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Episode Date: November 25, 2025

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The new macho range is here at the cafe. Jess and Douggo. This is the Jess and Douggo podcast. Podcast, fuck yeah. Recall the poll. We live in the day yet. Podcast, fuck yeah. Potty time.

Potters. Oh, I don't care for that. Yeah. Sounds a bit too much like potty. It does, yeah. Or potters, podders, poders. Potters. The potter.

Pod people. Yeah. Welcome to the podcast. Potty people. Bole people Hey Babs has just walked in Have you finished your reel? No

I need shagai What do you need? Offer a voiceover He's dulcet tones I'm really excited We've not posted on the Jess and ducco account For a wild ducco And I think this is gridworthy

So I'm really keen to get in the We hit the group with the ice cream machine And I think we're missing prime time I mean what we're going to do 930 Who's on Instagram at 930 Maybe we hold it to lunchtime When people are taking their breaks

Yeah, I mean, there's no set time anymore, is there? Primetime isn't really a thing anymore. Did you say hashtags are out? Oh, they go on, man. Hashtags are officially done. Oh, like, no one does anymore? Yeah, I saw one influencer be like, Instagram told me that hashtags are out.

Would Instagram have told her now that I've said that out loud? Is she just doing it, but she's still hashtags? Oh, to be fair, she didn't have hashtags in her caption. It makes sense, though, that Instagram would get rid of the hashtags. It does feel old. Remember you used to have to hashtag lots of things in order for it to get seen? Yes. You would hashtag outfit.

of the day, hashtag, you know, hot girls of Instagram. That was some of the hashtags you would use, obviously. Obviously, yeah, yeah. Hot, sexy bitch, hashtag. Short king, sexy hashtag. Did you ever, and I know the answer to this, but it's more telling about me than you,

when you would hashtag, would you capitalize each letter of the word, if it was a phrase. No. You know, if the hashtag was all I want for Christmas, it would be a capital A, a capital A. A, capital A. Yeah, yeah.

I wouldn't, but then. And if I'd see, you know, when you put in a hashtag and it's got like, this hashtag's already a thing with millions. Yes. And you see that one in there, you can use that. Yes. Then it would come corrected. Oh, that's fair. That's fair.

It gives you the suggested prompt. Because you're really just trying to do hashtags that are really popular. Well, you're trying to get more exposure, aren't you? So what's the point of doing a freaking niche one? Exactly. Unless that's part of your gag. Yeah. I don't think you would have ever grown up around hashtag time, Babs.

Are you too young? It was sort of a thing when I was younger, but just died out very quickly. Was the Valencia filter a thing for you? Filters weren't a thing for you. Filters, yeah. Filters, yeah. When Instagram first were out of the boxes. Do you remember when we would put those awful, like, almost orange, sepia tones on all our photos?

And the borders. The borders. When I was younger, I had a thing that I had to put the white borders around. Or your pics. I had that same aesthetic. Borders or the brown one. I never did the border. Yeah, then people started just posting photos as they were and I was like, oh, like, it's not cool for borders.

Yeah, yeah, no, it's funny how it just changes. Yeah. All the effects have gone, the filters, the borders. We're all sheep. Hashtag, no filter. Absolutely. But then you've been on Photoshop and edited all your blemishes out. It's like, technically it's not a filter on Instagram, but you've done some shit to your pick.

Oh, it's edited. Geez, Instagram used to be so basic. There were no stories. It was literally just photos. There was no videos. Yeah. That's right. They're all the same size.

Yeah. And now all the apps are just merging into the same sort of premise. You can do everything on everyone. That's crazy. Wild times, you know. Mm-hmm. How's TikTok going nowadays? Good.

It's pretty shrunk. You know they've renamed the ICC in Sydney, the TikTok Entertainment Center. Did they? What did the ICC stand for? Was that a brand? International Convention Centre. Oh, so it wasn't a brand. They've sold the names.

They must have sold the rights. You know, like ACOR Stadium, Marvel Stadium. It's brands who buy the naming rights. So ICC wasn't branded. I guess not. And now TikTok's bought it. It was the ICC Sydney Theatre. So the government just named it that.

And now it's called the TikTok Entertainment Center. So I can try and find out how much they've been. I don't see it. Instagram on any branding of stadiums? No, there's no Instagram stadium or anything. I think the TikTok Awards are also there, so that kind of ties in. Yes, it does. Unless that's why I've just done it for a night.

Obviously, I'm going down. I'm massive on TikTok. Huge, huge. I'll be there too. You'll be hosting it. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. We're huge in the TikTok world. Yeah, they'll love it.

You ever posted on TikTok? Like, have ever created our TikTok? Yeah, around COVID time, I think. Okay, yep. But then it didn't. Yeah, mine didn't take off either. Yeah, I just found it was a different language to Instagram. Did you post the same?

thing on Instagram and I did well. Same. Plenty of times. It's like not my platform. Like Instagram, you know, get heaps of views, comments, shares, whatever. And then you post on TikTok and it's like, Bupkis.

600 views. 100%. That's just embarrassing. I'm going to stop. I posted, when we were in Italy, it must have been the baby moon because Lucia wasn't there and my parents were. Yeah, as the time we surprised my mum. Yeah.

There was a beach in, might have been Sicily, must have been. They have lifeguards, obviously, patrolling the ocean. They don't have flag. So lifeguards just patrol. and they have Labradors in LifeVest who will swim out and help so if you need assistance you might get saved by a Labrador

I filmed it, put it on TikTok I thought that's great gear Yeah yeah yeah Fucking like 40 views I went what? TikTok doesn't want life saving dogs Yeah I would thought that'd be like the go-to If that didn't explode

What does? Yeah fucking get ready with me They do very well Are they still going well? Yeah also recipes do really well Yeah People love a cook

Yeah A TikTok cook And just trends, yeah. Yeah, see, my labrador, my life-saving Labradors were not a trend. Missed out on that trend. I really did. Well, maybe it'll become, you know what it'll happen. Someone from TikTok is big over there.

We'll go, oh my God, have you seen this? That'll blow up. Now that I've said it, people go, let's book a trip to Sicily. That's great content. She just doesn't know how to fucking work the algorithm. Did those dogs actually save anyone that? I swear to, I sat on the beach waiting. Like, please someone.

Not die, but someone get into strife. We've got some serious issues going on. I want to see the lab swim out. It was one black lab and one gold lab. Unfortunately, I didn't see them in action. Right. But they had the vest on and the lifeguards had the little buoy thing, you know, that they can throw to help people.

They fully look like they were the ones who would go out. Because I imagine, like, people would drown the dog if they were trying to get rescued by the dog. Yeah. Does the dog bite you? I'm in charge here. Let me swim your back. Yeah. You know, you're right.

Because a drowning person, a drowning person does panic. Yeah. Yeah, totally. Remember that fat kid I saved in the beach that time? Oh, that's right. You nearly died. He nearly drowned me. That weakened your shoulder to the point the next time you went to the surf, it disliked.

It came out. Yeah, you know. And not even a thank you. That's what kills me. Yeah, not even a thing. He's just, his parents drinking a tawley of a VB on the beach in full jeans. I'm like, I just love the idea he wasn't drowning. I just love that he wasn't drowning.

Ducket's gone. Fat kid at sea must be. Holy hell. I will help. Fuck, this guy's dragging me in. I guess I'll let him do it. And that's why I didn't thank you. He was like, I'm going to go back out there.

I want to go back out. I could stand up. It was just me that couldn't stand up. Oh, that's funny. He had his hand up. He had his hand up. He was waving. That's how thing is when you are actually drowning or in trouble,

you know how hard it is to fucking put your hand up and keep swimming? I can imagine because you essentially need to tread water. But if you can tread water. I mean, I know there's not else you can do. Yes, yes. And even making that call of, oh, I'm going to do it. I need to do this. But that split second could be the difference between you getting into actual strife.

And being sound. Totally. Have you ever been caught in a rip or anything? No. No, no, I've never, I mean, I have, but not like, to the poor, I need saving. The only time I need saving was when I, yeah, dislocated my shoulder when I was out surfing. Well, that's, that's different. Yeah, yeah, but I've never, like, from just, like, swimming out.

And obviously, I saved you that day. Obviously. And saved your towel. You saved your towel. Actually, you grow from the beach. Yeah. Where is it? Just down there.

All right. I couldn't stop the paramedics from cutting your wetsuit off, but I did save your towel. Damn, shame. No, I couldn't save much that day. The day that ended everything for my shoulder. that day, it turned 30, eight days later, use my new surfboard for a birthday present. Out the fucking window.

See you later. Yeah. Have you been on a surfboard since? No. Yeah, I have. Yeah, I have. And I like, it's been fine, but I just can't, yeah. It's too much of a risk.

Of course. It's way too much of a risk. Because if it happens again, shame on you. Yeah. You know what I mean? And it can just come out by falling in the water now and my arm going in the wrong angle. Exactly.

So it's like, yeah. Like, I'm too scared now to dive into a pool, hands above head. Ah, because it could come out. Yeah. Is that the worst injury you've done? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yeah. I'm trying to think what the worst injury I've done.

Have you done any hectic injury, Shardot? No. Bats? On the farm? On the farm? Got some shears in the thigh or something. No, I've actually pretty like, for a faunty person, I'm pretty good. Like, I haven't really done it.

Really hurt yourself. I've, like, tripped up the stairs many times and, like, injured my toe. I stood on a nail, actually. Oh, my God, your mom alone. Not down. We all had, we all had bets on you hurting yourself in soccer. We thought MCL, ACL. Oh, yeah, so do I.

Yeah. My body's spree. pretty like, it knows. It knows. It's aware. Where was the nail that you stepped on?

It's at a beach. I stood on a plank of wood. I was wearing thongs. I went right through the thong. Oh, tetanus. Yeah, I had to go to the medical center and get a shot. Yeah. He leaves nails around a beach.

I know. I did that at the box. I stepped on a nail one of my friend's box in February this year. Remember it? I stepped on the nail and then it was like, it was dark. I was at my mate's you just walking with him while he was getting somebody's bag. And it was that classic thing of like wrong place, wrong time.

