Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Big Wheels!

Episode Date: July 17, 2025

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Delicious Maccas breakfast is available till 10 30 a.m. Frecky comes first. Jess and Doggo. This is the Jess and Doggo podcast. Hi everyone. Oh. Happy podcast. Happy podcast indeed.

Yeah. I am feeling good about this week. I think the Kentucky, I think the Kentucky's just put us in a great mood. Yeah, it has hasn't it. Well, I speak for you, me and Shagah. Yeah, I was gonna say. I don't know about that.

Hey, you haven't given us any brownies yet They're mine. She's eaten them. You shared the pizza. I'm joking you guys can have some. Oh she doesn't want us to have them. Shigar made four brownies that was one brownie each. I asked her two hours ago where they were. Yeah we thought because she offered us the pizza yesterday because you hadn't had that. Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. You guys can have some. Oh no I don't feel like I don't feel like they're ours now. Now that you've asked it feels yucky feels disgusting She's probably spat on it. I just want to have a little bite just gonna want to taste what the Harris farm slash chaga I was brownies what the other day with the Madeline's and then you took a bite and put it back in the box

Yeah, oh see she's punishing you and then that you can't be trusted That well I had one anyway, but just not that one One no, I can't. Why don't you break off a bit of brownie? Yeah, break a bit of brownie off. And that way you can have the rest of the brownie. If only you can spare some. Yeah, I can do that.

I wouldn't trust her. I reckon she's gonna rub it between her ass cheeks. What? That's fine. Could you imagine Babs doing that? Definitely. I can. I absolutely can.

Here I go. Enjoy this, ducker. Ah, you just got Babs' ass cheeks on you. Ugh. Also, I don't speak like that. Yeah, that's my Babs. That was a bang on impression. I didn't know who was talking to him. Let's all try and do a Babs impression. Ah, you just got bad disaster cheeks on you Yeah, that's my bang on impression, I don't know I'll try to a Babs impression. Oh, yeah, that's a bit of fun Try you go Um, yeah, what do. What are we talking about after?

Don't talk to me right now. Don't! Don't ask me stuff like that on air. Shy Guy, don't! I don't know, can you stop throwing at me? Oh yeah, Baz will come in about, mmm, between six thirty, she'll go, Shy Guy, post! Like Mr. G? Yeah, yeah, yeah. about mmm between six thirty she goes Shaga in the post

like Mr G Mum yeah probably some bad hovers out there and I can see her just waiting for Shaga just circling she's like jumping some days like come on come on come on it's cause I'm friggin hungry like I haven't eaten today I'm going home

is it a fun people to impressions of you oh so good. And we're so glad. Wait till we go to your final stop tomorrow. The feast in store for you. In Spagnolo. In Spagnolo. One of the great cuisines.

Yep. Nice work. Thank you. I would say don't have dinner tonight. You're going to be that chocoblocker. Haven't budget cuts hit Spain? No. From my own money. Can't they go bankrupt?

I haven't conquered this. From my own money. I can't actually remember what we're doing tomorrow. Spain? I showed you in the lift. I'm joking obviously. I showed you in the lift. Sorry, I got really excited. You sold me. Yeah, you sold me too. I got really excited. Your acting classes are paying off. Well done to you.

I was thinking tomorrow, because it's our last show for a couple of weeks. We're going through ex professional development. Yes. We should get breakfast. Love that. Not after, during the show, obviously. I love that.

When it's night, fuck off. Not Babs, because she'll be full. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we could, absolutely. We could send Babs to Blue Door. Oh, I think that's a great idea. Vegan wraps for all. Don't worry, Babs, we can pay for you. could, absolutely. We could do like, we could send Babs to Blue Door. Oh, I think that's a great idea, vegan wraps for all. Don't worry Babs, we can pay for you.

Really? Yeah, that could be our little treat. And you too, Shy Guy. Thank you. You mean Jase is gonna pay for it? No, well he's on here. There's no, we blew all the money on Paris, it wouldn't be for you.

Shit, to be honest with you. Oh shit. Let's, I mean we can drill. All we've got for tomorrow's props are soccer balls by the way. No didn't you buy, I thought I saw jerseys. Did you not buy jerseys? I can't afford jerseys.

I thought I saw a red t-shirt. What's a red t-shirt for? A Ferrari. It's the bag. It's the bag. I'm confused. It's the bag, the soccer ball's getting in. Although it's my own t-shirt.

I said we're a two for one deal. They're only 10 bucks. Did you buy three soccer balls? Yeah. Why? I don't know. One soccer ball? I was panicked, okay? You gave me a shopping list. We're all gonna be there and I'll be a soccer ball.

Why are we here, Tate? Hi, I'm in Spain! Because they do soccer. Yeah, I get that, but that was a great three ball. So that was every other place we went to. And they're also the colours of the flag. Oh, that's funny. Oh well, surprise for tomorrow.

Man, I love your attention to detail. Lucky we've got the feast. No, lucky we've got the feast. Lucky there's a brekkie rap from Blue Door coming your way. Do you reckon we can get, is Cristiano Ronaldo Spanish? Is he Portuguese? Portuguese I believe. Nevermind, but we've got a Spain.

Who's a famous Spanish person? Oh my god, Enrique. Enrique Iglesias. Is he Spanish? What about... Ricky Martin I think is Latin American, that'd be South American. Javier Bardem? Rafael Nadal.

Oh Nadal, yeah of course. Fernando Alonso, F1 driver. America. Javier Bardem. Oh! Rafael Nadal. Oh, Nadal, yeah, of course. Fernando Alonso, F1 driver. Yep. Penelope Cruz. Ooh! Not Christiano. Javier Bardem, we said that. What, who?

Enrique Iglesias, yes. Enrique. Elsa Pataky? Elsa Pataky, Chris Hemsworth's partner. Yeah. Picasso. Oh, well there you go. Hang on a minute.

Picasso. You should have lent with Picasso. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know he was to go? Picasso. Oh, well there you go. Hang on a minute. Picasso. You should have lent with Picasso. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know he was Spanish. Pablo Picasso. Who? Is that who Pablo is?

Well, Babs. A great artist. Oh my god. Find out. You know my last name is Picasso. Gaudi. The artist, Gaudi. Have you been to Barcelona?

Yes, yes, yes. I have. I've been to Barcelona. Isn't that great, city? I've been to Barcelona. Oh, Michelle Rodriguez from Fast and Furious is also Spanish. Lennie! Lennie! Family.

I think she's American, I don't know if she was born in Spain. Hey guys, we got a B&E update with Nick in 15 days. I sent a text about something, we better not miss this one. We don't have a... A contest, he resigned two weeks ago. I'm in decline. I know, I declined all of them. How do you delete from calendar?

And then I got an email back that says, hi, I no longer work at SCA. Yeah, that's a great idea. Oh, that's a bit of fun. Isn't it so funny? Our boss has declined. He's already declined. He's already gone too. So he's the only one who can delete those in our calendar is the creator.

I think the company leave their email active for a while and then they remove that dust removing calendar. Oh, rice, rice, rice, rice. Rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, months. Slide in. You could intern. Could intern. Does that mean they're not paid? Correct. Oh god. Great for your resume. Hey we can find someone who could intern. Babs, you any friends that would intern? No. What are your young sisters? No they work in the medical field. Oh that's right. What do they do again? What do they want to do? Nursing. Nursing and radiography. Oh radiography is interesting. That's what we were talking about Ducco on that drive. You'll hear it in the show today where Babs revealed,

I don't think I could be a nurse because bodily fluids gross me out, but not blood. But we were saying like, how much are you laughing when you're a radiographer? Oh yeah, no. Do you know what I mean? Like it's so funny. It's a serious job, nursing is a serious job. It's so fucking boring being a radiographer.

That's what we were discussing. We were discussing what makes people just wake up one day and go, oh, I want to choose this job. This job is for me. You know? I have this chat with my barber yesterday. I said, did you always wanna be a barber? He's like, yep, I always wanted to be a barber.

Like literally in year three when they were doing, what do you wanna be when you grow up? He wrote barber. Not a hairdresser or barber. Then barbering wasn't like cool until sort of social media, Instagram, and Peaky Blinders came out, everyone's getting undercuts and shit.

And then it came out and that's when he's like, I was working in bars and then barbering became cool. Like obviously as a boy you've had haircuts your whole life as well, but did he think I'd do it more for ladies? Cause it's a stereotypically female excuse. He did. He's never done it for ladies.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. Interesting. Hang on, so when he, I don't know if you have this information, when he like learned how to be a barber, did he not learn how to do ladies as well? Only trained to do the male,

well stereotypical male haircut. Haircut and style. I thought you had to learn all of it. No, apparently it's like playing rugby union or rugby league. So if I rolled in and said, Brandon, can you just give me a trim? He would go, nah. He would say no, yeah. He could do like a basic one, but yeah. Because I see a lot of men go to my hairdresser and they all like, you know, Lola who was just doing me now does him. I think if you can do female hair, Iola who was just doing me now does him. I go, oh.

I think if you're a, if you can do female hair, I think you can probably tackle male hair. Fair. You know what I mean? But vice versa. Isn't it funny though? I'm speaking purely for myself. I just get a trim, right? So you just got to put it straight down and cut across. The man versions seem a lot more complicated sometimes. Yeah, I would have thought so. I had to shave slash clipper one of my brother's friend's hair.

This is a while ago. Actually, we were in Barcelona and we're gearing up to go to Tomorrowland the following week. And instead of trusting his male friends, he went, you're a girl. You'll be better at haircuts. Yeah. Can you clipper my hair? I didn't realise without one of the guards on that's basically going bald.

Yes. Yeah, that's like zero. He's big sexy. He's kneeling in the shower. I'm standing over him and I went, I can do this. I went yeet right up the back of his head and went, how short did you want to? And he was like, Oh, I don't know. Like a buzz cut, a one or a two.

He said a number. I went, Oh, this is bald. Like I have absolutely fucked. So he had to just go bald. So he had to fully go bald. He was my brother. He might friends anymore. And I often one day, if that's the catalyst, yeah.

Big sexy wasn't even at my brother's wedding. I'm like, wow, that is a, I reckon I fucked him up. He would have gotten no pussy in tomorrowland because of that. No, no. When you're, when you are mucking on with everyone, but when you're introducing yourself as big sexy, but in Tomorrowland because of that. None! None! Then you are mackin' on with everyone. When you're introducing yourself as big sexy but you got a head like that, they're going where'd you get that nickname? Where'd that come from?

You a monk? What are you? Should have worn a hat! That would have been a great suggestion back then Shy Guy. It was about eight years ago. We weren't that smart back then. We live and we learn. Yeah, we live and we learn.

But there you go. There you go. Untransferrable skills. Yeah, and what about doing jobs, various jobs that you just want. We live and we learn. Yeah, we live and we learn. But there you go. There you go. Untransferrable skills. Yeah, and what about doing jobs, various jobs that you just wanna do? Oh, totally. What did you wanna be when you grow up?

Actor. Always wanted to be an actor. Yes. Yeah, always wanted to be an actor. I wanted to be a jeweler. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, I just love playing with... Jeweler?

I wanted to play with jewellery. Yeah. Like I'm not even talking about going and like making jewellery. I meant literally selling jewellery at Bevels. Like I just loved the idea of playing with jewellery all day. What did you wanna do, Shaggy? Don't say I don't know. I'll punch you in the face.

