Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Barring

Episode Date: December 4, 2025

Shy Guy gets punished after taking the show off air yesterday, we go through the dating trends of 2025 and the producers wrap up the week that was in the diarySubscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The new macho range is here at the cafe. Jess and Duggo! This is the Jess and Duggo podcast. Podcast, fuck yeah. Recall the power. We live in the day yet. Podcasts, fuck yeah. Podcasters.

How good is it to be here? It's great to be here. To be inside this podcast with my friends. Oh, yeah. It feels nice to be here. Friday, hell of a show. Shag I went out and touched some people Yeah, he did

consensually hugged people Oh sorry, it's hugging not touching Yeah, yeah, same thing You went down, and a dog Don't get caught up in the details And a dog, chile Yeah, bought a collie Yeah, bought a collie.

Yeah, boater collie, chili, um, and Pam are friends, sort of I mean, they both don't like playing with other dogs, but yeah You gotta get Pam one of a day. So yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta get Pam and Chili too Chili's, she's a savage. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and they were both

COVID dogs, exactly the same. Like the children who were born in those years, like the puppies. Yeah, yeah. What? She's six. You're a product of COVID because of uni, et cetera. You didn't have that time to go.

The formative years. Yeah, the form of to go and get pissed and just sleep with people. No. Okay. Yeah, that's right, isn't it? Yeah. It ruined my life. Yeah.

A period of your life. How old were you in 2020? Were you 18? 19. Yeah, finished school. Yeah, yeah. No uni, no parties. No clubbing.

Yeah, that sucks. Were you in high school when it started? Um, No, it was actually It must have been my first year of uni Yeah, when did it start? Yeah, it must have been. I must have already just started uni.

But how fun was house party? Do you remember that app? Oh, but yeah, that was... Not the actual house parties. You can have been having COVID. I think, to be fair, you and I were probably the best age to hit COVID. I couldn't agree. I actually think out of, you know, like, because we were what, 28,

we actually still did our weddings. Like, yes, yours got cancelled, but we still actually had quite momentous things happen. Yeah. My third time around when it happened, the D-Falls were allowed back in for a month, had my wedding, and then literally the week after, D-Falls were gone again.

Similar to me, because I obviously got married in New South Wales, but got a lot of family in Victoria, and they were very hardly huge. The border's open. I think it was for three weeks, and then it shut again. Crazy.

So a lot of Melbourneians, one, the 65 people my parents invited, were like, we're not going to risk it. I'm like, no worries. Angus doesn't even know you. But it opened enough that my friends and parents, and parents could actually make it and then shut again. So I agree, like late 20s, we'd ticked off some shit in our life.

So to be inside for four years, that wasn't that big of a deal. Yeah, we had fun. We had fun. A lot of wine made pasta. You had Elton John come to your house one time. Yeah, that was very funny. That was fun. That was funny.

At our Christmas party boss, Jace, brought that up. I know. The things that that man has squirreled away as milestone moments to reflect on. My running up the merry weather stairs for an hour for mental health. raising $60,000 in charity, all these things. It's like, remember when we send Elton John impersonators? And Ducco's been here for four years, and Elton John came to his house. And his name is Ducco.

Yeah, exactly. He said four. He said four. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said, yeah, yeah. As a whole thing. I know, that's as deep as he gets in a speech, though. That's true.

You know, in the moment, him and Mike. Some people aren't great at speech on the spot. You did well. Thank you. But I think Jay's needed to have prepared. Yeah, I think so. I wasn't ready for it all. I actually thought that.

Oh, what was a piss take and it was going to be to Mike or something, that jam? To be honest, the people who were creating those awards, I didn't think they would honor you. Yes, yes. In that way. Exactly. So that was like, oh, my God. A laminated piece of paper, which you obviously kept. Yeah, it's actually on my fridge at home.

Oh, really? You know, so I left at the beaches and the beaches saw it with my name on it and gave it to someone at work who then put it on my desk. Shut up. That's actually really sweet. And then Morgan put it on the fridge. And she was like, you should be proud of that. I don't have any room on your fridge for certificate? It's on the bottom now.

You all that's, like, see what I was like down the bottom. She'll be proud of that. I was like, it's a piss take. At least it's at Flows eyesight. So she can see, Daddy won an award. Yeah, she's proud of me. She's like, yeah, I love you, Daddy. I was like, thanks, sweetheart.

It's a big day for you, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep an eye on your socials. Yeah, yep, yep, yep, that's happening. Probably around 10 o'clock, 10.30, about the time's podcast up. If you're hearing this as soon as it's uploaded, go have a little look. Yes. Oh, yeah, you'll see some stuff.

But then have a great weekend. Thank you. I think you're going to. to have a little disconnect weekend. Turn off the phone. Because you're with your friends. Who are the friends with kids? Wally.

Wally. Orgy? Yes. And then you don't know Benny and Lucy. They live in Byron, actually. Who the hell are that? Yeah, they live on barn. So funny.

I feel like our lives are so inextricably linked that when you mention new people, I go, they don't exist. You've never mentioned. They're not your real friends. I'll tell you that much. I've met your family. I'm intimately connected with your parents. Met a lot of your mates.

Ben and Lucy. The fuck are they. Well, they're just the only on the ones with younger kids our age. What's their kid called? Bonnie. Bonnie. Is that the two-year-old?

Yep. No, no. Bonnie's, so Augie's two. Bonnie's like... Closest to Flo. Closest to Flo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So...

Bonnie is an interesting name for this day and age. It's a bit too... A bit too normal. They call her Bonbon. Don't hate Bonbon. Bon. Bon.

So you got Flo, Bon, Bon, and Orgy. You know, Millie Bobby Brown? Yeah. From Stranger thing. Yeah. She married Jake Bon Jovi. Oh, yes.

So she now is going to be called. She said, I don't know if it's, I don't know what's real on the internet. Millie Bobby Vovie? Well, she's like, I want to be called Millie Bonbon. Because Millie Bon, I don't know what the Bon would be. I did see an article she chose her name. Apparently, because the middle name's Bonnie, I think. Is it?

In real life, yeah. So what's Bobby? I think it was a joke and then she just adopted it. Oh, so, let me check. But she went with Millie Bobby Brown. Now she's married Bon Jovi. Millie Bonbon. Millie Bon Jovi is her name now.

Millie Bon Jovi. That sounds like a fake name. It does. It does not. Very Christmasy Bon Jovi. It is, yeah, so she peaks at this time of year. She really does, does your family do those? Yeah, bonbons, yeah, and you do that, everyone crosses?

Yeah, love that. Three, two, one, and it's like, I didn't get any. And you wear the paper hat for two minutes? And then Uncle Ned reads out the jokes. Mate, Angus's head's too big. He can't wear the paper crown. Soon to be Lou Chias. To be fair, we tried to put one on her last year, barely got on.

Really? The green tissue paper was splitting. I went, she's one. Now she's two. Forget about it. I'm going to have to get custom one, mate. And then just roll them out each year. We're never going to be able to have a party at Hungry Jacks.

You know how they give you those crowns if you have a party at Hungry? I still do that. Memories. Great question. Yeah, party rooms are still a thing. God, that is just riddled with disease. Isn't it? I hope they've sprayed those down.

There's kids everywhere. I see those now when I go to those trampoline parks or like the ninja parks. And I'm like, this is going to be our future. In six years, she's going to be having her eighth birthday in one of these. Time zone. Time zone. You know what you want. No.

I actually love a bit of time zone. Do you? Yeah, it's a bit of fun. Should we do time zone for Duckos Fairwell? Do you want to go have an hour at time zone? Excellent time zone. Yeah, it's good. Let's do it's cool.

I'm good at laser tag. Do you have good hand-eye coordination? I try. I just like Lacedag. Where's laser tag here? There's a few around, I think. All right, Babbs, you can look after that. We go there.

Babs is on all the leaderboards. And she's got, she comes with their own gear. Or go-karting. The people who come to payball. Go-carting. I love go-carting. We've done. carting it.

