Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Big Dick Energy

Episode Date: June 11, 2025

Who do you want to stare down? Ducko's wife Morgan stole money from their 7 week old daughter and Jess & Producer Babs test the men on the team with lady things!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Try the cafe's new blend today. Smoother, bolder, better. I love it. Jess and Dago. This is the Jess and Dago podcast. Welcome to the podcast everybody. Hello. Hello.

Um, good stuff today. Good, great. Well done all around everyone. Yeah, just good times all around. If I've got nothing like extra I haven't told you today. Yeah. Just like to reflect on the morning that's been, I guess. That's all we can do, you know, look back and just reminisce on the good times.

And you know feedback, constructive criticism but I've got to say everyone. Well except Babs. Well the wheels fell off at the end Babs. And then he started repeating things he was saying. And when you first got into radio Jaffa. He was showing us photos of buttholes which are meant to be scrunchy things. That's right. That's not true.

What did we learn? Plush bun donuts. I'm never going to remember that. And I, if that ever comes up in your life, I hope we're friends forever till we die. But if we lose touch and that ever comes up in 25 years, please think of me and reach out. Ah, the plush bun donuts. I know we haven't spoken in two decades, but the plush bun donut came up today. And I thought of you from 2025 when we played that game. We're doing it on the show. It was a quiz. Guess the things. The stereotypical lady thing. Yes. Whatever. Yeah. It's big on TikTok.

So now Shagun are going to have to try and think of some dude things. I recommend going to the chemist and the supermarket and just looking for inspo because Babs and I were just trying to text and just racking your own brain sort of was coming up with stuff yeah but I found going to the shops helpful so if you have a need today that was good inspo okay otherwise just head out to your shed yeah check out me tools yeah check out me too my husband will be very upset with me because he's a big you know shared and tool guy yeah I don't know what any of that stuff's called. No, I mean, neither does Shy Guy and I, so that's going to be...

We can fake it. Absolutely. We'll fake a few up. Absolutely. Well, I didn't know what the rod was that will come up in the quiz. Babs was the one who backed that up. I just thought that it didn't look like that for some reason. I thought it looked, it must have looked more scientific.

I thought it was bigger. Yeah, well like that just looked like literally a lollipop stick. Well, it's funny when Babs Bad Up Rod as a suggestion, you were talking, Shy Guy, you were talking about IUDs in the office and I was like, I think he knows what an IUD is. But she went, but does he know this type? Oh, there's types. There's types.

There's some insertion of the virgin. Yeah. And this one is on the arm. There's a hole, there's obviously the pill, like there's many methods. Yeah. It's also a, you can get a needle as well. Like a one-off? What's the needle?

It's got like the depot shot or something. I didn't know about that one. You get three months. Yeah, I think that's what it is. I wonder if it mucks you around and you get it. Apparently it does. That was a recommendation for me. To use that in conjunction with appeal

No, that would be the contraception So you just go and get an injection and then it would last three months Then you would get to two months and three weeks and go do I risk it? Yeah, like has this worn off by now you want to set and forget for that sort of thing I would have thought maybe like granted. I've never had an IUD but apparently they can cause Oh yeah. One, issues but also pain and It all sounds bad.

I was a pill girly from way back and I don't love that on. Nah the pills don't, yeah. I was saying Morgan's hair's gotten so much thicker since she's gotten off the pill. Interesting. Yeah, longer and thicker. Have you talked about going, Yeah I was waiting for it, go on. Are you on the...

Yeah, are you on? Yeah. No. Is that your contraception method of I was waiting for it. Yeah. Are you on? Yeah. No. Is that your contraception method of choice? No, no, no, it used to be. Yeah. Made me crazy. It does.

The pill would muck you around a bit. It does. What's it doing to you? Oh, it can't be quick. Come on. And just getting on it from such a young age. Absolutely. I was 15, was able to walk to my local GP and say, Hey, can I have this one?

Cause there's many types. Cause my cousin had recommended it. He, she didn't ask me one follow-up question and didn't do one blood test. Talk about my diet or lifestyle. Just handed this pill to me. You go, there are so many dosages that probably would have been more appropriate for a 15 year old. So you just think- What it's doing to your hormones in your body. And I appreciate a lot of people wanted the, you don't need to go to a GP. It could just be an automatic script renewal. You've got to see a GP every now and then because your case could change.

That made me really nervous when people were just like, Oh, I don't want to have to go talk to a medical professional. I just want to get it up. That made me really nervous. Like, don't prescribe it for acne treatment? Yes. Yeah. That was when I was 14.

That was originally why I got prescribed it. And then I started having endometriosis symptoms. So then I ended up- From the pill? No, it just happened. Oh, it just happened then? It just happened. And then I ended up having to change like six times because they all just-

To find the right one. To find the right one. Is the right brand and dosage a thing? Is there certain pills- Absolutely. Some are stronger than others. Some have different reactions. So like one of them made me have fluid retention like a pregnant woman. Oh, how?

Yeah, and I had like really swollen ankles. Was that how you reacted to it or was that a known side effect of this particular? That's how I reacted to it. So someone else might not have. That would have done, would have not been good. No, so like I remember her coming in and going, show me your ankles and like pressing on it. And when she pressed on it, like a thumbprint would stain. Like a water balloon.

Yeah, it was crazy. Yeah. That's weird. And then other ones. You already are not happy with your calves. Yeah, I know. So that was humbling as well. All of a sudden there was no ankles, just all calves.

She's not getting any shoe on. Yeah, crazy. Right. Yeah. Geez. He's a pregnant lady symptom. So what did you say? what do you run with now? I have the IUD. That's the one Shigar was familiar with. That's the one that looks like the Tesla logo.

Yeah, that's the one that I thought you hear the horror stories of people having sex and it gets poked or comes out or gets ripped out. And it hurts to put it in apparently that I got mine when I was already... It's like a coat hanger. Does it hurt to come out? Um, I think so, yeah. Will it work? Will you be awake when you... Do you have to go under to put them in? No, but I was because I was getting surgery done at the same time. So I was lucky, but my sister has had it put in.

And you just get it put in as if you were going for like a pap smear or something. And apparently it hurts. Oh, they expire? I think you've got to get them. Yeah, every five years. A huge lifespan. Five years, yeah. So mine's coming up soon. So those ones that look like a T, the IUD, when they go in, are the arms down and then they spring up or are they up, right? You would have thought so. It's so weird. Have you ever felt yours in there? No, not, no. You hear those horror stories.

Absolutely. Yeah, apparently some of them can move sometimes and poke like your organs and then cause issues. Just- Yeah, you can't win. No, you can't. Are they releasing- sorry, you know the IED expert. Are they releasing a hormone? What are they actually doing?

I feel like they are, but then to say that you can get different types, so you can get one that's hormone, but then you can also get like a copper one that's not. What's the copper one do? I don't know. That's so like, apparently some people react really badly to the hormonal one, so they get a copper one. But it doesn't have any hormones. So I don't even know how it works.

So just the physical implantation is doing something for contraception. Yeah, it must. It must be. There's a hormonal one and there's a copper one. Yeah. Can you Google the implantation of it if like, Yeah, if the. It must pull off something. There's a hormonal one and there's a copper one. Can you Google the implantation of it? Yeah, if the arms spring up. Surely there'd be like a pill that guys can take that just...

What are they working on? A man pill? That nullifies their sperm. I suppose you can't destroy them all though, but you want to nullify it for a period, but then even one can get through, so it's probably... And I know there's the big argument of, you know, it's that classic thing, oh, I know if I've taken the pill that day.

But even then, sometimes it gets to 3pm and you go, oh, have I taken it today? I might have the alarm go off. Do you trust your sexual partner to be on top of it? Or even just a one night stand? Even a one night stand? Yeah, yeah. 100%.

I mean, that's what condoms are for, guys. Absolutely. Don't be a tool, wrap, no. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool. That's it, thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%. I mean, that's what condoms are for, guys. Absolutely. Don't be a tool, no? Don't be a fool, wrap your tool. That's it, thank you. Yeah, yeah, wrap it up. Wrap it up. Yeah.

And a GLAAD bag doesn't count. It does not. It's uncomfortable. Babs and Shaggo making odd faces now. Yeah, I'm streaming what's the facts about it. I've watched a video. Here we go. How you put it in, so yes.

So it is like that. Ducko, the arms are out. And it's on almost gonna go see like a Like a water pistol of short they shoot it in it looks like what a flange Got it's animated and not as well. So it's like so you go in it is in That sounds it all sounds horrific. It is Don't you reckon the uterus looks like Sid the Sloth from Ice Age?

It does a bit, it does a bit, yeah. Oh, then the arms shoot out. Oh, the arms shoot out, so it goes in flat. So it presses something. Oh, I see. Babs, is it inserted into the wall? Is that what the arms are for? That's what I was just reading of what it does. Is it actually plunged in like an ice pick? Apparently it changes the lining of the wall? Is that what the arms are for? That's what I was just reading of what it does.

Is it actually plunged in like an ice pick? Apparently it changes the lining of the womb. So it's blocking the holes of the uterus. So it's just, it's like hitting a barrier. I think so. So if you had a sexual partner like Shy Guy, surely you'd be feeling that. Well, you're feeling that at the back of your throat.

Jesus. Content warning! Sorry if you got kids in the car. A dangly thing on the back of my thumb. It's called the epic lovex. What does your mum say when we do all this gear about you having it? She doesn't talk to me about it. Because she's a podcaster! You're right, that's where a lot of this comes up. Sorry Sharon.

Yeah, she's fine. Dad loves it, but does he go? Did you inherit it from papa? They go, oh, that was funny. Does your dad go like, oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah it is, she would hear the worst of us. Sorry Sharon. Yeah, she's fine. Dad loves it, but um... Does he? Does he go? Did you inherit it from Papa?

They listen, they go, oh that was funny. Is your dad running a massive shlong as well? I don't know. When was the last time you saw your dad's willy? What's your dad's name again? Mark. Mark, that's right. Mark has BDE, don't you reckon? Look that up Mark. What does your dad look like?

Cause obviously I met your mum. What does he look like, you? Can you show us a that up Mark. What does your dad look like? Because obviously I met your mum. Does he look like you? Can you show us a photo? Where do you get your good looks from? Because you've always seen a photo of your sister I believe. I don't know, I've laid eyes on the young lady. You don't need to. He doesn't like his sister.

No I do, she doesn't like me anyway. She lives out rural with a car. Oh you're darling, stop fighting. Yeah yeah, stop fighting. You've only got each other guys. What's your sister's name? Bianca? Aaron. Aaron, that was close.

No you weren't. Took a stab. Took a stab. I don't have a photo of your dad. Aaron and Luke. That's some solid Aussie names right there. I do, I don't know where it is. Aaron and Luke.

You can't go on a Shy Guy's Instagram either because it's just photos of scenics. It's just landscapes. It is landscapes. And my parents don't have Instagram. Get images. He's providing for them. Even if I search dad, it comes up. Hang on. Dad on the internet.

No, cause you know how it, yeah, cause it groups people by your contact names. Cause he's under his dad. Camera roll. I see. I see. I want to see Mark. Yeah, I'm working on it. We've seen all of Babs' family.

We've seen none of Shy Guy's. We've walked past them. We don't even know it. Yeah, I know, right? Yeah. Uh, here you go. There's the, uh, that's not a great photo. He's not your Tinder date.

Just show us a picture. I just want to see a photo of you. No, no, it's not a good pic. That's not a good pic. I just want to see if he has BDE or not. Yeah. Okay. Do you have a full lens so we can see your trousers?

Oh no, don't. Yeah, you reckon so? Look at that! That is not what I thought your dad would look like. Neither would I! He's hot as hell! Don't tell him. He wouldn't have... Show us! Get in there! He doesn't look anything like what I thought.

Neither! Is that your dad and your sister? Yeah, that's Erin in there. I cropped Erin out. Your dad's got a bit of mongrel about him. Your dad? Can he skate? He looks like he could skate. Oh.

He can't go. No, he's a snowboarder. Close enough. Truly, you and your sister look. That's skateboarding on the snow. Yeah. Can I see Erin, please? I get you a better photo of Erin.

