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Episode Date: February 4, 2025

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mummy and daddy? What am I watching at the moment? Oh, Grace and Frankie. And I know it's fictitious, but the daughters would be in their 40s and they say mummy and daddy. It's gross, isn't it? Particularly American? Why do I feel like it's better British?

Mummy. Well, I say it to my mum, but in a British accent. So I go, mummy. Maybe because you play that King Chuck rather than me. Mummy. Why do I think it's okay for British, but us American? Mummy and daddy. I say it if I'm trying for British but us American? Mummy, Daddy. I say it if I'm trying to get something from them.

Mummy, Daddy. My issue is I call Angus Daddy. Oh. Because he's a dad. Alrighty. Sorry, everyone. Let's jump into the kink factory. Because he's a dad. All aboard.

And he calls me Mama. My wife calls me Daddy too and I'm not a dad. Sometimes aboard. And he calls me mama. My wife calls me daddy too, and I'm not a dad. Sometimes when we're visiting my parents, I'll yell out daddy and my dad. This is sounding so bad. But are you trying to say it like in front of Lucia, like what's daddy doing? Daddy. Well, that's how it started, but now we'll just be like daddy, what's for dinner? Okay, here we go.

Does he call you Mummy? No, he calls me Mama. See, Mama to me feels insulting. Like Daddy feels like sexy, Mama feels like. See, I love Mama because it's Italian, obviously. Big Mama's house. No, that's M-O-M-M-A. Oh, Mama.

He's doing M-A-M-A. Oh, I see. You know what, I was different. Not M-U-M-A. No. Okay. He calls me Mama. I call him Daddy. Now, I see. You know what? I was different. Not M-U-M-A. No. Okay. He calls me Mama. I call him Daddy.

Now, be honest. Or I call him Father. This is the podcast, so we can get away with more. Sure. And this is... Constant! What? Insects.

Yep. Daddy and Mama. How's it come out? Oh. Oh. No. But you know... He won't like me.

Yeah. I call him something that's not particularly. What do you call him? Mr. Goose. Excuse me? I'd rather daddy. Now that I've said it out loud. Mr. Goose.

So why would you call him Mr. Goose? Because I guess. I know, I get the name, but why in bed? I don't know. Like in bed, does he like, he's like, call me the Goose Man. No, he doesn't talk. He doesn't say much. Yeah, he wouldn't be a vocal lover.

Which is my issue, because I'm like, a bit more vocalisation, please. Yeah, yeah. There's always one vocal lover and one not. Totally. And, like, it stands to reason you would be, you'd have a lot of chat going on. I'm having full monologues. Do you use Morgie? No, I never use Morgie.

She doesn't like when I call him. You don't call him Bork? No, no. The Bork, thank you very much. No, I never use Morgie. She doesn't like when I call her. You don't call her Bork? No, no. The Bork. Thank you very much. Like a light Bork? No, I don't say her. Like a light Borking girl.

Bork. I don't say her name in bed because I find it weird going, Morgie. And I find it weird if she was like, Ducker. I'd be like, what? Do you need me? I'm currently here with you. I don't use names like that, but I'll talk. You'll talk, but you don't say goosebump.

What do you do when you're enjoying the moment? You don't moan? Yeah, moan. Yeah, but I need to say Morgan. I can just go, oh, yeah. How does she know who you're talking to? Do you want to give positive feedback? She knows I'm talking to her.

It's clear? At the risk of getting no response, Babs. I'd imagine it's both silent situations. It would be so quiet. It's like church mice. No, you know what I actually think? It would be like, so did you defrost that chicken this morning? Because I was going to make.

Did you cry this afternoon, honey? No. Should we? I guess. Okay. Is that honey? No. Should we? I guess. Okay. Is that accurate? No. What's the last thing you moaned? Yeah.

I can't see you having a lot of chat. When was the last time you got some? I want to make sure Shy Guy's getting fed. Sure. Let's not call it that. That's what you told me to call it. Are you Getting fed. Sure. Let's not call it that. That's what you told me to call it. Do you get your casserole? Are you a person who gives feedback in the moment?

No. I can't answer that. Like if you don't like it, you won't say anything? No, I won't. No, okay. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

There's not much said. There's also not a whole lot going on. You know we've had a few older rice cookers interested in the guy man. Absolutely. The shy man. The shy man. But, you know, just want to make sure that you're, you know. You're looking after yourself.

It's very flattering. Do you moan your own? You've still got that little toy that you got, which is like reenacted. I haven't used it. Since? You only used it once? Oh, twice. Is it still on the bathroom counter?

No. You put it away. That was just after I cleaned it. Where did you put it away? It's in the drawer. Bedside drawer? Bedside drawers always just have the kinkiest shit in them. It's like the most obvious place to put them.

I know. It's like, why does anyone put them there? Mine's with the socks. Like, my bedside table has undies in the top, socks in the bottom. And then dildos and barbettes. And it's weird, yeah. And the picture of a goose. I don't need a picture.

A goose, man. He's there. A goose. That I see. I don't need a picture. A big goose, man. He's there. A goose. That is funny that you call him that. It's funny what comes out. I know. I'd love to know what do you call him in bed. I know, like early, what do you call him in bed?

But it can't be their name. It can't, yeah. Is the nickname following on from, you know, your everyday into the bedroom? I know, I know. Yeah. I think it'd be a lot of in-jokes. It would be. That's why I thought Bork might get a run.

I appreciate it's not the sexiest. I'll try it next time. See if she stops down. Oh, Bork. Have you been banging now that she's getting bigger? Uh, no. Like, no, she's not. No.

She's not into it. Well, she doesn't. Because libido can go up. That's the problem. It's not for her. It is for me. It's not for her. Yeah, right. Because, you know, it's not. No. She's not into it. Well, she doesn't. Because libido can go up. That's the problem. It's not for her. It is for me. It's not for her. Yeah, right.

Because, you know, it's funny. Like, happens to the males get this, like, whole, like, it must be a primal thing with, like, attracted to their wife getting developed, like, bigger and all this stuff. Yes. Whereas for her, she's like, I feel bloated. I've got reflux. I feel disgusting. It depends how those symptoms of pregnancy have manifested.

Yeah. It's two very different planes. Like mine's taken off in full flight and hers is trying to land. Yeah, so you're just in the bedroom on your own, moaning your own. Yeah, I'm just going, bawk, morg, daddy, whatever sticks. Mr. Goose. I'll take anything. Shy man.

Don't say me, please. I know I got you the ring. Mr. Slim. Slim Reaper. Would you find it weird if you were to take a rice cooker home and they called you shy guy in bed? Yeah, I don't think I'd like that. That would feel a bit close to home.

Are you a fucking egomaniac? He would love that. Do you prefer Mr. Guy? Sorry, what was that? I like that name here. I don't like it. Shit. Sure, sure.

You want Luke. Luke Daddy. I don't know what I want to be able to say. A looky boy. You're only knowing the moment. Do you have a nickname amongst your mates? It's Shep. Yeah, Shep.

Shep is an... I don't know why the fuck you're called Shy Guy. Like, Shep is a good name. Someone asked me the other day, what's the genesis of Shy Guy? And I went, when he first got into radio, he was shy. Because I hated answering phones. Hated answering the phones. I did say that.

Yeah, yeah. It's shy. Yeah. Too late to rebrand, though, you know? No, it is. Yeah, it is. I tried when you first started. I was like, can we just get rid of Shy Guy?

No, Boss Jase was very like, no, no. He has a reputation around the country. I think Sheps. Sheps is a good nickname. Sheps. Sheps. Daddy. Yeah.

Yep. Slim Reaper. Producer Shep. EP Shep. EP Shep. Shep, Shep Daddy. Yeah. Yep. Slim Reaper. Producer Shep. EP Shep. EP Sheppy Shep. Yep. Meh. Close to sheep.

I get it. I don't get it. Thanks, Duggo. You know you were picking up what I was putting down. You're acting like a goose in bed now as sheep. I don't honk at you. I just call. You're watching that many kid shows.

A lot of animal chat today. You're in bed like moo. No, we're whales, not cows. Be careful. What was the sound? Oh, the deer calling. I liked the deer calling yesterday. Yeah, the deer calling.

That was good. That did get you a bit viscerally going. That was animalistic. That was doing things. The guy who won. Fabian. Yeah. Very good.

That did get you. I liked it. Let me get the guy who won. Those noises also. He's doing that with his mouth. I know. It sounds like, oh, he's got a machine. They've got a little instrument.

Oh, we need to talk about that. What is the instrument again? It looks like a recorder. It sounds like the orakai in Lord of the Rings. Yep. You did like that, and you also liked when they all played together. Yeah, I like the cacophony, if you will. So this is just in the bed.

Yep. Some people have a sexy Spotify playlist. I have that on my feed. Coming through the speakers. It's really loud. I guess it's just like looking at you like, what is going on? Does he listen to the top of the podcast? If he's missed the show, he listens to the podcast,

but he usually is a six till niner. Hopefully he's heard the show today. Someone will let him know, don't worry. It always happens Any more we wanted to add team Or are we pretty happy on this front? You ready for your blog tomorrow Babs? Yeah

Yeah Are you doing a personal again? You've been very quiet in this chat or Yeah I do personal Does anything we say shock you anymore Or are you just used to it now? I'm just used to it now Yeah

Oh well now Disassociate Oh see I don't like that Now we've got to level up To shock her again I think Babs goes Shit don't ask me Don't ask me

Yeah that's what's going in my head right now. Yeah, yeah. No, we won't ask you about that because I know you're not going to give me anything. Yeah, that's good. She'll say, I don't know. That's so true. Yeah. Don't ask me stuff like that on air.

Yeah, you get to that Babsy. Yeah. Yeah. Do you and your friends have open chats about bedroom stuff or? I can't imagine you guys, I can't imagine you attracting that tribe. You don't, you know, swap tips. You go up and down and a twist. Is that a thing?

Does anyone actually swap tips? Like, do any of your girlfriends swap tips? Certain, certain groups. Like, so what? Like, positional tips. Yeah. One of my friends taught me how to give better things. Yeah, right.

Recently, though? No, no. Yeah, while ago. Yeah, when you're first learning. Yeah. Did you ask for help? How did it come up? Or did they think that you needed it? Great. I don't know how it came up. And then did you go, fuck, I want to, when you're first learning. Yeah. Did you ask for help or did they think that you needed it? Great.

I don't know how it came up. And then did you go, fuck, I want to try this trick out? Yes. And it worked? Now it's in my repertoire. And weirdly, I don't think about her every time. You know sometimes you think I'm going to associate now forever? Yeah.

Now I've re-brought it up in my head. I probably will think about Mandy. Oh, Mandy. She told me some things. I know Mandy. Yeah, you know Mandy. Mandy. She's skilled, man. Oh, Mandy. She told me some things. I know Mandy. Yeah, you know Mandy. Mandy. She's skilled, man.