Like you weren't even. to be there. And then I looked down, it was like this old rusty nail just sitting up there from a plank of wood and I was like, it was like the next day

when I was home I had to go to get the tent shot from the bucks. Am I picturing your dad in the scenario? Yeah, dad, that's right. Because he took me to the doctor

to get the shot and then I had to get that before I had to get my flight. Oh, that's right. You're potentially like, oh, might be in jeopardy here. Because Morgan was pregnant. Yes.

And, oh, heavily pregnant. She was due in what? April, yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, I haven't lived. I've smashed it. Like I lost control on skis and smashed into some ice. Thought I broke my nose, but just hurt.

I don't have any, like, good story. Now I feel like I'm too old to have a really hectic injury because it'll just be really bad. Do you know what I mean? To be dead injured now is actually, that's kind of why I started going to the gym. I went, I've got to help my body prevent that crap. Totally. I'm getting into the stage of like, she had a fall.

Not she fell. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. She's had a fall and she came out. She's had the panic button at home. Like, Babs falls. It's, she fell down. She hasn't taken care of her body for 34 years.

Shocker, she has no hip mobility. Yeah. She had a fall. There is a real difference, isn't it? Yeah, there really is. Anyway, we hope you don't have a fall on our watch. Thank you so much. That's where I always wear sensible shoes.

You guys did miss Babbs say she falls up the stairs, though, not down. Yeah, well, I used to run up the stairs at home and then... She was in hurry. Absolutely cork my toes. Everyone's like, Babs, have you done it again? Oh, no. Better to fall up and down. Like, you can't tumble.

Yeah, I think so. It was just, it was like a thing at home. If you hear someone like a massive bang, mum would be like, who fell on the stairs? Because they were like a, it was like a polished, um, it's like, yeah, no. It was in a bar. It was usually me.

It was usually me. And it's also only two steps. It was all like, hey, that was lying on the stairs. Okay, you can't call two steps stairs. That's two steps. You got to like go up really far. You had two steps in my house too. Really?

How many steps were in your house growing up? 22. Oh, you had some stairs. Yeah, had some stairs. Did you have steps or stairs? Probably five or so. Oh, that's a weird number. Yeah.

It was one, two, three. Yeah, four or five. Oh. We used to put our mattress on top of the stairs and then slide down. Fun! That's like you know him alone. Yeah, it was fun. That was always fun.

We had a laundry shop. We could do that on our two steps. We had a laundry shoe that went from the kitchen down to the like basement, I guess. And we used to jump down. We put sheets at the bottom and jump down to the sink. Shut up through the shoes. Yeah. I mean, it was probably like from the roof to the floor.

Yeah, yeah. But still. And obviously, like, the laundress thing's like that deep. Yeah, yeah. We're kids. I mean, you're robust. That is so fun. Yeah, it was fun.

Oh. Well, you know, we're putting a story on our house and maybe we will invest in a shoot. That's fun. You can chuck lucied down there. That's a bit of, she's very adventurous. She jumps off freaking everything. Are you going to build her a cubby in the house?

Do you know what's funny? Yes, I would like to do some sort of swing set or cubby house or whatever. That is definitely down the track because we have. have run out of money. So she can have that for maybe her fifth birthday. Hey, you can find a brand that maybe wants a cubby ambassador ship. Not a bad idea. When I wake a wake up, wake up, when you wake up, it's Jess and ducco.

Stop what you're doing and listen. You know I got that shit that you're like. There's only one show to wake up here. I'm not that easy to take. Yes. Hello, how's your butthole? I got to explain to ducko. Here he is.

Who my husband? He was in Woolworth's Looking at the cleaning product Got him going insane Yeah, I got it put it back in during the song Fuckin'ass No, it wasn't it, it was just like Well, it all flopped out

Fuck yeah, talk it This is Jess and Ducko Right on 6 o'clock Hey, welcome to Wednesday, gang Wednesday One of the great days of the week But more than anything, Ducko We're counting down

And not to something positive, it's funny when you count down to things, maybe count down to your birthday or till your wedding day or to a holiday, it's because it's excitement. Yep. We're kind of counting down to something a little... Sad? Well, yeah.

Yeah. Well... The end of the era, that is the Jess and Ducko program. Oh, goodness me. But the only way we knew to, I guess, lighten things up. Yeah. Was to capture the number of days, musically. 18, 18, 18.

Oh, 18 choices. What song was that? That was 18 by One Direction. Another bad special. I like how we just get to three seconds. We're not getting the four. I wasn't sure what's the game. 20 seconds or the hook.

Great, great work, team. Well, no, we don't need words. We just need the number. Who's singing that right there? I reckon that might be a louis. Ooh. We might have to watch the film clip. Yeah, yeah.

To confirm that. Who is? Who definitely wasn't Harry. No, it wasn't Harry. 18. A milestone to kids. They turn 18. And for us, again.

It's bad. So, tomorrow I turn 17, guys. 17. Go for your piece. I'm getting younger. I'm Benjian and buttoning it. Wait, do you go at 17? Where do you go for your piece?

I don't know 17? 16's learners. 16. 17 for peace. No, but you read piece for one year and then Greenpeace for three years. Yeah, so 16 to 17 to 17 learners, 17 to 18 red. Mate, it was too long ago. 18 to 20 green.

Did you have to do logbook? Yep. You were logbook? I did 100 hours. Ah, I had to do 120. Ah, huh. It's because they flagged me. They knew back then.

She can't thrive. Yeah. You're right, 17 for red piece. Yeah. 17 for red. Feels like yesterday, guys. No, it does not feel like that for me. The best feeling is when you go from your green peas where you get like,

whatever it is, three points to when you get your 12 or whatever, you know, you opens. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just feel so much better. Whenever I see your pee plate are going, limit, I go, ah, very good, very conscientious. Yeah, because they can't, what, P-P players can't go above 90? Yes. On the highway?

And is it still a thing, you can't have a passenger for a bit? After 11 p.m. Yeah. Okay, there you go, like curfew. Yeah, but I always see them on the highway and it's like 110. Yeah. And they're going nine and you're like, you're poor. You better be in that bloody left lane.

Yeah. It looks like they've got a flat tie. It looks like they're cruising on those little spare tires. I know, and I feel like they need to have their hazards on or something. I know. This is coming from me. But I'm like, let's help each other around on the roads. It is. It is. It's like when it says the trucks, you know, you stay over here,

don't overtake, but one truck wants to overtake another truck. You go, okay. What am I doing here? Everyone slow down. There's nothing worse than being wedged in between two trucks. Oh my God, terrifying. And I always have this sadistic little thought, could I pull a Vin Diesel and go under the truck? I always see that when you see the gap. You're like, would I fit under that? Could I fit under that? Could I slide under that? Could my Hyundai I 30 just don't risk it? You don't have NOS. You don't have Noss.

Well, my Noss turn on. You won't make it. Yeah. My Everest won't make it, I don't either. No, you're too high. The Fords aren't going to make that. You're too high. I'm like, geez, I always want to play with that.

You just go, those movies should come with a warning. I just scream family and close my eyes. Yes. You know, like the, did you like the jack-ass movies with Johnny Knoxville? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And at the start of them, it would say, do not try these tricks at home. Yeah. I feel like Fast and the Furious should also have those warnings.

Probably should. For the hoons. I mean, when they're driving on Antarctica, are in sports cars and going over jumps on submarines. When Vin Diesel launches himself off the bonnet of his own car to catch Letty mid-air on top

of the bridges and then they smash into the... That's bloody fantastic. It is one of your favourite. It is one of my favourite. It's number eight. It's the best. At least they're on. Amazing. Anyway, I've got a big show for you today.

How's the team going? Oh, how's the Ice Cream Gate? So yesterday, Babs had to stay late to try again. We don't need to go into what happened last week, to try again. Well, she did, Duccoe, but I think we explored that enough yesterday. So yesterday, she stayed late. She had all ingredients required.

And Chagai said he had nothing to do with this. He washed his hands of it. Whether she read the instructions or stayed with TikTok tutorials. Did you stay here while Shagai and Jess were out shopping? Babs, you were just slaving away making ice cream? Shagga was there. He just doesn't want to take accountability. This is your show

You are running this It's shy guy licks though Yeah but that's a side piece Do you remember what I said to you yesterday? No I said You're telling me the wrong measurements Because you want me to stuff up here

Oh hang on was there a little bit of sabotage there Shai guy Finding a scapegoat I see Hang on a minute Okay Hang on how could he be telling you the wrong measurement babs When you guys revealed

You had no measuring equipment Well then he would go All right go And I would pour and then he'd say, stop. So are you willing to try the ice cream today, Taco? I don't know if I want to try it. Stop, go.

It looks right. It looks good. Oh, does it? Okay. What flavor do we go? Banana and strawberry. Oh, yeah. Let's let it rain.

A bit of brecky banana ice cream. Because we're giving away that Dolce creamer. That's definitely not good. Cream on cream? I mean, it's an ice cream. It should be called the creamer. I reckon it would be great for the marketing. Absolutely.

We are giving it away. Creamer. Oh, creamer. Just after 7.30. The competitor is called cream, but anyway. Ah, it's all right. Oh, God damn it, shy guys say that. After 7.30, we're playing Shy Guy Licks.

Yes. If you can guess the ice cream that Shy Guy is licking today, you win the creamer. You do, you cream on. You cream on. Which would you be great. Thanks to Shy Guy. You get to say, I just got Shy Guy's cream or I just cream Shire Guy's box. And if you want, we'll make a video tutorial of Babs using the creamer.

Yeah. And we'll add that as part of the prize. I like that. So when you go home and want to use it, you can. can watch Babs. That's a great idea. She'll be like Ian Huey Hewitson. Your personal chef.

How exciting. Very exciting. Anyway, that's that. We've got Alphos, your chance of $10,000. But up next, there's a man who's done something incredible. He swam and walked. And I guess jogged a little bit. Who's to say he didn't jock?

Around the entire world. Yeah, we need to unpack this. Yeah, we do. Because I want to know how long that takes a human being. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We started a long time ago. Okay. Ducco.

Yes and Ducco. Carl Busbigh. No, Carl Bushby. You should all know Carl Bushby's name by now. I'm sorry. This is the first time hearing of Bushby. You don't know about Bushby?

