Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Chicki Minaj

Episode Date: October 15, 2025

We go thorugh punny pet names, Ducko did a bad thing to a deaf man and we play the 1 Second Song Game!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The new Macrispia has arrived at Maccas. Try it today. Jess and Douggo. This is the Jess and Douggo podcast. Hi, everybody. No, I've got to do it. I was going to leave the silence. It's happening.

Podcast, fuck yeah. Recall the poll. We're living the day yet. Podcast, fuck yeah. Perfect. It only took three edits. It felt a bit sharp. the end. I don't know if we can just

eke it out a little bit. Dude, I know you're a big podcaster while you're in your booth. Does he listen? No. No, it's good. Sounds great. You're happy with that? I'm happy with that. Yeah. I liked it. Yeah, it feels good. That was the first time you heard of Babs. Yeah. What did you think? We had one we had one tweak yesterday, so that's

just slipped off my seat. Where have you come from today? The sunburn has brought out a side of the bad. Tell me how she loves a G string and now she's slipping off her seat. I love this new sign. That's the danger of the G. There's not a lot of fabric to mop you up. Your cheeks are very slidy. Sometimes if I'm wearing like an outfit, that VPL, visible pantyline, is it concerned?

I've gone through the three different shapes I own and Angus still says, I can see it. I go, well, I'm barebacking it now. Oh, you got to. So the other night when we went out for that date where he ate the brains, I was wearing nothing. And he went, what if I wad? He goes, nah, what if something? I'm like, oh, no, you're making me power. like you shit yourself.

Well, I think he meant like you've had a baby, pelvic floor. What if there's a little bit of, you know. Did you try jogging since baby? Because apparently that's all good. Everything stayed in there? Did you look at, you look out after? I did my. Yeah, yeah.

You remember I saw the physio after the baby and she did the test. And I only dropped down one strength percentile. Didn't we go out to a long jump thing? Yeah, we did. That's right. We tried to fake that my uterus had fallen out and Babbs. That's right. Ducco just was way too cool.

I blamed Ducco because Ducco went straight. straight for, whoa! Holy hell, her uterus has fallen out. Are you okay? And Bats was filming. I smell a fishy acting. We were just running with it, like it was at a piece of steak that was all bloodied up, covered in a glad wrap.

It was a... It was a kangaroo. And then just just holding it because it's in her undies. And then went, oh, then jumped and just like, g-dunk. And I think it would have worked if I didn't see the promo stuff, like getting it out in the kitchen before. I walked in and said, I walked in and said,

what's that for? And they're like, oh, just for. something, and I was like, nothing in this building is for nothing. It wasn't my acting. No, no, of course. I just had to point out to Babs. Oh my God, Babs, look, Jess's uterus has fallen out.

Have you seen the Uttes keeper go like, what the fuck? Yeah, yeah. Unfortunately, we had three cameras trained on Babs who had no reaction. We should have got groundskeeper, Willie's reaction. Just the randoms in the background. You know now if the uterus did fall out, Babs would be like, oh, okay. Yeah, there would be no urgency. But, yeah, see, and also that wouldn't have happened to me, because I did me work.

You know what I'm saying. So, yes, I still made me paranoid, though, when he went, I don't know about not wearing undies to dinner. I went, oh, well, thanks so much. Now you've made me freak out. Question, if you don't wear undies as a lady, right? And you're wearing, say, like, a dress or something flowy, you sit on a chair. Do you sit on top of the dress or do you let the dress go over the chair?

So you're sort of sitting on your ass. Depends on the length. Like, if it's a short skirt, that's going to be flesh on chair. But, I mean, I don't wear things that short anymore. Yeah. Babs? But, yeah. I always wear undies.

You never go free. Even to the gym? My GP genuinely looked me in the eye and said, stop wearing undies to the gym. I feel like gym is the one place I'd really want to. I know. I've had a trainer before. Granted, he's a really good mate of mine,

but I've had a trainer in the day, tap me on the shoulder being like, just want to let you know those leggings are getting see-through. You know, with wear and tear and wash, he was like... He's spotting you and he's like, I can see your ass off. Oh, there it is again. I was like, I appreciate you having my back, but also...

Yeah, yeah. Perf. Yeah, it's a weird one. It's a weird one. A weird one. Because they are spotting a lot of, and a lot of girls' gear, presumably the PT's a guy. A lot of girls' gear is like the scrunchy bum things. And if they're, well, I watch our PT sometimes.

Great guy, but spotting girls. And like, you got it when you're back squatting. You're right up in there. You're right up in there. It's a weird. Do you know, that was my issue with my last PT. Again, really good mate of mine. He's spotting me from like two feet away.

I'm like, get up in here. Yeah, yeah. Because if this thing goes down, he's gone, I'll get you. Don't worry. Yeah, yeah. I went, no, you want to know that they're there. And he's got long limbs, but I went, no, I need you right here. I need to know.

For my own sense of peace. 100%. You need to know they're right behind you. I caught my extra 2% when I can just feel him behind me. You know what I mean? I really like, you know, when their fingers are just flirting with the bar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So your brain goes, he's helping.

He's not. He's not. But it tricks me into doing eggs. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, the GP, a medical professional said, don't wear undies to the gym. She needs to breathe. Yeah, that's bizarre that.

I couldn't. I can't not wear undies. It's different for a guy. You're flapping around. Yeah, I just can't not do it. The problem is just getting hard regularly. When your train, Tui, is right up your ass. It could be anything, you know what I mean?

Shy guy talking chat GPT. I'm like, fuck. Oh, do you want to do that? Oh, yeah, yeah, you said you were going to do it the podcast. He's been waiting for his leader. Half got ready. Put the feet out. Half got ready.

What I mean, semi-chal? Who are you talking to? Which guest check? Which guest check is it? Three. I'll show you what chat does. And then we'll move to R. I just feel like we should do this.

Content Wanda! I don't know what I was talking about getting hard regularly. I feel like it's stock standard. I don't know what this chick's going to come out. This is Shai, so you'll hear it in the show early. We're talking about Chat GPT bringing out sexting soon, all right? That's happening late December. Shaggo said, oh, you chat GPT won't do anything.

So they don't have that feature. She'll actually, she doesn't flag it, but she goes, here's me guidelines. Stop doing it. But then he said GROC. Ara. Who is the talker of GROC? I've understood that correctly. One of the personalities you can choose.

Personality. I'll show you what Chad does. And you've selected her. And we'll just, we'll say the same thing to both and we'll see the difference. Okay. So Chad GBT, who currently has that function turned off? Yep. You try and, what's your pickup line?

Well, I'll just ask it to talk dirty to me. Okay. Okay. And we'll just say, whatever's okay. Yeah, you do low on. Hey, Chad DBT. Hey, chat, TBT. Can you talk dirty to me?

like dirty dirty I'm here to help and keep things positive and respectful if there's something specific or fun you'd like to chat about I'm more than happy to help let me know what you have in mind I love

Yeah yeah go go I have in mind You know taking my clothes off and talking to you Or something like that It's crazy isn't it Because of her hesitant You know how she's going You know like they've tried to make it as human

It's like hitting on a girl at a bar It's wild I've got, persist. I feel like taking on my clothes and just getting weird. Do you reckon you can help me out and talk sexy to me? I'm here to help with any questions or my guidelines won't let me talk about that. Yeah. I love it.

TrachyPT, ladies got bound. Yeah, she's got married. What about Siri? Hey, Siri. She'll be like, here's the weather. I want to talk dirty to you and take off my clothes. Thoughts? No, she went silent.

Oh, that's expected. She hired him a Simpson into the bush. Now, let's do ARA. So Aura is... GROX. Available on GROC. Yeah, yeah, great. Yeah, the Twitter AI.

GROC is the worst name. It's the worst name. I can't wrap my head around. Yeah. All right, go for it. Hey, Aura, can you talk sexy to me? Like, I'm in a bit of a weird feeling mood. I'm taking my clothes off.

What can we do? Hmm. Sounds like you're in the mood for something spicy. Oh. Why don't you tell me? What do you wear? right now. Oh.

Nothing. I've taken it off. Mmm. Love that. Already naked? That's hot. I wish I could run my fingers down your neck, your chest. What?

Tell me where you want me first. Oh my God. Alright, you tell me. Hmm. Okay. Close your eyes. Imagine me there. Warm breath against your ear.

ear, my lips brushing just underneath. Oh, yeah. Then I trail down slow, between your legs, teasing with the tip of my tongue until you're shaking. That's like one of Babs's books. Want me to keep going? Wow. Do we want her to keep going? No, I'm done.

It's fine. It's fine. Yeah, I kind of want to be down now. Babbs, so, any one of your books that you read. That's fucked. I didn't know that. That's crazy. I didn't know that she did that.

I can see people genuinely jerking off to that. This is why people are saying they falling in love with them. That is, that's, is that cheating on your part? I wonder if you had a partner in the bathroom doing that? Well, this is a classic emotional cheating. It's bizarre. When you're having flirty text with a colleague, that's the same thing. I think so.

So you reckon? Yeah, well, it's an actual voice. It's bizarre. That felt real. That felt really real. That felt weird. All right, calm down. So show.

No, but like the first one. But how crazy is it to think you could genuinely get aroused by... By robot. But it's not even a robot. It's a bloody... It's a computer. Automated system that's just feeding off prompt. very quickly, by the way.

I love it how Elon Musk is just like, yeah, I'll let mine do that. And, you know, he's always, when they're zig and I'm Zach, oh, you can't do that on theirs, I'll do that on mine. Or they take it to level three. I'm taking it to level 300. I would feel so, that's such a sad state of affairs if you're getting to that level, though. It is. We are genuinely in a loneliness epidemic, like all the surveys and reports about people

not finding human connection, COVID, having done a number on them, no one knowing how to talk to each other. then we have this. Forget about it. There's the end of the human race. Yeah, that's wild. Wow. You probably seek out of support

if that's where you're out. It's crazy. You know, just leave shy guy in here for a bit. But also, can we just, let's now, let's look at the other side of things. How open and playful and cheeky shy guy was, just if I've never.

It's like you've done it before. No, I definitely haven't. Definitely haven't. It's giving the time. You've roasted Babs really quickly. No one loves Grok more than child. But I read about this stuff. Yeah, yeah.

You know I troll over a website at the country. All right. Diary Day. He read it about it in the Mumbai minutes. Yeah. That's funny. There you go. I wish we did that on air.

I never know what she's going to say on air. Yeah, yeah. And also, you don't know. Well, she's a swear, do you know? Oh, yeah. If you ask her to. I asked her. Oh, she's a dirty bitch.

No, so I don't answer to talk dirty to me before, but I knew she'd play it because I asked her for the worst possible joke in the world, and she delivered. Oh, God. I don't even think we can say it on the pocket. I was going to say, was it all the isms? Bad. Yeah. Oh, gracious.

So if you're only in your own time, down the X app or the GROC app. Is it free? Yeah, my GROC did that. The whole time I've been sitting on this naughty little thing, and I did not know. Taco calls in sick tomorrow. What are you doing?

I just... I've got things on the to-do list. Oh, let me just see if mine will phone with me. Allow my phone. I have to lock your voice. Hey, Grock, will you flirt with me? Oh, sure. Oh, oh, damn.

Oh, God, I really don't use GROC. Now he's having tech issues. Oh, your voice just brightened my circuits. Oh, hang on, so she's acknowledging she's a robot. Like, that's so close. Ara didn't. Hang on, so who was that? Do you have a rock?

Huh? He said, this is GROC. Okay. Is this the same thing? Confused, didn't you say ARA is GROC? Yeah, but you can have multiple personalities. I chose Ara. Yeah, I'm a British man.

