Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Boy logic

Episode Date: November 25, 2024

What cracking an egg says about your cooking ability, we ask about your fingers and Shy Guy presents another round of Year of the Song!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The toffee nut flavoured ice latte has arrived at my cafe. Try it today. Jess and Duggo. This is the Jess and Duggo podcast. Welcome to the podcast. Oh, hello. Great day. Great contributions.

Big show. Some excellent boy logic. Yes. From the rice cookers. Yes. It is good boy logic. It is a big show. Yeah, I don't know.

I can't think of anything else to really add on there. We learned that Khaleesa's milkshake song is definitely about boobies. Yeah, was there a problem with my theme? Because I thought it was quite good. Oh, I mean, the songs were good. The theme was National Cake Day, because I like the theme around the day of the week it is. But

there was only so many cake songs. Yes, and they all felt like they were from the same three-year period. Yeah. I felt like I guessed 2002 every time. The earliest was, you can listen to it. I'm not going to give it away. No, don't give it away.

Don't ruin the nine minutes of beauty that was year of the song. It was at least 20 years between each of the songs. There you go. Well, there you go. It was a good edition. I actually thought the songs were fairly good. I think there was more cake-related songs than I anticipated. And candy and sweet related.

Candy by Robbie Williams. Tune. One of the great songs. Oh, that was a shit song. No, I liked it. That's trash. I enjoyed it. Out of all his songs, that is by far the worst.

He's got worse. Really? He's got worse. It's not his best. Oh, that's better than that. That's better than Candy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I liked that song Rocky DJ. Oh, that's better than that. That's better than Candy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that song.

Yeah. Nah, Candy. Candy, he mentioned a Candyman. If we ever get Robbie Williams on, I'd love to talk about Candy. I'm sure he'd be like, no one ever wants to talk about Candy. Yeah, yeah. What happened? Why did you do this song?

Oh, so they're going to play it? Yeah. Oh, no. Me too. No, it's had one run on the show today. Ducko won't give it any more air time. Okay, fair enough. I don't even know if we have it in the system.

It was song three. I don't reckon we'd have it in the system. It's there. I got it out of the system. Oh, hang on. How did we miss Mandy Moore's Candy? Oh, I don't know that one. Yeah.

I've not heard this either. No. Bad? Not well-versed with Mandy Moore's back catalogue. No. I have not heard this either. Babs? Not well-versed with Mandy Moore's back catalogue. We don't have Robbie Williams candy in my system. What a shame. Couldn't search it even if I wanted to. I kind of thought that would happen.

That's why I didn't bother. Yeah. We got here. We did. We got Mandy Moore, so there you go. There you go. She gets two cents in the mail. That's right.

Anything you want to add, Babs? What did you learn today? Yeah, good learnings. I learned what Candy Shop was about. Oh, yeah. A place of pleasure. Yeah, a place of pleasure. You gave us a thorough detailed description about that.

Yeah, what else did I learn today? We learned about Wheel of Fortune, but we didn't really. We didn't. We have more questions now than answers. We had to crack an egg. Yeah. Stop. Let's do that.

About 10 minutes. We didn't do it very well, though. Well, no, you got the yolk in there. Yes. But according to chefs, fancy cooks smash it on a flat surface. Yeah, they use a bowl. Chopping board or bench. I'm going to try that.

I feel like I'm going to stuff it up. Yes, it feels like we're prone to desire. And that means you have to clean more. Yeah. Like, isn't raw egg like E. coli or salmonella? I don't think so. I think when I read the article, it said that doing it on a surface is cleaner than a bowl.

What if the bowl's just been washed, though? It's been sitting in my cupboard. Yeah, I don't know. And the flat surface has had everything on it. I don't know. Maybe doing it on the lip of the bowl, prone to spillage. Like leaking out of the crack. When you gave the various instruments to Ducko to see what one he chooses,

there was a fork in the mix. No, there was a knife and a spoon. I'm sorry. Yep. Was the intention maybe he would use one of those? Correct. To like make the cut. Like cut it, like hit it.

Correct. Correct. Which is apparently the second best way to do it, according to chefs. See, I'd just hit it and then just go everywhere. Yeah. Do you read all the articles that you print off for us? Well, you kind of skim them when you're copying them. Yeah. Because you don't use all of them sometimes.

Like, sometimes you use all of them, sometimes you don't. Like, all the information. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, sometimes I cull a lot of it. And skim. So you'd have to read it, right? Yeah, I'd have to, like, fast read it. Yeah, I didn't even think about that. It's very hard to get a Daily Mail article onto one page. Yeah, yeah. yeah. Yeah, sometimes I cull a lot of it. And skimp. So you'd have to read it, right? Yeah, I'd have to fast read it. Yeah, I didn't even think about that. It's very hard to get a Daily Mail article onto one page. Yeah, yeah. It really is.

Isn't it funny because the Daily Mail articles are so much fluff? It's like they've got the minimum word count, so they start going so left of centre. Majority articles three quarters of the way through, that's what I want done. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

There you go. You get to read a lot of junk. Yes, I do. Not that what we do is junk, but. No, no. I feel smarter for it. There you go. You must have a lot of junk. Yes, I do. Not that all you do is junk. No, I know. I'm smarter for it. There you go. You must have great dinner conversation.

Oh, yeah. I'll say, look, guys, today I learned how to crack an egg. Yep. Should we all get the dozen eggs out and have a go? Yeah, that's what you can do with your housemates tonight. Oh, they'll love that. And then you'll fight over who bought the eggs and wasted them. Quickly, we're all... We'll have to put it into Splitwise and halve it up.

Splitwise? Oh, sorry it up. Splitwise? Oh, sorry. What's Splitwise? It's like an app you can get where you put in the item that you bought and then it splits it evenly for you. So you buy the 12-pack of Quilton. Yep. Guys, this is everyone's using it.

Yep. Give you $3.30. And then it divides it and then you just put in there when you've paid them. Oh. It keeps track for you. That's a good idea. Are you doing individual items or is it like a bulk thing at the end of the month? If it's... So it depends what the item is.

We don't put it in if it's toilet paper or just like cleaning stuff because we kind of just go like one for one. But say if we went to Kmart like we did and spent $100 on stuff for the house like that we don't really need, then you'd split it up. Or like if we went and bought a lawnmower, which we haven't, but for example, we would split it in three. Absolutely. But then the issue is when you all eventually leave the house, who gets the...

Well, that's the other issue. They've got to buy you out of it. They can buy you out. Like a divorced couple, yeah. Yeah, possibly, yes. Or if you're nice, you'd just say, well... Well, it doesn't instantly pay. What do you mean?

Oh, like does it already do it? No, you have to go onto your app and then pay. Right, right, right. But then you can tick off that you've paid. That'd be too dangerous if it was instant. Yeah, yeah. Like, I did this, I did this. Pay me, pay me, pay me.

Sometimes I've looked at Splitwise and gone, hmm, no, I'm not going to pay for that because I paid for this last week. Oh, see, that's where it gets unpleasant. It's like we're splitting everything. Yeah, because it's like people, I don't know, some people have different what they think they should split, whereas, like, you know what I mean? What's the last thing you called into question?

Toilet paper. Yeah. Someone bought it. Yeah. And then put it in split wise. And I was like, oh, well, I've bought toilet paper like five times already this year. Say their name. Say who did this.

No, I'm not going to do that. You've only got two housemates. No, but it was fine. Like they were fine with it because they've never lived at a home before. So they didn't know. Gotcha. Did you see, was that a conversation? Yeah.

I was just like, hey, look, this is usually what we've done. Sorry, but we don't put that in split wise. But did they think the toilet paper up until that point had magically appeared? Well, that's what I said. Yeah, I was like, we've been buying this. And paper towel and stuff too. I was like, we've been buying this the whole time. It hasn't just appeared in the cupboard.

I'm going to start doing this with Morgan. Yeah. Split wise. Split wise. I brought the groceries. Yeah, come on. Transfer me. appeared in the cupboard. I'm going to start doing this with Morgan. Yeah. Sput wise. Sput wise. I brought the groceries. Yeah, come on. Transfer me. I paid the mortgage.

Your turn. It's all coming from the same account. Enjoy the show. Welcome to it, team. Well, good morning. We're here. We're here. We're loving it. Oh, yeah. It looks like a beautiful day ahead. Oh, team. Well, good morning. We're here. We're here. We're loving it.

Oh, yeah. It looks like a beautiful day ahead. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm very happy to be here. That's it. Wouldn't be dead for quits. You've done something that I don't think you've ever done before. Nah.

I was hoping you'd notice. Oh, no, you can't miss ya. You can't miss me. You're in full red. Oh, I... How fast do I look? You've got a Ferrari shirt. Me and Babs and you caught the lift together.

Me and Babs, I was like, you're wearing a full Ferrari. I nearly wore me Ferrari cap. Oh, you should have. I should have, absolutely. I don't look great in caps. Yeah, you know, I'm doing a bit of a spring clean. You know, sometimes before Christmas, it's nice to go through your drawers, make room for more stuff.

I'm going to get so many presents. Yes, so I best clear out some of me old stuff. Clearing out my T-shirt drawer, I went, oh my God, my bloody Grand Prix, Singapore Grand Prix Ferrari top, shoved at the back of the drawer. Then you can tell everyone, yeah, I was at the Singapore Grand Prix. Well, I was waiting for Shy Guy to be like, is that authentic? And I wanted to be like, yeah. I've been there.

From the Grand Prix, brother. I was pit crew. Smell it. It smells like fuel. I was going to start calling you Lightning McQueen. Not mad about it. He's fast. What about Charles Leclerc? Yeah. Thank you. He's my to start calling you Lightning McQueen. Not mad about it. He's fast. What about Charles Leclerc?

Yeah. Thank you. He's my favourite. And also, it doubles because I've got my PT today. So maybe I'll go faster. Is that your exercise gear, is it? Well, I was going to change my shorts. But keep the T on.

Are you going to exercise in that? It'll ruin the shirt, though. I don't sweat that much, bro. You sweat when you're not working out. So I'd imagine you do. Oh, smell-wise, yeah, but not like staining. That's so funny. I thought you'd be like a real workout sweater.

Yeah, do you know what? Because I feel like I'm dying, but I think my heart's giving up before my sweat glands. So I'm panting and huffing and puffing, and then I go to take a snap to show Angus, look how hard I've been working. And it does not translate into the camera. I hate that. So I think it's my heart fitness is not as good.

I'm not the biggest sweater either in the gym. I'll still sweat, but I'm not- Like, you can push yourself. Yeah. But then it's not reflected in that way. Some people will just be dripping. Yes. Like, dripping.

Yeah. I am lucky in that regard. Yeah, yeah. It doesn't manifest. But then it also means my PT thinks I'm not working that hard. I have to work hard. I am dying. I can't breathe with the sweat glands.