And your dad's got a bit of a build on him. He does, does he work out? How much does he bench? I don't think he works out. He's naturally like that. What does he do? He's a builder. Oh, you and your sister, I see you.

Yeah, you can see her resemblance. You're very tall. Where do you get that height from? Yeah, I was gonna say. Cause your mum is little. In my pop, I think, on my mum's side. Oh yeah, pop. Pam's husband?

Yeah. Shut up. But she's very short. Cool. Babs will be taller than me. Jess just wants to meet your dad I think I do I'd say that he'll drive here he'll be here because he lives in Sydney when he cores it goes to two days he can't get through to us or give him the hotline no I gave him the hotline and that way he can get through it he has got we actually we hotline. I'll give him my 04-2. Jess. We need both your parents to be big characters and come on the air more often.

I think so. I've never spoken to your parents on the air. I was away that time you guys got your dad on. Well, no, that was his text. He didn't talk. He's not a big speaker. No. We're at your mum.

We'll get your mum on. That's right. The egg hunt when she arrived to support Babs in the flesh. That was so cute. My mum would, but... We'll get your mum on speed dial, your dad on speed dial. Dad's got the hotline. I've sent it to him. That's right.

And what does your dad do again? Something with elevators? Did I make that up? Building. He's a site manager. On that time he was managing that. Hello, Ducko, we've got a link to a builder. Can he quote me?

He's commercial schools, hospitals. Same thing. It's just a little hospital. Have you seen the size Jess's house is going to? Yeah, I know, it rivals most high schools. My pair, I grew up in a terracotta palace, it's all I want for myself. I hope you get some good terracotta in your house. I think we need to. It's an ode to the ancestors.

Absolutely. Yeah, yeah. Okay, well that's blown my mind. Wow. Kept him hidden two and a half years. Also, can we have a moment to say on the show his fucking grandma's called Pam? Where was that tidbit? Yeah, but I don't really ever call her Pam.

She's like, nah. Yeah, but like my dog's called Pam. I know, and Pam- I come on, I'm always like, Pam's such a shit name, which is why I call my dog Pam. Yeah, but that's- Every time Ducco mentions Pam, do you just naturally think of Gran? Nan? Not really. Oh, you know the association.

No, well, my dog and Pam are very different. No, but the name! The name. It doesn't conjure up. We just think, no. I never thought about that. It's like my grandma's called Pat. I could never watch Postman Pat. Because, but the name! The name. It doesn't conjure up. No. I never thought about it. It's like my grandma's called Pat.

I could never watch Postman Pat. Because I was just thinking of my grandma. Fair! I didn't have that. Mate, that Lady Gaga song, Fernando, well it's Alessandra but she mentions Fernando. Think of my uncle every time. She's not talking about Uncle Fernando. I don't double up my associations.

There you go. I couldn't believe you dropped that tidbit on air today. Nanapam. Yeah. Oh goodness me. Had to channel her to guess that tidbit on there today. Nanapam. Yeah. Oh, goodness me. Had to channel her to guess potpourri. How old Nanapam? Well, how, I don't know.

80s? We should get Nanapam to meet Dogpam. Where does she live? Oh, I love that. Should we have a meeting? She's no longer with us. Oh, she did. Oh, this is fine.

Far, like. God, you let us talk about it for a very long time. What, can we have a funeral or something? I feel like we need a, can we have a moment of silence for Nana Pam please? Babs, very inappropriate. I don't know how old she is. That was a long enough.

Not Babs Giggler. I don't know how old she was. Oh, so she's dead. Was that mum's? Oh, hang on, was it Hot Mark's mum? No, they died when I was like five. She would have been so little and cuddly, Nana Pam. She would have been. Yeah, she was great.

Well, how old were you when she died? High school. Okay. What's your pa called? Jack. Did you cry? Because I only call them Nan and Pop. I don't think about their names.

Did you cry when Nan died? I think so, yeah. I can see you being like, no. Is Pop Jack still with us? No. Oh, both. Morgan and I were having a great laugh at your expense last night. Actually.

Thank you. We just do about like, I can't remember how you came up, but I was like, we're doing how like, we all think you're like a sim when you go home and like you just feel like you're in the walls. Plugs himself into the wall to charge. Eep. I actually did walk around the house a few times yesterday. I was like, what am I doing? Mate, we've got a thing. What do you think Shy Guy's doing right now? We've got to get

that text more active. What's Shy Guy doing right now? And you said there's that great photo of your feet the other day. You know, you were sun baking in your garden. Well, you were outside enjoying the sunshine. You and me have got to go to the chemist today, Shy Guy. I'd have fallen mad tired. Well, I'm available after two. Oh shit. What are you doing? We're meeting today. We could take Flo.

Morgan's getting her nails done, which takes like an hour and a half. I think she's just going to cry in her car. So I'll have the baby. Last time we hung out, Morgan got her nails done. Yeah, it was. Oh, there you go. She's the only one she trusts to come and- Yes, she said the nails person is very good, good but very slow but does them in a proper way.

You know what we should have squeezed them on? I was about to say biab. Is it biab? It takes forever. It's one nail at a time. It's meant to be better for you? It is better for the nails but it takes forever. You just hope your nail tech has good chat because you're sitting there for 90 minutes.

Yeah, it takes a lot of time. Is she a nail girlie? I didn't know she was a nail girlie. She's not allowed to be with her job but now that she's on mat leave... She's got a lot of time. Is she a nail girlie? I didn't know she was a nail girlie. She's not allowed to be with her job, but now that she's on mat leave, she's- She's got a year of nails. It's ridiculous though, right? Then she shows me her phone and she's like,

she can't click anything. Oh, cause she got loggies. Yeah, and I'm like, why do you have those? God forbid she needs to type on a keyboard. I hate that clickety clack. How do you wipe your ass? Exactly what I said, like how do you get deep in there? How, are your fingernails really involved with your asshole?

No, no. You're just sticking your finger up your butt hole. You get some scram, you've got- You get some scram, you've got- Hey Babs, you don't know what people are into, okay? How are your fingernails really involved? Yeah, I was going to say, you're just sticking your finger up your bum hole. You get some scram, you get some scram. Hey Babs, you don't know what people are into, okay? How's she going to flick her bean? No. So she's got you fooled, doll. Tony, I've had my nails done.

Oh, I forgot to tell you, I'm out of the desert. Yay! Did you feel it? It was Friday. You know what? I didn't feel like it needed to be asked because there wasn't energy. There was a change? And there wasn't energy. There was a change. And it wasn't long weekend energy. I was going to come in on Tuesday and I was like, oh, I don't know. Yeah.

How do I look guys? He hasn't jerked off. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. God damnit. Babs goes, Babs goes, something's different about you. No it's not.

Your undies are fitting better. Your balls aren't. Huge and big. Your undies are fitting better, your balls are huge. There's a guy about Jim who, like his mood had significantly gone up and he's got this new like, it's kind of, I can't say too much about him, including his personality. Basically he's got a younger housemate, he's a bit older, this younger housemate and him are housemates but they're hanging out with their parents on the weekends and they've got a bit of benefits going on.

I mean their bedroom doors are opposite each other on the corridor. Exactly. Anyway, his mood since he comes into the gym is significantly peppy. Was he a bit of a thunder cloud? Yes. So you saw a dramatic shift? And I don't reckon he was getting much. And now it's like-

Because he's single, a tart on the app, tart on the- A bit older too, and she's a little bit younger. And now, my God. Does she also train with you? She trains at the gym, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah bit older too and she's a bit younger and now my god. Does she also train with you? Ah, she trains at the gym. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So you knew they were not together, but living under the same roof? He's sort of spoken to me about it because he introduced her to me and they were going to groceries one day when I saw them at the supermarket. I was like, what's going on here? Ah, all right. This is a fun game. Do you remember when I came back from Mat Leave and we played, can you pick when my period restarts?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you had the shark alarm. Yes. Do we do who banged last night? And if you can pick it, obviously you say Dukkow. But I'm out. Okay, you can be jerk off. Hey man. Did shark go wank last night? All right, did you get your balls drained last night? Yeah, the drainage. And we say Dukkco, did you? And you obviously will be honest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If we're wrong, we get punished. Yeah, okay.

And if we're right, we get a reward. What's the reward? Great question. We can work this out. If you're wrong. Because we can't just come in every day going, last night, last night. If you're wrong, you need to buy the entire team coffee that morning. Love that. Because that shoots the stakes.

Exactly. And if you're correct. Habs is like, I don't want to go get coffee. Yeah, I'm poor. No, no, like you're the transport. Yeah, you're physically, yeah. We'll pay here. I stakes. Exactly. And if you're correct. She's like, I don't want to go get caught. Yeah, I'm poor. No, no, like you're the transport. Yeah, you're physically here. We'll pay here. Whatever. Don't ruin our fun.

It's not bad. Because every day I'm going to come in and go, Babs did you have sex? I'm like, ahhh! She's never going to tell us though. That's the thing. Well, what if I do? Do I get something?

If you do tell us. You can't lie. No, no, so that's the thing. But if I actually answer honestly. No, no, no. That's the reward for us. What you how you get rewarded is if comes 10 a.m. Oh, yeah. No one notices. Then we haven't claimed it.

Yeah. You then go times up, bitches. Ding, ding, ding. I fucked last night. Yeah, yeah. And then what does she get? What do we say on air? What do we say next? We can't say like. Yeah. Do we play? You're not going to like this. Because what do you get after you've

had a great session you get a bit of a glow about you yeah do we play Jessam our boys glow I kind of don't mind that because it's so we get our Australian music quota up exactly you should let me glow baby just let me know. Oh, Vanessa Amaroffi. Oh, Shine by the Light. Let the Glow. Like Shine, Jesus, Shine. Love that. But your girl Vanessa has a song called Shine. Does she? Does she? Does she? Does No have one too? No, that's Drive. Is it? Oh, no, I don't know. Let's Drive!

Yeah, it's Drive. Yeah, it's Drive. No, Babs is right. Yeah. I thought so. What? Yeah. It's not active for the current station. Give me two seconds. Drive look at all those shine songs the sweet straight band Babs you'd like them oh yeah Mondo Cosmo I know this one I like this song yeah where does he say I kind of don't mind that cuz it's nozzy like if there's a shit so how does it is it go you got a shit I'm just singing drive. Lift is what you're at now. Shine, drive, lift.

You love the one of course. You're a Komski mashup in this one. Do we go that? Do we go like, oh my God. Should we also do a nullsy round for Friday Bangers? I think so. I think so. Yeah, I think so too.

Anyway, okay, shine. Do we say, Ducco, you gotta shine about ya. And if I do, if I do, I go, you're correct, play that. And you buy me a coffee? Is that what we, how does that work? But you shouldn't be punished because you got something. No. You've got to be punished if you-

If I didn't though, if you go, you had a shot at me, I go, no, I didn't, you owe me a coffee. I go, yes, I did. And the whole team gets it. Um. Yeah. I want to be rewarded. Maybe the reward is just the song.

The glory. Yeah. And the glory. But if you prematurely shoot your shot, you get punished and you have to buy... We bring back the jar maybe, it's a... Oh, is it a gold coin donation? A fiver? Babs can't hold that. Yeah, holy shit.

And I'm about to rent her to pay for it. How good are your negotiating skills? My rent's going up $20. Yeah, we heard about it, multiple designs. All right, let's workshop that. Okay, Sean. Or maybe it's just glory. If any of the rice cookers are listening, if you're still. Yeah, we heard about it. Mobile Design. It's full time. All right, let's workshop that. OK, Sean.

Or maybe it's just glory. If any of the Rice Cookers are listening, if you're still with us, you can send in options. Or a song that you might think is better. Because it's got to be subtle enough that you know. We've got Shine by Nolsy, Glow by Jess Malboy. I don't want anything that's explicit about Rootsch. I don't want to nurture him. Shout to the Lord that. I'm not mad about. You know, I love't want anything that's explicit about Roots. I don't want to church him like shout to the Lord.

