Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Chia pudding

Episode Date: November 27, 2025

Jess stole someone elses Uber Eats, Ducko almost killed Pam and we play Year of the Song!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The new macho range is here at the cafe. Jess and Duggo! This is the Jess and Duggo podcast. Podcast, fuck yeah. Recall the power. We live in the day yet. Podcast, fuck yeah. Hello, podcasters.

What a... What a player. You made one of the great lines. Told us one of the great lines. Didn't know if I could do this on air. Yeah. down as content that I thought about it and I went, I don't know if I can say it on air. If I did, it would have

to be 610 or 6.20 a.m. And I thought, ah, we'll probably have more fun with it on the podcast. Love it. This is for our exclusive podcast audience. Do you need with the caveat, is someone involved? Yeah. Like, don't go and tell that person. If you're hearing this. No, that's fine. Oh, it's fine. That's fine. Bring it on.

So obviously, my daughter, she is learning to eat food, right? Solids. But she still doesn't have any teeth. So she like loves toast and stuff like that, but she sort of just like, it sits in her mouth for a while and sometimes drops out and sometimes she like kind of chews it but it's like a she's in her guppy shark yeah she's like a guppy shark just trying to chew things it's kind of cute but she loves food to the point now where like she's not getting as excited for the bottle she really just wants

food she's like i've had this for seven months guys oh there's a whole world of flavor out there unless it's for mummy's titty i don't want this fake bottle stuff you know i want the food anyway morgan said one of the great lines to her yesterday she's feeding her toast and i'm pot around doing something else morgan's sent her thing you know in the high chair. Flows had the toast in her mouth for a while. And Flows chewing it. Like, well, like, gupping it around.

And then just keeps it in there for a while. And then Morgan's like, Florence, you either spit or you swallow. But in life, you need to make a decision. And I just went. And I just went. I was like, that is a lesson for life, honey. And which one are you? In that moment, like, how long did it take Morgan to hear her?

Absolutely. As soon as she said it, she was like, oh, and then I heard it, and then I just like, pop my head around the corner. And I'm just laughing. And she's laughing. And the morning's like, well, fair enough, it is. I guess a lesson. Because not only, that is important for a, for a trial to learn. Like, we don't just leave it in our mouths. That's bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're asking to choke. Yeah. But also, she's probably in the absorption phase of language as well. So you've got to be very careful with the language she's absorbing around this time. I know. Very spongy.

Very spongy. Not that I imagine those words have repeated a lot. No. as much as Mama, Dada, Pammie, but you would hate for one of her first words to be spit or swallow. Spit, where'd you like that? Mom was trying to teach me how to eat toast and she just... It was a whole thing.

I was fucking around with the toast. It was one of the greatest life lesson I've ever heard. You know what I mean? You're to spit or swallow, but you've got to choose. How are we meant to get the nutrients? I know. Otherwise, or you're asking, yeah. There's just so many times you catch yourself saying things like that.

We go on air a bit, but... Absolutely. Absolutely. Oh, today I'll give you, you know, two points. if you can hear me say, lick the length of it. I mean, you're just in the moment. That was up there. With no innuendo. No innuendo.

Obviously, not needed. Not required. We're talking about something else. Yeah, yeah. That's fantastic. Yeah, it was very funny. But you can see why I didn't want to put it on air. Absolutely.

I think you made the right call. Thank you. What choice did Florence make after Mommy reprimanded her like that? Let's play around the room. What do you think she did? I think she spat it out. Yeah, I think Morgan pulled it out of her mouth. Swallow.

Oh, wow. I know. And then Morgan's like, wow. And then she liked it. want and more. I was like... Because I appreciate Flo doesn't know anything. I'm not proud?

She's a potato. But, like, bread that's been sitting in your mouth for more than two seconds. Ew. Yeah, I know. Weird. That's not nice. And we give her, like, we're giving her bone marrow. So Morgan gets, like, cooks bones and then it gets the marrow, scrapes it out and

blends it on. She's giving her bone marrow. And she, like, it just stinks. And then she also has sardines and stuff. And they just stink. Yeah. And she just loves it. And then Pam's loving it.

And they're, like, they're very strong flavors. Like, these are obviously very nutrient dense, but they're strong flavors. Gross flavors. Good on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No allergies thus far, team tested. Excellent. Yes, all is good.

Very good. But yeah, the flavors. And she gets like, because she's got such a fat neck and whatever, she gets like bone marrow stuck in between her, like chin and her neck. Yep. He gets stuck in there and, you know. Oh, my God. It's a whole thing. It's a whole thing.

When you're bathing her, you're just like, geez, there's a whole lamb chop under here. How do we miss that? And she eats it. The funniest thing is watching her, like, not even lick on, like, suck on meat and then just like, play with it. And then just like, play with it and then just put it down and then you're like, you've been playing this for 15 minutes now. What are you doing? And then the dog eats it? And you're like,

Mm, okay. It's recycled. Yeah. Loves mango, though. She's a Queensland. Yeah, yeah. Sweet. Yeah.

There's a whole pineapple in the fridge. I was going to bring it in for you. Oh, yeah. I think it might be for something, but you should pinch that. The staff meeting. Oh, we got that today, do we? Who's cutting up a whole pineapple for the staff meeting? Sally.

Sally. Sally. Did she make the fruit platter? A couple days ago, I got a whole pineapple cut it up. I never do that. I bloody love a pineapple. But when you cut it up, do you cut, you can obviously cut the size, but then do you have to cut the...

Is there a core? Yes, I cut the core out. There is a core? I'm not sure how it works. Because if you just slice it, you end up with the rock hard piece in your nice fleshy mouthful. So yes, I like to cut the... Yeah, right, okay. Yeah, you got to do that.

But I'm each their own. You can do it, man. You do you. I don't have you bought a kiwii recently? Yeah, gold one? Yeah, the gold ones are better. Gold ones are fire at the moment? Holy moly.

I don't think, are the gold ones from New Zealand or are they in the street? It will tell you on the little ticket product of Some of them obviously come from Australia Some of them obviously come from New Zealand I told you about Kiwi fruits originating in China didn't I I don't recall Yeah they originated in China

We had this chat come on here I don't go back to New Zealand And then the Chinese brought them over And the New Zealand environment was actually better to grow them Okay So they weren't always called Kiwis As well they changed the name when they started growing in New Zealand They were called

Were they? Yeah that's what I'm reading it from a sheet Absolutely The conviction. How can you doubt that conviction? The Kiwi fruits are from New Zealand to answer that, the gold ones. The gold Kiwis.

Do we not grow gold Kiwis on Australian soil? That's another Google standby. Do we grow Kiwi fruits at all here? I don't know. We've got great fruit climate though. Yeah, we do. You know? Yes, you can grow fruit in many parts of Australia.

Tasmania is the biggest producer. I don't. Do they like cold? Yeah, they like that cold. They need 700 hours. Oh, below 7 degrees. Pardon me. See, I just assume, and this is bad for me,

because I worked for a bit in region. or Victoria, the fruit bowl of Victoria, Sheperden. Also, the ice capital. Per capita. Per capita. I don't know how they're going. It's been seven years since I've been checked. Google the ice capital of Australia. You might have to write meth because it might confuse.

Per capita. I would like to see where it's at right now. Could be Bundaberg in Queensland? Okay. Do they update it often? I don't know. I don't know how often they're doing the research survey. I'd imagine there's a yearly, yeah, research survey.

Australia ranks the highest among more than 20 countries. Oh, jeez. That's not a stat we should be proud of. Babs. How are you going, Babs? Good. How's your Oz music t-shirt day going? Good.

Good. Pretty good. Have you listened to the Bel Air Lip bombs yet today? Yeah, I have. King, whiz. Not them. Team Jesus and the gene teases? Yeah, not them either.

Yeah, but I haven't cheeer pudding for breakfast. That I did do. Regional Western Australia currently has a nice amount. Oh, they've knocked Shepard and off their perch. Oh, they've knocked Shepardt will be so upset. They would be. They had that... Now, now we can focus back on the fruit.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, you can. The big cherries, the big peach. One thing about... I did think about New Zealand is they have shit fruit and veg there because of their climate. Whereas you don't realize how good Australia has our produce, see. But we've just said their climate is good for Kiwi. Good for Kiwi, but not for other fruits.

Bananas, mangoes, nectarines, apples. We're just a hop-skipping and jump. Take some of our bananas and oranges. Here's a wild stat. Here we go. How much in tons do you think Australians have consumed in the last year of MEP? In tons. The fact we're already talking in tons is terrifying.

I don't know. That's really, can you give us a range? Is it hundreds? Yeah, we're talking about? No, no, no. It's in the... Okay, below 100. It's over 10 and under 30.

Oh, okay. 25 ton. Lower. 19 ton. Higher. 20 ton. Slightly higher. 21.

Slightly higher. 22 ton. 22 tons of meth in the last year. And what's that equivalent? How much does a car weigh? Yeah, I want a visual... Yeah, good question. It would arrayed the dealer over a year.

And, you know, the cops through the conference? Yeah, yeah, and it sits there. How big were that pile? Yeah, that's a good question. Your car, the Ford, is two-ton. Oh, my God. It's like 10, 11 of those. 11 of those.

Wow, that's wild. That's a lot of... In just powder. That's a lot. That's a big place. And is that they've worked out from testing the sewerage? You know how they can do that in sewage? Yeah, water.

Yeah. It's a way. Because they're not going to test blood, obviously. Yeah, no. So how do you actually know how much has been consumed? It has to be in the syringe system. In the sewer system? In the water system.

That's how they tested COVID. Remember when COVID's around? It was like, you know, up there's COVID in the water supply, like, Macquarie. Yes. It's in our poopie. Yeah, yeah. In the sewage. Sorry, what was I Googling? How do they test?

How do they know how much drugs people? They swab everyone shit at the waste centers. With your mates? Yeah. Yeah. Do you do a swab while you were there? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I backed one out in front of them and they did a live swab and they chucked it into the fat bag. Ducco, it's been 12 months as you did meth we can't detect it in your... Did you get meth yesterday? I did.

