Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Bunyip?

Episode Date: October 20, 2025

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The new Macrispia has arrived at Maccas. Try it today. Jess and Douggo. This is the Jess and Douggo podcast. I don't need a camera to catch my home. Podcast, fuck yeah. Recall to poll. We live in the day yet.

Podcast, fuck yeah. At the top of the show, Duckay, you said, I can't forget to tell you. Can't forget to tell you. Write down the key word. Shy Guy wrote down. the word, clowns. Oh, good work.

Right out down. So I couldn't say this on air because obviously they do good stuff and it was sort of part of an agreement. I have an ambassadorship thing that I do. Anyway, it's one of those weird situations where you find, why am I here and what am I doing here? So yesterday I had to drive 50 minutes to go somewhere

because I said, hey, daco, we need to get some content. We've got the clown doctors coming. And I was like, okay. What are the clown doctors? What are the clown doctors? Exactly. Basically, clown doctors do great stuff. It is people who've trained in clowning.

They've gone to clown college. They've gone to clown college. I've graduated and got their red nose. Like, it's all legit. It's all above board. So they've done juggling. Yep. They've done tight road walking.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's circus skills. He told me all about that. They've done the little bike. A little bike. They know jokes. They know how to make balloon animals. It was a big one.

Of course. So basically, they go to the hospitals and they cheer up either, you know, young kids or really sick people. They do great work, right? Oh, nice. They're sponsored by Hyundai. Hyundai is the car brand that I'm also partnered with. Yeah.

So I get a call saying, can you come out. and be with these clown doctors. And I was like... Did they want you to be an honorary clown doctor? Well, I was like, what do you want? They go, oh, we don't really know, but they're going to come out and we're going to film some content. So I'm thinking it'll be like, hey guys, Ducker here with Hyundai,

probably supported to you by the clown doctors. I rock up. Get out there. And they're like, oh, so the clown doctors aren't allowed to be filmed. I'm like, okay? They're not children. No, they're not. I don't know, but they had a detailed run sheet.

And basically the clown doctors are going around to every Hyundai that they can sort of locally and around the state to say, thank you so much for paying our wage. We're clowns. However, there's been a mis-breakdown of communication somewhere from corporate to clown doctors to Hyundai. And the clown doctors think they are coming to do shows to kids that are going to be at the Hyundai dealerships.

To be fair to the clown doctors, if we're going on tour, our audience is children. You know what I mean? So they, of course, would think... Children and older people, apparently older people really like them too. They would, because it's the whimsy and the magic. Alzheimer's people and stuff? Oh, they get around it.

That's nice. Yeah. So we rock up. I'm there waiting. these... Oh my God, it's just daco? Yeah, yeah. Is this kid our audience?

There's me and four of the people who work at Hyundai and they're like, like salespeople. Yeah, not many other staff in today or in at all. I'm like, okay, sure. And we're sitting there waiting

and then this older guy comes out of this Hyundai van. He's like, Gidey, uh, where are the clown doctors? Um, where do you want us to set up? And they're like,

oh, just here. He's like, oh, they got to get the circus tent up. Yeah, yeah, he goes. They get the full kid on the nose, the hair, they get everything. They get the, he has a lab coat. And like, props inside them, like whoopie cushions and a fucking rubber chicken and all this stuff.

And they roll into the Hyundai dealership and there's four of us standing there. Me, a sales guy called Tim, who sells Hyundai's, the GM and someone else from sales. I don't know. And I'm there like, at this point, I'm going, because I think you're the sick kid. Well, I got to that point where I was like, I looked the most underdressed and the youngest, obviously, and probably like, oh, look that cheeky little kid there. In those situations, I have a way of just, unfortunately, I can't go hidden in the crowd. Like it's like at a stand-up comedy show

I'll be the guy that the comedian will single out And say something Like I've just, it's all my life I've got an aura I've just have this, yeah All my life I've been that person In a group Like I'll just be the guy

I get singled out I don't know why it is Anyway, we're standing there Even to bring the rice cookers in Even when it's not your name Or your face Remember we had to do a draw For your fantasy league

You got pulled out of that I got pulled out first It wasn't even your name It was your nickname in the thing Yeah You're right You do just get plucked out I do

I just, I have this thing. Yeah, yeah. And I can't ever go, I can't have a smoke bomb and I can't ever go anonymous. Like, I'm also quite loud. I acknowledge that. But I was being very quiet when the clown doctors there. They roll in. Yeah, this is their whole thing.

They roll and they're like, we're the clown doctors. Like, do you have any kids? Like, nah. Like, oh. So they thought, well, we're getting dressed. These guys are going to go get the kids. Do you have any, like, customers? Nah.

All right. And it looks where he goes, what's your name, champion? Oh, no. Oh, no. And I'm like, I'm ducko And he's like, do you like balloon animals, daco? And I was like, oh, fuck me. Okay, so he makes me, he makes me a balloon sword, gives it to me,

and then goes, have you graduated to your red nose? And everyone's like, I think he has. I get a red nose put on my nose and a photo. You are an honorary clown. I'm standing there in my like linen shorts and shoes, the t-shirt with my red nose on with the two clan doctors while they're playing ukulele. And then we go,

Who wants to do the hokey pokey? Put your right foot in. Put your right foot in. And then I swear to God, this is what happened. And then me and Tim from sales are doing it. You're doing the hokey pokey in the Hyundai dealership. And the thing is the clan doctors didn't read the room and just stop after right foot. They went the whole fucking body.

Right foot. Left foot. Right arm. Head arm. Body. Everyone. And shake a bat. Make sure you, come on, do a spin for us.

Meanwhile, I'm getting filmed while doing this. photos are being taken while doing this and it was like this for 45 minutes and then they were telling... Then they were telling stories about what they do. They do great work and obviously I felt sorry for the clowns because they were doing their best. They're now entertaining for adults.

They could have done this show to some children. I know, I know. They made everyone balloon animals and then they made some whoopie cushion jokes. Yeah, sword. Well, I got a sword. Someone else got a little duck and someone else got a little cavoodle.

And I was like, well, I should have a duck. I didn't make any sense. Because he's the kid. He gets a sword. Fuck you, Bobo. So anyway, we finished that and then they leave. And I was just like, that was, what had just happened? Why was I?

Oh, my. It was one of those really strange. What I need is the vision. Oh, yeah. I want the vision of Dungo doing the hokey footage. I'm sure you'll see it. I'm sure, you know, because. Oh, you're such a good sport.

That is. When I was wearing a red nose holding a pirate sword doing the hokey pokey. Like, I am 34, father of one. At 4 p.m. on a Monday? I was like, fucking. Sounds sick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've done some shit in my career, but that was up there.

That's got to be up there. Like, how do I get into this stuff? I don't know. And then you went to get in your car and drive all the way. When you told your wife why you'd left your screaming child, you've just been vaccinated. I had to lie to my wife until it was more important. She knew it was that. And then she goes, how was it?

I was like, really good. We did some really good work today. This is audio of me driving home. You put your left foot in. You put your left foot in. Fuck, man. That is crazy. It was a moment in time.

Thank you for shit. Yeah, yeah. I would have taken that to my grave. Oh, no. Well, there's footage or photos out there somewhere. I wish I would just been scrolling Instagram tomorrow and been like, is that fucking ducker with a red nose doing the hokey-pokey-pokey? With the clown doctors?

In the back of a palisade? We'd do a double take. Mate. Is that him? Nah, he's holding a sword. That can't be. No, you're not going to believe there's a block. on Instagram, it looks exactly like you,

but he's a clown doctor and he's all the hokey-pokey. Let this be a lesson to everyone in life. Nothing is fucking free. I know. Te-l-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Jess and ducco in the morning. Stop what you're doing and listen. You know, I got that shit that you're like.

There's only one show to wake up for you. I'm not that easy to hang. Jess. Is it him? Yeah, no, no. Have a look at this. It's a notice. I have got to explain.

Ducco. I never have the courage to say, Harder Got him going insane Yeah Shagai Do you do anything you want Fast

Can we just have one week Where we don't talk about Doodles on this show Fuck yeah Talk it This is Jess and Taco Right on 6 o'clock Hey welcome to Tuesday gang

Oh good morning Oh good morning So nice to be here This is probably The biggest day In Jessus calendar I reckon Well you'd have to say And I know you'll back me up here

My DNA's all over it Purely because We've been left on our own And they said, well, what do they say? If you want something done, get it done. You've got to do it yourself. And so when I said, listen, for two years I've put up with the same picture of myself, three weeks postpartum, plastered all over, our social media, our marketing, our promotional material,

enough's enough. Our boss went, fine, but you've got to organise everyone. I said, fine. Challenge accepted. I said, fine. I said, fine, and now you three have to come with me on this journey. We're getting new photos. Look, I wasn't the one postpartum last time.

So understandably, I get it. You want a new one? We get a new one. I have to look at that picture every day, Ducco. And whilst, you look good. That woman, thank you. And she was very happy. She was also very exhausted, a little bit sallow.

I look into her eyes. Duck tape was holding everything in. I don't really recognise her. Yeah, yeah. So there's just, and I feel so good in myself now. It's because you're training. It's because I'm training. I've put the hair extensions in.

I've done a lot of self-work. So what I want is that to be captured. What I'm here is, I look hot. And I want people to take photos of me. I feel hot. Yeah. And I didn't feel hot. Yeah.

Three weeks post-patter. Oh, I get it. Hey, it's exciting. You pictures. Yeah, we're getting them. Team. And we're even getting a little team shot. I'm a disappointed.

We tried to get turtlenecks, but that didn't happen, which. We've booked out, obviously, photos in for October. all the shops have changed to the spring's summer collections no winter turtlenecks if this shoot was happening in July we would have had no issue but shy guy spent a bit too long look of a turtle legs

he went guys we're pivoting so no worries so we are doing a family photo though with the four of us which should be nice is it going to channel more family energy ducker or more awkward prom what energy do you think we'll channel I think family those awkward family shots

you get when you're growing up should have flown in Kate or my mum who have coordinated family photos in the past. Like one of those. One of those where... White T's blue jeans. I'm picturing... No shoes. No shoes is a must. I didn't pack shoes particularly for that outfit.

