually find on me, it doesn't sit right while she's this young and she's facing in. Interesting. So she sits a bit weird on me compared to Morgan and like she sits better. Do you know what would be better for you? I actually

saw a dad walk into the hairdresser yesterday his wife was getting a treatment but he obviously was just waiting for her. The full wrap. Do you have one of those? Oh yeah, I don't have one of those. We gave ours away. Yeah. That would probably be better for you because it doesn't rely on hips. Yes. It's just taut. Now I'm like pulling up so hard it's like a corset I'm gonna tighten the shit out of it just straight up and down yeah when they face forwards they can sit like lower I think you need the the strap the the big wrap yeah that's probably because every time I'm gonna say you're doing it wrong it looks wrong I'm like yeah we've been talking about when we go to Italy what

we do because we're not taking a pram all the way over there. Well, you've got Babs. That's right, the nanny. What we've been talking about is using our carrier. We've got one like you, but working out like a backpack situation. Oh yeah. So chucking her on the back.

That'd be fun. So Babs will work that out. You forget she's there. I think so. Should we get a wine? Being like, well, the kids, oh crap, I forgot I had luge. What are you doing? Yeah.

I'm just really hoping if Babs does not take us up on the offer. Surely she will. Just a nonner comes out being like ah and well leave for an hour. Thank you. Leave there with your child. Bring her back in 60 minutes. You come back and Looch is sucking off her nipple. You're like well this didn't go how I thought it would. She's old. She doesn't even have any milk.

Mate yeah, but that breast milk would just be basically pure Parmesan. So I'm not mad about it. Shy guys there worrying for Dora. Like Guy, what the fuck are you doing here? Now I'm coming. Now this is the thing. No, you're coming in dealing with me. Here I am. You're coming to BabySurf and Flow in New Zealand and keep me company. I was gonna actually, I only pitched it to Babs because of the sadness about being left behind, but...

Shy Guy, if you want a usurp, we do it for 70 euro a day. Oh, you're putting us on a bidding war. Yeah. Who can I get cheaper? You can have bads. Would you want Shy Guy ever season Europe with you? I'll take the help, man. Beggars can't be choosers.

I can imagine you getting around a fedora and a little singlet. You've actually, the three times you've been around the chair, you're very sweet. You are sweet around it. Did you see him? Did you see him hold the flow? Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. That's like a brand new baby. That's breakable baby. This baby, you know Yeah, she can walk around she can fall over get back up. Oh go then

Okay, just pop over That Babs can have this. Babs would be very upset if I went and she did that thing I think you would be very happy. The boys are leaving her for Europe. Where are you at with that Babs? Are you going or you not? What have you decided? No, it's with me now in my camp. Counter off. Return serve Tuesday. Yep. She really pissed me off about wanting to go to the festival, the concert. I'm like, now she's taking the piss.

You're not taking it seriously. I was. Seriously, how did I? You're going to a few concerts. You rattled off four concerts. I'm like, no, we're not going for that long. I've met like one of those. Okay. Queens of the Stone Age baby.

You're going to a few concerts yourself this weekend. Oh, one but yeah. You're groupie at one and then You're going to do concerts yourself this weekend. Oh, one, but yeah. You're groupie at one and then you go to a boiler room in yellow. Yeah, apparently. Will you get drunk when you go to these things? I don't know, I probably have to. Yeah, just to survive. Do you get drunk on cider?

Just to survive my boyfriend's music. No, the problem is I've never been to a boiler room before and I can just see me getting like hot. Do you like that kind of music? You know, That's what they're all doing. So I said well I can't really go home by myself. I think the last event we did together the long lunch where we had a musician granted It's not dance music, but you know, it's Fun wedding style dance floor. I can't picture Babs dancing. She sat in there with the fan on the side of the default room I do dance. I just need a little bit of help Okay, like, you know shy guy was getting manhandled by listeners. You were getting groped Did you do a two-step? I do. I do dance, I just need a little bit of help. Okay.

A bit of liquid courage. Like, you know, Shy Guy was getting manhandled by listeners. He was getting groped. Yeah. Yeah. That you thought was me for a second. I did think it was you for a second. He was like rigid as, yeah.

Just the ball. Unhand me. It was actually me. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, someone groped me, fuck! Why is everyone going to be Shy Guy and Babs? Get a handful.

I'm joking. None of that happened. Well, good luck this weekend. Yeah, to us all. We've all got different weekends. What day is our respective festivals? Sunday. Me too.

Shy Guy, you're just going to count. Sunday I'm going to my friend's house. Oh yeah. Well, Sunday let's all send an update message. Maybe there's a festival in Canberra I could go to. Yeah, sure. Spill milk sometimes on there. Let's all go to a Sunday. Let's all send an update message. Maybe there's a festival in Canberra. Cute. Yeah, sure. Spill it out sometimes on there. Let's all go to a Sunday.

Let's all send a Sunday update. Love that. Sure. I want to see you deep in the boiler room. Do you really think Babs is going to do that? Balls deep in fucking some DJ music. Sweating. Yeah, I want to see you just cooking on drugs.

Just sending us messages. Chewing your face off. I want to see you be done. I'm going to endorse that. Yeah, I was going to say that. It's a podcast, babe. We can do what we want. You got your eyebrows down.

Live your life! Yeah, I did. Yeah, they look good. Oh, thank you. Got. I'm gonna endorse that. Yeah, I was gonna say that. It's a podcast, babe. We can do what we want. You got your eyebrows down, Mr. M. Live your life! Yeah, I did. Yeah, they look good. Oh, thank you. Got them done for the boiler room. Yeah, you got them done for that room.

Yeah, for that room specifically. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. Babs, show us, to get us out, your dancing on drugs go. No. Play us something. Do drugs something. Babs, well.

Give her a bit of Pete Murray. Everyone's gonna think I do drugs every weekend and I don't. Well... Does it really matter? Yes, son! That's what I was hoping you were gonna get! Come on Babsy! Ready! Maybe you can have a fan, cause I know you like having a prop. And you can be shaking that.

You can use that. Do you want a lava lamp? I'm not dancing right now! Come on! We'll all join you. This is what we do here at JDHQ. Do we? Come on. Do you know what this is by the way? I'm trying to see a couple of moves.

No! Come on! I've got to keep them ready for Sunday. Ready? You might pull something. It's the drop-bounce. Feel it. Here we go!

I'll let Jeff do it. Call me. Oh, what a let down. It takes over my body. I know, you can't help it. You can't help it. You can't help it. What have you got for us? Nothing.

How often are you embarrassed with us? Like 80% of the time. Jess and Ducko in the morning. 12 on the Friday you beautiful people. Hello. I need to Friday you beautiful people. Hello. I need to come clean straight away. I did something bad and I need the team to be in on it. Wow, this is an early confession.

Babs, you're gonna judge me? You two are gonna find this quite funny. Okay. Ooh, let's get Babs offside real early on Friday. No, like I think she's gonna feel sympathy but judge sympathy. Oh, oh. So last night last night me and my wife went out and got ramen with our child. Delicious.

Love ramen. On the way home, Morgan's like, I have not had a McDonald's chocolate Sunday since before I was pregnant. Was that her treat of choice? Not really. I'm like, I've never heard Morgan or you talk about a chocolate Sunday. I'm like, okay, sure. We'll go to Maccas.

I ended up getting myself a big Oreo McFlurry. I have not had an Oreo McFlurry in, I don't know, a long time. Yeah. I wouldn't have had a McFlurry in a while. Battle stations in the guts. Battle stations. Yeah. Babs is scrunching her nose up at you.

Look, she's like, why did you do it? You know. You can't eat because I'm unhappy. Hang on. Can we just also just, let's think about what was in your tum tum. Ramen. Soupy, Japanese noodles, and broth. Dumplings, and then go dumplings.

And dumplings. Topped off with a McFlurry. Bit of pink fat. That is not going together in my mind. No, I got home and I was like, I got home and I was like, almost just like, oh, Morgan, why did you do this to me? I don't know what a Japanese dessert is,

but it's certainly not a McFlurry. Definitely not that. Because I was thinking, oh let's go get some ice cream at like a Love Mac is but like an ice cream joint. Yeah like an artisanal. If I go to a server and I get a mango Wees bar I can get away with it. I can get away with a mango. That's fruit babe. That's fruit. It's 99% fruit. Yeah. But why don't I go get a McFlurry. I couldn't even finish it but goodness me. Me churning all night. Oh, duh. Yeah, I woke up and I was like, oh, what happened to me? Any knock-on effect today or how you been? Are you clenching? Nah, just a bit crampy, but I'm feeling alright.

I got the early coffee, you know. Yeah, yeah. Let's open the plug. Should I guys got that plug if you need it? Yeah, can I have it? If you need it. Yeah, have you got that? The Babs still has it.

I thought she gave the plug back to you, then you borrowed it. She gave me all the gear and I gave it all to her. All of it, it was in the kit. Can I have the plug, Babs? I don't know where I put it. Have you checked? Oh, to you. You borrowed it. You gave me, I gave it all to her. It was in the kit. Can I have the plug Babs? I don't know where I put it. Have you checked? Oh, Jethro's got it. Oh, jeez.

Is it one of those ones where you can sync it to Bluetooth so when your partner's gone about their day, you can send them a little vibration on your app? It's one of those. And then Shaggo and Babs have each other's password. I'm like, what it? Who would agree to that? Man, I've had a couple of friends that have done it.

