Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | BVE!

Episode Date: September 4, 2025

What's Gen Z adding to their beers thats outraged Ducko, how did Jess' husband get the car snacks so wrong and wha thappened when your kid took hold of your phone?Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Take a trip to McDonald's today and try the new McDonald's meal with one of six collectible souvenirs. This is the Jess and Ducco podcast. Hi everyone, welcome to the podcast. Hello. I wanted to bait a tester game in the podcast, shy guy. Do we have the capability?

No, that app you found, the reverse one. I haven't tested it with the desk. Oh, yes, I forgot we're going to do that. I wanted to do the little reverse... Could you do it in a... If I put the thing on the down of the... Well, I just don't think it'll work because of like the... I don't think it takes audio in.

That's what I need to test. All right, we'll circle back. Okay. I really want to beta test that game. Because there's just been some new games floating around. I want to see if this one could have. It'll be tested today. Enter our lexicon.

Yeah, yeah. Lexicon. But no, wonderful show. Great show today, guys. Good vibe. Thursday is always a good vibe for the team, I think. I couldn't agree more. You'll hear it a lot in the show, but we think Shagai had sex last night.

But don't you think, Ducco? Thursdays might be a good day for us in general. Yeah. But when Shai isn't firing, He brings everyone down. But when he is... Yeah, yeah, he lifts us up. Everyone, a rising shy guy lifts all ships.

He raises us up. He raises us up. So we can stand down. So basically, he's underneath us with like a tarp. And when he gets an erection, we all get raised up. Oh, my God. Yes. It's a puppetry of the penis and it's a giant one at that.

And when he's not, I'm going to do the heavy lifting. You guys are on me. It's like, oh, that's it. We don't go up that hole. Oh, shit. My feet is still touching the ground. Oh, morning, Babs. Hello.

She's been jealous. Shy guys been getting all the compliments. She's like, fuck, I better come in with some good news. That was fantastic. Thanks. Great year. Good year from you. No, it was a good show.

I think our best days of the week are notoriously, I think we performed pretty well on a Monday, Thursday and Friday. Isn't it funny? Like, Mondays back in the day could be either way. Yeah, totally. Because you haven't seen. each other so there's a lot to catch up on but if you've had a big one if you're a little bit extra tired well it depends what we did do on the weekend but absolutely you know the two days off

makes us lift a bit more Tuesdays fucking suck we try you know Wednesdays I think we're just a bit eh you know lucky we got dips on a Wednesday yeah dips does help us dips helps because if anything Wednesday could dip yeah yeah yeah so true because a bit of a nothing day yeah and Friday's just Friday yeah it's good time Friday the feet are up on the desk oh yeah has everyone up to anything exciting this weekend you're seeing your dad's for father's day Yeah, I'm staying at my parents all weekend. You're at the farm all weekend. Thank you, Mom.

Are you still, like you and your sisters are grown, but are you doing breakfast in bed for daddy? What do we do? Well, I have a soccer game on Sunday morning, so no breakfast in bed, but I think he's coming, apparently. Oh, that's nice. Where is it? Where's your soccer game? Is it a New York. Where's that?

Oh, Bellbird. Oh, Bellbird. Who said Melbourne? Yeah, right. So that's why I'm also staying at my parents this weekend because it's closer to them. I see. And your boyfriend's away, isn't he? Yep.

He's in Sydney. And somewhere else, Therut, Thur, it's near Wollongong, I don't know. Justin Theroux? Louis Theroux. My father's in England. Oh, they popped over to Merry Old England. You can't be seeing him. Yes, he's there.

They've already, my parents, they do not give themselves any breathing space. Like, their itineries chocker block. They've been there for 48 hours. They've already done this many museums, this many sites. They saw the MJ, the musical. They did a river cruise. Is it a holiday to me? No, it's too busy.

I couldn't agree more. They don't like to be bored. They don't want to twiddle their thumbs. I would love to sit at the hotel and look at the view. And maybe go for a walk and do something and go and walk past go. Let's do that today. That's my holiday. That's the best thing finding a common holiday.

Yes, exactly. It's very hard. If you and your partner or you and your friend, whoever's traveling, are not aligned, they like that and they work it together. The only part they're going to collapse is when my mum tries to make him go on a bike ride through the south of France. Oh, that can't wait for that. I hope we get good updates from it. My mum is now saying, I'm going without him.

Yeah, she's in that stage of her life. She's like, nothing's holding me back. I'm pickleballing, I'm crocheting, and I'm going on a bike ride. Pickleball is fun. I'm telling you right now. It's a good time. You know who started following me the other day? Pickleball Australia.

There you go. Like some Instagram account for, I guess, the nationwide comp. Yeah. Pickleballers. Yeah, all the ballers, mate. The ballers. It is a fun game. I've never had a go.

I only play it once in New Zealand and I'll do it again. Is it better than tennis because it's a bit more lax? It's easier. on the body, but it's still fast and fast pace. It's not a tennis ball, is it? It's a special ball. It's one of those classic kids balls with the holes in it. It's like a plastic ball.

They bounce. A little bit, yeah. That's, yeah. So it's one of those games where it's quite easy to be okay at it. Okay. But quite tough to be excellent at it. Right. So you can reach a little dip your toe in.

Yeah, you can reach a good level quickly. There you go. And then you get addicted. Well, my mom with her champion, bad, bad, minton. Sorry, what? The one with the shuttle cop. Dang, Ming. Bandmin.

No. You got it? Come on. You can do this. Bing Ming. Bangminton. I love where you put the G. Bagman.

I love where you put the G. And there is no G. No. Bandminton. Bad? Bad. Mington. Yeah.

Say it again. Bang. Bad mington. Bang. With her champion stock in that sport, she's picked up a pickleball really well. Question about your parents on holiday. Talk to me. Do you reckon they're getting it on?

I do. Yeah, I reckon they would. I reckon my mum, my dad, this is going to be the most fucked up analogy I ever give you. But I can my dad's like me, lazy of shit. And my mum's doing all the work. She's so vibrant, Ducko. She's having supplements and she eats well. She's boot camp and I reckon she would have energy to burn.

Let's go again, Rob. I'm going to need two days. You've detached me retina again. I'm on the highest stress. Shout out to my dad's eyeball. He fell out every 10 a couple of years ago. Yes, I do. And I've got no issue with that.

I reckon that's awesome. Absolutely. I mean, I don't want a little brother or sister. I'm 34. If your dad pumped out another kid, your mum and dad, that's impressive. I'm just saying, I love that for them. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you want to look to the future and be like,

We'll be doing that, so, you know. Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. Your parents would be kinkiest. I hope so. Yeah. They got that caravan now.

Your mum with her kooky glasses. Yeah. In her caravan that they've named Dottie, it's practically a threesome. Does the bed get lowered from the ceiling? Oh, no. It's permanently there. Yeah, it's permanently there. Do you never go on their work then.

Hey, Chris, you better tape the fridge shut because this caravan's about to get rockin. They once said, you guys can have a trip and Dottie if you want. I was like, absolutely not. Nothing. What a plastic. tarp on the mattress first. That's fantastic. I love it.

Yeah. I love it. See, Babs, your parents? You reckon? Oh, on the farm. They're in amongst nature. Sure, your mom down's a like a good time. Stop ruining your freaking illusion.

I reckon, though, I've never personally, I met your mum. Oh, you know who's doing it? Grandpa, right. Oh, your granddad is fucking. You know what I quote. You said it the other day off air, obviously. And I say it so much now when you were talking about. I'm trying to get in something.

You're like, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy. Oh, pussy, pussy, man, I feel that. When did you say that? I think you might have been in a good mood last week. And Doug was like, oh, yeah, pussy, pussy, pussy, man. I have said it every day since then. You say it to your brosman, you know they've got no pussy. Pussy, pussy, man, I know that.

I mean, it's factual. Oh, God. God, that made me laugh. Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy. So, yeah, great, damn. Hey, content, buddy. Oh, yes, good. Anyway, it was a great show.

As you can tell, we're in a bit of a vibe. Did you have fun out there, Babs? Oh, yeah, the best fun. Good. Are you resigning later today? I don't know, yeah. I don't know, yeah. Can you imagine her and her exit interview?

Do your parents know that we appreciate you? It would all the shit we give you on air? Yeah, I think so. Or do they froth it? I don't know. You're that person in your family, hey, like, you're the one I bring you the shit to. Yeah. That's funny for the oldest daughter.

It's not usually the oldest daughter. It's not usually the oldest daughter. It's because my sisters are. like totally different to me and they're like similar to each other? Yes, so then they come for me, you know? Oh, you're out number Yeah, and then... You need a brother. Yeah, probably. Yeah. I don't know.

I always wanted a brother. Mufasa anyone. No, you are on your own there. Hang on a minute. You watch that. Sorry, Jess, that's just far too niche. It was trending on TikTok for a bit. She don't even like that.

Babs gave you no support. What were you looking at Madonna? I don't know, that thing that she's playing with looks fun. The Madonna movie. Yeah, it was trending on TikTok for a while But that was like six months ago So I didn't say fucking yesterday, did I? Nah, it was such a good team

Did you ever watch more faster? No, no, not my vibe Yeah, yeah Anyways, a hell of a show Pussy, pussy, man Tilly up Jess and Ducko in the morning Stop what you're doing

And listen You know I got the shit that you like There's only one show to wake up with you I'm not that easy to hang Yes. And that's the way we like it. Uh-huh, uh-huh. I ain't got to explain.

Ducco. What a. That! Got him going insane. His lawless out there online. Fast. I used to stick my fingers in the tank at home and let them suck my fingers. Look yeah, I'm talking.

This is Jess and Ducco. Get it, baby. Welcome to it. Welcome to 6 o'clock. Welcome to Thursday. Can't tell you what it does for the little techno head in me that the alarm perfectly chirps to the beat. Yeah, it works.

It works. Gets me off and going. It works. I know it works. I know it does. He's in a great mood today, the Shire Lord. He absolutely is. Did you last lot?

