Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Daddy

Episode Date: June 24, 2025

Jess got shat on by a bird, Ducko's fire pit got ruined by breastmilk and we ask our favorite question... are you dumb?Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trying the cafe's new blend today. Smoother, bolder, better. Unloving it. Jess and Ducco! This is the Jess and Ducco podcast. Welcome to the podcast, everybody. Now, in an unprecedented turn of events, Shy Guy said, I need the top of the pod.

Yeah. Here we go. Give me time. Yeah. Give me five at the top of the pod. The other day on the pod, we were talking about Pam and how my nan's name was also Pam. Yes, and how you'd never drawn the comparison before to me and I was shook.

Correct. Mum's a bit behind the podcast, she heard it the other day and then she sent me a voicemail. Oh, here it is. The other day on the show, Ducco was surprised to find out that his dog and my mum, your nan, have the same name, Pam. I thought I'd throw in another connection here, which you know, it's quite surprising really Pam's mom my Nana your great nan Her name is Flo her full name is Flora, but everyone called her Flo and Just to top it off my pop

so My mom's dad, pop's name, is Rufus. Shut up. And we all know who Ducka's favourite artist is. No way. But they're three connections to you. That's wild. Wow.

Our family, we are deeply connected. Pam, Flo and Rufus, my three loves. Yeah. If you had a- My great- great- great-none, yeah. If you had a son, is Rufus on your list of boys' names? I do like the name Rufus, but to me it's a bit too doggy. It is doggy, isn't it?

It's a bit doggy, and I don't think Morgan would let me. Because I was gonna say all the old names, like, you know, Chyga, your great-granddad, all the old names of that era are coming back, like Arthur is trending, Arnold is trending, so Rufus might be coming back into the zeitgeist. I like the name Rufus, be coming back into the zeitgeist. I like the name Rufus for sure.

Wow all those devils. And then mum also reminded me that we used to have a cat named Rufus as well. Man was the cat named after your great grandad? I don't know probably not. That's good gear from your mum that's serendipitous stuff. Oh I love those friends. And what was Flora's short for? Flora.

Flora? Interesting. Flora's pretty I like Flora. It's a nice name Flora. Like Flora and Fauna. It is giving Flora and Fauna. Like Flora and Fauna. It is giving Flora and Fauna. Yeah. Flora and Fauna.

Um, wow. Okay. So that blew my mind. Do you feel bonded? I do. I feel deeply connected to the guys. Who gives us so little about his personal life. And what was your mum doing?

Can we have a moment to acknowledge Mrs. Guy doing a voice memo? That's fantastic from Shaz. Did you get her? Is that a second time or third time? She started telling me and I was like, just send me a voice message and I'll play from Shaz. Did you get her, is that a second, or third time? She started telling me and I was like, just send me a voice message and I'll play it. God, that was good.

And I really appreciate the detailed family tree. Good on her, that's okay. From her perspective and your perspective, you know? Her dad, your grandfather. Yeah, she really went on a roundabout tour there. Yeah, I love it. I mean, it was hard to make it, it was drawing a few connections,

I was beautiful mommy for a while. Now I was picturing the ancestry.com, I can place everyone. Oh, there's Flora, there's Rufus. I love that. Shaka, we're practically brothers. We are almost related. Babs, I'm gonna need your family tree, I'll see if I can draw any...

Sure. ...you got any Italian ancestors in your background? No, they're all Dutch. Oh, that's right, you're Dutch. Carl. That's a hop, skip and a jump from Italy. There might be some crossover. You love a clog? And a puffage.

A puffage. Yeah, the pancakes. Yeah, the little puffages. Little Dutch pancakes. They're delicious. With a dusting of icing sugar. Oh, yeah. Heaps of icing sugar.

Puffages are great. Slut for a mini pancake. Fluffy little pancake things. Eat anything with a toothpick is better. What's our backgrounds? Italian, Dutch, French. Italian, Maltese, Dutch, French. You reckon you were just 100% Aussie, brother? anything with a toothpick is better. What's our backgrounds? Italian, Dutch, French. Italian, Multin, Dutch, French.

You reckon you're just 100% Aussie, brother? Nah, you're going to have English, Scottish. There's English in there. Dad's dad was English. Yeah, OK. Can we please do an ancestry swab? See if they'll give us the kids. They're a hundred bucks a pop. I've got something for you, Tanned, in me.

And I want to know what's deep down in there. I reckon you've got some sort of Latin American in you. I also would love it if it came back and I had zero French. I mean, this whole time. 100%. Duquette. Yes. My dad told me that his great grandfather's brother moved to Brazil back in the day when

they're all sort of picking their areas. That's my great grandfather's brother. That's a man who likes to party. That's got nothing to do with my bloodline, but I also claim I'm one 32nd Brazilian. You pull any thread you can. Imagine being back there, like, all right guys, let's all go, here's a map. Where are you guys gonna live?

I know. Fuck it, I'm going to Brazil. Yeah, I'm gonna go to Italy. I'm gonna go to Australia. And not knowing the language and just rolling in. And sometimes not having a choice. Yeah. And then that's just where your lineage starts.

Crazy. Pretty crazy. And your kids become full like Brazilians and you're like... And even like, so Ducket is the French part. Like I'd love to know, like you probably have a cousin walking around who is your doppelganger. Yeah, probably. Do you know what I mean? There's probably a Nicolas Ducket walking around Bordeaux. God, imagine me but French.

Like actually speaks French. Like leaning into it. Like fully hears French. Like turtlenecks and beguets. Beguets. With potatoes. A little sauce. I like a little soda. For a long morning. The French ducko is gay. Nothing wrong with that. He is, okay. That's fine. He picked up at the Eiffel Tower. The Europeans are a bit more open-minded. He's fluid. He's

fluid, you know. He's a head, he's progressive. Absolutely. He's wearing a beret and more power to him. Why not? More power to him. Why not? You know? Baguette's a penis-shaped anyway, so it was from the womb. The French love a penis-shaped food item. Exactly right. Absolutely.

Could you imagine full French me? Like Like God, he'd be pompous. You've been to Paris, you've been to France. Yeah. Did you just feel a deep connection? No, the locals are nasty people, particularly in Paris. Particularly if you're trying to speak French. Oh, Bonjour. It's like you better have done six years of French

hardcore at university before you even attempt to ask for directions. Don't even act like you've done Duolingo twice. Yeah. Don't bother them. My dad can speak a tiny bit of French And he'd go over there and it was so fucking fun. I'm sorry. He's French, right? Yeah Yeah, he's picked it up and dad would go bonjour and he can say like hello

Like how are you? I would like to order this sure and he'd get down the rabbit hole enough where they'd speak French back and then dad would do The classic he just blankly go Thank you It's that classic thing of like I feel really good and cultured and then I have to apologize He just blankly go, thank you. Just freaked out. It's that classic thing of like, I feel really good and cultured and then I have to apologise. I'm sorry for trying. It does make you feel dumb just knowing English. Particularly when you go to places like Europe where they genuinely can speak

English so well and then their native tongue obviously even better. Oh, I know. It is envious. We just don't have the same priority of language in the education system. That's what I blame. Well, I mean, I studied Japanese in primary school. All I learnt, and this is a great lesson because I'm good at it now, is we had chopstick lessons and I learnt how to use chopsticks, we had a rubber, like an old

school razor. That was part of your education. We had to pass the rubber down the line in like a conga line, in like a team. It was the team that won. Chopstick to chopstick. And that's how I learnt because I didn't want to let the team down. Yeah, I can't do chopsticks. When we went out to a dinner, when we were young, I asked for a fork. You, in like a team. It was the team that won. And that's how I learnt, because I don't want the team down. Yeah, I can't do chopsticks. When we went out to our dinner,

when we were gone, I asked for a fork. You did ask for a fork, and that's rude from that restaurant in Australia to not even give the option. Like, put both on the table. Don't make people feel awkward. I can't do it. And then I did Japanese for three years in high school,

and I only learned how to count to 10. 10, everyone learned 10. I didn't learn 10. I think I've learned how to count to 10 by osmosis. Like, I never did Japanese, but you hear enough people. Three years, Japanese, two hours, once a Tuesday. Wow. I think I've learned how to count to 10 by osmosis. Like I never did Japanese but you hear enough people. Three years Japanese two hours once a Tuesday. Wow. I can only count to 10.

Never took it in. But isn't that funny because that's not enough to learn a language. It is. What are they expecting? And then you're meant to try and do it in year 12 for your exams. Forget about it. If you could go back now to school and then had to study a language anywhere in the world, what would you choose? I would pick Italian.

You'd still pick Italian? Because I just did it so half-assed that then it's not put me in good stead for adulthood. I would, I'm considering trying to look for Italian schools for Lucea after school. Like just the- Like a boarding school? No, no, no. As in like, um, like a Sunday school thing where she does it outside.

Or a Tudor. I don't know if I'd school in her. Yeah. Like you'll send her off. She'll love that. Oh, I'd love that. Oh, mate, if she could do a year over there. She'll be like, mom, school on a Sunday? Yes. Get me in that. I'd love school. I'd'll send her off. She'll love that. Oh, man, if she could do a year all over again. She'll be like, Mom, school on a Sunday?

Yes, get me in that. Absolutely. I love school. I appreciate you, Mom. Because you know what, it's that classic thing. She'll hate me from, you know, the ages of 11 to 18. And then when she's 30 like me and she can live over there fluent, she'll be like, actually, thanks for that.

Can you imagine if Lucia Margarita Harper, your daughter who looks very Australian, hated Italian? I imagine. Didn't like pasta pizza and was just like, I don't like it. If she was, one of my biggest fears was that she'd be celiac. I'd be gluten intolerant. Right now at 18 months, she eats pasta every day with me.

So she's not showing a dislike for it, thank God. But yeah, if she was actually celiac and we had to just eat that spelt, fucking disgusting pasta all the time. I honestly, factory reset, where's the button? How do we go again? You'd be giving her back. You'd be pulling a Dumbledore and leaving her

on the doorstep of someone's house on a cold winter's night. I'd find the equivalent of Dudley, no, no, what's the dad? Dursley's. Arpecuna and? Vernon. Vernon. Vernon and Petunia and trying again with a second. I open the door, I'm like, why is Lucille at my house? There you go, she'd actually probably,

if she didn't like my diet, steak and veg, boiled chicken, be much cleaner for her guts. 100% come on over Looch. But similarly if you're your little girl you know I've got no interest in my French heritage dad, I just want to not lean in. Yeah. It's upsetting. How could she? How could she? Yeah I know. Betrayal. Absolute betrayal. I think she's going, oh, we think she's right-handed by the way. Cause you know Morgan and I are both left-handed. Yes. She, when she holds things, she goes straight to her right and her right holds it firmly. Her left is a bit looser.