The thing is, because if she's not doing it to you, you've just got to trust her words. Imagine if you did it to the guys, like, what the fuck? Well, see, I'm very open to feedback. After almost every session, I'm like, any notes? In a survey. Because he's not vocal. I don't know. Well, his notes are always just, please, can we just do something other than you on your

back? Anything but banana grass. I told you I've been better recently. Yeah, you did, actually. And look what that ended up being. That's true. Let's not get into it. We're not getting into it.

We're not allowed to get into that. Yeah, yeah. I'm just saying. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes it's not always what you want. Exactly. Be careful what you wish for. Okay.

All right. There you go. So get some notes today. Let's go out for lunch, Babs. Yeah, Jethro will thank me. Welcome to Wednesday team. Good morning. Welcome. Welcome all. Here we are. Here we are. Another big one.

Yes, absolutely. Another cracker. It's been a big week so far. It has been. It's flown. You dangled some Billie Eilish tickets and a fancy hotel room. I know. Jeez. I'm the shy guy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Call of Fame, the co-fod. You can feel it elevate everything.

Hell yeah. Us, the rice cookers, Babs especially. Well, yeah, I'm a bit worried about Babs today. She's come in a bit, you know. She's come in hot and heavy. Do you need to get off your chest what happened early this morning? Well, I mean, I arrived and the whole team. To be fair, I did say, you guys all go.

Yeah, but you were just being polite. And then I drive in. You guys were all waiting outside the lift. And then Jess goes, no, we'll wait. And then Babs and Shy Guy leave me. And Jess just waits me at the lift. Babs literally stared me in the eye. Got her little key fob thing and went, I ain't waiting.

Scanned it. Hit number seven. And Shy Guy was dragged up with her. It's interesting how you two don't like waiting for a lift together. You said go. I did, I did. But then when one stays, it's that awkward thing. What are you going to do then?

I don't know. The dude can park fast. If it was me, I'd get it. I've got to go in and out, in and out. I've learned not to wait for you. He was an extra 13 seconds from having said. Did you feel bad? No.

Babs? Do you want me to feel bad? Oh, jeez. That's what I mean. We're coming with this energy today. I know. No all for one and one for all. Musketeers here.

I know. Yeah, it was a bit like that. It's every producer for themselves. It really is. Leave the, what are we? I hate the word talent. What are we? Friends.

Friends. Big, that's better. Parental figures. Yeah, yeah, that's better. Parental figures. Yeah, yeah, that's nice. Yeah. Leave your elders behind. Don't leave us behind. Don't.

Yeah. No, you said go up. I was like, righto, he said go up. Okay. It was that awkward thing. Well, let's shake that off. Come on. We're a team.

It was pretty funny when I saw that. We look after each other. We are a team, guys. Something happened to me last night when I was hosting trivia as well. I was watching one of our videos that we posted yesterday where you were talking about your mate, Mrs. Kett. That's right, my year three teacher who taught me maths. Yeah, that's not anything else. It's just your teacher. And Chaka and I were like wait a minute, you've got a Mrs. Kett in your life? And we stopped down on it for about 20 minutes around this time yesterday. That's right. When I host trivia, I've got to

play my phone on the music on a playlist. And I was on Instagram and I forgot just in between questions because you have to give them like a minute and a playlist. And I was on Instagram and I forgot just in between questions because you have to give them like a minute and a half. Oh, so not even a break. You're just like, here's 10 seconds of Benson Boone. Have a listen. What are the seven most popular canines in Australia owned by humans? I'll give you like four minutes on this question because this could be hard.

Oh, understood. Here's some thinking time. Here's some thinking time. I'm playing music. Here's Benson Boone. Obviously, beautiful things. Obviously. Obviously, doing a flip.

And then I look at the Mrs. Kett video and all of a sudden it comes over the whole thing. It's me going, Kett, Mrs. Kett. Did it go overwrite the music or did it play on top of it? Yeah, it played on top of the music. You can hear the Kett. Were people going, is that another question? Who is Mrs. Kett? It was so embarrassing.

I wanted to leave at that time. I was like, oh my God. How did this happen to me? Yeah, it was so awkward. No, I love that. Next question for one point. I feel like that's extra promo for our socials. It's a ketamine question. It's a Kett question for one point coming up.

Yeah, it was very funny. Mrs. Kett. I know. It did make me think of you guys. This is fantastic. You should always be thinking of us. Thank you. When you're doing your side hustles, your many side hustles,

you should always be thinking about your OG hustle. Always. Always thinking about my OG family, my kids that leave me when I'm trying to get in a lift. That's right. And me Gorman wife over there. They've really gone bold today. You are very bright today.

Very colourful. Is something on today? No. It just felt like it. I had a very, literally did not sleep well, so I have to fake feeling fantastic, and I do that through clothes. Nice. Yeah, yeah.

So I'm trying to wake myself up with vibrancy. You fooled me. Good, good. Sis woke up 15 times last night. I'm like, girl, don't do that. Yes, born with wife and children. These guys, what I was going to say, they're really into like teenagehood. Don't you reckon?

We're getting the sass of like teenagers. It's like the cool faces worn off. Now they don't want to hang out with their parents. I don't know if we enjoyed the summers that we had with them as much as we did. I don't think I took it in. We didn't get as many family photos. I think it's in the rear view mirror. That trip to Disneyland.

I know. We never got to do it. They probably didn't even remember or appreciate the trip to Disneyland. I don't think so. Oh, the money they always ask for. I know. Goodness me. I know he We never got to do it. They probably didn't even remember or appreciate the trip to Disneyland. I don't think so. Oh, the money they always ask for. I know. Goodness me. I know he's stealing from my wallet.

He goes into my handbag when he thinks I'm not looking and pinches notes. Don't tell people that. That's what you do. Big stealer. You know what I'm loving, though? What? Because obviously, yes, we've got Alphax coming up, 6.38 for 10K. We've got Shy Guy Dips on the show.

You can win a packet of cereal. We've got the Call of Fame, the Kofod. Yes. But we said for our first chat of the show, the topic is 11 night nude cruise. And we all said, well, Babs, you're the cruise expert, particularly nude cruise. Why would you lead it? Why would I? And Shy Guy, what happens when he leads things? They get cancelled. Hey, that's right. Know your lane. Swim in it. And you swim well. We're at. And so do we.

We know nude cruise is not in our wheelhouse. So we said Babs is going to do it. And since then, haven't you noticed she's gone quiet because she's out there highlighting and she's out there highlighting. No one gets an article that quick, Babs. But why don't you share? You were trying to do extra hyperlinks and clicking around. What did you land on just five minutes earlier?

I'm looking at the shore excursions right now. Yeah? And what did you click on before that you were like, ooh? They had pictures of boobies on the website. Here we go. It's going to be exciting. Very exciting. She's gone above and beyond for her research.

Yeah, yeah. She really has. Normally we get those with a minute to go of Benson Boone. Yeah, yeah. She doesn't care about us. We're piling our baths today. It's coming up next, though, the 11-night nude quiz. Are you ready?

Yeah. Is it going to be good? Stop putting pressure on us. Okay. Here we go. We're going to kick the show off. It's only a short song. Jess and Ducko.

Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko with you, nine minutes past six. What we spoke about off air will come on air eventually. No, it won't. One day. One of these days. We'll get it on air. Why do I tell you?

Some things are just for. I won't say it, but I know it's going to count. That time will count. Yeah, if you bring it up, it'll count. Anyway, right now we're talking Babs on a nude cruise. Jack! Jack! When we think cruise, when we think nudity,

when we think nudity on a cruise, we think of Babs. So it only stands to reason when there is news about a nude cruise, Babs is the one to bring it to us. She is. She has to. We've got our news cruise update. Oh, nude cruise update. We need an opener.

Oh, that's nice. Ten bucks, Ducco. She tries to say, well, I don't need to do my blog this week because I've done the nude cruise. So true. Your blog's tomorrow as well. That's right. See, this is a warm-up for the blog.

Oh, good. Need to lift. PSA, I don't go on nude cruises. You went on one. Stop ruining the illusion. And you went with all your family. And you took my whips and chains and I let you. That's weird.

That's right. S, S, S, and M. I need those chains back eventually. But anyway, let's press on. Just wipe them down. Shy Guy has them. You got them again. Yeah.

I borrowed them over the break. I don't mind if you borrow them. I just need them back. I don't like the idea that they went beyond you to someone else. You've got to go back to the OG. I haven't seen my gag in ages. You haven't asked about it. That's on me. That's on me.

That's on me. That is. Anyway, can you rip in, Babs? Sure. Okay. You're on the clock. You've got two minutes. Don't say that.

We'll take you off the path. Boss Jase is listening. Okay. There is a new cruise going called Bare Necessities. Oh, that's a good name. Oh, come on. Jungle Book City. It's an 11-day nude cruise sailing from Port Miami.

Okay. And are you naked from when you get on or is there a period where everyone goes, all right, clothes off now? So once you get on, the captain gives an announcement and everyone's clothes come off. Do you even bring a suitcase or do you just come on with what you're wearing, maybe have a toiletries bag and that's it? You travel quite light.

You have to. Not having to pack clothes. You wouldn't need much. Well, it does stop at a couple of places that your clothes are required. But further digging, there actually is onshore excursions, but it's nude-like only. Really? So there's certain beaches and they've found places where you can...

By that stage, would you be getting sick of being naked? Like, being naked with the same people on the cruise and you stop, you get on... Like, the novelty's worn off of looking at other people. I think it's a way of life. Yeah. If this is the way of life you've chosen.

Oh, yes. There's a high percentage of people that repeatedly do this. Yeah. So it's like, they're meeting the same people and then they rekindle with the same people. Yeah.

And do we know if it's a swinger situation? Like, what's going on? You're presuming so. You would presume so. As the expert, you can take an educated guess back. I would say yes if there's repeat cruises every year and you're reconnecting with your friends. When you went on your cruise, that swing cruise you went on

with your family a while ago, were there lots of people getting together? Was there inter-cruise relations? Not that I saw, but remember there was all those mixes. That's right. You had the dress-up mixer. And your parents had that one, that dress-up mixer as well. It wasn't a mixer.

It was a themed night. A themed night. What do you do on a nude cruise when there's a themed night? You can't wear a costume. There's only so many puppetry of the penises you can do. Well, that's right. Look, it's Wonder Woman. I can do the hangman.

