Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Ha Ha Ha !

Episode Date: September 30, 2025

Ducko recounts the drama from his sisters wedding, Jess gave Lucia chilli and Producer Babs runs us thorugh the latest from Gen Z in her blog!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I love when we surprise each other. Yeah, there was a bit of that today. There's been a bit of that today. There's been a bit of that in recent times. But today, my God, we went bam, bam, bam, bam. Surprise, surprise. I surprise you and my superstition for the Broncos final. Now I want to get you like a rabbit's fort or a four-leaf clothes.

some of those, you know, stereotypical lucky charms. I'm nervous. Maybe a box of lucky charms. I am going cereal shopping with Shigar this afternoon. I'll see if I can find that cereal for you. Are you guys doing that, definitely? I am doing it. I committed. Okay.

I'm going to go back on my word. You're fucking bullshit. Until I'm holding your hand in the aisle of Aldi. Why not? If we're going to do it, let's go all the way. And then she does her sex dance. You know you told us on here once that you do this to Angerson, and you're naked

and now sometimes randomly like a song will come on air and you'll be singing to it before you're on air and you're like you do this star in here and do it and I'm like

now I can't stop thinking you're doing that naked I just get I get caught up in the moment weird pivot I don't do that to Lucia but I like to wiggle my bum in her face

because she thinks it's funny so now it's just like do you twerk can you twerk? No I've got you in my I was meaning to ask you for lessons the other day I'd love you to teach me

I don't know how you detach your buttocks yeah because that's essentially You need a lot of shake in there. Yeah, I can jiggle. I've got stuff to jiggle. But yours is a mechanical.

Yeah, I think it's a choice. I think you're born with it or not. I don't think I was born with it. I ain't got enough what my mama gave me to control. You know, I've been going to the gym, but that's not one of the exercises. Keep popping. I'll try. Maybe we could do a dance class together.

Yeah, that'd be fun. One, two, brush that shoulder. One, two, twerk that booty. There we go. I'll just be twirking in the corner because I twerk to my daughter and she loves it. She would think it's hilarious. Yeah, she does. She doesn't realize actually how technical, technically proficient you are.

It's hard, you know, it's hard to work. As I'm just there going, yeah, yeah, yeah. Luchina laughs. She's also getting him. That's to Angus. And then we close the door. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Has Lucia walked in on you and Angus yet?

No, but we have tried to bang while she's napping. And we're always just on edge. Because now that she's not in the cot, she's easily escaping her room. No, we haven't had that issue yet. Worst position you think for child to walk in on parents. I'll start. Toes sucking. Nah.

See, I disagree because it's... Mom, what are you doing? Nah, because I could always... You can talk around a toe suck. Yeah, true, true. You can talk. What would you say? Doggy.

Doggy, because it's like... Direct eye contact from both eyes. And it's like, what do you... Papa? What are you doing to mama? That's right. See, but Kevin Hart is a great sketch around talking around each of the positions. Yeah.

For doggy, he says, we're just practising. seeing our NFL grid iron. Hutt, hut, huh, yeah. Because you could get away with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that could work. To circle back, why are you sucking Daddy's toes? Oh, he got a little bit of tomato sauce on me. Got to get it off.

He loves it. You come here and do it too, honey. He doesn't have the flexibility. Oh, well, now that's now you've made. But you've got to include it. Otherwise, what are you doing? Yeah, right. When you're doing the rusty wheelbarrow, how are you going to fucking, when you're hanging upside down, he's up, what are you going to do there?

That's, you know, mommy's feeling a bit, you know, sore from all the gym she's doing. Daddy's just stretching. I see Her house naked Well you don't want to be encumbered by clothes I reckon your relationship

would be similar to our house but it'd be like You wouldn't care if she was asleep and you do the next room but Angus would be like It doesn't matter We had this conversation

When she was in the bassinet I was like She's a potato Doesn't matter But Angus was a bit funny Yeah Morgan was weird by it I was her Morgan Morgan was like

Oh but she's right there I'm like but she doesn't know What anything is No exactly And we keep it down We don't want to wake up She's having a nice nap Exactly

And naps are important But yeah, no, the only issue is, yeah, the door. But Angus's sense of hearing, he's got a keen ear. So we would be able to hear her opening her door to then opening our door. Cutaloo, cheers. We're only thinking of being quiet. It's just... She's got this stupid monkey mum board her, which sings freaking, if you're happy and you know it.

We just hear that if you're happy and you know it, because she's just trying to drown us out with this stupid clapping monkey. I look forward to the first time it happens. Yeah. You know, because I know Dad will hear about it. Because, oh, absolutely. I just wonder, because the apartment, the reno we're doing, we'll be upstairs. So that's like a mile away. Whereas in the apartment, it's three steps.

So if it's going to happen, it'll happen in the apartment. Yeah, you need locks. 100%. Or baby gate. Did you get the baby gate? Yeah. No, not yet. Okay.

We're so hesitant to spend any extra money on the apartment living. But, oh my God, how didn't we bring it up? Shy guy. Did your dad tell you? He took a phone. photo of you and sent it to me? Yes. No?

While you were at your accommodation. Oh, probably Alfoil. Yeah, yeah, did tell me that, yeah, yeah, yeah. It packed you and you weren't looking at the camera, and I actually went to ask, does he know this photo's been taken? Dad did take you, and then he goes, I sent that to Jess. Ah, she loved it. Yes.

Obviously, we'll bring the rice. I think we talked about it on air. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you did miss it, Chris has snapped a photo of Ducker. You're on like a step ladder. Yeah. Putting Alfoyle over the window. The top of the window.

Over the room. That was obviously too much light getting in. for your daughter's room, how'd it go? It was good, it worked. Nah, you know. It blocked it out. You know what we needed to touch on Shy Guy. Did you use Band-Aids to stick it up?

Yes. We thought so. We had no tape. What can we do and it wasn't staying up? And I was like, I just need something sticky. And then Mom's like, I've got Band-Aids. Because that's something no one touched on. When we were given that advice, you could use alfoil to block out light, you know,

makeshift blackout blind. No one talked about how you adhere, like adhere it to the window. It doesn't just stay. I thought it might stay, but it didn't. I thought it might stay too. And the way the way that we did. was, it sort of wasn't doing that. So I got four Band-Aids and stuck them in the corners.

Because the way your dad snapped the photo, I think it's just Morgan's hands in the corner of the frame and shy guy picked it. He goes, wait, are they band-aids? Yeah. Hilarious. Yeah, it was McGuire. And then we realized we all left the Airbnb and we left the Al-a-N-Up. So it looks like we were cooking meth.

We're going to need a forensic clean in here after the yellow duckets of state. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm glad it works. It does work. That's fantastic. You just need some sort of glue, sticky tape, or. band-aid. Yeah.

Tape would be better. We just obviously didn't have any. Nah, who's bringing tape on the, on the trip? And it's not as standard in an Airbnb. Yeah. I'm glad he sent that to you. Yeah, yeah. It's so funny.

I love when I see Chris or Kate's name just pop up on my phone, not in our group chat. He was all excited. Here we go. He was all excited to text it to you, you know. Fantastic. Yeah. Anyway, enjoy the show. And listen

You know I got the shit that you like There's only one show to wake up with you I'm not that easy to tang Jess Coon, co, co, I ain't got to explain Ducco Puss, Puss, Puss, Pooze Puss. Got him going insane

Yeah, hi How about? What's you talking about? Yeah, what if you have squirty bomb? Fuck yeah, talk it. This is Jess and Taco. Yes, it is right on 6 o'clock. Welcome to Monday, Tuesday, team. Tuesday. Good bloody morning.

Oh, what a time to be alive. Wow. It's our favourite day. You know how it is. We are bright-eyed. We are bushy tail. That sun is, uh, she's up. She's up and we are just glinting in it.

Don't look directly at it. It'll hurt your eyeballs. Daylight saving kicks in this weekend. Absolutely. I believe. I believe. Yep. Yep, yep, yep.

If you have an iPhone, it should do it for you. It does. But my constant distrust of technology, I still go, wait, is it? You just wake up. You don't even know. Is it Sunday morning that it happens? Great question. I think it is.

I think so. Yeah. And I, my car now. is Uber tech savvy, but I've not had a daylight savings with her, so I wonder if she'll do the time as well. Or if I'll go in and fiddle with it, and then wait a minute, I've actually knocked me back even a further hour. These are tough things to ponder.

These are big issues to ponder. Absolutely. Yeah, I think it should do it. Do it itself? I think so. Okay, because God forbid, one of the hardest tasks known to man, changing time in a car. Jesus Christ, how do you do it?

Yeah, particularly when it's all done by the screen now. 100%. I'm in settings. There's no obvious way to just find clock. It's funny that that's the thing in the car that wigs chest out. Like, doesn't worry about parking, can't do it. Doesn't even know how to do some certain things or features of the car. Someone asked me, put your hazards on.

I went, where are they? I know what hazards are. I was like, can't I just constantly flick the indicator up and down, up and down? And they were like, no. Just break it off its thing. It's like the biggest triangular button in the middle. Yeah. Nah, it's all screens.

But in the moment of panic when you need the hazards, you're like, Where are the hazards? God, God forbid I need it. Exactly. Just get me out of, get me out of the emergency lane. Put me on the embankment. I'll be safer. I'll just ram up up here.

Exactly. Exactly. Anyway, how are you feeling for a Tuesday? Good, you know, flying high. Your tail is looking bushy. Hell of a, hell of a weekend. Absolutely. A couple of days for me still recovering post-wedding.

He's going to say, have you come off the elation of seeing your little sister marry the love of her life and all the jobs you subsequently had to do. Yeah. I was definitely relieved it was done. Yeah. Certainly relieved it was done. But it was, it was more emotional than I anticipated to be seeing my little sister get married. Wow.