You'll be in a Ferrari show. You'll be going so fast today. He won't even see you. So fast. There she goes. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. Well, good.

Do me running. Pepta. And my shoulder breasts. I stand by. I want to see you and Babs go side by side and running. I tried to invite her to come join my PT. That wouldn't be good for your relationship. Mainly to get the price down for me.

I was like, chip in a bit. As if you pay. But she said, no, no, I do. And my husband made me pay more. He goes, he's charging you not enough. Pay more. Charge you more. Jesus.

I invited Babs. I said, do you want to come? We're basically on the same schedule daily she said no thanks and then joined another gym I couldn't imagine you and Babs working out together why not we could do some Zumba and some Shabam

you weren't here in the office one day I think you left and it was me, Shaga and Babs she would work out I said Babs can you go for a run up and down the hall I reckon you have a funny running style did you make her run no she refused. All the girls were like, Ducco, you can't say that.

I was like, well, she would. Shy girl's laughing. Can you confirm or deny, Babs, your running style? I have a good running style. The issue is we don't get taught how to run. No, that's what I mean. It's not your fault, Babs. Everyone looks funny running and walking.

We got taught how to swim as kids and no one taught us how to run. I don't know what I'm doing. That's why I said Babs, I'll help. We'll run together and she wouldn't do it. Well, maybe your running style's funny. Yeah, it could be. How would any of us know? Exactly. How would any of us know? It was very funny. Anyway, how are you? Good. Fired up for a Tuesday.

Always fired up for a Tuesday. Love to hear that. Doing well. Can't think of much that happened in my day yesterday. I've been very much watering my garden a lot lately. Oh, he's lawn proud. Oh, man. How soon till we see a bit of lawn porn on your Instagram? I don't know.

It's not that I'm lawn proud. It's that I've paid money to get this in now that I just don't want to ruin it. I best upkeep it. And then like, yeah, I feel like it's just my domain. Like Morgan never says it is, but I'm like, she doesn't do it. And I know it's just mine. But I bet you if you saw her out there with a mower, you'd be like, get your hands off that thing.

That's fine. And if I saw her watering it, I'd be like, you're doing it wrong. Yeah. You're doing it wrong. I did a bit of a garden zhuzh before the baby's first birthday. Yep. And now all those plants are dead because it was really like, you're here for one day and one day only.

And now they're like, water ass. Yeah, yeah. It's hard to maintain that lawn lifestyle. It is. It is. And in this weather too. Oh, God. I'd be mowing all the time.

You lawn proud, Shaga? Yeah. He loves a bit of lawn porn. Thursdays is my lawn day because the bin day is the Friday. What do you mean? Every Thursday? Yeah. Well, you're mowing every Thursday.

The grass grows so quick now. It does. It does. Wow. Someone actually did tell me you're meant to mow. You're not meant to mow, wait until it gets really long, then mow. You're meant to only get it when it's a little bit long and you shave a couple of centimeters off. Why?

It's best for the grass growth. Otherwise, I don't know. Apparently, when you take the big parts off it, it's not good for it. Do you know what? I think that's the same with hair on your head. Really? I don't know. Well, the hairdresser's always like, you know, have a regular trim every, what, eight to ten weeks.

Maybe it's similar with lawn. Don't let it go crazy. Don't let it go too wild. I wonder if lawn and grass, I mean grass and hair and so on. When he was telling me that, I was like, yeah, I'm definitely not going to do that. I'm going to let it get long and just keep... You should get Shy Guy around. Yeah, do you want to come around?

Don't worry about Jim's mowing. You running an electric mower? Yeah. See, I've got a petty. I like the electric one. It's quieter. It's easier. Oh, he brings his own tools.

To be fair on my little... Yeah, I've got a very little yard though as well. It's like my cleaner brings her own vacuum. I'm like, I've got one. She's like, no, no, mine's better. I'll make you some lemonade. I'll sit out there and watch you. Oh, it's working so hard.

Wear your little shorts, Shaga. Oh, look at the big boy working. And your wine brim hat, because you are paying. I don't have one of those. Duggo can provide. I'll provide you. Oh, I bought a fun bucket hat on the weekend, actually. I've got a bucket hat with bananas on it.

Oh, well, that's a bit of fun. I'll wear it one day. That's a bit of fun. I bought it in Toxic Caleb. I woke up the next day and went, didn't need this. I don't think so. Oh, this is what I bought, did I? Hey, we've got a big show, though, for the team, for everyone.

Alpha Box Choice, your chance at 10K, 1K, 638. We've got Call of Fame, Emco Beauty Glam Pack. That's right. You get involved. A couple of fun opportunities today to get involved. Oh, yeah. And kicking off, Ducko. Yep.

There's a reboot of one of our classic, one of the classic game shows, an Aussie reboot, remake. People are mad about it. People are not happy about Wheel of Fortune returning. Shy Guy, our man on the ground, watched it last night. Oh, a correspondent, a wheel correspondent. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko.

Jess and Ducko. Hey, growing up, Ducko, what were your family's game shows of choice? You all gather around the telly, maybe before dinner, after dinner. Did you have something the Alan Duckets loved? I don't know if we all watched a game show necessarily. I think. You were a home and away house, I know. Yeah, home and away. But any of the game shows get a.

I think so. I mean, I just remember Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Oh, we loved. And we loved when it was actually a million bucks. Yeah, yeah. Now Millionaire Hot Seat. I'm pretty sure you can only win 250 grand. It's like us saying 25K, Shaggo Dibs.

You can only win 5K, but there is 25K in the pool. It's the same concept. Is that what you're saying Eddie McGuire did? Well, yeah. There's a pool of a million. Exactly right. You can win it, but you can't. Yeah, yeah.

You're absolutely right. I was like, how dare you? We absolutely have 25K. We do. We do. I'm trying to remember, Shaggo. Maybe you can't. You're absolutely right. I was like, how dare you? We absolutely have 25. We do. We do. I'm trying to remember, Shilago, maybe you can quickly Google. What was the one with John Burgess and it was like you had to work out the pictures and it was like either a quote or a phrase and you had a catchphrase.

Catchphrase. Do you remember catchphrase? Yes, I do remember catchphrase. I loved catchphrase. Yeah, yeah. The picture game. Yeah, yeah, the big picture game. That was a bit of fun.

Well, these were all ones that hold special places in our hearts. Yeah. But I would say for a lot of people, Wheel of Fortune is that show. Yeah, Wheel of Fortune. Is this the theme song? Apparently. From 2017 to 2021. Well, there you go.

So apparently it got cancelled 16 years ago due to low viewership. Maybe we moved away. Are you telling me people are watching The Tipping Point now? They are. Surely no one's watching Todd Woodbridge and The Tipping Point. Todd has got a stranglehold on the game show universe. Wheel of Fortune, lay waste. 16 years it was cancelled.

Well, Channel 9, no, Channel 10 has brought it back. Okay. Australian reboot of Wheel of Fortune. Yeah. How exciting. Yes. People are up in arms. Oh, no.

Who's hosting it? Graham Norton. Oh. The Irish chat show host. So he's doing it from the UK. Well, this is the thing though, people are mad about it. He's literally hosting a show called Wheel of Fortune Australia. Oh no. He's Irish

filming it in the UK in Manchester with Aussie expats. Shut up. Why can't they film it here with an Australian host? Was Osher busy? Have you been on Nine Honey? Because that's all the comments. All the comments are, fair enough. We've got enough Australian talent.

We do. Wait a minute, What's Grant Denyer doing? Yeah. Or GD. GD's doing Deal or No Deal. That's fair. But hey. Hey, man. Osher could do like three at once.

Why can't Grant? What about, I mean, the Duckman's free. You know, I could do it. We could do it, Jess. See, they're not nurturing us now. They're not. You know? Now, Wheel of Fortune is the one where you spin the.

I actually don't know it. Nah, you spin. I don't know it that well. I'm going to need to Google it. I'm pretty sure you could have guessed. There's a wheel involved. Yes. You spin the wheel, and then you've got to work out what the saying is.

You get a tile. Yeah, the saying on the tile. So you get to say, I'd like an A, please. Yes. A vowel. Or a vowel. A vowel's always good. A vowel's a good one.

I'd like to buy a vowel. What a Wheel of Fortune board game. Wheel of Fortune, you spin the wheel. Oh, yeah, you saw it The vowel's a good one. I'd like to buy a vowel. What a Wheel of Fortune board game is popping up. Wheel of Fortune, you spin the wheel. Oh, yeah, you saw it. You get a dollar value, and you say, okay, with this money, I want to buy a vowel, or I buy a letter, or I buy a letter. Right. And then you've got to make the word.

Hang on, when I say I want to buy a letter, did I not get to pick the letter? I think, well, you want to start with the vowels, because then it helps you make the word. Yeah, yeah, but saying I want to buy a letter, there's like 21 letters. I want an S. Yeah, but I think. You're going to give me a P then it helps you make the word. Yeah, yeah. But saying I want to buy a letter, there's like 21 letters. I want an S. Yeah, but I think.

You're going to give me a P. I don't want a P. The letter you get might not help you. Yeah. If you get a vowel, it's more likely to help you. Because there's usually vowels in the words. But I'm saying, do I get to pick the letter or the vowel? I don't know.

Didn't you watch it last night? You watched it last night? Yeah, with like one eye. Oh, okay. Hey, come on. You're our correspondent to the wheel. You're our wheel guy. So you spin the Come on, you're our correspondent to the wheel. You're our wheel guy. So you spin the wheel, you do things, you ask the questions, you get the letters, you've

got to reveal the word. Correct. You always see the funny memes where it's like a dirty word, and they're like, what do you think it is? 100%. I love those. The American ones are so stupid. Yeah, yeah.

But yeah, people are up in arms. How are you calling it Wheel of Fortune Australia if I can't have a go? Yeah, that's it. You know, living on the coast. That's dodgy as. It's dodgy. So, Graham. Graham Norton doesn't need to do Wheel of Fortune Australia, if I can't have a go, you know, living on the coast. That's dodgy as. It's dodgy. Graham Norton doesn't need to do Wheel of Fortune Australia. How much more?

See, talk about people double dipping. How much more does Graham Norton need to be doing? Yeah, come on. So there you go. I'm so sorry, people. If you're excited about the Australian reboot of Wheel of Fortune, you're going to have to go to Manchester, UK. Oh, that is just, it's probably cheaper to fill in there.

And clear up whether you can actually pick the letter slash avail you want or if Graeme's just going to give you one. Before we went to air, Shaga's like, I watched it last night, I know how it works.

And we come on air, I felt compelled not to. We spent three minutes discussing how it works. I felt compelled, I don't need to look it up, Shy Guy's got me. He's the man with the green.