The electric vons are cool. We've done put part. We're doing pot part. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably isn't running out of time. We are running out of time. I know. Mate, as of Monday.

Ten shows. It's the end of the world as we know. I was injured last night. We can get into it next week. But I genuinely was like, oh, geez, I can't. I can't call in sick with the left. I was this close. I went, no, no, I'll get it together.

We'll be doing what's your favorite lullie again. Hey. It was a good guy. You and me killed it. Yep. That was the day he was sick, too. Yeah. Everyone went down.

It was just. And there was a period where we had our listener lunch. I was like, fuck, Babs. It could just be you and me at this listener lunch. Yeah, I remember that. That's right. I was like, that would be a problem. Just ducco on the dance floor, tearing it up.

I'm just like, yep. Oh, I've had so much more small talk. Anyway, it's a great show, guys. You just enjoy it and have a great weekend. When I wake, wake, wake up. When you wake up, it's Jess and Tucker. Stop what you're doing and listen. that you like.

There's only one show to wake up for you. I'm not that easy to tang. Jess. And the truth is, I'll poop my pets. I trust that a fart and I should not have. I ain't got to explain. You either spit or you swallow, but in life you need to make a decision. Got him going insane.

Yeah, I got. Too proud and too stubborn. Bass. I was actually going to wear a little heel. I'm not funny. I'm funny. This is Jess and Ducko. Yes, it is.

Hey, we're on. Right on 6 o'clock. Welcome to Friday. Thanks for bearing with us after yesterday's technical. issues. Is everything okay this morning, Ducco? Well, except for delay. Apart from that, we're flying. You press the buttons. I've got no screens on my side here, so I won't be able to see your log, your run sheet. The songs, the callers. Okay. So I'm flying blind, but I trust you.

You miss it yesterday. Shagai spilled water on the desk. And not just a little dribble, Ducco. No. He tipped about a litre bottle of water. Yeah, on the desk. And it went through the plug hole. It went deep in the plug hole. And damaged a lot of chords. I've got a bit of audio just from that. This is going to hurt years. I won't play much of it. It was this for 40 minutes.

This is two songs overlaying each other. That's Ducko trying to come in over the top. There's some sound effects happening at the same time. Absolute pandemonium. Ducco, you know what made the news. Did it? Yeah. Watergate.

Oh, that's it. Okay. They've dubbed it Watergate. I've never heard that before. You like that? You get Gavin Morris on that one. No, no, I think it was Walter Cronkite. American, ABC picks it up in America.

Can you hear that's ABC America. Hold on, I was playing again. Watergate. I didn't think we'd have time to play the whole board. The Sonic at the start of the news is more than the story. It was the best. Jess gave me a grab it says, Jess and Ducker grab news coverage.

And I was like, geez, maybe. you know, Dave Dolan or someone ran out of his news or maybe it was local news or whatever. And then when I heard the graph, there's three seconds of Watergate. Someone messaged us yesterday being like, oh my God, modern day Watergate. I went, oh, Stacey, genius.

Watergate. Watergate. And then I frantically started YouTubeing newsboyson's about Watergate. And that's the only one that didn't mention Nixon. Watergate. That's all you need to know. They've dubbed it, Watergate, shy guy. Not since Nixon has so much controversy.

been around water. What a leak you had. No one leaks more than you. American news. So much so, Ducko. I put our petty cash to good use. I know we don't have a lot of... We don't have much.

A lot in there. But we've bought Shy Guy something tool for me. That's pretty funny. We've got him a little sippy pot cup. It's a little baby sippy cup. A lot of my friends who have kids there. If you don't keep it, we will. Read what it says on the front?

How many mills can I think, Karen? Um, start a sprout. Yeah. Spout. Honestly, you have to sit from that all show. I want you to fill it up and sit from that all show. For first sips with spouts. He can't read.

Four months plus. You remember that. He's like a ring on the spot. Why'd you do it? Yeah, good. Which is the key what I wanted him to get to. I can see he's brought in a different water bottle to. No.

Whoa. Whoa. He's tipping it upside down back. It's crazy. It's league proof. Did you not see Barbara go onto the desk yesterday and pull out things? Yeah, she knows what to do now. What absolutely.

What an animal. You're not allowed that. You're banned that. No, no. You must drink from sippy cup And I brought a giant diaper in for you as well In 20 minutes, we're going to run through the punishments that the rice cookers want us to consider

One of them was he should drink from a sippy cup Yeah, I think all show, drink from the sippy cup Couldn't agree more, but I think that's not enough So let's go through the other ones Okay, well unpack that a little bit I cannot believe you just tip this adult water bottle Because I was confident it wouldn't leak How many times did you do that yesterday to practice?

A lot, yeah, how many times do you home yesterday and think about it? Not much. How was the office vibe in here after that bad yesterday? All of the engineers in Sydney sent me memes of people spilling water. Oh, that's funny. So they really? So it made the rounds in the engineering world. Oh, I was getting texts from it.

Like, I heard your producer, shy guy, if that's his name, was spilling water. I thought he would receive disciplinary action. Yeah, me too. Like, genuinely, he took us off air for 40 minutes and damaged equipment. Probably is there's just no one else. But then. Yesterday, wasn't it funny, yesterday we had a visit. from our old executive producer.

That timing couldn't have been more brilliant. She'd get Alex in. But anyway, there are a bigger fish to frown. Obviously, we just... How was he yesterday in the office when we left? Was he a bit butt hurt? Well, he just didn't care, which was a bit concerned. That's even more concerning when you act like he don't care

and show no, like, remorse. Like, I'm... There was not much apologies going on. He kept saying, oh, it's been such a big day, and I was like, you caused the big day, man. You made it a big day. No, it was just a big day because it was always a big day. No, there was no like, hey, guys,

I'm really sorry about that. I didn't hear that once. That's 40 minutes that the rice cookers won't get of Jess and Ducke. And I apologize in this studio to you guys. I didn't get that on the record. Did you hear that? No, I don't think so. I think it's time we hear it again.

No, I've said it. Just what I want to say, I'm a big dumb moron and I'm sorry. And then take a big slurp out of your sippy cup. Yeah, we will. Waiting. You don't like to drink. Don't spill it. Anyway, also today, we only have.

11. 11 shows. Is that from Stranger Things? Very good. I don't trust you to put the lid on. Ducco 11. 11. When we started this little hijinks of counting down,

like I knew the numbers were small, but it still felt far away. Yeah, I know. Whereas 11. 11 feels weird. 11 feels weird. It feels very odd, doesn't it? Yeah.

Well, we best have some fun. We best have some fun. And we cannot trust that shy guy won't take us off air for 40 minutes and waste precious time together. Yeah, you waste it. 40 minutes of our bands. For you two even jokingly tip your water bottle upside down this morning, says how little you are taking this serious.

No, it says how confident I am? Can I see you sit from the sippy cup now? How does this work? It's been a while. You got to suck on it. You've got to suck on that thing. You hold both handles. Hold both hands like a baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And hold it up and then really tip it up and suck on it.

Get up. You have to make it like it's a breast. It looks just as good as I thought it would. He's being a little child drinking from a baby sippy cup. Sippy sipping cup. It is leak-proof. But he'd get and just tipped it upside down. It's so a tampons, but you never know.

You always were a panty liner. I wouldn't know. You know? Sorry. Come on. Anyway, what a waste of water. That's part of your punishment. It's part of your punishment.

We'll get to the rest later. We also have Alfax today on the show. We have Friday bangers, producers' diary. But up next, no dumb thought Friday. We'd love you to get involved. 048-8-18-106. Yep. Or call through.

Anytime. It's a safe space, man. Always. We'll get yours. Jess and ducco. There's no such thing as a dumb thought. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Oh, I love it.

Yeah. Hey, welcome to NoDem Thought Friday. Text, a text sign 04-8-106. You can call us. Get involved. I'm flying blind over here on this side, Duck, so you'd be on top of all that. Thank you. I will.

