Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Did they wear a helmet?

Episode Date: June 10, 2025

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Great vibes. Good vibes with the show. I mean, when you've had a three day weekend. When you've had the weekend like we've had. Shago went to Canberra for presumably fireworks and... Absolutely. I can see him sneaking back fireworks. Did you get any fireworks?

Are they illegal over there? I believe so. They used to be. They used to be legal in there. They had prostitution and stuff. Have they cracked down on that? I don't know. They might have.

So like they just sell them at like a firework store? Yeah, I don't know. I wish you'd get them from a server. I don't know. Yeah, I'm really not sure. There was a few things that were legal in Canberra that weren't legal anywhere else. I don't know if this is an unpopular opinion. Unless they're timed to music.

Fireworks are overrated. Fireworks are overrated. I agree. I've only seen one performance, it might've been a New Year's where, I don't know what speakers were set up, but it was timed to like a soundtrack and they were popping at the same crescendo as the music. Yeah, that's a bit of fun. That was elite, but otherwise,. Yeah even that's a stretch.

I've like watched the New Year's Eve fireworks in Sydney Harbour. I don't think that music's timed. Oh yeah. It doesn't seem timed to me. Now with drone shows fireworks are really, they're gonna need to find a way. Are they a thing of the past? Yeah they're getting obsolete. Absolutely and weather dependent. Yeah. Oh granted you probably can't fly a drone if it's storming either. Yeah, true, actually. But who's outside to watch? It's better for the environment. Better for the environment, all about my nature.

I think Shanghai is an all drone New Year's Eve these days. I love that. It's a must here too, I think, yeah. Do you know, we were offered for our wedding, granted, 2021, our venue was starting, like having negotiations with a drone show company. Cool. And they said, said hey could we

give it to you and use it for content and we were like absolutely yeah it's free because they're thousands of dollars but unfortunately the negotiations fell down so they never ended up partnering with them. But it wouldn't have been cool. So it would have said your names in the air and stuff like that. That's actually a good question I don't know what it would have looked like. I would have actually got control of the drones and I would have made a giant penis in front of your wedding.

But in dictation. Sucker! Just this giant dick that comes over the names. What's those drones doing? Like it was fucking you while you were saying it. You could do that though. It's just life. I mean, you know, famously we did not bang the night of our wedding too tight, so that

would have been the most action that anger saw. Ever felt. Ah, the things we could do. But yeah, no, never got to do it. The drone show. Or bang it. Yeah, the night of the wedding.

When your wedding comes, shy guy, but just make sure you do that. Leave some energy. Everyone I've heard from, they don't bang. Nah, you gotta leave some fuel in the tank. I was good. You gotta leave some fuel in the tank. I tell it to all my friends, my only advice before I get married, make sure you have sex

and are you're winning. And a lot of them are doing it now and saying it's good. We did morning of, after, morning after. But we also, did you spend the night together the night before? No. Oh, you did the old school separate? Oh, so we just stayed in the accommodation together? Yeah, we were separate.

It was the worst night of my life because it was a massive storm. We were in this bare-bent bit with all the boys. All the boys got way too drunk. And then one of the bedrooms that I was staying in leaked. So I got into my bed and there was water all through the bed. I didn't know that. Everything that went wrong, your wedding day. It was all through the bed.

It was like midnight. I was like, fuck. So I then had to get out of the bed and swap beds with my other mate. He's like, I'll, I'll take that for you. It's your wedding. So was he, was the best man, was it Blake? No, it was just whoever's room I was in, it was someone else. And so I had to take their bed and he was above me in the water bed. And it was, yeah. But people do it much these days, they separate. I think it's still a thing. But that's what I didn't think it was. Particularly nowadays, you know, you book your venue for three days, you go, Well, I'm not booking another place No, I think some venues have a his and hers house Smart that's what we did. We had a yeah

Split the bridal party then yeah full boys and girls Well, I guess we've got up at 4 a.m The morning of the wedding because he was basically setting the whole thing up So it was sort of like whatever be close to where you need to put the tables out Yeah, and then I had a relaxed morning. What did you get up to the morning of? Nothing, I just started hair and makeup early, but that takes hours and hours. Boys are ridiculous.

But no, we- Wedding days when you're in the bridal party are the longest day ever. Longest days. You feel so bad because your lowest ranking bridesmaid has to start makeup and hair at about 4 a.m. But the ceremony's not till two. And also they do fuck all in the wedding. They just, you sit around, you don't do anything. bridesmaid has to start makeup and hair at about 4am, but the ceremony's not till two.

And also they do fuck all in the wedding. Like they just like, you're there, you sit around, you don't do anything. Like you stand at the end of the line, you're like, wow, I'm so happy. But there's no way I was telling my mum or sister-in-law, you're first. I was like, Anna, soz babe, you're first cab off the rank

cause mum and, you know, Ange don't want to wake up that early. For the boys, it's like you wake up, you get breakfast, and then you're always like, we'll go for a gym session. You never do. Yeah, gym session. And then you just wait, and then you put your suits on then you sit in your suits for an hour yeah rock up trying not to sweat then you rock up then you wait there then you get some photos and then you wait yeah you stand there and then you

like it's just a lot of waiting it's so much if I could have my time again and I'm seeing it more and more now I'd still have a bridal party but not have them stand up that must be one of the stupidest traditions. Why do we make them stand up there with us? They don't do anything. And everyone just stares. I always make eyes at people I know in the audience and I start just like smiling and winking and shit.

I'm like, stop it. I did as a celebrant a couple of weeks ago and they had six bridesmaids and groomsman age. But because they had to enact the wet weather program, we're under this tiny little shelter So they're all crammed up there. I thought let them sit down get them out of the way You know it's even weirder so the couple are in the middle and then usually there's a fucking florist who's obsessed with their flowers Absolutely, what's that called the arbor? Yeah, and they push you so it's like if you're the best man

Couple flowers then there's a half a meter gap then there's you yeah So when they're walking in the aisle like my thing about being a best man, and I wanted this for my wedding too, is you want your best friend next to you going, she looks gorgeous, or you get this brother. A bit of chat, a bit of something. Fuck yeah bro, like just something. Whereas when you're standing so far away, it's just awkward. And I was like, I remember- They may as well take a seat. And it looks awkward, like-

I couldn't agree more. My biggest issue, I love symmetry. But if you can't nail the symmetry, sit down. Because the maid of honour is half a pace away from the bride, but the best man is three metres away. And you go, hang on, she's in all the pictures now because she's so close. And he's nowhere to be seen. Because no one's stopping down going, excuse me, take two steps to the left. Exactly.

You just let it roll as it's playing out. It's usually the celebrant or the floor. As a celebrant, do you control that? Uh, well, you know what I've tried to now because I don't want to be in their photos. They don't want to remember me. I'm the smallest part of their day. It's 20 minutes. I'm there.

Well, hang on. You did that beautiful poem for them. You know what I mean? Absolutely. I work hard, but I don't want to be in their pictures. So I stand off to the side. So it is just them in all their images. The only time I stand in the middle is for vowels to hold the mic.

But otherwise I fuck off. Do you set the bridal party up and go, hey, guys, this is where you're going to stand. Let's just place this out. And like, you know what? No, because we don't do rehearsals anymore. Yeah, no one does that. No one does. It's sort of a photographer. But in the moment, when you're walking down, the music's playing, you know, everyone's getting ready.

I've never seen a photographer go, hey, take two steps to the left. They try and subtly, but everyone's emotions are very high. Bridesmaids want to make sure they're not tripping. They're not really paying attention. So yeah, it can be difficult. I've never seen someone stop down. Maybe you should. Yeah, honestly.

I've been to rehearsal and it was like X, like you stand here. Yeah, yeah. He did blocking. We had a few rehearsals. It was like a TV set. Did you do the night before? Yeah, we did the day before. And then I went to another mate's, then two of my mates had rehearsals,

but no one rocked up because it was like, I can't get there in time or we can't, whatever. So it's like, I was like the only one there. Yeah. We may as well have not done it. And who led the rehearsal? A celebrant? Wedding planner. Oh, the wedding planner. in time or we can't whatever so it's like I was like the only one there and we may as well have not done it. And who led the rehearsal? A celebrant?

Wedding planner. Oh the wedding planner. See that's the thing like I charge a travel fee. So what are you going to pay for me to come out the night before for 15 minutes? I don't think so. So unless you have a wedding planner. It's usually the bridesmaids actually who don't know because the grooms are there so they can be stood and put in place.

Exactly. It's actually the bridesmaids who have to do it. It's the bridesmaids actually you don't know because the grooms under there so they can be stood and put in place exactly bridesmaids I also and again it's one of those things unless they think to do it themselves I find it really awkward when bridesmaids don't greet the groom so you've walked down the aisle and they just immediately turn to your left like a robot. I find it weird I only had one my maid of honour hugged her. Oh I did all of them. I don't think all of them did so much. I smiled at the bridesmaids walking out. I didn't touch them. But you didn't do a hug or?

No. And that's also dangerous because if they get makeup on, it is hard. So maybe a rehearsal is a good idea, but who finds the time? Being a rogue grooms and a bridesmaid, when you all pair up and you walk back down the aisle and you give them your hand or whatever and they're like, hey, hey, and you're like, ah, and everyone by that stage and no one gives a shit about it. Like everyone's looking at the bride and groom and moving off and you're just awkwardly walking down the aisle.

Yes. Such old school traditions. Even my brother had three groomsmen, but my sister-in-law only had two bridesmaids. So it was like... The double wielding. The double wielding. One bloke got two chicks and I was like, well now the symmetry again, it's off.

I don't like it. But also like, why do you need the same amount of grooms? Like it's always one of those weird things. Like we need to match. It's like, you really don't. You actually don't. You can do whatever you want. I remember and I fucked Angus over

cause he wanted five and I only wanted three. So I said, you can only have three. So now we've pissed off, well not pissed off, but it would have actually been nice for him to honor 40 and Lexie. But I was like, no, I'm only having three. So you can only have three. When you look back on your wedding, where you is going now? If we can impart any wisdom to you two, no rules. I think I was too-

Careless. Careless! Don't worry about symmetry. But also, vogue. But also we did get into vogue. But only digital, not print. That's a bit upsetting. Careless, careless, Babs. I can't wait for Babs' wedding. Presumably we'll all be invited. It'll be Jethro, not print. That's a bit upsetting. I know. Can't wait for Babs' wedding. Presumably we'll all be invited. It'll be Jethro probably next week.