No, it was, I wanted to be in music, but not an artist. Like a producer? Oh yeah. Like a doctor, Dray? Or like a manager. You'd be like a Scooter Braun. Oh. Yeah, like a, like an Ari, but not an asshole.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like an Ari. Well, you're a talent manager. You could be a manager. Yeah, talent manager. I could see you being like in talent management if you stop producing. Like in terms of negotiating. Is he bulldoggy enough? I don't think I am.

Oh. I mean all the stereotypical managers I know are from Hollywood movies and shows. I reckon you could do it. I reckon you could be like, no no, Darko's only gonna do it for this amount, sorry, blah blah blah. Yeah. Like I could. You don't think you could do it? It depends on who I rep.

Yeah, yeah. I think you'd have to believe in them though. Yeah. You know what I mean? You get lucky and just rep just the one person your whole life. You could rep Jess and I as your first two and just see how it goes. We'll give you 10%. Do you know what?

Literally, I don't know how my husband- 10. My husband came home the other day. I don't know what he'd been talking about. I was like, how was your meeting today? He goes, yeah, good. We started talking about you with his colleagues. You need a manager.

And I went, well, cue Shy Guy. Yeah, here we go. Here you go. Management would be good to have, but also you need to earn enough in order for the manager. Cause I went back to Angus. I went, they're taking a snip of what I, I, there's not enough to go round. Yeah. But if you can go above that ceiling, take the cream off the top by all means. Yeah.

Yeah. It really is incentivised work. It is. It absolutely is incentivised work. It is. It absolutely is. I feel like you'd constantly have to be justifying your job though. You would be. You know? Yeah.

Yeah. It'd be hard. I'll take a base salary. Yeah. Bit of job security there for you. Yeah, that's right. You have great holidays. Match your holidays.

Absolutely. We're always developing. Yeah. I need an assistant. Oh, Babs. Hello. Blonde wheels over here. Yeah. I need an assistant. Oh, bad. Hello. Blonde wheels over here. Yeah, I'm not even leaving the office for three weeks.

I'll be good. But you'll be working from home. No, I have to come in. One day. You'll be, you'll get, you won't have to wake up at 5 a.m. No, I won't have to get up that early. We'll need to sort out.

When our next contract comes and that time does come, we'll need to sort out your leave. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think the team needs all the holidays together. Can you imagine, speaking of the not-bulldoggy of us all, I can't see Babs. You're not fighting. We're going to have to send Shagai in for Babs to fight for your leave. No, I wouldn't be fighting. Fight for your perks. I'll pay for your weeks. Yeah. Because you get more than four, don't you Shagai? Weeks?

More than four, but less than you guys. Yeah, yeah you get you get more than four don't you Shaga? More than four but less than you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so six. That would have been a faster way to say that. I don't want to make Babs feel even worse. No, I reckon we can get you up to six. That'd be nice. Yeah, I reckon we can do that. Next time. Add it to the list. Write it down.

But hey, great show. Just enjoy it. Welcome to Thursday. Good bloody morning. God, it's freezing today. It was just extra cold today. It's fresh. She was two. She was two in my car. Really? Yeah, it was two degrees.

I haven't quite worked out where the temperature is on my vehicle and I can't work out how to turn my seat warmers on Oh, no, a chilly tush to start your day My favorite thing with the seat warmers in the car is when you have them on then you forget them to date like it's the Sun's out middle of day and you forget and all of a sudden it feels like you're kind of pooing yourself You're like, oh my seat warmers still on it's warm I've had someone in my passenger and I preemptively put their seat warmer on and he just kept going What is this? Yeah, I'm high as my ass on fire. on fire? I was like, pardon me, I assumed you'd like it. He goes, it's too hot.

It's too hot for my butt. Yeah, they are nice. I'm a bit wigged out, Ducco. Yes. So I used to have a very fancy electric toothbrush with a display of the time. Told you about it, it'd give you a smiley face if you hit you two minutes, but anything other than that, it's frowning at ya. Dropped it one too many times, cactus. I went, I'm not buying another $110 toothbrush. We're about to go away. Buy cheapie from K-Mart.

So maybe I've had about a week or so, and I've just had to guess what two minutes is. Anyway, last night I got distracted. I think I was doing my stretches, was brushing for a bit longer, and it gave me a little... The vibrate? Is this a white toothbrush? It's blue it's an Oral-B it was $39. Yes I think I've got the same one. Okay and it's quite loud. Yeah yeah yeah. I didn't read the instructions that it would tell you two minutes. So for a week I realized I've

been subpar brushing. Oh no. The toothbrush will help me but I thought I had to guess. It gives you that little vibrate. Now I feel really like, oh god. You feel dirty. I feel dirty, I feel unkept. So there you go, even the cheapies will let you know. Even the cheapies will let you know two minutes. Two minutes wasn't a thing when we were kids

either. Two minutes came in when we got a bit older I reckon. Nine out of ten dentists recommend your brush for two minutes. What's the 10th one recommending? Back in the day when I was a child, it was 30 seconds. 30 seconds, 100%. Do you remember your first electric toothbrush? Yep, I think I had that. My first one, because it was the dentist's orders,

because it had so many fillings, was the one you had your good one. Oh, there you go. The Oral-B-Like, the small, and it has different modes. That's pretty high level. The dentist gave it to us It's like your son needs this Isn't it funny cuz you would have thought good. I've got a customer for life here

Whereas hit this dentist properly caring about your oral hydrate. Yeah, loved it. Wow Yeah, you can't have that as your entry-level electric toothbrush. That ruins you for all toothbrushes I've never gone back like I've never had a good one since. It's like getting a Maserati for your first car Exactly and then crashing it on your red peas. You have to have your shitty Camry. I know. Work up to it. I know I've always wanted to buy it maybe for Morgan's birthday. I'll buy her a really nice toothbrush. Is she still rolling manual or she's just got a crappy? No she's the same as me. We got the RRB like $40 ones. Okay. Do you know what? It's a very boring gift. You don't want to spend that money on yourself. It's my mum bought me an Angus of toothbrushes, the fancy ones. Oh, yeah.

Actually, my birthday's coming up too. I'm gonna write it down. Write it down. I'll write it down. Toothbrush from the team. Wouldn't that be nice? 100%. What was the other thing I wrote down for you the other day? Jersey, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember. Yeah. Where are you? Toothbrush. All right. Fancy toothbrush. Fancy toothbrush. I love that for you. That'd be nice. Every time I clean, I can think of you guys. It's like when I poo, I think of you guys.

You know what I also have on your list? The bug assault gun. You know, the one where you fill with table salt and you can shoot flies. Hell yeah. I love that. You know, I bought that for Angus years ago. Yeah. Does he use it?

Now that we're packing up the house, it's still in his box. He's never once used the bugger saw. I'll give it to you, man. You know I use that thing. I mean, I'll buy a brand new for you. And I'll re-lift it. What was I writing down? Toothbrush. Toothbrush.

How are you today, Shy Guy? Good. Mr. Shy Lord? Good. What are you rolling with? I saw you get ready with me, actually. You got a tooth electric. Yeah, I think it's a Braun.

Ooh. Yeah, nice. It's just normal. Beauty and the Braun. I can't go back to normal, you know, manual toothbrush. No, no. I like a manual one. Because when I travel, which isn't very often, I just take a regular one. That's the only thing exactly.

I'm like, I like the simplicity of this. Heading overseas where you need an adapter. I can't be charging my toothbrush overseas. So yes, manual comes back out to play. 100%. Yeah. What do you do when you got a thread bite? You just take Manuel? I'll take a Manuel. Yeah. Don't get hurt when you go skiing. I was thinking about that the other day.

Can you do tricks? Baby draft down the slopes. Okay. You might... Pizza! I don't know. Pizza! I've been thinking about boarding.

Snowboard or a skier? What are you? I'm a really good skier. Alright. Alright. Geez, alright. Nah, I'm pretty good. So little do we hear him compliment himself. I know.

Actually, he was quite jarring. Yeah right. No, I'm pretty good. So little do we hear him compliment himself. I know. That actually was quite jarring. Yeah, but I think I'm, I think I'm pretty good. It's families who always go skiing, you know what I mean? Did you grow up skiing? Yeah. Yeah.

Because it's easier, I found. Oh, absolutely. If you start on skis, 100%. Snowboarding feels so weird. So yeah, I kind of want to try it, but I don't think I like it. Yeah. Is that the learning you skill?

Yeah, yeah, be hard. You got so far to fall as well, being quite tall. So hitting the snow, over the ice. That's how you fall, you just have to lean back. Exactly. Yeah. Where as skis, you're just pizza and you're fine. That's right. Pizza down, yeah.

Pizza. I wonder if Babs is good on the slopes. I actually am pretty good. Really? Yeah. Didn't see that coming. Really? You and your sisters grow up skiing as well.

Yeah, we did. And water skiing too. Oh now that is challenging. That is so hard. Are the skills from water skiing to snow skiing transferable? Um, sort of yeah, it's a bit different. God I didn't find that because the getting up as the boat takes off I found was the hardest part. You don't have that issue on snow skis do you? No, we were never a fan without water skiing. I never like, I was on the tube every now and then, a kneeboard perhaps. Yes, yes. Me and my mum tried water skiing in Fiji on a family holiday. She was quite good at it. I can see that.

If my mum can do it, so can I. Oh no, she had me in space. She was so good at it. I think she had the ab strength because it's quite, you know, you've got to flex yourself strength. You've got to hoist yourself up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Been doing boot camp from way back. Her Olympic posture. Amen. So Babs, where did you go skiing growing up? As in water skiing? No, snow skiing.

Snow skiing, thread bow. Yeah, right. Do you love that she had to clarify? Yeah. She's just such a skier. Which ski did you want? Sorry, water or snow? I've actually never skied in Australia.

Like I've, I've only ever been to New Zealand or Japan. Again with you starting at the upper echelon. I know, I know. You've got to start small potatoes. I know. Skiing in Australia, of course it's fun. It's got nothing on overseas. It's got nothing on Japan. You fall over and you're in powder. Oh, forget it. You've got to break your nose if you fall in Australia. I'm going to New Zealand next week and we're going to a ski field there.

So I'm going to strap my shoulder up. You've got to start flow early. I'll flow down the bottom way. They're going to say strap flow to you. Well my shoulder up. I'll flow down the bottom. Morgan said that, she's like, do you reckon you could do it? I was like, I've skied three times in my life. Do you think I could ski with my child on my back? Probably not. Let me warm up.

Maybe the third run, I'll take her down. I'll try it, but for the team. I hope you have a big show for your Thursday. We've got Alfarks coming up, of course. As always, we've got Adam Elliott joining us on the show. Absolutely, a lot going on in NRL and across the sporting world.

We've got Wordioke. Yep, the Cofod. Oh, Keith Urban. Double pass to see Keith Urban plus a night's accommodation at the iconic beachfront destination, Nowus. But up next, we're heading over to Vegas because there's a new card game that I think the entire team can get around.

Oh, hello. We have so few things that tie us together. I think this will. Maybe a trip to Vegas to play this game. Yes. Yes and Ducko. Yes and Ducko. Our Babs on Tour, Kentucky continues every day this week.