Shy Guy does not got me. He doesn't know if I can pick. Well, we know explaining things isn't his strong suit. He's consistent at least. He's like, Shy Guy, are you looking at

the rules right now? No, no, no. I explained the rules correctly. Okay. No, you didn't clarify. Can I pick the letter I want? You can spin the wheel. Spin the wheel!

Guess the letter, buy a vowel, solve the puzzle. Ooh. These are all for different values. If you want to buy a vowel, it's $250. Ooh, buy a vowel! If you want to solve a puzzle,

there's a $1,000 prize. Can I pick that I want an E? You're not answering the question. I don't know that question. That answer to that question. Great work. I can tell you what he's earning for our episode. Oh, yeah, what's he earning?

$177,000. Oh, so you wouldn't have to pay us that. Great. Yeah, see, I reckon we could undercut it. I'd do it for a voucher to cancel. You know what you could do? Get us both for $177,000. Oh, so you wouldn't have to pay us that. Great. Yeah, see, I reckon we could undercut it. I'd do it for a voucher to KC. You know what you could do? Get us both for $177,000. Bang.

You double up. Double up. Yes. Someone's got to be, you know, the sexy person who reveals the thing. Is that me? I think that's you. Jess and Ducko. I thought we could do a little bit of a, it's almost one of those, you know, like when you

do a BuzzFeed quiz and you go, what sort of, I don't know, my little pony am I? And you get really competitive about what you would be. You get really competitive. The number of times I've retaken a BuzzFeed quiz because I didn't like who it spat out. Yeah, the character they give you. Yeah. Like I've done, I think I was a Marvel Avenger once and I got Ant-Man. I was like, nope, retaking that.

Can I tell you a fun fact about a BuzzFeed quiz? Of course you can. You can do one of those ones that have 20 questions, but only three of the questions in the quiz actually contribute to the answer. Hang on a minute. What is this inside? No wonder I kept getting Ant-Man. I refused to

click anything but spaghetti for my dinner of choice. That might have been one of the pivotal ones. 20 questions to pick your friend's character. Three questions in the whole thing actually contribute to the result. How do you know this secret? I found out. Yeah.

Where's your source? Yeah, who's your source? Someone at BuzzFeed. No, no, that was a former writer at BuzzFeed. They did like a Reddit. They did a tell all. Because imagine that being your job at BuzzFeed. You're the quiz master of BuzzFeed.

That's interesting. Well, there's no getting around this one, guys. Oh. Because I'll be watching and you can't redo it. Okay. You get one shot to show me how good of a cook you are. And it doesn't mean you've got to cook me a meal. This isn't just me trying to get free food out of you three.

Right. Some chefs have got together and said the fastest way to determine if someone is a good cook or not is how they crack an egg. So Shy Guy... Is this Miguel Mestre? Unfortunately, no. It's culinary scientist Jessica Gavin. Oh, Jess.

That was my second call. Not as fun a name as Miguel. Is Ready Steady Cook still going? We interviewed him on The Great Shots. It had one season. Have I told you I tried to get us on Ready Steady? I told you that, didn't I? Yeah.

I was like, Shy Guy, put in an email. They turned us down, but really the show got axed. I want to be the tomato. Shy Guy will be, I mean, Ducker will be the capsicum. I mean, technically they never turned us down because they never reply. I'm going to count that as a turn down. Okay, Shy Guy. I love how open you are.

Okay, so it's our own version. It's our own version. Some chefs have got together and said that is the fastest way to tell if your meal's going to be good by the person making it, how they crack an egg. Okay. And tell you everything you need to know about their culinary skills. So Shy Guy very kindly popped a Woolies this morning.

Got us. God, you work hard. God, he's working overtime. All right. He's got us some eggs. He's even put a D on my egg. He's labelled it. So you're D and B.

Now that makes me nervous. Has he tampered with your egg? No, no. Give me Babs' egg. He's a regular food ranger. Babs, come in here. Give me your egg. This is like when, why is Babs out there?

You're not going to do it. You're doing an egg test. You've got to do the egg test. She's flustered today. She's trying to buy some jamborees or whatever they are. Sam is. Jamborees where you go to kindy. Where your kid goes to daycare.

Chabrew. So, Ducco. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Crack the egg. Okay. Are you going to watch? Yeah, just come on. So I've opted for the deep bowl because I like to put it into something.

Okay. And then I like to go. Bang. Nice crack. Nice crack. The one-hander. Do the one-hander. He does the one-hander.

But what we're looking for, Ducko. Wait, should I get everyone's before? Yeah, I think so. Yes, okay. Babs, crack an egg. Okay. What do you want to use? How would you do it?

Do you want to use a bowl or do you want to use... How would you use it? The bowl, yep. Yeah, okay. She just cracked it. I'm not good at cracking eggs. Okay, well, maybe that already tells us what sort of chef she is. Now, I understand this is riveting radio.

I'll comment on it. She's cracking the egg. Two hands. It's a double-h riveting radio. I'll comment on it. She's cracking the egg. Two hands. It's a double hander. It's a double hander. It's a clean crack. Okay. That's pretty good.

On the lip of the bowl. And Shy Guy, is there an implement you would like? Do you want a plate, a fork, a knife, a spoon? I mean, I'm pretty much the same as Babs, to be honest. All right. We don't need it then. Save the egg. Ew, this egg here.

All three of you, unfortunately. What? According to this group of chefs I've got together, not good cooks. The fact you used the lip of the bowl. Oh, that was what it was. Apparently, good chefs smash it on a flat surface. Oh, I do see it on the bear and stuff like that when they're cooking and cooking shows.

What the hell is that? Do you have another egg there? I want to try that. You want to try that? That's why I brought you a plate, Ducko, because I thought. Just chuck it over the studio. That's why I brought you a plate, because I thought you might not want to do it on the desk, i.e. your bench.

So they go. But then did you just get like. We were going to crack it onto a flat surface or into a bowl still. So you still do it into the bowl, but in terms of cracking the egg, you smash it on a, and smash maybe is too dramatic a word. I'm just going to play with an egg on it. I don't know what to do with it. Everyone go wash your hands, salmonella.

But isn't that interesting? Smashing it on a flat surface apparently is indicative of excellent culinary skills. I tried it last night. Egg everywhere. It's hard. It's really hard. Egg everywhere. That's hard. It's really hard. No one's taught that.

Using the lip or even using a knife. Yeah. Apparently, uh-uh, that's amateur hour. Real chefs crack on a flat surface or even against another egg. Oh, double egg crack. Apparently, it's a thing. Only one will crack in that instance. I'm not game enough to try it.

I'm smashing egg everywhere. That's exactly what happened when I tried to do it on the benchtop yesterday. Angus was like, what are you doing? Stop wasting the eggs. I just dragged it into a frying pan and cooked it for the baby. Pumping the Ready, Set, Cook theme. Being like, I can do this. So I just want us to sharpen up.

All right, guys. Because I think we're going to get on Ready, Set, Cook next year. And I don't want us to look like amateurs. We've got to look good. We've got to look good. We've got to look good. Is there much? Do we have much shell in that bowl or did we go all right? You know what?

There's a bit of shell. Oh, there's a bit of shell. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabucks on it. You have 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice.

And if you're untrue at the question, just say pass. We'll come back to you, of course, if there's time you're playing for either 10K or 1K. It is Alphabucks' choice. So the choice today is yours, Scott. Oh, hey, how are you? Yeah, excellent. Scott sounds like we caught you by surprise.

Sorry, guys. I was a little distracted. I've just finished up at work. Oh, just finished up. So you've been on night shift? I have, I have. I do care work. Oh, good on you, Scott. Thank you.

Thank you for looking after our community. So are you tired right now or are you buzzing? A little bit of both. I just had a coffee and I woke up about 15 minutes ago. All right. Good amount of time for that caffeine to hit the bloodstream. Do you want to play for $10,000, Scott, or $1,000? Let's go hard.

$10,000. $10,000. Yeah, come on. Let's go big. Go big or go hard. I know it's less than a month until Christmas, but what do you want to spend the money on? I really need a new washer and dryer.

They are, like, super old. And I would love, like, a couple of weeks in Thailand. That would be lovely. Yeah, nice. Get yourself the washer and dryer. Sort that out. Then duck over to PPI. Oh, how good would that be?

Absolutely. Scott, the letter you're going to work with today is H. H for holiday. H for holiday. Thank you. Very good. You're welcome. H for holiday. Thank you. Very good. You're welcome. Your time will start after the first question.

Here we go. Starting with the letter H, we need you to name a famous Australian. Pass. A kids' game. Pass. A tool. Hammer. A film series.

Pass. A chocolate bar Hammer. A film series. Pass. A chocolate bar. Hershey's. An animal. Oh, pass. A cleaning product. Oh, my God, this is terrible. A shoe brand.

Sorry? A shoe brand. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. We weren't following. The coffee hadn't kicked in. Maybe we needed another 15. Oopsie.

We got ourselves two. Oh, no. That's terrible, guys. Hey, man, we've had worse. It wasn't great, but yes, we have had worse. Let's go through them, Scott. A famous Australian could have been Hugh Jackman. A kids' game, handball, hopscotch, hungry hippos.

A film series, you're going to kick yourself, Harry Potter or Home Alone. Oh, Home Alone. Yeah, Christmas time. An animal could have been a horse. A cleaning product could have been Handy Andy. I don't know. What is Handy Andy? I don't know.

It's giving GIF vibes to me. Do you reckon? Like a gumption. Yeah. And then a shoe brand could have been Hush Puppies, Havianas. There's a couple out there. But hey, Scotty, don't go by empty-handed. $100 to spend at Active Truth, Redefining Active, and Swimwear. That is all yours.

Oh, wonderful. Thank you so much, Scott. Much appreciated. Thank you, Scott. You have a nice Christmas. You too. Catch you later. Bye.

See you later. Bye. We do play again later, Clough. $10,000 or $1,000. Yes, we do. Yes, we do. Jess and Ducko. Hey, yesterday, remember how a couple of weeks ago I brought you the story where I got my,

I renewed my license online and then it came and then I got another letter. It was like, you need to do an eye test. That's right. You've been flagged. You've been flagged. You need to do an eye test. Otherwise, you're going to lose your license on Christmas Eve. And I was like, well, that's not good on a lot of fronts.

And the question was, what have you done wrong? Well, that's what I thought. What have you clicked? What have you done? And that's exactly what my wife said. She's like, what are you obviously doing? How many wombats are you hitting that have gone, we better get this guy's license checked? Name the slides with zebra crossings in them or something.

I'm like, um, oh, it's in that corner. Do I hit that? That one has one. That's what I thought. I marked it up. But I don't remember stuffing any of that up on the form. Because they gave you a license. Like they renewed it.

But then it was, no, no, you come in. You need to do this eye test over the next couple of months, otherwise you'll lose it. So finally yesterday I sent a reminder on my phone and it went off. And I finished at the gym and I was like, oh, I've got to go to my favorite place on the planet, Service NSW. And could it be just a duck-in situation? You didn't need to book an appointment.