You won't be invited. What? Why wouldn't you be invited? Well, I just, you don't like hanging out with us. This is very true. To be fair, I would have thought we might not make the cut. You'd think I would be celebrant, you would be MC, and Shy Guy would be made of honour.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's better friends? Will you, if you had a wedding, let's pretend you're getting married this year. It's happening. How many people do you reckon you'd invite, realistically? yeah, who's better friends? Will you if you had a wedding? Let's pretend you're getting married this year It's happening. How many people you reckon you'd invite realistically and how would you do it? Like as in the everyone would you invite other people 80 people? Yeah. Yeah, yeah You have to

Heaps of people to be fair Into the way Babs and Jeth are loping and then coming back going hey we're having a party. Babs come and have a blog on a Monday morning at 6.40 and go so I got married on the weekend. We're like what the f***. Totally and we're going on a pub crawl this weekend if you guys want to come celebrate. No I do want to have a wedding I just don't really like big things. I can't see you doing the traditional anything. I think it would be very chill and just not that many people It just be like just in your parents barn or something. I love it Man on the on dad's old tractor where you and Jethro first made love That's not and that's what we all do the photos. Yeah, you know what I mean? We all lie on it. We all straddle it Yeah, no, this is great. Will were you invited to your wedding? Not now. Turn it up, turn it up, love to go up. Jess! Alright, what about me? I gave you a blueberry muffin yesterday, can I have a do?

You can have a do. Ducko! You wouldn't catch me in a race, you fat lad! Producer Shy Guy. Wah wah wah wah! Producer Babs. Why is everyone coming for me? Big shows and big vibes in 2025.

This is Jess and Ducko. Lights, camera, action. Howdy howdy, let's get ready. Welcome to Tuesday, team. Well, good morning, and doesn howdy, let's get rowdy. Welcome to Tuesday, team. Well, good morning. And doesn't that feel cheeky? It does. Welcome to Tuesday.

Feels good knowing you're waking up with four days to go. How did you celebrate Chucky's birthday? I assume you had a cake and sung in his honour, obviously. Yeah, sent a letter too. Happy birthday, Chuck. Very nice of you. Cheers for the weekend, big guy. Cheers to the freakin' weekend, Chucky boy.

Yeah, you'll hear about it later in the show. We had a Flo's First Music Festival. Absolutely. Was seven weeks too young to take my child? Possibly, possibly. You have tried things so the others can know whether to do them or not do them. So look forward to hearing your review.

Yeah, it was a bit of fun. You should do a series like, should I do this with my seven week old? Oh, what to do, what not to do. What to do, what not to do. Yeah yeah. But you've got to do it all. You gotta do it. To determine whether it's okay. Exposure therapy. Exactly. My mum was very like are you sure you want to go to that and do that? I was like mum it's exposure therapy. Yeah exactly. It's all good, she'll work it out, we'll work it out. Is she tuning in to hear the recap today? Oh, obviously. I hope so. Yeah. No, she actually called me up because we're going to go back home this weekend. She's got to, actually it's her first flight this weekend.

We got that. Oh. Oh. We'll cross that when we come to it. Yes, okay. Let's not get nervous before we're on the flight. Actually, this potato stage, this is the best time to fly.

Yeah, best time to do it, yeah. So heading back home, lovely. But mum's like, what do you want for dinner Friday night? I'm thinking about making this. Can you let me know ASAP? I'm like it was like Sunday or Monday night I was like oh geez. Maybe not today, but cause my mum's in town. Yes, I could sense it. I've got another piece of the puzzle why I think our mums are destined to be best friends. What you've just said is now extra. My mum

came to visit this weekend as well. All she has done is go from Coles back to my kitchen to Coles back to my kitchen. I'm so full. I'm so full. I've had four days of mamas cooking. Exactly the same. And now she's asking, she leaves this afternoon, what can I make to leave? And you know we're leaving the house in six weeks for our reno, we're gonna start our reno. So Angus is like, please don't fill the freezer up. Do it, fill it up, I'll have it. Don't even pass it to me, I'll put it over it. I'm like, let her do it, it's her love language. We'll deal with it. If we have to transport the frozen food, we'll make it work. It's fine. Let her go. Not gonna tell her no. 100%. That'd be the

worst thing you could possibly do. So what have you picked for your mum to make when you do arrive? Chicken cacciatore. Oh beautiful. Is that one of her signatures? No she just chucked it out there and I was like sure mum. Show me what you can do Kate. Yeah. Sorry we got that coming up. Sensational. Your weekend was alright? It was alright. Lucia unfortunately not well. Hence mum went I'm coming up she needs Nana

Lee on site so she flew up which was really lovely. All hands on deck. Quite a nice weekend to be honest, we were still able to do some things but yeah mainly it was about stuffing our gobs full of her delicious food. That's what you want. It wasn't no trip to Canberra though, like the big fella over here. Well I was going to say, someone looks like they've had fireworks in good times. Underwhelming our nation's capitalists. It was very cold, it was like they've had fireworks in good times. Underwhelming our nation's capitalists.

It was very cold, it was like minus one degrees but it was good. It was freezing over the weekend, hey, everywhere. It's snowing in Orange. Went to see an AFL game. Went to my first AFL game. Did you see the Gollum players? I saw him do it, he's very good. Can you show me now?

I still can't do it. Because now he's embarrassed. What are you doing? I don't understand. I don't know. It's literally sing-song. I bite my lip too. It's weird. Anyway, I was like- You make it kinky. I realized, so you know how they wave the flags.

They're in sync at both ends. Absolutely they are. It's a dance. Honestly, there's no lamer job in the world than a goal on Pirate AFL. Mate, it's choreography. If you were gonna have any of the jobs, you want the boundary on Pirate.

So then you can do that big- Throw it in. Why are so many refs on the field at the AFL game? Because it moves so fast. There's a lot, there's a lot going on. There's a lot going on. But also... Do you understand how fit those people would have to be to keep up with the players?

Too fair. The refs would be fit except the goal on pyre is... no, no. No, no, no. The guy that throws the ball. Yeah, the boundary on pyre. That's a great job. So who do you watch play down there? The GWS Giants.

Oh yeah, they're playing Canberra. And Port Adelaide I think. And Port One. Port One. It was pretty close to it until the end. Is Canberra GWS as home turf? Well it's not meant to be but I think I've read somewhere this year that they sort of were. Because I was going to ask why did those two teams get lumped in Canberra? Is GWS sort of...

It was counted as their home turf. Yeah, yeah I think it is. Oh well there you go. They're allegedly my team. I should know that. Oh, well there you go. So it used to be great. They're allegedly mighty. I should know that. That's important to know. Let's just get thrown around everywhere. I know the theme song though, one of the great theme songs written by the lead singer of

Cat Empire. Really? Yep, fun fact. Oh, hello, hello. Hello, hello. That guy, he wrote it. How does it go? There's a great big sound from the west of the town.

It's the sound of the mighty giants. We take the highest leaps and the longest strides were stronger than the Reds. How do you know that? We are the greater Western Sydney Giants. I had to pick a new team for reasons we don't have to get into and I was like, who's got the best song? And you went song looking. I went song wise and JWS was relatively new in this stage of my life. I went, that's a hell of a song. Hell of a song. It was cool that they put the lyrics on the big screen

for everyone. Oh wow, didn't get to get played, did it? NRL teams don't have songs. I mean they do maybe, unofficially. Unofficially, right? They're not played. They're not played. Yeah, what?

So when they go back into the sheds, they kind of just do their chant and a big woohoo, don't they? No, I suppose they do have team songs, but it's not like the crowd all singing along. Yeah it's funny that is such a staple of AFL. Like I know the Knights have a bit of a song, I couldn't even tell you if the Broncos have one. The Teners have a song. Yeah and again Bespoke written for the Panthers.

Oh that's a good question I don't know if the Broncos do but I know Queensland have one singing yah yah yippie yippie yah. Very good. And then the New South Wales team's like I feel like it too is. Very basic. That's right, you don't think, someone that was new, right? And I was like, did not really catch on. Yeah, didn't, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's actually interesting. How come the AFL, the sort of that singing culture is so big. is so big. So big, it's part and parcel of it. I'm not sure. I don't know why it's not like that. AFL an older sport maybe. More traditional. I think AFL is older.

God, my dad and I got into it the other day because we're talking about state of origin and I was like, how come AFL don't have state of origin? He goes, they used to. Yeah. But then the game spreads so wide that it's like, well, how do you just have two teams versus when you've got WA, you've got, you know, Queensland, you've got South Australia. He said, if anything, state of Queensland, you've got South Australia. He said if anything

state of origin AFL should be South Australia versus Vic because so many players get pumped out of SA. Yeah true right. Oh my god this is excellent. AFL was started in 1858 and NRL was started in 1908 so maybe it's just back to that traditional thing. Bit more singy back in the day. NRL do have songs but like not everyone sings it and knows it. Totally. It's not, it's not part and parcel of the game.

Sorry, before we get going, Babs, you good? Yeah, I'm good. Yeah. Great to hear, baby. Any songs you want to sing? Nah, I'm good too. Who's your AFL club? I don't follow the AFL. Oh, maybe you're on GWS as well. Great song.

Yep. I'll teach you the lyrics. She'll take it. Do you know the, you know the night song, don't you? You love your nights. Um, uh, not really, but yeah. Not really to knowing the song, but you love the night. Hey, big show for the team. 500 bucks to spend at Anaconda. Just get involved in the show. You'll know, Ducko. Phone lines open. Babs hasn't blocked the phone. Love to see it, Babs. That's the call of fame. We've got 10k alpha bucksabucks up for grabs, 6.30 and 8. Year of the Song's on today, but up next we've got to talk about Ozempic peen. Yes, I need to be educated.

It's taking the world by storm. So be wary. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Ducking over to London, you right. You right, you love me to be here. Want some tea then, go on. I like tea. I like tea.

I like tea. We're talking average penis sizes in the UK, because there's an ep, they're continuing to rise, Jessica. Now isn't that funny, because we talk a lot on this show about microplastics. Yes. And the current climate and diets of the average person affecting everything shrinking.

Yeah, shrinklation. Unfortunately, you're now saying this is going the opposite way. Well, unfortunately for who? But only for a few countries, right? So the UK has one of the largest usages of Ozempic outside the States. The weight loss drug. The weight loss drug. Which is meant to, actually I shouldn't call it that, it's a diabetes drug isn't it?

It's a diabetic drug that has now been formed into a weight loss drug. It's been co-opted to help shed some kilos. So when you see these people, all of a sudden you haven't seen them, they post a photo and they're looking like 14 kilos lighter. It's Ozempic. It's Ozempic. So it's massive in the UK and experts have suggested that Ozempic could be contributing to the growth of men's penis sizes.

Okay, so I'm losing tummy fat gaining peen length. Correct. So between 22 and 24, the average size of the British penis has increased just when I started using Moro's M-Pick between 12.9 centimetres to 14.3 centimetres. Holy moly, that is a decent jump. We're getting a big jump.

It's inflating. If you grew your body two point whatever centimetres, you'd be like, I'll take that, thank you. 100%. A study's real, the UK currently ranks eighth in the world for biggest penis growth in the space of the last two years. They weren't even on the top 10 in terms of overall penis size, and now they're moving in.