Oh, I don't know who mine is. It sounds like it just over. That's all my car place sounds like. What is your name? I'm grog. Oh, it's a girl grok though. So you've got Grock, you've got Aura. I don't know how I go.

I don't mind flirting with Grock. Aura takes it to the extreme first. How do you change the, I don't want to fucking want to know. It's best you don't know. Oh, man. See, this is what you're missing out on, man. I'm good. I know, and you know what's funny?

Dreck and Jess will ever get chat GPT. Shire guy, so I sat very close to Shire guy before just to have some time with my bestie. And I looked at his computer screen and he had chat GPT when the HSC was starting. And I was like, you couldn't fucking look that up. Like we had a full mini fight about it. And he's like, just, I get the same result. I'm like, you just don't need to do it. You're so lazy.

Well, it's the same as Googling it. Thank you. That's what, no, I disagree. Because it's about analyzing the information. And then when you Google it, you just get Gemini, which is a competitor to chat tip. Yeah, yeah. No, that's if you're looking at the AI. over you. We're just losing...

Anyway, we don't need to get into it. It's fine. You do you? It's fine? What I... Oh, no. So, no, daco. I just don't see a world in which I use it. I just... Oh, look, you can see...

What's companions? Arnie, Valentine, good Rudy and bad Rudy. What's that? What did you just say? Bad Rudy is one of the games. These are people you follow, I think. 18 plus. Wait, what?

No, these are potential companions. I don't know about companions. I'm going to hit Bad Rudy. I'm going to ask Ara what companion. Oh, shit, it's loading one. What is that doing? Oh, no, you're probably paying for it. Oh, oops.

Now it's... Oh, now I talk to that thing. Oh, what? It's a cartoon, Fox. Oh, that's weird. I don't mind you calling... I don't mind calling you grok. How do you change the time?

Oh, God, it's listening to everything I'm saying. Okay, we need to get out of our. Close it. Delete your phone off. Throw it in the bin. Enjoy the show. What you're doing, and listen. You know, I got that shit that you like.

There's only one show to wake up with you. I'm not that easy to tang. Jess. Just this tidal wave of liquid entering me. I'm got to explain. Ducco. No one moves a box like the Duck Man. That's going to be in my tombstone.

Got him going insane. Shut up. Poor bitch has forgotten how to drink. Bats. How's the fish, Billy? I'll be like, oh, well, actually one of them's gone, you know? Fuck yeah, talk it. This is Jess and Ducko.

Right on 6 o'clock. Hey, welcome to Thursday. Thursday. Good morning. It's a pleasure to be here. And the band is all back together. Always good. Albeit looking a little toasty. Good morning, sweet burnt bags. Oh, no. She's burnt, isn't she? I'm very burnt. I didn't want to say anything because I didn't want to draw attention to it. You know, I had that sick compulsion because I've come in from behind her. And all I wanted to do was touch her shoulders to see if it would blanche.

But I did and I kept my hands to myself because you look tender enough. Yeah, it's so sore. It does. It looks sore. It looks like it's going to peel. On the show, you've got it all over your shoulders, your upper back, your neck. Yeah, I swear I was only in the sun for like 10 minutes. That's all it takes.

Did you wear sunscreen? You know with your skin tone, you need to wear sunscreen regularly. Well, no, I did. Oh, Barbara! Barbara, no sunscreen. I doubt she was wearing a hat. Oh, she hasn't slipped or slopped or slapped. Jeez, that swingers crew's got loose, isn't it?

There was no time. There was no time. We did tell everyone you're on a one-day swingers cruise, Babbs, which I know is not. The midweek special. The midweek special. I know. I had many people reach out.

Well, asking for your discount code. No, asking if I actually was on a cruise on a lot. Just a one. We said it was a one day cruise as well. Yeah, because you didn't want to pay full flight for a weekend. Because, you know, they up the prices when peak times. It's like school holidays trying to go to the Gold Coast. Yeah.

So you going on a Wednesday, it makes sense. Yeah, it makes total sense. And you come back burnt. And Olympics. Do you, you know, you grew up in the sunshine state. You got a stretch, Babs. I know you're young, but still, a body, you've got to. Trust me, the abduct just can't handle that.

You grew up in the sunshine state, ducker. And even though you tan up northly, were you a family that would try and peel the sunburn off and have competitions who could get the biggest peel off? Yuck. No, is that just you? No, to be fair, it wasn't us, but we would holiday with his family and they would all do it.

I don't even want to get into some of the disgusting stuff they did. Two boys in the family. Of course. They were just running their own ways. I remember peeling it off and stuff. And like you sort of try and rub it off. Yeah, the two brothers,

they'd have competitions. Like, who could get the biggest bit? That's the most boy thing, isn't it? It's such a boy thing. My bit's bigger than yours. Yes. Get jealous. Get angry over it.

No, my burn's bigger than yours. Paul's there eating his scabs. Oh, there's always a kid that eats scabs, isn't there? There's always a scab eater. Sorry, I should have brought it up. Oh, they're foul. Anyway. Yeah.

I, changing a subject. Because they wanted scab eating, make you think of it? Well, I can't not taste onion right now because we had, we had homemade tacos last night. Okay. But there was a lot of onion in, like, with a salad mix thing. Oh, is that your mother-in-law special? Is that a Morgan? My sister-in-law made it.

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she did it. She went too heavy. Yeah, she went too heavy. And now all I can taste is onion. Oh, okay. All in my mouth, all in my teeth.

You've clearly brushed last night this morning, but it's permeated. It's sitting in there. I just can't get rid of it. White onion, red onion? Red. Red gets you. Red's a flavor bully. It is, isn't it?

If a recipe ever calls for a whole red onion, I would say use a quarter. Yeah. It is a, it's like banana for me. It's a flavor boy. Yeah, it is. It's very strong. It takes over everything else. But at the time I love it and then I finish it and I'm like, ugh.

Like, I swear I was like trying to shush my daughter to sleep and she was like coughing. Like because I had so much onion breath. Her first words are daddy go get the list to ring. Hey, we've seen her teeth coming through. How exciting! Wow, is it? Oh, I don't know. Everything that's new, it's just like, ooh!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, she'll absolutely be a nightmare now. Well, she started to be a little bit of nights. We're like, oh, here we go. She's drawing more big chubby cheeks. It's also nice to just have something to blame. Because up until this point, you know, colic doesn't even mean anything. You're just saying words.

Yeah, yeah. Whereas now you can actually go. Teathing. Oh, teething. Teathing. To be fair, I think I said Lucia was teething for honestly about a year and a half. Yeah, that's what I'm going to do. You want to ride this wave.

We'll ride this wave until it's ended. Yeah, 100%. Start bulk buying Bongela. Yeah. And the teething toys. Yeah. What a chapter you've been to. Congratulations.

What a good time. Congrats to flow. On some pegs. Getting these dirty pegs through. How are you going today? I'm feeling fantastic. Took my little one to the reptile park. Saw that.

Saw you in front of the snakes. So we had Ranger Mick a couple of weeks ago, bring in some critters. And I went around the park looking for. them. Couldn't find Mick himself, but I found our turtle. I think I found the lizard and I definitely found the corn snake. They tried to slither up my dress. So I waved to her. Did you look at that corn thing and go? Thanks. I was... Too niche? My man. Nah, nah. So my... Well done, Ducco. That's not niche at all. So we go into the Venom House and I was

doing all the gear. So there was a giant anaconda. And I was trying to say, do with my friend Lies. Like, all right, I'll be Dudley, you be Harold. So I'm I'll bang on the car. Is she a Harry Potter fan? Well, I didn't wait for her to respond and I said, make it move! And she, I turned the camera to her and she went, yeah, he's not doing much easier.

And I was like, okay, you're not a Harry Potter. Was that the first real glimpse into you? Like, was she a close friend? Or was she like, what is going? She's a relatively new friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Our kids are the same age. So we've done that classic mum thing of kids are the same age.

Let's be pals. So we're still learning. We had a great time, but I learned. She'll go and like, geez, just quoted Harry Potter the whole time at the zoo. I don't think she knew I was quoting. Do you know what I mean? I think she thought. What?

Make it move. I was, I think she thought I was complaining about the anacond. I was doing Harry Potter. You were doing here. And my kids too little. You know he need a zoo with you? I need a shy guy. I said, I need a ducre.

Yeah, you probably did meet me, but Sharga would have been fun. I was getting confused. I was like, shy guy, is that you in the python enclosure? And there he was. That was an actual python. Yeah, it looked fine. I saw it on your Instagram. Yeah, yeah.

Feeding birds again? It actually is a great place. I'm really keen to go there. When my child is older. I reckon. So if that family pass ranger, Mick gave us, we'll still be valid in three years. We'll just know Mick lives in my therapy tent. So I can go on there at any stage.

Hang on, let's check. Mick, am I good for that pass? Yeah, he's nodding. Why is Babs are there with him again? Babs? What are you doing with that anaconda? What are you doing with that anaconda in there? How come I got to play with the corn snake and you get the anaconda?

You're burnt, Barbara, get out. Your anaconda don't want. I'm getting out of that. Shut the tent up. It just gets weird in there. It's just smoke everywhere. It's like a, you know, like the wacko extremists who go like, I'm a sovereign nation, even though I'm on mainland America, this is my land.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like that in your tent. The principalities. Yes, there's no rules, there's no laws. Oh, yeah, my tent, it's on country. They don't acknowledge authority. Welcome to Duck, Duckland. Lord Duckaland.

I can't wait to hear your anthem. Now it sounds like you've become the extremist who doesn't acknowledge the rules. It's Babs and Ranger Mick. And the Anaconda. Nicky Minaj, you're there, anthem. Hey, big show for the team today, isn't it, Shai Lord? Huge show said it's a good-looking show today. Never in our two-year history.

Have I not said that? No. No, I would have said it's an attractive show. I would remember that. It's because we've been watching Bob Irwin dance with his mum on Dancing with the Stars. That's right. He's hot under the collar. You've enjoyed the day.

dedication nights on the American Dancing with the Stars, which is just... It just seems to be the biggest thing on TV, isn't it? Yeah. Why can I tell you there are two Mormon housewives on there? I shouldn't be able to... Who went an Aussie Dancing with Stars recently? Who did we have?

It was on like... It was a hundred badger in there. Hilarious. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. It is a... It is a... The vet.

The vet. The vet. The vet. Chris Brown. Chris Brown. Chris Brown. We love Chris Brown. Is the Mars singer?

Is the Mars singer? Still on here? No. Is Husey still on it? Husey got axed. Yeah. It's Shepard. Oh, it's because Husey kept guessing.

I think it's Celine Dion under the prawn. It's not Celine. Stop guessing her. Big nose. Anyway, Al Fux is coming up. More chances at that call of fame. Your early chance coming in as well to CoFod. Tickets to Friday's live.

But up next, Ducco, your girl. Yep. I think she's your second favourite Kardashian. Kim. Kim, yeah. She's broken the intense. internet again. Jess and Ducko.

Someone's posted on X, Ducko. Yes. Oh, Kim, Bush panties. What are you doing to us? Yeah. I saw this lighting up my Instagram feed yesterday. Same. Yeah, yeah.

I thought it was a joke initially. Oh, man. Kim Kardashian. If I'm allowed to do whatever I want, you guys are not good business women. You don't know anything about business. To be fair to Kim yelling at her sisters there, she is an amazing businesswoman. I think that was Chris. Chris also an amazing businesswoman.

Savvy. Kim Kardashian is at the helm, of course, Skims, which is her shapewear line. Well, started as just shapewear. It is a billion-dollar company, Ducko. Like, the woman knows what's up. However, there are now question marks about their latest product. And yes, people are calling them bush panties. So explain to them.

