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Episode Date: June 5, 2025

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Macca's new Tennessee barbecue range, now touring for a limited time. Jess and Ducco. This is the Jess and Ducco podcast. Welcome to the podcast, everybody. Great stuff. Good show today, team. A lot of pivoting, which I guess you wouldn't know. You know what we should do one day?

Show the rice cookers the board at 6am, then they can compare it to how far off track we go. How it started, how it finished. Yeah, how it started, how it finished. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We do use an old little whiteboard. Old school. It needs a good clean. It does.

Yeah, it needs a full new clean. Well, we asked for a digital board, but we couldn't afford that. I remember when that was a conversation. That seemed like it was going to happen. Yeah, but we're all going to get an iPad for it. And the whole studio was going to be like screens and tech. So we could have just had the log on the thing. So when I was telling you about Adaporn getting his dick bitten off by a python in Thailand,

you could have seen. Yeah. Maybe the python animator coming at you. That would make the show so much more immersive. I couldn't agree more. I mean, we do have it, just not in this building. Yeah, of course. Of course.

Of course. You know, we're trying with what we got, you know what I mean? With a little show that could. We absolutely are. We're trying our best. I know. With our old school tech and our media war. Yeah, dirty media war behind me.

Babs, would you rather a blackboard than a whiteboard? Oh, got old school chalk. No. No. Writing on that would be, I don't, blackboards make me like, ugh. I actually like writing on the whiteboard. I do. Yeah.

What about a smart board would be cool though. Yeah, that's what I was saying. That'd be really nice. We could put it there in between next to the aircon vent. Is the smart board the one you write with a stylist and then it'll translate it into like print? I thought the smart was just the electric, the screen.

So they have in schools as well. Yeah, and then you've got to like try and recenter, you press all the dots to recenter the board. I don't think you need to do that anymore, I think. I don't know what that is. I don't think you need to do that anymore, I think. I don't know what that is. That was really exciting when we went to school. What do you talk about?

We've got a gap in our smart board knowledge. We didn't use one at school. Oh really? No. I don't think I've ever seen one outside of Hollywood. No. It was pretty cool, but it was always like the teacher would get the shits halfway through doing the work because when she was writing on the smart board, the letters were not going

where she wanted them to go. Not calibrated. Yeah, so they'd have to recalibrate it in the middle of the class. We used to think it was so cool when it just... Like an early touch. You are speaking another language. I can't even fathom that. I was blackboard.

Yeah. Were you blackboard? Start of, but then whiteboard. Then whiteboard. Blackboard all the way through. Really? All through high school? And we had a whiteboard in high school. And then we had like...

Maybe I'm thinking of primary school. We had the projector from above head coming through in high school. Right? Oh, did you have the old school, the flat light? What the hell were they called? What were they? The laminator? The projector as well?

Yeah, it was just... And you put like the old school like... That clear piece of... Yeah, on it. And it was so shit. And you could write on it. That was shit. Yeah, we used to have that.

Right. That is, yeah. Oh, look at her judgement. No, I was just trying to remember if I had that. How did you learn anything? This is the problem with your generation. Just because we had it doesn't mean it's lame. I'm not judging.

I had a blackboard when I was in year two. I get phased out by year three. Because I had a really old teacher and she didn't want to use a smart board. Oh, hang on. So someone at the school was going blackboard while everyone else was, well, it was like the smart board was in the middle

and then on each side it was like blackboard. Oh yeah, blackboard. Yeah, so she used to do it in chalk. And then every other class though was whiteboards with the smart board. Yeah, the smart board makes sense, doesn't it? Look at that. Can it make, if you're like, say me and Shaggy

we're messy and bad spelling, can it clean up your writing after you write it? Oh, well it proofread and then, yeah, correct your spelling. I don't know actually, I can't remember. Surely you can make your writing clear, you could write the word. It's dependent on what app you used, I think. Geez, that looked good. It pretty much just mirrored your computer screen.

But you can doodle all over it. Yeah, you can draw. Samsung, how much do these go for? We've already looked it up on this show, so. I think it'll be a quote sort of situation. Oh, right, depending on the room and what not. Do they make them bespoke? Well, because you'd be buying them in bulk if you were a school. Can you get them secondhand? I mean, once the room and whatnot. Do they make them bespoke? Because you'd be buying them in bulk.

Can you get them secondhand? Well, we probably can. I mean, once the school is done. Like a marketplace. Who's selling a smart phone secondhand? Go and then click shopping. There you go, four and a half grand, three grand, two and a half grand.

I have never ever seen the shopping tab on that before ever in my life. Really? I've never noticed that. It's a good hack. If have never ever seen the shopping tab on that before, ever in my life. Really? I've never noticed that. If you want like a certain pair of shoes on something? I have truly, that has blown my mind. Well, if you know exactly what like pair of shoes

or like a style code, put it in and it'll tell you every shop is selling it. Yeah, I just always go to the website. Really? That's bad. No. That's cause we didn't grow up with smart boards, bro. I know, I didn't grow up in this.

You're on whiteboard tech. I'm on whiteboard stuff. Okay, so you can get a top one for over 4000 and you can get a- Does that one come with stand as well? Looks like it. Cause we'll need a stand. Look at this thin boy. That's the one we'd get.

1399. We won't even be able to see that from where it'll sit in the studio. That's the shy guy of the fucking, that is the shy guy of smart boards. You know LG makes a TV on wheels, it's very similar to that. Oh it's called a Rome so it's on wheels, we can just move it around. You've got to plug it in still, so how does it Rome? Does it have a battery? Oh are they not some?

Oh yeah, it'd need some power wouldn't it? There's a promo code there, you can get it 20% off, $20 off. Okay well Rome, if you're listening. These all look great, these would be so good in the studio. Big W. And imagine Babs riding like doing these on him. I know, it would make me really happy. Oh well if it's about Babs' happiness I think we pitch.

Come on. What we've learned is she can't work in these conditions. For the mental health of Babs. I'll cop this like if we came in and I saw this little skinny stairs. Hey it goes portrait mode too. Yeah. Oh that's neat. Look at that.

That can go behind you when we're not using it. Yeah because then it looks like I'm gonna have one of these. You can have your own camera. I've been told we! You can have one of these. Oh, yes. I've been told we can use these as monitors, but. Do you know how? No.

Okay. Yeah, I think you'd need to. Because they're just TVs on the side. HDMI, if you had a HDMI into your laptop into that, it would work. It would work. Cable, you have the cable. Yeah, cable, yeah, yeah.

So you'd need the HDMI cable plugged in, then you'd get it up on your laptop, we could get it on that screen. No, I really think the Jess and Ducco logo flashing is invaluable. I don't think we should lose that. I don't think we should ever get rid of that. Someone asked me why we spent so much money on TV. I was like, what do you want to put on?

I was like, ah, just a static image. We could have gone to Mr. Prince. Nothing shits me more though than the interspersed black screen as of recent. Why isn't it on a loop? It does, it actually in the videos it looks nice seeing the logo pop up behind you. It does, except when it goes black. It looks nice seeing the logo pop up behind you. It does, except when it goes black.

It looks nice seeing the logo pop up behind you. It does, except when it goes black. It looks nice seeing the logo pop up behind you. It does, except when it goes black. It looks nice seeing the logo pop up behind you. It does, except when it goes black. He's interspersed his black screen as a reset. There's a saying, that's a thing. Why isn't it on a loop? It looks nice seeing the logo pop up behind you. It does, except when it goes black. It looks like it's glitched. Why don't we bring a HDMI cable tomorrow, Shaggy? I'm sure you've got a whole floating around. I don't know.