They never get talked about in the top 10. They never do, right? However, they've ranked second most miserable country in the world for depression. So it can't be, that's what I'm saying, it can't be the penises, or they're not used to it yet. I was about to say, is it too soon to make that correlation Do we now need to re-interview everyone? Yeah, and will the happiness index go up? Possibly It's not about size, duck. I've talked about it. Thank you Jess

It's always all about how you use it and personality personality and how you use it. Hopefully personality first I worry for these people. So do we have an age bracket of the people using Ozempic? Because like, you know, you kind of wonder... Is that too much too soon for these young people, if it's young people, to go, I don't know what to do with this now. You know what I mean? Like if you were me and you were getting through the world back in the day, and you were single and you heard about this, I'd the world back in the day Yeah, single and you heard about this Yeah, I don't know taking those anything for white

But maybe if I may be you just see me being very gawking with a long You've absolutely identified a new issue here Yeah, thin people who don't need to lose weight now wanting those MP prescriptions as well pain pick God out diabetic friends cannot catch a break I can't everyone's trying to get their hands on this thing. They need it! Now still coming in at number one country for peen sizes, Babs, you are the leading expert on this and I hope you nail it. You'll want to do the study. The number one country for peen sizes. Was it Ecuador?

Ooh, Venezuela. I think it was Ecuador back in the day. It used to be Ecuador. Jesus, has Venezuela pipped them at the peen? That's what this article says. Good remembering though. I mean she was in the right continent. Well done. So they're currently 17cm.

That's the Ecuadorians without Ozempic. What are they getting fed? 17cm? Yeah they're 17cm. When you wear a shorts, a shorts, when you wear shorts, that's dangling out. That's dangling out the legs surely. That's danger. You just wear underwear. That's tickling mid-thigh.

No but a gust of wind, that thing's popping out below. Absolutely, God forbid you need to take back to footy. You know the footy photos you'd take? Yeah, yeah. And you all sit there with your legs spread. Yes. That's that's popping out for sure. But Jessica. Yes. Coming in with Tell me about the motherland. The biggest decrease in penis size. Oh wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. Coming in under 10 centimeters. The Italians. I think it's due to an aging population. So men's penis is-

Everything does get smaller as you get older? What else is? I did not notice. Oh no. Men's penis is shortened as they get older due to increased body fat and increasing prostate size drawing the penis back inside the man's body. So the prostate's getting bigger and sucking it up. Sucking the penis which is why it's actually getting smaller. So you're not actually

losing any shaft it's just going more in you. It's just hidden, like a turtle. So you're telling me all the non-nos are walking around. All the non-nos are getting around like. Because of giant prostate. So you're going over to Italy maybe with Babs this year. That's right. She's a little up in the air with a short nanny for us. Can you take some Ozen pig and just start jabbing those old Italian men. All those noddles will be grateful. Yes, they might be great.

Men's meatballs will taste great. Oh no, the spaghetti and meatballs. I know, I know. So there you go. Well thank you for that intel. I want to be able to look at the customs bloke the same. Be like, hello Tony Johnson. Right now, Ducko, I'm surprised I'm bringing this to you and not old Lord of the Flies.

I'm surprised I'm bringing this to you and not old Lord of the Flies. I'm surprised I'm bringing this to you and not old Lord of the Flies. I'm surprised I'm bringing this to you and not old Lord of the Flies. I'm surprised I'm bringing this to you and not old Lord of the Flies. I'm surprised I'm bringing this to you and not old Lord of the Flies. I'm surprised I'm bringing this to you and not old Lord of the Flies. I'm surprised I'm bringing this, and Ducko. Right now, Ducko, I'm surprised I'm bringing this to you and not old Lord of the Flies over here shy guy who cares a lot about the plight. He's a huge bug and insect guy. That's right. Favorite movie, A Bug's Life. And every no dumb thought we ever do around this time of a Friday. You've had a lot of concerns about our winged friends. And you know, there was a bird that took a flight the other day, which was an early, no dumb thought from me. Oh yeah?

I read that article. Okay. A bird that took a... It got on the plane and the plane took off. I was like, birds do fly. I was like, what if we took an actual flight flight? Yeah, like it was stuck on the plane. So you're birds as well. See, I've locked you in as the bug guy. Anything with wings?

Anything with wings you'll open it up to. Insects. We were perusing the Journal of Neuroscience as we tend to do, as we like to do, Duck Owl, and there's some new research happening around fruit flies. Do you get fruit flies at your house? They're the worst. They're the freaking worst. They're so annoying. We buy those little pods of, it's not even poison, I think it's meant to attract them

and then they get trapped in there, they get drowned in there. Like that aint work. We've got those ones you stick onto the window, they look like jellies. Oh, that aint work. They usually end up needing like a cover, like a cake cover over your fruit, you know. 100%, which feels very ethnic to me. It does, yeah I don't do it. Angus has implemented a no fruit on the bench policy. Oh wow. So everything goes in the fridge. That's where I was living on the bench. But now the kid doesn't like cold bananas. So she's rejecting bananas. I went, oh, you can't win. That's interesting. She doesn't like cold bananas. No, we've identified bananas. Why is she off bananas now? Angus goes, I don't think she likes them cold.

I think she likes them room temp. It is a completely different sensation, cold bananas. I wouldn't know. You'll have to educate me. I put mine in the fridge when I come to work, when I have my oats, I have them cold oats when the oats are warm so maybe it cancels out but if you're just if you're just Having the banana I'm presuming she's just having it by itself just by itself as a you know Morning sort of snack before we can make her breakfast, but she rejects them Are they firmer once they've been chilled for a while? Maybe she doesn't like the texture of it. Yeah, but yes

So now we have a no, you know, even like onions and garlic and like a whole pumpkin, if we bought it from the market straight in the fridge to avoid stupid fruit flies and yet we still get them. So there's some interesting research being done around fruit flies at the university of Utah. Now it's not about eliminating them altogether or why they're attracted to certain fruit bowls or not. They're actually the guinea pigs of this story.

Right. These researchers are studying cocaine addiction in humans. Cocaine. And apparently we share around 70 to 75 percent of the same genes. Oh yeah. Shut up. As fruit flies. Responsible for various diseases like addiction. Oh. As fruit flies.

Oh, what? So they've gone, what's the closest thing we can test on? You know, bunnies and monkeys, there's a little bit on the nose. Let's not get them high. We're probably not going to get protesters if we test on fruit flies. Yeah, yeah. No one's gonna care except for Shy Guy. No one's gonna care. Except one guy. Except the bug man. No more food jogging up the bugs, that's alright. How do they even give the fruit flies cocaine? They're so little. They can't snort that. So the issue is, they roll up a tiny little nose. No, the issue is fruit flies don't like

cocaine. They've identified this in the fruit flies. They laid it out for them. They roll up, they roll up the skin of an onion. Thank you. Very cool. Thank you. Sorry. A small blade of grass, but hey, what would they use as a credit card? Ooh, it's a good one. This is, I'm obviously picking these all from-

What's a long hard fruit? like something that's like that. What's that? What's that? Like the flesh of a passion fruit. Oh yeah, they get that going. They're resourceful. So they've identified, they laid out cocaine for these fruit flies thinking, all right, we'll get them high and then we can work on their genes. We'll put them under the tiny microscope. Yes. But the fruit flies are going over. Fruit flies have little arms, yeah? Yeah. So they were watching them sort of taste it with their arms, touch it, and then go, well, don't want that and not put it in their mouth. So now they've had to muck with the fruit flies genetics from a base level, turned

off their taste receptors. So now we're going in and modifying these fruit flies, turning off their taste receptors, re-exposing them to the cocaine. They are enjoying the cocaine now because they're lacing it with sugar water. Yeah. They have said, ah, they have taste receptors on their arms so we turned those off so now they're gonna eat the cocaine. At low doses they start running around just like people. Yeah. At very high doses the fruit flies that have been sort of laced with cocaine get incapacitated,

which is also true in people. So now they are drugging up the fruit flies, they're sedating them, putting them under the microscope and now working on the genes responsible for addiction. So then they can work on us as humans. Wild, hey? That just seems like the most roundabout way to sort it out for us for addiction. I know, but I guess, you know, who's signing up as a human guinea pig? You know, some people do take that paycheck.

Yeah, yeah. Where you pay for medical testing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But the fruit flies, unfortunately, can't protest. Right. So they're testing on the fruit fly to then work on those results to apply to humans. That's wild. Wild.

They are microscopic. They're so little. Tiny. I don't know how you could block their receptors to their brain. I know. Let alone then go in you could block their receptors to their brain. I know. Let alone then go in and work on them at a genetic level. We've been very educational this morning, that's fine, the first half of an hour. Haven't we?

Ozymphic penis and notes out of the Journal of Neuroscience. Yeah, the Italian man is shrinking. That's right. It's not good for them. And that fruit flies, once you turn off their taste buds, will go for the cocaine. Wild. Yeah, when you lace it with sugar and turn off their taste buds, we'll go for the cocaine. Wild. Yeah, when you lace it with sugar and turn off their taste buds, they're addicts.

If you had an addiction and you were desperate for a cure and the scientist said, hey, we've tested this on a fruit fly, would you go, yeah, I'll take the medicine or whatever it is. Fruit flies, did you say? Fruit flies? Sure, no, I'm pretty excited. Sign me up. Yes, this will be great.

Coming off the long weekend, 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice. If you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We'll come back to you, of course, if there is time. We are playing for $10,000. Our player today is

Cassie good morning, Cassie Good morning guys Cassie Cassie. We can talk we can see here You've told Babs something very exciting happening for the 10th of June. What does today mean to you? Mine and my partner's birthday. Oh both! Share one. Happy birthday to both of you! Was it a big weekend in celebration? It was my dad's birthday yesterday so we had his 60th on Saturday. Oh my god a lot of love, a lot of celebrations. Geez that's an expensive time in your household.

If we win $10,000 today Cassie how are we celebrating? I'd share it with my partner and I'd buy the Friday live ticket. Oh hell yeah! Cassie wants to are we celebrating? I share it with my partner and I buy the Friday live tickets. Oh hell yeah. Cassie wants to celebrate with people. So question, if you and your partner both have a birthday on the same day, do you go big for each other, get each other presents, do you not do presents, do you do a trip? Do an experience. Experience.

We do presents. Presents, okay. I love that. Yeah, fair. It's hard, you know, because if you're months apart, you can be like, what'd you get me again? I don't really remember. This is wonderful. Whereas when you're swapping the same in the moment,

you can really tell who won. Yeah, you can. Yeah, at least we won't forget each other. Well, that's so true. He'll never forget you both then. That's very true. Alrighty, Cassie. Hey, babe, I don't love your phone line.