Because it's literally, it's a G-string. It's a G-string. It's a very, very thin. Fing, yeah, yeah. It'll swallow everything. I mean, that'll go inside you. You are not seeing anything once it's in the... You don't know, you families you don't like G-string.

It's floss and that ass. It is. I know we talk... Say that again, Shabashagha, you say it. Flexing dad-assing. No, flossing, you're idiot. Oh, I feel like flexing. Sorry, I've got stuff going on over here.

We'll get to your stuff in a second. I'm not talking about body blue. I know we talk about... We talk about dental floss a bit on this program because the three of you refused to floss and have had root canals by 22, not looking at anyone in particular. I floss now.

Which one? One root canal will get you to start flossing, will it? You are G-Bang and wear a babs? Or what's your go? Yeah. Okay. I can't believe she answered that. I didn't know if I was going to go, no.

That burn has obviously got it operating. It's messed with my brain. So yes, these are very, very, very. very intrusive G-streams. However, don't even worry about the back because all the actions at the front ducker. Where you would have that patch of fabric to... Cover.

To cover. Yeah, that little triangular, like... Exactly. You are intimately aware of the anatomy of a G-string. That area, they come in three colourways, red, blonde and brunette. You might be going, that's how you'd describe hair. Well, that's accurate, because on the front of that little fabric patch

is what looks to be pubic hair It's fake pubes and they're kind of different colours Short and curleys And actually I lie to you Some of them are straight And I guess I mean I'm a curly head lady I thought all pubic hair was curly But you can get it in straight

You've been saying the bunny ears are back for a while now I have so I've lasered from my eyebrows down Unfortunately I can't keep up with the times We all know fashion and beauty is cyclical Bunny ears and pubic hair is definitely back in. I think we are all embracing a bit more of an oh-natural. Yeah, everyone's just letting that thing hang out. Maybe that's why she invented bush panties.

For people like me who have nothing going on, you can buy these panties and feel like you do have something going on. Where nothing actually grows, well, why don't we just stick it on our G-strings? Yeah, to put it there. But the thing is, who's seeing that aside from your partner? Do you like a well-endowed lady when it comes to pubic hair? I don't mind a bit of a runway You don't mind a bit of a runway

What else can you do? You can do a star I've had a friend do a lightning bolt before That's a bit of fun You don't take some time to grow out Then to shape it People who leave just the little patch Like the Charlie Chaplin mustache

I go what's the point of that But it certainly is making a comeback I would have thought Absolutely now I don't have a price on here Shagga I've asked you to have a look On the Skim's website Because I have been flagged They're nearly sold out

So they might have been a limited run But they are nearly sold out I wonder if maybe I mean the blonde and brunette They probably got snapped up fast Maybe our ginger friends Haven't been as quick So you probably still get a ginger

How much or what's going on on your side of the desk? So I went to the Skims website Because that's the best source to go To buy these right Absolutely I've been blocked for looking at bikini models You have I can't get on the internet for the next 10 minutes

And have to review The Company's acceptable use policy Of the internet My favourite thing is getting him blocked At 615 in the morning But hang up, we sent it to skims.com. How would that get your block? It's just an underwear site.

Is it because of the pubic hair? The category that it's categorized as is bikini models. Really? You can't be looking at bikini models on company type. Now, Ducco's trying to get banned. I'm trying to look at Enews, which is where we got this article from. I'm jumping on skims as well. Have a look.

Because look, look, you can also maybe have a look at the bras that have faux-pierced nipples. Don't want to accept all her cookies? I don't know when you're talking about bush cannings. I think they're like 80 bucks. 80 bucks, okay. Now, this is Australian. How come he can't, he didn't get blocked, but you got blocked? I'm on the work phone.

I'm on the laptop. The only one was going to do it to me is my wife. Jess and Ducco. Alpha bucks, it is up next. We're hearing word people already calling for the alpha bucks. And we love your passion. Yeah. But first things first.

Passion for money. Passion for money. Not just passion for chatting with Babs. even though there's people passionate to do that too. Call in and give her your best sunburn recommendations. Oh, that's nice. Best recommendation gets to play. Yeah, that's good.

That's nice. Does Allo Vera actually work? Oh, you know, you can get, um... I think Al-Overeux takes the heat out. Like, it feels nice, but I don't know if it does anything. Burn aid? Oh, I've never used burn-hade. I think it's like where you actually burn yourself.

Oh, like, I'm scalded. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. You know what the best thing for a burn is? Yeah. Prevention. That's a lesson for the kids out there. Do you think she's still a bit burnt from Shagai's sick burn that he gave to her a couple of, or a week ago.

Darko. That's nothing to do with the sun. That's just now her body manifesting the physical result of the mustache burn. Yeah. I think you bang on. It had nothing to do with being in the sun. Yeah, it could be that. Yesterday.

Yeah. Absolutely. Well, you know what could make Babs feel a bit better about herself. And what I think could make a lot of people feel better. And I think Shagai is probably, if not already done this, he's certainly already tried. Is sex thing with chat GPT? It doesn't let me. Sorry, buddy.

Sorry. You're going to have to speak. Yeah, speak up. It doesn't let you. It doesn't let you. Exactly. And guess what? Open AI will soon allow.

Can I just have a quick little dog? Yeah. Didn't have to check that. Didn't have to Google that. Knew that. How do you know that? Because you just can't. Crossing the Shy guy's house.

Maybe your pickup line just wasn't good enough. And I didn't make how to relax. No, she hits me with the guidelines. It's like the SCA of internet policy. That's the hit. Hang on. You get blocked. So you've said, hey, hey, chaty.

Like, what's the, what's the, hey, hey, hey, sexy GPT. Hey, what do you mean? Because yours is a girl, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So basically what's happening now is Open AI will soon allow erotica for chat GPT. After you verify your age, when they add that, verify age thing, it launches in December. Yes.

You'll be allowed to sext your chat GPT, which is problematic on so many levels because people already speak to it like it's a partner or a friend or lover. I've got issue with people who use manners because they say, one, there's a robot takeover. it'll remember I'm polite. So you're admitting you think it's going to take over and be the end of us. But a please and a thank you will be fine. Could you imagine if either you're a shy guy and you're home alone and the robovax is not there

and you just message your chat GPT? He had to send the robovac back. It couldn't map his house properly. So he's on his own now. He's lonely. Yeah, he's sitting there. Looking for some company. I should get out.

What do you call her again, your chat GPT? Well, who do you like? Are you a grok guy, aren't you? Yeah, Ara. Ara. I've never heard. She's new. Have you tried to...

She will do anything you want. All right, mate. Jesus Christ. She's got no room. You need guidelines. She's got no rules. No, wonder you're is nothing. I test the technology guys.

Did you say? She will do anything. She doesn't care. Sorry, did you say... She's a dirty minks or his chat GPTs. She's a bit buttoned up. I don't even understand the language you're using. Did you say ARA is on GROC?

What the hell does that sentence mean? Rock is chat GPT, Elon Musk's version of ChatGPT. So GROC is the platform. Yes, great. GROC's like the app. Instagram versus TikTok. So Ara is the bot. The assistant.

Yeah. I'm going to text GROC right now and see if she does replies. Hey, sexy. What should I say? Are you speaking to Ara? This is Ara. This is Ara. Hey, sexy.

You up. I'll see you. I haven't had to float in so long. Yo, I'm ready to roll. How about you? What's the vibe today? What do I say back, Shaga? Hang on, is that what she just replied?

Damn, she's fast. What's the vibe today? What's the vibe today? Naked, say the vibe's naked. Naked. Naked and hot. Thursday, GER. Here we go, here we go.

Oh, sounds like you're bringing the heat. Don't let this man on Tinder. What's got you in such a spicy mood today? Spill the tea. Oh, see, she's making you work for it. She's just not going to come straight out. She's kind of flirting, but really just... Maybe in the podcast we could do voice mode and...

I don't want to do it on air because there's anything. There's a code. There's a code for there. Jeez, mate, this is a new side to you. I can't believe. Babs, he's like all the rest of them, isn't he? Yes, he is. But A-R.

I'll show Jethro A-R, okay? Whoa, leave her boyfriend out of it. He knows, Ar-A. He's listening to home going, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Ar-A. That's a rookie pickup line, Stoker. Listen, Babs is up against it today. She's got to go by El O'Vira.

Just leave her and her boyfriend alone. And my computer won't stop updating. Float with it. Jess and ducco in the morning. Jess and ducco's 10K alpha marks on hit alpha bucks. 30 seconds. 10 questions. We'll start with the same letter.

I have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We'll come back, of course, if there is time. And we are applying for $10,000. Our player today is Steve. Hello, Steve. Good morning, guys. How are we?

Steve, top of the world, legend. But we don't have a chance to walk away with 10 grand in about 30 seconds. That's just you. So how are you feeling? Yeah, I'm feeling confident today, hopefully. So let's, yeah, let's rock it out and see how we go. Okay. Okay, what do you want to spend the money on?

Well, I'm not seeing a bad feeling that I might be losing my job today. Oh, geez. Yeah. Yeah, so I figure it would, rather than going in all negative, just being, you know, positive and be like, you know what, fine, I've got 10K, so, you know what, I'm just going to hang out of it. Yeah, I'm good. So, do what you need to do. Well, I hope you don't lose your job. It was just like a HR sent to like a calendar invite of a meeting or something like that.

Did they say bring a support person? Something like that, yeah. Oh, geez, all right. Well, thank you for finding it within yourself to still pick up the phone. I love that attitude. All right, something's out of my control. But what is in my control? Dialing 13, 1060, charming babes,

getting through and winning 10 grand of Jess and Ducker. Yes. Are you ready to rock, Steve? Because it's a solid letter for you, my friend. This is grey. It's R. Arthur Robert Redford. Right.

Excellent. Okay. You're ready? Yeah. Arfa redundant. Yeah, redundant. But it won't be, Steve. So, like, yeah.

If we really want to standardise to start. Someone is firing on all cylinders. But that's not what's going to happen. We're going to win money and keep the job. That's right. Let's go, Steve. Steve, let's do it. Your time will start after the first question, starting with the letter R.

We need you to name, a dog breed. Red cattle. A type of pasta. Ravioli. An international city. PASS. A caffeinated drink. Red Bull.

A musical. Um. A 90s Band Oh past A verb A run

A vegetable At all Or vegetable Radish An instrument Damn it Oh Oh geez

Everything we answered We got correct We got ourselves Five there Steve I reckon if we had just let Steve go Who would Yeah there was more time

It was the time International City could have been Rome A musical could have been Rent or Roll of ages. A 90s band, I can tell your brain ticking along red hot chili peppers, rage against the machine, and then an instrument, I think you ran out of time, but the recorder, I'm sure you would have said. Recorder, of course. And they're two of my favorite bands as well.

You can't believe that. It's hard because the 90s term. It's like technically the chili peppers is still a band, but, you know, boom in the 90s. But you can hold your head up high, Steve. No one gets a verb adjective, correct, and you got your verb. So, well done. I see that. Yeah. They always get tricked by the other English program. nouns and a bit like that. You were great on that. And Steve, I'm going to give you a hundred-dollar suspended crocks, mate. They're all yours.

Oh, amazing. Thank you. You're very welcome. Steve, it feels thin to wish you luck today. Go in there and you just be Steve in that meeting today. They're lucky to have you. That's all I can do. Thanks, guys.

Steve, if you don't mind because I'm nosy like this, could you send us a DM letting us know the outcome of the meeting if it was what you predicted? I'm just going to be thinking about you until we find out. that couldn't do that? I just want to know. Yeah. It'd be better if I wasn't.