Well done. Thanks for 10 points for you. It's fluorescent. Yeah, it's really fresh. It's glowing. On that note, enjoy the show. When I wake a wake up, wake up in the morning career.

When you wake up, it's Jess and Ducko. Stop what you're doing and listen. You know I got the shit that you like. There's only one show to wake up for you. I'm not that easy to tell. Yes. Hello, how's your butth? I got to explain.

Ducco. Here he is. I'm my husband. He was in Woolworth. Looking at the cleaning products. Got him going insane. Yeah, my guy. Do I put it back in during the song?

Fucking fast. No, it wasn't. It was just like, well, it all flopped out. Fuck yeah, talk it. This is Jess and Ducco. Yes, it is right on 6 o'clock. Hey, team, welcome. Welcome to Thursday.

It's been a hell of a week. Oh, hasn't it? And I think there's an energy in the air, wouldn't you say, Dachau? I would say yes. Because obviously we made a commitment to the rice cookers when you announced a little while ago that you'd be leaving at the end of the year, not returning in 2026.

We were going to make the most of it. Yep. Today, it's this many days to go. Reese Bobby, me and your mama did it in a Rustler Steakhouse bathroom when I was 17. And then you showed up. That's the best one. That's the best one you've done so far.

Oh, there was a little bit of controversy just before we went on. you may have noticed there were two audio snippets about 17. And I said to Shygo, oh, did you mislabel one from the other day? Can I hear the other one? Well, shy guy goes, just a bit of context. Shai guy goes, well, I'd already actually got one before you set the Taladaycan Nights. I said, oh, sorry, like, I didn't know you got that.

Was mine better? He goes, well, we'll never know. Let's judge. Yeah, yours was better. Yes, my God. Ricky Balvin. I don't want to jump. I don't want to jump.

I don't want to. You must get the default audio snipper because my name's on the show if yours is superior but this time you make the record. I think I'm like Gashley's song I think that one. Yeah, yeah. I do like Rick. To be honest, that is a song that Jess would like.

Exactly. I've never actually heard that. To be honest, I thought Rick was a one-hit wonder. Oh, he still probably is. He's, no, he still pumps out here. You know, if I know my Rick, he pumps out of it. I'm sure he did Glastonbury either this year or last year and pulled a massive crowd.

It would be a novelty to be there. Yeah, what's his song? Never going to give you up. I've never heard that one, but I'm glad you enjoyed a bit of Rikibaba. Rikimba was great. Referencing 17. Obviously, you're not going to believe it, Ducco. We're obviously trawling the internet for any reference with the number accompanying the day of how many shows left.

There is a whole website dedicated to movie quotes that referenced the number 17. What? But not for other numbers. How wild is that? That is really weird. 17 is one of those numbers, right? Is it a spooky number? I didn't think so.

Like 18, yes, 13, yes, 10, maybe. Yeah, seven perhaps. Why has seven perhaps? Six. Why has someone dedicated, don't even, you're not 12, all right? I hate it so much. Also, I found out, yeah. Nah, here we go.

This is niche. Yesterday, you got shunned by a 12-year-old trying to do 6-7. And then someone DM'd being like, Duck, oh, I feel bad for you. You're my boy. Well, Harper, who messaged, I asked the mum, how old Harper? And she's nine. I said, so you're on. I'm going to try with the 9.

year olds. Huge in the nine-year-old demographic. Don't connect with 12-year-olds because they have left us on red. But the nine-year-olds, like Harper, she gave you a double thumbs. Okay. Thank you, Harper. There you go. I like that. But anyway. The other big thing today that we're missing team is it's Oz Music T-shirt Day.

Stummy M, obviously. Oh, more, guys. Why are we playing her first and not Dave a get her into these wins? That's a great question. A bit of Rupus. Hey, you know what? I have a bone to pick me with a member of the team. Have you got any Pierce brothers in the system?

I don't think so. I don't think they do commercial play. That's my pick. All right, before I leave, before I leave, this song will play in its entirety. Is this the long one, though? Yeah. I mean, you're on your way out. You don't care if you're in trouble.

I'll tell you how long. This is the radio editor. Oh, 352. No, I'm going to get the real one. What's the real one? Like seven minutes, 42 or something? Do you want that to be the last thing you press play on? Maybe.

So on December 19. Oh, they don't have it. We'll get it. Okay, let me see the long end. You're going to have to do that. No, shy guy, it's my party. I don't think there'll be any wee about that. You're going to have to do it on your own.

I'll speak to our audio producer. He'll play ball with me. It goes for 9 minutes 36. 9. Why don't you start that at 8.51? Yeah, yeah. And we'll talk over it till 9, as we say, valet to you. Because you're obviously dead to us after December 19.

You'll delete that number. But yes, it is Oz Music. Texture Day. Now, this is why I want to bone pick. On Monday, I wore my Rufus shirt because I'd seen them last week. I was excited. On Wednesday, Babs goes to Shagai and me, hey, you guys going to wear your Oz Music shirts on Wednesday for Oz Music shirt day?

And Shaggot said something like, I don't care. And then I said, I said, yeah, absolutely. Yesterday, roll into my Ruf's shirt again. Two days this week, I've worn it. I was like, Babs. Bit stinky, but you want to support Oz Music. Where's your King Gears and a Liz Whiz shirt? And Babs goes, it's tomorrow, loser.

Are you telling me, she looked you in the eye and said, music t-shirt day is Wednesday when actually it's today's Thursday and she is wearing her I couldn't wear my Rufus shirt three days in a row because I spilled coffee on it yesterday so babs I'm not in one do you only own one Rufus I'm surprised I own two and a jumper but it's a bit hot for a jumper yeah um yes she rolled in wearing I thought it was a pretty cute fit today complimented she went well this is one of my favourite Oz music bands I said sis as if I was going to remember that yeah why didn't you send a group tape she goes do you even own an Oz music t-shirt that you could have supported. I said, I've got one.

Yeah, yeah. I wear it to the gym. Yeah. It would have been a bit smelly, but I could have bloody supported the Piers Brothers. Yeah. So who's is yours today, Babs? The Bel Air Lip Bombs. Of course. I don't think we have them in the system. Well, you're the only one supporting. So you've got to do the heavy lifting. Shadha's got his shirt on. No, my. Let's drive. And on the back it says, what about me?

Yeah. So he's a huge fan. And underneath it says fish tacos. He's a fan. He's a huge fan. So we are supporting Spirit. We are. Unfortunately, we aren't... I'm buying Babs though.

I couldn't agree more. And not a group text. Not a nothing. You didn't want to just send us a message? Oh, sorry. I didn't know I had to micromanage. Yes. Mate, come on.

Olds Music T-shirt day. That's your wheelhouse. And you know we're not going to remember anything. Help us be better. Sorry, it won't happen again. Thank you. Well, I'll be here next year, so. I'll wear mine this time next year.

Will we stay in a group chat? There will you guys never going to delete Bonnie Boy, I'd imagine. I can't imagine. Well, who's going to update. make the pictures if it's not you. You're the only one who amends the group pick. I'll just, every down there, I'm going to go into it, change the name and the picture and just send like a hi and then just leave.

I wonder how many times I'll go into that group chat instead of the new group chat. We're going to call the new one like not ducco. That'd be nice just to assert dominance. Just to make sure like he knows his place. He's like, guys, can we get rid of your old co-host name? You said, get my co-host name out your mouth. And then I slap him. Absolutely.

It's going to be a great show. I am the captain now You are the captain Yeah Yeah Look at me Anyway How are you today

Shy Lord Good Yeah Good What shit you got on Nike Yeah I mean Shannonol

Good Good Good theatre And you got your Gorman on To be fair I thought Oz music t-shirt day

was Wednesday Because we did celebrate something else A few Wednesdays ago About Aussie music So I thought it was It was a Wednesday thing And it

It feels like It should be a Wednesday Completely off it Yeah No this is my knock off Gorman This is TK Max But I know

Doesn't it look Gormony. It looks Gormony as Gorman. I know. And what do you got on? Just a plain white tea, man. Plain white tea. Hey, aren't the plain white T's a band?

Are they not Australian? I don't think. Ah, damn, you could have gotten away with that. Plain white teas are a band, but they're not Australian. Damn. Babs is honestly out there vomiting in a bin. She's so upset with what you've just said. Yeah, from Illinois.

Remember that time I said Somba was Australian? She threw a can at my head. I've still got a concussion. I think you said Royal Lotus was American and she nearly slapped you. Oh my God. She came up behind me. Cut my Achilles with some scissors It was really intense

She was that upset about it That's actually happened to me before By a member in this room show I got Cut your Achilles Yeah, Jess came behind my Achilles tip Because I've got a phobia How about a little bit of context, ducco? I've got a phobia of Achilles tendons

That's all you need to know Oh, okay Being like cut or seven Or torn That's in your leg right Behind Achilles heel Yeah yeah

You know, no medical stuff Achilles here It's this thing right So the heel is medical is it It's one of the worst injuries An athlete can do as well Yeah Do you want a bit of context

No, I'm all right. She should come home with scissors and put it up there. It was just the scariest one of my life. He played a nine-minute version of Rufus. I went, you've got to be put in your place. Our boss told her to do it. Hey, big show for the team. We've got our Alpha Bucks, your chance of 10K.

Of course, 7 and 8 a.m. We got proud of Pover. Year of the song is back for the first time in a hot minute. Mate, but up next, okay. What do you got for me? We've got to go to the Motherland. Where are we going? I'm going to take you to Italy.

You're under the I ties. That's my old, bro. I don't think you can say that. My old Roman coach used to call him that. Really? Hey, get out there and beat the bloody eyetis. Italians, I tie. That's all right, didn't it?

Yeah, I feel like it's fine. That's fine. You can't say it. I can say it. You can't say. We are going to the Motherland. There's a bloke. He's done something involving his dead mother.