You're a little bit crackly. Could you take two steps to the left and take us off speaker if we are on? We're not on speaker. Oh, there you go. that sounds much better. The letter you're going to work with babe it's K. It's our most successful letter. K for King's birthday. Okay? Alrighty. Alright. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with letter K we need you to name We need you to name a food brand. A type of alcohol. A verb. A band.

A kid's toy. A body part. A country. An occupation. A bath. An instrument. Aaaaaah. No. The wheels fell off the wagon.

Whatever. Look, we got ourselves two, possibly three. Just need to check with the verb police. Did you say kick? Kicking. Kicking? That's technically the verb I get. Kicking at the ing?

Yeah, yeah, totes. Just wanted to make sure. No, absolutely. Love the checking. Just need to check with the verb police. Did you say kick? Kicking. That's technically the verb I get. Yeah, yeah, totes. Just wanted to make sure. No, absolutely.

Love the checking. After we got roasted for butaneium or whatever Biden said, we're not taking any chances. No more free passes. No more free passes. Let's go through some of them for you Cassie. Top of alcohol. Could have been Kaluwa, a band, Kiss, a kids toy Could have been a kite, a country, Kenya, an occupation

There's plenty of kindergarten teacher could have been one instrument, could have been the keyboard or the kazoo Look, you didn't get the 10k, but for your birthday, how about we give you $100 to spend online at Eco Down Under? That's awesome, thank you. Thank you Cassie, have a great birthday and wish your partner happy birthday from us as well. I will, thank you. Thanks darling. Jess and Ducko. Hey it's Babs and this is my book, Men's Operation Superstar Pratt and Slay.

Every Tuesday Babs kicks that door in. I've got something to say guys. Yeah she comes in, Slay Queen. Slay Queen. That's exactly what I say when I come in. That's right you're the young one. Yeah. Just check out my rears.

We'll dap you up. She came in just before. I'm really angry at something. Oh my God. Oh my God. If your housemates heard how you spoke about them. Oh, goodness me. That's not true.

It's a little true. If Grandpa Brian heard how you spoke about him. If your family heard what you said about them. Oh, nice. Well. Yeah, of course you are. On it. Anyway, moving on. Moving on. My Talking about young people, Gen Z. I've got some Gen Z news for you. Excellent. We've coined a new term for

something. Oh no I was just got up to date with everything else. Jess just got Riz. No she didn't. No, she didn't. Very fair. Have you guys heard of the word tummy time? Oh yeah, for my child, my baby. Yeah, to work on the neck strength. To get the back and she has great neck strength. Does she? What do you put in front of her for tummy time?

Oh, like a little mirror. Yeah, a little mirror sometimes. It's nice, she has something to look at. Sometimes I leave her arms by her side to make it harder. I'm like, make it tougher, get up. Yeah, work that core. Anyway, sorry, it's for a baby. It's for a baby.

Well, no, it can now be implemented with your phone in front of you. Oh, so instead of putting a mirror or a black and white image. You put your, you lay on your tummy and you scroll on your phone. Apparently it's meant to help with tech neck. Oh. Oh my God.

Shy guy needs this. Yeah. I'm not lying on the floor. So because it's the same principle as a baby I suppose. Yeah, you're working on those muscles. Yeah, raising your neck obviously to scroll and it's meant to help Yeah, your posture. To counteract tech neck if you're unfamiliar, it's because we're all buried in our phones these days walking around at our desks at home Genuine like chiropractors and doctors are seeing more hunches now because Shaka's got a bat. Because he's so tall and lanky. I see him walk down the halls and his head is fully It's also because he's looking down at everyone when he speaks to them.

Well that's a little true. Yes it's bad. And maybe it's pronounced because you're so tall. Yeah it is a curse. It's a curse. So this is the Interesting. So you guys are all just lying down with your legs I'm assuming legs in the air. Yeah Like girls that sleep over. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, talk about your crushes. Yeah, yeah babysitters club

Yeah, well apparently even if you do it for 10 minutes a day it can improve your posture Seriously, I'm being serious and you know what who has who has who's done the study on that? I love that. Yeah, Gen Z's have said this and it's gone over TikTok and Instagram. No, it's a Gen Z. Well, it was actually a TikTok video. Yeah, yeah, of course it was. It's real.

Yeah, obviously. Everything's real on social media. It is real, yeah, exactly. I mean, the principle sounds fair. It makes sense. But I'd love to hear from an actual. Yeah. But to be fair, when I read this article,

I realised that I do this as well, but I do it after I've had a huge meal, cause I think it feels really nice. Lying on your stomach? Yeah with my head up and I scroll Wouldn't that like, wouldn't that make you feel more sick because it's like lying on your belly? And I make Angus come and rub my belly, but I'm lying on my back, not on my tummy. I think the pressure on my tummy You like that? Yeah, so I actually do like laying on my stomach and scrolling on my phone I remember the last time I lay on my stomach to be completely fair with you. Yeah I can't remember the last time I did it. Maybe I should get down and do it more often. Maybe. When a boy is doing tummy time, you can do tummy time next

to her. That's a nice idea, two birds one stone. There you go. Hang out with the kid and reverse your technique. But then am I allowed on my phone doing tummy time on my phone while she's doing tummy time? I don't need to be looking at her. Oh, that's a good question. You don't want her to now go where's my phone daddy? Exactly right. Monkey see monkey do. Why don't you put the now go, where's my phone daddy? Exactly right. Monkey see, monkey do. Why don't you put the TV on and you can both watch something educational. Oh yeah, there you go. You know, or golf, whatever.

Apparently big screens are better than little screens. They're both not ideal. She does love my big screen on golf. Does she? It's all the green. She probably can't see colours yet. I don't think so. Not just yet. That's nice daddy daughter bonding time.

Yeah, that's good. And, I'll give it a go. So you're gonna start implementing this with your housemates? Yeah, I think we should all, even in this team, should collectively now designate ten minutes. Ten minutes a day. I love that. I was gonna say even just during a song and an ad, why don't we all get on the floor? We can all lay on the floor. We can all lay on the floor. I would pay a bit of coin to see Shark Guy do this. Yeah, me too. I feel like his neck wouldn't go up. No, I don't think it would either. Honestly, realising you right now I'll give you five bucks.

Get down. Yeah we can do that as a team in the ads. No I want to see you do it right now. You want me to lie on the floor? Yeah. Take your phone with you. I understand how visual this is but... That's alright we can put the visual up. I know because you are a long boy.

I want to see, because he's got such a here. I know, because you are a long boy. I wanna see, hey, because he's got such a long neck. He does and a long boi- Oh no, but he's still looking down! He's still looking down. Babs, he's still looking down. You need to arch more, you need to arch more. It's not gonna go like this.

Yeah, how does he do it actually? Hang on, yeah Babs, you're right. That's a good point. You get down and damage him. If he's still scrolling, he's still angled down. Yeah, that looks right. But then he's still- No, but he's not reversing technique.

No, you need to get up more. Like our cobra. Yeah like that. And then put your legs in the air. There you go. Now talk about your crush. He looks so uncomfortable. See that? I don't know if that's actually a good move. Yeah Babs I don't know if he was doing it right. Did that feel good on your neck though? No. Of course not. We might need a follow-up blog tomorrow. Jess and Ducco. We need to talk about what women want baby. Oh one of the great films, don't even start me. I love that movie. I shouldn't have done that. One of Mel Gibson's greatest. But what do we want Ducco? Well women are preferring men who have more feminine faces after a new study has come out, this is a weird study, they did it in Japan and the UK, where they studied over two and a half thousand people.

Basically, they were shown two images of the same face that had been digitally altered to present more of either masculine or one face was more feminine and asked which they preferred. Majority saying the feminine because it is looking more friendly, they're looking like a nicer person, thus they prefer that face sexually. We are moving away from the stereotypical rugged, you know, maybe bigger features, beards. Beards on the outer? It doesn't say beards specifically, but you'd associate a beard with a more rugged look.

I would, lumberjack. They're calling it the halo effect. Halo? Yeah. Like, cute Beyonce. They seem... oh, Jesus effect. Halo? Yeah. Like Q Beyoncé. They seem... oh Jesus. Come on man she's got a song called Halo. No she does I just don't have that on hand. That's fair. I don't have that right now. That's fine. I didn't know you were gonna bring that up. No. The halo effect what does that mean they look angelic. Essentially people

have seen us yeah more attractive is seen more positively in various other ways so it's like despite maybe how attractive attractive they are the halo works where it's like oh but they look like a nice person. We're associating maybe personality traits. We don't know this bloke from a bar of soap. Exactly. But because of that more angular nose, we think, oh, we sweet. He'll open the door for me. Can I say, a halo effect I've noticed on myself lately is when you walk around and you have a baby strapped to you. Oh. Oh my God. People just like stare. Oh. on myself lately is when you walk around and you have a baby strapped to you, oh my god,

people are just like, stare, and then you add the dog in as well. It's like, I might, look at that boy scout coming down the street. Look at that good Samaritan. Look at this person who would look after me. Exactly right. Treat the baby, nice treat. Have you, not that I want you to do this, ever gone out with the baby and the dog, San's wedding ring? Has anyone tried to pick you up or? No, I've never taken my child and dog

and taken off my wedding ring and gone for a little stroll. I just wanna see as like a social experiment. Honey, I'm feeling good today. I'm just gonna leave this one here. As a social experiment? Well. Do you know what I'm saying?

I mean, the amount of times women look at me in a cafe now, I should have to hold up the ring finger, you know. Yeah, yeah, stay away ladies, stay away. I've never tried that, it'd be interesting. I do find people are nice, like when you have a dog, they're already nicer to you, but you add a baby to it. Particularly, I gotta say, I love seeing a bloke with the carrier on.

Oh, I just think that is so... See, look at you, you're getting a slug in your chair. It is really nice. Yeah, it's something that, something happens to people. Do you think you have fem face over masculine face? Well, you'd tell me. Yeah, you'd tell me. Because fem face, people like Tom Holland, Andrew Garfield, Seth from the OC, aka Adrian Brody.

Oh, I'm seeing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I suppose like Timothy Hummel. Yes. So it's that more like, I don't know, I don't know what I've got. I'm trying to think as opposed to what your Chris Hemsworths. Yeah, a bit more rugged, bit more manly. Who's more rugged? Jason Momoa.

Oh, Jason Momoa. You're telling me- Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel, yeah. So we're moving away from your Jasons and your Vins and we want our Toms and our Andrews. Yeah, essentially. But once again, it's all subjective.

Absolutely it is. Where do you sit, Ducker? I reckon you- Babs has got something loaded she wants to say. I'll let her do it. She's been out there wanting to pull the cannon. That's not true. What do you sit, Ducko? I reckon you're... Babs has got something loaded she wants to say. She's been out there wanting to pull the cannon. That's not true. What do you reckon?