You turn your nose up. They're in like, they're in Bunnings or whatever and it's a quick... Yeah, yeah. The best is when you're at a work meeting, you know, presenting, and you just feel, oh, are you thinking about me? I had a couple friends, they're not together anymore, but I've told this story before, she had one in and he was just like, look at this, and pressing it while they're at the bar. That's right, she was ordering. And she was at the bar like practically killing over. And I was like what are you doing right now? What is that? I think it's fun but I'd never agree to that. To each their own and hey you don't have to you just gotta find. Are you saying if Bertie your robo vac wanted to get you going and just remind you that he's still thinking of you. Yeah. No. You

wouldn't want to. Not with that. Oh come on mate. What way then? No, it just doesn't matter. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Well, I'll be thinking of your anus today. Thank you. And if you do need to run off, you run off, Tom. It could be a tough show for me. I just want to put it out there straight from the get-go. Yeah. Make good choices.

I know. My first radio show, I really wanted to have a catchphrase to end the show with, and I'd always go make good choices That was my that was your thing. That was like your Ellen DeGeneres be kind to one another I think that's where I stole it from. Yeah. Yeah all the big names in media have a catchphrase started again Make good deal out make good choices. Ah, a little preachy. I had a primary school principal who used to say Know what you do, but do what you know Know what you do, but do what you know. Know what you do, but do what you know.

I can't really wrap my head around that one, Principal. It's stuck with me forever. So know what you're doing, but make sure you do what you know. It's a bit of a be as you wish to seem. Yes. Yeah. You want to seem confident? Well, be confident.

Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm picking it up. Yeah. That's not bad. It wasn't bad. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I'm picking it up. Yeah. That's not bad. It wasn't bad. Ooh, should we end today's show with a catchphrase each? Oh, okay.

We're not going to say it again? Can that be mine? You can absolutely lock that in. Or do you want to start? Everyone put a catchphrase out now. We'll see if we want to stay with it. Because Sharga just had one there. Was it the one at the end of the Family Guy episodes where he's like, bye, have a beautiful

time? Ooh, I don't know. To the credits. Could we be hitting him with a niche, Steve? If I can't even support him, Ducko. Sorry, Jess. That's just far too niche. Is that as niche as me trying to talk about Home Alone 3 the other day?

No, that's the most niche thing you've ever done. Yeah. Babs, do you have a catchphrase for us this morning? Um. A great way to live your life. Just go out there and slay. Oh, yes. I'm having deja vu.

She's got her crown on. Have we asked Babs that question before? Cause that's feeling very familiar to me. Unless I dreamt about her the other night. Her default button is slay. It is. I mean, she's 24. What, what did we expect?

Are people still saying slay? I don't know. I am. Fair enough. Like the principle, slay has bedded its way into her brain. She's gonna run with that well into her 30s. What we should do now, cause we're gonna do 13, 10, 60, No Dumb Thought Friday.

Yes, Alpha Box is on the show, obviously. Don't forget, we've got the R&B Friday's live rap on, which sounds like, wah, wah, wah, wah. It's gonna be Shy Guy Live. It'll be that. At any time. Any time.

I'm really, I'm really expecting to be interrupted during a conversation. Me too. Unless he forgets and it just happens at the end of the show. I'm like, it's 8.55, I'm like, hey brother. Just confirming, have you got your saying? Oh no, but I better get that R&B horn out before the end. What I thought we could do though, No Dumb Thought Friday is next. Colin, if you have a no dumb thought or a beautiful catchphrase.

I love that. I love that. No catchphrase, dumb thought Friday. Yes. No dumb catchphrase, dumb thought Friday. See? Fits. It fits, man.

13, 10, 60. Wordy. On the big stick back. You are so gentle when you do that. I know. I get really nervous about breaking it. I look like I'm going to wind up. I know you really go for it.

You know this costs $4,000 each. Do they? Yeah, they're sturdy. I don't know'm gonna wind up. I know you really go for it. You know this costs $4,000 each. Do they? Yeah, they're sturdy. I don't know why you think they're so delicate. I think you can handle it. That's alright, I'm gonna spell one in the air. Please don't send me the bill. I have a Renault to pay for.

So 131060, you have a no dumb thought or you have a catchphrase. Yes, the way you live your life, slogan, a motto, a saying. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. There's no such thing as a dumb... Thought? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Always says there's no such thing as a dumb question.

Yep. What about the thoughts? What about the thoughts? Or phrases if you got one. 13, 10, 60. Are you living your life by a motto? Yep. That you'd like to share with us?

Because we're looking for something, maybe it'll be a new thing, to end the show with. Meg, good morning. Good morning. Meg, you were very quick when we said, have you got a life motto, a slogan, a catchphrase? I'd love to hear yours. Yeah, my friend's dad actually told me when he was alive. It was, if you can't be good, be good at it. Oh, if you can't be good, be good at it.

Alright, I choose the path of naughtiness. Yeah. And I'm gonna be good at that. That is a very good grandad phrase, isn't it? Your grandad sounds like a cheeky bugger. Yeah, if he can't be good. He was, he was a lovely bugger, though. He was lovely. Lovely, I imagine. Mel, I'm gonna take that with me all day. Sorry Meg, Jesus, sorry Meg.

Sorry Meg, I had ice cream last night. You know how I get. You know how I get, Meg. Oh, we know. My guts and then my brain. And what have we always said about the guts? They are the real brain of the body. They talked to us. You taught me that. Yeah, I did. And, I did respect that brain I you know what I had I haven't had ice cream pretty much this year I thought I'd I've been put myself on no ice cream band, but my wife and we talk about she guilted me Can we talk about people who have ice cream in winter? Oh? I don't want to see those stores closed and I understand you can't maybe operate a business just nine months of the year What's with people who crap my my husband's one of them.

Yeah. What's with it? I mean, it's freezing, why are we having- But if you're toasty inside or rugged up and you're having a little ice cream. Hee hee. You know, it's not bad, it's not bad. I can't, I've just got a blanket,

I can't have ice cream really ever. Like- You know, Morgan was trending on our socials yesterday, after you posted that video in your own home of your fridge got an insight into the Alan Ducat household. Did you see how many pictures were in that fridge by the way? Obviously everyone's saying she looks really good.

Right. Oh how many people messaged me too. I went to text her saying hey that two seconds you're in that video. Yeah it's wild. You are glowing and then I looked at the DMs. Yeah. And I know Morgan isn't a look at me girl so I went you know what I'm not gonna message her because she's gonna be like I don't oh yeah that many James

Yeah, cuz they were replying to my story being like check the Jess and I was part of she's glowing I'm like yeah, but did you say the hair what? Skincare is she using do you know or is that just new mum glow snail? Serum yeah, no she I think she just always pretty natural. I can't say I don't know Alaska Can you please? Oh, I'd love a routine. Oh, yeah Tell her just just once one we're gonna get a lot for the people she looks incredible Jeff. Sorry Jeff over to you, mate You got a catchphrase for us Nothing lasts forever, good or bad. Ohhhh.

I see what you're saying there. So don't ride the highs too high but don't ride the lows too low, Jeff. Jeff, your darkest hour... Yes, is only just an hour. Is only 60 minutes. Yeah, yeah, even your darkest hour is only an hour. Yeah, Jeff. The night is darkest before the dawn.

Oh, I love that one. Say it again, Jeff. The night is darker before the dawn. Oh I love that one. Say it again Jeff. Nothing lasts forever, good or bad. Oh my god it's Gandalf. This too shall pass. I always try and remember that. Is that Gandalf? No no that's you shall not pass. Yeah yeah yeah. This when he... What's this two-shell pass? This two-shell pass is one of those famous ones that floats around from time to time. Yeah, that's a good one, isn't it? And you get why it's been around forever. Yeah, yeah.

Persian origin. Oh, Azizem. Oh, geez. What a start to the show. You're getting more niche. You're just niching yourself. Each year in one of the biggest artists of all time. That's niche. Does anyone else want to add a quote in? Or a little?

I just, if you don't mind cheating, I googled one. It's really struck me. Okay. Life has no limitations, except the ones you make. That's good. I also try, I've really tried to live my life in recent years. Just do whatever you want. As long as you're not hurting anyone, you're not causing harm to your fellow human being,

you can do whatever you want. Sure, do you, you know what I mean? Do you! Yeah, I know what you mean. We go to Riley on 13 1060. Good morning Riley. Morning! What do you got for us? This is gonna be motivational.

Absolutely. How you living your life Riley? Oh just waiting at work at the moment. Oh very good. What do you do? Operator. What did you cut out there? What did you say? Operate in an excavator. Oh okay. Operate in an excavator. Alright, what catchphrase are you living your life by Riley? One more's the law. One more time by, Riley? One more's the law. One more time? Drinking. One more's the law. One more's the law. Oh, when it comes to drinking. One more is the law, as in like, don't drink and drive?

No, I think he means like when you're with the boys at the pub and they go, one more? Well, it's the law. I was like, I'm trying to find... I see what you're saying. So one more... that's actually great, Riley. No, and then you have a plan B, you get home in a cab or whatever. I was very responsible from Riley to call in and tell us not to drink and drive. Didn't see that coming. Not gonna lie when I heard his voice. Ah. You pigeonholed Riley.

And he surprised you. One more's the law. One more's the law. I'm gonna say it with the boys, Riley, this weekend, eh? Will do. I'll be saying it all day. If you have anything you want to contribute, Ducco's about to tell us a story or what if someone wants to contribute? Jess always says... It's all people going, can I play Alphabox? Oh yeah? No Julie, you're five minutes too early. Well maybe you put those people to us and

we'll tell them no. Yeah! Okay? 13 10 60 right now, yeah right now give us a call. Do your job! Yeah, we've hit the ground running early. But Jess always says let them in and Babs says nah, shut them out. Build a wall. What's the point of having great call of fame prizes if we don't get anyone on the air, ducko? Yeah, jump on right now. 13 10 60.

Just get through Babs and- I know, I know you need some time to eat your oats, your overnight oats, but hey. Yeah. Let's work around the rice cookers. Let's see what they... Look, Riley's calling back. He might have something else he wants to contribute. You never know. You never know. Another great catchphrase.