In the interim, may I share one with you? Absolutely. you can. I've seen a lot of this sort of van, the roads now. I'm not sure if there was like a sale, but I feel like I'm seeing a lot of those vans where the only windows are like the driver and the passenger, obviously the windshield, but the rest of the van, it's just metal. There's no windows into like the back.

It's like a real like kidnapping van. Bro. Yeah, yeah. How many people do you reckon are kidnapped? Oh, yeah. In those vans. Yeah. Oh.

Every time I pass one that has the full blackout situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even, you know, some of the old-school ones have, like, a curtain. Yep. Which I'm not sure if that came with the van or if it was installed by the owner. But I often wonder, could there be someone in there? Yeah. How secure would you feel inside if you weren't there for a kidnapping?

Like, you would just, you know, you'd settle up. You had a nice little cushy couch in there. You mean like it's a camper van situation. You and your dad have kidded it out so you can go around Australia. Yes. Whereas I'm driving next to you, going, I call the cops. Someone in there. I always say.

think, what would I do if I just saw a hand? The ones that maybe have the curtain. I tell. I just saw a hell pan. Yeah, you'd turn up the wiggles and just keep driving. That's above my pay grade. Everything seems fine in my world. My brother and I...

When my brother and I were in the backseat, and my parents were on one, we used to always whisper to each other, have you got a pen and paper? Oh, yeah. Let's write. Help us. And hold it at the... And the reality of that if someone actually... If you did that and someone was like, oh, my God, they'd call the police.

It'd be so bad for your parents. Like, so bad. Because just saying the words, I didn't kidnap them. It just sounds not right. Yeah, it doesn't sound right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm innocent in this, I swear. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's just a brat. Yeah, yeah, no. I'm here against my will. Yeah, help me. Back in the day, no social media. It's not like they carried my passport with them. No, no. Anyway.

They could be people kidnapped them. I believe those vans from the dealerships are known as a kidnapping van. Oh, yeah. You just go in there and can I get, how well? puts the discount on the Kidnap Man. I've never seen the end of financial years sale. Slashing prices on Kidnapping Day. You can always, as I said, 04-8-8-106-9.

Text a text line if you want to get involved. You can give us a call 13-1060, but I got one for you. This came off the back of our interview with Zing Wang Chang this week. The magician. The magician. Who had a chip in his hand to try and elevate his magic tricks. Yeah. But then he forgot the password to it.

So now all it does is send me. I think. We interviewed him and we saw him on Zoom. And I just had this, like, kind of feeling where I was like, when does it get not cool to do magic tricks as a human being anymore? Like, when is the age limit where you're like, I'm a magician? You're like, all right, buddy. The jokes over.

Have you noticed a lot of them now called themselves illusionists? Yeah. Yeah, sounds cool. Sounds better. Like Cozantino, you know, I think it was like Australia's got talent or something. He's not a magician. He's an illusion. Someone like him's okay, because if you're on that caliber, like the top echelon

of magician is cool when you're really up there. But for the others who, yeah, for the others who are just grounded on the street doing that thing where they sit on the fake chair and stuff like that when is it like, when is it lame to whip out of cards and go, do you want to see a magic trick? Like if I also do it to you guys at 35, would you guys be like, ah, I'd be amused

because you would have picked up a hobby. I was going to say, is it a testament about you or is it a testament about me? I like that stuff. The one-off is okay, though. I like, some people, get them for cocktail hour at their weddings. I did try to do juggling. Yeah, cocktails at wears is kind of fun. Hey, don't you remember in COVID? We did

talent shows for people. Remember that? Yeah, we did. I tried to do magic. Yeah, that's right. I think it was a card trick. Yeah. I bombed it. I didn't practice it enough and I forgot with me. Better than me. I did. I did jade and pulled the shaguar guy and spilled water on my laptop. In your kitchen. I remember. Yeah, yeah. And your wife was there turning the life on and off to create strobe. I had skeer goggles on. I was just DJ. That was some simpler times.

When's too old? Yeah, yeah. It was just Darth Punk. Old remix is 2007 Darth Punk. And I'm just there DJ. And it's slapped. Yeah, it's slapped. To each their own.

I would, yes, illusion and magic. I just think you're not paying for a... When you're below the age of 20s, when you're starting to get into your mid-20s and you're whipping out cards, are you like... Isn't how funny? I reckon the young you are the lamer it is. Like, I don't want to say a 19-year-old.

magician? What runs on the board do you have? But at least he's trying. It gets to the point like, it's like a failed museo. Like, good on it for, you know, cracking on your 40s and you've got to do what you're going to do. But I feel like... I'm still trying to make the music thing. Yeah, you know what I mean? I'm a waiter and I'm an actor. It's like, you know, it gets to the point where... Where you got bills to pay. Like, you know, and I don't think magicians are finding that coin, you know? Particularly ones who forget the passwords to their own microchips. Does anyone from the cheap seats want to volunteer one today? Shy Lord or Barbara? Oh, Buzz has got one.

Here we go. Are you joking? This never happens. Queen of, I don't have dumb thoughts. Well, did anyone realise that snails can go underwater? Because I didn't. Because our snails out there underwater. I don't think it's the same as a garden snail, though, but I think there's different snails.

But I didn't even know there was different snails. Like, since when has there been a snail that can live underwater? And where did they live? I mean, you didn't watch SpongeBob. He's got a pet snail. Accurate. Isn't it factual? Yeah.

To be fair, I don't, like, I don't often think about snails. See, sponge is a real thing. I was going to say, isn't there also a squirrel that lives in the ocean, though? Yeah, but she's got the helmet on, to breathe. Are we talking about real life now or SpongeBob? Oh, okay, great, yeah. She's got the astronaut helmet on. Snails living underwater, yeah.

I mean, I guess I never thought about it, but it didn't shock me seeing our snail coming underwater. I was just like, oh, yeah, that's an underwater snail. Did you know there's types of cucumber? Oh, yeah, yeah, and you can. There's cucumber. You can. There's cucumber you can eat, Bab. and there's C cucumber.

Have you seen a C cucumber? They're a strange thing. Ask Ducko what he knows about C cucumber. Yeah, tell me. You can, like, you know. And then what happens? I believe they do release something. Really?

Yeah, I believe they do. Now, if that's not the most man thing I've ever heard. I was a teenage boy when someone told me that. And I saw it on the sheet and they made me, in hindsight, it could have just been a prank. Can you please Google Cucumbus quickly? I'm curious. Yeah, before we... And can they be stimulated?

Yeah, yeah. But what I'm saying is it similar to when people go, how did they work out the cow eyes? would release milk. Well, I've got the audio of the very first time that happened. Who looked at a cow and went, I reckon if I fond all those, similar to the sea cucumber. I know, I know.

Could I wrap my, I just rub this? What'd you found, buddy? I may have found it, but... What you're talking about? No. No? Oh my God, what is that? That's like a...

It's not getting tested. I think that's one. Yeah, that's one. Yeah, I've seen that bad boy before. Listen, we don't need to see videos of them shy, we don't answer to the question. I don't know what you want us to look up. I said, can see cucumber be stimulated? And that's the video that came up.

I thought it was going to show me it stimulated. Yeah, you would love that, wouldn't you? Ducco, just if you wanted a job done, just do it yourself. Yes, mouse ekecumbas. Oh, that. In 10 seconds. No, hang on. Release sperm, which is sometimes described.

Yeah, in the water. Yep. Ready, there it is. Yep, it does. See, it fully does. That's visceral. That is, yeah, and it's like very, it's intense. Is that how they impregnate the female sea cucumbers?

Or is that also female? They reproduce externally, meaning the sperm and the eggs are released into the water and fertilisation occurs there. So there's no penetration. Imagine if you could do that as an adult. I'm just going to put this here up, when you need it, here if you need. But it's like, Ducko, you didn't clean up, now I'm pregnant. Bloody hell.

