Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Eggslut

Episode Date: November 19, 2025

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The new macho range is here at the cafe. Jess and Duggo! This is the Jess and Duggo podcast. Podcast, fuck yeah. Recall to poll. We live in the day yet. Podcast, fuck yeah! Hello, podcasters.

Hello. Hello. Hell of a show. It was a good fun show today. A good vibe in the studio. Good energy. Great energy. From the cheap seats as well from our producers.

Absolutely. See, when shy guy needs to, he will live. Which begs the question, why can't you be on that level all the time? Maybe you can be my replacement next year, Shagai. Nah. No offence. Let's bring the rice cookers in on something. Okay, yeah.

Our boss very much wants someone to replace you on... Oh, can we not talk about this? Yeah, can. Yeah, why not? It's your thing. It's air. He wants them to be able to have great conversation skills, like you. Jet.

No, Shagga doesn't know that. Do all the... So I'm just going to go through Shagga's... You just said I did. No, well. Do all the buttons like you do. Yeah, he can do that. And know me.

No me to a degree. Okay, he's got one out of the three. You two are the high five buddies. Of all the people who can tick those three boxes, Ducco, there's like four people on the planet. Yeah. You are one of them. You could do it, man. You have to anchor.

Do you want to audition? You have to anchor. You should do demos. I don't want to do that job. And then Babs can be EP. Okay, she's scowling as well. You don't want to be an EP? It's a promotion for you and a promotion for shy guy.

It's like four times the salary. Oh, I'm aware. It's at least one of a half. So you could, why don't you try that as like a shuffle? We sort of have tried on. We have, I guess, when you're on a paternity leave from four days. Tomorrow. See, look, if it works tomorrow, consider it.

You know? I don't think that I'm, I think our boss will. wants me where I am. Yeah, maybe. And that's the issue, Ducco. We said to Jess, if I don't find anyone by early next year, they'll press on with the show, just you three. It'd be Jess in the morning zoo or some shit.

No, the morning crew. Yeah, the morning crew. Jess and the morning crew. You don't mind that. Well, it's one of those things. You're only able to crow by your full name in, Jess Fartjiani and the morning crew. I don't hate that.

Or the brat pack. Everyone can learn. Or the shit feeders. Whatever you want. That might not sell them. That'll be the podcast, the extension podcast. But that's the other issue, ducko. levels of enthusiasm.

Yeah. If he's not keen, I'm not twisting anyone's arm. So if he's going, if you're lukewarm, let's not waste our time. I'm just not interesting enough to fill a board. Well, you don't, the one thing that he doesn't do, Jess, where you come undone is content. Like, he doesn't, he doesn't mind his life well enough.

That's very true. You know, so you'd be doing a lot of the lifting, and then it would be like... That's very true. Yeah. I can tell you about the guy that wants to bring Vegemine into the jail. But even then, you can't really read. Does he do all the... You are dyslexic bruns? Is he?

Yeah. Hey, mate. Did you hear me pronounce that place in Malaysia today? Yeah, but see, the beauty of Darko goes, I'm not going to let that stop me. I will plow on. He's probably making up half. I plows on. Tamin Baddha, Baddha and Kadar. He plows on, and I'm number wiser.

And we don't get caught down. Sometimes we get caught down, but not... Our Malaysian listeners have tuned out, but... Babbs monitors the complaints. We've got a couple from Malaysia, but that's okay. We've got them back on side with all the Luxor chat, so it's balanced out. I've played an Indian snake-chalming sound effect. Where are we going?

We got one DM saying the snake charmer sound effects killing me. And she meant that in a positive way. So to them, we say... People liking it to fish stuff. Oh, that'll be in the show. Fish capade. I peed a little, she says. Yeah, I mean, you could try it.

You just need to have... Okay, what about this? Tonight, I want you to think, mind your life for two bits of content and you bring it tomorrow on the show. Okay. And then, Ducco. Yeah. If you are here Monday.

Yeah, yeah, hopefully. Why don't we do a little air check? I love that. You, I'll listen back. Listen back. Yeah, just to like the best part of it. Yep. And then I can, you know, I can give some feedback.

That's an industry term for go back and listen to it. We all sit in a room and fucking cringe. Yeah, yeah. But you get some honest feedback. I'd like that. Because what I'd really like, Ducko, before you leave, and hey, we're running out of freaking time here, I'd love you to pass the baton. For the new person.

I don't like the idea that it's like, you're gone. Sayanara. We never hear from you again. And just a new person pops. up. I like the idea. There's a handshake. There's a hey, this is the way things not even necessarily are done, but...

Hey, this is Jess. You can have it now. Treat her right. Yeah, just something. I want to feel cared for. She's yours now. Like passing over. And I'll tell you this one. You know what my tips? I'm going to get some good tips. Here we go. Birthdays. My goodness. When's mine, Ducko? Where's mine? Blackout April 13. Fuck me

15. Oh, shit. You're so gross. She's into the day after the day before. My daughter's 14. So I had a Like, oh, damn. April 15, Titanic sunk, and it's Jess's birthday. You will need to make that the biggest day ever. The brownie points you've just scored for remembering the Titanic's. If you go out, write down everything you've had because you will ask you every single

fucking thing. See, these are the things he needs to know. And it's weird if I'm the one telling him. I want you to be able to ask. Maybe in the last week on air, I'll say for whoever, whether you're going to do a handover. Oh, you imagine my handover notes. I'll have to check them to make sure you've written.

Spelt wrong everywhere. But see, I'd really like that Because I think as a respect thing Also to the rice cookers It feels like, I don't know The changing of the guard It feels nice as opposed to just like Opsi ya later, here's a new bloke

I don't know, I want it to feel I guess that doesn't happen in real relationships though So maybe I'm wanting too much But I'd really like that But I just If you're interested Hey Yeah

Yeah Yeah In DMs Being the co-host To the boss whatever it might be because they are as I said big shoes to fill

but we got to find the right person if you have Zeta experience and can control an AXia desk Could that right person You have to look around up what it was good I saw your eyes go Where's it branding?

I know it's an AXia Could the right person have been sitting in the room You're full wrecked over this shit Just do the job I just know this shit I don't know why Would you demo Babbs

Oh you're Jessin Babs Okay okay yes I want you I mean, the world's not... All right, Babs, Babs, practice anchoring. Here we go. Let's go to back an ounce this. She can do it.

Trust yourself. That was Taylor Swift with Fate of Ophelia. Yay. No, take it seriously though. You got Jess and Babs. People don't like two women doing things. That's fair. Okay, now let's get put.

Today show did ask that the all-female line up. Still, I just want to hear you have a go. You're on Hit Breakfast with Jess and Babs, and that was Fate of Ophelia by Taylor Swift. Up next. Up next, we have Alpha Bucks. You can win $10,000. What are the rules?

10 questions, 30 seconds. Can't say the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the answer, say pass. That's pretty much it. That's pretty much he knows it. I mean, I'll fuck that up tomorrow morning. Babs, you can do the rules tomorrow. Do you reckon you could get on the tools, Babs?

I actually want to learn. I've said that. I feel like you've been signed that for a year. These are my tools. Yeah. Axia, these are my tools. Yeah. Come to my house.

On your live show, you're going to like, rip all the wires out I'll do some funny things, yeah, I might do some just some little fuck up things. Can you leave? Yeah. Yeah. Can you leave notes all around the studio? Oh, I can do that. So then I can like randomly find them. Them all happen is you'll read the done and you go,

ugh, I miss it. Yeah, and I can say to the new person, you suck. Yeah. And just to really establish that, you know, I'm holding on to the past. It's got to be weird next year, like, when you start the show without me. I was going to be so weird. And I have my and I do my endeavours. And then we'll just be like,

just feel dirty. I was going to ask questions. No, you can't. Don't. But anyway. Okay, tomorrow's show I go. Two bits of content for Jess. Yep.

You're going to mind them. Even if you only get one up and then we listen to it back on Monday. Sure. Why I'm bringing something tomorrow. Yeah, okay. You've already locked that in. No, no, I want something else. Mind your life.

That is my life. It's personal. Yeah. Great. Are we doing a blog? Okay. You got an extra blog for me? You'll lead in something.

We should start calling your pubs as blob. Why a blob? It's your monthly. You only do it once a month. But I don't. Do it a weekly? Oh, that's a medical issue. Do you want the doctor?

Do you want the blog too? to stay next year? 100%. Oh, well, I'm guessing it is. Because this is the issue, and this is what I talk to our boss about a lot. You two, staples. The audience needs the consistency. They've been, the boat's been rocked enough.

So we need Shy Guy and Babs to be, you know, store wars. People could probably miss hearing me say that I flashed my G-bang. No, that stuff's good. I cannot miss those. I think we up the blob to two times a week, so I go, moving forward. Oh, I've got a brand update with Nick and half an hour. Enjoy the show

When I wake a wake up When you wake up It's Jess and Taco Stop what you're doing And listen You know I got the shit that you like There's only one show to wake up for you I'm not that easy to take

Jess Anyway Oh yeah poor butthole I'm gotta explain Ducko What do they look at me when I'm in the nude And they go Oh the room's archery

He is time Got him going insane Yeah But all that he called C C C was the bottom of the deep blue CCCC. Um, yeah, good show. Fuck, yeah, talk it. This is Jess and Ducko.

Yes, it is right on 6 o'clock. Hey, welcome to Thursday, you dirty dogs. Now, Ducco, you are taking tomorrow off. I'm away tomorrow. So you don't call other people Dirty Dogs, you dirty dogs. I'm an educational developing tomorrow. That's right. Even though you are leaving us, you're still taking your professional development very seriously.

You've got to do what I'm going to do. For our remaining five weeks. Oh, hang on a minute. I've kind of forgotten how many shows left together? What's 9 plus 10? 21. You stupid. I was way better than yesterday's ground.

Oh, that was a bad special. Oh, you stupid. Shy guy and I had no idea where that was from. We were brainstorming for hours. What's something that references 21 in the zeit, guys? She went, guys, it's the 9 plus 10, you're stupid. What's 9 plus 10? 21.

You stupid. Well done, Babs. Where did we land on where that was from? It's an old, like, video that was like, it was like my 6-7 when I was younger. Oh, it was your 6-7. There you go. Yeah, there you go. That's the Gen Z of the Gen Alpha 6-7.

Love that. Anyway, 21 shows. 21, quite the milestone. Did you have a big 21st? I did. Back in the day, me too. I had at the London Olympics, and it was Olympic themed. So people could come as anything they wanted from the Olympics.