I'm not mad about, you know, I love shout to the Lord. I told you about Jess LaFontaine auditioning for Australian Idol with that song. It's a hell of a hymn. Great track. Anyway, we'll work on it. Rootin' shootin'. So, okay, so for shot. What about the rice cooker who sang, we come to the table of, cause of the Lord can you find her Babs maybe Come on Eileen! And then we'll go, come on! Bass! Or jazz! Or dark art! Did Jethro come?

No, no, no, no, sorry. Doesn't work. Too many syllables. Come on Eileen is great. That's a bit of fun. Or Come As You Are by Nirvana. What was that? Come As You Are?

Who's Come On Eileen by? Um, the Dexter's... Maybe Don't Play The Wiggles. Isn't it like The Pretenders? I don't think I have it in the system. No, Dexie's Midnight Lies. Oh wait, Come On Eileen. Well done.

I wonder if it's actually... No, it's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. The Dexter's... Maybe don't play the Wiggles. Isn't it like The Pretenders? I don't think I have it in the system. No, Dexys Midnight Rattles. Come on, Eileen. Well done. I wonder if it's active.

I've never heard that before. Really? Obviously know the song very well, but never heard Dexys Midnight Rattles. Here we go. Here we go. Okay, so we go, hey Babs, did you... Babs! Chetro! No!

Try it with me, try it with me. Ready? Hey, hey, hey, Ducco, you gotta pep in your step this morning, brother. Did you? Dup Morgan? Yes. Full workshop that. That doesn't really work.

Because also, if I just throw that out at 6.10, you need to be ready on your buttons. Like that's too hard. I need a button on my side just for that. Can we get these buttons working first and then we'll look at getting you some buttons. Hey ducko, is my fader up? You can just go, hey ducko, I'm feeling like I need a bit of Eileen. And I'll go, oh, oh. Okay, so it's Eileen the co-

Okay, you go, I want to, Shy Guy has been looking happy today. I have a feeling Shy Guy had a... And we just play it. Yes, I need Eileen. Show me your right hand. I'm left handed. Chafed. Yeah, but you gotta, you gotta change it up, don't you?

God, this is going road. Make sure one forearm doesn't get bigger than the other. Do you change up your arms? Uh, I mean I am ambidextrous in that department but I'm a season pro. He can do both. Yeah yeah. Well also you get a curvature otherwise as you know. And one big forearm. The lean yeah. I don't have a curve. What? TMI. It's cause it's so long that you just. That's right. Anyway we're done here. Whatever illusion you want, that's fine with me. We're done here. What are you doing?

You doing a fire dance or something? Hopefully you enjoy the show. So I need Eileen. Listen out team. You can always text us, I need Eileen. And then we'll call you back. Or I need Gru. Tonight we still the moon!

We come to the table of the Lord. Enjoy the show! Halfway through the week team, welcome to Wednesday. Felt very good driving in, Ducco. Felt easy, didn't it? Before my little tushy warmer had actually kicked in, I was quite uncomfortable. And then I went, hang on a minute. Hang on. It's dips day, which means it's Wednesday.

We're halfway through the week. Ah, makes it so much better. Monday public holiday. Yeah. Feels very nice now. It does feel very good, doesn't it? Yeah. It just makes this cold weather we're having a bit easier.

Couldn't agree more. Takes the chill out of the air, if you will. It really does. I'm nice and toasty now. Yeah. How are you my friend? Good. Yeah going well. Thought of your mum last night when I saw a question in the trivia I was hosting that said St Anthony and that's her famous saint. That is her, it's not even just like her favourite saint. I don't think it was real. The phrase is that's my guy. That's my dude. Like, my mum was raised Catholic and certainly does pray and I don't know, last time she went to church though, but she genuinely meals at the altar of St. Anthony.

Hilarious. He is the, I shouldn't know this much about him, Ducco, but I do because she talks about him so much. I thought he was fake and made up. What do you think? As in she just picked a random thing. Yeah, yeah, because that was just her thing. Nah. St Saint Anthony is the

patron saint of lost things. So he does have quite of a cult following. You can't find your car keys. Put a quick prayer into Saint Anthony. But my mum has now taken that to extreme. Anything she needs, wants, desires, any hurdle she's up against, she prays to Saint Anthony and he gets credit beyond all else. Not the manpower behind maybe solving her problem. No, no, no. It's because I prayed to St. Anthony. Some people like the Pope. It wasn't the Pope! Yep.

But she's a big St. Anthony girl. She's a big, big St. Anthony girl and you happen to have question 14. That's someone who painted St. Anthony. Someone who painted St. Anthony and I was like, he's real. That's like the temptation of St. Anthony or something. I sent a photo to you and your mum and your mum replied straight away. Mum, mum was like, it is a sign. Yeah, from above.

From above. I thought you were going to say, because you bought a box of Weasbars or something. But no, just that. Just St. Anthony. It was just St. Anthony in the room. So I thought that was nice and funny. She would love that positive association. Yes, think of me when you think of St. Anthony. Yeah. Put me in the holiest of circles.

Makes me want to find my own Saint, you know what I mean? Just, you know. Really? Saint Nick is, is St. Nick Christmas? Now that's a great question. I actually don't know St. Nicholas, what that's got to do. I don't know. We'll find you the right patron Saint. Yeah. I just need someone. You need someone. Are you over there Googling St Saint Nick, shall I go?

What is he the patron? We've got two producers here. What? Are you two teaming each other? She is there. They definitely are. What were you- I'm- no, we're not. I'm trying to do that. Sprung. Sure. Saint Nicholas? Saint Nicholas is strongly associated with the Christmas season particularly due to the popular image of Use your words mate. You're on it. I'm gonna give something up. Oh What are you gonna give up? It's St. Nicholas What is going on over there?

Yeah, for young listeners Oh Jesus Anyway, he's done his codes recently Anyway, do you want me to ask my mum? Yeah, yeah. Ducko wants a patron saint. Yeah, we'll find someone. Who should he find? Oh no, but she's just going to push Saint Anthony on you.

Maybe she wants to share him. Oh, that's true. He's already overworked. Yeah, yeah. Every Catholic in the world praying to him to find stuff. We'll find you your own saint. Okay. Do you have one?

I do not have one. Granted, my, you know how we've done confirmation, where you pick a saint to take their name, my saint was Saint Anastasia. But I cannot tell you what she's the patron saint of. I just liked the animated film, Anastasia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I imagine a few people have done that. I've asked your mum what your confirmation name was.

I can't remember. Do you want to have said Michael? Oh, she'd make it up. She'd make it up. She had no idea. Who would know? Anyway. I've inadvertently named my daughter after a saint.

St. Lucia is the patron saint of the blind. Really? If you would like to. So there's a saint for everything. 100% there's a saint for everything. Yeah, I didn't realise that. Yeah. Everyone back in the day was getting canonised.

Oh, you did a good deed. You can be a saint. Can I be a saint? Look, there's a huge gap in the market in the saints' space. Saint Ducco. And then the children of the future might pick Ducco. Yeah, Saint Ducco. As their confirmation name.

The question is. What am I saint of? What are you saint of? The patron saint of all things that fly. Quite, quite. I like that a lot. Yeah. The flying V.

The flying V. Oh, I like that a lot. Yeah, that'd be good. Surely there's a gap there. There'd be no patron saint for all things that fly. I'm Googling. Very good. Read it out this time out loud.

St. Joseph of Cupertino is the patron saint of aviation. Yeah, but aviation, that's man-made flight. I'm wings. I'm purely, I'm my nature. Including pilots and astronauts. There you go. Oh, birds, you're good. Birds, you're good. St. Tucker, the patron saint of all things in fire. How do we submit you? Can you get Leo on the phone?

We need to write to Leo. Let me just see if there's one for birds first. Oh there probably is. Oh yeah, St. Francis of Azeri. Stuff you Francis. Azizi? Aziza. St. Francis of Assisi, he's a big one. Assisi. You can't usurp Assisi. What? Oh, his time's done. All people need to change. All good things come to an end. All empires fall. He's up there just relaxing going, cool, I'll be known for the rest of history. Hang on a minute, there's some young buck trying to come for my title.

Who wants me? Wants me birds. Although he does all animals and the environment, so maybe you could just steal a small portion from him. Yeah, I just want birds. I just want things that fly. Selfish, Assisi. I'm not asking for too much.

That's a big portfolio. Can we get him on? Her day's already swarmed, mate. Yeah, I know. She's got to do the live reads. And we have the diary coming up this week. We do. You don't need her to print something again today. She does not have the diary coming up this week. We do. You don't need to print something again today. She does not have the capacity.

Sorry Babs, are you all good out there? Yeah, I'm fine. You can focus on chasing down St. Francis of Assisi, please. All right, my list. How do you say he's last though? So no, of Assisi is the region he's from. You're not going to believe it, where I got a coffee from yesterday with my mum, we started talking about saints. You're not going to believe it.

And she literally said, I'm from Assisi with St. Francis. This is an unbelievable coming together of worlds. Shout out to Aliva who I met yesterday. It is, where's Assisi? Central Italy. It's in the region of Umbria. I'm going to take that little, he's probably got a small pecker. Cause we know Italian peckers are shrinking.

Don't get saints offside. I'm coming for him. Cause I got the birds baby. I got wing power. You're going to have to fight him to take the portfolio. There's not going to be a battle of words. It's going to be a battle of fists. So, good luck.

Thank you. Thank you everyone on this journey. I look forward to it. Big show. Alf Vox, your chance at $10,000 coming up. 630 and eight. Call of Fame, 500 bucks suspended. Anaconda. Hell yeah. Sugar dips. Maybe you've got of fame, 500 bucks suspended, anaconda, sugar dips.

Maybe you got some saint facts you wanna spit at us. Oh yeah. 13, 10, 60, anytime you want. What do you wanna be a saint of? Yeah. Yeah, 13, 10, 60. If you could be a saint of anything, what would you choose? Yeah, yeah, just anyone who would come for the birds.

Saint of beer, saint of keg beer. Oh hello, I'll be the saint of Prosecco, thank you. Yeah, that's not bad. That's not bad. Prosecco, oh, I couldn't think of enough words to go with hello! I'm with the Saint of Prosecco, thank you. See, that's not bad. That's not bad. Prosecco... Oh, I couldn't think of enough words to go with it. Okay. Prosecco lady, Prosecco... I'll take it.

Anyway... We'll workshop that. It's been a great start. I'll go to Germany next. It's been holy. Yeah, it's been very holy, hasn't it? Jess and Daco. Jess and Daco.

Ducking over to Germany! Lovely to be here. Good to be here with the team. There's a local German politician making waves in the political landscape. And a copping backlash from fellow German councillors. You can't be having that in an election year. You don't want that. Nah, you need positive press.

After he stripped naked and called on residents to join him on a swingers trip in France in the sake of politics and for his city. Hang on a minute. This is your kind of polly, Dukko. You love this. Put your body on the line. Julian de Ferret, a councillor for Mannheim City in southwest Germany and a representative of local political party Die Mannheim. That sounds good. Feels aggressive. It does feel a bit aggressive. I also did say it fairly aggressive. He could be Die Mannheim.

Still feels aggressive. It's the die part, that gets me. I was like, there's something not sit, it's the die part. He said the eight day trip to a Swinger hotspot, which is in Cap-Diage in the south of France. Are you familiar, I'm sure. Obviously, I've been there plenty of times. In fact, I grew up there.

Know it, like the back of your hand. Yes, I do. That's where I first met Shy Guy. Of course, that's how you're connected. That's how I knew the rumors were true. Look at Bigfoot, Look at him go. He entered the room before he entered the room if you know what I'm saying. He sends it in like a submarine with the thing that pops up.

The scope. He sends it in the room to just check out what everyone's doing. And then he comes in. It's the hunt for Red October. Shy everyone's doing. That's you. And then he comes in. Bing, bing, bing. It's the hunt for red october. No it's not. Shot eyes here. Shot eyes. I'm just a chipilata down a hallway and shot eyes there.