No, I didn't. I just ducked in and it was fine to do that. That's good. But isn't there something that just riles you up about going to, even though it was totally fine, but knowing you've got to go to Service NSW, you're like... It's like I had to go do a Centrelink claim once

and just walking into the space, you go, oh God. Yeah. It's just tough. It is tough. It's the admin, it's the paperwork, it's the bureaucracy. It's tough. And yeah, the kind of people that you go there and see and where you are, then you got to

pay for parking usually when you're trying to get out there and let's park a bit and walk. And I love punishment on a Monday. That's it. Yeah, exactly. You're a glutton for it. Yeah. So I went in there and I was like, oh, I don't know if I'm in the right place here, but it

says my license, I need to do an eye test. And then they told me that apparently it is completely random. No way. But if you renew your license every five to ten years, it is completely random. But if you haven't had an eye test within that five to ten year period, they will ask you to sit an eye test. Like jury duty or something. Or like the bomb test at the airport.

Yes. Just you. Just you, yeah. It's just completely random. It's like, oh, you've renewed your license now like twice. There have been five year ones. You haven't done it. What?

So you do your eye test. She's like, it'll take two seconds. Walks very easy to work with, by the way. Walks me over. She's like, oh, like, Julie, can you get an eye test for him? Yep. I'm getting nervous because my vision's fine. But just when you know you've got to do an eye test.

100%. It's just a nerve wracking thing. 100%. You know? 100%. It's like trying to parallel park in front of a cafe full of people. I think I can do it when no one's watching, but geez, now that the pressure's on. You can never do it.

Shut up. I know it was the wrong example to give. Even in your Ferrari get-up today, you still can't do it. Other people might have connected. We've seen you try and park here at work when there's no one next to you, and it's not great. Other people may have connected with that very relatable example. So true. Just want to clarify, not you.

Not me, but others. So you're there. Do you have to cover one eye? I thought I was going to have to cover one eye. They put the list of things up. How far away do you reckon you are? I reckon I was probably from, jeez, me to the TV in our studio. So a couple of metres.

A couple of metres. Three, three and a half metres away. And it was like a little screen. They put up three rows, a big one, a middle one, and a tiny one. Oh. And I was actually looking at the tiny one going, Jesus, that's... I actually can't say that.

You really questioned it. That's a tough carry. Yeah. Is that a T or an R? Definitely a T, isn't it? But anyway, then she goes, just read the middle line. I read the middle line, and then she's like, yeah, cool. Types in the computer, goes, off you go.

That was it. I was like, what? I actually wanted to be challenged. I know. Now that I am here, can I have a crack at the bottom line? Give me the bottom line. I wonder how many people they've caught that way who do need glasses or something. She's like, you don't wear contacts, do you?

I was just like, no. Didn't talk my word for it. Even though you're piercing blue eyes, a lot of people do question you. I think I do, yeah. She's like, by the way, do you fake tan? I'm like, it's got nothing to do with my license, okay? Yeah, but what are you, Bondi Sands? You're all a tan man.

But yeah, that was all it was. How bizarre. It sporadically happens. You've just got to go in there and do one simple row eye test. I did not know that was a thing. I didn't know that either. There you go. So if you get that letter in the post, don't freak out.

Don't panic. It's just randomized. It's just randomized. Okay. But next time I go in there, I was like, just challenge me a little bit more next time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. I'll just have a crack.

Yeah, but you know what your issue is? You'll have a crack at the bottom line, not be able to do it. They'll go, you need glasses now. Jess and Ducco. 13, 10, 60. Get involved at Call of Fame. 500 bucks to spend. Emco Beauty Glam Pack.

Just for telling us if you've been called the wrong name. That's all you need to do. At the end of the aisle. Yep. Maybe in the bedroom. In the booty bed. It happens to the best of us. Hey, teachers would relate.

Well, yeah. Mum. Mum. I've definitely done that at school. Yes, absolutely. And now we have a reason why. It's worse when you call your teacher mummy. Yeah, mummy's not great.

And you're 17. Mummy! Oh, God. That's a trip to the principal's office. Yeah, that gets a bit weird. A psychologist and relationship expert has waited on this ducko, and I can't believe we haven't had this information sooner, because, my God, it would have gotten one of my exes out of a hot little mess.

I'll tell them to you. Let me tell you. Okay. So this relationship expert, Ness Cooper, she says calling someone the wrong name is very common. Now, Ness is talking about in the bedroom, but I guess in any part of your relationship, maybe you've accidentally said an ex's name, for example. She says it can happen between individuals who even feel they have a deep

connection, maybe even in the throes of passion. How could you possibly be thinking of anyone else? How could any other name escape your lips? Well, she says it's a very natural biological thing. Okay, that's good. That's good to know. It is. We can use science to get us out of these pickles. According to a study led by some university overseas,

we group people in our brains based on our relationships with them. So for the school teacher, for example, that teacher might be very caring, you know, might be an authority figure, might be in charge of looking after you. So in that moment, you've grouped Miss Smith with your mum. Yeah, that makes sense. Do you know what I mean? So you might, in that moment, your brain has just- It's like a caretaker of you.

Exactly. Particularly in primary school, you know, your brain in just... It's like a caretaker of you. Exactly. Particularly in primary school, you know, your brain, in that moment you need to get their attention, has quickly rifled through the Rolodex and accidentally picked out the wrong card. Because in that group, Mum and Miss Smith are in the same group. God bless you,

Miss Smith. Similarly, with relationships. Similarly with romantic partners. You might be in the throes of passion with your beloved. You've just got engaged. Muscle memory clicks in. Could it be more intense and romantic and you're so into it with Jenny. But in your brain, you've cataloged Jenny alongside Chantel. Who was your ex? Very different names.

Chantel was your lover. Chantel was. And your interest, and you did those intimate things with her. Your brain just clicks into Chantel mode. Your brain has grouped them together, so in the heat of the moment, has pulled out the wrong name card. So they are saying this is biological. We all do this.

You've never once called me Angus. I've never once called you Morgan. That's true. At work, I suppose. God, I was going to called me Angus. I've never once called you Morgan. That's true. At work, I suppose. God, I was going to say something. Correct? Nothing, nothing. And it's funny because we, but you know what I reckon I'm more likely to call you than Angus?

Your brother. Borg. Yeah, yeah. Which is what I call my brother. Yeah, that makes sense. Because we often talk about, you know, people would think us work wife, work husband. I don't think. It's more like siblings.

It's sibling. It's more dynamic, don't you reckon? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I have had an ex. Call you the wrong name. Call me the wrong name. In the throes. Do you remember when I was living in London?

Yeah. On exchange. I had the British boyfriend. Yes, that's right. And in the throes of passion. Ah, yes. He said, in the throes of passion, he said, I love you, Kate. Oh, that's a tough character.

I love you is a hard one to get out of. It's one thing to say, oh, Kate. It's he said, I love you, Kate. Oh, that's a tough character. I love you is a hard one to get out of. It's one thing to say, oh, Kate. It's another saying, I love you, Kate. But it's literally we're doing the horizontal tango, and that's when he chose to say I love you for the first time and used the wrong freaking name. And at the time, I was like, what? Clearly you don't.

Who's Kate? But because I'm a people pleaser, I went, I love you too. So you just went with it? Well, then he backpedaled. He did like a cartoon slipping on slippery surface going whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. He goes, it's because I loved her. I guess he was essentially using this analogy.

Yeah, I guess. I loved her. I love you is a different one though. Like, I mean, it's one thing at school. It's one thing in the throes. It's one thing at work. I love you is really. Listen, I've got to take something out of this study.

It was a real low point. Yeah, yeah. I love you, Kate. I'll never forget that. Anyway, he's happily married now himself. With Kate. We go to Steph on 131060. Steph, did they call you the wrong name?

Where was it? Yeah, I get called the wrong name quite frequently because people hear it as like Jeff or Jess or I've even been called Cecil. But I actually get called... I actually called myself the wrong name answering the phone one day. What do you mean? Did you say, hello, this is Cecil? No, it's even worse. I actually said...

Because normally I would answer the phone, good afternoon, speaking with Steph,. I actually said, because I normally would answer the phone good afternoon speaking with Steph, and I answered the phone, hello, it's Trudy, and I don't even know who Trudy is. I don't know where it came from. So many people have called you the wrong name for so long. You just miss out. Who am I? What am I doing?

Steph's having an identity crisis. Maybe I just wanted an alter ego. I don't know. Hello, it's Trudy. It's Trudy. Everyone's looking at you like, what did you say? I'm just reading this article, Ducker. It's got nothing about if you call yourself

the wrong name. It's more fun. Yeah, let's do it. Brilliant Trudy slash Steph. Thank you, Trudy. 131060, wrong name. They call you the wrong name. Well, remember, you said I love you to a rice cooker just this week, or last week. You said I love you, Marissa.

It was an awful name. We spent four minutes on the phone with Melissa. I mean, that's a compliment. Have you ever done it, Duggar? I've never. Because you're not great with names. I'm bad with names. I've never called Morgan my ex. No, that's good.

And certainly not in the throes. I don't do that. Pam? Because you love Pam. Oh, I've never called Morgan Pam. That's weird. That's not a thing. But you love your girls.

I don't think I've ever been. They'd be in the same category. I've never called someone the wrong name either, and they've never called me the wrong name. Oh, that's good. Okay. I've once accidentally said I love you to someone who I absolutely did not. Did not love, as in a partner? Oh, a one night partner.

Yeah. Jeez, how good was that? No, I was just caught up in the moment, and it was like going with it, and I said, I love you. And then I remember she stopped looking. I was like, I didn't mean that. I take that back. I did not mean that.

I meant to say I'm loving this. I'm loving this. And we kept going. After that, I was like, yeah, I blacked out there. I'm going to delete your number. You can delete mine. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco Jess and Ducko.

13, 10, 60. Get involved. We're asking, did they call you the wrong name? Yeah. The story comes out of a very, very professional research study and mainly is about relationships and partners calling you the wrong name in the throes of passion. Yeah.

A relationship expert has said it's natural biology. We group people in our lives. So if you're in bed with someone and they accidentally call you the ex's name, it's not because they're thinking of the ex. No. Necessarily. It's just that. It's because in their brain they've cataloged all romantic partners.

In that slot, yeah. And in the heat of the moment, they pulled the wrong name out. It's the same with teachers, which I think is the best analogy. Like, it's ruined it, but everyone's called their teacher mum or dad. At some stage, in primary school. You've grouped them together. Yeah. You've just grouped them together.

The relationship expert really quickly goes on to say, if it happens, just have some empathy. Yeah. Stop down. Yeah, that's definitely what happened. In the throes of passion, when you call me Jake. Just stop down and explain. I'll be like, sorry, well, that's really relaxed.