I don't know about Bushby. What's Bushby done? He's going to become the first person. Sorry, he's hoping to become the first person to complete an unbroken round the world walk tour. And he's preparing for his last leg of the journey. He set off from Chile in 1998. That's a long time ago.

Since then, he has walked across America and Asia. They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no particular reason. Why are you doing this? I just felt like running. That's him, but he's walking. Yeah, Bushby's like, that is the issue. Forest has already run. So Bushby went, the run's been done, I'll walk it.

Why not? He has swam 300 kilometres across the Caspian Sea. Just keep swimming. He has fought off ice slums and polar bears. The theatre going on over here is unbelievable. Let's go back to radio. Remember radio like plays that they used to do in the older days? This is amazing.

He has fought off haters. That's a huge bitch. And peacocks. And Kevin from the movie Up. He has seen lots of pussy. And he has got himself through it. Bushby. Sorry, you said he's not finished.

He's not finished. Hang on 1998. So he's gone through the Berlin straight without using any other. So the bearings straight without using any form of transport, he's a former paratrooper, makes sense. Oh, okay. He's got resilience and grit. He's got 3,200 kilometres left to walk before he arrives in his home city of Hull in the UK. So where is he currently? He's coming across Europe. He's currently in Mexico. He's had a bit of a hiccup in Mexico.

He's waiting for his visa to get cleared because he's got to go through these countries and get cleared. Is he Chilean? Is he British? He's British, but he started in Chile. He started in Chile. He flew to Chile and went, okay, now I'm going to make my way back the long way. Okay. I'm going to walk and swim. Hang on, this is like, stuff costs money. It does.

So he said, he's waiting for his visa to be complete so he can finish his challenge. He's going to be returning home. That'll be very strange. It's been 27 years since he's been home. Oh my God. He's not seen his friends. His family. He's not celebrated with anyone.

Checked in with anyone, maybe. His mission is named the Goliath Expedition. He's trekked via Turkey in August before entering Europe. He said he's run into a lot of complications. I've had visa issues. Financial crisis. The COVID pandemic. Oh my God, it's not like he could cross borders during COVID.

The older he was in COVID, it doesn't say where he was. You'd hope he wasn't anywhere in Europe. God, if he was in Italy, forget about it. You're not walking around. Oh, in 2020. Oh, hang on a minute. We all blamed the bats and pangolans. Was it old mate because he was walking around the world spreading.

He was the super spreader just going from country to country walking through borders. What? Hang on, so he's in Mexico waiting for a visa in terms of he's not getting on a plane. Surely in Mexico, you just buy yourself a visa. Hang on. Just give those away. But what's he doing from Mexico? Walking up?

He's not getting from Mexico to bloody England without crossing some ocean there, Duffo. He's currently in Mexico waiting for his visa to complete his challenge. Following his 31-day swim across the Caspian Sea last year. He continued his journey to Azerbaijan, then through Turkey. Is he walking? Must be.

So is he still got years to go? Like, when are they projecting hills? Well, it says 3,000 kilometres. So it can't be years. But there's, there's... There's a... It's a long way. It's a long way.

He's going to Hull, which obviously is in the UK. Is it 3,000 kilometres as the bird, as the crow flies? Or is he going over land? Maybe that's what he's done. He just put his GPS over as the crow flies and go on, if I just swim straight across there. If it's international waters, Bushby, I don't know if you need a visa. Just get in the water.

Yeah. So anyway, look, he's not raising money for anything. He's not doing anything. He's just hoping to break a record that's never been done before. Was he... I'm going to ask you a million questions. You won't have the answers. but is he a wealthy person because food, medical attention, paying for visas.

Well, he keeps talking about his team. He's like, we set off to do this. But I'm like, is it a we or is it just you and your wife's gone? Please, Gary, don't go. So, like, three decades he's been doing this. Yeah. And his wife is still waiting at home for him. Oh, my God.

And I just, mate, she's got the pie on the stove. To bring up another Tom Hanks movie, this is castaway, he's going to get back because she's remarried and had two kids because she thought he was gone. Yeah, she thought he was, yeah. No one thinks Bushby is still doing it since 9. But he's going to come back and be so upset. So upset. If he comes back in that seas that she's had along with someone else.

Absolutely. I just love the idea that he set out to do this in 1998 and no one cared. No one believed he would do it. Now we're talking about it because, holy crap. Remember that guy from 1998? Looks like he might actually complete this. Guinness World Records are standing by. This has gone through numerous wars.

It was meant to take 12 years, but his global voyage has transcended more than five prime ministers, the COVID-19 pandemic and numerous wars. His timeline's really blown out. I think he is taking his time. But his determination is unbelievable. He's going to each country. Like, well, this is us now. Should we just park up here for a little while?

That's right. I work in a hostel for a bit and a bit of coin. Get back on the road. Jess and Ducco. Jess, we've got some really important breaking news. Look, we've got a pivot. And that's the beauty of live radio, Ducko. We are able to do so on the fly.

Yeah, that's what we do here. That's what we do. That's what we do at Jess and Ducco, HQ. And being the consummate professionals we are, you know, we're embrace these opportunities. Yeah. So instead of going to Italy right now, I think we go to the kitchen. We're crossing live to our kitchen.

Babs is with our ice cream maker. Our Dalchi ice cream maker. She's there. Babs, do you hear us? I can hear you. Okay. Now, Babs, there was controversy last week in Shy Guy Licks. Obviously, we are giving away brand new, unused Tfel ice cream makers.

And you tried to test it out. You capitulated. You served up what was not considered. at ice cream, in my opinion. Yeah, no, it wasn't. You said, give me another bite at the cherry. Yep, let me go again. Let me go again.

We said, well, you have to wait now until next Wednesday. Can we hear the audio of the machine? It was very loud when I was in there making my coffee. Yeah, I'm just about to put another one in. Oh, so it's finished. Oh, another one? Okay, we've got multiple.

Great timing. Great audio, Babs. I don't want to capture the essence. Yeah, yeah. I was like, yes, it's so loud. Listen to her in the making. All right. No, because one of them finished, and it looks really good.

Okay. But this is, it's about to stop. up again now. Here we go. Hit play. What it does, Jess, is it puts the little needle through. It hits the ice cream and then it starts blending the ice cream. And that's what creamifies? That's what creamifies. Great word. Thank you. Cream on. And it's nice and loud. Babs didn't want to leave it. I said, I'm thinking it'll be fine on its own for five minutes. If you want to come do the radio show, she said, no, I've got to stay here and watch it. I'm locked in now. I'm super locked in. Just in case someone comes and steals me

banana ice cream. You know what, to be fair. She accused shy guy of sabotage last week. So I wouldn't be surprised if she left that thing unattended. He didn't go in and pour a cup of vinegar and then go, What have you done, Babs? This tastes awful. So I don't think he can be trusted either. No, he can't. She's on to something.

Babs, have you got back two in the machine? I've got the second one in the machine. I've made the banana one already. Yep. And it looks really good, but it's really loud. I can hardly hear. Oh, we can't hear anything. Wow.

Our phone system's amazing. Is it blocking out the background nose? Hang on, hang on, hang on. I'll see if I can make you hear it. There we go. It's creamifying. We've got cream on, we've got cream. How long does it take to creamify?

Well, I only took that, must have taken three minutes that last one. Oh, of course, the first batch. So this is what we're making for you. You can win this in an hour if the Shagai dips. You can win this, not this machine, because I think Babs is going to keep it, but you can win a brand new one. Absolute, untouched. Untouched.

No Babs DNA on or around. bring us the ice cream in babbs because we want to try it now ducco will try the banana i'll have a little lick of the strawberry oh nice yeah sounds good i will do that good on you babs signing out from the kitchen babs thank you so much for your time this morning ian hughy babs huardson there from our kitchen if that was an actual reporter she'd be fired there was no audio when we needed it there was no sound there was absolutely zero come she repeated everything we'd said we're like Ali Langdon, just doing all the work, and she goes, yep, that's about it. Jess and Ducko.

Just tried some of our ice cream team. I was having me black coffee and had some banana ice cream, as you do. That's a hell of a combination. But, hey, when ice cream presents itself, you're only human. You're going to cream on with the team. You're going to stick your screen in. When the team is creaming, we cream together. When Babs has spent the better part of, poor, 20 hours,

perfecting, working on this, sweating over it. She did a good job. I liked it. She did a great job. The consistent. Perfect. Chef's kiss. She gave us two options, one banana, one strawberry.

She actually used the ingredients that the T-Fel instructions said to use, unlike last week where she just cut 50% of them out. Whoever she wanted. Babs, who goes to you? Hey, good on your producer. I'm going to call you Huey Hewitson from now on because you're basically a chef. Great, thank you. It was nice.

Like, did it go with my black coffee? Probably not. And that's on you, what's say? That's nothing on T-Fel or Babs. I just wanted to try it, you know? I just wanted to try it. try it in the moment. The call of the cream.

Too strong for the duck man. When the cream calls. Ducko picks up the phone. Hello, I went back from multiple mouthfuls too. So, you know, I probably got myself to blame now. I was like, what's in this, Babs? And she told me, I was like, can't have that, can't have that, can't have that.

Hey, hey, after your clean bill of health on the colonoscopy, you can do whatever your little heart desires. Whatever I feel. That's the silly season. Less than a month till Christmas, Ducko, bloody embrace her. Just go for it. Get him a mince pie next. Park up on the toilet.

Here I go. So we cross live to the kitchen with Babbs. We cross live to Ducko on the Toot next. Yes, I'll be there. Jess and Ducko. Do we need to make an apology to the Fast and the Furious franchise? Yeah, to the people who love that franchise, I'd say so. I thought I loved that franchise.

And I do. In my heart and soul, it was the series of movies I watched in postpart. And we brought Lucia home from the hospital after four days. And there's a lot of couch time, a lot of recovery time. You're working our breastfeeding. Angus goes, what do you want to put on the TV? I went, I've never watched the entirety. Fast and the Furious.

