Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Don't dox me

Episode Date: May 26, 2025

Ducko injured himself at the gym, we get your best ship horn sounds and Mr ACA himself Chris Allen calls in to judge Jess & Duckos newsreading skills!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Macca's new Tennessee BBQ range, now touring for a limited time. Jess and Dago! This is the Jess and Dago podcast. Welcome to the podcast everyone. What a show. It was a good fun show actually. Good energy. Don't you feel Mondays can go either way?

Oh yeah. You know, depending how depleted, deflated. Depends which shy guy shows up, you know. You couldn't agree more. Ah, I put Babs in that too. Yeah, actually. Depending how these two roll in, you and I, I think can always be trusted to bring a certain calibre of energy. These two,

what we are though is professionals. These two, from Babs's mouth herself, shy guy, does it really matter? Yeah, that threw me off. I was saying I would say. I had a brain bleed. Does it really matter? Does it really matter is not a that threw me off. I was saying, I would say. I had a brain bleed. Does it really matter? Does it really matter? It's not a great indictment of the industry. Sorry. What do you expect? I was a receptionist, guys.

Which is why you should be good at sussing calls. I had faith in the people that were calling. I can't lie. They confidently said, I want to challenge Jess to do a better ship horn. I said, okay, go across Emma. I'll do it then. No, your justification, that's all valid. The phrase phrase doesn't really matter. I had a brain bleed. As soon as I came out of my mouth I was like you're a bitch. What's happened? You'll hear that later in the show

that we're getting people to call and do ship horns. Yeah sensation and then tomorrow obviously the natural extension. What sound effect can you make? What sound effect can you make? Give me sound effects my button bar. That's right. Yeah. That's right. Cause then you'll forever be known as Glen the ship horn. Yes. When we play the ship horn. Yeah.

Do I play now or do I let him hear it in the show? Oh, you can let him hear it in the show. Yeah. What a great little tease. Um, but yeah, that was a lot of fun. Are there any categories that are lacking for you, Ducko? This is a hard question on the spot, but is there anything you would like to see tomorrow? Ah, animals?

Animals. We love, we need a nice bank of animals. A good dog bark would be fun. anything you would like to see tomorrow? Ah... Animals? Animals, we need a nice bank of animals. A good dog bark would be fun. Yeah, I love a bird. You know you've got my cat, this is my cat. Meow! See, that'd be tough to beat. You can't beat that, and you can't beat the train.

Beep! Beep! Well, can someone do that with their mouth? Oh, that's so true. I'd love to hear that Serena doing train with mouth. Yeah, that's so true. And you can't beat your Michael Jackson. Here I am blanket. Well.

That's gone. Can someone do that? You know? Can someone, oh another celebrity, can someone give us a John Malkovich? Who? For how much he comes up on the show. Who was that? Oh.

You know, being John Malkovich, the bald guy. Yeah. What else has he been in? Oh, this is going to be Red. You know, with Bruce Willis and Helen Mirren. No. I haven't seen him. No. What else is John Malk been in? Oh, this is going to be Red, you know, with Bruce Willis and Helen Mirren. No, no. I haven't seen him. No. What else is John Malkovich in? Being John Malkovich. Being John. Isn't that a great film? Such a good actor. He's in the TV show with Steve Carell about space recently. Oh, I like that one. Didn't get reviewed for a second. That's

it? Yeah. He's the ball guy in that who's like, where's the bow ties? Oh yeah, I've seen it. Yeah, I know who he is. He was in American Drag. He's also in Johnny English. Johnny English. Wow, what a diverse career. He does have a wide range. And he's just got a very specific voice, don't you reckon? Hang one to Madagascar.

Well, of course. Angelina Jolie's dad. Angelina Jolie's dad. John Voight. John Voight. He has a specific voice. He does have a specific voice. And what's the other one? Walken. Oh, Christopher,'s the other one? Walken.

Oh, Christopher, that's what I'm thinking. Is that who you're thinking of? Is that Angelina Jolie? No, John Voight is Angelina Jolie. Oh, my apologies. It was the last time you watched Lara Croft. Oh, I'm a long-time creator. Yeah, John Voight's in that for a hot sec.

Christopher Walken, he's even in Succession. He's fantastic. Christopher Walken. It's the farts of the house now. Because there's a shy guy who's doing the radio. We've got to make the show go on. That's not bad! I've been perfecting that one.

That's not bad at all. Alright, well celebrity impression. Yeah. Animal. Love some birds in there. Voices. We'll put that on Instagram now. Okay.

And then more transport maybe. So like party tricks. I'd like to hear a bus horn. What's a bus for? Yeah, that could be too. Just a beep beep. We can't just keep asking for horns. Nah, nah.

Oh, or do we? I wish my friend, ship, bus, car. Uh, and Christopher Walker. Christopher. I've got, I've got a friend who can quiff on cue. Should I get her to call you? Queen LaQueefa. Queen LaQueefa.

Uh, why? When we have Babs? So true. Babs, go! Let me put the mic down. Oh, jeez! I just punched her in the tit! Oh, I'm so sorry.

Don't call H.I.R. Babs, mate, mate. It was an accident. Here's Babs' Queef. Ah! Ah! God. Remember that show Trap Door?

Yes. What? Don't go down there! It's Trap Door! Ah! That's what I imagined. That's a kid show of a there. It's a trap door. That's what I imagined. That's a kid show of a real kid so I'd imagine you'd say that. Yeah. Probably isn't on anything now. How are you feeling now that you're 23 years of age? 24. Fuck me you're getting old. How are you feeling? Fine. Do you know what I've noticed the

past, oh it must have been maybe week or so that you've turned 24? Yeah. All these dad clothes you're wearing. No, no. You're dipping more as surfy. You're going more like that. Well, Shaggy looked at me this morning and just like gave me the eyes on my shirt and I said, don't.

I try to think of a comment. Yeah. I said, don't comment. It's very dad. No, it's very Sandlot Kids era of like rocking wearing that. Yes. You little rascals.

Yeah, we're rascals. You've got some new clothes guys. You're going for a vibe though. We couldn't pull off your vibe. Absolutely not. Yeah. I'm trying. Is it like, it's very coasty.

Is it? Yeah, I think so. But you're probably the only one in this team that's actually from here and been here. Can you surf? No. Oh, so it fits this vibe. I have when I was younger,

but then I got dumped and it made me vomit and I... Like dumped by someone and then you headed the ocean? No. Like as in like... I was like, you got dumped by a surf instructor? What the... No. Like by the waves. Oh yeah.

And it was in Bali and my bum like got gravelly because the sand's harsh and then I just never surfed again. A gravelly bum will turn you off surfing. I went surfing in Kuda in Bali once, like the dirtiest beach ever. There was a syringe floating around. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Gross. Tourists have just ruined that country.

Destroyed it. Oh my God. But your bum, gravelly or not gravelly? No, bum was fine actually. Oh, that's good to know. Bum was fine. No wonder you got back up on the board. You know?

I always get back on the board. It didn't turn you off, whereas Babs, one gravelly bum, see you later. Yep. Anyway, you enjoy the show? Yes. And if you have a sound effect, you've got 24 hours to perfect it. Yeah. Or maybe 22. We could get some really cool stuff here.

I think so. We could get some absolute trash. We could get more pranks if Babs thinks it doesn't matter and doesn't check on firsts. Sorry. because if Babs thinks it doesn't matter and doesn't check her first. I'm sorry! Ah-ha! Check it out, turn it up, turn it up! Jess and Ducko in the morning. There's only one show to wake up with. Jess and Ducko! The only pop show I listen to.

The rest are rubbish. Broadcasting live. Turn it up, turn it up, all I want is to do is turn it up, turn it up, it's about to go off Yes! Big news in the world! What's that? It's official! Yes!

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Hey, new week team, let's get naughty. I would love to. All right. Oh, I left it at my desk, Ducco. What is it? I have a naughty gift for you. Oh, okay. Well, you decide, you decide if it's naughty, what you think of it. If you want it. My husband got some skincare this week and he was unboxing

and he went, give this to Ducco for me. I went, what? Did you get a sandflask? It was a stubby holder for the shower. So waterproof. And he went, my guy. That's literally what it says on the packaging. He goes, I don't want this. Who would want it without missing a beat? He goes, give this to the duck man. That's one of the great compliments.

What? When has Ducko ever talked about sinking piss in the shower? Shower beers up there. I think it's been voted top five beers, shower beers. Is this a conversation you've had with Gussie? No, no, never, but he obviously knows the player. He, amen. A little pre-drink shower beer.

So you just sang Naughty Jared, because I brought something for your daughter. Oh yeah. I messaged your wife about a little onesie. Oh yeah, she did show me that. Did she show you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I just realised, oh, I can bring them into the studio. Great, I got shower beers. But shower beers. That's so good. I'm looking my, yeah, yeah. And I just realised, oh, I didn't bring them into the studio. Great.

I got shower beers. But shower beers? That's so good. I'm looking my daughter to the present. And a little winter onesie for Flo. I had Flo on. Naughty, baby, naughty. Because I think the top beers were voted post-Doing the Lawn beer, post-Work beer, Friday Arvo

first knockoff beer. Okay. Shower beer, I believe. Shower beer top five. Yeah. I can't think of anything worse than having a glass of wine. Yeah, wine in the shower. In the shower, granted, not a beer drinker.