I understand what you're doing. Saying things like, I understand why you feel hurt after I accidentally called you by another name. I would feel the same way. But please know, I did not intend to hurt you. Shall we resume? Shall we continue? I added that last.

Yeah, yeah. Because it'll be so easy to continue from then on too. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to need 10 minutes. What you've got to do is even the playing field. Yeah, yeah. Because it'll be so easy to continue from then on too. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to need 10 minutes. What you've got to do is even the playing field. Yeah, yeah. So you've got to call him, you know, Barry. And then you're even.

Yeah, call him something else. Yeah. But we're asking, where have you been called the wrong name? Did they call you the wrong name? What happened? We go to Emma on 131060. Good morning, Emma. Good morning.

Emma, what was your situation? So mine's nothing too crazy. And it's probably something a lot of people can relate to but my entire life from my earliest memory both of my grandmothers would go through all their children's names and all the grandchildren before they would get to my name and even now it now includes the great-grandchildren so all of us had kids, and they will go through everyone's name before they get to you. As in they're trying to get your attention, but they're just rattling off

name after name after name after name. And they're like, Emma! Until I get you. Yeah. I mean, I guess that catalogue in the grandparents' brain, that's just all families in the same one. You're all the same. You're all the same.

Grandparents always do that. Oh, you're all special and individual, though. I always get called my cousins. Do you. Yeah, yeah. That's just all families in the same one. You're all the same. You're all the same. Grandparents always do that. Oh, you're all special and individual, though. I always get called my cousins. Do you? Oh, yeah. And you just push on. Are you looking at me? You must be talking to me.

You must be talking to me. Yeah. We go to Rihanna on 131060. Rihanna, did they call you the wrong name? Yeah. Well, it didn't actually get called, but my mum, like when you do school photos in primary school, you know how your parents fill out the form, it wasn't until about four years after I realised,

looking through my year six graduation school book pictures, that my mum had actually spelt my last name wrong. And when you say your last name, it's her last name too? That's right. Yeah, okay. She's got three kids. She's got three kids. The other two of us, like, had the last name spelt properly,

but mine was spelt wrong that year. You obviously had an ego that morning and she was just in a rush. She's like, whatever, Rihanna. It's better than calling her your sister's name for a photo. Yes, yes. It happens, you know. It happens. We're all busy people.

We're all busy. I'd ask her to message me saying her parents, they have, like, six kids. And then the parents always get the dogs' names before they get the kids' names right. The dogs will give you more love. Mate, well, they're in their own special category above the children. What happened to your finger? 13, 10, 60. Yes.

What happened to your finger? What happened to your finger? Are they the most injury-prone body part? Well, I'd say so. You've got to think, your little phalanges hanging off the end of your hands, they're getting caught in things, they're getting stuck on things, they're getting trod on potentially, workplace accidents. Mate, all the time.

You get them jammed in things. Absolutely. Or you can be like Michael and... Fingers up the side and lick the fingers. See, now I haven't said negatively what happened to your finger. Maybe it was something positive. Yep. Do we have Tiffany from yesterday, Ducko?

We do have Tiffany from yesterday. So yesterday we were talking about how do you embarrass yourself at work? Yeah. How have you done that? Your wife made a little boo-boo. Yeah. I think she got a new nickname out of it. She was asking for AA batteries.

That's right. Sorry, what are they? Have you heard of an AA? Where do we store the AA? You're not allowed to go into this operation. You've got to sit down and learn what a double A battery is. Do you mean double A batteries? Tiffany called and told us this.

I got my fingers stuck in the shredding machine on the first day. In the what machine? Shredding machine. In the shredding machine. Is this an office job, Tiff, or in a warehouse? Yes. I work as a medical receptionist. I was in front of the whole waiting room full of people,

and they had to call the ambulance. The ambulance couldn't get me out. They had to call the rescue squad to use the jaws of life to get me out of the shooting machine. And I got sent home, and there was nothing wrong with my fingers except they were completely flattened, and I had to have two morphine shots. And then I went back to work the next day,

and I got employee of the month, because no one thought I'd ever go back. Maybe we should have done, why'd you get employee of the month? Yeah, employee of the month is funny, actually. Yeah, damn, there was the angle. We went for the obvious one. Oh, we've gone for fingers. Oh, we love fingers on this show.

Hey, it's your double barrel of finger phoner slash, why'd you get employee of the month? Yeah. Slash, what happened on the first day of the job? Okay, now we get two broad, two broad. No, no, I love that. Why'd you get employee of the month? Because clearly it was a sympathy move for Tiffany, but also- And also no one probably wanted her back.

You're an idiot. What a valiant effort to return the next day. Yeah, great on her. And flat fingers. I would say that's a sign from the universe. I'm not meant to be here. Don't come back. I'm going to quit.

No one's going to miss you if you don't show up day two. They didn't ask Tiff if she still works there. Yeah. I wonder. There's something more precious to follow. All right, there you go. There really is. What happened to your finger?

What happened to your finger? Or why'd you get awarded Employee of the Month? Did you get Employee of the Month? Like when they used to hang it up on the Macca's wall? Yeah, what did she say? She got some crap like certificate or- It was a mug. It was a mug.

She got a mug. Employee of the Month, what happened to your fingers? It's the end of the year. Just call. Call fame up for grabs. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. What happened to your finger?

Fingers up the side and licked the fingers. And you know what? You may have interpreted that negatively. Maybe something positive happened to you. It could be a positive thing. Yes, today we heard from Tiffany it was a negative thing. It was bad. First day on the job as a medical receptionist, she put her fingers in the shredding machine.

Old Tiffy flat fingers. What a silly bugger. Also. How do you get those thick again? How do you flatten them in a shredding machine? She said it got stuck and wedged in there. But like, aren't they little teeth that shred the paper? I didn't think it was a steamroller.

Yeah. Because that would do nothing to a flat sheet of paper. Just roll them out. Lucky she had it on the wrong setting. Because otherwise she'd be all Shreddy McGee. But that's why we weren't talking to your finger. We also did ask because she got awarded Employee of the Month because she came back. Because she rocked up the next time. Yeah, which I would never have done. That takes kahunas. That does. So did you ever get Employee of the Month? We'd love to know what you did to deserve it. Yes. And maybe what prize your workplace gave you. But Nadine has called.

Nadine, something's happened to your finger, darling. Oh, so, how you doing? Thank you. Goodness. How are you? Oh, yeah. Living the dream, living the dream. Yeah, that's right.

She says we're talking fingers. We're talking fingers. What's up? It can only go up from here. So I've got a candle, and it's melted on the candle holder, one of those wrought iron things. So how do you get it off? Well, of course you go to the kitchen drawer and get yourself a steak knife.

And you pry away at it until it goes, and it comes off, but you stack yourself in the finger. Now, I'm talking the finger. You know, the one you like to use quite a lot when you're in traffic, as I am right now. And I got myself right where the finger connects to the hand, and I did it even. So now, in traffic, I can only give the finger if I use my other hand to lift it all the way up.

Oh, Nadine. God forbid you use the other hand altogether. It's like... And Nadine, I bet you from that day on, you got rid of every candle in your house. You went, I can't look at you guys again. Nadine's yelling at someone, just slowly raising it. I'll get you. She's going to wind the window down and go, I'll give you the finger if I...

I've done my tendons in this thing, you bastard. Oh, Nadine, thank you. Good energy. Can only go on from here. We love you. Kylie on 131060. Kylie, what happened to your finger? What are you calling it about?

Sorry, it wasn't actually my finger. It was my lovely daughter who was four years old at the time. Uh-oh. Not one of the best parenting moments of my life um she was trying to change the staples in a stapler and she's put the new staples in and went to close the top of the stapler down but her thumb was in the way so the staple went through the bottom of her thumb and up through the nails. Oh, it went all the way. It went all the way through, and she come out to my husband and I and just went, ouch.

Oh, my gosh, she's handled it like a champion. That's a great advertisement for how strong that stapler is, though. I know, right? I know. That thing can get through novels. Yeah, it was only a little baby stapler, too, but it went straight through her thumb, ended up at John Hunter with the gas on her mouth to pull the staple back out.

Oh, she had the happy gas. Staple through the finger. Thank you, Kylie. Clinton, good morning. Morning. How are we? Good, Clint. We're so good. I can't wait to hear what happened to your finger. I was cooking some chicken the other day and literally using a Kiwi knife and I was chopping up the tenderloins for the missus for work and absolutely sliced the tip of my thumb clean off pretty much. The tip of the thumb off?

Did you save it and get it reattached? It was just a little bit on there to hold it. Nice hospital trip down there. You could see the bone and everything. It was just a little bit on there to hold it. Nice hospital trip down there. You could see the bone and everything. It was pretty cool. So is the thumb going to, is it all okay? Or is it just going to be a little like a nub? No, she's healed back up because I kept the tip and a lot of pressure on it.

So she's healing pretty good now. You've got to keep the tip. Always keep the tip. You've got to always keep the tip. If you ever chop it off, keep the tip. Thank you, Clint. Thank you, Clint. You know what?

That upsets me there. Same, same. Like the chicken. How If you ever chop it off, keep the tip. Thank you, Clint. Oh, my God, thank you. That would have hurt. You know what? That upsets me there. Same, same. Like, the chicken. How can you ever look at a chicken again being like, I nearly lost my thumb because of you? I know. What a life's great choice. It's always the basic cutting that you do regularly.

Oh, man. I've tried to take, remember that trick you do with avocado pits and it's like you bang a knife onto the pit? Yeah, I was doing it. Like all the professional chefs do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Forget about it. Don't miss that.

Goodbye fingers. Nicole on 131060, what happened to your brother's finger? My poor little brother. I was 10, he was 7. We were having an argument in a hotel lobby. And while he was yelling at me, he had his hand in the door frame. Meanwhile, the wind blew it shut and cut his finger straight off. Anyway, the finger was laying on the ground and I had to go and front dad.

So I picked it up, pulled my sleeve over my hand and picked up this little finger and dad, dad, we've got a problem. Oh my God. Was he able to get it reattached? No, no. He's got this little stump down where his ring finger is. Oh my God. And does he blame you for that, Nicole?

Because you were arguing at the time? A hundred percent. Yeah. There you go. Obviously, it was the wind's fault. That's a high pressure, though. Like, for the door to just slam out and you lose it. I love when Nicole's just...

It was like a fire door. Nicole's just looking at God. I'm not going to get the germs. I'm going to put my hoodie down. I'm going to grab it with my sleeve. Dad, we have a situation. Oh, my God. And in, like, a hotel lobby, you're not home base.

Where are you getting the ice or the yogurt or whatever you're meant to do when a limb falls off? Did you say yogurt? Did you say a tub of yogurt? Is that not a thing? Are you putting a finger in a tub of yogurt? Yeah, I thought there was something about dairy. Never mind. Someone out there, Google that.