Wipe down the couch. God, damn it. I isolate that. We've got the producer's diary coming up next Which I'd imagine is six minutes of shy guys muck up yesterday He's just his huge giant stuff up And possibly bend you over The boy tried to take a sip of his water

Which for the record, I've never seen him do before He's had a little Butterfingers moment Tipped a litre bottle of water onto the desk Now we don't have as many buttons on our side, Ducko as you do But we do have plug and plug holes and power points. Who would have thought plug holes could be such a dangerous thing? And the water has infiltrated those plug holes

and 30 seconds later completely taken us off air to the point where it's locked what was playing, it's overlapping things. It was absolute pandemonium. It was chaos. We do appreciate that everyone who stayed with us, all the new followers who wanted to know what the hubbub was. Yeah, we actually did get a lot of traction yesterday from that.

We only had one woman message and apologising this is the first time I've turned you guys off. I couldn't have. handle the chaos. Because it sounded like this. And then you hear, like, I'm, it's Jessadako, Tate McCray. Just a ducko Tate McCray. Then it's looping songs over each other.

You're hearing a ding sound effect just going nonstop. It was like that for 40 minutes. And we asked the rice cookers, what should his punishment be? Kimmy got in touch and say, give him a baby sippy cup and all drinks must be consumed in them. We have done that, Kimmy. We bought him a Tommy Tippy sippy sip cup for four month old. Um, and he has been... I'm not, he's sipping it now.

Good boy. Good boy. What was the great line you said before? I piss faster than this flow is coming up. You would. I hope you do. Those things, if you loosen the little bit, which is also throw it with danger, it releases the other flow more. It does say leak and shake proof, bite proof and soft feel spout.

Yeah. Are you teetting as well? For first sip with spouts. You do look like you're enjoying it. You sort of, you're tonguing it a bit. I think if I push down on my tongue, more comes out. It's giving, um, it's giving me. nipple, and he knows how to work a nipple.

But some of the other punishments I wanted to run through you with, run through with, Ducco? Who's this from? Danny. I think the punishment is obvious. Five smaller punishments, slaps giving style. So he doesn't know when it's going to happen, but it'll kill him.

Could be a cup of water to the face, followed by a handful of flower, but maybe over Ducko's last five days, whatever it might be. We've got 11 shows left, and throughout those 11 shows, Babs, Jess and myself, can do whatever we want to show a guy.

That's an option. We have one free pass. Now, you, I think, have experienced this, Ducco, but Mrs. Cummins said he should need to do the dry weekbicks challenge. Yeah, I've done that, yeah. It's not great. It's not fun. I don't know if that's enough.

Yeah. I'd like to see him do it, but. Ryan, Ryan has said he should have to take the stairs for the rest of the year. I don't think there's enough of the year. We're seven levels up. To make that a punishment. He wouldn't even make it in time to do the show. No, you're right.

And also, like, I'd worry he'd pass out or something. Then just not be able to do his job. Yeah. Bianca, I like Bianca's. He has to stand out on the footpath with a sign offering free hugs and then follow through. He would hate that. Bianca knows you. For half an hour, for half an hour.

And we get to film it after the show on Monday. I like that. That's Fent. Chalcy has said he has to write a poem for each team member he hurt in the process of taking you guys off air. And then do the poem, Monday is me, Tuesday is you, Wednesday's bads. I like that. That's also fun. You know who he hurt.

boss jace as well so i think jays you and our engineers for making them work extra hard a couple more for you jordan has said instead of shy guy licking an ice cream in shy guy licks he has to lick something else hasn't given us an option i don't like that either what about this one how open ended it was anything else eskimo 87 said shave one of his eyebrows off yeah that's fun would you rather lick something or shave an eyebrow Your choice, mate. Cassie wants us to waterboard you. We could do that.

I was thinking about that overnight. Maddie said nudie run. Mel has said he should sing Waterfalls by TLC live on the air. I think there's enough singing on this show. I think the winner for me is the free hugs because he will hate that so much. We can go down the front where the cafe is and where the other officers are. We can do it for half an hour. We can film him on Monday post show.

I reckon Bianca's on to something there. We've already done the sippy cut. But he has to give free hugs because one doesn't like it. human contact, hates a hug, doesn't like attention on him. That is good fun. And putting himself on the line. A good old-fashioned hug off. Sure.

We got him! You have to organise everything. I can get a cardboard box and write free hugs. Babs, you need to get a cardboard box and write free. No, that we'll sort it. We can sort. Jess and I can put our brain seal it for that. Absolutely.

Have you got a marker at home? I can find a box. Babs will enjoy this just as much as we will. Absolutely. Well, Babs will be out there filming, obviously. So during the show, do we think? So that way we can cross to it. That's fun.

Maybe get some live reactions and tell everyone. I was picturing we just go down after the show, half an hour, film it all, and then we can talk about the next day and post the video. Okay, that's all so good. I'm just worried when I want high traffic. Yeah. And once we're off air, everyone sort of settled into the dead jobs. At least a supermarket or something.

We'll work. We'll work it out. But Bianca, thank you. That is a great punishment. You're hugging Monday, Shire Lord. Sure. Jess and Ducco Jess and Ducco's 10K Alphabats

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Now we are playing for $10,000 our player today is Sam Good morning, Sam, good morning to you Happy Friday, how are we feeling ahead of $10,000 challenge? Oh, I'm pretty nervous, but also pretty excited. Okay, well, that's a good combination. It's a great place to be.

What do you want to spend the money on? I made a car fit, and I'd love to take my little good on a holiday. Lovely. All right, okay. I don't know if your car is a Toyota or a Tesla, but that would fit really well here because your letter's T. T, okay. All right. That's a good letter.

It's solid. There's a bit on. Is it just my headphones, or is Sam a little muffled? She's a bit muffled, yeah. You're a bit muffled, too. I don't know if her a loudspeaker, if you're in the car or where it is. Well, let me take you. Yeah.

Okay. I don't want to miss a beat. Come on. Your time will start after the first question, Sam. Starting with the letter T, we need you to name, an appliance. A toaster. An adjective. A past.

A beauty brand? A school subject A, I don't know, pass Something in the kitchen A A A A periodic element

Tungsten A music genre A music genre Can't get something in a kitchen but can get tungsten I mean, that's a breadth of knowledge Where's the brain to go? My yeast toaster already. Oh, yes.

Look, you could have said teaspoons. Because it tea. Yeah, tea? Look, you got yourself to an adjective could have been tall. A beauty brand could have been the ordinary or threceme. A school subject could have been tech or tourism. Something in the kitchen, as we said, teaspoon or tea. And then music genre, you did get you around out of time.

Techno, trash, trap, thrash, metal. One of the great genres. Look, Sam, you do not go away empty-headed, though. You don't win the cash, I'm sorry, but you do get 100 old suspended minx adult boutique. That's yours. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Merry Christmas, Sam.

Thanks for joining the show. Thanks. Thank you. We do play again at 8 o'clock. Come on, we need more than two. Come on. Come on. I know her letter was T, but we don't want two.

We don't want to. We want the other T, 10. You are. Come on. Now, someone's firing. Yeah. Up next, though, hey, for the dating trends of 2025. And it only made sense that the singleton of the team,

young shy guy, run us through it. And I guess we can decide if these things are going to roll over into the new year. Oh, yeah. Like, it's one thing to look back. We've got to look forwards. Absolutely. Jess and daco. Shy guy, take it away.

Thanks. Well, it fits that the single guy does the dating trams. Thank you. That's what I meant. It's coming up to the end of the year. And then, you know, they have these lists of things that happen throughout the years. Most use words. Kind of like Spotify wrapped.

But this one is for the dating world. So a few years ago, obviously, we had like, situation ship was a word. Ix was a big word. beige flags. Red flags. flags, all that was the thing. Now we've got some terms. I'm going to read them to you. You're going to tell me what you think they are. I'll tell you what they actually mean. Oh, okay. Game.

Haven't been in the dating world for a while. A long lot. Yeah. Well, a few of these we covered on the show. So maybe you'll have some recall there. That's like, have you been paying attention? Yeah. Sure, guys, our host. Here we go. First one. Throning.