Jess is sick tomorrow. Imagine if you actually fucking were sick though now. Right, he, Angus, and you know it takes a lot to bring him down. So whatever his God is now. He angus and you know, it takes a lot to bring him down. So whatever he's got, he's obviously he's flawed. Contagious. He just messaged me saying, I'm going to work from home today as well. Oh, no. So I'm like, don't bang him. Stuck in a cage to time. The mood strikes.

Yeah, yeah. All of a sudden he's real sick and then he gets horny. You're like, fuck it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. Well, don't you get sick tomorrow? I don't know if he has the energy though. No, no. One day before a long weekend, I can take it. I'll take it. Well, don't you get sick tomorrow. I don't know if he has the energy though. No, no. One day before a long weekend, I can push through. We can make it happen. I'm a professional.

And then we've got the Monday off team. Absolutely. How are you spending the long weekend? Babs? I'm going to a Cheeks gig. Oh, fabulous. Groupie. And then potentially a boiler room, apparently, which sounds horrifying. On May on Sunday? No, it's a different company. What day?

On Sunday night. Oh, in Newcastle. In Newcastle, yeah. Oh, interesting. That must be like, where is it? At the Lass. Oh yeah, that would be dirty. That would be dirty.

Lock it up. Yeah. My cousins, when they were in, Morgan's cousins were in the town like, oh, we want to go to this pub, we went there last time we hit someone with a skateboard in it. And I was like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. want to go to this pub, we went there last time we were here, someone with a skateboard in it. And I was like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. And they're like, the lasso? The lassie? I'm like, oh, the lass.

It's a halfpipe. Yeah. Really? I've never been in it. Do people genuinely skate in there? It's a bit of a, it's like a bit of a, you and me wouldn't fit in there. I was going to say, I've never been. If Bab saw us in there, she'd be like, get out.

Get out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Even sometimes when I'm there, I'm like, why? Bab's like, you guys are like, get out. Get out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get out. Even sometimes when I'm there, I'm like, why? Babs, you guys are gonna get yourselves killed in here. You're not meant to be here. Can I have my chicken, cheese, salad, and no egg, thanks. Jess is going like, do you guys have red wine here? Can I say your wine, least one?

I might go. So you got a boiler room and a gig. Yeah, maybe. It's a busy weekend. You're gonna be all right for Tuesday. Hopefully. Yeah, you're gonna be scattered on Tuesday. She's going to be all right for Tuesday. Hopefully. Monday. Yeah. You're going to be scattered on Tuesday.

We'll see. Shylo, what are you up to? I think I'm going to go to Canberra. I haven't fully decided, but I think I'm going to go to Canberra. I'll see some friends of mine. You have friends in every little corner here. If you don't bring a nugget of content on Tuesday, I reckon it's a written warning. Yeah, I think so.

First official warning. That's first official warning. I'm sick of these getaways with these alleged friends and nothing coming out of them. Ducko and I slave away, we dissect our lives. You do none of that. I'm not supposed to. Babs are starting to.

This is a team sport. We do pitch in. This is a team sport. I'm just saying like, we only do. I pitch in by sending articles every night. Oh yeah, that's true. It's true but I want to hear about you bro. I don't do anything bro. Last time the articles were trashed, not your fault. It's a hard day sometimes. I can tell it was hard. I'm really clutched at straws when the Japanese times doesn't pull through.

Yeah yeah you're in... Oh speaking of! The Japanese times? Maybe I'll surprise you. Oh. Nah. We might not be here. I'm getting it. I'm not tomorrow, but eventually that Japanese toilet sound. Yeah, yeah. I'm getting one. And I'm gonna- The flush thing. The flush sound.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fabulous. I did ask them to send us some. Royal flush. The royal flush. Royal flush. I was thinking maybe we could put it in here at work in the disabled toilet so we can all use it.

Oh, that's fantastic. Cool. You know, but then again, I'll see how, I'll see it. It's actually, it looks pretty like, like you just stick it to a wall and it's like battery operated. I was gonna say, my friend who had one, she just had it sitting on the cistern.

Yeah, yeah. You just have it there. So it's not really, I thought it was gonna be this cool thing, I was like, ah, it's, yeah. It's kinda like those radios they gave out with the newspaper. Do you remember that? No.

What radios? They're like little handheld radios they gave them out with this City Morning Herald and stuff. That's a good idea. When? Yeah. I don't know, they did it out with this City Morning Herald and stuff. That's a good idea. When? I don't know. They did it heaps of times. True then. Maybe it was a radio program. I don't know. Okay. I've got no idea.

I'll let you know when it comes and I'll see how it is. And what your favourite sound is to poo to. I'm pondering putting it in the baby's room for Flo's room. Then it can just be her noise at night. Mate, she can go through the rainforest. I mean you and Morgan both like rain. We do. Maybe Flo would like rain, maybe she'd like something else. She's taken my humidifier, Flo. She's got my humidifier which makes my rain

sounds. I know. About my sinus, Morgan's like she needs it. I'm like, well I'm going to, I'm going to block up. She's a day old, what does she block sinuses already? She had her first like little bit of a blocky nose and she was like coughing, breathing her mouth and snoring. So like Morgan had a long fingernail and then she went in and got some stuff out yeah yeah use the syringe thing is it weird to but I was

gonna say do you want to borrow the snotty boss we got that we got one used it out it's weird isn't it you can't borrow someone else's no you wipe it down it's fine bit of hot water I don't even know if anything came out but we put the saline in there oh yep yep yep did that seem to help I think who knows she's got such little nostrils I'm like I know how did she I don't know if anything came out, but we put the saline in there. Oh, yep, yep, yep. Did that seem to help? I think so. Who knows? She's got such little nostrils. I'm like... I know! How does she even get any oxygen in? I know, it's bizarre. Anyway.

Well, yeah, let me know how it goes with the royal flush. Yeah, I will. When it comes. It's not here yet. Hang on, do you have to do posts? No, no. They literally just said we'll send it to you. And I was like, okay. They're like, do you even want it? And I was like, okay. Yeah, like they're like do you even want it? I was like it could be content. We might talk about it Absolutely. I'm not gonna commit. I'm not gonna commit.

Well we did talk about when we talked to Donna. Donna, yeah. The voice of it or the inventor or whatever she wants to come from. Well that's where it's come from. That's where it's come from. Yeah, yeah. Um, anyway, we're back on air tomorrow. I know we're acting like we're leaving and we're not back on tomorrow. It's funny, the, what are you doing on the weekend? I'm gonna see you tomorrow. Yeah, I know I know when you were telling me that I mean you asked me that on air. I was like, ah I'll tell you tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. Oopsie. Funny

Jess and Ducco in the morning. Welcome to Thursday gang. Good morning. Good to be here. Wonderful to be here. It's freezing It is freezing. It's too cold to be here. Wonderful to be here. It's freezing. It is freezing. It's just too cold. Slept in the spare room last night, Ducco. Hey, okay. As I took my pillow out of the master. Yeah. Which really looked my husband in the eye and said, wow, doesn't this feel like the end of an era. The end of an era. It feels like. Becoming that stereotype. Separation, you know, territory. Was it because? He's very unwell. He's not putting out? He's unwell. He's very unwell. And he actually said to me-

Well, he's unwell. I thought yesterday you were saying he wasn't unwell. I know. So now he fell off a cliff yesterday. He was working quite a long day in the rain in the elements yesterday. And I think his body finally has given up after sleeping on the baby's floor. All these things. He's finally broken.