Cause an open vessel just feels like you're asking for splashing. That's great, there's a stubby cool so it can stay cold. But yeah, do you like your showers piping hot? Yeah. Nice and steamy. Yeah, I do. So it could alter the temp of your beverage. Well, you now have a skin, a rubber, it's like wet suit material.

Oh, fantastic! So there you go, let's get naughty. Let's get weird. In tonight's shower. A little pre-drink. I haven't had a shower beer in a hot minute, I will be honest. Okay, well, you know why? Because you haven't had the appropriate...

I haven't had the kit. Stubby holder. Exactly. Have you ever showered beer, Chyga? No. Have you showered anything, any beverage? We don't, you don't really beer, so... Have you showered 7, Chyga? No. Have you showered anything, any beverage? You don't really beer. Have you showered 7Up?

There you go. No I haven't. Have you showered Coca-Cola? No. Okay. I have not. Were you a Coke Zero boy? No.

He's full sugar baby. He's crazy. I can't taste the difference. When we did the Body and Blood of Christ. Yeah. I said Sprite. You said Sprite. Just to mix it up.

One of the rogue answers. Yeah. What was... I said sprite. You said sprite. Just to mix it up. One of the rogue answers. Yeah. Babs would have had a shower beer. Oh maybe Duck... uh, Ducko, maybe Angus should have offered to Babs the shower stubby cooler. Would you have enjoyed that Babs? Yeah, I mean I've had a shower coffee but I don't know if I've had a shower beer. What? You've had a shower coffee? Yeah, sometimes if I don't finish them in time I just drink it in the shower. In a mug or in a keep cup? In a mug. I would've thought a keep cup makes kind of sense, but in a mug, it's so open. Because you're minimising how much water can splash in in a keep cup. But an open mug, that is a large mouth.

Yeah. So you're just making your coffee at home, bringing it into the shower, just sipping it, putting it down, then doing your hair. Do you put it in the shower caddy where your lotions and potions are, or is it off to the side? Where do you put it? I just hold it and put my back to the water. Is this in the mornings before you come to work? No, before I come to work. I used to do it before uni and stuff. So you're

washing your bits with one hand, sipping with the other hand? Yeah, time management. Time management? Two birds, one stone. That's interesting. I would like to know the weirdest thing people have done in the shower. Yeah. What know, what can you take in the shower? How do you eat the sandwich? I used to have big, big arguments with an old co-host because he would have full meals in the bath. Oh no. But he's like, but I like being in the bath and he could set the tray table up.

Shower is another level though. Yeah, that's weird. Because you're upright and you need both hands to wash. Surely you could eat like a Subway six inch of the shower. But droppy. Oh very droppy. You know what I mean? If you don't have good grip strength that meatball is plopping out the bottom. And you need great trays because even like sometimes the water will splash back onto where my you know utensils are. Absolutely. Yeah utensils I made it sound like a crime scene.

My shower influence. Absolutely. Yeah. Are you taking a full burrito into the shower? Babs would do that. Babs would do that. Yeah. Oh you know why she has her coffee in the shower? Because then she gets the motion going and then she can go straight to the toilet. Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Waffle stomp, you mean? Oh, have you ever waffle stomped Babs? Yuck, no.

Okay. We're denying that. Hey, when the moon strikes, it's not like you're going to turn the tabs off, go to the toilet, come back in. Ever waffle stomped, is it a hostile? When sometimes when you got it. Nah, I'm joking. I've never actually waffle stomped. I've never done it. At least you're wearing your thongs.

Nah, I was barefoot. Stop it. Tinier for me. Living on the edge. Tinier for me and whatever disease for the next guy. Yeah, a few sins on your foot for you. Hand, foot and mouth for you. Hey, we've got a big show.

We've got an Alphabucks, your chance at 10K. We have Katy Perry tickets on the show. That's right. We are playing the one second song game after seven. Your chance to see Katy plus will give you accommodation. Yes. How good's that? That's fantastic.

Let's have a just up seven. My dad's on the show after that. It's been too long. It has. I feel like Babs' dad has been the superstar in recent weeks. Absolutely. With all his aircon contributions. Dad was here and was going, get me back on son.

Get me back on. I want in the big leagues kids. I love that Chris Allen, former, current affair. Yeah. Journalist. Journal, if that's what you want to call it. Did he win any awards whilst he was there? Yeah, he won some awards, Queensland Awards and National Awards.

Of course he would have. Chappelle Corby Barley covered all that. Oh my god, was he over in Barley for all that? Rondar and Coutuite, he covered that. Oh my god, this is a guy breaking the big stories. Oh yeah. You have to ask him his stats, how many hoses got turned on you,

how many swings were taken at your head. How many doors got slammed in his face. Love to hear that. So he's gonna judge our journalist voices that we did on Friday, so we'll do it for him, and then he's gonna show us his journalist voice, cause it is, honestly, I don't know my dad when he turns that on in public. You'd just be going, wait a minute, what flick did you just switch?

Oh, it's weird. So, so strange. So that's all happening and we've got tickets to the Women's State of Origin Game 3, a first day night in Newcastle. It's a Kofod! It's a Kofod! Double passes every day, so get involved any chance you can. Up next, Ducco, there is, we've both got a little bit of air

travel coming up. Unfortunately there is some grim news out of the aeroplane world. We're cost cutting baby and passengers are going to be affected. Prepare to stand for your next flight. You heard correct. We're standing up. Yep. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Hey, Ducko, take us to Italy, please. If that's not a... Oh, yes. Let me, uh, let me find my Italian music. Thank you. I'm sorry to say, and this might be the first time these words leave my mouth. I'm not on board with what the Italians are trying to do here, okay? Oh no! A low-cost airline. The Sky Rider 2.0.

Oh yeah. Dreamed up by an Italian outfit called Avio Interiors. So they must be the design firm that have been hired by the airline. Say it like you say prosciutto. Come on. Ah, bio-interiors. Ah, there we go. Now I know. They are trying to get more people on each plane because more people means more

profit for the airline, obviously. Now you might have been on a plane recently and not been very tall like me and gone, my knees are hitting the back of this chair. How does anyone over 5'11 do this? Yeah, I mean I've never really had that issue but god. Shaggo, do you get in trouble when you get on a plane? Now you're a bit tall. With your long legs? Yeah. It's a struggle.

Yeah. It's getting worse and worse and we know that obviously things are getting more expensive and stringflation is affecting everything. Usually just put an exit road. Yeah. Smart. Fixes that problem. Well these people are trying to cram more, up to 20% more passengers on each plane

but they're like there's nowhere to go with seats anymore we've made them as skinny and as squished as we possibly can. How do we make a person take up less space in the cabin of a plane? Oh I know let's make them stand. So what they've invented is look they're calling it a seat duck oh yeah but the actual bottom the actual seat part of it is only about half the width so think almost a bicycle seat yeah but turned on its side so you can perch your butt. It's like a leaning seat on a bus. Great analogy so they're basically saying you are upright you're at a 45 degree angle there is

somewhere for you to perch a little but you're really putting a lot of weight on your legs and core muscles and in their press release they've said think of it as a mini workout. Oh yeah. Now granted we live in a very large nation so going anywhere to anywhere minimum an hour. Imagine you're going to Perth and you've got four hours on that. Forget about it I don't have the quad strength because in Europe you could probably go country to country you're on the plane for less than 50 minutes sometimes. And if I was backpacking around Europe, if I was like 18 to 23, 24, I'd do it. The rumours suggest you could grab a one-way ticket

for as little, Ducco, as one euro. Babsbury kindly has done the currency conversion. Two Australian dollars. One euro, they're not making any money out of that. Surely they'd put the cattle in there for a little bit more. For one euro you might be able to get your standing spot, Ducco. But if you want to breathe on that plane, they'll probably charge you. If you want to water, they'll probably charge you.

You clap with that pilot lance just because you're safe. You're bringing a bag on, that's a hundred euros. Oh, that's how they get you. Something like that. You still wear a seatbelt. You do, you still wear a seatbelt. If that plane crashes, everyone in that standing plane is gone. Forget about it.

It says no free-falling mid-turbulence, but you're right. You're basically like on the bus where you're holding one from the ceiling and you'd have something around your waist as well. I could not imagine doing it now, but at the same time, this would sell. Could you imagine being the people sitting down looking at the people standing up? These are the people standing up looking at you. I thought we'd reached a low level of air travel when they were selling the seats like the air the cabin crew sit on so you're Facing the rest of the plane so your knees are knocking each other. Yeah, like a train carriage

Yeah, I thought that was the lowest. That was the lowest. Nah now we we're standing up. Standing for the six. But hey, to get to Paris for three euro, maybe you'd consider it. If you're over there, you may as well try. If the mood strikes, yeah. Jess and Ducco. I've got an injury. What have you done? I wanna tell you the extent I went to

to get to the gym on Saturday and what it's like to be a father and try and make that happen, because. Set the scene for me, baby. Oh, so Flo had been up all night Friday and I, we were taking shifts like more than feed her than I'd get up and try and like get her to sleep. And she'd been really good until I had one of those nights. And I really wanted to make the gym class on Saturday morning.

And I was like prioritizing term at the gym class. And basically it's like, yeah, you can go all things permitted pending on what happens. Absolutely. Priorities. Priorities. I've been training as, as frequently,, depending on what happens. Absolutely. Priorities. Priorities. I haven't been training as, as frequently, like because of the child. I've noticed.

