Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Don't wait for second hand balls

Episode Date: November 13, 2025

We talk to the director of the Product of the Year Awards, Ducko's dog Pams been upto no good (again) and we look back at the week that was in the Producers diary!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

At Mac is this Saturday It's Big Mac With $2 from every Big Mac sold Going to Ronald McDonald's house charities Jess and Ducko This is the Jess and Ducko podcast Stop what you're doing And listen

You know I got the shit that you like There's only one show to wake up here I'm not that easy to pay Jess Here we go Allay, allay, allay I'm got to explain Ducko

Step into Uncle Ducko's sniff test Got him going and saying, yeah, shy guy. Oh, no, that's a Muppet. Is it my wrong franchise? Yeah, probably. I like boys, they're good. Look, yeah, talk it. This is Jess and Dunker.

You better believe it is. Happy Friday, team. We did it. We made it. Happy up the butt day. Oh, yep. Yep. Yeah, it's serious.

No. Of all the national days. You're going, what day is it? What are they up to in there? Of all the days. I said what? We've celebrated a couple on this show. National Donut Day.

National say hi to your neighbor day. How come there isn't National Up the But Day? There should be. Which is only inferring colonoscopies. I'm getting my collar. I don't know where your mind went, you're dirty bird. Obviously, don't you be doing that. I'm getting my colonoscopy today.

Sorry if I'm a bit lifeless and a bit energyless. You are a trooper, my friend. From about Monday afternoon, you've been on restrictions. You've been on considerations because you've got to clear your self out to get that camera up. Yesterday was all fluids, broth and water. We landed on a white broth. Thank you to the rice cooker who sent that lovely recipe.

I've been doing, I've been on the toilet all night. I've had about two hours sleep and they called me yesterday afternoon to say, mine's not until this afternoon. So as a true professional. So the boss went, well, I take off your ability to have the day. Yeah, yeah. I got to go on a cruise and have the day, but when I'm getting me butt opened and looked inside of it, but I'm empty.

You know what you should have said, oh, I'm moving. I need to, um, I need to. Get the removals. Like Shaiga got the day off a little while ago. That's a good shaggot impression. Thanks so much. Strong. Yeah, thank you so much.

I channeled someone who has not bought hair product for two weeks and is really flopsy. How is Goldilocks going today? He's going great. Oh, great. So we got a DM from Tabitha. Yes. It said, Ducko, the colonoscopy will be the best sleep you'll ever get. As in.

What does that mean? When they put me under? I don't know what she means. When I got my nose, sir. They put me under and I was out. But this one, I believe it's like a twilight procedure. So you're kind of like out, but you're not. Was it like when they operate on your brain?

A little bit. And they kind of keep you awake to make sure they don't sever the wrong thing. I don't know if you're that awake, but it's a really light. So I'll go under and you sort of like, you feel like you just had a little quick sleep and you're like, oh. Right. And I know you've been very conscientious. I'd like to feel it. Yeah.

Well, yeah. So hopefully they respect that request. I'm you still good probing. I'm not. I don't know why I even say that. I don't know why I say it. Why do you put yourself in that. I don't know why he wonders why he gets the DMs, he gets.

Yeah, you also said earlier than the week that you didn't want the lube. Yeah, yeah, just go raw dog, baby. Just go raw. There's no time. Check me. Put it in. I don't even know what the camera looks like. I've been too afraid to Google anything, so I don't want to.

I picture like the magic school bus. They're going to send up a woman and with a flashlight and go, and she reports back. Miss Briggs. What's their name? Oh, my God. If you just got that name? If you just got that name. I will take my hat off to you, good sir.

It doesn't feel familiar. It doesn't feel familiar. Is it Miss Briggs? No, it's Miss Frizzle. What's Miss Briggs? I don't know what Miss Briggs is. I don't know who Miss Briggs. Thank you so much.

He's good. Anyway, that's what I picture, that they kind of launch her up in her spaceship slash butt. And she reports back to your gastroenterologist. Miss Briggs is from Icarly. Oh, it's just your other favourite. show. Your other favourite. I did like that growing up. You know, you know that is ads Inner Health Plus, where they little firefighters go into the stomach. That's what I'm picture. That's what I'm picturing. Even, even the yacult ad with the probiotics who go in

and help out your guts. Yes. That's what I picture. Anyway, I'm getting people inside me today. Hey, can we get the footage? I'll ask. I haven't told them who I am or anything. They don't, I mean, I don't know if they'll know or recognize me, but I'm quite nervous. Once I get down there, Oh, that's duck's asshole. And I've got to be naked, too. So they'll probably, yeah, that's the gossip they get. You know what you say? You have to be naked.

Like, I guess I've got to be naked because I've got to put the camera at the back. Exactly. You can't wear a t-shirt, though. No, like, usually you're fully, like, even when I got my sinus surgery, I had undies on, but everything else was naked. You got the gown on. And you're on this, like, steel bed. Now, that's interesting.

You get your sinus operated on. Why do you need to be basically? You could have had full clothes on. I was like, no, no, no. I know how surgery works. I've seen Grey's anatomy. work on me oh bad's just rolling her eyes

I'm sorry that's new man that's the thing you roll your eyes at if you've been looking at me I've been rolling my eyes a whole time her eyes have been more of the back of her head and phasing forward look guys I'd love to talk about my butthole all morning but we can't that's my day I've got that coming up

there are other things to get to what do they look at me when I'm in the nude and they go oh the rum is archery he is tiny well that is very likely to happen it's not as if I've said anything else so I can't worry about that sticks and stone Where, are you talking about your height?

No. Sort of. You need length and girth. He's all girth. I've got no energy today. It's a big show. Which I love because Delirium, I believe, makes the best radio. Yeah.

So let's do it together. Delirium and hung over. We've got producers Dara in the show. We've got Alphax your chance at 10K. 7.8. We give those Kendrick Lamar tickets away today. Kendrickie. They're not like us.

They're not like us. Up next, though. No dumb thought. Oh, that's right. 048-8-1069. if you would like to get involved. Yep, we'll give us a call. Jess and Ducko.

There's no such thing as a dumb. Thought? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. No judgment, though. Never. Might be stupid. Could be dumb. But we're not going to judge you.

In fact, we welcome you. We'd like to welcome you to our dumb family. Population, Shagai, Ducko, Jess, and sometimes Babs. Four. And three and a half. Three and a half. Three and a half, man. Depends how she's feeling.

When I'm visiting. Yeah. You come in every round. Yeah, she's the blowing. When you leave the anxiety tent, no one I call it, therapy ten. Anxiety, it's my anxiety. Anyway. I'd like to get, I guess, a little serious, actually.

It's a bit of a proverb. You tell me if it's dumb. It might not work here because it's so smart. Is it your back tattoo? No. Someone hit me with this, and I didn't write down who it was. So credit where credit's due, if this is your proverb, Please, know that I respect you.