And scamming the government, which we love. I'd like to start, though, in the region of Mantua, where a man is 56 years. old. He's facing a little bit of trouble with the government, ducco. It happens, you know? It happens. Sadly, what's his bloke's name? An unemployed Italian, man. Do we not have his name? Luigi. We can call him Luigi. Yep. I can't believe. We've got a picture of him, but we don't have his name. Anyway, Luigi. Just make it up. His mother passes away, all right? I want to give this guy credit because the lengths he's gone to to scan the Italian

governments. I think it's worth talking about. Can you please find out both producers Google, who's the easiest government to scam? Because I feel like the Italian government has got to be up there. Do you know what's funny? So I'm trying to get an Italian passport. Not easy. Not easy? The bureaucracy and the red tape, literally the waiting period is about three years.

Make you do Ancestry.com? They're like, you're at 2%. We'll take it. I'm seeing all these like Italian descendant TikTokers talking about this is the way you can do it. You've got to do X, Y, Z. Yeah, it'll tuck you a while because it's really hard to get an appointment because they're all on three-hour lunch breaks. Oh, yeah.

But once you get your own. appointment. If you've got your granddad's birth certificate, your non-Nor's birth certificate, you're in. And then you get dual citizenship. So I think it might be hard just because not a lot gets done quickly. Yes. But this bloke, sadly his mum passes away, okay?

But he goes, I'm sick of being a nurse. Tough slog being a nurse. What I'm going to do is continue to claim a mum's pension. But I've got to make sure that they don't find out mum's not claiming the pension because obviously she's dead. And you've got to put a death certificate, don't

Exactly. So what he does cuts his hair into a very fashionable old lady Italian bob put on a bit of makeup and lipstick and go to town hall with her ID going, hello, just trying to claim my pension. Hello!

And for three years, Dougo, he has been claiming. Well, I guess Buonjourno. He misses our pilot. Here's my ID. Give me my pension. For three years, he's claiming this pension. until one day, one employee goes,

something odd about this woman's wrinkles. There was something about the neck wrinkles that didn't match up to what should have been an 82-year-old woman. So the employee flags it goes, something suss with this woman, right? She gets the cops involved and the mayor of the town. It's big when you got the local mayor-holding. You got the mayor involved.

They send a letter to the house. Graziella, we need you to come back to town hall. So he puts the lipstick on. Doesn't have to put the wig like Mrs. Doubtfire because he's cut his hair. Anyway, police arrest him and realise it's a bloke. Pull off his fake nose. Literally. Lift up his skirt.

Bulls. The issue is, Ducko, where it takes a little grim turn. You might be thinking, wouldn't there have been a funeral? Yeah, yeah. The coroner with Gratzeella's body three years earlier. He'd kept the mum in the laundry just wrapped up in a sheet. Her dead body was just in the house. What?

mummified. Oh, jeez. Because he obviously knew, if I bury her or do some sort of service, they're going to know she's dead. So I won't be able to claim the pension. Yeah, of course. I mean, what else do you do?

You have to hide her. You have to hide her. So she's been in the laundry, wrapped up in a bloody sheep. No one knows how to hide a body and, you know, he hasn't gone to chat GPT, I guess. He's going, you know, I was whack her in a sheep. It's very mafia, isn't it?

Yeah, you know, I'll swim with the fishers now. But no, she was just, I suppose he would be sleeping with the washing machine. He would have better off. Like, put his fishers. Yeah, disposing of the body. But maybe, I mean, Catholic guilt. I don't know if you could have done that to his sweet, my mum.

And she'd be heavy, too. What you can do is clip on her pearl earrings and try and claim a pension for three years. So anyway, it's like a combination of Mrs. Doubtfire, a weekend of Bernie. Yes. But Luigi, naughty, naughty. What are you doing? I mean, to be fair, I've got a picture for you right here, Doug. He's done a pretty good job with the hair.

He looks great. He looks great. He's put a lot of time and effort into that makeup. He has. But you can tell the next. wrinkles, not that of an 82-year-old woman, and that was his downfall. To be honest, there's not much difference in those photos. I mean, mum had a bit

of a tan, but... If you're going to try and scam, he's even, look at his eyeliner. He's been a great job. He's done a makeup tutorial. He has a real... He's fully... I already he's got this idea for Mrs. Dalfour. If you are going to try and scam the government, just make sure, it's down to the detail. Yeah. Neck wrinkles.

Neckles. I'm going to catch you out with the town's mayor. Jess and Duckow. A bit of Sergeant Slick. Who? I don't know why we can't just play the The normal version of running up that hill. Who's Sergeant Slick? Okay, Bush.

Sergeant Slick, I have no idea, but he's remix that song, because Stranger Things drops tonight. The brand, the last season drops tonight. minutes of episode one season one. Too scary for me. Yeah, I didn't think you'd like it. I didn't care for. A bit too freaky. But I know it's one of the biggest shows in the world. And I love Millie Bobby Brown. And I love the idea. It's the same cast, right? Yeah, it's the same. They've always stayed with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're all older now. Is that song big in? It was big in the last season. And one of the, uh, the sergeant slick version. With Max. No, the, uh, the original version. All right. So I believe. Slicky's just got his hands on Kate Bush. Here it hit. We went, let's play it. But let's put a little

twist on it. Well, I don't know. Sergeant Six also Aussie. Yeah. Oz Music T-shirt Day all times here. Respect, man. But Kate Bush, not Australian. The Bush is not Australian, I don't know. I don't think the Bush is Australian.

Okay. Yeah. So that's on tonight. There you go. That's your viewing sorted. No, thank you. I'll need to watch a meaty recap, though, because I did not remember anything that happened. You won't be surprised to hear.

I'm still making my way through the rookie. So once I finish that, maybe I'll consider going back to Stranger Things. Perhaps. It's like whenever you find this as well with Lich here, Whenever we have flow, we put her down, she falls asleep, great, we finish dinner, we get down, we eat dinner, put the show on, you start the show, give your first mouthful, and then and you're like, why? Why does this happen every time? Like, we now, we fully get into the monitor. I hold the talk button and I just sing to her and it works for a bit. So they're going,

insie, wincey, oh. And you're trying to just watch the TV, that's just on mute or something. What else is eating dinner while the TV's pause or the other sing into the monitor and then we take it in turns and we just swap. And you just make eye contact going, this is our life. This is what we do. This is fine. Yeah, it took an hour last night. To sing Incy Wincy to get a song.

I reckon I sang it 35 times. Morgan's like, stop. It won't work. So I just started singing other songs. I was like, feels like I'm standing in the music. And you're famously not great with lyrics. Play doesn't know, though. That's the beauty of a singing to a seven-month-old.

Feels like Incy Wincy Spider. Morgan does this thing. to do. She's singing it over and over again. She forgets the words the Incy by about the 10th time. She's like, Incy Wind, climbed up the rain. Down came the spout. I'm like, what are you doing?

I just want to eat my carrot sausages. And then the curried sausages are always cold. And curry sausages are cold. I mean, every night. You're already depressed enough. You don't need cold curried sausage on top of it all. I'll sit down tonight for episode one of Stranger Things Season 5 and I'll ask you in seven years.

if you've managed to watch all three episodes. Jess and Ducco. I'm sitting with a little nugget of guilt, and I just think I made a morally questionable choice, and I blame my tum-tum. When I'm hungry, and I don't think this is J. Fanchione-specific, I think all of us, we're not our best cells when we're motivated by hunger.

I think greed and selfishness comes out. Yeah, of course. I'd love you just quietly to do a colonoscopy and not eat for 46 hours. And I want to find out of my next, when you have to do this. Please let me know. I want to come and say with you.

I just don't. I told you I tried to do. You're a nice friend, though. To support me on the journey, not to make fun. Yeah, see? Morgan didn't want to be there for you. No, she did. Thank you, shy guy.

He's going to be sitting on my couch with a bowl. I'll be eating pasta. With a bowl of pasta and a bowl and a side of risotto going, uh. Don't forget the wet wipes. They're heavy. And dad, don't wipe. Trust me. You think it was supportive?

Please. Oh, wow. I, um, did Uber eats the other night Yeah All right In a rare moment

Of oh god I've left it too late I don't have time to cook Kids getting antsy I'm getting antsy Angus was working I went over it And it's one of those things

Angus has sort of tried to tell me It's probably not ideal To have pasta for lunch and dinner So if I have it for lunch It wipes it out as an option for dinner Yes I agree with that Yeah and I'm finally kind of listening Yeah yeah

And I went oh crap I ate it for lunch I can't make it again for dinner Yeah So watch, even though I tried to justify, I'd made a rigatoni and I'd left over lasagna. Oh, so different. Surely I can have a lasagna. No, it's in the same family.

Get something else, but then, you know, nothing in the fridge, nothing in the freezer. Whatever, I'll Uber eats. It's fine. I'll just do a chicken and chips. Chicken's protein. That's good for you. Whatever. I love it.

Yeah. But it's just me and the kid. So I get, you know, half chook little chips and that's all I can make a salad. I thought I'll be thrifty. I've got salad ingredients. Uber eats. What a wonderful invention. However, it goes from being 25 minutes to 35 minutes to it's the slowest thing.

To 35 minutes. To Zako, I checked the app. I went, what is going on? Updated to arriving in 55 minutes. No. Had they got your food? Because the worst is when they get your food and they drop it off at three of people's houses. Well, I reckon that played a factor after, but it just kept saying preparing, preparing. I went, I could have driven.

I wanted to avoid getting in the car with the toddler, but I thought, what do I do? Better off just ordering online and then going and picking it up. A hundred percent. But when we've got her and she's getting funny, I'm just like, please bring me the food. It's 2025, bring me the food. Anyway, so I'm trying to distract her, distract her. She's asking for this and that. I went, no, no, chickens coming, chicken's coming, chickens coming.

You're salivating, looking at Uberieces, it's just going up. I'm constantly, you know, that whole thing, a watch pot doesn't boil. I'm refreshing the app, refreshing the app. They haven't even picked it up. He's picked it up. All right. Here we go. Why is it taking another 20 minutes, though?

Oh, God. And I reckon. I didn't pay for priority. And I usually do pay for priority. You got to. For four bucks extra, I'll pay for priority. I didn't. Here's a question, though, with the priority thing.

Let's say you and Shaga all get Uber-ins at the same time. And we all pay for priority. Great. Who gets the priority and the priority? Do you know what I mean? Well, it just goes to different drivers. Well, yes, I think you get your own driver. That's the point of priority.