I'm picturing you boys standing, Babs and I sitting and your hands on shoulders. I feel like I had that... I'm thinking we're all standing in a line hugging and looking at the camera. Ah, see, that gives... That gives prom awkward prom. Either way. Either way. Yeah, yeah. Plenty of things. Hey, man. I've got the photographer booked.

She's a mate of mine. We can spend us on. What if we want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shark and our topless, just weird things happening. There's no company DNA on this baby. She's on our clock on our dollar. And when I say our dollar, our boss, did give us the credit card.

But still. It's owls. So it is exciting. Big day. You got your fake tan done? I got me fake tan. Babs straight into her hair this morning. Babs, who noticed?

She looks gorge. You did notice? First thing I saw her. I said, did you get your hair cut or hair done? Very nice. First thing? Very nice. Babs got lazy yesterday as well?

Great. She's nice and fresh. Off packed lotion. for Babs and I because we want to be smooth. There's one, I did have, oh, actually, maybe I'll bring us up later. I had an issue with the food order.

I have not heard the food order. You're not going to have any issues with the food order. Is it at a buffet? Is it a smorgasbord? I believe cheese platter slash prosciutto. Oh, hang on, yeah, yeah. That's, you had Indian last night as well. I know we were talking about our dinners.

We were toying with Subway, and then all of a sudden we're getting a cheese platter. Which we still will. Subway was definitely. I was a little nibble on the seat a little sub. Yeah. How are your guts this morning? They were okay until a couple of minutes ago and I was like,

ooh, I did have a lot of butter chicken last night. Well, you can't only have a little bit of butter chicken. Yeah, it's one of God's greatest gifts. I crushed shy guy's least favorite thing, a puppet dumb. He hates a papa. He does not. He's not a puppet dog expert. He's on the record as just hating.

I know I said that I hated him. He refuses. He refuses to travel to India. Didn't you tell you said, I hate a puppet dumb. You say I love puppeting. Don't put words in his mouth. He doesn't love a puppet d'all. You know what he loves?

The green chuttony. Yeah, I did question that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then you googled and you realise, no, I do like that. Yeah, well, I didn't have... I thought the channing was a tomato saucy stuff. You can get a green one. That's gross. A green one, I like.

Green is probably more rare. Oh, Shagat will sniff out of green chuttony, don't you worry? Oh, he will. He'll get it going. I did have a lot of Indian last night, so... Yes, which doesn't. So did I. But I feel like that's okay for me, pre-photo shooter.

No, you're not wearing white pants. You're wearing a white shirt. Yeah, that's the other thing as well. I probably can't hear with white. Anyway, neither here nor there. We'll get it all out the way. Then we can stuff our faces. As you can tell, we're all very excited for this day.

And we can't wait to make these photos happen, baby. It's just one of those things, Ducco, where you go, I feel like when we went to the boss. And yes, I'll say we. And said, can we have new pictures? And he was like, no, if you organise it, He thought I would then go, oh, don't worry about it? Roll over.

And I just feel so empowered going, ah. That's happening. Ha-ha. Just show, let's do it. Can we get a trip to Bali? Okay, let's do that. If he says, if you organise it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can.

I'm happy to organise it. I know people are jet-star. I can talk to the airport. Who can't? Will they talk to us? Hey, big show, though, team. It's going to be fantastic. We had Alphabox.

Your chance at $10,000. Twice, baby, 630 and 8. Absolutely. My acting class on the show. show today, which is exciting. Hey, what scene have you pulled for us? Well, working behind the scenes on that. Oh, okay. Diligently working.

Keep it locked. Keep it locked right here. Plenty happening. More chances at the call of fame as well, which is Reflections Holiday Parks. $500 to spend at one of the 40 amazing locations across the state. I'm good with that beat. That would be fantastic. Up next, though, this fits for all of us having Indian last night.

Toilipers been reinvented. It's about bloody time. It's about. It's about time. The toilet baby's face got looked at and looked after. Jess and Ducco. We are on a topic

close to everyone's heart. The bog roll. A lot of took chat on this show and we're proud of it. If you don't like toilet humour or toilet discussions, we might not be the program for you. And we clean it up after 6.30,

but you know, before 6th, if you were in early listening with us. I mean, I started talking about blood and bone fertiliser smelling poos yesterday. Yeah, which is just your child. Great thing. Basically, Luch here is blood and bone fertilizer. For those that know blood and bone fertilizer,

does that mean I should start putting her poops on the garden? Yeah, I reckon you could sell that. Yeah, yeah. Oh, put it in bags and sell it. That's a great idea. Luch's Lassus. Workshop. Asterix, name pending.

Yeah, yeah. Anyway, this is something I think is great. They're announcing the CNN News Source has announced there's going to be. Is that reputable? This is big stuff. Walmart. Target at Amazon are all about to release the Forever Roll. Now, this Forever Roll is 32 times larger than a standard toilet roll.

It offers you 1,700 sheets of toilet paper. And it's meant to last up to a month based on a two-person household. In yours, Jess, you've got at least a week and a half. I mean, I could give the Forever Roll a real run. No one's more frequent than you. I was not in the control group. You know, they do beta testing and they'll get people to workshop. And no one sent me a forever roll.

They would have had to change the marketing. Hang on, it's not long enough. Two trips and she's halfway through it. Apparently, this is 32 times larger. As I've mentioned, it's online, Walmart, Target and Amazon. You have a 30-day money-back guarantee if this thing doesn't work. How expensive are they? Do you have a price tag?

Shaga, can you please or Babs? We can be forever-roll price. Because even if you are buying a 24-pack of Quilton or whatever, that's what? only, what, 20, 25 bucks? So how much could the forever roll be that I need a money back? Yeah, it must be expensive. You know, if it's going to be that big. And also, you know how, because we get the Who gives a crap stuff?

As do we. In the 60 pack, but then mortgage actually ordered 120. So I've had that much toilet paper sitting in my house for so long, I could survive an apocalypse. It's good to know that you, if we get hit with COVID again and everyone freaks out and goes and buys toilet paper, everyone's just going to come, Ray Ducker's house. I'll be chuck and roll. You get a roll.

You get a roll. But you know how toilet rolls perfectly sit. with the toilet roll holster, which has been designed to sit, you know, centimetres from the wall. Yes. The big bog roll, the Forever Roll, is obviously going to make it look too bulky. And I don't even know if you'd be able to spin it. Yeah. So heavy.

Your toilet roll holder is hinged at such an angle. Yeah. I wonder if you'd genuinely be able to spin it. I don't know if you would be able to. You'd have to get a new device. You know, sometimes at public bathrooms, if there's a hand towel situation, it hangs horizontally. Oh, yes. So you pull it with two hands.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that almost what? You don't have to do with the forever. You don't want you go to those public bathrooms and they have like the individual sheets of the whole paper. You've got to pull out of the silver box. Mace. Is there anything sad?

That is sandpaper that stuff. And I appreciate maybe it's more economical. Maybe it's even better for the environment because they are one ply. One, one ply. If not, half a fly. You put your finger gets right through that. Oh, they are sad. Here we go.

Got some information. Two forever rolls is 64 regular rolls. Jeez, that's amazing equivalent. $58. $58. Oh, that's not cheap. Start a kit pack of two is 37-990. It contains a holder too.

Oh, so they are giving you. It's Australian. So they are giving you a new holder. I reckon it would come, you know, like if you have Viva handytale in your kitchen and you get that implement so it stands upright. Yes. I wonder if that's the holder that the forever roll. Could be.

Anyway, so I reckon you're the money-back guarantee trial. I reckon I could. Because, like, you know, I'm not getting through. Me and bad, it's like, we're... That's lasting you the year. It's lasting a regular couple. It actually would make me sad because I'd look at it and realize I'd never got through it. Yours is collecting dust and toilet paper should not collect dust.

That's got other problems. Do you know who would like it? Parents, I imagine, or partners of people who refuse to change the bog roll. You know, I constantly like, change the loop paper, change a loop paper. This is the thing like, you'd never do it so, or you do it so infrequently that you'd almost forget how to choose a telepath. I know, and if you're getting them in a pack of two, you're like, where did I put the other one? It's been months since I had to change it. Where did that little one go?

Well, Jess, you're the trial. All right. Okay, well, my birthday. Hey, whoever pulls me for Secret Santa, that could be a great kid. Jess and Ducko. I can always get involved in the show. 04-8-8-106-9 to text in at any time. We had a good one from Tony.

He said, you got your team photos today. Well, you normally have the family pet in the photo if you're doing a family photo. So are the fish having a day out? Now, Tone, you make an excellent point there. I mean, if this was our respective families, Pam would be there. Gianni would be there, but this is this family. Which means that we need all the alive and able fish. Babs, we're going to have to find some plastic bags.

Hey, what did you do with the bags that you put fanta in that time, shy guy? Are they still in the cupboard? We can scoop a couple of fish. I'm just bringing in the photo. That could actually be very. We mean a couple. They all come or none of them come. What about we're all holding our own fish?

We'll have a moment to hold. We'll find your one, mate. Well, Jess has died, obviously. got eaten by Babsers, we'll find you one. Does that mean I hold, Babs and I both hold her back? Yeah, yeah, mine is inside her. Yeah, you hold the bottom of Babs and she holds the top. Or I could just be there looking forlorn and sad.

Or we'll find you one of the other ones. Do we stop by Finn Vision Aquarium's pick me up a new fish on the way? Babs your day just got hectic. Currently. There's a two-hour gap while I get my hair and makeup done where Ducko's twiddling his thumb so you can go by me. What are you doing? You go buy me your fish.