What do you think throning? Is that like putting someone on a throne? Like putting them on a pedestal? Yeah. Or is it reverse? Is it you put yourself on a throne and they've got to worship you. So throning is when you date someone to raise your own. social status. Oh. So, Catherine starts dating William becomes the next queen.

Yeah. Yeah. That's throning. Fun game. Backfire from Megan. Yeah. Megan. Because obviously Harry's out of the family now.

Yeah. This one. Post coding. You only date someone in your postcode? Yeah, pretty much. So that's having a really tight radius on your app. On your, like how many kilometers from your like? On your filter.

I am only walking. distance. I'm not getting in the car. Surely that's more just for a booty call. So then you can do the walk of shame. Yeah. It's quicker. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The Uber's cheaper. Yeah. It also puts people if you're in like a nice neighborhood. You don't want to have people from what you would consider to be worse neighborhood. Oh, I see. You know, I only mingled. Yeah, I see. You want to mingle with your same people.

I can see you being a postcode. Yeah, me too. Yeah, definitely would be a post voter. Yeah. Next one, Shrecky. Shrek. Well, you date someone who's unattractive in order to make them attractive. No, it's got to be.

Self feel better? So you date an ogre? Yeah, so you date someone who's ugliest. Or is it about how, you know, Fiona changes? Yeah. Is it like the ogre, sometimes in one light they look good and then another light they look bad? You're getting there. So Shrekking involves dating someone you're not attracted to, but in hope that this person will treat you better because they know that they're unattractive.

Yes, I do remember covering this. Oh, okay. Well, you're not as attractive and I'm hot, so you'll treat me right. So they put me on the pedestal. Yeah. Oh, gotcha. Yeah. Next one, banksying.

Oh, off the back of the famous artist. Something mysterious? Like, something he's mysterious. And no one knows he's real identity. He's also very political. Yeah. You, uh... And worth a bit.

Yeah, I don't know. It basically means dating someone for a short term of time just for some clout. So like... As in because the graffiti's up before he gets painted over. Maybe. It's only up for a little bit of time. Something along those lines, yeah. So it basically, when the time comes to break up, the bank's year often feels better

after checking out of a relationship. I really don't understand that one. That's a really short-term thing. Sure? Yeah, okay. I don't really get that one. Last one. Here we go.

Monkey bearing. Monkey bearing. Monkey bear. You eat each other. You eat each other's nits. You're kind of getting it. You're kind of getting it. Monkey bear as in B-E-A-R-G.

B-A-R-R-I-N-G. Oh, like bear like bear. Monkey-bearing. Monkey-bearing. Monkey-bearing. You're not misreading monkey-barring. Maybe it's a barring. Maybe it's a barring.

B-A-R, I and you. B-A-R, it's not my strong suit. It's bar. It's monkey barring. Oh, that makes more sense. It's monkey-barring. I was like, what's a bearer in a monkey to-money? So swinging.

Swinging. So you date someone in order to then swing to the next person. So you're like moving up the ladder. Yeah, connection to connection. Multiple dates. Monkey barring. Monkey bearing is a whole lot of thing. Yeah, my bad.

Jess and Duckow. One, two, three, three. Jess and Duckos. What's the threesome? Ahead of us sending him out on the street With his punishment for taking us off air for 40 minutes He didn't even take us off air He sent us into pandemonia

Yes, sent us into the upside down Absolutely, he did And Bianca came through with the punishment He should stand on the street Giving out free hugs We are going to send him down within the next five minutes But there's business to attend to Get your free hug from Shagai

But yes, we need to play everyone's favourite game What's the Three? Some Shagai gives us three things We've got to work out what category it is that they all belong to. And that's not necessarily what other people would think they belong to. It's what shy guy has denoted. Speak shy guy in ease. Yes.

That's right. First one. Friends, Seinfeld, How I Met Your Mother. American sitcom. I need more. Nineties American sitcom. About friends. About groups of friends.

No. About one thing they all have in common. Men and women? No. Men and women relationship. Wait, friends. What's the third one? How I met your mother.

And how I met your mother. They all go to a cafe or a bar? No. They all sit around a table or talk. They're all based. In New York. In New York. There you go.

That was just a lot. I knew what I have written down. You know, you have a lot of right answers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, that's the game. That's the game. Here we go. Mario, Sonic, Pikachu.

They're all cartoon video characters. Mario characters. Video game mascots. Oh, mascots. You idiot. Of course. How dare we? Metropolis, Wakonda, Gotham City.

Fictional cities. Fictional cities. Yeah, from TV shows on the movie. Where's Metropolis? Metropolis is from Mastermind. Wow. Wow, that is a deep cut. That is a great movie.

Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Porsche. Luxury cars, luxury cars, luxury cars. German luxury car. Das Otto. That's Volkswagen. Still German. Yeah. Shrek, Kung Fu Panda, Madagascar.

Cartoon characters. That are... Based around animals? Animals or, like, fictional things. Not what I'm looking for. Shrek. They go on a quest? No, what I'm looking for.

It's a thing about Fishing? Shrek, Kung Fu Panda and Madagascar. They all came out in 2010s? No, 2000. It could be when they came out. No, that's not right. Pixar movies. No, not Pixar movies.

Disney movies. Not Disney, that's Pixar. Oh, DreamWorks. They're all DreamWorks franchises, that's right, yeah. The only one I couldn't remember. Babs one, Ducko, Zero, Jess, four. Oh, geez, okay. Oh, I really think we have a chance.

We could have got a few more questions Next one's worth five No, he's just trying to delay going out to give free huts Next one is, it's over Then you're going down All right LinkedIn, indeed and seek They're all job seeking

They are job seeking platform And just that's so simple That last one just so easy I'm really to imagine As we've said We've had subatomic particles And job hunting websites So now up next

Up next Shagas going out to the street To the cafe next to us Here on Honeycicle and he is going to have his free hugs sign. That's right. Babs will be filming him. Holding it high above his hell.

I mean, he's already tall. Yeah. So that sign's going to get a bit of purchase. Yep. It's the only billboard we've had in a while. And it says free hugs and what we want. I'd like actually no talking. What I want is for people to go straight up and cuddle the big man.

It's going to be so awkward and uncomfortable. I have a secondhand embarrassment already. I feel nervous. I don't know why. Well, it's a punishment. Just to like watch it happen. Yes. So we'll cross life to you on the phone.

And Shagga, and you've got to talk through the hug as it's hugging. And then Babs is going to film you and then we'll be able to post something on Jess and Ducco. Exactly. Make sure you're following us along. All right. Good luck. Jess and Ducco. We've sent Slippery Boy downstairs.

That's right. Yesterday. Was it around this time just after, just before? Because we didn't play. Yeah, we didn't play. Shy guy went to take a sip of the water bottle. I've never seen him touch in the two years we've sat next to each other. Butterfinger spilled it and a liter of water hit the desk.

Now, we didn't think, because all the buttons are on your side, it would have affected any tech. It went in all the plug holes. Yeah, it did. And took us not just off air, but then sent the whole station into pandemonium. We thought we had a blackout. Multiple things playing over each other. Yeah, here's a bit of the audio. So this time yesterday, you remember, it was this for 40 minutes.

Everyone thought they dropped acid in their morning weepics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they thought, what is going on? Yeah. So we got punishments from you, the rice cookers. You sent us some great ones. But the winner was sending Shagai downstairs where they, free hug sign.

Bab's awkwardly filming him and he has to give out free hugs because he hates human connection. He hates human connection. Bianca knows him very well. We've got him on the phone down on the street in front of the station. Shagai, copy Shagai. Copy, Jess and Ducko, copy. I'm out of the front of the radio station.

Yeah. Holding up my sign, we've got Brad here. Brad's come along with his dog. Very quick from Brad. Here we go. There's one. I know, Brad to cuddle. One down.

This is Chilly's dad, Brad. Shelly, Chilly the dog as well. It is on the Instagram at Jeff Endocco. Hang on a minute. Come to the corner. I've got my sign up. Has Chilli got a cuddle? Has Chilli got a cuddle?