Yeah. Well, I've still been exercising. It's just like running, not doing weights. Pudgy. Pudges, yes. So I've done a lot of running, my legs are sore. I was up at about 4.30 with Flo till about 5.30 and the gym class was coming up and I, I went over to Morgan and I was like, can I go to the gym?

You've got her settled. Got her settled. Yeah, she's down. Okay. I didn't know how long she was going to be down for, but she was down. That was not my problem. I was like, if I'm out that door, I'm out that door. The last one to put her down.

Call me, of course, call me. Yeah. I'll be here if you need. Touch her last. I got my Apple watch. I just died. Oopsie. Can't call me.

So I go, can't go to the gym. Morgan's like, I suppose. Yeah. All right. So I got, I did go, can't go to the gym. Morgan's like, I suppose. Yeah. All right. So I got, I did like last minute leg it to the gym. Nope. No stretch.

No preamble. Whatever. I'm that like, she's, she's like said to me, but I need you this weekend. My parents are coming. The grandparents are coming. You need to do the lawn. Things need to get done. We've got house admin.

Absolutely. Don't empty the empty the fuel tank. You know what I mean? Go to the gym. Obviously you get too hard. Whatever. Just because you're thinking I might not get here till next Saturday. So I best make the most. This is how you know, you're getting old when you're at a gym class on a Saturday

in teams and I go to lift a sandbag. As in you've injured yourself. Lower back. I just jacked it up. You've got to live with your legs. I wasn't conditioned for what we were doing. Ah, damn, my lower back's gone. Everyone's like, what's wrong here?

But I was like, ah. The only way that you've been picking up and down, up and down, what's flow? 3.5 these days? Just bending over, not even using the legs. But it was also like what I'd be doing a lot of running, the legs were sore. There was a lot of low back movement. It just jacked up. In and out of the bassinet, that's not the same.

And I was trying, I was like, I can't tell Morgan I put my back. And it was like to the point where lower backs are a funny one, where you can move around when you're up and running, but it's like bending over and sitting and getting out of a seat. Of course. Very functional movements. Yeah, yeah. So I'm like getting up and I'm just standing and Morgan's like, what are you doing?

I'm like, I'm fine. And then every time I'm trying to sit down, I'm like trying to like, like angle onto a seat and just slowly hover. We call Babs the scarecrow. So I'm going to be the Tin Man. I'm just going to keep my posture really upright. I'm really tall. I just want to stand.

Have you told her or? Yeah, she knew pretty quickly when I couldn't, when I couldn't do things like vacuum and whatnot. And she's like, you've hurt yourself haven't you? I was like, I just hurt my back. It's not a bad one. It'll be okay. Don't worry. I'll still do the laundry. It's okay. I know the lawn. The lawn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So I did do the lawn yesterday. I had to just do it. You can be upright. Just pushing the lawn mower. It was fine. Good job. Just couldn't rake or sweep. Oh no. You know, it was one of those. Lauren's time to start chipping in. I know. I know. The extent you go to get to the gym, I was like, oh this is it, it's happening. It's happening, your body's giving up on you. Everyone warned me about this. Next time you sneeze, I'd watch you don't blow something out as well. Truly.

Welcome to the club, brother. I can't sit down for too long today, my lower back is just that sore. Do you want Shy Guy to get in there with an elbow? Would that help? Would you have one of those mass an elbow? I would be very nice I do have a gun we had the gun on it for a bit. Yeah, I'm gonna go see nothing quite like manual labor though So I love your fingers right on there. My hands have got things to do over here. Oh, okay. Alright. Email, email, email Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10k alpha bucks on Hit's Alpha Bucks.

You got 30 seconds, 10 questions, all started with the same letter. Have to take your first answer, you can't use the same answer twice. If you're unsure of the question, say pass. We'll come back to you if there's time. We're playing for $10,000 our player today. Well, well, well, we are in royalty. Oh my god! My goodness, it's been a while.

Aunty Licky, good morning. Good morning. Aunty Licky, how the hell have you been? Oh, I've been great. I've just finished a night shift, so let's hope my mind is sharp, unlike my body. Okay, we don't need your body for this game, Licky. We just need that old brain in between your ears.

Yes. What would you spend $10,000 on? If my memory serves, last time we had you on, you wanted to take your beautiful partner a hot air ballooning? Yes. Did you end up doing that? We went twice and both times it was flooded out.

Oh my god. And I, we're flooded again, I've been taking the boat and the truck and whatever else we could get to work for the last four days. Oh my god, of course. Thinking of you guys. Yes, absolutely. Alright, so the ten grand going towards what, some home stuff maybe and then a nice date experience maybe.

I know, I need to get my daughter a little second hand car and then we'll try for a holiday with my partner. Alright. Okay, alright, but the hot air ballooning's done. We're done. Look at that's off the car now. That's the universe going, you're not going, Licky. Alright, but the hot air ballooning's done. We're done. That's off the cards now. That's the universe going. You're not going, Licky.

It's not meant to be. Alright. That's it. Alright, well the one thing that stands between you and getting your daughter some new wheels, back end of the alphabet for you, Lick, it's why. Oh, of course it is. Of course it is.

Alright, hey, you love adversity, aren't you, Licky? You do. You love... You're the kind of person steps up when it's required. Oh yeah. Are you ready to rock? Yes. All right.

Let's do it. Your time will start after the first question. Let's go, Licky. Starting with the letter Y. We need you to name a food. Food. Lost that straight away. Note pass.

A board game. Um, what's. No, pass. A board game. Um...what's... No, pass. A TV show. Oh god, this is hard. Pass. An animal. Pass again. Oh no, a hobby.

Yoga. A brand. East-Saint Laurent. Yeah, a country. Yugoslavia. An occupation. A big pardon? An occupation. That's right, the buzz has gone. The buzz has gone. We came home with a bit of a wet sail. We got three, yes! I thought four, so I did worse than I thought. Can I give you one piece of advice, and I do this Aunty Licky but we love you and we hold you in very high esteem. Don't chat during the quiz, you don't have time.

You don't have time. Just fast. Okay. Licky is trying to work out some food. Oh jeez, I don't know. We don't have time. It could have been yoga. Thinking out loud.

Yeah, thinking out loud. Yeah, or Shy Guy's favourite Yorkshire pudding. A board game could have been Yahtzee. A TV show. That's what I was could have been Yahtzee a TV show Yahtzee, I could tell you're on that a TV show Yellowstone and Animal the Humble Yak Oh your favorite the Yabby. The Yabby. I do love a good Yabby You don't have to think of the Yabby with Animal but an occupation There's plenty you could have been a youth worker a yoga instructor off the back of your hobby

Look, you don't go away empty-handed You'll love this, Auntie Likki. You've got 100 bucks to spend online at Trady Underwear. Excellent. Thank you so much. Thank you. You can kid out the whole family. Yep. Thank you. Keep safe out there, Likki. Great to chat.

Have a great day. Bye. You too, babe. It's always good. What a delight. She won our Call of Fame of the Year. That's right. A year ago? I think it was last year. Yes. Yes, you're right. It was last year. Last year, Call of Fame of the Year. That's right. A year ago? I think it was last year.

Yes, yes you're right, it was last year. Yeah, yeah, yeah, last year, Call of Fame of the Year. And I don't think, I've not seen her name since. No, she's never called me since. So I thought, oh she's won our Call of Fame and chipped off. No, no. Nah, she's been there. She's there.

She's waiting for the opportunity. Love Aunty Licky. Oh, we love Aunty Licky. Uh, hey Ducco, what we don't love is Americans coming here and then criticizing the way we do things. Not our house. One American expert has gone viral on the Tiki Toki having a go at something she's noticed lots of Aussies do. I'm going to play you her audio. I'm going to track her.

Jess and Ducko. Right now, Ducko. I mean, it's very easy to go viral, I think, in this day and age. All you need to do is rage bait. Put something on the internet you know is going to get people fired up. Whether or not you truly believe in it is beside the point. An American expert, her name's Grace Harris. Now, this could be confusing, Ducko. She is American, but she's living here in Australia. So do you need to bring us here to Oz? Okay, maybe I do.

Maybe. So hold on, let me just... Thank you. Good to be back. Feels better. We're on home shore. Now, Grace Harris, not to be confused with the Australian cricketer, this is an American chick who's living here and thinks she can just comment on the way we do things.

Her video talking about, I've been in Australia now for this many months and the things I've noticed. Everyone goes barefoot. Ah, Crimea River, Grace. Okay, that's what we do. Ah, Crimea River. Yeah, we say, yeah, nah. Yeah, yeah, nah, yeah.

We do. Everyone really, well, everyone besides Australians gets really discombobulated with the yeah, nah, nah, yeah. It's not that hard to comprehend. It would be pretty confusing. Because I'm obviously saying like, yeah, nah, do that. Is it a yes or is it a no? Wait, what? Nah, yeah. It's not that hard to comprehend. It would be pretty confusing. Cause I'm obviously say like, yeah, nah, do that. Well, is it a yes or is it a no? Nah, yeah, nah.

Okay. What are you on Grace's side now? Hang on a minute. She's got an issue how we turn everything into a nickname. You know, you can't, your name can't just be Jess. It has to be, oh, Jess-o. Jess-o, duck-o. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't know, I want to everything. She's got an issue with both driving and walking on the left-hand side. Hey, this is just the way we do things, Graves. Yeah. I don't know. I want to everything. She's got an issue with both driving and walking on the left hand side. Hey, this is just the way we do things, Grace. Yeah. But the one that has most people in her comments fired up is an issue she has with the way we talk about our own parents. Let me let Grace explain her issue. I'm talking to somebody and they're referring to their dad.