I'm walking the dog. Okay, are you yo-yoing or are you... Sorry, I always get these two confused. Shy Guy's so good at it. He's masterful are you yo-yoing or are you... Sorry, I always get these two confused. Shai goes so good at it. He's a masterful with the yo-yo. He's a great yo-yoist. Sorry, Babs, back to you. And pogo. That's right, you go. No, no. So how much does the

cruise cost? Oh, I would love to know that. 11 nights is a decent amount of time. Pricing starts at about $2,200 per person for an inside cabin. So that's no balcony, no window, I'm assuming. Oh, that'd be gross. I was going to say inside cabin.

Did you have that? Oh, that wouldn't be that bad. How was that, having no windows on this ship? It was interesting. I felt like I was in a bunker. Yeah, it would have felt to be like that. No windows? Yeah.

I didn't know you had no windows. You would have felt like Jack in the peasant part of the Titanic. Well, okay. Not all of us can afford it. All right. Careful. Careful. Shut up.

Jess and Ducko. This is not fun. Okay. It's not funny. Okay. I think it's important, though. And I thought, I don't know if the rice cookers know this. And it's our duty to not just sit on information.

Even if it's grim, I think we should share it. Okay. I can't tell if you're being serious now or not. Well, I was on SBS News yesterday. Just looking for some stuff. Just looking for some stuff. Caught my eye and I went. You were knitting?

You were watching SBS? Absolutely. Yeah. You know, just having a milky tea and an arrowroot biscuit. Yeah. And I went, I think I've got to bring this to the team. Okay. Here we go, everyone.

Get ready. What people don't know about burying their pets in the backyard. Oh, this is fun. I bet you you've never even considered it. Well, tell you what, when I buried the family cat, Thomas, I didn't bury it deep enough, and we put it in the plastic bag in the yard. Also a bad idea. And we then had to take his body out and re-dig it deeper.

See? Oops. It's one of those conversations, Ducco. I'm going to call it taboo. No one talks about it enough, so we're all doing it on. See, people. Oops. It's one of those conversations, Ducko. I'm going to call it taboo. No one talks about it enough. So we're all doing it on our own, not sharing the mistakes maybe that we've made and learning from them. A lot of cremations now for pets. Yes, which is a great option. This expert, this professor has said, but she wants people to know that donating

your dead pet is the best thing you can do. For science? For science. I don't know. I don't want my sweet angel getting cut open. Yeah, that's fair, but trainee vets need to learn. That's true.

So she's saying this is that- Pam does need to be studied. You know, what if anyone needs to be donated to science? Is this a dog that went blind and then could see again? I need to know. Is this the dog with perpetual vaginitis? I want to see this vulva. See this.

What's she packing? What did your vet say the other day? Deep. Yeah, deep. But not crusty, which was always handy. While the pills were working. It was always handy when his fingers were fist deep. And he was like, well, it's beautiful, not crusty.

I was like, thank you. See, this professor wants you to know, donating to your local university or school, don't just rock up somewhere and go, will you take, you've got to call first. Here's me dead dog. Jess said it was good. She is a specialist veterinary pathologist. Right.

And she is saying, not just big animals that you might think like, oh, you could donate a horse because there's a lot to study. Nah, she says cats, dogs, chickens. Oh, yeah, I could donate chickens. Even exotic animals. If you've got a blue-tongued lizard as a pet and it carcass it, don't think about donating to science. The other issue is a lot of people bury in the backyard.

I understand it's a very sad time. They bury in the backyard. She is saying, be warned. We're seeing lots of cases of pets being put down at the vet. You take the body home, bury it in your backyard, and then wildlife get into that. My dog got our duck, Splash and Silky, may they rest in peace. They got dug up by the neighbor's dog.

Okay, here we go. And then he ran with, he had Splash in his mouth while he was running past me. Did Splash and Silky, feels weird that they both died at the same time. Yeah, they got killed by the neighbour's dog. And then we buried them and the neighbour's dog dug them up. It was a horrible time of my childhood. Great names though. You had to kill

a few, you had to put down a few animals in your time. I've lived. This veterinary pathologist is saying if you'd had to take Splash and Silky to the vet, maybe they were both unwell and you thought it's more humane to give them the green dream, the needle. But then you took them home and buried. When that neighbor's dog got to them, it still got the poison in them.

So now it's a risk factor. That dog could have died. For other animals. And then the other issue is the toxicity seeping into your soil. Oh, so it's actually really bad for everything. And the other issue is if they die from like the rotavirus, the thing that parasite that is very fatal. Yeah.

Again, it's still living in the organism that is your dead pet. So the best thing is either donate it or get it cremated. Correct. I just, you never think about this stuff when you're having your backyard ceremony. No. The knock-on effect of the venom, of the poison or whatever, the disease, still living in your pants. When my childhood dog had to get put down because he was just old. Fred, yeah.

Far out. I know. I've seen some live animals. You really? But a few animals. We had like horses and cats, dogs, birds, whatever. A bird, I never got to bury the bird. A bird just escaped.

God, that's a deep grave to bury a horse. Well, I don't know what happened to the horse carcass. I actually don't know what happened to the horse. Maybe it's donate. It wasn't my horse. Okay. I don't know. I have to ask mom and dad what happened to that horse.

That's a big ass shoebox. We just left that house and the horse just didn't come. Oh, the horse is still there. Milo! Milo! I thought it was the house. Are you there? Yeah.

Anyway, when we, my childhood dog, Fred, a red-capped dog, the best dog. Yes. He was like 18. Careful, Pam might be listening. Sorry, Pam's the other best dog. She knows. He was like 18 when he died. He was old age.

Natural, natural. It was all good. We had to give him the green dream. Oh, you did, yeah. Saddest, saddest day of my life. Like, up there, sadder than Grandad's funeral. Like, this was like seeing my dog get put down, and then they go, and then he pooed himself, like, on the vet.

But then we left him there. Oh, okay, so you take him to bury. You live near France, we'll take care of him. So they must have used him for science. So your backyard, well, you'd buried three horses. There's no room to bury Fred. There was Splash, Silky, Milo, Thomas. And the other one, just for Babs

really quickly, pet burials not allowed on rental properties, Babs. Or in public places such as parks. Who's going to a park to bury their dog? Mate, you'd be surprised. I guess if you can't do it in your rental, you might go, oh, we'll go to the local park. If I see two people digging a hole.

He loved that park. The dog park? Don't bury. Don't bury is what we're saying. It is. It's so hard when your dog and your family, your love pet, your other family passes away. Absolutely. But either donate and think about the research and the goodness you're doing

for the betterment of the animal world. Yeah, I'm thinking cremation is the way to go. And then would you have her in an urn on your mantelpiece? Yeah, I'd probably spray her across the beach or somewhere she loved. Oh, I love that. Oh, we could do a scattering. We could invite rice cookers. Pam dies, but we're having a funeral.

Oh, absolutely. We're doing that. Yeah. I'd expect nothing less. I'm a celebrant. I am officially allowed to do funerals. And you need six more to get to it? I'm a celebrant.

I'm a celebrant. I'm a celebrant. I'm a celebrant. I'm a celebrant. I'm a celebrant. I'm a celebrant. I'm a celebrant. I'm a celebrant.

I'm a celebrant. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabucks on it. Oh, yeah. Let's go. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice.

And if you answer the question, just say pass. We come back, of course, if there is time. Stepping up today for $10,000, we have Lisa. Good morning, Lisa. Morning. Lisa. Lisa. I'm Lisa.

Are you going to take $10,000 off our hands this morning? I'm taking $10,000. Yeah, Lisa. I love the positivity. Yeah. Everyone we ask, oh, I hope so. I don't know. I'm going to try. I get scared.

Now, Lisa's come in confident. Yes. What do you want to spend the money on? Well, we need another ute. We're on a farm. We need another ute, and I can't afford it right now. Okay. What ute are we thinking?

Well, my son would say a Holden, but anyway, we'll move on from there. Okay. I know a good Ford Ranger. We've got a big ute guy over here, Lisa. A huge ute guy, a Ford Ranger guy as well. Anyway, we'll discuss off air. Yeah, we'll get your son and ducko in a room and we'll just flesh out Holden v. Ford. Yeah, we'll talk about some things.

How many shopping bags can yours carry? Lisa, I love this for you. It's a solid letter. It's R. R for Ranger. That's good. Okay. That's a sign there, Lisa. That feels good.

Okay. Okay. Let's do it. God, she's got this. She's got this. Your time will start after the first there, Lisa. That feels good. Okay. Let's do it. Oh, she's got this. She's got this. Your time will start after the first question, Lisa. Starting with the letter R, we need you to name an Olympic sport. Pass.

A band. Radiators. A kitchen appliance. Pass. A clothing brand. Pass. A clothing brand. Pass. A girl's name. Rachel.

A country. Pass. A fruit. Oh, my God. Pass. A type of tree. A type of tree. God.

I have gone. I have written every movie, band, actors all in front of me, and I've got barely an R on there. Damn it. Oh, no. You had done the homework, but you'd studied the wrong subject. Oh, no. Look, you got yourself one and a half, maybe, depending on who.

I don't know if Radiators is a band. It's the Radiators. Oh, no, Lisa. We've got to do it with a T if it's that. You know you got yourself a nudie run, but you got yourself one. An Olympic sport could have been rowing or rugby. A band. The Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Yeah. Kitchen appliances could have been a refrigerator or a rice cooker. I'm big on this show. Of course. A clothing brand. Ralph Lauren. A country. A Russia. A fruit brand, Ralph Lauren. A country, a racha. A fruit, raspberry.

And a type of tree, one of my favourites, the red gum. Oh, great. Yeah. Hey, look, you don't go away with the 10K or the new you, but you do get $100 to spend online at TVSM where beauty begins. That's all yours. Okay, very good. Thank you.

Oh, Lisa, you're a legend. Thanks for joining the show. No worries. Thank you. Thanks, Lisa. Have legend. Thanks for joining the show. No worries. Thank you. Thanks, Lisa. Have a good day. Tell your son Ducko said hello when that hold him suck. Fort man.

Jess and Ducko. 13, 10, 60. Did you get caught touching your bits? Bits chat could win you billy tics. Bits chat could win you billy tics. So Benson Boone. He's performing this at the Grammy. He's only 22 years old. They had a lot of young ones performing this year. Your Sabby Cats, your Billys, your Chapel, and your Bensons. I didn't realise he was

that young. Yeah, they were all there performing. I didn't realise he was 22 either. I couldn't have told you what he looked like before that. Hell of a singer. Hell of a performer. He was doing flips, holding his breath. I love that. I saw a meme the other day and it was like, if I could do flips, I would also be doing flips left, right and centre. If you could flip on a stage in front of the Grammys while singing and holding a note, as if you wouldn't do that.

100%. And then touch your junk after it, which is what has happened to Benson. Mate, did the flip put him out of order? So here's the thing. Did he have to rearrange? He was in like a tight sequence, like jumpsuit thing. And it was a one, a jumpsuit I guess is the only way to describe it because there was not two parts.