I've got mine. I'm going to rock up with Mini Ducko. You don't even remember which one yours is. He's a little white one. He's a beautiful, beautiful boy at the bottom. That's fun. That tone, that's a great. We might be doing that, Tony.

I think we might have to. See how we got. How mobile is the tank? I know it's plugged in. It's not mobile. Well, come on. Not with that attitude. We can make it happen.

We can make it happening. Hey, hey. You remember what the boss said, well, if you want to organise it, you do it. Well, we did do it. So now the one piece of the puzzle missing is the fish. Is the fish. And also, like, if we leave them at the photo shoot, we live at the photo shoot.

You now belong to the studio. We'd all bring our own in plastic bags. We drop them and stuff accidentally. Ah, no, my fish. It's all over this photo shoot floor. Don't worry. As long as that photographer keeps rolling. Yeah.

Keep clicking away. Yeah, that's a bit of fun. That is great. Thank you, Tone. Do you want me to tell you about these dating terms changing? Oh, yes. Well, it's up to you, really. I'll tell you quickly.

Okay, hit me out. As I see. You offer a boat for a little work. I did, I did. When we were growing up, Ducco, it feels very American, but did you and your mates talk about getting to first base? So first base was kissing, second base, actually don't know how much we can say on air. Yeah, so first base was traditionally kissing. Second base was touching above the waist.

Third base was touching below the waist. And of course, oh, no, I had a different. Hang on, did you have a different interpretation? Yeah. What was your second? Careful. Second base was touching below the waist. Oh, you went straight to, yeah.

Third base was, you know. Oh, that involved? Yeah, yeah. Yes. Yeah. And then fourth base was all the way. That was the bases when I grew up. There you go.

It did with Chaga? Did you have bases? Not really. You didn't really talk in that lingo? Not really. That feels like an older, like a 90s. Yeah, this is probably what I got from back in the 90s. And I think we co-opted it from sitcoms in Hollywood.

Because obviously baseball, not a huge sport in Australia, but obviously massive in the States. Hence we've, you know, used that terminology. Yeah. Well, new information from our mates at 9 Honey, Ducco. They have come out. Oh, no, not 9 Honey. Love Honey. My apologies.

You're going to change everything. Nine. Well, no, very different. Love honey. They sell sex toys. Yeah, nine honey doesn't. No, nine. But they have a lot of sexual wellness stuff on their website.

Well, there you go. I guess if you're going to use the word honey, you're going to get put in the same basket. I'm glad I know all that now. Absolutely. Don't you get your love honeys and your nine honeys next up? I will not. Everyone out there listening, don't you? That's like getting your 10 peach and your seven bravo mixed up.

You can't be doing that. I don't want that to happen. They've come out to educate us that Gen Z are changing what the bases mean. So if you hear the Gen Z in your life talking about it, you need to be up to date with what they're going on. It's good for like, you know, parents, I suppose. Totally. First base, Jaco.

The first base. The kissing, the entry level. They've changed it from kissing. What is it? First base to them. Yeah. Spout stuff. What?

Yeah. You're not going to third? Bro. They are changing it. And these experts are saying, What? It's because their attitudes towards sex and relationships are sort of much more open.

They're so much more nuanced. Us, fuddy-duddies, or we had to call kissing a base, whereas the young ones are going, that doesn't need a base. But how do you even do that? Like, do you get to kiss it all before? It's not even on the radar. That's not even on the, you're still on the bench if you're kissing.

I'm assuming that if we're going to... You're in little leagues if you're kissing. If we're going to continue with the baseball analogies, they don't even put kissing, hand holding, touching. They don't even put it on the bloody mound. I think that's a baseball. Yeah, that's a good term. Thanks so much.

Yeah, yeah. Trouble with the curve. Clint Eastwood, great baseball movie. If you build it, they will come. Justin Dimbley. That's a different one, but I like that one too. So, yeah, first base. Is third base.

Gen Z. Geez, that's correct. So then what's fourth? You know what? Love Honey. Because where do you go, I guess. This is the extent of the love honey information. They haven't gone on.

Because then second would have to be all the way. Then what's happening in third? It's just a full-blown orgy. Oh, no. Yeah, we're getting other people. Fourth is the soup kitchen. You get a nice roomy car Maybe like a palisade

Oh yeah What happens if you hit a home run babs What then? Hey yeah, as the gens Zia How come you're not chipping in here? When you hit a home run, what happens then? I don't know I don't use this terminology

You've never used this? Yeah, because you've been in a relationship For a long time Nine honey or whatever it is It's just... Love honey and what have I said, don't get in this. You know? God.

Yeah, maybe we need to get this person Lucy. Yeah. We need to get this person. get her, because it's all very confusing, and I don't know how we're meant to keep up with them. So if I'm talking to the kids, I'm like, you guys get to first pace on the weekend, they'll think I presume I'm talking to myself.

Exactly, whereas all you mean is kissing, we're speaking different language. I'm going to have to change my terminology completely. We are. Lucky, we've got the new Gen Z dictionary. Any of your rapbacks hit a Homer on the weekend? Don't talk to the young ones about there. Just go up to a pack of teenagers. Hey, what's going on?

What base are you guys on? I was like nine honey on the weekend, and it's, said that. After I'd watched Trouble with the Curves. And it said the bases have changed. I'm doing some research. Does it mean if the bases are loaded? Ooh, I don't know. It means we should play Alphabucks. What do you reckon?

That's a great segue. Thank you so much. What's a sport starting with B. Baseball. If you want to hit a home run, 13, 1060, give Babs a call. In Jess and Ducko, lingo. Yeah. Hitting a home run.

Yes. Winning $10,000 in Alphabucks. Love that. But you've got to get to first base. Call us and get through. That's what we mean. Yeah. Give us a call.

We'll play next. 30 seconds. Chess and ducco in the morning. Jess and ducco's 10K Alphabet. On hit. Alphabet. 30 seconds. We'll study with the same letter.

Have to take your first answer. Cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the questions, say pass. We come back, of course, if there is time. Now, we are playing for $10,000. Everyone knows that. Everyone knows the game. We want to go to home run.

We want to hit a home run. We'll hit a homer, baby. Come on. The person who's going to hit a homer for us. Peter, good morning, Peter. Hey, gone. Batter up, Peter. Are you ready to hit a home run?

I'm ready to hate a home run. Hopefully. Hell yeah. It's one thing to go to first, second or third base with Peter. Oh, yeah. But we're not here for that because if she does that, she walks away with Birkenstocks. Which is, to be fair, I'd be pretty stoked with that. But we're here to go all the way.

We are here to go all the way. As a family. As a family. Now, Peter, what do you want to do with the $10,000? Birthday next week, going out on the weekend. So towards that, and I need to get me coffee. Hell yeah. Are we celebrating a milestone, Peter, or how old will you be turning?

Too old. Too old. I'd rather not say. Too old. That information is reacted. Yeah. Peter, okay, we're going to Vowel Town for you. You're going to work with the letter O.

Oh. Oh, as in, oh, my God, drinks on Peter because she hit a home run on $10,000. All right? Yeah, yeah. All right, yeah. Your time will start after the first question. Okay. Starting with the letter O, we need you to name a clothing item.

Pass. A hobby. Origami. A musical. Oliver. A verb. Um, all. A lunchbox snack.

Orange. Something in the kitchen. Uh, um, a pass. A band. A racist. A kid's TV show. Um, Oscar Grouch. Oh, Oscar Grouch.

The character is a spin-off. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, he deserves a spin-off. He just absolutely. The bin man. It got you. You got yourself four with a question mark over one. So clothing item could have been overalls.

A verb, I didn't hear what you said. Did you say, oh. Oh, I did, yeah. Could have been open, observe or a fend, that's a tougher one. Something in a kitchen could have been an oven or an olive. I guess in a kid's TV show, Jess. Octanauts, baby. Yeah, there you go.

All the old squad. I wouldn't even know that. Yeah, no. Yeah. So what was that for? Oh, she got four. Oh, I mean, that's like like a second bay. That's, yeah, it's generally.

It's flirting. You got to second today, Peter. Yeah. But you're going to $100 at Birkenstock. How good is that? No worries. Thank you. Happy birthday, Peter.

You have a wonderful weekend. Thank you. Bye. Bye. I'm sorry. I mean, I'd be stoked with Birkenstocks. I'm getting some new ones. Because you've got, what are you need new ones for?

You've got like three pairs. Yeah, well, these ones on today, actually. But they're getting a bit, you know, a update. You know what I mean? Yeah, that toe groove. Yeah. Get a bit swampy. Okay.

Update. Hey, speaking of swampy, Babs his blog's up next. Lucky, you don't have to go through one of those airport detectors on Swam Crotch. Oh, goodness, not that again. You'd probably start singing. She's back! You're not going to let her into the country. Swamp.

You're going to come into the studio or not? Yeah, you can carry. Oh, this is for you, Babs. Whiz Khalifa, Charlie Poof. We'll see you in a bit. See you again. See you soon. It's going out to Swampy on here.

It's been a... Jess and Duccoe. Whiz, Charlie Puth. Getting you. Going for a Tuesday morning. Get me going where? Hey, to emotional. To sad town.

Yeah. Population ass. But come on, man. That's not always, that hits me, you know? Nah, because it just makes me think of Paul Walker. Oh, family. Big. I mean, how we actually died in real life in a car crash. Yeah, I know, but like, you know.

And that is not the run into the blog that Babbs needs. Oh, why it's a car crash. I don't know. Hey, it's Babs, and this is my blog. Commence Operation Superstar Bratsley. way to set the bar low, Babs. I love it. This is going to be a car crash of a blog. No, it's going to be good.

No, it's going to be good. Buckle in everyone. He does with the headline, Babs. What have you got? Apparently, people my age are killing office culture. Yes. You know what? Hey, so that actually fits. You had a funeral type song because you're killing off office culture. Yeah, so

there's been a list that's come out of the reasons why Gen Z is ruining the workplace for everyone else. You've ruined a lot of things for everyone, don't you? Apparently, but it's just going to unpack. COVID, you know, COVID did a napper on you guys. Yeah, yeah, they've got no social skills anymore so they don't know how to be.