Now, obviously, you were much younger when your older sister got married. You don't remember having the same sort of connection. I remember just being like, oh, well, she's older. You know, that's what she does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. My younger sister and seeing dad walk her down the aisle because dad got all emotional. So that was, that was nice.

That's very sweet. Yeah, that was nice. Well, I'm now seeing clips. People are sharing. Laura, your sister has shared a lot from the wedding. Now, obviously, however many days on, Oh, God, looked exquisite. It was nice.

Yeah, it was a good wedding. I mean, you know, they've done, well, her partner's done a right. Okay. Also, this wasn't a classic, you know, very, very traditional. Bride's family pays. It's like, nah, groom's richer, he pays. No, they all paid. Okay.

Bride, groom, and families. How very. But I think bride and groom paid more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very good. Do the bride's families pay anymore? I don't know. I feel like I see those, oh, they're probably made up.

But, you know, the agony, aunts or the, oh, I've got this dilemma and people post on social media. I don't know how real they are. But I read one just over the weekend saying my husband's family is insisting they're paying and my dad's getting all funny about it, yada yada. I'm like, aren't people still having these

conversations? Yeah, I would have thought it would just be split. And we're not just splitting. Yeah. Well, I think I stole what we did from you. You were the first person I ever heard talk about, you're going thirds with your parents and the bride's parents. That's what we did. Oh, that seems beautifully fair. Yeah.

set a budget, set a plan. Yeah, yeah, it works. It's much better. And then just quietly, I message my mum. Hey, get your credit card, I need some more. I need more. Pay for my dress. Pay for this.

Pay for that. Mommy, please. Pay for the dress, please. But no, good. I'm recovering well. Beautiful. Obviously, uh, let alone from, uh, that's right, the heart. I did, I did message, uh, Ducco yesterday.

Should I go after the third team that has his heart got up? Yes. Yes. The chiefs, the lions, of course. The Broncos. Like, how is your heart? Are you okay? The Broncos beating the Penrith is one of the great moments in life for me.

Suck it to Penrero. I was happy. They booked their ticket to the big dance. Oh, I was happy. I didn't think we're going to do it. I was like, I'm going to get brokenhearted by Grims and Chinquiry again, but I didn't. The question is now, has Ducko booked his ticket to the big dance? You know what?

We ponded it and I don't have any, didn't have any free hookups or another of that. And I did look at some resources. And then me and my friend who went in 2023 when we lost almost like had an opportunity to get some. Yes. We said to each other, are we a bad omen? Oh, God. Maybe we shouldn't watch it there together because maybe it was bad luck. Are we talking?

We're talking huge sacrifice here. Yeah, a bit of superstition. I love. See, that's not a shade I see on you often. And I love it. I don't want to go again and witness two losses, you know? Because then you definitely know it's you. Yeah, I don't know if I want that.

Wow. So from the safety of your living room, maybe your boys will get up. Yeah. Hopefully. You can't go now. You've put it out there. I know. I don't think I can go.

I don't think I can go. Even if you've got a free box or something. You know, then I can probably go. I would love to test it, shy guy. Can we try and get him? A free box? Yeah, give me a box. We can work on.

Surely we have powers to do that these days? I have no power. We're doing all right. Did you hear that, Doug? That's a good friend. Free box. I was going to just get him a seat. I'll send an email.

Yeah. How are you going with my machine gun Kelly tickets, by the way? You're making a lot of promises over there. Machine Gun Kelly. Did you get him? No. No. No, it would work.

I did not... On Friday, when you took the day off, I never mentioned it to you yesterday. Shy guy said, do you want to interview Machine Gun Kelly? I said, oh, well, look, we don't play his music, but I love him. He goes, let me see what I can do. For an interview? No, for an interview. No, no, no.

That's what I'm saying. I said no to the interview. I don't know you like Machine Gun Kelly. Love. What? Very new, very new fan. I'm not going to act like I'm an OJ. Right, right, right.

Very new. The Lost Americana album has me by the balls. I love it. Machine Gun Kelly. So what I'm saying is you. Shy Guy owes you a present as well. Megan, yeah, drank blood from the vials. They were married for a hot second.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, they got real kooky together. Yeah. And now they're no longer kooky together. Okay. So anyway, what I'm saying is he can put an email in for you. Yeah, chuck it out there. I'll get the same reply.

We'll let you know. Okay. What's easy to get grand final tickets or Machine Gun Kelly? Yeah, I'd say so. Yeah. He has a fan base. They would be very passionate. I can see Babbs liking Machine Gun Kelly.

No. No, I reckon Machine Gun Kelly's a bit too pop punk for her. She's proper punk. Yeah, sure. Got a bonap with you, actually, Babs. Majority you coming up in the show later on before 7 o'clock. Oh, it was all her. All of you, but Babs, you know, I think the integrity of what we do in this show,

it should be governed by you and thus you have created an out rule. Yeah, wow. I've never had so many angry DMs on my behalf when I wasn't here on front. Friday last week. I was like, we got none to the show. What are you talking about? Oh, there's a few texts that have rolled in. So much didn't read the text line.

We will flash out on Friday, obviously. We didn't get to the text. Yes. We'll get to that. We'll get to that. We'll get a big show. Reparations are Jew, I think. Yes, yes, yes.

We've also got Babs's blog. We've got Alpha Barks. Plenty of things coming out. Our Call of Fame, Teddy Swims tickets. That's right. You get involved in the show. Any chance you get. Up next so.

We've got to talk, we get to a wetsuits, guys. You love a wet suit. I love a chicken a wetsuit. Yeah. I don't know why. Doesn't even have to be near the water. Just in a grocery store. In wollies, yeah.

What are you doing either fruit and veg? Anyway. Squeeze those canals. Shark resistant wetsuit. Jess and ducco. A couple of weeks ago, Sonia booked her tickets to Cairo to see the pyramids because she won alpha bucks.

She won the $10,000 with no assistance whatsoever. Did she go? Do we find that out? Do you know if she actually did books? She said that's what she. She was going to, imagine she turned around to me like, nah, guys, blew it all on a new TV. It's her prerogative. I got myself a Q-Led.

They're good TVs. Her parochic, you know what I really want? Those Samsung frames. You're saying, aren't they gorgeous? Her prerogative, it's her money. So whatever you want to tell us and then what you subsequently do with the money, it's your call. It's your call. But we play at 6.30 this morning.

Yeah, we do. Right now, sharks, what do we know about them? Well, I have a two-year-old in my house, ducco. So what I know about Sharks is Baby Shark D-D-D-D-D-D-D-N-N- It's She loves it And she does the do-D-D-D-D-D-D-which is so cute It is catchy

And it hasn't worn me down yet I know it's one of the biggest icks for parents Yeah I don't hate it It's because you like Machine Gun Kelly So Baby Shark is a good gear For your taste of music Have you heard one Machine Gun Kelly song

That you shut up Until you've listened You don't know any Machine Gun Kelly You wash your mouth out with soap, young man. He's not going to be in the Is he? Maybe.

Is this a song? Not from the new album. Is it active? None of it will be active. My aunt's his best friend. We played that with Orsay. Here we go. Emo.

We got Emo girl. I'm in love with an Emo girl. I want to hear the MJK. See, it's Baby Shark. It's like Baby Shark to do fell in love with an Emo girl. It's similar. It's similar. Four catchy lyrics and a good toe tap and beat.

Like, does your husband know you like MachineGag Killers? He'd be disgusting. No, it's funny because I said Machine Gun Kelly. He's the one who told me he was touring. Oh my God, yes. Sounds AI. What did you just say? Sounds like AI when we got AI theme song.

Okay, between the two of you, you can go in the bin. It sounds like it. You can both go in the bin. The MachineG Kelly in conspiracy theories. Two things I never pegged you for this. year. And here we are. It's good. It's good to be surprised. Good to surprise each other. Absolutely. We're not going to get sick of this relationship if we keep surprising one another. That's right. Anyway, we're not talking about machine gun, Kelly, because if you're not going to speak nice things, then we're not talking about you.

I'm going to come in to order with a vial of blood around my neck. Hot, man. Can you dye your hair paroxy? I don't know. We've got a marketing photo shoot coming up. I'll do that. I'll do that. I'll do it. I said you're not allowed to shave your head. But die a peroxide blown up machine gun. There's new shark-proof resistant wetsuits that are being trialled. Australian scientists are testing these ones out. They resist the strength of a full bite of a shark, and they resist or limit the damage.

So you can't fully be protected from a bigger shark, but they can limberaging or loss of limb. I'll be honest with you, Daco. The only people I would trust to invent something like this would be Australian scientists. If you told me Croatians were working on it, I'd go, sorry. No. Doesn't feel right.

Are you dealing with great whites in your ocean? Every day? Probably not. It says fatal shark bites, there was 50 unprovoked shark bites worldwide worldwide. I mean, how many were those on our shores? I would have thought they'd be more. I really would have. Fatal though.

Yeah, true. You know what I mean? Death, exactly. Yeah. Because I feel like you're hearing a lot of stories, but that's because we've got more drones in the sky. There's lots of little niggles of shark bites. Absolutely.