We've been trying to drown Babs' sorrows after being abandoned by her boyfriend going on his own, Kentucky, leaving her behind today. Ducco. Oh yeah. Pew Afro man's because I got high. We're going to the dam, baby. We are heading over to Amsterdam. Oh yeah.

Taking babs to Amsterdam. Shall I go have you set the timer to get the brownies out of the oven? Yeah. Yeah. Yes. I'm excited about those brownies. So you made them all from scratch. Mm-hmm. Uh, sure. You picked A-Wheel. I'm excited about those brands. So you made them all from scratch. Mm-hmm.

Sure. He picked a weed. I don't know how drugs work. Tell everyone what you said off air. Like Babs, you tell us. Babs, you tell us. I told Babs when I got out of the car this morning. Yeah, you said, I'm hiding something from you for today.

And I said, oh, are we all gonna smoke weed on the show? And you said, yeah, I've got a weed. I don't know how it works. I've got a plant. Ta-da. how it works. I've got a plant. Ta ta. To be fair, he did have a plant. I do have a plant. Good job.

I'm just, good job trying to keep the mystery alive. I've got a weed. I was holding it behind my back like a weird, I was like, I'm just hiding it from him. I'm not being weird. I love how we keep hiding things from her, but our budget cuts have gotten furious. She didn't see the bicycle we've got today for Amsterdam. gotten furious. She didn't see the bicycle we've got today for Amsterdam. Anyway, make sure you're following just the duck on socials to follow along with our Kentucky. Well, I actually had a haircut last time. My hairdresser was

like, it looks good. Thank you. You're welcome. My hairdresser was like, Oh, I'm loving how you're taking Babs to the Kentucky where her boyfriend is. And she definitely isn't every day. And he's like, what's your creepy little, little character's friend name? I'm like, Pablo. day. He's like, what's your creepy little little character's friend name? I'm like, Pablo. Oh yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean? How dare you? Brandon, how dare you?

He's on two watch lists. He is a good, you know, we say, Jamie Durie, good friend of the show, Lenny Kravitz, good friend of the show. Pablo. Pablo is. He's hardly a good friend. He's a part of the show. Yeah, he is part of the team. I'll not hear a bad word about Pablo. He wants on the billboards.

Just because he makes Babs so uncomfortable does not mean he has a place on this program. Babs doesn't know where to look when Pablo's on. No, it's that classic thing of like her emotions are taking over. Oh yeah, she's feeling hot under the collar. Exactly. And she feels wrong for feeling that. I'd love you to put your whoop on it for when Pablo comes in, we'll see her heart rate skyrocket. Yeah, cause I'm scared. Yeah. Okay. Scared of not being able to control yourself.

Am I right? Pablo! No! Take me now, Pablo! Take me now! That's you! I used to want to ski, Pablo! I could teach you, Pablo!

You be the skier and I'll be the skis! It just goes just like that Babs. Hey, good morning to Babs' family. As always, great to have you on the show. Grandfather Ryan. Just quickly, this is very quick. Uno is making its way into Las Vegas. Okay, you've got my attention.

Into casinos in Vegas. Because I'd really like to be cool and be able to go and play blackjack, poker. It's just hard. Even spin the roulette. Well, I don't understand the rules. Roulette's easy because you just go that one red. Red. And they just do it.

But even then it's those like, okay, I was going to say professional gamblers. Yeah. The people who know what they're doing, they feel like there's method to the madness. And it's never, everyone pictures casinos as like these really fun places where you go with money. Casinos are some of the most depressing places on earth. Like I still go and you can have a bit of fun with your friends but like there's not a good vibe in there. If you ever have had a lunch booking at a restaurant near a casino you have to cross the casino and you know it's 12 30 p.m.

There's no windows. These people have clearly been there for upwards of 24 hours. You go no clocks. No clocks. It's all designed to keep us in there. Vegas casinos, I've been to Vegas a couple of times. The Vegas casinos are fun because like you stay in there, it's a party, it's like everyone's there for Vegas. And is it like, there's no locals. Okay, there might be a handful of locals. It's tourists, right? It's like that energy. Yeah, there's a lot of energy, good vibes, good times. You know, you can walk around with your drinks anywhere and everywhere. Superior Vegas casino? Jeez, they're all much, much of a muchness for me. Yeah, fair, fair. I thought you liked that one that had the Eiffel Tower.

I don't know if I went to that one. New York, New York? I went to, is Encore? Yeah. Is that a club there? Yeah, The Win and The Encore. Yeah, The Win and The Encore. Yeah, they were good. Yeah, they were nice. Someone's called a casino The Win. Oh, that's smart. Yeah, yeah. And there's pool parties and stuff there. However, I've never played, I've played Roulette. I think I've done Blackjack not well. Is Blackjack the one you want? Hit me. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm by bus. Thank you for your time. I lost the house. See, Uno, we could all get around. See, Uno's fun. Team trip. Because everyone knows how to play Uno. Everyone knows how to play Uno. And can you imagine the stakes if you think you're winning and then you get slapped with a reverse or you get slapped with a draw four. A draw four. Or you're next to Shaggy. Shaggy hits you with a draw four and then I hit you with a double draw four. Oh my God. You got 10 grand on the line.

Problem is, and they've got to get the makers of Uno to come out and confirm this because you know everyone's got different rules about it. I could put a draw four on a draw four. In some households you can. But officially I don't know if you can. One of the great tweets of all time is someone messaging Uno saying, can you please clarify, can I put a draw four on a draw two? Which to be fair, we didn't play that rule in my house,

but as you say, each family had their own. And Uno replied, the official Uno account said, no, you cannot. And they responded, you don't know how to play the game. You don't get it. Jess and Daco. Hey, right now, this is a bit of fun, Jess. I thought you to play the game. You don't get it. Jess and Ducko. Hey, right now, this is a bit of fun, Jess. I thought you'd like this out of anyone

because you use a few of these. Talk to me. The top 10 names to call someone, mainly a bloke, that you don't respect have come out. No, I know what you're gonna do. You're gonna spin it like they are insults, not champions. On there, isn't it? Champs obviously number one.

Championi. Yeah, champion's up there. Championi's up there. That is a term of... My dad FaceTimed me last night, the kid pops up and he goes, championi. And I went, see? It's sweet. Only, you're the only person I know who uses it.

My whole family. I know, it's weird. There's four of us. Championi! Rhymes is fachioni, it works on so many levels. What about this one? There's a couple. I think this is my favourite of all of them. So if you're talking to someone in conversation, I'll address you, I'll go.

Yes, please do. How you going today, big wheels? Oh, I've never heard big wheels. Oh, I love that. What's up with you, big wheels? My brother and I used to challenge each other. If we would go to like, you know, the boring family functions, we'd pay each other, I'll bet you five bucks. When you, when you greet Jurgen, you have to say, uh, how's it going chief?

Chief, yeah, chief in that. Chief that is giving big wheels. How's tricks chief? Big wheels is so condescending. It's like, it's like a giant child. Oh, I love big wheels. Hey big wheels. I'm gonna start using it.

Oh me too. Around the office. Hey big wheels. Is it too late to drop rice cooker and pick up big wheels as our term of endearment? What about this one? How you going, Peanut? Oh see now, Peanut. Peanut's just kind of an inside.

That sounds pet-namey. Oh. What did you just say? Like pet-namey. Sounds pet-namey. Peanut. Oh like pookie. You like Peanut.

See Peanut to me is just like, you're a peanut. You're an idiot. I agree. I agree. Rockstar is one of them? Um. Alright, Rockstar? Yeah. Look, you're a peanut. You're an idiot. I agree. I agree. Rockstar is one of them. Um, all right. Rockstar. Yeah.

Look at you, Rockstar. Isn't it funny? And it's all in intonation and tone and delivery. If you got called Rockstar by a boss, Ducco, Rockstar, how are you? Here he is. What a Rockstar. That's an open palm slap. It's, that, see that's more condescending than champion.

Rockstar is pretty condescending. That's pretty condescending. Champion is condescending because like it's like subtle condescending, you know what I mean? Whereas Rockstar's just straight out. Big Wheels is just fantastic. Big Wheels is so good. Oh my god. Buttercup, that to me is up there. Yeah and you just said for blokes, like stereotypically that is, that's straight up leaning into, you're soft, you're weak. I like this one, Tinkerbell. Tinkerbell, yeah, that's just me. Two more that I like though. I love this one, Muscles. Muscles is fantastic. Muscles is always good. Yeah, big league.

Hey, Muscles. Yep, yep. How you doing, Muscles? Hey, big boy. And then this one, this is a great one. I'll address Sharga again in this one because he's loving this so much. Yeah, Sharga, hey, you're producing the show today, Turbo?

Oh, I love Turbo. Yes. I like to use Turbo. Actually, Babs has a bit of the case of this when people move really slowly. Take your time, Turbo. When Babs tries to get out of the way of the board in the morning and she just like- Exactly what I was thinking 30 seconds to answer 10 questions all starting with the same letter fit Sorry, we just took that curry sausages off it It's a joke meal to me and you genuinely... I got it from the butcher last night.

Babs is excited. How do you cook one of those? You've already cooked it, you've warmed it up. Warm it through. Don't ask too many questions. Anyway, I have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice. If you're answering the question, say pass. We'll come back of course if there is time. Oh, here's a man who loves curried sausages.

Jacob, good morning. Morning, Jess and a man who loves carrying sausages Jacob. Good morning Morning, Jeff and duck. Oh, and hey young big wheels Well delivered. That's one for Shy Guy. He's absolutely one for Shy Guy. Well delivered. Jacob, do you, you heard that obviously, we're talking about Champion and Turbo. Do you find those sort of names insulting if someone does come at you with one of them? Not really, but when I was an apprentice, the Traity there used to hate Champion, so

we always used to give him that. He used to just come back with Jump for it. He used to hate it. He used to come back with what? He used to call it Chump. We called him Champ. Oh Chump, chump, you chump, you chump. Yeah, chump and chump, they go hand in hand. Oh Jacob, you've already been delightful. I really hope you win this. What do you want to spend 10 grand on? I need a new car. Someone took mine out on a weekend so it'll definitely be gone for that. Oh God, that's um, yeah like hit it. Yeah. Yeah

That is annoying Shy guy you're I mean big wheels your oh, this works out beautiful your letters w w for wheels wheels I say what's a car brand that sounds with w? Can't think of one. Ah No, I can't even I wouldn't even know. Well Jacob you can get whatever you want and you're gonna work with W, okay? Yeah, okay. Alrighty, let's do it. Let's go, Jacob. Your time will start after the first question.

Starting with the letter W, we need you to name a girl's name. Um, pass. A musical. A Wizard of Oz. Something sweet. Watermelon. A Wizard of Oz. Something sweet. Watermelon. A body part. Willy.

A rom-com. Part. An accessory. A wallet. A verb. War. Part. A type of biscuit.

A type of what though? Biscuit? Nah. Nah. I heard wagon wheel. I heard wagon wheel. I'll take... Oh, that was a yes. Wagon wheels would get them to five.

Pass mark. Yeah, get them to five. Let's go through them. A girl's name. Don't often see a pass on that. Could have had Wendy. Winona. Something sweet.