It's giving ABBA. Exactly. Don't you reckon? It looked a lot like ABBA. Like the flared leg with the flared sleeve. Yes. He had some glittery stuff on it. Yes.

It looked cool, but then he's doing all these flips. I can see you in a glittery jumpsuit. Mate, if I could sing, I'll be wearing that on stage doing flips. Touch me, bitch. You'd know I would. He was doing all these flips and stuff, and eventually, obviously, his junk has been misplaced. At the very end, he's nailed the performance.

You don't want VPL in a jumpsuit. He's probably free-balling under there. Exactly. You can't have that. You can't. You can't be showing Shaft of Delight. So he's there in front of Beyonce, and he's there in front of Taylor, and all that stuff, and he's finished it. He's nailed it. He stayed.

And then he's just reshuffled his package on the stage aggressively, too. Like, he's grabbed it, and he's pulled it. He's pulled it out and moved it while in the moment. Now, as a guy, because then he's come online and said, look, sorry for adjusting my jumpsuit so aggressively on stage. That thing was extremely restricting in certain areas what I was wearing. He was strangling the berries. The jumpsuit was strangling the berries.

Flips are going to get you all topsy-turvy. It happens. But for, and I need you to speak for all men, including Benson here, do you not even realise you're doing it? You don't. You absolutely do not. Because in that moment, if you're uncomfortable, are you just like, I need to rearrange?

You're not thinking I'm touching the private with the world's eyes on me on the stage of the greatest. You have a dangly thing in between your legs. It is going to get in the way. Some people and others, like Shaga, will get into his later. Yeah, he has the masking tape. Jeez, that thing is tough. Can you imagine him doing flips?

I couldn't. No, he can't. He's way too bottom heavy. He can't get up and over. He can't flip around. Me, though? Oh, jeez, I could fly around. Anyway.

You wouldn't need to rearrange as much, but you still need to rearrange. And the thing is, you forget. You just forget, and you do it. Like, I do it all the time accidentally. And I've been caught doing it on stage before. So I was in a play once where I played the role of God in this joke. It was like a joke parody play. Sure. Role of a lifetime, obviously.

Obviously. You and Morgan Freeman both having played God. That's why they cast me because it was like a short, like, white dude, like, looks like a child playing God. I thought it was funny. Yeah. Anyway, I got the notes from the director in front of the entire cast afterwards.

After like the opening night or something? He's giving everyone notes. Like, okay, you do this, you do that. He's like, Darko, God, where's God? And I look up. He's like, don't play with your nuts on stage in front of everyone. And that was like a great creep. I was like, oh no.

Wow. I don't even know I'm doing it. Oh, she's in the zone. I mean, you're God. God can do whatever they want. God can do whatever they want. Come on, I'm God. If God needs to readjust, it doesn't matter that they're on stage.

But it just happens. So, fellas, anyone, this can be anyone, 13, 10, 60, you get caught touching your bits. Absolutely. Have you had a director sit you down, give you notes? Listen. Were you captured on camera like Benson? Benson Boone doing it. I love that.

13, 10, 60. Have you been caught out touching your bits? Kayla's called through. Good morning, Kayla. Morning. How are you guys? Oh, very good. Fantastic.

We've got Billie Eilish who gets to give away, babe. Have you been caught touching your bits? I did. Yep. I was at Glendale at a shop and I was scratching. I was itchy. I don't really care. I've got no shame.

But my partner, on the other hand, she is not at all like me. And a lady looked at me and she turned around, and my partner turned around and she goes, oh, my God, Taylor, what is wrong with you? And I was like, you know what? If the boys can do it in public, the ladies can do it in the public. And the lady next to me goes, girl, scratch it, scratch it good. And I was like, I am, and I'm going to.

I am, and I'm going to. Girl, scratch it. Scratch it. Scratch it good. And I've got fake nails, so fake nails are even better. Yeah. Oh, is that why you get acrylics, Kayla? So you get extra long scratches.

Extra scratch. That's right. See, it's funny, because the girls scratch, the boys adjust. Yes. So it's a different sensation, I imagine. Absolutely. Looks similar. Absolutely.

And I wonder, I mean, you could probably do a very subtle scratch if you need. It could look like I'm just dusting some schmutz off the front and trying to get an inadvertent scratch. Of course, the subtle schmutz dust that you do. Whereas dudes, how do you subtly? Oh, you can't. It's like, you know, I do. A tweak and berries. I do.

I put the hand, I always wear shorts with pockets. Put the hand in the pocket and then you lean the back and you grab it and you just do those ones, you know? It's a tough world out there. You need to tweet Benson and give him that note. Next time you're performing at the Grammys, Dale, get pockets and adjust that way. 13, 10, 60 to get caught touching your beards. You can be anyone at any time.

Anyone. Wherever you were. That's right. You're dobbing your partner. We have those tickets to Billy Evergrab's. Give us a call. Get you on there. Jess and Ducko.

Jess and Ducko. Rosé. Bruno. Voted. Shy Guy's 2024 song of the year Absolutely It might be on my rap I'm not even kidding

Oh shut up It only came out I know It came out like two weeks before rap did It might be on my rap Are we looking ahead to December 2025? I wouldn't be surprised if it was in the top five We've got audio of Shy Guy at work

Which is great Then you cut to Shy Guy driving home. Hang on, hang on. I think I've got exclusive vision of Shy Guy mopping. Oh, yeah? Hang on. Shy Guy's brought someone home. And that's how he got his rap song.

That's right. Is your speaker broken? It seems to be stuck on up and down. It's just got his rap song. That's right. Is your speaker broken? It seems to be stuck on up and down. It's just on the one song. I've got one song on repeat. Let it play. Right now, 13, 10, 60 to get caught touching your bits. Good transition.

Benson Boone, hell of a performer. Performed at the Grammys, 22 years of age. Absolutely killed it doing flips. He was wearing a sequined jumpsuit when all of a performer. Performed at the Grammys, 22 years of age. Absolutely killed it doing flips. He was wearing a sequined jumpsuit when all of a sudden his package was, I guess, relocated. That's right. And he needed to do it in front of Beyonce, in front of Taylor Swift, in front of Kendrick.

He had a full shaft reshuffle. And obviously just had an out-of-body experience because he's now gone on social media and done an apology. Yeah. Like, I'm sorry. Because people called him out on the internet and went, Benson, was that the time and place to do it? I'm like, okay. Sometimes the dangly things in between your legs, you can't help but accidentally do it.

That does sound like people commenting who have not experienced Strangled Berries. Exactly. Thank you. That's where I'm looking at it from. Thank you. I think there is a time and place. Absolutely. Sometimes you just can't.

You forget. But if you are in the zone, which clearly he was, he forgot the world is watching. You flip off a piano. Anyway. Break my neck. Callie's called in on 131060. Callie, your husband was caught touching the bits.

Oh, yes, he was. If you can call it caught. The story goes, he's going to kill me for this, I tell you. Good. Callie wants to go to Billy Hartley. I do. I do. I don't care.

So, we've finished having children, and he told his boss, I've got to have the morning off to go to the doctor. So, he'd actually had been booked in for a vasectomy. Yeah. And so, he went and had it done. And that's sort of something that you take the rest of the day off for. But, no, he went straight back to work. Wow.

That's commitment. Yeah. And so he was back at work and sort of having a bit of a rearrange or a bit sore, obviously. And the boys are like, you know, you're right. And he's like, yeah, I've just had a vasectomy. Whipped them out and showed everyone the scars. No, he didn't. No, he did not.

He did. I see why you put a question mark over court when he showed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He showed all right. And that would have scared, if those boys hadn't had one, that would have scared them from getting one. Absolutely. Oh, I think they all gathered around and had a bit of a look.

Yeah, boys do do that. Well, I mean. It's like monkey see, monkey do. Absolutely. Wow. Hayden, good morning to you. Good morning, Jess and Ducko. Haydo, were you caught touching the bits?

When I was younger, I tried out that manscaping, and it was not for me. I could not scratching like I had crabs. Did you take just like a big razor to it or something? Yeah, pretty much. I'm just glad I wasn't brave enough to shave the berries as well. Oh, yeah. Did you take just like a big razor to it or something? Yeah, pretty much. I'm just glad I wasn't brave enough to shave the berries as well. Oh, yeah. Oh, you've got to be very careful.

Clippers is key. Better on the regrowth. Absolutely. And Hayden probably doesn't know about exfoliating. Oh, jeez. You know, you're going to get ingrowns that way. Yeah, you can't just. Oh, Hayden. We go to Jessie on 131060.

Wrap us up here, Jessie. Do you get caught touching? Morning, guys. I sure did. I was nine months pregnant with my first child and days overdue. And I was looking up everything to bring on this baby because I was so ready to have him. And one of the things was nipple stimulation. Yes.

So I was sitting on the lounge in my lounge room, huge bay window, sitting there just stimulating the nipples. And what did that involve, Jessie? There had been knocks on the door. Yeah. Just you with your fingers or did you have ice cubes involved? No, just hands through the shirt, bit of massaging. I wasn't really sure what I was doing at that stage,

but didn't realise there had been some knocks on the door. So when I went to the front door, the parcel guy was there and I was like, oh, surely he didn't see anything. And then I got the double glance, double glance down to the boobs and back at me. I was like, he surely did. He sat there seeing me having a good massage with the boobs in the lounge room.

Just a quiet Tuesday afternoon in Jessie's house. Why not? I reckon producer Shy Guy's having a glass of milk. Glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? I'm so excited. I want Shy Guy's box. That's right. It's everyone's favourite time of the week.

You can score yourself, well, Shy Guy's box of cereal. That's right. And an exclusive VIP hot property fridge magnet. And don't forget, you go in an elite pool. An elite pool that at the end of the year you can say, I am one of you who won Shy Guy's box, who can speak Shy Guyanese. It's a tough language to speak. When the language finally gets acknowledged by the United Nations

and there's that big roundtable conference where everyone gets the translators and their little placard, you'll be one of the few who could decipher what the hell Shy Guy's talking about. I know. Pretty cool. Prepare your whistles to be wet. Okay.

He's got a box in front of him. He's going to give you a series of terrible clues, but if you can work it out, you win all those great prizes. And don't forget, getting yourself on the air, technically you're in the draw to win the Billie Eilish tickets. How cool is that? It's pretty good. A clue.

First clue today. Two words. Ooh. I don't know if he's ever done a number of words. Okay. 13, 10, 60. First cab off the rank. We'll get another clue as well. Don't you dare forget that. A number of word clues. Okay. 131060, first cab off the rank, will get another clue as well. Don't you dare forget that.

Don't you dare forget. But maybe you got a vibe. You got a vibe. Two words. Today's my day. He looks excited by this box of cereal. Well, fun. Oh, no.

