Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Goodnight honey

Episode Date: April 3, 2025

We learn a seedy habit from Producer Shy Guy, we play a round of Wordie-Okie and Adam Elliott pops by with a sports report!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hot Honey has stopped at Macca's for a limited time only. Embrace the jury of Jess and Duggo. This is the Jess and Duggo podcast. Hey, welcome to the podcast. Hello, wonderful Thursday program. Yeah, it was good. I had to think about it for a second there. Because it's so dark for so long now until Sunday with Dell, it's saving ends.

I know, it's been so nice to just have a bit of sun, a bit of natural light. I'm pretty sure this studies helps your brain. Because now it's getting darker. It's what people in the UK are dumb. Okay, so Babs is done. Thank you, Babs. Appreciate you. Are these right-handed, though?

I've tasked Babs because someone just came in and got me left-handed scissors. Yes, again, if that is you, 0488881069, can you slide it? I think these are ambidextrous. These are okay. I need the red handle. What else are you doing? We don't have scissors in this place. Oh, no.

Where did you get these from? I stole them from a reception. Well, we've been burned. Someone stole our trampoline, so please make sure you return those. Two wrongs don't make a right. I have scissors in here, too, that have gone missing. They've gone. Oh, no.

Oh, really? People steal stuff. I thought the studio was a sacred ground when no one comes into it. I thought people were scared to enter here. Yeah, well, not anymore. Because how long have you been in radio? More than 10 years. Do you remember when you first started?

It was like, oh, my God, don't go anywhere near it. Just in case. Now, people are busting him more and more. Because everyone's got a podcast. Yeah, everyone's got a podcast. Oh, you're so right. Everyone's got a podcast. No, we got Given Scissors.

And you were saying we. They're definitely for you. Oh, and Shy Guy, I guess, being a lefty. We got 50 of them. Oh, you're left handed too? Here. Sorry, buddy. Come and have some.

Babs and I are normal. It's fine. Oh, my God. Shit. I'm glad I caught that. Here, Jess, you have some too. Did you see him put him in his hair before? No.

He was sliding them. He just wanted to cut something. Like a lady would put a rose in between her ear. She's like, look at this. Look, why is he doing that? You need a pair of scissors? Wow. But please stop doing that. She's like, look at this. Look, why is he doing that? You need a pair of scissors? Wow. Please stop doing that.

Shy Guy is... These are good. They're great, see? Thank you. How good are they? They look very... Like, I'm happy that you're... Hey, Jess, you need some scissors?

No, thank you. Can you get me more paper? But seriously, what makes them left-handed, Ducko? Because they look normal. The angles of the blades. The angles. Hey, use this. Use one of my cutting out papers.

Well, I want fresh paper. Yeah, practice on the stencil. Yeah, we can cut things. I've been cutting out Jess's face on the Jess and Ducker, but I'll get rid of that. So I got given literally 40 pairs of lieutenant scissors, and Jess got given Vegemite. So rude.

Something you needed. Well, actually, you didn't get it. It was for Lucia. Yeah, that's true. And she loves Vegemite. She does, but I already have one of these. I don't need another. Yeah, and you did speak about it on air too. And a while ago,

our promotions manager Nick was able to execute very fast. Just listen to this for crisp. Hang on, I'm hearing two snips. Oh, that's horny. Yeah, see? It's good, isn't it? Holy shit, I've never seen shy guys. I know, because we were deprived of this at school. I'll do it, I'll do it. Ready? Oh, that is, that gets, that genuinely this at school. I'll do it. I'll do it. Ready? Oh, that is.

That genuinely gets me erect. That's like a good card, isn't it? Okay, I'm really happy you're happy. I've got to go. I've got an event. Oh, sorry. Yeah, you've got something on. Hey.

Happy cutting. All right, you go. We'll carry on. Yeah, we're just going to keep cutting here. What a day. See you tomorrow. See you go. We'll carry on. Yeah, we're just going to keep cutting here. What a day. See you tomorrow. Welcome to it, everyone.

Hello. Hello. It is wonderful to be here. It's always good, you know. We're having quite the debacle in the studio this morning, though. Oh, what's wrong? With something having been stolen. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, yeah.

Granted, the investigation has been going for 24 hours right now. Where are we at with that? Someone pinched our trampoline. Who does that? Now, our early Rice Cookers will remember last week, I brought in said trampoline because my husband, I think he saw a TikTok. Everyone loves a bounce in the morning.

Or an Instagram saying, bouncing in the AM. Good for the mind, body and soul. I've since looked that up online. It's not. Well, it's funny. I just Googled benefits of bouncing in the morning. Good for the mind, body and soul. I've since looked that up online. It's not. Well, it's funny. I just Googled benefits of bouncing in the morning. Oh, yes. And Google said, did you mean

rebounding in the morning? So it doesn't even know. A little one night stand. However, if I do scroll down, people also ask, is jumping in the morning good for you? It says yes. Okay. That is interesting. Granted, it's sort of blanketing physical activity.

Basically just exercise. The act of jumping and moving on a trampoline in the morning can be invigorating. Oh, yeah, yeah. But the point is... Well, you've been enjoying your morning bounce, but we came in yesterday and we thought it was some April Fool's prank because there was no trampoline. We thought it was a day late. Someone stole our tram-up.

Tram-up-up. Tram-pap-a-lin. Tram-ap-a-lin. Tram our trampoline. Trampoline. Trampoline. Trampoline. Trampopoline. So we need to launch a full Pink Panther investigation. Someone either in this team or in this building has taken it. Because I don't imagine a rice cooker has broken in and done it.

Badge has looked me in the eye. Power to them. She said I did not take it home. Because, you know, she's entered her fitness era with all the soccer and late nights. Could you imagine her walking out with a trampoline under her arm? I'm off. I'm off to soccer. Well, I didn't realise, but it does fold up.

So I'm sure Babs could have worked that out. She's smart. Oh, Dada. So she might have. Shy guy. I don't think he wants a trampoline. He talks too much shit about looking like a praying mantis on the trampoline, so I don't think he had another go.

Yeah, I don't care for it. Also, him and the trampoline. So, Finn, if he turned on an angle, no one would see either of them. They're gone. He's the invisible man. So you didn't take it, Shaga? No. My first port of call was going to be to send an all-star.

I think so. It's got to be an inside job. Yeah, is it our boss? Or is it our promotion team? Is it Nick in promotions? Having a hijinx? Is someone concerned about my braless bosom bouncing around? Yeah, is it our boss? Or is it our promotion team? Is it Nick in promotions? Having a hijinx? Is someone concerned about my braless bosom bouncing around?

Oh, you reckon they're worried about your boobs? Maybe. Because it's bad for the boobs if they're not supported. That's right. And you were getting a lot of messages. And I actually did get a message from a woman saying, I do bra fittings. Would you like to come in?

And I did say yes, and then she went too far down in my DMs, and I lost her. It happens sometimes. Keep bouncing again. Those things bouncing around, we'll find her. But we can't because there's nothing in here. Hey, sorry, side note. We'll get back to trampolining.

I had my first DM saying my mo looks sexy last night. Okay. And then it was a guy. I was like, ah. That was going to be my next question because you get a lot of attention from dudes. Hey, attention's attention. We love it. Take what you can. But the mo has been divisive. Well, attention's attention. We love it. Take what you can as well, mate.

But the no has been divisive. Well, only to you. No, there's messages. People going, get rid of it, ducko. Get rid of it. I don't show those to you because it's not nice. Thank you. But now I'm telling you.

Yeah, a lot of the ladies are like, actually, some, anyway. Some like it, but some. It's not about that. But now we've gotten, I've never heard sexy. Yeah, and I was like, oh, look at this. Oh, damn. Anyway, shout out to Morgan.

Does that. She had a laugh. Does it still make you feel good though? Or no, is it the compliment has to come from the right giver? Yeah, I guess the right giver. Okay. I mean, yeah, whatever, I'll take it. Take it.

Come on. I was a wounded bird, I'll have it. We live in such a mean time. Yeah, we do. Where people just share their rude opinions. Let's take the positives and the compliments from wherever they come. Can I give it a double tap? That's right.

Love that for you. Back to the trampoline. Yes. What are we going to do? I think I'm going to set an all-star. I think you should. And just say to the person who rudely pinched it. Because have we looked in every room around the office?

No, I've done no investigation. Obviously not. But it's not my problem. No. If you took it. It becomes Babs and Shotgun around the office? No, I've done no investigation. Obviously not. But it's not my problem. No. If you took it. It becomes Babs and Shy Guy's issue, doesn't it? Absolutely. Shy Guy, have you looked in every room around the office?

No. Babs? Not yet, no. What did we decide Babs and Shy Guy were off that personality quiz you made us do? Thinkers. Come on, thinkers. Think about it. They're too busy thinking about doing it, we thought.

There's no action. We're the visionaries. We've got to put this into place. I vision you guys. about it. They're too busy thinking about doing it, we thought. There's no action. We're the visionaries. We've got to put this into place. I envision you guys looking. Yes. How's that work? I envision you guys taking one-on-one every member of this office into what we call the crying room.

It's a frosted glass meeting room where everyone gets fired. I want you to set calendar appointments with every single person in the office and say, just need 10 minutes of your time for a meeting in the crying room. And grill them. The crying room's the first room we met Shy Guy in and Jess told him she had to go

and leave the meeting early because she had to get laser. And Shy Guy was brand new. I didn't get the job at this stage. He wasn't brand new, he was interviewing. But I trust me, mate,

Ducko. I saved the meeting, buddy. If Ducko, whatever Ducko thinks, I'll agree. There's Shy Guy giving his pitch. This for the meeting, buddy. I like, if Ducko, whatever Ducko thinks, I'll agree. There's a shy guy giving his pitch. This is five years ago. And he's like, I'm going to go.

I've got to get laid. I did a whole show planned for you. His balls hadn't dropped yet. His voice was very high. I had an appointment. We should go through that plan on air. Do you reckon you still have it? It'll be on an email somewhere.