I think you would probably favour more them face. Why Babs? You're not, well you don't have like rugged features. I still get ID to bottle shops. You do. Yeah, that's probably, yeah. It used to be, it was very embarrassing all throughout my childhood, you know, becoming 18, 19.

This is it now getting again very stereotypical what maybe the blue eyes as well Oh, you know, they're soft. They're gentle. They're light I don't think Shigar has a rugged face. No, you're right Yeah, and he doesn't have like that much facial hair or anything like that. He's got stubble I know and the examples we've given Jason Momoa to Tom Holland That's so either end of the extreme. Well your husband I would say Has more what? Fem I'd say.

Yeah I think so but again am I just looking at his colouring, his blonde hair, blue eyes, a bit more pale. Actually yeah it's quite hard to differentiate. I feel like I've got more masculine features than Angus. My mustache is better. Your arms. My arms. No contest. Which one's Angus?

No contest. It's True Bart. Jess and Daku. Saw Pete Murray. I thought you were looking for that Good Luck Babe. Chapel Road. I went, what Pete Murray? You saw Pete. Saw Petey.

Muzzy. Glenworth food and wine family festival thing has happened. You were there man. I know, my apologies. That was great, it was a family festival. You got so drunk on Pete Murray, you got no idea where you were. I was loose on the vibes. So some of my friends hadn't met Flo yet, and they live in Sydney and hadn't met Flo, so let's all just, you know, let's all migrate there and be there.

I'm not coming to your living room to sit and meet the baby. Let's go to something we'd like to do to bring the kid. It was our idea and we thought this would be good because that way they're not, when someone comes over to your house to meet your child that hasn't had a child, they don't understand that the child will just be there and do nothing. So it's like they rock up and you're like, so this is it. Now what do you do? We can't leave the house. So have you had to get to a point where you go, time for you to go now? Not yet, not yet. But there's been a few where I wanted to. Where they just sit there and like, oh my god.

This ain't getting any better. Yeah, and we're about to breastfeed and do the whole routine. That's right. They wanted to come and sleep the night and we were like, absolutely not. You're not sleeping in our house. That's right, I draw the line. Eight week old child. Well, she was seven last week. Don't you lie to me. Tell me she's eight weeks before she's eight.

I hate when I lie on the radio? So we went to this festival and Morgan and I, we got little headphones for her. And it was, it was a family festival of Pete Murray's playing a few other bands. It was, it was massive. It was really good setup, but we were like, yeah, seven weeks. She'll be sweet to go to a festival. Like we'll get exposure therapy. I love it.

I saw you had a great set of headphones. We did. We got the proper baby headphones. Hated them. Absolutely hated them. Cried the entire time they were on, could not wear them. Were you trying to explain, sweetheart,

this is for your hearing health. So when we rocked in, we got no phone reception, because obviously I'm with Vodafone, and, um, um, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha middle of the city is too far from a town with Vodafone. What? How did this happen? In Vodafone HQ. They're not coming on board next week as a sponsor by any chance are they? I hope not. They have just merged with another company to make their coverage better.

If they do, they have excellent plans. Good value. Great value. Anyway, so we got no phone signal down there. And so we couldn't- Does that make you nervous with a kid though? Oh, I didn't think that. I'm more nervous to meet my friends. Like I didn't know where they were. I get really like, oh, I need full bars. I need full battery. You know, I try and disconnect from my phone a bit.

I go, oh, what if something happens? Makes me really anxious. That was a medical town, I believe. And your wife, you must always feel very supported. Yeah, totally. Yeah. But she's got me. Absolutely. Anyway. Great in a crisis. Yeah. We rocked up and we couldn't find our friends and there's so many people there we had no phone signal

it flows cracked it. We're like do we take the pram? Do we not take the pram? It's so muddy and I didn't want to get me new Vista V3 pram ruined. Absolutely you don't want to bog the Vista 3. Pram's like two and a half thousand dollars. I don't want to rate this thing a ridiculously price. She's at seven weeks we just, we'll just carry her. That's what we thought, but then the carrier is fraught with danger, and otherwise, like she might just sleep the whole time, and if we get her out, then you know, there's no sort of like home base, and we had a bunch of things to carry, as you know with a kid. Oh, the nappy bag, of course.

Exactly, so you've got to put everything in the pram, because that's just like, that can be like the pack horse. Yes. So we opted for the pram, watching other people do it and stuff, going through the mud in the pram, and she's crying, we put the headphones on, she's just like overstimulated, not liking it. Why am I outside? Oh my God.

I'm chilly. It was freezing. We were like racking up, Morgan and I looked at each other like, we have made a grave error, and our friends, obviously a lot of them don't have kids, one of the other couples did, and we just thought, oh, we might have to leave

before we even get started. And I tell you what, we then find our friends, they were waiting for us at the gate, like they said they would. They were waiting for us, they were so excited to meet Flo, they meet her, we stayed, I was probably a kilometre from the stage, so we didn't have to have headphones on. Cool, and she didn't want to put the headphones on. Exactly. So I was really far back, because it was a wild festival. There's a petting zoo and laser tag, and then people are throwing sexiles in the mosh pit like a kilometer up and I was like this is a real mixture of worlds this is a real weird yeah you step over that threshold

family-friendly on the other side it's naughty but our friends were so good they all we all stayed like in one little spot together with her and they all just got to pass it, created a little camp, got back and forth going to and get a few drinks, come and go. We all drove and got parking permits. And then, you know... Was it the last time you drove to a festival? Never. Never have we done it. Did you even have a drink? Uh, yeah. Just a couple. I wasn't driving. The breastfeeding mum is driving. The safe ones weren't. I was on duty as well. Of course, of course. But it's a team effort, doesn't it feel so much better when you know, granted, even if they don't have kids, you could hold her, you'll be here, you could grab the bag, you'll pass me this, you'll go get us food, whatever it might be. It's a team sport.

Exactly. It was so nice seeing them engage with her and like, obviously there was a lot of taking photos with her and getting their photo magnets. Yes, absolutely. She's very photogenic, your little girl. I've got my photos, you can have her back vibe. No, no, you're on deck for the next 20 minutes. You take her. And I had the full dad moment. She had a bit of a blowout there, we had to change her.

What were the change facilities like at a festival? A table. Where we were having drinks. I don't know, we were working it out. I went to one of the volunteers, excuse me, where's the parents room? Behind the petting zoo maybe. I took her to the petting zoo and she vomited on me. I was like, ah well, she can't even see what the snakes doing anyway. Not a huge fan of the alpacas. Jess and Ducko. Happy Tuesday but a not so happy Friday, Ducko. We do something every Friday called Friday Bangers. Friday Bangers!

We dropped the forgotten part. We used to get you to vote on a song you hadn't heard of for a while, and we'd get it on the radio. Some guy came in and said, lose the forgotten, it's cleaner. It's cleaner. Oh, should I niche myself? You should. I mean, I love it.

Ducko. That's just far too niche. Did you watch the social network? The social network, yeah yeah. Not bad. But that's exactly what happened. So now we're just doing Friday Bangers. It was our first round on Friday. Shock Horror? Contentious. Contentious again.

We dropped the Forgotten because there was too many fights. And yet? Still fights. We got a message after we played the winning song. Which by one vote was Fallout Boys, thanks for the memories. Closest it's ever been. The percentages were showing the same on our poll on the Instagram story. Shy Guy did some fancy analytics and realised, oh, there's just one vote

in it going Fallout Boys way. So that's what we played and everyone else, know onto the dust pile of history. But then we got a message Dukko from a rice cooker named Alex and this is what he said. Hey guys my wife listens to you guys on her way to work every day and when you put the poll out on Thursday to vote for the Friday song she voted for Veronica's and she really wanted them to win but me being me tried to get under her skin and purposely voted for Fallout Boy in front of her and not knowing that Fallout Boy was going to win by one vote. So now I'm hoping he's going to do me a huge favor and get me out of the dog house

and maybe play Veronica's 4-Hour Drive today. That'd be good. Thank you. He said, please. He wanted the V-Dogs. I don't want to sleep on the couch. I've pissed her off. She's a nurse, Ducker. And you know how we feel about her.

Her name's also Jess. Oh, geez. She's got a double whammy. Alex. The funny thing is, he was in the dog house all long weekend. We can't rectify until right now. I know, because he originally said,

could you get it on Monday? And we had to reply going, bro, we're not on Monday. We're not here Monday. Nurse is probably working Monday. Oh, no. Oh, it's a whole thing. Anyway. Anyway, we cannot have an upset nurse on our watch. We cannot.

We cannot be the reason this bloke's sleeping on the couch. No. It's an easy fix. Here it is. Going out to Alex to get out of the doghouse and Alex is parked up. That's right. The Veronica's, it's forever, Jess and Ducko.

Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Year of the song. Oh my god, we haven't even mentioned year of the song or show, we've been that busy. Oh no, it's been crazy. Shy Guy's gonna give us a bunch of songs, we're gonna tell him what year they were released, but the best part is, how hard he worked on the theme.

Yeah, I worked extra hard today. Today's theme is songs from Apple TV ads. Because Apple announced new software today, new features coming to your phone very soon. Well what are the features? You love a bit of tech. A whole new look. Yeah.

Our play's a little bit different. Okay. Texting's gonna look a bit different. Is this iOS 88? What are we at? 26. Oh, close. 26?

Yeah, they leapfrogged to align the names of the software with the year. Oh. Anyway, this is your first song. This is Jet. Jet, be my girl. Oh, you're gonna be my girl. Loved Jet. Great song. This song launched the iPod. Oh, this is your first song. This is Jet. Jet, be my girl. Are you gonna be my girl? Loved Jet.

This song launched the iPod. Oh, that's a clue. I'm not gonna tell you which one though. The Nano? No, for the OG. Well, not the iPod. I remember the ad that came out and launched this. I feel like I do too.

I told you about Jet's story. We got the home phone number. One of the blokes. Oh, did you? Yeah, yeah. Did you do anything? We called the home phone number and his mom answered and we said, it's emily from sony and she went hello she was in you sony wouldn't call the home phone yeah yeah that's his burner phone jeez what you a disabend i'm gonna

say i reckon i was in yeah eight oh big clue there yeah i think so come on i've got oh six what have you gone oh no i'm going way earlier. Oh, okay, I'm going 03. Jess is in 03, Duck is in 06, the correct answer is 03. Oy! Jess with the point. You're wearing that great. Love me, Jett, me and Emily Sofo.

Da Funk, oh what a track. Also launching one of the many iPods. They're Alive 2007 Tour, one of the greatest shows on the planet. Really? Oh my goodness. I think they did the halftime show at a Newcastle Jets final. Really? Yeah. Daft Punk? No. They were here for that. There's not a chance. There's not a chance in hell Daft Punk did a local Newcastle show. I swear. Was it a tribute band? No disrespect to the Jets. I'm pretty sure me and Corley were in the crowd. One of the biggest dance electronic bands on the planet.