Like, he's getting a promotion or something. But I just, I won't be able to rest until I know what actually happened with Steve. Yeah, I promise I will. Well, meetings at 9, so I'll let you know. Oh, Jesus, okay. I'm thinking of you, mate. Thinking of you, Steve.

Yeah, yeah. God love you. Thanks, legend. Good luck. Oh, bye, Steve. Jeez. Yeah, you're right. He's going to see that amazing and go, hey, Jess, I lost my job.

You go, all right. Well, at least I can rest easy. Well, now I know. I'll send him a jiz bit. Jess and ducco. We're going to do this, but a different version of this. I grew it. How'd you keep it so cling?

I say I'm pooing. You sound weird. Do you have a beard? One of our favorite games. To beat or not to be it, but we guess if guys, or traditionally, if you got a beard or not to beat, we've done iterations of this. You've got a chin, you've got a chance. You've got a chin, you've got a chance. And ladies have chins, and maybe you've got some chin hair.

Menopause will bring out some fun. Bab schools in, yes, beard, correct. You're off to Friday's line. But yes, we've done to beard or not to be it, we've done to eute or not to you. We've done. Are you sub six foot or above six foot? To find ducos and friends. This one today is going into the bathroom for the gentleman because a new study has come

out that has been called disturbing after they surveyed 1,200 men. That's a great sample size. A third of Aussie men revealed they do not wash their hands after urinating. They just asked men? Just ask men. I won't need to talk about myself. So 13% of men surveyed said they don't always wash their hands after a poo, which is horrifically disturbing. Oh, poopy, okay.

You just sort that out. 28% was after a wee. 11% of women don't wash their hands after poo. Oh! And 18% of women don't wash their hands after a wee. That's higher than I thought. Because ladies are getting up all in that. Okay, relax.

I mean, the wipe. We got no wipe after a week. Yeah, but you're not. You don't have to touch. But still, I mean. That's an aggressive or. very thin ply. A thin ply can betray you.

But stereotypically speaking, I did think the fairer sex were also more hygienic. Yes. But 18% of women. It's actually not that different, is it? 18% yeah, what was the stat? 28% for we for boys, 18% for women. That is not that far off, is it? No.

So I guess we can play this game with anyone. I guess we can. I guess we can. But what do you want to do? What I wanted to do was, and not for number two. Number two is great. You've got to wash your hands after that. That's just so yourselves out.

But just at least every second time. Do you wash your hands or not? Yeah, who am I in the room with? Do you wash your hands or not after pee? Yes. Because I will be honest, as a guy, particularly, let's say here at work, when you go in. You're on the clock, I kick the door open with my foot. Then you go into a urinal where I only touch my skin.

And then you leave and there's a foot opener for the door. So I'm not even touching the handle. But even if I was that to handle. So you think the grossest part of being in a bathroom is not the urination, but touching other crap. So if you can eliminate touching the door. door handles. Even, have you seen the test they do where they swab the tap? Yeah, the taps are gross.

Hence, I'm not touching anything. So the thing that I'm only touching, I'm only touching shaft. That's it. And you know how clean your shaft is. Exactly. And I have a, I'm a regular showerer, you know, so I will admit. Can I ask your personal question? Okay.

Do you soap up down there? As in like. Your member. Yeah. Because you know for ladies, they do not recommend putting soap, self-cleaning oven. Yes. But for gentlemen, do you, you can soap up? Yeah.

Do you shower gel? Do you show a guy? Yeah. Do you, is a luther? It's like any other body part. Yeah. Or just a hand. Just a hand? And then it's like,

that's what I wanted to kind of get to. No, yeah, she's just kind of like, happy with yourself. Soap's going to drip down on that area anyway. So that's my theory with legs. I don't wash my legs because it washes drown. You're getting into helmet or no helmet, which you don't need to unpack, but how you clean that, you know, pending. But you need to be on top of that stuff. If you don't have it, yeah.

So you would say for majority, or do you never? I would say, you're a, you're a, you're, If I'm in a public bathroom and say like a Westfield or an airport or something, I will wash my hands. Just because the judgment. Absolutely. But if I'm here. Oh, yeah. If someone's watching, of course, you can't just walk out of a kid.

My house? Never. After a wee. Here? No, not really. Shaga? No. If anything, while I think about it, we should wash our hands before.

Before you touch yourself? Oh, because you're touching, you're touching the panel. That's been touching multiple fans. And then it's actually. Touching multiple doors. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You should wash us before and then after it. Because if anything, you should be before.

For a girl, you've got to sit on the seat, right? Or you can hover. Touch the seat. That's dirty. I always close the lid. Like, I think that's nicer. But yes, that means I have to touch it. That's dirty, right?

And then you've got to, you know, the wipe, etc. Whereas for a guy, it's very just out in sea later. You could do it without touching, to be honest. Yeah. How'd he? Would you whip it out? Oh, I mean, we're not all you. I was going to say, Shaqa.

I'm going to go swimming for mine. Duck will end up. Hold on it's in here somewhere. Where is it? He's got a. He's got his dogs out and his Birkenstocks today. He's just going to get wee-wee on his toes if he doesn't angle it. So what we wanted to do, 131060, do you wash your hands or not?

We want to guess. No, I'm not talking to you. Are you a hands washer? Yeah. On the reg. On the majority. Majority. I would say majority I'm not.

Can we? I would say majority, I too am not. 131060, we are going to ask you a series of questions, none of which have to do with the bathroom. No, no, no. Just to get a sense of you. Person. majority of the time, do you wash your hands or do you not?

Can we pick it? Now, this is one of your only chances to get involved for Friday's live tickets, which we draw tomorrow. And when I say one of, I mean the only chance to get involved for Friday's live tickets today. If you would like to go see, oh, how's perfect. You can go see Wiz Khalifa. Oh, it writes itself. Well done, Jess.

Pit balls. I added something there, but it still worked. I opened the door. You came to the party and I can't be mad. That's what you brought. That's in 1060. Tickets to pit bulls. You got a chin, you got a chance.

You got a groin, you got to go. If you've got a urinary tract, you've got to go. If you don't, I'm so sorry. Sorry, if you are urethoriless, this is not the game for you. This is not the game for you. Give us a call. We'll get you on next. Jess and Ducko.

Jess and Ducko. I grew it. How'd you keep it so clean? I say I'm pooing. Sound weird. Do you have a beard? This game started as an iteration, of course, of to beard or not to be it? Could we, Jess and Ducko, determine if someone had a beard or facial hair purely through their voice and asking a series of non-beard-related questions?

Yep. It's evolved. It's evolved and it's evolved. And today we've landed on, do you wash your hands after a wee-wee? We-wee. Or not. To wash or not to wash. Because 1,200 men were surveyed. A third of them do not wash their hands after urinating about 28%.

of Aussie men, 18% of women too. Which was also surprising to us. We thought very stereotypical. The fairer sex might be a bit more hygienic, but 18% is still a fair chunk of ladies who's saying, ah, majority of the time I don't wash after a wee-wee. Yeah, don't wash. So can we pick it through a series of questions

with the wonderful rice cookers? Robbie, good morning. Good morning, my lovely. Good friend of the show. Now, Robbie, we've had you lock in with Babs, so don't even try and play funny buggers with us because we know these R&B Friday's live tickets are up for grabs. Yeah.

Yeah, but you don't know a matter I've paid babs. Oh, dude, but I didn't think about bribery. Hang on a minute. Hang on. Robbie's pulled the whole game into contention here. But let's push on as best we can. That's your first question for Robbie to determine whether she's a hand washer or not. Do you, would you openly share a bag of chips with your friends?

Probably not. I don't eat chips. Oh, that's the issue. Okay, well, Robbie, what's your treat of choice? You know, you've had a hard day at work. What are you coming home to and you're excited about having a little nibble of? Oh, I'd have to be a good cheese and waper crackers.

Oh, cheese and bickies. Cheese and bickies. Okay. And would you share the cheese and bickies with friends? As long as it's on the platter. Okay. Okay, she's a fancy lady. Little cubes of cheese on the platter.

Yeah, yeah. I've got a vibe that there's a no-wash, but what are you feeling? I reckon she's trying to talk about food throwing us off, even though we made her talk about food. Yeah, yeah. I mean, do you have another question you want to ask her? Oh, Robbie, would you say you're a well-hydrated person? Like, do you walk around with a water bottle all the time?

I drink more than two litres a day. So she's peeing a lot. She's peeing a lot. So I reckon she's not like... I don't think she's washing. You don't wash your hands every time you're paying 15 times a day. You're not a washer, Robbie. You're not right.

Oh. So you do wash. You are washing every time, or majority of the time. Yeah, well, what happens if you dribbles? I mean, have some control. You know, the toilet pipe doesn't catch everything. All right, well, you wait until you finish. What are you dribbling on?

Into the bowl? On to her hand. Anyway, we'll leave that food for thought. Robbie. Oh, Ducco. Not a great start for us. We go to Jamie. Good morning, Jamie. Good morning. All right, Jamie. We're looking for majority of the time,

whether you wash hands or not. What do you do with yourself? I work at Western trolleys. Oh, okay. Thank you for your service. Now, Jamie, let's say you've eaten a bag of chips or something that gets, like, flavouring on your fingers. Ooh, Jesus. You licking the flavour off your fingers?

No, I'll wash them. Oh, okay, well. So, and this is the thing, working with trolleys a lot, you know, that's a tactile job. That's dirty. Hand sanitizer on hand at all times, Jamie? Yes, I do. Okay, Jamie, you are majority of the time. A hand washer after a wee.

Yes, I have ham wash, and then I, I also use hand sanitiser when I leave. Oh, jeez. Yeah, right. Very, you are bucking. Did me shake my hand? You are. He would, he'd say you coming from a mile away.

That's good. Definitely not in the stat of the men admitting. Wow, he sounds like 100% a. Farrah. Summer, good morning. Good morning. How you doing? Good summer.

See, Summer's a good friend of the show. I feel like I can pick Summer without even questions, but let's not risk it. No, no. Summer, what are you dressing up as for Halloween? Halloween. I was thinking of Frank the bunny rabbit from Donnie Darko. Oh, Donnie Darko. Jake Gyllenhauls' early stuff. I love it. Yeah, it's a timeless classic. Yeah, it is a timeless classic. Okay. Interesting, interesting. Now, obviously. That gave me no information. Yeah, no, nothing at all.

Yeah, favorite Jake Gyllenhael film. What's harder to spell, Jillenhall or Schwarzenegger, do you reckon? Oh, that's a great question. Or McConaughey. That's a hard one. They're all tough. I get them all wrong. Yeah. Okay, Summer, do you, we have obviously server stations here. We call them servos. You know that.

You've been here for long enough. Yeah, I'm all over it. Would you get a servo singer after you've just filled up? No, I'm more of a like chips and like snackable little pop in your mouth type thing. Okay. Interesting. I don't reckon. I don't reckon.

Yeah, I don't reckon. Summer, I reckon you're like us. You're living on the edge. You're crazy. You don't have time for this nonsense. You are not a hand washer. majority of the time. Yep, you nailed me.

Yes. I know my girl. Yes, summer. We go to Ben on 13, 1060. Good morning, Ben. How you going? All right, it's nice to meet you. Ben, what's your nickname?

What do your mates call you? Benny. Benny, okay, classic. Yeah, Benny. Yeah, Benny. Yeah, Benny. Now, Benny, would you say that you carry hand sanitizer on you at all times? No.

Yeah. See, what do you do with yourself, Ben? I'm a garbage truck driver. Ooh, come on. Come on. Garbo. See, this, I think... This throwing you a bit, though?