Yeah, that'd be fun. Oh my God. It was the show. It was the pitch. So it was like your pitch on an email somewhere. Yeah, that'd be fun. Oh my God. It was the show. It was a pitch. So it was like your pitch to us. I'm sorry, I never heard it. No, it was just a log. It was just ten breaks away.

Hey man, I couldn't cancel that appointment because then I'd lose the money. It had been less than 24 hours. I didn't know you were coming in. So I was like, do I want to do this show? Is this what she's like? Yeah, is this how it is? It was real talent behavior, but it was funny as. I didn't make you come with me.

I just had to remove myself. I don't think it was that big of a deal. At least we're still talking about it. Back to the job anyway, so who cares? Back to the, yeah, yeah. All things have worked out. Yes, everything happens for a reason. I reckon send the all-star female.

I will. Yeah. And I'm going to find one of these articles that says jumping in the morning is good for you, so bring it back. Yeah, do that. That's fun. But does that mean...

That might encourage the theft. To keep it. Oh, I see what you're saying. Or invite others to use it. Well, so bring it back. Yeah, do that. That's fun. Oh, but does that mean... That might encourage the theft. To keep it. Oh, I see what you're saying. Or invite others to use it. Well, it's got to be something from this office. There aren't that many people cruising around here. True. I reckon go through sales this morning and start going, hey.

One-on-one. Where's the trampoline? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I need it to be dark with one exposed light bulb swinging. Do we put signs up? Have you seen this? That's exactly what we do.

Wanted. With the little... Yeah, yeah. Hey, guys. Please return to... On the milk cartons's exactly what we do. Wanted. Yeah, yeah. Hey, guys. Have you seen this number? On the milk cartons. Jess and Darko. Like America.

You know, when the kid goes missing, they print them on the milk cartons. Yeah. Babs, work on that. You're the printer of the family. You're a family. Yeah, team printer. Sure. Thank you.

Enthusiasm, Babs. You're the printer. Go. Yes. I cannot wait. Yeah. Anyway, we'll sort that out. We will.

This investigation. Big show for you, though, because my gift baby red tree, second last day today, you can win yourself a Dyson pack, stick vacuum, a wash, G1. Two in one hardball cleaner. Obviously. That sounds like a mop to me. And a supersonic hairdryer. So you're going to mop a vac and a hairdryer.

That is. Tell me why I can't have this. Tell me. Your wife is staunchly a no hairdryer household. Yeah, she's not. Oh, she got one. Did I tell you that? Why was I not kept abreast of this news?

She got given one from her friend and she kept it and she used it every now and then. Oh, my God. It's a huge flex when people come to her house. So now when ladies say, hey, can I borrow it? Yeah. I say, hey, we have a TV and a hair dryer. Welcome to our house. We have all the amenities.

This is huge. Let me show you to your suite. I have a microwave too. What do you need? What appliance? You know you've got a Ninja Creamy, I saw. Oh, I did, yeah. suite. I have a microwave too. What do you need? What appliance? You know you got a Ninja Creamy I saw. I did, yeah. Unbelievable.

I'm going to discuss that with you. If I'm gassy today, that is on the Creamy. Yes, finally the stench won't be coming just from me. Yes, what a day. Anyway, we're doing everything we were doing as last before the baby. Yes. Taking him to the bedroom next. Yes.

And now it got ruined. Oh, no. By a member of the family. Oh, no. We'll do it next. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. You know, obviously, baby is imminent.

So what we're doing in our household, because literally, the call could come any day now. It's wild. Yes. So what we're doing is we're trying to do everything. Have you got your phone on loud? Well, my watch will vibrate. The watch will vibrate.

Yeah, it'll be sweet. I'll know. You'll just see me just get up and vibrate. Yeah, it'll be sweet. I'll know. You'll just see me just get up and walk off. I won't even say anything. I'll be gone like a thief in the night. Oh, my God. That will be very exciting. And I'm like, can you do it on air so it's good radio?

Anyway, we'll talk about it. I actually left Megaloo at home today. She was awake this morning. What? She was up early? She can't sleep. She's getting that uncomfortable. She's very uncomfortable.

A lot of audible sighs. Fair enough. Now, our obstetrician very uncomfortable. A lot of audible sighs. Fair enough. Now, our obstetrician told us that a bit of good times. Absolutely. The horizontal tanker. Can induce labour. Yes. So we're like, well, everything we're doing now is the last of just the two of us.

The last of us, if you will. Yes. And we think that if we do do the deed now, this could be the last time that it's happening. Before a long time. It could either spark labour or at least, yeah, this is the last one on the books until the big day. And you're right, recovery. You're going to have to give her a minute.

Exactly. It's going to be a while. So we're trying to make it nice, but it's also very uncomfortable right now in terms of positioning. Yep. And there's only one that really works. And we were like, how about we do it, well, my suggestion was, how about we do it somewhere a bit differently so we can, you know, spice it up a little bit.

You're changing the goalposts for what feels like a grand final match. Exactly. Okay. But you know what? Let's do it. We're both seasoned veterans. Why not? Oh, why not?

You're so right. Variety's the spice of life. I was like, kitchen. Never done it there. Let's go. You know? Doesn't feel like a room for you. No.

I don't know if the kitchen... Kitchen for me? Yeah. Oh, I see what you're saying. Kitchen for you? Yeah. I don't know. Well, and then Morgan goes, what about the dog?

And I was like, she'll be fine. She's passed out on the couch. She's had her ice cream from the ice creamy. She is farting over there. She shared with daddy. We're all good. Okay. Okay. And she goes, okay. You do have open plan living, so I appreciate her concern there. Yeah. So then one thing leads to another, and then all of a sudden, Pam just pops her ears up and looks over at us and just gets so concerned, thinks we're like fighting, like hurting each other. Well, usually she would be attuned to.

Yeah. That sort of nonsense happens behind that closed door. And she sits out there with her Kong and waits. Normally we give her a Kong. We bring. And she comes over and she brings us a ball and looks and stares at us. And then when you're in the throes, if your dog has ever looked at you in the eyes in the throes, there's nothing more unsexy.

Particularly being a dude, you're like, no, no, don't, don't do that. She's just bringing more and more things to drop at your feet. Are we playing? This is playtime, daddy. And then she starts going. And like starts getting really concerned. That's not the soundtrack you need. Was that throwing off your BBM rhythm? It was.

It's one of those things where you both ignore it for as long as you can. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then all of a sudden, like, I just stop and I'm like, oh. Damn it. Come on. Pam. Oh, f*** you, Pam. And everything just stops.

Don't tell me your last one before baby arrives. Yeah. Well, we've got to scratch it off. You know me. I'm good at a lot of things, but getting back on the horse, Jess, is a tough carry. No. What do they call it when a horse gets scrapped from the Melbourne Cup?

You get scratched. Scratched. Yeah, yeah. We're scratching. We're scratching for the race. Your last season. Yeah. Last match.

They were like, should we give her a Kong and then go to the bedroom and then it's just like, no. I'm deflected. Yeah. It's not really. Look at this. I can't even see it anymore, so we might as well not. Good night, honey.

Jess and Daco. Maybe a month or two ago, I was accused of being un-Australian because I came on this program and said, I do not care for Vegemite. Okay, when I asked you to get the boo, I did not mean it to there. So rude. You'll see why. I was accused of being un-Australian.

We hate her! How could she do that? I also was accused of being a bad mother because my daughter had expressed enjoyment of Vegemite when she stole someone else's Vegemite sandwich. I said, I can't bite. Can't bring myself to bite. I think I've found A more un-Australian act

Ducko And it's something I am proud to say I've never done And I will even Spend an extra Five, ten minutes Correcting something

To make sure I haven't committed This crime Okay What have we got here? You know When there's street parking Yeah And maybe There aren't lines All here? You know when there's street parking?

Yeah. And maybe there aren't lines allocated. You know, the council hasn't come along and actually drawn parking spaces. Yes. It is just free for all, but it's obviously been denoted by council with some street signs. So it'll be like, you can park from here and you can park from here. Maybe it's two-hour ticketed parking or it's only half an hour. So there are polls and signs denoting what you can and can't do. Might fit three cars within that one space.

Okay. I think you know where I'm going with this. I had a hair appointment the other day, but I had a bit of time. I'm going to quickly duck to that cafe, get something to eat. But I had a short window. I went, let's hope there's a park right out the front. I can quickly park, jump in, grab a wrap, and then go on my merry way. There would have been a freaking park, Ducko, and I wouldn't have then run late searching for something else and having to park a mile away.

Yes. If the two cars out the front of the cafe had gone all the way up to where they could have, and the second car gone all the way up as appropriate, leaving enough distance so they can pull out as they need. But instead, both those freaking cars, just little sedans, it's not like they were big Utes or big trucks, had kind of parked, oh, a metre and a half away from one pole and a metre and a half away from the back pole, blocking out what could have been a third full car park.

It's un-Australian! Pull up all the freaking way! It's the worst because you can fit three in there and they only fit two or one and a half sometimes. You're like, how is this? This is so frustrating. It's so frustrating. I have genuinely, I swear to you, I'm not lying to big note myself. I've genuinely parked, and you know me,

my depth perception's not great. I've parked, gotten out and gone, God, I could push up way further and I'll get back in the car and repark. Because you don't want to be that guy who leaves it like that. No, and it's funny because this incident that I had, I ended up parking two blocks away, getting a jog on

and as I got to the cafe, the woman was getting in her car, and I was like, I want to say something. Hey, next time, could you bloody drive up to the pole so two cars can fit behind you? Yeah, it's the worst. It's always when you're in a rush trying to find a park, and then there is all these little parks.

I call them half parks. They're half parks. They're so frustrating. And I drive a small car. I'm like, if I can't even fit, what hope does someone... If you can't get a Mini in there. If I can't get a Mini, what hope does a four-wheel drive or a proper sedan or anything like that? And the first person parking there can all go right up to the pole, you know? And that's the thing...

And sometimes you see some people go right up to the pole and some at the very back, but not all the way. Yeah. So there's not enough to reverse it in. And you're like, why would you do that? I appreciate... I also appreciate when, if it's empty, you could easily just pull it and be the back of the three.