Could it have just been different dudes in helmets? Possibly. There was a few copycats after Daft came out. Maybe. Um, sorry. This song. Technologic. Technologic. I know it was part of their O7 tour. I'm gonna go... I feel like I'm cheating because I'm Googling things.

I'm gonna go 06. I'm gonna go 06 again. Alrightr...errr...errr...errr...errr...errr...errrrr...errrrrrr...errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Babs will keep you going. Walk the moon and just shut up and dance. Babs is drinking water and eating food. Babs, can you find out if Daft Punk played the Newcastle Jets final, like the A-League final, a couple of years ago? I've been looking and I can't find it. I swear I saw it. Who else wears a helmet?

Marshmallow. He also was not there, I guarantee that. That I would believe! It's more likely. Angus will know, let me message Angus. If Daft Punk played a New Guzzle Jets show, I will get Nagan right down the mainstream. Oh, don't tell me with a guitar! I'll just quickly text him.

There's not a chance that happened. Sorry, what's the song? This is Walk of the Moon with Shut Up and Dance. It's launched one of the iPhones. Geez, Apple using a few bongos. Have these all been selected as our bangers too in some of these songs? You're absolutely right.

I don't know what this year was. I'm gonna have to take a real stab at this because this sounds like- Answer that call Babs, they might know. This sounds like anything in Babs' music wheelhouse. I'm gonna go with 2013. I'm going with 2011. You're in at 2013.

The correct answer is 2014. Yay! Congratulations! The Ting Tings? That's not my name. Sorry. There's a lot going on. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Andrew's called in. Andrew, good morning to you. How you going, mate? Good, what are you calling in about? You're calling in about Daft Punk playing? No, I'm pretty sure that the Newcastle Jets Grand Final was actually the potbellies. That makes more sense.

Andrew! I think you're absolutely correct. Were you there? Yeah, mate, yeah, I was there up in the bleachers, but my bleachers Yeah, me too Did they wear helmets? No, they didn't wear helmets They don't wear helmets

They don't need helmets What are the potbellies? It sounds like it was potbellies Andrew, thank you very much Thanks, Andrew, thanks mate, appreciate it. Cheers guys. I'm not running down the street naked. What an absolute king, thank you very much.

They called my name, sorry, this song. Yeah, the Ting Tings. The Ting Tings, I have no idea. I'm gonna say... They are Irish. 7, 07. I haven't gone way too early I think. Oh you reckon I'll go 09?

Alright, the correct answer is... 08. Oh! Oh you got it! Yeah you got it. Well done. All right, the correct answer is oh So far to the duck I want to just do a leap up She launched the air pods one of the editions of the air pods really. Yep 3d minute do I've got back in there with this a few times? Yeah, you've. Yeah. What's it called? IDGAF? No this is levitating. I'll back it out just a few doers. Levitating is more our era Jess. Levitating is more. More recent you reckon? Yeah yeah I think this is 20. Are you gonna get this on the nose? I think we're gonna get this on the knocker. Okay. This is 20. What are you doing?

23. You're getting that? I'm gonna go 2020. Justin at 20 with the correct answer. Oh, bang! Which means the next point wins. Here we go. You can't write this stuff, everyone. Okay. The Weeknd.

On the great track. He actually performed live at this very event. Was he at the Jets as well? Was Jess watching him with the off-pump? He definitely wasn't. He definitely wasn't. Can't feel my face. This is a good song.

No, that was also the podbillies. I swear they were wearing helmets. I've just got so much respect. Can Andrew win the call of fame? Cause that would have bugged the hell out of me. Podbillies, they don't even wear hats. I swear they were in a helmet. Or they had some sort of a laser.

It's very Daft Punk X. I'm gonna go. What's this song? The Weekend. Can't Feel My Face. 2014. 2014. Oh, that's old. That goes in face. 2014. 2014. Oh that's old. Ducko's in Jess. Nah. This is from that not feeling my face era. I'm gonna go 18. Okay well, Ducko's won it. It was 2015 but he's won it. Thank you. Thank you.

And shout out to the Potbellies as well. Shout out to Andrew. Can we send Andrew a fridge magnet? Sure. As a thank you from me? Jess and Ducco. Really quickly, Ducco. As an avid emoji user, I just need your help understanding something. You know, I've recently really got into threads, which is sort of the Twitter of Instagram. Oh yeah, you're still on it. Yeah, I'm still on it, man. But this, this piqued my interest and I went, okay, I don't get it. You threaden.

I'm threaden. Left, right and center. ABC News. All right. I didn okay. I don't get it you threaten. I'm threatened like left right and center ABC News all right. Yeah, I didn't think I followed them, but they appeared in my feed Happens and they like to do their news headlines all right, and it says morning exclamation mark nice friendly greeting morning Hmm, and then they put a coffee cup emoji and a newspaper emoji But when I continue reading the first headline morning coffee cup emoji and a newspaper emoji. But when I continue reading the first headline, morning coffee cup emoji, newspaper emoji, four people dead and two dozen wounded in attack on foreign city. And I just kind of go the morning coffee emoji,

newspaper emoji, I don't think it sets the tone. For now you're about to have terrible news for me. Do you think it was intended as morning coffee, newspaper, let's start your day. Some people did. I wouldn't put an exclamation. now you're about to have terrible news for me. Do you think it was intended as morning coffee newspaper? Let's start your day. Some people did. See, I wouldn't put an exclamation. Is my issue more with their punctuation?

Could be. Emojis to me. Do seem happy. Lighten the mood, don't they? Now I'm not an emoji user. So I thought, am I misunderstanding? That is a steaming cup of coffee. They've gone so far as to draw the puff of steam.

It looks very inviting. It looks like a long black, which is my coffee of choice, but you can't then follow up with attack for dead, two dozen wounded. Yeah. It's like if you were texting someone a conversation, like how are you? And you send like smiling sunshine, coffee emoji, just went to a funeral this weekend. How are you? It just doesn't fit, does it?

It doesn't set the tone. And I understand not every piece of news has to be dire and terrible but let's be real, in 2025 it does feel like every headline I read is dire and terrible. You know that screams? Talk to me. It screams like for example if it's in this team, you know, our social media person's not, is a bit older, right? So let's say they've thought the emojis are cool because they need to to use emojis and like, okay guys be hip, use emojis, we're gonna sew this thread, we're gonna use emojis. Absolutely, okay guys, be hip, use emojis. We're going to sew this thread.

We're going to use emojis. Absolutely. We're going to connect with the youth. Yeah. It's like when your auntie would write lol on a post, yes, about someone dying. Cause she thought it meant lots of love. I mean, I thought lol meant lots of love for years. Absolutely.

I was like, why the face? Why aren't you loving me so much? All right. So we've got to give them maybe a little bit of leeway. Yeah, maybe. A bit of leeway. It's the ABC. Yes, and it's Threats.

It's the ABC on Threats. Yeah, yeah, so you know, give them that. I might be the only one seeing it and having this issue. It's like, when is it not appropriate to use emojis, you know what I mean? Yes, I would argue. Four dead and two dozen wounded. That does seem like a bad time to use an emoji. Doesn't feel like an emoji time.

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Nick good morning Nick morning. How are we? Oh Nick couldn't be better Tuesday after a long weekend. Did you have a good one? Yep, it was good wonderful to hear. Nice long weekend What do you want to do with $10,000? Well, I'd like to take my husband on a golfing trip to Asia probably that is yeah you should win wife of the year that milestone birthday Nick or just my birthday next week it's my birthday You should be wife of the century Hang on My goodness Nah, there's more to unpack here Nick

Can I marry you Nick? You, it's your birthday It's not a milestone for him But you want to spend the 10 grand Are you a golfer as well? Yeah, I like to play as well Ah, there you go, that's a lot of list Imagine she's like, nah I've never played

I just want him to be happy. I've got to be honest. Yes! Okay. There you go, you play together. What's your handicap, Nick? Oh, we're about 32 at the moment. Is that good? Okay.

But I've only been playing for two years, so. That's alright. It's a journey. Everyone's journey's different. I love that. Picked up a new hobby. Something you and the hubby can do together. Hey, you've got to give it a go. I love that. Okay. This is fantastic. The letter you're going to work with you gotta give it a go. I love that okay um this is fantastic. The letter you're gonna work with Nick it's P. P for Pyongyang which is in Asia I'm not sure if North Korea. You could have said P for Pa like golf or P for Pa. Oh she said she wanted to play

in Asia I was trying to think of an Asian place. That's North Korea I don't think you're playing golf there. No. Kim Jong-un might not allow it. Well, he's the head of golf. Maybe, yes, maybe. Oh, there you go. Oh. Nick knows what's up. Nick knows P words, Ducker.

She does, doesn't she? Sorry, we're gonna be on here. You ready, Nick? Yeah, I'm ready. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter P. We need you to name a tool. Pass.

A clothing item. Haka. A salad ingredient. Uh, pepitas. A band. Pink. A shape. Pass.

A board game. Fictionary. An animated film. Pass. A boy's name. Pate. A body game. Pictionary. An animated film. Pass. A boy's name. P. A body part. Pass.

A cooking spice. Pass. Okay. We're not going to golf. You're not going to Pyongyang or Phuket? There'll be no pars for you. Look, five with a question mark over one. What do I have a question mark over four?

A salad ingredient. Oh, pepitas. Yeah, yeah. The little green seeds. Very good for you, though. Good for you, Nick. I did not know that. A band as well. We said pink for a band. She's a sold one. Even Nick I think knows that. So look, you actually didn't get five, you got four. But hey, a tool's a hard one with Pete.

I was thinking pencil perhaps. I said power saw in our practice. That works. A pocket knife would have done, or of course the pipe wrench. Pipe wrench, absolutely. A shape pentagon, an animated film, a Pinocchio, and Shy Guy's favourite penguins of Madagascar. Smiler web boys.

A body part could have been the palm or the pelvis. Nick, I know you had penis top of mind. You're allowed to say it. It's anatomically correct. I was being polite. I know you were. You could hear the hesitation. A cooking spice could have been pepper or paprika.

Look, we don't go away empty handed. You get $100 suspended, eco down under. That is all yours. Excellent. Thank you so much. Thank you, wish the hubby a happy birthday for us. Go out and shoot some birdies together, hey? Yeah, we will. Awesome. I've been trying to get Morgan into golf for years. Now see, is that dangerous, Ducco, if you both take up the sport?

Because you've got a little one now. Oh, that's where I go to escape. You both can't do it together. So she's going to turn around one day and go, cool, you played yesterday. I want to play today. It's my turn. And it takes you out of the house for eight hours. I worry.