What are you doing, microwaving tuna? Well, apparently mental health is part of the job now. So we're seeing mental health, it's not a perk, it's a priority, which, you know, I agree with. But for some people, it just looks like an excuse to log off early. Oh, it's like, oh, I'm having a moment. I need to go home. I'm having a mentee day.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because it's a, it's a good one. to say to the boss or they can't do anything about it. Yeah, this is the equivalent of going to an all-girls high school

and to your male PE teacher saying, I've got cramps because they all freaked out. None of them question you. And you can sit in the bleachers and just twiddle your thumbs. Well, they can't do it. That's like the ultimate trump card. Exactly.

So nowadays, the equivalent is the young people going, I need a minute and you have to respect that. Yeah. Apparently, we don't like the 9 to 5 grind because we've been raised on remote learning, gig work and Zoom internships. So apparently we value output over actually coming to the office. Yeah, see, no, but that is actually very fair.

If the job is getting done to a high standard, why can't you do it in four days or nine to three? But I guess there goes the office culture, though. Well, that's what people are saying managers come out to talk to you in person and you're not there and it's frustrating. Also, they're disappearing. Like, they're not even saying, hey, I'm done. I get to leave. And also, I guess it's now taking it into your own hands. Like, well, I finish, I'm going to go.

Like, no office. And also they're watching movies while they're doing it because it's like, oh, I'm doing both. I'm getting it all done. You can't tell me I can't multi-times. I'm wearing noise-canceling headphones is apparently a big one. People my age apparently just putting on headphones for hours at a time and to get people's attention, like they're waving in their face. Like, hello, like I'm trying to talk to you and it's killing collaboration.

I saw a Gen Z on TikTok talking about getting the meta-ray ban glasses and she goes, I spent the whole day not talking to anyone because the rayban glasses could do a podcast. It could obviously do my social media. She goes, I realised I got home that day and just hadn't spoken to anyone. So you introduce that with your noise-canceling headphones. You really wouldn't need to talk to anyone in the office.

Me and Shaga have to wear our headphones at our desk, but I always have one. Yeah, we do the one headphone. And I mean, you're allowed because you work in an audio medium. But it is hard sometimes. You feel like an idiot when you're trying to talk to someone and they've got their headphones on, you don't realize. Particularly noise cancelling up loud too.

Yeah. It's like I'm not trying to sell you anything on the street. I genuinely just need to ask you a question about work. It's like, no, no, I've got the headphones on. It cannot be disturbed. Apparently, we've been dressing down. So we're becoming too relaxed with our dress code.

Yeah, I don't want to say anything, but... I mean, you can't really dress down in this job. I'm in Birkenstops. When one member of the team was the dogs out, everyone can have the dog's. Yeah, I'm in Birx and linen shorts right now. They've put exactly what. So they're saying mini skirts, bare feet, skimpy tops with no bras is a big one. Nah, the no bras, I see the headlight, the high beams are out.

Yeah, but how's this? In 2025, a male boss in particular pulling you and being like, I've noticed you're not wearing a bra. Well, there's a lawsuit waiting to happen, so you can't say it. You can't, no, that's everything going to say you mean. Someone named Miranda said, when I started, I worried if my suit was posh enough. Now I just worry where to look. Oh, Miranda's worried about the high beams.

Yeah, yeah, okay, interesting. Yeah. Well, because Miranda's probably a bit jealous, because Miranda's aren't what they used to be. Miranda can't get away with that nonsense anymore. So I was like, hang on. We're sweet babs over here. Yeah.

She can do whatever she wants. She's 24 and perky. Yeah. Yeah. And lastly, waltzing in late and walking out early. Yeah. That's probably the biggest one. Yeah.

I mean, yeah. I just, who's not getting in trouble for that, though? I know. I appreciate that's the energy you want to bring. You can't just walk off your job at you? Better mental health, right? Yeah. You know, that's what I go.

I've got to go home. I've got to go home. I'm going to go on my hot girl walk. Yeah. Unplugged. Yeah. So I can war doggot it. Just to get back to the grounds.

Just to breathe, you know what I mean? No cap. No, no diggity. There's the car ride. Goodbye office culture. Goodbye office culture. R-I-P. So, I had a cool idea passed on to me that I thought we could do as a team.

Because we're not, you know, we don't, as a team, we're very much colleagues, right? On a scale of one to the coolest being a photo shoot with our pet fish, where, on the scale of cool, does this idea land? Close to petfish photoship. That's cool. Yeah, I think it's pretty cool. Holy doly. So obviously, Jess, you're in a book club.

Yes. Are you still in that? Is that still going? Absolutely, it is. So the book club goes, and you hear a lot about book clubs. People who get together read a book, maybe once a month or whatever it may be. Because no one's watching or doing anything the same time these days. So it forces you to have a conversation where you're all literally on the same page.

Was chatting to my sister-in-law, who was telling us something she's a part of. She lives in London. She was telling us something she was part of to keep her and her friends. friends catching up and doing the same thing. Yes. And it's a movie club. And I thought, it's so basic, but I've never heard of that. I mean, book clubs have been around since the dawn of time.

Yeah, everyone does them. Since print happened on paper. Yep. Movie club. So it's like you all get, maybe it's two weeks, maybe it's three weeks, however you can catch up to watch that film. There's two ways to go about it. To watch that film, then you catch up and you discuss it.

Or what they do, what my sister-in-law did, is they all catch up together to watch that movie. So it's like, we all know we're going to show a guy's house this Thursday night because we're all going to watch Blades of Glory. You know what I mean? And that's the thing. It doesn't have to be a new release. It's not about spending money and going to the cinema, even though that could be a fun.

That can be another way to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just, has anyone, has everyone saying the Godfather? No, that's a classic. We should all find the time. And so you all sit down at the same time and watch it. Either you can do it separately and then meet up and discuss it. Obviously, have a few wines, bitch about your part.

partners, obviously. Obviously. Unless you've got an agenda overlord, you do that in your own time. Movie Club's about movie club. Movie Club. We can't eat into movie club time. We can't do that. Catch an arm.

Nah, we can't do that. I know. So she said they catch up once a month, sometimes more, sometimes less, you know, depending on the dates. Yes, of course. And they'll watch a movie.

So they watch like all the rings. So they will watch together. Yeah, they watch all the rings. Like the Harry Potter's. I think they did the fast and fear. Like stupid things like that as well as new movies or movies that never seen before iconic ones. And I feel like that's a great.

thing to do. And particularly in this day and age, Ducko, where when's the last time you're able to sit down and watch TV and you didn't have your phone in your hand or you didn't get distracted? Exactly. Walk off. This forces you. We'll put our phones in the bowl.

And force sounds like such a negative thing, but genuinely we need it nowadays because we're so starved. Distracted. Yeah, distraction that we constantly look away. So each, let's say we did it as a team, right? So week one, Babs is coming over the movie. And then we all, okay, I haven't seen that yet. Then we all watch it together with it.

Then you're week two, on week three, show us week four, just keep. It just keeps rotating. See, I like this a lot. It's not bad. And I like that you're really trying to find a way for us to bond outside of the studio. Because we've tried, we've tried dinners, we've tried meals out. Still waiting. Unfortunately, none of those things have been offered.

No invitations have been offered. So anyway. But a movie club, Shagga, would you be interested in joining? I'm open to that. Yeah, you like movies. You can watch some. The thing is attention span. It's so low.

I don't know. We'll get you better, buddy. We're going to train it together. It's in like a cinema environment. It's dark. You can't really do anything else. See, that's the issue with a movie. For Shy guy, we could say, look, we can't find time to actually get together to watch it,

but we'll be meeting on the 11th. We'll have to watch it. Shagull will rock up and go, I didn't watch it. Okay, well, what are you contributing now to the movie club? We'd have to do our movie club meetings on air, obviously, and do it as a segment. Yeah, yeah. Wednesdays at 7-10, we discuss a movie that no one else has seen except us. You know, for book clubs, if you want to cheat, because you don't have time to read a whole book, you might watch the movie.

There's no way to cheat when it's movie club. What do you do? I have to watch a series of TikTok. As if Shagg hasn't like getting his girlfriend Grock out. Give me a summation and interesting talking points for movie club. Jess and Ducco. I want to say very good friend of the show joining us. Couldn't agree more.

Her name is Catherine Mahoney. She is bringing her debut one woman show. But I feel like the sense of the word debut, yeah, she might have not done this before, but she is no stranger to an audience to making them laugh with personal anecdotes. And now she's just getting a whole. whole bunch of people in a room to laugh along with her, maybe at her. Catherine joins us this morning. Was that a fair summation of what people can expect?

Totally fair. I expect to be laughed at. The show is called I'll show you mine. Now, doing a one-woman show, that can't be easy, Kath. How long are you on stage for? Oh, look, I go a lot longer on stage than I do in the bedroom. I sort of go for over an hour. Yeah, that's impressive.

Are you going to give yourself an intermission? I was going to do a big wee before I go on. Do you drink any liquid on stage? Because I feel like that would make you on a wee during. Well, she knows a lot about lubrication. So are we going to lubricate the throat specifically is what we're asking. Listen, I'm a lady of a certain age. It's all dry now.

So you lubricate everything you can every day. Internal, external, top, bottom. You'll take whatever you can. In out, around. But Catherine, I think that. The name of the show, I'll show you mine. Yes. You're obviously inferring a little bit there.

What are we going to learn about Catherine Mahoney when we come to your debut show? All of the things. All of the things you never thought you wanted to know. All the things you wish you'd never heard. Yes. There's a lot. There's some props. There's a lot of slides.