I don't think we can take watermelon for sweet. I mean, it's not sweet in its base level, is it? It's blur in the lines, isn't it? Because like, is fruit sweet? You like, to the palate? Anyway, white chocolate or whipped cream. You've paid worse. I have paid worse.

Who am I kidding? I'll give it to you, Big Wheels. We got, you you that six, a rom-com when Harry met Sally and then a verb. I think you said walk. Yeah I think you had it right. Yeah I did say walk. That's correct. That's fine. Look you don't get a new car or the 10k Jacob but you do get, I think you'll love this, three months coffee subscription thanks to Lord Supply. Yeah, beautiful Yes, yeah, major Jacob. Oh, thanks for joining the show. You've been a legend No, thank you very much for having me. Very good. Bye again. Eight o'clock if you want that

$10,000. Oh, duck. Oh, I've told you about my neighbors. Yeah Kev sold up he left us miss Kev already. we've got the new neighbours moving in, Ducko. And I found myself already lying to them. I don't think my new neighbours know what I do. So I might be able to get away with this conversation. Keep that up for as long as you can. Totally. Kath and Kim across the road from my house still think I'm in finance.

Perfect. Suckers. Perfect. Actually, yeah. Okay. Good note. Yeah. Perfect. Suckers.

Perfect. Actually, yeah. Okay. Good note. The neighbour that we had when we first moved in, absolute legend. He packed up. He moved for love, Ducco. So we had to say sayonara to Kev.

Oh no, we missed Kev. He's living his best. Kev saw you naked a few times. That's right. Because you know, the suburb I live in, driveways, living room windows, front doors, they're all on top of each other. So yes, we had a, uh, very healthy relationship in the neighborhood. Yeah.

But the new neighbors have, have rolled in, Ducko slowly moving some stuff in. They're doing some deep cleaning, dropping pot plants, but then still obviously sleeping in their old place. Because the big move is yet to come. Now I happen to be playing in the backyard with the dog and the young one and they were sort of moving things in. I went, I've got to go say hello. I best greet the new neighbors, welcome them to the neighborhood. Are they a couple?

They are a couple. Young? They are young. I'm going to say maybe early 30s. Okay. Survive. I got, we did, and you know me, I actually had you in my head. Don't go too hard too fast. Oh good on you. So I actually don't know, I know their names but I don't know

ages. I don't know what they do for a living. I just know slowly moving in. Nice. To this property. Good on you. I'm proud of that. I thank you so much. I was so quick to be like, yeah, so how'd you guys meet and where are you from? Cause you've got an accent. So were you obviously not from, you know, local or anything. But I'm restrained. They would have gone, we made the wrong decision. But what I did instead was all out lie. So as I said, they had like one ute load of pop plants and bits and bobs. And I went, oh, when's the big move happening? I'm assuming there'll be couches, beds, that sort of thing. And they said this weekend, I went, well,

give us a buzz if you need a hand. You know where we live. Ha ha ha. We fly to Italy on the weekend. Like why did I offer our services? We are not going to be around. Also, you're not living there currently. Well, Ducco, that's the other part of it. You're renovating. You just spent, you called me off, you spent all day moving. We've still got crap. So we're there. So they see us. They'll love their new neighbours who when they move in,

their neighbours house gets knocked down. There's tradies there 24 seven. Well, heritage protected. It's not getting knocked down council. It is not getting knocked down. The facade is staying the same. You can't say nothing from the street. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But tradies. Not only have I offered our services for the big move, all hands on deck, you know, many hands make light work. So I offered that. Yeah. We're not even going to be here. And yes, subsequent to that, when we do return from Italy, there'll be cranes and trucks and a cement loader.

Yeah, yeah, they'll hate it. And for the next four and a half to six months, which I have failed to mention. Yeah, you haven't told them that. We haven't told them that either. We haven't swapped numbers at least, so It's not like they can find us. Welcome to the neighborhood. See you later. Bye, we're off.

It's funny though, because I did say to our builder, what's the go with parcels? Like I've got the subscription to toilet paper. I've got it like, there's a few things. That's the one you tell her. That's the one she's worried about. Cause I sort of was like, how do you? My who gives a crap is coming.

I've got 80 rolls on the way. Hey man, they're doing a thing at the moment. If you subscribe, you got 10 bucks off. So I subscribed. That thing is like one ply. That thing hurts my butt off. I go to the Airbus School for the Environment. So good.

Yeah, yeah. I bought the bamboo one. I got the bamboo one now. Angus is like, oh, it's slippery. I've never used that. But when my 60... I'll bring you a roll. Yeah, can I have a roll? I've got 60. I want to try sliding. When my 60, I'll bring you a roll. Yeah, can I have a roll?

I want to try sliding. When my next roll comes in three months, my next box of rolls in three months. What do you do when it's a construction site? Where does my parcels go? There's the post office. Shelley and Trevor next door are going to have to. Maybe I can say, hey, we're not here to help. We're going to have construction happening for the next four and a half to six months.

Could you also pick up my toilet paper and text me when it's available for collection? Jess, what else is Babs for? to help. We're gonna have construction happening for the next four and a half to six months. Could you also pick up my toilet paper and text me when it's available for collection? Jess, what else is Babs for? You know what I mean? If you're not gonna come nanny for me in Italy, can you at least pick up my ass wipe? Can you pick up her shit tickets? I mean, sure. What else am I gonna be doing? Jess and Ducco. We were just in a deep discussion off here about the Contiki tour that Babs' boyfriend

is currently on. That's right. Look, he's living his best, but what he's done is abandoned his miso. Yeah. You know? Miso. And she's come in today. He's buttercup.

He's old lady. She's come in today. Yeah, does he call you his old lady? What's your pet name? What's your pookie? I always get confused. I thought old lady was mum. Yeah.

His old lady, your miso. Old girl. Old girl? What's your pet name? I always get confused. I thought old lady was mum. Yeah, like old girl. Old girl. Old girl. What do you get called? Bro. Oh, that's right. Bruh.

Oh, that's right. Is that your pet name for each other? Bruh. But I just love, Babs has come in today wearing Jethro's band's jumper. Like she's representing, even though he's out getting trashed on a contiki. So lucky she's got us. To fill that void and take her on a cultural journey every day this week. We're good friends aren't we Babs, taking you everywhere he is. It actually has been very nice. Day one, the city of love, Paris, France. Day two, obviously

Mekinous. Yesterday we were in Rome, Italy. Where were we? Yesterday's a blur man. We had a visit from De Bob. Oh, that's right. The Pope was there. And I ate pizza for breakfast. Yes, for the first time ever. Paid for that last night. We're going to slow the pace down a little bit. Oh, where are we today?

We're in one of the great cities. Spark it up, Shy Guy. We just touched down in Amsterdam. Woo! And an extensive Google search would suggest there's no traditional dress of Amsterdam. Wearing clogs, man. Wearing clogs. Great food scene.

That's right. Amongst other things. Speaking of. Yeah. Shy Guy has a fresh plate of brownies. Shy Guy's brownies. I've heard about these. He has used a whole weed.

Shy Guy, that's so good that you made these. Yep. Very kind. I know you... when he gave up on googling traditional dress, he went, right I'll turn my attention to the food. To making the brownies. To really put Babs in the headspace and also the national flower of Holland. A tulip. I didn't know tulips were the nationalies. To really put Babs in the headspace and also the national flower of Holland. A tulip. A tulip. I didn't know tulips were the national flower of Holland. It's a contentious. It's a tulip or a daisy. Why not? I think it is a tulip. Yeah, there you go. They're one of the Googles. So it just says whilst people think it is a tulip, it is actually a daisy. So let's not drink. That's okay. These are very pretty. Have a brownie and enjoy the tulips. Thank you. Enjoy it. Amsterdam's

great to be here. It's always fun to be in Amsterdam, you know. It's one of those places, Dukker, I've found, you might crowbar it into your Kentucky trip, your Europe trip, and you've gone from beaches and sights and all this, and then you get to Amsterdam and your red light district, sex shows, you know, legal... Chaka keeps taking us there. Chaka keeps wanting to go back to that red light district. Absolutely.

He's on a first name basis. You walk past those windows and all the ladies are like, ooh, is that Big Wears? Is that Big Wears? Big Wears Choco! They're paying him. Are the rumors true? And they go, don't bring your little friend back. I just scurry off.

But you know who they always like to see in Amsterdam? Well, who's that? Oh, Pablo. Great friend of the show. Is Pablo... have we got him? Because I know Shaka was struggling to get connection with him today because... Had he written himself off in Rome? He's been...

That's what I might have put it. He got the holy water doused on him in Rome and he melted. Here he comes. Pablo loves love, you know. Love is what matters, you know. Hey, baby, how are you? You know? I'm good. Ah! Sorry. Pablo, Pablo been to the Bulldog Cafe here in Amsterdam.

Oh, the brownie's so good, so good. What's special about the Bulldog Cafe? It's where you go to do this walk-o-you. Ah, yes, yes. It's all above board in Amsterdam isn't it Pablo have confession to make Pablo lose a Jethro I think Jethro ditched Pablo but we had one job I went and saw show with Jethro I thought to be cultural said Moulin Rouge very different very different to what Pablo

was expecting lot of flesh on display Pablo didn't mind it but Jethro not into it you know very loyal your partner Jethro that's great feedback he also didn't like that I was stroking his leg during show the vibes are high I'm so high high over here. I tell you what, the Kintyik tour, losers. They're losers Babs. They make you feel good. They're all losers. No one's as cool as the Pablo. And I hear the Shy Guy smoking our weed.

Just singular. Yep. Sure. Shy Guy, how you doing buddy? Oh attention has turned. I go through Red Light District and everyone says you bring the big Shy man with you bring big wheels Not as much as bad hate this right now One more destination to get through tomorrow

Is your cousin here, Pablo? Pablo? Oh, thank God! Why, Babs, we met Pablo in France, we met Gavlo in Greece, yesterday in Italy we met Mario Pablo. Who was my favourite, I must say. Today we meet... ...Clog Pablo. Clogalo, we call him Clogalo. And I tell you what, he dreadlocks, you know, he always wears baggy hoodies, much like one you're wearing now, Babs. I reckon Clogalow and I tell you what he dreadlocks, you know, he always wears baggy hoodies much like one you're wearing now I reckon Clogalow

Am I pronouncing that correctly I don't want to insult the Dutch heritage It's fine, you know the Dutch they don't get offended easily, you know They're resilient Clogalow, whatever you need, you know, tomato tomato Clogalow would love your oversized hoodie today. It's giving stoner. You and Clogolo, you'd be good friends, you know. I think so. Of all your cousins, I can see Babs really wanting to get to know Clogolo the most.

Yeah, Clogolo, good timing. Him, we spend a lot of time touching furry wall in cafe, and then I lose a jethro, but Klogolo send his regards. Oh good. Now this is a big deal because tomorrow Pablo... Where are we going tomorrow? This trip is going to kill Pablo! Ah! Our last stop in Contiki is possibly your home nation? Where is that? Spain?