Drive all the way up so that I don't have to do a freaking reverse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No one wants to be in the middle. No one wants to be in the middle. Because also the thing you worry about if you're in the middle is you worry that the person behind you is not going to leave enough space to get out. Yes. Which does happen.

People often then leave too much room between car one and two if you are in the middle. Yes, but if you are the first person in this bank, you're setting the tone. You're setting the tone because then maybe the person who comes in second does come up all the way up your bum to try and think, I'll leave a space. But if that first car drives away,

that second car now looks like the dick. So it's just a ripple effect. So come on, Tink. We're living in a society. Yeah. And this is coming from me, you know, queen driver over here who's just so perfect on the roads. If I'm calling out this crap, you know, it's a dire situation.

Yeah. Yes, everyone's favourite time of the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabucks on here. Alphabucks. Yes, everyone's favourite time of the morning because you have 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. We can't use the same answer twice. If you're answering the question, say pass.

We'll come back if there's time. They're the rules of engagement, baby. That's all we need to do today. Oh, look at this. We've got a player. Sit up a bit straighter, everyone. Turn my mic on. You need to turn my mic on.

Jeez, you're on. You're on. You have a button over there too. You know, you've all got your own buttons. Nana. Sorry. You're on. You only have six shows that you're...

I keep turning her off. Stop that. You've only got six before paternity leave. Why would I take the joy away from you of pushing my mic on? I'm so sorry.

I dropped the ball and our player today is Jai. Good morning, Jai. Good morning. How are you? Yeah, so good. Jai, thank you for joining the show this morning.

What's motivating you today? What's going to get you across the line to win $10,000? One more day till Friday and then we can finish work. I love that. And to go into that with $10,000, we're talking a big weekend maybe? Yeah, big weekend.

Yeah, very good. Drinks on Jai is what I'm hearing if he wins. Yeah, I love that. Okay, Jai. How do you normally go with the quiz? See, I play it while listening. I go all right with some letters. Some of them I'm like, what the hell am I doing?

Come on, come on. What letter would you like to hear today, Jai? This never happens. Ooh. What's your best letter? Honestly, I don't know. Okay, great. I think it's C, isn't it?

Well, I was really hoping you'd say C because that's what you got, Jai. C. All right. C. Let's go. C for cash, baby. C for cash all out. Let's do it.

Okay. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter C. We need you to name a colour. Cyan. A vegetable. Carrot. An ocean animal. Sea cucumber. A vegetable. Carrot. An ocean animal.

Sea cucumber. A star sign. Cancer. A beer brand. Corona. An adjective. Pass. An Asian country.

Pass. A kitchen item. Pass. A kitchen item. Pass. A spice. A movie. Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. Oh, give him the money.

On top of the mind. What a response. Who has that on top of mind, Jai? Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. You wasted like 14 seconds getting that out. What a film. What a film. It was just the first song, first music I made.

Oh, my God. There's a leak in the boat, and it's a leak. No, stop. We're having fun. Sorry, Jess. That's just far too niche. Oh, I love you. Hey, Jai.

You threw us off when you said sea cucumber. You got it wrong for question three. Sea cucumber is obviously an S for sea cucumber. Could have said crab or clam. Yeah. You did get six, though. Other than that, an adjective could have been creative or courageous. An Asian country, China, Cambodia, kitchen item, container, or a cookbook.

Everything else you answered, you did get correct. But look, you don't go away empty-handed, Clay, with a chance of meatballs. You get yourself $100 cash. Sweet. Thank you. Oh, Jai, you're a delight. Oh, fantastic work. That was a chance of meatballs, you get yourself $100 cash. Sweet. Thank you. Oh, Jay, you're a delight. Oh, fantastic work. That was a bit of fun. That was a lot

of fun. You really made Jess's morning. You have. Rocky start with the mic not being on, but we brought it back. We brought it back. Enjoy the cash, man. Thanks for playing. Thank you. Oh, wow. We do play again at 8 o'clock for $10,000. Jess and Daco. Boom, boom, boom. We do play again at 8 o'clock for $10,000. Jess and Daco.

Boom, boom, boom. Everybody say Adam. Adam. Our NRL superstar turned sports correspondent in studio. Who smells fantastic. Always. And he lingers. You know how we accused Babs of being a lingerer the other day? This is a man who lingers.

Smells. Smells. In the best possible way. Good linger, though. Good linger. Aroma. Fragrance. Aroma. possible way. Good linger though. Good linger. Aroma. Fragrance. Aroma. Good morning Adam. Good morning.

Sorry, don't mind us. We love to talk about people like they're not even here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How are you this morning? Very good actually. A lot of confidence after that interview. Feeling good? A few days off now from footy? Yeah, feeling fresh. Feeling good. It was good to have the weekend off.

Obviously, recharged the batteries, reset, ready to go again. And yeah, it's been a good couple of days. We're training really hard. Yeah, yeah. Now, I saw you and Millie are doing something pretty cool. Is it Millie's Foundation Game Changers? Yes, it is, yep. So Mill's been running a program now.

We just had the fourth week yesterday. Next week will be the fifth and final week. It's for young adults with intellectual and physical disabilities. She's been running the program in Newcastle now.

It'll be a five-week program while her friend and teammate Olivia Koenig is running one up in Port Macquarie side by side. And at halftime

of our Tigers game next week at McDonald Jones Stadium the two teams will come against each other and they'll have an All Abilities Rugby League game at halftime of our Tigers game next week at McDonald Jones Stadium, the two teams will come against each other and they'll have an All Abilities Rugby League game at halftime. Full field. Full field. In front of probably a pack Mac Jones, I would say.

So I reckon we'll probably get 20,000 plus there for our game against the Tigers. That's incredible. And they had the first one last year and the Port Mac crew got the win. So we're pretty disappointed about that. That's right. There's some fuel in the belly for this one. So does Millie coach them? Millie coaches them, yep.

Nice. I try my hand at it as well, but it's hard obviously being in the sheds at halftime when the game's on, so Mill predominantly takes over, but it was great yesterday. I could get down there. Adam O'Brien popped his head in, KP, Matt Croker,

Jaden Braley, Jacob Swafiti, James Schiller. They all popped down to help out give some advice and have a bit of fun with all the participants so it's been a great program so far. What's the sentiment? Is everyone just jumping out of their skin ready to hit the Everyone actually went away over the last 12 months and has really worked on

their, it's not just about rugby league it's a lot about physical health, mental health there's an inside component as well but I think the game last year has inspired a lot of them. And the fact that they did lose, they've gone away and they've run really hard and they're all so much better this year. So I'm really excited to see how they go. That's awesome.

That must make their year. Oh, it does. It makes their year. I think, like, speaking to the boys yesterday that did come down from my team, it made their day, made their week. I feel like I'm going to have a blinder this week because I've been there and been a part of it and it just makes you

feel so good. So yeah, it's been a success so far. It's a big year coming up for the foundation but this is certainly something in the calendar that everyone looks forward to.

The NIB game-changer game at half-time. Oh, that's awesome. You must be so proud of Millie. Yes, very proud of her. What she's built. Yeah, very proud and seeing her run around

with a bit of a belly out there yesterday was great. All the participants love it. They're all trying to guess whether it'll be a boy or a girl as well. Because you guys don't know, do you? We don't know. You're not finding out. No, keeping it a surprise. That's crazy.

Yeah, crazy. Now, on the NRL front, obviously you guys got the Bulldogs this week. We're feeling ready. We're good. Yeah, feeling ready. Your old team. They're on fire. It's my old team

coming up against them I always want to put in a good performance obviously you know haven't played for them and I think the rest of the team's really

focused as well though because our last game didn't go the way we wanted it to probably irrespective of the scoreline I just don't think

we played the way that we want to be playing so it's been a big week on stripping back the layers, keeping it simple, and getting back to how we're going to play footy. So got a lot of work in over the bye period, which was great. But, yeah, you know, we can do all the talking and do all the training we want, but we've got to get out there on Sunday,

and we know the doggies play a tough style of footy, so we've got to go and batch them. I've tipped you. Don't let me down, mate. I've tipped you. I like that. Now, Jess, you wanted to get into the rule change with the high tackles, didn't you? I absolutely did. I've been seeing the headlines. I've been seeing the news.

My husband is a big fan of NRL 360, and even though he puts his headphones on and angles the laptop away, can't help sometimes just looking over, reading the captions, going, what are they arguing about now? What are they fighting about now? Grown men fighting. Genuinely changing maybe the landscape of the game and how you approach tackling someone, which is, what, a huge part of your job. How do you feel about these changes to, I guess,

the punishment, would we call it? Yeah, getting sent off now. Getting sent off. Consequences for it now. Just randomly a couple of games in, we're going to just up the consequences. I think the message that we got sent from Graham Ennersley, who's the boss of the referees,

that Adam O'Brien got sent and shared with the playing group was that they missed a lot on the weekend that were direct shoulder contact with the head, the weekend just gone, that should have been a sin bin, should have resulted in a sin bin, and it wasn't. And just to let everyone know

that these tackles should have been a sin bin, but they weren't. So is he basically saying his people, his refs, did not call it. They've made mistakes. Because everyone's like, the refs stuffed up, and so now we're going to get C send-offs this weekend. Is this essentially what's going to happen? We're going to overcorrect.

We're going to all hell melt. The NRL will overcorrect. Okay, because from a ref's perspective, if you just had a little slap on the wrist and an all-staff memo go out, you're going to go, I don't want to be the focus again. Yes. Absolutely. Of my boss.

Yeah, yeah. And you know that the microscope's on it this week as well. So every punter that's at home watching as well, there's obviously been a lot of talk about it this week. They're all going to have their say and say that should have been a sin bin or whatever. And the way the game is going with head protection around concussions and all that sort of stuff,

you know what? It is what it is. It's a penalty. If you hit someone around the head and all that sort of stuff. You know what? It is what it is. It's a penalty. If you hit someone around the head, it's a penalty anyway, so you shouldn't be doing it. Penalties cost your team a lot without a sim bin, so I don't think it changes things too much. Everyone's tackle zone, everyone where they're aiming,

isn't above the shoulders. Right, we should be doing it like this anyway. Often it happens. Often people slip, and I'd like to think that there's still going to be some common sense in the rule where if someone does slip and it's a real chesty contact to the head. I have a feeling this week common sense is out the window a little bit. I'm worried it might be. So I'll be tackling around the ankles.