Great question. Do you? Well, allegedly. Yeah, yeah. So be fair, every time I've done priority, it's been pretty prompt. Okay. This is the one time I did. didn't, and I suffered the consequences.

So eventually, old mates picked up my order. Thank Christ. Chicken's on his way. And because we're in an apartment, I'm like, well, I'm not going to let him muck around with the buzzer. All go down and meet him. The kid doesn't have a nappy on. She's got no clothes on.

Let's get some water with chair. So I bloody throw a t-shirt on a scooper up, run down to meet this guy. I've never seen Jess run before. But when chicken is there, she will. And you can hear me coming, bro. Wait up. I got some audio of it. Bloody.

Everyone's like, God's here! God's here! Chicken! Get out of my way, chicken! Ah! Get out! I've flattened the garden beds.

There's a path where you can see that I've always collected my Uber Eats through the garden bed. All the ants are like, no! As the crow flies, I'm going through stuff, not around stuff. Anyway, I'm watching his little car. And here he is.

He's come around the corner. There he's, thank God. Tackle him. Anyway, I go to the car. I would take it out of the back seat, but he got out of the car to hand it to me. Now, as I told you, I only got half chook small chips, yeah? He hands me the bag. It weighs a ton.

I went, that's heavier than a half chook and chips. And I look at the receipt, you know how they staple the receipt? Dean F, Family Feast. Oh, hang on, not mad about it. Morally here, if my bag is in the backseat and this. He's just picked up the wrong bag. Yeah, yeah, you've got to tell him. I feel bad.

Yeah, yeah. But the same time. Because maybe Dean F and his family have also waited 55 minutes. So I... This is the first time Dean F and his family have had takeout in years. I know. Papa, is it coming? So I...

I fail with this for here soon, guys. So I say to the driver. Yeah. Oh, sorry. Oh, this is Dean F's. I'm not Dean F. And he loses it. He goes, oh, no, no.

Oh, God. No. Oh, no. Oh, no. Dean, plan for priority. And I, free. freaked out and then realized,

uh-oh, because he went to reach for the bag. To take it away. So firstly, he looks in his back seat. There's clearly nothing else there. He must have given Dean F mine or picked up the wrong one at the shop.

I don't know what's happened. But he went to reach for the bag back. And I've gone, oh, we got the same stuff though. It's fine. We didn't get the same stuff shy guy. I got half to him to take it away and had nothing else in there.

He seemed like he was reaching for the bag back. Ducco, as though he might have gone... And you don't do that to Jess. We got... We got an audio of Jess. It's Godzilla. That's you saying it's the same food. So I've bitten his hand off and then gone.

We got the same stuff though. Just all good and just legged it back upstairs. Yeah, you have to. With Dean F's family feast. And now I don't know if Dean has... His family's still waiting. But they got a $10 Uber Eats voucher. So he probably got, maybe D&F ended up with my half-chicken chips for a family of five.

And I ended up with his family face, two gravies as well, which I was very excited. Because I only got half a chook and now I got a whole chook. Can you imagine Dean F and his family sitting around saying, Grace? Well, we only got half. We all don't get to eat, but thank the Lord, because we're all here and healthy. And we bless the woman who is now enjoying a whole chipping large chips too. I was trying to be good. I only got a small chip.

But because of D&F's generosity, I didn't got a whole lot. What do you mean generosity? You stole it. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabet on here, Tupper Bugs. You have 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter.

Have to take your first answer. Cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, you can say pass. We'll come back, of course, if there is time. Stepping up today to play for $10,000. We have the one and only. We got Josh. Hello, Josh.

Morning, guys. How we doing? Josh, we are fantastic. got $10,000 to give you, are you willing to take it? I'm willing. I'm ready. He's willing and ready. He's fired up.

The main thing I want to do, actually, is me miss is more on last week, so I just want to beat no score. What did she get? She's on Friday, I believe she got seven maybe. Okay. So beyond... It's bragging rights in the house. Beyond winning the 10 grand, if you get eight, you can hold your head up high, Josh.

Hopefully, yeah. All righty. This is huge. I mean, seven's a pretty good score. Yeah. I would say the average we get is four or five. Four or five, yeah, probably. All right, Josh, well, do you remember what letter she worked with?

Yeah, she was with F. Okay, you've got R. R for ready and raring. I would say R is a better letter as an all-rounder than F. They're both good letters. They're both pretty lucky. Josh, are you, you feeling good with R? Really good with R, Jess.

All right. I hope he just gets eight. Let's do it, baby. And not seven. No, we don't want a time. We're going to have to give a time. We're going to have to give a tiebreaker or something. I think we get them both on and do like a hot minute or something.

All right, we'll circle back to that. Who's the smartest? But let's be real. Josh, I'm going to win 10. He's going to win the money. So it's a moot point. Yeah. It's a out of 10.

Let's do it, Joshy. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter R, we need you to name, a dog breed. Redition. A type of pasta. Roototanian. An international city. Rome.

A caffeinated drink. Pass. A musical. Pass. A car brand. Pass. A sauce. A vegetable.

Oh, no, pass. Something in the bedroom. Oh, no! Josh! Josh, what's your partner's name? Yeah. Jordan, she's probably listening to right now, too. Jordan, you're smarter than Josh.

Josh got, you got two, maybe three. A dog breed, you said Rhodesian. I need Rhodesian Ridgeback. I feel like there's no road beer. Oh, Josh. You got 2.5. Everything else who answered, you didn't get through. A caffeinated drink.

Red Bull, musical, Rock of Ages, Car brand, Renault, a sauce, a ranch, a vegetable, radish, something in the bedroom. You could have really said anything. Razor, a rag. You could have said Rachel. Look, Josh, you do not get the money. You do not beat your partner. You've lost all bragging rights and credit.

ability, but you do get $100 to spend it tradey underwear. Awesome, thanks guys. You're very welcome, Josh. I was really looking forward. To be honest, I was looking forward to like the Battle of the Sexes, like getting them both on, but I think there's no point.

Jordan is clearly the superior alpha box player, Josh. It's not right. Sorry, Josh. What a legend. Thanks for joining the show. We do play again. 8 o'clock, $10,000. Maybe you can beat your partner next.

That is a great motivator. It is. That's sensational. I like that. Up next, though, we are asking on 131060, one of the great radio questions, what went overboard. What went goplunk?

What went coblunk? Into a body of water. Yeah. One of the great chats. Edgier and tickets up for grabs. Oh, so goody. Jess and Ducko. Right now we're ducking over to Kosamui in Thailand.

I've been there. Have you? I did a girl's trip to do a girl's trip. Beautiful. I've moved into Thailand. Pee Island. P.P. Coosamui.

They filmed the beach with Leanne. Love that. Pouquet. Bangkok, obviously, for shopping. Shano calls it Fouquet, but you know, that's just the Bajan in him. It's also my attitude sometimes. He is, isn't it? Fouquet. Oh, that's good from you. Very nice for you. You remember the marketing for Puket? Yeah, yeah. It would say, Fouquet, let's go to Puket. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, I love that. That's very good. Well, right now, we're here for not good reasons team. Oh, no. Not a girl's trip. Well, it could have been a girl's trip, but still not

good reasons. The ferry journeys of Southeast Asia are renowned for these ferry rides that a very bumpy trips in unforgiving conditions. Oh, you want to bounce around to the islands. You've got to go by boat. Exactly right. Like the travellers did on Sunday, just gone, from the Thailand's Kautau to Kusamui. Yeah. Obviously nailed it.

Obviously. You love a pad Thai. Oh, my huge pot Thai. Yeah, basically half Thai. Ties? I've said this before, but it's my favourite cuisine, I think. Yes, very low down for me. Oh, I love Thai.

Yeah, got nothing on Chinese. We don't need to get into it. It's got a lot of less MSG. That's what the flavor is. Anyway, they was shocked. Mid-voyage, passengers were looking out. They're like, how good is this trip? It's a bit bumpy.

The nose of the boat's being submerged. All of a sudden, hang on a minute. Is that our luggage? All the passenger's luggage had fallen. From the top of the boat. Overboard. Oh, shit. It's amazing.

Have you seen these fairies? There's a lot of tourists. And that was the load deck as well. Wait until I play the audio from the high deck later. Do you think the Titanic was a big ship? Leeds got nothing on these Thai ferries. Nothing on them. Anyway, they looked out,

imagine looking out going, is that my... Is that my Dolly Doctor bag just floating out there? I don't know why that came to my head. Why wouldn't say Samsung, like a normal person? I don't know. Dolly Dolly. No, that's how Ducco.

Dago puts old magazine covers from the Dolly Mag, the Dolly Doctor all over his suitcase, so we can identify it easily. Is that my little suitcase? I do it so I can find it on the carousel, as just said. Some people tie a ribbon. Some people put a colourful tape. They're losers.

He puts Dolly Dock the stickies. Obviously. I've seen the vision of this stucco. Yeah, they're floating. That would have been so... What do you do? And apparently, so not all the luggage is out there. Only half the ships was out there. Did someone forget this feels like an intern or like work experience kid, forgot to close the latch?

So half of it was stored underneath. The other half was stored in an unsecured upper deck. And then it was rough conditions. The upper deck. Rough conditions. Oh, hence that huge. Hens they're huge. Oh, you want to go back to the upper deck?

Hold on, upper deck. Oh, no, my American tourist stuff. That's someone's handbag. Yeah, that was a little show. I was a little camera bag. No, that was his little toiletry bag. He carried separate toiletry back, like my mom. Yeah, you're always.

That the vision is so upsetting. Because it's one thing for, like, an airline to lose your luggage and then you're delayed four or five days as they try and reroute it back to your destination. Yep. When it goes overboard, what do you do? Does the captain turn the ship around and get a big scooper? No, apparently.

You know, yeah, you get fish. Some of the luggage was lost and they couldn't get it back, but then others it took hours. Supposed to another island. They had to get people on an island to get it, meet them at their island. It also took people. My bag's flown back to Bangkok.