Oh, he wants to do more. No, I don't think it's a clue. I've never had this cereal. Oh. If you know what Shy Guy had in the past That helps Mum don't call 131060 Give us a call when you first cab off the rank

To guess a Shy Guys box of cereal Jess and Ducko Jess and Ducko I reckon producer Shy Guys having a glass of milk Glass of milk and a little biscuit aren't you My Mook My Mook My Mook Shy Guys I'm so excited.

I want Shy Guy's box. We've heard it's two words. It's the first clue today for this mystery box of cereal. You work out what it is, you win an unopened packet of said cereal. Good cereal. It's good. Yeah. Shy Guy also gave a supplementary clue that might mean nothing to anyone.

Yeah. He's never had it before. Never had it before. But Matthew, very quick on the phone. Good morning, Matt. Good morning. You got a supplementary clue, my friend. Two words and... You're going to love this. Sticky. No!

Everyone has been sticky. There's so many sticky cereals. I don't really touch a lot of cereals with my fingers. You know what I mean? That's very fair. And now he's piffing cereal at Ducko. It is a bit sticky. Matthew, it's two words and it's sticky. What do you think Shy Guy's box is?

Fruit Loops. Ooh. What do you call Fruit Loops sticky? I've not touched a Fruit Loop in decades. Yeah, neither have I. Oh, man, the headache I'd get from those. Thank you, Matthew. Sorry, Matthew, not Fruit Loops.

13, 10, 60, if you know, we go to Jade. Good morning, Jade. Good morning. We'll give you another clue, okay? Yeah. Two words, sticky and? Comes in all shapes and sizes. Oh.

Oh, my God. See, I feel like it's the American cereal, but I don't know the name of it. Is it Lucky Charms? Oh, they're Lucky Charms. Oh, they're Lucky Charms. I've never had Lucky Charms. Neither have I, Jade. It is not Lucky Charms Day. I love you thinking left of centre because that is something shy guy would do.

That is good. We move to John. Good morning, John. Honey Snack. Whoa, whoa, whoa, John, John, John. You can lock in a guest, but we can offer you another clue if you want, John. Or do you just want to rip the band-aid off? I'll go for another clue.

Yeah, sure. Good, good. Civilised. Well, Jess enjoyed this dry in the studio. Is that the clue, John? Yeah, it can be consumed dry and very enjoyable. John, two words, sticky, all shapes and sizes. And Jess enjoyed it dry.

And I enjoyed it dry. Yeah. What's your guess? Wow! Now, just right, honey snack. Yeah, what have we got? Oh, you got me on the I thought it was Cocoa Pops. All shapes and sizes are sticky.

It's either just right. Yes. Yes, come on, John. You want to lock him just right Yes Yes Oh Yes Come on John You want to lock him just right Johnny Just right What is it John Yes it's just right

It is not But jeez I loved hearing your thought process Call back any time He rattled off about 15 there Could have been any of them And I love his first one he started with Before we gave him the clue It was different to his next one

He came back with But see that's called pivoting It might have still been wrong But I love the pivot. I don't know if John knew he was pivoting. We go to Stephen on 131060. G'day, Stephen. How you going, mate?

Ah, good. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stephen, Stephen, Stephen, Stephen. What's with all these people? Do you want another clue, Stephen, to help you? I'll go in. Yeah, go on, go on. They're just like cornflakes.

Oh! Crunchy nut? Wait, wait, wait. Stephen, let's build up here. Do! Crap! Crunchy nut? Wait, wait, wait. Steve, let's build up here. Do you want to lock in crunchy nut? Yeah. Put it all together. Did he say crunchy nut?

Two words. That's two words. Yes. Crunchy nut is, you know, is sticky. Yes. Yeah, it was sticky. Yes. It comes in all sizes.

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do enjoy crunchy nut dry. Hey! It is crunchy nut. Well done. Stephen, at what point had you locked that in your mind? Oh, second in.

Second in. He went sticky. It's Crunchy Nut. He knew two words that got him. You like Crunchy Nut, Steve? I don't mind it. Yeah. We get the box of it, Dal.

You get the box and a fridge bag. Well done. But what we need from you, Stephen, is a nice, crisp, clear, Hi, my name's Stephen, and I'm'm so excited I just won Shy Guy's box. Go. Hi, my name is Stephen. I just won Shy Guy's box. Yeah!

No, he needs to say I'm so excited. Oh, okay, sorry. One more time. That was good. Hold on. Rolling. Cut the tape. Rolling.

Hi, my name's Stephen and I'm so excited I won Shy Guy's box. Q Stephen. Go, Stephen. Hi, my name's Stephen. I'm so excited I won Shy Guy's box. Cue Stephen. Go, Stephen. Hi, my name's Stephen. I'm so excited I won Shy Guy's box. Yeah! Jess and Ducco. I have something that I need to tell the team,

which is going to make the team probably hate my wife, and I will not judge you for it because I think I am in divorce territory right now. God damn. That's deep. It is. And trust me when I say you guys are going to feel this pain when I tell you in about 25 seconds what she's done. I, yesterday, looked...

Morgan's been nesting a lot. We've been... Sorry, we've been nesting. I love that. Good correction. The baby's coming soon. She's got about five weeks left of work before she goes on mat leave. It's flying by.

Whatever. I then look on... No, no, it's exciting. Sorry, I'm just trying to... It's not whatever. No, no on no no it's exciting sorry i'm just trying to call whatever no no it's exciting so i don't mean like that i'm just trying to get to the crux of my story have you noticed how little i'm interrupting no i really get it it's just me hurting myself here i look at the fridge where we normally have a jess and ducko fridge magnet whoa the giant one the giant one yeah we one we give away The one we give away That everyone wants That are really cool

Yes And it wasn't there And I said Honey Where's the Where's the Jess and Ducko fridge bag That holds It can pretty much hold anything

On that fridge It's so big It's holding up everything That is on your fridge It probably holds the fridge up And she said I threw it out She did not

I threw it Does she know What a hot commodity they are Oh my god I said that to her I was like Are you joking? People are offering to come into studio to play Shy Guy in games

versus him in person and us by extension purely to walk away with a fridge magnet. Yep. I know, man. I know we joke about it. I'm going to live with this monster. We joke about having a surplus that they're in the cars and they're being driven around the state.

We don't, though. We don't, actually. They are a rarity. They are a finite race. I'm living. So then, I was like- You guys are meant to come over for pizza on Friday. Don't bother.

Exactly. You can come. Oh, yeah. I'll come. I don't want her to come anywhere with me anymore. So I then, I was like, the team's not going to believe me. I'm going to record Morgan as to why she did it. I need to know the thought process.

Because she was so nonchalant about this. Is this part- Is she trying to use nesting as an excuse? I don't know. What? This is audio guys i'm with morgan um i'm just a bit shook to my core right now we haven't spoken in about i don't know half an hour morgan what do you have to say to the team to shy guy to jess to babs about throwing out our prestigious Jess and Ducko fridge magnet? It's very big. What do you mean it's very big? That thing's awesome.

It's not very aesthetic. Why did you do it? Because it makes our fridge look ugly. Me and Jess on the fridge look ugly. I see you every day. People call up and play games to win this stuff and you've just thrown it in the trash. I checked with you first. No, you didn't.

You never checked with me. I did. No, you didn't. Don't you lie. Do you have anything to say to the team? Because they're going to be off you right now. I think they'll, as far as safe to say, they're going to hate you. I have no regrets.

I want a divorce. That was it. That was the chat we had. I'm bottlenecking with what I'd like to say to you, to your wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just. I couldn't believe it. And she was like that the whole time.

She never asked me, by the way. She didn't even have an actual reason. No, she just said it was ugly. She just generally thinks it's too big and she doesn't want to see me on the fridge. I was like, okay. My mother. Rue doesn't want to see me on the fridge. It's like a pretty good photo of us

And the thing is She did it and I didn't notice Because she did it a few days ago I didn't notice And then all of a sudden I just looked in that fridge Because obviously I like to go And look at the fridge

And look at us from time to time How did you not notice The gaping chasm I know Because I've been to your house I've seen your fridge It is covered in small It's got magnets

I'm assuming magnetic polaroids Yeah yeah yeah Of family Of friends Sorry She threw it out You were half of that magnet It's got magnets. I'm assuming magnetic Polaroids of family, of friends. Sorry. She threw it out. You were half of that magnet. You live in that house.

That's half your fridge. But also, I would be one of, I'm an important character in your life. You don't see those frigging nieces and nephews as much as you see me. Exactly. I deserve a place on your fridge. You do. Now you're gone. And by extension, the team around us in Shy Guy and Batman.

She's throwing us all in the bin, guys. And she doesn't care. The good news is, there's a Justin Tucker fridge bag in a landfill very soon. Are we going dumpster diving? If you really want one. If you want to go get it. I am...

I know, honestly, and she didn't care. And I was like really genuinely like, Morgan, and she's like, what do you mean? I don't regret anything. Can you come look at what I've done to the room now? I was like, I can't move on from this. We only just followed. Well, maybe it's unfollowed.

I think it's unfollowed, Terry. I understand cleaning out cupboards and making storage space. And yes, the magnet is huge. It's not taking up space the baby will need. Yeah. It's just there. Do you know what I mean? She said it's an eyesore.

It's not taking up cupboard space. It was on your fridge. Pardon you for being proud of where you were. I know what I mean? She said it's an eyesore. It's not taking up cupboard space. It was on your fridge. Pardon you for being proud of where you were. I know. I know. I can't wait for dinner on Friday now, Jess. She's not invited. We're asking, what do you just have to say at your job?

Like, you have to say it, even if you don't mean it necessarily. But it's part of the job. I mean, it's not in your contract, but it's very much part of the job. So we had our 29-week scan on Monday just gone. Very exciting. I know. We're nearly at the 30-week mark. We're getting close.

As I said, we've been nesting. The house is starting to get in shape. We've got all the things from baby bunting. It's really starting to come alive now. And we went in, and you see the nurse before the obstetrician and then you see the obstetrician and they do the scan and you see the baby and our baby's been very, she's been moving around a lot in there. Versus, that's been the common thread from like day dot, yeah?

Everyone's been like, jeez. Yeah, very active. Active for a girl. She's moving around a lot. Is Morgan going, I'm going to stop drinking coffee or something? Like, I've got to. Yeah, genuinely. So there was a period there.

You're like, she's got my genes, babe. And she's little too. Like, she's in the smaller percentile babies. I'm like, ah drinking coffee or something. Like, I've got to. Yeah, genuinely. There was a period there. You're like, she's got my genes, babe. And she's little too. Like, she's in the smaller percentile. Sure. I'm like, oh, she's me. Yeah. She's a little psycho in there. You've got a little duckling in there.