Okay. Knowledge, ducko, is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Yep. Technical classification, I believe tomatoes are fruit. Yep. Wisdom... Yes. ...is knowing you should not put it in a fruit salad.

Amongst your apples, grapes and banana, tomato does not belong. It's a fruit that you could put it there, because technically you are not doing anything wrong, But morally... Fruit salad. Yummy, yummy. It doesn't work.

Morally, it's not right. Tomato. Oh, that's interesting, isn't it? Because imagine if you've got a fruit salad. You like, there's a bit of mango, there's a grape, there's a strawberry, there's a... Wait a minute. Why is there a cherry tomato? What's that doing here?

And it wouldn't go at all. But then in your salad, does that mean the tomato goes in the salad, the lettuce and the cucumber and all that does that mean, you're putting fruit in your green salad? Well, you can, though. Pair and a green salad's fantastic. Bit of mango. My mom used to slice a mango in there. Yeah, well, she's a Queensland.

You put mango and everything. Yeah, so true. That pineapple or be true. That's your Holy Trinity. Is there anything else? I don't know. There was anything else. What is letters?

There you go. That's interesting. Nothing has deserved the goal more. But it is funny how you can put fruit in a salad, but you cannot put, you know. Vegetable. Even though it is a fruit in a fruit salad. That's interesting one, isn't it? That's going to keep me up all night.

Next time I serve someone a free salad, which isn't often. Can you put a cherry tomato? I'm just going to say, what do you mean? It's fruit. There's a bit of fruit there. There's a bit of fruit there. Just, oh, are you going to eat your cherry tomato? If not, I'll have.

Have you ever tried to pierce a cherry tomato with a fork? Oh, you can't do it. You are asking for it to just roll off or explode. I got wearing a white that day. Oh, no, no. Hey, I'll get a bit more of a proverb as well. Let's stay. Confucius says, the thing I hate most is the phrase good things come to those who weigh.

You know, I just bring the rice cookers in, that Babs just left her up. She just left the room. She just walked out. She was here for her. All right, thanks, God. Ducco goes, I want to do one. Yeah, yeah. The population's definitely three.

He's going, yeah, it's definitely. She doesn't... That was brutal. Hold on. Wait a minute. Yeah, she's going back into the tent. Bye, Babs. Jess is doing shit tomato gear.

I don't know what a dogger's going. I don't hear me speak. I don't like the phrase. Good things come to those who wait. I personally just don't like it. I think sometimes you've got to chase it. However... Hot deep, man.

Thank you so much. However, if good things come to those who wait, does that mean it's just leftovers of people who went before them? I thought my tomato gear was deep. If you're waiting, someone didn't wait and you're getting someone's dregs. Sloppy seconds, if you will. Exactly right.

I don't need your sloppy second opportunity. Exactly. Because you seized life by the balls and actually chased it. And then decided. I moved to the balls and went, not for me. I'll go to the next person. Then shy goes out waiting like a good patient boy and goes, oh, these balls feel a bit used.

Do you reckon it's great marketing from lazy people? Do you know what I mean? They've spun the narrative. I don't want to chase it. So good things come to those who wait. Yeah, Dregs come to those who don't chase after things. So true. Whoever made that phrase is lazy.

Lazy. And they've spun the narrative. Oh, classic. Did you gong yourself already? Gone. Geez, that felt good. Wow. Take these lessons with you, kids.

Absolutely. Put cherry tomatoes in yourself. Don't wait for secondhand balls. We've got a pretty unique guest joining us right now, Jess. Tucker, you know I love when we get a press release sent our way with the words embargoed. You love it embargoed. Embargoed, if you're not, you know, up with the industry lingo. Oh, yeah.

Means you cannot talk about this. This is confidential. Lock and key. Sending that to radio hosts, that's cruel. Yeah. Because all I want to do is talk about it. Yeah. The embargo was finally lifted.

Oh, yeah, we're released. The 2026 product of the. year winners have been announced, Daco, and we are very lucky. We could have just gone through the list. Oh, no, no, no, no. We've got the director. The woman behind the awards, her name is Sarah Connolly. She's carved out some time for us.

Sarah, good morning to you. Good morning. Thank you for that lovely introduction. Oh, we are so thrilled. We're a royalty now, Sarah. It's good to have you on. It is good to have you on. I'm bowing to you, Sarah.

I don't know if you can feel that or hear that. But for anyone who isn't aware, what are the product of the year awards? So we run this award every year in Australia and around the world and it's award for new product innovation which basically means the best new products on supermarket shelves every year and we survey over 5,000 Aussie grocery buyers and they do the survey and they tell us which products they think are the best that year in particular categories. So it's very exciting we get entries from all over the country from companies, from companies,

medium, large and small. And we look at all these incredible products. And then we give them to consumers to tell us which ones they think should win. They're the best. That is cool. What caught my attention, Sarah. And what I want. I bet it's food related.

Of course it's food related. Because yes, of course, this goes across industries. But yes, Ducko, you know me. Taking out the category for Asian. Okay. The company named Coles. They're doing great work. They're obviously a big conglomerate.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The fried shallots, ducko. The shallots took it out. 5,000 Aussies have said, yep. We'll take it. The shallots are the product of the year in that category. Sarah, it's so niche, it's so finite. But now there's going to be a little gold medal around some shallots.

I find that brilliant. Yes, we're always surprised every year. But as you probably noticed on the list, there's quite a lot of products from the major retailers. and what we've noticed is that they're just getting more and more niche. You know, it used to just be toilet roll and laundry detergent. And now they're moving into all sorts of different categories and really shaking up some of the categories that were historically really,

like you say, very niche and specialised. So why the shallots? What were they doing? What did the shallots do that made them win? That's the question. How different can a shallot be from another shallot? Yeah. Well, there's a host.

of things that we survey in context of the product. So part of it is pricing. It's not a huge part, but it does play a role in innovation because obviously everyone's focus is on their budget. And so calls are what they're doing is managing to offer, you know, products that historically might have been a bit more expensive. But most importantly, they're maintaining the quality and this is something that I've seen as a shopper that, you know, the home brands used to be pretty average, you know, the black and gold and not terribly exciting. And now a lot of the home brands, you can't tell the difference. But for the most part, they're more affordable.

Yeah, and they're winning these categories. And I know psychologically, it plays a role in consumers. People see, oh, it won product of the year, I will give it a go. Yeah. Like when you, you know, another category, I'm very passionate about daco condiments. Oh, of course. Oh, the sauce are. Coal's special herb mayo, product of the year in the sauces.

There you go. I mean, this is fantastic. They're so specific. It's such a wide range, too, that you've got to test and try out in order to rate and rank. Exactly. Everything from frozen food to bedtoppers. Yeah. Yeah.