Isn't it funny? Lucia is showing a preference for left. Interesting. Did we get the wrong ones? There's been enough mix-ups. Oh yeah. Did you get my embryo? On that note, enjoy the show.

embryo. On that note, enjoy the show. Welcome to Tuesday. God, this feels good. This feels right. Yes, every day it feels right, doesn't it? Don't you reckon? Oh yeah. Every day I wait for it to feel wrong.

Yeah. And I have not felt wrong yet. It still doesn't. It just always feels nice. That's where I should be. My butt grooving, this chair, looking across from you. Yeah. Shy guy to my left. Yeah. Feels. Oh good, good remembering the left and right. Thank you so much. I did a quick, you didn't see it because we've got the computers and the cameras. I did a quick L.

Oh good, see? I did a quick L. Yeah, nice. Yeah. And whatever gets you through. Amen. Amen. That's, you know. One of our wonderful rice cookers at our event last week in the Hunter Valley did say, have you got the tattoos yet? I went, what do you mean my back tat? She goes, no, the L and the R. I went, I'm not actually getting that. It's a bit of fun for the radio. She goes, hmm, I thought about doing it myself. You should do it.

You're one of my people. All right, we can talk about this then. Yeah, let's get them. Let's do it. What if we get a group discount? Who wants to get L and R's? Buy nine, get the 10th free maybe. You're due for a new tat.

I am due. You know? I have been contemplating what do I get to represent the little lady. Yeah, so what? The little daughter. I've been thinking about I'm very close to getting a slice of pizza. Yeah, I think that works. I think so.

It's very you and her. Isn't it? Where would you get it? Butt cheek? Because I love the idea of a tat on the butt. Yeah. One of my girlfriends has, you know, a little peach, they're a bit of fun. But because it's representing the baby, the butt doesn't feel connected.

Like I would like to show her. Yeah, I see. I haven't done anything on the ankles. It's a little bit cliche ankle tat, but I think that's probably a good spot for me. Okay, that could work. Otherwise, I don't mind the wrist. Yeah, the wrist is cool. I like a little bit of a wrist. Have you landed on one yet? You and Morgan were going to get the wrist. Yeah, the wrist is cool. I like a little bit of a wrist. Have you landed on one yet?

You and Morgan were going to get couple tuts. Yeah, well, she's... That ever happen? No, no. She got her own. She got like a little rainbow or something like that. That's right. Whatever.

But no... You got the meerkat, she got the rainbow. Yeah. We are going to get... I want to get one for Fli, I just don't know what to get. Yes. And I mean, at nine weeks old, it's not like she's shown you too much about herself. And also, what if I don't like her?

So you know, if she develops like that, so I don't want to go full early. Fair, fair. If I get this tattoo forever and then she goes up and you know, we don't get along. She's a little menace. Yeah, difficult. Oopsie. Constantly be reminded what a brat you are. No thanks.

See this tattoo on my lower back for you? God, I regret it. I'm pretty sure laser tattoo removal is one of the most booming industries. And yes, getting quite expensive because people go, I regret all my choices. I wish I didn't do this when I was 17. I wish I didn't do that. Exactly. I'd love to tat up. I know it'll never happen, but my God, it's your 30th this weekend. Could you imagine if we got you a...

What if we all got matching tats? Yeah. Team tats, but we pay for yours. That's your present. Oh, that's a good all got matching tats yeah team tats but we pay for yours that's your present oh that's a good one team tats dad's dad's Babs and I share the same tattooist that's right yeah I'm gonna tattoo yeah what's tattoo what's oh my god we both we've got these contagious Babs what have you got inked on ya star a flower and a star they're flower and a star. They're fine ones, the same as mine. That's right. Yes! Yeah.

Shy Guy's the only un-inked. Yeah, I'm, I'm, what do they call it? Untouched? You're clean, you're a clean skin. Clean skin. Yeah, yeah. Are you also untouched? Were you just revealing something about yourself?

Yeah, yeah, okay. You're very clean. I'm fine, I'm fine. Do you want to go watch that Steve Carell movie? Just pick one. For your life. And that sums it up again. You've really summed it up.

We've been hanging out too much, now. Too much. No more cartoons for you. You've really summed it up. We've been hanging out too much. No more cartoons for you. You're waiting for the right person, aren't you? Yeah, I am. I really am. To get the tattoo or let it touch you? No, I'm talking to touching.

Yeah, if they exist. Yeah. Say hi. I don't know. There's someone out there. There's a soulmate out there for Shiger. I'm not in a rush. Do you reckon you could find someone though that you could be with 24-7?

No. I don't you reckon you could find someone though that you could be with 24-7? I don't know if you could either. I'm seeing Shige, you're gonna have to start earning a lot more money because you're gonna need wings in your house. Like you're gonna need to live in a mansion and the left wing, the east wing is Shige's domain. So you'll be in a couple but I'm gonna go into Shige's part of the house now. Leave me alone for 48 hours. Nah you'd be right. Cause you're, are you in a two bed room house for young Shy Guy? I don't think it's big enough for him to get his own solace. Well it shouldn't but we're just, it shouldn't. It didn't map the house correctly that was her fault. Yeah we're just house. So it broke. It was, it didn't map the house correctly. That was her fault.

Yeah, agreed. Yeah. We're just trying to, we're really just trying to work it out. She couldn't navigate the room. Yeah. But it is interesting. The question you pose as well, Ducker, are we so set in our ways that we're not open? Yeah.

You gotta be an open book. Do you know what I mean? Like, are you waiting for Mrs. Perfect on paper when there is no perfect person? We have to take everyone with their flaws. Exactly. It's all about compromising. Someone's read the self-help books.

If I find it, I find it. If I don't, that's also okay. I'm cool with that. And that's a good attitude to have. Cause when we look too hard, I think that's when we have the blinders on. You know what I mean? Just gotta be open.

When you least expect it. But for your 30th this weekend, we should go to a bar or something like that and just sniff around. Well, we're going to go to his house first and have homemade pizzas. Then we'll all get ready together. Cause that's the best part of any night out.

Yeah. The pre-drinkies, getting our makeup on together. We're all with Babs, just listening to Babs' beats, pranking. Also, we never spoke about the tunes that were played at the golf day. We charged Babs with setting the ambiance for the driving range part. She pulled out a speaker. Admit to the playlist, yo. Didn't miss.

Oh, thanks guys. She's there brushing her hair like, I'm the best. Slay. You slayed girl. You slayed it. Big show though, team. Um, we might find Shag I love on this very program. You never know.

Is he open to it? Is he a rice cooker? There's been a few rice cookers at events we've gone to that have... And that's what I think the issue is, people coming in saying I'm a fan, I'm a listener and Shy Guy immediately wall up. Some come in a little bit too hot. I think I just want to bed you and bail. I think that's what they're trying to do, you know?

And I don't want that for my boy. Absolutely. Wham bam, thank you Shy Guy. Even though every time I'm on the side going, do it! Live but in the big stick no no we're looking we're looking to yeah yeah should we put him on like plenty of fish or something yeah we've got enough photos of him now yeah he could be everywhere yeah come on because your Instagram which is kind of the modern day dating app has no pictures of you if you go to the tag section Oh my god

Everyone goes to the tag section Babs back me up here. Everyone goes to the tag section. I do yes What I've never been to the tag section. Can you confirm what tonight? No one advertises sending people to the tag section because they're not approved If someone doesn't have photos of themselves. But that's what I'm saying. That's like the, that's the, I've got to stalk this person. I have like my nice gallery for me. Your tech section, half of them just me and Jess.

People are going to think they're hitting on Ducko or me. Well, yeah, that's a problem. We'll have to fix that. You're lurking in a lot of these photos. Hey, I have one reel. You have a couple of reels up there reel. With one view that's very sad. I'm looking at it now. Does that music? We thought our messages were bad. It's just a drone that pans up to the beach. Chippy Fet. What an idiot. Three comments. Hey I've got three views now. Thanks everyone. Grant Denya commented,

can you use that drone to deliver me pizza please. Oh yeah that was when we worked together, doing gear. Anyway. Oh no the bed ran out Ducco. That's the telltale song. Please don't be cat-clued. I gotta tell you I had a first yesterday. 34 years old Ducco had a first. Great.

Happened in my life. Origin tickets as well for the call of fame. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. Has a bird ever pooed on your head? Oh yeah. tickets as well for the cool effect. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Has a bird ever pooed on your head? Oh, yeah. Yes, it has.

You don't forget if a bird poos on your head. A few times. I'm younger and then also on the shoulder. I've had a lot of shoulder poo. You've had some shoulder action. Yep. Luckily, I've had one when I've been on a hat before. I've had it in the hair.

Did you notice the hat at the time? No. Did you then take the hat off and go, oh my God. Yeah, I remember it once pooed in Morgan's hand, which is way worse, it's thicker and longer and it goes everywhere. She's got some lush locks, that would have been. Well, for 34 years, perhaps I have had walked under a tree or been in the firing line of a bird.

I'm just being in the bird world. So, you know, come to the territory. I've done some extra research, which I think you'll find very interesting. Well, hold on to that thought. But I'm getting out of the car the other day, Ducko, and I've done some extra research, which I think you'll find very interesting. We'll hold onto that. All right. But I'm getting out of the car the other day, ducker, and I've got hands full. I've already ferried the kid in, but then I close the fly screen door and have to run back to the car to empty the groceries and the bits and bobs. So she's standing at the door screaming like I'm abandoning her and about to run away. So I'm on the move, right?

I just have to run down the driveway. I'm going. Yeah. As I reach through my driver's side? I just have to run down the driveway. I'm going. As I reach through my driver's side door to the passenger to grab that, to then grab the drink bottle out of the cup holder, pull my head out and just feel the softest. My words did not match the ferociousness. Sorry, how do we start trying that again? What did you feel? You felt?

I felt this almighty dropping. The heavens open. I was trying to think, what did you feel? You felt? I felt this almighty dropping drop. The heavens open. I was just, the heavens open. I park under a tree, ducko, and it's, I probably, looking at this, it's only been a matter of time. But it was like he was waiting for me. Did you see him?

Did you get a good look at the buttocks of the bird? Well this is the thing, once I felt it, I think the natural instinct is to look up, but I went, what if he's got more? And I'm looking up, I was like, just run for cover. When you see a bird do like a poo-bye, like it's just so casual for them. It's so nonchalant. They must do Kegels birds because they're obviously keeping that in and then just mid-flight, they just can open their flap.

Yeah, just deposit and run. It's literally, it's a dump and burn. They're dumping and burning. It's a dump and burn. Yeah. Question without notice. Right. Do birds urinate also?

Uh, a bird poos 40 to 50 times a day. God damn, that's not me. A bird has to wee. Surely. That's another Google hang up. And to be fair, I've just never witnessed. No, I don't think I have either. That.