Good luck, everyone. So the obstetrician, he's very nice. I'm not going to say his name. He's great. He does a good job. But anyway, he's. Do you want to give him some free promo? No.

Okay. Well, they don't need it. Trust me, they don't need it. They do listen though there. They've got us on sometimes. Oh, well, good morning. So good morning if they've got us on. I promise I'll keep this gentle.

Oh, yeah. So he has the, what do you call it, the thing on Morgan's belly? Ultrasound thing. Ultrasound thing. And he's looking. And then he goes, oh, let's do a 3D photo. Because we had never got a photo of our little girl with her face because she's always got a hand covering.

Yes. Aren't they creepy as all hell? Yeah. The 3D scans are creepy as. The 3D scans are weird. But he eventually got one without her thumb in her mouth or her thumb or a fist covering. She's making fists in front of her face. Eventually got one, none of that.

And we could just see her little face. And I sent the photo to you guys in the team because she definitely looks like she has my nose. And I know that sounds ridiculous. I know. But until you're experiencing, I mean, they're all blobs. They all look the same. Even I saw it.

I went, oh yeah, Lucia looked like that. Held it up against. Oh no, no. They look different. They do look different. They're all different little people. It's wild. Anyway, the obstetrician looks and he says with such sincerity, like great at his job.

And he goes, wow, you've got a really beautiful baby. That's a beautiful baby. And Morgan's there almost choking up tears. Like, wow, we do. And I was even like, yeah. And I looked at him and go, hang on. You have to say that to everyone. That is literally what you said to everyone.

And he just, he laughed. He just burst into laughter. He's like, oh, you've caught me there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I go, do you say that to everyone? And he's like, oh, well, you know, if they're not beautiful, sometimes you just don't say anything. Don't say anything.

I guess we could go from beautiful to there's a baby. Look at that baby in there. But the way he said it, I was like, he does mean it. We walked out there, I goes, do you think he means that we have a beautiful baby? Yeah, do you think ours is the most beautiful he's ever seen in all his career? He sees hundreds every day or week or whatever it is. And he sees so many kids. And you can just tell it's such routine for him. Yes.

Yes. He's probably never been called out on it. No, never. Because everyone, as you said, parents will be like, we do. We do. It's our thing. It was the most beautiful. And he's the authority in that space.

Yeah. In that room, you go, you would. But the way he said it, even I was like, he meant it. And then I called him out and he started laughing his head off. I'm still going to take it like he means it. But I thought it would be fun. People are going, I had my appointment he meant it. And then I called him out and he started laughing his head off. I'm still going to take it like he means it. But I thought it would be fun. People are going, I had my appointment the other day. They didn't say nothing about my beautiful baby.

Oh, girl. God damn. Just say it. It's one of those things. Just say it. Just say it. It's nice. It doesn't matter.

It's not going to hurt anyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But 13, 10, 60, like, obviously that's not in his contract. Yes. But he has to say that. Absolutely. He's got to do it. Because I think a lot of your job is reassurance and making sure everyone is in a good headspace.

Keeping everyone calm. He's a super calm dude. Absolutely. That's why we went with our OB because the recommendation was, oh, he doesn't suffer full. So you might be getting worked up and he'll bring you back down to earth. I'm like, that's the kind of person you need. Exactly who you want.

In a very anxious, potentially, space. Correct. Yeah. So someone who's going to give you compliments left, right and centre. My baby's beautiful. My 3D image of my blob is more beautiful than yours. But it's funny because beautiful is one of those adjectives I'll allow, but, you know, like, oh, that's a good-looking baby.

You go, no, no, I'm not saying that. The Billie Eilish ticket's up for grabs for the co-file. Give us a call. We'll get you on there. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. What did you have to say at your job? It might not be in your contract, but part of your job description is you have to say these things.

Yeah. Maybe you were called out, like Ducko's obstetrician was in your appointment the other day. The 3D 29-week scan got our first image of baby's face. And, I mean, she's obviously good. She's got your nose. That's for sure. Obviously, she's gorgeous.. She's got your nose, that's for sure. Obviously she's gorgeous. She's me and Morgan, but you know, obviously.

And then he goes, wow, your baby's so beautiful. And like said it with such sincerity that I almost believed him that I was like, hang on, you have to say that. And he just laughed his head off because no one had called him out about it yet. Yes. Yes. Because in that moment, that's what you want to hear. Yeah.

You want to hear they're healthy and well and perfect and gorgeous. Oh, they're beautiful. You're kicking it. You're killing it. I just love that. Let's go to Nicole. Good morning, Nick. Hey, how are you doing?

So good, thank you. What do you do for work, firstly? So I work for the New South Wales government. Okay, and what do you feel like you have to say in your job? When I don't know what the answer is, my go-to is, I'll take that on notice. Oh, I love some corporate jargon there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Meaning nothing.

That holds zero weight. Non-committal. I'll take that on. No, I'm going to use that one. Yeah. I'll take that on notice. Because even that feels very authoritative. Yeah.

Oh, it's on notice. And if someone said that, if I'd said that and they'd said it back to me, I'd be like, oh, they really took that in. They really took that. Even though I'll never hear from Nicole again. I know she took it seriously. Honey, she's taking it on notice. I think we got through.

Oh, Anne-Marie's called in on 131060. Anne-Marie, what do you just have to say in your job? Do you want me to go harder or faster? Exqueeze me? Oh, hang on. Are you a masseuse? No. Oh, what do you reckon?

We're playing a guessing game. Harder or faster? Say again? Way off. You're way off. Oh, way off. Do you want me to go harder or faster? Harder.

Harder or faster? What could it be? You can't be a driver. Oh, that's what I'm thinking. You don't go hard with driving. Can we have a clue? I do drive. Oh, you do drive. Harder You don't go hard with driving. Can we have a clue? I do drive. Oh, you do drive harder.

Go-karts? You want to go harder? Oh, a rally car driver? Nah. Do you? A truck driver. Yep. Why would you go hard?

Ah, concrete. Ah, it's a concrete truck driver. But what, what? Oh, because concrete gets hard? Yeah. So you've got to go faster before it gets hard. I don't understand. And who are you saying this to?

Our customers. Yeah. Okay. And do they always know what you mean? Or are they like, sorry, what are you? They know exactly what I mean, but it's funny as hell. It is Emory. Emory gets out.

You want me to get harder and faster. Anne-Marie's got it. It's part of the job. Oh, I love that for you, Anne-Marie. There you go. Thank you. Oh, brilliant. What a great contribution.

Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabucks on it. Oh, yeah. Time for that money time. $10,000 up for grabs. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. You cannot use the same one twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass.

We come back, of course, if there is time. Our player today at 8 o'clock is Taylor. Hello, Taylor. Hello, how are you doing? Fantastic, Tay. We've got are you doing? Fantastic, Tay. We've got $10,000 to give away. What would you spend the money on? My daughter says a chocolate water fountain.

A chocolate water fountain? Like a fondue? I think she's thinking bigger than that. Bigger. I see, like in the backyard. Like a bubbler that you'd see in a park or something. I'm picturing Willy Wonka territory. Oh, is it Willy Wonka territory?

Yeah, for the front yard. For the front yard. Be careful, you know. The loompas will come out and sing. What do you get when you guzzle down streets? Eating as much as an elephant eats. What are you at? Getting terribly fat. What do you think would come?

I don't like the... Great. Taylor, I'm with you. We had it at the first verse? Yeah. Have we met? Yeah. It's a solid letter for you, babe.

Solid. It's A. A for Alpha Box. A for Alpha Box, Stella. That is a good letter. Oh, okay. Taylor, I don't love your phone line. Can you take two steps to the left?

Yep. Don't want to miss any... That you take two steps to the left? Yep. Don't want to miss any. That's perfect. You sound nice and clear there. You ready to rock? Yep. Okay. Your time will start after the first question.

Starting with letter A. We need you to name a band. Pass. A medication. Pass. A medication. Pass. A household item. Pass. A cocktail.

Amarillo Sour. A hobby. Pass. An animal. Ant. A clothing item. Pass. A clothing item. Puff.

A chocolate. Good to see where the priorities were lying. Band, I've no idea. Medication, I don't know. House, I've cocktail. Amaretto, sour! Did not even let me finish the question. Dang, I got that one. I'm not getting a nudie run.

You got yourself one. I don't think I can accept ants for animals and insects. So you were nearly on the nudie run, Taylor. That would have been awkward for you and your daughter in the backyard. A band could have been ACDC or ABBA. Medication, aspirin, a household item, alarm, air fryer. You've got the cocktail, a hobby, art or archery, an animal, the humble albatross. A clothing item could have been active wear, ankle bracelet if you're styling that one.

A chocolate could have been the almond cold, yuck. Or an arrow. I love arrow. I thought Taylor, we know we just talked about chalk. I know. I thought arrow, you know. I think the time pressure got to you there, didn't it, Taylor? My daughter is going to kill me.

We played this yesterday and didn't get through. And literally, I got all of them. Oh, it's always the wait. Was yesterday's harder or easier than today? I can't even remember. A couple of people sent us P. A couple of people yesterday sent us videos. Yeah, a couple of people yesterday sent us videos.

It was the one Z. Oh, Z. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. A few years ago when I called in, that felt the same letter that I got. Oh, no. Okay, well, a few more ago when I called in, that felt the same letter that I got. Oh, no. Okay. Well, a few more years between drinks again, hey? We'll go again.

We rebuild. 100 Alls to Spend Online. It might have been me oompa-loompa singing. Oh, I apologise, Taylor. The boss does always tell us off. It's on purpose. 100 Alls to Spend Online at TVS, and that's coming your way where beauty begins, all right? Thanks, guys.

Have a wonderful day. You too, Taylor. I wish we could be more pleasant. Ah, well. You're going to bring up Willy Wonka. I'm going to sing the Oompa Loompa song. Yeah, we sung it. You just kept going.

Well, it's a long song. I don't think everyone needed three minutes of it. Poor Taylor. You're the reason Taylor just didn't win. You brought up Augustus Gloop. All right, it's your fault. Jess and Ducko. The question we're asking now for a chance at those Billie Eilish tickets is,

what is the smallest, and I'm going to put in brackets, dumbest, thing that made you cry? One of my heroes is a woman named Alison Roman. She's the chef who I'm trying to cook everything from that cookbook. Oh, yes. So I'm just very into anything that she's doing, she's posting. Okay. Now, about two weeks ago, she popped out her first child.

So maybe there are emotions that are heightened in Alison's household and in Alison's heart and head. I see. She posts on Instagram yesterday. You want to know how I'm doing? This is how I'm doing. I am in tears over this ABC News report. Now, over in the States, we were seeing some footage here,

but it's obviously not that massive, but maybe it was a slow new day in Australia. We were covering it. The Today Show was covering it. It was Groundhog Day over in America. Now, you might remember that Bill Murray movie from the 90s. That is actually based off a real thing that is still going. Really?