What did you? Do you remember what you drove up? I was a ping pong player, I believe. That's fantastic. I imagine sweatband. Sweat band, tight shorts. Absolutely. Carrying the paddle and the ping pong ball.

People got really all out. I love that. People came as like in a rowing team. They all like did a boat together and they rode in. Sick. Kathy Freeman suit was getting a run. I did a circus for my 21st but only me, my boyfriend, my parents and like two of my best mates I told to dress up because I wanted to be like, where the activation?

And everyone was like, crap, was it a dresser? I'm like, no, no, we're just dressing up. That's the most youth thing I've ever heard. My dad was a magician. I'm going to make my thing dress up and not tell anyone. No, no. It was just so I could be the ringleader. Then did it feel weird being the one dressed up?

No, because obviously, as the party girl, you want to be the best dressed. Yeah. And you can't beat a ringleader. You can't be a ringleader. An awesome jacket and this big two-to skirt thing. It was fun. Hilarious. 21st are fun.

They're fun, but they're just absolute piss-ups. It's all I are. Why did, I don't expect you to know. know this, but why did 21 become such a milestone? Because in America, it's a legal drinking age. Oh, do we just co-op off that? I just a pop culture thing. Because obviously we do a big 18th as well, but we also do the big 21st, and I don't

really understand why. Some of my friends rule out one of the other. I didn't have an 18th. Because I turned 18 when I was at school, so I didn't have a big 18th. So all your friends are a bit younger. Yeah, yeah. So what's the point of having the big... Yeah.

Interesting. I still went out to the club on a Thursday. You know what I mean, Shugga? Yeah, you get it, man. Did you have a big 20 first? Oh, no. No. I think we just copied Americans.

Did you have a big 18th? I can't remember. That's a no. I did, I didn't do a party. Or it was that big, he blacked out. No. Babs' 21st was just last year. So how was yours?

I did a theme. I had a party. What was the theme? I think it was like dress up as something from your decade. Don't pretend you don't know your 21st thing. Yeah, what do you mean? It was not that long ago. We're talking two years.

No, I think it was like dresses was something from your decade. So like mine was 2000s. And I had, like, my grandparents there, like my whole family there. Oh, I was going to say, wasn't everyone the same decade, but family invited, absolutely. So what did you dress up at? Lizzie McGuire. Britney, I think. Oh, yeah.

What, toxic? Shaved head, Brittany. I think so, not shaved head, Brittany. Yeah, I could see you pulling off a bit of Britney. Yeah. Try my best, you know. Yeah, that's it. In the toxic film clip where she's that sexy flight attendant, she's killing all the passengers.

Yeah. That's the only Britney film clip, that and hit me baby that I remember. Yeah, what about the one with the python? I'm a slave. For you. Now you're going two-back catalogue for me.

Okay. She's got the big yellow python. Oh, wait a minute. That was just shy. He's right here. I haven't had this song in a while? Is this a banger?

This is... I think we've done this, haven't we? We have it, didn't we? No one thought it was a banger. I don't know if Brittany's ever won a banger. I don't think so. She's been baffing up in a few iterations. Oh, this Friday for Babs in honour of Barbara.

Let's do Britney bang a bitch. Oh, hang on. Now we've got the contentious thing again. Oh, I can just end her one. I want to what Babs wants. Like, I don't mind. Oh, okay, there you go, because she was the one who did you do your last year. I don't hit me, baby.

I don't know toxic. And that's sort of it. All right, all right. You know. All right. So which one of those do you go? Whatever. I'll take whichever.

Hit me, baby. Ooh, I'll bat up lucky again. Maybe she can have a run. Babs, you have another Britney song outside of them. That's good. Give me more. Oh. It's Britney, bitch.

Oh. No, but that's got shy guy written all over. That one before, too. That one, lucky and, oops, I did it again. What's up ruining our fun, man. We're just trying to have some fun on a Thursday morning. He's just being shy guy. I don't remember.

Do you know who does remember what they did yesterday? Babs, and I love the headline of what she subjected a colleague to. We'll get to that after 6.30. Okay, yeah, yeah, Babbs flashed a colleague. I was trying to be kind of like vague then. Well, I mean, I think people will stick around for that. Babs are getting her bitties out. She is.

Shy guy sent a text to the group yesterday saying as well, I've got to put me down tomorrow for, I cleaned the fish. I noticed he wanted 820. He's moved him for balance. He's moved up a balance. He didn't back himself in in the big boy spot. He obviously has.

It's great gear. We'll then put it at 820. Let's gallop, baby. No, but then we can't do a phone. It's a whole thing. Who cares? Let's dance. Yeah, let's dance.

We need people to ruin our show. It's great where it is. Right up at the peak. Oh, so he's rechecked the data. Yeah, yeah, he's rechecked. He'll do that and then we'll go into my parents painting my deck yesterday, which is what I did. See, these idiots. 7.40.

7.40. It's the real peak. When we start galloping. The peak that matters. The peak that matters, mate. Anyway, my parents are in town as well. They are. You got them down to, oh, yeah, let's say goodbye to Jess.

Never mind. Put you to work. Painting. They are. We're all painting yesterday. My wife, my parents. Hot as. And we all stuffed up pretty bad.

So I'll run you through how we did that. Fantastic. Up next, though. You've got a new food chain for me, Jess. I genuinely thought this was made up. I thought I'd seen it on a TV show, American sitcom. No, no. It's a real chain.

That just went rogue. I did not press that. My apologies. It has nothing to do with Miss Fritzel. I'm kind of glad it played. You know? Anyway, it's a real church. I'll tell you what it does, what it's called,

and where you can get your little, grubby little mitts on it. Jess and Ducko. Shagga's in trouble in the studio. Oh, yeah. One of our favorite artists of all time. In fact, I would say one of the only artists we've interviewed this year because...

Well, Ducco, no. Name another one. Seriously, name another artist that we've interviewed. We tried to interview a porn star the other day and he left us on red. What's the running theme here, Jess? Shall I go. So we interview Lenny Kravitz a couple of moons ago. You're trying to find a Lenny Kravitz song that's activated.

When he was offered to us, Ducko, would you say my levels of enthusiasm were pretty high? Through the bloody roof. I've never seen that and Jamie Dury. And so we interviewed the big, Glenn dog. How much prep did I do? Heaps. You were stalking his Instagram for days. But then in the moment, how much did you and he connect?

Yeah, we told him about his daughter. He complimented his daughter on that show. And he was on board. We vibed. He was an out there interview. Anyway, he found out there he just performed in our Fair City last night. We're sharing the same postcode currently. The crab doctor's in town.

Babs made a comment about, oh, there's been some, you know, there was some delays with getting tickets to X, Y, and Z. I went, on a minute, how come X, X, Y, and Z were offered tickets? Yeah, yeah. We were J and D's. Yeah, yeah, we're our tickets. One of the great claims from Shigai guy, I offered you tickets. So we interviewed him in July.

At the time of the conversation. Yes. And then we had some tickets. You didn't want them. I offered them as a call of fame prize. And then we gave him some other list. Babs, do you remember this? Because you're going to be Switzerland.

You declined the ones. I mean, it feels like my wheelhouse to decline, Lenny. I won't like anyone. But this was in July 1st. I feel like Jess wouldn't have declined that. Thank you. End of June. To be honest, I genuinely, I'm not trying to start shittyy each guy.

I do not recall an offer No, I don't recall an offer Babs, you will be Switzerland here and you need to be completely honest Do you remember there being an offer? I don't remember there being an offer. Yeah, I don't think it was an offer. I don't think they were an offer to me for prising

but I don't remember a conversation about going. I don't know, man. I reckon, I think you've forgotten to offer them to us. Jess would have definitely got them here. I reckon I would have because, seriously. We would have had this chat. Who wants to go? On Wednesday night, you would have told me the day to the gig.

I would have looked at my calendar, gone the 19th of November, nothing on. I'm free, and you could have done, you would have shaved everything for Lenny. Do you know? I would have re-booked in for three more laser sessions, just to make sure I was spick and span. You would have made sure you wore your sexy granny panties. In July, looking ahead to November, I would have gone, I'm clear, baby. Yep, I'm good to go. You would have then asked.

It is my prerogative. You know how I know you didn't ask us, Shard, because Jess would have done that. Then she would have asked the team who wants to come. And we would have all been dancing around the, oh, God. Exactly. Yeah, that would have happened. There was no. Shah guy

Oh goodness What do you want to do here Two of them We have four Two of them went to listeners And the other two went to sales To a client Well I'm happy

Well I hope that client's happy I wonder what that client is I can tell you Oh tell us with the mics off I Jagai you did not offer those to us Yeah that's I can't remember the conversations

We had in June No Well mate Oh well that's convenient now Isn't it I would have thought Jess's passion Would have meant an offering And then would have meant an acceptance

Do you know what I think shy guys made the call? She's going to embarrass us. She's going to embarrass the show, the program. Yeah, that feels right. She's going to embarrass me, shy guys thinking, with her enthusiasm and excitement. I'm not going to do it because she'll bring us into disrepute. Yeah. She'll be there like topple us.

Like, Lennie! And so then another show that we know of went and we didn't get to go. I can't believe we weren't even off it. Guys, that could be my farewell. It could have been a team bonding. Oh, my God. We would have gone for dinner. Oh, we've got a nice dinner.

Because we know Lenny's probably going to come on at 830. We could have had a nice dinner. My parents are in town, they could have taken flight. I would have got the boss's credit card. Oh my God, your parents were in town. We could have really... Okay, well, I have some great news. He's playing in Mildura on the 20th November.

But I don't live in Mildura. That's the only one I can get tickets for. How is that great news? Because if you want to go that bad, we'll take the show to Mildura. Will we, though? Will we? When? The 28th November.

But do you see how we're having a conversation... 12,026 minutes away? Do you see how we're now having a conversation about it? This did not have. happened at the original time of injury. Shy guy, look, we had to drop the ball. But this is like, you know what? Babs, what's his punishment?

We need to punish the Shy Lord for letting down his family. I think he has to put on a Lenny Kravitz concert for me. I think he has to dress up as Lenny. He's going to do a Lenny Kravitz song. Dago, we've got precedent here. The boy's trying to claim innocence. But we've got precedent. Do you remember I wanted to interview?