I left my phone in the car too, so. Oh my God. Is that because you didn't want us to check your Tinder app to see the hot date, you cute up? Shagai was crushing it last night. He's a big plenty of fish guy. I did fall asleep earlier last night. I was watching Survivor and I felt

sleep, so I don't know who... How's the... Is that the World v. Australia? How's the new host going? I am hearing bad things. He starts next year. So this is the season they already filled with Jonathan. They filmed it last year.

I did read his scathing Instagram post about how basically his contract was terminated. He was very... He seemed blindsided by it. He got very angry. He got very angry about it. And the guy replacing him is on the current season that they're rolling out now.

But I don't know if when they filmed this last year that they knew that... Surely not. That David was going to replace... Because you'd think Jonathan would then be a sabotaging impossible. Jonathan'd because you'd be mad. Yeah. It felt weird that they got rid of the host for the Survivor.

It's just like, what's the point? Why do that? But is it interesting that... So Jonathan Lopalia obviously has never been a contestant. He was brought in as the host, whereas they're replacing him. Got it. This was for Shy Guy last night. Sorry, I was trying to find the active version.

No, worth it. Yeah, yeah. This is shy guy's night. Is this a bang-up? Absolutely it is. You can bat this up. You can bat this up if you want. I might.

Yeah. Go on out as a shy guy and whoever he had over last night. But no, so they're replacing him with someone who has experienced the jungle. David also won the million dollar island or something. It's kind of like deal or no deal mix with survival. So he's a prize pick. Okay. Bit of a prize pick.

Yeah, yeah. I don't know why they replaced the host for a show like that. I mean, you know. Maybe they worked it into his contract. Yeah, I don't think it was rating as well anymore. But like... So change it up. Such of the times.

I mean, that's what... Like a sport coach. If they just got rid of OSHA, I think the Bachelor. was going to rape. So who's coming back and doing the Golden Bachelor? You know how we're getting a golden batch? It's on a different network now. So who's the host?

Oh, they roll out James Matheson. Remember Osh's co-host from the Australian Idol? Yeah. Samantha Armitage. Oh, Samantha Armitage for Channel 9, yes. Yeah, I want to share the screen with her in the Today Show, actually. Of course you would have. She could not understand calling me Ducco.

What was she calling in? She didn't get their name. She was like, oh, she just kept winging out about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's never dealt with a nickname before. Sam, get it together. I don't know if I'm Koshy for like a decade. I know.

I don't know if I'm calling me. I'm going to call it Nick. I was like, call me whatever you want, Sam. But here I am. And then she's like, oh, I'm here to do your weather. Please just let me do it. We're close, though. I followed her Instagram.

She never followed me back. How can you tell someone follows you back? Because it doesn't say it. Well, I guess if you went into your followers, you would be able to see. Or you get a notification. Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

If it's not immediate, you could go check. Yeah, easy. But no, I still think we're friends. I think we're pretty close. Are your colleagues at a minimum? Well, you know, you share the screen with someone, you're a colleague. Like you and Babs, colleagues. Well, very much colleagues with Babs.

Don't you reckon? Yeah, yeah, we're not straying. After 9am. We try so hard to level jump to friendship, but let's be real. She's keeping us in the colleague sphere. Well, actually, Babbs, should we tell them what we're up to this weekend? All right, yeah, go ahead. Babs and I are actually at a mutual friend's social event.

And we will be having a few drinks. Hang on. Hang on. Our boss always yells at us for letting this part of the show blow out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've got to dig down. Yeah. Babs?

Who do you guys have in common? It was a bizarre, it was a bizarre stretch, wasn't it, Babs? Yeah, huge stretch. You guys are a decade apart, just in age. I know. She can be my daughter. No crossover in school, sport, or circles that I thought. I'm mucking with you.

Obviously, you're not hanging out on the weekend, yes. Obviously, I'm going nowhere near bats on the weekend. I believe that. I thought you guys were going to go to the new pillow talks to get together. I was flabbergasted. Could be. Could be. That could be on the cards. Is he firing on all cylinders today?

Maybe with my phone in the car makes me better. Yeah, I think you want more sleep. I think that's what makes you better. My gosh. Can I get more sleep? Can I quickly just touch on a text we go on the text line. 04-8,000-106. Text any time.

We love the text and we will always get to them, whether it's throughout the show or in the podcast. Or the next day. Someone said, I can't believe you guys put the fish down the sink yesterday. What do people use the hot water tap? We had a funeral service for our first. First dead fish. And yes, it had to go down a pipe.

We thought the kitchen sink was better than the toot pipe. Absolutely. It's more respectful. And someone else said, I clean my son's tank this weekend and end up killing nine of them. You didn't condition the water, didn't you? I've got to ask this person. Let's message them back at a more time-appropriate space.

How many fish were there to begin with if there was nine to kill? Something about... Are there any left? Like fish dying in mass exodus like that in a day. The tank is just kind of... Jesus. I know. How did you do that?

How do you sit your son down and go, Brenton? Mummies made a boo-boo. So I've made an issue. I've killed all your fish. All your fish. No, there's one survivor. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like Survivor. It's like Survivor. Oh, that's like a full. Oh, God. Oh, God's that fish. Did you go to the pest song. Sart, we didn't even plan. That's how you make radio.

Jess has just referred to someone who... Give a bit more context, please. No context. Oh, no, we've lost you. He's our friend sitting outside. Hey, big show, big show. Alpha Bucks, your chance of $10,000 coming up, 6.30 and 8. Adam Elliott, joining us on the show today.

Which, I can't believe, because his wife is 37 weeks pregnant. Yeah. You might not show up. They're true. If he doesn't, it would be happening in his camp. Or the call could happen. She could go into Labor. We've got Year of the Song on.

More chances that call of fame ticket. We'll see Tommy Little Plus accommodation. But up next, Babes is coming in to defend her kin. Absolutely. Oh, the kin that you're catching up with this weekend. You repended for a little of a day, weren't you? I was planning with somebody with shy guy. Jess and Ducko.

Right now, I want to talk to you about something Gen Z that he's doing, which I think is absolutely criminal. Babs, you can defend your people if you want here. She's always good at that when we ask her to be representative. Fly the flag for Babs. She's out there not making eye contact shaking her head. Here we go. You must wake up every day and just say, I love my life.

I do. It's the first thing that goes through my head when my alarm goes off. I love my life. I am so excited to see Jess and Ducko this morning. No one will be surprised

if you quit. We're actively pushing her at the door. No. Obviously, I'm joking. We love having you Babsy. Bye. You go flush a fish on your way out,

would you? Anyway, there's a TikToker. Isbell Eats, who basically has launched this thing calling it cold brew. It's where you put, in your beer, which is absolute blasphemy. Isabella, did you say?

Yeah. No. Disgusting. Firstly, I've got two issues, Daco. You know, cold brew is actually my coffee of choice. It could be three degrees outside. I love me a cold brew. Don't try and tell me an ice long black is a cold brew.

It's different. Are they different? I didn't know that. They are different. And cheeky cafes, when I ask, do you have cold brew? They go, yeah. And then I watch them make an ice long black. It's different.

It's prepared differently. What's the preparation? A bit sweeter. There's a bit more. going on. Yeah, Steve as in or whatever it is. But don't co-opt the name. Right.

Cold brew. Oh, you can't do that. You can't be doing that. And also, do not put ice in your beer. It will ruin it. So then... On so many levels. So many levels.

People put ice in their wine. Well, that's the other thing. So randomly, LG electronics surveyed 2,000 people. 2,000 Aussies and they're drinking habits. I guess they're fridge and freezer people. They're in this realm. They are. Nearly one in three people aged 18 to 35, which is including us as well, Jess.

Yeah, totally. said that they put ice in their pints of beer. To what end? To keep them cold and dilute? Are they forgetting that you're diluting your beverage? I guess in Australia it makes, even though it's disgusting, I'll never do it. It makes more sense. You don't want to go to jail?

No. And I don't want to be judged. You don't want to not see your daughter grow up? I don't want my daughter to witness what I've done because then I'd have to say never see me again. Don't ever, don't even call me dad. When you're publicly flogged in the town square, sweet Florence will have to deal with the judgment. That's my-papa.

Papa, why did you do that? How could you do that? At risk of you playing the thing. No, I was going to say, this is me in town square. Shame. Okay, you brought up Game of Thrones. It's like when Sons are to watch Ned get beheaded. Oh, yeah.

And then deal with the shame forever. Exactly. That would be you. I'll allow that reference. When you put ice in your beer. I don't want to do it. I can understand it Australia, though, where I was going with that. Because it's so much hotter here.

Drink faster. Yeah, also just drink faster. And also responsibly. Yeah, yeah. So 20% of people said under 35 that they find the idea of adding ice to their beer, refreshing. Okay? 44 people said that anyone who puts ice in their beer or wine are uneducated. Yes.

I'm in that camp. Ten respondents said that they've asked for ice in their wine or beer, but they avoid doing it because they don't want to be judged. So there's 10% of people who say, I want it, but I don't want to be judged. You can't put ice in your wine either. I know you like your shardy cold. Absolutely. Well, that's, to be fair, on the establishment. To make sure their wine fridge or the way they're serving it, even chill the freaking glass.

Yeah. Do not be. The winemaker has slaved over that bottle. Don't you be diluting it? Unless you're getting like a $10 bottle and you're just like, I don't care. Like, let the world burn. You do you. Even then.

The Aldi bottles, the $8 Rose A often wins best freaking wine in the country. Yeah, that's true. Respect how it comes. How's this? And so I reckon Bab's lies. 22% of people lie to their friends and family. About doing this? 100% because it is shameful.

Are you a beer drinker babes when you do enjoy a tipple? I don't like beer. You're not a beer girl. What do you go to? I do have a wine and I will put ice in there. Oh, there she is. Please, she's honest about it. What's a shardy with a cube of ice style?

Oh, yeah, Matt. Jess and Ducko. I've never felt more akin to a media outlet than the one that has released this new information, this new research. I use that term loosely. The New York Post gives us all to know that today, sweet Thursday, not necessarily the 4th of September, but just Thursday as a day of the week.