It's all the way back to Bangkok. I'm in P.P. Island. What's the currency over in Thailand? The bar? Yeah, it cost 50,000 Thai bar in. compensation to get it back, which is about $2,382 Australian dollars. What do you mean that the passengers had to

pay? But that wasn't their fault? I think when you travel on this Thai ferry, you sign a few things saying, you're telling me, my Alian's travel insurance doesn't cover suitcase falling off upper deck of ferry on way to Kosamu. No, I don't think so. I didn't click that box. You've got to be very specific. Oh, you've got to click that box, absolutely. Anyway, thanks

the question on 13, 1060. What went overboard? What went overboard? What ended up in the drink? Should we go to... Summer, you're there? You're parking. Hi, guys. Hi, Summer.

Thank you for doing this safely. Park. Get yourself into a good position. Yeah, you gave yourself to a nice spot. And then tell us what went overboard. So it was my 91-year-old grandmother. She's a lot. Give us the circumstances.

Where were you? What's her name? Well, we're going on a family picnic. We're getting on the boat at Little Beach at Nelson's Bay. And we're heading over to Jimmy's, having a beautiful family get together and it's time to go home and dad starts to just a little bit too quick and grandma goes overboard. Oh my God.

I've never heard of her family who's so quick to jump in and get her. This is like, can she swim? Yeah. Or did everyone go, oh my God, get in it, go in a game. Gleashie can. She's a very fit 91 year. Ah, good on her. Yes.

What's her name? What's her name? My grandma's name's Peggy. Peggy. 91-year-old Peggy ends up in the drink. That's a hell of a story. That is a great story. Could you imagine seeing Peggy go overboard?

And sorry, you said it was your dad? So is that her son? Yes, her son was the one that was driving the boat. You're not letting him forget that. I raised you, gave you a good life. You nearly killed Peggy. You nearly killed you. Poor old mum.

Imagine the splash Peggy, mate, when she went in the water. Why? That was a huge bitch. That wasn't me. That was the son driving the boat. Oh, that was audio from the scene. Yeah, I'm just, I'm playing gear. That was the sun.

13, 1060, you get it. What went overboard? From luggage? To phones. To tiny phones. To whatever? To Peggy. Jess and Ducko.

Jess and Ducko. 131060, we're asking, what went overboard as a ship over in Thailand? Lost all the passengers' luggage. Imagine that. You've got, you know, your sexy vacate. Maybe people on their honeymoon. A lot of outfits. Yep, that'll be fun.

We'll put it on the upper deck. I know I trust the Thai crew. They'll secure it down. Of course. This is not their first rodeo. Hang on a minute. What's all that? Drifting behind the boat.

It's everyone's luggage. Beggs the question. What went overboard? We've already heard from summer. Summer was great. 91-year-old grandma Peggy. Peggy went overboard. Went flying off the back of a dingy.

Isn't that the person used to help in the shops? Peggy, the old grandma? I had a Peggy, but Peggy was 97 when I had her. That was back in 2019. Yeah, yeah, that's right. So, oh, God. You had a Peggy? I've tried to call and check about Peggy, but they won't tell me anything about her.

Peggy's still living. She's just not using you. I think Peggy went, I don't want anything to do with that girl. She asked too many questions. Anyway, it begs our question. What went overboard? We go to Catherine. Good morning, Catherine.

Good morning. How are you? Catherine, we couldn't be better. What happened to you? Has something gone overboard? Yeah, so we were on a hen's night. And my friends, my friends, fiance had driven us to Sydney in a bus. And we got on, you know, those nice afternoon, harbour cruises?

Yep. Absolutely. A couple of drinks, the sun's setting. Gorgeous. Absolutely. So halfway through, my shoe went overboard. And so the plan was after the cruise to go for a dinner in one of those nice fancy bars. Yeah.

So obviously you can't go out afterwards without a shoe. So we had to send my friends on a mission to find me some new shoes. On a shoe line. So not send him swimming to go find. your shoe, just go buy you a new pair of shoes. Copy that. We just assumed that it's gone. So, yeah, he sort of walked around Sydney telling a sob story and ended up buying a $300

pair of plastic shoes. He's like, I don't know, this is what they spend on shoes, I guess. He's the receipt and he's my bank details, Catherine. Please transfer me to your money. Did he make you pay? I ended up paying for them, yeah. Yeah, 300. He's got a wedding to pay for.

I love that just one shoe ended up overboard. Emily on 131060, good morning, M. Hello. What went overboard, babe? Well, it's a slight tangent, but it's still someone going into a body of water. Okay, okay, we like it. Okay, so I'm a teacher. About 12 years ago, I was at the school swimming carnival, and I was a timekeeper,

and there was this one kid called Hayden, and all day, Hayden was a pest. He's throwing his band-aids into the pool. He's jumping from Lane... He's diving over from Lane... to Lane. He's going under the wrong house-coloured head. Class-a-Hadden. A serious head. I hear you, Caden. You're not in the red house. You're in the blue house, Hayden.

God damn it. Emily's there just want to keep time. I don't get paid enough for this. Anyway, I snapped and I went, Hayden, you are absolutely killing me today. Anyway, time marches on and I'm timing the relay. Hayden comes up behind me and throws me in the water

all the timekeeper gear in front of all the parents, all the students. Emily, Hayden, a kid, a student pushed the teacher into the pool. Yes. What a rat bag. He'd be about 20 something now.

Hayden, if you're listening, you threw, what did they call you, Emily? What did you do what you put your last name in or you don't want to do that? No, I don't. Okay, Miss Emily. Miss Emily. Is this high school, Em, what a... No, he's got to be primary.

He was about in year three. Yeah. Year three, what happens to a year three boy who throws the teacher into the into the pool. I'd imagine a suspension or a detention. Oh, it was something like planning place. Like, it did not fit the crime. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I bet you've never

forgotten Hayden when you go near a body of water. She's always looking behind her. Is Harry going to about push me in a pool? Jess and Ducko Proud. Oh, Joe's proud for Pops. Make sure you've saved our number. 048-18-1069. That's our

text number. And that's how you get to decide whether something Ducko gives us is Pov, or something we should be proud of. Yeah, you can always text in, get involved. Rapid Fire text, quick games, a good game for this one, team. All right, first number one. Reusing Tupperware containers, sorry, reusing takeaway containers, like Chinese takeaway as your Tupperware containers.

No. The plastic. My mom does this. And it's that really, like, breaky plastic. It is so breaky, and that's my main issue with it. But then everything I read about plastic and all that, to be honest, I don't even use plastic tupper anymore. I've upgraded all to glass.

To be glass. It's the way to go. Except we're getting out of the microwave? Oh, 100%. I've got to go Pov. Yeah, I'm going Pob for that as well. I'm going Pov, but my housemates do it. Yeah.

Housemates or are you? Well, they're in our shared Tupperware cupboard. So will you pick one up? No, I just chuck them to the back. I'm like, yeah. Anyways, you put in once in the microwave to reheat. They get so dodgy and manky. One of the, and yes, should never put in the microwave.

That plastic can't handle it. Really? Oops. Yes, yes. I do it all the time. No, we do not do that. Micropastics. One of the great acts of Defiance.

Stucco, when we obviously moved into the apartment. It was all my in-law staff, and my father-in-law, big keeps the Chinese containers. You've got it. I was like, they're taking up too much space, and they are bad for us. Well, if he's listening. Sorry, Pete. Lots of texts rolled into it, all saying povo.

Here we go. Next one. Drying clothes over chairs instead of maybe using a dry or a clothes line. Someone I know does this. Or sometimes, if it's really hot, just chucking your clothes on the deck. Oh, I saw that on your Instagram the other day. It's terrible. It dried quicker.

It dried quicker because it was getting burnt from the hot deck and it was getting cooked from the top. What about over chairs? Like, hang a jumper. You got a heavy jumper or something? It still gets cooked. I appreciate sometimes you've done three loads. You don't have the space.

It's still freaking pov. Even over a chair? It's pop. What if you got like, you got no space? What are you going to do with it? Would you not put it over a chair if you have no space? I'm not saying I won't do it. I'm saying I'm ashamed of it.

I'm going proud. Pop, get a clothes horse. Get another clothes. I've got two clothes sauces and that's, you don't want any more than two. That's just taking up unnecessary space. A bigger one. Yeah, what about this one? Waiting until your local sushi store closes so you can get cheap sushi.

Like if it closes at three, you're going at 2.30. And it's that Manky chicken terriarchy that's been sitting there all day. I don't eat sushi, but equivalent, one of those, you know, the pre-done salads. Yeah. So they're usually in the, you know, the tub situation. Yep. And then it gets to, I may start pre-packaging them. Yeah, yeah.

For some reason, I know that food is fine. I know it's fine. But the fact they're trying to get rid of it makes me go, there's something wrong with it. They do it at bakeries as well. They do. Yeah, they start flubbing it. See, I love doing that.

When you lurk around there, around four or five in the afternoon, that's a proud for me. Oh, so that's a pub for me because I also go, you've been sitting out since 8 a.m. And now it's 4 p.m. I can't have you. Why did no one want you? Babs, I imagine you'll be proud. Yeah, I'm proud of that. Yeah, should I go?

Pov. Can I add... Everyone's texting in POV, by the way. Can I add a supplementary one to that? When you buy a roach chook from your coals or woollies, will you rifle through them to look at what time? Oh, no, I don't do that. I just look at what's the biggest.

I'm okay with that. I'll just look at what's the biggest. I try and find the biggest. I will rifle through because there's a timestamp. Yeah, of course. So if it's midday and you see one that's 830, oh, but hang on, there's one that's 10.30. Yeah, you're going to get 1030.

Otherwise 8.30 on's a bit dry. 100%. Yeah, yeah. But I feel like it's a similar one. You're just rifling through. You're waiting for the... Yeah. And finishing off, saving $150 on a flight, that could be a decent time

only than have an airport layover of about three hours sitting in the airport. Because you tried to save money from months ago. And then you end up spending, what, $60 on airport food? Yeah, eating all that food. And you hate yourselves. You hate each other. It's proud at the time of booking. Yep. Pov in the time of dealing with it in reality.