Let's watch that. Hard to get through all of them, mate. I made a claim earlier that they need a warning. Make sure you don't copy some of these stunts. Allegedly, it does have a warning. We're a DM. A few DMs in the inbox saying they do. Vin, Vin himself.

Yeah, yeah. So apologies, they do have it. They are above board. They are. Double thumbs up. When you guys, changing tact, when you guys text people, do you alter your text pending on who you're texting? Like in terms of your language, whether you use emojis,

whether you text multiple messages. or just one big chunk, do you put a paragraph, space, paragraph, you know, because I will wait for people to message me, and then I'll see, because some people send like six texts in a row, back to back to back. That's a me. They all roll in back to back to back. Yep. And then I'll do that if they do that.

If someone sends me a paragraph and it's got like space in between, you know, change of thought, I'll reply back like that. So you adapt to the player. I adapt to the text up. Ah, it's so funny you bring this up. I do not. And I only realize this, I reckon this week, Ducco, where I am a multiple texter. So I like one thought per text.

Obviously, I appreciate it can be annoying as the recipient. You might get six or seven messages in a row from me. But I feel like it's clearer, more concise. And the reason I sort of sat with it this week was because I did it to my mother-in-law. And I realized I'd shot off four or five and then went, I wonder if she finds that really annoying. or weird, because I can't imagine her girlfriends or anyone of her generation doing that. Usually the old, they are, the more it's in one big text.

Yes, exactly. And then it'll be broken up. Yeah, so I do not adapt to the player. I am consistent the way I do it. See, if I'm texting my parents or whatever, I'll be one big one. If I'm texting you to be multiple. But when you do the one big one, like if you do need to ask your parents something relatively intensive, do you then number each point?

No, no. I'll just put point and then gap. But how do you make sure? issue is when I do that, people respond to like two of the things. Unless it's really clear, these are separate concerns. Some of I get weed out if there's heaps of more texts. I don't like when people reply to an individual message. You can hold down on a text and hit reply.

Sometimes, if it's in a conversation that's gone really far beyond, and you're like, oh, I'll reply to that now so I can see what I'm replying to. But other times I'm like, I know what you're saying. We're in the same conversation. You don't need to reply to that by hitting reply to this, then reply to that. Just let the conversation flow. Isn't it funny? Because if we were in real life, absolutely.

And you can keep track of threads almost better when they're not in front of you. But like one of my girlfriends, we will go off on 15 tangents in the one conversation just from her perspective. So for me, I need to say, lull back to that photo she sent. And then I need to clarify what she meant about that saga with her boyfriend. And then I need to check in with her mum because she mentioned her mum somewhere else. So I too like to go, you've said all these things. I want to make sure I've addressed every single point. The reply is just annoying me now.

Like, I'll do it if the person I'm texting replies, I'll do it. It's a new feature. It's come out this year, the reply. I don't feel like it's been around for very long. I'll do it. I'll do it if it's needed if the other person is doing it. But to me, it makes it just look messier because you see little arrows coming down with reply to this and reply to that.

It definitely is messier. How do you feel about the react? So someone like me who sends you six different tests. chat about, right? Would you, how do you feel about, I'll love her, that, or ha ha, ha, that. Because then you know, acknowledged, signed off, acknowledged. So I was messaging a mate, I was messaging a mate yesterday, and he's a bit older, and we were chatting about something.

And then I said, like, I finished off, we locked something in. He said a thumbs up back, okay? Okay, not a, the React. Not a React, like an emoji thumbs up. Okay, that's definitely telling his age. Yep. And then I, thumbsed up reacted the emoji, the thumbs up. I didn't know you could react to the emoji.

And then he goes, did you just thumb up my thumb up? And I was like, yeah, well, I was just starting off with a thumb up. Do you know what? And he got annoyed that I thumbed up and thumb up. Did he want to end the convo? Or would he have preferred a thumbs up emoji in return? Back, baby. Because the combo was done.

But I just also wanted to acknowledge that I was thumbing up. Yes. But I put a thumb up, a mini thumb up, like a me thumb up, on his big thumb up. Do you know what wigs me out, how you can now change the, like, graphics of your text? Oh, yeah. If you write congratulations, the iPhone will give you the options to make congratulations go in a huge font and suck back in. Or you can put like a bang.

Shy guy hit me with a bang the other day where it basically has an explosion. It's exploding. Across your text. That's the reaction. There are so many things you can do. I don't have to do that, by the way. That was a bit of a one-off. That was crazy.

I feel frisky, mate. All these things that you go, this is how I communicate. No one teaches you how to text. No. But there's so many ways people text now. Yeah, it's like no one teaches you how to run. What is the proper technique? Yeah, and there's nothing funny then you see someone running like an absolute goober.

You're like, look at that person. What's the etiquette? What's the technique? Yeah. But texting is judgey. Like people judge how people text. I think you need to play the player. Yeah.

But I don't think I'm adaptable enough. I'm just stuck in my tracks. Yeah. And I almost want people to do it the way I do it. If someone that you don't know that well sends you an emoji because you hate emojis. I do hate emojis. I do you let them know or do you just let it go? I give them the.

grace because I know I'm in the minority with emojis. I get a lot on DMs. People will send me quite a lengthy message and it's littered with emojis. I will respond zero emojis and I hope they pick up. I don't appreciate these emojis. They're just confusing to me. If the convoy keeps going, I will find a way to bring it up. Geez, you rely on emojis a lot.

Do you not know words? And then it usually ends the conversation. And that's the end of that. And then I send a thumbs up. This interruption is proudly brought to you by The one and only McDonald's And the Macca's new Grinch meal Which is available right now

For a limited time participating in restaurants A lot of people getting around their Christmas movies now Is the run towards Christmas ramps up Grinch might be on your list Love Actually might be on your list Oh yeah, got to watch that Die Hard Yeah

Might be on your list Home Alone Home Alone Yeah Coming up to an anniversary of Home Alone I think Howie which one? There's something going on

I saw one of those people or E.T. talking about Macaulay Culkin. Oh, yeah. Great question. Might be like 30-year anniversary or something like that. Who's watching E.T? No, like on Instagram. I follow E.T.

I don't watch E.m. Not E.m. No, no. Entertainment tonight or whatever it is. No, not the midday American. Access Hollywood. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, not Access Hollywood.

Just not on their Instagram. Yeah. And I read a thing about McCauley Colkin that he legally changed his name. I can't remember if it was a dare or a bet or something to McCauley, McCauley, Colkin, Colkin. Like, legally, in the States, he, that's what it will say on his identification. McCauley, McCauley, Colkin, Colkin. That's a bit of fun.

It's a bit of a mouthful. That'd be a non-me to say. A lot of C's in that name. And when you're getting a coffee, are you putting that down for your order? That's a great question. Are you doubling up? What's the name? McCauley, McCauley.

Colcombe. There's not enough room on the, on the venty Flapachino to write McCauley, McCauley. That would mark that up so bad. Imagine trying to give your email address. It's McCauley, Colkin, Colkin, at Gmail. A dot in between. Don't forget that dot. Yeah, Macaulay, dot, McCauley, dot, McCauley.

Yeah, that'd be tough. It was the 35th anniversary last Monday. Of the OG. Of home alone. 35 was it? That's right. November. And also look up why he changed his name.

Yeah, did he legally change his name? McCauley, McCulley. So yeah, you can go try that Grinchmilla Maccas if you so choose and desire. Jim Carrey is, I'm still just known as Jim Carrey, I think. He's not changed his name to change. No, he's still just Jim. He does. what he does

he is good for the gyms of the world He is good for Is his real name James? I don't know Jim is short for James Right?

Like your name's not Jim Yeah, you You'd be called A gym, can't you? On your birth certificate Surely Or do you have to be James Can't you be called

Jim? Oh look, in this day No Jim be called anything Yeah But it's like you wouldn't call You know, It's not Tim on the birth certificate It'd be Timothy

His name is James There's James Gary Some people legally Like Jim's Mowing I mean you can be called You can Your Mum could

Be Jim from Jim's Your mom couldn't have called you window. Do you know what I mean? Your name could be anything. But traditionally, it's like I don't think anyone's written dick on a birth certificate. I've just typed me to Google, are people and it's gone getting dumber is the first thing that's popped up. And then still dying from COVID? I love how Google thinks you're what?

That's so funny. Are people born with the name Jim? No people are not typically born with the name Jim. There you go. It's James. There you go. We're always learning on this show, Duchess. Jeez.

I did not. Jim's mowing has lied to me this entire time. It's James's Mowing. To his friends, he's probably Jim. Jim's gardening as well, James's gardening? Hey, James is, Roofing. James's dog washing and Jim's roofing?

It's all James. It's hard, though, when you need to put an S on the end of a name that ends in S, you know, James's. James's is moing. So, Jim, I get it. Yeah, Jim's. The apostrophe. Feels better off the tongue.

Yeah, Jim's just works. Do you have an answer on McCauley, McCauley. Yeah, he actually did it in 2018. as a joke and he just reminded fans on the anniversary that's what he did in 2008. Wait, so he did it? Yeah. He actually did it, but there was no reason why.

At the time, he took to Twitter and he said, guys, I want to change my name because I don't want to be associated with anymore and whatever the top, like, voted name that comes back is what I'll change my name to. Oh my God. A vote that came back was McCauley, McCauley, Colgan. So it's like, well, I wanted it. The power of the people.

So it's been that since. Mate, we have learnt a lot in this. This has what, this has been a wild ride of a four minutes. This has. My God. Jeez, what a time to be alive. Take that with you into your next trivia session. Shout to all the gyms out there today.

And the Jameses. If you were James, though, I wouldn't want to be called Jim. I want to keep as James. Well, do you like James? Yeah. James more than Jim, I think. Can I tell you? Sorry, I know we've been here too long.

Here we go. But there's my favourite, like, meme about James. Like, where do you get off calling yourself James? You're only one. You're only one. We should have ended it. That's just far too much. We're done, were we?

We hit our peak. Where do you get off calling yourself? I just just slid down. Why? Now we're going to be light. You're on the buttons, man. You've got to punch down any time. Like now?

Yes. Jess and ducco. Jess and ducco's 10K alphabats on here. You have 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, of course, you can say pass. We come back if there's time.