There's a lot of sharing. Yeah, it's a slide show. I'll tell you why, Ducca, because it just helps you keep remembering what's next. You put a slide up, you're like, oh, there is going to be one sex story, but I am going to warn people. There'll be like a safe word said before that story, so they can go for a toilet break if they don't want that. What's the slide or the prop accompanying your sex story? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I want to know.

Well, that would be giving it away, but I've had so much fun sourcing the slides. Really? Do you have a clicker? Sure, you've got a clicker. I do have a clicker. God just lands back to the same stuff with you, doesn't it, Deco? Yeah, I have a clicker. I have a clicker for the slides.

So do you know what? That's tough having to work out, holding your microphone and a clicker at the same time whilst being someone who tells stories with their hands. Oh, yeah. Just articulating obviously all that. All of it. Yeah. And this is the thing.

This is the thing I really want to make clear. Whilst Ducco and I know you, I'm going to say quite well, you know, we've had you on the show before we've read your book. You used to work together. You used to work together. Years ago. Yeah, decades. I was going to say, you look the exact same.

Only for the neck up. Hence why she's angled upwards. I'm not for Catherine, for people who may not know you, they might be thinking, I don't know if I, am I going to enjoy this if I don't know Catherine personally. But that's the beauty, I think, of your dating history, your relationship history. We haven't all been married to an immortal, for instance. But in terms of the things we've dealt with, we've all dealt with on the dating scene, particularly now maybe dating later in life, with children involved, with different baggage,

I think that's something everyone will find a connection with you, whether they know you personally or not. Absolutely. I think I make people feel comfortable straight away by being so uncomfortable with self. They're just wanting you to do, you know, to get through it in one. piece. But yeah, there's certainly something for everyone, you know, it sort of takes you through childhood right the way through to kind of where I'm at currently. A lot of oversharing. There is a lot of references to my front and back bottom hair, which everyone

have. So straight away, there's a connection. Front and back bottom hair. We all have it. So let's be honest. It's funny. I did see in the short rundown, Catherine, you are talking about maintenance when we talk about. down south. And Ducker, you had a situation. It made me think of it with a guest recently at your house. I wanted to get Catherine's take. Yeah, how do you take this, Catherine? So my wife's cousin stayed with us recently, and I heard her in the bathroom have

the clippers out, because I could hear the clippers going. Didn't think too much of it. I then go into the shower. Not only has she put all her sort of shower equipment, toiletries and stuff in there. She's there for three nights, but her clippers are sitting right next to my shower gel. Like the clippers that she's just used, I believe, to shave downstairs. A couple of short and curleys are in amongst the plug hole.

And she didn't take them out for days. And I had to put my wife's son and be like, what's with your cousin's Vaj Clippers in the shower? That is a lot. Do you know what you've just reminded me of? Yeah. I was married to Andrew Johns and I did live there for quite a while. Yes. I remember getting a Brazilian wax in Newcastle and nearly losing one of my lips because she was new.

Like we got one side off. We got one side off. And the other side, I looked like a stormtrooper. I looked like I was going to have a plastic lump where my vagina should be. You'd be like a Barbie doll. I was. But only on one half. She's changing your anatomy.

Okay. I've never actually been in a, obviously I've had quite a bit of maintenance myself. Catherine, I've never been, did she not have someone guiding? Was there no mentor? Did she not have the badge trainee? Was she just? Yeah, surely there's a trainee for that. Did she have a badge badge training?

I don't know. It was just trauma. It was trauma. She should have at least told you or worn like V plates or something. Absolutely. I'm happy for another person to be in the room to guide the training. We all have to learn. Don't get me wrong.

I don't want to be the test dummy. No. It did come off, listeners, in case anyone has got really wonky visual of my front bum. That's one of the slides. Yeah, it's a close-up shot of the Stormtrooper. Oh, that's funny. Oh, my God. Well, we'll be there.

The tickets at catherine mahoney.com. We'll share the links, make it really easy for you. We're going to pack this out for you, Catherine, because you are a hoot and a half. Thank you very much. Yay. Thank you for having me. Jess and ducco. Jess and ducco.

Chag I love your pants. Bab, stop crying. I need energy. Just stop eating on camera. Rolling camera. Rolling nice. Rolling audio. Hocos, acting class.

And action! Hello, my fifth hespians. Salutations, director. Good morrow. Good morrow. Babs, what's your truth? Huh? Always be on your toes.

Chaga, what's your truth? I don't know. Oh, my students are learning. I'm getting a lot of good feedback on this segment. Are you? People are always saying, I think the guys are getting better acting. Oh, really? Under my tuition.

Wonderful to hear. Yeah, I feel like only one of you puts your backbone into it. Actually, one of you go southern every week, which is kind of fun. Yeah, I need to stop doing that. There's a different interpretation of backbone, wouldn't you say, director? That's right. The motivation we each bring to the scenes you cast us in. Yep.

I mean, that's the beauty of this. It's the magic. It's the magic. Of Hollywood. So today's scene that I'm getting you guys to recreate is from one of the great films. Frozen. We're going to Disney. Pixar.

They're one of the two. We're going to the automated territory. I don't think it's a big star. I think it's Disney. Disney, yeah. It's definitely Disney. Yeah, okay. Have you seen Frozen?

No. Neither of I. See, Ducco, this is what I wanted to just bring the audience, you know, our wonderful, the cinema gobbers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not often the director hasn't read the whole script. I didn't want it to ruin my motivation for this scene in directing you guys. Okay, so this is going to be a fantastic scene. Like, Indiana Menzel did her own thing.

Yeah. Ducco's bringing, doing his own thing. So this is a scene between Anna, play. played by Jess. Thank you. Olaf, the snowman, played by shy guy. And Christoph, played by Babs. Christoph can be sullen, I guess.

It's up to you. Let's see where she takes. Yeah, I don't think I want him to be Southern. This is set in a cold, snowy clearing. And the trio is on a mission to deliver a picnic basket to Elsa, who is... The Ice Queen. The Ice Queen. Yeah, she's the let it go, girl.

She's a person singing. So she's absconded into the snow because she knows her powers. Yep. Might be dangerous. And she's like, I'm a dangerous. to society. I'm going to just get myself out of here. You're going to get yourself out of that. Whereas Anna, her sister is like, no, Elsa, I will never stop loving you. I'll never stop believing in you. So she gets this little merry crew of

people to go get her. Yes. I want to go save my sister. Good, good from you. Extra points to you. I'm here for you. So they're on a delicious mission to deliver this picnic basket to Elsa. Love the sound of a delicious mission. Oh, it's very delicious. But they've stopped to inspect the contents, all right? So as the scene rolls up into this snowy field, Anna is rummaging through a picnic busk? Anna is rummaging through a Hey, no one directs a director. Okay, you will take your place. All right, Anna.

Anna, actually, no, Anna is rummaging through a picnic basket, tossing out random items. Olaf is holding a carrot stick like it's a treasure. Shy guy's got props, daco. This is amazing. Yeah, I've got props. Okay, and I take up the scene and action. Okay, Elsa's going to love this picnic.

We've got sandwiches, cookies, ooh, and chocolate. Wait, should we test it? know for like quality control quality control I'm amazing you're goofy your goofy Olaf come on whoa I once tested the snowball for snowiness it was very snowy oh no my nose hang on I didn't hear you taking a bite of the carrot oh

good sound of it now in our talk wait wait what oh no my nose it feels conflicted yeah because you're a snowman you're just eating the carrots Keep acting. Right, now I got a snowman. I'm going to be a better.

Did you just deep off the same? Just keep going. Push through. I want to actually be from New Jersey, but. You can take that. Hold on. Cut. Are you from New Jersey?

Yeah, I want to try. Okay, if you're from New Jersey. What does that even mean? Like, wait, now we've got a snowman with an identity crass. It's a New Jersey Southern. Yeah. Elsa's picnic. She's going to freeze us into popsicles when she finds out.

Relax, Christop. It's just one cookie. Oh. Three. Besides, sharing is carrying. Olaf, try the chocolate. Chocolate? For me? Yep. I've dreamed of this moment.

It's like warm hugs in my mouth. Wait, why is it melting in my face? Because you're a snowman genius. Ah, no. Keep your accent. Keep something. Keep running that angle. Olaf, I want more goofiness. Babs more accent. And go. Now we got chocolate syrup instead of a diso.

dessert. Anna, this is where we can have nice things. Okay, Mr. Grumpy Pants. We'll just tell Elsa, it was a squirrel attack, yeah. Rogue squirrels stole the picnic. You're shocked, Olaf. You're shocked. Squirrels? Where? I want to be their friend. Squirrel friends. I'm coming. Olaf, get back here. This is your fault. Next time I'm delivering the picnic alone.

And saying, geez, it's a uncomfortable, isn't it? It's an uncomfortable listen. I really threw myself You did. I thought you playing the goofy not knowing what's going on character would really suit. No, but this is the thing, Ducker. If we see Oloff's descriptors here, overly excited about everything, especially food,

I think it was Ms. Kahn's. I think that should have been me. He should have been he should have been the energetic optimistic. Let's get Shiger just read the first sentence of Anna's first line. And go. Okay, Elsa's going to love this picnic. We've got sandwiches, cookie.

chocolate. Wait, should we test it? You know, for quality control? It was actually the best he's ever read. Where is that what we need it? Where is that? Casting, baby. Casting, baby. It should have been the ice queen. Jess and Ducco. 13, 10, 60. Get involved. You can score yourself

500 bucks to spend it reflections. We are talking TV and movie villains. The most hated characters in Hollywood history, Ducco. A list has been compiled thousands and thousands of people voting for The Most Hated. So I'm going to run you through the top

10, but then I want to open it up. I want to get your nomination, and then obviously the rice cookers. Who do we think is the most hated? And this is the thing, what I realized in now saying the word villain, I don't think these characters, or at least some of them, were written as villains. But just in pop culture. People just hate it. People have gone, they are so annoying or they are so irritable, or they are the cause

of a lot of the problems. Yes. Case in point, coming in at number 10, were you a breaking bad fan? Yeah, you're going to say Skylar what? No. Oh, Skylar was so on it. Oh. Do you remember the brother-in-law's wife?