And I do like that the teams are wearing their matching hoodies today. This is the first time we've all synchronised. Absolutely. Even though wearing our beautiful LSKD, enjoy the journey jumpers, we've had these for a year. There's a quote, enjoy the journey. Actually LSKD, they do some great quotes. Yeah. Enjoy the Journey jumpers. We've had these for a year. There's a quote, enjoy the journey. Actually LSK, they do some great quotes. 1% better every day. I try, you know what I mean?

That's actually what we were tossing up. Do we get that jump or do we get the enjoy the journey jumper? But the colors, I think it made us all pop these colors. I wore this somewhere publicly the other day and someone said to me, enjoy the journey. And I was like, is that like you trying to insult me? Um, she was just reading your shirt. Yeah. That's like, I was wearing a t-shirt that says like, take me to Italy in Italian.

And a woman walked up behind me and she goes, Oh yeah, I'll come with you. And I went, what the hell are you talking about? And she went, your shirt. And I went, I'm not up to that on Duolingo. Is that what it says? You couldn't read it yet? No. And then she goes, and also, yes, I will have the number that on Duolingo. Is that what it says? You didn't read it yet? No.

And then she goes, and also, yes, I will have the number 12 with black bean sauce. Your back tattoo? I too enjoy Chinese. Yes. Uh, anyway, it is a big show. It is. Because, yeah, it could happen anytime. So, Shy Guy, that's your task today.

You were power drunk, buddy. I can see it. That's right. He's going to the nation's capital this weekend. So he's a bit naughty. He's a bit frisky. With these alleged friends that- It was minus five last night right he's going to the nation's capital this weekend so he's a bit naughty with these alleged friends that is minus five last night it's gonna be so good. Do you reckon you'd take this jumper I feel really funny wearing this outside of work because it feels like my work uniform this jumper but I wore it to Pilates the other night and I went oh no no this is my work time I can't get it

dirty yeah you know before Friday so long to dry but are you gonna take it because it is so warm and cuddly. I'll take other clothes. What do you um, do you before Friday so long to drive, but are you gonna take it cuz it is so warm and cuddly What are you are uniform to me? Do you get excited to go to camera? Cuz I what do you do there? Yeah? Yeah, I don't know. It's cold and flat. Yeah, that's that great lake You taught like early Griffin have you rode on that like is that how you knew it? I went to the AIS in camera a few times that one that overlooks the house Parliament house. I know it might be done. We got a Marty's called through. Sorry you got through. Oh god You got through bad. This better through, sorry you got through... Oh God, you got through Babs! This better be good Marty, you got through Babs!

Jesus! I'm not even kidding, I just called up to annoy her, she said she's gonna put me through anyway. Hahaha! What were you gonna, what was your tactic Marty? What were you gonna say to her? Nothing, um, I'm a dad, it's just like natural. Hahaha!

You know how to annoy the younger generation, Marty. I love it! See Babs, without Marty's we don't get this gear. Exactly! Yeah. Hit us with something good for a Friday, Marty. Well, I'm about to start work. Well, 6.15 I was meant to start, so. Are you late? Yeah, I'm just pulling in now. What are you doing? What are you doing with yourself?

Uh, I'm a chef. Oh! Early start for a? What are you doing with yourself? I'm a chef. Early start for a chef. You're on the brekkie shift? Or do you work at a place that only does breakfast? Yeah, just brekkie and lunch. Okay. Fantastic. What's your most hated thing to make for breakfast? Most hated thing to make for breakfast? Probably gnocchi.

Gnocchi for breakfast? What do you mean? That's on the breakfast menu? Not at our place, but places try and do it. I'm just like, why? Yeah, surely just a bit of eggs and sourdough is what you're running with. Yeah. Yeah. Also, can I chat to you about why smashed abo's so expensive at cafes? Because avocados are expensive and we throw a lot of them out. Really?

Because they're not good enough. Yeah like, I might go through three avocados sometimes to get you your one on toast. On place. Oh that's interesting. Hey Marty, can I ask you, let's stay on avocado toast because I had the worst avocado toast of my life. I will not name in shame because I don't want to bring down their whole business, but I genuinely took two bites, Marty, spat it out.

I had done takeaway and threw it in the bin. My tongue is still recovering. Cause it was so hard. No, it was like spicy herby. I don't know if it was like Zata or sumac or something, but why are people trying to get so fricking fancy, Marty? It's already $24. You don't need to load it up with spice wouldn't you agree? I do agree but it's the same as like movies they're just remaking movies that

don't need to be remade because there's no good ideas left anymore so people are just stretching trying to make money. You know what I opened this box Marty, and my initial was like, ooh, look at this garden. They'd put radishes in it. There was some- Sorry I'm late lad. No, take us in Marty.

No Marty, I need to continue. You're absolutely right. The adornments on this one bit of toast were ridiculous. And then it was disgusting. Just stick to the basics. Let's strip it back. Good morning Marty's work colleagues. Hello Marty's team. Yes chef. Hold on, I'll put you on the left. Thank you. it back. Good morning Marty's work colleagues. Hello Marty's team.

Hold on, I'll put yours on there. Thank you. Wait, you're on the radio. Good morning. Morning chef. It's Jess and Ducker. Hey! What are we cooking, boys?

We're just turning everything on at the moment. I'm about to make fresh scones though. Oh! We'll send Shai over. Marty, do you put lemonade in your scones? What's your secret? I do put lemonade. Yeah, nice and fluffy baby!

30 seconds, 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. We have to take your first answer. Cannot use the same answer twice. If you're unsure of that question, say pass. We come back to you if there's time. We're playing for $10,000. Our player today is Emily. Hello Emily.

Good morning. How are you guys? Emily, we couldn't be better. We have the opportunity to make your long weekend pretty damn fantastic. Oh yeah, pretty long. Ten thousand dollars. How would you spend it? I'm going to Mexico early next year for my partner sister wedding so that will definitely help to get there. That would be fantastic. A wedding in Mexico. Very nice. I'm just quickly looking up any places in Mexico that start with the letter that we've got. Oh Maybe you'd like to visit. Yes, oxy nam. Oh oxy nam. I don't know if I'm pronouncing that correctly

I apologize to all our Mexican Spanish speakers, but your letters. Oh Emily What's a what's a flight to Mexico these days Emily? Like almost 2000. Yeah. Geez, that's tickling European prices, isn't it? Yeah, I mean, yeah. I guess it is very far away. It's far away.

We're far away from everyone except the Kiwis. Yeah. Um, Em, O, you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter O, we need you to name an appliance. Oven. A movie.

Orphan. A drink. Orange juice. A brand. A way. An animal. Octopus. A clothing item.

Overcoat. An occupation. Helmet rest. A music group. A movie. A movie. A movie. A movie. A movie. A animal. Octopus. A clothing item. Overcoat. An occupation. Um, helmet rest.

A music group. Um, one direction. A condiment. Or a gar- An actress. Oh, we didn't even stop. I think we're in the buzz there. And I do have some question marks over some.

Yeah, me too. A brand. A brilliant run. Yeah, great run. A brand. A brand. A brand. A brand.

A brand. A brand. A brand. A brand. A brand. I think we're in the buzz there and I do have some question marks over some. Yeah me too. A brand. A brilliant run. Yeah great run. A brand. What do you say for brand? Allway.

Allway? I've not heard of Allway. Probably is a brand. Allway. O-L-A-Y. Allway, okay. What is that? Oh Olay.

The beauty brand. The beauty brand. Ah. Oil of Olay. Ah, right, right, right. Okay, would you accept that? I think it's pronounced Olay. Yeah, look, either way, an actress was after the buzzer. It would have been nine or eight. The actress was after the buzzer.

Even now, I feel like I'm piling on, but did you say oregano for condiment? Yeah. Yeah. That's a herb. Of course. It's not sauce. Yeah. Ah, no, I feel back to that. We were so elite. Well, that is a herb. Sorry, I That's not a sauce. Yeah. No, I feel back to that we were so elite. That is a herb. Sorry, I didn't pick that one up either. So look, it's kind of 9 or 8. I'm sure that is a brand. It was mispronounced. A condiment

looking for olive oil or oyster sauce. An actress you got. It was after the buzzer. Oh, she was good. It was very good though. It was a very good one. I'm going to fail. $100 to spend at Muck Hair is coming your way, Emily, for getting involved. Thank you. Thank you, Em. Thank you so much. And look, sorry that was sticky at the end there.

I know. Doesn't that feel gross? Well, Oregano's definitely not a... I can get away with the mispronunciation for the brand that she thought it was, but the Oregano, the name after the buzzer. Emily, you were fantastic, and look forward to seeing how good your hair looks in Mexico. Thanks Gorge. Jess and Dukko. It was butaneum Lord. That's what it was. How dare you. That was Lord featuring Raiden. What was that?

Hit breakfast. Jess and Dukko. I'm loving that Lord track by the way. Yeah. Divide opinions in this room. Yeah it has a more, I think it's a grower not a shower. I really like it. I'm excited for her new album. You love Lord. I do like Lord. You know why? Yeah. Eucharistic minister from way back. Of course, me and Lord, we are all just, it was a the book. C'mon, I would be so proud of you. Yes, you would be. You're upholding those values. Even though you've now flown the nest, you know? I'm going straight to hell aren't I? The way you were raised? We had a good run. If we all died at the same time, we'd all go to Purgatory and I'd watch

you three just float up and I'd be like, God, no! No, no, you'd come up with us because we're a team and we're the pearly gates and Peter would go, Shy Guy, yeah, in, Babs, same, great to see you. She's in too? Yes, yeah, hang on a minute. Good to see you, Babs! Great to see you. She's in too. Yes, yeah. Hang on a minute. Good to see you, Babs. Like a bouncer. Shame. Shame. Shame.