Bing. Keep going. South of France. Bing. He went to investigate how to become a global hub in nudist and sex tourism because this is a swing a hotspot so it's an eight day trip. Apparently every year eight days swing us from all around the World will go to this place in the south of France just strip off and just have a phone in a locker

Exactly go for have an orgy have a nice Germany where this is how I'll get some fans on side. Yep. Take them with me Yes, and if I get the council's to come with me So I'm gonna get up he stood naked in poll in the Parliament held up a sign saying let's go Here are the dates and covered his weenie with the sign. Wow. And everyone obviously copped a lot of backlash. His Kransky if you will. His Kransky was covered by a sign and he copped lots of backlash and attention from his councillors saying that it was disgusting what he's doing and he can't force them to come on a seven day swing his retreat and he's saying this is purely this is purely in the name of tourism for my region. He's not saying

I'm forcing anyone. Exactly. He put the dates up if you're free if you want to come. If you get the time off work. This is where I'm gonna be. Like you said above and beyond he's putting his body on the line. Absolutely. He said he's doing how much revenue that Cap-de-Arge in south of France gets every year. No one goes there until they do the swing. That town can live off this. Is he pitching for should we put this in Dimanheim? Correct. Oh, come see how good it is.

So let's go see what it's like and then we can get our own in Dimanheim. He's just doing market research. Exactly right. Instead of just trying to implement something that he's not tasted himself, he's like, let's go. This could be great for the local economy.

Why not do it? Unfortunately, has he been kicked out of office? Well, he's called for curious and open-minded citizens and fellow office people to accompany him on the trip. Being curious. It's 2025. If the brother wants to get naked in parliament, take some people with him. You know, it's like us being in a staff meeting here.

Shy Guy gets our bing. Well, shy guy's got a two to three hour all staff meeting here Shy Guy gets our BING! Well Shy Guy's got a two to three hour all staff meeting today should he implement this strategy at the meeting today? Go in and say hey guys! Not with the company who's at this meeting. You are so excited for this meeting. I know you're so excited. It might be a good opportunity. You and Babs can do it. You and Babs can get there and go join us! Yeah this is what we're doing for the economy. Yeah we're going to the Blue Mountains together to get there and go, join us! Yeah, this is what we're doing. Nuders. For the economy. Yeah. We're going to the Blue Mountains together to get naked. What? And you know what the best way to stay warm in chilly temperatures?

Yeah. Huddle nude. Aww. That's a thing. I saw that on a movie. Without a paddle? Without a paddle. Great movie. Yeah.

Absolutely. For the crudes or something. Yeah. No, there's no nudity in the crudes. He says in Cape De'Age, sex on the beach is taken literally, and anyone who's always wanted to shop naked can. You can even have sex in public. Wow. Apparently the locals in this place in France hate it every year it rolls around.

Oh no, okay. We don't want to be upsetting no locals. Maybe we need to find a new place. How's this so? As of May 16, 75 people expressed interest in the unique holiday. 22 people, including 14 men and 8 women, confirming their place. So we must have put it out to the public. Like in the German... Yeah, in the German, yeah. So he's got some backing. So he's put it out there to the entire Germany.

He got 77 bites and out of those 77, 22 people are coming. See, this is that classic thing. The loudest voices complaining get all the traction. So true. He's got support. So true. People who want to come on this journey of their own free will. Of their own free will. Of their own free will.

Oh my god. So remember that name, Julian Ferret. Alright, he's gonna change the world, Julian. One step at a time. Jess and Ducco. I'm embarrassed, man. Here we go. I'm embarrassed and I'm hurt.

And I'm like, I'm never doing anything for anyone ever again. You're so good because yesterday, Shy Guy, I had to bring Shy Guy and Babs in on this. So yesterday after, we had our meeting after the show. And then I was like waiting to leave wait for Jess took too long So I'm just gonna go I sent her a text saying I think you're doing a poo I'm leaving and then Jess didn't reply to me for like an hour and she was sorry I was just doing a meeting or an interview with a uni student for their assignment Dave, doesn't matter whatever Yeah, Dave student

And then she was very flustered and angry. I was hurt, shy guy. Babs, I wonder why you're still here. Cause yesterday you walked around and we thought you were gone. Oh, you're still here. Daco, the shock when we are here. Yeah, I know. You need to agree it is an anomaly.

It was like I caught them banging. I know, I know. The two Sims start malfunctioning, don't they? They're just like... Babs' eyes, like a deer in headlights. when I come around the desk she went, what are you doing here? I went, am I allowed? They get awkward don't they?

It's like they take their skin off once we leave and they can just breathe. You know like, enrol Dal the Witches where they can finally breathe and take off their heads. Sorry Jess, that's just far too niche. Anyway, we're at the same page. They freaked out. Yeah, they did. But yes, last week, Jess and Ducco on Instagram, it's always open.

Whatever request or tidbit, slide in. Young lady, let's call her Joanne. Joanne DM'd us, Ducco. Hey guys, I'm doing a radio media course, a TAFE. And for one of our assignments, we need to interview someone in the industry. Would either of you have some time to talk to me? Oh, she did it to Jess and Ducco. Correct. I didn't know this.

And I saw it. Well, I saw it and I went, Oh, hang on, hang on, hang on. What? I saw, well, heyit, it's Jess here. I'll do it. Hey, man, you've got a seven week old. I was like, I don't want to put this on you. What do you reckon, Joe guy?

What are you saying? It wouldn't have been cool if you'd done it together. I didn't even know it came in. I just met her saying he would have got her application on her. I thought this message just came privately to you. No, no, to JT. I just saw it and went, hey, Joanne, sure. Tuesday. You just didn't tell me about it. And there was no message about this at all.

I didn't want, I didn't think it was that big of a deal. No, well. So I saw it and went, sure. Sorry, did you want to do it? Anyway, continue. I thought you were busy. So I've said, sure, Joanne, how about the 10th of June, 10am, will that work for you? She went, that would be amazing. Thank you very much.

She said it'll take 10, 15 minutes. I went, no worries. Like, we've got the grandparents on a Tuesday. I knew I was free. Anyway, over the weekend, didn't hear anything from Joanne and I was like, I'm not setting up a Zoom. To be honest, I don't know how to. So I messaged her Monday night and said, Hey, did you still want to do this?

Like I've, you know, cleared some space. Yeah. She said, yes, yes, absolutely. Here's the link. So at 10 o'clock, I went into the boardroom after our meeting and we chatted and it was all very stock standard kind of thing. You disappeared though. Like it was like, you didn't, no one knew you were doing it.

Oh, yeah. I thought you were at home. Yeah. Yeah. You just sort of vanished. Noence to Joanne, I just didn't think that was a big of a deal. No, it's not. To like announce to my colleagues. But you're such a teller, an oversharer. Well, great segue, Ducco. Yeah, maybe I should just be like, this is what I'm, I don't know. I was conscious of the time, so I just went in. It feels like you were hiding it from the team. A little bit. Oh, that's so funny. And me. It feels like a little bit, it was a little bit of hiding going on. To be honest, I was a bit like, I didn't want to make it seem like a song and dance. So it's like, I'm not going to tell you, Hey guys. She messaged it to the team page though.

So you're not making a song and dance. Yeah, true. That's true. I just, I don't know. It felt almost egotistical to be like, Hey guys, I'm doing an interview when it was for an assignment. It felt almost egotistical like, Hey guys, I'm doing an interview when it was for an assignment. But anyway, I do the interview as she said, as she said, it was like 10 questions would take 10, 15 minutes. I was not looking at the time. I was just trying to answer her questions as I do.

Rich in detail. Anyway, she goes, I've got one more question for you. Ask something about my biggest regret or something I don't like that I did. Whatever. Answered. And she hits me with, okay, well I've got other stuff to do now, so I'm going to go. Why did I bother? Did she get any questions in or were you just brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr very stock standard stuff. What did you say? Don't? Well, I think I said like network, like you're a TAFE, use that connection because she went, how did you get into radio? I went not to break it here, but I had no formal training. Yeah. I actually started a podcast with a friend and then we

stand it, got our foot in the door on the street team level and she went, oh, and I said, yeah, some people do degrees and diplomas and courses. Others don't. There are, and some people go on reality TV. So yeah, so she's wrapped you up. So it's very stock standard question. She's wrapped you up. I've got other stuff to do now, so I'm going to go. And I just thought, I gave up my time for you.

Don't hit me with, I've got other stuff to do now. But didn't she say this would be 15, 20 minutes? She said 10, 15 minutes. And how long was it? Uh, I didn't see, oh, it was probably 45. Yeah. So she allotted for X amount of time in the calendar. It's just going and going and going.

Sorry, should I have said, oh, do a podcast, do a call? Like, hello, a conversation is free flowing. Just couldn't believe it. She would have been 20 if she was a day and she hits me with, I've got other stuff to do. How dare she? I text Angus and I was like, I'm so embarrassed. He was like, don't be embarrassed.

You gave your heart and soul. I was like, I did Angus, I did. And she shut me down. Basically, I'm going to shut up. Anyway, so aren't you glad I didn't tell you about it now? Maybe if I was there too, she wouldn't have shut us up because I would have helped. Could have only been longer though. Jetson Ducco in the morning.

Jetson Ducco's 10k Alphabox on Hit. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions all signed with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice if you're unsure of the question. Just say pass, we'll come back if there's time. Stepping up today for 10k, we have, ah, it's Joshy.

G'day, Josh. Hey, young guys. Josh, couldn't be better. We have the opportunity to make your Wednesday pretty sweet with 10,000 buckaroos. How would you spend the money? I haven't been to Mount Panorama for a while, so I thought I'd share the boys a trip to the Patmos 1000. That is fantastic. You'd be popular amongst the boys if you did that.

Yes it would be something special I haven't been for 10 years. Last time you went Joshy were you camping around there or what's the setup when you do go? I was in a hotel on Conrad Street last time but I've camped twice before that. What's better, hotel or camping? What do you like doing more? Hotels to go because you haven't got to pack any crap up. Yeah 100%. Camping sounds fun. Just the running water. Yeah yeah. You know it's one thing to be in a monk's den but after two days you know just get me a running faucet. Yeah just let me go to the toilet in peace. Please. Alright Josh let's get you and the fellas to Mount Panorama. The letter you're gonna work with is N. N for Nissan. Nissan. Okay? Okay.

Alrighty, your time. I feel like Josh has got a good head on his shoulders and he's got great motivation. He's good to go. Your time. We'll start after the first question. Starting with the letter N, we need you to name a country. An occupation. A rom-com. Something sweet. A TV show. An Pass. A boy's name. Nathan. An ice cream flavour. Pass. A periodic element.

Fuck man, pass. A brand. Oh no, Joshy. Did anyone go through to the keeper? Oh yeah, what are you talking about? Ah, Josh, we got ourselves three. Lot of passes though. Josh, what the hell is this?

You got one, two, Josh, we got ourselves three. Lot of passes though. You got one, two, three, four, six passes. So Romcom could have been Notting Hill, Never Been Kissed, Something Sweet, Nutella, a TV show you said The Nanny, could have been You Girl, NCIS. Yeah, let's put it on the record, The. It's The's for tea. An adjective could have been nimble or noisy, an ice cream flavour, Neapolitan, one of the great flavours, an appear out of element could have been nitrogenble or noisy An ice cream flavor near Poletun one of the great flavors and a periodic element could be nitrogen a brand Nike But I think by then we'd given up Josh Mount Panorama had gone to dust Gotta say Nibibia straight out of the gates very good one of the good games wasn't it? One of the great countries Yeah, I know

Look you don't go by empty-handed 100-dollar suspended echo down, you can sleep soundly in the coziest winter bedding from them. So that's all yours. Alright, cheers guys. I'll take a camping with me. Yeah, Joshy! There you go. Thanks for joining the show, legend. Thank you. Bye. Bye.

We do play again, 8 o'clock. So let me leave. Farewell. Yeah, yeah. Ah, just passed. Hey boys, I'm gonna take us to Mount Panorama, but I passed on 6. So, ah well. Angus. On his like, on the list I have for presents that I could get Angus Mount Panorama a trip to Bathurst that is up there I reckon he would love

just feel the rev absolutely park up on the hill yeah real experience drink VB yeah watch the cars go round sick yeah love it up next more chances to get involved with that cool phone 500 bucks suspended and Nakonda yeah we're talking about staring people down in public. Yeah. Who deserves it? Jess and Daco. We're taking you to Hong Kong now because the Hong Kong Health Chief has urged members of the public to discourage smoking by staring down anyone who lights up in areas where it

is banned. I love that. He's like, I've tried the gangrenous foot on the packets. I've tried the ads. We've tried showing like Timmy on the packet who's got emphysema. That's right. We've tried, you know, one, three, quit on all the TVs. What else? We need the people power. We need the people power. Stare them down.