Yes. Is the luckiest day amongst the seven days. Interesting. And it all comes down to astrology. Ah, now you've lost me. I was viping with you, you know. It's all got to do. with the Zodiacs and the ruling planets of each day of the week.

Monday belongs to the moon. Now, Monday everyone hates Mondays because first day of the week. But I personally think Monday everyone thinks is going to be bad, but it's actually sneaky okay. Well, that's a great attitude from you. Yeah, because Tuesday, worst day of the week. Yeah. Tuesday sucks. How do you feel about Thursdays in general? I like Thursday because it's Friday Eve.

Friday. So you start to feel like you're on the wind down. Absolutely. The footies on a Thursday. Thursday night, you get excited. You can feel something in the air because Monday, Tuesday, you're asking people maybe how was your weekend. Wednesday's a bit null and void.

Thursday, we're looking ahead. Yeah. We're looking ahead. What are you up to? Up to this weekend, yeah. Even, should we do something tonight? Yeah. Remember I had a birthday?

You know, just last Thursday. Caught the vibes. Yeah, you did. You can get away with things on a Thursday. One day at work. Bugger it. Bucker it. Yeah.

Oh, I thought Sunday was the Lord's day. Well, the son of God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. but also the big ball of fire. Saturday to Saturn. Thursday. Yes. Belongs to Jupiter.

Yes. Apparently. And is named after the Norse god of thunder. That's right. Thor. It's actually... We know each other. Thor's day.

So Chris Hemsworth must absolutely be pig in mud on a Thursday. So closely linked to Jupiter, a.k.a. Zeus, the god of lightning. There's a lot of gods here, Daco. Bear with me. A.k.a. The king of kings, the swan seducer, the father slayer. And it goes on to say that Jupiter is the fun one. In the realm of the gods, Jupiter is the drunk uncle. Why?

Equal parts vital and jovial, bestowing blessings left, right and center, urging people to just shoot your shot. Right. And Thursday is his day. That's interesting. So the New York Post is saying, let's make Thursday everyone's day. So Thursday's a lucky day then. Yes, we can use the energy.

Have a crack. We can use the energy of a Thursday to feed our hearts. And people have built up the confidence again after their big weekends. So go Thursday, you know, you forget what it's like. Hey, man, you were 33, nearly 34 days away. Yeah, days. I recover like you used to. It takes you till Thursday to really, to feel better.

Or like the other week, you had to take Thursday off because it really hit you by Thursday. It came way, didn't it? Yeah. If you're on that work week grind. Thursday supports vision boarding, big picture thinking, That's shy guys day. Hey, Babs, job searches. Happy hour power moves and pie in the sky.

Yes. That's what Jupiter is bringing to Thursday, aka Thor's Day. I like it. So let's all move ahead. Yeah. Today especially. Far up. Feeling that energy from Zeus.

Shaggon Babs have their busiest day on the Thursday. A couple of vision boards. We hate Thursday. Yeah. What? You guys hate every day, to be fair. What's your favourite day of the week? You like something rogue.

No, you know what? He likes the best? Friday straight after the show, because it's the longest period until he has to come back on Monday. Yeah, yeah. Sunday night. Chess and ducco in the morning.

Jess and ducco's 10K Alpha Bucks on hit for the bugs. You have 30 seconds, 10 questions all starting with the same letter. I have to take your first answer. you cannot use the same answer twice if you're unsure of the question. Say Pants, we come back, of course, if there is time.

Now, we are playing for $10,000. Our player today, here we go. We got him. It's Ben. Hello, Benny. Hey, how we going? Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, we are so good. We're so glad you've joined the show

because you're going to win $10,000, aren't you? I'm looking at a high show. Let's hope so. Yeah. Good. Yeah. I thought Ben might come at it with a bit more confidence. I think Ben's fired up.

He's just a chill, dude. He's a cool cucumber. Yeah, you're relaxed, don't you, Benny? Come and relaxed. That's here. Okay, yeah. People like you make me feel really... Nervous.

Nervous because I go, time it down. Let's get on Ben's level. Well, Ben, what do you do with yourself? I work for the rails, actually. Good. Thanks for keeping the estate moving. What do you want to do with 10 grand? Did you hear that rail knowledge?

I've watched Thomas the... So just a couple of bills that are state. him up and what not, a bit of stuff around the house, you know, usual stuff. Usual stuff. He's a sensible man. He is, Ben is, yeah. Most smarter than both you and me. I'm just going to give, even if we combined our brains.

All aboard the Ben train. All right, Ben, we'll stop. Your letters M. Ben, Ben, for motor car. Yep. Okay. Your time. We'll start after the first question.

Starting with the letter M. We need you to name. A fruit. Pass. An animal. Um, moose. A five-letter word. Moral?

A flower. Pass. A country? Moscow. A type of cheese. Uh, pass. A musical. Oh, um, um, pass.

An app? A what, sorry? An app? Um, maps. A colour. I don't know I did. Wow, that was horrendous. Yeah, look, I tell you, we got through a few, but we ended up with three.

Question mark two. Moral, I'm a bad spell. M-O-R-A-L. That's right, isn't it? M-O-R-A. Moral. But he said Moral, which has an E. E in the end.

I have an accent. Oh, he's got an accent. It was that all's the accent. I heard moral. Give him three. If it was for 10K, I wouldn't be able to. A fruit could have been mango passed right out of the gate, a flower, magnolia. A country, you said Moscow, which is a city in Russia.

We were looking for Mexico. Or Malta. A top of cheese, mozzarella. Musical, Mama Mia. Then an app, you got it. So look, you didn't get the money, Ben. The trains will keep moving and you do get $100 all thanks to the legends at O'Brien. That's coming your way.

No worries at all. Thanks well for that. Thank you, Ben. Can we have an on-air meeting? Every time I ask the question, app, every time. I think in recent months, the contestant has said, what, was that? Is it me?

Or is it hard to hear app? I think in the heat of the moment. Because I tried to spit the peas at Ben. App. I think it just doesn't, it's not a common thing you'd say. Yeah. Yeah. You have to say phone app.

Do you want me to start doing that? Babs, can we start adding phone app. Well, I suppose an app can be not just on your phone, you know what I mean, but if we say phone app. Ah, that's the same thing. I just, that's like the 10th time it's happened and now I feel like. Unless you say an application. And then I'll go, what's, what?

The hell is that. We'll workshop that. That might be, that might have a line through it. It's tough one to say. Don't beat yourself up, though. I do. Just get back on the horse at 8 o'clock. Because no one blames babbs.

They blame me, you know? And I just want people to know where the false actually lies. Jess and Ducko. What makes a house tacky? Now, you can point the finger at your own home. Yep. If you're a bit of a Kath and Kim, you know, you know what you're doing could be considered tacky. Or maybe you're pointing the finger at a friend.

Colleague. Something you've seen in the wild. You're tacky and I hate you. This has come from AOL.com. Who are? A website I don't know what they stand for. It's like a search engine?

That wasn't you. Are they like a search engine? They're America online. Oh, no, they're very reputable. So they've come on and said, what makes a home tacky? I thought it was a bit of fun. I want to do a little contest

and see how many of us within the team had these things in their house, thus who has the tackiest house of the entire team. Okay, well, I'm not, I don't even know if I need my pen for this. Am I going to have any of them, I think you might be surprised.

Really talk. Because is this the internet voting, so it's just people. Yes. I don't want to hear from an interior designer. No. This is just the public temperature check. So, if you have matching furniture sets, you are considered tacky.

Does anyone in this team have matching furniture sets? What do you mean? Like, the couch matches the tall boy, matches the armchair? Flattens the space and leaves no room for personality. You do. My TV cabinet matches my dining table. I mean, that's because you got it from freedom, though. No.

Fantastic. It was fantastic furniture. No. It was focus. I'm going to notch that up. I'm going to notch that as a point for shy guy. Absolutely. The shy guy now is enter the race.

I do not. You do not? I don't, Babs. Does it count if your chairs match your lounge? Yes, it does. I'm going to notch that as a point for Babs. You tacky loser. What about this one?

I look forward to this. Fake plants. If you got fake plants in your house. No. No. Or mine are real. Oh, Jessica. Chalk me up, baby.

Okay. I've got one in the shower. Like on the top of my showerhead thing. Well, I guess. Yeah, all right. We're all in it. Okay. Vertical blinds.

Yes. I have these in my new house. I hate that. Vertical blinds are gross, aren't they? Vertical blinds, the ones that obviously you can pull up and down, but you can also twist sideways? Twist around. Sorry, I thought this was like the ones I don't have those.

We are not blind. I don't think I have vertical blinds. No, I had to put curtains in because we didn't have blinds at all. Okay, what about curtains that don't fit? Like curtains that are either too big or too small? Oh, no. Perfect. Mine brushed the ground.

Is that right? Yeah, no, you're in there, Babs. That's two for you. Oh, tacky girl. What about themed rooms? What do you mean? Like a thought like a tunnel's tank engine room. Oh, no.

Or like a... What about this one now? Jess, I'm looking at probably only you in the room for this. A huge family portrait. Or a portrait of yourself anywhere in the house. Now you mean like a painting. Not photo. Yeah, painting, yeah.

I don't live in my mum's house anymore, Duck. All that crap is in her house. There's that one of you and Angus touching naked where you're covering your bosom. There's that one. That's on the ceiling. That's different. Yeah, that's on the ceiling in the playroom. We got Michelangelo.

Davichian. I said that to Morgan. I was like, let's get a painting of you and he painted, like touching each other naked. I love that idea for you. So do you have that? That is in my future, Daco. I don't actually have one of those. Chagall? I can see you have no.

Okay. All right. Wallpaper. No. My whole house is wallpaper. I love. You love a bit of wallpaper. You know, our interior designer for our Renault has given us wallpaper options for the bathrooms.

I went, surely you can't have wallpaper in a wet, moist area. She goes, oh, yes, you can. I said, pull it up. Add to cart. Wallpaper is, is it like, is it a sort of a woggy thing? It's so woggy, absolutely. A bit more of a... It's ethnic.

Yeah. I love it. You said it. Now, motivational posters. No. I.e. Live laugh, love. I got one on my desk at work, not at home. What do you reckon?