You know what he goes, he put a hand on your shoulder and goes, not tonight, son. And I've only had one, like I've had like five, I had one at three drinks, I had two out. I've had like five standard beers, white beers. And then the manager would come out and be like, hey, let's go have a chat. And then this would be come out and be like, hey, let's go have a chat. Let's go have a chat. And then this would be me going to hell. It was a da pop!

Oh. Yeah. You know who also would be in hell? Brayden. And this guy. Sonic Turd. Oh, you're taking it? I went through the pearly gate.

Oh, did you go? Peter let him in. Peter let him in. That's BS that you and Babs get to go to heaven and I don't because you two are just undercurrent. You know, you're low key, I reckon. They slipped through the road. You slipped through. Yeah.

Actually, I can see Babs going. I can see Babs pushes my status up. Oh, you're just going to leave. My chance. Yeah, that's fair. He's going to use those fluffy handcuffs. I'm going to align myself. I'm Babs' plus one. Yeah. Oh, Jess, why are you plus one? Oh, you're just going to leave. Yeah. He's going to use those fluffy handcuffs. I'm going to align myself. I'm about to plus one.

Yeah. Oh, Jess, why don't you're plus one. Oh, sorry. Oops. You can absolutely be my plus one. We'll do a three legged race in through the burly gates. Here we go. We're in.

Ha ha ha. Straight to the buffet. Enough about me going to hell. Jess and Ducco. Ducco, we often talk about this show, you know, you really felt like a grown up when or you just, I think I'm growing up. I feel like an adult properly because we're both so young and hard. So I think some of those moments where you go, Oh no, am I losing it?

Am I losing my edge? Am I using my, losing my youthfulness? They're quite poignant moments. And I had one of those last night. I've made some new friends and we went out for our first dinner together last night. So this is a new book club? No, no. They're relatively old made. So these are brand new. Where do we meet these new people? Is it Mum's Group?

They are both Mum's, but not necessarily Mum's Group. One of the ladies is new to our area, and I have worked sort of vaguely with the other one. And she said, I reckon you and this woman I know would get along, should we all do a dinner? That's always fraught with danger though, isn't it? Bit of a blind date situation. But I trust this girl and this new friend, you know,

has worked in media actually at an organization I love and have really consumed a lot of their stuff before. And I went, I reckon we'd have something in common, let's give it a go. Yep. And when I threw out our favorite restaurant and they both went, absolutely, I went, okay, we're gonna get along, we're all happy to go out on a Thursday night. Yeah. But I put out, hey ladies, you know, I do, okay, we're gonna get along. We're all happy to go out on a Thursday night. But I put out, hey ladies, I do breakfast radio. How does everyone feel about a 5.30 dinner reservation? And they went, love the sound of that.

Early. Also it's dark early now. It's like, you know, cold. Winter, absolutely. But no one made me feel a bit, oh no, seven o'clock would be better. Isn't that when grownups go out to eat? Happy with 5.30. Let me run you really quickly through how the night progressed. We get there

at 530 no one's in the restaurant because normal people have their bookings for 637 so we were able to order before the restaurant got really busy. We're you know we're ordered by 545 sort of thing. We're out of there by 710. Oh wow. Unbelievable. Now granted they probably did have a dinner booking reservation they needed the table back but we didn't even have to get moved along. We were done. Yeah. I just said I'll pay ladies we'll sort it out later because I'm like let's just get out of here I hate splitting the bill and you're mucking around at the counter. You're thinking of your

points. I've learned from you haven't I I? You still know me. Put that on the thing. The bill came to a, there's three of us, remember? The roundest- Because you can order. That was the other thing, actually. They said- Can we get one of everything? Whoa.

They literally said, oh Jess, you just order. I went ladies, we are going to get a lot of it. That's really where this should go. We are going to get a lot of it. Because you and dinner can go either way, right? You know that. Well, these ladies don't even know me. So were you on your best behavior in terms of not telling them what to order?

I was. And because again, I wanted to get out of there pretty promptly before I realized how efficient these women were. So I was a bit, all right, don't jump down their throats. Don't just say, hey, can I just quickly order? What do you guys want? One of the women is going through a bit of a hard time. So we're talking about that.

I didn't want to interrupt going, hey, can you shut up for a second? I want to order food. Spring roll sports? Before everyone gets here. And then he left me. Yeah, great. How many pizza breads are we all happy with?

Cause I'd like my own. But they were happy to go, Jess, you just order. I went, okay. I am a good team leader. I did say, is there anything anyone doesn't want? Like I don't want to get the burrata for the table if we have anti-burrata people. Yeah, yeah. Having said that, if you're anti-burrata, we're never having a meal again together.

Well that's exactly right, see? But they let me order the build-a-co. Never seen it in my life. Yes. The roundest number ever. What was it? 300 flat for three of us. So 100 each.

Perfectly rounded and didn't even need to get the calculator out. Tick, tick, tick. They had transferred me by the time we'd left the restaurant. They went, quickly, what are your bank details? So that was sorted by the time I got back to my car. I was home by 7.30, had done my skincare by 7.45. In bed by eight. And had a cup of tea in bed by 8.

Oh look at you go. The most mature adult dinner of my life. It does sound very prompt and efficient. I think these they're gonna be friends for life. If this is the way we're gonna move forward with our catch-ups yeah I'm very happy with that. Question which I think is vital in the new friendship. Talk to me. Has there been a follow-up text? Great to catch up. We should do it again. Absolutely. There has from who? From one of the women. Okay. One of the women and little test for me. How about we go to insert my other favourite restaurant? Would love to. Oh wow. I'm in control of the picking because you know how I get when people offer. So as long as you pick the places and order the food and choose the times, they're awesome.

And I can pay on my credit card to get the point. We're happy as lady! Jess and Ducko's. One, two, three, three, three. Jess and Ducko's. What's the threesome? Everybody loves all... The game is, what's the threesome?

Yeah, it's a confusing game. Shagah gives us three topics and we've got to weasel our way into fun. We've got to sync them up. Yeah we've got to sync them up and they can be anything. We've got to get into the headspace of this young man. We're never going to let him live down secret agencies with hidden agendas. That was a tough one. Everyone knows us men in black.

No mate. Ghostbusters or whatever the other one was. So let's see how we go today. I've made it a little bit less loose with the topics. We'll see how we go. Less Shy Guy. Less Shy Guy. Leonardo DiCaprio, Meryl Streep, Denzel Washington.

Oscar winners. They are Oscar winners. Oh, good game. I was trying to think of the movies I realised. Yeah, I was going to say I don't think Leo and Meryl would be in. It must be something else. No, I don't think they have any movie together, yeah. I would love to see that movie though.

That would be great. Okay. Point to Jeff else. I would love to see that movie though. That would be great. Point to Jeff. Mario Kart, Super Smash Brothers, Animal Crossing, They Are Ducko, Nintendo exclusive games. Just downloaded, actually purchased the new tracks on Mario Kart 8. The new tracks? Oh, of course. The new Switch came out yesterday.

Did it come out yesterday? The new Switch 2 and the new Mario Kart games. Oh jeez, I need that. Yeah. Anyway. I liked Mario Kart on 64. Yeah! That was fun. This is just Mario Kart on Royce. Whoever made that is overstimulated.

Like it is a lot that game. Is it? Yeah. ADHD. Yeah. Alright so so far Jess and Ducco on the board. Babs yet to score a point. What was that?

Did you say Babs is on here? Babs yet to score a point. Okay this one was in Clarifor. Babs yet to score a point. Babs yet to score a point. Is it so good when you can do it? Alright, next question. Uluru, Grand Canyon, the Great Barrier Reef.

Natural Wonders of the World. What the heck? That's one of my ultimate bucket list trips to go see all the wonders of the world. In every part of the world? Yeah, the eight. You know the eight main ones? Yeah, right. The apostles up there? I don't think they're one of the wonders.

Unfortunately, and now they're crumbling. There's like two of them. There's two of them left. Yeah. Next question. The jungle of Babylon. Okay, no, that's enough. Shall I go? We can stop there. Loki, Ultron, Thanos.

Oh, Avengers. No, Marvel, yeah. Marvel villains? I have Marvel villains. Oh, damn it. I threw you off there Babs. Sorry can we get a score check? Yeah of course Jess you're on three. I don't really care about me and Daco. Babs zero. I'm trying. Do you have a mic on? Yeah mic's on. Do you want to bang it? Yeah. Oh yep she's on. Alright next question. Fahrenheit Celsius Kelvin. Temperatures. Degrees.

They're temperatures. You're doing What's the Foursome, you could have added another one to the category. Degrees. Alright. Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, Dr. Dre. R&B artists. They're rappers. Thank you. Rappers. Geez these are easier today. They're not like, yeah.

They're not sugar. You're out. They're not loose. Oh you didn't get off the floor. Oh you can just keep playing for fun. Yeah play for fun. Come on. They're not like, yeah. They're not sugar. You're out. They're not loose. Oh, you didn't get off the floor. Oh, you can just keep playing for fun. Yeah, play for fun. Come on. No, I like it down here. Solar system, DNA, the periodic table.

Ooh. Solar system, DNA, like the building blocks or something? Elements? Solar system, DNA, periodic table. Big, big concepts. Space related. You're getting there. The science related things. I'm getting there. About're getting there. Science related themes.

Science related themes. I might pay that just to keep the game interesting. What was it? A science subject at school. Science subjects, okay. So if you get this next one, you're a tiebreaker. Babs you're well and truly out. Can I still play? Yeah for fun. I'm just but I won't. I'm just gonna play this. Play in your head, because it'll just take too long. I'm gonna play this intense music just for the sake of it. Oh, I love it. Sushi, tempura, ramen. Japanese food.