Do you have specific people who are like, okay, they're like the bedtop people or the home people. These guys are the food people, you know what I mean? Can't give a silly act in the pasta category, can you? Is it all the same group of people, Sarah, trialing out these and rating these products? No, so we make sure that the person that's voting has actually purchased within that category. So we wouldn't be asking somebody that never takes vitamins as an example

to vote on the supplement category. So we want to make sure that whoever's voting is actually actively engaged. You know, they're actually someone that would go and buy a skin tag removal, which is one of the other niche products that we have. I miss that on the list. The skin tag, remove it. Now at least we know which particular one has gotten the product of the year gold medal. It's so good.

It's so specific. I love it. There's a full list, obviously, online. It's embargoed. No more. It's embargoed. The information is out, and a lot of them, as Sarah said, are the home brand option. They are the Coles and Woolies brands.

The bloody Coles finest potato nochi with Carto pepé sauce ducco, taking out ready meals frozen category. Are you joking? That's a big one to win. I'll be going to purchase that immediately. Yeah, yeah. So you can see, where can you check these out? How can you tell what these, like, is it on the labels that have won things?

Yes, so they should either see the big red logo on the packaging or it will be at point of sale. Or otherwise there is the list on the website, product of the year.com.com. Well, bloody lover, get your hands on those calls, Asian fried shallots. That's all I'm going to say. Sarah Connell, director of the product. of the year, Australia. Thank you for joining the Jess and Ducco show. Thanks for having me.

Jess and Ducco in the morning. Jess and Ducco's 10K Alpha Bucks on hit Alpha Bucks. 30 seconds, 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. I have to take your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, of course you can say pass.

And of course we will come back. If there is time, we are playing for $10,000 for this beautiful day. We go to Jason. Hello, Jason. Jason, we're pretty good for a Friday. We've got $10,000 to give you. What do you want to spend the money on? I want to get my son's first car, so yeah, he's been an angel and he works hard, so why not?

I love that. Amazing. Treat the boy, Jason. I'm feeling a little underwater with you. Something's a bit funky with your phone. Can you take two steps to the left? Take a off speaker or whatever it may be. Yep, there we go.

Perfect. There he is. All righty, Jason, in honour of your son and his new car. Maybe you'd like to look at a Toyota or chuck in a bit more money and look at a Tesla. You're going to work with the letter T, all right? Tirana, I think. Oh, there it is. Hell yeah.

Oh, my uncle, I'm a Toronto. Sick. Your time will start after the first question. Are you ready? Yes, definitely. Starting with the letter T. I need you to name. An instrument.

Trumpet. A non-alcoholic drink. TMO. A beauty brand. A school subject Technology Something in the kitchen Tongues

A periodic element A noun Together A horror movie The Friday night Horror show A Mexican food Potillas

An international city Texas On the buzzer after the buzzer Oh I'll give that on the buzzer There was a lot of question mark going on on my seat there. Jason. He was shooting from the hip.

An un-alcoholic drink, you end up saying pass. What did you say first? Did you say Tymu? Tia Maria. I was going to say. Tea Maria. And of course is alcoholics.

Yeah, yeah. So that's a no-lava. A beauty brand, taboo? Yes. Is that real? Yeah, what was the perfume? My name used to use.

I don't know that. Oh, there you go. There you go. Then you got yourself seven. A noun. I'm not sure if you've got noun either. Together. Together.

I'm not together. It might be a verb. Table or table. Table or table. You can look that up. I'm not actually sure. A horror movie, you said something I'd also never heard of. Could have been The Shining.

But look, it's a moot point now anyway. Everything else you answered, you sort of got correct. A periodic element could have been titanium. Great get for International City just on the buzz there too. But you don't get the cash. I'm sorry, Jason. You do get, though. This will help you.

100 rolls of fuel thanks to the legends at O'Brien. Oh, sweet. Awesome. Too easy. So you buy your son the car will help fill the tank. Oh, yes. Thanks, guys. That feels good.

Hey, thanks for playing, Jason. Enjoy yourself a weekend. He's two, see you. See you, Jay's. Ah, it's just like that, hey. We do play again at 8 o'clock for $10,000. I had so many question marks on that sheet. I just couldn't keep up.

He was amazing. And when they say it with conviction, I'm like, well, maybe it is. I'm sure guy furiously Googling. Yeah, yeah, together's an adverb. It's an adverb. Well, there's a learning. Good to learn, good to learn.

Play it again at 8 o'clock. It's Jess and Ducko. Of course, we love McDonald's on this show. We are proud to always partner with McDonald's, but they do amazing things, not just in the food space. Of course, Ronald McDonald's House, something that's very close to our hearts, Jess.

They do amazing things for families who have been really affected in tough times with sick kids. Absolutely, Duck. And November 15 is Macapy Day. And we take any opportunity we can to encourage people to get to their local Maccas to support Macapy Day. And the reason can't be justified just you and I. No. We need to go to people to really explain the impact that the Ronan McDonald House charities has on real families who, are going through the toughest time imaginable with a sick child.

Having a child, that child gets sick. You don't know what to do. You need someone to basically take care of everything for you and make your life a lot easier or as easy it can be in that moment. And that is Ronald McDonald House. And someone who's lived that first and foremost is Hannah. Hannah joins us right now. Hannah, good morning.

Thanks so much for coming on. Morning. Thanks for having me. Hannah, I know you must be as passionate about talking about Rona McDonald's charities as we are, because you have lived through needing their services, thriving with their services, your gorgeous son, Kit, at the age of three, you as a family get the worst news imaginable. Can you take us through that conversation you had a couple of years ago now? Yeah, sure. So, yeah, Kit was three, so it was 2022. He was going to daycare, you know, sort

of getting sick often as kids tend to do when they're in the daycare. So we didn't suspect anything out of the ory. But during August of that year, he was just sick again, having fevers that kind of wouldn't go away, very pale and lethargic. So we made the call to take him up to John Hunter Hospital one night, waited all night. To be honest, we thought we would get sent home, get told to take Panadol. But fortunately, the doctor that night decided to take some blood tests, and those came back all as quite abnormal. We still didn't know why that was, but admitted him and he had some further testing.

And pretty much the next day, we found out that he had leukemia. So it was very, very fast, very quick and very unexpected. And then what happens in that moment? You get that shocking news, and then, like, what do you do there as parents and how does Ronald House sort of come into it? Yeah, so I guess our situation was a little bit different because we are local to Newcastle. So we always kind of said, like, if there was one blessing in the situation, it was that we didn't have to relocate like a lot of families do when they get news like this. We've met tons of other families that live in other areas, rural areas outside of Newcastles.