He said, because they've obviously banned smoking in a fair few places over there. Like you can't do it in obviously office buildings. You can't do it inside. But he said to discourage smoking at any time, you need to come out. Lo-Chang Mu is his name. Uh, could be her name. Lo-Chang Mu has their name. Yes. As said. Very 2025 of me, good job.

Just really going through that lens. Absolutely. Has basically said, we can't catch anyone and everyone and the law enforcement are busy, so if you see someone smoking in public, whether it's outside or indoors, whatever, this is like a citizen's arrest. Exactly. It's a citizen's stink eye. Just look them in the eye and stare them down. Do you know what? I think I inadvertently do this because it does feel few and far between now, particularly the analogues. Vapes every second person. Yeah. But when I genuinely smell old school tobacco, I look around going, who dare do that?

It's funny, I kind of respect it more now. I'm kind of like, oh, you're not vaping. They're rare. They're rare like you're done. You're the Adelphoms, brother. Nice. I respect that about a man. I'm so now not used to the smell. Yeah, it's weird. You can sniff it a mile away and it's like, is that bloke serious? Yeah.

We've got a couple of people here who constantly, their all staff emails go out being like, you cannot smoke in the car park. Cause I think now it's undercover, you're not allowed to do it. Even though it's open air and technically outside, open air, all these things. I think I give her the stink eye every time I leave. She hides behind your car every now and then. You know what I'm talking about. She always, I always catch her.

There's always cigarette butts behind my car. I'm like, it just looks like I've been punching Winnie Reds all day. I'm like cute and it's me. There's um, at least the vapes they don't smell. They don't smell yeah, however they're much puffier aren't they? They puff the magic dragon on a vape. Yeah you can really get things. It's like a smoke machine. Yes. So basically this Health Minister is saying to people go up, look them square in the eyes and just stare them down, maybe even shake your head. them. I was about to say, you don't have to say anything but give them a good tsk tsk. I'm not mad, I'm disappointed. Exactly right. So I thought it could be fun on 13 10 60,

you could stare down anyone in public, like if our government came out and said, hey stare them down. This is a people, you know, the action of the people. Action of the people, who would you stare down? And I like this, it could be a group of people like analog smokers or maybe an individual for me and Shy Guy just flagged. Yours would be teens, wouldn't it? Just in general. No, because I'm too scared that retaliate. No, I'm too scared that retaliate.

Unless I was in a car moving very quickly away from them. But I was just trying to have a think about this during the song ducker. And I said to Shy Guy, who would I stare down? And he immediately went, well, don't even try and bring up someone on the road or someone parking. I went, oh no, one of my neighbours, older fellow, drives a Lexus. But he- It's always old people who drive Lexus, isn't it?

I don't think anyone young is purchasing new Lexuses. It's like the Lexuses just market like 80 plus. Yes. So this bloke, we've got a rear to curb parking, straight parking on our street. He will park three meters from the curb. Granted, it's a deep area for sort of cars to park. He's not in traffic. Come further back. You could park, you could, what's that say? You could build the Taj Mahal behind where he's tried to park his car. Because then it takes up the other parks. Yes.

The worst. I'm like, bring the other parks. Yes! The worst. I'm like, bring it back bro, bring it back. In the parking realm, I do do this. Just stare down, parking inspectors. Parking inspectors. Are you happy with your job? Yeah. Are you happy with your life?

You don't have to verbalise anything but you give them a healthy stink eye. People who take car parks and Woolies and Coles, like by standing in them. Oh, like save them. Reserving them. On Boxing Day sales, around Christmas shopping, they get the passenger to stand out there and block the park. I would stare them down. I also don't care for people who follow you in car parks. I understand you're

getting agitated and you just want to park. Please don't follow me like a stalker to get to my car park. It's got to be luck of the draw. You've got to be right there as I'm exiting. Don't follow me around. I don't like that. I've realized we're very much in the parking space and this can be anything. But there's a lot to shun. When you do see someone leaving and you wait and you indicate and they see you

indicate, but they get in their car and they don't have kids or anything and they just take so long to leave. They decide I'm going to send a text. It's like, what are you doing? Or eat their fur. Get out. Couldn't agree more. I'd argue, and now reverse, if you've put your blinker on to go into my park and I'm trying to get the kid into her seat, jog on.

Yeah, yeah. Do not put that pressure on me. When you've got a child, it's completely different. If I have to collapse the pram, put the bags in and get her in her seat, get her a snack for the... Do not be sitting there with your indicator on. Nah, that's... Drive away. That's too much time pressure. I'd extend the stare down. Shy Lord, who are you staring down? People that take trolleys into self-serve. Yeah, okay. Don't do it. We've talked about that on the show. I do that, I do that. I mean... Little mini trolley? I can... Yeah, the mini trolley, yeah, yeah. But the big ones.

If you're doing a 300-plus shot... If you're doing a full weekly shot, nah, go to the aisle. It's hard to find a human these days though. It is because the two humans on deck are doing the three trolleys that have a $400 shop as well. Or just be more organised, click and collect. Oh jeez, he's throwing shade at the click and collect. Hey, you can say whoever you want. Thank you for taking us out of the car park.

Yeah, it was good. We needed to get out of the car world. We probably could have stayed there. We needed to get out of the car park too. Oh yeah, babes, what have you got? People that walk really slow and hog the footpath. Groups that walk three or four across. The worst!

Come on. And they don't move when they see you coming? I reckon it was a hen's party or someone coming out of a pub the other afternoon. And I've net, you know me, not confrontational, but I genuinely wanted to go, ladies, we don't own the sidewalk. Let's push up. Did you do it? Absolutely not, I thought it, but I wanted to.

How dare they? How dare they? 13, 10, 60, the government's mandating staring. Who are you staring at? Who are you staring at? You don't have to say anything. Yeah, yeah. This is great for non-confrontational people.

Fantastic. Just have to stare them down. A lot of stares. Give us a call, we'll get you on that. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. We're talking staring people down in public. That's right, a new order from the Health Minister in Hong Kong. Yep.

The people power. Lu Sheng Mao, which we confirmed is a man. Yep. Lu has come out and since said, look, we can't stop smoking. We can ban it in lots of places. We can fine you if you do the wrong thing. Yep, we can put the packet with Garry with emphysema on the packet and you still look at it or the gangrene. The gangrene foot. And you go, eww yuck, but you still do it.

That's right. So he said if you see someone smoking in public, to government order, stare them down. That's right. Make eyes, lock eyes. I worry though, if you don't stare them down, do you now get fined? You know, are they just fining people left, right and zana? You got to do your bit. Guilt by association. Hang on, you didn't stare that person down. And also, what if you stare them down and they start a fight with you? What's the company going to do then? I don't want to confront anyone, but I do love the sort of passive judgement. Yeah, just staring them.

Just staring them down. Looking from afar. Leslie got in touch. She said, I want to stare down dog owners who let their dogs poo anywhere and just walk away. That is one of the grossest traits. It's not good. You can't do that. I understand. Maybe your dog has done three that trip and you don't have enough.

Stand on that corner I guarantee you someone will walk past. Excuse me. Can I borrow your bag? Can I take a bag? Even take your partner's handbag. Whatever you need to do. Give up a sock! Give up a sock. Whatever needs to be done. Sophia Gontouch said anyone not wearing shoes in public? Oh I'm with that. I'm with that. No shoes in Woolies. I don't know if you and Morgan, I think I might be staring you people down. The Berks? No. Oodies. I hate Oodies. Oh you know that's just at home. That's allowed. Saw a bloke out of his car at Aldi the other day. VB Oody. I went, bro, get it together. What a hero. What a weapon.

The larger gentleman. Looks like there's a lot of fabric there. He's covering a lot. He's probably naked under there. He probably was. And he had a paper bag with his toy in there. I could see kneecap. I think he was nude under there.

Probably the oddest thing is you never wash them because they're so big and they get so heavy and so hard to clean. And in this weather, you're never drying it. So mine's just got like spaghetti bolognese and red wine all down it. But in the comfort of your own home, I can't stare you down. I can wear my ooty naked in my own home with my vb. You do whatever you want in your own home. Yeah. Robbie hello. Good

morning. Babe who are you staring down? The dickheads that stand across the aisle in the supermarket have a frickin chin wag. Oh Robbie and they've both got trolleys. It's like have some social awareness people. How could they Rob? Oh they get a bloody table and sit down at the bar and have a coffee. Yeah I would like, Robbie's got good stare energy. She does but I feel like Robbie you wouldn't be a stare, you'd be vocal. You'd be pretty vocal. What do you own the joint? Get out of my way says Robbie. Well I just accidentally run into him and say excuse me. Whoops didn't see you there. It's a freak country. Robbie's trying to get her cans of sweet corn.

Get out of my way. I like it Robbie good on ya. That is a good one. Yeah that would be a good one they're very frustrating those people. Well they were just not aware. Yeah. It's like babs with the slow people on the on the footpath. They're the worst. They're the worst. When they walk in packs of four next to each other. Oh my god, having a chinwag. Yeah. Hey speaking of being unaware, Shy Guy, it's your cereal next. That's right. Shy Guy did. You were unaware of how to give clues appropriately. It's the premise of the whole game. Yeah. Well today's a good one. Did you go to Aldi? That person sent us a photo. I did not. Okay. There's a clue. Oh so you didn't go to Aldi that person sent us a photo? I did not okay There's a clue. Oh, so you didn't go to Aldi. I didn't go to Aldi

You didn't replenish it. Because you don't want to go to Aldi. No I'm happy to go to Aldi. No, no, no We need to clear what we currently have before we purchase more. All right. Well, you were very worried yesterday We were at the bottom of the barrel. Someone's had a chat with HR finance Jess and Ducco. I reckon producer Shy Guy's having a glass of milk. No, finance. Jess and Ducko. I reckon producer Shy Guy's having a glass of milk. Glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? Shy Guy Dips.

I'm so excited, I want Shy Guy's box. You should be. You're an elite company. Here we go. It is that time of the week and you get to sit back, relax and guess what Shy Guy's been dipping. He loves... I'm a little bit discombobulated, Ducco. Yeah. Cause we're about to do the cereal segment.

Yeah. Shy Guy's walked in with some toast. You can't be having toast! And it's really freaked me out. I'm like, no no, you should have eaten this way before. You're a huge cereal guy. Or waited after. You can't be... He's taken two bites of his raisin toast,

and now he's fondling a box of cereal. I'm wiggin' out! That cereal is getting jealous of you eating the toast. Totally! Yeah. Well that's okay because you win this box of cereal in my hand. Oh you win said box plus fridge bag in it. That's right.

Plus a Jizz Bit. That's right. A bottle opener. It's a great prize bag. It's fantastic. You cannot win these Jizz Bits anywhere else. No. So 13 10 16 we've already told you he did not get it from Aldi. Huge shock. That is a huge shock which I thought we were out of Woolies and Coles but that's okay.

Unless they still lizard outies but anyway. Who's to say? It's irrelevant. I don't reckon they would. No I don't think they would either. Anyway that's another clue. Your first clue today. Yes. The box is blue, predominantly blue. Predominantly that's Predominantly. That's a big clue. He's just giving it away now. He shouldn't have had that bite of toast man. He just wants to wrap this up to get back to his raisin toast. He does. That's all he wants. Wow. 13, 10, 60. The box is predominantly blue. That's the first clue. You do get another clue if you first cab off the ring. Absolutely you do. Okay. Give us a call. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. I reckon producer Shy Guy's having a glass of milk.

Glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? My milk, my milk, my milk. Shy Guy Dips. I'm so excited, I want Shy Guy's box. Wait, stop mucking around. The box is predominantly blue. Yep. Blue box.