You would think they would say my dad, right? Dad dad took me to the store dad dropped me out what do you mean dad is your dad babe listen to my dad who's your daddy don't eat while you're talking on a video that's that is so annoying this is coming from me who has once or twice been mid toast on it. I agree. It sounds awful. Her issue, ducko, is that we don't say my dad and we'll just in telling a story go, so dad then came and picked me up from the party. She thinks we need to specify my dad.

Whose dad would you be talking about other than your own? All the comments are like, sis, if I'm telling a story, I'm obviously not referring to your dad having picked me up from the party. It's so strange. I remember, and it's funny, we have Katy Perry tickets coming up. I remember seeing an interview with Katy Perry where she's talking about Australianisms that she didn't quite understand. She goes, in the States, we'll ask, how you doing?

Because I'm asking in this moment, how are you, my friend? Whereas Aussies will'll ask, how you doing? Because I'm asking in this moment, how are you my friend? Whereas Aussies will always say, how you going? I don't know how I'm going, going to be in the future. Australians are just marching to the beat of their own drum when it comes to language. So it's another American who doesn't quite understand. This is just the way we do things. And-

They can't understand, Americans really struggle with sarcasm and they really struggle with our humor like it's completely speaking another language to them truly we're both speaking English obviously but just by dropping my yeah she's got confusion whether I'm talking about my dad or her dad in a story I've never met your dad grace I'm obviously talking about my dad you know what Americans call friends or mates they call them buddies my buddy yeah I'm seeing a few buddies buddy feels very condescending

It just feels lame. Yeah, see if you buddies come on I have one mate who's not American who calls me bud. Oh, I think bud to me is what champ is like to you I find it condescending interesting. But now think about that every time you use chance. I won't, but I'm just saying. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko's deck out your darts. You wanna know what I got going on down there. Good friends of the show, Trady Underwear. Love Trady. They said, Jess and Ducko, we're on a mission.

We know too many people out there have not updated the underwear drawer in a long time. People have their favourites, their comfiests, of Yep. But we here in the underwear game want to make sure we can deck out as many underwear drawers as possible. Keep their packages comfy. Keep their packages comfy. Refresh the undies where possible. So we put the call out, do you own the worst pair of Dax? Yeah. The holiest, the grottiest, the most faded. You just won't throw them faded you refuse to get rid of them Had many fantastic entries duck. Oh some horrifying ones. My eyes can never unsee absolutely over the weekend

We would order down to a top four. Yeah, put it out to the rice cookers for a vote people getting involved Yeah on Jess and duck on Instagram or online and you had to send us a photo of said hole undie. That's right That's right. And it's um, it's come down to this, Ducco. Yeah. On our Instagram story, obviously, the voting has now closed. A pair of Dax belonging to a gentleman named Steve. Now, Steve feels like he'd never give away undies. Steve's Dax happened to be a pair of tradies.

Now, you couldn't write this if you tried. The people have just voted. Unfortunately, the actual, I guess, area that should cover the buttocks on Steve's undies have pulled away from the waistband, so they are only attached by a piece at the base of his back. It looks like he's wearing a jock strap.

It looks like he's wearing a G. And tradie did not design their undies to be like that. He's holding onto it because he loves them that much. Absolutely. It's tugging up the cheeks. But by an overwhelming vote, Steve has taken it out, voted the worst pair of Dax. Yes. Upon investigation, Steve did not enter himself though.

Steve's wife entered him. Obviously, she was sick of seeing the G-string. Steve was actually kind of enjoying it. Like, honey, it feels kind of good. So we go now to Rachel good morning Rach partner of Steve. Hello how you going? We're better than Steve's undies. Tell you that much Rach. How long has your partner been hanging on to these awful awful undies? Mate he's still got them at At least five years or more. Couldn't tell you.

It's gonna be more, because they are so holy. That's right. What's he doing to them that they are so worn out? He loves them like that. He said, the more worn in the better. Air flow for the nuts and bolts. And he just will not part with them at all. There's a lot of air getting through that.

It says your partner, Steve, is a diesel mechanic. He's getting down and dirty and sweaty and those things. Every day. Yeah. Well, Rach, because of your submission and the Rice Cookers votes, he has won. Deck out your dacks. We're going to deck out that on the Reds' wall.

And look, Trady haven't even said he has to throw those olive ones out. He can keep them. Of course. He'll use them at the rag in his garage. He'll probably sleep in them or something. Absolutely. He will. Oh in them or something. Absolutely. He will.

Oh thank you so much. Because Rachel entered maybe Trady will sling her a couple of, you know, they should have some stuff as well. Why not? Well they as far as they sorted for the next 10 years, that's great. You just slowly seep it out. Well done Rachel. Coming up next we have Katy Perry.

Jess and Zocko. G'day mate. It's Katy Perry here. Actors to go. Katy Perry to Jess and duck oh hey mate it's Katy Perry here global superstar Katy Perry is bringing her lifetimes tour presented by Snaffle to Sydney's kudos Bank Arena June 9 tickets on sale now for info head to TEG dainty calm Jess and duck ohs one second song game oh yeah KP baby would you like to be there I I'd love to. As she does her

thing. She does that lightsaber dance when she runs around in her costume. So many moments from Katy Perry's concerts go viral. They do. Remember the last tour she had the Dancing Shark go viral. Oh yes. So if you would like to be in the crowd for when the next thing is the big hit, you just gotta play the one second song game with us. And we're gonna give you accommodation as well thanks to Ridges Australia Square, transformed and refreshingly local Ridges Australia Square in the heart of Sydney. That would be fantastic, what a staycation. But we're not just giving these away, Ducco. Hell no.

No, you gotta work a little hard for them. We're gonna play you one second of a Katy Perry song. You need to tell us what song that is and then you'll be carryover champ. You come back tomorrow. Last person standing come Friday walks away with the tickets and the accommodation. The ultimate Katy Perry fan. Amen. Sophie, hello. Hello. Sophie, how big of a Katy Perry fan are you? Pretty big. Pretty big. Fairly big. It was the first concert that I saw. Oh wow, nostalgia.

You need to go back. So, Sophie, how is this going to work? I have a one second snippet of one of her songs. You just need to tell me what this song is, okay? Okay. Alright, here we go. Good luck. That's not a lot.

I'll give it to you again. Just, here we go. What Katy Perry song is that, Sophie? Um, I'm just going to say my thoughts out loud. It kind of sounds like ET. Would you like to lock in ET? Are we locking that in? Yes, I'll lock in ET.

Hot damn! Yeah! So! What a guess! We have a player on our hands, Ducker! Yes we do! Now this is the thing, Sophie. Are you available same time tomorrow to defend the crown? Absolutely! Alright, we got ourselves a Katy Perry fan everybody!

I was not going to get that, I'm surprised you got that, Sophie. Likewise, we've got multiple people hanging on the line. Join us tomorrow if Sophie stumbles yeah we continue till we find a new carryover but... Do you like E.T. Sophie is that one of your faves? Yeah. Okay well we don't even know that. All right study up Sophie you're back tomorrow taking on someone else if you if you can remain on for the Katy Perry tickets. Of course, you get those at the end of the week. And up next, yes, Chris Allen's joining the show. The man, the myth, the legend. Sit up a little straighter.

Award-winning, you told me. Like, I knew he was good at his gig. 40 years in television journalism. Many of those that are current affairs. Absolutely. He's gonna put his journalist voice on for us read some headlines and give us some feedback about our journalists voices how nervous are you because you grew up with this man yeah you know you know it's this time for the the protege I just want to impress him you know absolutely as do I and I'm not blood related we'll do it next

Jess and Ducco Jess and Ducco we did this on Friday we were doing our our best news reader voices amongst the team. We were all reading some bizarre headlines because we think the news reader voice these days is getting so hectic. That's right. I've got a couple of mates who are journalists, TV journalists, and speaking to them in real life on the phone when we catch up, I don't want to use the word normal, like what they're

doing on the TV is derogatory or weird. But my God, it's like they're putting on a whole other accent. Absolutely. And we thought, how do we get to the bottom of this? Are they learning this in their courses? Is this directive from the networks? And you said, hang on a minute, I've got a pipeline to a television journalist. Award-winning journalist, former current affair host, the one and only,

the iconic Chris Allen, my father. Hello, dad. Hey guys, how are you? Good morning, Chris. We're, we're really good. And I must say it is an honor to have you on the program talking about your era of expertise, the great journo voice. Now I understand when you did, you know, your learnings back as a young star, a cadet, perhaps he did a cadet chip.

Maybe it was a little different, but you still would have colleagues in the industry. Do you get taught to do the turnover voice, Chris, or is it just something that now is part and parcel of having that job? Yeah, look, I think it is. It's not just part and parcel of it because there certainly aren't any lessons in it. There was no instructions in it. I think I did some voice lessons when I was younger, but no, the rest of it I think you just absorb or it just happens.