Now we are playing for $10,000. dollars. Everyone knows that. Our player today is Lindsay. Good morning, Lindsay. Good morning. How are you this morning? Lindsay, we're fantastic, but we don't have the chance to win 10 grand today. That's just you, babe. Are you ready to do it? Oh, I'm going to give it my best shot. It'd be a good way to celebrate my 60th, wouldn't that? Oh, when's the 60th? Two weeks' time. Oh, okay. Do we have a party plan, Lindsay, or will that depend on whether we win the money? Well, it will depend on when we win money. Okay, okay. All right.

What will be maybe an intimate dinner with family and France could become a whole blowout. Big party. Oh, yeah. All right. The letter you're going to work with today, Lindsay is E. E for exceptional party hosted by Lindsay. Okay? Sounds good.

All righty. Your time will start after the first question. Here we go. Starting with letter E, we need you to name something sweet. Oh, an egg. Country. Uh, England. An occupation?

Pass. A verb. Uh, eager. A tea flavour. Green. Oh, no, that's not green. Let's see. Pass.

A male actor. No, I've got nothing. I've gone. No, keep going. A boy's name. Come on. Edward. El clothing brand.

No. Oh, geez. I mean, you got it wrong from the game. get-go, something sweet egg. Yeah, I mean, Easter egg. Yeah, if you said egg-nog, if you said Easter egg. Yeah. But egg, I can't accept a poached egg, I don't think. No. How much sugar do you put on your

poached egg? So we were sort of done from there. A country, you said England, that was right, an occupation, electrician. That's what it could have been. A verb, you said eager. We were looking for probably eat or enter. A tea flavour, English breakfast, a male actor Eddie Murphy. I mean, green is a tea flavour. Yeah, yeah. Lindsay caught herself.

Yeah, she knew what you'd done there. Look, Lindsay, we don't get the money, unfortunately. We don't get the $10,000. We do get $100 to spend at Trady Underwear, though. That is all yours. Oh, okay, cool. That's something. I've never been in a competition.

There you go. Lindsay, well, thank you for choosing us for your first. Yeah, awesome. Enjoy your bamboo undies. Think of us. That's right. Happy birthday, Lindsay, for two weeks. We'll be thinking of you.

Thank you. You're very welcome. We do play again. 8 o'clock. $10,000. It can be that easy or that hard. Depends how you want to go. When you start off wrong, it's like, do we even bother keep going?

You know what I mean? When she said egg from the get, I was like, well, that's the thing, isn't it? Like, I appreciate you could go, well, I'm done. Yeah. Or you go, well, I made it this far. Getting through Babs is the hardest part. Oh, you think a lesson of resilience. You just got to keep going.

Once you're on the stage, baby, I reckon you see it through to the end. Yeah. But that's just how I was raised. I don't know how you were raised? Well, didn't you pull out, didn't you fake an injury in an athletics tournament? So you didn't have to run? Why don't I tell you anything if you're just going to throw it in my face? If you're just going to throw it in my face.

That's how I was raised. Just to keep going. My parents, resilience, grinned, termination. They're pillars I was raised. What you find in your garage? Hey, I'll even accept shed. Oh, yeah. Something that was maybe long forgotten about.

Maybe something you inherited, like you've gone to clean out, you know, valet grandpa. you've gone to clean out his house. Oh my God, he's got, who knows what, in the garage. Yeah, garage is weird and wonderful places on that. Treasure trove. Like, I know when my uncle passed away, you know, mum and dad had to go clean out his garage, that stuff they found.

Nothing that was really worth a pretty penny, but, you know, three VHSs, is that many tools, these sort of bits and bobs, and then you just go garage sale time. I haven't been to a good old-fashioned garage sale in a long time. I've got it. I tip my hat and I've got mad respect for the families, the couples who will make a sign, maybe some cardboard and paint.

Stick it to a telephone pole in their suburb and go this Saturday. Garage sale. Everything must go garage. And then you drive past. You drive past on a Saturday and there's, you know, Joe and Daryl and they're just sitting on lawn chairs waiting for people to come past. Yeah, looking at their staff. Yeah, that was the funny.

You say bartering. People were coming to my uncles where they were, you know, trying to sell things. My mum, how much you want to for? Two bucks? I don't care. Let's just get rid of her. Because my dad's going, no. It says 11. I want an 11. Can we bring it up to 12? Yeah, yeah, 100%. Very different techniques. People bartering over like between $3 and $10. Absolutely. My mom's going, just get rid of it. But that's the thing. Maybe you have a garage sale when you're trying to clear stuff out or maybe like one bloke over in England. He was clearing out his garage ducco and he came across a piece of what he thought was junk.

it was a piece of art. He clearly looked like it was done on some wood or whatever. And he went, I don't remember where I got this, but I better make sure it isn't anything, you know, family heirloom, maybe anything of value. You can't really remember its origin story. I'm assuming he goes to something like an antiques road show or he goes to an art expert.

Yeah, because how else do you find it? How do you quantify if something is worth actual money or if it's just, you know, for the tip? Turns out he unknowingly owned a masterpiece by a 15th century Italian painter named Pietro Vanucci considered a contemporary of Leonardo da Vinci. So we're talking that old and that calibre. It was a panel dubbed Madonna and Child.

He has sold it to an auction house who then went on to sell it for over a million Australian dollars. How long did he sell to the auction house for? So, 680. £25,000 pound. Okay. Unbelievable. Fifteen minutes it took them to on sell it. Yeah, right.

Because it was an absolute frenzy. People were going, this thing, everyone thought it was lost. Yeah. But it's been in this bloke's garage. How did he get it? Great question. Unfortunately, we don't have the details. I wonder if he also picked it up from a garage sale.

Did he inherit it from a family member? He's remained anonymous because obviously he's now a million dollars richer. He doesn't want people to know. No, absolutely not. So we don't have the detail of where it originated from, but it sat there collecting dust for years and years before he went, I've got to clean this garage out. Hang on, what is this?

Looks like it could be worth a pretty penny. I'll just get this checked. Oh, lucky he got it checked. So what you're saying is going to your garage today, you might have something in there could be worth millions. Not to stereotype, but maybe your missos going, right, this weekend we're cleaning out that garage. It is a tip. We can't even get our cars in there.

Yep. Just make sure you put aside. anything that you think could be worth something and get it checked. Because like this guy, a 15th century painting, over a million bucks. 13, 1060, what'd you find in your garage? Or someone else's garage.

Maybe you're one of those people that does the, you know when someone dies or someone stops paying the rent on their storage shed? Then they start auctioning the stuff off because they go, well, you've absconded, we now own this. Maybe you picked up something. Yeah, what did you get? Give us call. Jess and Ducco

Russing, what'd you find in the garage? Maybe it was yours. You hadn't done a clear-out to two decades. Maybe it was someone else's, maybe someone in your family passed on and you were in charge of clearing out the garage, the shed, and you found a bloody treasure. Maybe you found a family secret.

Oh, yeah. A DNA test or something. Oh, my God, he wasn't my dad. Yeah, yeah, I'm not his. I don't know why he would have that garage. Yeah, yeah. It says, do not open? File, do not open. Do not open until after I die.

Oh, a time capsule, whatever it might be. We're talking about it because we are in Oxfordshire. It's a small town over in the UK. An anonymous man, and I appreciate he wants to remain anonymous. He was going through his garage junk, and he found a panel, a painting. And he went, I don't remember where I got this from. But something tells me it's important. Something tells me it has historical significance.

He took it to an art expert, and they went, Oh my God, you've found Pietro Venucci's Madonna and Child. We thought this had been lost since the 15th century. It's worth over a million Australian dollars. I wish we knew how he got it. I know. How it was just sitting in his garage. There is no detail on him.

The majority of it is that J.S. Fine Arts in Banbury. They sold at the auction house to international collectors. They jammed the phone lines and sent staff scrambling because so many people wanted their hands on this piece of his street. It's a code Madonna. And he had it in his garage, collecting dust. Million. Go to a million bucks. Million bucks.

He's a millionaire now, just from that. From Madonna and child. Thank you, Pietro Vanucci. Sarah, on 13, 1060. What did you find in your garage? Morning, so I have one of those garages where I just shove everything into. Yep. And we were cleaning it out one day.

And I come across a whole heap of scratches that I'd purchased for staff as a Christmas gift. And these leftovers. And it'd been about three or so years since I'd got any. So it scratched them all up. thought, I'm going to keep these at the site, and it was just over 850 bucks worth. Hey, that's pretty good. And hang on, so they were three years old.

Were they still valid? Like, could you cash it? They were. That's a win. That is a little win for an hour. That is amazing. You'd be stoked with that. Oh, for an hour's work cleaning out the garage.

Yeah, yeah. Sarah. Worth it. Christy, good morning. Good morning. What do you find in the garage? So when we bought our house, there was the old shelves in the shed in the garage. And we knocked them down and somebody's treasures fell down.

What were the treasures? We mean like pirate treasure. It was magazines and DVD. Oh. You did you imagine it. So I really had to jump through the hoop there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I understand.

And when you say somebody's, is it who's granddad? Is it your dad? Is it a son? Not our relatives when we put the house in there. Previous owner. So obvious. Honestly, once Daryl, they've sold the house, he's forgotten to take that box load of stuff.

Or, you know, his partner was, you know, eagle-eyed. He went, I can't get this in the U-Haul. I can't get this in the man with the van. My wife and find him. I've got me nudie mags. Thank you. I mean, that's one thing to find $850 worth of scratchies. It's another to find some bloke's stuck together bag of the stash.

Latoya, I'm 131060. Where'd you find in your granddad's garage? close to like $50,000 hiding in cash. Oh my God, LaToya, $50,000. Yeah, he's like, like, he used to hide him, like, under the nails and jars and, like, other little toy toolboxes underneath the tools and everything. And when he passed, yes. So it wasn't in one location. You were sort of clearing it out.

And then when you found another $200, he's another $200, he's another $1,000. And it added up. Oh. Do you reckon he was hiding it and then he forgot he'd hidden it? I don't know. Like, I think maybe because, like, yeah, how old people don't trust banks. Yes, absolutely. You always got to check under the mattress and then under the floorboards.