Not having much sleep. But he came home and he went, I'm gonna sleep in the spare room. And I went, no, that mattress is awful. You're the sicker one. You take the main room. But yeah, he went, all right, well take your pillow. So I just sort of like packed up my things like a little kid running away from home going,

all right, I'll be in the room next door. He's like, take the dog. And I gotta say, very sweet. He was gonna let the dog on the bed usually overnight because he takes up so much room and you know don't have the space for him he's a big boy. Very sweet sleeping with the doggies. I actually really liked it because I've told you before for Angus's back he builds a pillow fort around himself to keep him sort of locked in. So I don't cuddle with anyone overnight. So last night

I got to cuddle with the dog. Spoon with the dog. Exactly, it was lovely. Yeah, it's nice. Is the doggie still in your bed? Yeah, Pam's there every night. Oh, see that? Except she gets up and goes to the couch and comes back to the bed about three times a

night. Sometimes she'll spend all night out on the bed, but yeah, yeah, she's there. It's very nice. That's cute, isn't it? So now I'm sort of like, well, is this our new normal? Like, Angus seemed like he actually... Did you like it? Because it's the couples of like, well, is this how you're normal? Like Angus seemed like he actually- Did you like it? Cause it's the couples that like, I know a few couples who intentionally sleep in separate beds cause they don't like other people

and they're grill and stuff. Yeah, see, I think I'm that to Angus cause I'm a big like, hug me, touch me, this and that. I don't think he needs the pillow fort for his back. He's just now going- He's just trying to get away from you. Just give me my space for one second. Yeah.

Didn't hate it. Didn't hate it, I'll be honest with you, Ducco. I've always, I've always like, I've never wanted to be that couple. I've always saw that as like a, this is it. He's not a snorer. It's not like he has the Jimmy leg or anything. That keeps me up at night. But I'm the deeper of the sleepers. Yeah. I'll be looking forward to hearing how he went overnight. Because if he goes, well, that was the best sleep I've ever had. Well, that could be it. Could this be it? And then you're like, oh no. I'm in the front room and he's in the in the big boy bed. Would you then decorate the room like it's your own room? 100%. But then you when you have people come and say like what's going on here? Oh no,

when people come over one of them sleeps with him and one of them sleeps with me because that's my bedroom now. I'm not leaving my bedroom. Someone sleeps in your spare bed with you. Or we get the fold out couch for the living room or something. Yeah. That's my bedroom. Yeah, fair. Okay. I'm intrigued to see if this will last. I know. We'll see how we go tonight.

If that becomes the new norm. Yeah. I mean, if he liked it and you liked it. I know. The only issue is yeah, the mattress is rock hard in that front room, which is not comfy. So upgrade that and we'll be as sweet as Daisy. In air house, like Morgan's a very light sleeper and gets agitated and huff and whatever, but like, if, wherever's sick and we do that, she's like, can I come back now? Or can we

come back now? She never wants it to. Aw, wants the comfort. But so do I. You're not cuddlers overnight though. No, because of my shoulders. Of course. I can't lie on my shoulder too long. It just goes dead. You can't be Big Spoon.

No, I can't. Or Little Spoon. Last night, actually, I was Big Spoon and I rolled over and then she rolled over to me and started spooning me. I I was like all out because it's freezing It's nice and sweet. Yeah. Little Spoon is the best position. Let's be real. It is so good because you have full control and autonomy of your own body. And you can fight on them. Oh my god. Easiest position. Yes. Little Spoon is like it's yeah. Big Spoon, you're getting a face full of hair Ever since I got the extensions. I guess he's constantly like it's itchy. Big Spoon you're getting a face full of hair ever since I got the extensions

and I guess he's constantly like it's itchy. Yeah yeah yeah. It's itchy. Your shoulders dead underneath them. Absolutely. And you can't move at all. And I do this awful thing when I'm Little Spoon and his arm is underneath me I want to hold that hand as well so I really lock him into place. Yeah I know my my Big Spoon only lasts about 20 minutes because my shoulder goes. Fair. But yeah, it does feel weird. Honey, I've re-dislocated my shoulder, I don't care. Yes. Stay here. It does feel weird copping the little spoon treatment,

but geez, it's elite. It's nice. What spoon are you, Shaggy? Either, I don't mind. Ah, I can see that coming. When was the last time you were a little spoon? Blah. And your robo vac doesn't count?

No. The robo vac, while she's all curved, doesn't have the right curves to support this long frame. I can't see you being a spoon in general. It just doesn't really work. You're a fork and they're trying to spoon you. No, the height would be fine if you had a little... It's fine with a big spoon.

If you had a littler partner and they were like creviced into you. Yeah, but you couldn't be like the little spoon with a smaller partner. Yeah. Your, if the little a person was your big spoon, yeah, they're going from like mid back to knee. Yeah. Yeah. It's weird.

That's a bit odd. Yeah. Babs, you have been a little spoon? Yeah. What about big? Yeah. Oh, you like to swap? Yeah, you do both.

Yeah. We just take turns. Yeah. It's the way to be. We both like being the little spoon. See, I'm glad, I'm glad Jethro said that because a guy's like, oh, little spoon, lame. Come on, grow up.

There's nothing more comforting. Yeah. Secure. It's nice. Or warm. It is. It is nice. Oh good.

I'm glad we've been saying, maybe that's what I think this problem is. He just needs to be the little spoon. He's sick of dead arm. Yeah. He's sick of being big spoon. Yeah. All right. Maybe I'll offer that. Little spoon.

And with his illness, it's not like he's breathing on me, you know? He's facing that way and I'm facing his neck. But we don't need you to get sick, so don't get sick. Do you know what, Fae? He's trying to save the show. Yeah. Obviously we've got a long weekend coming up. I see what the Farts Union household's up to. Oh, pop.

Long weekend coming up, Angus is sick, all of a sudden Jess ain't here tomorrow, extra long weekend. I'm trying to take precautions, Daco, I am trying. You're pulling at Babs like she did the other week. Yeah, when I text Shy Guy tomorrow at 10 past five, sorry, you're on your own, maybe bring some extra content tomorrow, brother, just in case. Me, Babs and Shy Lord. Here we go.

Great attitude Shy Guy. I'm not worried. Did you hear that? Lackluster. Friday's our easiest day. We'll do it. Every day we put in the same amount of effort. Thank you.

Yeah, but planning wise. Okay. Hey, big show though, cause Thursday's still fun. Alf Vox, your chance at $10,000. We've got Adam Elliott joining us on the show today. Talk his injury, things in a row. Oh no. And how great the nights are going.

Wordy-okey's coming up after seven. Absolutely, and. Yep. Mwa mwa mwa mwa. Pew. The R&B Friday's live, tickets. Yes. You listen out for that R&B horn.

You call 131060, be the quickest one to do it. We were meant to chat this yesterday coming up next but we got sidetracked by Le Douching. Oh, wouldn't have it any other way though. One of the great chats. Very educational. I think so. I think we've saved a lot of Vagines around town. Absolutely. From unnecessary doucheing. Yeah, douche. It's dangerous. It's about who briefs drivers. Douche with caution. Douche with care. Care douche. It's dangerous. It's about who... douche with caution. Douche with care. Care douche. Did you take a lot away from that yesterday Babs?