I think it's mixed in with the poo. The poo. So all the excrement. Would that be easy? Us human beings have two holes. Why could you imagine? Birds don't have holes. Sorry, my apologies. Unlike us, birds don't have separate holes. Oh so birds come together one. They don't have a urethra and an anus. They've just got the one part. Could you imagine if you just opened the trap

door and it all just came out and see you later? How much more efficient? Because do you ever go do a wee and then 10 minutes later go, I think I need to poo now too? Or sometimes, yeah, it'll be the other way around, but either way, yeah. Could have just opened the trap door then and there. Well anyway, this bird has done its business on me. It was my time, 34 years, my clean streak is over. But it got me thinking, you know, that whole thing,

cause Angus comes home, I tell him, oh, a bird pooed on me and he has that natural instinct. Did you, did you handle it well? Did you go and have a shower, but then not rush it off and then freak out and then just take photos of her? Well, my issue is I didn't want to wet my hair because I've got an event today. So I just baby wiped it out. It wasn't like on my scalp. It was like on my hair. I can just, it's just in there. Can't see. Don't look too close. But you know, that classic thing of, oh, that means good luck. Yes. Yep.

Where the hell? Who invented that? It's annoying. Because that is a disgusting act that now we're trying to just put a positive spin on. So I've Googled it. What are the origins of bird pooing on you being good luck? You'll love this, Ducco, in the Catholic faith. If a bird plants its droppings on you, it is said to mean good things are headed your way because birds are considered angels in disguise. It was the Pope!

The Pope has deemed birds basically incarnations of his messenger. I didn't want to go too far down the rabbit hole, but that's how I always see my flight friends. Yeah, as angels. Yeah, little angels. I've got another one sweetheart, another angel's chat on me. The Italians see bird droppings falling onto you as a direct message from God. Of course they do. The Italians see everything as a message from God.

They are gifts from above. How's this? Turkish also believe that it's good luck. It's akin to winning the lottery. So don't worry about the mega millions, three million dollar jackpot. No, no, a bird pooped on you. That's just as good. You rather disagree you'd rather lottery but you know at the same time if it's an angel from heaven opening up on you you know

absolutely the Hindus are getting specific all birds are blessings except crows if a crow poops on you you're wading into troubled waters so be careful if a crow deposits on you did you see what bird you got got? Was it a little butcher bird? Was it a magpie? I don't know, but the ones that hang around us, they're either magpies or a lorikeet. Ah, the yellow-bellied tits. You have a few yellow-bellied tits in your area. I've seen them. We have, absolutely. You're well-versed. You are so well-versed with these angels in disguise. You just see me in trees?

It wasn't you who took dumb on me once. I just heard rustling, scampering up the tree. I just assumed it was the yellow-bellied deer. I know, I meant a duckhoe. Put your pants back on. Jess and Duckhoe. Right now, I want to discuss with you nap time and going to bed. Now it's time for big doctors say good night.

I reckon there would have been a bunch of people, children and adults alike, who just like sleeper agents would have gone back to bed. Now it is so deeply ingrained in us. Absolutely. Now going to sleep at night, one thing, very healthy for you. We know lots of study and research has come out in recent times, but we know you need sleep to survive and for longevity of life. Absolutely.

And as a new parent, Duggo, I'm sure that hits a little bit differently right now. Cause you are looking down the barrel of not a good night's sleep for a while. Particularly with my whoop that tracks my deep sleep, my REM sleep, my light sleep. How soon till we get rid of that? Cause that would just be like a slap in the face every morning. It's annoying. It's frustrating. And it just bounces up and down.

Ignorance is bliss. It bounces up up and down. Yeah it's very annoying. Well I'm not talking about sleeping overnight, I'm talking about napping. A new study has been done from the Division of Sleep Medicine Harvard Medical School Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston. Oh damn that's some serious people. Well they analysed 86,000 adults Jessica and they found out a lot of people. That is an excellent sample size. The last sample I brought you was 300 people and we poo poo. I didn't take it. This is a proper study. Found that napping is linked to death or early signs of death. I've got a lot of naps under my belt. Not in the modern day. Signs of napping is an early indicator of declining health. How's this though?

Long nappers tend to have higher body mass index, a larger waist, higher blood pressure and an increased prevalence of metabolic syndromes. Basically, they're just saying nappers are larger people. What's he going to say? Can't catch me, you fat liar. You know why? Too busy napping. All the big nappers are. Wow. Is it because? What link have they made to napping? As in you're too busy sleeping to exercise or just you're so sedentary? Yeah, basically it's the circadian rhythms Jess, what I've always spoken about.

It basically mucks you up. It's been a long time. Huge circadian rhythm guide. Huge. Telling homeless people about them. It says they also tied to, basically it means that if you have a nap during the day, you'll go to bed later, which means you're going to eat later, which is bad for you eating overnight, your body's not digesting it properly, then you go to bed later, then you might not

be getting enough actual sleep overnight, and essentially you cannot pay back naps during the day for your lack of sleep at night. You can't catch up. You can't catch up. You can do 15 to 30 minute power naps. They say setting the alarm for 20 to 30 minutes is actually the perfect amount of energy for a nap as we know. So if I nap during the day I'll literally have a 25 minutes from when I start feeling sleepy. We have talked about this in the

past because you remember pre-kid, even pre-dog, I would be... You'd sleep for four hours a day. It would be like 11 till 3 if not 12 till 4 and Angus Angus would come home, poke me awake, and we'd try and go to the gym. And I would shock her. I feel like I've been hit by a bus. Yeah. But the idea of setting an alarm for 15 minutes later, I go, what's the point? But I feel so good after that. If you just get that right sweet spot where you close your eyes, you feel it,

you're almost in a dream and then you're up. But when you actually wake up with the alarm, do you feel genuinely in that moment, I feel amazing or does it take you 10 seconds? To sort of- No, I feel good, straight away. Straight away. Yeah, I feel good straight away from like a 20 minute.

I have never woken up from a nap feeling fantastic. I always feel groggy, thus I fall back asleep. You fall back, then your dinner time's right up. Cause I go, I've not had enough. And you're probably not sleeping well overnight. But I've probably overslept. Yeah. Oh.

So basically oversleeping is really bad. The power nap in the mid afternoon is good. However, it also says napping between 11 AM and 3 PM. That's my sweet spot. Is bad. Oh. Yeah, that's my sweet spot for a nap. It's a bad time to do it.

Cause that's when your body should be up and good to go. And active, of course. Whereas if you're babs and you're crying around 3, 3.30, you chuck in a little half an hour nap. Are there 20 minutes? You're good to go. And active, of course. Whereas if you're babs and you're crying around 3, 3.30, you chuck in a little half an hour nap in there, 20 minutes, you're good to go. You're a little refresher. You're back, baby. Oh.

So people who nap have a greater risk of developing high blood pressure, strokes, and yeah, early death. All the bad things. Shigar, as a person who does live alone, there's no one compelling you, hey, let's go for a walk, hey, let's go do the grocery shopping even. Are you a big napper? Yeah, well, I like to put my like heater on in the house around three fourish, usually after I do some work.

So once the house gets hot I usually just fall asleep. Hang on, you're napping at 3pm? Yeah. What time do you go to bed? What time do you wake up from the nap? You nap three till? It's just when I wake up. Three till like six or seven.

Sometimes. And then you wake up, have dinner and go to bed? Yeah. My goodness. It's to bed. My goodness. It's not good. I know that you said there was 84,000 people in that study. I think we need to study this one individual here. My phone will go off and you'll wake me up.

Are you able to sleep when you... Yeah, I can sleep. At what time would you go to bed? Like, eight, nine-ish. Geez, I thought I was a good sleeper. That is unbelievable. I wouldn't be able to sleep then. You'd be up for three days.

I'd be wired. I feel jet lagged. Oh, well, I mean that's not good. It's not a good thing. That's Shy Guy's base level. You'd be up for three days. I'd be wired. I may as well have had a jet lagged. That's not a good thing. That's Shy Guy's base level. Jet lagged is what I go for. Remember we started that game. We need to do it more. What's Shy Guy doing right now?

That text will wake me up. That's what we need to be doing. We need to be waking Shy Guy up for his nap. And you know what, maybe you, I and Babs can have a little rotation. Alright, Ducko, it's a Tuesday, you're on shot, I'll watch. Babs your Wednesday, Thursday. Because you're turning 30 now mate, you know metabolism is going to slow down. All off a cliff man. Things just going to fall apart a bit more. Yeah. He could do with a bit more meat on his bones though. That's true. So maybe your BMI actually could go up a little bit. Are you skipping lunch? Yeah.

It makes me really bad. I function. Can you let him wear your woop for 48 hours? I want to see what his bio age is. I do not want to ruin my metrics. Are you kidding? That's all we're getting for his birthday, because I just want to see his bio age. Don't buy me a woop. Take it up on it, turn it up Jess and Ducko in the morning

Jess and Ducko's 10k alpha bucks on Hit Alpha Bucks Yeah, giddy up, 30 seconds, 10 questions all starting with the same letter Have to take first answer, cannot use the same answer twice If you're unsure of the questions, stay past We come back if there's time, we're playing a 10k We know that, we know what the stakes are, don't we? Tiffany, good morning We do guys morning we do guys we do Tiffany you're coming off the back of a celebration I read here yes I turned 32 yesterday didn't pick up the phone when I tried to call yesterday oh

no that's okay after this don't worry about that. Things will be handled. There were other 32 year olds who were calling, I'm so sorry. Someone 32 every day around here. It was our popular birthday yesterday. Yeah. No, that's wonderful. It feels like a silly question, but how do you want to spend $10,000? I'm going to treat myself. Yeah, good answer.

Nice, yeah, treat yourself. Treat yourself. Alrighty, well let's wait. You and Shaggy are closing birthdays. Totally, yeah. The Serpent Man next Monday or Saturday? You're on Saturday. Saturday. Saturday, yeah. What's your star sign? Cancer. Cancer.

Okay, well Tiffany, one letter stands in your way from an all-out shopping spree and it's the letter N. And for nice work Tiffany you just won $10,000. Great. Okay, alrighty, your time will start after the first question. Let's go. And for nice work Tiffany you just won $10,000. Great. Let's do it. Alrighty your time will start after the first question. Let's go. Starting with the letter N. We need you to name a country.

Nigeria. A singer. Nikata. A food. Ne...uh...nectare. A verb. Path. An NRL player. Something sharp.

A month. A gaming console. An ocean animal. A skincare brand. Nah. She had me on the edge of my seat, Ducko. It was a bit on there. Edge of my seat. It was a bit on there. We got ourselves six.

Six of the best. Six of the best. The could have been nod or nibble. Shaggy likes a little nibble or toke. He does. He likes a little nibble on an elbow, am I right? Oh yeah. And then our L player, not Nick Cleary.

Nathan Cleary is what we're after. But you were in the vicinity. Good try. You got half a point. And then an ocean animal, we do speak about the humble narwhal a lot on this show. It does but no one ever remembers it. It's like a real life unicorn, the narwhal. It has the thingy in the head. I feel like the arrow, the horn. The horn. There's the needley, I'll just say the arrow, the horn? The horn! Yeah, yeah. There's the needlefish as well, and the skincare brand Nivea is what we're after.