Blue box, decipher Shy Guy's clues and you win. A box of cereal, a bunch of JD merch. But the glory. Blue box. Blue box, decipher Shy Guy's clues and you win a box of cereal, a bunch of JD merch. But the glory. The glory. The glory of knowing you speak Shy Guy-ness. You get a supplementary clue being the first caller, good friend of the show. Katie joins us. Hi Katie.

Good morning guys, how you going? Yeah, fantastic babe. What have you got for Katie? Yeah, I'm looking for a specific flavour. Oh. As well as name of said cereal. What have you got for Katie? Yeah, I'm looking for a specific flavour. As well as the name of said cereal. Of course. Katie, that's your weird second clue.

What do you reckon? So we have blue. Normally blue and you're looking for a specific flavour. I'm just gonna go original rice bubbles. Ooh. It is blue. But the OG, they do come in other flavours. Take them in.

I don't know. I don't know. I guess cocoa pops out. I've not had a rice bubble. It's like eating air. Decades. Thank you, Katie. You've knocked out rice bubbles though.

Yes. 131060, if you wanna have a crack, we go to Jackie. Good morning, Jackie. Morning guys, how you going? Jackie couldn't be better the box is predominantly blue and Shy Guy says there's specific flavor which tells us there's multiple. Yeah. But you get another clue babe. They are high in protein, fiber and whole grains. I mean high in fiber is the good the guess there. That is good. Yeah. Jackie. Oh it's totally changed my original guest.

Ooh, you gotta pivot. Pivot, you gotta pivot. No, I can't. Or stick with the original. Come on. Whichever. Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, okay. It is not, it is not, but we're looking for a specific flavour. That's right. Let's remember that all important second we're looking for a specific flavour. That's right. Let's remember that all-important second clue. There's a specific flavour. Rob, hello. How are you going? Mate, we're fantastic. We have the opportunity to get you some cereal for a Wednesday morning,

but you get another clue. All right. Hang on, Rob. Let me give you a clue. There's little, what do you call these, Jase? Chocolatey... Yeah. Bugs? Drops? Drops? Hey mate, it's your segment, come on.

Chips. Chocolatey buds, drop chips. Chocolate chips. There's chocolate chips throughout. Blue chocolate chips looking for a flavour high in fibre, Rob. Uh, um, I was gonna say Oreos, but... It's Oreos do a cereal? I don't know

But they would not be high in fiber No they wouldn't be No they'd be high in fiber Are you locking in Oreos Rob or are you going something else? Ummm... He's just thinking the cereals and he's going down it I'm thinking about it... Ummm... Rice Krispies? Ooooooo

It is not Rice Krispies It's not Rice Bubbles or Rice Krispies. Ooh. It is not Rice Krispies. It's not rice bubbles or Rice Krispies. Rob knows your cereal. It's not straight up Weet Bix. No. Let's go to Donna. Hello. Hello, Donna. Predominantly blue box, high in fibre and cold grains.

Chocolate chips and we're looking for a specific flavour. But you get another clue. Yeah, your other clue, Donna, is that little, I'd say bite-sized. Oh, goodness. Just feed it to Donna. Give it to Donna. Open wide, Donna.

Come on, come on, Donna. Here comes the aeroplane. Open wide. Finger-crossed? Yes. We pick five Wild berries. Donna! He talked- Just think about what's in them Donna.

He talked about the chips! So we go to Amanda. Good morning to you Amanda. Good morning. Do you need another clue Amanda? Donna did all that work. I don't think I do. Thank you Donna. What is it Amanda? I think it is wheat, big bites, cocoa crunch. Yeah!

Donna is going to be kicking herself. Oh, Donna did all the work. There's chocolate chips, there's a wild berry. Come on Donna. It's also apricot. To be honest, I thought it was wild berry to start with. Oh, okay. I see. Oh, well lucky she knocked that out for you, Amanda. Oh, you're a cheeky child. Well, you've just got yourself that packet of cereal, you've got yourself a fridge magnet, a jizz bit. Think of all that fibre coming Amanda's way.

You are going to be great on the toilet, Amanda. But before we let- Don't need help in that department. Did you say you don't need help? Can you speak to Babs? You and me both, babe, regular as all hell. Okay, Ducco, take it away please. Amanda, we need you to say a line for us.

There's a specific line we need, just that line is... Hi, my name's Amanda and I'm so excited, I just won Shy Guy's box. Okay, Amanda, you got that? I don't actually. One more time please, time is money. Hi, my name's Amanda and I'm so excited, I just won Shy Guy's box. You got that Amanda? Yes.

Okay, hold on, rolling the audio, Shy Guy, vibes, here we go, smile there sweetheart, boom and bitchin'. Hi, I'm Amanda and I'm so excited, I just won Shy Guy's box. Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. Hi, my name's Amanda. Just in my name. And I'm so excited.

So excited. I just won Shy Guy's box. Alright, well we take two, here we go, print it and open. Hi, I'm Amanda and I'm... Hi, I'm Amanda and I'm... Hi, I'm Amanda and I'm... Amanda, help me help you. Hi, my name's Amanda.

My name is Amanda. And I'm so excited, I just want Shy Guy's box. And I'm so excited, I just want Shy Guy's box. Alright, here we go, take three. We need this one. For the love of God, the news needs to run on time. Amanda, option. Guys Box. Hi my name is Amanda and I'm so excited I just won Shy Guys Box. Jess and Daco. My wife did something which normally Morgan is the she's the how would I word this in our relationship? Yeah, be careful. No, like she's like the normal one, the rational one.

Yeah, the level headed one. The level headed one, or the one who does the good and whatever. And I'm like the, you know, pushing her off the cliff, edgy bad, sort of like, haha, let's do it, let's go this way. You're the naughty boy. Yeah, yeah. So we got given a gift for our daughter from her grandparents, so the great grandparents for Flo. They gave us, because they didn't know how to start a bank account, they

gave us a piggy bank with school man $51 coins in there. So we wanted to start Florence a bank account and we've given her $51 coins. They didn't actually tell us the amount because me and Morgan were trying to guess for so long and had to wait for them to leave in order to then open it. Piggy bank, it's got the screw. It's got the screw. Yeah, it's got the screw. That is so sweet.

Is it? Lots of coins. But the sentiment. They said like we couldn't, we didn't know how to start a bank account these days and they should have called my dad. He's in finance. He could have set them up an investment portfolio. So this was meant to be like it's Flo's money for her little bank account that we start. They understand it's not going to accrue interest when it's cash. It's only $50. Are these stocks? What are these? What do you want me to do with these? Are you meant to now top it up every year or something? So this is where the debate comes in because I said to Morgan what are we going to do with this? Like are we

going to take this to the bank and deposit the coins? Or are we just going to use them? Do we transfer it? Do we start her the coins? Or do you start the digital? Use them? Do we transfer it? Do we start her own account? Like, do we get our own stocks? How do we want to do this? And we sort of didn't get too far. But yesterday when I got home, Morgan's like,

do you want to go get coffee? I was like, yeah, let's get coffee. She didn't. I see her. She didn't. Open the piggy bank. Yeah. She didn't.

And get coins out of the piggy bank. I was like, wait a minute, that's Flo's money. She's like, well, I mean, we'll pay it back to her. The reason I'm tired and need a coffee today is because of what? Flo's an IVF baby. She cost an arm and a leg. This is her top up paying us back. And I was like kind of shocked, but all parts proud of her in that moment. Like I was like, oh, this is so naughty, but it's so funny. I'm going to need you. So coffee on our daughter. I'm going to need you behind Morgan's back to call the grandparents and record their reaction and tell them Morgan is misappropriate. She's embezzled from Florida. I need you to tell grandma,

I want to see her reaction. They would get so angry. She'll drive back up and give us banking. I joked about saying, oh, so we can use this for coffee or for us or whatever. Oh, no, you don't do that. You don't do that. This is her money. But once again, Morgan's like, hey, we'll still do whatever we need to do with the $50. We'll make sure it gets to her.

No, she won't. But I'm like, I don't mind this. Coffee on the daughter if the daughter's been up late that night. I mean to be fair 50 bucks, that's what three days of coffee. It's like it's not gonna go 30 seconds 10 questions all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer, cannot use the same answer twice and if you're unsure of the question, say pass, we come back of course. If there is time we're playing for $10,000. Our player today is Donna. Hello

Donna. Hi, how are you? Oh, Donna, Donna, Donna. We love all our rice cookers' names, Donna. $10,000, babe! What do you want to spend it on? I need a new trailer for my horse. Ooh, horse float.

Here we go. Yeah, horse float. Yeah, what are we talking? A two-horse stacker, a one, what are you getting? No, three-horse ankle, kitchen, beds, shower. Oh, jeez, you're getting everything. Oh, damn. It's like a full RV for the horses.

Well the horses don't use the kitchen. I would use the kitchen. They're busy with their molasses and hay in the back. Donna, I mean thanks for clarifying, but I wasn't aware the horses don't use the kitchen. A horse kitchen would be fantastic, because they don't have hands. These are amazing horses that Donna's... How would they butter their bread? I don't understand. I don't know how they're turning the temperature on the oven knob

to 220 with their hooves. So you'll use the kitchen, but the horses need to obviously be transported. That's right, yep. Do you only have three horses or do you have like a whole ranch? We've got like nine horses. Jeez, okay. Alright. Horse lady.

Yeah. Well, this is great, okay. Alright. Horse lady. Yeah. Well this is great Donna, that's great motivation. That might be better than people who call up and say I want to go on a holiday. Yep. Because those people haven't won in ages. Wow, they're close. Fingers crossed.

Donna, do you love this show? I love it. Yeah. I love it. Are you a Carol, a Lisa or a Stevie, Donna? Definitely Stevie. Stevie Wenducka, we're soulmates. You thought you were a Stevie, you were me Donna?

Yeah, I was a Lisa. Shy guy, strong Carol energy. Huge Carol. Donna, this is a great omen for you as well babe. Your letter's F. F for float. Oh there you go. Oh perfect. Yep. Should we listen to it in tiny? Geez I could. Anyway Donna there you go. Oh, perfect. Yep. Should we listen to any tiny? Oh, jeez, I could. Anyway, Donna, you ready to go? Fun for everyone.

Okay. Remember when Stevie got chicken pox? Oh, it was a tough episode. Tough watch. Tough watch. Donna, your time will start. Don't roll your eyes, Shy Guy. Your time.

Shy Guy, I just never wanted to quit our show more than just then. We keep saying, let's not be late. Yeah, we're already late. And then you play Saddle Club. We're having fun with Donna. I need to get to know Donna. So when she wins in 30 seconds time, I'm even more elated. Yeah, anyway, sorry Donna.

Donna, are you still with us? You're right. Yeah. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter F, we need you to name a baking ingredient. Flour. A verb. Fanning.

A fabric. Um, cut. A cartoon character. Cut. A kitchen item. Um, a plan. A rom-com. Uh, friends.

A breakfast food. A Um, a... Flan. A rom-com. A friend. A breakfast food. Fiber weenies. An occupation. A deployment.

A country. France. Just before the buzzer? Yeah, I'll take France. Sure. So get yourself five there. F for five. F for five. Weird responses. A fabric could have been fell to cartoon character.

You could have had Fred Flintstone. Fred Jones from Scooby-Doo. Who knew his surname was Jones? Look, you said friends for a romcom. That's a sitcom. So you could have had failure to launch. You could have had friends with benefits. Friends with benefits. A breakfast food could have been french toast look everything

else the answer you got correct as well oh donna you are a delight oh i think really she doesn't go no you don't donna look it's not a horse flow but it is 100 bucks to spend online at eco down under coziest winter bedding for these chilly nights we're having so you enjoy that maybe you can snuggle up bring the horses in yeah make it have a blanket yeah yeah good luck with the flow anyway donna hey thanks for playing yeah thank you and if we didn't get donna on we wouldn't have played saddle club and that would have been one of the great losses but the fact donna brought up horses you were able to do that and we're all the better for it. Shagos having a good day, we're all having a good time.

Such a carol. Just pooh-poohing everything. Hips getting better today. Jess and Ducco. We want to know how much were you quoted and how much did you end up paying? Whether this was for a renovation, maybe a service, maybe a little fixer-upper, whatever it might have been.