When that 50K go, I've been saving for it. Oh, well. I just love that. If I had a spare 50 grand to just leave that around the house, not tell anyone and then just go. That's got to be years he's built that up and forgot. He has to have forgotten about it. Or just a little treat. He knew he was on his way out and he goes,

La Toya's going to come clean out my garage. She'll love it. What a little treat for her. And Andy on 131060, good morning, legend. Good morning, how are you? Yeah, fantastic. What did you find in your uncle's shed? Well, it wasn't my, yeah, it was my uncle.

He was a dairy farmer in Ireland years ago. And we were cleaning out his shed, and I came across this box with a petrified cat in it. And I took it to him, and I said, what's the story here? And he looked at me in his Irish accent and went, oh, my God, I forgot to bury the cat. Hang on, Andy. So his cat died. He went, I'll get to that in a bit, and then just left it in the shed. Yeah, pretty much so.

But it was Ireland in wintertime, so the ground was hard. So he couldn't dig a hole, right? So he couldn't dig a hole. So he sucked it in the shed, and I'll do that when the ground softens up. She'll be right. It's like mummified. It was totally petrified, mummified. Andy, did you then have a ceremony for the cat?

Did he eventually get around to bury it? burying it? Yeah, it was summertime, so they were able to give him a decent burial. That would have stunk. Far late. How long it passed? No, no. It was dry.

It was totally mummified, totally petrified. How long it passed? Do you reckon, Andy? About 10 years. 10 years. Wow. Mittens have been mummified for a decade. Mittens is haunting.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he brought up all the emotions from Uncle Andy, too. He just starts crying again for Mitton's death. Oh, that's funny. Never got closure. Oh, that's funny. Oh, Andy, you're a good nephew, helping your uncle out and cleaning out that. I'd rather the 50K, but if we're after five minutes.

Jess and Ducko. Discover Tfowl's new Dolchy ice cream maker. Available now at Tfell.com.com. Taday's a day. Shy guy licks. Yes, he does. Mr. Shy Lord's good at a lot of things. Licking, apparently, not one of them.

No. Or explaining things. There's actually a great. A great slow-mo video if you'd like to see the man in action. Jess and Ducko on Instagram. If you are not following us, geez, you're missing some behind the scenes, gold. Yeah, you are. Shy guy has an ice cream in his hot little hand.

Yeah, he does. Which is bad for an ice cream because it's melting. Oh, it's melting. Very melty. Show me this ice cream. This ice cream is one of the, oh, it's an annoying wrapping because you got it in the group box. Yeah, you got it in the group. I tried to say, we've got to a source.

He's got a servo. And we had a massive debate about value for money versus quantity. And I went, but who's going to eat the rest? And he's like, that's not my problem. I went, wow, right, right. He just loves spending money. But he's the lick lord. The lick lord. So he gets to decide how we do this game. As you said, Ducko, he needs to explain through a series of cryptic clues.

He's going to lick it. You're going to hear the lick, plus he's going to give you clues. You can win yourself a dolgy ice cream maker. Now, our first clue. Yeah, here we go. Is a lick. A lick is the clue. Lick is the first clue. Wait, wait, you did not lick well last week.

Yeah, I've been practicing. On what? Did they shrunk with him? Right. That's smaller than it used to be. That's smaller, right? That is not shrinklation. That's tiny.

So it's not a lot of surface area to lick. Yeah. So shy going on. But I really, my guts are not. You can't. It's not about the size. It's about how you work it. I've always said.

Here we go. Is that audible? All I get is you take your own. Give us a big... Give us a big... Oh, okay, there we go. Now, that's not just your only clue. First cab off the rank.

Always does. We'll get a supplementary clue for that T-Feld-Dalchy ice cream maker. Jess and Ducco Discover T-Fal's new Dolcey Ice Cream Maker. Available now at Tifel.com.com. T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-E. Shy Guy, Lix. We have a Teafel Dolcey ice cream maker.

Mm-hmm. Every Wednesday in a run to Christmas, that is what you can win if you identify the ice cream shy guy is licking. It's a great prize. We have heard the lick. Yep. But now we need some actual clues. Chris has called through. Good morning, Chris.

Morning. All righty. Chris, you're the first cab off throwing, which means you get another clue, shy guy. Chris, there is a lot of colours going on here. I'm counting four colors. Ooh. A lot of colors, Chris. The colours.

What are the colours? It's heaps, Chris. The rainbow paddle pop. Oh, obviously a great guest. Great guess. I think there's probably only four on that too, but no, it's not the rainbow paddle pop. Sorry, Chris. We can knock that off our list, though.

Let's go to Danny. Good morning, Danny. Good morning. How are you? Fantastic, babe. We've heard it's got a lot of colours. It's not a rainbow paddle pop. Okay.

Is it a last-faber? Sorry, Danny. I'm just going to have to pause for once again. Because Daco just made direct eye contact with me as he lifted an ass cheek up and audibly fighting it. And then went, my guts are absolutely churning. I had some ice cream this morning.

And it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not serving me well. I promise, just, even though I'm leaving, I won't take my foot off the gas, but I will. I'm so glad we got that on air. I was like, oh my God. That was a much louder I thought it would be. It was the very, very tilted position. I'm in all sorts over here.

I've had ice cream for breakfast, okay? I've finally got myself to blame. Danny, apologies. Sorry, Danny. Danny, before you're locking a guest, babe, you get another clue. You do, you do. Hang on. That wasn't the clue.

Danny, I didn't know that there was a chocolate on the back of this. Like a hardened chocolate. It's almost like they've poured ice magic. Yeah, it's a bit of a clue. Danny. Oh, okay. Yeah, you need to pivot. I heard what you said before.

Pivot. Pivot. Is it a bubble-o bill? Oh, my God. He's got it. Yes. What a pivot. Go number two. Was it the fart that?

Let it. Gave it away. Yeah. I had some bubbleod bill today because they look so good for my childhood. Now, that's a freaking master class in shy guy licks. How many people come to this game and they go, I think it's this. I'm going to stay on my tracks.

Danny, well done to you. You don't win a pack of bubble over bills. For some reason, shall I go freaking open to all of them? But you do win a T-Feld-Dolci ice cream maker just in time for summer. Thank you so much. Oh, my good. I should probably get back to work now.

But if my boss is listening, sorry, boss, I'll get back to you. Have it in the office, babe. Make everyone and the boss some ice cream. You'll be fine. But we do need one thing. Yeah, no, what are we going with? What did we land on? I can't remember what we said yesterday.

You said Metab had messaged you a good line. Hi, my name's Danny. I'm so excited to win Shy Guy's cream. Yeah, to cream. Yeah, Danny doesn't like it. The first question, Danny, are you, firstly, are you comfortable saying you're right? Yeah, she's good. Give her the line.

Hi, my name's Danny and I'm so excited. I just want Shy Guys cream. All right, Danny. Hi, I'm Danny. and I'm so excited. I just won shy guys at cream. Yeah! Jess and Ducko.

I want to apologise to one rice cooker. Oh my God, she DM'd us. I've only just seen it though. Yes. About an hour ago, Ducko, we asked, what'd you find in your garage? Yeah, some great things people found. Absolutely.

One woman, 850 bucks on unscratched scratches. One guy found his uncle's dead cat that had been mummified because it was frozen. Ten years after the cat died. And he could still talk to his uncle. The uncle's still. with us and he went, oh God, I forgot to get around to that. This woman would like to remain unnamed.

Okay. But she said we were cleaning out my great granddad's shed after he died. We found a live grenade. Like, we could have pulled the pin and it would have been active. So they, I'm assuming, had to call some experts in to deal with that. If the person who found it too holding it, even though it's not going to go off until you pull the pin, you'd still be freaking out. If all those, like, police shows and whatever, Hollywood movie. is to be believed.

You've got to be very careful. Even around one you think is very, very old. They can still obviously have the detonation. Yeah, we absolutely. Who just has a great. I don't even know where you get to grenade. Grandad always has a grenade lying around. And you never know.

And you never know when you need it. You never know when you need a grenade. Well, obviously he was holding on to it for a reason. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to protect the house. When COVID happened, he was, you know, he just didn't know what was going to come. He's like going to call me buddy. He's got a whole stack.

And I just have one grenade. Just to look after my family. Just one. After my property. You're only allowed to get one actually at a time. You don't want to have more than one. You want to keep track of them. Just know where that one grenade is at all times.

I put my Apple-like air tag on my grenade just so I know where my grenade is and I'll never lose it. Yeah, but knowing you, you go, oh crap, where is that? You're going to do that. Beep, beep, beep, getting hot cold. And I'll blow a grenade up. Ducco, have you misplaced your grenade again? Where's your grenade? No.

I thought maybe I lent it to shy guy. You don't want to play hot and cold with a grenade, I don't think. You don't want to play hot and cold with a grenade. You don't want to do that. Hey, you know who loves a grenade? Babs. Loves a grenade. Absolutely, she does.

A verbal grenade? She does. A physical grenade? You're the one dropping bombs in the studio. Yeah, I did. I did audibly let one of the loudest farts I've ever done. In the middle of shy guy looks. It's not my fault, okay?

We had ice cream for breakfast when I have my black coffee and my guts are not well. I am feeling... Can't say no to a sweetie, even though you are halfway through your coffee, instead of just waiting until you finish that, you went, yeah, I'll have a scoop of that, have a sip of that. Yeah. Now, well, I was going to say you're paying the consequences. We're paying us.

Yeah, everyone in this room is paying the consequences. It was bad. Is it banana in the air? Yes, it is. Hey, you can still win Alphabucks, though, if you want. If you can call us. Absolutely, we've got $10,000 to give away. Yep.

We were unable to do it at 7. No, we weren't. So let's try now. 30, 10, 60, give a score. We'll get you on next. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alfa Bucks on hit. You have 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter.

I have to take your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We come back, of course, if there is time. Now, we are playing for $10,000. Our player today is Ashley. Good morning, Ashley. Good morning.

Ash, what brings you to the show this morning? Why do you want our 10 grand? Well, we've just moved, and I'm currently fighting with my partner over getting a cationo bill. So if I win the money, I get the cateo. Okay. Ash, how many cats do you have? I've got two. All right, you want a whole cateo?