You don't get the 10k tiff that $100 has been online at Vera Fleur, that's all yours. I'll treat myself to that. That's right, get yourself a birthday present from us. Yeah. We'll pop you back onto Babs and you guys behave, okay? Yeah, be nice. Be nice. Be nice to her.

Babs, you be nice to Tiff. Yeah, you be nice to Tiff and Tiff, you be nice to Babs. I'm be nice. Be nice. Be nice to her. Babs, you be nice to Tiff. Yeah, you be nice to Tiff and Tiff, you be nice to Babs. I'm always nice. I double always. Tells me they're not gonna be nice. Speaking of Babs, the blog is next. The blob. The blob. The blog. Up to Myles Smith. Jess and Ducko.

Myles Smith it is. Stargazing tip breakfast. Jess and Duckucco nobody stargazing here mate we got work to do that's right the sun's coming up to right Hey, it's that and this is my book men's operation superstar I think true blue blue color duck. Oh is my favorite version of you. Yeah, Queensley duck Oh, yeah, I think that's what it is. 4X. Forget where I am. Oh, there's Melk. Hello Babs. Babs is in here. What's going on with you? Um, just commented in my blog. That was his segue into you stardom. See, that's how relaxed we all are right now. It's just a conversation. That's right. Yeah, yeah.

No, we're still on. Okay, that's good. Yeah. You're not starting over. This is your time. If you do it again, you're the opener to firing. No, no, no. I thought we were working on not doing.

So this week I want to talk about and just on getting into it a bit. No, no, that's fine. But like, anyway, whatever. That was a weird question. Let's move on. It's okay. I think we should start again. Don't ask how she is, Ducko. Are you in your right mind? What? Okay, whatever, that was a weird question. Let's move on. It's okay. I think we should start again.

Don't ask how she is, Ducko. Are you in your right mind? What? Hey, Babs, what's going on with you? Just in here to do my blog. Hold on, I'm starting it, sorry guys. Chess and Ducko at 6.45. Hey, it's Babs and this is my blog.

Commence Operation Superstar Bratslay. Wow, every week we get some tips and we get some cool things happening from Babs. Babs, what have you got for us today? She's going to say it. Say it. What do you got? No, okay.

There's a few videos going around on the Tok at the moment, guys. Oh. Sorry, pardon me. Are we calling it the Tok now? I just did it. Because we always call it the Tiki Tok. That we get at the Tiki Tok, but I like to get my cool, you know, lingo from young Bads. The Tok. The talk.

Anyway, people are getting their colleagues and their friends to sit down and to say certain words in a really sexy way. Right? Traditionally unsexy words? Not even, but even just kind of like really close to the mic a bit, you know, ASMR-y, just, you know, really trying to make it as sexy as you can. Okay. Because it's quite hard.

So just like in their office places and stuff Yeah, yeah, but just like you know with their friends just trying it out because it's quite funny Okay, so I thought that I could give you guys some words today Okay, and you can really try and make them sound as sexy as you can think I think we're really phoning the blogging I'm gonna get Jess and duck oh to do a trend I want to hear your opinion on something because just not everyone has microphones because we can make it sound sexy in these but imagine you're just sitting in your cubicle. And I trying to get up close to Jeremy's iPhone. Yeah, yeah, and Jeremy's they're going needles. Okay guys, first word. Oh, sorry. Yeah, go ahead. Is mummy. Oh, yeah. yeah I mean Oh Dago, this is all you baby

This feels like a main Mummy Okay Mummy That felt good You shouldn't have played Chuck Yeah yeah Just before

Okay okay okay Because all I heard was Chuck saying it to Camilla You go Mummy Ooh Ew Shy Guy?

I wanna hear you do it Mommy Alright, what's your other words that come on keep going no no she Come on No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no sexy Yeah, yeah, yeah They play this in office places Just wait Oh, okay, we're going to do it again Okay Good girl Good girl

Good girl Don't make yourself a dog I'm a dog, thank you Get off a smack gun Give me a treat Okay, next word, I'm not doing it. Alright, next word. Is this gonna be a stitch up?

Like is she putting this all together? I'm waiting for something, here we go. Meow. Okay. Oh, you're, take us in there. Oh, am I doing like the- Wait, the words are the- Oh, now I know.

Just the word meow really sexy. But do you want me to go, oh, like sexy. So I wanna do my cat meow. Not the cat meow, just the word meow. Alright, meow. Meow. Meow. Ooh, just the word meow. Alright meow. Meow. Meow. Ooh frisky.

Meow. Oh. Cat, why does all your things sound so lonely? They sound the same as yours. This is a slightly different tone. They don't. They don't? Give me another word, Bad.

Yeah, but we should try and just go just go. Try and go finish them off. Croissant. Oh, there we go. Croissant. Yeah. Croissant. What's the point? Do you remember the instruction was to be sexy?

You're just saying the words. Get your Frenchman on. I love that he's thinking about it so much. He goes, all right, here I go. Croissant. Me, how? How do you say croissant sexy? Breathy, close your eyes, get into it, stroke the mic.

So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so he goes, alright, here I go. Croissant. Me? How? How do you say croissant sexy? Breathy, close your eyes, get into it, stroke the mic. Thank you. Croissant. I need it. Come on. Babs.

You didn't do it though, did you? He went full French, that's why you knowed it. It's all Flemmy. What, I'm doing it? Oh yeah, okay. Croissant. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.

I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it's why you knowed it. It's all for me. Well, I'm doing it. Oh yeah, okay. Croissant. How is that even different to what I did? It's not. Alright, yeah, next.

And the final word you guys is daddy. Duggo, take it away. It's hard. Daddy. Yes! Hello. Blah blah blah. It's hard. Daddy. That was, that was nice. That felt good. I went to another dimension.

You should call Morgan daddy. Yeah. Not mommy. Mommy's weird. Daddy's feels a bit weird for me though. Feels, you know, like you're calling out your own name during daddy. Hug me. I'll be your daddy's on tonight. Can I see you shy guy do it please?

Go shy guy. Come on. Take it seriously for God's sake. All right. Please. Integrity. Close your eyes. Okay.

Yeah. Close your eyes and pretend you're talking. I don't know. So I'm hotty. So I'm hot daddy. Daddy. Jess and Daco. Ariana.

Twilight Zone, tip practice. Jess and Daco, 659, still recovering from, uh, well, just from. Good girl. Daddy. I don't think we'll ever recover. I don't think so. Because my favourite thing now is to look to the future, Ducker, and just hope you play that all the time.

Daddy. Next time someone gets 10 out of 10 in Alphabox, we don't celebrate. We say good girl. We say good girl. We, yeah, about a few words on her blog and we had to say them sexy. And the guy sexy we found is just him saying words like this. Croissant. That's in a sexy way.

That was probably your most sexy. It was pretty sexy. Haley on the text line 04AAA881069, she had to pull over, Babs. She was giggling so hard. Mainly I think you saying, upies. I used to do that too, you know, when you would pretend to fall asleep in the back seat of the car. Once your parents, you'd driven home from dinner or the family friend's house and you'd be like, I want to be carried inside.

Carry me in like a princess. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's fantastic. Um, I reckon we're out of time, Daco. Let's, should we just move on? Oh, yeah. You want to just go to the ad?

I reckon we can just wrap this up. You never wrapped us up. I know, but now it's seven. I'm looking, I reckon we can flesh this out. When have you ever cared it was seven in the car? When have you ever looked at the time on this show? I reckon we could just wrap this up. I was like, oh, you never wrapped us up. I know, but now it's seven, I'm looking, I reckon we could flesh this out. When have you ever cared it was seven o'clock? When have you ever looked at the time on this show once?

That felt too jarring to go from up his... You've just gone from when my dad used to come around the car and say, alright, Ducco, that's enough, mate, we'll get out of here. Usually you pick up when I'm like, we've moved away from what the thing was. I was just vibing, you know? No, no, I was happy to keep vibing. But then you paused like I was going to keep going with my thing. I went, nah.

Yeah, OK. All right, can we, we, we. We're done here? All right, we're done there. All right. What's up next? Well, up next is the top of our. And then after that, we've got a fun topic.

More chances for a call of fame. More chances at call of fame, which is tickets for you and accommodation to the State of Origin Game 3. Decide us. Which will be fantastic. Next Wednesday. Yeah. Come on Which would be fantastic. Next Wednesday. Yeah. Come on.

So, uh, good girl. Daddy. Just keep playing those until we get out, eh? Exactly. I'm, you know, today has been shocking from both accounts from you two. Jess, looking at the time for once in the show, that never happens. When you brought up that we were recovering, I thought, oh no, we're staying here. Yeah.

I was just trying to pick up what you were putting down. I was like, we're staying with the good girl croissants. I reckon we're done here. And then you just stop. That's too hard of a stress. Just malfunction. We're all like, hang on a minute. We move on.

And we're still here. Yeah, we're still just sitting in that way. It's nice and uncomfortable for everyone involved. Babs, you want to add anything while we're here? No, I'm going to go make toast now. Well, the team's cooking today, guys? Hope you're all having a great Tuesday. We're gonna come back with a top of our,

telling you what we've got coming up. Jess and Ducco. Welcome to Tuesday. McCafe's new blend is worth getting out of bed for. It's smoother, richer, and available on the all day menu. I'm loving it. Absolutely. And we are loving this morning so far.

Yep, cracker show. Cracker show. And we are loving this morning so far. Yep. Cracker Show. Cracker Show. And there's still so much more to come. Fad Babs forget we're on air. Fad Jess wrap us up and we've had... I was just saying to Ducko, you, Shy Guy just popped out of studio to make some raisin toast. Yeah. But I was just saying, Shy Guy, I cannot bring myself, we've worked together for five, six years, I cannot bring myself to do the hand signal to the Duck Man. You know, silently saying, let's six years. I cannot bring myself to do the hand signal to the duck man. You know, silently saying, let's move forward. I can't bring myself to do it.

But vocalizing it, I think we're out of time. Should we just move on? Way worse. Let's be done here. Let's be done. We're out of time. Yeah, we're out of time. We best be getting...

I mean, we're all a bit rattled because we had Shagago Daddy. I think that's what it is. It's discombobulated a lot of us. We're all off the rails. We're all acting very unlike ourselves. Yeah it's Tuesdays you know what I mean. It gets the best of us. It does. It's okay though. We push through because up next I'm gonna tell you guys about a stereotypical dad moment that I've had. Which you have fought against. You've been a father now for nine weeks and you've been fighting, fighting against those stereotypical

dad things. Yep. Are you finally leaning in? Oh no. Oh no, we're still fighting. I'm disappointed that this happened to me. I'm really disappointed this happened to me. I didn't want it to happen and it's happened.

But you're going to share yours. Yep. And if people share theirs, maybe they can win tickets to Origin. Absolutely they can. Game three decides. Jess and Ducco. 13, 10, 60. Uh oh, I've gone full dad.