Like I said, you spin a map around the wheel you point there that's where Pablo goes. Is it South America? It's a hell of a continue. It sort of changes painting on the day. I look forward to tomorrow I I'm going to go have light down now and eat a lot of pancake. You enjoy Pablo please give our regards to Clogalow. Bye Babby. Bye. Bye Jessie. Goodbye. Goodbye Big Wins. Jess and Ducco. 13 10 60 what do you hate being called? What's the condescending name? Maybe it happens at work, maybe you're an apprentice, maybe it's a family name. I feel like the job site we're gonna get a lot from the job site. Yes and I hope we do because I did this earlier in the show the top names for, but it was

mainly blokes but people you don't respect have come out. Obviously Champ was up there high on the list. Which just upsets me, but again it suggests these are just everyday words, but throughout context they've been spun. Yep. Like I know a big one is mate. Yeah. You know if you put a bit of sauce on the way you deliver mate, listen mate, people go whoa. Whoa hang on a minute. Yeah. Muscles was in there, which was always fun. That's fantastic. Turbo. How you doing Turbo? Chief.

Chief. And then our favourite, how you going, Big Wheels? Which has now become Shy Guy's name. I've never heard Big Wheels and now I'm never going to stop using it. Shy Guy, Big Wheels. How's it going, Big Wheels? That's a nice haircut, Big Wheels. What are you, Big Wheels? And I love one day when we know, yes, when we notice Shy Guy get new shoes. Well, new shoes there, big wheels.

Just feel like it works. You enjoying? I've said that to people before, like nice wheels. Nice wheels, yeah. Nice wheels, yeah. The shoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice wheels, big wheels. Look at big wheels in his new wheels.

Slow down. You know, we should get Shy Guy for his next birthday. The ones with the wheels pop out. Oh wheelies. Big wheels. Heelys. Heelys. Heelys. Big wheels will genuinely have wheels. Hey, a text come through from Ned on the text line. This is great from Ned. Fluffer is the name we used to call people. How you doing Fluffer? Now Shy Guy, what is a fluffer? They work on a porn set. There you go. Thank you Shy Guy. I see why net. It's loaded for net. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You can imagine what their job is. Fluffing the pillows. We go to Katie on 131060. Katie. Big wheels. We need some fluffing. Katie, how you going, Turbo? Well, how are you?

Pretty good, Chief. Katie, what name do you hate being called? These two. I've got Dull and Hun. Yeah, Dull. I'm a big Dull. Dull. Dull. Dull. Dull. Chief. Uh, Katie, what name do you hate being called? These two I've got Dahl and Hun. Yeah, Dahl.

I'm a big Dahl. Dahl. I've got friends who call each other Dahl, like the couple names for each other Dahl, but sounds so like Dahl. Dahl. Katie, is this in the workplace it happens or within your family? Who's calling you Dahl? And it really gets your knickers in a twist. Look, honestly, I find it when you're shopping and I'm in my 40s and you've got 20 year olds saying, thanks Darl, thanks babe, but just, oh, just can't deal with it.

100%. And it's so hypocritical of me, at least Katie, because I'm a big babe, love Darl, but when someone does it back to me, who's younger? I'm like, no, no, no. No, no, no. We go to Katie on 13 10 60. Good morning, Katie, no. No, no, no. We go to Katie on 13 10 60. Good morning, Katie. Morning.

What do you hate being called? What's your name that you dislike? Dahl. It's Dahl. It's still Dahl? Yep, very good. We go to Claire on 13 10 60. Morning Claire.

Morning. Hello Claire. Well, sorry. Hello Chief. Chief. Hello Claire, well sorry, hello Chief. Chief, Monica. Turbo, what name do you hate being called? Bro or bra? Oh Claire, have you got teenagers in your life

by any chance because that's all bro and bra. Yeah, definitely. Bra. Definitely. Bra. Yeah. I can imagine a lot of teachers could contribute here as well actually. I, yeah, I hear kids a lot, teachers could contribute here as well actually. I hear kids, young boys particularly come home from school and one day they just start calling you bro.

Yes, no more mum and dad, it's bro. Bro! I'm a big bro. I used to be a big man. Hey man. Hey man. That's alright isn't it? You like bras.

I like bras. I picked that off of my brother. With a Z though. You add an S to that and it's condescending. Brass. Brass. But brass is okay. Z is okay. S is not.

I don't know. You used condescending. Championi. It's all intent though, isn't it? You know me. I know. Bella, hello? Hello.

What name? How are you? Yeah, good. What name? Do you hate being called, Brassie? I hate being called sweetie. Oh, sweetie is so condescending. It's so gross.

It is. Who's calling you sweetie, Bella? Oh, you know what? Like some older people do, but I also have a family member who's a male that calls me sweetie and I don't like it. Yeah, see, I don't like that either. I don't like that either. sweetie and I don't like it. Yeah, see I don't like that either. That's really weird. I don't like that either. I don't like doing like it. Oh sweetie.

See I think, Ducco, you use it impactfully. Yeah, yeah. Particularly with sweet babs. Yeah, it's like if babs just had an avocry. Exactly. Yeah. It does. That's, yeah, that's what we love.

See it's funny actually, Bella's name, obviously Bella in Italian is beautiful. I don't care for that when people call me Bella. I don't, I don't. Oh, like in Italian? Yeah. Oh, right. for that when people call me Bella. I don't, I don't. Oh, like in Italian? Yeah. Oh, right. I feel like that's the equivalent of Sweden. It's mainly Italians doing that.

No, but that's the thing. People co-opted a bit. I'm like, no. Would you like if I went, hey beautiful? Not from you. Yeah, that just felt weird coming out of my mouth. Kieran, hello. Yeah.

How you going? Yeah, good turbo. Good big wheels. What name do you hate being called? Um, fella. Fella. That's interesting one. Yeah, it is fella.

How you doing fella? Hey fella. Thanks fella. Isn't that funny? I've not really heard that one. I work in hospitality and I hear it heaps and it's usually the older generation that that do use it. I'm talking to your customers, your customers, Kieran.

Hey fella. Yeah. Pour us a pint would you? I've got a maids dad who says fella. and it's usually the older generation that do use it. So your customers, your customers, Kieran, eh fella? Yeah. Pour us a pint, would you? You've got a mate status as well. Yeah, I know they don't mean it in a weird way, but I think there's a lot of things in the wrong context that sound weird. 100%, like mate, you can really co-opt any word to make it bad. And Stacey on 13 10 60, Stacey what do you got for us?

Well I'm quite short and can get quite frustrated and I hate it when colleagues call me firecracker. Oh I love that Stacey. So settle down firecracker. Yeah it's like telling a lady to calm down. Just add firecracker on there. I'm going to go absolutely nuclear on you. Oh yeah, firecracker. Oh, firecracker. Yeah, firecracker. This is a hell of a list.

Or Jack Russell, Stace. You're like a little Jack Russell going off there. I've had that a few times. We had one come through in the text line, 0488 1089. My hubby used to get called Sticks at work. We had one come through in the text line, 0488 1089. My hubby used to get called Sticks at work. Started at 15 when he was tall and lanky. Oh very good.

You can't choose your nickname. Sticksie. As we know. Anyway. Oh, thank you for those contributions. You enjoy that Big Wheels? Sure. Jess and Ducko.

Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. Keep your eye on the Jess and Ducco Instagram on the socials because we are launching, we're dropping the choreographed digger dance. Very funny. We had a rice cooker come to us with an idea to choreograph a dance with those huge pieces of machinery. Yesterday we went out to Gatto. They got diggers on site. Oh yeah. Yesterday we went out to Gatto.

They got diggers on site. Oh yeah. And we choreographed some diggers. Now that video will come very soon, but on the drive home, Ducco, I learnt something about sweet babs here. You and Babs carpooled. You know I'm a big, if there's an opportunity to carpool slash not drive myself,

I will jump on it. You had to boot scoot straight after. Shy Guy made some excuse. So I turned to Babs and said, poor Babs was like, oh, okay. Can I jump in the Hyundai? And she said, sure. Were you nervous driving Jess around? Yeah, actually, it was.

Someone else in your car? Worst driver on the team. Why would you be nervous driving me? I can't judge you. Yeah, that's true. Someone else in the front seat driving that you don't drive with a lot, right? That you always get a bit like, oh, OK. And especially when there's chat going on too.

And I'm like, oh, like trying to do. Did you need to concentrate? No, no, like just like, I don't know. It just w, always get a bit like, Ooh, okay. And especially when there's chat going on too. And I'm like, Oh, like trying to do Concentrate. No, no, like just like, I don't know. It just wigs me out a bit. I don't know why. Talking and driving. I mean, the wind wigs Babs out. I'm so sorry. I'll never ask for a lift again. No, no, no, no. No, but you guys bonded. You've got something to tell us.

Well, and I want it. You heard, you asked. You're cool if we talk about this. It's on the record. Babs revealed something about herself and I actually was really grateful for the time alone with her. I said, never would have learned that otherwise. Interesting piece of the puzzle. We were talking about having spent our morning choreographing a digger dance and how lucky we are to do the job we do. Talking about what other people in our lives do for a crust and going, oh, I couldn't do that. My dad's in finance, no thanks. She's talking about what her parents do, what the housemates do, no thanks, couldn't do that. Revealed one of her sisters is studying nursing and obviously we've got the nurse in

the family with Morgan doing nursing and Babs said, I could never do that job. Why Babs? Because a lot of things freak me out. Like, well, not necessarily blood, but any guts, like poop, whey, any bodily fluids. But also I can't stand when people hiccup. Sounds like blood poo and stuff. That's all yeah, but hiccup. No, but that's what I want. Two things to drill down on. The conversation started because she said bodily fluids. Poo, whey, bo boogers can't do it. I naturally go, well nursing, what about blood? She went, I'd be fine with the blood.

That's funny, because you know what's funny? Morgan is the same. She's a nurse. She doesn't do anything with poo, hates it. Blood, guts, whatever, fine. Cutting through her chest, all gravy. That's, I said, Babs was like, nah, that part's fine. But the other bodily fluids wigs me out.

Yeah. But more than anything, hiccuing makes her sick to the stomach. It makes me feel sick if someone's hiccuping. Really? Yeah. Isn't that, I've never heard that before. What if you get the hiccups yourself? It's okay, but like, I remember. So if I'm like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,, she used to have like a visceral, like she used to be like, like really get into it.

And you can't lose them. It just made me feel really gross. I don't know why. That's funny. So cutting into a human body, potentially that would be fine, but everything else, particularly hiccuping. That's bizarre, because there's nothing worse than having the hiccups. You can't get rid of them sometimes. And none of the hacks work. Being frightened, holding your breath, drinking water. I was like, none of them work. Nothing works. But that would send her into a spiral, could never be in medicine. And some people just get them,

like my little sister used to get chronic hiccups all the time and that would last for ages and she'd be very loud with them. Isn't that so funny? Yeah. I know everyone experiences them very differently. For me, the sound of someone hiccuping makes me feel like I've got to vomit. I don't know why. It's like reaching. Yeah, and it makes me feel like I need to throw up. Because I've heard before when people vomit, you kind of get a contact, oh you go, now I need to vomit, even though you previously did not feel ill.

I've never heard of hiccups, feeling contagious. I've never heard of that either. That's really funny. Yeah, it used to make me really angry when my sister would be hiccuping. I'd be like, shut up! That's what the big fights were, not that she stole your clothes, it's that she would hiccup in your face. She's hiccuping again!

See, I never would have got that. Jess and Daco. Boom, boom, boom, everybody say Adam. Elliot! Good morning, Big Wheels. Good morning, there's a little bit more. On that this morning. Elliot! Oh, you like that?