Can't get in trouble. Now you've got some toe wrestling news for us, mate. You're big in the toe wrestling world. I've been talking. Big in the toe wrestling world. You know what? The thing is, people wouldn't understand. Some of these matches, they go for two hours.

Toe wrestles. Seriously? Two hour toe wrestles, mate. That would be more exhausting than a game of footy. And there's some prizes up for grabs. There's 18 grand cash prizes that some of these people win. Do you know who would be so good at toe wrestling? Who?

Shy Guy. He's got no. Have you seen the dogs on this young man? He's got long. He's got finger toes. No, that's the thing, right? No, that's the thing. So there's a few things that they do. They do toe deadlifts.

Stop it. Stop it. But something that some of the extremists have done is surgically remove their toenails to not get injured. Because of ingrown toes or rip off a toenail? Yeah, all that sort of stuff. Imagine going into a big tournament, your big toe wrestling tournament.

Is that legal, actually? It's illegal. It's like body modification. It's like when you used to watch CSI All that sort of stuff. Imagine going into a big tournament, your big toe wrestling tournament. Is that legal, actually? It's illegal. It's like body modification. It's like when you used to watch CSI and they'd melt their finger. To have no finger proof. Well, it's a point of weakness, the toenail, isn't it? If you look at those structurally, that would be, if I can get rid of that,

now it's just like a fleshy mound. I can take that equation just straight off the table. Because I read they're trying to get us in the Olympics. Yeah, they are. They're campaigning for it. I would love to see that. That would be one of the great sports. It's better than breakdancing.

Breakdancing is pretty comical. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. That would be funny. I mean, if wrestling is in the Olympics, why can't we have toe wrestling? Yeah, I think that there's a few people on my piece of paper right now. Alan Nasty Nat. Yeah, hell yeah. He's a legend. Oh, what about paper right now. Alan Nasty Nat. Yeah, hell yeah.

He's a legend. Oh, what about Twinkle Toes Shelton? Twinkle Toes Shelton. I'm sure she, I know it's she. Oh, it's a she. Lisa, she would be very happy to get it in. She shaved the toenails. But the reigning champ, Ben, total destruction.

Woodruff, he's the one that's campaigning really hard at the moment. Okay. Imagine dedicating your life to toe wrestling. My mum always says, Jessica, you've been such a good lawyer. You never shut up. You're really argumentative. Imagine if I came home being like,

Ma, I'm pivoting. I'm going to be a toe wrestler. With those little funky toes? Jess told us the other day she's got... Tell them. No. Oh, sorry. It's embarrassing. I told everyone else.

I had a podias friend diagnose a sweaty foot, which is the reason the skin on my big toes keeps, like, shredding. So she said, you need to go buy moisture-wicking socks. So that's where I'm at, Adam. You'd be great with sliding off your toes. Couldn't get a grip. It's like a secret weapon. Couldn't get a grip.

It's like the vassal on the legs in the game of footy. People just run away. I don't want to burst her. I'm going to catch something. Forfeit. Highest rate of forfeits. Oh, mate. Always a pleasure. Thanks for comingest rate of forfeits. Oh, mate. Always a pleasure.

Thanks for coming in. Good luck this weekend. Thanks, guys. Hey, don't forget, listening out for The Crying Baby. You hear that today. Second last day, it's going off. All thanks to Baxco Homes. Customise your dream family home with award-winning Baxco Homes.

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Yeah, because they're actually called jivvets. But we call them jizz bits because we're like, it's weird. It's funny. It's funny. Have you met us? Yeah, yeah. We'll twist things for humour's sake. Just because.

My wife did not know what they were actually called. And she got into a fight with her family the other day. She goes, yeah, Jessad Ducko has jizz bits. They've got Jess and Ducko jizz bits. Are they a croc family, like her parents? No, but they know about it. And they go, what's a jizz bit? Morgan goes, the things that go on your crocs.

And they're like, I think they're called jibbits. Morgan's like, no, they're jizz bits. She was like, Ducko, they think they're called jibbits. I'm like, oh, honey, they are called jibbits. Good on you, Morgan. She thinks that our show's right. Fly the flag. I love it. Good on you, Morgan. She thinks that our show's right. Fly the flag. I love it.

I like that a lot. Jess and Daco. What is the grossest thing people do in public? Or are you the person who does it? If you want to put your hand up, this is a safe space. As always, could win you those budgies. Grossies? You're grossies.

The internet. We like to bring you the news when it is divided. It is not often a place where people come together, the internet. And this act caught in an Australian cinema. Two sides of the fence, Jocko. A cinema goer. Love that. Continuing to support the big.

Got to keep it going. Is that the silver screen? No, it's the TV. Is it the golden screen? I think it's just the big screen, isn't it? The big screen. I love people still going to the movies. I thought COVID killed the movies, but people are still going.

A cinema goer has captured a disrespectful act. It has been called feral. It has been called disgusting. Uh-huh. A person has pulled out their phone. They're trying to enjoy, I'm assuming, Moana 2. It doesn't say what movie they were watching. That's obviously what it was.

Obviously. What else is in the synopsis? No one's seeing Snow White. It can't have been that. So let's go with Moana 2. They're trying to enjoy Moana 2. When all of a sudden they sort of look down to their left or right, the person behind them has the dogs out. They've taken their shoes off and are perching their bare feet on the arm

rests of their chair. No, God! No, God, please, no! So this person has pulled their phone out to photograph this bare foot that's poking through the arm rest from the seat behind. And people are saying, the caption is, at the cinema yesterday as I went to my seat, I see this. Where's the respect?

We're not in your lounge room, thank you. I did look at the guy who was sitting there with the dogs out, and he just stared back at me, defiant, did not move his feet. And you know these days you have allocated seating in the cinema, and it's so awkward if you don't take your seat and then the person comes and taps on the shoulder. These are mine, and there's 45 seats next to you. You're like, really?

Really? Okay. But this person's sitting in their seat with the stinky feet, bare feet perched on both their armrests. I think that's disgusting and gross. An etiquette expert has weighed in. Anna Musson. Yes.

She called it exactly that. Disgusting. We should not be removing our shoes in the cinema or on a flight, nor should they protrude into another person's space. Have some common decency and self-respect. The internet is calling this the grossest thing someone can do in public. Getting your feet out and putting them in someone else's personal space. If you're sitting there watching, trying to enjoy your Maltesers and popcorn,

then you see shy guys' long feet come through the middle. I do do this. Yeah, this is what I wanted to get down to. Now, when we brought this to the table, oh, let's discuss and what should we put out to the rice cookers, Shy Guy went, what's the problem? He's guilty. He's getting his long finger toes. Are you taking your shoes off?

Yeah, I'll take the shoes off, yeah. He's normally in the slides anyway. Oh, that's right. He's got his F-boy slides on. So even if someone is sitting in the seat in front of you, you'll take a... Well, it depends on how close they are. If there's one vacant, I'll do it. Sure.

But I don't want it next to their head. That's not fair. You're not tickling because I can't judge a shy guy. Oh, don't tell me you do it. I do it on planes. Oh, but through the armrest of the plane. Stop it. I have had... Stop it. I do it on planes. Oh, but through the armrest of the plane. Stop it. I have had an elbow. No.

You do it while people are sitting in front of you on the plane. Yeah. Jessica. It's so uncomfortable on a plane. Everyone's uncomfortable. It doesn't mean you have the right. I know, I know, I know. And the biggest fight I ever had with, well, she was my best friend up until this point.

Yeah, because she saw you do this. We were traveling Europe, Emily, massive blow up. And she was like, who do you think you are? Queen of the world, putting your feet up on seats. And then she ratted off the list of indiscretions. But that was her big one. She goes, who do you think you are? We don't have time to get into all the other things.

Yeah, yeah. That's gross. Someone, when the person elbowed my foot, I don't know if it was even unintentionally or it was purposefully. Yeah. I stopped doing it. But I don't do it at the cinema. I feel like the cinema's worse.

They can't see you. I don't think it's worse because it's only like an hour and a half, two hours. Cinema, you've got way more leg room. I don't like either of them. I think it's gross. That's why I don't want to judge. Don't get your feet out.

Put your feet anywhere in my space. If I saw someone's feet come through when I'm on a plane or in a cinema, I would not be happy. Socks better. I had socks on. Oh, that's so clean. Sorry, you're both so fine.

We're fine, Sean. We should go to the movies together. And then fly. Yuck. Let's fly to a cinema. Babs, are you hearing this? 13, 10, 60. Oh, shut up.

You're gross. What do you do? What do I do? You do the Bushman's blow. Oh, yeah, I do that all the time. You're gross. What do you do? What do I do? You do the Bushman's Blow. Oh, yeah, I do that all the time. You're disgusting. Yeah, I do. If I'm going for a walk or a run, I'll jet-snot it out.

See? But you've got to get it out sometimes. On a scale? You think that's grosser than feet through the... I've never been able to do that, by the way. Oh, it's the best release. It's ended up on my shirt. I was like, well, I'm never doing this again.

No, you've just got to give it a bit of angle. I think you've got to commit to the Bushman's Blow. If you're going to do a half-assed Bushman's Blow. It was like half out, and I was like, oh, well, now it's on my shirt. Yeah, you've got to go for it. And sometimes I can spit when I'm running and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah. Way worse.

And COVID killed the public spit. You can't be doing public spitting anymore. It was so cool right up until COVID. It was so fun. Everyone just spitting on each other. I was on, funnily enough, planes. I do feel I bring out the worst in people. I was on a plane once, and oh my God, the spitting, that was happening.

I know in some cultures. On a plane? Yeah, man. On the floor? Yeah. Where was this? I was flying to Guangzhou. Oh, yeah.