You are not going to believe what your letter is. What she got? It's C. C for cats. See for cattio. When I say you're not going to believe, that's usually inferring you have dropped a great little tidbit. That links to the letter. I thought it was like a Z or an X or an X.

No. How much does a cateo set one back? Well, I don't know. So I think if I win the tibet. $10,000, then I can just kind of have an open check. Absolutely. Oh, my God, Ashley. This is fantastic.

We would love a tiny little plaque in the corner. Purchased, thanks to Jess and Ducko. Yeah, yeah. I will do that. Very good. And if you've got space, I know engraving is expensive, but, and shy guy and babs. That might be nice. Try and guy and Babs.

I'll do that and I'll send a photo in. Oh, God, love you. All right, well, we're backing you in, Ashley. Your letter is C and your time will start after the first question. Are you ready? Yeah. Starting with the letter C, we need you to name. An international city.

Costa Rica. A food brand. Pass. A reality TV show. I'm a celebrity, get me out of here. A shoe brand. Crocs. Something in the bedroom.

Candles. An actress. Kate Beckonsworth. A phone app. Pass. A musical? Chicago. A boy.

Boy's name. Colin. Something you study. Pass. A food brand. Look, unfortunately, we didn't get it. We got ourselves six, but we were wrong on the first one. Costa Rica's a country.

You said Costa Rica. International City. That is a country. We're looking for Chicago, Copenhagen, Chernobyl, if you will. Yes. Look, a food brand could have been Cabri or Campbell's. An actress. What did you say for actress?

Yeah, you said Kate Beckinsworth. Beckinsworth. But Kate Beckins' sales. He's also with a K. Yeah. She's not like a Kate Blanchett. Kate Blanchett. Cameron Diaz.

Charisse, they're on. A phone app could have been Chrome. Chat Chief Petit. It could have been calculator. And then some of you study, chemistry or calculus. Look, you did get yourself six, though, after all that, Ash,

and you got through all ten questions, which is great. You don't get the money, but you do get a hundred-dollar suspender, trade-y underwear. How does that sound? Sounds good. Thank you, Ash.

You don't need to engrave our names on your undies. Damn. That's all you. You can if you want. But yeah, you can. You could get a little black marker and, like, write it on the tag. That's a lot of space.

Jay, just put a little JD, love her. Oh, that's cute. Yeah, that's nice. That's cute. Thank you, Ash. We'll do. Awesome. Thank you very much.

Okay, thanks. She's not going to do it. I don't know. I think she's going to do it. I don't have a strong feeling she might, you know? Do you really? I think we've changed her life. I think she was more keen to get us a plaque on the cadio.

Yeah, with a tag on her undies. Also, good for you know what a cat here was, because I was like, did she just stuff up, patia. I've got some friends who are cat people. I had no idea. I've got some friends with a cat people. I was working out on the fly, you know. Yeah, yeah. People, oh, people go out for their pets.

Oh, they do. The cat people, it's almost like they need to stick it to the dog people. They do. It's like, I love my cat more than you love your dog. Look at this whole basically area and all the equipment and the obstacle courses and the nooks and the crannies. A bit of compensating there. 100%. Up next, though.

I mean, no disrespect to cat people. Thanks for joining the show. Shogga's a cat person. Massive cat person. Huge cat guy. He designs catios if he spare time. I could see him doing that. He's got a whole Pinterest.

3D graphic designing cateos. Absolutely. He gets at his protractor. Yeah. I still don't know what that is. A protractor? No, a cat. A cattio?

It's like a patio for your cat. It's like a shed for cats. Oh, it's like it could be as big or as small as you wish. It's like a cationo. No, thanks. Duh. It's a cation. Everyone knows what a cateo is.

Duh. Of course. My apologies to the cat community. Yeah, which is you. Yeah. Up next. We're going to rip and tear. I can do this because of Dalit Savings up north.

My parents won't be listening. Okay. I need to say, I love my parents, but. Okay. We've got Ed Shearing tickets up for grabs. So if you think it's also fraught with disaster. One, Babs will change your name, but two, worth it for Ed. Jess and Ducko.

I love my parents, but... We know they do a lot for you. Yep. But sometimes they do something worth calling your favourite radio show about. Yeah, yeah. And having a red hole bitch. So my parents, they came last week to help us out. They had Flo for the first time we went away for professional development on a Thursday night last week.

My wife and I. So they took Flo overnight. While they were here, we were painting. Now, they did help me paint. Sprucing up the house because you are going to sell. We're selling it. It looks fantastic. I want to preface this by saying it's all fixed now.

And you love them so much. And mum stepped in the paint, as you know, and walked it around the desk. The white paint and walked it across the black deck. And acted like she didn't know how it got there. And then we have to be like, I think, Kate. I know your mum loves a tipple, be honest, was she drunk? How many glasses of champagne had she had prior to painting? It was 11.40 a.m. so she could have been. You never know.

So that happened. That was fine, whatever. Then they kept saying, before we went away, they're like, oh, you really want to paint your retaining wall. We want to make that black. And I was like, don't worry about it. It's wood and it looks great. She's like, no, we want to make that black. Plus the back fence we've got, which we weren't going to touch up. It's white. It looks fine. I think we should make that black too. I was like, no, you're going too overboard. Just leave it as is, whatever. Now it's a little dark. Yeah, come on.

Yeah. So we leave, and then we get sent a photo of the retaining wall while we're away within like four hours. Oh, yep. Your father's painted the retaining wall like she made Dad do it. And to be fair, it does look good, right? It looks good. He painted a black. I sent you guys a photo.

It looks fine. Besides painting over the actual plants that are hanging over the retaining wall, it does. That'll wash off. That'll wash off. It's nice. They made the right call. And I didn't think any of it. We go away.

We come back. Everything's fine. Thanks for doing that. Thanks for doing that. Thanks for finding flow. They get out of there pretty quick. I go to the backyard which I really do

but I think the clothes lines there and I went to the very backyard and I looked on the white fence and then I saw a stroke like 30 centimetres of just black paint. One. They've tested it.

One role. They've gone, let's just see. Mum's gone, Chris, just see what it looks like so Dad's got to brush out and painted one thing and they've gone no, that doesn't slap. And they've just left it because obviously it's painted.

So they got very confident with the black retaining roll We're on one here. He doesn't know what's good for him. Yeah, yeah, we'll do this. We'll paint the... But then left it. And they just left like a mark.

So not even half a job. It's a test of a job. And then they haven't painted over it with the white. They haven't cleaned it. They've just gone, actually, no, this is a big job or... No, we don't think this looks good. Or you know what?

Another bottle of champagne's calling. I reckon it's time to go inside. It's tough for nibbles and champagne. Let's go. And they didn't even tell us. I had to go back and see it. So funny. I'd be like, did you guys paint the fence with one stroke mark?

Your real estate agent comes to start, you know, taking photos. You're going to fix that or what's going on there? Oh, I've already had to. My real estate agent already spoke to me. She heard our chat the other day and she's like, you fix the deck here. I'm like, yes, it's all fixed. I'm now fixing the problems that they're creating.

I love them, but I love them. But who paints, who tests paints something? Because the thing about painters is it's going to drive pretty quick. And the starkest color. The blackest of Mike. I know. To what was there? I love it.

If that is not, my parents know best. Yeah. Actually, this was wrong. Yeah. I'm not going to tell. I will not apologize. Did you see how good the retaining wall looks? So 13, 1060, I love my parents, but what'd they do?

What they do. They try and help. They do help. They do. And I, again, I too feel, I've got the guilt saying anything bad about my parents. Mine, two, are interstate. So I try and FaceTime as much as possible. Obviously, Lucia is their first grand baby.

I want to make sure we've got good connections. I've got a good relationship. But every time we're on FaceTime, my mom, she's in her living room, yeah? I'm in mine. but she'll reach her arms out to the phone, go, come to Nana Lee, come to Nana Lee, and Lucia leans towards the phone. She brings her arms out.

Like, she butts the phone. Can you, it's not like Lucia's in distress, but I'm like, can you not? She goes, I want her to know I love her. I went, this is the wrong way, because she can't get to you woman. So just the constant, come to Nana Lee,

come to coaxing her. Yeah, trying to get her in. Roping her in. I'm like, how do you tell her grandma? I had a grandma, though. I know. That's dangerous territory. You can't.

You can't. My parents had flown in front of the TV the other night. We're trying to do no TV with her, particularly watch you're developing. The mom's like, oh, but a TV doesn't hurt them. I'm like, and they go, you grew up with a TV constantly on. I'm like, yeah, but the research is in. Apparently it's bad for your new dogs. I know, you can't win.

You get it. 13, 10, 60. We love our parents. But we'll get you on next. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. 13, 1060. I love my parents.

But... We know they do everything for us. We know that without them, we wouldn't actually physically be here. However, they're still human and they stuff up and they annoy us. Getting older is realizing they don't always know best, you know. They're just having, they're just trying their best. The day you realize your parents are just as infallible as human as you are, poor, it's a lot to reckon with. It's a lot to come with, you know.

It's like my parents who came, they helped. They took great care of my daughter. They helped paint, which was fantastic. It's a lot of fun job because we're obviously, we're moving and we're selling the house. They painted the retaining wall black without us being there because they insisted it would look good. And it did. But then there's black paint on the white fence at the back because they were just testing it out and went, ah, you know what?

Actually, no. We've done one stroke, Mark. Let's not do that. Just one little test was enough for them to go, nah. I don't want it. But now we'll leave it. That's someone else's problem. Not mine.

Let's go to Oliver. Hi, Ollie. Good morning. Morning. How are you? Yeah, good, thank you. Can you say the sentence, I love my parents. but, and then tell us what you're going.

I love my parents, but I just never get a break. Like, I do. Oh, yeah? It's just, they're on your back constantly on. What's going on? All day. Clean your room. Eat your vegetables.

What do you got? I get home. I mop the floors, wash the car. I sit down. I hear this voice. Can you do this for me? Is that? Is that my mom's voice?

Is that my mom, was it? Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Just nagging. You've had a big day at school, I presume, learning. Yeah, yeah, working hard. Yeah.