Did you go home and throw out your fem fresh? I don't own fem fresh. What about your douche though? I was already educated. Alright. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. Uber Eats. We all love Uber Eats on this team. We do. The convenience, Ducco. I don't even care. Once I found out, oh, restaurants, cafes, whoever do put a bit of extra price on the things because I went, you're saving me going. Except now it's annoying that you've got to pay the premium on Uber Eats in order to get it delivered to your house first because I'm like, oh, I'm dropping off to three people

before you. Watching, and then you see if it's a little biker. Oh, yeah. Then you see it's like, hang on, he's got three more stops before me. Are you joking? Yeah, it's the worst. My grilled's not going to make it. It's not going to get there. It's not going to get here.

It's going to be cold. Yeah. Things that Uber eats well. I've never, I don't think I've ever Uber Eats Grilled. Okay, we're very lucky we've got one close by. Yeah, yeah. So if you can get it first, it's good. Curries.

Yeah. Curries over eats well. Um, Indian, Indian in general, I think, because they're so jam packed. Yeah. I'd even go a step and say Chinese, you know, cause they're so jam packed in those Chinese containers. Fantastic. Guzman Uber Eats okay.

I've never, I've never Uber Eats Mexican. Burrito bowl. Babs Uber Eats at what? Three times a week. Anything anything like in a wrap I would feel would get soggy or sloppy But does it come all right because it's tightly wound in the foil. Well, I have the bowl. Oh bowl. Okay good Yeah, the bowl so the bowl uber eats well. Yeah. Anyway, they're the only ones I would really trust Yeah, I wouldn't get I wouldn't be burgers. I wouldn't recommend dumplings to be fair I know I said Chinese dumplings does not travel well Geez I wouldn't recommend dumplings to be fair. And I said Chinese, dumplings does not travel well. Geez.

And one in four of our eats drivers have come out admitting that they do eat people's fries and they take little snacks from the deliveries when they're driving them to the houses. I don't love to hear that, but I'm also not surprised. And I feel like one in four, the other three are lying. Yeah. I feel like one in four are telling the truth because meet Tom who's asked for his surname to remain anonymous He's a driver he's an ubereats drive-up professional he likes to call himself absolutely he's a courier for food

He has come out in this article, so I've done the the study apparently I don't I'm not sure how they've done the study, but one of four have said they've done it Tom said He's admitted to doing it. He says it's hard to refrain Sometimes you can't resist the urge to pilfer a customer's order, especially when the package is unsealed or partially open. Absolutely. Has Tom gone on to say which is the superior chip to pilfer? He has not.

Okay. Cause you know, there's some I could take or leave, but if you're putting like a Nando's Perry Perry in front of me, I cannot resist. Don't we're a big Nando's show. We are. We do love Nando's in this team. Actually, was it you that never had Nando's? Should I go? No, I've had it. Oh, it was Babs.

Yeah. Babs, that doesn't work on radio. Yeah, come on. So let's try again. Who was that that never had Nando's? It was me. They very kindly sent us a voucher so we could have team Nando's. Yeah, they did. To pop Babs' cherry. Fortunately we just don't have Nando's where we are.

Yeah, we'll find one. We'll get one. How about we do a team trip to Nando's? That'd be fun. I know, just to have the chips. Just to have the chips. Anyway, he's come out and claimed that not only does he do this, all the people that drive Uber Eats and do Uber Eats that he knows do this, whether they admit it or not. Yeah, so he's saying it's one and four.

Nah, it's four out of four. It's four out of four. Yep. Would you feel more violated knowing that if you get the bag and you see it's been a little bit open? Do you a bit like this is the thing if there is no evidence? Yeah, play on. Yeah, right I used to when I worked at that hotel the fancy hotel. I did a stint in room service. Oh Jeez, did anyone get their food? Didn't just come off my pie

But yeah, but the Did it just come? Well they get their pain. Why is half my pie? How much did you eat? They get their pain meal. But the trick is so guys. I went on to try wings, did ya? I didn't see it. There's six chicken wing bones. Oh, there's been a mistake. I'll go get some more. Guys, you didn't cook the wings.

Yes we did. There's one chef on overnight. Weird that. The trick is, Ducko, rearranging the bowl to make sure it doesn't look like there's a dent. So you've got to make sure. How much did you take? You would have taken so much. But my issue is because I'm a grot, this is no surprise to you, when I would have to pick

up the trolleys at the end of the meal, if there were leftovers, I'd also eat those. No, you wouldn't. From like the next day or like that night? No, no. I don't abide a cold chip. I have standards. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh no, my buttons have all broken. Oh no. Oh, I'm so sorry. Jess and Ducco. Babs, you can take a load off for this one, but boys I think you're really gonna need to, I don't know, hold on to your member here because this is gonna, you're gonna feel this next story. The Winnie. We're going to Thailand and we send our thoughts,

prayers and well wishes to Adiporn Bumakchay. I hope I pronounced that correctly. Adiporn, thank you. I want to get it correct because he deserves our respect, Ducko. Yeah. You'll see why. Yes, his weenie was involved. The Borksword. He has lifted the toilet seat and somehow... Yes. There is accompanying vision. Yes. Somehow he's missed an 11-foot python that was coiled in the bowl of his toilet.

There's a snake in my boots. He's whipped out his Johnson. I'd love a quick translation. What's Johnson in Thai? I'm not sure. How do you miss an 11 foot snake? It's huge. It looks like a big carpet python. It looks like if Shy Guy was to coil himself in a toilet. You're gonna see it. That's quarter of Shy Guy, quartering himself in the toilet. This is something you see like genuinely on the David Attenborough doco. Is that his rainforest style python? 11 foot, he's coiled in the bowl of his tooth.

Ugh. Atta Pawns pulled his Johnson out to take a whiz. The python. The drover, the penetrator. The python? Yeah. Clearly not happy of the thought of being weed on. Yeah.

Has launched! Oh no. Atta Atta Pawn. Oh. Right on the weenie, ducko. No, not Atta Pawn's weenie. The weenie. He bit it off.

Off? Well, like clean off. I don't know if pythons could do that. That's what the report is saying. The word's bitten off. Like shaft? Or like has he gotten down to the berries as well? Unfortunately, the information Babs has provided has just used the phrase bitten off,

but now I don't have any report on reattachment. Quickly, quickly. Can you reattach Johnson's? Babs I'm gonna need, look he appears to be alive, Ducco. This is the big thing. You can live without a pain, I'm pretty sure. Well he's suffering severe blood loss is where I, you know, we call into question the ability to survive, but this is crazy, Ducco. Yeah. If your Johnson had an 11 foot python attached to it. Because now I... First of all, the snake could be hard-bent in finding mine.

The weenie. But for Shy Guy, let's just keep this real, OK? You know? One of your best qualities, Duckhoe. Self-deprecating. Then people see me go, it's not actually that small. But could you have done... Morgan, quick, that's an opportunity to fill.