Over in a small town in Pennsylvania, it's Groundhog Day because they have a groundhog named Puxatawney Phil. Oh, yeah. Puxatawney is the small town. And they've named the Puxatawney Phil. Phil is the name of the groundhog. Groundhogs are interesting. How would you describe what they look like? I reckon they kind of look like.

Like an otter? Like a cross between an otter and an oversized rat. Yeah. But they're cute though. They are. And maybe a squirrel. Yeah. I don't know.

I've got the origins here. Babs has printed me the history. I don't want to get into it. It's from like the 1800s where people have assumed groundhogs can predict the weather. So obviously it's winter over in the States. They pull out Puxatawney and the legend goes it's the same groundhog from the 1800s. He's never died because he has the elixir of life. It's not.

People would believe it. It's 100% a different groundhog. It's a new one. But it's always been the name Puxatawney Phil. And he lives in Gobbler's Knob, which I'm not even joking. Is that a real place? It's a real place. Gobbler's Knob.

Gobbler's Knob in Puxatawney. Yeah. Okay. It's a groundhog sanctuary gift shop visitor center. Yeah. And in early Feb, they pull out Puxatawney Phil to decide, is winter over or is there going to be more cold weather? Sorry, don't just look at the calendar and know when winter ends. Puxatawney does.

If Puxatawney Phil sees his shadow, it means we're in for more winter. We've got a little bit of audio from the ceremony the other day. A gobbler's knob. A gobbler's knob. It's Puxatawney Phil! Mate, thousands of people. They're going nuts! People are wearing like...

It's not going to get hot yet, Poxitoni! People are wearing... People are flashing their boobs. I love you, Poxitoni! People are wearing groundhog hats and merch and they're dressed up. You've got to believe in something. You've got to believe in something. Anyway, the reason I wanted to ask what's the dumbest

slash smallest thing that made you cry is because this chef, she is an American woman. There was an ABC report that it's Puxatawney Phil's first prophecy, first time revealing this weather prediction as a dad. He just had pups of his own with his wife, Phyllis. Oh, that would be a moment. His wife, Phyllis. Oh, Pucks and Tawny were so happy for you.

They've named Phil the lady of Groundhog, Phyllis. So Phyllis and Pucks and Tawny, Phil. Oh, yeah, Phil and Phyllis, that works. And the media in America are so obsessed with his Groundhog, they're like, it's his first as a dad. He's off paternity leave. He's back on the job. Oh, he's on the tools again.

And this woman on Instagram is like, I am in hysterics over the fact this guy had to return to work so soon after the pups came and it just broke her. I went, wow, that's some hormonal. Yeah, there's something going on there. Something going on there. Yeah. I love it so much.

Pucks a tawny fill having had babies and returning to work made this woman cry. 13, 10, man. Yeah. I love it so much. Puxatawney Phil, having had babies and returning to work, made this woman cry. 13, 10, 60. Smallest reason, dumbest reason you cried. And while Babs was in studio just discussing the history of Puxatawney Phil, we did say, you feel like an emotional girl. Yeah, yeah. Babs, what's up?

Oh, yeah, I cry all the time. Yeah, what made you cry most recently, Babs? Well, I cried yesterday afternoon because Jethro was really busy and I was just really bored. So you called your boyfriend to go, when are you coming home? I'm so bored. Yeah, well, I was just frustrated because I didn't know what to do and then I just started crying.

You have a car, you have money, you have agency, and you couldn't think of one thing to do except sit on your couch and cry? Yeah, well, I just feel bad if I don't, like, I don't know. I don't know what to do with an afternoon. It's the afternoon. It's the 3 p.m. terrors on this job, isn't it? We live two days in one, you know? I can relate to a bit of an Arvo cry.

But that's perfect. Perfect. That's great. It's just what we're looking for. That's what we're looking for. You know a few crying moments lately? Should I go? I mean, you cry over Apatay.

Yeah, it's a great cry over Apatay. Apatay not winning a Grammy. I can't think of the... And it's funny, because in the moment, you go, this isn't dumb. This is very serious. I get emotional about... I'm going to be such a sook of a father.

I get emotional as you... So I get emotional about Pam, my fur baby, not the skin baby, the fur baby. Please always refer to your babies as fur or skin. The skin baby. Fur baby or to your babies as fur or skin. The skin baby.

Fur baby or skin baby. When the baby comes and you tell me a story, I go, fur baby or skin baby? Skin baby. So fur baby, because skin baby not here yet. Fur baby, we got her a new harness the other day and I selected it online. Yeah. Like a new color of the harness. Yeah.

And she put it on. I just thought she looked so good. And I said to Morgan, doesn't she look at her? She looks so... And what? Shed a tear? I got a bit emotional. I got welled up.

This is like all the parents whose kids started school this week or whatever. It's like they're going into kidney and it's getting really emotional. It's like, my baby got a new harness. I said to Morgan, do you think she knows? Do you think she knows we've got her a new harness? So you think she knows you're getting her presents because Skin Baby's about to usurp her getting anything and any attention. I know. Poor little thing.

You've got the hormones going on too. I do. It's like, can you pull yourself together? Sympathy hormones. 13, 10, 16. Stupidest reasons. Smallest reasons you cry. And no judgment.

No judgment here. We've got Ducko crying over harnesses. Babs crying over boredom. And this chef crying over Pucks-a-tawny Phil. So it's a safe space. Having a good cry at 8.22. It's a safe space. Oh, yeah.

We're not going to judge over the dumb things that have made you cry, like my favourite chef, Alison Roman, saying that groundhog over in America that predicts whether there's going to be six more weeks of winter. Not so much that he did say, yes, there's going to be six more weeks of winter in his little groundhog language. It's because an ABC report was Pucks a tawny Phil, first prediction since becoming a dad. And that's what got them emotional.

And she just became a mum, so yes, emotions would be heightened. But I thought, what a vulnerable share from Alison. Yeah. You've been vulnerable? Oh, yeah, when we got Pam in your harness. Babs was vulnerable. She was so bored yesterday, I brought her to tears. And then she said when she was answering all these calls, saying,

I've met my people. That's right. So let's meet Babs' people. And I'm trapped. Oh, the sobbing when Chris Martin played this at the Coldplay concert. Calista, good morning. Hi there. How are you going?

Wonderful. Thank you. Calista, firstly, great name. Secondly, what's the dumbest thing that made you cry? When I was younger, I am absolutely meticulous about keeping my bed clean and nothing in it, no crumbs, no nothing. My brother jumped on my bed one time and spilled my cup of tea all over my bed and I just bawled, bawled my eyes out for 15 minutes.

I mean, a cup of tea on a mattress, that's going to leave a permanent stain. I think that is justified. That's tricky, yeah. That's tricky. That's a tough place to be. That's going to be damp for a long time. Yeah, that's going to be annoying. Oh, God forbid you have sugar in your tea.

That's Ant City. Alicia. Hello. See, it's like you should eat buttered chicken. It's not sweet. Yeah, eat buttered chicken. I'm drawn to it. Alicia, dumbest thing you cried over.

Hello, how are you? Great. Alicia's like, let's get to know each other first. Sorry, Alicia. Alicia, dumbest thing you cried over? Hello, how are you? Great. Alicia's like, let's get to know each other first. Sorry, Alicia. I'm well. And you? I'm very well, thank you. Good.

The dumbest thing I cried about was I didn't get pickles on my burger. You didn't get what? I missed it. Pickles. Pickles, yes. Especially when I asked for extra pickles and I got none. Oh, how do they do that? How do they do that?

Do you walk back in in tears, Alicia, being like, how could you do me like this? Well, I actually had pickles at home in a jar, so I ended up just putting them on it and my family couldn't believe that I got so upset. Nothing gets me worked up like food. Oh, yeah. So I get it, Alicia.

Particularly if I get it if you've asked for extra and you haven't got one. One. They're doing it to spite you then. That's just mean. Joe, good morning. Howdy, howdy. Howdy, howdy. Joe, what is the dumbest thing that set you off?

So I'm doing a big speech to amp up the boys at uni to come out and drink with me on a Tuesday. Yes. I'm very emotional and in a big group hug telling them, I love you boys. I just want good memories. Let's make the memories last. Wait, was this before you'd had any beers, Joe? Oh, no.

Me and a mate started pre-drinking. They were tanked by then. Let's make the memories now. Oh, I love that. We're going to live forever, boys. Come on. Katie, on 131060, dumbest or smallest reason that made you cry? Oh, guys, I cried everything.

But one really memorable thing that was so stupid was we were driving along and a car overtook me and the number plate, the letters on the number plate were the same initials as my three children. And I just, I couldn't stop it. My husband's like, are you joking? Oh, that's so funny. What? I don't even, why?

Just the sentimentality of it. Just love, man. Why not? Okay. Yes, I have no idea. I cried about the girl just before who had no pickles on a burger. Come on. You just sense it going.

Katie's got some feelings. Oh, going. Katie's got some feelings. Oh, Katie. Katie's got some feelings. She's a gentle soul. Oh, that's cute. Oh, that's nice. Wow. And let's wrap up with Ellie.

Ellie, good morning. Good morning. How are you? Yeah, good. Thanks, babe. I contemplated calling this segment, you know, Cry Babies Unite or Cry Babies Anonymous. Yeah.

But what's the smallest thing that's set off the waterworks for you? I've got two and they're related to the same child. Okay. So I have a nine-year-old and I was pregnant with his little brother and during dinner one night he flat out turned around and said to me that my arms were too flabby. So I started crying. And then the same goddamn child, I love him dearly, went to his grandmother's and he came back with a rotten attitude.

And I was getting frustrated. And I said, why are you acting like this man? And he flat out, straight face said, because the sun shines out of Pippi's ass and not yours. And what, you've burst into tears then and there? That's funny. No one will cut you down like your own flesh and blood. Jess and Ducco. Unfortunately, Jess has opened the floodgates now.

What'd you just get? About what? On the text line, 048881069. Yeah. A very, very clever, creative, kind rice cooker made an outfit for my one-year-old. Lemon print, this beautiful gingham that Babs was very keen on. So, Ashley, if you're listening, can you make one in Babs' size? She'll cry if she gets it.

But someone's just texted us. We always say, text the show. You don't need an invitation. Someone said, Jess, I think your daughter's shirt was on backwards yesterday. The bows go at the back. Excuse you. Are you actually the designer? I've just texted the designer being like.

I did think it was backwards too and said a shy guy. But then how would I know? I actually got a few DMs of people saying that. But she saw it. Ashley, the designer. Maybe she's just trying to be nice. Maybe she didn't know how to correct me. No, I think it's cute at the front.