Or stereotypical dad moments. You can dob in your hubby, your partner. Totally. I'd love some self reflection from gentlemen who went, yeah, I've crossed over. I've gone full dad. Or a partner who's identified it. I've told you recently on this show that if I now make a joke or do something, people go, oh, dad joke. And it's like, well, that was funny two months ago. Absolutely. And now you're just claiming it's a dad joke because I've happened to be a dad.

Or are you too close to it? Yeah. Has your humor changed, but you can't see it? Maybe. It's like when the baby comes out, it's an iOS upgrade and automatically I just get daggy. Overnight, that first night you slept, you didn't even realize, but your software changed. It changed. It changed.

I malfunctioned a little bit. Exactly. So after our big week we had last week, there was obviously Origin on Wednesday night, then we had our big listener event on Thursday, then we're away on the Friday. I was absolutely exhausted. Been a big time. I'm not a napper. I'm not a, I'm not someone who can put something on the TV and fall asleep in front of it.

Just never been my vibe. Um, See, that's an old ADHD kicking in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. I've got so much energy. Yes. But when I was having a cup of tea, I was having my herbal sleepy tea.

That's right, which is new, new for you. And me digestive biscuit. Not chocolate, just standard. Just standard digestive, obviously. And I'm lying on the couch, drinking my tea, having my biscuit, and I didn't even realise I've put my tea down. I've fallen asleep. I have fallen asleep

with the biscuit on my chest and me snoring in front of before the kickoff has even started for the football. I'm talking 7.40 at night. Oh my God. And I'm also just picturing, was the tea drunk or just precariously a full cup of tea? It was too hot to drink. I got so excited for the tea. Resting on... It was too hot to drink. I just got so excited for the tea. You've fallen asleep. That is a combination of so dad but new parent. Oh, I've had a moment of peace. I'm out. I'm out of here. See you later. I got woken up to Morgan. I was like startled thinking it must have been midnight. She woke me up. It must have been like 7.55 and she's like, ah, you need to go to bed. You've fallen asleep. Flo's in bed. Like just... Let's all just tuck in for the night. What day is it? Where am I? Apparently I was snoring my lungs out on the couch,

a bit of crumb still on me. That sounds like after the big Christmas lunch, you know, dad, uncle and grandpa, they all take up residence on the couch, heads back, mouths agape. See you later. And just see you later. It was a full dad moment, ohez, how did this happen to me? I love that so much. I've entered into this dad realm and I don't want to be here.

Oh my god, now you're going to start buying belts because all the dads, they just wear a belt. It's not about fashion anymore. We're sleeping whenever we can. I know. 13, 10, 60. Did you have that moment, you went, I've crossed over. Uh oh, full dad.

Uh oh, I've gone full dad. I told Jess I'm going in the kitchen before before Shaga, which I didn't even think was that daggy. I thought it was just, I thought it was just actually pretty cool. But it came out, I said, you know, I'm in my NFL fantasy football and it's coming back this year. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jess is, I said, she asked me when the season's come back, I said, September. Do you remember last year we had a go at him? Cause you know, I think maybe the key, Morgan must have been pregnant or maybe not, but whatever, there's a lot going on in your life. You're like, I've joined three, two fantasy leagues and we're going, where are you finding the time? What's going on in 2025? I just want to let you guys know I'm in a third one and not just in a third one.

I'm commissioner. He's running one, shy guy. Call me commish when I come in. You're like the monopoly man equivalent. Exactly right. Call me the commish duck man. The commish. So not only in three, how different could three be? Are you just picking the same teams across all three?

That's a lot to explain though. We don't have the time. I've already wrapped us up once. Now we don't have time. Don't make me wrap us up again. To be a commissioner of a fantasy football league. I know. It's ridiculous. You're going to have to give up golf. You cannot do both.

Surely. I know it's going to be tough. But these activities take up so much. I said it so nonchalantly thinking it was like, yeah, pretty cool. And Jess is like, oh my God, make sure you say that when you do your, uh-oh, I've gone full dad. And here we are. So 13, 10, 60 dads unite or, you know, ladies, you can drop it.

You can dob in your hubby. Absolutely. Uh-oh. You've gone full dad. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. I've gone full dad. Come over to the dark side.

Yeah. You used to be young and hip and now you're commissioner of an NFL fantasy league. I, uh, yeah, I am. Uh, I'm also falling asleep on the couch at 7.30 with a digestive biscuit crumb on me. And a warm cup of tea. And a full cup of tea! Didn't even get to drink me sleepy tea. Have you been to tea too? It's expensive.

It is expensive. You get the matching nice little cup. You want to be enjoying that before you're not off, Dad. I burned myself. I think for my husband when I identify he'd gone full Dad, he was always pretty handy, but when I noticed he was cleaning the bathtub with a scrubber brush attachment on his drill I went mate just a bit of elbow grease he's like no innovation that's good absolutely exactly what you want make your tools work harder for you. Exactly work smarter not harder. Absolutely. So I thought you can you know dads if you're out there you want to dob yourself in I didn't think we'd get many dads though I

thought it would be exactly what we've got. Not as many blokes are as self-reflective as you, Ducker. Yeah. So it looks like we've got a couple of partners who are going to dob them in. Brianna, on 13 10 60, this was your husband going full dad? Hello, yes, he does. We have two toddlers and at night time he will go in to put them to bed and he falls asleep and then they come out and go Hey mum, let's play

Like sleeps like on the floor in their room or like in their bed. Oh So they have a big like they share a big double bed Because they want to say he'll fall asleep. They're climbing over him to get out And they're outside playing he falls asleep halfway through pig the pug and they're like cool. He's still asleep and they're outside playing. He falls asleep halfway through Pig the Pug and they're like, cool, he's out, let's go. Yeah, they're like, all right, great. So first boss is defeated. Oh, yeah. Let's get to the next one.

Trudy, good morning. Good morning, guys. Happy Tuesday. Happy Tuesday. We love Tuesdays, Trudy. We do. Your husband has gone full dad mode. The moment I realised my husband went full dad mode was when I was standing in the kitchen,

I looked over when our little 28 year old now was two and I looked over and here he is playing Barbies with a pink wig and pink lipstick. I went, yep, there's the dad. Lean in. Girl dads lean in. I love it. I look forward to that stage. Absolutely.

Because the theatre and the drama, the dress up, the imagination. Morgan always gets as it got me because right now Flo doesn't know what's going on, but you've got to speak to them. And I mimic her sounds really well and stuff. And then last night I was being a monkey on the ground going pretending to eat bugs off her and stuff like that. She was loving it. Grooming. Fantastic. And then Pam was getting all concerned because pan was then jumping on me being

like why is there a monkey in the house? Pam's like I gotta tick that can you get mine too? Come on get this out but I tell her stories like when I'm reading a story I make stories up so you've got picture blocks that she needs to look at that are like black and white and that you don't usually have words for this age so you're like well, well, daddy needs a bit of a storyline. But Morgan doesn't know that I'm telling a fake story. She thinks I'm reading a book and my stories get so dark. Like the owl kills the fish and then the fish shouldn't have trusted the owl. And it's like, I'm like, at SeaFlow, there's a lesson in not trusting strangers.

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You do not need an invitation. There's another opportunity where we are genuinely going to say call 13 10 60 contribute yep but if the mood strikes if shy guy says something and you go I wholeheartedly disagree sir I want in I want in yeah here's my couple of cents 13 10 60 it's got to be half decent Babs will put you through and if she does you're with a chance to be at the game three decider if she does you know what you say to Babs? Good girl. That's what you say. And game three decider if she does you know what you say to Babs good girl Let's say and what do what do we say if she doesn't don't dad doesn't put us through talking Oh, yeah, she has what us through Chris on

Just cuz yeah Shaggy's had some great one-liners today on the show team. Absolutely. The walls are coming down. He's playful He's kitten like you're turning 30 this weekend. weekend yeah I just keep bringing it up to you because you act very nonchalant. Whatever. We're having a party. He's having a party with his friends not with us but you know. There's no party. What are you doing to celebrate? Oh I'm getting together with some friends. Did we miss? I know I don't check Facebook often enough. I've been in a Facebook event. I think my MySpace that he sometimes posts on but not there. WhatsApp? He's a WhatsApper? I don't have the notifications turned on.

I've got my speech ready for your 30th. There's no speech. There's no party. I've been coordinating a flash mob for the past three months and I've got nowhere to actually flash. Babs is doing a parody song. We know how everyone feels. About a parody song?

About celebrating. Next is year of the song, speaking of songs. Speaking of songs, Saga, you asked him off it. Do you want to know the theme? Well, yeah, what's the theme? Duggo tried to ask you off it and you went, no, no. I said, wait for the hook break, which is here we are here and now. It is National Upcycling Day.

So I've got songs that have been sampled, old songs. Yeah. What? So is the song you're Song you're gonna play... The new version of the old because it's upcycled. Oh okay so they're all gonna be modern. That is a real stretch. Upcycling. I love that you're talking about upcycling. National upcycling day. Yep the beginning 1690. Really? What a day. All the way back. Okay alright guys well whatever that theme was we've got it coming up next. Jess and Ducco. Year of the song.

We've just learnt it's national, sorry, global. Global. National this time. National upcycling day. So in a very tenuous link, we're doing songs that have sampled old songs. Yes. Beyonce sampled the Chi-Lites, 1970ss hit Are You My Woman? To make this song crazy in love.

So do the Chi Lights get some money from that? Yeah they will get a royalty. She's one of her biggies. What are the Chi Lights up to these days? I couldn't have even told you the Chi Lights were an organisation. Crazy in love. Crazy in love with Beyonce. With Jay-Z. Yes. See she brought out Jay-Z for a concert recently overseas. Did she? They came out and did this song.

Is that what it was? I was seeing the headline surprise announcement. I thought she was announcing Australian tour. She doesn't want to come down here. I don't know what it is about her. I understand we're far away B, but like. There's a lot of fans here. You a plane. Yeah, there are ways bizarre there are way Yeah, I'm not the cowboy Carter album. No, not yet She really wants it Vinyl Anyway, shout out to the rice cooker as well. So fear who got us the right Taylor Swift. I also didn't get Teller Swift album that I also didn't get. I wonder when this one comes out.

Crazy in love. Sorry, yeah, yeah. It's gotta be early O's, surely. Absolutely. I can still picture the film clip in there, little denim cut-offs. This is a good time of music. Couldn't agree more. I wanna say 2008.

Oh, I'm going 01. Alright. Is that way too early? Correct answer's 03. No points. Jack Harlow. Jackie Hay. He sampled Fergie's Glamorous.

Of course he did. Or he upcycled the No points. Jack Harlow, Jackie H. He sampled Fergie's Glamorous. Of course he did. Or he upcycled Fergie's Glamorous. Nice. And today's theme for National Upcycling Day. I like the way you did that. Thank you.

Now Glamorous was a great track. This one we played a lot. I back announced it a fair bit in my time. Not long ago. Yeah. I'm going to say for me this was 21. Ooh, I'm going 23. Ooh. It's bang in the middle, 22.