Because we're starting a Renault in the next couple of weeks, actually. We've got the date from the builder. Yeah, good luck. Thank you very much. I've never lived through a Renault. I've never been in a home that required one. Neither, but everyone I've seen do it just looks like they have the worst time ever. I know, because whether you can still live in your house while it's being

renovated, that seems like a nightmare because when your kitchen's out of action or your bathroom's out of action or even just the water has to be turned off for 48 hours, you know, even if it's just you, but we've got now the dog, the baby, it's freezing, it's winter obviously. Um, or you need to move out. That's added expense. Where are you going? How are you fitting your whole life into a new place to obviously make space for the tradies, the builders, all that. So we are starting in a few weeks, but the issue is, Ducco, we originally

had one builder. He was a friend of ours and he agreed to do the job for us. Now he didn't specify it'd be mates rates, because let's be real, he's got to then pay all the contractors so it's not like he can give us discounts everywhere. But he quoted a figure. It's not the smallest figure in the world but we went well it's a it's a pretty big job if that's what you're saying it is that's what it is. A few weeks go by he sits us down for a coffee says can I come round I'll bring you a latte. Guys, I'm so sorry. I can no longer do your job. He's pulled out.

He's pulled out. He had a big opportunity. We don't, we don't lament it. We don't begrudge him that whatever. Get a new builder on quotes the same job, Ducco for a lot, lot more. Okay. And we're going, okay, that's how you've quoted up. Maybe Old May was giving us a discount, maybe it was giving us a discount, but we haven't swung one hammer.

We haven't moved out. Yeah, you haven't done it yet. It's already gone up. We've not packed up the kitchen. Yeah. And it's already gone up by a bit. So I just wanted to make myself feel a bit better and put it out to the rice cookers. Yeah, yeah quoted and what did you end up paying? Because as I said, this thing is still six months away from completion. What's the end going to be? Six months to a year away from completion. See, that's the other part, isn't it? We were quoted five to six months. It might be a lot longer. You can even do, how long did the Renault take?

How long, actually? That's even a good one. Yeah, because how long? How long were you out's even a good one. How long were you out? Time wise and how long were you out? Why are we talking ballpark figures here money wise in terms of how much more it was quoted? A bit. Turn off the microphone. What are we talking? A bit.

It doesn't, that's not the point. Are we talking you taking pasta from Adelaide? Are we talking that much figure? So do you remember that? Of course I remember that. Times that by... Oh, okay, okay. I'm going to turn the mics off.

Okay. And then you're... do you want to tell us the price of the entire Rena and then what you're... I'll tell you before and after, like the first quarter, second quarter. Yeah, okay, alright. Okay. D'oh! What?

That's just from, just, just from someone else looking at the place. But now you've made me really nervous, Ducker, because we are now moving in with our in-laws. Bath just spat out her coffee. She could only drink. I'm joking. I'm stressed about my rent going up $20 a week. Jess might be living with you. Not all it's cracked up to be home ownership, Bath. Oh my goodness. $20 a week. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha get a new house. I don't know. I see the argument. I absolutely do see the umber. But we love the area. The

suburbs amazing. Our neighbors are amazing. All these things. We want to be here for 20 years. But with just one child who barely walks, we've already outgrown it. The stuff. You'd be finding this already with God. You had one family member. Forget about it. Your storage is out the window. It's such an adult problem, isn't it? We don't have enough storage. Yeah. Okay. But anyway, that's before we've even picked a wallpaper. Oh my God, Ducco, don't get me started on the interior design.

Oh goodness. This is just materials. They see you coming from a mile away to build. Oh, it's Jess, is it? We'll add the Jess tax on. So one of our best mates is doing the design and she's shown us inspo and I went, I want those tiles, Lil. I want those tiles.

She went, mm. Those tiles, Lil, I want those tiles. She went, those tiles are 120 a square metre. And I went, yes. Isn't that how much tiles cost? And Angus did the spit take like Babs. I went, take that away from her. She doesn't know things. And I went, I don't know things. How much should tiles be?

I couldn't tell you. Couldn't tell me. Exactly. As long as you get some terracotta tiles in there just to match your mum. That's one of our mood board colours. Don't worry. We've got a house mood board. Absolutely.

Sage green, terracotta, blush pink and warm wash. Do you get an interior designer for this stuff? Yeah, so this is one of our friends who's doing that side of it. Interior designer. And then you've got someone. Did you have to get an architect? Yes. So you're an architect, you pay them and then they tell the builder.

Architect, structural engineer, council approval. Is it not a one-stop shop for all this these days? Because we've got a heritage thing on the house and the area. There's something about the shade, because we're going up, the shade affecting the neighbours. We're near a public area, so it's like, can we see into that and can they see into up? Oh my god. So yeah, it's um... Okay, Rano and can they see into us? Oh my god Okay, Renault nightmares 1310 60. I want to hear the blowout I want to hear the blowout to make me feel better. It's very normal in this space

I get it because they're just quoting out of thin air, right? And then they go Oh, this is gonna take a bit longer. I'll charge more How long did it take as well because I reckon you're gonna be longer than six months with that Yes and duck oh How long did it take as well? Cause I reckon you're going to be longer than six months with that. No. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. Renovation Horror Stories, the blowouts, how long did it take? What were you quoted? How much more did it come in at? I know, cause it's one of those things.

It's all speculative, right? Until they actually start the work and deem how much the materials are and what they're going to, how much of that you need. It's one thing to go yeah we'll need X and then when you get cracking you go actually we need Y as well and that's all very, it's part and parcel. It's part and parcel of doing it right? Yeah. But just from switching builders it's gone up. It's gone up a bit. Quite a bit and we haven't even swung a hammer yet Ducco. Yeah. Let alone you brought up a great element. We were quoted five to six months.

We're moving in with the in-laws, which we're very lucky to be able to do. Baby's very lucky you can do that. Very lucky. That's going to come with its own stresses and chaos as well. With the toddler and the giant dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let alone my needs. Oh no.

Oh jeez. I would like a dose of realism. You know what I mean? Do you really want it? No I do because I'm going into this with rose-colored glasses. I've never lived through a Renault, never dealt with a Renault. We're going to see a new side of you I reckon over this coming. Strap in for the next six months team.

People tell me when they've had to live through a Renault, oh we ate tuna casserole every day because it's all we could cook on the campfire stove. I don't like tuna or casserole. I suppose, unless you're not living at the house where the reno's happening. True. You're still going. Angus grew up in a house where they reno'd, granted two boys, but had to pee in a bucket. I said, but what did your mum do?

He goes, I don't know. I guess she peed in the bucket. She in a bucket as well. I don't want to pee in a bucket. I'm a lady. You're, you're still going to your in-laws very nice apartment. Yeah, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. You're not sl to your in-laws very nice apartment. Yeah, I'm just saying.

So let's not. I'm just saying. You're not slumming it. I'm just saying I need a dose of realism because I think it's going to be all hunky dory and I just am worried it's not going to be. Oh, Chrissy, I can't wait. Chrissy, Renault blowouts, what have you got for us? You're the one who's going to suffer when I'm in a crappy room.

Yeah, that's true actually. So you help me. Hi Chrissy, sorry. Hey, how you going? Yeah, I'm a little nervous babe. You've lived through a reno. Well look, and this is really bad because we're actually, we own our own building company. Which is the problem because when we're building for other people, it's great, gets done super quick, you know, everything's hunky dory. But when it came to my renovation, even though we thought it was going to be great because we have our own building company, us kept getting pushed back.

So we would demo stuff and then my husband would be like, Oh, I've got another big job on. Oh, so you fall to the bottom of the pile. Yeah. Literally. So I went without a kitchen for probably eight months. Were you eating tuna casserole on a campfire stove? No, I ended up buying one of those electric fry pans.

Oh, just frying everything. Also air fryers, people, air fryers, come on. I gave away my air fryers too, but okay. It was literally like two bar stools with a plank of wood sitting on top of it. It's the age old thing, like my sister's married to a builder and he does big renovations for bougie houses. Yes. Their house has been getting renovated now for like two years. Oh, God.

Because he's like, you've got to earn the money to pay for your own renos. We have to go do those jobs. And they always, they never finished. If you marry a builder, they're never finished. They're always tinkering. I think a lot of people are nodding furiously at that. Greg, good morning. Good morning. Mine's the opposite. Talk to me. We live in a villa complex on the back of a creek

and we had to get the Gabin and War redone. It was 35 meters of Gabin and War and the council got involved of course and they recommended this company and their crate was $ 318,000. Damn. Whoa. For a fence. No, for a gate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A wall, a wall, a wall. Sorry, sorry. Yes, 318,000. That's not cheap.

No, it wasn't. We thought that was the price because he didn't want to do the work. So we got another quote from two different people and one guy came in at 82,000. Jeez, that's a difference. Oh my God. And they quoted five weeks to do the job and you had it done in four.

Okay, so it went the other way, but you make a good point there Greg, if you don't want to do the job, you just quote astronomical. You just quote really big. And if they accept it, well, I mean pay day for you, but lucky you did your homework. I didn't realise that you could, you know, have such big differences in prices. Because you know, it's what your labour costs. It's one thing materials, right? But what's my time worth versus what's your time worth?

Yeah. Thank you, Greg. Fiona, good morning. Hello, how are you guys? Yeah, good. A little bit nervous ahead of a reno, but have you got a cautionary tale? I've got one for you.

We got told just like you, five to six months maximum, it ended up being two and a half years. We had an IVF baby in that meantime at the in-law where we even had to bath our daughter in the bathroom sink at home because we had no space. Hang on Fiona. We were in a tiny and then the bill cost was just ridiculous. I know, because now you're charging labour for two and a half years. What took so long? See, she's had enough.

She's had a blow out there. No, I need to know. I'm doing a Renault and IVF at the same time is hell on earth. Like, I don't know. That's four times the length of time. Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying. I wonder if that was a COVID thing. Remember when you couldn't get materials?

We couldn't get timber, we couldn't get steel and everything did. So you know, my good mates, Chris and Indy, Bill listeners of the show, they got the chickens, that they had the chickens that live in the house of the Renaults. Absolutely. The ones who were trying to take over the house. Exactly. The coup. They did a Renault and they went overseas and they were quite at the centre of time. Forget that's what gets us the same as us, yeah. They said being overseas for the Renault was the worst thing ever because the builders

couldn't, the time zones are different so they were trying to call them to get things done. It was just lagging. Angus has literally said, I'll be available. We'll be in Milan, but I'll have my phone. I'll get the SIM card. Call me whenever. Are you telling me they're going to be calling?

They're calling all hours and things be going wrong. They need approval. Then you'll get back and they'll be like, oh, it's going to be delayed. Cause we couldn't get approval. Exactly. You were too busy, you know, having a matter totsy. You didn't pick up the phone. Exactly.

Oh goodness. Oh goodness me. I can't, we're just going to put on 20 for you three. Yeah. You're going to have to be, you got a spare room, brother. I do. Come on in. Do you reckon we could, um.

Why not? Let's all bunk in. Yay! Attempting this new quiz. That's right. It's a bit of a challenge that's going around online where I've seen a lot of women do it, but I think the men can return serve any time they like. Women challenging their colleagues in the workplace or their partners to name, and I'm going to say quote unquote, stereotypical lady things,

whether they be products or services that sort of thing and it's just funny to see whether the men know it or not or what they think that device would actually be used for. Now Shag and I thought we'd be pretty good at this I grew up two sisters. Of course you have one. I'm a lady dog baby and wife. Absolutely. I'm ticking a few boxes there. So it'll be interesting to see if you've one experienced or even just I've seen that, but I don't know what it does or what it's called. So Babs and I, you know, working diligently yesterday have compiled eight images for you. Now I think this will work best for the rice cookers, Dukkow and Sjaga.

If you describe to the best of your abilities what you're seeing and then go on to guess what the product is Image number one fellas. How would you describe it Ducco? Hard to describe. It looks fake. It's like a looks it's blue It is plastic. It has it has like pointy sharp kind of arrow things. I instantly I'm seeing a hand at the back I'm I'm seeing something that's cleaning why a shy guy. I was thinking, is it that thing you put on the hairdryer? Oh, I didn't... Oh wow!