It feels not right now. I know, but I could put golf holidays to Phuket. I'll say that's a bit of fun. Get a nanny. Take babs. She can own a pair of fun. Get a nanny. Take Babs! She can own a pair! Jess and Ducco. Sandy Cat!

Yeehaw! Little banjo? Babs just came in hating it. She's so anti-Sabrina. It's the hair. Oh Babs, that scalp scrub I sponcon for you arrived. I forgot to bring it. Sorry, I could have told you that on camera. Yeah, you probably could have. Hey Babs, is that all goodcon for you arrived. I forgot to bring it. Sorry. I could have told you that.

Hey, Babs, is that all good? That's arrived. Yeah, that's great. I'm so excited. Thank you. Cause that's why she hates Sabrina because she's got luscious blonde locks and Babs is jealous. So I'm trying to get her closer to Babs, Sabrina's hair.

I have a hair appointment next week guys. So it's over for you. Now remember they can't fix it in one appointment. Okay. It's going to take a few. There's no miracle scrub. Why does it feel worse when I say it? Like when you say she's got bad hair, it's just like,

Hey, you never said bad, I said thin. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's why. Yeah, that's why.

So there you go. It's my language. You got to use the correct adjectives, otherwise it's just, yeah. It's so thin. Your hair is like Shy Guy's body. That's a two for one. I'll just hit them both. I like that. Anyway, that's coming. That was Sabrina, but what are we doing now?

131060, get through to Babs. What item have you never cleaned? Or what don't you clean as much as you should? No, this is bad, particularly now in the era of social media, everyone talks about clean talk. This is my cleaning hack. You go, hang on a minute. Should I be cleaning that? Had a huge cleaning conversation with some friends on the weekend. Obviously life's pretty good.

Was this whilst in between Pete Murray sets? It was and breastfeeding. So what are you guys cleaning these days? Mate, some of those conversations, but I bet you enjoyed it. But then halfway through you go, remember what we used to talk about guys? Yeah, I know. It's different. It's different at this stage of life.

Let's get up and leave before the traffic. I don't want to hear the last song. I don't care. Tail up. Who's this me? I'd rather beat the traffic. My bladder control won't last the whole trip. That's just me that one.

You still wearing wetsuits to festivals so you can go wee-wees in the mosh? I was like, why are you doing that? We're not even drinking. I'm like, trust me honey. Trust me. I know my body. This is better for all of us. And we always leave the wetsuit there. Fair. You're not putting that stinky wetsuit in your car. You've got enough smells emanating from the kid. There's so much happening. There's so, so much happening. But we were discussing cleaning because basically one of our friends, Solace, that they have,

they've lived in the house now for five years, they have never once, now I'm not saying I do this often. It's probably a once, max twice a year thing, clean the oven. They've never cleaned their oven. How did it come up for them? Like did something, did a smell start? No, no, they still haven't. We were discussing it there and we were talking about cleaning things and having to- their oven. How did it come up for them? Like did a smell start? No, no, they still haven't. We were discussing it there and we were talking about cleaning

things and having to- Like how annoying it is to clean the oven. Yes, and what's the worst and yada yada. And they said, we've never cleaned the oven. How often do you clean the oven? And everyone's like, well, maybe once, twice a year. Totally. They've never cleaned their oven once. Like take a look in that thing, that'll need to clean. But then it got to other household items we haven't cleaned. And I realised, never clean the humidifier that I use every night. In the bedroom. Now the humidifier, do you put water in that? Because that's obviously

what steams up and helps you breathe. Exactly, right? So I thought that's fine. It's perpetually damp. I opened it up, there's mould in it. I'm like, I'm using this for my sinuses to help. And now it's mouldy. And it's been next to my face for months. And mould is one of the biggest causes of respiratory issues. That's why I've got issues.

Ducco, you probably didn't need that ear, nose and throat surgery you had last year on your sinuses. You just needed to clean your humidifier. Just an A grade mould in the humidifier. Isn't it the most horrific feeling though? I didn't realise we should be fully dismantling the baby's drink bottles Because I would clean the rims you said that but then when you actually look at the pipe, you know the internal straws Yeah, oh Jesus even even our own drink bottles How often would you say you clean your drink bottle your Frank Green your Yeti? You know what I'll dismantle it

Maybe every fortnight. Yeah, if I'm lucky. But when was the last time I got that pipe cleaner in around the straw? Never. I'd be scared to look at that. Sometimes I can taste out of it, I'm like, that tastes a bit funky. That doesn't look good. Out of sight, out of mind. Yeah, yeah. For me, similarly, and why I mention TikTok clean talk, I was starting to see everyone

dismantle their range hood. You know, the filter above the stove Yeah So anytime and we use that thing every day boiling pasta obviously for dinner, whatever it might be Ours will drip. Oh And if the pot is a bit big if we're using one of the biggies It's dripping into the pot drips back into the pot and I just thought oh it's steam It's it's a know, life cycle of that.

Oh my God. Yeah. It's all well and good. Telling you who needs it. I'm seeing, I'm seeing clean talk people dismantling. So they like pop up the filter, bring it out and then submerge it in like a big, uh, tub of soapy water or in their trough, whatever. Ours is like yellow.

Oh my God. We used some special product that TikTok recommended. It was submerged for less than 10 seconds, ducko. You could see the colour change. Oh wow. Was it hard to get off? No, this product was amazing. Okay.

It's a massive bag. But yeah, it like, ace away at the grime and the grease. Yuck. Because yeah, we've been in this house maybe three and a half years. I've never dismantled the range hood. It's bad, isn't it? And that's in the kitchen. Like, yeah, I know. Where you eat all your food.

Disgusting. Yeah. So 13, 10, 60. What have you ever cleaned or even what should you be cleaning? Yeah. What have you realised? Oh, jeez, I haven't cleaned that this whole time. Yeah. Or do you have a cleaning hack? Oh, I love that. We'll take cleaning hacks. Mine, for that range hood, try whole time. Yeah, would you have a cleaning hack? Oh, I love that I'll take clean mine for that range would try cleaning them. Oh, there you go. There you go available from Bunnings now

So you're a clean boy. Yeah, but I get slack sometimes the cracks of the lounge Cuz I eat a lot of food on the lounge. Yeah, you never clean the cat Oh, yeah, like lift up crumbs and so you lift up the Cushion is or whatever. Yeah You lift up the... the cushionies or whatever. And you go like this, it's just crumpled. That is some out of sight, out of mind stuff. My cushions are ostrich feathers, so I need to lift them up to re-fluff them. But that's only, that's a me thing. You know what I mean?

And you also have multiple layers of blanket. Don't you protect from the dog. But they have the dirty blankets on the couch. My mum is here this weekend and sat on the couch and literally lay a blanket down first. I went, that's telling me something. You should see your bed. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko.

Just trying to make ourselves a bit tidier. Keep our homes a little cleaner. Whatever you cleaned in a really long time or never thought too clean. A friend of ours never cleaned their oven. I've never been there for like four or five years. I'd realised they'd never cleaned my humidifier,'ve never been there for like four or five years. I realized I'd never cleaned my humidifier, it had mold in it, didn't know you needed to.

I stopped using a loofah when again, someone on social media or even someone just told me like, that thing is perpetually damped. It is a breeding ground for bacteria and yuckies. But you go, but that thing's meant to be cleaning me. That's the cleaning thing. What do you you mean yeah but yes oven for your friend yeah never cleaned it in the five years or whatever and they lived in that house exactly which is you know strange they must be very clean cooks you know if one thing

spills over or the oil or the cake or whatever clean cooks or uber eats enthusiasts you know I think there's a bit of that going on yeah there's a bit of that going on. Yeah, there's a bit of that going on. Very good. So we're off to get cleaning hacks. Or what have you never cleaned? We go to Alice on 13 10 60. Good morning, Alice. Hey, good morning guys.

Alice, you've got a cleaning hack for us. I do. You were talking about the filter above your range hood. You can just chuck it in the dishwasher. Oh. Hello, here I am getting a big tub of soapy water and putting triclinium, because that's what TikTok told me to do.

Yeah. Just try the dishwasher. Don't go to any effort at all. Just put it in the dishwasher. And how often are you cleaning the range with Alice? Oh, not that often. Oh, okay. Fair enough. But when you do. But when you do, you feel good about yourself.

That's fair. What's the point of buying a dishwasher if I'm doing all this manual labor still? It's like the microwave. I never clean the microwave. Oh Jesus. Have a look in the microwave. Have a look at that bad boy. You get one butter splatter, that thing goes mouldy. It's so bad.

It's so bad. Do you put lids on things when you put them in the microwave? I don't. And I grew up with a mother who was very pedantic about that, so when I moved out of mine I went, I'm not doing that ever again. She was onto something. Yeah, yeah. It's disgusting. You didn't put it on despite her.

Despite her and now I suffer the consequences. Taylor on 13 10 60, what have you got for us, Taylor? OK, so you know the dishwasher door and down the bottom of it, like when you open it up, there's like a rubber lip underneath of it. Have you ever actually wiped underneath that lip? No, I can't tell you I've ever paid that much attention to the inside of the dishwasher. Oh my god, if you have a dishwasher, go home. Make sure you put like a baby wipe or something on your hand first because oh my, it's disgusting. It is like gooey and black and like it catches

all the nasty stuff and you don't even think about it until like you've got to fish something out of there and then you're like, what is that? This is the classic thing. Who's cleaning the cleaner? Where? You know what I mean? That's what we talk about loofahs. We talk about dishwashers, even the washing machine. Maybe I never thought about cleaning. They didn't want to.

Neither have I. I'll run that finish rinse through it. I don't even know why I just bark it in. You've got suck it into doing it. I've never done that. But physically to actually. Goodness me. Taylor, you've, oh, that's nightmare fuel right there.

Yeah. You want to, oh, I need to get someone in. You'd rather not know.'s nightmare fuel right there. Yeah, you need to get someone in. You'd rather not know. You'd rather not know. You know what I mean. The dishes still come out relatively clean. Yeah, I'll give them a second rinse, whatever. We actually found out the other day, our dishes, her mother-in-law was there, and you know the thing at the top of the dishwasher that actually spins around in circles that cleans it. Yeah sure, the thing that shoots the water around or whatever. Yeah, our plates were hitting it so it can't actually move. And she goes, this doesn't fit. Well, I, huh.

Well, everything comes out clean. I'm embarrassed, Ducco. I've, I've fumbled the ball in front of my mother. And if that's one person you want to think, yeah, I raised you well and you've got your life together. I want to impress her all the time. She was in town for the long weekend and, um, was helping me with the baby. Angus had to work a little bit.