But fatal, that's actually very severe. The international shark attack file at the Florida Museum of Natural History has increased sightings of large sharks, but it's because, as you said, we have drones, now. There was a period there a few summers ago when they had drones at the beach and they were trawling it out and the shark alarm would go off regularly. Regularly, you kind of go, there's not more sharks. We're just seeing them now. Exactly. They're just there. They're just there. You're just saying hello to them. Exactly. The bites from such light sharks can still cause obviously internal and crushing injuries,

but materials, they don't say what it is in this article, show effectiveness be on the standard. They don't want to give away their patent. They say there's chain mail suits like you see in old school war movies. Yeah, apparently they are shark bite suits that people have used for decades, but they lack in flexibility and aquatic activity. I was going to say I go, and how heavy are they? Imagine trying to swim in that. I'm not the strongest surfer. I've been twice in my life. Imagine

trying to do it in chain mail. You'd sink like a stone. You would sink so quickly. I already can't get up swiftly enough to stay on the board. Now I'm trying to do it in armour. No sharks attacking you because you're at the bottom of the ocean. They think I'm a rock. Cause of death, browning, not shark

bites. Jess and Ducko. There's someone who needs to vent. and her name is Cassidy McGill, obviously big fan of yours, Ducco. Yeah, yeah. Former Love Island, Australia. Oh, of course, yes, yes, yes. Cassidy, I don't think she went on to win Love Island, but of course she's built her following online from that.

Right. 164,000 on TikTok alone. Yeah, right. And usually she posts fun, you know, party content, get ready with me stuff, but her latest post has gone viral, more viral than all her others, because she mad, she mad at the public.

She is talking about footpath etiquette, Ducko. She is basically screaming at her camera. Now, she looks like she's in active way in the front seat of her car. So I'm assuming she's just finished a walk, gone in her car and gone, I need to educate the Australian public. Nothing is more annoying than people who are spatial and socially unaware on a footpath. Which don't you feel like we've gotten worse and worse. I don't want to blame COVID for everything.

But maybe there was a steep, if we look at this, The bar graph is a steep descent. After COVID, we've lost the ability to be in public spaces with one another and not just in our own heads or our own groups. So she goes on to talk about sticking to the left, just basic rules and basic etiquette. But then she starts getting into the nitty-gritty. She takes aim at couples.

Second of all, if you're walking as a couple and you're walking towards me, you go single f***le file, okay? You don't need to keep holding each other's hands and fucking each other's assholes for two seconds. You can go single file. because it's not my responsibility to walk around you just so you two can keep holding hands, okay? I will drop a shoulder.

She's not happy. She's now talking about standing her ground just to like bump into them. Like walk single file. If it's a normal footpath, maybe you can only fit two across, you don't get to keep holding hands because I'm coming in the opposite direction.

Or it's like a group of girls or something and they're walking four across from each other. It's like, come on, what are we doing? Yeah, when we go from groups and then we go to parents, there might be groups, there might be a mother's group, there might be a couple with a couple of kids.

She also isn't happy about children on the footpath. If you're walking as a family and you've got young kids, okay? It is the parent's responsibility to teach the child to get out of the way when they're young and impressionable. That's when you teach them how to share a footpath, okay? I don't want to have to dodge and walk around your kids. Like you teach your kids to get out of the way to step to the side. She's not happy.

I'm a big, because my daughter does not like the pram. She hates the stroller. So we are at, well, she has to walk on her own. I am constantly. Sorry, sorry, sorry, excuse her, sorry, sorry, sorry. It's just about being a member of society. Yeah, it's annoying for me, but I think it's more annoying for the person coming at us. Yeah.

And she's tripping them up. It's the tripping and not knowing. I always wonder with little kids, at what age do you learn I'm in the way? I don't know when that is instilled in you as a human being. Like a survival instinct or I need to get out of the way. I need to move their coming. She literally will run into people. I'm like, sis.

What are you doing? Open your eyes. That's a six foot four dude. You know, you can see him. Yeah, yeah, he's right there. You don't run at trees. So why are you running a people on the footpath? Yeah, yeah.

Sorry, sorry. But yeah, a lot of people in the comments saying, don't get me started on the mums, three prams, why. It's like, you don't, I know you want to catch up. The bugaboo that goes wide, rather than, that's why we didn't go to the white. We went on top. God forbid you've got the donkey. Oh, goodness, me.

The donkey is gigantic. There's a reason I got the Vista V3, Jess, and it's because it stacks on top. It's slim. It's slim line. Yeah. But it doesn't stop there, Ducco. She also has a go at dogs. If you're walking with a dog, you pull the fucking lead in, okay?

I'm not in the Olympics. I don't want a fucking hurdle over a dog leash. I don't want your dog in and around my legs. Like, some people are genuinely dumb as fuck and have no courtesy for how to share a for a fucking full path. It's actually insane. She's fired up. Now it's funny because in the comments, people are going at kids.

People are going at couples. But dogs is where she lost most of the comments. They're like, no, no, no. Dogs can do whatever. they want. I want to say hello to the dog. The dog can say hello to me. I agree with her there. When someone has a dog and they let the dog, like full lead extend, come up to you or your dog when you have a dog and you're clearly raining it in because you've got a reactive dog or its tight footpath and they just don't. Annoying. What have I said on this show before about

small dogs? It's always the owners with a retractable leash and a small dog because they think the small dog can do no harm. Your small dog is agitating my big dog. Yeah, exactly. So what I said is about Big dogs can do whatever they want. The little dogs and those stupid, retractable leashes that can go a kilometre away. Oh, my God. We are in Cassidy's bandwagon. Yeah. Rain it in.

Rale in on footpath. Just be aware. And that goes if you're walking in like a shopping centre as well. Do we have to live in? I don't want to live in this world, Ducco, where we make lines. Like we make aisles or lanes on a footpath. Yeah. Come on.

We're not children. We're grown up. Be better. Be better people. Yeah. And should we play alpha bucks. We should, speaking about being better. Yeah.

Don't call if you suck. Don't call if you suck. If you're better. Oh, how did I'm Mr. Rulesy McGee go on Friday? He did very well at 8 a.m. Because, Ducco, he freaking read him. At 6.30, he tried to go off-peast. He tried to go off script.

He was going through the trees. He only read two of the rules. He stopped it. 30 seconds, 10 questions. You could win 10 grand. I was like, what about the not saying the same answer twice? What about the passing? He went, oh, yeah, I forgot.

I did. I've only played the game for 10 years. 8 o'clock nailed it. Yeah, yeah. Let's focus on that. He read it. But no, you did do very well at 8. 13, 1060.

Let's go. Call us for Alfux. We'll get you on next. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K alpha bucks on hit. Alfa bugs. 30 seconds. To answer 10 questions all starting with the same letter.

I have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. come back, of course. If there is time, we're playing for $10,000. Our player today is Zach. Hello, Zach. Oh, how are you going?

Zach. Zach. We are fantastic. How are you? Yeah, I'm good. Yep. Yep. Big weekend, Zach, or are you still recovering or what's going on?

Oh, no, just early start. Early start. Oh, very good. What do you do with yourself, Zach? Um, bricklayer. Brick layer. Oh, so the morning is your friend. You've got to do it all before you've got to beat the heat.

Pretty much. Yeah, we love our brickeys. Zach, the bricky. Zach is standing very, are you on site right now, Zach hiding? No, I'm just pulled up down the road. All right. He wants to win the 10 grand. Will you still go to your job site today if you win 10 grand in about 30 seconds?

Yeah, I'll still be there. He'll still be there. He's loyal and dependable, Zach. All righty, what do you want to do with 10 grand? I'll probably use it to take the family up to Gold Coast, to go to the theme park and stuff. Yep. Beautiful.

Well, I don't know any of the rides starting with the letter I. I wish I could give you one. But that's what you're going to work with Zach I. Yep. All right. Are you happy with that? Yeah, sounds good. Good.

Your time will start after the first question. Nothing rattles Zachie, you know? He's a cool customer. He's probably about to drill this. He's about a thousand brick till later today, so he doesn't really care that much about I. He's like, this is the easiest part of my morning. Do you know what I do for a job? I lay bricks.

I'm laying bricks today. Way harder. All right, Zach. Time will start after the first question, starting with the letter I. We need you to name a nursery rhyme. Pass. An adjective. Pass.

A periodic element. Um, pass. A brand. Igloo. An animal. Pass. Six-letter word. Wisery.

An animated film. A food? A flower. Oh, no. I think we only got one with brand for Igloo. Like, I don't know that brand, surely. Igloo's a brand. I swear it's a brand.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure that is definitely a brand. Of what, Zach? What an Igloo make? I think it's a clothing brand. It is. It is a clothing brand. Oh, hang on. Babs has just said they have eskis. I thought Igley was a clothing brand.

Was that a store? That's glue. Oh, we're thinking of glue. You're thinking of glue, not igloo. Wait, so is Igloo a brand? Yeah, yeah. They make coolers like eskisksis. Okay, all right, Zach, you're safe there, mate, because I was with the glue vibe. You took an absolute punt there and you've narrowly avoided a nudie run. Wow.

Everything else you didn't get. Nursery rhyme, it's a bity spider adjective could have been intelligent, a periodic element. Hydine or iron, an animal, the iguana, six-letter word, ignored, an animated film could have been Ice Age and a food could have been ice cream. Look, Zach, it wasn't a great game, and we don't get the money, but we do get $100 of fuel thanks to O'Brien. Oh, perfect, thank you. You're very welcome, Zach.

Have fun, building the fence or the foundation. Yeah, what is the brick going to be used for? Building some units. Units. Okay. Oh, brick units. You know, I just had to pick bricks. That's going to make up our garage.

What did you go for? We went with a beautiful variant. It's all like kind of white and grey. You know that one, Zach? The white and grey variant? Yeah, sort of. I'll send your pick, Zach. We'll take this chat off line.

Yeah, we'll take. Should we though? Look at that. Bloody beautiful pile of bricks. Nice, yeah. A bit rustic, Zach. Very rustic. That's exactly what we're going for.

Yeah, well, Zach will lay them for us. You want to lay them, Zach? Yeah, sure, maybe. Yeah, pay me. Yeah, yeah. Zach just wants to leave. You've got one out of ten. That is so happy to be.