I agree. I agree, too. I really thought you'd be a proud of that one, Babs. Well, I mean, to save money, yeah, but I also hate waiting. I'm not patient, so I would rather just cop a bit more just to get straight to my destination.

You still never learn, though. I'll still do that plenty of times in my life. I just got 15 stopovers. That's all right, though. We're saving 500 bucks. Interestingly, though, on the text line, 04,0008-106 line. Proud!

All right, save those dollar-dollar bills and just find a way to entertain yourself at an airport. That was the only one that came back proud today. Interesting. Jesse and Ducco. Over to you, Babs. What are you got for us?

A good of hot way. Sorry, Babs, that's on your mind. That's how Babs felt scrolling TikTok yesterday when she heard the news. Robert Irwin won Dancing with the Stars. And new champions of Dancing with the Stars are Robert. So American, hey. Dacho, why do we know more about the American Dancing with the Stars this season

than I could tell you about any season of the Australian version? It wasn't even on the last one. I couldn't tell you. I feel. I feel. bad. I know. It's because they have such high budgets and they get such big stars. Yes. They also hit the young generation. They get TikTok stars and do things like that.

I mean, I didn't even watch the show, but majority of it was just on TikTok all the time. Yes. So that's how I saw everything. And when you actually do look at the top two, obviously Robert Irwin, we all know him from Australia Zoo. Steve Irwin's kid. He's created his own legacy. Bonsad. But the woman... Of course. That's still

on Babs' desk. The woman who came runner-up, Alex Earle, she's one of the biggest TikTokers on the planet. Eight million followers on that platform alone. And you had Zach Ephraim's brother. Zach Ephraim's brother. But yeah, your top two are massive on social media. Yeah, it's crazy.

Can you actually go on these cons these days if you don't have a huge social media following? I don't know. And I feel like we've been following this now. It feels like it's been going for months. Three months is the show. Jeez, that's a long time. Whereas ours, we're lucky if ours gets like a five-week run and then we're like, oh, God, we've got to get it over.

That's probably what it is as well. Yeah. So he won yesterday, Babs. Yep, after a three-hour finale. Jeez. And he came down. And it's live, isn't it? It's live.

Is that a rib injury? Yeah. Like, he got injured? Yeah, I think he broke his ribs. Dancing in that. Before, like in one of the rehearsals. Yeah, something before. So he was actually injured and apparently had to change some of his dance.

To suit. Yeah, to suit it. And that did go around before the finale. So he probably got a lot more eyeballs and a lot more attention because they're going, this kid is doing that with a broken rib. That would have swayed a lot of viewers. He was a bit slow and loved it. He was wincing.

Yes. I'll tell you what, though, like he actually can dance. He did have a bit of rhythm about him. You see some of these celebrities go on there and, like, oh, they're trying. And the issue, I think, in a positive sense with Robert, is there are a couple of people who were doing well, who got a lot of criticism, but because they had dance backgrounds. And people were going, this is meant to be about everyday celebrities who don't have, like, a dance or theatre background. And Robert ticks that box.

He genuinely learned how to do all that with Whitney, his partner, and on the show. How much does he win? Because I know they, I don't know if theirs goes to charity like ours do, but they definitely get paid. I tried to find out it's a bit, it's very secretive, but people are speculating he earned upwards of about $606,000. Sorry, when you say earned for being on the show. But is the winner getting a cash prize as well? I don't know. That's also confusing. I know they get the trophy, but apparently there's a whole thing that they all get like a base, everyone gets like a base salary for the first two weeks, which is about 188,000 each. To be fair, it is a full-time job.

Like, they are literally rehearsing seven days a week. It'd be hard to. But then they get bonuses the longer they stay on the show. I feel like if there was a charity component, we would know about it, right? Like, for him as a lab. You'd think they'd brag about how much they'd donate into the charity. Absolutely. Absolutely.

But yeah, haven't seen anything about that. Thank you very much. No, it was a bit of Bob, just a bit of colour. Thanks for the kisses. Thank you very much. I think that was to a quokker. Yeah, it was to a quokka. Possibly to a red-bellied panda.

And how do you feel, Babs? Because you've got a big crush on Bob? I was written for him the whole time. Do you try and vote, like, from Australia? I was thinking about it. No, I think he's a good dancer. He did well. Shagas sent us a text in the group thread yesterday and said,

guys, Bob's on it this time, yada yad, no replies. Guys, Bob won. I was following it on X. I was excited. Well, you keep it up to date on X, Lou. It's pretty cool. The other little tidbit is that Bindy, his sister, won 10 years ago to the day. And his dance partner Whitney won 11 years prior.

That is cool. With Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air who now hosts it. A lot of synergy. A lot of... It's almost like it was kind of rigged that way. It's not rigged. No, it would never be. Not an American dancing talent show.

Mate, we congratulate... I think I read something, Babs. I don't know if you had this information. The most votes the show has ever seen... People love it. Mate, 34 seasons this show has been on in the stage. The most votes... We're talking like 70 million people

or at least 70 million votes coming through. Do they still have Oz Idol over there? I'm pretty sure they do, don't they? American Idol. Sorry, American Idol. Didn't we start it? But like, they're American Idol. That's been going since Kelly Clarkson day.

Yeah, it's just because there's such a big population that they lean into that stuff. Whereas here, it just doesn't catch fire as much. Yeah, it has to be. Yeah. Anyway, congrats to Bob. Well done, Bobby. And coming up in about an hour's time, year of the song, Bob's Edition.

Rob's or Bob's Edition. Great edition. Up next so, we need to play Alphabox 13, 1060. If you want to win $10,000. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alpha Bucks on hit. Oh, yeah, 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Cannot use the same answer twice.

And if you're unsure of the question, you just say past. We come back, of course, if there is time. Now, we are playing for $10,000. Our player is Luke. Hello, Luke. Good morning, Duck, how are you? I'm going very well. You're ready to win some money.

I certainly am. Hello. I've had a bit of a rough trot last week. Oh, sorry to hear that. I've come in real hot. They wanted to say hello to Luke as well. What's been going on, Luke? How will 10 grand help you out?

Yeah, some mongrel stole a heap of tools out of my van last week up at Summersby Falls. So annoying, Luke. And tools are so expensive as well. 100% off the you're Ud or something or off the work site? Off the worksite, the buggers. Don't wise that. The work site thefts and robberies. Yeah, truly, truly.

Luke, well, we're sorry to hear that. Let's get you 10 grand, get you back on your feet a little bit. The letter you're going to work with, we love it, it's solid, it's D, D for Ducco. Yes, that's great, Luke. No worries, let's get into it. Let's do it. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with letter D, we need you to name.

A food. Dona kebab. An occupation. Dentist. A music genre. Dance. A Steve Corell movie. Pass.

A noun? Driving. A technology brand. Dell? A reality TV show. Pass. An international city. Pass.

You're not going to believe what the next question was, Luke. A tool. That's just a little target. What do you have said for a tool? I don't know. Maybe a die grinder? Oh, damn. Didn't have that on my sheet.

I mean, we would have paid her just because we don't know what you're saying. But I'm like, yeah, absolutely. I remember when I use my diagram, I think that's what you said. Hey, mate, you got yourself four, unfortunately. Mate, some great answers in there. Great answers, yeah. Donor Cabab off the bat, bang. Unbelievable.

Steve Krell movie, tough one. To speak it would have been or date night. A noun could have been desk or door or dish. You said driving. Perb. Yeah. A reality TV show could have been dance moms or deadliest catch. Or dancing with the stars.

We just talked about it. Yes, very true. International City, Dallas, Detroit, Dublin. Look, you don't come over the money, but you do get, you'll like this, Luke. 100 bucks to spend it, trade the underwear, so we can protect your package. You're fantastic stuff.

Thank you, Luke. Thanks for joining the show. Thanks for your time, guys. Have a good day. We will. You too. What a legend. We do play again tomorrow.

Seven and eight, ten thousand dollars. We need this cash to go off. Come on. Come on. We've got 17 shows left with the Duckman reading the rules and ticking things off. Just be here. We'd love to do.

10 ticks. Oh, 10 ticks would be nice. 10 ticks for 10 grand. 10 ticks for 10K. Come on. Yeah. 10 tick Tuesday. 10 tick Tuesday up next,

my husband. I know it's Thursday. Shai goes, it's Thursday. I know, mate. I was just trying to think so about that Saturday. He was thinking about next week. Yeah, next week. Yeah.

He's looking ahead. He doesn't look in the review mirror, you know. Just making sure everyone's on the same baby. Yeah. Oh, we know. It's year of the song day. Yeah, it's his year of the song day.

He only got four ticks. So it kind of isn't tick Thursday. We've got to look ahead to Tuesday. It's a Tuesday. Up next, Ducco, my husband. He's a wonderful man. Yep. But he's ruined Christmas.

It's about time he ruined something. He's only human. I finally realized he is human. I put him on a pedestal. We can take him off finally. Good. Because he doesn't know how to do presents. Jess and Ducco.

I don't know why I bother doing stuff like this duccoe because I'm going to get zilch in terms of support from you. Had to have a heart to heart with my darling husband yesterday. What's he done? He's ruined Christmas. You know. You know better than anyone. Gift giving is a love language I subscribe to.

And I want it known gift giving. Giving, yeah. Yes, gift receiving is nice too. Yeah, there it is. Gift giving. We all hate drawing you at Secret Santa. Are you going to do, are we doing Secret Santa before you go? I really leave that stuff to you.

Yeah. Yes. Yeah. And because whoever pulls Ducko, you better hope I pull you. I get a good gift. I always hope you pull me and I never pull you. That's what I always hope. One time he did pull me

and we filmed it and you can go back and watch the tape of your eyes going oh Jesus Christ but then our boss pulled his own name so we had to redo That was the best feeling ever

That was a good win for you Whoever gets Ducko Buy him something really large Oh that's fun Shire A kayak I like that a lot Yeah

To be fair Ducco bought me a kayak one here Can I asked for it Yeah That's hilarious Yeah it was a bulk kayak But yes

Gift giving And tis the season man Yep And we have always being, we always try and be very clear with things that we want. Don't waste your money. Let's not get it wrong. You know how I feel.