And then you've got to come home. He's got to bloody mop the floor and wash the car. Hey, Ollie, six, seven. Am I right? No, I wasn't. Oh, God damn. I'm so bad. That was you.

I tried. I tried. Thank you, Ollie. He's like, oh, I'm never calling his show again. Chloe, good morning. Good morning. Yeah, great, babe. Can you say that sentence?

I love my parents' part. I love my parents, but they are always ruining surprises. Oh, okay. What's the last thing you tried to plan that they ruined? So for the last 12 months, I've been saving and organizing to get another dashhand for our family. I've got it all organized and ready to go for Christmas for our three daughters. And on the way to school, my mom's horse. me on loudspeaker.

I made it known she was on loudspeak and the kids were in the car and she completely said everything. She told the kids and there is no surprise now. Oh, what was she thinking? I mean, she wasn't. I tried to play it off as a robot dog that I'm picking up from Big Dobby next week. Okay, good. Do you reckon they bought it?

No, she switched on. Really ruined it. Grandma. They'll be you and you're a grandma. You know that. I don't do surprises though, and everyone in my family knows. Yeah, they don't. Just ask me what I want.

Sarah, good morning. Good morning. Could you say that, yes, finish the sentence for us. Yes. I love my parents, but I have an OCD dad. He doesn't come to visit often, but we have a fully automated house. All the lights are set up on timers, a coffee machine, everything. But he likes to turn off every switch, powerpoint, lock all the door,

lock all the windows, even when we're all in there. thinks we're going to be robbed while we're all at home. Okay. So the whole house has to be reset every time. That's so annoying. Everything's fixed off at the PowerPoint. You're like, Dad, I've got this house running perfectly. Oh, that's pink dad.

He's like, no, I've got to turn the power points off. Everything's going off. Oh, man, that's fun. And we finish up here with Reese on 131060. Reese, finish the sentence. I love my parents, but my mum thought it would be a great idea to donate my $4,000. guitar tour high school

because she thought I didn't want it anymore. Okay, Reese, I've got to play devil's advocate here. When was the last

time you touched the guitar that your mum thought he doesn't even play? Maybe eight months ago? Oh, that's actually that long ago. That's not that long ago,

but I love the idea of mum's in a decluttering mood and she went, I don't even care, I'm not even asked him. He hasn't played this in ages. $4,000 guitar. That is there.

That's upsetting. I'm very happy about it. Yep. So how much did the school get it for? Did you sell it to the school? She just donated it. Oh, that's fun. Is that a thing to just take a donation of, you know,

oh, you know, pretty good Nick instruments, goes to a good cause, the students learning music? Does that make you feel good at least that the next generation gets the gift of music? Yeah, oh, she could have gave them my really cheap $200 one. Oh, okay, yeah, another one. Yes and Ducko. Talking about when a big life milestone happens, like, hey, you announcing that you're leaving, maybe you get engaged, maybe you fall pregnant, telling people in your circle before you tell the wider world, whether it that be on social media, for us on radio, these sort of things.

And maybe the guilt you feel if you forget someone or do it out of order, someone doesn't find out first. I had this scenario yesterday, and I'm holding on to this weird guilt. I was involved in a very minor bingle. So when I left here, I dropped something off at a friend's house. I'm on a major road. A woman in front of me slams on her brakes. So I slam on mine. I don't touch her.

Guy behind me slams on his. He doesn't touch me. Guy behind him. Going pretty quick, obviously. It was just a fast road. He's hit the guy in front of me who's pushed him into me. So it's like the domino effect. Oh, okay. What was this?

This was yesterday after the show. No one hurt, no issues, obviously a bit of cosmetic damage to the other cars. Did you completely freak out? To be honest, because it was kind of slow by the time the Domino hit me. Did it do any damage at all? Shout out to Minnie. It was fine. I suppose you were getting third hand hit.

I was getting third hand hit. So unfortunately, the kid in the middle, he's got a bit of either side. The guy at the back, a little bit on his bumper. Yeah. But everyone's fine. It was, though, like, get out of the car. We all pull over. Get out of the car.

And I never felt like less of an adult. I went, I don't. What do you? What do I do? I don't actually, I've never been in one very thankfully. How lucky you mind. You always like, it's always that like, what do it, take photos, get your license, take photo of the license, get your number, get your email.

But again, sorry to sound like, I don't know if I have any. Such a wanker here. But yes, I'm very lucky to have a car that's given to me. I do some work for. Shut up, mate. So my first call... I'll just call my freak car company. My first call was to the GM going,

Michael, I don't... What do I do at first? Are you okay? This and that. And he ran through all those things because I went, I could call my dad, but I reckon my dad will freak out. So I'll call the GM, get the protocol. And we all did that.

And the two blokes involved, very lovely. But the issue was then I was meant to meet Shy Guy. We were going to go shopping for the ice cream, but wanted to do this charity thing. So I told Shy Guy. guy, hey, I'm going to be late. I've just been in an accident. And he very kindly, are you okay?

Do you need help? Can I come and assist? Because he obviously knows also hopeless car things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, no, no, it's fine, it's fine. And then I started going, so I've told the GM of the car company, I've told shy guy, should I call Angus? And I knew he had a big day setting up a wedding, but I had this weird guilt of, I

feel like I should tell my husband. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I called him, told him a bit an accident. Yeah. I went, sorry, that's dramatic. I was... Did you leave with, I'm in an accident, and then pause? No, I started with, everything's fine.

But, and then he said the same things. Can I come help? What do you need? This and that. And then again, I got the fourth-hand guild of, well, I've told Shog, I haven't told Ducko. Like, do I tell Tucko? Yeah.

I'm surprised this the first time you're telling me. Yes, because then the radio brain kicks in. I'll save it. Yeah, I won't tell him. I won't say, say you tell Shog, I don't say anything. Well, yes, then I went, hey, don't bring another. You'll note on the board, it says nothing about car accident. I just said, right, right, incident.

Incident. I did see incident. Incident. Yeah, oh, wow. But then that classic thing of, you know, we're waiting there 40 minutes because, you know, parents are coming, this and that's happening. What do you do for a living? Oh, I go into that.

Well, I'm, I said, I work at the radio. Yeah. I should have just said, I'm a bloody accountant. Yes, that's something stupid. But what do you do? I said, I'm on the radio. And then the bloke goes, well, I know what your top story is tomorrow when you're absolutely right? I will be talking about it. This will be discussed. Thank you, sir.

Jess and Ducco. Just about done here, team. Just about, but there's just one piece of admin. Yeah. We need to circle back to. About half an hour ago, we asked, I love my parents, but you had an incident with your beautiful parents. Yep. We shamed them for them. Yep. A young, young person, I think 12, Ollie called. And to wrap up his phone call, you attempted this. Car.

Hey, Ollie, six, seven. Am I right? No, I wasn't. Oh, God, damn. I tried Tita with the 6-7, and he was a lame laugh, yeah. Yeah, he didn't love it. We got a DM. Harper, also a young person.

Hey, Ducko, I was listening to you on the way to school this morning, and I feel bad that Ollie left you hanging on the 6-7. Yeah. I listen to you every day. I love you and Jess, so this is a big shout-out to the 6-7. Yeah, Harper. Oh, see, I did get it right. Because I thought we established you can say it whenever, about whatever, and it's just stupid.

But the issue is whether it's received well or not is up to the person on the other end. Ollie didn't love it, but Harper did. Thanks, Harper took the time to DM, and we appreciate that. That makes me feel seen and hurt. I didn't want you to take that onto your Wednesday and just be kicking yourself. I was already regretting. You know, sometimes you say things on radio and you regret it. Since 822, I've been going, I'm such an idiot.

Multiple times. I'm such a moron. How could I say? you that. Nah, they're actually already forgotten, I'd set it. Okay, well, I'm glad I brought it back up. But thank you to Harper. That's very kind.

That's nice of him. What a guy. Yep. That's very good. We also got a text on the text line, which you can always message in. 04-8-8-1069. They said, I got a cushy toilet seat. I got stuck on my head when I was three. Thank you.

What? What are we talking about? What did you find in your garage? And they've said, I found a cushy toilet seat. A cushy-tushy-tushy. Cushy-tushy. What's a cushy-tushy-tushy? You don't often find toilet seats.

No. You don't often find a good toilet seat in the wild tea. I go, there you don't. It's so funny when we do circle back to things. What the hell are you talking about? We go through so much chitter-chatter. So much content. It's hard to remember what anything related to.

Yeah. But thank you for that. Yep. We love a contribution. It's been a fantastic show. You miss it. Grab it on listener or wherever you get your podcasts. Tomorrow we're back.

It's Thursday. Alpha Box is back. Chances of the Ed Shearing tickets. Should be Year of the Song tomorrow. Hey. Yotis. I haven't had that in about a month. Yeah, I know.

Four weeks, yep. Yep, four weeks. You heard the song. It checks out. It checks out. You're all right. We skipped it one week for another reason. Yeah, we gave way an ice cream maker today.

We did an unbelievable guess. Only second clue. Yep. She bloody won the Teethal Dulci ice cream maker. I let one rip live on air. Oh, my God. Oopsie. Let's go back in the podcast and see if you can I

identify the moment. Yeah, you can't hear the actual sound of it, but you can hear the moment we all react. If you listen hard enough, maybe you'll pick it up. I bet you shy adds it. And make sure you're following us, Jess and Ducko. Babs has been diligently following the journey of herself making ice cream. Without ice cream makers.

It's been a two week journey. It's going to go live any minute now. I'm just going to give her my notes. Is it going live? No, I need to do the voiceover. Oh, okay, give us a little practice for the voiceover. Like, how are you going to sound and stuff? Come and make ice cream with me

Okay, let's not sound like we're scared Give a bit of gusto Maybe, why don't you do you and Shaw Guy together Hey, it's Shagai and I'm bad You want to be in it, I guess You want to be in at Shaggy? I thought I was Oh, we'll let you guys work that out

Okay, yeah, the kids are fighting Anyway, great show today, team We are back tomorrow, we will, see you then Bye bye Bye Oh my God, I forgot to bury the car Jess and Ducco That was the Jess and Ducco podcast

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