Oh, hey! Bang, giddy up. Okay, there you go. Jacky, come on. Eric Prince, Prince Pride? Pride. Call on me. Eric Prides, call on me.

He sampled, he upcycled Steve Winwood's Valerie. Of course he did. Jeez, what's Winwood up to? We should really do a lesson with course he did. Jeez, what's Winwood up to? We should really do a listen to an Eric up to. Yeah, what's Proxy up to? He'd have a residency somewhere, surely. Just playing this on the pay for eight hours. This song made him bank.

He's done it off this. You're mentioning so many songs. The film clip, Tattooed on My Brain. You know that sexy aerobics class. This is early O's again, you reckon? Or late 90s. Could be late 90s. Oh was it though? Oh but now am I thinking of the film clip like the aerobics

was giving sort of that. The film clip had VHS style to it. Yeah see that's the one. He's on tour in the moment Eric. In the EU? Love that. That's what Babs wanted to see when she comes on your holiday with you. Fair enough. Gotta go see it. Take Lucci to Eric. That and Queen of the Stone Ages. She's eclectic. She is. Our young friend. I reckon, I'm going to say, oh, where'd you go? I went 05. Okay. I'll go 7. Correct answer's 04. Oh, close. Oh, Danny. What other effects?? Oh my goodness me. Ariana Grande. A.G. She upcycled this one from the Sound of Music. Stop it.

This is Seven Rings. I can't tell you I know this one too well. She sexified a Sound of Music track. That's for sure. Do is a dear, a female dear. You can really make anything sexy, can't you? You absolutely raise a drop of golden sun. Come on, make anything sexy, can't you? You absolutely need to drop a golden sum. Come on, Shaggy, join me.

No. Me, uh, name, uh, call myself. Is that sound of music? Yeah, this part. Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh Things, of course! I've seen that movie a few times. I've also been to the place they film sound of music, to the meadows they ran in. Is it Austria? Yeah, Austria. Beautiful part of the world. I've seen it on travel guides.

Yeah, it's a good part of the world. I went there and thought, this is the meadow that Julie Andrews sang in. I was like, what a waste of my time. Why am I here? What else is there? Amor is there taking photos of the hill? I'm like, we could be anywhere, honey. What's the other sound of music?

The hills are alive. No, the other one with the children saying goodnight. Avito saying goodnight. Avito saying goodnight. What well behaved kids. Very well behaved. If you can get your kids to sing in a quartet. He was a harsh taskmaster. It was a different time. It was war time. Sorry this song I got no clue. I'm gonna go nine. Oh, I went 11. Okay, it was 2019. Oh, jeez.

You were well off. Oh yeah. Flowrider upcycled this one from Dead or Alive's You Spin Me Round like a record from 1985. Tell me Flowrider, this isn't an OG. It's not an OG. Flowrider and Kasha. Do you know Flowrider is just Florida with different intonation? Really? Yeah.

This was the song they used in the end of Hangover, right? When they were looking at all the photos. It is. At the very end. Now Hangover is a massive film. That would have been 2007 I reckon, the Hangover. 2007, 2008. So I reckon this song was big and if I'm Carrier the One, I'm gonna say 06, baby. Oh god, I'll go earlier. 4.

Have I just had a beautiful mind? No, 2009. You threw me off with your beautiful minding! I was on your way! Darko's won with the one point. Oh is it over? Well we've got a tie babe, we don't need it. Surprisingly interesting thing.

I'm getting to the point where I want a few of these, haven't I? You've won the last few, yeah. Absolutely. All right. Well done. Thank you, team. Beautiful day. Happy upcycling.

Jess and Ducco. Ducco, right now, I think there's two types of people in this world and I've actually categorised our team and I want to know if I've got it correct or not. I've got you, me and Babs in one camp and Shy Guy on his own in another. But please, Tim, correct me if I'm wrong. Okay. Yeah, go on. Two kinds of people in the world.

You're traveling to a destination in your car. You need to park your car. Do you A, take the first park you see. You know your destination might even still be a few blocks away, but it's a relatively busy area. You go, I'm parking here. I'm not going to risk getting closer. Or you get all the way to your destination in the hope the mayor's office park,

it's right out the front. And maybe you have to circle three, four, five times, but your intention is get as close as possible. Even in like a shopping centre? Even a shopping centre. Closer to the lift or the shops or whatever. Yes, I've put you, me and Babs as, take the first park you see. I've seen it, I'm not going to risk it. See I'm a Mayor's office. I'm a go for it. See I put you with us in that category because I thought you don't mind an extra bit of exercise. So you wouldn't mind if it was three blocks away to get to your destination.

Even if I see a park when I first drive in I go, if there's one there that's a good omen, I'm gonna keep going. Find one. Yeah, I've got to keep looking. I thought you would be that. Unless if it's like a busy, busy Westfield and there's heaps and you just need to get something. Yes. Whatever. The number of times I had a meeting the other day, I was meeting a couple that I'm a celebrant for at a hotel, so busy area, heart of the city, and I parked, I reckon three blocks away, walked to the hotel and the park right out the front. And you just go, ah, maybe that person just pulled away and they would, it would have actually been full if I'd still been in the car. Babs, did I get you correct? You got me correct. Okay.

First one. Yeah. I hate parking. I find it so stressful So if I see a park, I'm like, I'm gonna cop it. I'm just gonna do it and walk That's probably the element as well. The closer you get to the busy destination the more eyeballs on you So if you're having to do a reverse parallel, or the side street One of the great alpha moves though, reverse parking in front of a crowd Babs. And you've got that new car now. Yeah, well, that's the thing. I still can't park it properly Even even with all the bells and whistles because I'm just not used to a car that

big so yeah right even at shopping centers at the moment I'm parking like way back where there's no one just so that you know just to tuck into the corner. Have you ever gone to a shopping center and like genuinely forgotten where you parked your car? That happens to me semi-frequently. I always always go through the same entrance I try and park in the same area but if that area happens to me semi-frequently. I always, always go through the same entrance. I try and park in the same area, but if that area happens to be full and I'm in a new access point, I have to get my phone out and write, entry near Priceline. Because I will be there. Blue 6, C6, park next to pole, 4 down. I have actually offered someone a lift before. They waved me down. I must have been leaving or was I entering?

Regardless, they waved me down saying, we're so sorry, we can't find our car. Could you drive us around so we can look for it? That feels weird. It did feel weird. Did you let them in? I did. Surely not.

That goes against everything in you. That's what's left in the car. I know, but sussing the vibe. Relatively young couple, I thought. Oh, young couple. They spoke to what I guess and I say again. That's too many people to see. They're luring you into a false sense. Oh, oh. No, I'm joking. I survived. It was all good. But yeah genuinely ended up driving them up and down the aisles and they were clicking their car hoping that it would flush the lights.

And they eventually got it? We eventually got it. It only took a few minutes actually. They weren't too far away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I know if you don't do the same thing every time, forget got it. It only took a few minutes actually. They weren't too far away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I know if you don't do the same thing every time, forget about it. It's the worst. It's like going to another supermarket you don't usually go to. I'm like, I am lost. This is a foreign country. Well, when the aisles are all backwards. Yeah, exactly.

It's like going to a different Woolworths. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. It's disgusting. Well, for you, shopping in Aldi when you have to get our cereals. I, yeah, Aldi is a whole other ball game. Absolutely's odd. Or for you, shopping in Aldi when you have to get our cereals. Yeah, Aldi's a whole other ballgame. Absolutely it is. There's a whole billboard. We've exhausted the Woolworths aisle for cereal. Because that's tomorrow's Shard Guy Dips. Tomorrow 7am. Set an alarm. Are you doing an Aldi cereal? Maybe. Well last week he threw in bloody Cinnamon Toast Crunch. He went to America to get his cereal. We did. We had to go to an importer.

Okay. Watch this space. Tick it up, tick it up, turning up. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10k alpha box on hit. Alpha box. Yes, 30 seconds, 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer, can't use the same answer twice, and if you're unsure of the question, say pass, we come back.

Of course, if there's time. We are playing for 10K. Now, we haven't had very many good players recently. No, remember when we were flirting with eights and nines, and we thought, we're building, we're building, and then we dropped to a nudie run? Yeah. Ones and twos.

I would love to touch the tip of a nine again. Just touch the tip. Charles the Tip. You watched sausage party, really? Yeah. We go to, oh, here's a tip toucher. Kylie, good morning Kylie. Good morning. Confirm or deny Kylie. You're a tip toucher.

Tip toucher. Oh yeah baby. Kylie is picking up what we are putting down and we love her for it. Kylie, what's motivating you today? What do you want to pay 10 grand on? I would like to pay my husband on a European river cruise. Oh nice. You're speaking Babs' language, is that how you got that?

I'm going to pay my husband on a European river cruise. Oh nice. You're speaking Babs' language, is that how you got that? I'm going to pay my husband on a European river cruise. Oh nice. You're speaking Babs' language, is that how you got that? I'm going to pay my husband on a European river cruise. Oh nice. You're speaking Babs' language, is that how you got on? I would like to pay my husband on a European river cruise. Oooh nice!

You're speaking Babs' language, is that how you got through? Saying, oh I want to put some money in the cruise industry. Big cruiser over here. Anything with a ship on. Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no absolutely the most animated we see Babs is when a big cruise liner comes in she turns into Jess's family does Kylie a European river cruise what do we think of Budapest go down that river beautiful somewhere somewhere down there yeah I love it all right well let's get her there. Well the letter that stands between you and a big old ship, it's the letter F. Kylie F for fancy.

Fancy. And uh... That's a good letter, that's a solid letter. Plenty of words start with F, Kylie. I've got faith in you. Mm-hmm. Here we go. Thank you. Alrighty, your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter F. We need you to name a girl's name. Pass. A colour.

Pass. A horror movie. Pretty. Oh pass. An animated TV show. Oh pass. An animal. Fox. An instrument. An animal. Fox. An instrument. Foghorn. A fabric. A fabric. Pass.

An occupation. Kylie. Kylie, you promised us. Kylie, you promised us. A girl's name. Felicity Fiona, the first one. Only 20, 25, you could have said any word. Oh my goodness. That was the pressure. I don't know if we've ever had anyone pass on name.

I don't think we have. That's a first. That might be a first. One two three four five six passes and you got two correct. A colour could have been forest green. Are we paying foghorn for an instra? Can we pay that? Surely a foghorn. I don't know if it's an instra. Is it not? Chaka can you google it just so we know for next time? A horror movie you went to say Freddie got but you couldn't finish that one. It's Friday the 13th. The Final Destination. An animated TV series. Family Guy.

A fabric could have been felt. An occupation. A farmer. Fashion designer. Flight attendant. There's a few there. It's a signaling instrument. The foghorn. There you go. An instrument? There you go! I thought it was like an alarm, you know, just a sound. It's anything that makes noises in an instrument. You know what? True. Kylie, you don't go away empty-headed though. 100 dollars to spend online at Vira Fleur, that is all yours.