She's coming in at number 10, the most hated character. Not necessarily a villain, right? But just so annoying and grating and awful. His wife, Skyler, was also... Well, well, we'll get to that. Oh, okay. We'll get to that. Number nine, I know you're a fan of the American office.

I've not watched this, but coming in at number nine is Toby, the most hated, the ninth most hated character. What's Toby? Toby is like... It's a sitcom. Steve Carell hates Toby, and Toby's the HR guy. And he's like a straight shooter and everyone always pays out Toby. I was going to say the image that accompanies.

He looks very frowny, very grumpy, fair enough. Coming in at number eight. Now, again, not a sitcom I watched in the 90s, but even I know this character was very grating, very irritating. From Friends, can you guess? Ross, he's up there with one of my most hated. He's not in the top ten. Janice.

Janice. Chandler's girlfriend for at least a part of it. With the very nasally high-pitched voice. Boys, coming in at number seven from my friends of prison break, tea bag. Coming in at number six, not a show I'm familiar with. I'm thinking it's a Japanese anime from Naruto. The character is Sakura. Coming in at number five, we enter Game of Thrones territory.

There's a few in there. Circey Lanister has come in at number five. Number four from the Walking Dead, most hated characters of all time. The Governor. The Governor. Not a show I watched either. I mean, I watched the first three or four seasons. and they just got repetitive and annoying.

Okay, any guy with an eye patch I can appreciate. He's obviously giving villain mean energy. Yeah. Coming into the top three, most hated characters of all time. Here we go. Staying with Game of Thrones. Ramsey Bolton. If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.

Third most hated character in TV history. Is that Lily Allen's brother? Oh no, he's the other one. No, so it's funny. Ramsey Bolton, in that scene, he's torturing Lily Allen's brother. Allen's brother's penis off. That's what happens. You can see why he was voted with one of the most hated. I'm sure a lot of men voted for him being like, you can't do that. He can't do that. It's another man. Ducker, you picked it early. Coming in at number two

from Breaking Bad. That is veggie bacon. Believe it or not. Zero cholesterol and you won't even taste the difference. Skylar White sucks. I hated her as well. The scene where she sings happy birthday to her boss in some weird Marilyn Monroe, obviously, owed. it's one of the most uncomfortable viewings I've ever experienced. But number one, the most hated character in TV history.

Game of Thrones, can't go past, Joffrey. After I raise my armies and kill your traitor brother, I'm going to give you his head as well. Yeah, Geoffrey sucked. Joffrey sucked.

He was a hard watch. So much so, I've seen interviews with the actor, I think he's named Jack Gleason, where he said, I couldn't walk down the street. genuinely I was harassed so much because people thought he was Geoffrey

Geoffrey was him He goes, I had to get out of the limelight I think he's only just come back to TV He's in a show, a new show But the most hated character Yeah In TV history Yeah they'd be up there

Those might and Ross Ross from friends Ross just is whining and annoying Not necessarily a villain hey Like Geoffrey's obviously a villain Yeah But just a character that people have gone I hate you so much

Yeah everything you do annoys me Do you have a nomination Who should be in there than Ross or is Ross. Ross is my guy. For me, again, not written as a villain, but Dr. Carl from Neighbors, when he cheated on Susan with Nat Bass. Could he do that? That would have been at least 20 years ago.

I have never forgiven Dr. Carl. Dr. Carl deserves it. How can you be doing that to Susan? Because they were the epitome of the happy couple in my eyes. I wasn't, I wasn't a neighbor's guy. No, you're a home and away kid. Fair enough. Irene, though.

Oh, well, she, was she... No, Irene was fine. She just won the Goldloak. Yeah, she would love Irene. Al Stewart. Oh, flame and galang. But 131060, we'd love to get your nominations. Who are those characters?

TV, we can open it up to movies as well. The most hated characters in history. Even if they're not meant to be hated. Exactly. Unlike Joffrey, but like Skyla, she's not meant to be a villain. Yeah, no, she's not. But we all hated it. 131060, we'll get yours on next.

Jess and Ducko. Talking the most hated characters in TV and movie history, poll was done. coming down to the top 10, but just looking at the top three, two from Game of Thrones, Ramsey, Bolton and Joffrey. Even if you haven't seen Game of Thrones, I think there's enough memes and commentary around Joffrey, you know. But also a character that made the top two, Skyla White, from one of the biggest shows ever

Breaking Bad. She was not written, I don't think at the least the beginning, as the villain. Like, Ramsey and Joffrey were bad dudes. There's beheadings and, like, deep penising. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Skyler was just so grating and so condescending. Yeah. And so condescending.

So frustrating. So frustrating that she ranked as the second most hated character in TV and movie history. Which is saying something. Which is saying something. Shango, what was your pick? Ray from Everybody Loves Raymond. Ray Ramondo. So annoying.

So annoying. Really? Oh my God. I hate him. I feel like it's a personal attack. Yeah. To each their own. Wow, that is definitely not written as a visual.

Stacey messaged in saying Joan the freak Ferguson from Wentworth. I didn't watch Wentworth. Wentworth was fantastic. Australian Prison drugs. It's like an Australian orange is the new black, but much darker. Yeah. The freak. That is a fantastic one, Stacey.

Let's go to Jess on 131060. Good morning, Jess. Good morning, guys. How are you? Yeah, fantastic, babe. Who is your nomination for the most hated character in TV or movie history? It's movie. I'm rich from Harry Potter. I hate that B-Werc. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Great one. I hate her so much. Of all the villains in the Harry Potter world, Humbridge might be up there with him. She did suck a lot. Didn't she suck a lot? I must not tell lies. Mate, the magic wand, or quills, sorry,

that it would then scar it onto the... That is something out of nightmares. That is a great nomination, Jess. Tartja had to go to school, but his nomination was Mr. Burns. Do you know what's... And it to the clown. Okay. It is genuinely...

It's a horror. It's meant to be scary. It's Stephen King character. On the eve of... On the cusp of Halloween, I appreciate. Mr Burns, though, there's something lovable about... I like Mr. Burns. You can't hate Mr. Burns.

You can't hate Mr. Bell. Excellent. Mayor Quimby, though. Hate that guy. Unpopular opinion. Yeah. He's my favourite. Simpson's character.

I love Mayor Quimby. Shut up, Ray, Remind. I don't mind Mayor Quimby. I don't mind Mayor Quimby. He's such a hornbag. Yeah, yeah, he's dirty. He's a dirty dog. Yeah.

Hey, it's subjective, you know? He absolutely is. But there you go. Thank you for your nomination. You've done some issues to Jess, I think, with your relationship with Ray. My God, between not liking Ratatouille, not raiding Frasier.

Oh, Frazier. He sucks. You're just trying to hurt me now. Yeah, I'm never even watched that show. I'll say it sucks. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabucks on hits. Alphabugs.

You have 30. seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. You can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the questions, say pass. We come back, of course, if there's time. I'll play with $10,000. Our player today is, well, it could be relative of Babs.

It's Barb. Oh, Barb, good morning. Good morning. How are you? Mate, we couldn't be better. Thanks for joining the show. Thank you. No, pleasure.

You got through Babs. How did you charm Babs? Barb got through Babs. It's hard to get through the Iron Gate. Oh, yeah. That is our babs. I don't know about that. She seems very nice.

You haven't properly met her. See, our bar, this bar, very charming. Yeah, I see you. That's how she got through. Okay. What do you want to spend 10 grand on, Barb? I want to spend it on going to England to see my two sons and going to Portugal for a few days. Okay.

Go get some sun in Portugal. Yeah, get a lug on. That's good. Ooh, stunning. I am desperately trying to think of somewhere in England that starts with D, D, Ducco. Let's just go D for Ducco. Yep, that'll work.

It was in the sentence. The Duke lives in England. Fantastic. The Duke and the Duchess. Yep, there you go. Barb, D is what you're going to work with. D. You ready to roll?

I'm nervous, but I'm trying. Don't be nervous. No, it's just a couple of mates. Yeah. Just a couple of mates asking another mate. Ten very, very fast questions. And needing pretty rapid responses. Yeah.

Let's do it. Yes. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with letter D, we need you to name. An animal. Oh, dear, um, oh, dear me. Dog. An action movie.

Um, oh, dirty. Oh, no, that's not it. Um, I don't think. Sorry. A country. Pass. Um, Denmark. A verb.

Uh, dance. A technology brand. Um, oh. Pass. A music. Musical? Dirty dancing. A soft drink.

Um, oh, you're a mate. Sorry. No, Barb. You don't need to apologise to us, Barb. Oh, Barb. He didn't get it. We didn't get that. We ended up with four.

Can I just put it on the record, though, Barb? Yeah. You said, oh, dear. And deer would have worked for animal. Oh, true. And you wasted time then saying dog. Oh, dear. Oh, I don't know.

Then you said dog. Oh, Bob. So you technically gave us two answers for the same question. You really did. It's not a great tactic. No one's double answers. It's going to eat up time. You never mind.

Hey, look, at least you tried, Barb, that's all you can do. That's all you can do. In these days, you know, just try hard, be a good person. I'm a good trier. You are an excellent trier. Die hard could have been a great action movie. A technology brand Dell, a soft drink diet Coke or Dr. Pepper. Oh, yeah.

Everything else you answer, you did get correct. And look, you don't go away empty-handed. $100 to spend a burke and stock is coming your way. Get your dogs out, Barb. Bob's get that double down. Enjoy. Do I have to have to have. Do I have to hang on the details?

You do? We're going to send, we're going to send you back to Babs. And then Babs like to chat to you. Because if we get your mobile number here, Barb, everyone's going to hear it. And that feels inappropriate. So I'm going to send you off air. We just get a test. Can you just give me a Barb 1-2-1-2?