Yeah, here we go. The director of the product of the year awards. And he went, I've already. rejected it. I, we weren't offered that. He just made the call on his own accord. I reckon the same things happen with Lenny. They're not going to want to go. I'm not going to even bother. They call it

the mushroom theory. Talk to me. What's the mushroom theory? Leave us in the dark and feed us shit. Watch us grow. That's how he handles the talent. But, Doug, I'm not growing. I'm just in the dark growing. I've never known Lenny was in here. I didn't even know. The product of the year awards in me, where's that? I have a fish.

I have a fish. I don't even have a fish anymore. Yeah, your fish got eaten and he wasn't going to tell you about that. This team is falling apart. Well, maybe I have a fish update for you that you might be grateful about. You don't know.

Is my fish alive? Mate, you just told us we're going to Mildura, so... Well, no, you didn't actually say yesterday. Nothing you can say can be trusted. Oh, the team's falling apart. Anyway... Now we've run out of time. I can't take about eggs lots.

Oh, we've got an ex-break. I'll come back with that, okay? We'll collect our thoughts. Okay, let me regroup. I don't know how I'm meant to move forward. Are you familiar with what an egg slut is, Ducko? I'm a slut. Jesus.

What's that? That's an egg being thrown at the wall. It sounds like bloody glass. It does, yeah. It's a weird spot, isn't it? I don't know the last time I threw an egg at a wall, but I think it sounded like that. Yeah, yeah. Let's all throw an egg at a wall.

Oh, shagli. That's more like it, isn't it? That feels like you've just thrown the yolk. Like you've cracked it, and now the yolk's. in your hand, and you've thrown that at a wall. This, to me, is an egg splat. You know, that's... That to me sounded like mayo's squeeze.

Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. God damn it. I can't find it. I promise... I've tried all my splats, you know? We've exhausted our splat catalog. I've got no more splatt gets splats. Do you remember that it was meant to be eggs?

Yes. I feel like we got away from that. Are you familiar with what an egg slut is? I'm not. I would, you know. An egg slut is someone who loves eggs. I didn't. not know that according to the

I just don't use that word in any sentence ever. No, I think we've taken it back. I think we've taken the power back. Okay, shuck out you big slut. No one more so than a Los Angeles founded restaurant chain called egg slime. So it's actually called Eggslide. It's overseas. It started as a food chain.

A food truck. A food truck. Yeah, it was always a food chain. It's a food truck. And then they went, people are loving our kind of like scrambled eggs in bryosh buns. And they went, I think we can have a bricks and mortar store. So they opened one up in Los Angeles. It absolutely booms. There's now locations right across the States.

There's locations right across the UK. Australia's getting an egg slut, baby. We're getting one. In Perth. In Perth. On W.A. No one's going to get that. Crown, like the Cass.

In Perth. They're the first ones to get an ex-slot. So what is our eggslots? However, they're going to be called burgers by ES. Because I think we're a bit. We can't say that. I say we've co-opted. We've taken the word back, but I don't think we really have.

I just trust you on that. I called, should I retract what I said to show you? No, some of us have. Okay. Like, if you called me one, I'd be like, yeah, and I'm proud of it. Really? I don't think it's an insult anymore. I'm taking that power away from you.

Is that true? I thought it was like, I thought it was like king insult. I mean, I wouldn't, I wouldn't test it. I'm just saying for me. Hey, Bats. Yeah, no, she's, yeah. You know how we take the power away from words by not letting it affect us anymore. Yeah.

However, Crown Perth, they're not going to call it that. They're going to call it Burgers by E. What does E.S. actually serve? Obviously, eggs, but like, what is it, just boil eggs, egg soldiers? Good burgers and eggs, bold flavor, a whole new breakfast and beyond experience. I've just looked at their Instagram, quarter of a million followers. Interestingly, zero following. So they've not chosen to follow anyone, but they've got half a, you know, quarter of a million. It looks like just breakfast on steroids. It looks like there's avocado toast options. It looks like there's some hectic hash browns. But they obviously specialize in eggs and egg sandwiches. I love eggs. But I don't like egg sandwiches that much. Okay, so like a bacon and egg roll? Yeah, I'll have that.

I just like, I mean like a sandwich, like you get a deli sandwich with egg on it and mayo. I just don't, I don't know why I don't like, I don't stuff with that. The egg and lettuce? Or egg salad? And like, even when I have it, it doesn't taste bad, but something in me just is like, no. Is it the idea that it's scrambled and then put on. Yeah, and it's sitting there for a while. Like fresh bread, yeah.

Like, I love eggs for breakfast. Breakfast is my favorite meal to go out for. And that's, I think that is the common denominator for most Australians. Yeah. We are spending the most on breakfast. We love breakfast. Josh, he almost spends more on a breakfast out than a dinner. We'd prefer to go out for Brecky in the morning than spend maybe 300 on a bloody dinner

with a bottle of wine. You can spend 300 on a brekine? You absolutely can't. Bit avo, add eggs, add bacon. What's that? $45? Yeah, see, because I'm not a breakfast fan, I just like to do toast, avocado, tomato. And they go, why is that $45?

It's ridiculous. Pardon me. I don't want the big breakfast with the bloody sausage. You may as well get the big sausage. But I may as well get the breakfast sausage. One of my friend will always, no matter what she's getting, I swear I went out with her the other day, Bircham Musley with a cider breakfast sausage. I went, don't do that.

It's not like she puts it in the birch up, but she needs a plate of it. If she sees sausage on a menu, she goes, I need to get a plate of sausage. I've never heard that. Six bucks for a sausage. Always gets a cider soso, hey? And sausages are... Shout out to Mrs. Juggs. She knows who she is.

She knows who she is. She knows who she is. She loves the sausage. She loves the sausage. Okay. I see. I went out for breakfast with her, and my breakfast was kindly comped. It was a bit of spawn con and it came with

a sausage. You guys, can I have your sausage? I went that's four sausages for breakfast, Mrs. Juggs. Well, you know what I say? Mrs. Jugs can never have too many sausages, you know? Her husband just cannot keep up. Oh, God. Anyway, egg slut. If you want to go, it's in Perth. I'm a slut. Shy guy.

Yes and Ducko. Someone in the team flashed an office member yesterday. And it wasn't me, Ducco. Wasn't you? I don't think it was shy guy either because that would have been a whole that thing. That would have been here. Wasn't me. Don't have time for that.

It wasn't me. Yeah. No, it was me. That's bad. You were already having a day yesterday. Oh, I know. In the morning. So what happened?

Talk us there is. Well, I was just having a nice conversation with a colleague. And honestly, classic me. I don't even know how I did it. My hand got caught in my dress. Like on the hem of your dress? Yeah, I gestured upward really, like, enthusiastically. Like, my whole dress just, like, came up.

So front, front bump. Well, it was like my whole dress. Like, literally, everything. Is everything? Yeah. Were you at least wearing something nice underneath? Well, this is the thing. Yeah.

Too nice because I haven't done my washing in a long time. So you're into the late. It's like uncomfortable. And then it kind of looked like, did she do that on purpose? But also, I had consumed lots of sour cream the night before. So I felt like a huge heifer. Like, I was like, oh my God. You're just saying like everything.

Babs, I know you've said colleague and maybe you don't want to get into the nitty. But I'm sorry. I need to know who it was. Well, like, it was only, it was Tobin. I thought it was Tobin. Oh, yeah, yeah. And we're friends. It's fine.

But, like, I almost started crying from embarrassment because, like, I was like, why did I do that? Did he do, like, the hands over the face? Yes, and then he just started, like, laughing his head off. And I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry. Because it feels... Did you have lots of salt cream last night? I'm hearing what you're saying that my hand accidentally got caught in the hem of your dress,

but I'm not computing. Yeah. How does that accidentally happen? I don't know. That's why I was like, you're an idiot, Billy. Like, what are you doing? But, you know, it's so in Babes' wheelhouse, like, where she's clumsy. Like, she's a lingerer.

It's so frustrating. I'm like, how did I manage to do that? I can't. I'm genuinely standing up trying to... You would have had to grab yourself. No, well, I think because I, like, must have gone, like, dragged my hand up. What the hell's story were you doing? I don't know. We're going up.

Yeah, yeah. We're going up. Yeah, yeah. Were you singing Wicked? What were you up to? I don't know. I was just having a very enthusiastic conversation. I can't remember what I was. Just passionate about what I was a part of that conversation.

I don't know if I've ever seen her as passionate to the point she's basically undressing. Yeah, well, yep, he's all my ass cheeks and everything. Or did you do a spin at the same thing? No, I was side on to him. Oh, so he got a full side view. Whereabouts in the office was this geographically? In the middle of the office. So there's anyone else, see?

Because it's open plan. Yeah, probably. Our G and Mike would have been having like, oh God. Do you have a meeting booked in today? He would, yeah. I didn't even think about that. Actually, don't say, totally just Tobin have a meeting book in today. I actually had to send him a message last night.

And I was like, thinking about it all day. And I was like, I'm so sorry. Why did you make yourself so like, Patrick? I'm so sorry. Is that a sponge bobby? Guys, I nailed that reference. I nailed that. Well done, Ducco.

That's not niche at all. That's the perfect reference. I've done it again. Thank you, mate. Was shy guy here when you did this? I was around the corner. I saw it, but I wasn't paying any attention. So you did see?

Did you see cheeks? No, no, I saw the commotion afterwards. I missed what happened. You weren't standing up at the time. And then did Babbs come back going, oh my God, oh my God. Yeah, I was like, what did I miss? I have to quit. I have to quit.

I was like crying. I'm like, oh. Nothing could have been that bad. Yeah. And because also, like, people might be like, did she wear Lacey G for a reason today? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's because I haven't done my washing for like two weeks. Well, I know.

I know your version. It came from the back of the back of the... The pile. Yeah. Yeah. I love that in the same week. I inadvertently flashed people. But you purposefully...

But you were in granny panties. I was in the largest briefs known to man. What would you have preferred to be? And what you were wearing what Babs was wearing. That's a great question. Because you were in... I had much more full coverage, which It does almost make me feel better that my bum wasn't just hanging out.

Yeah, if you had the cheeks out. But I also love the intrigue from Babs being like, you get a little flage of that. She's got it going on. It wasn't like that. No, it would have been graceful as. No, it wasn't. It was just like, it all flopped out. The adjectives you use on your own body.

It all flopped out. After I'd have eaten. Oh, Babes is flashing us. Eating too much sour cream. What a visual. Here's Babs. Oh. You said it.