Cheers, Zach, have a great day. Hey, Outfucks is back at 8. Jess and Ducco. Hey, it's Babs, and this is my blog. Commence Operation Superstar Bratsleigh. Us Gen Zs are massive problem solvers, obviously. You've lost me. Are you?

So we've talked about on this show before how when you put a full stop at the end of your text messages, Sometimes they make you look like you're angry, whatever. Which was one of the worst things I've ever heard. Ooh, a full stop's aggressive. It's freaking punctuation. Yeah. Anyway, we don't need to relive it. Well, I kind of agree.

But anyway, Gen Z has now... What about if I use an exclamation? Like, I'm like, babes, exclamation, exclamation, exclamation. Well, this... I'm getting into that. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. So, basically, yeah, you're getting in my way, like, after you, before you crush me.

Anyway, there's this new thing called the punctuation cushion that Gen Z have created. So essentially what it is, is at the end of a sentence, instead of just blatantly putting like a full stop, you put a space and then a full stop. Oh, no. What? How did that even look? Now you're trying to rewrite the rules of grammar and punctuation. Well, essentially, people are coming out and saying that in this age of social media,

grammar and punctuation doesn't really exist. And so this is kind of catering for Gen Z in the sense that it's making it look a bit kinder by just putting a little space and then a full stop. Okay, so I've just sent you a text. said, you have your phone. No, I don't. Sorry. I sent it to the group.

I sent it to group. So I've said, I put it in there. Now, have I used the, because I've got higher like lollipops, space dot, space. Do you, space, question mark. Yes. So even for a question mark, like in a question, you put space, then a question mark. Yeah. And so I know this is an example.

I know this is an example. It makes you look like you've had a stroke. It does look like. You got fat thumbs. I mean, when I text anyway, I look like half a stroke. I want to do. I know it's for this example. Yeah, yeah.

We're not talking about your usual texting. My normal texting is pretty rogue. up to the last text you sent, zero punctuation. I don't know which is worth. Yeah. This just looks like you've got but thumbs and you've made a mistake. Well, researchers are saying that it actually looks friendlier to do it like that. Oh, frickin researchers.

What age are the researchers? 22, obviously. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is everything now, like exclamations, question marks. It's even, apparently some bosses are now catering their email, so they kind of look like this because it's meant to be kinder. So they're thinking they don't want to get their Gen Z. Oh, offside. Offside.

They want to speak young person. Right. It's wigging me out. Do you think we'll start seeing this in print, you know, because book talk and so many people are getting book deals because they're celebrities or they've got following. So if a 22-year-old creator gets the book deal to write the romance erotica you like, is this what we're going to see in print, in books, in literature, on billboards in marketing. Yeah.

Where does it end? How did you use it before this came in? Did you just not put any punctuation, send multiple texts? She didn't want to come across as angry. Your multiple text sender. I put a lot of exclamation points in my text messages so that I can show that I'm excited or whatever or just make it look like I was angry.

I thought you were angry about. You were yelling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, yes, I'm coming to work tomorrow. Yes, exclamation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, is that when she replied to you? Yeah.

Because I can't actually get it. I was like, I never had replied from Bab, so I don't even know how she texts. This is all made up. It's so fanatical. No, it's not. Do you not reply in our group chat because we all reply like such old nerds?

Oh, yeah, exactly. No, not really. Oh, is it because I'm using full stops. You think I'm always angry. Yeah, exactly. I'm like, Jess is angry. Where do you stand on people who say, ha, space, ha, ha, ha, ha.

That's psycho, right? You know in Greece when he goes like, ha, ha, ha. Neat, do it. Did you just quote Greece? Get out. What just happened? Sorry, Jess, that's just wrong to me. I don't, I don't.

So, Greece, the thrott to me. Does John Revolta do that? Yeah, he's standing at the jukebox and he goes like, Ha. Ha. You have just brought us a Gen Z punctuation story. You're 24 years old. And in the same conversation quoted grief.

I know. You deserve to be crushed under the Blues. Yes, and Ducco. A cooler fame prize this week is a doozy, a double pass to see Teddy Swims plus accommodation at the refreshingly local ridges, darling square, your home away from home. Now, Teddy Swims is meant to be doing the NRL final, but he's had vocal issues. That's right. I saw his cancelled shows in the US.

He's on tour. His day is out from coming to. Down Under to perform for us. I'm hearing strong words that he might not be able to. But this show that we give you tickets to Teddy is later in the year. So that's fine. Because that's his Australian tour. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Which isn't it amazing? He's like popping down under to do the NRL Grand Final, hopefully. Yeah, then leaving. Yeah, weird. You would have think they would have tried to align that. But I just love the idea. He went, I reckon love Australia. I want to be a part of the NRL Granny.

Can we have a moment to acknowledge Snoop Dog at the AFL Grand Final? You mean Snoop Lion. He killed it. Remember for a hot second, he tried to change his name from Snoot Dob to Snoot to Snoot lion and then the lion's got up. Amen. I mean, sleep line, baby. I'm hearing. He was great. But I mean, it's 20, 25. I feel like this sentence has been said to death. But I'm hearing

mixed things, Ducko. Yeah, I mean, you can't impress anyone ever. When you've got 100,000 in the crowd, let alone 4 million people watching on social media or on telly. Was it shy guy that put it before the show? If you like Snoop Dog, you loved it. If you don't know Snoop Dog, you would hate it. I was also hearing commentary around. He

obviously, he's a little sweary Snoop Dog. So there are a few moments. where he had to go, mother, and it would just pause, people going, is his audio cutting out? Yeah. What's the rest of that sentence? What's he doing? Well, you're going to have to use your imaginations, guys. He played his entire back catalogue, too.

Like, he played songs. I didn't, I didn't even catch a glimpse. But did you redo in there as well? Oh, I love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was good. Fantastic. Anyway, so Teddy Swims meant to be in the NRL final. Well, so what I'm hearing, Ducker, is Snoop still around?

If Teddy pulls out, is Snoop. Imagine that. Have they ever done that? Has the same act gone back-to-back weekends, AFL granny to NRL. I don't think so. If you're in the country. I don't think so.

I don't think that can't ever happen. I don't think the NRL-AFL like each other enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no way. Well, who else? But imagine, when in doubt, snoop it out, baby. If he's still here, because if he's not having a little holiday, he might have popped up to no, sir, one of your favorites. Well, just get him back down.

It's either snoop dog or, or shepherd. So, I don't know, man. It's always either. I'm still feeling Shepard can do a good job. Wow, they're always, they're local. They're here. The Broncher in the final. It's Brisbane, the pride of Brisbane, you know, why not?

So, hey, Geronimo. I fricking love that song. They're furiously checking their DMs. They're refreshing. Always. Teddy swims. Is he pulling out? Is he doing it?

Are we getting the call up? I'm hearing we could get a call up. George and the sisters. Or Snoop Dog. Oh, we laugh. We'll be the first to bring. you the news. We'll keep you updated. Absolutely, we will. But up next, I go.

My ladies, we're celebrating. Apparently a fashion trend that we all swore by, that kind of phased out quietly, it's back. Yes. And in case my sisters have missed it, I'm going to bring you the news. Sisters news coming up. Do you remember whenever I would say like, my girls, my sisters used to be like, girls, just want to have fun.

And it is morphed into your whap. We're whaping next. Not mad about it. Jess and Ducco My millennial ladies Know what's up Yeah Okay

I've heard breaking news From the fashion world Now I get really Really chuffed Where some ladies Will dear me Being like Oh Jess I love those shoes

I love that dress Where'd you get it from Because I don't consider myself Up with fashion ducco I don't consider myself A fashionista This is going to sleigh Absolutely

So when I am tapped on the shoulder By my fellow lady I go Thank you so much Because I just go Did you get that from Gorman It's nine times out of ten.

It is from Gorman. My mum has that. You look so cute. Can I get a photo? My mum loves you. If I had a dollar, I could afford my renno. If I had a dollar for every time I heard that. Can I have a photo?

Where's your little friend? Where's the other, where's the little guy? Where's your little kid? Hey, where was I the other day? Angus and I went to her event. We're walking home. It's relatively late. And we got stopped.

And the dad recognized me. Yeah, yeah. And said, hey, it's Jen. And the sun went, oh my God, and Ducko at Angus. And I was like... And the mum had to be like, no, they're not married. Jess and Ducko don't walk around on Saturday nights holding hands with a little blonde girl. Look at them.

And also, Angus is way too tall to be me. Like, way too tall. Of all the differences, we'll just go with that one. We're also smooching, but sure, we'll go with that. Yes, if you see me out with a man, oh, it could be ducko, but most likely it's Angus. Could be shy guy. You never know. card press to get him to go out with me.

Imagine that. You've never asked. Imagine if one time some... Did you hear that? Did you hear that? Okay, ask now. You have to ask this weekend. I have begged to come over.

No, that's different. Okay, okay, here's a question. How do you think Angus would find it right? Because he always gets called me and he cops it well and he's like, no, I'm Angus. He represents your name well. He does. Sometimes he doesn't correct because he can't be bothered. He probably represents me better than I do.

But how... He's always got his pants on. How would he feel? Someone's like, there's Jess and shy guy. That's got to be a below the belt here. That's not... That's a cheap seat shot.

Turn your ears off for a second. He wouldn't like that. I get it. I don't like that. I've told you my mom has questioned whether shy guy likes us. So if someone is considering that the man I'm smooching or holding hands with in public

is shy guy, that's just a wig out. Yeah, it's a wig out. Anyway, sorry. So anyway, the thing I just wanted to make sure millennial ladies were across, a fashion trend that I thought had sort of fallen to the wayside. I know it's all cyclical, but I've not heard people

talking about this or seen it for a while. There's a creator on TikTok. Tick-Tock. Now, he is. What did I say? Tick-Nock. Oh, Tick-Nock, hey? I was in Gorman looking on Tick-Nock, and one of these young girls said to me, and I have a picture my grandma loves you.