They are. They are. I had ramen last night too. That's why I put it in there. It was delicious. And I don't care for tempura. I was like, Japanese and ramen, what is that? Jess and Daco.

Jess and Daco. I'm hit to tell the team an event I got asked to MC. Not another wedding. No, not another wedding. No, no, no. But I get asked to do all sorts of things. As we do, you get the same. Maybe it's corporate events, maybe it's charity events.

You can do anything and everything. That's right. Hey, you can string a sentence together. Come on. Come do this thing for me. You can hold the mic. Absolutely. I think I got asked to MC my strangest one yet.

I got approached by a full on management company who. Oh, like talent management? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who hit me up. Hello. Sent me a DM and they're like, ducko, we we've been looking and we think you'd be perfect for what we want to offer. I was like, okay, what, what are we talking here? I'm going to make it a big time.

What's daddy got? Come on. And then they said that they want me to host in Parramatta in Sydney, Western Sydney, the national Beyblade tournament. When I think of the duck man, Beyblade is up there. For those who don't know Beyblade. Remind me. What's a Beyblade? Beyblades are those things. For those who don't know Beyblades. Remind me. What's a Beyblade?

Beyblades are those things. I didn't really play with them. I think I played with them a bit after my time. Where you put like the long, you have the long, um, I don't know how would you describe that, like plastic. And you rip it and the Beyblade spins after you pull it out. Yeah, a little disc. A little disc and the disc spins. And the cord.

And the cord, yeah, you pull the cord out. Oh my god! It's like, um, And they hit each other. Almost like a mini frisbee, would you say, and then you launch it? Um... Am I getting that wrong? It used to be on TV, on Toaster TV, so watch it before Sunday. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And they're in a ring, like in a reel. Hang on, was Beyblade a show? It was a show too. It was an anime. Anyway, so that now basically... And do you fight your Beyblades? Yes, they hit each other in a ring, and then the one to stop spinning loses. Like Robo Wars.

Exactly like, bro. It's like a cheap Robo Wars. Yeah, yeah, a manual Robo Wars. I know we joke that you're a Yu-Gi-Oh! man. Yeah, that's what I thought would be funny. And Dragon Ball Z, we've joked about you. That's your ilk. Yeah.

Has that extended in the conversations happening outside this room to Beyblade seven hours Excuse me seven hours over two days. I'm sorry. I blacked out after you said Beyblade What's the actual event at the national Beyblade tournament? So it's like I'm hosting the heats like I'm on the mic Oh, we got shy guy and he's Beyblade x9 for going up against Jess and so you're Commentating yes game. Yes to then get to a final and crown a winner. Over two days. Fourteen hours of Beyblade commentary. Like you were Talon scouted, are these competitors, you know, been through junior championships

and this is now the, if it's national? I presume so. I mean, 13, 10, 60, if you're into the Beyblading and you are competing. Oh, can we get a... If you're going to be there. A rising Beyblade superstar? Yeah, I was, I was shook because I was Googling and I was like, wow, this is a full, they have it in every state.

Like everyone does it. They sort of all come together and it's the national champs and they do this one. I don't know why it's in Parramatta, but it is. And they're all competing. I couldn't believe it. How much are they off you to do it? Was it decent? Have you thought about it?

Are you doing it? Yeah, look, I did. Are you going to do it? I can't do it. I've got? Have you thought about it? Are you doing it? Are you going to do it? I can't do it. I've got something on that weekend. Oh no. I said to them, I can do one day, not two days.

Can you do the championship day or the day before? Yeah, no, the championship day. I can do the Sunday. I was going to say, get the heats out of the way. Let some other schmuck do that. So I can do the Sunday and they're going to come back to me, but I haven't heard, so I don't know if they are, but I mean, I did. Bay blade check.

Now this is the, absolutely. Yeah. Um, again, you're now the Bay blade guy. Obviously I am. What's the prize for the winner? Are we talking cash pricing or is it just the glory? Honestly, I learned there was a Bay blade national tournament when they asked me to do it. Could you imagine me as their commentator?

Like, all right, everyone, here we go! I mean, you can talk underwater, we know this, you do your research, you'll have Beyblade facts coming up to Wazoo. Hell yeah. I wonder how fast they can spin. What age demographic? Kids. Because that feels like a children's thing to me, but that was a kid's thing when we

were kids. So is it 35 plus who just have kept this hobby? Babs, you have any mates into Beyblading? No. Did you know what Beyblades were? I do. Yeah. Oh, okay.

I still think there's a market for it. I guess. I mean, look, if they're hosting a national tournament. Worldbeyblade.org. You host the Aussie championships. Yeah. You could be off to Vegas. Hang on a minute.

Commentating the, uh, the World Beyblade chance. The World Beyblade. That'd be a pinching moment. Look at all these heats. North Carolina, Virginia, Arkansas. It's pretty crazy. It's huge in the States. Maybe I should do it then. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time!

Add another feather to your cap, son. You win trophies. Okay. I don't see cash at that. Prove it in a battle at a qualifying tournament near you. It's giving dodgeball. Like these local comps are now leading them to the nationals. I imagine with the trophies come the ladies and the bragging rights when you're the Beyblade

champ. Obviously. I've just tried to go on beyblade.com and it's making me enter my date of birth. Like do you have to be- Like it's porn? Hang on. Alright. Whoa.

Someone's been on some website. Like is that blocking out children? Why are they blocking it out? No, but is it blocking out adults? Like only children can go on the way. Maybe you need to be over a certain age to Beyblade, baby, because it's dangerous blading. Is it dangerous? Don't play without a responsible adult. Anyway, I'll let you know how it goes. If it happens, it's in a couple of weeks.

I have just... You can watch it on Twitch. Oh, see, that's a young person's streaming site for all those listening along at home. Japan? This one's in Japan? Imagine if I was in the Japanese Beyblade announcing and they're like, Mr. Takashinou has thrown to me. Yeah, yeah. Coming to you, Darkman.

What we're going to need to do though is make sure your Beyblade skills are up to scratch. You can't host and not Beyblade yourself. No. That feels... That feels wrong. Yeah. It feels like I'm cheating on the Beybladers. Absolutely.

You're taking jobs off a real Beyblader. And I don't want to do that. Cause they've head hunted me. They've scouted me for this job. Of all the things I thought you were going to say. Ah mate. Beyblade was not on the bingo card. It fits though, doesn't it?

It kind of does, but not to be rude. Jess and Ducco. Ariana! Grande! Taylor. I mean, Twilight Zone. Mate, honestly, I tell you, the ice cream has mess with my brain today. It really has. I can't read things.

What have we said? The gut is the real brain of the body. I had to make flurry last night for the first time in a decade because my wife made me and I feel not great. You are basically lactose intolerant. You need to make better choices, particularly off the back of a ramen dinner. Remember when I had Neapolitan,

I came in and I was whacked that day too. It's like, I just start like, yeah, I can't concentrate. I can't see things straight. Mama, Papa. Well, there's only an hour and a minute left of the show. Ducco, can you get it together? I think so, I think so. I hope so. Shy Guy's yet to part of it. We started talking about appliances and

fridge check Took over the radio now as I left yesterday I was just flicking around me radio looking for some easy listening tunes whilst I was on a commute All right, grandma and young Ed Sheeran Yes came on came on came on radio. One of his great songs. And I was like, Oh my God. Does, is Ed a fan? I'll get there. Is Ed a fan?

You know, or you'll lead us in. Of what we were talking about. About fridges. Yeah. In particular, the number one recommended fridge. Have a listen to this, his song, Happier. Turn it up. Remember that brand we're talking about? He keeps going.

Hang on, hang on, look he mobs it. I woke up this morning going, hang on a minute, there's an Ed Sheeran song. That is hilarious. I was wondering what the link was. I was like, oh no, this could be a car crash. I got there. That was good. Thank you.

That was good. I had to dig. I went, what's that Ed Sheeran song where the hook is? Hey, hey, hey. That's genuinely what he's saying. He's saying the French brand. That's what he's saying. That song is old, happier.

And just for everyone behind the scenes, we were just talking about Ed Sheeran in the studio. I was like, everyone shut up, I've got an Ed Sheeran gag coming up. That is so funny. Good pipe playing for the joke too. Thank you. I could see your eyes going wide. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10k alpha bucks on hit.

Oh this is exciting, it'll be fantastic going into a long weekend. 30 seconds, 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer, can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, say pass. We come back of course, if there is time. They're the rules of engagement. We're playing for 10k and our player, Jodie. Hello Jodie. Hi. Jodie, Jodie, J Jodie one of the great actresses Jodie Foster. Oh, yeah My god flight plan. Oh jeez, how good that?

I'm up there with him. Absolutely in how good Jodie Foster is in acting I think this Jodie will be as good playing Alphabos. I think so. Fake it till you make it. That's it, Jodie. That's it. Mate, that's Tucker and I, that's how we got here. Enjoy the journey, Jodie. How I do my whole life. How I manage my whole life. Yes, queen. What do you want to spend $10,000 on?

Well, I'm gonna have a weekend full of margaritas if I win. Oh, hell yeah. The pizza, right? Oh yeah. It's everything. Salted rim, The pizza, right? Oh yeah, it's everything. Salted rim, coconut rim, what are you running with? No, no, classic, it's a classic salted. She's a classic lady.

Yeah, I can see that. Yep. Alrighty. One thing stands between you and bottomless Margs, Jodie. Now you've got me wanting a Marg at 8.11 on a Friday. I know. It's the letter V Jodie. Bloody hell.

Okay. Sorry. Rain that in. Thank you. You're good. Is that delay button working? We might have a loose cannon. Okay. All right.