And I don't know, in some cultures, it's not as. I'm not spitting inside. I want the record to say that. It was just like in a bush when I'm running. In some some cultures it's not as... I'm not spitting inside. I want the record to say that. It was just like in a bush when I'm running. In some cultures it's not that big of a deal and in others it is. And in this particular culture, it's not. You know, I used to work at the airport, International Terminal. Someone asked me to use my bin once and I, as I was the retailer,

I assumed they wanted to throw rubbish out. I handed it to him, like put it in his vicinity, waiting for the chewing gum wrapper and he spat into the bin. It was so disgusting. I need to leave. I can't continue my shit. Spitting might be up there for me. But 13, 10, 60, the internet reckons getting the dogs out.

I think that's gross. And dogs out on planes and movies. You know about my fungal infection. What's the grossest thing people can do in public? Give us a call. Is Hoyt's wiping down the armrests? I hope so. They got a lot.

That 14-year-old's got a lot. Have you seen how understaffed they are when you go to the movies now? They're not cleaning anything, mate. They're barely a flat strap selling tickets and popcorn. It's a good thing it's dark in there. Otherwise, the stains on those seats. Okay. Gross things you do in public. Give, there's stains on those seats. Okay. Gross things you do in public.

Give us a call. We'll do it next. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. 131060, though. We're talking grossest things people do in public. Because we, Babs, we work with a couple of grossies. I mean, you knew that about me.

Yeah. I don't know if we knew Shy Guy had this feral, as the internet is calling it, side to him. Slow down, plain girl. That's not my word. It's the internet's word. Shy Guy puts his feet in between the movie cinemas in front of people. Bare feet. I think that, is that worse? Bare feet. 100%. I have

sockered feet. I sometimes have socks on. But you put yours on a plane through armchairs. That's, yeah. We're in the same category. For once, we're in the same gross category. Yeah. You know what? It's actually nice to have someone in my disgusting pool.

Shut up, Bushman's Blow. I love a Bushman's Blow. I think Babs is the only one not disgusting. Oh, she would do some weird things. Yeah, what do you got, Babs? Nothing. I'm not disgusting. What did you just tell me?

What did you do? What? That I pop pimples at work. Oh. She sits there. On the chair? No, I didn't. Are you a big pimple popper? No, not even. You like pimples. Why? Oh, she sits there. On the chair? No, I didn't know. Are you a big pimple popper?

No, not even. You like pimples. Why are you coming for me? Leave me alone. Because we all want to be in this disgusting pool of disgustingness together. No one's perfect here, Babs. Yeah, come on. Yeah, well, that's probably the grossest thing I do is I just sit here sometimes

to have a pimple and pop it because I've got a little mirror. It's dangerous having a little handheld. So we want to get more people in our disgusting cesspool. Because, yes, as we said, a cinema goer has divided the internet. People calling it disrespectful, feral and disgusting for getting the dogs out and putting his feet on the armchair of the seat in front of him at the cinema. Nadine's called in on 131060. Good morning, Nadine.

Good morning, darling. Do you want to get in our disgusting pool, Nadine's called in on 131060 Good morning Nadine Good morning darling Do you want to get in our disgusting pool Nadine? Look when I was on hold I thought of something But firstly I was calling to defend my right To get my dogs out Whenever that I like Yeah Nadine You getting the dogs out at the cinema

On a plane maybe? I do all of the above And you know what You know when you're going to wait at the doctor's surgery? I'll wait across three chairs if I'm tired. I don't care. I'm tired. I'm old.

I've got to do what I've got to do. What if people come in and need to sit in the chairs? There's only those three left, and you're parked in there sleeping. You know when you're at the gym and someone stares you down to get off in a hurry? Yeah. I'm not getting up. Nadine's got her dogs out and she's comfortable. I love them.

They are lovely dogs. They're very pretty, pretty dogs and they don't smell. No fungal infection on Nadine. You think they're pretty and they don't smell, but I'm sure other people have them. While I was on hold, I had a memory, right? I'm at poolside with the kids and there's a larger woman sitting bathing and she's sitting there picking at her feet.

And I'm like, who does that? Swimming around and I couldn't stop watching her. And then all of a sudden she picks a big chunk of dead skin off her foot and eats it. Yeah, that's gross. That's right. It's not a thing. Like, she literally did it. Yeah, no, that's gross.

It's like people eat their boogers. I just, I don't get that. No. I don't understand. I don't get the booger thing. I mean, some of the kids with the glue, yeah, that's all right. But, you know. You've got to draw the lines somewhere.

Are you guys happy with who's in your camp? Yep. We'll take anyone. We'll take her. Jess and Ducko. These words are my own. Word up. You took the words right out of my mouth.

Word-yokey. Sweet Babs is in studio. St. Mary. I'm in. Peace be with you. Peace be with you, St. Mary. And peace be with you too. And also with you.

And also with you. You, you Christy Minniter, I need to teach you. Body of Christ to you, young lady. Thank you. She's in studio to give us a word. Any little word, ducko I. You're out of your chair. I'm out of my chair. Out of the chair. Shy guy's give us a word. Any little word, ducko. I, shy guy. You're out of your chair. I'm out of my chair.

Out of the chair. Shy guy's cracking half a small. I've never really seen shy guy out of his chair. Stand up. Get a stand up. Well, them two tall on the cameras don't get me. That's all right. It's a real problem.

It is a real problem. I mean, the big boss thinks you're me anyway, so. She's going to give us a word, and we are going to have to sing a song with that word. Yep. In its title. We got any fun stats for us this week, Babs? Not really, no. Okay, let's start the game.

I know you guys didn't like my stats. No, we love your stats. When did we say that? Okay. It's usually fun. Next week, stats. Next week, yep. She didn't make the all-star memo about the stats,

so now she's like, no one likes it. I'm nervous today. Well, babe, you know how you were telling us that you and Morgan are sort of ticking things off and this could be the last time we talk before baby arrives. This could be the last wordy-okey. If she goes early, this will be your last wordy-okey. I'm going to play again.

Oh, my God. I'm done. We'll have to rethink the whole thing. Okay, here we go. All right, first word is pictures. Pictures of you, pictures of me from across the world. Damn, it was just in before me. Yes, nice work, Shaga. Thank you. Nice harmonising, though, fellas. Yeah, it was really in before me. Yes. Nice work, Chargo.

Thank you. Nice harmonising though, fellas. Yeah, it was really lovely. I feel like I helped you there. Wow. I don't think he would have had his backbone in if I didn't come in. I know. We have often talked about his gusto.

All lack thereof. Damn it. What is that song anyway? Pictures. Pictures of you. By? I'm not sure. I thought Nickelback, but that's not it.

I thought it was the back as well, but it's not. No, you're thinking a photograph. No, really? Different sort of picture. Okay, all right. Next word is green. Green, green grass. Blue, blue sky.

Nice word. That was my pregnancy addiction. That George Ezra song. Holy crap, he's on one, Ducco. Jesus. I can only think of Green Day, the band. There was Green Light by Lorde as well. Look at this green light, I want it.

Yep. Anyway. Alright, two points to Shaga, none to Jess and Ducco. Come on. Next word is planes. Pretend that Eric planes in the night sky like shooting stars. No. No.

Oh my God. That was my word. I really wish right now. It was your forgotten banger. It was my song for a forgotten banger. I know, Paper Planes. I couldn't think... All I could think of was that... All I want to do is...

Well, that's Paper Planes. That's Paper Planes. Yeah, now, I couldn't think of the planes part, though. Yeah, at the start it goes... That helps us now, though. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry. Daco, this could be a clean sweep.

It's unacceptable. Yeah, it's not looking good. Come on, Jess. This is where we do our best work. Just get on the... Yeah, let's get on the sweep. It's unacceptable. Yeah, it's not looking good. Come on, Jess. This is where we do our best work. Just get on the board, baby. Are you ready? Hey, Shy Guy, what's that? You know what?

Someone stole our freaking trampoline. I haven't had me bounce. Oh, yeah. Throw me off. We've got signs going up around the office. God damn it. Next word is heaven. Oh, baby, do you know what that's worth?

We'll make heaven a place on earth. Nice, Jess. We'll see you in heaven. Love comes first. Jess is in make heaven a place on earth. Nice, Jess. They say in heaven, love comes first. Jess is in it. She's on the board. Thank God. Okay, at least it's not a clean sweep. Next word.

But goddamn, I want one. I've been flirting with words all morning. This one. This one. Oh, you got me? Yeah, ready? What have we got? Sick.

Sick. Oh, because you're love sick. So sick of this song. So tired of this. Can I steal it from you? It's so sick. Because I'm so sick of love songs. That's the one I saw.

What? I didn't hear that. Yeah, but I just said, can I steal it? Because you kind of peed it out there. Why steal a song more than you? Scratch. I'd say Scratch. No, I don't know.

I feel like she did sing it. I feel like you're winning enough now that Jess deserves a point. So I'm out. I didn't make one. Yeah, you're not doing very well. So Jess needs this for it to tie. I mean, you can play still, but you're not going to win. Well, no, but are we trying to defeat Shy Guy?

Oh, yeah. We're just playing for fun. Because if Shy Guy gets one where he wins. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But if I get it, it ties. Then you're tied. I bet you guys get this one so fast now.

Telepathy to me. Are you ready? Yep. Next word is God. God is a DJ. Life is a dance floor. Can't argue with that. Ding, ding, ding.

Can't argue with that. Thank you, Pink. Wow. Yeah, Pink has really come out in this game a lot. She has a lot of songs. She has a lot of songs with a lot of words. Damn it. That's the Shy Man.

Shy Man has ruined your potential last wordy-okey. How do you feel? You've stolen it from right out under him. How could you? How could you? I was flirting with words all day. And he didn't even get out of his chair. He didn't.

God, he's rubbing it in. Oh, yeah. He gets one win under his belt. He's about to get the dogs out now. Jess and Ducko. Customise your dream family home with award-winning Baxco homes. Ducko's Baby Registry. Ducko was left in charge of the Baby Registry.

But when we had a look, when his wife Morgan had a look, we saw things like TV, PS5, Assassin's Creed. That was yesterday's prize. So we took everything off him to give to you, rice cookers. Yep. Had to listen out for that crying baby. Today. It's a beauty today. It's a beauty today, but it's also the second cookers. Yep. Had to listen out for that crying baby. Today. It's a beauty today.