Do you think, Dad, they're like, you guys all start out doing each other? Like, it's like they start to go more journalists as you see their voices and stuff? Oh, look, possibly, possibly. I think it's, certainly these days the news has become a little more dramatic and you know there's a little more sensationalism to some of the delivery. So from that point of

view, absolutely. They do rev it up on occasion. Sometimes you hear it say, whoa, as you say, that is hectic. Yeah, some of the pauses Chris and I understand for gravity if you're covering a really serious story, but I've got a couple of friends who do you know the fluff piece at the some of the pauses, Chris. And I understand for gravity, if you're covering a really serious story, but I've got a couple of friends who do, you know, the fluff piece at the end of the news and she's still doing that massive pause of, and the squirrel was safely brought down. 100%. Is it necessary? Is it something about the gravity of gripping the audience?

Like, what's she about to say next? Oh, it was all good. I think part of it is just that you're trying to get people sometimes to understand a lot of ideas in a short space of time. And so there's an overemphasis on every sort of syllable or phrase. So it becomes a little unrealistic sounding. And often I guess the best communicators are those that just talk normally. I mean, you know, these guys tell me,

I have a TV voice and I don't hear it. I just sort of think I'm talking normally, but I guess we all fall into that trap. Oh yes we do. You slip into it. When dad slips into his TV voice in the wild, I'm like, what the hell happened to my father? Where did he go?

Hang on, he's not your dad anymore. He's award winning journalist, Chris Allen. Correct. That's right. Doing stories like, remember the drug granny story, dad? Well Chris, what we thought we could do, because as Ducco mentioned, on Friday we had a little turn of doing our best news reader voice, but we were judging each other and what the hell do we know. So what Ducco and I would like to do is is represent those headlines to you get your criticism Constructive of course and then maybe hear how Chris Allen would do it on a current Headline yes, if if you don't mind I'll go first Ducco. So I'll play the news bed. This is our working news bed. Here we go Check out my flaps says Peter Pedro Rogers

Check out my flaps says Peter Pedro Rogers local man uses thongs as replacement mud flaps on his beloved ute after his were rooted. Thoughts, feedback, queries? That's not bad. That's a very serious story. It wasn't bad. Maybe it was a bit too slow, Jess. Oh, okay. I really milked the flaps story.

You really did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get complaints. Maybe you need to mix it up a bit, you know, check out my flaps, you know, do that a bit more dramatically and then, you know, go into who's saying check out my flaps. All right, Dab. Well, we'll let you... Yeah, yeah.

You've got the Jess's script in front of you. I've sent it to you. So I'll play that same news bed and then you get to do it. Okay. Okay. All right, here we go. Check out my flaps says Peter Pedro Rogers. Local man uses thongs as replacement mud flaps on his beloved ute after his were rooted.

Oh, the inflection. Come on, he's good. Oh, I just changed, too! Bit of comedy into serious? Exactly, because I tried to make an obviously trivial story, very serious, where Chris kept the level, you know, kept it light. He kept it light and then got into it. That was good.

And I want to know more. Alright, Dad, I've got one for you. I'll do mine. Alright, now depression ducko. I'm nervous. I'm in good company. Alright, here we go. Please still love me.

Alright, here we go. A Northern Territory woman has narrowly avoided being hit in the head by fresh kangaroo testicles when a group of kites circling above her property dropped the Fury Sack onto her driveway. Where on earth did this come from? The Northern Territory news. I was meant to say Furry Sack, but I said Fury. Never mind. We don't know that they want an angry sack of a tea.

The NT News, Dad, the gift that keeps on giving. Any feedback, Chris? And don't hold back just because he's your boy. Oh, look, Nick, look, I think you were trying to send that up a little bit too much. No. All right. bit too much. Maybe just a little bit too much. I guess the humour's going to come out of taking it seriously isn't it? Yeah that's true. Okay well show us show us how a master would do it Chris. A northern territory woman has narrowly avoided being hit in the head by fresh kangaroo testicles

when a group of kites circling above her property dropped the furry sack onto her driveway. Oooh, inquisitive! Yes, that's what it is! See, I was just going straight one note. As was I! He has opened the door for the audience to come with him on this testicle journey. Exactly. And similarly my flap journey.

Yeah, and not focusing too much on the flap word. There's a skill in it. Oh, he's a muscle 40 years in the biz or get your duck out. Well done, dad. Thank you. No worries. That's all right. Jess and Ducko. It's no secret. I am disgusting. Yes. Hygiene is not your friend.

And I'm so, so comfortable in my relationship that I pushed that to the extreme. So much so that I thought something my husband started doing, he was trying to send me a subtle message. Instead of maybe sitting down and talking to me about it, I thought he was trying to send me a sign. We have an open door policy in our house. Bathroom, open door. Well you, you don't mind open, he wants the door shut when he do number two. Well, no, my brother.

The door. Oh, it's a change. We have a, well, I don't care if he walks in, but he is a big, if I go to put something in the hamper that's in the bathroom and he is in the middle. He'll be like get out get out get out He doesn't want me in the room while he's doing it. Yeah, and vice versa He doesn't want to be in the room when I'm doing it. Yeah, I can respect that Yeah, sometimes though. He's in the shower and I need to do a wee that turns into it and I have to go Can you wrap up your shower?

What am I meant to do? I'm in the more vulnerable position or I do the classic, trying to cough. I just cough it out. That never works. It does. It does. He notices I'm pulling heaps of toilet paper out. He goes, are you trying to build a nest?

I said, yeah. To absorb the sound. You can't cough. You can't cough and drop it out at the same time. It's like physically, it's like, there's so much going on. It's always a second after or before. Absolutely, because the drop down, I don't ever factor in the wind. The best you can hope is you got a cliffhanger and you can snap it last minute and then do it. I don't have the skill. So yeah, there is a line that he drew somewhere and I try to respect that.

Sometimes I make a mistake, but we do have an open door policy as long as I don't walk in. Having said that, over the weekend, he closed the door and I'm sitting on the couch and I noticed he closed the door and I was like, ah, it's a subtle sign that he wants to put the closed door policy back in action. He doesn't want to do open door. Maybe I've pushed him too far. But he finishes after a while comes out and I said, Oh, can we have a chat?

So he came and sat on the couch and he got it. We've never had the, we need to talk and it's been a bad thing, but it's just that classic, that phrase makes you nervous. Yeah, totally. Yeah. So he sits on the couch. I can tell you. Did you get your voice on?

No, I got to be honest. I was sad. You can sit here. We need to talk. I was more sad than that. That's my either scared or angry. Yeah, right. This was more sad and embarrassed.

Okay. Sat him down, held his hands and said, you closed the door. Am I, am I grossing you out? Do you want to put closed door policy back in action? And he said, Oh no, no, no. I just don't like when I am doing number two and Lucia walks in our 18 month old and points at his doodle. That is weird cause she's getting older now. Yes. To the point where it's like, ah this isn't cute.

Because she's mobile, she's very active and if we're not in her field of vision, both of us, it's almost like she needs to know, hang on, where's the other one? So I'm there on the couch in the living room where she's going, where's daddy? A doodle would be a funny thing for a child to see. Totally. Like, particularly if they don't have that anatomy. Absolutely. You know, she's obviously in the bath every night, she's working things out, she's switched on.

So obviously when daddy's sitting in that vulnerable position, it's all there. And he has just flagged, I don't like this anymore. I'm actually blocking her out, then blocking you out. Cause then you'd get stage fright from doing the deed you're doing. And you're like, and there's nothing more vulnerable. I know as a guy, when you're in that position of pooing, it's like the most vulnerable, awkward position. And you know, we are long, long adopters of the squatty potty. So his knees are up. Ooh, charring on the squatty potty.

He's trying to have a minutes piece from me and the kid and the dog and his work commitments. Can he have two minutes to himself without someone bugging him or pointing at his little Johnson? What age do you then go? Sorry, sorry. Pointing at his tiny porks on it, okay? Pointing at him. And she's getting to that age now, where the toilet is interesting.

She doesn't like the nappies, maybe. She's going, what's this, what's that? She's very curious. So the reason he's closing the door is just to block her out. What age do you- For my self esteem was repaired. It wasn't about me. There's a lot to unpack here.

Like the fact that you sat him down because you were annoyed that your husband did a poo while closing the door. Not annoyed, saddened. Disappointed. Disappointed. The fact that your sat him down because you were annoyed that your husband did a poo while closing the door. Not annoyed! Saddened. Disappointed. Disappointed. The fact that your husband's going to the toilet to try and hide from both the girls

in his family and then you're like, open the door to do a poo! Because I'm trying to have a conversation while he's backing one out and Lucia's there pointing at him. He's up against it. You've got all this to look forward to brother. I know. I've got, yeah, I'll have Pam there too. You don't have an open door policy.

No, Morgan's very, no she doesn't like that. Yeah, policy. No, no, Morgan's very, no, she doesn't like that. I'm not, nor do I. But that idea we had to do wife swap where I live with Morgan and you live with Angus. It was like partner swap, I guess. Yeah. Morgan, imagine Morgan and me. She, I don't think of what Morgan would do. Are you guys aware of the enhanced games?

Enhance. Enhance. Is this the one where you're allowed to dope? Just print the damn thing! Oh, I'm still going. Sorry, I'm sorry. I love Super Troopers. I apologise for talking over you. What a great film.

I've heard of it. Did it get off the ground? It's getting off the ground. So the Enhanced Games have set their inaugural comp for May 2026 next year year in Las Vegas. If you're gonna do it anyway, Sin City, obviously. Who else would allow it? It's not the only gear getting around there. So there's going to be swimming, athletics and weightlifting, all allowed in the Enhanced Games. Athletes using substances that are banned from the official competitions by anti-doping bodies and anti-doping agencies. So literally the Olympics has said if we catch you doing this you'll be disqualified, you'll be stripped of medals.