What is that? Tacky. Tacky. Oh, not it up. I think on your desk counts. Desk counts. Do you have anything at, like, at home? Like, today's your day.

Be happy for this day. For this day is your life. Babbs also has one. She has a cow with a message on it. At home? No. I'm not desk. That's my positive cow.

Thank you. And what is... That's a two-pointer duck at all. What does the positive cow say? It says like you're awesome or something. You're awesome. If you've got... You charge me for mine.

Bats has that too. Yeah, no, that is a double pointer. It keeps me calm. Obviously. Obviously. Mismatching cups or cutlery. All mine is mismatching. Mine's all mismatching too.

Mine's mismatching. I don't know who any... Who has full matching set? Hang on a minute. So matching furniture's tacky, but mismatching crockery's tacky. Like, pick a thing. I know. I mean, who are you to judge us, AOL.com?

Well, guys, coming in in the lead in a tie on four tackiness is Babs and Jess. Wow, we're just as equally tacky. Shogai and I were only on two. So well done to you two. The ladies, be tacky. The ladies are very tacky. Okay, do you want to open it up? Yeah.

What else should be on this list? Yeah, what do you think makes a tacky home? 13, 1060 or text the text line 04-8-8-1069. We'd love to know. And don't just go on my Instagram and look for stuff in my house, all right? Root. Anything with lemons. Jess and Ducko.

We are talking about what makes a home tacky. The internet has got together and has deemed, at least between the four of us, Babs and I so far to be the tackiest. The most tacky of the tacky. Which isn't it funny because I would think Babs and I would have very different styles for our homes. But when you blanket things like wallpaper, vertical blinds, mismatching crockery, but matching furniture as tacky. Family portraits, fake plants. No one is safe.

No one's safe. You didn't even mention the live, laugh, love. Motivational posters. Oh, that's in a motivational poster. I mean, that depends what category you want to put that in. Well, I would have, that's just in day core. You know, like the wood carving With the cursive rite.

Oh, yeah, sitting on the kitchen bench. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Where does a welcome piece of art, like outside the home rank for you? Like on the front door. On the front door, like a doormat? No, I've got a wall hanging of a picture of a Rhodesian bridgeback saying, beware, the dog who lives here likes to give cuddle.

Oh, yeah, no, that's another point to you. That's, you are running in the tacky race and leading it. Yeah. Borded in Italy. It's technically a souvenir. You know, no one's looking at that going, it's also in Italian. Like, I don't know how people are meant to translate.

When you get the Italian boseman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, when he rolls in. Oh, wow. I've surged ahead. A few texts coming in on the text sign, 048-18-1069. Someone said dollies everywhere.

Doyleys. Oh, doilies. The crochet thingies. Oh, my apologies. You know, like your grandma would have, yes. But dollies on, like a doll. Now that also, too, actually. If you've got a shelf of porcelain dolls,

we need to be having a good hard look at it. That's more creepy than tacky. So what's a doily? You know, a doily? Sugar Mama might have had them. My grandma certainly did. They're like a crocheted piece of fabric. Yeah.

And you would put them on your mantelpiece or maybe on your diamond table. Yes, yes, yes, yes. They're always white or cream. Yes. And they can have a love hard or they can spell something. Different shapes, that sort of thing. I think it's meant to protect your furniture. Yeah.

But they're definitely grandma era. Nick knacks, having lots of knickknacks Chalk me up, Ducker Another one, a lot of knickknacks I love a knickknack Plastic covers on the table or couch So like the dining table has the classic plastic cover I don't have that, but again

I grew up in a house Oh, of course, yeah, yeah It's so squidgey It'd be so uncomfortable to sit on So my brother and I were able to take it off the couch But my mum insisted we leave them on the recline apart I'm like, but we take our shoes off She goes, I don't want your stinky feet

So it's like you're a Harvey Norman. Yes, it's a display home. Yeah, it really would be. You'd never get comfortable at all. You can't. God of a bit you let one rip. It's, oh, the sound reverberates throughout the whole house. Because it's freezing.

It stays freezing in winter and boiling. It's hot plastic in summer. Yeah. It's not good. Shagga, you had one. Yeah, fridge magnets. I have like 50 fridge magnets. I mean, the Jess and Duggo fridge magnet is an exception to the rule.

And maybe your Wi-Fi passwords. Yeah. I love a fridge magnet. I love a fridge magnet. I've got a fridge magnate of the old Pope, Francis, may he rest in peace. Oh, my fridge magnets are souvenirs. Oh, there you go. See, whenever you go somewhere overseas.

Yeah, pardon me for enjoying to relive my travels via the fridge magnets. She's just got one of a business class. Just the ticket. Qatar do give you a magnet. Yeah, yeah. They give you a shaving. We wouldn't know, Jess. I wouldn't understand that.

Send you a picture of my pyjamas. This is a good one. This is an old one. I don't think people have this anymore. But DVD collections on display. Back when you used to have. the cabinet of the full and you have like heaps of DVDs.

Absolutely. Because what a talking point. You welcome someone into your own being like, look at my whole back catalogue of Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. You've got Jeepers the creepers in here. Should we sit down and watch it? So there you go. If you got those and you feel a tacky tacky, you know?

Yeah, sorry. Yeah, I didn't take you as the tacky on the team, Jess. I can't believe. Yeah. That's upsetting. You and Babs. I thought I was the boosy one. Yeah, I'm subtle.

It's funny how they can slip into it, though. Two things can be true at one stucco. Yeah, they can be. So through. Just because I like wall paper. Jess and ducco. Boom, boom, boom. Everybody say Adam.

Elliot. Oh my goodness. Just getting the lowdown on the Elliott's situation at home. Any day? Any day. Any day now. So she's 38 weeks pregnant. So she's 39 weeks today.

Yeah. Guys are waiting. Tell us the story you're telling us off air. Oh, I mean, how much you want to tell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, we'll just like, I. I just don't know whether this woman, this wife of mine, is going to, you know, and I don't, I don't mean to underdo it for all the women that have been out there

and had babies obviously. So let's give it a bit of context. Millie is an, a champion athlete, has been through it with many codes of sport. I won the SAS, like went on that show and just like, you know, that surprised me some of that stuff. She's only ever known country music. She's plenty tougher than me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She grew up on Johnny Cash.

And, like, yeah, we're sitting in the O-B appointment, and they'll ask questions. And I just think the answer's a straight no. Like, oh, have you been getting any contractions? Have you been? And I'm thinking, obviously not. She doesn't have to me? And she's like, yeah, being getting plenty. And I'm like, oh, what?

So then, yeah, anyway. Pain is so subjective. Little do you know, she's dilated, so we could go any day as we speak. Man, and so chilled. She literally posted yesterday, Adam. Yeah. Hey, everyone. What should I put in my hospital back?

I actually submitted her. She said she got plenty of great recommendations as well. So there's no time now. So she, honestly, she could go at any moment right now. Yeah. She's even just like, well, you know, it's like, worse comes to worse. If my water's break, I can probably pack the bag then. She's amazing.

I'm not even kidding, mate. That is so chill. The thing I recommend it is not available for sale at Woolworth. It's like it'd be an order situation. I don't think that's time. There's not time. Amazon, next day delivery, maybe. Yeah, Amazon, you can possibly still go.

That's true. She's trolling Amazon now? Wow, that's relaxed. It's what you want, though, you know? Yeah, it's very much. A relaxed labour. Yeah, well, I just hope it doesn't trick me and then I get in there and I'm relaxed and I get jabbed in the mouth.

Yeah. You need to be able to pivot. I've got to be pivot. Yeah. I am. Does she want epidural? She hasn't said. She wants to try and roll it out.

No, she doesn't want it. Yeah, I can't see her at this stage getting it. No, no. And you know what? At this stage, oh, she'll need it. She's going to blink and go. She'll probably call you after the show and say, hey, I've just had the baby. Yeah, hey, bum's here waiting for you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you doing? Do you want to come in? I know. And it just, honestly, because we're getting so close now, it makes it all even more exciting with, like, we still don't know if it's a boy or a girl. FaceTime and so I've got a five-year-old, Lenny,

obviously that we speak to every day. FaceTime, last night he was convinced that we were hiding it from him. He thinks that we know. Because he knows, people know before they have the baby. That's like, why don't you find out? And I said, we're not sure, mate. And he said, just tell me. Tell me what it is.

Do I have a brother or sister? And then he told me it was a boy. Okay. Has he got name suggestions for you? Yeah, he said spearman. I like that. That's a good one. Spearman.

Spearman, Elliot. Or Barra Hunter, because he's big Barrow Fisherman up there. You could just run with Barra. I'll lose the hunter possibly. Barra Elliott. Barra Elliott. And Hunter's middle name. Yeah.

Yeah. It's a bad suggestion. Actually, I don't hate that. You obviously got names locked. We've got, you know, ready to pivot. Yeah. Good. Got two-e-e-a-e-a-gender.

I wonder if you'll be the kind of people who go, the baby comes, oh, they don't look like a barra-hunter. Well, do you know what? They look like a spearman. You know, I've actually been thinking about this a lot, because we've got two for each. And we're like, let's lay your eyes first. Two for a girl, two for a boy.

Let's lay eyes first. I'm just thinking, though. And then you say, well, if it looks like a Lennox, I'll call him Lenny. Yeah. Lenny looks, Lenny at four weeks after the birth looked nothing like he did at the birth, too. They come out looking like alien people.

We've been looking at so many funny transitions now saying, like, how did I think my baby was cute? They all look like little aliens. They're all aliens. But you think you think they're the cutest thing out. Yeah, yeah. And you post up, you look back at the photo you posted, you're like, what was that? It's the beer goggle equivalent of newborn infatuation. We thought Flo for us was like super tan and she got my tan. She was just jaunders for weeks.

He just took like six weeks to flush out. I'm like, oh, she's not tanned. Yeah. Oh, man, that's exciting. It is. You're in for a crazy little patch. Yeah, we are. A really good time.

We obviously got the off-season coming up, so plenty of time together. Yeah, Mills' mum flew down straight away after our last O'Ban appointment, so she's all hands on deck, ready to go. Yeah. All the fan will be coming in and visiting. So good.