I can give Chilli a little cuddle. He's giving the dog a cuddle, Gray. I'd love to send two men down there just hugging. All right. Now, anyone else, shaw guys? I'd imagine there's a cue. Is there a cue? Oh, there is hundreds of people.

Hundreds of people. Not one person in his dog at all. Hundreds of people. Can you go up to the cafe, please and just go in and find someone? Yeah, we're going. walking around. There's some people. I don't think anyone really wants to hug. I'm getting some weird looks, but... That's all right. COVID is the thing of the past.

We're touching humans again, aren't we? No, okay. No. No, no one wants a hug. That's fine. Maybe it's how you look. It's your face. Have you got a warm smile? It's so demoralizing. Yeah, well, that's what we're doing it for, mate. Well, that's how we felt yesterday. Shall I go when you took us off air? Yeah, yeah. Are you walking up to the cafe? Yes, we are out the front of the cafe.

Is your body language open? Is the sign nice and high? Well, I've got one hand on my phone and the other hand holding the sign nice and high. I've got lots of traffic driving past. Maybe if you're listening, maybe toot your horn or something, maybe. Yeah, tut your horn. Or maybe Shagga, take your shirt off. I don't know.

Oh, that's nice. I don't think the world needs to see that. Like Kelly Holiday. Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, but then you know what happened? People slip right off here. Yeah, baby. Yeah.

Can you go into the cafe, Shagga? I think we're reaching. I don't want to go into the cab. We could be on here. Free hug, sir, free hug? No, thank you. How are you, man. How are you, good.

Good, good. Thanks, buddy. Have a good day. Free hug, sir. No, you're good. No, you're good. It's only been dudes as well. Hang, now I'm holding up traffic. Oh, God. In the road. In the road. Come on, Charlotte. Nah, no, there's a lot of businesses here, you know. Can you go into the quickie mart? Yeah, go in. I reckon just go into the cafe.

Are you already going to the cafe? All right, come on, Bab, let's go. Where are you going? Where are you going? I go into the cafe. The manager's Sky is a big rice cooker. I think she'd love a cuddle from Shai guy. Go in there and just walk around and go, I'm Shigar Guy. I'm here to hug you. Are you enjoying your breakfast burrito? Let's have a hug.

Let's have a hug. Oh, God. I can't do that. Well, you shouldn't have spilled water on the desk, mate. Well, it was an accident. I know. Yeah, well. This is the price you pay for an accident.

Whereabouts are you now? Well, on the steps of the cafe, that is going to start filming. Yep. It's all on the Instagram at Jess and Docco. No one's hating this more than bad. We're going to go. This is for a punishment. I've been instructed.

Let's go. I want at least two hugs in that cafe. Then we're good. I'll take a group hug. There's no one in this cafe. Oh, goodness, me. This is prime coffee time. This is prime coffee time?

Where's the manager? Is the manager in there? Yeah, there's one of the briskers. I don't know where the manager is. Go in and get to start. Don't make me ask good questions. Yeah, go in there and ask the star. Hey, put the phone on loudspeaker.

Yeah. Yeah. No, I can't do that. Come on, mate. The more awkward, the better. Oh, no, I can't do that. Yes, you can. You can do anything.

Punishments aren't meant to be pleasant for the perpetrator. I'm on, I'm on air right now in Justin Duggan. Do you want a free hug? Three hugs? Oh, three hugs. Yeah, just don't ask why. It doesn't matter why. Here we go.

One of the great breweries is at the Blue Door Cabrie's giving me a hug, guys. We've got one. Can we get two? Three hugs? Come on. Come on. Me and Buzzie every Thursday, they know as well. Thank you.

That's what I get there. There we go. Love the Blue Door. Couple of hugs there. Well, thank you to everyone who gave us a punishment. I'm not feeling as satisfying as I thought I would. I reckon we go with that other suggestion of shaving one of his eyebrows. Let's do that.

Jess and Ducco 30K Alfa Bucks on hit 30 seconds to answer 10 questions all starting with the same letter Have to take your first answer Can't use the same answer twice And if you're unsure of the question Just say pass

We'll come back of course If there is time We are playing for $10,000 Our player today is John Hello John Hello Ducker how you going Good mate good

You're ready to win some money John hopefully yes it's a nice day for it it is a nice day for it John the time for hoping is over it is for time for action yes that sounds good okay it sounds good let's do it

let's do it what do you want to spend the money on I look to get some presents for the family and just touch bases with like long distance family members that I've seen for a while and hopefully we can

yeah maybe do a mass reunion sort of thing and get them some presents. On John's dollar. On John's dollar, yeah. Wouldn't that be nice? Well, maybe if you can get it done by Christmas, you can all sing Noel, Noel. Yes, John, because that's the only Christmas Carol I can think of.

That starts with N. It's a great one. And that's what you're going to work with. N, N, for. Noel. Noel. Nelly. All right.

Nelly. Yep. Okay. You're ready to rock. Let's do it. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter N, We need you to name.

A country. Norway. A shoe brand. Nike. A comedy film. Pass. A something sweet. Pass.

A six-letter word. Pass. Something you study. Biology. A fruit. Nectarine. A band. Pass.

An NRL player. Pass An Anad biscuit Ah nice Nice nice Yeah yeah yeah Yeah they would have had that It was after the buzzer

You got yourself four Some nieces Good nice Makes she's not easy Matching up with the nieces Good Comedy film could have been Norbert there John Something sweet could have been

A Nutella A six-letter word There's a couple of needle For example A band A nickelback Navana And then an NRL player Nathan Cleary

Nicker Hines Is a couple of two engaged. I did see that. Oh, yes. Arnold's biscuit could have been niece. Look, mate, John, I was hoping you get the money for a family reunion you got four, but I think you'll like this.

We're going to give you $100 to spend at Mink's adult boutique. Awesome. Thank you very much. Merry Christmas to you and yours, John. Same to you guys. Merry Christmas to you all. Thank you. Good to chat, John.

Thanks for playing. Later, see us. I just love the idea that all this week we've given rice cookers who have failed at Alphabucks. Yeah, like the idea that they'll all go at the same time, maybe. Did you fail? Yeah, I've got two. I got four. So can I use this gift certificate?

I've got a gift certificate. Yeah, they're all from Jess and Duggo. One cat of nine tails, please. Oh, you better snuck up on those, George. You keep going on going on. Hey, up next, one of the great phone topics, 13, 1060. Have you pulled a shy guy? Have you pulled a shy guy?

Made a booboo. He's from his sipping up. Jess and Ducko. This time yesterday, we've publicly talked about it a lot today. You would have heard this. And if you were worried, did I drop acid unknowingly? Yeah, which always happens on a Friday or Thursday. It can. It can.

No. It was shy guy tipping his one litre water bottle into our plug hole. Accidentally. Shame. Shame. Shame. What was it? I don't know with you, Slippery boy. Yeah, a slippery gipsy.

He spilled a liter of water into the plug holes. About 30 seconds later, chaos ensued. We thought it had been a blackout, a power out. It was the worst. All the time I've been here, it was the worst it's ever been in terms of... Worst technical malfunction I've ever experienced as well. Songs playing over each other. That was me saying, tape McCray, tape McRae, tape McRae.

That was the weird part, wasn't it? Because a blackout would have taken us off air. The things just started looping and looping and looping. We thought it'd be wise to go into our other studio. No, that was just adding a third. voice to the chaos. It was just chaos. You played a sound effect just to test. Lucky, it was a relatively safe sound effect. Yeah, I know. Imagine if it was anything else. Because then that just kept playing over

the end. It was a whole thing. It kept going and going and going. But he has been punished. Yep. Yep. He's drinking from a sippy cup all morning. Yep. He's had to stand outside with free hugs. We've also not let him forget it. No. I mean, when something of that happens, I mean, we also did get lots of followers on social media and a lot of traction. More followers than we ever. Yeah. Interesting. But when it happens, you've got a seize on it. So we want to do it on 13, 1060 right now. When did you pull a shy guy?