That's good. Barb one, what? Barb one-two. That's good. All right. We'll send you back to Babs. You stay there. Thank you.

Have a good day. Passing Barb, over to Babs. Hold on, two, one. She's gone. Delight. Thanks for joining the show, Barb. Haven't how much like an Alpha Bucks, aren't we? No, we haven't. We have not. But we've had fun.

We've met some great characters, haven't we met some great characters? People who talk through the quiz, I just got that clock, man. Yeah, the clock is that the enemy. Doesn't leave. Up next, Ducko. The enemy of my father. I want to run you through what Robbush has been dealing with. Ducker, you know, there's been a bit of a saga going on with my parents and I in the anticipation of my daughter turning two this weekend.

I've been talking to my mum and dad a lot because they're coming up for the party. My mum's in charge of the cake. I've kept your breast of the developments there. Yes, the duck cake. Which turned into a butterfly. Turn to a butterfly cake. Which, you know, she's working on her piping. She's at me an update yesterday.

She's working on some piping. I look at taking it very seriously. Very seriously. She's bringing all this equipment with her. The integrity of the cake. cake. Enod's funny about the cake. He's like, no one will notice the fine detail, except for you and me. You better talk about the cake. My husband has just said in our group chat, you know, Nana Lee and Nonna, um, Nanalee, not to put any pressure on you, but Lucia

keeps talking about butterfly cake. Because we've told her, Nanalee is going to make you the butterfly. So now she just keeps saying, Butterfly cake. And my mom's gone, no pressure. Uh-oh. This is it. This is a Lucia's birthday more. It's the cake day. It's the cake reveal. But it's been a lot of, like, talking to my mom back and forth, mum back and forth, FaceTime this, face time that. Eventually, I go, Dad, what's going on with you, brother? Like, jump on. You're not, you're not doing anything with the cake.

How were you? He's highly stressed, though. With cake, you know, he's got contact hives from the stress in the house. But he jumps on FaceTime, Ducko, and I just wanted to get you across what my poor dad's dealing with, okay? Okay. It's just turned 65, all right? So he gets on FaceTime, has to sit down, sit down and a half.

Ugh. So, Dad, how are you? I feel like I've only spoken to mum. you know, recently. How are you? He goes, oh, I'm dealing with bunyips. Oh, no. I said, oh, no.

Please don't tell me you're going to get. Do you have older people in your life where you go, how are you and all they do is rattle off the problems? Things that are going wrong. You know what I mean? My dad, like, he's a forever optimist. But recently it's just like, ugh. Bunyips. And I went, what the hell are bunyps?

He goes, you know, on your feet. I said, do you meet bunyons? He goes, no, it's bunyips, isn't it? I went, I don't think they're called bunyps. I think they're called bunyons. He goes, that would explain why the pharmacist didn't know what I was talking about. I said, what, tell me what happened. He goes, well, this was in France.

Bunyip sounds funny. Bunyp sounds like an animal, like a bullby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It sounds like a mythical creature. Yeah. He goes, ah, this must be why the pharmacist didn't know what I was talking about in France. I said, have you been dealing with this since the trip? Yeah.

He goes, yeah. So was this before or after you set off the fire alarm? Yeah, with your sex capades. With your sex capade in the hotel, lighting a candle set off the fire alarm in their hotel had to get evacuated. Yeah. He said, yeah, this was after. I'm just Googling Bunyan because I want to be familiar with them. Yes, I have a look.

I think he described them as type of a... It's like a bone growth that's coming out from your big toe. Yeah, so you can imagine when you're walking upwards of 20,000... Oh, that would hurt. 20,000, 30,000 steps a day. You know, my mum likes to science. he was having this foot pain and he goes, I'm going to have to go to a pharmacist.

French pharmacist? French? Go-day, mate. You got any bunyps? Any bunyip cream? Some of the snootiest people in the world, French, let alone the smarty pants pharmacist who probably were not helping him out

with the language barrier. He's trying to go bunyips, bunyips. Can you help me with bunyps? And apparently this pharmacist is, you know, from their little perch. And they're all having to be two feet higher than us. He's looking down. on my poor dad, trying to explain bunnies. He's taking his socks and shoes off, trying to show this bloke.

Apparently, they gave him some sort of band-aid-esque thing. They gave him in a UTI cream or something. Like, here you go, sir. Good luck. Oh, let's deal with the fungus while we're here. Yeah, yeah, ooh. I went, dad, I mean, not only to have the language barrier, you weren't even calling it the right ailing.

Did he have a good time in that holiday at all? Your mum made him cycle around and get around when he's not as mobile. Best trip off her life because she's misactivity Yeah, then he tried to spice it up in a bedroom and they got kicked out of the hotel He thinks I know how I can get her stationary I'll set the mood in the hotel room

Wait a minute And you know what happened He needed to bloody rush out of there Exacivated the bunyps Oh no Poor well So between that and the cake My parents have been up against it

Great chat to them this week Yeah Jess and Ducco So finally, as I mentioned yesterday, my in-laws have all departed. And you're so sad about it. I was good to have them here, but they've all departed. Anyway, now Morgan's family, much like Morgan, different to me in terms of personality, obviously. Opposites attract.

Yeah, they're a bit more, they're very logical. Like Morgan's mom has a degree in maths. Her dad has a degree in science. Yeah, wow. You know what I mean? They're like, and I dropped both those things in your tent. So, like, wow. Do you remember?

you know, when you and Morgan first started dating and you're talking about your prospects and it's like acting and entertainment and media, they're going we do maths and signs. Yeah, they were trying to run the numbers on radio. That doesn't add up. What does that mean? What is this profession? You do what now? Trying to quiz you on your seven times tables.

Let you alone. I can still make her happy. Seven's the worst. Give me five any day of the week. Nice round numbers. So anyway, we were, as we do, sort of reaching the end of, they've been with us for two weeks, right? So you've talked about everything you need to talk about. Now it's just chit chat. we're having a few drinks after lunch on the weekend and I brought the conversation up

because I feel like in their family I'm Conversation King like I'll keep the chat moving and I'll bring up weird things and I just kind of like dropping bombs and seeing what happens I love it you know and I said what's keeping you up at neither exactly you're going to vibe this let's open the conversation because even though you've been in this family for so long there's still stuff you can discover about one another exactly and I did with this right so we had the speaker going around we're playing music and I was on the music and playing some old school tunes whatever and I said how about this let's all go around and play the song that we want to play at our funeral.

Oh, fantastic. What is your funeral song? And everyone was like, oh, and I was like, hang on, surely you've thought of a funeral song. Like, everyone in the back of their mind has a funeral song. You've been to one and gone, I would never have this. My God. What a buzz killed. Robin and Ward Morgan's parents were so, they're obviously the closest to death

out of everyone at that table. So they were like, I can tell they were a bit like, oh, and like, Have you guys finalised your wheels yet? And to be fair, Morgan's granddad's kind of sick at the moment, so it was probably not a great time for me to touch on this chat, but I was already too deep in it. I had to keep going. It's not like he was there.

Yeah, yeah. Hey, you're thinking about this for Ray. Anyway, so. Can you tell they've left? So anyway. The muzzles come off, man. Rip and death. So they were then thinking about it.

And Morgan's like, oh, I've thought about it a little bit, whatever. And I was like, I've got mine. Robin Ward had never thought about it. Have you guys thought about a funeral song for yourselves? Absolutely. Yeah, I know you would have. Sorry, that wasn't to me. Yeah.

You two haven't? No, not. You've never thought about it. Babs, I appreciate you are the youngest in the team. Obviously, you're just in the prime of your life, but you're such a music fan. Yeah. Have you not connected with a piece of music that you've gone, this would be great. Like the cheeks or whatever.

No. They can do it live. No. I don't like thinking about it. Yeah, but I'm not asking you to think about it. Because as we've mentioned on the show before, a funeral is a party for you that you don't get to be. there, but it's like your wedding. It's like the only other time in your life, all your friends and family are in a place for you.

But obviously, it's on the back end of your life. And more and more people are now doing funerals while they're alive, not even on their deathbeds, but to have this exact thing. We don't tell our friends and family how much they mean to us until it's a eulogy. And you're not there to hear it. So I'm seeing more and more people, yeah, it's a bit gimmicky, but maybe in lieu

of a birthday, they go, we're doing funerals and I want to hear all the nice stuff. So pretend it's like that back. You can be alive. Don't get too sad about it. Anyway, then I... They took it really seriously. So I've got mine and theirs, and I've got yours as well, right? So I said, give me your, you know, your funeral song. They're like, um, and they looked in.

Because mine is obviously, obviously, I'm going Rufus Treat You Better. Because I wanted to be that song that puts a full stop in for me. Was this a song that played at your wedding? It was. Was it the Morgan's aisle song? And the Morgan's when I walked in the house out, and I'll die to it. That's a full stop. Right, the two most important moments in your life, getting married and dying.

May I'd well have the same soundtrack. Robin then said, Morgan's mom, this is my funeral song, which I thought was great. Oh, I see. She loves ACDC. That's great. Even though she's a great woman, she'll go up north. She'll go up north. If anyone's going up north, it's her.

That's funny from Robin. Then Morgan's dad chimes in with his. You ready for this? Oh, God. That's actually not bad from Ward. But he wasn't joking. It wasn't a joke. He's like, you mean the song that plays when your photo montage of your life

rolls in? I'm like, all right, Ward, way to make us all want to cry. And we had to listen to the rules. was you had to listen to two minutes of the track that someone played. So we're all there just going, well, this is grim. This isn't what I set out for. People who pick Sarah McLaughlin's Angel. We're already sad enough, guys.

We don't need the saddest song in history playing. Why do we need that? Anyway, I've asked you for yours. Then you put these in the system. I know what they are. So we've got Jesses here. This is your funeral song. Now, Ducker, it's a song that actually features on this program quite heavily.