And Jane and Braley from the night's just had his little child. Yeah, bro. So, yeah, he said he wants to buy a little girly gift, so he's banking that it's going to be a little girl. Yeah, right. That's cute. So, yeah, it's been funny hearing everyone's a little bit. Betts.

Yeah. She's craving Kiwi. It must mean it's a girl. Bravin's like, I think she's going to be 25 centimetres. And speaking of footy, this is it last week. Yeah, I know. It's weird, isn't it? Last week and then going to finals.

Yeah, our boys obviously are done. We've known that for a little while now. So it's one of those feelings. It's a hard one. I've had a few conversations with a few people. You know, the last, if you know for the last month of footy that you're not playing finals, It's a bit of a bleak time, really. But in saying that, boys are leaving the club,

coaches are leaving the club, there's even things going on. So you want to make the most of that last little period. And we need to finish on a high one. We want to avoid the wooden spoon. If the Titans have a big win this week, then that could put pressure on us. So we need to go down to Sydney and beat Parramatta this week.

Who are in a bit of form too. We're in a bit of form. So it's a huge game for us. And I just really want the boys to finish season on a high. Weird feeling for me. I obviously been out for, you know, 13 weeks now, 12 games, I think I've missed now. But this one probably has been the hardest one to miss. The last game of the year, I just wish I was out there playing with the boys.

And on the coaching situation, obviously you don't have to say anything you might not know. But a lot of talk about Blakey Green maybe taking over next year at the night. We used to have Blake Green on this show. Of course, good friend of us. Yeah, great friend of the show. Then there's talk about other people and stuff. Is that weird? Like, do you got, like, does anyone bring that up?

Do you get any inside word, or is it just kind of like you were looking at each other weirdly? Yeah, I think because they've said that there's like the subcommittee that's been set now that we'll have, you know, Peter Parr, who will be the incoming CEO, a couple of board members, Michael Hagan, ex-coach. I don't think there's really a frontrunner. That's why my sort of take on it now is there's not really a frontrunner. There's going to be due process. Interviews.

Which I think is just really important. I think it's great. obviously you see some clubs rush into it I think the club's you know taking this really seriously so I don't know obviously Greeny's name has been tossed up but yeah as for like I don't know who would be a favourite there's obviously some people from the outside that they're talking about bringing in you know I think it's one of those things

whoever comes in it's going to be an exciting time for the club and the boys definitely get around them well it's exciting mate you're in for an exciting time too I reckon Jess this is it last week where surely this is it I reckon 24 hours. What's today? The fourth of September, I reckon.

Great Virgo, baby. Fifth could be the birthday. Same sars on as me. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, the best. And what are the attributes of a Virgo? Just calm and chill, hilarious, handsome, massive BDE. Yeah, for male, female, whatever.

Or BVE, whichever way you go. It doesn't matter. How if you want to look at it, mate? That's the first, I reckon. No, that is. Well, we'll go trademark that. B-V-E on my t-shirts. Mate, all the best.

All the best with Millie. All the best with the little child and the last season. Yeah, yeah. Thanks, guys. Yeah, it's been an absolute pleasure coming in. Obviously, you know, this year, but the last two years I've been coming in and seen you guys. I absolutely love it.

And I don't really know what's around the corner for me. I'm on the verge of probably figuring that out in the next couple of weeks as well with the season finishing. But this could potentially be my last week in the chair with you guys. But, you know, we've had some. some great time. You can't get rid of us

that easy, darling. Yeah, we'll call you. We'll get you involved. Caring a friend. My, mate, thank you. You've been great.

We've absolutely loved having you on. Beautiful. Jess and Ducco. Just and Ducco. Quickly, Ducco, I know you loved when I did this last time.

Oh, yeah. Had another moment where I said to my husband, Ducco would never. Ducco knows me better. Just pitting us against each other for no reason at all. There's two men in my life.

I just love putting you in the gladiator. We've got it too. I read it too. I reckon even shy guy wouldn't have made a mistake as big as this. Okay. You know, I had to take Tuesday off this week. I was very lucky to be the celebrant for some friends, but they chose a venue five hours away.

Yeah. Had to take the morning off. Very kindly, my husband accompanied me because that was going to be a massive day of driving. I was obviously a little bit nervous. So he was like, I'll come. I can be tech support. I can be there to run things by you. Yeah.

We'll spend the night together. It'll be great. Little hotel living or? Yeah. Oh, a little Airbnb situation. But, you know, just country bumpkin town, no child. It was fantastic. He wasn't invited to the wedding, though, so he literally sat in the car while I did the ceremony.

He was literally your support. He wound down the window so he could hear. Or breathe. But he sat in the car because we pretty much were chuffin off. Right after the ceremony, I took my dress off, jumped in the car to make the journey home to be back for Wednesday. And I had said to him, oh, wow. The timing's a bit weird. It's going to end at about 3.30.

We're going to need some car snacks for the journey. We're going to miss dinner. I don't want to delay the journey any longer to get a meal. Can you make sure you've got food in the car? Yeah. I said, of course I can. So get in the car. We get on the road.

And I said, what have you got for me? He pulls out a salad roll. He'd gone to the bakery and got a white sesame roll with salad. Like the most sensible. car snack choice, because it's going to fill you up. Shut, you're dirty. There's logic there. There's common logic there.

I do not eat sandwiches or we've been together eight years, I know, never in my life have I had an un-toasted salad sandwich. Disgusting. I mean, I don't know you to eat salad sandwiches. Thank you. I got halfway through this thing. I was hungry. I'm hoeing into it.

I was hungry, shy guy. And this is what he's presented. I'm going, there's no other options. I got halfway through, chewing like a cow, and said to him, I can't, I can't eat this anymore. You're going to have to find a drive-thru. Throw it back in the paper bag and he goes, ah, well, I also have this and pulled out a freaking pizza.

He'd also pulled from the bakery. He knows you're in your fits by where you're going to the gym before work. He's trying to keep the momentum going. Where's the Twix bar? Where's the Allen's lolly? Yeah, I would have thought he'd be a bit of lollies in there. Where's the Doritos back in? Something, anything, shag.

And I just went, you gave me a. salad roll before you gave me. It was a beautiful pancetta with like a margarita sort of base. It was unbelievable. I love it to be hit it though. Why did you hide this one? I'll just see if she goes for the salad roll. I was so mad.

Hence why I played the big card. Ducco would never have started with a salad roll. I'm proud of him for getting with a salad roll. Yeah, I would have got myself for salad roll and gone, here's your pizza. I was like, you eat the freaking salad roll. Let me start with the pizza. Anyway, you think you know a person. You think they know you.

Grounds for divorce What happened when your kid had your phone? Mm-hmm. Your kid's got your phone and what follows because it's fraught with danger. Absolutely it is, particularly how tech-savvy the kids are these days. Oh, yeah. Now we must all be getting excited because

the NFL season kicks off tomorrow. The team's all punt, I know that. I've had this day marked in my calendar. No, hell yeah, you have. Cowboys Eagles, Jess is on tomorrow. Does that mean? Your fantasy world also kicks up. Oh yeah, it does. So in the real world and fantasy world.

Goodbye, sweet world. I'll be gone. See you later for six months. Good luck getting in touch with Ducko. I've got three fantasy teams to manage and one I'm a GM. So, Jesus, it is going to be a busy few months. When are you going to crowbar in time to get a HSP with me? You flat chat. I can barely have time to see my daughter. So I don't know.

It's like, I haven't seen you for a fortnight. And my one free window, I've got to go get a halal snack pack. Sorry, I'm going to get a holy trinity, the halal snack pat. What? Who said that? It makes sense. Anyway, the NFL season's kicking off. Now, this is not a bad NFL. This is about a father and a daughter.

NFL star Hunter Renfo. He's a Carolina Panthers player. They basically released him. He's on the fringe. So see you later. You're not part of our 53 man squad, right? We don't want you. We don't want you.

So 53. Is that how many people are in a team? Game day team, yeah. Offense, defense, special teams. There's a lot going on. There's a person to hold the ball. Is he in one of your fantasies? He's way too on the fringe to score points in fantasy.

He's a bit of a no one. However, Carolina then decided, hey, we might need him and sign him to the practice squads. We might need him back. Put him in the resys. Put him in the resys. And they are trying to call him. And I'm saying he's on the fringe and he's getting offered a $1.8 million deal. Christ almighty.

On the French, in the practice squad. That's what an understudy gets in the NFL. Yes. Yeah, yeah. There's so much money in that sport. How hard is it? It's pretty tough, mate. We can give it a crack.

When there's 50s. I think you and me have the body shape to be NFL players, we'll try. No, you wear the padding. You didn't look big guy. I'd love to see us in the padding. I would love to see you, too, with that big grill helmet. We should go to a local... They have local clas.

We should go and try and put on the pads and stuff. Like, I would break. Oh, I would snap. My shoulder would come out. Just putting the shoulder pads on. Oh, my. We will be making this happen. But, yes, so a fringe bloke.

Yeah, so anyway, Huntee's on the fringe. He's left his phone in his car with his daughter who's 10 years old. His daughter's having a great time watching Bluey. Bluey, man. Massive in the States. Yeah, and so much so that kids are now starting to adopt an Australian accent because they're getting all the bluey accents. Yes, yes.

I love it. We're infiltrating their culture. Calling the trash, the bin, instead of that. Fantastic. All sorts of things like that. Anyway, he received 10 phone calls because they've got to sign up by a set time to get in from the general manager, Dan Morgan, from this club, the Carolina Panthers. Ten phone calls.

Dan's trying to call Hunter. So popping up, Dan, general manager, calling, and she's hitting decline. Well, fair enough. It's a middle of a great episode. She's watching Bluey. She's watching her favourite. Bluey, what's bingo up to? So every time the GM's calling, decline, decline, decline.

It nearly costs the family $1.8 million. He got inside. She didn't even tell him. Apparently took him half an hour before. Then he's agent called him. He's like, what's up? He's like, they've been trying to call you and you've been screening their calls.