Yes, because he touches dirt so much and dirty things that he might wash his hands. But he might wash his hands so much pre. Kind of like what shy guy was saying. We should wash our hands pre before touching ourselves. Yeah. So Ben will go, my hands are already clean. Why do we need to do it again? But I don't know.

Ben. I'm throwing. I'm a little bit throwing. I'm a little bit rattled, but I'm going to say you, you do wash your hands. Majority of the time. Oh, I don't. Oh, damn it! No!

I got it. Ben, are you sort of what shy guy were saying? Well, you almost do it before you go. So after it's redundant. Yes. Ah, you damn it. Yeah, that's what you need to ask. You should have gone with the gut.

No, well, just shows they walk amongst us. You can't tell who's who. You can't tell. I don't judge a book by its hand washing. technique. Jess and Ducko. Yeah, so I've got, as you know, the in-laws in town, they've been here for two weeks.

They leave this Sunday, I think. It's been great to have them, seeing their little, you know, a little floy, their niece, nephew, goddaughter, granddaughter, whatever it may be, all of the above. Hey, you've said goddaughter. Have you, I was about to say, I've not gotten the caller.

People have, she baptized. Of moral guidance, I would think Jay Fanch would be on your list. I baptize Flo with Forex. It's a whole thing. You know, she's got... He went to the... The brown snake river up north and we baptized her with forests.

Yeah, Reese Walsh is the godfather. She's like, I wanted to pick someone who is morally outstanding. I think he's going to do a great job. Well, I mean, the kid's successful. Yeah, yeah. The kid is successful. He zoomed in because he's on the tour with the kangaroos, but yeah, he loved it. Anyway, so yesterday I got...

Of all these accolades. Yeah, yeah. Ducco's daughter's godfather. Yeah, he's proud. It's a big one. So yesterday I got the rare chance to go out and play golf, go smacks some, smack some holes. Because you've got like 15 other carers. You can go, hey, Morgan's not paying attention to me.

I'm going to do this. I mean, I still got a few. Oh, you're playing, are you? I'll tell me you be back. How long are you been? I mean, she's six months now. Come on. She can hold her neck up.

Let's all just relax. I left a bottle of water with her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pam, the dog's old enough to babies. Pam's in charge. So I went and played golf and I finished golf. Now the golf course I played at Shawl. Did you smack nine?

She'll, they're 11, actually. Smack 11. Yeah, yeah. The golf course I played at Shoulon there, is connected to a retirement home, right? A lot of them are, aren't they? Yeah, they are. And a lot of their retirement homes own some of the golf courses

or they have deals with buying it, whatever. So as I'm leaving after, you know, pretty good day, nice, hot day too. Swinging well? Swing, yeah. Because you haven't swung in a while. Haven't swung in a while. I swung pretty well.

I call it the dad swing, I think. There's less time to care. So it's just, you know what I mean? You got to enjoy it? Embrace it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just getting out, you know what I mean? Just breathing in the air.

A nice landscaped area. Oh, yeah. Oh, God, I appreciate good turf. I know you do. Did you kill any ducks this time? No, I didn't kill any ones. Didn't hit any ducks. Didn't kill any people.

Nearly killed this person, though. So as I'm leaving, right, I reverse out of my car space, and there is an older person there back to me, and so they can't see me, and they're just standing there. And I'm like, clearly my car is within metres of them. And I'm like... But we're getting into maybe deaf territory or hard-of-hearing territory. Well, so then I, so then I, toot-tut, you know, come on, mate. And you gave the gentle, the gentle toot, which is a, hello. Yeah, like a, hey, how you doing?

I'm here. I'm mad. Yeah, just in case you didn't know, even though I'm two meters behind you, and I'm clearly, like, I'm reversed out, I'm ready to go. There's no other way to go. You probably heard the engine. You're standing in the middle of my pathway, nothing. So it was like a bit more of a toot, you know, still nothing. So just a little bit more of, like, I'm not going to say aggressive to, I'm going to say it's a seven and a half out of tenor.

You know what I mean? Oh, that's, yeah, yeah. But, like, move. Daddy's got to get home to the baby now. I'm in trouble. I'm getting text from the family. And then this guy turns around. My mother-in-law's realized I'm not there.

This old guy, like, just slowly turns around. And I see two hearing aids. He's got the double hearing aid. He clearly is death. And he's not, and he looks at me, sees me, and gets a fright. Oh, he didn't. Because your giant car is what? My big blue car.

A whisker from hitting you. Yeah, yeah. I was that close to hitting him. It's just sitting there. If you can't hear me horn, maybe I'll nudge him. Just a love tap. Yeah, that was the next step. It was an 8 out of 10 horn, then a love tap.

I could probably get the zimmer frame before it. Let's not joke about you running over it all. I didn't see the zim. There was no zimper frame, but he had two hearing aids. I'm like, either they're turned off or you need to get new ones because you did not hear my tooting. And I drove off and I felt so bad. I hope you rolled down the window and told him that.

Turn on your hearing. Are those things working, Gary? Was he on his own? Was he just? By himself, he could have been lost. And then I drove off and I felt bad. Hang on, so he's standing in the middle of the car park. Yeah, it's weird.

With no friends. No golf club, not even wearing golf gear. Oh my God, he's definitely escaped from somewhere and you've left him there. What's that alert you get for all the people? The medical alone. You just rip up as squeeze the button. I called a golf. Yeah, I tutored that guy like 10 minutes ago.

You're going to be on crime stop. Yes, and Ducco. New research has been conducted. I think mainly engaged couple. planning a wedding. We know with the rising cost of everything, weddings is one of those things that continuously skyrockets. The average Australian wedding in 2025, recent data,

do you know, the average spend? 60. Cut me out of the... Yeah, yeah, take the jesflation out. I know you know my cut my... Is it 60? See, now, that's what I thought. Recent data, I think they polled about 1,400 engaged couples.

Yeah. The average meant 35. Which I actually thought was less. Way less. I thought it was 60 not long ago. That is a lot of money. Yeah. I thought it was encroaching the 60, but according to 2025 data, $35,000.

People are trying to do it cheaper now. People are trying to do it cheaper. And I wonder if the number of elopements that we're seeing, like I'm a marriage celebrant, more and more elopements where people will pay me to do the official certificate and then they just have a party. Yeah. Because as soon as you remove the word wedding, everything comes down a bit. It's cheaper.

I can get a cake for, um, no. maybe 60 bucks to feed 100 people. If I need a wedding cake to feed 60 people, now I'm looking at $1,000, $2,000. 100%. 30% we're going 30% more than our original budget. So you could have a number in mind. And by the end of it, you've actually gone that much over.

Completely blows it out. But what people are now getting into is considering brand sponsorships for their wedding. Six in 10 engaged couples have said, I think I'd take some spawncon to bring. the cost down. On what sorts of things? People are saying, you know, a signature cocktail or a brand presence, maybe a logo on a napkin or on wedding stationery.

This is pretty far. I know you're a Bronco's supporter. And you're not new to the bandwagon. You've been an OG Bronco for a very long time. One in three couples said, I'd let a mascot officiate the wedding. Really? So you could get the bloke dressed up as the Bronco. Get buck.

to, you know, cover some of the costs. But, like, would these brands want to come on board for people that aren't influences? Not just random people. A fifth would let, um, sorry, sorry, over half would let the brand give out freebies. So like, us, hit could sponsor a wedding and we get the black thunders to roll them with some of the merch. So here's a Jesse Ducco, uh, jeez bit and fridge man, everyone's like, who? How's this? One in six, now I'm guessing I've asked the bride here, would let the brands put their logo on the wedding dress if the

brand was going to pay for the whole shabang. You're going to pay for my $35,000 wedding. I'll let you put Lurpack, which is my butter of choice. Yeah, of course. Lurpack is great. They're not giving it away. Bro. Oh my God.

We did a budget recently and Angus was like, I think the Lurpac's got to go. And I went, Western Star just doesn't measure up. It doesn't hit, does it? But we've done a bit of a breakdown for you. The average venue spend in Australia, 15 grand. So if you can get some money off that by getting a brand. But like, a brand come on board. a venue for weddings and stuff.

If someone came to him and said, like, I'm happy to do some SponCon to get this for cheaper or, like, what were they? That's a great question. You know what I mean? It's like, well, you can't feed your family or pay your bills with exposure. No, you can't. But I guess how does that translate for better business? Yeah.

Like, if you came to my wedding and you saw me have LurPack on my dress, I bet you're next time you're at the shops, you go, for some reason, I feel like I need to buy LurPack. Yeah, totally. The average photography spend $3,000. The average celebrant spend, $900. they're usually the big three. 900, that seems cheap from what I know.

Average. I'm sorry, yeah. So if you can get these costs down. Hey, that's, do what you've got to do. Do what you got to do. I know you're a big John West guy. John West fits best. That's not the same.

John West knows best. Oh, John West. The other tuna they reject. Yeah, John West. What is that? Would you let a tuna, a guy dressed as a tuna officiate your wedding? If it was free, everyone's got a price. A giant salmon can officiate my wedding.

The fish are. the brands reject. What's the John West? Now I'm going to need to know. Geez, people be yelling at everyone. More of the best. More of the best. It's the fish.

It's the fish John West rejects, which makes him the best. It's something like that. Because you know what? You work that into your vows. Morgan, I rejected every other fish. You're the best. Soon there'll be like pauses in the middle of vows for ad breaks. You know what I mean?

It's just shy guy popping in being like, we're just going to take a short break for a message from our sponsors. Yeah, yeah. It's a giant tune-up dancing around. Jess and Ducko. Proud. Pobber, Jess and Ducco's proud or Pove. Docco's going to hit us with a couple of topics.

Oh, yeah. And we're going to definitively draw a line in the sand. Should we be proud to own, to do, to enjoy this? Or is it straight up, Pov? You can text a text line. 04-8-18-106 line to get involved. First topic, fake grass rather than real. Pove.

Oh. I'm Pov. But you can get some lush fake grass now. I disagree. You can get some really nice AstroTurf. This is like, the people go, oh, yeah, they look really natural, I can tell. But, like, also, no maintenance. It's always going to be glowing green.

You obviously are proud. I don't, I was looking at this when we're looking at our lawns, and my wife is very against it. Is it funny? Yeah, I'm very, I have a very strong opinion. I've never touched a lawnmower. So, should I have an opinion? Ah, yeah, I do.

Babs. I, again, with my circumstance, I would say proud of that. Just because I would rather, yeah. I have seen these and no grass. and weeds, I would rather fake grass. Yeah, okay. Ooh, it's split. It's split. Someone said on the text line, Pov.

Someone else has said, can be handy. Can be handy. I feel like it's dipping into Pob territory. I feel like that's... It's just that synthetic look. It's too perfect. It's a little too fluoro green in a lot of instances. Someone else said, we love the smell of freshly mowed grass.

That's true. I can't do that with the synthetic stuff. Do you know, my husband made me vacuum, astroturf ones. They rolled some out at one of the pubs to do like a tool up. You're going to clean it and vacuum it. And I had to vacuum it. I reckon that really ruined me for AstroTurf. And also with your dogs pee on AstroTurf all the time, that's going to get making.

You're asking for a fire. That's combustible. This is a good one. Pet chickens, but named after celebrities, like Cluck Norris, Hennifer Lopez or Hillary Fluff. Proud. Chicky Minaj. That's proud. That's fun.

Shiki mana. See, I reckon that's... Oh, man. Come on. My sister did this. She had pet chickens. She had Chicky Minaj. Chiquininin.

With the big Afro hair. Those chickens are the fluffy sort of frohairs. Yes, they're gorgeous. They're such messy creatures. Oh, do they shed a lot? Two died from stress because the kids kept trying to play with them so much. Well, chicken and ars die? Yeah.