And I guess that's open to interpretation, isn't it? Maybe it was a catastrophic accident at your workplace. Maybe it was a butterfingers moment. Yep. Or maybe you just straight up spilled something. It could be a spillage. Oh, God. All right.

That's the fourth element. Was it sabotage? It wasn't in my instance. Basically, you made a massive boo-boo. And it was unfixable. Unfixable. There was that many people involved. Babs in her little miniskirt was under the desk pulling out wires with our tech on FaceTime

with Ducko trying to direct. I've got a notification on LinkedIn yesterday. Babs updated her skills to tech. I've endorsed her. Man, fair call. Yeah, yeah. Fair cool. I'm a hell of a door opener.

Yeah, yes, you are. You held that door better than anyone I know. I've been in this building eight years, Tucker. I've never known what's behind that door. Is that everything that keeps us alive? That's what keeps us on. That's the tech. Yeah.

And the issue was, people thinking that mainframe was what was maybe having an issue. It was in here because that's where the waterlog was. It's like if you have a blackout at home because you short circuit and then that circuit clicks out. That's essentially what happened. Not since the 60s and Nixon with his Watergate. Has Watergate?

Has Watergate happened so bad? It was Watergate in here. So 131060. When did you pull a shy guy? Was it a boobie you did at work? You made a big mistake and you had to own it. Would you just straight up try to sabotage something? Would you try and sabotage your team?

Yeah. When did you ruin your team's day? You get it. Jess and Ducko Jess and Ducko Right now we're asking on 131060 Have you pulled a shy guy? And that is open to interpretation

I'd love to see that phrase Pull the shy guy Used in a multitude of arenas Yeah But mainly big old boo-boo Big old booboo You made a mistake Shame

Big stuff up Shame Yeah He said we know We've publicly said it a lot of times now He took us off there He made this happen For 40 minutes yesterday, our station, our show was gone.

We've never had more DMs. Yeah. From people who have never DM'd us. Yep. Guys, what is going on? This is tripping balls. I don't know what's happening. I can't look away.

You know, like a car crash on the freeway? Oh, yeah, yeah. When you drive it past it, you can't help. Slow down. That's what it was. People weren't turning off. Yeah. I think they were turning up.

That's why we think Shyka might have done it deliberately. He's like, you know, I need to drive some TSL. He'd have a radio turn. Well, successful man, 40 minutes of nonsense pandemonium because Butterfingers spills his water bottle. Yeah, I'd say you out. And now he's drinking out of a sippy cup. It would say you out there butterfingers.

He's moved out there near Babs because he's hiding. The sippy cup, it needs work. It's for a four-month-old and it's not meant to be enjoyable for you. What part of you meant to be punished? Are you not picking up? Don't you want me to be drinking water? We do, but not today. I saw him.

I saw him out on the street, Jess hugging. I just saw the videos. And he was doing a horrible job because he was holding the sign. Then he put it down and just amble up to people and then hold it last minute. There was heaps of people walking down the street that I saw. What's the point of a billboard if you're not going to. Not everyone wanted a hug. It's because you look, you were lurking.

You were pulling a babes. You're a lurker. You've got terrible aura. Yeah. We go to Jamie Lee on 13, 1060. Jamie Lee, have you pulled a shy guy? Good morning. Yes, I have pulled a shy guy.

So I work in aged care. I go into people's homes. and I was doing someone's washing and there was a pull-up in there. I always check. Hang on, Jamie, some people don't know what a pull-up is. Could you explain to those of us who may be up? Yep. I don't know what that is.

So, when you get older, a nappy, coffee, copy, copy-com. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And elderly huggies. So usually, like, you know, like a lot of dudes do it, don't they? When they just pull the undies and the pants off at once. Yeah. Chuck me, they'll be all in the wash. And I check every time that I do someone's washing and this time I've missed it.

When I've gone to get the clothes out, it was everywhere. So I'm like, oh my God, what do I do? Because like the gel was throughout everything. I've scooped it out, pulled the clothes out, gone outside and tried to shake it off. As I'm shaking it off, the gel from the pull-up has gone all over me, all through my hair, all on my face. It's like extraordinary. I rang my boss and I'm like, oh my God, what do I do? It's everywhere.

And they just laughed at me. How appropriate is it to ask your client, can I use your shower for the next half an hour, please? I'm going to need to have a rinse myself. I was like, oh, no, what have I done? Kiss it together, Jamie Lee. Yeah, this is the end. That's a hell of a shy guy. That's a huge shy guy you've put.

Oh, used adult nappy through the wash. Eden on 13, 1060. And have you pulled a shy guy? Yes, I have. What happened to you, Eden? When I was younger, I was playing with my mum's diamond rings in my bathroom, and I had accidentally dropped one in the toilet. When I play with diamond rings, I like to do it over an open toilet as well, Eden.

It's a classic young boy thing. This feels like a good place to be doing this weird task. So what happened? Did you fish it out? I thought that flushing the toilet, would make the ring come back up and I could grab it. That's some good thinking there. That's some good boy logic.

A nice little circle around a bit and I'll get it. I assume it ended up in the pipes. Yeah, you never saw that again, did you, Eden? No. Nah. How was mum to you after that? Mom was oblivious. Good morning, mum.

Then she got mad. Brilliant. And then we've got one more here. We've got Courtney on 13, 1060. Courtney, when did you pull a shot? Oh, it was so bad. I was underage and I was highly intoxicated and my friends and I decided we were going to go to the grocery store to get some wine. I was walking through, I had one of those old, you know those hippie bags that are really long and like if you swing around, they will swing around with you.

And I was in the wine section and I was swinging around, swing around and I knocked like five bottles of wine down. And my friend was watching me from a distance, and she was like, we need to get out of here. So we ran out. Luckily, I never got caught. But, yeah, that was the most embarrassing. That was the most, yeah. Shy guy moment. Yeah, the most shy guy moment.

I meant, to be fair, shy guy only spilled one bottle. Yeah, he didn't spill all the bottles. He didn't spill five bottles and it wasn't one. All around. Does that make you feel better, Shagai? You're in great company. Yeah. Yeah, these are my people.

These are your people. Yeah, we have a few text rolling as well. Shaw, guys, an idiot. How could he do this? Someone else said, that was the best radio I've ever heard yesterday. So, yeah, take what you're on. Right now, let's take a look back at the week that was. Well, what a week it's been with Jess and Ducko?

We had a moment. We had a major studio malfunction right as we started Thursday's Alphabox. We just had a blackout in our studio. The whole studio, everything in the office is black. If you can still hear us, actually, yeah, message us on Instagram. We'll message me directly right now. You're live. Someone said you're live.

No one swear. Okay, yeah, we're alive. All right. Well, so we can only hear you, Ducco. You are alive, not Jess. Okay, no, no one knows what's going on. And, like, I would normally just go to a song. All right, we're going, we're going double on the mic here.

We don't know. There's no one knowing what to do. No Jess. This is unprecedented. Oh, my God. Is this got something to do with you leaving? Is this the way? This is the ghost of the past.

Is this the way you want to go out by taking us completely off? This feels so intimate. I feel like we. Can press play on her. There we go. Here we go. Oh, I'm playing a song. Go, Bad.

Oh, she's done it. So I put my tech engineer hat on and ran to the control room to fix it. And Jess and Ducko came with me because they had nothing else to do except for film it and distract me. Ducko, let's go. Batch just said she's got to the control room. She can't be trusted. She doesn't even know where it is. She walks straight fast.

Poor Bats. I'm hacking into the mainframe. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. I'm trying to listen to Nick. Shut up. Oh, okay, it's actually important.

Oh, no. They've denied me. She's not allowed in. Eventually, we did get back on air and revealed what caused the mayhem. No, it wasn't me. And, Ducko, it wasn't me. It wasn't you, bud?

It wasn't me, obviously. I might have to put my hand up for this time. You might have to, or you will. I knocked over my water bottle, and water may have gotten into said PowerPoint and caused a short circuit in the studio. All I hear is, boom, the water bottle, the shot goes, oh God, and it just goes,

Oh, God. I used four Kleenex to mop it up. Babs got under the desk to unplug and Bats is like, my butt is wet. We've only got 11 shows with our friend, Ducco. You've stolen 40 minutes of that. I'll never get that time again with my pals. No, no. Did you have fun in the control room?