I promise. All right. Let's go. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter V. We need you to name a verb. Pass. An occupation.

Vet. A zodiac sign. Virgo. An instrument. Violin. A body part. Pass. A boy's name.

Victor. A luxury brand. Pass. A sport. name? Victor. A luxury brand? A sport? Volleyball. A candle scent? Violet. A movie villain? Oh, that was really bad.

No, it wasn't really bad. You got yourself seven. It certainly wasn't really bad. We've had nudie runs. Trust me. I really didn't feel I could say the body part. You can say vagina, that's what it's called, doll. Oh, damn.

You could have also said the vertebrae or the veins, if that's what you're after. No, no, that didn't come to mind. Why would it? That's not a swear word, Jodie. That is the part of the anatomy. Look, you got yourself seven. The ones we missed out on a verb could have been

vibrate or vanish, a body part as we've just gone through. A luxury brand, The Suches. The Suches. And then a movie villain could have been Tom Marvolo Riddle Voldemort. Oh my god. I just thought Voldemort would have done. Yeah, I never would have got that. Oh, not a HP fan.

That's a creative one from Babs, movie villain. Yeah. How's Candle scent? Look, I'm just rating Babs because I got through. She's broken my heart so many times and told me I didn't make it through. And she puts you through and gives you movie villain. I know, I know. She's tough. She is tough. Babs, what say you to poor Jodie? Why is everyone coming for me? No, no, that's alright Babs. you have the high standard, you made Jodie want it more, you know?

I know, it was so close, so close, I'm pretty proud of Seven. Yeah, well, I mean, to start off, that's a good attitude, because you said hopeless, now you're proud of it, see? We've all turned around these last few minutes. And if you'd said vagina, you would have got eight. Yeah, that would have been better. I know, I know. Look Jodie, Babs has actually asked me if I can give you this, you get $100 to spend

on a line of muck hair. Oh cool. There you go. Enjoy that Jodie, haves has actually asked me if I can give you this. You get $100 to spend on a line of muck hair. Oh, cool. There you go. Enjoy that, Jodie. Have a great long weekend. You too, thank you. Thank you.

Put you back onto Babs now, you guys have fun. Oh my God, look who it is. Aw. It's the fridge guy. You missed that 10 minutes ago. I think you've just joined now. Jess and Ducco. I'm asking, what hit you in the face? What hit you in the face?

What hit you in the face? That's traumatising, right on that nose. Right on the knocker. It is traumatising because Elon Musk jeez hasn't he made headlines lately? I think this was right before he got kicked out of the White House with Trump. I should have put money on it. You could have bet your house that Elon and Trump were going to blow up. And I think this is right before he got kicked out of the White House with Trump. I should have put money on it.

You could have bet your house that Elon and Trump were going to blow up. And now he's releasing things saying like Trump was part of Epstein-Lohan and then Trump's releasing things about Elon. I'm like, goodness me. It's so funny because Trump's releasing things about Elon on X that Elon owns. Soon Trump will be banned from X. Ridiculous. Anyway, this is before he was banned from the Oval Office.

He was sitting next to President Donald Trump. This was Friday just gone. He had a bruised eye and he was in the White House. He was talking about, obviously he was talking about DOGE, the Department of Government Efficiency. And then he was asked about the bruise on his eye and he said, Oh, that was actually from my little one. You know, he called his kid X, like after X.

Doesn't it? Is that the first key? Is that the key? Is it the only other one, kid? No, he's got heaps. He kid He's got a he had that one where he called it cat running across keyboard. That's who I'm thinking It was just a bunch of that's a different kid. Yeah, I believe so and no one knew how to pronounce that Yeah, which I thought was like 14 according to the Wall Street Journal what that's a reputable 14 that means he's had intercourse 14 times. Who are these idiots? Surely not. Surely not. Is X his youngest? Who's X?

X is one of his kids. It doesn't matter. He said I was just horsing around with little X and I said go ahead and punch me in the face and he did as hard as he could and gave Elon a black eye. Well now I need to know the age because a two year old's not giving you a black eye, are they? Juliet's is the teen. Is this like a teenager who's punched his dad? He's punched daddy in the face and then dad's gone next to his president. Daddy's gotta go to the White House and do a press conference. At least put some make up on it Elon, he's four. God damn. That's a good right hook from the four year old isn't it?

Absolutely it is. Yeah, so I wanted to know in 13, 10, 60 what hit you in the face? Oh my god, and I guess the damage that then occurred. You know, famously, I've got a few stories about face hitting in my family. But then I was- Cause you're that bratty middle child. And that brother. You're that brother who, I don't know, wasn't happy with his sister a couple of times.

Yeah. I was telling my sisters we were doing this and I said, Hey, you know, remember the time when I threw something at you and then they got in touch and left us some audio Morning Jess morning, duck. Oh, it's Laura here duck. Oh sister Jess we can't let duck. Oh get away with this because he threw the cat on my face and the cat latched onto my eyeball and Clawed through it if it was a millimeter Slightly to the right. I think it was I would have been blind I've still got a huge scar down my eye you can see it yeah it's pretty bad and it was all thanks to Ducco. Using a cat as a weapon oopsie that's not okay I

hope you went into the naughty corner for that. I've never felt I was young but I still made Laura still made Laura tell mum she fell for a little while there. We were young. We were just kids. That perfect core mark. That's a common... I'm like the cat just jumped at her mum.

It was unprovoked. If anything, I saved her life. Just kids. I must have been five or four. How did you get blinded? I was so... I couldn't fathom it at the time because I was so young. Of course.

But a millimeter away from making my own sister blind. Let alone you made the cat an accomplice. I know. You know what I mean? But also Laura, that's another phone up. When the puss hit you in the face, that's a different, you know, that's... We could have done that. We could have done that earlier.

Yeah, obviously. But then my older sister, you got in touch. G'day Jess and Ducco. It's Nick's favorite older sister here. Jess, I bet Ducco didn't tell you about the time he actually threw a metal coat hanger and it hit me square in the face, right in the corner of my nose, near my eye. I had a black eye for over a week. And I even had people at school, teachers so concerned about me. My maths teacher actually pulled me aside and asked if I was okay. And he let me know that I could always tell him the truth. Anyway, gotta love brothers.

They thought she was getting beaten at home. They thought she was getting department of Child Services onto the Alan Duckets. They thought Dad had done something and they had to go, no, no, it was actually her younger brother. He threw a coat hanger at her face. And again, going for the eye. Yeah, weird. No, that was just a great aim for me.

I was in the back of a car. Oh yeah. Well, hang on, what? I was in the back of the back seat of the car and I got the coat hanger and threw it at her and she turned around and just lodged it. Oh no, bad. Sounds like a terrifying. Thank you, Shargo, it was.

I was. I was a bit older for that one. That one was probably a little bit less acceptable. I think I was like 12 or 13. No wonder you agreed to MC both their weddings and go above and beyond because you owe reparations to both your sisters. I'm a mature man. I'm a mature.

13, 10, 16, what hit your face or what did your brother throw? Did your brother hit you in the face? Simply hitting. What was the cad used as a weapon? Jess and Ducco. What'd your brother throw? Did your brother hit you in the face? Simply hitting. Ah, you get it. What was the cat used as a weapon? Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. What hit you in the face or what'd your brother throw? Yeah, I'll take either.

Someone's texted on the text line and said, my brother used to throw a dog poo at me when it was all solid and goes all old and white. Oh God. We'd be in the backyard then bang neck minute white poo in the face. Brothers are so good. Promise man. We'd be in the backyard then bang neck minute, white pill in the face. Brothers or so? Brothers man. We are bad aren't we? Brothers man we just heard from your older and younger sister. Yeah. Laura. I was young when I threw a cat at my sister. And you know what, good on you, you have admitted it before, it's not news to me Laura that he threw the cat at your eye. Yeah. Nearly blinding you. Yeah. Abi saying you threw a coat hanger

at her once. I didn't know that was in a car. Yeah, I was in the very back seat of a seven seater. That is not a lot of space. What a throw though. What do you mean what a throw? You're two me centimetres away from her. Didn't have much to work with though,

in terms of to get the lodge of the corner of the coat hanger right in her eye. I missed the head wraps. I can't say I was going for her. I think I was just like out of like, she threw something at me first. That's the part. That's two. Don't you dare. And then she then I just rebuttal. What did she throw at you? Didn't you throw a cricket bat at your brother? Uh no he hit me on the head with the cricket brother. So you could have you could have chimed in. No but he didn't throw it. He came up and doinked me on it. He didn't leave hand. I took your throw. Literally. We go to Jordan on 13 to Jordan on 13, 10, 60.

It also didn't hit him in the face. It was the cranium. Jordan, hello. Good morning guys. What are you answering, babe? Are you doing what your brother throw or what he in the face? What hit me in the face? Um, I was four years old and my dad was playing golf in the backyard and the golf ball was

just coming to my face and I didn't do anything to move and I copped it right in the eye socket. What? And he was playing like, was he, that would have done a lot of damage. Yeah, yeah. So we actually rushed me to the hospital and I got x-rayed straight away because by the time we got there, it was so slow and they thought the golf ball was inside my eye. Oh my, they couldn't find the golf ball. It wasn't. It was just your eyeballs swelling up. It wasn't. It wasn't there. Dad's looking through his probe and one, he's like, it's a good ball. I'm just going to need to find that.

I have so many questions. Me too. How, did you walk, like, did he just not see you? No, no, he saw me. He used to play golf in the backyard all the time and I thought I was in a safe spot by the back door on a step. He's changed it. As an avid golfer and someone who golfs in the backyard, there's no safe spot. There's no safe spot.