Yeah, I did like that. Very cool. That was for you, Turbo. Yeah. Big Wheels. Waiting to see how you'd react. So we did today the most condescending names you can call people and Big Wheels. Big Wheels isn't up there, no way.

Big Wheels is up there. Isn't it so subjective? My coffee this morning went for a swim. What's your name buddy? Oh buddy, bud. How did buddy not get our list? Because people call him champions on there obviously. I see, championi. I love championi.

I say it as a term of endearment. Faccioni. Championi. Thank you. We thought Big Wheels was hilarious. We started calling Shy Guy Big Wheels. When Adam comes in, let's call him Big Wheels and Turbo. Chief Turbo Buddy is a great one. Turbo rubbed me up the way.

Yeah, I can tell. She said Big Wheels and I was like, Turbo, you're like, mmm. We had a shorter rice cooker contribute. Stacey, she goes, I hate it when my colleagues call me Firecracker. Because she's little. Basically, like, calm down Firecracker. Do you have any in the locker rooms that you call like any of the names of boys call each other?

If you want to bring someone down a peg. Call them muscles. Muscles, yeah. Yeah, muscles. They're young muscles. They're young muscles. Muscles is a great one. And they tussle their hair.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Oh, that's fantastic. The look you gave me when I said turbo was so good. He nearly left. He's like, and I'm done with you guys. Yeah, I'll focus on big wheels. That's funny.

Oh no, but how are you, Addy? Yes, very good. Yeah, you look good. The injury's going well. Body's coming along well. Just over a week out of the sling now, so it's been really good. Enjoying getting back into some hard training again.

Yep. Yep, been for me a little morning swim this morning. Yep. But yeah, everything's been really good, enjoying getting back into some hard training again. Yep. You've been for me a little morning swim this morning. Yep. But yeah, everything's going really well. Actually, we're baby shopping yesterday. Oh, of course. We were down in Sydney, so that's been exciting. Your beautiful wife, how far along now?

She's got eight weeks to go. Holy moly. For 32 weeks now. Wow, it's coming down to it now. Yeah, it is the pointy end. Yeah, are you excited? Yeah, so pumped. I think yesterday for us, because we don't know the sex.

It's so cool that you've done that. I don't think I could wait. I never could wait. And it's funny, the longer that we've gone, the more excited we've been to leave it. Yeah. Because it's like, you know, we've waited this long. We've come this far. Yeah, we've come this far. So, but yesterday was, you know, and we often say that, because when we talk about the baby, it's not he or she, it's it. Yeah. So, we're going shopping yesterday, sort of made it feel a bit real. What about a lot of neutrals I imagine? Yeah, a lot of neutrals, which sort of suits the aesthetic as well.

I'll be honest, like, that's more my wheelhouse. Everything yesterday had to be ticked off, you know, fits the design brief. Yeah, I see, I see. You were all over that. Yeah, Mils rolling eyes at me the whole time. Have you done like the nursery at home? You got all your big ticket items?

No, literally yesterday we went to go get everything. So it was a one stop shop kind of set up. Yeah, I think we... Get a credit card out and hope for the best. Yeah, and I think we're going to leave as much as we can for when the baby's here as well. Obviously, we don't know whether it's a boy or a girl. Totally.

But yeah, it's obviously not my first rodeo. And I just do know how much stuff you do overkill. Yeah, 100%. At the start. Obviously we don't know whether it's a boy or a girl. But yeah, it's obviously not my first rodeo. And I just do know how much stuff you do overkill. Yeah, 100%. At the start. So it's like, what do we really just need? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then after that, you know.

How do we get home? Hey, I think people forget the baby shops doesn't disappear once the baby comes. Oh no, it's still there. Yeah, yeah. You're so right. It's still there. You do fall into that excitement anticipation

by everything. And need it all, need it all. Very cool. Going back into the newborn. That's gonna be so right. You do fall into that excitement anticipation by everything. Need it all. Need it all. Going back into the newborn. That's gonna be so funny. I know. I know. Yeah. Can't wait for that. Really excited for it. So, Mils friend bought her the little baby carrier the other day. So yeah, it's all starting to feel real now. Yeah. Exciting. Yeah. Very. Now, plenty going on in Knights HQ, mate. I don't know what you can and can't say. We haven't discussed this at all off air, but there's Adam O'Brien drama, there is

Caitlin Pong drama. The captain. There is. I mean, what's happening? Have you, you're not in there much right now? What's going on? Yeah, I've been in every day since I got the sling off. So I've been in there all last week, all this week.

Obviously, yeah a bit of turmoil I suppose overnight leading into was it leading into Monday Sunday night I think it all broke yeah so yeah we got in there and To be honest mate the coach was the coach was really good he was he just said look He actually said boy is there anything that's been on the news lately that I should be aware of said look he actually said boy is there anything that's been on the news you've got to address that yeah you've got to address it but then it was just business as usual so and you know speaking to a few of the boys that actually were up for media so you know that's a pretty big gig for them Bradman was up straight

away so Mike's in his face questions can ask questions left, right and centre. This is like, you know, only hours after being in there. And he's just announced he's expecting as well. There's a lot going on. Obviously, yeah, there's plenty going on. Yeah. He was probably expecting more baby reveal questions and then, yeah, this all broke. But it's not unfamiliar territory for us, I suppose. Like the last three years I've been here, this is my third season now.

Anytime that we've underperformed straight away they they've gone to you know, sack the coach Yeah, sack the coach and then we've made the eight both years So, you know, the results have been there and Adz has held his job for that reason, you know, so he should have so I think he's under that You know same motto of let our results speak for themselves and their boys have just been in there training hard He's been working hard and and I think the best way to respond this week is by just going out there and playing the best game of footy

that we possibly can as a club. And the Kaelin stuff? Yeah, KP wasn't in there. He had an appointment with his surgeon for his foot the other day, so I haven't spoken to him. And to be honest, I'm not gonna comment on any of that until I've actually spoken to Kaelin. It's the sort of thing you want to go direct to the source.

In saying that, it's his business anyway. So whatever he does share with me, he'll share with me. But I actually can't really say anything. Because like, you know, I think the one good thing about footy is there's not too much corridor chat. It's like the people in rugby league, it's often you go through the front door. So, you know, no one was really, everyone's, Caleb wasn't in there. So everyone sort of said, well, let's just wait till he's in here. That's what he says. That's what he says.

Does that mean when he comes in then, do you guys all go, hey, what's the goal of this? Or does he tell you, you reckon? There'll be plenty of banter. You know, like there's always any chance areas where there's a bit of smoke, someone tries it, you know know the boys are all funny like that. It's good I often share like a few things with mil You know she's obviously in an NRLW system in a professional rugby league system But the girls are so much kinder and nicer and respectful of each other than Respectful we're not disrespect

But any chance where there's a headline brought up, you know, you can guarantee it's getting put in the group chat. Yeah, yeah. Or any chance, you know, someone re-signs, it's always their shout. Like just those sorts of things around contracts. Which is healthier, isn't it? As opposed to having these bugbears or elephants

in the room. I suppose the women aren't as exposed to being in the media as much as we are in the headlines. Yeah. Quite yet, they'll get there eventually. But I think for us, it's one of those, it's like, if you don't laugh, you'll cry almost. Totally.

It's such a unique job you do. Make a joke out of it, have a laugh about it, if you can find some humour in there. That's usually the way that we roll about things. So there'll be plenty of banter, plenty of little comments I'd say here and there. If he leaves, clear up some money, you know. That's right, exactly.

Yeah, can't leave some for the rest of us. We'll bring Andrew Johns down our toilet. Oh, well, mate, good to see you. We're off for a couple of weeks now too, so we won't be on with you for a few weeks. But you know who's not? Babs. So maybe if you would like to come in and just do your sport rap, sweet Babs, I mean, someone's got to steer this ship or we're gone. Yeah, me and her might have some good on air chemistry.

You can take a job, you can do a podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They'll walk through the headlines about us. I should have let that out of the hat. You guys have been doing demos, haven't you? Is that why you've been here? We've been catching up. Adzy and Babzy. Adzy and Bab.

Oh, the Brons itself. I don't hate that. The A's and the B's. Big wheels and blonde wheels. Alright, thanks, mate. See you in a few weeks. Thanks guys. Jess and Ducco. It just dropped. Oh my goodness.

Is the internet broken? I think it is, yep. I've just seen broken internet. Jess and Ducco's video has dropped. Cue up, get low brother. While I set this scene. Let me find the right version. Tracy is a rice cooker.

We met a couple of weeks ago. She said, look, if anyone can get my dream off the ground, I think it's Jess and Ducko and by extension, Shy Guy and Babs. She wanted to see Digger's dance. She drives a lot for work. She drives past work sites. She goes, God, it'd be amazing to choreograph

a few of those huge machines. You and I kind of laughed about it. And we did have a lol. We thought, haha, she's drunk. Ha ha ha. Another one. And we left it to go to God. Yeah.

But then the wonderful people at Gatto Sales and Repair, they deal with diggers. Didn't know how much I loved Gatto until I went there, you know? I feel like that's my next career. I feel like something's been missing from my life. I didn't realise it was a digger-shaped hole. Yeah, oh yes.

And Gatto filled that hole. Didn't they? Oh, we filled the operating diggers We were able to go to Gatto yesterday. We invited Tracy to come down. The rice cookers picked this song get low I think it was Jade. Well done. What a song Yeah, we had Tom Blake and Marty. Oh the boys. Digger operators. Weren't they good too. My god Blake was a bit crazy but the other two operators. Weren't they good too? My god. Blake was a bit crazy but the other two. Blake was showing off. Blake was yeah yeah he was a loose firecracker. But that's okay when you've got the skills you show off baby. I'm sad one of the boys from Gat o' Dillon he said mate if my mate Paris was here Paris wanted to bring sand. So what could it be? It was still

fantastic. It was extraordinary the team at Newe Digital came on board. They captured everything. There's GoPros, there's drones, there's effects. It's unbelievable. Check it out right now. It's on the Jess and Ducko Instagram or either of ours. Go look at the video. Babs has yet to accept the collaboration, but that's okay. One day, one day that'll happen. It was amazing. It's very funny. We're making dreams come true. They literally let Jess and I operate the digger too, that was hilarious. Oh my god, I, the testosterone coursing through my veins. I know. I went home, I went home and I felt like such a man.

I showed my wife a video of me in my hard hat with my high-vis and she was like, you look like a child. I was like, okay. The close-ups of Ducko operating the digger in the cab. I know, a lot of people messaged me about it too. I didn't look great. in the cab. I showed my daughter the vision one rare time I let her use the phone and she was, she was so proud. All little kids have this weird obsession with construction equipment and diggers especially and she's going digger, digger. So we've got brownie points across the board but

no, none more so than for Gatto. We are so grateful. It was fantastic. It was amazing. So do go check out the film clip, the choreographed dance. Yeah. It's on the pipes now. It was a good time. Yes, 30 seconds, 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. You can't use the same answer twice and if you're unsure of the

question you can say pass. We'll come back to you of course if there is time at the end. We're playing for $10,000 our player today. Lauren. Hello Lauren. Hello. Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. We're about to go on three weeks professional development. Yep. So you are the third last opportunity. Yep. To win ten grand. Are you going to seize the day, Lauren? I hope so.