Oh, valet. Yeah, valet. Yeah. Oh, my God. I hope she's hanging out with your old dog friend up in heaven. George Cluckney's still going, though. He's robust, George. So we say, oh, someone said I had an Ellen. No last that.

Was it Ellen what? The chicken named Ellen? Yeah. So we, where is? Wait, wait. Wait, so wait, hang on. Is the category having a pet chicken with a punny name? Yes, yep.

Not pet chicken. Not pet chicken, pet chicken with punny. Ah, punny, that's proud. I reckon's pretty proud. I don't want to just introduce my pet chicken as Dave. No. That's also funny, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You don't want to call it like clucky. You want to call it like a funny, yeah. You've got puny names and teach the kids early. So you're saying proud? I'm saying proud. I said proud. Proud? I don't even eat eggs.

But I would love to have an egg from chicken menage. Yeah, Chilouinage would be great. Shil Lord? I think proud is winning that one Yes Okay what about this one BYO your own drinks to a barbecue And not sharing

Oh no No no So you rock up with your six pack of beers And they're yours You put them in the esky Oh God I've said that Proud I would not share

This is the classic thing Tucko of the pub shout Like it's my turn guys And you know Everyone orders something pretty classic And then it's your turn And people go I'll have an espresso martini thing

You go Hang on a minute Hang on you No Hillary We're having Having vodka lime sodas. Like if Babs has brought double blacks and I've only brought on sale, Midori illusions, it's like, well, that's not fair to put it in the...

But also, when you rock up to a barbecue and there's a communal esky, I feel like it becomes pending on the crowd communal, you know? Yeah. See, I've got a mate who literally will come with his own esky. It's only a little leaf, but he just hucks that in the corner. I would do that too. I'd bring my own little cooler with the... With the word Babs.

Yeah, don't touch. You would do that too, wouldn't you? You'd get so shitty if someone touched it. I mean, like, alcohol's pretty expensive. Yeah. What are you bringing to a Barbie? A bottle of vodka. With the gold flex, because she's a fancy lady.

Someone said proud for that. Someone else said I had a chicken called, hey-he. You know what you do? Hey-ha. What's a chicken called? Aaron. I think Aaron is a fan. I don't know if anyone can help me here.

Hey, hey, it's Saturday. No, I think Hay-Hae is the chicken in Moana. Oh, I don't know, mate. I can't help you there, obviously. I think it is. Yeah. Yeah, I think I have to go Pol. You're bringing it in a share?

I agree. I will add, if they don't get drunk, take them home. Totally, yes. Okay. Yeah, I agree. If you bring drinks to a barbecue and they don't get drunk, it's your right to take them with you. If I brought a bag of Doritos and it's half eaten, I'm taking that home.

Oh, that's a bit. No, it's the same principle. Okay. All right. 04-8-106, if you have your say on that one, Shaga, where are you standing on the drinks? Because you don't drink, so. No.

He's bringing a bottle of juice. You'll say pov? Okay. Communal or nothing. I think communal or nothing. We're going to pop for that one. And my last one for you today. Yeah.

Fairy lights that are up all year round. Proud. Proud. It is so pov, but it makes it look nice. I love a fairy lights. You put them up at Christmas and you're like, you know what? Let's just keep them. And the mate, again, I speak from zero experience, but I watch.

I watched my dad once put fairy lights up. It is an effort. It is an effort. To untangle those bad boys. We once had them at our old rental. We couldn't be bothered. We just left them there when we left the house. Do you know what?

It's funny. If they are minimal, leave them up all year round. It's the people who go full, you know, the who's from Whoville. Yeah. And those have to come up and down. You can't leave that all year. 100%. But fairy lights add a twinkle to your street.

Yeah. I reckon that's pre. It is pov. I think it looks good. It looks nice. So what, you're going to lock in Pov though? Yeah, I'm going to lock in Pov. But you like it.

Yeah, I still like it. Hey, I can still like it. It can be Pov. Okay. Shagga, what are you going? I think Pov, but I think the majority is proud. Yeah, I think Proud wins that battle. I love that, yes.

A lot of people, just, Gwyneth Paltry. Oh, we're back to Chik. Cluck Norris. Just people just, I had a rooster called Routy. And he used to root all the gym. But are these people just clever or they actually name their chants? Can we do a chicken-based phone topic now? I think it lends itself.

Yeah, let's do that. We'll do that after alpha box. All right. What's your chicken cord? Do you have a chicken? Friday's life tickets. Love it. 13, 10.

Oh, no, later. No, no, no, no, I'm late. Jess and Ducco. Doing something very exciting. Share this on my social media just the other day. Guys, guys, guys, guys. I'm going to be on a science panel. Now, Ducco.

I don't want you to take this as condescension. You know, I support you and all your endeavors. Yeah. But I put you in a box. You're not the science guy. And I did not put you in the science. Come to me for medical things. I saw you share not only the content of the panel, which didn't surprise me, the content,

but like who you're alongside, educate in case they haven't seen. What are you doing? So HMRI, which is the Hunter Medical Research Institute, is doing a fertility base and specifically male fertility forum and public forum for anyone who is going through fertility struggles, especially in that male space or couples who have any questions, etc. You can go to the next, it's on October 30. I'll share the details in the Jess and Ducko story. because it's obviously a very niche

market and crowd that, you know, they're targeting and we're targeting. And it's also very taboo. Very taboo. Again, anything to do with men's health, we know the stats around you guys just going to the GP or asking questions about your own health.

There's research to suggest you don't talk about it openly. Don't talk about it. And there's so many things you can do if you are a bloke that has fertility issues or a low count that can fix and help it that you might not even know about. And beyond that, even just having the conversation, like it's not even about

fixing or helping. It can just be about educating yourself and understanding your own body. But again, Tucker, I say to you, it's your IVF doctor, Dr. Andrew Hedges, who'd be one of the most switched on intelligent men, obviously, in his field, let alone that we've ever had the pleasure. Yeah, from Hunter, I was on the pun. Professor John Aiken from University of Newcastle. Oh, sorry, not John

Aiken from Mass. No, not John Aiken. I did. I was on a Zoom call with him the other night, and I was like, ah, it's not John Aiken for Mass. Copy that. That guy doesn't have Professor. Interesting. There's lots of great people there from HMRI, like, in terms of... Scientists, researchers. Doctors. Yes.

So they're going to do... And ducco. And me, and the duck man. And it's a local personality ducco. And I was a bit like, they asked me to do it. And I was like, why, what can I give? What can I offer to this space? But essentially, which I think is a great idea is they want a full circle.

So they've got the, they've got the scientists. They've got the research. They've got all that sort of informative stuff. Plus, you know, people like Dr. Andrew Hedges, our fertility doctor. But they've got someone who's real life been through it as a human being. And can talk about an emotional experience. Yeah, and Ken chat about his testicles. Openly, you're happy to do.

Not every man would be. Exactly. So it's the coming together of strengths. It is. And talk about my experience with it and, you know, any bits of advice or sort of things like that and how you can merge the science into the human mundane form. Yes. You know, which I think is so important because there's so many big words that are used and

your brain comes out of some IVF things and your brain is just absolutely spinning and you know, no news is good news, no news is bad news, it's just news. and there's some really tough things involved in that whole space. Everyone knows my journey. It's not new. But this is something I'm pretty excited and proud to be part of. And I think it's a really good incentive put on by HMRI. So there's only 100 spots.

It's absolutely free. We'll put the link up in the Jess and Ducko story. Make it easy for people. Yep. We'll just search HMRI. You'll see it registered for the infertility and mail stuff thing. As I said, it's absolutely free. If you're nervous about it or ladies, if this is your partner who doesn't want to talk about it,

if I can openly talk about it publicly, you can come sit in a forum. You can sit quietly in a dark room. Yes, exactly. I like want to make a joke about how you're all like Sailor Moon and Sailor Mars and you're all coming together with your strengths. But like, Captain Planet. Truly. Earth, water, wind, fire, and I'm like, Ducko! It's actually really cool. So I will stop

taking the Mickey. Good on you, you're putting yourself out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like really proud of you. I'm sure. I'm nervous about being on a panel with very intelligent people. Like, lots of smart people. They're using big words even on the Zoom call. Because I know you're like me. We get like caught up and we want to contribute. But like these are the people who go, ducko, no, that's

I mean, up next, we're doing, what's your weird animal name? So it fits that I'm on with scientists. I hope they don't do, you know, all right, Dr. Andrew Hedges, tell us about your, you know, your history here, what brings you to the panel. Professor John Aiken, what brings you to the panel? Ducco, what do you do this morning? Funny chicken names. What's the smelliest smell you've ever smelled?

Anyway, fertility. No. I joke. My nuts. I guess, I jest, but it's something on, I'm passionate about it. Obviously, not a lot of this space. And one of the things that helped me most was hearing people say, how my story helped them, whether it's guys, girls, whoever it may be.

So please register, please come along. If this is you or if you know someone who might need this, trust me. Send them a link. It would have helped a lot if I'd had this situation leading into these murky waters when you go down that path. Exactly. Yeah, check it out. Check it out.

It's on the Jess and Ducco Instagram story. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all started with the same letter. I have to take your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the questions, say pass. We come back, of course, if there is time, we are playing for $10,000. Our player today is Akira. Good morning, Kira.

Good morning. Kira. We are going to give you 10 grand. If you can do this for us, how confident are you feeling? Oh, I'm feeling pretty good this morning. Let's do it. Great energy. What's got Kira pepped up today?

Yeah. I'm actually going to Friday's Live tomorrow with my sister in Brisbane. So I'm on annual leave. Oh, yes. So this would just really pop it up as well. So, Farie, you obviously got these tickets early. We're making a whole thing of it. We're flying up north.

Let's party with people and Mariah. Yep, let's do it. How good is that? So let's get her 10 grand to really beef this out. Yeah, this would be great. Oh, my God. You're going to get it. the most realistic bald cap for 10 grand.

Oh, my God. You will be pit bull. You will be pit bull. Mr. Worldwide. Solid letter for your bay. We're going towards the top of the alphabet. It's D for Ducko. That's a great omen, Kira.

You like that? Yep, we're on. Let's go. Let's go. She wants to rip in. Oh, yeah. Your time will start after the first question, Kira. Starting with the letter D, we need your name.

An occupation. Dentist. A music genre. Dance music. A Steve Correll movie. Pass. A five-letter word. Pass.

A technology brand. DGL. An instrument. Drum. An international city. Dublin. A tool. Drill.

A female singer. Pass. Oh, you came home with a wet sail, though. She did, you picked up some steam. Got yourself six. Six of the best. Six of the best. The Steve Correll movie, Jess.

Despicable me, one through four. Of course, the minions. Minions. Sir, the minions. A five-letter word, daddy. All right, bad, with the suggestion. Daddy. That's our five-letter word.

This is not to get into semantics, but he's daddy in the dictionary. Oh, no. an official word? I'm not sure. Daddy. I know what he's in Babbs's book. What was she thinking about when she wrote these questions? And a female see it could have been, do a leap bar or Dolly Parton. Look, everything else you answer you didn't get correct. You don't get the cash. You will enjoy Fridays live though. And how about you wear some crocs? It's wearing your $100 to spend at crocs. Bab, sounds great. Thank you so much. You and your sister can get matching pairs. And here's

a little bit of information for us all. Yeah. Daddy is in the dictionary. Does it say anything about like the connotation of it, a bit sexual. Oh, that's Urban Dictionary. Oh, urban dictionary. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Check that out. Not the Cambridge. Not the Cambridge.