There's no safe spot. No one's good at golf. Four years old, I thought they might have been somewhere. So did you fracture like your eye socket? Yeah, so he fractured my skull. Four years old, I thought they might've been somewhere. So did you fracture it like your eye socket? Yeah. So he fractured my skull. I still have photos of it.

It's all in the family photo book and it's quite a sight. It does look like the golf ball is in my eye. Wow. You all good now? Your vision okay? Well, I have to wear glasses all the time, but there's something. Yeah. We work with it.

Oh, my God. You can never forgive himself. I can imagine the dinner that night. Oh, truly. You have to give up golf. Yeah. Did he give up golf? Oh, no.

He still plays every weekend. And did he find the ball though? That's the most important thing, because it's probably his good ball. You know what? I actually have no idea. I have no idea where it went after my face. Oh my God. You've got to at least retire that ball. That is incredible. Corey on 13 10 60, it says you did the hitting in the face here.

Ah sure did. Good morning team. Good morning Corey. Are you the brother like Dukko, you know, terrorising a little sister or what were the circumstances? Nah, you see I was the student in primary school and at the time, I don't know how it came about, but we had a boomerang in school and as we're all on lunch, all the kids are running about, I thought I'd do the old, you know, throw the boomerang

and it's gonna come back to me. So I sent the boomerang as high as I could and it shot down to my right and smacked a little boy straight across the nose. Oh! The most sensitive area on the body. Oh, blood and bleeding and all that. There was blood, there was crying, there was I think a broken nose. There was the whole shebang. Well I hope you blame the boomerang for not coming back to you.

I did. I said it's meant to come back. What was I meant to do? What I go for that kid? Again I'd argue you're not throwing another boomerang for a long time. Hannah hello. Hello. Your daughter got smacked in the face with something. She did yes. We were just driving along normally know, driving from A to B wherever we were going. And a rainbow lorikeet, she was driving with her window down and a rainbow lorikeet threw straight through the window and smashed her in the side of the face. That would be traumatizing. She'd have a fear of birds forever. Yeah, she does. But yeah, it hit her so hard that the bird was stunned and like,

looked like it was dead on the car floor. There was feathers everywhere. Oh my god, it would have exploded in a puff of feathers. Yeah, it did. It was pretty funny. Did you then pick the bird up and throw it out of the car? Did you keep it? Was that a pet? No, it got kicked out of the car.

Laura Keats, man. Laura Keats. Laura Keats, man. That's crazy. Thank you for sharing. What a timing of that. I mean, if they were even going 50k an hour, it's a small opening for a bird to get through. Precision.

The trajectory of it. That's incredible. These have been incredible stories. Don, hello. Hey, how's it going? Yeah, good. Thank you. Have you got a brother story?

I do, like you, ducko. I'm that brother. Yes. What did you you do Don? Oh in my defense he was pissing me off at the time. Yeah fair, fair. I had to go out do the afternoon chore cleaning up the yard from the greyhounds picking up the pooper scooper and he kept going at me going at me so I decided to just sling it in his general direction. It was just problems that had turned out the splitting right in the face

As a hell of a name you've got there don Hope it was nice and wet still too To an older brother, right? See you make me feel good Don we go to Nick as well Nick you got got in the face Mate I got hit in the face bad. I was at a bus stop with a mate about 25 years ago. We're heading to a party. And anyway, we're standing at a bus stop. Next minute, I'm flat on the ground. Me mate just heard a big thud. A group of kids in a car pay-pay to throw a whole barbecue chicken out the window and knock knocked me out, knocked me out cold.

No, it didn't. You got the bachelor's handbag to the face. A full barbecue chicken, they must have just cleaned a handypenny or something. Anyway, I was on the ground and the mate sort of come to it, and there was all this stuffing over the side of my face, man. And anyway, yeah, I was out cold for about a minute. So, it was unbelievable. So not the carcass, Nick.

It's not like they'd enjoyed their lunch and then thrown the bones. The full meaty chow. A full chow. What a waste of a chow. It was, it's a bit of a story. I had, obviously from Newcastle. One of my mates, he worked in the mines over in Western Australia and I was sitting around at Smoko one time and my mate didn't know he was on the site and he started talking

about this bloke. He heard about his story getting knocked out by a barbeque chicken in Newcastle. My mate goes, fed and came, mate, he goes, that's one of my best mates. Shut up! As in, yeah, you, you were the mate he was talking about, not the thrower. Oh.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the guy that got knocked in. The story is spread across the country. Please tell me you got a nickname from that or something, Nick. Like, you know, surely the boys call you something after that. Nothing, mate.

Nothing at all. I got nothing nothing but mate, the story comes out all the time, people love it. And you know what's funny to think Nick? What a throw? The thrower might be listening right now. 25 years on, the victim of that chuck out the window has lived to tell the tale. What a throw though Nick, like to get you pinpointing the face while driving past. With enough velocity that it's knocked him out. Hanging out the window. I can't believe the waste of the chicken.

Yeah it was cheaper back then. It was going down the Capri Drive, they would have been going on a can 60, 70. Jesus Christ that is one hell of an arm. And again in a car, you can't wind up that much like a baseball picture. Nick's getting sent out for chicken HIAs because he's getting done from the... Nick, do you have any nickname? Chookface? Chookface, yeah, I was trying to think of one for you.

Yeah, yeah. What did you say? Pluck a duck. Pluck a duck? I'm plucking Nick. Oh, that was one of the great stories. Oh, wow. Goodness me.

Mate, made your cat throw look mild. Are you too tall to be an F1 driver? Probs. You wouldn't fit in there. Probably. For once. For once you're too tall. Yeah.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. They're all little aren't they? They're usually pretty short actually. Yeah. Low centre of gravity I guess. Yeah. Totally.

I presume that. I'm trying to think if there are any tall ones. I mean George Russell looks tall but that's just because he does look tall. He looks tall doesn't he? Yeah. Yuki Tsunoda's not tall. The car's built around the driver. Charlie Clark is not tall. Is he not? I thought he looked Russell looks tall, but that's just because he looks tall. Yeah. Yuki Sonoda is not tall. Charlotte Clark is not tall.

Is he not? I thought he looked like thin. I think he looks tiny. Oh, I would have thought he'd be above six foot. Ricardo was tall. Yeah. He's tall. George is over six foot. George Russell.

He's had a crush on George Russell. Did you? Yeah. He's so pompous looking. Yeah. Yeah. He kind of looks like. You like the British accent though.

I do. I'm a sucker. I can't, I get face blindness. I just hear the accent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I kind of looks like... You like the British accent though. I do, I'm a sucker. I can't... I get face blindness. I just hear the accent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get a bit like that. I mean, Shaka, you got a hype for us? For someone?

Yeah. Shah? I'm trying to get Shah. Uh, he's... Like Lewis looks tiny. 5'9". Oh, 5'9", okay. Oh.

Oh, that's taller than I thought. He looks small. I was in the wrong sport. Anyway, Shaka's diary time. Yeah, see? Well, what a week it's been with Jess and Dukko. Someone noticed our exclusive jizz bits. Yes, they're really called jibbits, but we call them jizz bits on the show.

But anyway, it caused a hate crime amongst the community. She leaves her crocs down there, we go to the beach, have fun, frolic around. We leave, we get back, the crocs are there, one of the jizz bits is stolen. That jizz bit- Are you joking? The Jess and Ducko jizz bit has been stolen from her crocs! Someone has bent down and had to pull out the rice cooker jizz bit. The backing off?

You just pull it out. Oh, I didn't know how they worked. Yeah, yeah, you just pull it straight out. They pulled out the jizz bit. The jizz bit is gone, the crocs are there, and the other jizz bit is still in it. She only got two. Hang on a minute. So the rice cooker's stolen?

Well, you'd think so, right? No, no, no, I'm sorry, Sharguy. I don't believe a- You have to be in the club to know about it. But I don't believe a rice cooker would do such a thing. Oh god. I don't think someone would just take a jizz bit though without knowing what they're taking. Yeah, that also makes sense, but- Yeah, I think it has to be a rice cooker.

Yeah. I think it has to be, because- That is not the behaviour I expect. It didn't take too long though to find out who the number one suspect might be. Meet Kurt. Hey Kurt. It could've been better babe. We're trying to get you a jizz bit, a fridge magnet, a bottle opener and a box of cereal. Oh yeah.

Can I just say I've already got the jizz bit I've pinched my left thumb right out the beach. Case closed. What a recall. Kurt did you steal my wife's jizz bit off her crock? No I didn't really. Oh fuck. Case closed. What a recall. Kurt, did you steal my wife's jizz bit off her crock? No, I didn't really.

I'll tell you all the story about the joke around the thief and the knife. Speaking of show merch, maybe we should get some Jess and Dukko branded douches for you rice cookers. Do we get a team douche? We can all chip in. I mean, I know they're not that expensive. I can bring my douche. I'd love to divide by four.

Oh, could we just borrow yours? That'd be fun. Oh, that's all chip in. I mean, I know they're not that expensive. I can bring my douche. I'd love to divide by four. Oh, could we just borrow yours? That'd be fun. Little team douche. I know you and Shigah would like to swap bedroom, you know? And vabs.

Yeah, we're all in on that stuff. She's actually still got our stuff. Oh, that's right. Maybe a team douche. I'm not giving her the douche until she gives back the whips and chains. Alright, what about me? I gave you a blueberry muffin yesterday. Can I have a douche? You can have a douche. chains. Alright, what about me? I gave you a blueberry muffin yesterday, can I have a douche?

You can have a douche. What have you done for me lately? Douche me! Such a good word, douche, hey. And I don't know how to do it, so can you do it for me? Of course, absolutely. You're a good friend. I'd douche you if you ever needed. I know you would. You know I would. I'd always be there for you, brother.