Should you put it in? I don't think you can put a finger in your Greek yogurt. No. My gel no. My petite meow. Shut up. I don't think so. I made that up.

I've learned something if you haven't. If no one takes anything else from this segment, we are not the show for medical. We're going to now chat. As I said, there's no information on Google to back that up. You're just merging your love of food into it. Yeah, chuck in the yogurt. And you know what?

You would continue eating that yogurt tub too. I eat a round at a time. What bit didn't touch the finger? Hey, Bronnie, good morning. Hello, how are you? Yeah, good. Good friend of the show. Bronnie, what happened to your finger?

Well, I was very newly separated from my husband at the time, and I thought, you know, how hard can it be to mow the lawn? So off I go, mow the lawn. And then I was trying to get the grass out of the lawnmower. It looked like it was stuck, so I put my hand in to grab the grass, and I, yeah, chopped my middle finger. I didn't chop it off, but it was bad enough that I needed surgery and they had to put a pin in it.

Bronnie, sorry, was the mower on? Yeah. Oh, Bronnie, Bronnie, come on. Come on, man. That is... I didn't know. Well, I didn't know that the blades were like right that close to the grass. I had no idea.

Where did you think the blades were on a mower? Just listen. I was the mower. I just goes, well, they're just stuck in this grass. I had no idea. Did you think the blades were on a lawnmower? Just clips the lawnmower and just goes, well, they're just stuck in this pile. Oh, no. Well, they didn't really know. But you know what? When I got to the hospital, they said,

that happens a lot apparently. So, yeah, I'm not the only one. Yeah, we can see that. All right, there's the takeaway. There's the takeaway. Don't put fingers in yogurt. Yes. Put it in ice. Put it in ice.

And don't... Don't touch the bottom of a mole while it's on. Great. Yes, that's the takeaway. We're learning. Jess and Ducco. We were bottom of a mole while it's on. Great. Yes, that's the takeaway. We're learning. Jess and Daco. We were just talking off air about Christmas gifts and Christmas presents. Jess has an issue that none of us will ever face in our lives.

You know what? I realised as the words were leaving my mouth and your eyes glazed over, I went, this is the wrong crowd to abroad my conundrum with. When you buy Christmas gifts for all your friends, they're just things for you. I'm like, who are you? I don't buy gifts for my friends for Christmas. You don't buy... No, the only gifts I buy is the Secret Santa we do,

which is my next question. Are we doing that? Because you're the one who leads the charge on that. Yes, but I've not... We're running out of time. I've not felt great excitement from the team. Do you ever feel excited from Shogun Pass? I've been waiting for someone to say, here's your name.

Touche, brother. Yeah. Too freaking shame. Pass is rolling her eyes out there, but furiously typing. Fits. Fits. there, but furiously typing. Yes, I think we should. The issue is we've already had our breakup lunch because no one was free in December. We did it two weeks ago.

I can't make the work Christmas party. I've got a wedding. Maybe we do it last day of the show. Next Thursday night we're going to show our guys for dinner. Have you forgotten about our plan that we all made? I 100% forgot about that. The snake man's having a soda. I thought we were getting the boss involved, and I didn't think he was involved to lunch.

I mean to dinner. Oh, we cut him out. We can invite him to dinner. Yeah, he won't come. Yeah, he won't come here. We can invite him. Okay. Either way.

We don't have to do the Secret Santa thing there. We could do it on like a podcast. We see each other every day. It's like, no, we can't find the time. We cannot possibly carve out some time. We could put it into our Christmas show. We'll be on there on a podcast. We see each other every day. It's like, no, we can't find the time. We cannot possibly carve out some time. We could put it into our Christmas show. We'll be on air on Christmas Day. We are.

We're all coming back live to do that. You've lit a fire, Antony Ducko. Leave it with me. We'll be drawing names after the show, and we will confirm the budget. No, no, the budget is no more than $20. $20? $20. There's no point.

It's going to be garbage. $30. $30. Stupid bucks. There's no point. It's going to be garbage. 30 bucks. 30 bucks. Stupid presents. Bit of fun. No, it's going to end up in a landfill if it's stupid. No, your secret's different. My secret's different.

Remember the year I told you I bought you personalized plates? Oh, my God. And I left the price on it. Oh, my God. It was $449. And I don't even like personalized plates. Ducko genuinely pooed his pants. He was like, you did not spend this amount of money.

Isn't that a yearly fee? I said, I love you, brother. Like, I wanted you to have something cool. I don't want the duck, man. I don't want to drive around with a duck. No, it was duck zero. But it was a good photo. What a vlog.

There he goes. It was a good Photoshop job, wasn't it? Anyway. We'll work out the semantics. Good, yeah, yeah, we'll do that. But we will draw names after the show. Thank you for lighting that up. So should we make just money like, I don't know, something easy, 200 bucks?

Yes. Yes, you want some? No, mate, we're doing 30. I know what you earn. It's the same as you. I know. But I'd rather spend it elsewhere. Yeah, that's fair.

Should we play Alpha Most? Yeah. You're going to need to win 10 grand. You don't have to buy us the weekend. We're all sick of this. Baz and Shai can play. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Alpha Vox.

Jess and Ducko's 10K Alpha Vox on it. Yeah, you've got 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. We have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We come back if there is time. They're the rules of engagement.

That's how we go. You get to select, though, between 1K or 10K. And today that choice is yours, Catherine. Good morning. Good morning. Catherine, Catherine, Catherine. Good morning. What are you going to choose, babe?

I'm going to give the adult one a go. Yeah, go big, Kath. $10,000. Now, our player, Scott, at $630,000, also chose $10,000. He didn't go well. But he was coming off night shift. He was tired. So tell me, Catherine, are you well rested?

No, I worked last night as well. Oh, we've got another night shifter. Okay. All right. What time did you finish up? I finished up at midnight, so not too bad. Okay. All right.

We've had some sleep. Okay. We've had some sleep. Okay. And what do you want to do with $10,000? Well, we're heading up to the Gold Coast next week. My daughter's competing in a cheer competition up there, so it would help for that. Yeah, nice.

Absolutely. And Christmas and birthdays in January, so yeah. Oh, God. Catherine's going to make this money work for her. It's a busy couple of months, expensive couple of months. Absolutely it is. Well, Catherine, one thing stands between you and $10,000. It's the letter F.

F for friend. Yeah. Or friends. Okay? Yep. All right. She's ready to go. Yeah, she's switched into game mode.

Be aggressive. Be aggressive. Catherine's daughter would be very proud of you. I was trying to bring it on reference as well. I love that. Boom! It's cold in here. There must be a Catherine in the atmosphere.

I said. Ice, ice, ice. Break it down. That is just, where did that come from? That's deep. That's deep archives. Deep in your core. Have you seen that movie, Catherine, ice. Break it down now. That is just, where did that come from? That's deep. That's deep archives. Deep in your core. Have you seen that movie, Catherine?

No. Complete waste of time. Let's do it. F, Catherine, you're good. Not everyone gets a personalised cheer, Catherine. Catherine, that was pretty. I'm very special. Catherine's office.

Yeah, yeah. F, Catherine, your time will start after the first question. Here we go. Starting with the letter F, we need you to name a horror movie. Oh, Freaky Friday? A colour. Born? Something you get from a cafe.

A frappe. An animated TV show. Pass. An animal. Pass. An animal. Pass. Pass. An instrument. A finger triangle.

A fabric. Oh, no. Pass. An occupation. Oh, no. Now, I think I can only award you two out of the ones you answered because I don't think Freaky Friday is a horror movie. It's a comedy.

Have you looked up the finger triangle? The finger triangle. I'm not going to say no until we look it up because there is a triangle, but is there a finger triangle? You'd think, though, because it's steel, hitting it with a finger would make no noise. It's not going to work. You need a little beam.

I don't think so. Catherine's got fingers on the brain. She does. Because you just did what happened to your finger. An animated TV series could have been Family Guy, Futurama, an animal fox or a ferret. An instrument could have been the flute. A fabric could have been felt. Horror movie, Friday the 13th.

But Shaga's looking at the finger triangle as we speak. Not a thing. Not a thing. Sorry, Catherine. Not a thing. Was it the personalised cheer? Yeah, I think you guys put me off. Oh, okay. Yeah. Not a thing. Sorry, Catherine. Not a thing. Was it the personalised cheer? Yeah, I think you guys put me off. Yeah.

We were trying. Sorry. We were trying to help. 100 rolls to spend at Active Truth, though. That's all yours. You don't go away empty-handed, so that'll help. That's nice. Awesome.

Thanks, guys. Thanks, Catherine. Oh, Catherine's putting in a complaint. Sorry, Catherine. We were just trying to, yeah, yeah. It's gone straight to the boss. Those idiots were singing Bring It On. Yeah, I know.

Because what happened at 6.30? We didn't give that night shift a pump up. We could have swapped then. Yeah, we could have swapped the energies. And we tried to give Catherine a pump up. Yeah, I know. I know. Oh, well.

We try so hard. Last time we tried. Did you guys get the Bring It On reference? Should I go? Wasn't that a reference from Fire It Up? Not Bring It On? No, no, it's Did you guys get the Bring It On reference? Should I go? Wasn't that a reference from Fire It Up? Not Bring It On? No, no, it's definitely Bring It On. Bring It On, yeah.

Babs, I don't think had seen it. I haven't seen Bring It On. Because when Eliza Dushku goes in to watch and they say, there must be some Tauros in the atmosphere. She goes, you guys have ripped this off the Clovers. Yeah, the Clovers, the green team. So she drags them over to watch the Clovers. And is it Cameron Diaz?

No, Kirsten Dunst. Nah, I was very close. I got your back, babe. Don't worry. Thank you so much. I'm with you on this, Jack. Yeah, thank you. Spirit fingers.

Spirit fingers. I had sisters. I grew up with sisters, as you can tell. Don't blame the sisters. Jess and Ducko. 13, 10, 60. We're talking boy logic. Man logic.

Now, I've heard of the boy look. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I can't find the onions. They're right there. I can't find them. You walk over, they're right there. What's boy logic? Similar.

But for example, right, I've sent you guys, I've sent you a photo now. I'll tell this story. You can look at the photo. Look at the phones. You've all got one. I hate, more than anything, hanging clothes off a washing line. Like, I hate it. I don't know why.

It's just like, I can do my washing, get it out. I will go to any extent I can to avoid hanging it with pegs off the washing line because then I feel like I have to take it off and I always forget about it. Whereas if I can just, we have a clothes hall, so I can just chuck it over that in the front yard in the sun or hang it over a few chairs on the front veranda and do that. I will do that every single day of the week because to me it feels like I didn't have to do the chore of hanging out the washing. What I'm seeing is giving me so much anxiety.