They thought he was signing with another club. Because also, Ducco, not only maybe is it ringing out. If she's literally declining, you know if someone is declining. You know, the ringtone cuts out. Two rings and it's going on. So imagine as a GM, we can imagine the eagull. goes in this code, he'd be going, this guy is not even answering my calls. In fact, rejecting them, seeing the rejection.

Yeah, seeing the rejection. And when he asked his daughter about it, she was like, yeah, I was watching Bluey. Like, they were annoying me. Oh, my God. Yeah, so 13, 1060. And now everyone's talking about Hunter, a guy, no one knew his name. Yeah. What happened when you gave your kid your phone?

Oh, wow. Did they make a big purchase? Oh, if you were logged into Robux or blocks or whatever that one is, your credit cards linked. We sometimes give my daughter, she doesn't particularly like to watch things, but she likes to press buttons and what's the best, most capable,

either text message or notes app. But what she'll end up doing, I go back in, she's deleted everything. I don't know how she's done it. I don't think it's conscientious, but you just think... Oh, she's trying to get rid of your content.

I'll be deleting that one. My list of Friday bang is. My head isn't that big, mum. But yes, it's just a slip of the thumb. Yeah. Possibly conscientious. Delead notes is a bad one too. It's so annoying.

At least she didn't delete the whole camera roll. You can retrieve stuff, but it's dangerous. It's dangerous. Jess and ducco. What happened when you gave your kid your phone? You'll be forgiven for never having heard this man's name before. He's a Rezies player for the NFL. Hunter Redfro, Carolina Panthers.

Made a big mistake giving his phone to his 10-year-old daughter to watch a bit of blueie. Obviously, she was annoying him. She needed a little entertaining. he went just take the phone. Enjoy it. Little did Hunter know. Big boss at the NFL was trying to get in touch with him. Yeah, the GM of the Panthers.

About a very lucrative contract. Sean, we want you back on our squad for $1.8 million. We need to know ASAP and she screened all 10 calls. Rejected most of them. Lucky. Lucky the GM didn't give up on Hunter and called the agent. And there was another person involved. Because if that was me, I'd gone, all right, you butthead.

See you later. By rejection 8, 9 and 10. I'll call someone else. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Ah, Bluey. Bluey. Love it.

Gabby has called on 131060. Good morning, Gab. Good morning. What happened with the kid and your partner's phone? Yeah, so we're away on holiday, and as you do, when you're getting stuff ready, you give your kid your phone just to, like, have some quiet time. And she went a little too quiet, so we stuck our head in to see what she was doing and the phone was in the toilet.

Fantastic. I mean, she's seeing, you know, Mommy and Daddy scrolling while they're on the tour. She goes, oh, this is where we're still in. This is what you do. And slippity doda. Had she tried to flush it? No, no, it just went in. But because my partner had a crack screen, it cooked it.

Yeah, I'll see you to that. You can't have wee water in your iPhone. It's not going to recover. Fun. Tons has called in. Great friend of the show. Good morning, Tony. Morning, here you going.

Tony, we couldn't be better, babe. What happened with the kid and the phone? accidentally sitting around with a few drinks one night and we started searching Facebook for our own names and I found a photo of my wife who plays lingerie gridine in America fairly raunching photo and I thought it was hilarious so I made it my screensaver not realizing that all my family's phones were synced on a Monday morning my wife rang my son at school in lunch

break to tell him to get a different bus home or something. He's standing around with all his mates and this photo of lingerie football has popped up with his mother's name of that's so funny. So that's the call, the contact photo you put. You cannot live that down.

How did your son talk around that? One of the teachers was a family friend, so that's how we found out because it was the kids couldn't calm down after the boys were all jacked up. Slash, Shano, what have you got your mum saved us? Ah, your son's never recovering from that one either.

That's incredible. That's brilliant, Tony. Oh, Jess, on 131060, Jess, what happened when you gave the kid your phone? So I gave my three-year-old daughter, my phone while I was working away at the work from home. And she's watching YouTube shorts, as always. And then a little while later, like, I don't know, half an hour later, I looked at my phone. and I've been waiting 10 months for this phone call to get a specialist appointment

and she'd hung up multiple times. Oh, my God. So you can relate to this NFL player. Yeah. So there's a little saying no one hangs up faster than a toddler watching their parents' phone. Yeah.

They work out how to flick that notification away. So quick. Very fast. It's frightening. Last one here. Ash, it was your husband's phone. What happened? Yeah, good morning.

So my husband and I have been trying to spice things up again We've been together for a while And, you know, it's trying to get spicy again So he had sent me a photo A photo of himself, Ash Of himself, very exposed And our two-year-old had his phone And when he went to check on him

He was posting it to Facebook Oh, no. Did it go live, Ash? It didn't go live. He caught it just before he posted it. Thank goodness. Oh, my goodness. My poor nan would have had a heart attack.

Could you would have imagine that? Was it at least, Ash, was at least a pretty good photo? Like, you know. Look, it was a real good photo. $10,000 on the line. You have 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. We have to take your first answer. You can't use the same answer twice.

And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We come back, of course, if there is time. We know we're playing for the big money. Today's player, the one and only. It is Aaron. Good morning, Aaron. Hey, Gowen. Aaron, we are great.

We have the privilege of giving you a chance to win 10 grand. Are you going to take it office? Oh, I hope so. And Sunday, Father's Day, Aaron, also your birthday. Absolutely, I can't wait. Spend with my kids. Yeah, there he is. How old are you turning?

I'm turning 41. 40. What is the exact same birthday as my dad? December 7. There you go. December 7? September 7. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is your dad's birthday, Father's Day? This year it is. It's sort of how it falls this here, isn't it, Aaron? It is. It makes this special, having it on Father's Day. Does it, though, or is it more annoying? Because, like, you can get more gifts if it was like two separate days, you know. Oh, yeah, I'll get a lot of deodorant packs.

Yeah, a lot of undies. Aaron, he's not short of a sock. Yes. That's for sure. Well, Aaron, let's get you 10 grand. You can treat yourself however you wish. The letter you're going to work with, how good is this? It's S for Sunday.

Beautiful. All righty, let's rock and roll. Your time will start after the first question. Are you ready? I'm ready. Starting with letter S, we need you to name, an ice cream topping. A car brand. A comedy film.

Pass. A kitchen utensil. A car. A verb? A reality TV show Um, Cecil. Okay, all right. I've got a few question marks.

What did you say for a verb? Sanada? Sanada? What did you say for car? Uh, he undies Sonata? Yeah, that's the model. Yeah, that's the model. We're looking for like Saab or Subaru.

Yeah. An ice cream topping, sprinkles, a comedy film, super bad, scary movie, kitchen utensil, the humble spatula. What did he say for verb? Because if he didn't get verb, he's going on a new. Aaron, what did you say? I don't really know what he said. I'm doing that need, right?

Congratulations. You got zero correct answers. And run yourself a nudie run. Remove pants in five, four. Get him off, out. Three. Oh, mate, it's number on. Yeah.

Father's no birthday. If you're near Aaron right now in traffic, he's getting it out. Happy freaking birthday to everyone else. Aaron. Wow, that was shocking. That was shocking. Oh, no. What happened?

Do you normally go better than that? I was just... Oh, mate. I got nine last time and now got... Don't even try and tell me, S, he's hard. That's one of the easiest letters. Car rents. Sonata!

I nearly said Solana. I didn't know it. You know what? We probably could have paid that. I mean, who's to judge what you put on your ice cream? Aaron is made out of the show. Hey, you know what? We never remember the sixes of the sevens,

but we always remember the zeros, Aaron. Amen. You'll always be with us. And we shouldn't, but you do get $100 all thanks to the legends at O'Brien to sweeten that deal, the nudie. Oh, thanks, mate. Appreciate it. Oh, Aaron, happy 41st, happy Father's Day and happy Noody Run. Thank you.

Absolutely. Thank you. What a king. Oh, it's good to get Aaron naked on the air. Your kids will be very proud of you today. My dad was on Alphabox today. He got naked. Oh, sensational.

Brilliant. Brilliant. Up next, there's a little follow-up we need to conduct on this show. Monday, I shared with you the adventures or misadventures of my big-headed child. So today, Shy Guy's brought in a tape measure, just to put in perspective amongst all of us. How much of a football head my kid is. We'll do it off to Ed, Sharon. So far.

This one's going out to Aaron. Jess and Ducco We just wanted to do, I guess, a team experiment to put into perspective a conversation we had earlier this week. Yeah. Monday I came in, Ducko, and wanted to tell you about a parenting moment I think my husband and I were judged for

tying our 50 kilo Rhodesian Ridgeback dog to the handlebars of my toddler's bike so we could do sort of a snow dog's sled pool situation. Yes. But really, the crux of that conversation circulated more heavily around the giant helmet we had to buy, which is marketed in Big W for teenagers. Yeah, your child's head is so large, she couldn't fit the unicorn helmet that she wanted.

For babies. For babies. For little kids. Yeah, yeah. And we had a great laugh. Yeah, we had a great chuckle. We had a chuckle. But there was a little bit of, I guess, disbelief. How big can this kid's head be? How much of a football head?

So, shy guy bought a tape. I had a grab that I was good at play. I was like, nah, that's probably too far. Is it worse than what I've been saying about my own kid? Well. Do it. Do you need me to lead you in? I was going to say, like, when you were like, we got judge for it.

And I was going to say, yeah, people were like, That's a huge bitch. But, you know. Huge-headed. Yes. And then I felt bad. Because the issue is, I love that you feel bad. I don't.

The issue is, she's got a little body. She does. She's petite with his, yeah, big head. Hopefully she grows into her head. Do you know how many people said to me then that they went on your Instagram to look at your child's head? I did. Yeah, yeah. And it is funny because I don't think it photographs particularly about.

No, it doesn't photograph, which is great. That's what you'd want. Amen. You know? But people aren't there every day when I have to put a jumper. She cried yesterday because I couldn't get the jumper back over her head before swimming. She's screaming. She plays a sport when she's older, has to have team jerseys.