So when they received that news, they literally had to drop everything, you know, jump on a flight to Newcastle. and then stay here for months on end. So in those situations, they were able to stay at Ronald McDonald's house. And in some cases, they would be staying here for like six to eight months. For us, I guess the main ways that we benefited from their support is in probably three different ways. So on the pediatric oncology ward up at John Hunter, there's Ronald McDonald's Ronald run on the Donald House family room.

And basically that's just a really lovely space where families that are staying on the ward can go and have some time out. There's a kitchen. There's a pancake machine, which Kit loved because we all know. Hospital food is terrible. And I can imagine in that time, Hannah,

you're looking for little joys for your boy. And if a pancake machine's going to do it, well, wonderful. Exactly. And, you know, there's tea and coffee facilities and showers and things like that. So that was probably the first. kind of contact that we had with the services of Ronald McDonald's House.

And then two other ways were that because he was three turning four, we had to pull him out of daycare and, you know, we had planned to send him to preschool, but because he was really he's susceptible to illness, we weren't able to do that. So he didn't get to go to preschool, but we still were able to kind of enroll him in school when he was in his treatment. But Ronald McDonald House have a learning program as well. So what they did was there was a little group of kids around the same age that were starting school

and they got us together and had kind of like online sessions about starting school, kind of like the Kind of like the Kind of like the Kind of Transition programs that are around. And they sent us out like, you know, activities and just little fun things for him to do before he started school and just to get him ready for that.

But they also really understood the situation, so it weren't kind of like other kids starting schools. So they've got an education liaison, I think, is she called. And she works for a Madonna-Modon house, and she contacted our school and kind of talked them through kit situation and, you know, any special requirements that he needed before he started school. And, yeah, that was amazing just to have someone on our side that knew exactly what he needed. Absolutely. Hannah, I think the common thread I'm picking up from you, whilst you weren't living at John Hunter, sorry, at the Ronald McDonald House, it's the community that was able to bolster you, your husband. You had an elder daughter, you know, Eden, her little brothers going through all this. So to feel bolstered by people who not only professionally can support you, education officers, medical staff, but to connect with other people.

going through this. It breaks my heart to think of kit as a little three, four-year-old with a room full of little kids, but the idea that he feels supported people going through what he's going through, even at such a young age. But you and your partner as well, that's the real blessing of Ronald McDonald House, isn't it? Sure, yeah, and just through that connection, being able to meet other families as well. Well done to all of you, and I think that just shows a real hand what Ronald McDonald House does. So www.Mchappyday.org.

You will go in there. Every $2 for every Big Mac gets sold. Go straight to wrong on with Donald House. It's a great initiative. We always like the silly socks. The silly socks are great. You can get those. Hannah, thanks so much for being brave and coming on and sharing your story.

We really appreciate it. No problem. Thanks for having you. Tell Kit, we said hello. Yes. I will. Thanks, man. Jess and Ducko.

Pam's been naughty. Norty, Pemmy. Your first born. Yeah. How dare she? So obviously, her having the baby come into the household. there's been a different shift and she's been very good at managing it.

Like, I wouldn't say she, like, loves flow. I'd say she's getting way better at tolerating flow. We love tolerating. Yeah, it's good. She still licks her and gives her love. On the spectrum of obsessed with, tolerating aggressive, yeah.

You'll take even tolerating over-obsessed with. 100%. Because then you've got to still be on the ball, like, okay, she's getting a bit too friendly. Exactly. She gives her a lick on the face and stuff and enjoys it and whatever. And that's great for Flows immunity. It is.

Yeah, licks her in the mouth sometimes. Love that. But we feel really bad. In the afternoon, we normally take, like, Pam and Flo out for a walk. We do, like, a family walk in the Ava, right? Just to survive the last wake window of Flo's Day. And Pam wants to go out. She gets really upset now if we go out the three of us without her.

She gets a bit like, but why aren't I coming? Oh, okay. I want to come with you. She doesn't understand. Or you can't come to the shops. Yeah, exactly. Right. So when we go to the shops, I tell her, we go to the shops.

But yesterday we were going to, yeah, because we don't want to make her feel bad. So we go, Pam, we even take grocery bags, like, so yesterday, we didn't want to make it. You got props. Yeah, we don't want to make her feel bad. We were going for a walk, like, not at the shops, just like a nice walk. And we couldn't take her because it's been a bit of a day. It was just easier not to. And we're like, oh, Pam, we're going to the shops.

And she was so sad. Morgan grabs the grocery bags. I'm like, we're going to Woolworth, sweetie. You know you can't come there. And she looks so sad. We leave. So on the, we go, we do our walk on the way home. We're like, let's just stop into the local IGA.

Pick up a thing of butter. Oh, put it in the back. She'll know. And she just got home and go, Pam, look at this. See, we're at the shops. We didn't lie. We didn't lie because we're at that stage now or we don't want to lie to our dog

who's got crippling anxiety. As well as other things. As well as other things. Vaginitis amongst other problems. So then we come home with the butter and Pam is looking guilty as all hell. And we're like, Pam, we're at the shop. We look over. She has eaten a whole loaf that was sitting on the bench.

Now, she doesn't normally go on the bench. It's a relatively high bench. It's not. On the bench on top of the toaster, she's gotten up, got a whole loaf of rice, sourdough, bread. My stuff's not changed. A whole friggin' loaf.

Yeah, we've got from Harris Farm, man. That much, yeah. We got a whole loaf of that thing, and she's eaten, like, it was fresh. So what? She's sort of ripped through the plastic? Or did she eat some plastic? Because that can't be good for her guts. Yeah, ripped through the bag.

I guess just ripped through it and eaten the whole loaf that was gone. And then, oh, my God, was she sick? Oh, because, you know, she's my dog. So obviously, we have gut issues. But also, this is the cleanest eating dog you've ever seen in your life. It's vegetables. I've seen the menu on the fridge. And chicken.

That's right. And eggshell. Low carb. Low carb. Very low carb. And she's eating a whole, she's like, this is like a woman who's been dumped. Yeah. Who goes, well, the only thing that's going to make me feel better is junk food.

Yes. Tubbs of ice cream, chocolate. It was exactly like that. She's like, oh, I'll show you. I'll show you what I want to do, Daddy. And then all of a sudden, we didn't even give her dinner that night because she was so full. Yeah, I was like that. So then she was, she was lying down and you literally could hear her stomach like,

just trying to digest. And she was like, oh, like, she was so. So sad. It took two days, like literally a couple of days to clear her out because she was got, she had so much backlog and we're still getting some diarrhea poo out of there. And it feels even more brutal because you brought home butter, which I assume was to use on that bread. I know, it was. Because Morgan's like, we got really nice rice sourdough. Let's get some butter. Let's get some fancy butter. And we even got prop butter. Like, we, we lied to her to the props and she still knew we were lying to her. It was just like a real. You'll not be able to enjoy that butter. I'm going to eat all the bread. It's mine. One, two, three, three, three. Jess and Duckos.