Correct. The Enhance Games has gone, bring it over here. Do whatever you want, dope whatever you want and then we're going to race all the dope athletes and see who wins. Who's the strongest of the athletes on the gear? Oh Lance Armstrong must be licking his lips. Where was this? This is the argument, right?

So the founder, Aaron D'Souza, he's urged athletes to take the gamble, do it, because there's also big prize money. So you can win $500,000 per event. Wow. To put that into consideration for an Aussie athlete winning an Olympic gold, you get 20k. Silver, Olympic silver 15, and then bronze is 10. He's giving you half a million for winning the enhanced games. What does he have, sponsors on board or something?

Must do. And it must be backed by a big money company and people sort of want to see it all be online. Yes. It feels very black mirror. It feels very social experiment. Yes. People are going, I will put my body on the line like this. Yeah, absolutely.

So you can do swimming, there's the 50, the 100, the 50 butterfly and there's going to be athletics, there's going to be weightlifting, which would be fantastic. But he's saying, because then the world anti-doping agency have come out and said, do not do this, you'll be banned, this will tarnish your reputation. Oh, we'll ban you from any legit, and I use the legit quote unquote, any other competition. Yep. If you partake in this. He's come out, D'Souza, the founder, and said, well, everyone is doping in every sport in some way, shape or form.

You're just not ahead of it yet. Like it's like the Lance Armstrong thing where everyone in cycling was doping. He was just the best at it. Yes. Not getting caught. I remember reading a stat, I'm going to get this wrong, but it was like after Lance, the only person who would have won legitimately genuinely came 24th. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? They were all on it. They were all doing some. Now I don't think like, I don't think like our swimmers or anything like that are on,

if they were it'd be like mild subs and things that, you know, I bet, I don't think they're actually really going to enhance their games. But James Magnuson, the missile. The missile. He was at the London Olympics, won a few medals like in the relay and stuff like that. He has represented the country. He has. He's entering this and he's doing it. I'm going to show you a photo of him, right? So that's him when he was like swimming days. Yes.

And that's him now on the Jews. Wow. He is. Look at the lats. Is that the lats? The lats. Oh my. You see the lats and the traps.

Everything is just massive and he's going to compete in the enhanced games for Australia. Actually, I don't know if you're repping the country or if you're repping. That was going to be my next question. Is it like the Olympics in that we have representatives from each country? I'm not sure. Or is it you stand on your own and you'll win? Because does Australia come out potentially and go, no, no, we don't want affiliation.

I'd say so. I'd say everyone will cut ties with these athletes. Now everyone's getting worried that this could exploit young athletes. If they're coming through and saying, I could win 500k if I do, which let's be real, it's bad for you. Absolutely. It's not just banned because you get an advantage on the field. It's bad because it's bad. So many things for your body. Yeah. But we're getting the founder, Aaron D'Souza, on our show on Thursday. We have many questions. Yeah. And I wonder if, yeah, there was an element of taking it too Sin City because they are a bit more lax, but America pumps out so many athletes where maybe

their bodies would also be like, no, no, no. this we don't want this around our sporting community yeah I'm keen to ask that I'm keen to see as well if it's country or individual yeah they're getting the money from and you do raise like a proper ethical concern about young athletes who would see this and go well I'm gonna do this because I could win and earn much better money than the Olympics you know you train four years for to go and get potentially 20k yeah feeling very very black it is it feels sexy doesn't it but the missile he's all in people say it's gonna turn this is red he doesn't care and the missile wants the money absolutely yeah all right

well we'll chat to the founder yes I'm free to chat to him and hear how he justifies it I'm not endorsing it I wouldn't do it but I certainly would watch it yeah you know and then though does the person come out and tell you exactly what... They were on? They were on? Yeah. Is it like you've got to find the best doping sub like... It's a slippery slope isn't it? They're all prescribed by doctors that are there. Yep. Right, okay. It's all prescription drugs, it's not illegal drugs. It's illegal drugs prescribed by doctors for the game. So it's illegal in the sporting world but not illegal in a criminal sense.

But Aaron will be on the show later this week. Yeah, I'm intrigued. We can ask him all these questions? Lots of questions. 30 seconds, 10 questions all starting with the same letter. I have to tell you, first answer, cannot use the same answer twice and if you're unsure of the question just say pass. We'll come back to you of course.

If there is time. We are playing for $10,000. Our player today is Sam. Good morning Sam. Good morning. Sam, Sam, are you ready to win $10,000? I am. I'm ready.

Good. What do you want to spend the money on? I've got a couple of big birthdays coming up. 50th for me, 21st for my son. So a couple of big parties. Have we thought about joint parties, 50th and 21st combined? No, no, I think we need two separate events. Very fair. I'm thinking of cost cutting, but you know what? The 50th? You deserve your time in the sun.

Imagine the speeches. You've got the 50th speech and the 21st speech. Slightly different. I feel like you've got to get the 21st out the way early huh? Oh yeah. Because they're gonna get messy. Yeah. Alrighty Sam, when is your 50th? Not till March but we need time to plan. Absolutely. Well the letter you're gonna work today Sam, it's solid, it's a good omen, it's R. R for... Rainbow. Rainbow, thank you, Ducco.

Very good. All good, Sam? All good. All right, your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter R, we need you to name a body part. A retina. A bird. A red. A girl's name. Rachel. An appliance. A puff. An animated film. Ratatouille. A country. Russia. An occupation. Rastabout. A fruit. A...Rosbury.

An actor. A...Robert Redford. A car brand. Renault. Renault! In there on the buzzer I'll give it to Robert Redford, one of the great gets. My fantastic player. We're looking at 8. Did you say Ram for Bird?

I did, which is...it starts with a W. Yeah, okay. She knew. Did you say ram for bird? I did, which starts with a W. Yeah. She knew. Ram, which is W. I was like, yeah. The big sheep guy. Yes, I was thinking. The humble Ren. We knew what you'd done there. But I appreciate, you know some people do that,

Duncan, and then they throw in the towel. Sam ran to the finish line. An appliance could have been a rice cooker. I speak about that a lot on this show. Another bird could have been rice cooker, I speak about that a lot on this show. Another bird could have been the raven if you wanted. Look you don't go by empty-handed, you get $100 to spend online at Trady. Awesome. Thank you for getting involved Sam, happy 50th, some new undies for you. Enjoy. That's what I've always wanted. Thanks Legend, have a great day. You too, see ya. We do play again tomorrow at 6.30 and 8 for $10,000. But up next, we have your chance to go to the Women's State of Origin Thursday night.

That's right. Not bad at all. Just to see the blues really dig the boot into Queensland? Ah, we'll see. We'll see. Origin Week, we always hated around these parts around this time. And you're not even wearing that disgusting colour today, don't you? On Wednesday I'll wear my maroon. You do time. And you're not even wearing that disgusting colour today, Ducco. On Wednesday I'll go. That'll go. On Wednesday I'll wear my maroon.

You do block it into one day, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, put it in the day. I'm not even wearing the leader. No, no. But up next on 13 10 6, you're asking what was in your yard? What was in your yard? You woke up, you found what in your yard? I'm gonna go outside, enjoy my yard.

Hang on a minute! What? That wasn't there. A minute ago. Anyway, we'll back it up to Benson Boone. Jess and Daku. Right now we're in Norway, team. Great to be back here. I'm dying to go to Norway. Great whale watching.

So good. Whale watching and ship watching. I didn't realise I didn't have a ship on then. Nah, I should have got one. What? No! How do I not have my ship on? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh I'm a big ship. Lucky you said that Jess, because a man in Norway, John Helberg, woke up at 5am local time to see a 135 meter big ship in his yard. Excavate me! I've got audio, just if you don't believe me this is real, here's John talking about it. I was deep asleep, but awakened by a very insisting doorbell.

He said, have you seen the ship? And that was all he said. He was quite shocked actually, because he had seen it go into the beach. It was huge, it was blocking the view completely. Blocking the view, obviously. Sorry, he'd seen it go into where? Yeah, the beach.

Here's his wife talking about it, just if you want to dig deeper. I had to get up right away, look out the window. It window it was I have to say the most surreal thing I've ever seen I went outside and the crew some of the crew members were standing on deck. I asked them What happened and the response I got with was? They didn't know it's almost in the living room. I'm not exaggerating May it's giving. The vision is unbelievable. These guys live genuinely right on the shore

and this huge cargo ship whined like that would make the Zzzzz sound. Picture the Pasha-Bulka rocking into your house. Absolutely. Absolutely. Imagine if she said, hey, what's happened to you guys? And the crew goes, Oh no, I'm beached, bro.

I'm beached is. Did they come from New Zealand? Maybe. I don't know where the ship came from. Who's to say? The crew might have been. Has anyone interviewed the crew? We've interviewed John and the MISO. It had 16 people on board, none of which were injured, no one was injured in this ship docking in someone's yard. That's wonderful. Do John and his wife now own it? You know, finders keepers? It's on your lawn technically. That's right, and what's the payout there? Do they get some I mean what's their damage done today? Yeah, there was a lot of actual house or the structure. There was actually remarkably no injuries or damage But imagine waking up you look outside and you see a ship horn You know why because the only other time duck I's asked me to do a live sound effect is chicken. Ducco pointed, just for visual. Ducco pointed at you and then you flinched.