This looks like so much more effort first and foremost. Here comes the boy logic. So then yesterday Morgan's like, she's like, oh, because we've got someone staying at our house tonight and we're going somewhere and then dad's coming and yada yada. So I need you to wash like two sets of sheets and all this stuff. And I was like, oh, don't make me. Obviously, I didn't say that. I hate you. I'm in a prison.

Go slam your door. No girls allowed. Furiously writing in your journal. Then I call her again later. I'm like, where's all the food? Just look. Just look. Yeah.

That happened to me when we were looking at the batteries the other night. I was like, there's no batteries. And she's like, okay, I'm just going to check. And I was like, I looked just there. She looks at me. She's like, yeah, that's why I'm checking. I was like. Did you find her?

No, she was not there. Thank you very much. But I was nervous. See, this is your issue. One instance like that negates all the times she was in the right. Yeah, I get checking. I was like, did you find her? No, she was, there was none there. Thank you very much. But I was nervous. See, this is your issue. One instance like that negates all the times she was in the right. Yeah,

I get it. Because yesterday, when I washed all the sheets and stuff like that, I've sent you all a photo. I've used one, two, three,

four, five. I've used five chairs. Which I can, which just for extra context, you've got like an outdoor dining setting tucked into the corner.

So you've had to drag all the chairs out onto the deck, onto the lawn and position them in the sun. So that's already annoying. And then I've used the washing basket to drape another pillow cover over. And then I've used the clothes holes to drape. Do the sheets.

Do the under sheet, the fitted sheet. And you're telling me this makes more sense than just putting them on the fricking lawn. Yeah, because, you know, it's just in the front lawn. It's a bit of fun. Chuck them over a few chairs and I got it off. They would dry very quickly. It was a hot day.

Don't even get me started with how they're drying with the weird crease because you're hanging them all haphazardly. Oh, yeah. Oh, the washing basket. Sorry. Yes, I can see that. And then more. You still put pegs on the washing basket.

Yeah, because it started blowing away. So I had to go and get the pegs. And I sent it to Morgan and she's like, this is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. You're an idiot. It is. This is classic logic. She called it me logic, but I was like, well, I thinkest thing I've ever seen. You're an idiot. This is classic logic. She called it me logic, but I was like, well, I think I can extend this. Is it boy logic?

Boy logic on 131060. It doesn't need to be the washing, but what's your man doing? Yeah. What's he doing? What makes sense in their head that doesn't make sense to you? Correct. For me, I think, and we just talked about it earlier today, my husband's inability to say he hit a pothole.

The boy logic is it was a crest. Oh, an unmarked crest. There's a big unmarked crest epidemic in this country. There is because an unmarked crest, hitting that makes more sense. Oh, yeah. You don't want to be hitting an unmarked crest out west. My goodness. Explain that to me.

Boy logic. Yeah, yeah. Boy logic. Don't you question my driving in a pothole. It was an unmarked crest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How dare you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Again, boy logic. Boy logic. Don't you question my driving in a pothole. It was an unmarked crest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How dare you? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Again, boy logic. Yeah. I'll wash up. That's very kind. That's very good. It's helping the household. But I'll leave the sink full of that stanky water just in case there's one teaspoon three hours later that I can just chuck in there and wash.

Great logic. Boy logic. Leave the sink. You know what's great boy logic? It's like I'll do the washing up, but 90% of this is going to need a soak. So I'm going to soak all of this because you know what? It's easy to clean the next day. I'm not wrong.

That is quintessential. I'm not wrong. Boy logic. This needs a soak. Oh my God. Give it a soak. Why do you go to the gym so much if you're not willing to put some elbow grease into cleaning your pants?

13, 10, 60. Boy logic. Boy logic. Maybe you're the boy with the logic. Oh, yeah. Maybe you're the partner who has to deal with the logic. Has to see it. Who has to see it, who has to cop it.

What's your man doing? We've heard of the boy look, but now we've got boy logic. Yeah, I don't like the clothesline. I don't know. Maybe I associate it with younger and chores and not wanting to do it. I had to wash a couple sets of sheets yesterday, so I chose to use like four of my deck chairs, use the laundry basket and then use a clothes horse

and I draped it all over like a cubby on the front lawn. You still needed pegs involved. Ah, yeah, it was windy. And it just became what looked like so much more effort. But so creative with how I hung them over three or four chairs and draping it. It was like a little cubby. Creative, is that what we're calling it? Yeah.

And you know what? It didn't feel like a chore to me. Mate, if you can make it fun, I'm pretty sure that was Mary Poppins' message. You know, let's make it a game and then we can. See? It's fun. Yeah, and then we can do it. It's a quiet Monday in Ducko's house.

I've watched Mary Poppins. I'm going to make this fun for my kids. I'm going to make this fun. I'm going to hang out and watch it. I'm going to make a fort out of the fitted sheet. Yeah. Play in the front yard while it dries. Why not?

Why not? Let's go to Liam. Good morning, Liam. Hi. How old are you? Nine. Okay. What's your boy logic?

So whenever stuff falls out of my cupboard, I always take it over to the washing machine and put it in so that my mum has to wash it and then I have to fold it and put it away again. So it's clean if it falls out and you're like, instead of just putting it back, I'm going to put it in the washing basket. Yeah. That makes a lot of sense, Liam. It does make sense. and you're like, instead of just putting it back, I'm going to put it in the washing basket. Yeah. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense, Liam. It does make sense.

You know, it works, doesn't it, Liam? It's your good little system you've got going on. Yeah, it becomes mum's problem. Liam's already worked it out. He doesn't know where it goes. He just says that's the system, you know. The magic washing basket ends up back in my cupboard somehow. It's like an email chain passing it on to someone else higher up.

That's above Liam's pay grade. We go to Jess on 13106. Now, this is interesting, Jess. It says you do the same thing as me. I do, yes. I do. So it's not a boiler dick. Yes, I love it. Now, can you explain to Jess how good it is? You're not justifying this in any way, Jess. Well, I

don't understand. It has to be done. It is way too much effort to hang everything on the line. No, no. be done. It is way too much effort to hang everything on the line. No, no, don't tell me it's too much effort when you had to get 15 other bits of furniture involved. That's creative, isn't it, Jess? Well, with the socks, you just chuck them all on the pavement underneath the washing line. And the undies. Oh, yeah, you can chuck them on the ground.

You don't chuck them on the floor. Yeah, yeah. It's outside. It gets rained on and stuff. It's fine. Or you can drape them over. Oh, you can put them on your peg. Yeah, you can drape it over the socks and stuff over your washing basket. It's outside. It gets rained on and stuff. It's fine. Or you can drape them. You can drape it over the socks and stuff over your washing basket. Put them down.

You know how I feel about octopus in general when it's in the ocean. But the sock-topus was invented for that. So you can hang them. We don't own one. Jess and I are a bit fast and loose like that. We just like to get it done. Write that down for me if I get you for Secret Santa. Someone's getting a sock-topus.

Thank you, Jess. We go to Christy on 131060. What does your husband do, Christy? Look, he's a very smart man most of the time, but I remember this one time in Winslow, he wanted to swim in our pool. Not a heated pool, so he thought maybe filling up the kettle and boiling water and continuously dipping the hot water in the pool might make the pool. That is genius. How many kettle fools did he put?

I cannot tell you. I cannot tell you. I just thought, oh, look, you look good. I can't think of a way to crush your dreams. You look good in your budgies. Did it work at all? Because he'd be having to run in, pour one in, wait for the kettle to heat up, pour that in.

Maybe if it was a tiny pool. He still went in, just to prove a point. Honey, it's warmer. Definitely. I've got the thermometer in. It's two degrees warmer. That's fantastic.

That's the best boy logic I've ever heard. You and Christy's husband should have a beer. We should hang out. In his heated pool. BYO Heat. You should bring your own kettle. I'm going to go two kettles. Double kettle.

Now you're thinking. Elena, hello. Hello, how are you? Wonderful, thanks, babe. Do you have some boy logic? Yes. So my partner, I love my partner. He's great.

He loves cleaning. I'm doing everything. I'm pretty lucky, but when it comes to asking him to load the dishwasher, I'm a bit OCD with the dishwasher and he knows it, but he decides to purposely pack it the wrong way so that I will finish the job and repack it. Genius logic. This is the weaponized thing people talk about.

Like, I'm going to do it so annoyingly that you just do it yourself. I just, I'm the same as your partner though. I just chuck things on top, like in the top drawer, the Tupperware containers on top of that, next to a glass. You'll put the Tupperware the right side up and just fill it with water. It's all getting washed, you know. I've just learnt not to ask him, but

yeah. What do they say? If you want something done right, do it yourself, but also just do it my way in the first place. And we'll go to Jodie here, wrapping us up. Jodie, what does your partner do? A bit of boy logic. Well, back to the washing.

My partner tends to, when he gets undressed and takes his dirty clothes off, instead of putting them in the basket, he'll air them out all around the bedroom or around the house because he doesn't want to put the dirty, smelly clothes in the basket because it'll air them out all around the bedroom or around the house because he doesn't want to put the dirty, smelly clothes in the basket because he'll stink the basket out. So he just hangs it around the house instead. Hangs the dirty clothes around the house. The dirty clothes.

So he'll take them off, like in our bedroom, and he'll put the socks, like hang them over the bedroom chair and he'll put his shirt over there. He won't just put it in the basket next to it or even on the washing basket. He'll hang it around the washing basket because he won't just put it in the basket next to it or even on the washing basket. If I'm going to round the washing basket, because he doesn't want it to stink the basket out. But Jodie, is the idea that then he can wear them again or do they then end up in the washing machine? No, they end up sitting there for days

until I get the absolute poof and I have to go around and collect all the dirty clothes and put it in the basket. That is bizarre. He airs them out so the dirty washing basket doesn't smell and then washes them. I know. I know. Well, hang on. He airs them out so the dirty washing basket doesn't smell and then washes them. I know. I know.

Well, hang on. He doesn't wash them. I'm sorry. Jess and Ducco. Year of the Song. Shy Guy has compiled a list of songs all under

one specific umbrella. We're going to tell him what year they were released but what theme are we working on? So it's National Cake Day today. Is it? Yep.

Did you know the first cake in a box was in the 1930s? First cake in a box? Yeah, the first cake in a box. I did know that. Why would I want to know about first cake in a box and not first cake? Because I don't have that information. I can tell you when eggs replaced yeast in cake mixes, that was in the 1750s. Was that the 1750s?

Well, I was wondering because the cake sort of tasted so yeasty. You know what we should do? Year of the Yeasts. Wouldn't that be fun? I can think of a few artists. Yeah. First song? Yeah. Wait, so what's the theme? Cake. Cake, sweets, treats.

Songs with sweet references. You get it as we play. You tell us the back end of the year, isn't it? The original Happy Birthday. That'd actually be interesting. It better be songs that all mention cake. Nah, he's blanking it too much. This is DNCE.