It's a beauty today, but it's also the second last one. Yeah. So today we have the Dyson Pack, the Sick Vacuum, the Wash G1 2-in-1 Hand Floor Cleaner and the Super Sunny Hair Dryer, all thanks to Baxco Homes. Customise your dream family home with award-winning Baxco Homes. Babs working overtime out there. She's going nuts out there. Oh my gosh, Shy Guy had to tap in.

I saw you out there. You tap in on the phones. He tapped my gosh. Shy Guy had to tap in. I saw you out there. You tap in on the phones. You tap in on the phones. I like to go on the phones. It reminds me of where I started. Oh, your roots. Couldn't get him out of the seat for Wordy Oki. No, couldn't.

But when the phone lines melt down. Look at him now bouncing around. Look how happy he is because he won a game. Arrogant. You've got to throw the dog a bone every now and then. You remember Babs goes, let me show you how to do this one, young buck. That was good from us, letting him win. Yeah.

That was nice of us. You did not let me win. See, that's what we do. We're so kind. Speaking of someone else we let win, well, they call through. She did a lot of work. Did a lot of work. Hello.

Have we got Jodie? You do? Oh, my goodness. Jodie. Oh, my God. You won her. Yay. Oh, that is amazing.

Oh, thank you so much. Jodie, tell us about your family and how much this pack will help out. Oh, I have a $20 Kmart hairdryer. So I've been wanting one of these hairdryers and I can't afford it. So you've just made my bloody year. This is amazing. Well, you're going to have to send us your first pic of the blow wave you do. Oh, I am so excited. Like, holy you do. Oh, I am so excited.

Like, holy moly. Oh, that's so exciting. We love that. And don't forget the vacuum and the mop, the two-in-one. Well, we have two little dogs that make a lot of messes, so that is going to come in handy so much. Mate, Shy Guy told us the mop is trending. Because we always thought, oh, the vacuum is the thing for here.

The animal V12, bang. Absolutely. But Shy Guy saying the mop is trending. I actually looked at this bang. Absolutely. But shy guy saying, the mop being trending. I actually looked at this yesterday. Yeah, it looks good. Long story, but anyway. I was looking at this in the shop yesterday. I was like, this is sick.

Hey, Jodie, when was the last time you mopped your floors? Because I tell you what, I haven't done mine in a while. About a week and a half ago. When the dog made a little accident. Well, this is going to revolutionise how you go forward, Jodie. Congratulations. Thanks for getting involved in the show. Thank you very much.

Now, tomorrow, it's the final time. Will Ducko even be here for it? Well, that's true. Baby could come at any time. But we are still going to take that last prize off. Yes. Because this felt indulgent from you to just put this on your registry. A bit of cashola.

Tomorrow's $1,000 cash. I mean, you could have got me on a good mood and I could have, you know, but we've taken everything off, which means $1,000 cash to the rice cookers. Any time throughout the show tomorrow, it's your last crack at the gift baby registry. $1,000 cash. Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up. Jess and Ducko in the morning.

Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabucks on hit. Yeah, 30 seconds, 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice. If you're untrue, the questions say pass. We come back if there is time. They're the rules of engagement, our player today. Look at this.

My name is Jeff. We've got Jeff. Hello, Jeff. Good morning, guys. How are you? Couldn't be better. Jeff. What? That's what a day,. How are you? Oh, couldn't be better. Jeff. What?

That's what it's a day, isn't it? That's what it's a day. We've got Jeff on the air about to win $10,000. I can feel it in me water. I can feel it. Jeff, you're a hell of a player, aren't you? You nailed this in the car. I hope so.

Yeah, I'm pretty known for being a bit slow, but we'll see how we go. My name is Jeff. I'm going to give it a crack, but we'll see. So that movie coming out, Not Lying, My Name is Jeff, just changed the game for you? Yeah, it put me off a little bit. Are you a Jeff with a J or a Jeff with a G? No, I am a G.

Oh, you're a Jeffrey. That's it. Yeah, right. Okay. What do you want to spend $10,000 on? Well, I run my own business as a locksmith, and I just bought a new van, so I'd like to fit the back of the van out, so that would be perfectly used. That would be very, very nice at this stage.

I love that. Oh, God, yeah. Nice. Give your business a plug, Jeff. Lock them out locksmith. Lock them out locksmith. I love a creative business name. There you go.

That is good. It's a bit of fun. You need a locksmith. I love a creative business name. There you go. That is good. It's a bit of fun. You need a locksmith. Think of that. That's right. Jeff, we're going to the top of the alphabet for you today, babe. You're going to work with the letter A. A for Anthony Albanese.

He's about to speak. He's about to speak breaking news. Tariffs. We're going to talk about beef. Jeff, A. Are you ready to rock? Okay, let's give it a go. Let's do it. Your time will start after the first question.

Starting with the letter A, we need you to name a four-letter word. Uh, park. A sports competition. Ailey. A Disney movie. Aladdin. A country. Australia.

Something you win. Um, park. An occupation. Uh, an ethos. Australia. Park. An ethos. Audi. Park. Park. A medication. Hey, we had some good ones in there.

We got ourselves half. We got five. Okay. That'll have to do. Pass mark. 50-50-50. 50-50. Hey, you tried your best.

It's all we can ask for. You should be. I'm devastated. I don't know if we're in the right time. Let's do some learnings, Jeff. A full-letter word could have been army or anus. Something you win is an award or alpha bucks. I would have accepted alpha bucks.

You would have said alpha bucks. What else have we got? Vegetable, asparagus or artichoke. A piece of furniture, armchair, a medication. Ran out of time. It was aspirin. But, Jeff, you don't go away empty-handed. We'd never do that to you.

You win yourself $100 cash just for playing. Oh, gee. That'll help. That'll be half a draw. How's that? Yeah, there you go. Can you engrave on that draw? I will, definitely.

Definitely where it comes from, 100%. I love it. Thanks, Jeff. Thanks for joining the show. Good luck. Good luck with the baby, too. Hey, thanks, Jeff. Appreciate it.

No drama. Thanks, guys. What a lovely guy. What a legend. I love it when they lose and they're still happy to be here. Hell of a locksmith. Hell of a locksmith, yeah. His reputation precedes him.

I'm going to use him whenever I need a locksmith. As will I. Lock him out, locksmiths. Lock him out, locksmiths. Yeah, no, hell of a locksmith. His reputation precedes him. I'm going to use him whenever I need a locksmith. As will I. Lock him out, locksmiths. Lock him out, locksmiths. Up next, though, we're discussing, it came up late in the show yesterday, but you haven't lived until dot, dot, dot. That's right. And by extension, you're a goody two-shoes.

Yeah, yeah. Have you not done something maybe a little bit naughty? Should I go and jest maybe a couple of goody two-shoes? I have been accused of that. I can look myself in the mirror and go I was definitely a teacher's pet

growing up. You know? I used to brush my year three teacher's hair. That is so weird. You can't do that. That is so strange.

I swear she asked and I was like me, me, I want to do it. Oh, that's weird. Ew, Grace. Anyway, we're not talking about that.

You know who that was? Mrs. Kemp. Oh my God. Are you kidding? Mrs. Kemp made you brush your hair? I have so many things Oh, my God. Are you kidding? Mrs. Kemp made you brush your hair. I have so many things I want to say right now, but I can't.

Jess and Daco. 13, 10, 60. Finish this sentence. You haven't lived till dot, dot, dot. And by extension, are you a goody two-shoes? Yeah, a bit of a goody two-shoes. Because we landed on something that Mr. Shy Guy. Hasn't done. Hasn't done. And that's where we put the caveat of a bit of a goody two-shoes. Yeah, a bit of a goody two-shoes. Because we landed on something that Mr. Shy Guy. Hasn't done.

Hasn't done. And that's where we put the caveat of a bit of a goody two-shoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because, Shy Guy, I know you're furiously trying to get the evidence, exhibit A, of what happened on the show yesterday. Yep. But I think we've run out of time. It's in transit.

It's in transit. Yeah. Do you want to just say what it is now? Yeah, I'll just tell. Tell us. Good chat, guys. Good on our meeting. Let's do it. Just you want to just say what it is now? Yeah, I'll just tell us. Good chat, guys. Good on-air meeting. Let's do it.

Just bring the rice cookers in. Really play-by-play what's happening here. I've never had a parking fine. Yeah, that's crazy. 29 years old. Not once. Proud of you for speeding fine, all that, guys. Parking spots I've got, I might get a fine here.

Or I didn't spin the wheel for long enough or whatever. Oh, yeah, on the app. On the Easy Park app. Great app, though. I love that he's flirting with it. He's flirting with it. He flirts with danger. Yeah.

He'd be so annoyed, too, if you got a parking fine. I could see you being so angry. Because you know what it often is? Yeah. Particularly before the apps and all that jazz. It's like if I just put $2 into the meter, I would have avoided a $95 fine. I feel like inflation's made, it's more than $2 everywhere. Oh, absolutely.

It's ridiculous. You know, back in our day where it's like, you've got the coins, but you're a tight ass. Yeah. And then you end up getting a fine. You go, if I had just spent $2. I know. But to be now with all the apps and all that jazz, and you still have not got a parking I parked somewhere and the meter machine was broken.

And I was like, well, I can't actually pay for this. So I'm just going to have to. I mean, you can always do it online now. Not at this place. They didn't have the QR code or an app. It was, you had to go there and put the ticket in your... They're living in the dark age. I was like, well, if they give me a fine, I'll just say machine was broken.

I even took a photo of it and the machine... Yeah, see the evidence. It is very hard to fight a fine. So you do need all the evidence that you can possibly have. I've had a few parking fines in my time. Have you had a speeding fine? One. Ooh, that would have really hurt you.

No, I was all right about it. Okay. The cop was nice. A blemish on the record. The cop was nice. Oh, see, to get pulled over. You know what? Actually, that's what I'll say.

Up until just a few weeks ago, I'd never been pulled over. And there was an element, like I've obviously been ushered through the breathalyzers and that sort of thing, but never had the flashing light. I always get waved past. Flashing light. Oh, and the breathalyzers. They're of thing, but never had the flashing light. I always get waved past. Flashing light. Oh, and the breathalysers. They're like, you go. I'm like.