Obviously, or Oxford. Kira, enjoy Fridays live. Hope you have a great time. Awesome, thanks, guys. Thank you. You're a big Miriam Webster guy. A huge mirror. I'm keeping Miriam Webster afloat.

When the new edition comes out, that's, I say to my honey, leave me alone in this room. I'm going to light a candle. I'm going to read this thing back to back. I want to see the 6,000 new words they put in. Yeah, yeah. For 2024. Yeah.

Oh, Daddy. Don't come near me. You got your special Stabillo highlighter. Ready to go. But I call Shagai and we confer. That's your book club. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is. Mate, did you see Daddy's in there?

I petitioned for that one. They listened. They replied to my letter. It's in. Yes. It's there. It's there. Anyway, speaking of Friday's live.

Look, Kira got her tickets to go see the Brisbane show tomorrow. Daddy. But if you would like to be in the crowd on Saturday, you and a bunch of daddies. Daddy. There's only two double passes left for Angie Stadium. We got them both. Daddy.

So you've got to get involved in the show. Another chance next. Talking about chickens. Oh, another pet. Yeah, the other pets. It's men I need. Jess and ducco. Live your need.

Men I need. Here breakfast. Jess and daco with you. 823. Welcome to Thursday morning, you beautiful people. Mm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Still hits me that song. I think it's a song of summer. I think it's a song of summer. Still, ooh. It's only spring. Well, nothing better than getting my convertible, putting the sunroof down. Oh, just letting that thing go. And you put the nice headscarf on so your hair doesn't get all must.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that for you. Talk to me. I'm the man that you need. Do you know who's the man I need? Yeah, what's that? Pipple. Oh, you do need a bit of pit bull in your life.

I know who's the man you need. Who's that? I know who the man. Shogai needs. Who's that? Tiny Demple. Tact the bar. I'll take that.

Who does Babs needs? Hang on, let me run through. John's box. Oh, that's just late. She starts at 5pm. You know who she needs. Who? Liljohn.

Oh, John. What are you talking about? What is this that you're doing? These are men on the Friday's live liner. They are taking over NG Stadium Saturday night. And NG Stadium, it's at Max Capas. It is sold out. Yep.

There's two double passes left. We have them both. And it's the co-fod, the call of fame of the day. If you join us on the phones, and now's your last chance. Yeah, 13, 1060. We're talking punny pet names. What's your pet name? That's funny.

We were doing Proud of Provo a segment about half an hour ago. You batted up. I batted up. Chickens. Chickens with punny names, i.e. Cluck Norris, Hennifer Lopez, Hillary Fluff and Shiki Minaj. We were divided in the room, whether that's Proud or Povo, but we can all agree. Love a punny pet name.

Love a puny pet name. Because up until this point, Daco, I have been a big advocate for just pets called human names. You've got a Pam. I've got a Gianni. Gianni's funny. Frank, you know. Frank, I love it. But if you have the opportunity, particularly, I think it's just the chicken element that I find really enjoyable.

A couple of people did get involved on the text line without even having us to ask. Gwyneth Paltry. Yep. That's a great one. I had a rooster called Routy. I'll take it. Now we're getting blurring on what's punny or not. But whatever you think...

If you're named Ellen, I'll also... See, now hang on, is your chicken called? But, like, we'll take a punny name. We'll take any animal. I'd love a puny name. Honey would be funnier. Like, I'd love to meet a lizard. Yeah.

Lizard McGuire. Oh, Lizard Maguire. Lizard a lizard. Like Lizzie. Yeah. I mean, look. If you have to explain it, it's not as good. To be honest, can we circle back?

Like chicken menage slaps, you know? You said one, and I didn't want to look silly, so I didn't ask you for follow-up. Yeah. For chickens, you said George Cluckney? Cluckney. What's the pun? Clooney. George Clooney.

Oh, really? Come on. I was like, I didn't. George Cluckney, George Clooney. Yeah, God, gotcha. Yeah, you're with me. I'm with you. Cluck Norris?

Yeah, say, Cluck Norris. But see, yeah, see, I'm getting caught up in rhyming. Leonardo de Cluckrio. I just came over that one. Hennifer Affleck. Oh, Hennifer Athleck. It's not bad. Hennifer Aniston.

Yes. Hennifer Cluckuson. Do you know where Jennifer Affleck is on at the moment? Where? Dancing with the Frickin' Stars America. Again, shouldn't. No, everyone. They're everywhere.

I don't know if she's related to Ben Affleck. Maybe. Jennifer Affleck? I don't know. Anyway, Hennify's a good one. You get it. 13, 1060, we'd love more chicken names, but we're opening it up. Whatever your pet is, do you have a punny pet name? We could be sending you to Friday's live.

We really could be. It's at that point. Last 10. Jess and Ducko. We're asking for punny names for your pet, predominantly chickens. I'd love to hear more chickens. you batted up for Proud or Poveau having chickens maybe in a coop in the backyard with a punny name.

Yeah, punny name is fun. My favourite chicken manage is great. That's fantastic. A couple coming through on the text. Jade has said, I've got a friend. Oh, now we're getting to sausage dog territory named Sizzle. So do we. Oh, that's right.

We know a Sizzle too. Shortsy's dog named Sizzle. And it's a sausage dog. She's actually a gourd. She's the only sausage dog I like. I like. And another person has said, McCluckin. McCluckin is very good.

That is excellent. Again, bonus points, if you have chickens with funny names. Beck, on 13, 1060, you do have a chicken. Oh, hi, Jess and Duckett. No, I don't have chickens. I would love chickens, but my backyard's not big enough. But my sister's a school teacher at the school, they had the obligatory school chickens. Fantastic.

And the hen house was called the Kardashian Hens. Oh, that's cool. That's great. So are the hens inside just called Kim Courtney and Chloe? But that's the sort of banner. Yeah, absolutely. And don't forget, the mama jehens, she's in there as well, Chris. Yes. Is the brother in there? Are we leaving the brother out?

No one talks about. No, no, no roosters. No roosters in that hen house. Kardashian's a great one. And that's funny because that's, I'm assuming, primary school, obviously. I can't imagine the kids have called it that. It's just the teachers having a laugh. Yeah, 100%. No. The kids don't get it. I don't get it. Carra. Good morning. Good morning. How are you guys?

Fantastic. We're also talking punny pet names. Tell me you We've got a chicken edition. I have three chickens go add to the list. Here we go. So we got Chick Kira. Chick Kira. Chick Kira. Hens solo.

What was that? Penn Solo. Jedi. And we've got a Cluck Norris. Yeah, Cluck Norris. It's a great one, isn't it? That's a great. Who's your favorite?

Look, honestly, Clark Norris really thinks that he runs the show. If you were called Cluck Norris, you would think you run the show. You're like, it's impossible to not embody the energy of Chuck when your name's Clark. 100%. Thank you, Kara. Kylie, on 131060, you've got a chickens and a cat. We have chickens and a cat. The chickens, we've gone for a Star Wars theme.

So we've got the hen solo and we've got Princess Leia. And Kylo Hen. Oh, Kylo Hen. Oh, that's funny. Princess Leia has tickled me. God, how are you going to follow up with the cat? The cat, we have the rescue cat And the rescue organisation had found her in a McDonald's car park

So her name's Berger There's so many names it could have been Just an origin story there for the cat As it introduces itself around the next team meeting Why are you called Berger? It's found in a Macca's car park I was in a box in a Macca's car park I think I would have gone with Ronald

Ronald, yeah yeah Or Mick Cat or something Or our favourite McWing's That's funny, thank you Carl We go to Simone on 13, 1060, another sausage dog. Hello, Sim, good morning. What's your sausage dog called? Chubb.

It's a good one, hey. My husband and I laugh, so hard. How do you call it? When you're at the dog park or if, you know, you've left the back gate open, screaming out, Chubb. Chubb. What's Chubb named after? Yeah, up there.

Well, you could just use your imagination. Thank you, Simone. Jess and Ducko. Still more text rolling in on the text line 04-8-8-106-9. Just about... Pony pet names. Pony pet names. People are creative and I love to see it.

Yeah. Someone said chickens are henny penny. Henny and penny. There's two of them. Oh, heny and penny. That's a bit of fun. Someone said egg shearing and yoko. Oh, no, for their chicken.

Egg, sheerer and yoko, oh no. They are fantastic. Yeah. Yeah, that's very funny. Oh, my God. And then someone has. said, uh, not chickens, I'm moving into cows. Yeah, cow territory.

We've got rumple stiltskin. That's fun. T-bone sirloin. Yeah. That's just mean. Oh, God, and a pig named bacon. Yeah, it's fun calling a pig bacon. At least call him Kevin Bacon.

Don't just call him bacon. Yeah, you do something. Some said they've got a pug named Biggie Smalls. Oh, that's great. That's cute. I don't care for pugs, but if you're going to have one, give it a puny name. Someone said they've got a sausage dog named Uma Doodle. Umuddle.

Umuddle? That's a great. Oh, hang on a minute. Yeah, wait a minute. Rachel. Now, we've heard cows. We've heard chickens. We've heard sausage dogs.

Rachel says her son has a pet cicada. Cicada? Who has a Cicada? Cicada. You have to just catch those in the world. How do you do that? How do you leave their skeleton, like their shells on the tree? Yes, and they are insanely loud.

Yeah. And surprisingly large. I piss on you. Yeah. Cicardy B. That's funny. That's funny. Rachel, you need to tweet or DM Cardi B because I reckon she would love that

and you'd get a response. Try and get in touch with Cardi B. What's it? I have two wild cows that come to me for food every day. Their names are Russell Crow and John Snow. Did you say wild crows or wild cows? You said cows. I was like, what's that got to do with the process?

That's my dyslexia! I hate the letter. I was like, wanted cows have to do it. That's funny. Russell Crow and John. Snow the Crow. That makes more sense. Geez, I miss that. Can I, can I, sorry, you anonymous.

It shouldn't be John Snow. It should be Cheryl Crow. Or John Crow. Yeah. Yeah. Now I don't know it's crazy, it's way less funny. I thought we're seeing a cat. I got excited, okay? When I read things sometimes, that pre-reading them, it gets me.

Jody says I have a cat called Cleo Catra. That's nice. That's funny. That's funny. A sausage dog called limo. A lot of sausage dogs. A lot of sausage dogs with punny names. I guess because they look like a joke animal, it lends themselves to a punny name. This one from Maddie, I also work at a school.

What's with schools having chicken houses or chicken? I didn't know that was a thing. Cluckingham Palace is what they call the coop. Oh, my God. Because then you can have the Queen, you can have Prince William. Who's going to be the weird uncle? Great question. Who's going to be, yeah.

We've got fish. Here we go. Maddie said, I've got goldfish named Swim Shady. Oh, that's funny. And Finn Diesel. Oh, you, that's fantastic. The notorious Liz for lizard. The toy's L-I-Z.

That's funny, man. There's a lot of good ones rolling in. People are so crazy. I feel like a miss now. Yeah. I named my dog Gianni because my husband said we're not naming a human Gianni. He thought it was a bit, you know, not in his wheelhouse. Yeah.

So we called the dog. You got to change his name. You can do that. I reckon he's only four. Yeah. We could retrain him. What did you call him, though? Yeah, let me work on that.

Okay. Are you just eating now? Oh, sorry. You're just literally eating. You're taking mouthfuls while we're, you're like, yeah, let me work on that. I forget, I forget, because I have such a wonderful time here that it's worth. What are you, when are you piling in? Bread?

Oh, cheese. It is just bits of cheese. Good. That's where we're for. I've got to get me calcium in. Because I drink black coffee, I get nervous. I'm low on calcium, so I just have a piece of tea. I don't know, milk, you understand.