Yeah. No, no, hoping. Come on, Lauren. Confident. I'm going to. You're going to? I'm going to. Yes, queen.

What do you want to spend $10,000 on? I think I take the kids on a trip to Japan. Ooh. Yeah, nice. Very good. I'm going to have to go to my Japanese correspondent, Ducco. I need an example of something Japanese, starting with the letter E, please. That's a great question.

I can't think of anything coming to my mind. Is egg particularly Japanese? I mean, you can have an egg in a ramen. Yeah, yeah. I don't like that, that half egg. There'd be something, something with E in Japanese, I just don't know what it is yet. Edamame. Edamame!

Lauren! There you go! Thank you! Lauren! She's firing. You're basically halfway there, your letter's E, okay? Oh, excellent. Imagine how much edamame- I'm sorry, are you surprised by that?

Why do you think we were trying to workshop an E? Oh, T, is it? I just thought we were talking about- Ah, yeah, you can punch the edamame if you go to Japan. Imagine how much edamame you get for 10 grand! Oh, I just thought we were talking about... You can punch the edamame if you go to Japan. Imagine how much edamame you get for 10 grand. A lot of edamame. That's a lot.

Alrighty, Lauren, are you ready to rock? Let's do it. Alright. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter E, we need you to name a type of bird. A me. An instrument. Accordion. A Mexican food.

Enchilada. An occupation. Educator. A rapper. Eminem. A country. England. A TV show.

Class. An accessory. Earring. A verb? Eek. An island? Uh... Puh. A TV show?

Fuh. Bugger. Bugger. She wasn't half bad. Wasn't bad. Got yourself seven. So a TV show could have been Everybody Loves Raymond and Island Easter Island, but unfortunately an instrument you said the accordion that starts with A, we were after the electric

guitar. Yeah, electric anything. Very good though, Lauren. Geez, methodical. You were good. You're a good player, I can tell. Look, you don't get the money, you're not going to Japan, but you do get three months coffee subscription thanks to Lord Supply.

Embrace the chaos with Lord Supply, they're fantastic there. Awesome, thank you. Thank you Lauren. Have a wonderful rest of your Thursday. Have a good three weeks though. Oh, hey, it's professional development Lauren. We are developing professionally. We'll come back better. Unfortunately Jess's courses in Italy and mine in New Zealand, Shargas's in Thredbo,

Babs's is right here but we're all... I would argue Babs is the only one taking it not seriously we're traveling for our professional development she's staying home Babs can you stop taking our professional development a bit more seriously? I have no holidays and you want to pay rise, I mean take your PD seriously mate we're working on your holidays Babs I had to do my celebrant professional development the other day I'm just professionally developing left right and center developing left, right and centre. Developing left, right and centre.

Oh my god. But guess what? Good news. Up next, probably your last chance in the morning to get involved in the Keith Urban tickets. Oh, you're so right. Asking all the great questions. What's your duty in your relationship?

I'll unpack it next. Jess and Ducco. What's your duty in your relationship that you hate doing? But you have to sort of do it, like it's your jurisdiction. No one wants a duty. Yeah. But I think embossed in that word is responsibility through hardship. Like I guess I'm doing this. Like you know your partner is either A, not going to do it or B,

in our situation, going to be bad at it. So they want to do it. So for example, my duty in our relationship is anything face to face or over the phone with someone involving speaking, that's my jurisdiction. Yes, if there is a small piece of wood that needs to be chopped, I assume you handle the small acts.

My hatchet gets, I handle that, set the fire up, obviously. Absolutely. But I've also got like, if we change internet provider, make sure the internet's working. Why is the TV not working? Are you the tech guy in your relationship? Totally, absolutely. You can't work the printers at work, but you have TV not working? Are you the tech guy in your relationship? Totally, absolutely.

You can't work the printers at work, but you have to do tech at home. Can anyone work printers though? I mean, the printers never seem to work themselves. God forbid the tone is out. I couldn't tell you where it is. I know, right? Well, Shy Guy's the tech in our relationship, you know? That's true. Everyone's got their own duties. This is that classic thing of if you've got the duty at home, you don't want it at work. So it's like, I wash my hands. I'm not doing that. But Morgan's duty is anything with fine detail. Like any paper. You don't have the

attention span for fine detail. Florence's passport, because we're going overseas. Let alone the whole trip, who booked the trip? That'd be Morgan. Yeah, Morgan's having it. And I'll get there and go, what are we doing? Where are we? I want to go there. Where are we going? She knows that falls on her because I can try to do it. It won't be as good.

Same way, I'm very bad at online shopping. Don't know what it is. I'm just not good at it. Like I can't do it. She needs to do the online shopping for me. Cause she knows I'll stuff it up. Clothes, shoes, whatever you need. I get done by dodgy websites.

That happens to me a little bit. You followed for scams. Well, not scam, but like the Instagram ones where you see it and it comes and it's like, that you need. I get done by dodgy websites. That happens to me a little bit. You're falling for scams. Well not scams, but like the Instagram ones where you see it and it comes and it's like, that's not what I bought. And it's too easy these days. Some of these websites, it's like two clicks and you could have purchased it. Apple Pay? What? Did I just buy that? I blinked and I paid. Don't start me on Apple Pay. I would love to help you out here, Ducco.

What's your duty in your relationship? I have so few duties. Come on, man. The one duty that I, I don't know how it landed on me. Yeah and you never do right? They just sort of fall in your lap. My duty is the child care and I don't mean the physical parenting because Angus does his fair share of that. I mean literal childcare. I signed her up for it so I get the emails and it's like whoops I was meant to have given the immunisation record three weeks ago. Technically, we've not been getting the childcare subsidy for three weeks because I've lapsed in the paperwork.

Oh no. And I literally look at these things. That feels like an Angus Judy. But what doesn't feel like an Angus Judy? I have the most in equal, unequal relationship known to man. It's so bad. I actually winched to him the other day. Oh God, I'm tired. And this is a man. This is a man who is working.

I'm not even lying to you 16 to 18 hour days. The three jobs he has moving our house, dealing with the kid and the dog and you and organized our whole professional development trip that's coming up. Oh, so you didn't organize that? I thought, oh, you're not the holiday organizer. No, because even the holiday, I'm like, I'd like to do these things. I've got no duties. Even on holidays, I'm trying to think, I pick where we eat.

I don't because he likes to look at reviews. The one time I pick, we go to dodgy place and he goes, just let me Google it. I'll spend 45 minutes on TripAdvisor or whatever. Yeah. So his duty is also finding good. I've got no duties. Maybe that's your duty though. You're the vibes person.

No duties is the duty. You know what I'm good at? Yeah. Picking what we have for dinner. I don't cook. Oh, but you can go, oh, that's a tough one. I'll take a puttanesca and he goes, I will execute the puttanesca. Pasta every single night.

I'm, you know, my duty is keeping track of how low we are getting on certain items. On the pasta you get from South Australia. I did the toilet paper subscription. And even that's going to get delivered to your house, that's getting knocked down. I did a three monthly supply of 60 and he goes, why do we need so many? And I went, is that the wrong, was that the wrong choice? You always want a clean butt, honey. Everyone loves a clean butt.

Everyone does. I certainly live by that motto. I don't know about you, Angus. I grow with that motto. Pardon me. It's a huge duty. So my duties are the childcare subsidy. Which you haven't done.

Shouldn't be in charge of and toilet paper subscriptions. Babs, what's your duty in your relationship? I think I'm the organized one that does most of like the admin-y stuff but anything to do with life skills like building flat packs, Jethro has to do it. Okay that's the division of labor. I guess you guys don't live together so there would be a hey do this for me you know you guys are in almost an unspoken Range we know our range And she knows what I'm gonna be good at and bad at and vice versa. Totally. You know, I mean 13 1060 What's your duty in your relationship and it doesn't need to be partner. You could be family. It could be work relationship

Absolutely the duty that they just get put on you and you don't like doing it. Yeah. Yeah just get put on you and you don't like doing it. Yeah, yeah. Give us a call. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. 13, 10, 60, you're asking what's your duty in your relationship? It's your jurisdiction. It gets put on you. You don't necessarily know why.

You don't want to, but it happens. It happens. And we're not talking about those traditional gender roles. We're talking about things you've just woken up one day being like, how do I get lumped with this? This happened to me. But maybe it leans into your strengths, like you and Morgan, at least. Yeah, she doesn't want to speak to anyone, so I do all the face-to-face stuff.

That's right. And you're not a details guy, so she does all your admin. It kind of does work though. Like if she's on the phone to someone, like whenever she calls someone and they don't know who she is, and I know what she's calling about, she'll always say, hi, my name's Morgan, and then leaves it. And I'm like, why do you do that? Like, I don't care. Just say, hi, I'm just inquiring about this. You know what's funny? And then you can get into your name. I do that though.

Really? But it doesn't matter who I'm calling. I just go like, hey, I'm just inquiring about this stage of blah blah blah. Yep, cool. My name's such and such. If I call JB Hi-Fi to get a stock check on a camera, I will say, hi, hi Chloe. My name's Jess. Oh no. Do you have this in stock? They go like, hey, it's Shargo. Welcome to JB Hi-Fi. I go, yeah, g'day Shargo.

I'm just chasing your,D-49771 cameras. But then I feel like as a power imbalance, I know his name, why he should know mine. Wow. Okay, and Bab said she does it too, maybe that's just me. Oh, she went to Bab and she goes, hi, my name's Morgan. You're probably more efficient. Yeah, yeah. Do you know what I mean?

I'm like, hi, Morgan. She's like, um, anyway. How are you? And now she's got my last name and my last name is a nightmare to tell people. When you've got a hyphen in there, there's a lot going on. Courtney, good morning. Good morning. How are you guys?

Good Courtney. Excellent. Thanks. What's your duty in your relationship? Anything inside, but I find that possibly my husband purposely doesn't hang the washing out the correct way. What do we call this Courtney? Weaponized incompetence.

Do it the way I want you to do it. Absolutely. So I find I do everything. Yes. Kids to birthday parties, organizing the birthday presents for the birthday child, taking the kids. A tale as old as time Courtney. What's he do though Courtney? Surely there's something in there you know? Oh he mows the lawn. Yes, hey, hey, and they need to be mowed.

He's keeping those wheels turning. Thank you, Courtney. We go to Chloe on 13 10 60. Good morning, Chloe. What's your jurisdiction and your relationship? My jurisdiction is all of the paperwork. Is your partner just not a details person? No, he has no idea how to do any of it.

So anything with childcare, anything with when my daughter was born, all the paperwork, it's all on me partner just not a details person? No he has no idea how to do any of it so anything with childcare anything with when my daughter was born all the paperwork it's all on me because he doesn't understand it. Yeah I'm the same. Didn't flow out one form. When Flo was born I didn't see a form. Did you sign some forms? I might have. I was like you know if I do this I'll give her the wrong name accidentally. I'm noticing that as well in my capacity as a celebrant. Like the bloke has to come to the meeting and just does not say a word. So I always, it's like one of those little micro feminism things. I always make the lady person one on the documents.

And I'm like, you've had no role with you so far, bro. You're person two. Emma on 13 10 60. What's your jurisdiction, your relationship? The birthday party's an event, the birthday presents, like we've had our first born's birthday party, birthday this week on Monday. We've got a birthday party this week. I am so stressed with all the backlog on groceries, making sure the party games are organised and hubby has just done nothing.