Mazda drivers. Nothing's better than getting waved past in those things. Do you know what's funny? I got breathalysed the other day with the baby and my parents in the car. There's always four coppers, so you get pushed to obviously up the line. That's when you had a bottle, yeah. Rolled down the window, this bloody rice cooker, who we took to Bali about five years ago. Oh, no way. She's like, hello, officer. I wonder if you were over at that point. Not that you were. rolled down the window, this bloody rice cooker, who we took to Bali about five years ago.

Oh, no way. And she's like, hello, officer. I wonder if you were over at that point. Not that you were. No, no, of course not. It was only 9am. I always wonder when they're set up at 9am. That's next day stuff.

How many people are you catching? Well, that's next day stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're coming home. Absolutely. Okay, so you've never had a parking fine. Jess, you've never had a speaking fine. That's right.

I've never milked a cow. Is that good of you? You haven't lived. I want to milk a cow, man. Which surprises me because I know you grew up on property and I know you didn't have livestock, but you had horses. It feels like a hop, skip and a jump to having a cow. I want to milk a horse. Did you not do like survival camp or any of those agricultural experiences at school?

I went on camps and stuff. I just don't think there was milking a cow in the curriculum. You haven't lived. I know. I feel like you'd be good at it. You've got a soft touch. I feel like my technique would be amazing. You would just know to roll.

There's a roll technique. Oh, I know. I've seen videos. I know without knowing. I've watched every YouTube video in preparation. Where are we at? Where are we at with getting the cow in studio? No one got back

to us, so we're working. It's also a very hard logistical thing to get a cow in the lift and stuff. It can be done. We have to go to the cow. This defeatist attitude on Shy Guy is really letting us down today. We might have to do a show from a cow. That'd be fun. What I want to do is I want you to get a parking fine now. I want you to intentionally get it

and we'll get work to pay for it. We'll petty cash it. Let's see how long you can go pushing the limit until you get one. I love that. Let's park outside here. That could be fun. It's only 15 minutes, isn't it? Yeah, I think so.

And we'll just see how long you can go until you get a parking fine. Oh, yeah. Let's live on the edge. He's going to get so anxious about it. It's like when your fuel light goes on E. Oh, yeah. My dad hasn't lived. He never lets the fuel tank go below half.

That's ridiculous. Half. I've never run out of petrol. Neither have I. Yeah, I've never run out of petrol. That feels more annoying than like a thrill-seeking thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know what I mean?

But he doesn't even let it dip past half. That's weird. It's weird. That's like, yeah. He doesn't want to be caught out. He's always prepared. Babs, what have you never done? I've never gone paintballing.

Oh, paintballing is fun. Like skydiving or anything like that. Talk about an adrenaline thrill. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can arrange that. We can go paintballing. We can throw you out of a plane. I was on a box the other day doing paintball.

It hurt, man. It does. It hurts a little bit. I love these. 13, 10, 60. Finish that sentence. You haven't lived till. Maybe you did something a little bit later in life. You go, oh, my these. 13, 10, 60. Finish that sentence. You haven't lived till. Maybe you did something a little bit later in life.

You go, oh, my God. Oh, jeez. It took me 50 years to milk a cow. Could be eat a pizza. Maybe you've never sworn and then you can swear on this show. Wow, that would be fun. Then we'll dump you for fun. You've never said a curse word.

Maybe you've never been on the radio. Oh, call in now. Call in now. How's your time? Would that be few Madonna like a virgin? On the air for the very first time. Anyway, I've never. You haven't lived until.

Yeah. And he's got a goody two-shoe spin. Would love it. Just everything, I guess. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. You haven't lived till. He's 29.

Never experienced the disappointment, the shame, the annoyance, the anger of seeing that bloody slip of paper on his windshield. Begs the question, you haven't lived till. Babs said that she'd never been skydiving, done that adrenaline stuff, hadn't been paintballing. Kiara on the text line, 0488881069. Good morning, team. Stuff paintballing.

I'll go skydiving with Babs. Babs and Kiara. Babs, you've got a mate. Gals trip. That sounds really fun. I love that. Skydiving with a stranger. Yep.

Jason says, been caught doing the deed in public. Haven't lived until. Righto, Jase. Yeah. What about this one? I got a message, a DM from Megan. I got taken away in the back of a police car when I was 15 years old from my workplace, KFC, for giving away an extra two pieces of chicken to a friend.

Then I was put in a room with a guy caught selling voodoo dolls. Is she saying you haven't lived until you've been taken in the back of a cop car? Oh, paddy wagon trips. Paddy wagon? Yeah, paddy wagon trips. Or you haven't lived until you've been able to exploit your occupation and to look after your mates. Yeah, I think that's what it is.

You know what I mean? You've got to exploit your occupation when you can. Come on. You know what I mean? Let's go to Evie. Good morning, Evie. Hello, Evie. Yeah.

Hi. How old are you, Evie? I just forget she called. I'm 10. 10. Okay. Now, what haven't you done since you should have done a lot? You're 10 years of age, what haven't you done? You should have done a lot. You're 10 years of age.

What haven't you done? You haven't lived until you've seen a real-life capybara. Oh, what a great response. I don't think I have. Neither have I. I've only seen them on TV. Where do you see them? I think they're, they might be eight.

Are they, where do they originate from, Evie? Is that an Asian creature or South America maybe? Yeah, they're from South America, but you can see them in Taronga Zoo. Okay. I'm going to get to Taronga. I haven't been to Taronga in a long time. Evie, is that the most random animal you've ever seen in real life that you're thinking everyone needs to have seen one of these?

Yes, because it is my favourite. It's your favourite. It's a spirit animal. Largest of the rodents. I do know that. It's like a giant, beautiful rat. If you know the actor Glenn Powell, he looks like a cat. He really does.

He really does. Thank you, Evie. What a great contribution. Gabby, what have you got for us? Hey, guys. You've never lived until you've chucked a sticky. Oh, that's so true. Gabby, tell me you have done that.

No, I've never chucked a sticky my whole career. Wow, you've got to chuck a sickie. For whatever reason, not even just, you know, you've got another commitment, you're hungover, whatever it might be. It's hard on this job, though. It is hard. It is hard for this job. And it is if you're a cog in the machine like you and I.

One cog goes down, the other cogs suffer. You have to work harder. It's worse for everyone else. But, Gabby, just do it. Let us know how you go. It's invigorating. But, Gabby, my do it. Let us know how you go. It's invigorating. But Gabby, my advice to you is lay the groundwork. Oh, early.

Start doing a little cough. Yeah, yeah. Talking about a little bit. Jeez, my vertigo is playing up. On a Thursday so you can get the Monday off if you want to have a long weekend. Yes. And dizziness is a good one because it's so nondescript. Unspecific symptoms.

Clummy hands. All that gear. Thank you, Gabby. Lincoln on 131060, what have you got? You haven't really lived until you've partied all night with a good group of friends and you've managed to all stay awake. And through the beer goggles, you're able to watch the sunrise. It's like the most beautiful thing ever.

Lincoln's getting deep. This is something you've obviously achieved, Lincoln, but you think everyone should tick that off. Exactly. It's one of the most beautiful scenes ever. Through the vehicles, the sunrise. It is a nice thing to do, you know what I mean? Oh, I love that.

Yeah. And then you know what? You hear the birds and the anxiety kicks in. Oopsie, I've done it. You've walked out of the club, you're like, that's the sun. There are people running and doing their morning exercise. Well, my Tuesday and Wednesday are ruined. Oh, how do I do it again?

Thank you, Lincoln. That's a great nomination. Alex on 131060, what have you got? Good morning, guys. Good morning. You haven't lived until you've felt the rain, and it's not me specifically, but I actually saw a patient and she had told me that she had never felt the rain on her skin before how old was this patient she was in her 80s so she's never

been caught in a downpour or a sun shower just never so how she told me this was because she had to cancel an appointment because the day had been raining so she apologized and said I can't I couldn't make it because I don't go out in the rain. And then obviously prompted the questions like, oh, okay, obviously it's dangerous. And she was like, no, I just have never felt the rain. What? And she's happy to go to her grave, never having felt it.

She was, she'd just known from her parents that it was just something not to do. Wow. That's bizarre. And just poured with her the whole time was just something not to do. Wow. That's bizarre. And just poured with her the whole time. Because isn't it funny? I thought when you get to that stage of life, again, you start ticking things off.

What haven't I done? You know, you see the 104-year-old going skydiving. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or wanting to be arrested. And she's not going to get hurt. She doesn't want to risk to jump in the rain. Wow. But also, is it a weird flex?

You know, she can go to her grave and on the tombstone, this is one of very few human beings. Never been trapped in the rain. Never been caught in the rain. Or it can be like, RIP Wendy, never needed an umbrella. Could never. Always needed an umbrella. Could never relate.

Wendy, may she rest in peace. Something about umbrellas. She could never relate to the Pina Colada song. Doesn't like Pina Coladas and doesn't like getting caught in the rain. Her brolly was never down. It was always up. It was always up. Well, that's a follow-up question. Would she be out in the rain. Her brolly was never down. It was always up. It was always up. Well, that's a follow-up question.

Would she be out in the rain but with an umbrella? She has said a couple of times she had done that. Oh, so she flirted with it? She did, but she didn't want to feel it. So it was just a no-go for her. I thought that was unbelievable. That is crazy. Hang on.

Hang on, Darko. What's the song? Feel the rain on your skin. What's that song? I love that on your skin. No one else can feel it for you. What's that song? I love that. You've gone the gaga. Rain on me, baby.

Oh, unwritten. God, of course. Natasha Bedingfield. Yeah, pretty sure that's on my pregnancy playlist. By my wife. See you, Alex. Bye. Jess and Daco.

It's just great to be here, you know. There's nowhere else I'd rather be. You're contracted to be here. Well, do a daycare drop-off. No, thank you. Fuck off! And he texts me, he goes, ooh, jeez, particularly rushed one today. I was up against it.

I was like, soz. Are you looking forward to that time when Lucia's older? If we still have a job in radio and we're still doing this, which, you know, we could be. I mean, I don't see why we won't be. Put it out there, babe. You know, I'm big on manifesting. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You don't have to do school drop off. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. 100%.