What's the threesome? Everybody loves. Shine Guy's going to give us a series of things, three things in particular, and we are going to tell him what they have in common. Babs is in studio. Hey, feeling Babs? Good. Great.

Let's go, shocking. All right, first one. Ionic, Leif, Model 3. Hybrid vehicles. Electric vehicles. Oh, wow. Sorry, not hybrid? They are all electric.

I'm not. I thought they're metamusal products. No. The Nissan Leaf and the Tesla. Mulberry. Yes. Next one, point to Jess. Shark Nato, the Meg.

Shark movies. Oh, big monster movies. Shark movies. Very good. Got up first up. The Meg, what a film. Yeah, you want your favour. Meg 2?

Yeah, not good. Not good. Meg 1 still. How dare you? Babs you playing? Yep. Okay. Go fish.

Crazy 8. Card games. Oh, no. Thank you. I reckon his threesome categories are getting easier. Yeah, I think so. We've given him too much shtick. They're not as like rogue.

Remember subatomic particles? One of the great. It was one of the great. He really put this segment on the map. For you. Stan Smith's, Chuck Taylor's, Air Force, ones. Oh, they're classic. No, they're classic shoes.

Classic shoes. Classic shoes. Oh, piss off. Hey, Babs, are you playing? Are you playing? Is it working? Dango, you never turn. Am I called?

He turned around. She doesn't care I'm leaving. I love that you checked. Yeah, she did just look down. Next one. Ice cube, ice tea, vanilla ice. Rappers. Yeah, wrappers with ice in their name.

I need the full thing. Come on. That's a half age. You got that. You got that. That's a bloody half of age. Let us share the ice tea. You still tire whether it's a half of them. Oh, all right.

A Rolex. Watch brands. Fancy watches. Luxury watch. Luxury watch. Babs, you're just checking. Your mic is on. You are here.

Bads, you'll get this one. I am here. You'll get this one. Oh, yeah. Let's brush off. Here we go. The Sims, Animal Crossing. Video games.

Computer games. I need more. Computer games where you build people. Build cities. Build environments. Where you interact and... Where you control your sim character. Simulator.

People simulator. Life simulator. Computer games. Something is simulator. Simulation games. I'll give that too. Yeah, thank you very much. It's because your mic's not on.

Yeah, yeah. Sorry, how long is this game going for? Yeah. We've got that. Pixar, DreamWorks, Illummed. They are... Film... Film companies.

Production companies. Animated films. Films. The animation production houses, yeah. Production houses, you idiot, Babs. Maybe when you can't get that. It doesn't match, she can't win anyway. This is between...

Remember when you said he'd sort of eased up a bit? No one when it comes to both. Wait do you hear this one. Oh, okay. Carl, Sheen, Jimmy. Oh, three, two and a half men. No. Um, Jimmy Neuchon, Camry,

Camper. And Jess is won the game. I don't know Jimmy Neutral. And not as bad The Nickelodeon series The Adventures of Jimmy Newton I love Jimmy Neutral Gene are the best friends

I don't, I have no Jimmy Neutron references She's the crazy kid who's obsessed with the superhero Let's not get into it I know Jess and Ducko in the morning Jess and Ducko's

10K alpha bucks On hit Alfa bucks 30 seconds to answer 10 questions all starting with the same letter How to take your first answer Can not use the same answer twice

And if you're unsure of the questions, say pass, we come back. If there's time, they're the rules of engagement. This would be great this money heading into the weekend. We go to Emma. Good morning, Emma. Good morning. Emma. $10,000.

What are you going to do with it? I want to take my daughter on a Disney cruise, and I've just recently found out how expensive they are. So, yes, I will do that. If you don't mind, what is the price tag? Well, the short one was $6,000. Wow. Geez, okay.

Okay. And it's in US dollars as well, so whatever you spend on the ship is pricing. We need the $10,000. We do. Emma, the letter you're going to work with today is N for Nemo. Perfect. You like that? Yep.

All right, it's solid. Shy guys furiously giggling if finding Nemo is Disney franchise, we can certainly. Emma, let's rock and roll. Your time will start. after the first question, starting with the letter N, we need you to name. A country. Nigeria. An occupation.

A comedy film. No, that's what the key. Pass. Something sweet. New girl. A technology brand. No, pass. Something you study.

Networking. A fruit. Nectory. A band. No, no, nine-inch nails. A periodic element. Oh my God, she would have, she would have won that if you didn't throw yourself off. If you didn't throw yourself off, you were a player.

Oh, my gosh. You could have, because you said, no, no, let's start to the name. You didn't actually answer answer. I went to say knocked up. Yeah, but you didn't say it. So like, we could keep going. Can you think of one, do you? Do you even want to do this?

Yeah, let's. No, I can't think of it. You got yourself five there, Emma, comedy film Napoleon Dynamite or Norbert. Oh, I don't want Eddie Murphy's great. Technology maybe could have been Nokia and then something you study, you said networking. I don't know if you study networking. No. You said nursing.

I went to say nursing, but I thought I couldn't because I said nurse. Yeah, it's different. Nursing, nursing. Different things. So you could have said that. A periodic element would sort of run out of steam. Nitrogen is the one we're after. Look, Emma, you don't get the cash, but you do get 100 bucks of fuel thanks to O'Brien.

Oh, that's amazing. Thank you. I need that for the weekend. Thank you, Emma. Absolutely. You pay for the Disney cruise yourself, but we'll get your car to the ferry. Yeah. Okay, amazing. Thank you so much. Thanks, Emma. We do play again Monday. For 7 and 8 for $10,000. Up next, though, what's a creepy crawly story? Thank you, Kendrick Lamar. Tickets. Yeah, last chance of Kendrick tickets. We'll get you on after this.

Jess and Ducko. We're ducking over to Bravia, South Germany. Jeez, it's been a long time. Bavaria. My bad. My apologies. Not Bavaria. That sounds more like it.

Clearly. You got cities on the mind. Never been there. Never been there. Never been there. It's been a long while between Crancy. Bavaria. Where's Bavaria?

Well, South Germany. It's kind of like a region. Bavaria. Sorry to any of our German listeners. I know we have a couple of those around. You haven't had a pork knuckle in too long. Geez, Louise, that wasn't great for me. I've been to Munich and I've been to Berlin.

That's my German knowledge. What I'm hearing is you've chosen not to go to Bavaria. What are you got against Bavaria? Bavaria. Put Italian. You did go a bit Italian. Anyway, we're here for a horrible reason. Police were called to investigate a poor house of these 30-year-olds

who kept getting their door rung. Now, they suspected it was called Klingenstake, aka Ding-Dong ditch in German. Yes, some punks in the neighbourhood. constantly harassing them. So apparently it's happened three nights in a row. The first night was just once, and it was after, like, 9 o'clock. And they thought, eh, what's going on?