That's an unbelie... You're wrong! But you know what I'm talking about! You're describing a diffuser for curly hair! There's no holes in this so that couldn't be a hairdryer. Good realm, buddy! Actually, you know what, it's not the right realm and it's not correct but I just love where he's born. Is it in the, so it's in the bathroom?

Yeah what room are we in? You could take this into the bathroom. You can. I will actually take this onto the couch Babs. Really? I take it into the bathroom. Are we in the wavelength? For the hair?

We're in the same wavelength? No I wasn't thinking for hair. Oh. To get out knots in the hair? I was thinking to get like lint or something off a lounge. It's not a roller. Ducker, you are closer. It is for the scalp.

It is a scalp massager. Babs should use one to stimulate hair growth. We're out of shampoo now. I use it. So you shampoo and then rub it? Rub it in. Well that's what I'm doing, yeah. So yes, I just do it dry. Really? To stimulate the blood flow. I use it. So you shampoo and then rub it? Well that's what I'm doing yeah. So yes I just do it dry to stimulate the blood flow. There you go. Good tips! Image number two fellas. That looks like an embryo. What is that? What the hell does that mean to me?

I didn't know what an embryo looked like. I mean embryos are clearos are clear. That's black. Okay. That's a scrunchie. Oh, no. Is that, that it's a loofah. Is that a loofah thing? It's not. I see what you're saying. Cause it's very- Can we get a better photo?

That's what they look like. That is what they look like. Shy Guy, what did you guess? You put them in your hair. It's like a scrunchie thing. Would you? I'm not going to paste scrunchie. That's a hole.

That is a hole. I wouldn't paste scrunchie, no. It's giving butt. wouldn't you agree? So that fellas is very- Yeah, it sounds like a butt hole. It's a butt hole. Is it a, um, uh, no, I don't know. But you stretched it out, right?

I thought scrunchie would- would- sounds good to me. So it's very commonly used by flight attendants. You would put your ponytail through that hole, wrap the rest of your hair around to make a bun. Yeah. That's scrunchie? That's scrunchie. No. That's what he meant.

No. That's what I reckon. That's a point to ask. No, a scrunchie is like this to tie your hair. If you had that with like, 4th of July. You need to show me a photo of that in action. Okay. I need to see a photo of that.

You would have seen a flight attendant. They make like a donut bun. Oh yeah. Can you picture that? I mean to me that's scrunchie. It's still scrunchie to me. Okay. I appreciate your... No. That's not what it's called. Are you picture that? I mean to me that's still a scratch. Okay, I appreciate your... That's not what it's called. Are you impressed though?

I am impressed. That is a plush bun donut. It's a poly pocket. Oh wow. You didn't even think about it. Excellent job. Did your sisters have those growing up? I don't think so. I don't think they did. Just remember seeing them in the shops. Or an analogue Tamagotchi. Sure. Now image number four fellas. Geez. Describe what you see. I don't know how to describe that. It's like, it looks like flowers. Wooden flowers? They look like wooden flowers and there's four of them.

How big are they in real life? Is this like the scale? That would actually be the scale wouldn't you say Babs? Yeah. I wouldn't be concerned too much with the colour, Ducco. Or how many there is. Or how many. Are they flowers? That's just the shape that they've chosen to cut. Are we getting really bad photos for these things? I've learned the photos.

These are! Do you put them in your hair? Sorry, I wasn't going to go buy all these products just to have them in the room. You do not put them on your hair, but they do go on a body part. Nipples. Yes! They are nipple covers. Okay.

Right on. If it's a chilly day and you can't wear a bra with your outfit you might put a nipple cover on. They look wooden anyway. Image number five. Is that fruit? Describe what you're seeing. It looks like a fruit.

It looks like a closed off fruit. What are you seeing there Shy Guy? It's green and it's closed off. Looks like a lettuce of sorts from the family of lettuces. So this isn't... is this a food item? It is food. Is this notoriously food that ladies eat, is it? No, it's just something I didn't think you'd know. Artichoke?

I know what it is! What's that got to do with... It's well the challenge is things you don't think your men will know. I didn't think you'd know what a whole lot of chocolate would look like. I thought it was just all lady things. Pass, that's the point.

Do you want the point or not? Yeah, we're a team here Duncan, we got a point for that one. Image number six. This is what you put under your cheeks. It is not. No, you put them under your... Under your what? Under your breath. You do not.

They look like it's like a clear jelly. I thought it might hold them up. Yes, describe for the rice cookers. It's a clear jelly looking thing. They've got waves throughout the middle of them. Is that a sticky thing? It is. Do they stick on? Yes. Are we talking nipples again? No, only one nipple challenge in the images they do stick on where do they stick on? Your bum. What? They look like bum. They look bum cheeks. I was going to say their face cheeks. Why do we need stickers on our bums? It's throwing me now. Where do they go? Babs where do they go? On your ankles. On like the heels of your feet. My socks have these built in. That's right. For some cushioning. Is it like an orthopedic?

Yeah. If you've got uncomfortable shoes. Okay. How dumb am I? Yeah. Image number seven fellas. That is a, was a white, looks like a matchstick on someone's arm. Yes.

It's an Eden lollipop stick. It does look like a lollipop stick. When I challenged my husband, that's exactly what he said too. It is not a lollipop stick it does look like a lollipop when I challenge my husband that's exactly what he said okay it is not a lollipop stick oh yeah the artichoke was the only food yes yes it is does it belong inside is it a rod yeah that's what they look like that's what they look like I thought they what they look like. I thought they had like a Tesla logo. No, you're thinking of the eye you did. Don't do that action on me!

It looks like a stick. It does, it does look like the end of a chupa chup. And that's where it goes, right? Correct, on the bar step. And the final image, boys. A bunch of flowers Oh in a bowl looks like a like a freshness. Yeah. Yeah, very grand. Yeah. Yeah Smell like they are for smell. I'm not gonna get the name. What's it called?

People get him at Christmas time put it under the tree. Oh What's it called? You're onto this mate. Come on. Come on, land us in the Hudson baby. What's your nana's name? Come on. Pam. But I don't actually have to. What, your nana's got the same name as my dog and you've never once said that?

Channel, channel nana Pam. Come on. I can't believe that. It starts with P. Oh. For everyone playing along at home, it's a, I guess a glass candy dish filled with dried petals and lavender and leaves and it is for smell.

That's a smell. I know when I was at Maya we sold them as like a Christmas... Petunias. So close. Perch. Poe. Tent. Peri.

That's potpourri. Oh, I thought you could eat potpourri. Do not eat potpourri. That's what you're doing in Anna's place. Well, no, it's not a food, it's for smells. Well, there you could eat potpourri. Do not eat potpourri! That's what you're doing in a nameless place. Well no it's not a food, it's full of smells. Potpourri! That was very... the rod very impressive. Thank you.

Polly Pocket, very good. Artichoke. Artichoke! You got it baby! Jess and Ducco. What a show. I mean short week with that Monday public holiday. We're not just surviving, we are thriving this week. Roos into Thursday.

Feels very good. Yeah, feels nice. If you missed any of it, grab it on Listener. We'll ever get you our podcast, you can get it there. We had a message this morning, Ducco, at 10 to 7. Yes. Someone saying, just catching up on yesterday's podcast. During today's show?

So whilst today's is on, he's listening to yesterday's show. I like that. That's fantastic. He had an opinion about our chat about fireworks. Oh, that was at the very end of the show. Yeah, that's right. Was that in the podcast talk? No, it was at the start of the show. Starting the show or start of the podcast?

No, it was the podcast. It was the podcast episode. I think it was podcast exclusive. Because we're talking about... Fireworks versus drone shows. Yeah, and marriage and weddings and yeah. And how Babs is going to do it when Jethro does eventually propose correct which won't be this summer in Europe cuz she's not going yeah oopsie okay plenty of fish in the sea yeah yeah oh Babs you've been quiet out there today Babs. She has hasn't she? Yeah.

Have I? Yeah just checking in on you. Yeah I'm fine, I'm good. It's cause they've got a big meeting today, the whole company's got a big meeting. Jess and I obviously we've got another meeting off-site. Absolutely we do. But I'll be, we'll be beaming in. Oh I'm still beaming in.

We have the capability. And they've, what have they set up in the boardroom today Shy Guy? Little pads and paper. And Mentos in a little bucket. Oh it's gonna be fun. of border in today's Shy Guy. Look pads and paper. And Mentos in a little bucket. It's gonna be fun. I mean, I love those individually wrapped Mentos. God, they're bad for the environment.

Super annoying. So much packaging. Yeah. But that'll get you through your three hour meeting. Some spearmint Mentos. Yep. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Can we have updates on where I 610? How the meeting went? Oh, I love that. Yeah, cause we'll be there, but we won't be there in person. I'd love to hear it from Shy Guy's perspective. Yes.

Cause you know the way he takes information in, it's very different to the way you and I do. Yeah, but I want to stay at this company, so maybe I don't do that. Oh, geez. You are a company guy. You are. You've always been a company guy. Sometimes. Yeah, that's what I've always admired about you. Exactly. As much as we knock him down, he gets back up and takes another job in a different market.

Are you a one company man? As in, have I worked elsewhere? Yes, I've worked elsewhere. Oh. Oh yeah, that's right. We don't speak about those dark days. They were horrible days, weren't they? Horrifically underpaid at that other place. But anyway, that's a story for another day.

Seems to be a theme with you. Yeah. You've got to ask for what your words tell. Well... How do you go in negotiations? I'm alright, I think. I can't see you being a bulldog. Actually, I was going boss, I don't know.

Can you see him being a bulldog and fighting for... I can see you coming out with something, though, and being like, I want this. And if they say no, you're like, no, it's fine. He rolls in with a team of lawyers, just at a briefcase. I just pull out, see you later. Would you walk away from us? No. Right answer, buddy.

Took a second. Took a second. I gotta think about it. She's the one asking. God no. No, of course not. I love you. I'm happy to be.

No, people have tried, but no. People have tried to take you away? Yeah. Did you know that? Looking at him make himself sound worthwhile. Smart. It's part of a negotiation. So smart.

He's planning to see, you know. He's negotiating right now. That's what all we goshe. So smart, so many of you. He's land and sea, you know. He's negotiating right now. That's what all we have in this game is leverage, baby. People are trying to take me too. You're not going anywhere. You and I are shackled together.

People are trying to take Babs as well. And that ain't a lie. I've got that, that is actually true. We're being too. Well no one's coming for me, so that's why I'll be here, guys. Yeah. All right, we're out of here.

We're back tomorrow. It's Thursday. We've got Wordy Oakey, Adam Elliott joining the show tomorrow. What else we got? Alpha Bucks? Absolutely! What fun to be had, you get involved in the show, you can win the Call of Fame. Wordy Oakey's tomorrow too. He said that. Thanks for charming in Bazz, we did pull you up on it before for not. So well done.

She's that excited for Wordy Oakey. I am! It's because she's got a busy day coming up with the words. Oh, that's right. Anyway, bad day. And the live reads. She's got to submit the live for you. What else is happening tomorrow, Babs? Um.

Say Adam Elliott. Adam Elliott's coming. Yeah, nice. Yeah, good. Say Alpha Bucks for 10 grand. Yeah. Alpha Bucks for 10k. And what's the call of fame?

Yeah, what is our call of fame? What is our call of fame? Um, good question. Are you joking? Anaconda, come on. Sometimes I wonder if she's listening out there. She's not. I am listening. I'm trying to do my library. Well I don't know how you do them because they're live.

Anyway, we're out of here. She's got to get us the scribs. We'll get us the words. Should we go? Should we go? Yeah mate. Bye. The dickheads that stand across the aisle in the supermarket and have a frickin' chin wag. I guess the words. Should we go? Should we go tomorrow? Yeah mate. Bye.

The dickheads that stand across the aisle in the supermarket have a frickin' chin-wag. Jess and Ducko! That was the Jess and Ducko podcast. Pink chicken is upon us with the new McWings at Maccas.