At a pawn with the python clamped down onto his Johnson, calls out for his wife. Obviously. I need assistance here. Struggles to free him from the grip of the 11 foot python. Before losing consciousness, Ducco, Adiporn thinks, what would be the best course of action he finds a rope Ties it around the snakes head and then ties the other end of that rope to the bathroom door What like it like he's by quite to prevent it from escaping. I don't know No, is it because he didn't want to say to run away with his doodle Maybe run away. The snake. No is it because he didn't want his snake to run away with his doodle? Maybe. So he can reattach it. Has it got it in its mouth? It's got it in its mouth. See I thought is he

thinking, you know like, this is a wild story. You know when you get bitten by a snake or a spider, emergency services like you to either take a photo or even better capture it so you can bring it in and go this is what got me, what antidote do I need for this particular thing? Maybe he thought if I can capture the snake, tie it to this door, when emergency services come they'll be like right that's a python, you've had this venom. This is what you need. This is the course of action. Ah you've got your humble penis. However, Adiporn's wife has clearly taken a pic so we probably didn't need to tie up the serpent. If it took off these Johnson the venom would be in that right? Isn't the snake poisoning itself if it's eating it?

I don't think of snake- it's like super glue not drying in its own tube, I don't think snakes can poison themselves from their own poison. The Johnson is tarnished. Babs, any updates on if you can reattach a peen? No. I can't find anything. I think you can, but it might- we call into question functionality. But Ducco, this is where I also want you to just proceed.

I'm just having a quick, can you reattach a penis? Yes, it is possible to reattach a penis in some cases, especially if the reattachment is performed quickly. Yeah. Okay. That's why I couldn't let this snake make off with his Johnson. Uh, do we have a language translation? How do I say Johnson in Thai?

I don't know how to say it, but I can give my laptop the say. The Winnie. Here we go. Oh, okay. You've actually got it. Johnson. One more time, one more time. It's very similar to that. This is Johnson in traditional Thai.

It's kind of just the same thing. The syllables are a bit more separated. It just sounds like us doing an accent. Which, you know what? The computer did it, not us. Authorities believe the 11 foot python entered the home swimming up through the pipes. That's my biggest fear. It can actually happen. It can happen. It can happen. I've seen it happen here with like frogs and

toads. Yep. That one bloke who said a crocodile came up. Yeah, that's the kind of area. I think he put it in the toilet. But a snake up there at the backside biting off. This guy might, I don't know how he didn't see this massive python. I don't know how maybe you know what it doesn't say this Not enough details in this article you found Babs. Yeah, maybe it was the middle of the night He thought I don't want to wake up me wife. I'm gonna keep the lights off. I'm just gonna sit down Sometimes sitting down is easier. No spillage, but maybe the snake was in the piping and then it No spillage. But maybe the snake was in the piping and then it noticed something in the water, a vibration in the water, so then it came out.

He wasn't already in the bowl. And then that photo was taken while he's... He's to bite a full thing though. Once again, he's got to have a massive... The weenie. And it's just going to be an unfortunate situation. The snake was eventually captured, placed in a secure bag. Oh, you're not going to like this boys.

Released back into the wild. No, that snake deserves the death sentence. That's the death sentence right there. The offender is out there. Oh he's gonna do it again. He's gonna strike again. The peen pythons. Did you get his peen back?

How is that? I don't know. Take it out with Bats, man. I've got no extra information. Okay Bats, we're gonna need a deep dive today, that's your day. No more Googling shapes. What I want, I want a chat with Adam. We might need a translator. Can I just get J day. No more Googling shapes. What I want. Get him on. I want to chat with Adam. I want to chat with Adam.

Yeah. You might need a translator. Can I just get Jogson one more time? Just so I, just so I really. One second. Yeah. Oh, sorry. Yeah. John-san. Okay. Got it.

Copy that. Proceed with caution, boys. Watch out everyone. Proceed with caution. That's the second cautionary warning we've given on this show already. Dooshing and going to the toilet. Tick-a-lap, tock-a-lap, tock-a-lap, Jess and Ducko in the morning.

Jess and Ducko's 10k alpha bugs on Hit Alpha Bugs. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer, cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We'll come back to you if there is time. We're playing for 10 our player is Brayden. Hello Brayden. How you going? Oh Brayden we couldn't be better we have the opportunity to give you $10,000. Are you ready to take it off us? I am ready. Yes. How do you normally go when you play along Brayden? Oh pretty good. we go and you play along Braden? Oh pretty good. Didn't sound like you were lying there or anything. Mind over matter. Pretty good. Mind over matter. What do you want to spend the cash on Braden?

On a new car. Oh excellent. What you got your eye on? Uh it's a Nissan. Yep. Just a Nissan. Yeah nice Nissan. Love that. I could see Braden driving a Nissan. One of the great logos, Nissan, the stars. Oh yeah. Is that the stars could see Braden driving a Nissan. One of the great logos Nissan, the stars. Oh, yeah Is that the stars? Nissan just says Nissan doesn't it? Does it just say Nissan? Subaru has. Oh my bad, I'm thinking of Subis. You're thinking of your Impreza. Right, yeah. Oh

Braden, let's get you a Nissan or a Subaru. Maybe you want to change your mind. You drove a Nissan. I did. So cool with the word Nissan in it. Righto, sorry Don. Let's Braiden. How good's this for you? Your letter's B. B for Braiden. Oh sweet. Come on.

Hell yeah. That's good. Giddy up, Braiden. Your time is going to start after the first question. You ready? Yep. Starting with the letter B, we need you to name a dog breed. Pass. A TV braid. A dog braid.

Pass. A TV show. Pass. A fashion brand. Santiago. A periodic element. Bootanium. A boy's name. Braiden.

A band. Backstreet Bandits. A breakfast food. Pass. An animal. Backstreet Bandits. A breakfast food. Um... Puff. An animal. Bear. A clothing item. Um... a beanie.

An instrument. Oh, Braden, one of the great rounds of Alphabox. I really like you. Sorry with the letter B. Braden, what? From the gates he got out. My name! Hey Brayden, uh, what was that band? I was nervous when we passed twice at the top, Duggo.

But he came back with an adventure. He got five in the end. He got five. Are you paying Backstreet Bandits? No I didn't. That would have mattered. Six. Backstreet Bandits, you were thinking Backstreet Boys. But I like them. Oh, yeah. For creativity, I'll give you a half. You got five and a half, Braden.

Oh, thank you so much for that. That is one of the great responses. I like that a lot. Braden is a prime example of never give up. Mate, he passed on dog breed, but then ripped out Balenciaga. And then he ripped out the chemical element. Whatever that was. Whatever you said. What element did you say?

Ah, Blutanium. Of course. Couldn't get that in Street Boys but we can get Blutanium and Balenciaga. Ah, Braden, I love you. Hey, look, you're probably... You're fantastic. Not going away with 10k but you are going away with 100l to spend online at Muck Hair. So you just bask in that glory. Well, thank you so much for that. You're welcome. Thanks for joining the show, Braden. Thank you.

Have you ever been on air before? No. You should join the show a lot more. We're gonna save your number, okay? Righto, thank you. We like you. Great energy. Wow, one of the greats.

God, that was fun. That was great. Something so big, Braden! Ha ha ha God, that was fun. That was great. Something so with me, Brayden! Never had that happen. That was so good. Ten years I've been playing this game. Adam Elliott, joining us after the guys Sebastian has made me. Brayden!