So we're doing a couple of boring odd jobs around the house, but she was so hands-on, I'm, I'm really grateful. And at about seven 30 Saturday night, we had no plans. The kids already put down. I went ma, I'm just going to go outside in the freezing cold, put some clothes on the line. She went, I'll help you. Like, that's what I'm here for. I'll help you. I went, no, I'm just going to go outside in the freezing cold, put some clothes on the line. She went, I'll help you. Like, that's what I'm here for.

I'll help you. I went, no, she's such a cold frog. I didn't want her to be uncomfortable. Oh, she feels the cold, though, she feels the cold bad. Even though she hails from Melbourne, she is a cold frog. But as I said, she was here to help and she went, no, no, I'll do that for you, sweetheart. So she put her thermals on. She literally put two dressing gowns on and my UGG boots.

Went out to the backyard. Came outside and yeah, 7.30, it's pitch black. Yeah, it's so dark. So she put her thermals on. She literally put two dressing gowns on and my UGG boots came outside. And yeah, 7.30, it's pitch black. Yeah. It's so dark. I've got no outdoor lights. We do, but when you turn them on, it trips all the power. So we had to do it in the dark. Sort that out.

I guess. So we're out there for maybe 10 minutes or so putting all these clothes on the clothes source and my, my back was to the driveway. The way sort of our backyard is shaped. You can see out to our driveway. My back is to it hers. She's facing it though. And I don't know where she goes.

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. And then the dog on cue freaks out as well and goes ballistic, runs to the side gate and is barking at this man making his way down our driveway. I turn around, blood pressure's high, I'm like oh my god the kids in the house are gonna protect my mom, I don't have a weapon, we're outside, I can throw pegs at him and then I realised, I'll throw my wet washing over your face. I didn't know what to do. Chuck your panties out. Nipple crippling him with a peg? Yeah. That's not a bad idea. At least we have a 58 kilo dog.

I thought he's a good line of defence. Surely. But he kept approaching and then I've realised, hang on, he's an Uber Eats guy. He had the big bag, that box bag thing. Yes. Hi, Viz, I took a second and I went... It gets you, doesn't it? It does.

Now we had not ordered Uber Eats, so I thought these blokes lost. Your mum actually ordered it, you just didn't know. Yeah. Hey man, she was the one doing all the cooking all weekend. If she was hungry, that's on her. But she panicked because she didn't have her glasses on, ducko. So she just saw a figure. The dog didn't help. Cold woman's out in the dark. I'm yelling at this guy.

Can I help you? Trying to calm the- Stay back! Stay back! I have pegs! I have steel! Those Enviro pegs! He's obviously got headphones in, so he can't hear me.

He just keeps approaching. So the dog keeps barking. Eventually he sees me waving, you know, sees me. Can I help you? He goes, yeah. Number 11. I'm like, no mate, we're not number 11. He's obviously looking for my neighbor.

Yeah. He goes, all right, sorry, sorry, we're not number 11. He's obviously looking for my neighbor. Yeah. Yeah. He goes, all right, sorry, sorry, which way? And in that moment I realized, I didn't know whether to tell him left or right. And granted, I don't know my left and right, particularly under the pump. Cause I don't know what number you are. Yeah. Oh, but you don't have to say. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just feels weird. Can you hold it up? Oh, okay. So that means, that means it's definitely a neighbor. Yeah say it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It just feels weird. Can you hold it up? Oh, okay.

So that means, would that mean? It's definitely a neighbour. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I couldn't tell if it was the left or right. I know you're trying to work, but also this is the issue. I'm trying to work it out now. He's facing me, Ducko, and I'm facing the other way. So is it his left different to my left?

I would just then use a hand. I should have. Just to the left there. So I did, why did you use words? I said, it's that one. Can you leave please? My dog thinks you're an enemy because he's picking up on our nervous energy. So he makes his way down, turns the way on. Your mom's clutching her beads praying. She's on her knees praying, don't get me started on St. Anthony. Do not get me started. Something stuffed up with her flights. So she was on

the phone to Virgin for three hours. Anyway, it finally got resolved. She went, thank you Saint Anthony. I went, what about the woman on the other end of the phone? She goes, no, no, it's my boy Saint Anthony. It's Saint Anthony, didn't it? Anyway, so the Uber Eats driver walks the way I've pointed, pisses off out of our driveway. My neighbor comes out of number 11 and follows him down So they got into a bit of a tiff because he's going hello, it's me and blokes going she told me it was But once everything calmed down and my neighbor got his noodles my mom went you don't know what number

Let me guess she said Jessica. I raise you better than that. That would've... Do we need to sit down and go through your lefts and rights and your numbers? Jess and Ducco. Jeez, blink twice and you'll miss it. The show's nearly done. Mate, I swear it was 6am a moment ago.

I blinked twice and now it's night. And here we are. Are you joking? We were having lols at 6am talking about Ozempic peen and now it's nearly time to be done. I'm sad. It has gone pretty quick this morning. It hasn't adjust. Yeah. And we don't see each other for three days. be done. I'm sad. It has gone pretty quick this morning. It hasn't adjust.

Yeah. And we don't see each other for three days. I know. Oh my god. Oh we forgot to all send each other the photo on Sunday of our various activities that we were all doing. I said Babs had to kick that off. Yeah that's right.

You had to start it. You were meant to remind us Gen Z-er. We were meant to all send each other a photo in that exact moment of what we were doing. I'm sorry. You'll never have seen me and my mum playing banana grams, Ducco. Oh damn. She played the word knob. I was very proud of her.

Good on her. She meant like the door knob, but still it was just as frisky. She backed it up with nuts. I went, come on now mum, you cheeky bugger. Did she look at you a little bit like? She used the N from knob for nuts. I went, yeah. That's genius.

What have you got on the brain? That is genius't it yeah yeah yeah that is what were you doing Sunday I was at that was a festival day that wasn't Saturday of course I was Sunday I drove home from camera in the morning and then I just did laundry no I would have fucked you up. I wanted to see your laundry. Are you an Omo boy? Yeah surely you're an Omo. You're a dynamo. No no no Omo gold. Oh someone's doing alright. Excuse me that is $41 at the moment. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no so expensive. I've never boosted my points. No, I have to boost now. Morgan does the boosting, she gets it on the app and she goes to pay for things and she's like... Yeah, it's great.

So just certain products have the opportunity to boost. Sometimes. If we get this Greek yogurt, we get more points than that Greek yogurt. And you boost in that moment? Well, I don't like that Greek yogurt. I want this Greek yogurt. It's a whole fit. Yes, but that Greek yogurt won't give us a boost.

Sometimes I'll be checking out, I'll be done, I'll be scrolling my phone, okay, what can I boost here, what can I boost? Because if you pay, you don't get a boost. Hang on, you're standing at the checkout doing that? Sometimes. Oh, that would irk me if I saw someone doing... But I'm be done. I'll be scrawling my phone. Okay, what can I boost here? What can I boost? Because if you pay, you don't get to boost. Hang on, you're standing at the checkout doing that? Sometimes. Oh, that would irk me if I saw someone doing that. But I'm not busy. Mawind does that at the checkout too. And I'm like, hurry up. Yes, people are looking. People think you're texting. Yeah.

No, no, I'm just looking for what I can boost. I want to maximize my points. Have you ever been at the checkout and she goes, oh hang on, no, I could have boosted the Jelner. Quickly go swap it out. 100%. Or like... That's too much pressure on you. Yeah, yeah. So I know. Which brand is it? And then you're like, you can't see anything at that moment. I got 5am I should have got the gelner. Oh well, it's too late. I had to get an extra, an Omo one that's like really big on the stench for like sweaty clothes. Oh yes. Like a strong

one because my exercise gear was still smelling. Really? Yeah, and it's worked a treat. Oh there you go. It's masked it. It's a great advert, I know. Isn for Omo. No wonder it's $41. What are you running with Babs? What are you cleaning with? Omoactive. Oh yeah maybe it's that, maybe it's Omoactive. Geez, I was like, nah I'm coming to Cold Water, what's that Cold Water Pro or whatever, it was 18 bucks. I went, alright that'll do. Are you a gel or a powder? We have been powder up until I saw $41.00 Omo that now I've gone to the liquid. Yeah, I'm in the liquid now too. Which I, is it good?

But I've seen the tablets. Is that the gel you're talking about? No, sorry, I'm gonna say liquid. I didn't mean to say that. Yeah, in that big canister. But I have seen their dishwasher tablets. You just pop it in the machine, apparently. Oh, hello.

I haven't used the tablets. Bad as the tablet you use. For your clothes. Yeah, you just chuck them in. Yeah, you just chuck it in. And what, they dissolve. There were the sheets, the sheets dissolve in there. I've seen the sheets, they as a tablet you can use. For your clothes? Yeah, you just chuck them in. Chuck it in. And what if they dissolve? There were the sheets.

The sheets dissolve in there. I've seen the sheets. They're like eco-friendly sheets. Oh, I've not seen a pod. I've not seen a pod either. Are you sure you're not using dish washing tablets in your washing machine? It's definitely, no, it's not dish washing tablets. They're really good.

They smell really strong. Ooh. I don't know if I can try those. I'll have to try those out. This is the Omodu pod. Well now, only if you can boost them. I only want them if you can boost them. Yeah, so if Omo do pop. Only if you can boost them. So true.

That was a good day. I wish we'd learnt that. On Sunday. Had to learn it today. Anyway, next Sunday we'll do another one. It was a great show, we're just easing into the week really. Tomorrow's gonna be great, it's Wednesday, Sharkite Dips Day. You're telling me we're already at dip day.

I need to go to Woolies and visit my boyfriend to get some cereal. Did that rice cooker ever send the photo from Aldi? They did, but they sent it to a different account. I've lost the password, so you need to go hack into that one. Oh, was that a Facebook one that they sent it to? Yeah, yeah. I was like, send it to Jess and Ducko, please. Send it to the wrong one. Yeah, send it to the wrong one.

But she did, she did, she followed up for us. So, that could be a hint for tomorrow's cereal. Could be from Aldi. Huge hint. Plus we have 10k alpha bucks off of grabs, still more chances of that call of fame between 500 bucks suspended and Nakonda. That's right. Get yourself your own pair of hiking boots.

Like the duck man. Like me. Any else anyone want to add before we get out of here team? Nah I'm good. You feeling good? I'm feeling great thank you. Shall I go? Nope.

Babs? Nope. Ducko? No thank you, I'm good. You never get? I'm feeling great. Thank you. Shaggo? Nope. Babs? Nope. Ducco? Alright, no thank you. I'm good. You never get asked. I feel bad for that. What Jess? That's so true. You don't? Oh, captain over there pressing all the buttons. Yeah. Thanks Jess. You're welcome. I'm trying to go into a full monologue. Actually here's a few things I want to say. Stop everything. Actually, bus prices. Binday. I've got time. I've got time. You've got 10 seconds. Alright, see you tomorrow. Bye bye. Bye. Your hair is like Shy Guy's body.

True bar. Yeehaw!