You know why? Because my brain went, should I do the chicken? Because that's usually the only other live sound effect I do and I had to switch quickly, my body reacted. Sound effect, I agree. Really good switching on the fly. Thanks Ducco. You killed that.

That's better, deeper. Yeah. Oh. How about we do 13, 10, 16? We're going to do, what was in your yard? Give us your best ship horn. You call in and I'll give you tickets. Ducco, no one's going to try and beat mine.

When you've started at the top, who's going to come in and be like, I could do better than that? I would hear someone do a real good ship impression. I don't know if anyone can match you. I don't know if they can either. But hey, we're willing to pay you in state of origin tickets. Absolutely. Whether you want to answer what was in your yard, or you'd like to give me your best ship horn. Come on and horn. But don't muck around. I only want serious contenders to do a good ship. Charlotte, can you do a ship horn?

Don't embarrass yourself. Okay. Whaaaaa. That one's flat. That sounded flat. But I didn't mind his use of hand made it echo. Yeah. It's...

Have a craft. You sounded like a character like on some form of video game. Obviously... Whaaaaa. Oh no, now you're giving Psyduck a report. Come on. Is that what you're thinking? Babs, over to you.

Over to your ship horn, please. Whaaaaa. Is that what you're thinking? Babs, over to you, over to your ship horn please. Whoa. I love that. That's good. It's a bit nasal. Now I wanna do mine, but I hope I can. All right, all right. Ooh.

It's like a whale mating. It works, doesn't it? You know what? What a perfect segue, whale watching in Norway. Ha ha ha ha. 13, 10, 16, what was in your yard, Orr? Orr best ship horn. Orr best ship horn. It's Monday, let, what was in your yard? Or best ship horn? Or do a ship horn?

It's Monday, let's not start too hectic, you know? Let's really ease into it this week, team. With pleasure. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. We're in Norway though. We're in Norway with John. Johnny boy, he woke up.

John Helberg woke up to see a 135 meter ship. Why did you need that? Oh sorry, a 135 meter ship. What was the real ship? What was Jess? I don't know, you don't know. In his yard, he got washed up there, no one was injured, but they woke up to that in his yard. So we thought 13, 10, 60, what was in your yard? Or can you do a better ship horn? Because we all started doing them.

And we're not going to be upset. Usually if no one calls for one of our topics we get a little disheartened We're like, oh, what did we do wrong? No one wants to play I appreciate if no one calls for this because no one's gonna want to take me on in the ship horn No one thinks they can do it. And everyone like this whole team. We all had very different sort of interpretations Absolutely Sophie's called through. Hey, so Yeah, great. What was in your yard, babe? It's actually just really funny that you've asked

this question because like two weeks ago on a Saturday, I went out in the morning, I was having a coffee on the deck and the dog was sniffing around in the back corner and he was eating something. So I went down and it was a whole pork roast. Cooked or not cooked? It was cooked, it had crackling on it, it was so bizarre and I mean not from us, the neighbors didn't have pork, it was just the most bizarre thing. Did you go investigate? Were you asking the neighbors, hey did anyone piff a pork roast over me back? Actually no, you're roasting me ya!

Oh well I thought someone was trying to poison a dog. Oh of course. I thought someone was trying to poison the dog. I've chopped it up. It's all good. My best guess is that a big bird picked it up and just dropped it in the yard. But the funny thing is, it was the dog's birthday on that day. Happy birthday. It was the neighborhood dog. Piffing it over. We know it's Rover's birthday.

Give it to Rover. A cockroach has fallen from the sky on his birthday. Did you eat it? Or but... Give it for Rover. Our pork roast has fallen from the sky. Did you eat it? Or did you give it to Rover? Well, he'd already had a good go at it but I didn't think pork cracking would be too good for him. Fair enough for the cholesterol. That's funny. That's great. We love what was found in your yard but I can also see here, Soph, you can do a pretty good ship horn.

Oh my god, I've been practicing and it just gets worse with everyone that I do. Go for it, Soph, so we wake up, we look in our backyard and there is a ship. Ooh, it was long. It was giving more car horn, that one. Yeah, it was, it was giving more car horn. Don't you reckon?

Soph is mad in traffic. Thank you for that contribution though, Soph. We go to Emma on 13 10 60. Good morning, Emma. Good morning, all right, let's contribution though, Soph. We go to Emma on 13 1060. Good morning, Emma. Good morning. Alright, let's do this. Okay. Go for it. Go for it. Mmm laughing. Take it seriously man. Alright sorry. Dory. Nah you know what it's giving? Dory. Trying to speak whale. See ya Emma. Abby hello. Hello how are you? Yeah not bad don't think don't you don't tell me you think you can do a good ship horn. I'll give it a shot. Come on Abbie, it's all you can do. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Hello? Hello? You got a good ship horn on you or what, Coops?

I just hanged out! Don't know what that was. What was that? He's done a prank! Was he just hacking up a loogie? Carla, hello? Hey! Hey, you want to give us a ship horn?

Absolutely, let's do it. Alright, alright, I'll wake give us a ship horn? Absolutely, all right. All right. I'll wake up look at my backyard. Oh, no, there's a shit The length was fantastic, thank you Carla and Glenn Hello Glenn Yeah, yeah Can you's a ship specialist. Hello Glenn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Glenn E. Can you do a ship? I can.

Oh, okay Glenn. He's whipped this out of the pub or two. This is a party trick. Alright, alright Glenn. Go for it. Oh, no! Glenn, we didn't ask for the boudoir. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What do you want to give the tickets to? I really think we should give it to Sophie who actually had a story about the yacht. You didn't want to give it to Glenn? Did you notice no one else had a story?

We know our people. Jess and Ducco. It's been one of the great episodes. Couldn't agree more. At the top of the morning you said let's peel back the lid on a brand new week. Yes. And I really think the freshness that has come from that. Yeah. Ah, you just permeated the whole show.

We cracked open a fresh can of Monday. The rice cookers. Yeah. Ah, let them cook. Let them make ship horn sound effects and you'll get. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Unfortunately, that's now a ship horn sound effect for the show forever.

Have you got coupons? I don't have coupons. We didn't have coupons. I didn't clip it. We can get it. One of the greats, I think we need to have a little bit of feedback to Babs. Yeah. You've let a prank go through, you know what I mean? You're the last line of defence for silly buggers making it on the radio show. This is a live medium.

If she can't sniff out a prank up. Yeah, Babs, come on. You know? I didn't ask anyone to show me their ship horn. I said just go do it. You didn't pre-test it. Yeah. No, I wanted your genuine reaction. That's fair enough. We would have still had a genuine reaction. You could have checked them. Also like, doesn't matter. Alrighto Babs. We just cracked open a can of Monday and you're there, I kill negative. You know that great, I thought great piece of career advice I gave Babs two years ago? When you feel like you've gone above and beyond, you write that down because come contract

negotiation or pay rise conversation time, you can whip that out to boss Jase going, look at what I've done in my role. I wouldn't be writing that down. Does it really matter? What did she do earlier this morning? We're like, wow Babs, great work. She did the currency conversion without me needing to ask what one euro is in AUD. In her mind, she's ticked the box this week and she's done. The show is about done for her. Babs, what does it matter? Carl.

Don't dox me. What? What's doxing? Oh, is that where you like out someone's details? Yeah. Oh, like your last name. And you're hit for mobile number 0417. Don't dox me. Jess and Zaku.

Bit to bias. Angel of mine, or angle of mine according to Shagah. That's right. Deep cut reference. Hey, I've got, um, before we get get into- Love the protractor this kid. Yeah loves it, loves his sharp angle. Before we get into our game, can I've got Cooper's audio. Okay we were literally doing, can you do a good ship horn? Because Ducco you've got a bunch of buttons over there, they failed you.

Yep, we did have a ship button. We didn't have a ship button so we had to do ship horns ourselves. Cooper got through the gatekeeper that he's Babs. Wait and hold for five minutes to then do this. You got a good ship horn on you or what Coops? And then a swift hang up. Ah the boys on the site must have loved that. Yeah I got us good Cooper. Come on, serious business time. Yeah, we need to bid. We need to bid! We need to outbid each other. Shy Guy's got some topics.

We're going to bid for how many things within that topic we can rattle off. Just for today, can we open the sass queen Babs into the bidding? Oh, don't mind that idea. Yeah. Babs, are you keen to play? If you want me to. I just feel like we've cracked the fresh lid on a Monday and we're feeling it. Don't mind that idea. Yeah, Babs. Are you keen to play I just feel like we've cracked the fresh lid on a Monday and we're feeling and I feel like I'm coming Yeah, we'll get you to play as well. I love a third dimension to the bidding

My issue is quickly before she comes in duck. Oh She's gonna go hard enough. Oh, you know, we've worked this game up now Six months. All right. We'll see. All right, don't hold back, all right Babs? All right. But the same rules apply. Why is that funny? I don't know. The same rule apply though, if one of us fails,

the other can swoop in with one thing that wasn't listed to win the point. Yes. So how does that work? Oh, maybe the person who's been the second highest gets to swoop in. Love that idea. Okay, first one for today Items of clothing you put on your head. Oh

Jesus gonna be between you two now. You only have 20 seconds of course seconds answer it. I'm gonna say seven. Oh I'll say eight. I don't know if I know anymore. I'm gonna leave this lose one to you two All right, well Babs you need to rattle off a. Oh, you wanna go up? You want me to? No, no, I'm good. I'm good with eight is a lot. Oh, okay. Alright, yeah. Alright, mate.