I don't believe it's the thought that counts because if it's just going to end up in landfill or be an awkward conversation for years to come, let's eliminate that. Have a list. Share that list. You know, send links. Let's help each other out. But my issue is Angus comes home yesterday with a big grin on his face, ducco. Yeah.

He's got a parcel in his hands. And he goes, I've bought myself the Christmas present from you. Oh, he's bought himself the gift. Oh, that's going to rub you up the wrong way. So he bought himself a president. Does he not know you? And you're going to die when I tell you what it is. Oh, great.

Do you remember for his birthday back in May, you gave me a great idea what I should get in? Oh, what did I give you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A whoop. Yeah, yeah. And we spoke to him about it and you said, I want to get it. He goes, no, I'm not into it. Then I spoke to him about it.

And he said, oh, I don't know if I really want to try it. track all that with the lack of sleep with a child, etc. That's back in May. It's a fitness, it's like a really in-depth fitness tracker. Yes, yeah. You might remember FitBits from back in the day.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Apple Watch can do a little bit whoopies like some hella technology. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So in May, I got very excited to get that for his birthday, but he's not a surprise fan like me. And it is an investment. You got a subscription and all that. So I did run it past him.

He shot me down. And I was very sad about it because I thought, oh, I would have won the birthday. That would have been an amazing gift. He freaking come home with a, a whoop yesterday. Oh, he got the whoop. He bought himself a whoop and goes, this can

be from you. I said, you've just ruined. So are you going to get it for him for Christmas? Well, no, because he shot me down in May. Did you say, why did you shoot me down and now, why do you want it? Yes, and also, why didn't you tell me, there's time, there's Black Friday coming up. I could have still organised. He goes, I saw the sale

and just added to cart and bought it. Also, if I refer to him as a friend, we all get discounts. Oh, my God. There goes my three months. This has just taken away. I don't want to be those couples that don't surprise each other anymore. Don't put the effort and the thought. But then he threw it in my face.

He goes, well, didn't you buy yourself a dress months ago and say this has to count for Christmas? Otherwise, you've broken no spend? I went, yeah. But it's very different. Because you will still buy them a present. That's the thing. You're still going to buy them something. Well, I've already curated a bunch of stuff.

Oh, geez. T-shirt and a cap and some other fun. Why did he have the flip about wanting a whoop now? I don't know. I reckon it might have been a good. good Black Friday sale, and he literally was like, well, I may as well jump on it now. Have a look.

I'll add him to my, you can add a wood buddy, so I can actually then track his sleep and his exercise. He's already texted me. He goes, oh, yeah, the whoop's giving me this data and this analysis, and apparently I've only done this much REM and this much. See, I've got a one month credit for referring him. Angus, you have let me down.

It's not about you. He let me do you. Sorry, you've let just down. What a Grinch buying his own present. Just put your name on the cup, but he's already using it. To be fair, I've got, hang on, he's already using it. Yeah, yeah. So he put it on yesterday, man.

These aren't presents. Yeah, this is too early. Isn't the rule, because I actually bought myself my present from mum and dad, and they just transferred me. But I got to, I got it delivered to their house because the mum can wrap it and give it to me on Christmas. Oh, see, that's the way to do it. Because they don't know how to online shop, and they kept buying the wrong thing. Just let me do it.

I text my mum, I said, you know when I come down for Gaga, can we go shopping? So you can, so I can just pick what I want? You're going to have to like guess. Yeah, yeah, that's how it becomes. But at least, you know, that's still the magic of Christmas. Our family secret, Santa. My sister tried to send us that elfster thing where it's like everyone gets their partner. You get an email.

It allocates. We all lost it. And my youngest sister just sent out of text saying, hey, can you just tell me who we have? So she just sends everyone. And everyone just starts typing in what they want anyway. More, I just buy me this, please. You don't have to think about it. Yeah, exactly.

Anyway, he still ruined it for you. I'm on your side for that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You would have won Christmas, man.

You would have won Christmas, man? Let's check his sleep metrics tonight. Yeah, I'll tell you how much REM he got. Jess and Ducko. I had an allocated day, you say, take Pam for a run. Normally on a Wednesday, I'll take it for a run. Wednesday and a Saturday.

But it's hard because you either need to go early in the morning, which we can't do with this job, or lay in the Avo, which I don't like exercising too late in the Avo because it wakes me up leading into wind down bed time. Ciccadian rhythms, man. You may as well have a bloody double espresso. What am I an animal?

And also with this temp now, I've tried to encourage you to buy Pam the little booties so her feet don't get hurt on the footbath and you've said, you reckon my anxious dog will wear booties? She will not. When we put a dog coat on her, she was like the goats that freeze up in anxiety. She just froze. And she did not move.

I had to take it off her. Anyway, took the anxious little thing for a run yesterday. So I got home and we took it for a run to probably about 11 a.m. I checked the ground and the ground itself actually wasn't too hot. Good. Good dog, daddy. Yeah, thank you. She was okay on the ground.

But, geez, the wind that was blowing was warm. It was just thick and muggy. Like, it was a hot day. Famously, Alan Duckett's, do not care for the wind, shy guy. We hate the wind. Even my daughter hates the wind. Every time it's a windy day, we take her out. She doesn't sleep well that night.

I'm like, goodness me. It must be genetic. Oh, it's genetic. We hate the wind. Anyway, good for windmills, but not good for me. No. You are not a windmill. You do not generate power from a bit of...

No, I do not. I get blown away. There's not much of me. That's why your hair is permanently. quiffed that way because you've just been blown too many times. You should have seen me after like my 25th birthday when I had 25 balloons and I just got flown away

by the wind. Like up. Yeah, like up. No, that's neat. Don't need. No, no, no. You niche him. I will high-five him. I want to see that less. So yesterday, I went for a run. With Pam. Now, Pam is a very good running dog.

This isn't fast enough. p.m. for you and Pam. You motor. I've seen you running in the while. We go queer. Me and Pam are probably running like five minute, 10 kilometres. I've run Pam since she was a puppy. She's good at it. I put around my waist. Everyone laughs at us. To the detriment of yourself, because now she's the fittest dog known to me and you have to run a marathon for her to feel like she's got any exercise. We can run 10K and come home, Shagot, and she's not tired. So yesterday... We walk around the block. He goes, let's go back, man. He's having cardiac arrest.

I carry a DFIP. So anyway, we go over this run and it's... Super hot. Pam never, she's not a quitter. Like, she never quits in a run. But yesterday, like, even I was there going, oh, boy, by 2K and I was like, I can't breathe, it's that hot. Pam's tongue was out. She was lagging. Have you popped the lid at this point? Oh, no, the shirt didn't come off, unfortunately.

But she was lagging. I could tell. She was hot. It got to the point where people were sort of looking at me. I was like, is this borderline cruel? Oh. Taking her for a run in this, you know, and as we'd get into, like, where shady parts were, she was trying to run more into the shade. Yep. I noticed one particular spot. we do a loop. And on the way there, on the one particular spot, there's like a bench and a

bin and sort of like a shade area. And Pam was trying to pull over into there and then just stops. And then I get yanked because she's attached to me, turn around. And she's trying to like, she almost then tries to sit down. And I'm thinking, God, she never does, she never does this. Like, she must be really struggling. Go over and she's trying to sort of scurry into the boish, but we're at cover. Let's just keep going. Let's get away from you. Let's keep going. We go for another 2K. And eventually, I was like, we need to call this. Like, let's Turn around. I feel bad right now. I'm going to stop early. Morgan's going to come pick us up. We had to like, stop, stop. I get back to that point.

Should have called me. I would have brought the DFIP. Johnny Eden, right there. I get back to that point again. Literally, Pam's panting. She gets on the ground and she lies on the ground, puts her paws out in front. I'm there going, I feel so bad. Then she does a roll. Like, she sort of like rolls. And she puts her mouth in the bush and comes out with a packet of shapes. She was just hungry. She'd smelt the shapes So they're on the way in And she's like, I'm going to get this.

And you're doing moves past the shades. Yeah, yeah. She's like, when we go back, I'm going to get this guy. So she collapses and gets the shapes. And then she was fine again. You're going to panic stations? Oh my God, I've killed my dog. Hang on a minute.

Jess and Ducko. Year of the songs. Our very own Grinch has compiled a list of songs by artists named Bob Rob or Robert in honor of Bob Irwin. Yeah. I don't think he likes Bob anymore. Robert Irwin.

Yeah. Winning dance. Dancing with the Stars, America, yesterday. Yes. Ten years after his sister, Bindy won it. Good on him. First song, Bob Sinclair. Oh, there's a Bob Sinclair.

You better get this. You better get this. I never get this. I never told him that time I saw him live in I beeper. Not recently. Well, I better tell you this chat. It was 7 a.m. There was a guy with ski goggles on.

And that's when I got scared. Because there was no snow, telling you that much. Was that Bob? No, I know it was a bomb. Oh, someone else. Bob was still just, Bob was like, I'd play the hits. He just played this. And then we'll hold on and then this again.

Now, two great songs. Love generation. Love generation. So I was in Europe when I saw that, 2013. I've got no concept of this song. I reckon. It's obviously earlier than that. Yeah, I reckon I know.

Could be the turn of the decade. Ooh. All right, 2009 for Ducko, 2010 for Jess. The correct dance is 05. Oh, how do we don't get it so wrong? That's not on me. That's on me. Yeah, that is obvious.

Rob Thomas. Oh, nice. Smooth. I didn't do Master Box 20 because that's... I've batted this up as a banger once. Yeah, you have. Because I saw a bloke at Woolworth's wearing a Santana shirt and it made me remember this.

This is a great song. Yeah. Geez, my racer... Could it be the 90s? Nah. I don't think it's 90s. A bit later. Yeah, I was going 05.

That's the same as Bob Sinclair. Oh. He wouldn't do 205 to play the player champion. Maybe I will. I subtract that. I'm going to go 01. What is this? Damn, you've got 01.

Is that what you're going to do? 01 for Jess. I'm going to go... I mean, see, Santana's been around for a very long time. I'm going to go 02. Okay. O2 for you. O1 for Jess.