Lovely, thank you. Thank you, Kylie. Thanks for playing. Have a great day, guys. I was so disappointed. I thought we would touch on tips, Ducko. But perfect segue for the next. Kylie's at Segway, that's really into the next topic. Are you dumb, 131060? And hey, people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Don't worry, we are right there with you. Oh, we're dumb.

I'm one of the biggest dumb bums. But you're in round three of Are You Dumb? Origin tickets are gross. Do it next. Jess and Ducko. Are you Dumb? Origin tickets are gross. Do it next! Jess and Ducco. Are you dumb? Some of our favourite contributions have come from asking this very question. Well, you can't cook rice without a rice cooker, can you?

Honorary mention to Kylie, who just played AlphaBucks, who passed on girls' names. And hey, we understand pressure can make you dumb. I don't know. We're all dumb. We're all dumb in our own ways. Round one and two, it's always you and me bringing something personally that makes us dumb. And it's one of those things where you look at yourself in the mirror and you think, God, I thought I had my life pretty much put together. I think I'm smart in some ways. Yeah.

And then life throws a challenge at your ducko and just slaps a label on your forehead. Now you're dumb. Idiot, yep. We discussed Friday on the show, we're broadcasting live from the beautiful Chateau-Alan in the Hunter Valley. We'd spent the night with some beautiful rice cookers. But I flooded my hotel room, my beautiful villa. It did come with a bath.

I bailed early on the dinner because I just needed to unwind. I'd left it all on the dance floor, wanted to unwind in the tub, have a soak, but had to send you an SOS video. Yep. To the team saying- The jets of my bath were going haywire, spraying water all over, bathroom floor slowly starting

to flood more and more. Babs pointing out, you've turned the jets on before the tub was full. Helpful when I'm in crisis mode and bathroom is already flooding. I didn't know that was common knowledge. My mother called me the next day and said, was that a bit of fun for the radio? I said, no, ma. That was legit. That was legit.

I didn't know that was a thing. Because we were all insane to you. You've got to put the jets on after the tub's full and they're only like a quarter down and you like, how does everyone know this? And you also flagged the tap's still running. You're still trying to fill the tub. You could turn the tap off and you could just press the button again. It will turn itself off.

I also didn't know you could turn jets off. I thought once you'd press the button, it was on a timer and there was no way to stop the flow of motion. I put it on the Jess and Ducco Instagram page, Ducco. 93% of respondents have said, yeah, everyone does know this. But 7% have said, no, I'm learning this for the first time. None of those people commented publicly. Of course.

They're too scared. I was getting DMs, Ducco. People going, nah, you've just taught me. Mossy said, I just learned it recently when I too flooded a hotel room. Okay. There's another flutter. I'm pissed off at Logan though. He DMs, Oh Jess, everyone knows this, you duffer.

I however, just moved into a new place and jumped in my spa, couldn't turn the jets off and flooded my bathroom night one. So sorry, Logan, does everyone know? Or did you too? Have a bit of a dumb moment. You dumb Logan. And flood your bathroom. I love how no one's defending you.

They're not publicly coming out and saying, yeah, I'm do this as well. This is what we do. Or I didn't know that. It's all right. There are gaps in our knowledge. In your bathtub knowledge. In your bathtub knowledge. 13, 10, 60.

Are you dumb though? It's a good old fashioned are you dumb? You know, you can just look back on it and you can admit it. In the moment it was tough. Cause the way we can look at it, Ducko, is there's no such thing as mistakes, only learnings. Only lessons. And the rice cooker community can learn, all learn together. I've taught 7% of our community to not put the jets on until the bath is full.

Well like 96% laugh at you guys. So it is what it is. We can learn together. We can. Lisa, hello. Hi, how are you? Yeah, good babe. Are you dumb? Oh, so dumb. I'm in that 7 are you? Yeah, good, baby. You dumb?

Oh, so dumb. I mean, that seven percent, by the way, I think you go. Public admission. Thank you, Lisa. I'm going to get us embroidered jackets. But what if you don't want to? Don't want us. What? What? What did you do that was dumb? I feel even dumb ringing to it, but I didn't know that when you put petrol in your car

that it clicked off when it was full. I thought you just had to guess how much petrol you put in and then stop before it flooded. So you never got to the click Lisa, this whole time you've just been going, that should do. Oh look, about 50 bucks here and there. I never went too much home because I thought I was going to flood my vehicle or it would just pour out at the petrol station and then I'd look like a real dumb idiot. Absolutely. You know what's funny about that? No one really teaches you putting petrol in the car.

It's a lesson I never got taught. 100% it's like running, we're just expected to know. And really some instruction probably would come in handy. There's Lisa chucking her 30 here and there. Apparently it clicks. Apparently it clicks. Apparently when it's full and it tells you no more. Can we stay with the petrol bowser Lisa? I don't know how people, you know sometimes, and it's always an old bloke, they click it into place and then they

can go hands-free. Oh I can't do that. How the hell do you do that? You put like the cap in between the the handle so your cap in between the handle. Oh it's not a trick on the actual nozzle itself. I don't know, I've never been able to do it. But I can't do it either. It's not a trick on the actual nozzle itself. I don't know, I've never been able to do it. I always look at them in admiration. While we're staying in the petrol world, when you don't park close enough to the numbers, because you want to be courteous to the drivers behind you and not park too far out, and then you can't actually see how much you're putting in?

Yes. Morons. Anyway, Lisa, hey, welcome to the dumb club. Tub bludders. Oh, man. Tub bludders. You're in. Tub flutters. You're in.

We'll go to Robbie then we'll get a song, we'll get more on 13 10 60. You dumb. Robbie, what do you got for us? Well, I must admit I was dumb when I was a lot younger. I've learned in the cooking aspect, I thought I'd make a beautiful roast dinner for my then boyfriend. Roasted a boiling chicken. Wait one more time.

You're going to have to explain in detail. You roasted? Well you used to be able to buy boiling chickens to make soup. Okay. I didn't realise there was different types of uncooked chicken. Well sorry Jess you're dumb again. Yeah, definitely. I mean I didn't know about the boiling chicken but I'm looking it up now. No Robbie, no no, now we need to. No, Robbie. No, no, no. We need to drill down on this. The whole chalk you can buy from the cold section at Woolies, you're telling me they're

specifically for boiling or specifically for roasting. It's the same dead chalk. No, they used to be. Oh, used to be. Okay, back in the day. Yeah. The boiling chicken were the old bastards. Yeah, I see.

What's the difference back then, Robbie? What was special about the boiling chalk that you couldn't roast it? Well, it was because it was an old bastard, it turned to rubber. Oh, you're telling me the chicken was an old bastard? So you'd whack it in a boiler. The chicken was an old bastard, yeah. Just the way Roman wanted their chook. So you put that boiling chicken, which is meant for boiling water, in the oven.

Yeah, and roasted the bastard. How did the bastard turn out? Rubber. Oh no. Did you get dumped? Was he like, well, that's enough from did the bastard turn out? Rubber. Oh no. Did you get dumped? Was he like, well that's enough from you, I'm out of here. No, I wish I hadn't. He turned out to be bad. He turned out to be the bastard now, hey Robbie?

He was the rubber bastard, yeah. He was, it's all cyclical. Robbie, you owe about 25 bucks in the swear jar, but thank you for your contribution. 13, 10, 60 60 are you dumb? Oh we're talking boiling chokes and tub flooding. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. Are you dumb? Tub flutters unite. Yep. Tub flutters! Apparently it's common knowledge that you don't fill up a bathtub until, sorry, you don't turn the jets on on a tub until it's full. I did not know that and 7% of the

rice cookers are with me but no one publicly admitting that they too did not. I was getting DMs and I was like let's bring it into the light team. There's no such thing as mistakes. Granted the housekeeping team who had to clean up my flooded hotel room probably disagree. Hey just turn the taps off next time. You should put that, that's the next poll. If you do make an issue, how many of you knew you could just turn the taps off and the water would stop?

You can also turn jets off apparently. Shigar just, what did you say? I thought the word commissioner was spelled with a H in it. What an absolute idiot. Commissioner. Spelling, spelling's a toughie though. I'm worried with you on spelling, I'm a bad speller. And you could argue people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, but that's why we're

bringing it all into the light. We've all had our whoopsie daisy moments. Robbie roasting a boiling chicken. You don't roast a boiler, that would call the boilers. You don't roast a boiler. You can't be doing that. We go to another Jess on 13 10 60. Jess, are you dumb?

Yeah, well it happened just over 20 years ago. So I'd like to think that I made some improvements since then. Mate, no such thing as mistakes, only learnings, Jess. But it was my first time going to the races. We went to the boxing day races in Newcastle and I was with my partner and I put my very first bet on a horse race. And he said to me, do you want to bet both ways? And I said, well, I had no idea they even ran both ways.

Very embarrassing. And now I know that's not true. But that's funny. I mean, you've never bet before. How are you to know? Exactly. They could turn around at the end and run the other way. And now we're going to do it backwards guys.

And horse betting, they do have their lingo. You're putting it on the nose to play, spitting both ways. Like what are you, and you're there going, oh, I guess. Absolutely. Here's my $5. Just make it work for me, please. Thank you, Jess. What a great learning. Yeah. Tamara, good morning. Hey, how are you going?

Yeah, good babe. Are you dumb? Yeah. So when I like years ago, when I first got my license, I went to the servo to put air in my tyres and I didn't realise that you had to stop like at a certain like PSI or whatever it's called. I just kind of kept filling them until they blew up and not, fortunately they didn't pop, but my dad had a heart attack when I told him because he was like, oh my God, the tyres are going to pop when you're driving He was driving like a giant clown car

But again when we talk about the racers having their own lingo don't even talk to me about mechanics and cars The PSI. I would love to see what you actually pumped it up to. Yeah, like what the number was that you hit Funnily enough. I actually married a mechanic and when I tell the story he freaked out because I'm not allowed to touch the cars anymore. So he does all that. Fair. That's his domain. I thought that story was going and then you went inside to pay. How much?

I've just had three minutes of air put in my cars. Do you remember that when people would, there was that craze a couple of years ago. Yes, I remember calling my dad, premium air. Yeah. Erin, good morning. Good morning guys. How are you? Yeah, good babe.

Are you dumb? Good morning guys. How are you? Yeah, good babe. Are you dumb? Look, in the moment I didn't realise how dumb I was, but now looking back, yeah, so up until about a year ago, my husband and I, we were watching a TV show with Dwayne Johnson and I said to him, oh my God, he looks so much like the wall. Yep. And in that moment, I think my husband contemplated why he married me.

We were actually not two separate people. It's a one person. That's on The Rock for changing his Hollywood name. Just go by The Rock. Don't do a mid-change. Exactly. Monique on 13 10 6, are you dumb, Monique? So dumb.