Brayden! Jess and Daco. Here at Breakfast with Jess and Daco, time for the great man. Boom, boom, boom, everybody say Adam Elliott. Oh, I think we all collectively went, oh, you walked in you slinged up brother how's that bicep how's the nerves? Like a bird with a clipped wing. You are you're a big bird with a clipped wing. Getting plenty of sympathy at the moment which is alright I'm only a week yesterday was the surgery so I'm happy to soak up the sympathy for maybe a

week or two. From your pregnant wife? I'm getting plenty from her, which is great, because I know the tables are gonna turn. Absolutely, she's over halfway now. We saw her last week in lieu of you being able to come in, she went, yeah, yeah, he can have seven days, but then let's focus back on the growing of the baby. Yeah, exactly, yeah.

So torn bicep, you're out pretty well for most of the season. Yeah, the surgeon said 16 weeks. Some people come back a bit sooner. So we're just gonna, once we get past the sling period, which is six weeks, we'll just see how it's going. Build the strength in it and obviously like any rehab, try and progress it as quickly as we can,

as safely as we can. And if that means I'm potentially back a bit sooner and can catch a few games at the end of the year, then that's obviously ideal. But for me, a realistic option is having to come to terms with probably being out for the rest of the season. Of all the injuries in your sporting career, where does torn biceps sit? Probably this one with the context of the season, the context of the year I'm having. It's been a bad year hasn't it?

It's been a bad year, 2020. This is probably, pain-wise after this surgery, this is probably the worst. I've had two season-ending injuries previously, so this is my third. I think anything that ends your season is pretty upsetting. Absolutely. You sort of just roll it into that one. I'm hoping this goes smoothly. I've spoken to plenty of boys, it's a pretty common injury, I've spoken to plenty

of boys that have done it. So I'm hoping the rehab goes smoothly but as for the surgery it's pretty sore. The first few days after it was pretty sore, a little bit of nerve pain and then obviously just the disappointment of yeah probably having to come to terms with maybe my season being finished up and I'm in a contract year at the moment as well so there's a little bit of stress there but that's alright that looks after itself I'm not too worried about that it's just more the disappointment of not being able to play. But look despite everything you've had this season you're still coming in smiling and positive mate that's why we love you. And smelling exceptional. You still smell

glorious. That's right people say you could be digging holes but Joe I actually reckon that's not a bad job. You like've got a good crew, you work outside. A bit of fresh air? Physical activity. Why not out in the sun? Lachlan Galvin. We're hearing his name. It's like the season of him, and I'm personally so sick of hearing about it. How do you guys finish? For Jess, like, if you don't know... I'm sorry, why do we what's what's his deal? He was a Tigers player and he played with Jerome Lui and the Tigers

They offered him mega money like the richest one of the richest Tigers players ever to get that he turned them down So he wants to go elsewhere. They all turned on him. They dropped him then they brought him back They started winning they lost again and he's now signed with the Bulldogs, which is Phil Gould your mate Gus Gould's team Oh, Matt Gussie. Bit flippity floppity from old Lucky. and also he's very young but it's like in an origin week the front page of every paper was about Lochland Galvan, it wasn't about state of origin. I've never seen anything like it. Yeah and like every TV and radio were talking about it as well because it was just such a bizarre deal. I mean that's why it's getting spoken about it, such a bizarre deal. So Ducco just said that he had the best offer offered from the Tigers he actually didn't because they said I don't

we don't want to see it they said we're gonna give you the best offer that we've ever offered before and they said well don't bother we're going elsewhere so that was the thing I really picked people's interest at the start job security in that game that money yeah and that being that young yeah for me his coach is Benji Marshall I'd love to play for Benji like he's you know, if I was a young half, I'd love to play for Benji. He's one of the best that's ever played. So that was, I suppose, the first part of it that everyone thought was so bizarre. And then now it's just rolled on for a month or so down the track.

And we see him sign at the Bulldogs. For amazing money? No, like not bad money. Don't get me wrong. But not like the best deal ever. I'm sure he's going to be well paid, but there's a lot of well paid people in that Bulldog side. For amazing money? No. Like, not bad money, don't get me wrong. But not like the best deal ever. I'm sure he's going to be well paid, but there's a lot of well paid people in that Bulldog side. So he'd be sharing some salary cap.

Yeah. But I think, yeah, the whole thing probably, which is good in a way, it's not about money. That's true. You know, so... He's prioritised other things, obviously. Yeah, but I think it's just been a bizarre move for everyone. And I'm hoping now that he's signed with the Bulldogs that it's sort of everyone can just go about their business. Let him play, let his actions

speak. There's gonna be a few funny moves there because the Bulldogs are sitting at the top of the table as well. Yeah. And he plays half-back or 5-8 which is one of the most influential players on the field. So they're gonna have to get rid of one of theirs that's going really well for him to fit in so Does he have a really high footy IQ? Oh look at her go Someone's watching NRL 360 And just pulled the headphones out of his laptop the other day and I just heard What's that bloke? Braith go something about footy IQ I went what is footy IQ?

That's why I got educated That's good Jess The thing you would like the most is he's got a Lloyd Christmas haircut He does He's got the straight fringe from. Yeah, my daughter has the ball cut Cut yeah, how's the luchia cut? Take us out of our then a real world yes, we got something else. Yeah. Yeah, I'll be honest when you said things are getting pointy You thought that was a second? You've done it for me big guy, take it away.

So, yeah, there's a swimmer in the UK. How dare you, he's a canoeist. He's a canoeist. Adam Rosentals. Adam Rosentals. Yep, that looks like him. And he's funding his training program through his OnlyFans. He obviously doesn't have a sponsor.

He's got to do it his own, self-funded. Apparently they pay 16,000 pound to cover your training per year. But then I've read one of his interviews and in that he says, it's not just the training, it's the food you have to eat, it's the travel you have to make. It's canoe upkeep. It's all these kinds of things.

Canoe upkeep. Obviously. You've got to service your canoe. You've got to service that canoe. If I need a new paddle. Yeah. Or is it I need a new paddle, they don't grow on trees. Is canoe one or is it, yeah kayaking's two? Kaya is the one, isn't it? Yeah, canoe is the big, the big, the thick boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I'm gonna go with you on that because I've got no idea. You thought he was a swimmer, man. The thing is though, they would make no money and if you have no sponsors, you've got no chance. So him doing early fence to fund his canoeing for his country is actually smart. What was he meant to do, go work at Alby. My first thoughts are on this and that's why I

read into it my first thoughts were well unlucky buddy you can't you can't do only fans have been Olympian because it is a traditionalist the PGA tour wouldn't let a golfer being only fans star and be a golfer at the same time. What are you saying? Bringing the code into disrepute? Bringing the code into disrepute and NRL player wouldn't be able to do only fans being an NRL player at the same time. What are you saying? Bringing the code into disrepute? Bringing the code into disrepute and an NRL player wouldn't be able to do it only if he's been an NRL player at the same time because of that. The same rules should have planted the canoeists. So whether it's legal, illegal or morally accepted

that's sort of where that's what I really wanted to look into. And I thought well too bad mate, he says in here his dream for his whole life has been to go to the Olympics. If it's been your dream your whole life you'll find another way to fund it. That's what I thought. We, as footy players, everyone knows,

everyone hears about the sacrifices you make, the parties you don't go to when you're 15, 16, 17 because you're training and all these, all the travel you have to do. No one talks about the financial stress on your parents or you as a young seller either though, because that's just part and parcel of it. And that's sort of where it's at with him at the moment but then I did read

His dad said he only posts things when he's when he's in Swimmers like he's not full new. Oh, and he said if you go watch him compete doesn't leave much to the imagination anyway Yeah, and all he's doing is posting that in a bit of a spicier Context in the canoe. That's made me rethink. Maybe some canoe freaks like Shaga out there would get turned on by that. Absolutely. Mate, a well-placed paddle. I'd write a subscription. So, you know, then I've... Hang on, so have you come on board? You've flipped it. I've done a U-turnie. For Kurt? Yeah, I've done a U-turnie for Kurt. We did get his name wrong. Kurt Adam. Yeah, we did. It's Kurt Adam. It's's sport. Anyway, we love you, Adam Kurt. Okay, so are we gonna see, is he even good canoeist?