Yeah. You want to keep going, or are you done? Because I'm so excited to hear about the Tick-Nock trend. I told you how my mother-in-law came over, and I was like, I own that in a dress form. She had the T-shirt. I was like, why I've got to check myself? One of my best friends is a stylist.

You brought Babs in here to defend you, and she couldn't be sitting further away from the microphone right now. Like, I want nothing to do with this person. I want nothing to do with this team. You know, you're on Tick-Nock. I am right now. I want Tick-Nock, too. Okay, okay, okay. Here's what we're going to do.

We're going to come back with this. Are you sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've used up way too much time. Oh, God. When you hear what it. is, you're going to be like, we shouldn't have come back? Jess and Ducco.

Before the ads, before the last song, Jess was telling us some hectic tick-knock gear. Fashion news, bro. Yeah, we couldn't get to it because we did get, I also sidetracked you. We got a bit of a tangent. But that's my favourite thing about us. Yeah, yeah.

We lose the plot. I don't need to get to the campsite, babe. I'm enjoying the journey. Hey, sometimes it's all about the journey. It's not about the destination. What does Babs always say every morning we come in? Sure, she says a lot. She says, ha.

No, what did she say this morning? You need length and girth in this league. And I said, damn right, you do, Bats. Our journeys are all girths. That's me having a couple of diaries before work, Rocks up. Honestly, she is a middle-aged, deep-voiced man before work. I'm like, what happened to you? She's got a 4-20 in one hand.

And what are you? Are you a Malbara? You're a Winnie Blue. Yeah, she's a Winnie Blue. Yeah, and she's just, yeah. She has to hear early to punch those. She's keeping those analogs in business. Anyway, you were telling us, you had fashion you.

I did, which I learned on TikTok, particularly millennial ladies, and that's why I wanted Babs to jump on the mind, because I don't know of Gen Z, if this is a thing for them, but for my ladies, my age, and around, in case you missed it. Yeah, here we go. Here we go. A creator called The Baddest Batch. Oh my God. Has told us this. I don't mean to alarm anybody, but the greatest fashion trend of our generation is back. And girls, I need you to be getting on this.

British Vogue just posted pictures from a dinner. London Fashion Week and ladies get ready jeans in a nice top oh jeans and a nice top are back and not just that no it's jeans it's a nice top you can be casual from the bum down and the tits can still be glittering I'm so happy for you I know the world's going to hell in a hand basket but at least we've got jeans in a nice top you know it'll carry us through is he taking the take the piece no it's very serious jeans is he being legit is he's taking the piece right that's real Unless I've fallen for it. You know, when you just have a visceral reaction

where you want to punch someone in the face? That audio, I want to punch that guy square in the nose. You don't want to be punching the ball this bia. Jeans and a nice top. Now, I don't know what boy group chats are like. Back in your heyday, when you were going out for dinner and then to the club, would you all message each other, hey, what are you wearing? Hell yeah.

Jeans in a nice top. Jeans in a nice top. Exactly. And Shaga sends me a voice memo. Fellas, jeans and a nice top are back. Back in the day, That's what you wore. Shall I say that voice memory, you said we go.

No, you did it perfectly. Jeans in a nice top is what everyone would wear. Jeans and a nice top. Yeah. But obviously, as we got into, like, I don't know, late 2000s, that all went out the window. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whereas the bald as Bianch is saying it's back

and we can be wearing our casual denim with some sort of sparkly number. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's what is acceptable to go out for dinner, to go out on a date, to go out with your gals. I like Babs, what say you? It's a thing. It is.

Yeah, so. Yes. That's what me and my friends say to each other. We say, what are you wearing? We say jeans and a nice top. Oh my God. I'm not joking. Babs are our friends talk to each other. Babs goes, you need lengths and girth in this league.

And then she says. Jeans and a nice top. Look at what she's wearing today. Jeans and a nice top. No, you said nice top. And what are you wearing? This isn't about me, mate. He's not a millennial lady.

Okay, so you can wear jeans and a nice top. And we also have Gen Z's approval. This is ticks all. round. Yeah, go get it. I get after it today. Thank you, boldest bial. Don't forget, we're doing it all for our legends.

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the Macca's chicken wings swear to God it was a conversation and I was involved but I was like Of course you were involved You are the influencer I'm the spokesperson

Granted I think that conversation started on this show with you reading the wonderful messaging from our friends at Macca's But then you put one in your mouth You went Hang on a minute You got me

Hookline and Sinker Yep And now everyone's talking about the McWings How good are they And I was like they're so good Everyone in the way was talking about it I was like Look at us talking about Macca's wings

Can I bring me the rice cookers in on a behind the scenes meeting we had with McDonald's. Ronald was there. Ronald was there. And they were still talking about the McWing's. I'm like, guys, yes, I know we love talking about the Monopoly. We love talking about the Magriddle.

Yeah. But we will find a way to bring it back to the McWing. The hamburger, the hamburger's like, hey, can you talk about my burgers? Sorry, we can if you tell us. But we will find a way to bring it back to McQuins. You know the hamburger is Italian babs. Don't look at me like that. I don't know how to say burger in

Italian. I never load that on Duo Lingo. Italian gal. Bergo. Oh, that's it. I don't think it's a thing. I reckon they would just say burger or like um burger. Yeah, um burger. Because I don't know if there would be a way to say it.

But we will find a way. Absolutely. To bring her back to McWing's. Was the food not good? People were going on. No, they wish we could have McWing. This is free food, I think. I think people are hungry talking about it.

You know, it'd be a great canopy. Some McWing's. Oh, God, that'd be good. Don't worry about an aroncini ball. Bring around a tray of McWings. And McWings and then cheeseburgers to follow it. Thank you. To bookend your day.

McQuing as a starter. Cheeseburger as your after dessert. That would be delicious. Your midnight snack. I think Aruncini Ball is the most overrated thing for me. Oh, don't. Let's not fight. I know.

I know. I have one at the wedding too. And it was like, it's hot as all hell. You know what I mean? You swing a hot time. Well, you don't want a cold one. Like burning your tongue. And you're not a dip.

Did you put it in the Ioli? Yeah, yeah, I dipped. I dipped it. But it was just, it's just hot and there's a bit going on. I reckon Aroncini is one of the most. Devicey foods. You either love it or you hate them. There's no middling ground with Aruncini.

There's not, is there? What would you prefer as a canopay and don't say a McWing? Dumpling. Some famine. Dumpling? That's the temperature of the sun. They can get pretty hot too. Shoveling all that in.

But at least I can rip open the little hole so it lets the air out. The Arancini is just, I can't just rip open that hole. Oh, you're popping it all in at once. Yeah, popping all in once. You've got to break it open. I know. Watch that steam. Anyway.

Up next, I'll tell you about the wedding, though. Should I do that? Please, Drew, there's a lot to unpack. I would like to discuss that a bit more. We'll talk about it a lot. There was an issue, too, and I'll discuss that. Jess and Ducko. I had the wedding, had the pilgrimage to Byron Bay for my sister's big royal wedding.

Big couple of days for the Allen Duckett family as a whole. Huge. Of course, your little sister, but you too, many jobs. Many jobs. I was, I was MC and groomsman. My other sister was a bridesmaid. My wife Morgan, obviously, bridesmaid. Mum was in there, and there was a lot of high stress early on because

mum's a wedding planner, Laura's an event organizer, so it's my other sister, and then there was another wedding planner. So, you know, there's a cesspool of power going on right there. I cannot believe they hired another wedding planner. Well, they did it because my mum didn't want to be busy on the day. Well. And then the day rolls around and mum's like, well, I'd best be just checking the timings, you know. Talk about a power dynamic. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You already don't want to get the mother of the bride offside. I know. If she's trying to pull strings, you're like, okay, hang on a minute. Yeah, hectic. Anyway, it was a great day. beautiful, obviously, perfect weather. I'm like our wedding, and it was, yeah, you're a great moment. Did she pay the Etsy witch to cast as a girl?

I think that's what she did. Fantastic at work. My sister looked great. She was happy. My brother-in-law now, Alex, absolute ripping guy. So I was super happy for them. It was really emotional seeing my dad walk down the aisle with Laura. Because I didn't get emotional with my older sisters.

I didn't even probably get, I got a little bit emotional on my own, but I think you're more just like in the moment. But seeing dad walk down the eye with Laura, I was like, I was like more emotional for dad. But do you think there was an element there? I know we're now looking decades into the future. Maybe seeing yourself as a dad. No, it was more just like, I think it was just dad's, dad was emotional because it was his last time. So he was like, oh, this is it, this is happening. Okay.

And, you know, that's special. We never knew if Laura was going to get married. You know, there's been so many boyfriends. So we just, I think we're all just like, she did it. She's climbed her Everest. And dad gets to walk her down to her fella. Yeah, it was nice. But as I'm watching, beautiful day, beautiful occasion, as I'm watching Dad walk Laura down the aisle,

and the corner of my I see a yellow RSEQ van rolled down the hill where the car parking was at the venue Towards you guys Towards us, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the ceremony's on, there's an RACU van. This guy's getting out, he can obviously see that there's a wedding. He can't actually turn the lights off, but he can see there's a wedding, then I see my uncle sort of like disappear.