When out, no one was there. Okay, just some punks doing clean-ins today. So then after that, I'm losing nailing my pronunciation. You are. The next night. You've made up for the bravary. I have. Yeah, I've got the German listeners back on side.

It's because that time you went to Munich. Yeah. I went to Octoberfest. Good times. Oh, hot damn. Good times. Yeah, great stuff. Anyway, having to get the next night, right?

Is it getting later now? Later? And they're starting there's more of a prank. When the third night it happened in a row, it was non-stop. It was constant, but they were looking at their camera and they realized no one's there. Jeez, these punks are fast. These punks are. No one's there. So what they do?

They call the police, obviously, as you do. Yeah. Get these twerps. When the police came, because this was after 10pm now, the police came, they couldn't find anyone either. When they looked down and they realized that you could see a snail, and it was actually a snail that was crawling over their doorbell. So they've dusted for fingerprints

And gone, it's not showing up any human fingerprints What it is showing up is a trail of slime Slime goo, yes I think it's a snail The residents police discovered The slug traversing the door entry panel And you could see the slime trail Over the sensors

And then the slime trial was like just on the sensor So the sensor was just non-stop But what, not being caught by the camera Not being caught by the camera So the slime's gone over, snail's gone It's just going non-stop That's a cheeky snail Because I know we were talking about

punk kids. That's a punk snail. That's a punk snail. Who's been dead by his snail mates. Maybe he's like a bit of a nerd. And he wants to fit in with the cool kids. And the cool kids are like, alright, I, say that house. Go do it.

Go ring the doorbell. It took him three weeks to get there. Then he got there. He's going to make it worth his while. Absolutely. But begs the question, what's your creepy crawly story? I mean, I had a mate, you know that, who had a cockroach in his ear. I've talked about that before.

Yeah, that's how I've told you about my grandma who woke up to little feelings on her face in the middle of the night, turn the light on, and an egg nest had hatched, and all the baby spiders were falling on her face. Yaw! That's yucky. That's disgusting. You'd take a ding-dok and ditched snail over a baby spider. You would absolutely take that. Creepy-cruly, Shaga.

Yeah, I had a cockroach in my bed once. It was, I just got into bed, turned on the TV, and I felt something on my leg. I pulled up the blanket, and there it was. And was it freaked out. And was a biggie with a giant antenna? Did you let it at least? Did you tuck him in at least? Well, I had to, like, find it.

I had to, like, rummage off all the sheets. I couldn't, I think I stopped it on the lounge. I wouldn't have been able to rest. Until you can see the decapitated cockroach. Remember we had the spider in our car on the drive home from Gold Coast into New South Wales? Yes. And we were driving a long drive and we were hung over

and there was a spider coming in out of the air vent. Oh my God. That's the spider's coming out. I was like, honey, just steer off the road. Get rid of it. Get rid of it. Yeah. Let's take a torch to it.

So 13, 1060, to our German listeners and to everyone in between. Where specifically in Germany? Creepie-crawly stories. Bavaria. And in Australia We've got a lot of creepy crawlies Heaps of the creepiest crawley of the countries Amen

What do you got for us? Jump on, get involved Jess and Ducco Creepy crawly Stories In Bavaria, of course And I've been My apologies, I've been to Bavarian beerhouses before So you should have known

I just hadn't seen it written down properly Bavaria, one of the oldest places in Germany Also known for its Catholic heritage and conservative traditions Of course You didn't need to look that up. You knew. I knew that. Once you were actually thought about it.

Yeah, yeah, I got it. I know so many Bavarian facts. And I know a lot of Bavarians. They're big listeners of this show. What are their names again? On listener. Claude. I'll shout out to Claw.

Yeah, there's a few Clause. Thanks for tuning in, Claude and his extended family. Yeah, Claude and everyone who listens. We appreciate you. Thanks for ticking the box. Anyway, we're here in Bavaria, Southern Germany, of course. Love their Catholic stuff. Because police are investigating. Relentless buzzing of doorbell of a late-night couple.

They thought it was Klingen-Trake, which was a bell prank, aka Ding-Dong Ditch. When they really discovered, they got the police there, they were worried. They realized it was a snail crawling over the door sensor and the slime dew from the snail, like, juices, had just been covered completely over the sensor. You call them the cops for ding-dor. Well, they were scared because it was constantly ringing, and they were like, no one's there. So then they said, we need to call it. They should have called Ghostbusters.

Also, just open the front door and have a look out. I know. You must have just stayed in. You're Bavarians. You build the stronger stuff. Yeah, you are. Don't be wasting the cops time. I thought you meant to call the police in an emergency.

Yeah. Not someone's ringing my doorbell. What are we doing? And then it's a bug. How embarrassing. Would you imagine being those Bavarian police? Like, I signed up for this, huh? Also, do you wonder how stories like this make it to Australia?

Yeah, how did this go viral? Because who took this to come across Ducco's desk? For me to mispronounce the place it's from. It's a full circle moment. Beggs a question. No, creepy-crawly stories. We go to Louise. Good morning.

Hello. What's your creepy-crawling story? Hi. So I'm driving to work this morning. Come around a corner and the sun's in my eyes. Put the wind, the sunflap down and a huntsman drop in my lap. Not hiding your sun flap. No.

You know that thing? I don't know what it's called the sunbyser. No, no. It's sunflap. The visor. Yeah, that sounds good. Did, um, then where did it go? At your feet, where did it go?

Oh, in your lap? I don't know. My knees touched my ears. Thank God there was no car in front of me. So I pulled over. I, to this day, I never found it. I got home and I sprayed that car. It was the worst drive home.

Oh, Louise. Oh, a big huntsman too. And they're so fast. They are. He was just waiting for Louise. Yeah, here I am. And you fly up. And on 13, 10, 60.

See, at least the Bavarian snails are out in the open. Our huntsman is hiding in the flaps. And, hello, sorry. Hi, hi, guys. How are you? Good, Anne. Look, I'm a bit creeped out. Yeah, I like creepy, curly stories.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I think this might even just creep out a little bit more. When my son was younger, who was laying in bed, and then one night he complained, and he goes, Mom, something's crawling on me. And I went, well, it must be just like a spider or a cockroach. Don't worry about it. You'll be fine. Sorry, don't worry about a spider or a cockroach.

Tough enough. Tough enough, princess. Yeah. Anyway, so we would just say, and he goes, no, it weighs more than, you know, it weighs about five kilos, Mom. And I went, no, it doesn't, mate. You're delusional. Anyway, my husband come home from night shift and we're telling him about this.