That's like the main perk. Do you know what my issue is though? Yeah. This is going to sound so stupid. My algorithm only bats up parenting stuff, basically. You know, back in the day it used to be dog stuff and before that maybe it was fashion and beauty. Now it's only parenting stuff, basically. You know, back in the day, it used to be dog stuff. And before that, maybe it was fashion and beauty. Now, it's only parenting stuff. I don't know why I'm getting fed a lot of crazy hair day at school.

Come with me to do my kid's hair. And I had this moment of, Angus won't be able to do that. And my kid won't have the craziest hair. Can you do it? Can you get her up at 4 a.m. when we get up and give her a head and put her back to bed? Well, it's one of those things. It's like, I can't do it the night before. Getting her up at 4am when we get up and give her a hand and put her back to bed? Well, it's one of those things. It's like, I can't do it the night before.

Getting her up at 4am feels cruel. She's going to have to come in. Or I have to take an arty up. He's going to bring her up. Geez. Now I'm suffering. Hang on a minute. So maybe it's Angus brings her in.

Yeah, I think he brings her in. It makes his life harder, not mine. I know, I can do that. Yeah, yeah. So he brings her up. Of the two husbands in my life, I'll make the real ones. Whose is it? Oh, that. Yeah, yeah. Of the two husbands in my life, I'll make the real ones. Whose is it? Oh, that's a good question.

Of the two husbands in your life. Yes. Whose life is it easier for you if you make that? To impact. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, realistically, if he brought her in, I could do the hair and then they keep going to school. It's too bad to one side.

Do you know what I mean? It's really going to impact him. Whereas me taking the day off really puts you up against it. It does, yeah, yeah. Just to do crazy hair day. Leave me with Shaga and Babs for a day off really puts you up against it. It does, yeah, yeah. Just to do crazy hair day. Leave me with Shaga and Babs for a day? And it's funny where my competitive streak comes out because I've told you in school athletics I'd fake an injury

because I just didn't want to be in amongst the mix. I'm like, I'd rather bail out. Because you're not good at it. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. But with my kids' hair, I don't think crazy hair day is a competition at school. It's just meant to be a bit of fun. Because how do you win that?

I want her to be the craziest. What would you do? Like, what's the craziest thing you can do with her hair? Pigtails? No. Right. This reel I saw yesterday, this woman made almost this forest out of her kid's hair. So she starts with two ponytails, but used about a hundred hair ties and what looked like chicken wire to create

these shapes. So she'd moulded it to her kids' head and then wove all the hair around the chicken wire so you couldn't actually see the structure. That does sound crazy. It just looked like the hair was great! That sounds so fun. And then she put glitter spray. She's going to look like an idiot if she doesn't have that. That's the stuff I'm looking forward to as a parent. But this job eliminates me from being able to do that. You know what my crazy hair day was when I was growing up going to school?

I literally put a bowl on my head and cut a bowl cut. And then we watched the movie Little Rascals, so she gave me an alfalfa. Oh, my God. So you had the one strand. And I used to think it was hilarious because my sisters would egg it on. I'd put jelly and I'd really spike up a lot of alfalfa. This is primary school. Yeah, primary school.

I mean, if I'm rocking that in high school, Jess, my goodness. You guys want to be friends? Sorry, that was stupid. Mum said it's cool to do alfalfas while everyone's hitting puberty and stuff. I'm like, are we not doing this? 17-year-old boys at your private Catholic. Who wants to sing some church hymns? Everyone's like, what's with penis head? Everyone's like, watch your penis head.

I'm like, this little light of mine. Because you're always little, you would have looked. Hang on, there's a primary school kid. He didn't give me extra high. There's a primary school kid loose in the high school. Where is he? What's he up to? I didn't use it at theme parks.

I was running. I did use it at theme parks though, just so I could get on the rides. I want to go on the Matterhorn. Your mum would be like, come on, I've got the gel. Jess and Ducco. High distraction in the studio now, Jess. I know. With seconds left on that song, Babs has walked in with gifts.

I've been given 55 left-handed scissors. Like, genuinely, 55 of them and some things to cut out. But I think this is to cut my daughter's umbilical cord. You have shared that scissors are not made for the left-handed amongst us. These are great. I'm going to tell you something about my wife. This is the best day ever. The issue is no note.

Yeah, there's no note. I don't know who left us this, but thank you so much because I can now cut the umbilical cord. I have another jar of freaking Vegemite. Yes, I love Vegemite. But the bespoke one, Lucea. You've already got that, though. I've already got this freaking Vegemite. Yes, I love Vegemite. But the bespoke one, Lucia. You've already got that, though. I've already got this from someone in the office. This is a rice cooker, maybe.

Well, it says on the box, to Lucia, from a rice cooker, which means I've actually done this in a store somewhere, I assume. Yeah. Not online. Look, it's very kind, but, oh, my God. Oh, we've got so much of it in the house still. Why do I have 50 pairs of scissors? This person's very generous.

It's very nice of you. I can't wait to take these to... If you're a left-handed and you need a pair of scissors, give us a call. You know what? Someone must have dropped this off, not posted. Hang on. So at the top of the show, we start with an investigation because someone has pinched our trampoline.

That's right. Babs has made wanted posters. She's about to glue them to all the milk cartons... Oh, we haven't done that yet? ...in the studio. I don't know what she's been doing all show, but no, she hasn't done it yet. Talking about books. And now we're ending the show with another investigation.

This is, hey, we're like a... We need to dust the fingerprints. Let's see if Zara will text us. Please do. Text us if it was you. 048881069. I mean, I hate mine, but still, very thoughtful. I really do like mine. I've never had this many. Thank you. Yeah, this is fantastic. There you go. I really do like mine. I've never had this many. Thank you.

Yeah, this is fantastic. There you go. I'm taken back. We do love a surprise present. If I brought these into the hospital, could I cut the umbilical cord with these? As long as you dead-old them. Yeah. I'd ask a question, though. Nah, I'm going to do it.

Yep. Jess said if I dead-old these, these are good to go, yeah? Yeah. Or do that thing. I can't have open flames in the hospital, but you know how you can burn them. Yeah, like a Bunsen burner. Like a Bunsen burner for sterilisation. Oh, just get a lighter then.

Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah, yeah, sorry. I don't know where you're getting a Bunsen burner from. My year nine biology class. Do you also need a left-handed lighter? Or can you use those too? No, you can use any lighter. I'll tell you what I could use, a left-handed ironing board.

Or iron. Yeah, or iron. Yeah. Just flip it around. The board. Yeah, yeah. All right, to our anonymous gift giver. Yeah, thank you. Just flip it around. The board. Yeah, yeah. All right, to our anonymous gift giver. Yeah, thank you.

These things are cutting through anything. I am invincible. I love that they come with practice stencils. Oh, yeah, I know they do. And it's yellow and green handles. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Bespoke, baby. Oi, oi.

Give me with the oi, oi, oi. Oi, oi, oi. Hey, been a great show. Have you missed anything? Careful. What are you doing? I'm putting it through my ears. This is why I wasn't good at school.

Because you put things in your ears when you should be paying attention. Concentration, Charlie. You're going to cut your ear off. If you missed anything, grab it on Listener or review your podcast. Great show today. Always good. Always good. Hey, we gave away the second last gift off the baby registry, which leaves $1,000 cash.

Giddy up. $1,000 cash is the registry price tomorrow, anytime from 6am. Crazy. Crazy. Plus we've got Alphawax for $10k. Forgotten Friday bangers. Oh my God, they'll be up on the Instagram story tonight. Get those in, vote on that.

Absolutely. What else are you doing on Friday? Oh, the diary. Oh, to look back at the week that was. Actually, Babsha, I can come get a coffee with you guys today after the show for Diary Day. I'm getting a haircut. Oh, I've got to go. I'm come get a coffee with you guys today after the show. Fedora, I'm getting a haircut, so. Oh, I've got to go.

I'm seeing, you know what's funny? You weren't in the studio before. I'm seeing the Italian opera singer Andrea Bocelli tonight. My mum's flying in. Yesterday, you thought it was Andre Rieu. Yeah. Shy Guy says to me, what time is Adrian Portelli on tonight? I go, that's the billionaire who bought all the houses on the block, you idiot.

Who got someone fired off the Today Show. We've got our Andres and Adrians. Mr. McLaren, Mr. Lambert. Confused. I spent all day yesterday listening to Time to Say Goodbye. How good is it? God, I've got to... His other songs suck.

How dare... That's because you don't understand. Yeah, it's not in English. He's unbelievable. Yeah, he's great. He's the voice of God. We're wanting to Celine. Yeah, I'd say so.

You'd think... You can't start with Time to Say Goodbye. It doesn't make sense. It feels like a good closer as people are leaving. It's just not good. We're wanting to sleep. Yeah, I'd say so. You can't start with time to say goodbye. It doesn't make sense. It feels like a good closer as people are leaving. It's just not good. You're saying goodbye. However, he's a 66-year-old man with a net worth anywhere between $40 million and $100 million. Crazy.

So he can do songs in whichever order he chooses. What time does it start? He's on stage at 8pm. It's so late for someone. We weren't late for someone of that calibre. I know, but he's Italian, so I guess, you know, everything, the European's beautiful. I don't even think he'll do a leaper came out that late.

He'll be coming on drinking a little piccolo or something, a little shot of coffee. Yeah, what's up? A little Timorea maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's nice. That's really nice. And Tina Arena supporting.

Oh, that's fantastic. Sweet Sorrento. I can't wait to hear Sweet Sorrento Moon. A bit of Unchained. Unchained. I can't wait to hear you tomorrow on the show talking about it. I think it'll be great. Yeah.

All right, well, we've got to go. Good luck, everyone out there. Good luck with those scissors, bro. Thanks, man. Appreciate it. Yeah, nothing else to add. No notes. No notes.

Go forth and prosper. See you tomorrow. Bye. Bye. I was calling to defend my right to get my dogs out whenever that I like. Jess and Ducko. That was the Jess and Ducko podcast. Hot Honey has

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