Just shimmy away. Yeah, yeah. We find out later on the way up there, because it was in like the Barron Bay Hintland. It was like 40 minutes like past Bangalore. at a barroom. Find out that my auntie driving has hit a pothole so bad, it's completely blown her tire. And she's got my

uncle, my auntie, my grandma. Oh no, no. Grandma Merrill's in there. Oh, God. Hot property to get home. Absolutely. And she's completely blown her tire. Oh, no. She's the escape route for the old lady. Exactly. So what's happened is she's blown her tire. They pull up to the wedding. Like, we're just going to get it to. Let's call RECQ.

They're rolling on just the rims. We've got to get there. It was like that. Then the wedding starts. So the RACQ's roll did. And the guy who owns the wedding venues come up and go on, mate, you can't be here. You need to leave. Your car is such an eyesore. It's going to draw the attention away from the bride.

Get out. And so the RCQ guy goes like, no, I'm here to, and he goes, no, leave. So RACQ goes, okay, left. Then my uncle and aren't you, right? Like, where's RSCQ? He's like, I sent him. I sent him off. No way. So your uncle didn't get there fast enough to capture him. So then RSCQ wouldn't come back because they'd

come. It was so far out of the way. Well, they'd butt hurt now. They're like left. I'm not coming. And this car is like in the middle of nowhere at this wedding venue. I had to get my grandma home and everything like that. And so all of a sudden, the conversation changes from like, what a beautiful ceremony to like, what are we going to do? What are we going to do? My cousin was trying to go up there to fix the tire for them and stuff.

Obviously, I couldn't fix anything. I was busy. No, you don't want to get your touch dirty. Just not about a skill's efficiency. It's just you want to get dirty. Everyone looked to me like, no, he's the MC. He's not going to be able to do that. So then they couldn't get the car out.

And so then the whole rest of the day. the car was stuck there and was like, are we getting RSCQ back? I'm not, my auntie had to book another night and come back on the bus. I was about to say, if I'm just putting my parents

in your aunt and uncle shoes, they're not great at going, ah, it's a later problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's enjoy the moment still. We don't have to think about it. It would be constantly on their mind.

It was very in the moment. Very topic of conversation, be like, what are we going to do? What are we going to do? Exactly. It's like, we're trying to celebrate. No, no,

what am you going to do? The car, the car, the car. I just loved it that the guy who owns the wedding venue, wasn't like, oh, just, okay, pull up around the back, just lay low, give me 10 minutes. He's just like, get out of here. It's not like the RAC, he's going, right, I'm going to tow it out of here, start cranking the thing.

I know, I know. It's a spanned tire. I know. It was so funny. To be fair, the wedding owner, Plot, it was scared of your sister. I was scared of your mom, was scared of the wedding planner. Laura was facing the way the RACQ car was coming to my sister.

So she could obviously see it coming down the hill and we're like, oh-oh. She had comms to the guy being like, get that out of here. There was another thing, actually, I thought of you, because the celebrant did a fantastic job, but the celebrant accidentally got the mum's name wrong of the mother of the groom. Oh, no. So instead of saying the real name, she just mucked it up. Okay, so not completely wrong. It was just pronunciation.

So she said Patricia rather than Patrika. Oh, no. And then Laura, oh, my God, I could see her face on that ceremony. So everything's gone perfectly up until this moment. If there's one person, you probably don't want to get offside, it's your future mother-in-law. The celebrant didn't know, though. And I was like, best a celebrant doesn't know and just keeps steering through this.

And doesn't stumble on it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, oh, God, we knew. And then Laura brought it up again later and the mom knew. I don't want to throw you under the bus. But didn't the celebrant try and get you to read over the script? This is the best part because you know she was going to. And I wasn't going to read it.

I was just going to say, yeah, it looks great. She, I didn't check my emails. And then as soon as I saw her, she goes, oh, I never emailed you. Because I just thought, I'll back myself. And then after she mucked up, I go, well, if she just emailed me, I would have saved the day. Jess and Daco. Babs had some breaking news.

About what? TMZ have just said that Nicole and Keith have separated. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban. 20 years they've been together. Yeah, I've seen that. What are you mean? He instigated the separation, supposedly. Love is dead.

Yeah. What's that? Sorry, Babs. Love is dead. Love is dead, yeah. I thought they were actually one of the, their forevers. Well, she's doing all those shows now where she's getting with younger dudes and, you know, a lot of sex scenes.

Maybe he's like, what is going on? Yeah, so apparently I see he seems more sure of himself and he's loving Yeah, and he's got great hair. A man with great hair is never insecure, you know? Great hair or great law. They're the two things you need for self-confidence as a fella. We've chatted to

Keith on this show, haven't we? We have. He's delightful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But remember, the press, well, not press release, the email that came, we are not to talk about his relationship. That was one of the asterisk from his publicist. Well, apparently I've been living... I only want to talk about the music, says Keith. Yeah, apparently I've been living

alone since June. I mean, to be fair, they pretty much live apart, don't they? Like, all her work would be in L.A. He's always touring. Yeah. So the Aussie-I couple. I know. I know.

They're done. You know, she was born in Hawaii. Really? Yep. But obviously, we consider her Australian. Well, she's an Australian passport. Yeah, we've taken her. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I think Keith, similarly, might have been born in NZ. Where, no, don't say that. Or am I thinking of Rusty. I think of Russell. Where was he born? Keith was Australian, 100%. That's what I would have said. He was born.

He was born in New Zealand. Thank you. Keith Urban? Yep. Yeah, he's not Australian. Yeah, see? What? Yeah.

None of them are born on the soil. What? No. Yep. Yep. He moved to... Fact check me about Nicole. When did he move here, though?

Yeah, Caboolcha. Yeah, that's in Queensland, yeah. Uh, uh, if he's a baby. He was two years old. Oh, see? No, but see, it's like you. You were born in Perth and it says it on your passport. When I was a month old, I moved to Queensland.

What does it say on your passport? It says Queensland. Queensland. Pretty sure if there's Fremantle birth, I've seen your... Subiaco. I think when they move on their babies, we can claim them. If he was there until he was 10 or 11... If you pop out?

Yeah. It's where you pop out. Or is it where the testicles that made you are from? Ah, now that's a great consideration. What's his conception story? He does the internet know. Where was Keith Urban conceived? Or Keith Urban's dad?

Where's Keith Urban's dad from? Oh, what's his background? New Zealand. Oh, he's a Kiwi. Damn it. All the good ones are. I just want to fact check. Robert Irwin.

Not Cole Kidman. Erbitton. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Nicole Kidman was born in Hawaii. See, Ray's in Sydney, but born in Hawaii. Honolulu. Everything we know is a lie.

It's all a lie. Who's Australian? Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, they're breaking up. What's not a lie? What's not a lie? We've got Tangray.

Yes, we do. Alfa Bucks. That's not a lie. That's real. biggest truth you'll ever hear. Every day we play Alphabucks at 8 a.m. It might be the only true thing there is. Now that Nicole, did they

have a couple name, Nicole and Keith? Neath. I don't actually know if they did. I don't know if they did. Coal. Yeah, what could it be? Urban and Kidman. Urban and Kidman or Keith and Nicole. Kerbin. Keith Kidman? No. You just combined both? That's all you were doing. Yeah, yeah. Nurbon. No. Neef.

Neath. Oh no. That's Nicole and Urban. Yeah. It doesn't. It doesn't work either way. Neith. Nick and Keith. Yeah, it doesn't really, can't think of any. Keith. Yeah, no.

Maybe that's why they never got one. Yeah, that's why they broke up. If they're alive, if where they were, if them being Australians alive, the only true thing is that we have $10,000. So that means if you said an Aussie actor, starting with the letter N, Nicole Kimman technically would not count.

Is that what you're saying to me? Because you have to give that. Now you're calling into question citizenship. You have to give that, I think. I think you have to give it. Yeah, yeah. But if it came down to it, jeez.

Immigration might get involved. It's blowing my mind. I need to go get a coffee. I need to go wee. All right. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alfa Bucks on hits. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions.

All started with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the questions, say pass. We'll come back, of course, if there is time. We are playing for $10,000, and our player today is Ryan. Hello, Ryan. Good, hey, how are we?

Oh, Ryan, we couldn't be better. We have the chance to give you $10,000. What an honor. What a privilege. The question is, are you going to take it off us? I'd be happy to take it off you here. Okay. Okay, what do you want to do with it?

It's my niece's birthday today, so we'd have a big party for her, go to time zone. Oh, time zone. God love you. How gorgeous is that walk? What a funcle. Yeah, fun uncle. Fun uncle. What's your niece's name, Ryan?

Ella. She's turning eight. Okay, well, happy birthday, Ella. I was really hoping you were going to say, you know, Patricia. Yep. Because the letter you're going to work with is P. All right, let's go. All right.

You're ready to rock? Yes. Let's do it for Ella. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter P, we need you to name a snack. Peanets. A shape. Pentagon.

A musical artist. Pass. A drink. Powerade. A sport. Pickleball. A technology brand. Pass.

A four-letter word. Pass. A flower. Pass. An office item. A girl's name. Patricia. A musical artist.

PPP. PPP, after the buzzer, we got ourselves seven. Seven of the best. You know what, though, four-letter word, pass. Yeah, that's what I was hoping for. That counts. That works. I gave it to you.

Tick-a-rooney, I would have circled back to that one. I gave it to. Which, mate, you got seven. Look, let's go through the ones you missed. A musical artist, pink, technology brand, Panasonic or Phillips, and then a flower. Poppy, that was it. Everything else you answered, you got correct.

You probably would have come back around. I reckon it got all of those. You were playing very well, Ryan. We would have gotten to the wire, and I would have kept going back to four-letter word, and he would have just kept screaming past. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Four-letter word.

That counts. We've got to take it. Absolutely. Look, mate, you're a great player. You don't get the full cash, but you do get $100 fuel thanks to her, Brian. Well, thank you so much, guys. Greatly appreciate it.