This is DNCE. Cake by the Ocean. I like yeast artists. Artists that have caught yeast in their lifetime. I reckon. Artists who've worked with yeast. Do it next year. Is this one of the Jonas Brothers? DNCE. Yeah, is have worked with yeast. Yeah. Do it next year. Love. Is this one of the Jonas Brothers?

Yes. DNCE. Yeah, is it Joe? Joe. Yeah. Was he in DNCE? Yeah. I think he's the end.

Were the brothers not in DNCE with him? No. That's the Jonas Brothers. He should have stayed in that and not. He broke out of the brothers. To play with his brothers. Play went, play to do DNCE and then went, I miss my brothers. Oops.

Went back. And then Sucker came out. I'm do DNCA and then went, I miss my brothers. Oops. Went back. And then Sucker came out. I'm a sucker for you. God, I can sing. I have got no idea. This, to me, it's a blanket between the 2010s to now-ish, but I think. It's got to be pre-COVID, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right. Ducko's classified his name and he's in 2013 and Jess is in 2017. The correct answer is 2015. Oh! Points to Ducko. Hang on, two years are we doing now? Yeah, no, it's only one year. It's only one year.

I was close, I was close, close, but I wasn't on on. No points. Sugar Candyman. Christina. Christina. What are the actual chances you sang this earlier? I know. I sang it accidentally not knowing what I was singing.

Yeah, I wanted Candy Cane Lane by Sia. No, I went Sia. You hit me with Candy Man. What's this song called again? Candy Man. Oh, of course. Candy Man. This is another one that could just be any time.

I danced to this in high school. Oh, did you? But did that mean it was released at that time? Or did Miss Linda just pick this song? It was really cute. Was it Christina's version or was it another version? No, no. Oh, okay. mean it was released at that time, or did Miss Linda just pick this song? It was really cute. Was it Christina's version, or was it another version? No, no, it's a... Oh, okay, so it was earlier than I thought.

I think it's an OG. I don't know if this is a remake. Shy Guy, do you have that information? I do not have that information. Babs, can you Google, please? I'm in. I'm going to catch a bit earlier. All right, Ducko's in at 07.

Jess is in at 05. The correct answer is 07. Mr Candyman. That must have been the year of Lottie J. Robbie Williams, Candy. I love this song. I was worried. I've never heard this song.

Ever. This isn't his best. Are you joking? This is not great. What's the DJ song you think? That sucks compared to this. There's no angels. Oh, angels.

What a snore. Candy. Did she just say ring-a-ring-a-roses? I've never heard this song. I have no idea. It's got to be old. How long has Robbie been around? A while, but I'm going to go.

All right. Oh, my God. Oh, jeez. Jess is in a 0-2. It was 2012. Wow. Wow. Did not see that coming.

That's a lot. That's wild. Oh, 50, baby. Now, this is a track. Oh, here we go. Yeah. This has got to be the best sweet bass song, surely. Yeah, this is a song.

Filthy. Jeez, Wendy Kenny. How do you want it? You going to back that thing up or should I push up on it? Yeah, Samantha's in on the text line. G'day, Sam. Good to see you. Oh, hold on.

Emma's coming with a definition of a crest. Oh, that was yesterday. Move on, Emma. The definition of a crest is an incline or a decline in the road that reduces vision on the road ahead. The hill blocks your view. You can't hit it. It's not a lump.

Thank you. I feel like you hit a pothole. Yes, Emma. Love that. With a bit of fitty in the background. Or possibly a corrugation like a ridge. Emma knows her roads. Wow.

I think she just Googled it. I remember this film clip. It's 50 Cent doing chin-ups upside down, hanging from a ridge. Emma knows her roads. Wow. I think she just Googled it. I remember this film clip. It's 50 Cent doing chin-ups upside down, hanging from a roof. How do you do chin-ups upside down? Sorry, sit-ups. But he's got his legs around the thing and he's like doing sit-ups. Oh, like the prison vibe. Yeah, yes.

Exactly like prison vibe. You know he's got shrapnel in his tongue? Yeah, because he's been shot. He's been shot at and it's still in there. Can't you hear the pain in his voice? I can't. His voice got pain in it. Even though he's singing about, you know, one of the sweetest places on earth.

A candy shop. I know, what a guy. This was definitely when I was at school. What candy shop a euphemism for? Can you Google that and try them? I've got no idea. I reckon this was around the lose yourself time, I reckon. What, Eminem?

Yeah, also. I've got no idea. Okay, Jess Zinn. Was it high school? Was it primary school? Crap. I can't tell you yet. Okay.

No, I'm going earlier. I'm going earlier. Sorry. Okay, I'm in. Duck of the Night, 04. Jess Zinn, 06. The correct answer is 05. Oh!

Of course it's Matt Gingham. Point to Duck of the Night. You know what's wrong? I had 05 and brought it down for 04. Oh, there you go. That's just, I mean, you can't write this sort of stuff. Mate, for a guy who doesn't eat sweets, you're doing very well. Oh, thank you.

Is this song four? This is song five. Were we up to song four or five? No, you're doing all right. I've done all right? Sweet, sorry. How good's this song? Ah, yeah.

Khalees, Milkshake. Love this song. Now, this is... And what's Milkshake a euphemism for? Babs? Babs? Babs, can you chime in any time? Okay, I've got a definition of candy shop. Okay.

Let's move on. It's used as a metaphor for a place of pleasure and indulgence. Now, milkshakes is your next task. Get to us on the next song. Tell us what we do. Milkshake is definitely a boobie. Oh! There she goes.

La, la. I remember this coming. What year do you think this came out? I remember this coming from all the school dancers. High school. My milkshake, my boobies bring all the boys to the island. Yeah, that's why they're coming. I'm coming for the chocolate milkshake,

but Gary, my friend, he's here for your boobs. I don't know what he's doing. How gross. I saw at the shops the other day a mint chalk milkshake. Yuck. Mint chalk. I'd like that. It wouldn't be that bad.

I wouldn't get it. Mint and milk? It's like ice cream. It's like chocolate and ice cream. Like green milk. Yeah, green milk. Yeah. Gross.

It's like green Nesquik. Yuck. When did this song come out? You're telling me. I feel like I've put the same year down as I guess every... I'm doing it again. Oh, no. The boys are waiting.

La, la, la, la. All right, I'm in. Me too. 07 for Ducko. 04 for Jess. It's 03. Oh! No points.

Next song. It's the closest I've gotten. This is Cake. Oh! The theme is natural cake, sweet treat. Is the theme still this? With a long jacket? Yeah, long skirt and a, no, short skirt and a long jacket.

When you do that, when you wear a short skirt and a long jacket, from the back it looks like you're not wearing anything. Yeah. And then you turn around and you go, oh, she's got a skirt on, it's okay. Is that what the intention is? I think so. I've always wondered because I thought your poor knees would be cold. That's right.

From the bank, it gives the illusion. I'm just so worried about your knees and your hamstrings. One of the sexiest, you know, outfits, just the trench coat. Yeah. And a long... Pause feels unnecessary. All right, I'm in. I'm doing it again.

I got the same. I know, it feels like very same. Douglas in 2005, Jess in 2001 with the correct answer. Hey! Put it on the board. Oh, my God. Okay, this is our last one. Watermelon sugar.

Harry. Oh, Harry. Watermelon sugar. Back and answer this one a few times. Mmm. When was this? Watermelon sugar. I'm trying to think what album was this on.

Was this before or after Dunkirk? That's when you based your Harry Styles knowledge I saw Dunkirk in the cinema So I feel like that's solidified Is this on the Kiwi album? Babs is just rolling her eyes out there It doesn't help anyone It's not

I don't want to give you hints It's not the sign of the times album though It's the one after that Wasn't that his best song? Yeah, it's not the Times. I love that song. That was his first single, wasn't it?

Yeah. On his own. Yeah. Watermelon Sugar High. It's got to be during COVID. He was trying to cheer everyone up. I reckon.

What have you done? 21 for Ducko, 22 for Jess. It's 2019. Oh! 23. Duck's 2019. Oh! 23. Ducco wins. Well done.

You little sweet tooth. I know, I love me cakeys. If you were going to have a cake for your birthday, what flavour would you get? Ice cream cake. Ice cream cake. Oh, no, then my guts would be running for days. Yeah.

I don't know. I don't really like thick, dense chocolate cakes. Oh, see, I like a mud. Big fan of mud. Oh, yeah, I like a mud. Big fan of mud. Oh, yeah, that checks out. Jess and Jaco. 9.01, just about done here, team. Just about indeed.

Tomorrow, 7am. Oh. We're just talking about Khaleesa's song, Milkshakes. Yes. I don't know how we got onto Choc Milk flavoured. Choc Mint Milkshake. I said green milk. Yes. I don't know how we got onto chalk milk flavoured. Chalk mint milkshake. I said green milk. Gross.

Fiona has said my favourite memory sharing an oak spear mint milk. Oh, yeah, they do spear mint milk. Yuck. Spear mint is for gum and toothpaste only. I don't mind, like, the ice cream. Like a mint chalk ice cream? Yeah, I don't mind that. I don't know if I'd get it in milk.

I mean, I don't really have flavoured milk at all. I don't have much milk. Yeah. The guts will just run. You wear a dare ice coffee fix or fix it? Nah. I don't muck with ice coffee. But you know what I say to Fiona?

More green milk for you. Yeah. If I'm not buying it, that's more for you. That's up to you. You know what I mean? Yeah. That was good text, though. Thank you, Babs, for chomping that in.

Some of you, the text line was active. Here we go. There we go. We thought that'd be a roll, you know, clearing up in 2025. But no, she's jumped on board. She's doing it now. Absolutely. Boys, she's about done.

If you missed it, grab the podcast on Listener. Good show today. Shy Guy Dips, that's what we were talking about. Yeah, Shy Guy Dips is on tomorrow. Yeah. Your chance at $25,000. And we've already given, like, $4,500 a week, one of this. Oh, 100%.

We've given away $3,000. Last week was a bit more challenging. Yeah. $1,500 was week one of this? Oh, 100%. We've given away $3,000. Last week was a bit more challenging. Yeah. $1,500. But that's $1,500 the guy did not have two minutes earlier. Mm-hmm. Just for guessing whatever it was. I can't remember now either.

Neither can I. It's a bit tough. We've had that many biscuits on. It was on and we haven't tried the dry one. The Molto Mill. Molto Mill. Molto Mill. Yes.

Speaking of milkshakes. Yes. There you go. That's on tomorrow. Plus Alphabox 630 for 10K or 1K. Up to you. Then we do Shogo Dips at 7. Alphabox again at 8.

I mean, it's a big day. It's a big day. You don't want to miss it. Keep it locked on hit. Always keep it locked. We're out of here. We'll catch you tomorrow. Bye-bye.

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