And then you know what happened? You'd have flashed with your head. Love you. Literally, I had tacos the night before. Is that what you had on the sour creek? Yeah. Jess and Taco. I haven't told you guys what I'm doing this weekend

because I've honestly sort of forgotten to tell you, but I, um, it's just slipped my mind in the chaos that has been my life in the last couple of weeks, that's month. You kind of buried the lead yesterday and you said, ah, you might be disappointed in me. I think so. I think the team's going to be, I want to get everyone's reaction. So, because obviously I've been busy.

I had a colonoscopy. I announced them to party the show at the end of the year. We're selling our house. A bit on the plate. I've got professional development at a concert this evening. Taking the show off tomorrow. I've got show off tomorrow. But on Saturday.

Not taking the foot off the gas? No, no, no, no. Assures me not taking the foot off the gas. And this will assure you even more. On Saturday, I have our Bucks party. You are such a big. fat liar. You told me months ago. Yeah. I'm done. I know. I thought I was, Jess. All wedding. I said I ain't going back. You said all wedding related things, which part of me includes

boxes. Yeah, I know. Were Finito. Your sisters. Your sisters was the last thing. I forgot about my mate Rattles. You know? Oh, you're obviously really good mates with Rattles. Me and Rattles. No, well, he's, is the wedding that I can't attend because it's on New Year's Eve. So we can't go. We're away on a family holiday. So I'm not going to that, but I was always going to the However, I, no, no, I always remembered. I just kind of, I just, honestly, there's been so much on that I just sort of forgot that it was happening. Then I realized that I've got concert tonight and then I've come home to relieve my parents

of looking after our child on Friday. When did you remember, like yesterday? Ah, yeah. I mean, the Bucks group's been firing up the last couple of days. I'm all excited. You're like, what is this? No, I think I only just put together. It was the same weekend that I had a Rufus concert and I was like, oh, goodness.

You have not had a great track record. At boxes, no, I haven't. With boxes? No, I haven't. The recovery more so. I come back and maybe need a day or two. Was it your box that blew out your vocal cords? Nah, that was my mate, Wollies.

Wally's bought your vocal cords. Mine got me in COVID lockdown. That's it. For two weeks. Wollies, that was back in the two week lockdown and I brought COVID to the town. That's right. And then you had to get locked up in your house for ages. And we sent the Elton John impersonator.

The head noise that fortnight. Am I right? But then you go to another bunk and then you ended up having to take like weeks off the show because your vocal cords hemorraged. Yeah. But that was off a box. Yeah. Now we're doing another box just as you're about to depart the show. So are you going to come on Monday?

Well, this is, you know, I mean, this is what I'm saying. Just be prepared for anything Monday or Tuesday. Because if you're not going to the wedding, if you've already had to have that hard conversation, you're going to go double hard of the bucks, right? To make up for. They also like, you know, some of the guys there that are made to like, oh, well, also like your farewell. So like, you know, there'll be, yeah. Okay, well, Braddles is going to be like, it's my party.

Everyone's going to be talking about. Adler says a message to me trying to say I'm bad at the bucks group. What do you make it is? I haven't been bad at the buck's group champion. I've been very, in fact, I came up with a name for a specific thing. He wanted himself added to the bucks group. Oh no, isn't it about surprising him and delighting him? But he wanted himself added yesterday.

He got added yesterday. Because he doesn't trust the plans. He said, I'm not going to go back and read the combo. Everyone was like, yeah. So the last 24 hours, I've been silent because I'm like, no, you know. The buck is now here. Yeah, yeah. I'm playing along well before that.

When you get added to a chat, can you see the history? Yeah. You don't just come in. Particularly in, it's in Facebook Messenger. That's where the chat is. Oh, okay. Because on Instagram, you can't see the rest of the chat. No, yeah.

Okay, so Facebook allows you in. Guys, I promise I won't scroll back and see what you're all saying and going to do. And we're all like, uh, oh, my God. So it's a separate chat now. Oh, a buckless, a buckles. A cop that one rattles. Oh, my God. So not only are you taking tomorrow off.

You're going to be a ride off Monday, possibly Tuesday. We all know you don't bounce back like he did in your 20s. Exactly. And because I'm doing the Friday, which is a be, you know, Thursday night, sorry large. and I have a Friday off to buy my child and then leave. Monday will be 20 shows left of the Jess and Duckow program. I just want to give you all the heads up.

That's what's going to be happening. That's not a... I want to get ahead of it. All you've done is... So I'll need you guys to lift a bit on Monday. I'm already doing everything tomorrow. I know. I know.

And Shog I didn't get you, Lenny Kravitz tickets yesterday. Why is this team team... Why am I being punished? What is happening? What is happening? What is happening? I'm not the one leaving. I know.

What is happening? You get to go to a box. Have a great time and invite yourself on. I don't know if we're having a great time. I'll be having some serious chat to the boys. There'll be, you know. There better be tears. I want you to have a D&M to the point where you cry.

There'll be tears on Monday. I want a drunken phone call at 2 a.m. Jess, I'm sorry. I can do that if that's what you want. Text me. Don't call. I don't know. If you want a drunken call to me, I'll call the team.

Let's all FaceTime together. Last time the team had a group face time, it was just me, Babs and the boss. And I'll tell you what, that was one of the great chats. It was awkward as all help. All right, make sure you looping the boss this time. Jess and Ducko Jess and Ducko's 10K alpha bucks

On hit alpha bucks 30 seconds to answer 10 questions all starting with the same letter I have to take your first answer Cannot use the same answer twice And if you're unsure of the question Just say pass

Of course we come back to you If there is time We are planning for $10,000 Our player today is Emily Hello Emily Hi guys Emily

It's a Thursday 21 shows till Ducco leaves us. And he said, we'd love to give away the 10 grand before he departs. Are you going to be the person to take it office? I would hope so. Okay, well. I would hope so. You've done the hard part getting through Babs.

Yeah, you have. What do you want to spend 10 grand on? We got married six months ago, so we need a well overdue honeymoon. Oh, yeah. Yeah, for anywhere on the bucket list? I would like to go to the Maldives. Well, Emily, you are now. not going to believe what your letter is. Oh, goodness. It's an M. It's an M. Oh, we've manifested it.

Oh, there you go. Okay. Here we go. The stars are aligning for Emily. Yeah. Are you ready to rock? I am. All right. Your time to start after the first question. Starting with the letter M. We need you to name. A fruit. Mandarin. An animal. Pass. Something in the garden. Pass.

An adjective. Mount? A country. Maldives. A type of cheese. Mozrella. A musical. Mamma Mia.

An app. Pass. An action movie. Oh dear. Oh dear. Emily. old these for you. Look, we got ourselves three, maybe, maybe

four. We have to check. So I did love as well when Emily was saying, pass, you'd go, pass. It was almost like, you stumped me there. Yeah, it was almost like we had all the time in the world. We only had 30 seconds. An animal monkey, something in the garden, mulch or moss or mint or magnolia,

an adjective mount. I don't know. Is that an adjective? Mount is a verb, but I don't know how you would use it as a describing word. Yeah, it could have had magnificent or massive. A country, Mexico or Madagascar. Is it the Maldives? Yeah, I think it might be. Yeah. I don't know. Is that even, is it an island?

No, I think it, now that I think about it, I think it's actually part of Maldives. It's Republic of Maldives. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But look, hey, we're all learning today. And that's what I love about this game, Ducco. An app could have been Messenger or menu log. Look, you don't get the cash. You do get $100, though, to spend a pillow talk, okay, Emily? Thanks, guys. Thank you. And, you know, congratulations. You've made it six months in marriage.

That's an achievement. Well done. It's grim. It's a real achievement. It only gets worse, Emily. Well, everyone says happy one year anniversary. What about a happy six-month anniversary? You used to do that when you were dating or it doesn't when you're married?

No, I never did that when I was dating. You did it? You have an anniversary for the first time you kiss, the first time you fathered, the first time you met. First time poo was mentioned. We do it differently. Emily, thanks for joining the show. Enjoy it, M. Thanks, guys.

Rest your head well with pillow tour. You enjoy that. Up next, proud or povo? Oh, yes, I love this. Get involved on the text line. Yes. 0488-18-1069. Ducco's going to give us some categories.

We get to decide. Something to be proud of Pove. Jess and Ducco is proud for Pove. Save our number, 048-8-1069, because you get to decide whether something is Pov or it's something we should be proud of. Yeah, always text in. Quick text, so quick text is a good text in this game.

Absolutely. I've got a couple for you today, team. Obviously. Uh, re-gifting Christmas presents. So maybe you got it that year for a birthday or something. You didn't open it and then you re-gifted to someone for Christmas. Proud, but with an asterisk, you better make sure you don't re-gift it to the person who gifted it to you. Now that, yes.

The following year. Yeah, that could happen. You better have your admin sorted and you write down. Okay, that's sucked from Grandma Beryl. Yeah. I'm going to give it to the other grandma or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying.

Because I've been caught out doing that before. I've re-gifted. We got like. You did it. And our engagement party years ago had seven shopping boards. Oh, that's a lot of chopping boards. And I re-gifted one to a couple when they got announced they were married. Yep.

And they gave us the shopping board. Oh, gosh. And you've got to also make sure things like that. We got a couple of shopping boards, but one of our friends had engraved our names on that underside of it. Don't be doing that. So you want to make sure if there's any personalisation that you'll get caught. But I'm proud. I'm proud of that.

What are the Jess and Angus chopping board? We thought you'd love this momentum of us. Sorry, that's my fault. That's right, I won't speak. No, sorry, sorry, don't have your mark out. I was going to say, I've never done it before, but I think if you're saving money, you're proud. Yeah. Shaga?

I'm Pove. Yeah, I actually thought you and Jess would be Pov. No, I see, I'm, because, you know, I'm such an Enviro warrior. That's it. I like the idea it doesn't end up in landfill. See? And you can upcycle. And you're not going to use it.

No. No. Yes. I love it. Get on board, Shaga. Shaga actually gave me this one yesterday. He was very passionate about it. Do you want to say it actually re-gifted you something?

Do you want to say it? You can say it. I sure, I'll do it. People that wear days of the week underwear. I don't know if ladies have these, but it's a thing for men's underwear. Monday, Tuesday. I've not seen it for women. I'm sure they'd be an equipment.

There is a lounge undies do it. I've never seen a guy wearing them, to be honest. I've seen it. I see the packs for sale at your K-Marts and Big Ws. That's got to be pov for me. And also, caveat with that wearing the wrong day, too. It's a Thursday. Extra pole.