You're very welcome. You can drive Ella to time zone or put it away, save it for her 18. There you go. There you go. And when she can start filling up herself. Thanks for joining the show, Ryan. Thank you.

Have a great day, guys. You too. More tickets to see Teddy Swims, that call of fame prize. We draw that one on Friday. You just got to get involved in the show. Yep. You have an opportunity next. First crack next.

Hey. We're asking, what'd you do in socks? Sox. Feels cheeky, doesn't it? It does, naughty. Taking your shoes off and just getting around and your sockies. I had a funkel doing something at the wedding in socks. From one funcle to your funcle?

I know. Oh my God. Funcle cat. Jess and Ducko. What are you doing in socks? You're in socks. when you should have been in shoes, but you were in socks. Everyone's like, is that guy, is that girl in socks?

What's going on there? Because it's one of those things. If you're going to take your shoes off, maybe you take your socks off as well. But you've thought, no, no, I'm leaving the socks on. Enter my Uncle Ned. Uncle Ned's a real character. Okay, hang on. You, you.

I've known you for a long time. Yeah, never mentioned Uncle Ned. We've had family things together. Yeah. I've never heard of Uncle Ned. Uncle Ned is, he's that rogue uncle. You know what I mean? Which side?

Uh, mum's side. Oh, fantastic. Married mum's sister. Okay. And he's like, he's always out there. Uncle by marriage, not by blood. He's the kind of guy who came to me at the wedding. People are like, who is that?

I'm like, that's Uncle Ned. That's Funcle Ned. So he gets there. First thing he tells me this wedding on the weekend is he goes, Nick, because of me Nick, obviously. Look down at my, look down at my shoes and he's got no soul on his black dress shoe. What do you mean? Can you see right? Like the soul is flappy.

Like the soul is opening up. It's half off. And he goes, yeah, the soul just popped off on the wall. way here. I'm going to have to go see if anyone's got a glue gun. I was like, well, I don't know who carries a glue gun on weddings, Ned, but give it a crack. You know what? Ask the mate of honour. Knowing Laura, your sister, she would have told her made of honor, you better be prepared for anything. Bring the glue gun for now. Bring a glue gun and a sewing needle and thread. Even black electrical tape, anything. So then he goes, how old were these shoes?

Ah, pretty old. He obviously never wears a suit. And he goes, I'm going to go speak to the bar staff to try and get, you know, see if they've got anything for me. Have they got me clag? Anything. Exactly. I didn't see him then for like 45 minutes, right? Then he comes back about 45 minutes later. And he's not wearing shoes anymore. Oh, no. He's wearing spotted socks. And he's just, he's drinking a cocktail wearing spotted socks. So both shoes have now come off. He's like, well, it didn't work. It blew and I couldn't have one on. So I just got rid of the other one. I'm like, where are there? He goes, threw them in the bin. So he goes, this would be great for your radio show.

You can ask people what they're doing socks. Uncle Ned, bringing content. I was like, you know what, Ned, I will do that. All his expenses and yours for the wedding. Now, tax ride off. That was a work trip. My mum saw him in the coloured socks and went, what are you doing? You can't be a nose.

And he said, this is a talking point. People are all coming up to me, starting conversation. Yeah, but Kate's worried about it clashing with mood boarding. You know what mum did? That was not on her vision. You know what mum did? Mum went and got some other black socks that, I don't know where she found them. She got someone else's black socks and made him take the coloured socks off

and put the black socks on because the black socks at least look. It's more respectable. Maybe at a quick glance, he is wearing shoes. Exactly. So I'm just seeing black at the bottom of his pants. He was so upset. He was like, but the coloured socks are fun. Everyone's asking me about them.

Oh, we're not arguing with Kate Lunduck. He had heard daughter's wedding. So he had to change. Then he was telling everyone he had to change socks and he was so off. But I'm pretty sure by the end of the night he just had no socks on at all. He was just footlet, like shoes out, like the dogs out. That's tomorrow's question. When did the socks come off?

Yeah, yeah. What are you doing socks? Just get through a whole wedding. A whole wedding. And like, it was like, early. I reckon the ceremony's happened And then he's in socks He's getting around gravel

Because it was gravel outdoor Like in the cocktail hour Just in socks It's one thing I think I don't like it And I will have a go We've actually talked about it on this show Ladies taking their high heels off

Girls don't wear freaking shoes If you can't walk in them Or last the evening But I've never seen the bloke Just take the shoes off And get around He would have been killing it on the dance He was sliding around

He could do a hell of a moonwalk He was doing that Tom Cruise slide and the socks. The risky business slide. And everyone was like, who is that guy? And then he showed up to recovery the next day in like a classic Hawaiian shirt and a wide-brimmed hat. Tell me he had the socks back on.

The socks were on. So, socks and sandals. So 13, 1060, what did you do in socks? We go to Kate. Good morning, Kate. Morning. Kate, what did you get up to in socks? Well, I actually took my kids to Fiji

and the sand at Fiji's filled with little shells and it was a bit too hard on the feet. That was before I was a crock mum. So he only had thongs. So I said to the kids, go to your suitcase and get your pair of socks. And we went swimming at Fiji in socks. What a hell of a workaround. Instead of those lame-ass, what are those shoes you like?

I go, those sand. The reefies? The reefis. The reefis. I'm not buying reefies for the whole family. Put your socks off. Imagine looking out seeing that family from Australia wearing their socks in the Fiji and ocean. Absolutely.

Very Australia, mate. Yeah, just drinking their rum and coax. The 10-year-olds as well. That's perfect. Yeah, we love it. 13, 1060. What'd you do in socks? Sox.

Talk about it. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. But you're in socks. Sox. What do you know about them? We love them. Yeah.

What did you do in socks that you shouldn't have? Like, socks is so funny when there's no shoes on your feet. One of my favorite celebrity interviews is Jake Gillenhall and Ryan Reynolds. I don't know the movie, but it's a space. epic and the interviewer asks them was your favorite part of this movie just filming the whole thing in socks and they erupt in elation because they go yes no one has asked us about that but there's our shoes in space and they were so chuff they got to spend three months filming this movie in socks just in socks they go it was such a treat not having to put shoes on every time and spending our day working yeah very joyful felt very cheap it feels relaxed in socks doesn't it yeah so My uncle was at my sister's wedding on the weekend. He had a blow out. His shoe blew out completely.

The sole of his shoe that he obviously clean ever wears. He's black shoe. Like before the ceremony. Early doors. He was limping around showing everyone. So he just got rid of it. And then got rid of the other shoe because he's like, well, I can't have a naked shoe without its partner.

It makes no sense. He had polka dot colorful socks on. He's a funcle. He left them on. He was loving life. Lots of people talking to him. And my mum made him put plain black socks on so he looks more respectable. Okay.

I mean, I know there was a vision. I know there was a mood board. Yeah. But let Funcle Ned wear his colourful socks. And he was sliding on the deeper, like pointing at them and stuff while drinking. It was hilarious. I hope there is vision or a photo. I should have got a photo.

Something of Funkel Ned. Surely the photographer. They would have captured every angle. I should have. Zoom in and all the picks. See if you can find them when the professional picks come back. Alis, begs a question on 131060. What did you do in socks?

So it was actually my dad went in Bali, get a massage. It was never one for massages, but he was told to take it all off. But he felt uncomfortable. doing that. So for the duration of the massage, left his socks on. Okay, so he's happy to be nude, bum out, but socks must stay on for my modesty. It's like if you make love in socks and you leave socks on everything else's off. It feels very weird. It's like, it just feels so juvenile. And also, if you don't have great circulation, the Tootsons get cold.

They do get cold. So I appreciate it from Elisa's dad. Yeah, credit to your dad. Alana, what's your best friend doing socks? So she's super self-conscious of her feet And went on a date at Caves Beach in Newcastle Went for a little stroll along the beach And left her socks on and walked all through the water And everything in them My first question is how grotesque are the feet

Like does she have something to be self-conscious about Do you think? I don't think they're that bad Her feet are fine All right, she's just funny about it On a date too, that's weird Do you know how that date ended up Or if they ended up seeing each other

Because if a date did that for me, I'd be like... They stayed together for like two years. There you go, it wasn't an ick. And then she took the socks off and they broke up. Yeah, she didn't say they're still together now. Oh, David, good morning. Good morning. Babe, what did you do in socks?

Well, we were on a cruise boat and we went out to one of those restaurants. And I was only wearing thongs. And you had to wear covered-toed shoes, apparently. Okay. So they wouldn't let me in. And so I went back to my cabin. I got my red M&M socks, and I put them just over the toes. I left my thongs on.

I put them just over my toes, and I said, they're covered toes. So they let me in. Can't argue with that. He's covered the offending toes. He's got to say. The next day, I decided I'll get to test it, so I put towels over my feet, and they still let me in. Well, that's tomorrow's question. What'd you do in towels?

What did you do in a towel when you should have been in clothes? Remember you were to a towel? I'll work it. No, I'll just stick it to the man. They tried to cover up your toes. You were like, all right, I'll show you. Surely getting your dogs out. He's better than a guy walking around your venue with a towel draped over his little toots.

He sounds like a funcle. He does. He does sound like a funcle. Kylie, on 13, 1060. What'd you do in socks? Hi. I'm a contractor for Australia Post. So I ended up getting like a, thank you.

A really big blister on the side of my feet from my feet from my. like my new shoes. So I ended up taking my shoes off and delivering the post in socks. Oh, I love that. Stop it. I love that. Are you on one of those little motorbike with the covers or you want foot? No.

No, I'm on, I'm in a van. So I still get a place of. And post. So we do both. So, yeah, I actually do it with my partner. And so it was actually really funny day because it was a rate day. So we had to give everybody their rates notices. Oh, it's busy.