I mean, maybe it is. I don't know. I don't think it matters. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I just love how someone's texting that in. When you're told to text the show any time. So I was like, yeah, yeah. But I just love how someone's texting that in. When you're told to text the show any time, someone's like, yeah, right? Your daughter can't wear shirts the right way around.

My thing is, you clearly saw it on my personal Instagram, but now you've texted the show. Love that. You said feedback. I did say feedback. Hang on. I'll keep you updated. Okay, good to know.

Let's play this. Say the same, say the same. The aim of a game is to say the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't realise I could sing that well. I know. You must have been really squeezing to get high. Since I've had this note surgery.

The idea is that after a 3, 2, 1 countdown, Ducco and I are just going to say a word each. Yep. The aim is to get to being the same word. Yeah. We're going to get to being the same word. Yeah. We're going to get in each other's heads, going to work together, taking step by step. We achieved it last week, albeit with a few more goes than necessarily was allowed. Five goes.

Did I tell you I played this with my wife the other day and she loved it? She came back and she's like, can we play the same game again? Oh, I love that. She wants to play with me at night time. And I'm like, come on, what are you, Jess? Leave me alone. Can she call me? Because I can't get Angus to play anything with me. Oh, you do that. She wants to play with me at night time. And I'm like, come on, what are you, Jess? Leave me alone. Can she call me? Because I can't get Angus to play anything with me.

Oh, you do. You and Morgan. I'm still asking him every night, Bananagrams? Bananagrams? He's like, I don't want to play freaking Bananagrams. I don't blame him on that. He's like, call Carly. She'll play.

I'm going to call Morgan. Okay, let's do it. Okay, are we good? Yep. All right, so shall I give us a time? We start off with a word. We've got to end up with the same. Yep.

Three, two, one. Ant. Ant. Oh. Backwards for the shirt for Luchia. Ant. I've got to end up with the same. Three, two, one. Ant. Ant. Oh. Backwards for the shirt for Lucia. Ant. I've got ant because ants have been hot. That's fair.

We've been talking about these things. Oh, now where do we go? Because backwards. Backwards. Backwards and ant. And ant. I mean, okay. Yeah, okay.

I've got you. Backwards ant. Three, two, one. Grasshopper. Okay. Okay. Okay. Where does grasshopper come into backwards ant? I tried to turn ant around and my brain went to grasshopper.

You know why? Because in the movie Ant, the baddies, i.e. backwards, are the grasshoppers. Yeah. I mean, okay. I see what you've been doing. Might have been a Bugs Life. Crap. I've got my movie.

I think it was Bugs Life with Hopper. It's also your voice by Kevin Spacey. Adds to the narrative. Forwards and grasshopper. Forwards and grasshopper. Crap. Forwards and grasshopper. I mean.

Three, two, one. Son. I don't know why I said son. I panicked. Yeah, see, mine made more sense. Yeah, jump, yeah. A grasshopper moving forward could be a... Sun and jump, okay. We can work with sun and jump.

Sun. Sun and jump. And jump. How many cracks? We've got two more attempts. We've got two more. Okay. Sun.

The sun. And jump. Which would be... Ooh. Three, two, one. Japan. Exercise. The rising sun.

I don't... Exercise. Exercise rising sun. Exercise. Exercise in Japan. Wait. Japan? Yes. Yeah? An exercise. Okay.

Come on. Here we go. Three, two, one. Karate. Oh, my God. So close. Japanese are sumos. Yes, but karate is also.

Karate sumo. Do you want to try one more? We're over the limit. Sure. One more. We'll go for six. Karate sumo. We're in the world.

Okay. Karate sumo. Three, two, one. Cobra Kai. I was just going to your show there. No, no, that's fair. I tried to umbrella it. Damn, I really thought we were going to get it with the last one.

So did I. I can't believe we even got in the realm that we did. I know. We got very close. We did. It takes you on weird and wonderful turns, this game. We got a lot. It always feels anticlimactic when we don't get it, you know?

It does. Like, when we got gold medal last week, I was riding that high up until this very moment, and now it's knocking me off my perch. People were hugging me in the streets. Oh, my. I've never had more high fives from strangers. Jess and Daco. We have five double passes to see Billie Eilish at Kudos Bank Arena.

At the end of the month, we've also got five hotel rooms. How perfect to do a COFOD, Call of Fame of the Day. Someone walks away. Who's contributed with this amazing prize. Yeah. Double possibility, Irish. Plus Park Royal, Darling Harbour. You stay there in Sydney, you'll get away to the vibrant heart of Australia's most iconic city.

Thank you to the contributors today. Absolutely unbelievable. Fantastic today. A lot of laughs, a lot of vulnerability shown. But earlier in the show, we were talking about Benson Boone, 22-year-old performing at the Grammys, but that's not what stole the headlines. What stole the headlines is he's wearing a sequence, like one jumpsuit, whatever you call it, and he had to re-scratch his package.

He had to violently rearrange. They must have gotten twisted up. I mean, he was flipping and dancing and doing a lot. Yeah. But he's come out and apologised on his social media. He's like, I just forgot where I was for a second. That every camera in the world was on me and it was going to go everywhere. Happens to everyone, you know.

So we thought on 131060, did you get caught scratching your beards? That's right. Readjusting, scratching. Yeah, whatever it may be. Just fiddling down there. Yeah. Kayla. That should have been it.

Did you get caught fiddling? Yep. Maybe tomorrow. We'll try again. Shotgun's calling. Anyway, sorry. Kayla called through. What did Kayla say? Yeah, what did Kayla say?

I was at a shop and I was scratching. I was itchy. I don't really care. I've got no shame. But my partner, on the other hand, she is not at all like me. And a lady looked at me and she turned around, and my partner turned around and she goes, oh, my God, Kayla, what is wrong with you?

And I was like, you know what? If the boys can do it in public, the ladies can do it in the public. And the lady next to me goes, girl, scratch it, scratch it good. And I was like, I am, and I'm going to. I am, and I'm going to go to Billie Eilish, says Kayla. She's screaming too loud. The phone's cut out. Kayla, congratulations.

You go to Billie. I can't. My partner is going to love this shit out of you guys. Wow. Well, that's what we do it for, Kayla. Don't thank us. Thank you, bitch, for scratching. Oh, my God.

I love you guys so much. I don't listen to anyone else. Oh, that's what I like to hear, Kayla. And we love you, Kayla. We're so appreciative for you being a part of our little world. Our little team. And for sharing that story. I thought you were going to say, like, this Karen turned around and, you know,

told you off for scratching your beards. But you found a like-minded lady. Individual. Yep. Oh, my God. If it was a Karen, I would have lifted my dress and said, get it in ya. And then my partner would have asked out. Yeah, yeah.

And then your partner would have left. I'm glad it went the way it did go. Get it in ya. Now you get to go see Billie Eilish, girlfriend. Have a great time. Thank you so much. Enjoy it. Enjoy it.

Tell your partner we said good luck and pre-scratch before Billie maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The girl's scratching out of the way. Yeah. Oh, what a show team. Oh. Another one in the books. That's a lot for the history books.

Oh, it's a good one. It's a good one. Yeah, we started strong with Babs talking about cruisers and, you know. And being nude on said cruisers. Yes, yes, yes. Something she's very personally passionate about. A bit about Babs, eh? She's actually advocating for all cruisers to be nude cruisers.

Yeah, she is. I saw her change.org petition. I signed it. Did you? Yeah, it's got three signatures. You shy guy and Babs. I can't believe Grandpa and Grandma Brian haven't gotten around it yet. I know.

I thought they'd be all for it. I know. We also learned that Babs cries of an afternoon when she's bored. So stay sane today, Babs. She's gotten advice from some rice cookers. Hey, go find something to do. What are you going to do this summer? Don't just sit at home crying.

I actually don't know. Oh, God. My house do. What are you going to do this summer? Don't just sit at home crying. I actually don't know. Oh, God. My house is a tip. You want to come clean my house? Will you pay me? Yeah. What's your rate? Will you pay me?

What's your rate? Go high, babes. $100 an hour? Jesus. Go high, yeah. She'll pay it. No, would I? I don't want to mope.

Hey, we're out of here, though. Tomorrow's Thursday, which means... Blog, baby! It's Babs' blog. Blogger. Blogger. With a G. And what else have we got on Thursday?

Wordy Oaky. Wordy Oaky. Oh, yeah, look at you flying. I saw the email. That's his end of year. No, no, the email about what day we play what. We've also got more tickets. Your second last chance to win Billie Eilish tickets.

Oh, my God. You're right. Plus our box for $10,000, $630,000 and $8,000. Yep, yep. Maybe a chance to win a fridge magnet. If you heard the show today, you missed it. My wife threw out the fridge magnet. I can't believe it. Have you taken your bins out yet?

Yeah, they're gone. They're done. I didn't realise. Bins go out on the Sunday. Crap. And then I found out yesterday. Shy Guy did make a great point. There is a rogue fridge magnet in a tip somewhere.

There's Garbos all around now. That's right, rifling through. I can't believe it. You don't have to just go to a tip and dig around, though. I don't think it's safe. Absolutely not. I don't know. I've never tried it.

I would ask first. I don't think it's safe. No, actually, just try it. You filmed the other day your wife piffing a stool. I would hate to be underneath trying to look for a magnet clonked on the head from a stool. I don't think you can stop every car on the way in too. Nah, no. Do you want to contribute that back?

You have to. I said, have you not seen Toy Story? Of course, another factual movie we should live our lives on. I'm surprised Jess hasn't. Hey man, you would have cried so hard. That is a terrifying scene where they're all being slowly sifted into the incinerator. It's surprised Jess hasn't. You would have cried so hard. That is a terrifying scene where they're all being slowly sifted into the incinerator.

Yeah, it's like fire and stuff. It's crazy. Sorry, Jess. That's just far too niche. It's not fair that it is pre-done with Jess. I know. It's mainly you. It's 90% of you.

90% it's mainly me, but that time was bad. Pardon me for contributing. It falls under the Jess umbrella. We are out here. If you missed any of the show, grab it. Grab the podcast listener. Oh, for an exclusive rendition of the Oompa Loompa song,

get the podcast. So that won't be on there. That'll definitely not be on there. How not to an Alphabox with Jess. You brought up, again, you bring up Augusta's gloop, but I cop shit. It's not fair. It's because I sung one line.

You sung seven. I know, we're going to have to pay our royalty now. All righty. Have the best rest of your Wednesday. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye-bye. Bye. Yes.

The lady next to me goes, girl, scratch it. Scratch it good. And I was like, I am. And I'm going to. Jess and Ducko. That was the Jess and Ducko podcast. Macca's McOz range and new Veggie Mike McShaker fries are for a limited time. So, Macca's run.