I mean, Babs at the control room, talking to the tech, hacking the mainframe. We whipped into a good zone there, Babs. I was pretty proud of how we were. It made me the lookout. Hold the door open. I was like, yes, you say you're not the door. And after 20 minutes, I called out going, Ducko. Bad, you guys weren't even in there.

You'd gone the other exes. Just come around and go ahead. How did you get there? Everyone took their roles. Everyone really did. Jess has renaos to pay for. Could Only fans be on the cards for her? Only fans is meant to be just that fans of specific things.

People love a bit of card there. So if I claim I don't need to pay tax, even whether I'm showing my boobies. Or just showing you how to hoe a garden. I'm going to be watched by the high oven. That's still a category. Absolutely. My little hoe. See, I clicked on Ho Garden and I was like, this is not what I thought it was.

I'm not getting a tip from Duck. That's what a ho is. Everything's been a lot. I better leave us some money. Just when you think there isn't anything further to learn from Jess and Ducko, Jess comes out with this question. Do you wash your hands after every bathroom trip? No.

Same? When I urinate, no. Yeah, same. Number two, always. Oh, I hate one, admit it. You don't have to twos? Sometimes I walk away and then, like, my husband looks at me and I go, damn, he knows. Number two, do you put soap in your hand, then wet that, then bring your hands out of the forcet,

soap up while the tap's still running? Or just soap up and then basically leather and rinse simultaneously. under the running tap. I'll do that. Me too, which feels so bad. So I do that also while it's running, which I don't know if it's doing much. I don't think it's as good. I think it's as well, I think you should also start by washing your hands after poopie. Let's just say that. Sorry, so I know it's a safe space, but I just want to clarify. I did it this morning. I've done it number two. You always hug shog after the toilet as well. So that's just trying to build his immune system. Yeah, that's right. He's a bit too clean. He's so stiff.

Jess had an event in Sydney. So she did the show live from her hotel room while we recorded the podcast, Docco thought it would be fun to play with Jess's volume without her knowing. Didn't want to do that because so many people were still mingling and eating that he went, I don't want people to think they have to leave. We don't rush anyone. So they cancelled the last bit of the job. Five minutes and 37 seconds. It was bad though and it does.

You know I've been trying to learn Italian, teach myself, this and that. And nothing makes fish out of water than being around real Italians who are bilingual. please come at me with the and I go, I got my extent in my five-minute speech, I got nothing left, man. Yeah, I get it. I feel it.

Oh, my God. What are you laughing at? See you next week, Rice Cookers. Two-Roo. Jess and Ducko. Team just about done here for the week. Hell of a club track, that one. Great club track.

Oh, I remember going to a club with carpet And just getting so, never good good, but just feeling like you get really low. Geez. Yeah, and they've just put carpet on carpet in that club just because it stinks. The alcohol, the musk, the stench. Ah, just slapping a Band-Aid on it. Yeah. Right the dice and it's okay.

That's all good. I feel like you're in someone's house when you're on a club with carpet. Whoever designed that probably needs to get fired. And I remember the lighting being much too bright. Yeah. Maybe it wasn't a club. What am I remembering? It was mom's living room, actually.

It might have been my, my mom. Tile and terrible. Yeah, the terracotta, the terracotta palace. The terracotta palace. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, she's very excited for Garga. Yeah, you've seen Garg's. Yep.

What are you doing this weekend? I am going away. Actually, how's this? We'll talk about it on Monday. It's my first ever trip with friends and kids. So all the friends coming have children as well. So there's three couples, two of my good mates. Are you going to Fiji?

Because that's where all the families go. Barley. No, no. No, we're going to Hawks Nest. Lovely. We're staying up there. We've got a nice little place. Like everyone's staying together?

Yeah, one big Airbnb. and so they're, I think the oldest kid is two, and then there's one that's... Oh, so, all little. Two, and then one, and then there's Flo, who's seven months. Okay. And so we don't know how it's going to go. Are we hoping we're to put all the children in a pen? And then they entertain themselves while mommy and daddy have a wine.

The two-year-old can take care of Flo, yeah? I imagine. I would have thought so. Because the two-year-old, I mean, everyone develops at their own pace, but, you know, they'll be able to call out, we need snacks. Snackies, yeah. And then you bring the snacks. The two-year-old will be in charge, the conduit between the adults and the children.

It's funny because Flo is obviously so young. She's at that age where she looks at other kids and just like stares at them like, what are you? Yeah. And they do find, I don't know, flows the same, but Lucia finds other children much more interesting. Yeah, just looks at them. Yeah, it's a little bit. Yeah, it lurks a little bit. Like Babbs kind of in the hallways.

In the hallways, exactly. Oh, is that how you be a proper human. Oh, okay. That's what you do. That's how you interact. Hello, I am Babs. You can call me Barbara. Did you have good weekend?

Da, da, da. Do you want to see my Spotify wrapped? It's really interesting. What age are you on Spotify Rapp? She did have an interesting insight about the Spotify Rapped. It's all just made up. That's what she thinks. It was just pleased.

She was unhappy with him. God forbid I'm passionate about something. One of the great lines. We do love that you're passionate. I love that you passion. You tick that box for us, you know what I mean? You cover the music. You're the muso.

Yeah. We're still waiting for you to come in and slap the bass for us. That'll happen soon, I hope. Will that be your parting gift? Oh, yes. Why don't we do this, We'll put you on the spot, or you can think about it over the weekend. Okay.

You get to have one thing from each of us as a parting gift. And I know you're not like a materialistic person. So what's the point of us buying your watch or whatever? Yeah, it's a great idea. I'll watch would be good, but yeah, that's a great idea. You just got a nice watch from your brother-in-law. When you said you'd bought that, I was like, oh, I was going to be the parting gift. He's done it now.

Shall I go? What do we get him? So why don't you put in a request? You can think about it. Yep. A parting gift to leave a nice taste in your mouth. As you go on your next journey. The three of you, with Baz playing bass guitar, to play me a song.

Are you sure you want that from? Is that wasting shy guy in mind? I'll definitely get Babs to play bass guitar. Should be hitting that bus. Think about it? What I want from you too? I'll have a think about it. Have a think about it.

Yeah. But yeah, if you want to lock in, Bats gives you a ditty. This is going to be fun. Yeah. So we don't have to spend any money. Just do an act. Do a show. Do a show.

Yeah. You want magic. No. I'm good on the magic front. I'm going to chip in my hand. If you want me to do. real cool magic. But anyway, that can be something you ruminate on.

Yeah, okay. I'm a big believer in asking people what they want. I don't want to waste a gift. Yeah, I mean, you can still get me your physical gift. Nothing's, yeah, it's all fine. I mean, we could. Yeah, yeah, we could. But yeah, think about it.

We'll circle back. Okay, we'll circle back. Okay, I like that. And then after the show, we'll draw our secrets and her names. Because we obviously all want a present as well. Yeah, obviously. Have to. Yeah.

You have too much this weekend, Charlotte. Not a lot. I'll see my mum tomorrow. Yeah. How is she, the little fox? She's good. You were such a player with the mum. I know, it's great.

I thought Lisa was your mum of choice. But I've hugged her guy's mum. You know? You've danced with my mother at my wedding. And I don't regret it. There are multiple photos. I'm waiting for Baz's mom. Hey, Simone.

Leave my mum alone. Didn't you keep my mum's name? Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did. We shared a B&E roll together, actually. Oh, that's cute. How much bacon do you have, Simone? Anyway, we're out of here.

She's gotten odd. It's about the drolling arise. It always gets odd when he starts hitting on the mums. And they love it. I love it. Have a great weekend, team. We'll see you Monday. Bye-bye.

Ducko, you didn't clean up. Now I'm pregnant. Bloody hell. Jess and ducco. That was the Jess and ducco podcast. The new macho range is here at McCaffee.