Oh, Jesus. I'm going to have to get my mom or mother-in-law to do some sort of trickery sewing. Yeah. Put some buttons or something. Does she know? Is she understanding the concept that she has a larger head right now or she still just doesn't get it? I think the rigmarole of getting a jumper on and off her head, she's got to know something is a miss.

It's got to be cardigans. No more jumpers. Because my husband puts them on, easy to rip them down. I'm the one who has to take them off. And she's, you know, it's pulling her head. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, you mentioned her head. And I just thought we could go around.

Yeah. And that is the key element here, Ducko, my husband's head. Yeah. Because it's all harper genetics here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we'll go around the room. this group of adults. We should do what'd your kid get from your hubby?

Oh, what do you annoyed your kid inherited? Oh, yeah, that's probably better. No, no, we can workshop that. Yeah, annoyed your kid inherited. Yeah, you know what I mean? I love that. Like, what are you mad at your partner for passing down? Yes, yes.

That there's something in that. Yeah. But we'll do this. The average head circumference. Okay. Of a two-year-old, a nearly two-year-old, is 46.9 centimetres. The average head circumference.

I thinker than I thought it would be, but I don't know what I was basing it off. Okay. 46.9s, that's the average. For a 22-month-old. Okay. How do you want to do this? Do you want to give ours first? Let's do, yeah, let's do ours first.

All right. My head circumference is 54 centimeters. Okay. As a 34-year-old, you know an average of a 34-year-old? No, you don't know. I don't, actually. Well, well, you're closest in age, Ducko. What's your, what's your head circumference?

57.5. Okay, so we're centimetres away. Shy guy, your head circumference? 57.5. Oh, same. A couple of good-looking heads. Babs. As a 24-year-old, but your head's not going to get any bigger.

Mine was also 54 centimetres. There you go. That's interesting. I wonder if it's like a male-female thing, don't I? Oh, there you and I are identical, okay? Okay. My husband, here we go. Here we go.

As a 34-year-old man, when I talk about the Harper DNA. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 61 centimeters. He can't buy normal hats. They have to have the... 61 senators! What are the hats called with the adjustable backing? Are they snapbacks?

Snap back, yeah, yeah. And even them sometimes. He has to have them fluffing in the wind. That's four centimeters being than me and Shilor. He must be so top heavy. You see where my kid's gotten it from. I repeat to you, an average head circumference of a 22-month-old is 46.9.

Yes. She's 51 centimetres. Shut up. I am only three centimetres bigger in head circumference. Then I'm 32 years older than her shy guy. 51. It's 51 centimetre. I've got average for a 30-year-old adult, men between 56 and 58 centimetres.

Okay, so we're spot on. You're bang on. The women between 54 and 57. So you guys are spotting. We're all normal. My husband at 61 is. He's off the Richter. Yeah, and she's, I think she's bigger.

She's off the Richter. Well, how long does the head grow? Like, how many years until her head stops growing? Oh, that's a great question. Is it puberty? Yeah, like, when does that... No, I don't have the same head size as my, like, a 13-year-old self, sure. Yeah, when does your head stop growing?

Uh, while that loads. And does your brain, well, your brain would get to a certain point, right? Like, your actual size of that organ would go, I am a max-a-passed. You're going to have to really sell her that you have a big brain, honey. Like, that's going to have got to hope she's intelligent. Yeah, so her average for a two-year-old is 47. Yep, 46.9 is one I have. There you go, yeah.

It stops growing in the late team. She has got... You're like, Stewie Griffin. Because it can't go up anymore. I has to go out. That I'm at... Oh, no. No, fair.

It's sort of done. It's kind of right. Well, I kind of go out. That's like, hony. Oh, no. Wouldn't you want the Stewie Griffin? Oh, no. Which would you prefer?

When she's older, her Tinder profile will be above average head. She'll spot me coming. Her head won't fit. She'd always get great receptions. You and your husband, they're like dongles. Sixty-first. Great Wi-Fi. Thank you so much.

Is that Starlink? Nah, it's just Lucia. We're firing her up. All her mates will be like, I've got to get closer to her. The people in Waga have never had better reception than when Lucia is there. Is this mean? I don't know if this is mean. How about you all shut out?

That's my kid I'm talking about. Everyone go home and measure your heads. Wow. Oh, that's great. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Year of the song. We've just learned it's Beyonce's birthday.

Happy birthday to the Queen. We want it only. So the year of the song theme today is Friends of Beyonce. Now, we should say if you're new to the show, you haven't heard this game. This is very simple. Shaga gives us a song. You've got to guess the year. Couldn't be more simple.

Song one. Beautiful liar. Shakira and Beyonce. Oh God. I'm going to be so horrible at this because I've realized he's all sound the same to me. Do you know, I loved Hipson't Lie. Of Shakira.

Shakira, yeah, yeah. Is this technically a Shakira song or is it a Beyonce song? This is a Shakira song, right? What's it called? Beautiful liar. I love Shakira. I'm going to have, this has got to be early O's. Sure.

I'm going to, yeah. Lucky for my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains. Did you love that lyric? Love. Yeah, because you're part of that. Because no, every other song talks about big-breasted ladies. Shakira, is the only one doing it for the Eat a Bitty Titty Committee. There needs to be more songs about that.

Couldn't agree more. So you don't hear many songs about small gentlemen. Here I go, I'm in. All right, 05 for Ducca, O'3 for Jess. The correct answer is 06. Oh, look at the point. Closer to that gone over. We're back, baby.

Well done. I think you do this every week. Oh, I'm going to sock at this. Nail it. Well, yeah, just years, man, you know. This is Freedom with Kendrick Lamar. I've never heard this song. Did the Super Bowl halftime last year.

Yes, this is, what an anthem. Why have I never heard this song? You love Kendrick. I do love Kendra. I'm saying it later in the year. Kendri's got to come up in a second, I think. After this bit, anyway. Oh, geez, I don't know.

This is big bad. I don't know Kendrick and Beebe, Queen Bee, did a song together. It's called Freedom. This one. Thanks, guys. I'm learning. I mean, it's got to be a newie. He's not been on the scene that long, compared to her.

I'm going to lock him pre-COVID. Oh, yeah, you're going to, yeah, I think early. I'm going to go 19. Okay, Jess is in. Okay, I'm going to go, no, scrap my zero there. I'm going to go 11. Okay, 11 for Ducko, 19 for Jess. The correct answer is 2017.

Oh, no points. Very close, though. This is with Norty Boy. Oh, yeah. Running. We played this a lot on here. She's done a lot. A lot of collapse.

I mean, you look back at the Destiny's Child Days and she's just exploded things. She has. Still doesn't come to Australia, though. Oh, that's so mean. Yeah. Come on. Bring the family. Yeah, bring everyone.

Bring Blue Ivy. I want to see her on stage. I reckon this is in that middling sort of late, oh, early team. This is like Halo era. That's one of their best. 13 for me? Are you? Oh, God.

No, no, I'll change. Do you want to change? Will you set it out loud? I'll go. 15. Okay. Jess has nailed it. Oh, wow.

Damn. You're one apiece. Doesn't we go to Sean Paul's collab? Baby boy. Hi. This is your vibe. This is my vibe. This is my butt.

I can see the film clip. I can see the album cover. Come on. I can see you bumping and grind into this. No, I love me some Sean. Jeez, this is once again. I think this is our ill, Jess. This is our vintage.

I'm going to say, when I was putting Vaseline on my lips like it was lipstick You can go on to the clubs. I was putting it on my body. It didn't work. You couldn't catch him. You couldn't catch him. 2010. I'm going to go away.

You're both over. It's 2003. What? Yeah. What? Well, it was still big into clubs. It all comes down to this. Gaga.

Telephone. For the win, guys. This is from the same as like a just dance vibe. No, what was it? Was it? Was it not? I don't think so. Jeez.

It was being the gags. This was like a feature-length film clip. It was a 15-minute music video. Oh, okay. Rumors that there is a part two of this song coming. Yeah, oh yeah, that is happening. I'm not holding my breath of that. It's been a bloody decade.

I've been a very long time. Has it been a decade? This is my shagga's all-time pop favorites. Yeah, I do like that. Do you reckon you were in radio when you were playing this? Was it pre? No, I'm certainly not. No, I mean, I would have been on the street team handing out coats.

Get it your coax, guys. I'm not confident You know what a fridge magnet I've crashed the car again I want to you're in I've gone 2010 Ducco Nah, no later Oh

See that I think that's Just Dance era Well I'll tell you this It did come out the same year as Just Dance Oh Oh hang on a minute He was right That changes it Because Just Dance

I think you've hit the nose Just Dance was Gaga's first I didn't think Queen B would collaborate Same year, same year. Watch me, Brad were you, watch me come in. Ducko's in her own nine. Jess in in 2010.

The correct answer is 2008. No points. Do you do the tiebreaker? Oh, do we have a tiebreaker in there? We have a tiebreaker. Oh, look at you being so prepared for this. I'm ready to go. I was like, okay, here we go.

Megan, the stallions. All right, let's just say whoever gets the closest. The closest will be the winner. I was about to pay you for that one. But then shy guy came in with the tiebreaker. No, no, it got to be right. But this time was a tiebreaker, whoever's close is this time, either side. What's this one again?

This is Savage. Oh, Savage. Oh, classy. Ah. Yeah, yeah. That got us had that bit. That was five minutes ago. No.

No, this is. I remember I used to crump to this when crumping was really big. What's crumping? Yeah. Babs, you know a grumping chair? Babs, can you explain to them what crumping is? Can you crump for me? Crumping.

Yeah. Yeah. Good point. Yes. You must have tongue poker. You can tell you have your booty pops. Yes. It's like a full body twerk.

Like arm twerk. Yeah, but like my booty shaking. Okay. Look under the desk. I can do it on a pole as well. Can you? Yeah. Oh yeah.

Anytime you want. I've got a sore lower back today, though. I wonder why. I reckon this is. The crumping was sort of around. Yeah, and I got it. 14. I'm joking.

I was going to go. Oh, no. Now I'm embarrassed. I broke my chair from crumphing. All right. I'll just go with what I was going to do. All right. Here we go.