But I bet the lawn looks great. Well actually no, my lawnmower is broken. Oh no! He's won duty. Yeah, yeah, oh no, the mower's broken and all the kids will rock up and he'll go, what's this, having an air house? Ah, it's really freed up some time though. Jenny, good morning.

Morning. What's the duty in your relationship? So I have to do all the gross things. So I have to pick up the dog poo from the backyard and I have to clean up all the kids vomit because my husband does not have any stomach for it whatsoever. Okay, a good excuse. Did he lay that one on you early, Jenny? Yeah.

I can't do the dog poo. I couldn't possibly do it. Okay, a good excuse. Did he lay that one on you early Jenny? I can't do the dog poo, I couldn't possibly do it. Yeah, no I'm allergic to dog poo, vomit. Yeah, actually I got the dog poo one in our household. Do you? Yeah, well you remember Morgan said she was pregnant and she couldn't do it? It's just stayed on. That's a very powerful, yeah, yeah, it's a powerful tool. Jaden, good morning. Here you go, guys. Here we go, Jayden. You're the first bloke we've had call through. Oh, I've just noticed that, mate.

I've just noticed that. Yeah. You're going to have to try and equalise, Jayden. Do us, do us good work here. What's your jurisdiction? Be married for 14 years and I've found it. I just have to do what I'm told to do, mate. There he is. Jess and Ducco.

These words are my own. Word up. Took the word right out of my mouth. Wordyokey. Produce a hot sausage has put down the brownies after her Kentucky stop to Amsterdam this morning. Have you noticed we haven't been off at any yet? We gave her like six and we're just waiting for it. They're quite moreish aren't they? Yeah they are.

Well, she's been very slow today. Shy Guy's secret recipe obviously slaps. Did you get that from your mum, that recipe? Yep. It's been passed down generation to generation. Yeah, he loves it. But she's in studio, we're thankful, in a mist of hazel.

Smiles like something's weird. But she is Quizmaster, she's got a bunch of words. We're gonna attempt to sing a song that has that word as a part of its lyrics. Now you got up last week, didn't you? I believe so. Yeah, okay. I don't know what else to add. I was waiting for you to do the score updates. Oh true. Well it's kind of gone shy guy ducko for the last couple of weeks, but that was the first time in a few weeks that Jess is actually one Okay, this runs out quickly. We got my hot straight. Yeah, you got for a ride

And then yeah, yeah. All right. Let's see who comes out on top today First word is broke. No broke boys do a new friend I got a high five you that is such a good song I've got a high five for that. That is such a good song. Tinashe! There he is. What did you have? What was in your list? No Broke Boys.

Oh that was it. Okay. Did you hear it in the office when she did the words yesterday? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Next word is... Waves. It comes and goes in waves. Damn! It was on my mind! Dean Lewis! Big fan of Dean. It comes and goes in waves. Damn, it was on my mind. Dean Lewis.

Big fan of Dean. Dino. Could we call him a good friend of the show? Nah. He was on once and he said we're in Brisbane, so I wouldn't say he was a friend. You're so right. You've got the one off Riverside. What?

Read your sheets, Dean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the last time he was on. You're so right. All right, point to Jess. So, Ducku, you're going was the last time he was on. You're so right. Alright, point to Jess. So, Ducko, you need to get on the board.

I do. You know what it is? I'm not standing up. Here we go. I'll join you. Watch me get a point now. Come on, Ducko. The next word is magic. Love and sex and magic, baby. Every time I'm on.

Is that a JT song? Love and sex and magic, baby. Yeah, I burn. Is that JT's song? Love and sex and magic baby. Yeah. And I didn't know. But Shaggy first. Well, I heard Ducko first, but Shaggy continued longer. Hey. But you heard me first.

Yeah, but that doesn't count. Okay, sure. We'll go Ducko. It depends on me. Even though you won that, she makes it seem like she's done your fame far. I know, I know. It's because look.

What about the whole time you got a win, she's like, oh, it was spelt differently. But you guys told me to be a hard arse. I'm not saying the hard arse. You have to not make up new rules on the fly. Anyway. I'm Quizmaster. It's Tide.

This is exciting. Yeah, it is. Next word is life. Oh, oh. Life, oh life. Oh life. Oh life. Big city life.

I had life as a highway. Oh, there's a number of songs, oh life. Big city life. I had life as a highway. Oh, there's a number of songs. So you're not going to play the point? Yeah, point to Jasper. Alright, next word. It sounded like it.

Did you really, there's something in those brownies. Next word is better. Better, oh, oh, oh. I know the answer. Sing better days. Oh, I know the answer. Better days. Oh, nice. Better man. What am I thinking? Better man?

Yeah, that's Bez Better Man by Peljean. Damn it. Better days. Is that Robert Williams one? Is it Robert Williams? To be a better man. To be a better man. Oh, jeez.

Another tune. Come on. Well done. So if I don't get this one out of the game. Hashtag I won? No, you two are both on two. No, you two are both tied. I'm on one. I feel like I need to get this to stay in otherwise I'm gone.

Yes, otherwise whoever gets this point wins. Okay. Out of us, yeah. Next word is... Suddenly. Suddenly I see, suddenly I see, this is what I wanna be. Suddenly I see. Ty, Nolan, Lloyd, KT, Tunstall.

We'll go again. Big fans. Come on, come on. Next word is earth. Earth. I feel the earth. Ah, well done. Under my feet. Jess wins again.

I feel the sky. I feel the lid and the sky. I was thinking it was earth, wind and fire. I was thinking of this. Yeah, I was like, where do they say it? Where do they say it? Yeah, yeah, do you remember? What a song.

Yeah, that's what I was doing in my head. Jess and Ducko. Lady Gaga. How bad do you want me? Very bad. So bad. That's what all, that's what Keith Urban has been saying to the Rice Cookers all week. How bad do you want me, guys? How bad do you want me?

I got two tickets every day with Jess and Ducko. Sorry, he's gone for left and right. Did Keith become Anthony? When did that happen? I love when Jess does an impersonation of anyone. every day with Jess and Ducco. Sorry, he's gone for left-handed. Did Keith become Anthony? Oh, when did that happen? I love when Jess does an impersonation of anyone. It becomes like Fat Pizza. Like, what a show.

I loved that show. Anyway, Keith has been saying- I'd like to meet your cousin, actually. Federico. Yeah, Federico. Oh, like the actual cousin. No, no, like Pablo, like Esk. That should be a character.

That could be. I could call Federico, I mean he might be available. But yes, we've had a double pass every day to see Keith Urban, plus accommodation at the iconic Newcastle beachfront destination. Oh, it's fantastic, Noels on the beach. That's right. You just have to get involved in the show. And honourable mention to a lot of contributions today. There's some good ones today. Jurisdiction, what do you do for your relationship?

But just after seven, because we spoke about it earlier in the show, we said, what do you hate being called? What is a name that is super condescending? Your champ, your mate, your buddy, muscles. Hot wheels. Hot wheels, not big wheels. Big wheels. What was the other one?

Turbo. Turbo. That's wheels. Not big wheels. Big wheels. What was the other one? Turbo. That's what I'm thinking of. Some great nominations but then Stacey got in touch. I was a little bit afraid of Stacey because she was revisiting something that gets her fired up. Yep. This was what she said. I'm quite short and can get quite frustrated and I hate it when colleagues call me firecracker. Oh I love that Stacey. So settle down firecracker. It's like telling a lady to calm down, just add firecracker on there, I'm gonna go absolutely nuclear on you. Oh yeah.

Firecracker. This is a hell of a list. Or Jack Russell, Stacey. You're like a little Jack Russell going off there. I've had that a few times. Well you don't need to settle down, Firecracker, because you have won the tickets to Keith Urban, Stacey. Oh my goodness, thank you so much.

Very welcome. Thanks for getting involved in the show. Bit of fun there, Stacey. No, I love it. Thanks guys. Thanks, Big Wheels. involved in the show. Bit of fun there Stacey. No I love it thanks guys thanks big wheels. God she's good. Enjoy the concert Stacey. Thanks so much everyone. You're very welcome. Hey last chance for that tomorrow you've got another one tomorrow's we're on the show it's Friday always

a good time on a Friday. Absolutely we're gonna get our banger selections up on the Jess and Duck on Instagram so you can vote we are heading off on a Friday. Absolutely. We're going to get our banger selections up on the Jess and Duck on Instagram so you can vote. We are heading off on three weeks professional development after the show tomorrow, obviously. So the last banger for a while, the last chance at Alpha Bucks for a while, as you said, the last tickets to Keith Urban. It's all happening. Don't forget, we just dropped our video today that we did for our digger dancing.

That's right. We went out to Gatto and they said, look, we've got 50 to 100 Cabalcos, beautiful diggers. And we've got three exceptional digger operators. 250, 300 K each of those diggers. Those that we were operating. Massive shout out to not only Dylan from Gatto, who heard us originally talking about this and went,

this doesn't have to be a joke. This could be real. But Blake, Tom, and Marty, who operated the Diggers. Legends. Absolute legends. Have a look at their choreography to Lil' John's Get Low on the Jess and Ducko pipes. Tommy and Marty can move those things. Here's a bit of the video as well.

Go check out our socials, but here's a bit. Now they're going to spin. So I reckon that's them coming into formation. And then Get Low's obvious. Then, swing. To the window. To the window! To the window! To the window!

To the window! To the window! To the window! To the window! To the window! To the window! To the window! To the window!

To the window! To the window! To the window! To the window! To the window! To the window! To the window! To the window!

To the window! To the window! To the window! To the window! To the window! To the window! A repeat, a take is happening. It was just fantastic. Such a wonderful, wonderful morning. It was a good time. With the team at Gatto. So yeah, go check out the video. It's up there now. Back tomorrow, Friday as we said, we've got the bangers on the show. We've got another chance to keep third. We've got AlphaVox on the show.

We've got Shy Guy's diary, last diary for a few weeks. We'll change that to Big Wheel's diary. Oh, big, yes. Tomorrow, just for tomorrow, can you just make it Big Wheel's diary? Please. And go, hi. The diary's going through an upchange right now. Oh, that's an issue. Don't bring the real life into it.

Hahaha! What is that fun? He's on leave for three days, whatever you want. We've had a breakfast and he's always like that. Hahaha! Good morning boss. Ah, anyway, Babs, you got much on this afternoon? Tears or? No, I'm feeling pretty good.

God, it's the last stop on Babs' Contiki. Where are we off to tomorrow? Espanol, baby. So our European correspondent in Pablo is going to lean in. God, we could probably be introduced to Pablo's whole family. I think so. I think Pablo might be from there. That would be fun.

There's a question mark over where he's place of origin. Yeah think so, I think Pablo might be from there. Oh, maybe. That would be fun. There's a question mark over where he's... Yeah, you know Pablo. Anyway. But the last stop on her can take you before she has to fly home. Oh, you must be excited to chat to Pablo tomorrow, Bubs. I'm so excited. Have you missed any of our show, grab on the podcast, we're gonna get your podcast, we're

out of here, we'll see you tomorrow. Bye bye. Bye. What's love, you know? What's love? Jess and Ducko! That was the Jess and Ducko podcast. The rumors are true.

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