Because that's the thing. Are you stacking them beautifully in your underwear? or are you rifling through on a Monday going where in the damn Monday? Because you wouldn't care, undies or undies. I think Pov too. We've had about five texts just rolling quick saying proud. Wow, days of the week. We all think Pobb, but everyone on the text line thinks.

We've got to go with the rice cook is then. You've got to go to people. That's how we roll. We're doing it wrong. Only putting $10, sometimes $20 a petrol in your car. Oh. That's so powerful. No, I'm proud for that because sometimes, if you're crawling to pay day or you see it, it's like $1.90.

and you go, I don't want to fill up a full tank on this. Everything you're saying makes sense, but it's POM because all you're doing now is delaying the inevitable. But maybe I'll come back in three days. It'll be $1.70. And my $20 has got me those three days. That is one. Why?

Because I'm saving 20 cents a leader, mate. That is one of the jobs. If I could outsource, I hate filling the petrol tank. I want to do it the minimal amount of times. It's Poff. You want to do it once. I think proud. And let that last.

Proud. Yeah. I've done it before, definitely. But not $5. I would be like, I'm going to only put in like 50 bucks today. Back in the day, when I had my 91 Toyota Corolla, I put in like $6. Like, choose it amounts. I was going to say, I reckon one squeeze, you're already over six nowadays, so, yeah.

A lot of people texting you and saying, no one said proud. You and bad. You're all Bojans and you know it. What about this one? This happened in my household this week. Our parents are here. Not washing your bed sheets for your guests when they come. Now, hear me out on this.

Okay. Do you mean putting fresh sheets on? Yeah, correct. I said to Morgan, I don't think we need to clean the sheets. She's like, we did clean the sheets. But I said, I don't think we need to wash the sheets. Like, they've been used once months ago. Yeah.

And they're fine. They've been sitting and no one uses the spare bed. And Morgan absolutely blew up in me. We washed them. See, I am a big who was the last. Yeah, that's the question I have. I've had friends stay over. You know it.

Big fake Tanner. I went, I can't get away with not changing the sheets for whoever's coming next. Yeah. Because Kate has smeared her whole body on these sheets. You know how I feel about visible dirt. Yeah, yeah. If it's visible dirt, you've got to change it. You eat curry and your bed.

If it's not... In my bed, not on the spare bed. So true. If it's not visible dirt, play on. It's freaking sheets. A lot of people texting in polls, Shireloor. If it's the, like, the only person that says in my house is my dad, really, so I don't change his seat. So it's basically his bed.

Because he's sleeping in it, like, once every month or whatever. I don't change it. So I'll be proud. Yeah, you should definitely change your sheets. Okay. But, do you then have to, if you then have to, exclaim to the people, oh, fresh sheets are on the bed. Like, unless you're actually telling them, they're not even going to know.

They're not even going to know. You know what I mean? I reckon you've got to make a big song and dance. Yeah, yeah, well, we did. And then, oh, geez, the fresh sheets felt good. And Morgan was right. Like, my mum noticed. So, you know.

Can I add a subsequent on from that one? After they leave, do you immediately strip the bed? No. You know what I mean? We let that one ride out. And if we have a friend who stays over, whatever, but it's like, ah, it's only her. It's only her. Yeah, she can sleep in it.

A very last one, a lot of people rolling in saying pod for that. Geez, all right. Everyone's very judgy today on the text line. Too well, we asked them to not be on the beds. Last one. Celebrating every anniversary you can. Like the time you met, the time you first passed wind. The time that you moved in together.

The time you looked at each other. It's momentous. Yeah, yeah. Sharing a wardrobe. Proud. I like to celebrate. Everyone's texting in Pobmo. I'll say proud, but I can't be bothered to keep up with the admin of it.

Oh, see, I'll do the admin. and it's fine. Yeah, someone's calling me a dirty boy. All right. With the bed sheets. I'm really getting slammed for the bed sheets and the petrol. You're all so perfect. Jess and Ducko.

One of my friends' husbands has irrevocably ruined something I enjoy. And I, in telling you this story, worry, it'll also ruin it for you. She's a big coffee drinker, like you and I. included shy guy he'll he'll mess with a chai but not really the uh the coffee we were out on the weekend and we were going for a coffee and she was like oh my boyfriend has started called let me together years and years but she goes oh he started calling my coffee something right and obviously got her to share that and I went I wish you didn't tell me because now I can't get it out of my head her boyfriend you know we'll make her a coffee or if she's in

First in the morning. Does it matter what type of coffee? It just doesn't matter what it is. They've got the nice coffee machine at home. Maybe she's made herself a cup. She's enjoying it. He'll come out and go, oh, enjoying your morning brown. And she's like, stop.

Does he not drink coffee? I don't think he. Morning brown. He's certainly not as addicted as she is. She's having a lot of morning browns. She's having two or three morning browns. Hey, we've already had our morning brown today. We've already had our morning brown.

I don't hate morning brown. I hate it. Because it does make you then go to the bathroom. Usually it is a morning brown. People have it and they're like... The affiliation, the colour brown. I'm sorry. It only takes my mind one place.

And we all know that is an effect. Well, shy guy might not know because he's not a coffee drinker. It does get things moving for you, shy guy. So he will always just go, oh, enjoying your morning brown. Oh, is it time for your morning brown? I visit from the morning brown police. You're ruining what should be a delightful part of my morning by calling it her morning brown. And then if you have a matcher, are you enjoying your green?

Are you enjoying your morning green? Your morning green? It's like boogers. If you have a macchiato with, you know, a dollop of froth, are you enjoying your morning brown with a dollop of white? How far do we take it? Yeah, yeah. Morning brand is good, though. I might adopt that.

You like morning brown? Yeah. I thought, see, it's left a weird taste because I enjoy a long black. Yeah. It looks brown. It is brown. It is brown. Yeah.

If there's any advertisers out there who are looking for a new slogan, you might want. You can have a full caffeine. You could call it Morning Brown. Morning Browns. There you go. I got to love it. I just love those things in long-term relationships where you go. You don't even care that you're ruining a good thing for me.

No. He leans in heart. Good news. We're ducking over to Malaysia. Wonderful to be here. I love a laxar. Oh, how good's a laksa? Oh my God, but don't stinge me on one type of noodle.

You need two types of noodle in a luxa. Oh, you're a double noodle lacer. I'm on vermicelli and hockey and. Geez, all right. I'm taking notes. Get annoyed. I haven't found a good one. I thought you just had the one noodle in the laxia.

Wrong. What meat are you getting? No, I like veg. Oh, you get veg laxon? I like veg. Okay. Take note, shy guy. I don't like.

It's like a soupy, kind of meaty. Yeah, it's beautiful. It's like a curry soup. It is a curry soup. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So tasty. But I'm very glad to be in Malaysia. It's great to be here, particularly in Tamin Badar, in Kadar.

See, now I thought I knew Malaysia. He comes in here. I'm showing off him on two times. a noodle, he comes in here speaking Malay. That's actually a place. But it eats in Malay. Obviously, that's why I had my Malay... Malaysia, Trulia.

Do you remember that? How have everything I've said that you get hit with a... Sorry, Jess, that's just far too niche. That's the jingle for Air Malaysia. I've never flown Air Malaysia. You know where I flew it? Two Malaysia. Obviously.

You know a lot about Malaysia. You've been Malaysian Airways. I don't know why I'm. doing this chat, this should be really you. Yeah, give it to me. No, no. Anyway, the reason we're in Tum and Bard, Baddaro Kadoop, is because there was a massive thing spotted in a roof, right?

Get this. There's a 15-year-old daughter at the house. She goes, hey, mum, there's a hole in our bathroom roof. That wasn't there this morning. The mum looks at and goes, oh, there is. And there's a bit of cloth hanging out of that bathroom roof. So she goes, no, no, no, let me get my phone out, and we'll zoom in on the cloth. They zoom in on the cloth.

Smart from the 15-year-old. Let's not go stick in our hands or heads anywhere. Yep. Let's just take a photo, zoom in. Yep. As they're doing that, that doesn't look like a cloth. That looks a bit more like a reptile. Then all of a sudden,

high ceiling. A snake pops out. Well, did it pop out or did it fall down? A snake fell out. You know, not just any snake. We're not doing, any time it's going what popped out. Oh, sorry, my, let me rephrase that. Okay, let me do it again.

Reset. Reset. Okay, we're back in Malaysia. Okay. So, then guess what? What? She looks up. And then something fell.

A snake fell out. On the roof. The snake fell out of the roof. Would you believe it? There was a snake that fell out of the roof. And possibly been there. It wasn't our shy guy. It wasn't our python, man.

It was, how's this? A 60 kilo python. That's heavier than Gianni. There are a few creatures heavier than Gianni, my dog. There are few creatures on this fair planet that are heavier than Gianna. A 60 kilo python. Do you have meterage as well? Oh, I do not.

It's not a short chunker. No, no, it's so big that the mum actually yelled out anaconda. They thought it was anaconda. That's how big it was. Where's Nicky? You can't point to the buttons Like I have Nikki Minaj on tat I don't, mate

Sorry, who brought a Bacomba? It's in the freaking story. Yeah, I mean, this is my snake-chalming sound effect. Should I go back to the falling? Anyway, 13, 10, 60, I wanted to do. What fell on you? A 60 kilo python, are they okay? Yeah, they apparently got out, they survived.

Oh my God, venomous. They called the civil defense force, which apparently who you call Malaysia, who removed the reptile. I mean, we would call snake catchers. They have to call the military. I would call the military. The military came in.

When it's a 60 kilo snake, I'd be calling for armed force as well. They shot a debt. I'm just making that. No snakes were harmed. Well, we don't know that. Where do you then? So the first time a snake entered the house, there's a swampy area behind the property. It may have come in from there.

They reckon through the tree, got in through the pipes. One of my great concerns in fizz. You know what the snake went. Oh, God. I know this woman's good at Luxa. I'm going to sneak into her house. See if I can get a bowl. I can smell. Apparently it dragged all this mud in with it though now.

The house smells like. muddy snake. Oh, that's not a, that's hard to get out of your fabric. It's not a smell you want to be smelling. Fibrize can't do muddy snake. No, can't. Fabrize can do so much, but not get rid of muddy snake. I mean, I haven't tried to be fair.

I've seen that on the ad. That's a hell of a thing to fall on you. Massive thing to fall on you. Hence the question. A 60 kilo. A sixy kilo python. And it's not Shy Lord. You know, imagine if Shy Guy fell out of your roof.