Douche party. What a fun word, isn't it? Pallion for shower. Oh, there you go. You should know that! I absolutely should. So you're telling me it was Signore... Signore Douche, yeah. Douche. Douche to me. That's actually the old Pope's name.

LAUGHTER La Douche. Before he took on Leo. LAUGHTER Jess asked us... Jess asked... Ahem. Jess asked...

F***. Jess wanted to know what her worst trait was, so she asked the team, and that went as expected. Daco, what do you reckon my worst trait is? Oh, goodness me. Yeah! Um, I'm gonna say... How do I...? Shy Guy, you can step in any time.

On the podcast, I got asked to describe Jess' face in an adjective, and I was like, nope. There he goes! Wow! Um, worst trait. Any time. On the podcast, I got asked to describe Jess' face in an adjective and I was like, nope. I'm not doing that. There you choose. Wow. I'm not playing that game. Worst tray. Maybe taking things very literally.

Maybe just asking heaps of questions. Yes, that's what I mean. As in like, there's a question like, what did you get for dinner? What did you get then? And what did you get? And then when you say, we love that, I'm like, no, no, you love that. I don't love that. Alright, you done? Yeah, yeah, sorry, you asked.

Sometimes once you start. Oh, you don't! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really Babs' idea, not mine. What she said in there. What's Shy Guy's worst quality? Oh. I reckon the wall's up. He's got too many walls up. The bar is.

He doesn't like to look silly. I am just dumb. Oh, no! Oh, Babs with another great contribution. He's too sarcastic. Alright, Babs, you're very quick to judge everyone, aren't you? LAUGHTER Man, we went down a real rabbit hole with Appliance Chat,

but in true Jess and Ducko fashion, we got sidetracked pretty quick. Ricky, you want to tell us about what fridge you have? What are you running with? Um, running with a Hayah. Hayah yeah. Actually that's mine is too Ricky. The quad door. Yeah Hayah. Hang on quad your fridge has four doors. Why does your fridge need four doors? Now you want to do it? Hey Ricky can I get a Hayah? Hayah. Okay I want to do it? Hey Ricky, can I get a hey-yah? Hey-yah. Hey-yah. Okay, I wanna do one. Hey Ricky, hey Ricky, is your fridge running? Hey-yah. Answer it.

Hey-yah. Ricky, is your fridge running? Hey-yah. Hey-yah. Hey Babs, is your fridge running? Yes. You better go catch it. Kara, hello. Hello, how you going? Yeah, good, all right.

We've had an endorsement for a hey-yah. Hey-yah. But you wanna talk about your fridge. Well, how you going? Good, alright, we've had an endorsement for Aheya. But you want to talk about your fridge. Well, it's my partner's fridge. I just have your standalone fridge at my house. But he has one that's plumbed in for water and ice, and it's an absolute game changer. Oh my god, it's plumbed in and it's making ice. What's the brand, Kara?

I don't actually know the brand. Well, well good idea, Kara. But it's beautiful, big, silver one. It's Aheya! Aheya! Rihanna! Rihanna! Rihanna! Hello! Hi, how are you? It's beautiful, big, still the one. You can say, hey, how are you? Hi, how are you? Rihanna, Rihanna. Hey, Rih.

Hello. You're bragging about something here, Rihanna. Yeah, so I've just did renovations and you can't beat the Samsung Family Hub. Samsung Family Hub. It's got a TV on the fridge. It's got a TV on it, like you can do all apps. Is this one of the fridges as well, Rihanna? You can say, hey, fridge, add milk to shopping list.

Oh, that is cool. Oh my god. That is cool. I mean considering Jess, you don't know how to use cruise control, I don't reckon you should get that fridge. Well, we've just found the one fridge that might be better than the Hayah.

Hayah! Hayah! See you next week, Rice Cookers. And can I get a Hayah? Hayah! Hayah! Jess and Ducco. Been a great show, thus Aspire team nearly done.

Thank you to everyone for getting involved today. Phenomenal. Always good. From the depths of the morning where we met Marty the chef all the way through to where we met old mate Chookface who copped a full Chook 25 years ago. Nick thank you. Oh Nicky Chook Chook. Out the window of a car at speed.

I mean what's a throw? out the window of a car at speed knocking him out. What a throw. We also got a message on the text line still coming through for things that hit you in the face. Abby said I got hit in the face with a dodgeball when I was eight so hard that it broke my glasses leaving them in pieces and it's broke her nose as well. Her parents weren't impressed. NOOOOO!

God damn you Bernice! her nose as well. Her parents weren't impressed. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! God damn you, Bernice! She needs those safety goggles like Gordon in the movie. You can't be wearing your normal glasses, you gotta wear goggles. You gotta wear the dodgeball goggles. The prescription goggles. Dodgeball's a ruthless game. It's an intense game. They might be foam balls, but you cop a foam ball to the face,

your nose is gonna talk around it. Oh, you cop enough of those to the face and it will hurt you know it does hurt. Have you ever played dodgeball? Yeah we played it in school. Yeah good times. It's easier. Don't think my arm dislocated shoulder will hinder the throwing anymore. Oh no no. I think it would come straight out. The hardest part was getting the balls because you had to run to the middle. Yeah I played softball for a hot minute. That motion. Oh yeah the underneath. That was not bad. Underarm sort of yeah that's a tough motion. I've never been fit so, Jase. Sock it. Yeah, stood very quickly. Can't imagine you playing sport, like just like team sport.

When I was visiting my parents over the weekend for their big party, we started talking about why I'm not that into sport now. And my brother was sort of like, why didn't you continue? Because he's played local footy. You sit literally since under eight and he's 32 now. I went, what was the difference? And I went, I reckon it was my dad coming to my netball game screaming, get on your man, like he would at my brother's foot.

And I went, you know what? I don't, I don't want to be around this. Your tale of two cities. Was your mom ever into it? No, she's always been more like just fitness on her own gym, walking, she's now getting into cycling. Is she becoming a Lycra warrior? She is becoming a Lycra warrior. So much so, Ducko. They're heading overseas I think

August and my mum's looking up big bike rides you can do instead of doing... Your dad's like no no no! Genuinely. He's like why don't you do that honey? I'll go sit. She goes but it's not like you go for the day that's genuinely the whole thing. You cycle to your accommodation, then you continue on. What cycling is she doing? Is she like a road bike? She wants to do, yeah, she's got a road bike. Wow, I did not see that coming. Yeah, she's fully got a road bike. And Lycra?

I don't know what she wears, she loves her age, Athletica. Expensive. She's a bougie lady. Not cheap. You know this. But yeah, really gotten into, you know what she picked up the other day? Pickleball. Oh, you know what? picked up the other day? Pickleball. You know what? I've never played, I'm so keen to play it. Apparently it's fun.

She loves it. She was actually lamenting, she goes, I can't get your father to agree to play pickleball. I went, baby steps, Ma. Let's go for a walk together first. Look at her go, finding her athletic ability. She's unbelievable. She looks fantastic. She's feeling fantastic. She looks great. Credits to the cycling and the pickleball. Yeah, there you go.

Wow. Okay. Well, maybe there's hope for you, but we'll play, we'll play pickleball. We'll play pickleball. My mum used to be a badminton champion. Badminton? Badminton? Is that how you say it?

Badminton. Badminton. Is there a two way? Bandminton? No, badminton. Bagminton. What the hell? You know what I'm talking about? With Bandmington? No, badminton. Bagmington. What the hell? You know what's the word I'm talking about?

With the shuttlecock. Yeah, the shuttlecock. Bangmington. Why can't you say it? Badmington. Badmington. I'm losing it. This is so good.

Say it again. Badmington. Bagmington. You're adding a rogue G in there. Why is there a G? Badmington. Bad-ming-ton. Bad. Ming.

Ton. There is a G. Yeah, but you're going badminton. You're going badminton. You're going badminton. Badminton. I think that was it. We've said it so many times now.

I forgot how to say it. Badminton. Mington. Badminton. Bagminton. Anyway, she used to play bagminton. She was really good at it. It's so good.

But yeah, now she needs to pick a ball. Oh, good. So should I try bagminton But yeah, now she needs to pick a ball. Oh good. So, should I try bang ming too? Pick a ball. I'll pick a ball. Which one? Sounds like you're saying an Asian dish. Oh, I love an Asian dish. Do we have lunch?

Great week, team. Great week. We're out of here. We're back. Enjoy your long weekends. We're back Tuesday as well, taking some... Don't come on Monday. Alright? You got the day off. I'm taking of here. We're back. Enjoy your long weekends. We're back Tuesday as well taking some- Don't come on Monday. Alright, you got the day off. I'm taking Flo to a festival on Sunday. You're gonna need three days to recover. Hell yeah.

I saw on your Instagram story you got the headphones. Yeah, we got the baby headphones. I'd love to be checking those decibels. I'll be checking on my Apple Watch. Good, good, good. She hates the headphones so we'll see how that goes. Fantastic. We've got Alpha Bucks back on Monday. Our Call of Fame next week-

On Monday, Tuesday. Oh jeez, I've already done it. Tuesday. Our Call of Fame next week, starting, Tuesday. Oh jeez I've already done it. Tuesday our call of fame next week starting from Tuesday 500 bucks to spend with Anaconda. Short week means smaller pool make sure you get involved. Smaller pool means more opportunity and more opportunity means you can play. Bang mint. Pickleball. Yes I'm so glad we found this! Bangminton. No. Jess will just... Everyone have a great weekend. Jess is just going to get you out by saying this word a few times. B-Bandmint-Bandminton. Baaaaad. Badminton.

Badminton. Shuttlecock. Bye. If you're toasty inside or rugged up and you're having a little ice queen... Jess and Ducko! That cream... Jess and Ducko! That was the Jess and Ducko Podcast. Macca's new Tennessee BBQ range, now touring for a limited time.