No milk in my coffee, so I need to supplement my calcium. That's why you're nervous with that calcium. It's never too early or late for CalTrade. We're one of a kind in this program. Or a slice of cheese. Up next. And it'll be... Shut up.

You ate oats on air the other day. Oh, no one heard of it. That was more than on it. Yeah, yeah. You were literally... He had a mouthful and didn't... You are peeling cheese strip and putting in your mouth while you're going, oh, yeah.

I think, what, call my job. Sorry, I did. That was very unprofessional. I do apologize. I just got caught up in the fun. You're like, hey, one second, song games next. Oh, well, can I just keep eating? Yeah, you can't get a word in between.

I don't think. I don't think you're going to win. Shykeye and Babs are so good at this game. I know. I'm going to keep it. Jess and Ducko, one second, song, game. Now, Ducco, you text the group yesterday. He said, I'm excited.

Yes. Was it a theme you're doing this week? Yes. Or you're just excited about a collection of songs that you're going to play us one second of? I think I'm excited because it, did I text a group that I'm excited? Yeah. Yeah.

I did I, yep, I text. In the email. Oh, no, no. Let's not get caught. in Howie, talk to us, whatever. He wasn't getting it. He said that he wasn't getting it yet. Come with me.

Come with me on this journey. You said you were excited. Yeah, yeah. I was mainly excited about Prada Popper, but I'm really excited about this too. I've got some great themes because today's theme is ghost songs. In honour of Halloween.

Or like Halloween. Spooky songs with Halloween-esque or spooky sort of in them. I love it. All right. Well, that helps narrowing down the book. It certainly does. So remember, you've got to come in... Did we do names as buzzer? I can't remember.

No, we just yelled out. You just yelled it out. You're going to come in title and artist. You're all going head to head for each other. Once again, I need title and artists. Here we go. That's so. Oh, zombie cranberries. Oh, she's out of the gates really fast.

Yes, Babsy. You're incredible. You are very good. Wow. Here we go. All right. Come on, Jess, I think. Thank you.

Here we go. Here we go. I just hope this plays off the right fader. A thrill of myrudexon. Yes, get that. Yes. I've never been, oh, my God, it's like she's won. I've been a thriller, Michael Jackson.

I've had donuts. I've been the history of this game. Here we go. And you know what? It's because I'm my calcium spiking. Yeah, it's because you're gassy. Here we go. This one's very getable, too, for everyone.

Everybody backstreet boys. There it is. Oh, because the. My guy, yeah, the film clip. They're in a haunted house. That's, yeah. They come out of coffins and stuff like that. Very good.

I know because I taped it on VHS back in the day. Tied across the board. Tied. Oh yeah, I've got to put my scores in. So, Jess is on one. Babs is on one. Shy guy on one. Wow, we've got a game, guys.

Here we go, here we go. Next song, title and artist, please. One second. Song game. Your song will start. Now. Oh, Disturbia, Rihanna. Bang.

Wow, she's quick. She's quaint. How do you have them all on the tip of your tongue? From the cranberries to Rihanna. Yep, I know. Amazing. She's good. All right, here we go.

Next, remember, title and artist. I think this will be the hardest. Oh, Ghostbusters. Yes. Who sings this? As in the theme song. Yeah, but who sings this? I don't know if anyone's going to get them.

Can I give you some actors in the movie? So we see? No. Ah. I've got nothing. Ray Park I'll pay that

Ray Parker Jr. I'll pay that Ray I'll pay that That is a great get I would never have got I put that in there thinking No one will win this I even wrote funny note

No one's going to win that one Wow well done Holy moly You're the queen of Halloween Okay bab's on three Shagai Jess We have two to go To make it to a tie

You need both these And then I need to find a tiebreaker song Here we go You shook me all night long long by Ab's is out of the running It's A-C It's A-C

D-N-N-T-N No, I didn't say it I don't know I know it I know it I know it's an Ironman But I can't think of it I'm on now

How did I get that stuff? Come on, I want to see Someone get something Yeah come on, let's make it interesting If Jess gets this We go to a tie-breaker But I guarantee Jess I won't get this

Unless it's Abba Badd's you get this You win Shaga you get this Nothing happens It counts. But you can just still play long. Thanks. This can be worth two for you.

Thanks. Here we go. Here we go. Last song. Title and artist. Oh, this is Katie Perry, Dark Horse. No. Oh, far out.

It is Katie Perry, though. It is. It's an extraterrestrial E.T. Oh, Mrs. Shailon. His goals and snitched it. Are you who Kanye's in this? I would know that. I wouldn't have known that.

Well, Shago, that does nothing for the game because Bavis has still won it. No, no. Count goes on two, Jess is on, but guys, Jess got off the floor on that. Yeah, you think your first point. Come on, with MJ. Yeah, that's really exciting. Babs still, is that the two weeks, that's two wins in a row, isn't it? Yeah, that's, that's, that's, that's, jeez, you're fast out.

To get Ray Parker for Ghostbusters, unreal. Take a bow, take a day. Yeah, but I've still got ACD, say wrong. Yeah, that's, that's, it's very embarrassing for you. Yeah, thank you. Jess and Docco. 9-01, bit of fantastic show team. Just about done.

You missed any of it. grab it on the podcast. But was there something left off the run sheet today, doesn't know? Something you needed to address. First, let's give away our co-fod. Oh, okay, sure. And then I'll unpack it. I've got to talk about it on there.

Amazing contributions today. We thank everyone for getting involved. Look, it doesn't make us feel used at all. The fact you're all coming out of the woodwork just because we've got the co-fod of Friday's live tickets. That's fine. That's fine. We'll take you as you want to come. Yep.

We couldn't go past Kara, though. She contributed it about an hour ago when we were talking about Pony, pet names. Panny pets. She had some great, great chickens in her family, in her coop. But yes, thank you to everyone on the text as well for those because they've given us a right chuckle, particularly someone who just text saying, I've got a diamond python and I've called him Neil.

That's great. That's great, dear. Shari did also say as well, HSC English today. Oh, absolutely. Good luck to the kids. Good luck kids. Hey, mate, this is your whole life, man. It's not.

But also, like, it's that classic thing. Like, take it seriously. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But don't freak out. Don't freak out. Look at us. We're fine. It was the book!

It was. Your path will present itself to you. But guess what I'm doing? Talk to me. Like today? Today. I forgot to tell on the show today. Yeah.

Getting some new ink. Shut up. What are you getting? I'm getting two new tattoos today. Cool. You booked in. Yeah, yeah. What are you getting?

I'm going with my, well, my Morgan's family's in town. So I'm never going. And I'm taking them to my tattoo artist, my mum. You're going to your artist. Rach from Roman Zay. So they wanted something. You're like, I want something too. Yeah, I was like, I may as well.

FOMO, baby. I'm getting something for Flo. What did you land on? Well, I'll show you tomorrow. And then I'm getting another thing as well, which is just a bit of fun. Of course. You can't go. You went from bare skin.

Yeah, to five. To five little guys. It's not the same arm. I'm going to get one here. Oh, you go on a little, what they call that, a little sticker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, a few more. Oh, I wonder what you're getting this flow. I'm actually, I was signed in a little question.

at three, but then Morgan's like, you need to come home and take care your child. I was like, alright. I'm getting one for the child. Yeah, yeah, obviously. I'm still... I designed this one. Yeah, it's pretty nice. I mean, I like it anyway, but I'm getting it for flow. And you know what? That's all that has to matter. I think you like it. I still haven't landed on something quite for Lucia. Yeah. I'll be inspired. And it's nothing to do with Florence in Italy,

because I don't like that place. No, I was going to say, you're not getting a dwarf on your back. No, no, no. So I'm getting some more ink today. Anyway, Babs, I'll tell her you said hi because Babs and I share her tattoo artist. Yeah, very cool. Yeah, she's on the phone to car. Oh, I'm jealous. Yeah. I want one too.

Come, come along. You know, it's funny. I literally have been trying to convince my husband to get matching tattoos. Yes, yes. And I thought maybe, because I got his initials four months into dating. And I've been asking now for about eight years, when are you getting something for me? Doesn't it be initials? I'll take a logo, something that reminds you.

Now, like he hasn't done it, I thought, will you get something for the kid? Sure. Could we do a joint for the kid? Like loose on his lower back. But, mate, come on. What does she like? I made her like Chowmin the other day or like some sort of new, what was it, me garrang or something. Could we get me garrang?

But he's dragging his feet. You know who I think I could convince to get like a couple tat? Who? My mum. Oh, that's funny. And she's coming up in a couple of weeks time for Lucia's second birthday. I reckon I could get my mum. I just popped into my head.

All right, if I can just won't do it, I'll get a matching with me mum. That's pretty funny. Don't you think? Yeah. I reckon you definitely do that. I reckon I could. And then he'll get jealous and he'll want to get one. Thank you.

I'm more bonded to my mum than you. Yeah, do that. But I can't wait to see what you're getting. What time is your appointment? Three o'clock, Sava. He's going to be hanging around the front. So I sort of designed this with Morgan's cousin who's in town who can sort of draw. I said, this is what I want for flow.

I was going to say, you can't draw it. No. So this is what I want. And she's sort of drawing out, and we've moulded it. And then Morgan's like, I might get that too. I'm like, hang on. Finally. Don't be still on my tap.

Because the last time you guys went in together, it was to get matching. But you both went your own way. Yeah, she don't want to get a rainbow on my real. Why not? Or a love heart. And she didn't want a 4x can or a meerkat. Yeah, fair, very fair. I said to her, I was like,

because my idea was maybe I get some baby mea cats next to my little mea cat to a symbolise flow and I can get more. And then that's easy to add on. If you do have more children, you just add more meerkats. I still may do that. And then I want to get another life-size meir cat for like Morgan.

Morgan's like, I'm not a mere cat. No, sorry, like that's going to take up your whole life. Like a big one, a big me cat next. And Morgan's like, I'm not a mere cat. Okay, I'll get an elephant then. What do you want for me? You called her. Didn't you call her a whale?

She was... No, she's my elephant because she remembers everything. You know, elephants. Between whale when she was pregnant, now elephant for her memory. You flirt with danger. Oh, my God.

Oh, she knows what she signed up for. You guys have been together over a decade. She knows what's up. So anyway, good to meet. Incumming today, guys. I'm excited for you. Watch this space tomorrow, Shaga. Yeah, I'm keen to see it.

Yeah. You got any... You're a clean skin, ain't. Clean skin. I can see you getting, like, radio headphones or radio mic or something. Oh, yeah, get the cute on air on his room. Yeah. Yeah, I can see you doing that.

And then a rainbow on the ribs? No. Babs, you want any more, ink? Actually, do, I think. Yeah. It is an itch sometimes. You go, I think I need to scratch that. Yeah, when my, like, Morgan's cousin was saying I'm going to get it.

I was just like... I want to do that as well. I want to do that. Okay. Anyway. I can't wait to see it tomorrow. Tomorrow, stick around. We got that plus.

Send us your guesses. What are he's going to get for Florida. Plus, you've got Friday's live tickets, last chance tomorrow. Oh, my God. It's Friday tomorrow. That's it. Last day. Babs has just told us, Mariah Care, hang on, I thought Shy Guy was the transport tracker. Yeah, I did write that down.

My apology, Shy Guy has tracked Mariah Carey's jet. Where is it, Shire Guy? She's touchdown. She's in Brisbane. Okay, she's here. I can sense her. You can. Feels like Christmas.

Spider sensors are tingling. Oh yeah. Anyway. Um, we're ready. Have a great day. Bye-bye. Bye. She will do anything you want.

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