Oh, my God. Because that's the equivalent. I actually think he might be lighter than the real python. I think he would be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're probably about the same. He's a thin boy. So 131060, we're asking what fell on you.

That's right. Or has a snake fell on you. Oh my God, bonus points. Bonus points. We'll put your name twice into the drawer for Oprah tickets if a snake has fallen on you. That would be good. But otherwise, we'd love to hear what fell on you. And from what height?

Because this ceiling in Malaysia, that is. They live in a mansion. They live in a mansion. It's huge. Oh, it happened to get just, my goodness. Splat, right in the laksa. What fell on you? We'll get you on there.

Jess and daco. 131060. We're asking, what fell on you? Specifically here in Malaysia. For Oprah tickets, don't forget. Yeah, yeah, so true. Don't hold back. Yeah, don't hold back.

Do not hold back. We're in Taman, Bandar, Baru, and Kadar. This is the fourth place we've been. It does change slightly every time. I must be honest. Because there was a mother and daughter at home. You're not a native Malay speaker. It's all right.

I don't get to forgive. You're the Malay lover in this household. 30% Luxa of my blood. Yeah, yeah. Because I love it. Luxor is good. Oh, so good, man. Very nice.

But anyway, a mother or daughter went home. The daughter noticed a big hole in the roof and went, Mom, that doesn't look normal. They went and inspected it. She went, geez, that looks like a bit of carpet hanging out. Let's go grab that carpet. But then before the, that, that the daughter gets her phone out, zooms in, they realize it is a massive snake.

And that that snake then just fell out of the ceiling. To be fair, it's a 60 kilo python. I don't know what your bathroom ceiling's made out of, but I don't reckon mine could sustain a 60 kilo python. It's going to fall down eventually. Lucky the ladies were okay. They called the military. Yep, yep. I don't know if a snake catch.

They called the defense falls in and went, hey, we've got a 60 kilo python here. And they went out, what's the answer to the next? To be fair, this is where you need an Aussie. Because an Aussie snake catcher would go, 60 kilos, no worries. I got that. I can deal with that, and it be venomous. Yeah, yeah. But they have to call the military.

Everyone's okay. But it begs the question, what fell on you? What fell on you? Greg's called through, good friend of the show. Hi, Gregie. How are going, guys? Hey, good, farewell. Mate, we are fantastic.

We're having a good time finding out what fell on you. A surf boat. A boat. Oh, jeez. A surf boat. They're massive. Pardon me, what's a surf boat? It's a wrong boat for the surf, so it's for waves and stuff like that.

So it's more heavy-duty. You've got the four oars in there. Greg, are you in the water at this time? No, we're in a car. Driving down the road. Oh. So is it being towed on a trailer or something? Yeah, well, it was.

You're good at this, ducker. You've done this before. Yeah, I know my surf boats, mate. I know your surf boats. So what, you're the car behind, and it's come off the trailer or whatever? Correct. It came straight through to windstream. straight between, more or less, the bow came between my ex-father-law and myself.

Greg, oh, my God, this is a near-death-bloody experience. Oh, so I was married. That's why you said ex-father. I love that you just weaseled in ex-father. Like, no one needed to know, but I was going to take the passenger. But, Greg, like, could that have, pardon me, again, I'm not as well-versed at the surf boat as Ducker. Could that have impaled you? Like, that would have...

I would have been close. It's got a pointy bow. Yeah. Right, right. The bow back of the arm. It's about six and a half metres long, raised the belt. Oh, God. Yeah, they're heavy.

They'd be heavy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Jesus. That could have really knocked you out. Yeah, the biggest problem was, the NRA at that time didn't have believed that that was the insurance claim. Yeah.

Did you get paid out for it? Because you're sure your car is right off. Yeah, the father-in-law got paid out. You know, he got rid of me. You got rid of Greg, as we can tell. I've got that sweet. I've got that sweet, sweet insurance money. I don't need no Greg.

See you, Greg. Bye. Thank you. That's a hell of a story. That is. That's wildest surfboat on a highway. We got a Tiffany on 13, 1060. Tiff, what fell on you?

It wasn't me. But it was my dad. He was at work and he was selling a truck to come back instead of it going back to the whole thing of Brooklyn on him. Right. I missed all of that. Tiff, go again. Your line's not great.

My dad was at work. And he was selling a truck to come back. But instead of that actually coming back, the trade tipped up. And it was full of bricks, so they've all come out back there and then they were on him. Oh, my God. So what was the tray too heavy for the... Like, how did that happen?

I don't know. There had to have been some sort of mishaps for it to do it. Absolutely. Now, this feels... That would have it. Is he all good? Yeah. Yeah, it was all right.

He survived. Oh, my God. See, we started with a 60 kilo python, and we've now had a boat and a whole ton of bricks. This is fun. These are all heavier than 60 kilos, I would imagine. That would hurt more. We're built... We're built tougher.

I'd rather the bricks and the python, if I'm being honest. You'd rather the bricks and the python. Give me a python any day of the week. You can tackle him. Riley, I'm 13, 10, 60. What fell on you? A gearbox out of a car. How does that happen? I was doing a clutch in a patrol, and the strap snapped and fell on me chest and broke four ribs.

Jesus Christ, so sorry, Riley, you're a mechanic. You're underneath the car. He's a grease monkey. Yeah. How do you feel about the term, grease monkey? Do you want that term? Oh, that just describes who we are. Yeah, very good, yeah.

So you're underneath the car on one of those trolleys And then I would have thought Forgive me and my ignorance on You know boats, bro. I know boats But how much does a gearbox weigh? Oh, anywhere between 150 kilo to 250 kilos? 250 kilos, that's what exactly what I would have said

I didn't not expect that. I thought it was going to be like 30 kilos. Wow, 30 kilos probably not breaking a rib. No, multiple ribs. I've still got two breaking ribs. Are you now nervous about getting back under the car? Have you changed professions? You're always going to get back under the car, Jess.

I don't know if I would. No, I'm in the office at the moment. Yeah, fair enough. When's the next time you're going to get back under a car? Oh, probably to know. As I say, we're Bill tough. I mean, you and I aren't, but these people are. Raleigh, what are you doing?

The gearbox is on your chest and you've got broken ribs and you're paying. Does anyone, like, how did you get someone to come? It was on me for about five to ten minutes. And because you're under the car, Riley. So does anyone actually know something's gone wrong? I was yelling out to my brother who works for me, and he heard me. He's like, shut up, Riley. It's loud in her mechanics.

Yeah. Sorry, finish that sentence. It's loud in a mechanics. I don't think shop is going to. What do you call it, garage? Yeah, mechanic garage. Yeah, mechanic garage shop. Riley, what, I mean, because we're talking now puncturing lung territory.

Yeah, that could have been very bad. That would have hurt. Janine, good morning. Good morning. Babe, what fell on you? sitting at the traffic lights with the windows down and a lizard, mind you, it was only 250 grams. It was 250 grams of hell at the time. I'm flying through the window and landed in my lap.

Sorry, Janine, lizards don't fly. So how did it jump in? No, I'm going to say maybe a bird had it. Oh. So you reckon a bird is chucked in a lizard, three your window. So the birds capture the lizard for lunch. The lizards wriggled free mid-fly. And has gone rocketing into Janine's window.

Just gone right into Janine's body. Did it land on your... There's a lizard. Hang on, the lizard's coming, Gene. Hold on, let's coming. Hold on. Oh, it's just going on. In your lap, Janine, on your face?

In my lap, I've like wrenched the handbrake on because it was like going nuts. Of course. So we're trying to get it out of the car. But yeah, I hate to think if anyone was watching what it would look like. We've had a boat. We've had bricks.

Yep. We've had a gearbox, but we finish with the 250 grams. But as Janine said, 250 grams are hell. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alpha bucks on hit. Oh yeah. 30 seconds, 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. I have to take your first answer.

You cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We come back, of course, if there's time. Now, we are playing for $10,000. Our player is Gemma. Hello, Gemma. Hello. Gemma, why do you want 10 grand?

Oh, I'm using my husband's work car at the moment, and you've got to open a handle like a right way, and I just ripped it off yesterday. So I've got to have my window down to get back in. Sorry, how strong are you? You ripped that handle off a car. You were mad, you know? My baby was like, oh my God, yeah, we won't tell Dad.

Oh, my God. So Dad doesn't know yet, so you need to replace it because right now you're getting in by the window. Yeah. Okay. All righty, well, Gemma, we're going to. We've got a solid letter for you. It's S, S for Super Strength.

A snake. We're just talking about a snake that fell out of the roof. We weren't just talking about snakes. All right, Jim, solid. Solid. That's a good letter. Come on, Jim. You ready to rock?

Is radio? Yep. Do you go by Gem or G Train? Which one do you prefer? G train. All aboard the G train. Hey, hey, hey, all aboard the G train. Oh, God.

We're about to leave the station. Mind the gap. This train is slow. And we only got 30 seconds. Our player at 7 was taking a little too long to pass. You only got 30 seconds, Gemma, all right? G-train, G-train. My apologies, G-train.

They muck around, okay? Let's do it. All right, your time will start after the first question. Starting with letter S, we need you in a name. An ice cream topping. Spearmint. A car brand.

Subaru. A comedy film. Sornfield? A kitchen utensil. Food. An adverb. Surprise? A reality TV show.

A sharp object. Satchel. Something in the bedroom. PATH. A country. Some of the great answers in there. That sharp spatula I've got lying around. No, that is scratched.

Stay out of my man, that sharp spatula. You got three. If I gave you spatula, you got four. You're not given her spatula. But I can't give you spatula. I can't. I wanted to help you, but I really... So much harder.

Yeah. A comedy film. You said Seinfeld, which of course is a show. You actually said Seinfeld, which I even want to deduct another point. You just said super bad or scary movie. An adverb, anything else. You said surprise. You could say surprisinglyly.

Yeah, slowly, softly. A reality TV show selling sunsets. A sharp object, the sword, would have been better, or Shagai's favorite, the Sith, better than the spatula. He is the Slim Reaper. He does. He loves a good Siff. Something in the bedroom could have been Sheets, Shelf or Susan.

Of course. Yeah, look, you don't get the cash, you're not replacing the car, but you do get, this would be good, $100 to spend a pillow talk. Thank you. Speaking of sheets. There you go. Gem, good luck having that conversation. Thank you for joining the show. I'm so screwed.

Thank you. Hey, up next, guys, stop everything. Finally. Stop everything. Shire Guy sent us a text last night and said, put me down at 820 tomorrow. I have some big content. Absolutely.