I'm doing it in socks, so we spent the entire day laughing because they say that I'm sending hate mail because their rates notices, but I'm doing it in socks. Okay. Way to soften the blow. You know, he's a massive bill, but check out me funny socks. If you're not learning, you're dying. But the first thing I was about to back that up with is don't try, because trying leads to failure. Hang on. So if you're not learning you're dying, but don't try and you.

things because then it will lead to failure. Yeah, because it leads to failure. I've just had too many fails this weekend that I went, why do I keep bothering? You know, I've been on a mission to make sure my daughter is consuming enough Omega 3. I'm obsessed with her brain development. She's own, well, she'll be two next month and I know it's important.

Everything physiologically happening is really important at this age. I've written myself off. I'm like, eh, I don't eat X, Y, Z. It's fine. Whatever. I'll try, but I don't like it. Whatever. Her, I'm really paranoid about it.

We do not eat seafood in my house, but I know it's integral for her brain. Yeah, you don't eat any seafood. Nah, nothing from the ocean, nothing that could have potentially rubbed shoulders with an octopus. It's not going in my mouth. Yeah. But for her, I know it's important. And she can't have tablets. She can't have the vitamins or the supplements.

She's got to eat it somehow. So I go to Woolworth the other day, and I'm going, tuna. A lot of my parent friends talk about their kids, loving tuna. and it being an easy lunch or dinner. Like canned tuna? Can tuna with a bit of rice. Right. A bit of avocado.

Hey, let's get fancy with a bit of that QP mayo. I went, right, I'm going to do it. I'm going to get tuna in this house and into my little girl. But I went, I've tried the tins before. And they're very fishy. She doesn't like him. And then I noticed Serena does the pasta salad. That is probably 85% of my daughter's diet, pasta.

I went, okay, can we hide the chast. tuna in a pasta. Of course. You can mask the flavour. Mask the flavour. And they've got the ready, ready made ones. Serena pasta salad with bits of tuna. Yes, I haven't seen those.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You never tried? Um, I might have. Okay. Yeah. You're straight, well, you're, your tuna and rice or whatever, but these pasta cells are already done. Serena are good, though.

Like, they're the best of the tuners. Well, that I've heard that. Yeah. And also, I'm pretty sure a Serena, it sounds Italian to me, so I always go, yeah, it's got to be good. And I agonised. I'm standing there going, oh, don't. I get the Napoli? Do I get Italian style?

I had peas and corn. She loves peas and corn. I saw Sicilian. I went, which one should I get? Which one should I get? I land on Sicilian. I don't know. I just looked the best on the picture.

Come home. Take it out of a little tin, put it in her bowl, make it look all fancy. She has two bites, ducco, and starts going, ah, ah, ah, and grabbing her tongue, trying to pull the pasta salad out. And I immediately go, What was in that? Oh, no. Pull out the packaging from the recycling bin.

I'd miss the little chili logos. I bought her the chili tuna. Which is a great flavor if you like chili. Did you see the little chili in there? Was there chilies in there? Or because it's the salad. To be honest, when I piled it out, I thought they were like bits of capsicum. I didn't know.

So yes, I did see it. But I thought it's capsicum. Yeah. Not literal bits of chili. It's got a bit of spice to it too. And this is a chick who has never had, well, I might put one chili flake or something or she grabs a bit of mine. She's not been exposed. She went into meltdown.

Angus was at work. I was on my own. It's late at night. We're in an apartment. I'm freaking out. Everyone's going to be thinking what's happened to this kid in the middle of the night. Yeah. The guilt.

The shame. How did I not read this? I scan products to see how many carcinogens. are on the, you know, beauty products and other things for her. This one, I've just fed her straight up chili and burnt her tongue. Because you can get different levels of chili with the Serena. Exactly. There's like one chili, then there's two.

This one, I don't know if it was a three, but she reacted like it was. It was hot. It was hot. Right. I don't know what it was on that Scoville rating, but she reacted badly. Didn't love it. So in one of the great hypocritical moments, took her out for ice cream. At about 8pm on Friday night took her out for ice cream after I'd literally had a go at

my husband last week for giving her ice cream yeah you know in the middle of the day yeah so again we talk about if you're not learning you're dying there goes my experiment I think no more seafood no more well go John West baby John West is best maybe

they also have a chilly though so be careful okay maybe I'll just send everything to you being like what's this one can you have a bite first and then I can give it to my kid Jess and Ducko just about done here it's been a big morning of learnings hasn't it hasn't it hasn't it

Just, we've learned, Ducco, little superstitious, doesn't want to be in the crowd for his broncos at the grand final, because you were in the crowd two years ago and they lost. Well, and we just thought me and my mate who were going to go again. Same mate. Ah, that's the same combination. Maybe if you went with Morgan or you went with shy guy, be different results. And I was like, you know, do we want to go there and do that again and be the same people and we lose? No, because then, if what's his name finds out, you know, the one I'm talking about.

Which one? The good player you've got. Yeah, yeah, yeah, very swell. You'll be upset. Yeah. Be very upset. You've learned that I like machine gun Kelly. You do like machine gun Kelly?

That was news to me. We learned that Babs can quote Greece, a movie well before her time. No one knew that. And we haven't learned anything about Shy Guy because he doesn't tell us anything. Well, Shiregah said that he would go out with you if you just invited him. That's what we learned about Shire guy. Hey, Shire Guy, what are you doing after the show today? Working.

And what are you doing after that? Like, would that be till about one? That might be lunchtime. Do you want to go out for lunch? We can go to lunch if you want to go to lunch. I was going to buy cereal for dips tomorrow. Oh, you guys should do that together. Can I come?

She can come to Audi with me. And then we'll get a barn meat. Sure. Yes. Shago will hate barn me. You know, are you? Have you ever had a barme? No, I'm not a fan.

He doesn't like other country stuff. I don't know. I don't know. Where do I buy? Remember we got that soup in Thailand? Remember we had the French onion in Thailand. Daco, do I, where do you buy just plain tip top and peanut butter? Do I just buy that myself?

Yeah, maybe. No cafe will make that. They'll laugh at us. Yeah, probably. Maybe get that. But yeah, you and Chagaschoo, I'm looking forward to this. I want to hear this tomorrow. No, but I don't want a plain tipped-top and peanut butter.

Well, you can get a bar on me. This is why we don't hang out. No, Babs and I really want to see this happen. All right. For once in my life, I will cross the floor like a politician. Yep. And have something plain. At least just go to Allie together.

That'd be fun. I'd love to peruse the aisles. I've got the grandparents still, too. Like, I'm free, baby. What else are you doing, mate? I'm free. I'll meet you at Aldi. Oh, my, this is so exciting.

Finish your big work day and then you can both go together. Yeah, yeah, text me. I'll be around. I'm actually so excited. 10 bucks, he does not text me. I reckon $10 this doesn't happen. No, no, because where is the ball? The ball is in his court to tell me when he's ready.

Fair? He's just teams and babes going, ugh. I'm not sitting at Aldi waiting for him. He has to tell me. Yeah. I'll be sitting at my car. I'll text you. What are you messaging, right?

No, I just throw an email. You'll be excited to read it later. Is it an MGK? No. Oh. It doesn't matter. It's not important. We'll talk about it at ALDI.

Good year, everyone. Yeah, we will talk about it. Yeah, yeah, I'm excited. Babs, do you reckon they're going to go to Aldi? No. Yeah, I don't think so. Hang on. Well, we're hanging out.

Should you two hang out? Yeah, now you'd have to hang out. You crushed her under your boot today. Do we need to make reparations? Yeah, well, she, you know, forbid my banger from playing last Friday. She de queued you. Yeah. Um, Babs.

Do you want to hang out? have a bar on me. I'm busy, yeah, I too am busy. Okay. Well, let's see if we all turn up tomorrow. If you missed any show, grab it on listener or wherever you get your podcasts. We're back.

We're going to have more chances at those teddy swim tickets, more chances at Alfa Bucks. We didn't do very well today, but that's okay. Horrible. A bit of brick lay, though. God, he could lay brick. Did he get one? Yeah. And only just, too.

Oh, because he took a stab at a brand now. Yeah, yeah. But that's okay. try again tomorrow. We always get back on the horse and go again. We do. And we've got dips, as Shy Guy says, I'll be involved with the cereal selection. Yeah. It's actually Jess and Shy Guy dips

tomorrow. I would love that. Oh my God, this is a whole new chapter for us, Shy Guy. Strap him, we'll put it on the Instagram, no doubt. I'll accidentally give it away from what we bought. Make sure you're following us then. This is going to be fun. Yeah.

Shy Guy looks like he's going to be so excited. I know. This is a one-way Yeah. Can you pick me up? I could pick you up. Yeah, that might be better. As long as you don't criticise my freaking parking. No, that's why I wanted to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That story won. Now you're going to be an ad for mini, and then you're going to be on the Instagram

modalities. I'll see if I can get us some spawncon sandwiches. All of a sudden cut to Shy Guy. Wow, aren't these sandwiches delicious? Hi, I'm Shy Guy. If any brand would like to do some sponsored content with Shy Guy in it, I'm happy to feel some pictures. What's a long thin brand? Like chopper chop. sticks. Oh, yeah, that's a good one. Yeah.

Cycle on icebox. Fads, you know, the old school candy cigarette. Are that still a thing? Yeah. That's good. Let's workshop bananas. Long and thin. So we'll get bullies on board.

Anyway, this is a great day for you. Watch this space. What a... Do you know how to get him to hold my hand? No. Okay. We're on air. What's the point?

Doug, get us out of here. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye. Bye. Greece when he goes like ha, ha, ha, ha. Nice. Jess and daco.

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