What have you done? Um, so Colonel Sanders from KSC, for 25 years of my life, I thought it was Colonel Sanders. Colonel Sanders. That's only funny when you say it in front of, let's go eat from the Colonel. And it's like, what? One of those words, until you hear it spoken, whilst you've got the writing in front of you, you're not putting two and two together. You know my wife can't say Levi's and so she still is adamant that they're Levee's and I keep saying different things around her. So she's like, should we get the Levee's? And I'm like, why are you going to Levee's? What's that song?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Levee's was right, that's it, the Levee's were right. Jordie, you're dumping in a friend. Yes I am. So my girlfriend saw us girls peed out of the same hole. Oh, very good. Very good. How did that conversation come up? Like you're just having a couple of drinks and then you start talking about your lady parts? Yeah, probably. Yeah, she was 34 years old and she didn't realize that we peed out of our separate hole. Yeah, Shagos just looked at me with his eyes going, I don't get it. Shagos just going, what are you talking about?

We'll get the model out of the... To be fair, weird. That's not true. Jess and Ducco. Hey, yesterday I had a... Fire. Pit. Fail.

Mate, I made fail. I made sure I go get that at six 50 in the morning for no reason other than that. All we have in this job is audio. That's it. So you may as well milk it. That's it. And get people working for you. It doesn't have to sound good.

Do it again. Set it up. Fire. No, I want the whole sentence. So yeah, yesterday, cause it's been cold. So I went to Bunnings and I bought myself a pit. You already owned a pit. But that pit that I owned was, it was old and cheap and tacky.

Yeah. And you know what? That looked like the kind of pit that was purely for aesthetics. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? It was that sort of shallow, shallow, had no brass bowl. Exactly. You see everyone have, was that a cheapie? And had no hole in the bottom, so there was no ventilation. No hole where? So no hole in the bottom.

Of the pit. Babs, you want to chime in on one? Come on, go for it. Throw it. Have one. You have to set up the sentence? Set up, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know.

Fire. Good one, that's pit. Pit. So anyway, it was, we got a new one, right? This one was like probably, I didn't get, you can buy ones that are like 400 bucks, but we just got one that was- I could have no idea of the price point of a- Fire.

That's right. Fire. Pit. Yeah, yeah. I think you'd get it by now. Well, I'm trying to do the story now. I'm actually trying to move on now. I'm trying to get the story. I'm staying with it. I'm trying to get the story. We're two minutes in, all I've done is play Pitbulls Sting.

And I've had a great time. And now I might pull a Jess and just wrap us up and get out of here. We're out of time, Tucko. See ya. So anyway, got this pit. The guy at Bunnings tells me you get what you pay for. So I spent like 140 on this thing, you know. Good ventilation from the bottom,

bit of a deeper pit, excited. Last night we couldn't do it on Sunday because Flo ruined our routine. And we thought, you know what, let's just make Flo have this fire with us. No matter what time of the day, we're going to do it around sunset, which is just peak tough time with kids. And she wasn't sleeping. So we'd had her for a walk and I had her in the carrier on my stomach. Okay. So she fell asleep on me and Morgan's like, I don't think you can take her off now because then she'll wake up. So we're having this fire pit with you with flow on you. Okay. Get comfortable, honey. Wait, but did you have to set up the fire? Well, this is the problem, right Jess? I'd set up a little bit of it before we went on the walk,

thought I could do the rest. It was too hard to bend over with her on me and stuff. So Morgan, I said, honey, you're in charge of setting up this fire pit. Wood. Yeah. Is she in charge of wood? Yes. She's in charge of the wood and the kindling. And I had my mini hatchet out.

Because that would usually be your job. Yeah, it's my domain. And you like that job because that feels very primal. It feels very hunter gatherer. Even though I'm putting on a fire for family. I'm putting on so much fire starters on that thing. It still feels primal. Okay, not as caveman as I can dream. I'm putting like, just use one block. I'm using like seven blocks of fire starters. You in your top to toe beige industry kit,

trying to chop up wood. Honey, let's have a pit. Honey, I'm going to pick up the Mont Montepulciano that I got from the cellar door. Had a nice bottle of red. Of course you did. It was just an excuse to have a bottle of red wine on a Monday, let's be real. Are you piercing marshmallows onto twigs? No, I didn't have to go that far.

We were just flat check getting this thing started. Because Morgan then, she was breast pumping at the time. Cause I was bottle feeding in the afternoon too. She's like, I can't do the wood, I'm on the boob. Exactly. Well, I've got the baby. So the reality of it was us trying to do a fire pit in the afternoon with me, I had flow on me trying not to wake her up.

So I'm directing Morgan from afar. I put that on there and I put that fire starter under there. Now try and light that. She's got the breast pumps in her. Now for those that don't know what a breast pump is, it's what sucks the milk out while to sort of get rid of the- And she got the hands free so she can just tuck it into the bra. Into her bra, right?

And then she's over the fire pit. Oh no. It's into her bra and she's bending over to her own door and breast milk is just pouring out and into the fire. And I'm like, stop, you're putting breast milk on the fire! That's us liquid gold, we can't be wasting that. Don't waste it all. Also, extinguishing the fire, I imagine.

Exactly, it wasn't, cause it was like right before it was getting lit too, so it was even harder to light, because it was all damp with breast milk. Yeah, can't be lighting a fire in a pit with damp kindling. Oh, with breast milk and kindling. Sopping with breast milk. It was one of those real look around being like, well, are we trying? But we still, hey, we had a little fire.

It was OK. You guys are pushing against the, we're parents. It's like, nah, nah, we're still us. I'm going to live my life. And we can still live our lives the way we used to. Yep's like, nah, nah, we're still us. I'm gonna live my life. And we can still live our lives the way we used to. Yep. Flo's just there, nuzzled into daddy.

Yep. Nah, I'm ruining all your good times. A bottle of red wine was good though. Oh, that's good. It was nice. Were you just sitting around an unlit? Well, it was lit. Pit?

An unlit fire pit. Pit? Nah, it was lit. It just wasn't lit as good as it could have been. Fair, fair, fair. And breast milk doesn't help things go up, guys. So that ventilation and the money you'd spent on this fancy new fire pit. Yeah, I was just disappointed I didn't get to settle up properly. You know what I mean?

When you get a new toy and you're not the first one to play with it. I know. So we go again tonight. We've rebuilt! Jess and Ducco. What a morning it's been. Great tops. Hell of a Tuesday.

Great Tuesdays. Good vibes, good energy. Excellent work. Yeah. Ahead of our Wednesday show tomorrow we have Shy Guy dips. Last week we pulled out Cinnamon Toast Crunch, $23 a box. Yeah. I don't know where you found the funds. We found them. Yeah, yeah. Doesn't matter where we found them. I saw that box sitting in the cereal cupboard here. No one's had it yet. No one's had it. No one wants to bite into the Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Okay. Like a dollar a bite. But the winner from last week obviously it was being posted to her. Yeah she got it. She got it. They get it absolutely. So we got that tomorrow we got

more chances of the origin tickets draw that on Friday that'll be a cracker for the decider. Plus accommodation. Place to rest your head might be a bathtub in your hotel room. Who's to say? You could sleep in the bathtub that'd be fantastic.. Oh, that'd be hard on the neck. Yeah, it could be. I'm not encouraging it. Oh, but you're saying it's an option? If it's big enough, that's when you know you've made it. You know what I mean? Absolutely. I see a bed there. I choose to sleep in the tub because it's that large.

Have you guys worn your pink robes that we wore to our broadcast last Friday again? No. No, I haven't worn mine yet either. I got it out to wear the other night. They are so fluffy and lovely. Yeah, they're nice. Maybe that could be our new Friday kit. We just leave them in the studio and we just whack them on. That's a nice idea because that energy we brought

to the Friday show around the fireplace in a hotel room, maybe we can recapture that just by being in our robes. Anything in a robe is better. Agreed. You know? Agreed. It makes you feel more lax. Do you know what did feel odd to me though? Putting a robe on over my clothes. Like I got out of my pajamas, put an outfit on, one of me Gorman sets,

and then put the robe on. I was a little wigged out about it. Yeah. We couldn't wear just bra and panties because we're all doing the show together. No, absolutely. And we got to get into the bed and take some photos. Exactly. I had a few little messages about that bed photo we took by the way saying, this is the best photo ever. I'm like, is it? People love just seeing. Is it?

Shy guy uncomfortable. You two are hugging and me and Babs look like the most awkward people there. I'm clearly showing you can see my hands on top of the covers. Just like, you're doing the wiggles. Oh, my hands where I can see them. I'm not getting, I'm not getting into this game. Mate, imagine if we'd posted the original photo. We're all lying down.

Yeah. That was a little uncomfortable. Yeah. Yeah. Babs the original photo, we're all lying down. That was a little uncomfortable. Yeah. I couldn't see any hands in that photo. He was like a wooden board next to me, just like still. Weren't those beds gigantic though? If you actually look at that, four adult humans were in that bed comfortably. It was nice. Did you get a bed that big, Shoga? Yeah, it was good. I'm glad. Do you know what you'd be missing out? I didn't know. My room was tip top. Oh good.

It just didn't have a fireplace. Ha ha ha ha ha. We got to enjoy that together. We found out yesterday that Babs and Shaggy left the show and went to the buffet. We did, we went to breakfast. Oh, a buffet date. Do you mean after we wrapped up the show?

Yeah, yeah, they went and had a buffet date. I mean, to be fair, you had a date with the golf course and I had a date with a masseuse. We all had dates. Oh, we all had dates, yeah. They just had a buffet date. That's cute. Yeah, but these and had a buffet date. I mean, to be fair, you had a date with the golf course and I had a date with a masseuse. Oh, we all had dates. Oh, we all had dates, yeah. They just had a buffet date. That's cute. Yeah, but these two, you know, they get their toast over morning, they're making their hot

chockeys. We're getting coffees today, Pochard. What are you doing? Working. Working. Working, mate. Working hard. Working hard.

Working hard. Anyway, more fun to be hard. Plenty. Tomorrow. Make sure you grab on the podcast. Listen, wherever you get your podcasts, it was a good time today. As I said, back tomorrow, Alfbox, 10k. Jeez, we've had some bad players recently. We need some lift. Kylie promised she'd touch the tip. Oh, she was a tip toucher. Which was at least a nine. Yeah. She's got two. She was touching wrong

tips. Wrong tips. Yeah. Touching bottom tips. Exactly. She was touching the bottom tips. We need top tips. We need top tips. Always touch the top tips. Come on. And as we lead into the big man's 30th coming up, Jess. Absolutely. We've got some brainstorming to do, Ducco. And I think we bring the rice cookers into it. We'll do that tomorrow. We'll get that on air tomorrow. Yeah. OK. Great idea. Surprise break on you tomorrow. Right. We are out of here.

Enjoy the rest of your Tuesdays. Bye. Daddy. I reckon we're out of time, Ducco of your Tuesdays. Bye bye. Bye. Daddy. I reckon we're out of time, Ducco. Should we just move on? Good girl. Jess and Ducco. That was the Jess and Ducco podcast. Peak Chicken is upon us with the new McWings at Maccas.