There's been office drama, and there is no drama we love more than stuff that happens when we're not here. Because we wash our hands of it. Was it to do with us, Shagai? No. What have you got yourself embroiled in? The GM was involved in it.

I had reception. Sally from reception talking. Everyone in the office is talking about it. All right, well, loop us in. And the rice cooking. shy lord sent us a text on the group chat last night uh bonnie boys which is what it's called also bonnie blues on the gold coast mate you are you i don't act like he doesn't know yeah he already sent me messages going work trip question right

okay that's not what this is about sorry but yeah he said his text in bonny boy group message and said guys put me down eight eight 20 tomorrow i got some big conted people know how group is that a few names it was slimmery bis angels I'm the one who changes the name and a photo. Everyone knows. I reckon they could have killed. It's always a picture of shy guy. The text comes through.

Guys, put me down. There's office drama concerning our fish. Big drama in the fish tank yesterday for the team of Justin Tuck. You better deliver this story so freaking good. So Babs and I finished. What we have to do on our Wednesday, you know, Wednesday duty sort of wrapped up. And we had a bit of time. Babbs, let's clean the fish tank.

It's been a while. I made a comment how yellow it was yesterday. The water was looking a bit like piss. That's okay. One job, Babbs. Including our boss, Mike, a big GM. Every day walks past. Every day.

Does it a little swipe to Babs? He's going to clean it today. Anyway, we cleaned yesterday. He's a guy. I was talking to shut up yesterday. Babs are no office. Who are these two when we're not here? Babs are showing everyone at a G-strings and trying us telling the GM to shut up.

These are the two people who are representatives. We're not here. So Baz and I clean the fish tank. We take out half the water. I don't know that standard practice or not, but that's what we did, okay? Yeah. We had to unplug the filter, take things apart, clean the fish tank, all is good, put the water back, plug the filter, put all the pieces back together.

Filter didn't work. You broke in the filter? Well, we don't know how it broke, but it broke. That's okay. It broke maybe by you unplugging it somewhere along the line. It might have shorted, I don't know. If it was working prior to you touching it and then what worked half to? It was still, it just wasn't, it just wasn't, it just wasn't.

So it was humming, but not sucking. Yeah, that's a problem. Yeah, it wasn't, yeah. What did you do with the fish while you were? Well, this is where it got contentious because I was like, okay, Baz, what do we do? Can we just go to the pet shop buy a new filter? No, we need a special one that fits our setup. Yeah.

So I'm like, all right, Babs, let's call Kyle. The Fish guy. A Finn Vision, yep. We love Finns. He's more of the fish. He's the one who gave him to them. He's the one else were getting eaten, but anyway. Also, mind you, I was so off it when I was calling Kyle to.

Yeah. Why were you off? Because you've been flashing people in the office. Well, yeah, that, although that happened after. Oh, God, you had a day. It took so long to clean the fish tank and then it was broken. And you were below your best yesterday. You said that.

Yeah. Sure. Did I? Sorry, yeah. With your eyes. Not with your words. Okay, so Badger's off it. You've called Kyle.

You're off it. You still haven't told me where the fish are while you're doing this. We left them in the tank. So you drain half the water and they're just like, oh my God. And the filter stops working. So then Bads caused Kyle. Yeah. At Finn Vision, and Carl goes, well, you've got 24 hours.

Oh, God. They've got three rounds. Because are you saying without an active filter, will they die? They won't survive. They're not getting any, like, air. So suddenly I'm Jack Bauer. Yeah. And I'm like, all right, can we buy something nearby?

Yeah. No. Oh, does Babs have to sit there with a straw blowing bubbles into the water? That was one of the options. Yeah, yeah. Overnight blowing. The other suggestion, Kyle, who's legend, was going to say, we'll overnight you the new part

but couldn't guarantee it would arrive within 24 hours. Sorry, when I had a fish growing up, it was in one bowl. But how long did it really live? We got an ecosystem. We've got a bunch of different types of fish in there. The bubbles are important.

Because you imagine, Jess, if we rolled in this morning and Babbs are sitting there blowing in the fish too, I'd be like, morning, I wouldn't be able to go. I'm so tired. I'm in here all night. Babs, I don't really care. Babs in a snorkel, just immersed.

She pops up. This is, brr-oh, hey, guys, I save the fish. I'll just let him go, perhaps. I can't run wordy-okey today. Okay, so we're trying everything with Carl. Kyle's troubleshooting it with us on the phone. We've got the filter in the sink. We're trying to dummy sort of a situation

how we could get this thing working. It doesn't work. We realize overnight won't work. Not an option. It won't arrive in time. The fish will die. So I've gone, all right, I'll drive an hour to get the part. You went to this.

And an hour back. You went to Finn Vision. So a two-hour round trip. Two-hour round trip. How was Carl? Was he good? Kyle and the team are great. It's a hell of an aquarium.

Great to say. Are they worried? No. Surely they want this back. Big fans of the show. Thank you. So we got the park, got the park. Came back to work at about, I don't know, 2.33 o'clock.

Hang on, did you both go together? No, Babs had other things to do. I had other things to do. She had an appointment. She was preogified. I would have loved with the company, but she had a very good excuse to not be there. That's so. Okay, we'll talk about that at a later date.

Yeah, let's not get into that. So I've come back, it's about 3 o'clock. The whole office is like, oh, what are you doing here? You're a breakfast guy. I've got to take care of the fish. I've got to take care of the fish. Producer of the year over here. Absolutely.

So I've installed the filter all is well. And not only do we have a new brand spake a new filter. We've also got a backup filter in case. We've also got a new fish to replace you. Oh, really? It's in there. Go have a look. Well, Kennedy's going to eat, and I hope it can get eaten.

I don't know, apparently this one's eatproof. I was really hoping you were going to tell someone, another fish had died, but it was going to be a who-d-low. We've also got a snail. Oh, that's a snail? Which Kyle and the team recommended, we call it Gary, as in

Nathan Lyon, Gary the Goat. Yeah, Gary the Goat this morning. I like that. Oh, man, how do I always... Gary the goat or Nathan Lyon. We've got a snail in there, Jess. And so I saw the snail. Am I the little silver cutie?

The black one. Oh, okay, I looked at the wrong thing. Go back. Oh, she's leaving. Oh, so, mate. on you. You put in some hours yesterday. I really put in that 40-hour work week yesterday. It really did. To be honest, I would have, I would have forgiven you. It's a two-hour round trip for these fish, for the show. I thank you both what you've done, but I would have forgiven you if you did anything.

I did do things. Bats just tapped out at 12. No, I did not. I would have forgiven you said, hey, this is the situation that fish are dead. I'm like, well, someone. I was five minutes away from Texas group being, guys have got 24 hours of the fish. How do we want to do this? Come say your good advice. Well done, team. My fish is cute. Producer of the year. I just want to put that out. GM said you should never have got the tank. Oh, he was like,

Talja, I was like, shut up, Mike. We're on to it. I just, I just worry how bad this fish tank saga.

We just went and sore. Has made us seem as pet parents and I want to put it on the record. I really care about my dog. But these fish, I feel like I've just been the cause of so much angst and so much drama.

Are we keeping them at the end of the year? Well, that's... Because we've got a bit of a break. I think the... And you're leaving. Well, I'm leaving. Like, are you taking your catfish? Yeah, I'll be taking my catfish.

So just you... Yeah, yeah. Plain or car or whatever. In a bag. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I honestly think we need... What we need to do is have a farewell for the fish.

Okay. And we can tie it with my farewell. Because we are going to break up the band. Like, we've just checked in. I do have a new fish. Very kind from Kyle and the Finn Vision team. I'm sure Wollie had a lot to do with it. But I look pet.

I am hovering around that new filter. You look like you're bullying me. I've not assimilated at all. Hey, you haven't made friends yet. I haven't made friends. Your other fish was too pretty and got eaten. So what do you want? You want to look a bit uglier and petrified?

Where do you stand on new to the, let's call it a workplace? Yeah, yeah. Is it the new person's responsibility to go round to the established people and introduce or is it on the old established people to go up to the new person? Welcome them. Make them feel like a part of the team. They always get picked by that one person in the office, whoever knows, like in our team would be Babs.

That person takes them around and introduces them to everyone. You know, when you used in prep, you would get the year six buddy or whatever. And they do the in-jokes like, this is Barbara in finance. Like, oh, how's your kid's birthday? Was he up to no good again? Anyway, Barbara, yeah, nice to meet you. Establish yourself as like the queen of camaraderie. And then she walks away and goes, Barbara's a bit.

Stay on a good side. No one likes Barbara. And really that person is polluting new person. all the people they don't like. So, as I said, shy guy's fish is hanging around my new fish. Is shy guy trying to be the conduit for the rest of the tank? Because you're off there doing your own thing.

Babs' fish is hiding under a rock. There's a new snail edition. I think you and a snail need to befriend. I think so. Oh, okay. Powering newbies. I suggested you be the snail. Yeah, I don't care for those.

You didn't want that. The sail's not going to get eaten, you know. Snail's not going to get eaten. Oh, that's fair. Yeah. Maybe the snail could be some sort of bodyguards. Yeah, I think so. Anyway, I wouldn't have thought the fish tank would create such office politics.

Oh, huge drama. It's one thing to, like, not clean up after yourself in the work kitchen, you know, you're leaving your lunch around or whatever. It's another thing to have brought a fish tank in and caused absolute dissent. Well, the email threads are through the roof. The email threads and the power saving, because we have to turn off the air conditioner after five now. Not the fish tank. The fish tank stays on. Because that's sucking all the power life.

I don't care about the environment. The fish tank stays on. We've got to save those fishies. Well, if we turn the filter off, we've all learned that the fish will do. die, they'll suffocates. Technically, the loophole is it. These fish have provided so much joy into our office place. So much joy.

So, so much. Truly, if you'd come in and say, hey, the fish and dad, I'd be like, okay. What's our next pet? Jess and ducco. I need to tell you about, my parents are in town. They're looking after our child while I go off and professionally developed tonight at Rufus do so. However. Your wife also doing some professional development.

She's also, I need some help developing. You need someone to take notes. You're going to be so immersed that you need someone to almost take minutes. Just film me. Film me loving them. So, yeah, you're taking tomorrow off. I'm going to audition Husey to replace you. Yes, that's good.

Because everyone keeps saying to me, oh, daco, big shoes to fill. Not literally, just metaphorically. Size eight. Very comfortable size shoe. Who's the biggest bloke in media I can think of? Shog I went and get who, Husey. Show up and try him tomorrow. That's good.