Alright, a cap, a helmet, a beret, a hairband, a clip, a claw clip. You got two to go. Uh, um, a hat. Oh, you said hat. A, it's a winter. Oh! A beanie. A beanie, Jess Leaps through. See, it's hard in. Oh, you said hat! A... It's winter! A beanie!

A beanie! Jess swoops in. See, it's hard in the moment, isn't it? It is, yeah. You know what? Can I give you some feedback? Sure. Wasted too much time on A.

Okay, so just use it. You don't have a lot on the clock. Alright. But for your first go, not bad at all. Thanks. It's a crown tiara. Oh, of course a crown. You wear a crown to work every day, Queen.

Yeah, no. Slay. Alright. You really could have said anything. Who's course the crown. You wear a crown to work every day, Queen. Yeah, no. Slay. Alright. You really could have said anything. Who's to say I can't wear a tomato on my head? That's so true, actually. Okay, next one. Types of spiders. Ducko?

Or you, baby? Oh, I reckon four. Five. Yeah, no, I can't. Oh, crap. Oh, jeez. Are you gonna... You've got the winning bid. I said five. Oh crap. Oh jeez. Are you gonna...

I said five. Do you wanna go six? I'm pretty keen to see you do five spiders. Daddy Longlegs. Tarantula. Final Web. Redback. Yes.

You got one more and you got ten seconds to get it. And I know one. Bird eating. I'm gonna need a tentacle aim. Need more. You got three seconds! Leaf spinning. The Newcastle Big Boy.

What is that? That was the new type of spider. We talked about it on the show. Shut up! They found it in Newcastle. That's not the one! The Hemsworth. They named him Hemsworth. Is that that one? I think so. Big Boy Spider becomes Australia's largest deadly funnel web spider.

The Newcastle Big Boy. Hang web spider the Newcastle big boy Hang on is Newcastle big boy. That's the name of the spider Yeah, that's the name of the spider. It's a funnel web. But like they've called it a Newcastle big boy It's a new it's a new type. Oh my god. Is that the one that went to the sanctuary? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Come pay that. Pay that. I'll pay that. Damn it I should have said the spider from James and the Giant Peach. Oh my god.

He didn't say not fictional. I know you wouldn't. Alright. Here we go. Babs, you gotta get on the board, babe. Gen alpha slang words. Oh, well. Well, we just learnt one today. Yeah, I'm not gonna be... But is that alpha or red? Six. I'm gonna say six. Oh, damn. Alright. No, I would have thought that'd be low come on you know no more I'll say seven okay eight I guess. Do you reckon you know more than eight though? I reckon she might

well hmm to be honest she could say anything yeah I won't know if it's correct or not uh yeah like can we make her go higher do you you know what I mean? Not without, we're not with bidding first I guess. Cause you're on 8 right now. Yep. Well we're on 8. Do you wanna outbid me? Are you gonna play along though or are you gonna just... How's this gonna go? If I say 9 will you say 10?

And if I say 10... Yeah. I don't know, will I? Okay, 9. 10. I don't know anymore. Okay Jess, you've got the winning bid. Docs?

Yep. Skibbity toilet? Oh yes. Dab? Yep. Or Dap? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm just gonna point out every word he says. Osa-hatha Freddy Fazbear! Freddy Fazbear! I can't even think of any more. You hit all the ones I was gonna hit. You didn't say Riz. Oh, Riz. Riz was the only one I had on the list. That means Babs is on the board. I thought of that last night before Babs was in the game, by the way. I would have asked you that anyway. Yeah, and that would have played out exactly the same way.

All right, this is it. We're all even. This is the winning one. Okay. Yep. Brands of water. Oh! For the win.

Ooh. Oh. even this is this is the winning one okay yep brands of water for the win oh yeah I can think of four yeah five six you do it unless you would like to be a duck oh I'm trying to think if I know it like I can think of hmm I don't know if I can think of more than six. All right, babs. For the win, to take out your first ever Bitty Bang Bang! Fiji, Vos, Tap Water, Mount Franklin. Tap is not a brand.

Well, yeah, filtered water. Not a brand. Well, I don't know. What? Mount Franklin, sis! What? Mount Franklin. She said Mount Franklin. She said Fiji, Vos, Mount Franklin. And then you went to...

Oh, then Tappanfilthy. What about home brand? Evian. Evian. Your countrymen. Frenchies. Ah, is it French? That's really scary. It's a hard game, isn't it?

I kind of like you in here. I don't. It's Jess and Duc isn't it? I kinda like you in here. I don't. Jess and Ducko. It's Jess and Ducko on 856. Miss the show. Catch or review your podcast. Or on the Listener app. It's fantastic. When was the last time you heard a bunch of people try and do a ship horn? It was very good.

I don't know if it's ever been done before. It's never been done. Ship's on radio. Ship horn's on radio. And it really highlighted the fact that your system over there, Ducko, it's not bulletproof. So we needed to bulk it out with our own collection of Rice Cooker sounds. So we've locked in Ship Horn. Have we moved on with Glenn's, I believe? When we're with Glenn's Ship Horn, you'll hear at the end of the show, but uh...

Absolutely, someone DM'd. That's a ship horn. Someone DM'd and said, Glenn was channeling Tarzan. Ah, oh yeah. OOHHH! Oh. Sorry. Someone just messaged saying, Duckall, we didn't get to hear your ship horn.

But the whole team did. I did a ship horn! Yeah, that's how lacklustre it was, Duckall. Oh, come on! I thought I'd really put my back into it. Oh, jeez. Oh, careful. You've already done your back in the gym, bro.

I have. My lower back's a bit sore. I feel like it's hard to sit right now. Oh, goodness. Anyway, what are you guys all up to for the rest of your days? I was going to take my kid to inflatable worlds. What is inflatable? Is it like jumping castles? I don't actually know.

I think it is. I think it is. There'll be some creep in the corner who can make balloon animals. You know how I feel about a balloon animal. You do love a balloon animal. I love one that I can wear on my head, preferably. Is that a giraffe? Yeah, let's go with that.

Anyway, what's up for your day? I've got to get my daughter six-week vaccinations. Oh, not fun. Yeah. People have told me there'll be a lot of tears. Oh, and you know what's the hardest part? This is just my relationship. Can't speak for everyone's.

I can't hold her while that's happening. I want to be the rescuer. So Angus, for the past however many needles she's had, he has to be the one. And I reckon that's why she's off him. I wonder what Morgan will want to do, because Morgan's a nurse. Oh, should we just give it to me? I'll do it. Honey, if there's anyone more equipped to hold her, it's probably you.

I'll just stand in front of her and watch. You'll be, you can be the rescuer yeah there you go honey come to me that'd be nice yeah that is interesting actually cause here Morgan is good luck it is awful. I've had to talk slightly afternoons apparently it's pretty bad but we'll see you'll see how it goes she'll be a tough little lady so between inflatable world and needle shy guy where do you fall in the spectrum for your Monday? I'm doing a podcast after the show I could see you going on inflatable world on your spare time by yourself with no kids. I used to go to...

When do you think I got the tip? You used Shy Guy 10 for a diss. Is Shy Guy just there bouncing? What's that trampoline play? Flip out. Flip out? I've been there a few times. Yeah?

By yourself? No, I went with friends. I don't know man. A long time ago. I feel like you're going solo to these things. No, that would be weird. We should book in a team Inflatable World, Dave. One of us will get injured.

I love that idea. Who's sure? Shy Guy 10. Or a discount. There's no discount. us will get injured. I love that idea. Who's sure? Shy Guy 10. Or a discount. There's no discount, don't try that, you won't work. Babs what are you up to?

Little few tears of sorrow or? No, I'm just going to go for a walk, maybe read a book. Yeah, we never drill down on that. Babs revealing that she'll read a book whilst in motion. Was that correct? Um, sometimes I walk around the house, but I mean like actually go outside today. Oh, you don't walk outside reading a book.

No, that would be weird. That's what I put that together when you said that. But still reading a book inside is hard. Yeah, but it's fun. And walking, like read walking is- Yeah, why can't you just sit down? Sometimes I cook with my book in my hand. How do you do that?

How do you make sure you don't burn the garlic and say... Just stir and then just look over and read a bit. How are you still reading the graphic fairy porn and cooking? Getting all hot and bothered. We gotta... Strong enough's not your best. Yeah, I was distracted. Put a juicy part in me book. We are done. Back to my more Katy Perry tickets carry over champ so

13 year old can you dethrone her do you want to rude someone message me and goes be honest She's the only one that called for Katy Perry There were multiple other people Wading in the wings. It's just Katy Perry's just so hitting miss with people. It is but not with me They're not for the miss people, they're for the hit people. You know? There was a full board, but she just got so quick. And you get the accommodation, don't forget.

You do, yeah, and Sydney was fantastic. Make the whole thing of it. Ah, Alpha Box tomorrow, it's Tuesday. There'll be lots of other great things, I can only presume. That remains to be seen, once Shy Guy does the run shape. Oh yes, after he goes to inflatable worlds. Anyway. Let's all go to inflatable worlds. Anyway.

Let's all go to inflatable worlds. Eat your words. I think you'll love it. I think I probably will. I'll give you something back to it. Okay. All right. We're out of here. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye. Bye. Jess and Ducko.

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