Did you actually look, is he contender for the gold? He came second in the under 23s last year. So yeah, I did look into it just slightly. You went deep, you can tell you're injured. Yeah. Jess and Ducco. These words are my own. Word up.

I took the words right out of my mouth Wordy-okey Babs is in studio, Quizmaster. She's gonna throw a bunch of words and us we're gonna attempt to sing a song that has that word as part of its lyrics Ducco announced during Shaboosie just there. I've got a new tactic

as he dons a dressing gown. Yeah, I feel like... Interesting tactic. Yeah, I feel like... For a game about singing songs. Well, it's gonna throw you guys off because, don't know, I've got this massive white furry dressing gown. Yeah I feel like... Interesting to act in. Yeah I feel like... For a game about singing songs. Well, let's go throw you guys off, because I've got this massive white furry dressing gown. You look like a Macklemore. You already try and throw us off by thinking out loud before you get a song out. So the robe... Yeah, the robe is gonna do it.

Wirt, Wirt. Wirt, that's all I know from Macklemore. Thrift shop. I don't think that's Macklemore. That's... Yeah. Get up, get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. I don't think that's Macklemore. Yeah. Get up there! Get up! Get up! Get up! It is on. Alright, let's see if it pays off. Alright. I've got a wee too, so I'm in a bit of a rush. Let's get this game underway, shall we?

First word is... Dust. Another one bites the dust! And another one down, and another one down. Wait, Jess, I was trying to help you guys because we talked about Queen this week. Yeah well yeah Troy. What his most hated band, how's that helping? Well it's topical, is all of them on? I don't reckon I've copped as much hate as I did from when I said anything like that. Alright Jess is on the board. Okay. Second word is name. Say my name, say my name, when no one is around you say baby I love you.

It's just boring when she gets too good at it. Let's not be sore losers, let's just have some fun. Have you been practicing again? Genuinely no. Okay. Is this what happens? You know why? Because the week I practiced I didn't even get on the ball. You go back to practice.

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I love one repudl. Jeez. One of the biggies. So Ducko's not on the board yet. Got two points to Jess, one to Shaggy. Next word is? Yep. Plane. Oh, oh, oh, wanna catch you on a ride on a big jet plane.

Thank you Angus and Julius Stone. That wasn't really the words, but I'm gonna give it to you for enthusiasm. Big jet plane is the word, yeah? Yeah, yeah, you got that bit. I wanna take you for a ride on a big jet plane. Yeah, there you go. Good job.

We got there, we got there. Whatever. I was just excited. Ducko and Shia Ngoi. Now watch this come home hot. One of you needs to get here. The robe, here it comes. Here it comes, here it comes.

Hey, Shia Ngoi, look at my robe, look at my robe, look at my robe. Next word is stop. Stop right now, thank you very much. I need somebody with a human touch. Well done Jess, good job Jess. Well done Jess, looks like she's won again. Oh is that the game is it? Well you guys needed to get that one if you wanted to stay in and you didn't.

Oh well. that's okay. One of the more uneventful rounds. Well done Jess, good job, good effort. Jess and Ducco. Where'd you break down? Can you top this story? We got a call over the weekend, a crying call from one of our friends. You know Hannah.

Oh Hannah! Profusionist Hannah. Yes! I love Hannah. She corrected! Profusionist Hannah. Yes! Yeah, yeah. I love Hannah. She corrected my spelling once and I respect that. We don't know each other that well and I went, the fact that you were confident to do that? I want to say Hannah, you always call her my other wife, second wife.

Well no. It goes Morgan me Hannah. That's why the third's in there. But there's an Anna in there as well, you don't see her as much. You've got a hara. I've got a few wives. God, I've got gonna keep up. And I'm still in the desert. Keeping up with the Alan Duggins. No, I would say Hannah's not my wife. She's more another child. Like she's more, we take care of her. Oh, she's more like Flo than she is like Morgan. Totally. Because her and Morgan are like besties.

They're good friends. Really good friends. So I just assumed she's always... third wheel feels rude. Yeah, yeah. She's around. She's around. She's just there. But she is a bit, because didn't she like get you to check her new boyfriend? Yeah. Like vibe check the new partner. Yeah, and that lasted two seconds. Yeah. She's also single so like you know we like you know live through her whatever and ask stories and it's a tough world out there. It is. But she called us crying on the weekend, um, because she was- Because you're her parents and who's she gonna turn to? She was driving over the range to Armidale. Beautiful drive, scenic drive. However, she was doing it at about 9.30 at night. So it's obviously dark. It's cold.

She had her parents blind and deaf dog in the car. It's like, he's old. Oh, okay. So Hallie's in the back seat blinded deaf. She says she shredded her tire. Her tire shredded on the drive there on a rocky road. Has to pull over on the range. 9.30 at night. No one's around and the dog's in the back that can't see or hear anything. And she is petrified and has to change the car tire. Does she know how to do that? Yeah she can can do it. She's actually quite handy. She actually is quite handy. That's amazing.

It was the situation, I don't know if she had a good enough tire. You know, you get those smaller tires. That's right. Is it the run? Yeah, the space. I don't know if that thing could have handled the drive. And aren't they meant to just get you to a service station?

Yeah, they're meant to go 80 kilometers. You can't go above 80. And this thing is like- And not go far. And this thing is steep and you go over rocky roads and stuff. How far is she from home? She is still an hour and a half out from Armidale.

So she had to call her dad or dad to come, but she was waiting on the side of the road. She already called you. What are you talking about? Well, yeah. I drive three hours to get there and change her tire or her real daddy comes. Um, so anyway, she had to get it fixed, but she called us crying and she was so scared cause she'd broken in there and the dog was blind to death, so I added no help or assistance. That's not a guard dog situation. It's not a a guard dog situation. So I thought it'd be fun.

13, 10, 60 where'd you break down? Where'd you break down? It always happens in the worst moments, the most inconvenient moments. Touch wood I'm so lucky. Never done it? Never broken down. Been in a car that's broken down, but there were adults on site who could take care of it. Because you couldn't change the tyre.. That's where the bush wee happened. Because we're on the highway it was Angus's brother's car that broke down. Mercedes, packed up doing 110, he's had to pull over. Terrifying, you've got trucks flying past you. You can feel them go past. Terrifying stuff. I've had flat tyres before but like okay to change or whatever. To be fair I too have had flat tyres and Angus has got in the car going, this tyres flat, how long? I went, God it's

been driving funny for a week. I did it now. Driving on the rim, just constantly. Can you come with me today? I've got some check, check tyre pressure when convenient message coming up. Oh, that means they could be going down. I need you, I don't know what to do. Go to the servo and check your PSI, would you? Surely your car will just tell you on the screen.

I'll show you. Thank you so much. But good question. Yes, thank you. Thank you so much. But good question. Yes, thank you. Where'd you break down? What were the circumstances? Yeah, what happened?