I mean, that'd be a great replacement. It'd be a good get. People wouldn't even know I'd left. He can have the snail, the new addition to our tank. Yeah. And that fits. That really does fit. But yes, you've got the parents in town.

So yesterday, because we are selling our house. You do that thing where you spruce it up a little bit. A few coats of paint on some things. We had to paint a brick wall and a couple of lattices yesterday. And my parents, myself and my wife all had a go. And we all mucked it up. Is it a four-person job? Well, it was just quick.

Someone was looking after the baby. My mom was really just typing emails outside, pretending like she was, you know, like, I'm here helping, yeah, yeah. And then if I would cry, we're like, Mom, what are you doing? It's like, you're not painting or babysitting. What are you doing? Pick a lane. Is it time for a Prosecco?

Truly, those words were said. She's like, Chris, stop painting, go to the bottle shop and get a Prosecco, and he did. It's a beautiful day. Exactly what happened. You know her too well. You know why? Because you're working on the deck. You know, the deck screams.

Prosecco's on. Got plenty, please. Anyway, well, we'll unpack it next. Your darling parents have travelled pretty much half the length of this country. To come, help you out, take a day off tomorrow. The first time we're leaving flow, just with our morgan, I both gone, leaving flow. The very first time, which is a big moment, but because we are selling a house, because we are, I'm finishing up this year and we are moving, we had to paint.

And it's hard for me to get time to paint with the daughter and with the wife and we've got a lot going on. But when mum and dad came, I mean, when dad came this time last year, we sounded and painted the deck. That's right. You put him to work as soon as the car had parked. Yeah, oh yeah. We had three days. Yeah, put your work shorts on, Dale.

He loved it. We just bopped along listening to Taylor Swift. Didn't you start getting loopy? Yeah, oh yeah. We got very loopy. But it was the deck. What I forgot is when we're painting a deck, no paint's going to spill on the floor because you're painting the floor.

Doesn't matter. When you're painting like a lattice or a wall, paint can spill onto the deck. Of course. Or to the path that you're doing it on. You've got to put something down. I know that sounds so stupid. Like, we put a blue scotch tape down or rental.

Listen, man, no one expects you to be very well versed with trades. You're allowed. It's okay. Babs noticed the pain on my elbow still. And God, it feels good to have worked a hard day yesterday. For a guy who takes two showers a day, missed the spot. I felt good. Just getting on the tools felt good.

It's a different sort of endorphin here. I'm not familiar with it, but I've heard. I shan't be doing it again, but it was it felt good. Also, on the tools, it was a paintbrush. Oh, it doesn't matter what your tool is, mate. I would accept paintbrush as a tool in alpha bucks. Yeah, that's true. Anyway, as we're doing it, we then realize I've got the roller,

and I get the roller out, and it splashes been onto the deck. You're the shortest, why? You've got the roller. Morgan should have had the roller. Yeah, probably. And so I've realized it splashed a bit on the deck. I'm like, oh, no, because we're not repainting parts of this deck anyway. Like, we can't do this.

So we get sheets down. We put sheets down everywhere. Put towel stand under Morgan. I leave mum and Morgan. They're doing a lattice at the top. Me and Dad are doing this big one down the side. Half the day goes by. Morgan has left.

She's got to just pop out and get her nails done halfway through painting. When I know, when I know I've got a big couple of weeks of manual labour, I think a manicure is on the cards, pre-doing all that work. In the middle of painting. She gives me a baby monitor, Flo won't sleep. I'm out of here. Come on, itsy. That's what I did. Anyway, as we finished all the side, but look everything.

You can flow a paper off all your weight, sweetheart up. Well, I'm looking at everything. Dad spilled a bit of paint. I spilled a bit of paint on the deck. I'm like, uh, it's, it's not great, but we can make that work. Because it's a dark deck. It's black deck. White.

Exactly. We can make that work. I then go upstairs to where Morgan and mum were painting. And it becomes a bit of a who done it. Because I'll go upstairs and there is so much white paint on the, on the fore underneath their lattice. And I go, whoa, what happened there? And mom's like, oh, yeah, I don't know. And then Morgan came home.

Morgan goes, well, your mom stepped in the paint. And then she was walking around. What do you mean on like the tray of paint? Yeah, she stepped on the tray of paint in her shoe. And then she was walking. looking around painting while she was painting the floor with her shoe. And so then there's white paint all over the floor. Are you going to just advertise his house now?

It's like some really interpretive art. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It really blends in. So I had to then get the black deck paint and repaint over the top of their paint. Oh my God. And knowing you, you would have painted yourself into a corner. I did. Exactly what I did.

And so I'm leaning over like, oh, no. And it was like, but I have not thought it's. It looked too spotty. So I had to repaint the whole section. So it was a whole day of painting and repaint. And then Morgan goes, too many cooks. The morning goes, I think we should paint the front door. And I was like, judging by how all four of us were, no, we're going to get a professional

in and we're done with painting. Everything's over. So what I'm hearing is, if you'd like some work, there's a lot, one to be done and a lot to fix. Yes and Docco. Taylor. You saved my heart from the feet of. Hey, Ophelia. We were all just trying to have a bookie.

And then Taco goes, hey, check out my bruise. You got a big bruise on my four eyes. That is a very large bruise. It's huge. What an odd spot to get a bruise. It's from me colonoscopy surgery when I went in there and they couldn't, the nurse, jabbed me wrong with the needle into the vein and it must have gone through. Anesthetic, yeah, yeah.

And then they kept it in there because eventually they did find it. It was in there and they were squirreling around in there. And it's really bruised like my whole forearm. Yeah, it's very bruised. I know, and it's just getting worse and worse. I've had a bad run with people trying to jab me the needles lately. Yeah, should stop that. Yeah.

I can't help it, mate. The places I'm hanging out. You're done. You've tested everybody. Always halfway houses I keep going to. I don't know why I keep doing it. Oh, stop it. I thought there was enough on your play, but no.

Your extracurricular. Truth or dare. Taking you around the place. I can't help it. Anyway, you chuffing off to do your professional development now. Yeah. Yeah, I've got a, I'm going to get out of here, guys. I've got a concert to attend.

Still haven't met Rupert's due soul, nor have an interview. They're in the country right now, but I've got... We tried. I tried so hard to get them. wish you a happy birthday. I know, I know. Left us on red. They, yeah. Oh, did they read it? I think the manager got back to you and then he's never actually applied. They don't record label. They're very cool. I've even asked the record level,

too cool. I've asked the record level if I can interview them. Like, just crickets. Nothing. It's because they're like, oh, you need to. And yet you are continuously supporting them. Yeah, I love them. It's a one way street. Aussie music, you know. Them and Bliss and Esso. They love them. And Hilltop. And Hilltop. Yeah, and Damme. I'm versatile. We love Darmy. No one's gotten better in Eurovision. So I am out of here I will not be in tomorrow

But I will be back of course next week Hopefully I've also got a buck's on Saturday Which is unbelievable We keep saying We're not taking our foot off the gas You know it's a run to Christmas And Ducko's final hours On the Jess and Ducko programme

Across hit New South Wales But taking a day off Yeah I'm going to write himself off for the box Well I've never said that wood You know I'll take that one Oh please I'll be there I'll be out of respect to this programme

I shan't Come and see me Monday So without you here tomorrow I'm going to audition someone. Yeah, like that. Dave Husey Hughes. It's a good idea. We know he's not working at the moment.

He finished up on Brecky Radio a little while ago. I don't know if he'd want my salary. I think he'd want maybe a bit higher. What else is he doing? Hey, that's so true. He's been acts from his company once before. Let's see if he comes back. I'm very charming.

Shy guy. You're fun to work with it. When Shy Guy turns it on, he turns it on. Have you met Husey Shy Guy? Yeah, I used to manage him when he was in the Sydney office. Oh, because obviously coming up from Melbourne, he would have to have... I used to get his coffies and stuff when I was a junior. Oh, my God, I used to get his coffees too.

Now you can bond over that. I have something to talk about it. He used to let me keep the change. Oh, how good is that? Yeah. How good is that? I've never felt like I'm in the presence of such a ball up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm like, he certainly can afford it. I'm 23, little junior burger in the radio station. You go get me a coffee? Okay, and he'd give me like a $50 note. I went, how many coffees do you want? Just want. Keep the change. I got to keep the $42 change or whatever.

Give me a pickle. Keep the change. What? Unbelievable. Nice guy. He used to get copies for Ed Cavilley as well, and he would count out the change. I made sure he gave it back. He would do that. Yeah, I could see that.

He's like, I'm not buying Husey one. You get me, my coffee. And I'm one bite. No one is my $5.5 note. I want $2.50 back. So, yes, in your absence, let's see how we go. Yeah, that'd be fun. Big metaphorical shoes to fill.

Yeah, huge. So we'll see if we gel, you know? I actually reckon Husey would have the same size shoe as me. You reckon? Ask him if he's an eight. He's very tall. Is he? Yeah.

It's just because he's so thin because he's a vegan. He is. He's dropped a lot over recent years. And what else is on the show tomorrow? You guys are going to have fun? Absolutely. Well, we're going to have a look back at the week that was. So your voice will obviously be present in the producer's diary.

We're going to award those tickets. Oh, yes. The Oprah tickets. Good luck with that. We've had amazing contributions, but you'll have a chance tomorrow to get your name in the pool. That's exciting. But we'll have a bit of fun. Yeah.

Obviously, develop professionally. Maybe I'll send you a voice note from my professional development tonight. Hey, I'd actually love that. Yeah. We'll play that. It'll just be a bunch of loud noise. I love you guys. Guys, it's about tell them you love them.

What? What's that song? Treat you do that. Yeah, you get it now. I just want to sit. Anyway. It'll be a good show tomorrow. I've got to prep for you.

Got to make sure he's ready to go. I'm getting the, I can sense the frustrations. We've just, we've just got such limited time. I know, I know. It's like telling someone on their deathbed, I'm just going to pop out for a bit. No, man. I'm going to do it. Oh, well, I've got a waxing.

It's like your wife saying in the middle of your big Labor Day. I'm going to go get my mail stuff. This has always been booked in. But you're also booked in the painting. That's what you've done here. I'm not silly. Anyway, you guys be great. Have a good day tomorrow.

Thank you. I'll see you on Monday, question mark. Question mark. Yeah, yeah. Farewell. Bye-bye. Bye. The new macho range is here at McAfee.