Yeah. But when you think Jay Farch, and how proud of an Italian woman I am, clearly, Andrea has to send me off. Yeah, yeah You know what, this was in my list Because I was, I played this too And I was like, this is, yeah

This is up there with wards though We're sad But I find it uplifting Yeah Like the crescendo Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh no, it's a power It's a power

I can get around this And just big photos of you everywhere 100% Yeah, that's good By that age I assume there'll be holograms And I can be like Walking around with you

Shy guy Cry shy guy I'm curious what yours will be Yeah, did it I just always like this song That's cool But it can be whatever you want I just like this song

That's cool If I was your favorite song I'll just default to this Drake one dance You know what's your choice I hate Drake That's a bit Fun

All right Okay here we go now No one loves music ball And you in this team So what have you done Um Well I'll let you fly it And then I'll explain

See that's fun Yeah well I just wouldn't want people To be crying And then my life is a comedy of errors So it would just be like That's fun. Pissing the night away. Just quickly, we're nearly done.

But the conversation then turned, I was like, that ran out, and they'd all finish that. And I go, okay, what's the song you play at your pets funeral? Because they've all got dogs, right? Big dog lovers in this room as well. So this is mine for Pam, which I think you can all agree on. Is my anxiety. And then we could all be fun as if her anxiety medication.

That or the fun little. open a jingle you made for this program. World pandemic. Pam, pa, Pam, yeah. This is what Robin picked for her dog because her dog's her favorite thing. Oh, wait, wait. Let me play the chorus.

You... Oh. She played this Morgan's mom and I was like... She took this. She did. I was like, grim! We had to play two minutes of this.

I think I've ever heard of something for it. That's actually really sad. You sung this in our Little Rascals thing now that way. All right, Jess, you're... Okay, so I have a... Big boy, a Rhodesian Ridgeback. Now, Rhodesia doesn't exist anymore, but it's a country in Africa. Ducco, it's now called Zimbabwe.

So obviously I need this. Oh, yeah. See, that's fun. Farewell Gianni. Fairwell Gianni. Yeah, our big boy. Africa by Toto. Shagar, you got little yappy yaps.

Yeah, I went with Temper Trap, Fader. I like the song. I never thought about it until three hours ago. Yeah, that was cool, man. Does your dog like the song too? Yeah, he loves it. It's running around on the field out there. Between one dance and a deal.

Yeah, I know. Classy. Bads, yours. I actually did it for my fish. Hungry eyes. Because I'd ate Jess. Well done. I encourage you to think of your funeral song and your pet death song. Because if you don't trust who's going to plan your funeral,

they might absolutely butcher the assignment. Get it in writing. Put it in your will. You never know what you're going to get. Jeff and Ducko Bit of Ray Where is my husband Hit breakfast

Jess and Ducko with you Tuesday morning 849 Welcome to it Well to answer that question Ray Where is my husband Maybe he's still in the dating scene

Where you are And you've yet to cross paths But our mates It's clever dude Oh yeah.com. Familiar with them. They do family, marriage and finances. Yeah, no, yeah.

I normally read for the finance stuff, you know, but... Yeah, yeah, see, I go just for the family stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they obviously cover a lot of boxes. Actually, one of their pillars is life. I went, that's a little generic for me, clever dude. It's good, though, isn't it? You put anything under the life, Benner?

Yeah, you really can. Imagine being the CEO of the Life Institute of that. You know, like how Harvey Norman, you break it all up into different... It's like, the carpet people do their own thing. The bedroom people do their own thing. Yeah. The electronics do their own thing. I'm in charge of life.

Yeah, I'm a life guy. I'm a life guy. But imagine how many people would be like, geez, that falls under the life category. It can be anything. It's a pretty easy handball. Yeah, to make another analogy. It's like the queer eye for the straight guy.

Remember one was like culture. Like, what does that mean? Like, what are you leaning into? I forgot that they all had departments. Because there was hair, there was fashion, there was interior design, there was cooking. And then there was culture. And it's like...

Do you guys not know queer eye for the straight guy? No. I know. I didn't know they had categories. They had pillars. Yeah. The NAA pillars to get the straight guy sorted. Yeah.

Karamo is like culture, and it's just the most generic ban. I go, what, he teaches him how to like talk better, which maybe falls into a bit of this stucco. Clever dude has compiled the 10 dating moves, men think work. Right. But women have come forward and said, they don't work. Who is telling the dudes they should be playing these tactics in the dating scene? Run you through a couple of them. Playing hard to get.

Fellas, treat them mean, keep them keen, that does not work. The ladies want to feel like you actually want to be there and actually care about us. I don't know, man. I don't know if that's a one-size-fits-all for that rule, because sometimes, you know, I feel like... Trying to seem mysterious or too busy might feel like a power move, but it communicates disinterest. What about like the bad boy? Is that in the same realm? Ooh, see, a clever dude has not touched on the bad boy.

It's a clever. But as long as the bad boy feels interested in me, Happy for him to be a bad boy. But I want him to return my texts. Talking about money or personal success too soon can be a turn-off. Now, when clever dudes putting this together, finance is one of their pillars. So they're probably thinking, you think it's a good thing. I can take care of you, take you out on nice dates.

Apparently, it's boastful. So don't pick up a call midday and say, sell, sell high. Sorry, just have to take this. I just cleared 20,000 this month. Ambition is attractive, but bringing up. up your salary cars or your stock portfolio, Ducko. No one wants to hear about your 300 bucks of Broncos. You know what I'm a shareholder in Broncos?

The Premier Winters? That can kill... It's dropped a lot since I jumped on. It can kill romantic energy. Now, I've not really dated in adulthood. No one's ever talked to me about their investments. What's the Dow Jones up to? Well, funny you are, sweetie.

Using genetic. Yeah, yeah. Hey, if she asks and opens the door, by all me. Do you have a portfolio? Because I can create that for you. I put the oleo in your port. Have you heard of Vanguard? My dad's a financial advisor.

He could help us. Babs, what do you make of this one? Here we go. Clever dude has said, don't use generic compliments. Everyone calls us beautiful. I want to hear specifically. Like, you have beautiful hair.

I've never seen elbows. Anything else. Can you give me anything? Why? Hey, who compended your hair today? You did. Yeah. And you got a lot of.

Brownie points, whereas if you just said you look good today, not as impactful. Okay, but then I feel like as a guy flipping it, seedy, if I'm obviously, if I'm not hitting on you, I'm being a friend, I'm like, geez, Jess, you look great in that dress today. Everything will so, you, it feels. Now, see, that's doing a lot for me. Oh, okay. See, that's how I feel when shy guy says, like, nice skirt, I'm like, you being sarcastic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then I'll be like, okay, well, I just won't say anything, man. You don't speak for all men. That's because it's shy guy doing it. Your skirt is fine today. She's like a sister. You know what? You obviously didn't overthink your outfit today. You look fine.

People don't like that. So then today, when I said, if you done something with your hair babs, did you take that as sarcasm or good? No, I felt good because I actually got up 10 minutes earlier to straighten my hair. It wasn't for nothing, obviously. We like specific noticing. Over planning or overspending. Again, I think it comes back to the boastful, the arrogance.

We don't like that. And one more for you. Pretending not to care about the outcome. Being a bit too nonchalant. And again, we want to feel like you're interested, that your heart's in it. Hey, you don't have to propose on the first date, but we want to see that you're sincere, that you see your future here, because otherwise, what am I doing? Right.

I'm here for a long time, not a good time. How quickly do you, like, is this first date stuff where you go, look, I'm going to level with you right now. I'm not viving or I'm keen to take this second, you know, when. Maybe I'm being very impractical. I don't have my finger on the pulse enough. I think I would appreciate that. Let's not waste each other's time. Could you imagine first aid, Jess, now?

Look, here's my guidelines, here's my expectations, here's what I want from you, here's what I need, I'm going to celebrate every milestone. Angus is the only man for me, and it's kind of like, if anything, God forbid, happens, I will never find anyone who can deal with this. Jess and Duckow. 9-02, Tuesday morning, hey, uh, look at that time, team, just about done here. Hell of a show if you missed a minute. Humdinger.

And you would like to revisit it. Yeah. A podcast lives on the listener up. You can always get an extra content on there today. I have a fun story to tell you at the top, which I couldn't say on air. That's right. You said it's not for broadcast, but you're like, I can't forget. It's an NFB, baby.

NFB, so that will be in the podcast today. Yeah. We've got a busy morning, but can you get it up by 11? Yeah, it'll be the 10.30, I reckon. Ooh, all right. Challenge accepted. Set your clock. He's on to sit your clock and keep a lark.

Yeah, it depends on what podcast is. He's on the listener at. One of the greatest show. of all time 24. I freaking love that show. It was like Prison Break Season 1, though. Then it fell apart. That couldn't agree more. Couldn't agree more. Yeah. Anyway. We've got a boot scoot.

We're going to hear this story. You got to get a face on. And then make sure you're following us, Jess and Ducker, on Instagram. We are taking some new pickies today. The fish, will they be involved? Won't they be involved? A wonderful Rice will go. How's Bab's going to get them there? It's more the question. Yeah. Maybe a couple of glad bags. Glad bag. The Ziploc seal. Yep. Otherwise, she's going to have to carry the whole tank. Yeah. And I'd really like to say.

That would also be funny. We have no power, though. The filter wouldn't be working. Shielders have to blow bubbles into the tank. They get there, all the fish are floated to the top. All them are dead. That was like, I'm here, guys. I've done my hair.

Lucky we covered. I love of your funeral songs today because we'll need a couple. Oh, for all the fish. For all the fish. I know. But yes, standby, there might be some fun BT. Back tomorrow, Wednesday morning. Shire guy dips, alpha barks, your chance of 10K, all the good stuff.

We will see you then. Bye-bye. Bye. Dear, um, oh, dear me, um, um, Oh, dirty. Oh, no, that's not it. I don't think. Sorry.

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