Correct dances 99. Hey, man. Don't you got to play the player. Don't listen to me. I'm just cruising over here doing my phone. And now it's just mind game. This is a B, Bob. Nothing on you.

With Bruno Mars. I remember this song coming out, but... Big song this one. Very dull, isn't it? So Bruno. Bruno and B-O-B. Is that B-O-B there? Or is that Trevi?

Oh, Travi's in there too. Which one is B-O-B's voice? Babs, can you get me any of a white-border race? The guy going, hey. Ridiculous. Isn't that Bruno? I've spent the whole time rubbing this out. I can't even think.

What are we doing? We're having four conversations. Yeah, let's all remember. One thought per break, guys. One voice at a time, Ducco. I know I'm leaving. But, God, don't throw the rules out. There's radio hygiene to be done.

There's 17 shows to do. B-O-B. What a crap song. And Bruno. Um, geez, I don't know. So let's play the player, Ducker. Yeah, yeah. He's done a song from 0.

He's done a song from 99. I reckon this is mid-Os. I reckon, I reckon even a bit later. I'm going to go 11. Legs 11. It does feel around there. I'm going to go 13. You're both wrong?

It's 2010. Oh, man, we haven't got a singular point yet. I hate the can't go over rules. This is Bob Briar. I think I'm saying that right. Babs correct me. It's the drummer from My Chemical Romance. What's this song called?

Teenagers. This is a banger and a half. It is a banger. It's good, right? See, this could be 90s. This is such an anthem for how I feel about the youth. Teenagers scared the living out of me. My Chemical Romance.

Yes. When did my chemical romance release this? This is like punk, man. Yeah, this is it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pop it up for a bit. I reckon, oh, what was that last one, shy guy? The one before that was 2010, B-O-B, nothing on you.

Text line. You know, Stacey's messaging, you know, for a double-8, double-8-1069. Come on, Stacey. Give me a something, Stacey. Give me a chance. I'm hitting a 16, Ducco. Yeah, you're going 16. I reckon, I reckon, you know what?

I'm going 10. You're both wrong? It's 06. Jeez, that was way. You're 10 years too late, Jess. Daco, we've got nothing on the board. We've got nothing on the board today. Nothing on the board.

We need to get Robbie Williams. Oh. Rob to DJ. You should get a big of a rock DJ. Rob, Bob, the, Robert's a Disney. Okay. Okay. So he's career spanned three decades as well.

Yeah, yeah. This is an early short. This is early. When was Angels? Later. You liar. Liar. I've seen Robbie live.

Yeah. You've knocked on with him, didn't you? No. That was Harry. Robbie. Was he sober in this? Was this before or after he did doing it for the kids with Kylie? Oh, jeez, I would have thought before.

Rock them. Now, I remember the film clip, ducko. I'm going to get on the nose. Wait, 05. Crap, I was going to go 03. You're both wrong? 2000. God, damn.

That was just happening to us. We've got time. We'll still do two more. How does this keep happening to us? This was 2000. Yeah. Jeez, that's just okay. A lot of time, right?

Robert Palmer. Oh my God. Simply irresistible. This is it. My dad loves it. He would. Come on, Robert Palmer. One of the other robs.

Let's do it for Rob Farch. Come on. I'd be so ashamed of me. I'll give you a hint. It's not after the year 2000. No, no, it's going to be 80s. 80s or 90s? Maybe the 90s.

It does sound 80s though, doesn't it? The production sounds 80s. I've gone to, we've both gone too recent. We've got to go back. I'm going to go. What are you going to go? I'm going 87. Ooh, I was going to go 88, but I'll be 89 to make even more just.

89 for Docco, 87 for Jess. Correct dances 88, which Jess has the point, which we've won the game. Oh, we've got one more. We've got one more! Channel it for Dad! You did it for your dad. Thank God for Robert Palmer.

That was an embarrassing round, Tucko. I was going to see the last one anyway. Oh! Bob Welter was a guitarist slash vocalist in Fleetwood Mac. Oh. I wouldn't have got this here. I don't know. Is his early 80s?

I said 87. I would have said 82. 77. Wow. Way off. She's nailed it actually. Of course she did.

She's out there trying to play it by herself. To all the Bob's, Rob's, Roberts, Robbies. I don't know any other iterations. We see you. Today's your day. Jess and Ducko. Great show so far. If you missed any of it.

Well, see you later. We are out of here. Lucky. Lucky. Yeah. Shy Guy puts in a 40-hour work week, most of that can pile in the podcast. Especially this week. The gift that keeps on giving that.

A gift that keeps on giving. Hey, how do our little um, uh, dolchy ice cream thing video go? Very well. Did you watch? I watched it. I watched it. The narration. Babs did a great job.

Babs did opening narration and then it was all shy guys narration. We, um, we've cracked 10 grand. 10 grand. 10K. Great. Well done, team. That's good. It was good.

Well, done. And ice cream, I will say it was delicious. I did spend a lot of yesterday in the toilet. I won't lie to anyone. But that's not due to the ice cream. That's it with me. Time of day. Yeah.

What silly bug is having it at 7.30. As he sips, he's long black. Moron. Absolutely on you. A Nesquick banana ice cream. I think it was even 640-ish. Jeez, it was earlier. And a black coffee.

Come on. Silly. Silly boy. Unbelievable. Yeah, anyway. It was great times. Yes. Someone came up to me yesterday and said,

Hey, you guys playing some of Licks on the radio today? I said, yeah, mate. Yeah, that's what we do. Shy Guy Licks. It's what he does. The best thing we play. He's a big liquor. It's one thing to play year of the song.

It's another to get shy got to lick stuff. It's the ultimate game. It's amazing. We'll play next Wednesday. Can't wait. Another Dolchy machine coming your way. It does do more than ice cream. Yeah, you can do margaritas.

Yes. Frapeze. And I'll tell you what, it does not. It's obviously big, but it's not as big as some of the other ones, you know. It's actually quite, you know. As far as appliances go, absolutely. And can your other bulky appliances do as much as the T-Felt-Dolchy ice cream maker? I don't think so.

Look at you. Teafel Dolchy ice cream maker. There you go. Teafel. Yeah, yeah. I just watch you only if you want to. Mommy's got bills to pay. I know you like ice cream. I like the other functions.

It can do a sorbet, can't it, Babs? Yeah, you can do whatever you want. You can freeze it, you can do it. Thank you. I like a sorbet. You can put like mango a bit of coconut yogurt or something like that. Oh, my God. Now you're speaking my language.

Yeah, yeah, that'd be nice. Yeah, I'm not a huge ice cream fan, I'll be honest, but sorbet, fruity. I thought you frequented that a little ice cream shop near you. That's a good one. No, that's only when the kid of having up to hear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the only reason I then eat it is because they're so generous with their scoops.

I cannot in good conscience let her eat that much. So I end up taking huge mouths. Yeah, things out of it, yeah. Of it, exactly. Most underrated ice cream flavour. Mint chock chip. See, I am a mint fan. I don't think people like mint.

Mint chip is a good ice cream. I'll never go to it straight away. But when I have it, I'm always happy. See, I will always go to the sorbet. Passion fruit sorbet, sorbet. It's always good. I got lemon and mango. Ooh, lovely.

You know what I like? A little sweet and sour action. Doleap a chalk, dollop of lemon. Yeah, that's good. I do like a bit of that too. Like sweet and sour sauce and I like that in my ice cream. My mouth is confused but also excited. Absolutely, because then you lick the length of it and you get the sweet and sour in one.

It's not my first rodeo, baby. No, it is not. No, it is not. Well said. That should be a lesson for life. Hey, I'm 34. I wasn't born yesterday, man. Hell no.

Shil. It should be a life coach. Shilard, what's your favorite asking a player? Yeah, you do like that O-G? But do you scoop of chock in the mouth swallow or will you go across all three to get all three in one? I'll do a scoop of each. So, row, scoop, ro-scoop.

Yeah, but when you're consuming it... I don't care. I don't muck with chocky. I'm just a straight-up strawberry and vanilla go. It does really irritate me when it bleeds through to the other colours. It's not always inevitable in the box. Absolutely. How did your guts go yesterday, Babs, with the ice cream?

Yeah, I was okay. That's a lie. He was with her, she was right He was keeping track of her movements No, she tells me You feel like your movements have been better lately Yeah, but having chea pudding for breakfast It's been nothing to do with it

Well, it does, because it's full of fibre Hey, hey, hey, don't yell at me I thought you had toast with Shylord No, I need to stop doing it Yeah, is chea good for fibre I don't know that I thought chea was good for Omega 3 One of the great grabs lines

I'm having chea pudding for breakfast The consistency of chia pudding is absolutely disgusting. Oh my God, it's foul. Yeah, I don't often cheer pudding. That's how you start your day. No wonder you're depressed. Oh, I'm happy as. No, you're not.

Tell your face. That with a bit of Cillium husk. That's how I start my day. That's just as bad. It's metamusing. I'm not, Cilium husks sucks. There's nothing good about Cillium husk. What is it?

They'll just mix it in. I'm like, everything you mix it in with, it tastes like I'm just like I'm drinking hay. He's genuinely salt dust. It's got the consistency. It's horrible. It's gross. But I was going to say,

you couldn't handle your banana Netsquick, so up your Sillium Huss. Maybe you'll be a hand of banana. A bit of cheer pudding on the ice cream. We're all right. Anyway, if you miss any show, grab a the podcast, we're back tomorrow.

It's Friday. We've got a Friday banger. We've got the producer's diary. We've got Alfa Bucks. We'll play what's the threes. Don't you worry. I've missed that game. Back by popular demand.

I've taken the last four Fridays off. Can you play? Can you come and play once the threesome, please? Oh yeah, it's my first Friday to walk. Gotta be good to work again. I've missed a five-day week. Shy guy, ten bucks.

He doesn't come tomorrow. I'll take that, man. You pay me or I pay you, because I don't know what side I'll want to sit on. I'll be at the Christmas party, though. You're not silly. Free feedback. No, no, yeah.

We're out of here. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye-bye. Bye. Hayden, you are absolutely killing me today. Jess and Ducco. That was the Jess and Ducco podcast. The new macho range is here at McCaffee.

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