Anyway, he found the culprit sitting up in the kitchen bench. It was a rat. Oh, man. So the tail was moving around on my son's face. And I told you, I've told you it, and at what point? How old's your son at this experience? He was probably about 12. 12?

I mean, surely you believe in a 12th. No, because he was a bit of a storyteller. There you go. And it's like, oh, I've had enough of your BS. I'm not entertaining this. A rat. That is gross. Emma.

It's fantastic. Emma on 13, 10, 60. What's your creepy, cruely story? Morning, guys. When I was about 10, I was brushing my teeth and I couldn't quite get to the bottom my bottom teeth and I had a big leech

in my mouth. Sorry. Sorry, Emma. How did you not know? Do you live in the road forest? We lived on a property which had a dam so I think I had been swimming during the day. With your mouth open and hadn't.

Well, maybe. 10 year old me made silly decisions. I've had a couple of leeches in my time. Never in my mouth. They're gross and they're hard to get off. Could you not feel it sucking the inside of your Gums? No, I don't think so.

I honestly think I just didn't notice it. And then what'd you do? Put it down the sink? Um, I think we put salt on it, which is terrible. Salt kills them. Yeah, because how's she getting in there to... How does you not feel that you're like? Oh, Mom, I can't rush my time.

Yeah, Mom, that's fantastic. A leech in there. Oh, Nikki. Hello. Hello. What's your creepy crawly story? A bit like Louise, except for I, um, I was called to my husband who had just had a massive motorbike crash and had broken his back.

So I was running up to the hospital. And it was about 11 o'clock at night. So I'd missed him. So I had to stay at a friend's house. I drove up the driveway. Oh, no, sorry, before I drove up the driveway, I was on the freeway. And this thing came down from my sun visor. And it was just hanging there in the glare of the lights coming to me.

And I was like, this is a massive spider. I was so freaked out, drove straight up the driveway. And I was so scared. I jumped out. steep driveway didn't put my handbrake on. Oh no. Car rolled all the way backwards, hit the trees at the bottom of the driveway and it was a ride-off.

Oh my God. Did you see what kind of spider it was? Was it at least big? We couldn't find it, but it was massive and it was just dangling there. And I didn't know if it was a huntsman or if it was something scary. But it was, I was scared. Oh, my God, that's another critter hiding in the sunflap.

It's a horrible day for the family for Nikki. That is. Hided by crash, like in hospital, right off the car because there was a spider. Like, that is just bad luck. Just going to the hospital next day and I break it to your husband. Like, ah, it gets worse.

Jess and Ducko. You know, the girl I keep bumping into it at the gym. She always hits me with a fray-ye. So if you are a fry-ya-ya, I'm not. No, neither-money. It's all my peeps out there. I'm a friar, but, you know, I'm just trying to get. That's because you're cool.

Yeah, I know, right. Oh, Brad's just left the room again. She's on one's day. She's chuffed off. Doesn't care. Doesn't want a bar of it. That, you know, uh. It's been a hell of a way. Has been.

Big announcement. Yeah. Bit going on. There's a bit on in the family. So let's look back at the things that made us chuckle. Yep. The things that made us giggle. Yep.

The things that put a smile. Yep. Cut me off whenever you want to go. No, no, I'm enjoying this. What's the next one? The things that made us feel. Oh, I like that. The only day laughs about feeling.

That's right. The producer's diary. Well, what are we get's been with Jess and Ducko? Ducko dropped this bombshell on us. There is no easy way to say this. I'll just come right out and say it, but this will be my last year of the Jess and Ducco show. I know there'll be lots of shocked people,

lots of shocked rice cookers out there hearing this and our call listeners, and I'm sorry to, you know, to bring this news to you. As I said, sometimes these things happen when you're least expecting it and not looking forward to it. This was a decision, as I said, I made for my family.

And as you can hear, it probably wasn't, you know, an easy one for me to make. It's not as if I was unhappy. I love this show and I love this team. And I love what we do. Yeah. We were in this for life.

And I saw a road. cozy future with you. Yeah, totally. And it's been... And this D-Tour is amazing. It's been, yeah. It's incredible. And I'm just gutted for myself. Of course, yeah. For our team, for hit New South Wales. For the people. I love you all. You guys know that. I love the listeners. I love the people have embraced me. I love this place. It'll always be a part of me and always be a second home. So, you know, it's, it's, it's, uh, it's farewell for now, but not goodbye forever. That's right. And certainly not goodbye right now. Not right now. We've got a lot more fun. I just want to ease everyone into Christmas.

We're going to ring every ounce of joy and fun and humour and love and laughter to send you off with a bang. We are sad to see him off, but like Jess said, we're still going to squeeze some laughs in before the end of the year. At least he can leave us knowing what type of jox he owns now. I wear the briefs, Shaga, you wear like the little boy ones. No. No.

Also known as boy leg. Boy leg. Like, I can see where there's a boy leg with red ones. There's a briefs, I think. Is that what they call? Yeah, box are brief. Do you have, is their leg on the side? Those ones, whatever they are.

Yeah, pretty, yeah, I wear those two. See, isn't it funny? How does you fit in that? Anyway. Hanks out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't it funny? That shape for women is called a boy leg.

But do you not call it boy leg? No, we call it brief. Oh, see, I thought a brief was like an undie. It's the triangle one. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, see, I don't think you wear briefs, brother, because briefs are like... No, I don't wear those.

Yeah, yeah, like jocks. No, I don't wear that at all. Yeah. See, I thought brief was undies. No, I don't wear that. Geez, have I got... Oh, wow. Yeah.

So what have I... This whole time, you're telling people you're in... God damn it, no one of people look at me so weird. You've aged yourself. No, I've got no friends. No, box a brick. How is secured a wife? See, I just wearing briefs?

I don't know. She checked. She checked. She's like, he gets it roll, but it's fine. Off air during the song, Shagai and I screen your calls before we put you through to the guys. Lee called in, and the poor woman thought she was already on air. Lee.

Hello. Hi. You've been vomiting on. Lee. Hello. Hello. Lee. Hello.

Hello. Please don't let me ask again. You've been vomiting on. We're talking vomited on. What are you got? Well, I think I've already had my story. Okay. We haven't spoken to you, Lee.

Did you speak to Babbs and Shy Guy? What have they done? Lee. Lee gave me a story off air. If Lee could just repair her story, that would be great. What's happened? And the phones I went, Lee. Hello?

Sorry, yes. Go forth. Okay, Shy Guy. You know what? It doesn't matter. That's just whatever. This is why Babbs does the phones and you don't, mate. What was that all about?

So Lee told her story to Shy Guy. Assuming that's me done. Oh, so now we've asked Lee, she goes, I've already told my story, not really pleased. Lee thought she already did it. She must have thought I was ducco. I don't know. The day it happens. Ah, well, Lee, good.