Shy gone. 2022. You're in at what? 2014. The correct answer is 20-20. So Jess has got a point. She's done it. Happy birthday point, B. There you go, baby.

Ah, I thought this one was going to pick. I was on a run yesterday with my dog, Pam. Now, you know, when I take my dog for a run, I tie her to my waist. Yeah, because it's not a leisurely strong. Oh, we're galloping. You are training for a marathon. That dog, you've done yourself such a disservice making your dog so fit because it takes so much to talk.

her out. I'm doing for an 8K run yesterday and she was pretty fine after it. I'm like, oh, goodness me. Yeah. That would kill you. He would die. I've tried to run him a K.

And because he's so big, he's just dragging you behind. Yeah, yeah, he just walks. It is. Trying to drag him. But anyway, I was on a run with Pam, you know, our splits are everything for us so we didn't want the splits to be ruined. No, no.

When I see. When your whoop and your, what's the other one, Apple Watch. Apple Watch. Yeah, yeah, barking at me. Yeah. Goodness gracious. God.

She's got two on as well. Oh, yeah. She's got two on. Oh, no dog Fitbit. That's right. Poor pal. Thank you. Is that actually a thing?

Oh, God. Trade mark that. No, poor pal. And you can track your dog's case. Right. Anyway. Yeah. We're running and I see three boys.

One of them is on the ground, clutching his head just in front of us, and his bike is on the ground, and two boys are standing over him, and they're looking, like, shocked. I reckon these boys are, throw a blank at over 11 to 13. Sure.

Probably more on the 12, like, not at not, not 13, but a bit younger. What I'm going to say is punk age. Yeah, definitely. Definitely. A little smart-ass age. Also, sorry. It's a Wednesday yesterday. It was Wednesday.

It was Wednesday. Yeah, it was post-school. Yeah, yeah. After three. But also, I don't know, man. I don't have the goals to school these days. You can see kids cruising at 11 a.m. I don't really understand.

When I go to the shops and I can't get a park? I'm like, it's 11 a.m. Don't you work? And kids are drinking slurpees? And I'm like, how did this happen? What are you doing here? I know when it's school holidays. Yeah.

But this is after 330, regardless. Do you go to breakfast radio? What do you do? I don't think there were that many breakfasts. Apparently everyone's on our hours now, are they? I'm just trying to get at the post office. God forbid I don't want to do it when there's a freaking cue. No kids are at the post office, mate.

You know what they are? They're loitering outside the post office judging me for buying stamps. I don't need that. Anyway, so it's post school. So has this kid fallen off his bike? That's what I think. So I'm running and I'm always like, okay, I'll pause my run. I'm the only adult around.

And do you feel an extra layer of responsibility now you are a father? Yes, 100%. 100%. Like I'm like, I'm a dad now. Normally, I would, no, I would never just run past that. You always want to make sure they're okay. Don't lie. Well, there was a guy on the other, like coming the other angle, and he just kept going.

He didn't do anything about it. And I'd sort of stopped. And I took my headphones out. Because he went, thank God, there's another adult. Yes, truly. Yours first, your problem. I took my headphones out. And I went, and this kid's on the ground going, oh, clutching his head.

What, no helmet? No helmet. And his two mates are just standing over him looking like dumbfounded shock for words. And I go, is everything okay? You're all right? And he's like, ah, and I was like, what happened to him? Did he fall? Did he hit his head?

Like, how long ago did this happen? Like, trying to go straight into his EZE Kast. Morgan would have been so proud of your nurse wife. Pam's there like trying to keep running. Like, what are we doing? Also getting anxious about talking around them. And then his two mates didn't say anything. And they're like, oh, yeah.

Oh, and there's got the kids on the ground. I'm like, hey, are you all right. Are you lightheaded? Like, and I get down on my hornches. This is like the most embarrassing. I get down on my haunches. You get on his level. I get on his level.

I'm like, pull my hand in his shoulders. Like, you're all right, buddy? Like, is everything okay? Oh, do you buddy in? Yeah, buddy. You didn't big wheels in? What do I said? You're our champion?

You're all good down there? Just tussle his hair. I have a concussion, but you're a dad now. You got to keep going, sport. Rattle his brain. A mama and papa around? It's all right, buddy. Where do you live?

Can you tell me your name? Point in which direction your house is. I'll help you get there. Boys, how far are we from home? Well, truly, though. Like, I was... No, I love that you... But I was like, are you alright?

Like, you know... But I can picture you. Yeah, your tiny shorts were riding up. Oh, yeah, just my tites. Yeah, yeah. Stranglet, obviously. It's like, your nips are out. And then his two mates kind of start giggling.

And then I'm like, I've still got to take this seriously just in case he is hurt. And he goes, oh, I fell off my bike and then hit my head on the handlebar. And I was like, you man, I'm like, logistically. How that seems very hard to do? Is it now or later that I do the helmet speech? And then I look over and he goes, oh, and he just gets up. Straight away, it gets up. And he goes, I think I'll be okay.

And his two friends are like, like, holding you laughter. They just put on a show for you. And I realized, then they turn around and walk off. And I was like, they, they just pranked me. You didn't get pickpocketed or something. She did you get a destruction of one of the mates? Not on my booty shorts, mate. They were pickpocketing me.

Have to go inside. Yeah, not great. So then I realized that they were pranking me. And I was like, looked and walked away. And I was like, at first I was angry. Like, oh. Those little rat bags And as I was running away, I remembered all the times me and my mates would do stuff like that.

I was going to say. And I remember like my mate, like Wally would do something like that. And we'd think it was so funny. We'd go home to our... You're watching in the bushes. Yeah, and I felt kind of proud of them. You didn't notice a phone set up because back in our day, it's not like we filmed anything for your TikTok. Catch me on TikTok now.

Dumb idiot running gets pranks. 100%. This could be like a whole theme for them. No? I didn't see any of that. But it was a full circle moment where I was like, I used to be you. And I was outraged. It made me happy, and I sort of had a good chuckle laughing.

You know what? To be fair to these three scallywags, not the worst prank. No, it was harmless. They haven't heard anyone. They haven't stolen anything. Well, they wouldn't know they were aware of. Do you know what I mean? That's actually not too bad.

And I was sort of proud of myself as a dad. Like, I was like, get on you, mate. Did you go home and tell your wife? Yeah. I was not believe what these kids did to me, honey. Did she criticise your first aid or was she happy? She was pretty happy. Yeah, she was pretty happy.

She's like, you called him big wheels? Jess and Ducko Finishing off a glorious Thursday morning shot Well we learnt early Early this morning that Thursday is the luckiest day of the week According to the Zodiac Yeah It's Thor's Day

God of thunder I'm feeling that Very closely linked to Jupiter And Jupiter He's the lucky planet He's crazy, like the fun uncle So this is the day where you should be like Taking risks

And jumping on opportunities Saying yes to love Go out to dinner Have a few beers One day at work Exactly Friday But we did have that co-fod

Yeah, we did double past the Tommy Little's I'm not proud to a plus accommodation at the beautiful Noah's of the Beach Newcastle's iconic beachfront destination you can book now at knowesathbeach.com.com. Or get involved any day this week like you did today. I'm going to say, everyone this day, fantastic. This lucky day, everyone's been elite.

Yeah, they were good. Some honourable mentions. Too many to name. The person walking away with co-fod. What do they got? Darling Ash. She told us that when her kids, had her phone, sorry, her partner's phone, he had just sent a cheeky pick to his darling

partner and the two-year-old was just moments away from posting that very cheeky bit. Very funny. To his Facebook page. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What he'd given Grandma a heart attack. Yeah. So, Ash, that has won you the call of fame. You and your cheeky husband can go enjoy Tommy Little.

Honour mentioned to the guy who put his wife as a sexy lingerie, a female NFL player. Yep, on the contact. At the contact list, then his son called in. Wait. Oh, sorry, his wife called his son, his son had the wife's phone, and then, all his mates saw that. How do you explain that to your 16-year-old mates? Why, that's the profile pick for when your mum rings.

And like the boys, after going to an all-boys school. Oh, mate, they're never recovering from that. Goodbye, fourth and fifth period. Bye. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know. So, no, thank you for those contributions. You've got one more day to do that tomorrow.

One crack tomorrow. Last Co-Ford. Big day tomorrow. It's Friday. Massive time. We've got a year of, no, we don't. We've had that today. Friday, we've got, oh, the diaries.

The bangers is what I'm thinking. Make sure you're following, Justin, Oh, go on Instagram? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, if you ever want to submit one, go, guys, I'll bat one up. Why not? One of us can maybe take you on as an honoree.

Yeah. Otherwise, you can vote. Ahead of Father's Day and after, in the wake, in the aftermath of chatting about your daughter's massive head which she inherited from your husband, her father. We're discussing what did you inherit from your dad that you wish you didn't. That's right. Because they bestow a lot of gifts on us, our daddies.

Sometimes they're not so good. You don't want to. And the giant head, meaning we can't buy our kids' heads. helmet, every jumper is a World War III to get off her head. I can't imagine she's going to be chuffed with that. No. Hand me down? Did your husband hear that part of the show today?

He did an early daycare drop-off, so I reckon he's just living his best life today. Yeah, okay, good. Maybe it's for the best. Anyway, all that's happening tomorrow, big day. Shaga, you're in a great mood today, mate. Thank you. And you have been exceptional. Thank you.

Yeah, yeah. I haven't changed it again. I don't believe you. I don't believe you either. Yeah, something's happened to you last night. No, nothing. Jump on the PlayStation last night, did you? Who slid into your D-Ns?

Yeah, what happened to you yesterday? No, I did play a bit of PlayStation yesterday afternoon. Do you have a good chat with someone? Babs, you know Shogai probably more than all of us. You reckon he's in a better mood today? Something's in a better. Something's odd. I'll get something out.

Yeah. And we got a little date, did we? No. Get your contract renewed. Ah, I don't have one. You know, you're an ongoing guy. Go with the flow. We'll get to the bottom of it, team.

Yeah, we will. We'll find out why shy got dipped today. We're out of here, guys. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye-bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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