I'm sure it was great. We've done some rogue things with you rice cookers, but this one's up there with one of the weirdest. We got you to call in a guess on 131060 who was sniffing into the mic in our new game. Who knows the nose? Is you excited? I am. I hope I can tell the difference. Someone's going to go first, and you've got to guess who it is out of the four of us, all right?

Okay. All right. Here we go, here we go. Who's that, Lee? Oh, my goodness. Was that time, Ducco? Yes! Yes, it was!

Mackay. We're going to drop the music. Nice, crisp, clear sniff. Whose is this? That is bad. Yes! Yes! Okay, all right.

All right, let's see it. Let's roll. All right, all right. Can we go maybe three from three with Makaya? Okay. Oh, that's a deep sniff. I'm going to say, Jess. I think she's a big sniff because she likes food and pasta like I do.

Yeah. Good morning, Kai. Hey, bro. Kai. Hey, bro. Hey, bro. Do you reckon you can... Hey, bro.

Hey, bro. Just sniff just sniff it for a Friday. Do you reckon you nose? You can nose? Yeah, that's so true. We're nose bros. All right. Nose bros.

All right, Kai. Your first sniff. Ready? Hmm, um, show guys? Yeah, bang on. Yes! Yes! We told you about the DJ who had an orgasm on stage while she played this track from Dizzy Rascal. Bunkers.

Jess wondered what it was that would unexpectedly turn us on. Turns out, feedback from our boss is a huge turn on for the guys. So imagine standing right behind all the loud, heavy speakers, and this is blaring in your crutch. As a lady, because I don't think as a guy, I mean, it might put some lead in the pencil. I was going to say, did her vibrations do it for you? I mean, it's a win. Just a sly smile from shock. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Honestly, just, yeah. With this haircut. Yeah, yeah. Our boss comes in and says, good show today. I'm like, oh, God, damn it. Holy hell. Well, let's be, give a realistic example, Ducco. Oh, so true.

What fantasy land are you living in? When he comes in and says, a bit fast today, stop talkover. I'm like, oh, it's happening again. I'm going to take the positive Twitter. Oh, talk over. Duccoe, you asked Lenny Kravitz a good question. Oh, jeez. I'm just living money out there.

See you next week, Rice Cookers. Here. Jess and Ducko. Let's do it. Call a fan. Call her fame. Call the fame. Win the prize.

How many people can say, yeah. You know that guy that did the Super Bowl halftime show? Yeah. I saw his gig. I saw him live. He not bad. Might not have been at the Super Bowl, but he brought the show.

show down under and I was in the crowd. We are of course talking about Kendrick Klammer. The one and only. A double pastor he showed plus accommodation at the refreshingly local Ridges Darling Square, your home away from home. We love these guys. They always look after us and the rice cookers. That's been

the call of fame this week and geez. Geez, haven't they lifted? We've had some contribution. Had some great contributions as always but we thank the cookers but geez what day was this? This must have been Wednesday, Tuesday. Tuesday maybe. We asked the question. What do you eat that you shouldn't have?

After people were up in arms, Aldi started stocking dog ice cream. Yep. And they put it in the ice cream section next to human ice cream. A couple of people not using their eyeballs. This is the vegans, really. The vegans getting a little bit upset, but it begged for the question. Yeah.

What'd you eat that you shouldn't have? And Mitch got in touch, told us this. I was cooking dinner one night for the family when I was about 13 or 14, thought I'd be smart and be, get some roundy points by cooking some food. And I pulled some mints out of the fridge. frosted it, made some homemade Rissals, served it up. And my mum's like, where did you get this from? And I'm like, the back freezer.

I'd already eat in mine. And she turns out it was pet mints. Fantastic. So I cooked everyone at pet mints for dinner. And did they eat it? Nope. Wow. Mom flag it.

Mitchell was hungry. He shoveled his in. That's one. Mitch, eat a Kedrick ticket. They're not like us. Mitch, congratulations. Thank you very much. Mitchell, thanks for joining.

the show, sharing what I can only imagine gets brought up a lot in your family from the 13-year-old mistake you made? It certainly does, don't you worry? I bet it does. It's just one year the call of fame, so you can be proud of that story now, my friend. You're off to Kendrick, mate. Thank you very, very much.

You're very welcome. You're a fan of Kendrick? I am. I'm. Oh, legend. Perfect. Well, make yourself some doggy burgers before you go. And then go enjoy the show, all right? Thank you very much. You're very welcome. Thanks, Mitch. Geez, imagine your dad calls you and goes, mate.

Hey, son. Hey, little. That's a loose show for dad to tell you to. A little guy. Hey, little Tucker. Hey, little wheels. Hey, hey, it's four wheels. I've just won us some Kendrick Lamar tickets.

So good. That's pretty sick. Fantastic. In this economy. In this economy, it's climate and accommodation. That's accommodation. I'm going to Kendrick. Boys weekend.

It's on like a Wednesday. I'm driving down and then driving back. You didn't offer Mitch a lift. He didn't offer me accommodation. So if he offers me a room, I'll offer him a drive. How's that sound? That's fair. A little roll away bed for the Duckman.

Why not? That's nice. Hey, we're just about done here. If missed any show this week, big show, obviously announced I am departing at the end of the year. The video's up on Jess and Ducko, but we still got five weeks of good times and happiness left. Absolutely. And a lot more call of fames. Yeah, next week we got Oprah.

You get a ticket. You get a ticket. And that'll be it because it's only two tickets. But you're right. Oprah Winfie. That's where we got. Another night's accommodation. You just got to get involved in the show.

We are also... It's not Monday, but as of next week, we're revamping Shy Guy dips. Shy Guy's finally got his way after he's been winging that he's running out of serial choices. This has worked really hard on the prize that we've got for you, Rice. Yeah, so find out what it is. Bab's had to sell her soul to get this. And what Shy Guy will be doing, we can tell you, it's called Shy Guy Licks. And for all of those really hoping it's just he licks ducco, it's not.

I reckon the last one might be. Hey, can you give us a live lick sound? I'm not licking this microphone. Look your side of it. Would you rather lick my hand? Yeah, look Jess's hand. I think I would. Okay, lick your own hand in front of the mic.

Hot. No, I'm not. Because he said it was hot. I'm not doing it anymore. Now lick your own hand in front of the mic. Here we go. Lick my hand in front of the mic. Yeah.

Okay. Oh. Felt broke. Hello. Felt gross. That's good. suck. Anyway, we'll see you next week. Have a great week. I feel gross.

Bye. Oopsie. Oh, I blew it up. Jess and Ducco! That was the Jess and Ducco podcast. At Mac is this Saturday, it's Big Mac. Bigger Purpose. With $2 from every Big Mac sold, going to Ronald McDonald House charities.