Middle of the night with a blind and deaf dog. Not ideal, huh? Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. 13 10 60. We're talking, where'd you break down? It's not ideal. Yep.

And we don't mean like Babs at 3pm on a Tuesday just because you're sad. You don't mean Menti B. No Menti B. A lot of people have called Babs are these Menti B's like you or car related issues? No these are car related. This is a proper car? Yeah. Did you all used to drive the Beetle? That thing break down ever? Well me and Chagall were just talking about this, it never broke down. Geez that's sturdy. I've never broken down in the car. That's that German engineering, ducko. That is, isn't it? What about you, Shy Lord? Never broken down?

No one's ever broken down on the team. Wow. Never broken down. There you go. You're the same. Yeah, I've had a flat tyre before. Just flat tyre. But I've never had like a, oh, I'm on the side of the road, like, hood up.

I'm smoking coming out. Smoking, yeah. Never had that. Touch wood. Evie, good morning. Good morning. Babe, where have you broken down? So I broke down at the car lovers vacuum thing where you're vacuuming your car.

When I got my stepdad was in hysterics, he's like, I know what to do. You need to get a new battery. I'm telling him, I think my car keys kind of, kind of messed up and then gets me a new battery $400, doesn't work. He's like, nah, you're going to have to leave it there for the next morning. I just had a gut feeling that it was my car key. Went and got my other car key. It was my car key the whole time.

He was too much of a bloke to admit. $400. So did it just sit in the car cleaning place? Yeah, it just sat there and I was hysterical. I love that at the end of it you drive away, oh god I never actually cleaned my car. I've got to go back. I know. After all of that. It's funny. Nika, good morning. Good morning. Where have you broken down? Well it was back in 2020 and the first case of COVID came to Newcastle, if you remember, and I was ordered to go get tested.

So my housemate and I, we got into my car, we went to that testing place at the McDonald Jones stadium, if you remember. And the lines were hours, hours, like six hours long. It was about two or three hours in. Yeah, the car broke down and oh. And no one can help you because of COVID. So no one's going near you. Totally. People can't communicate.

So what do you do, Nega? Did you have to get out and push the car out of the way? What are you doing? Yeah, yeah. No one came to help and obviously, cause everyone was super scared. Yeah. Yeah, we had to push it out.

Luckily we were in a position to push it more to the side where there was no cars. Yeah, because some of those were like four lanes deep. What if you're in the middle? Yeah, no, that was our luck. Did you even get tested for COVID or you didn't even get tested? No, so we weren't allowed to walk through it. We were like, please, it's not a thing. We're desperate. So we had to walk all the way back home, get into my housemate's car and get back into the wine. Get back into the wine. What a ridiculous time that was. 2020 and 21 were the most crazy times. And isn't it funny, it wasn't that long ago, but it feels like another decade.

What a terrible three days. Everyone's probably looking at Nika too, like, she's broken down, she's got COVID. Yeah, she's spreading it. Her car's got COVID. Kim, on 13 10 60, where'd you break down? Well I ride a motorbike and ride with the Dioxxon bikes each year in Mardi Gras. In Mardi Gras morning on the way to the parade, we break down in the middle of the bridge in Sydney.

Oh no, people would have thought you were protesting or something, you know, when the climate activists shut down the bridge. Yes, you never get stuck in traffic. Yeah. So what's the protocol there Kim, what happened? Well I ended up pushing the bike over to, as far as I could, like to the side of the road to be able to continue across the bridge and get off, which was obviously a bus lane. I had buses pulling up yelling at me telling me to get off there

And I said if you're not helping then just drive away like hey man And Kim on the way to Mardi Gras I assume we had quite the outfit on the colors. Nipple tassels. Yeah We were ready for Mardi Gras We were good to go. Oh gosh. Oh wow. And Sonja, last one, 13, 10, 60, where did you break down? Morning.

Good morning. BWS car park, drive-thru. I mean, if you're going to break down anywhere, not bad, Sonja. That's it, my husband's happy place. That's right, get yourself a six pack and just settle in to the tow truck and go. Exactly. The Bottleshop drive throughs though, they do get busy. They do. And people get a little bit aggro coming through those things. So what happened there Simon? Did you get pushed out of the way or were you just like, well, now you're camping out? No. Lucky enough our mechanic was going in to get some beers and managed to get it going

on the spot. What a deal to that. Oh my god. This is like perfect 30 seconds 10 questions all starting with the same letter have to take your first answer cannot use the same answer like that your first answer cannot use the same answer like... BOOTANIAN! Twice. If you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We'll come back to you, of course, if there is time. They're the rules of engagement. Absolutely, with $10,000 on the line.

Lucky we've got someone who is ready to play. With a name like this, you're fast, I reckon. You don't muck around with a name like this, Duggo. You mean business! You mean business. You mean business. Rod, good morning. Good morning. Ooh, got dulcet tones too.

We often say, don't bother calling. If you're gonna give us some half-assed, oh, I hope so. I think I could win, I'm all right. Rod, when I ask you, are you ready to win $10,000? What do you say? Ready and raring. Let's go. Ready and raring. Rock it Rod baby.

Vroom vroom. What do you want to spend 10 grand on? So my wife is literally just going overseas for my birthday, which was a surprise. So this should help. Oh, sorry. She's not pulling a Babs' partner and going without you. No. No. Conveniently for my birthday she She wants to take you. No, conveniently for one birthday, she would like to take me. Oh, that's good. Wonderful.

Is it a special birthday this year, Rod? Unfortunately, turning 40. Oh, hey, 40. The big 40 though. The big 40. 40's the new 30, babe. Yeah, embrace it. Okay, let's get Rod overseas.

Hell yeah. And how good's this for you, Rod? Your letter's O. O for overseas. Perfect. That's a good O, man. Alright, I got a good vibe. It's the second letter of the word Rod. Ooh.

Feels good. Okay, alright. Come on, serious. Put your pants on, let's go. Your time will start after the first question. Rod! Starting with the letter O. We need you to name a shape. Oval.

Something blue. Octopus. A drink. Orange juice. Something you wear. Overalls. A verb. Over.

A beauty brand. A breakfast food. A city. Ottawa. You're a good player. You're a good player. You could tell. You could tell. You got yourself seven.

No made up words at all. There was no legit answers. There was no butanium. Now I presume an octopus can go blue. That has blue octopuses. What's the king blue ring octopus? I've definitely seen them go blue in some clips. We'd have to really look at that but I'm going to give it to you. I'm sure I've seen David Attenborough goborough. I usually fast forward through the octopus parts, but there's probably a blue one. Look, a beauty brand is one of the tougher questions

we've had. Olay, Olaplex, Opie. Might surprise you, I don't wear a lot of beauty brands. No, that's tough. I bet you if you open your wife's part of the medicine cabinet, you might see something. Olay. Olay, it's been around for a long time.

Look, Rod, you got yourself seven. Everything you answered, you got correct. You don't get the money, but you do get $100 to spend online and muck hair. So look, your partner's probably getting a present out of you for your birthday. Thank you so much. You're very welcome, Rod.

Happy 40th. Thank you. You're welcome. Jeez, another great player. Two good players today. Couldn't execute. Couldn't execute. Try again tomorrow?

We will, we shall. Same time. And up next, D't execute. Try again tomorrow? We will. We shall. Same time. And up next, Ducko. Regrets. Parenting regrets. A friend of mine said regretting teaching her two-year-old something.

Oh. Word to the wise on this one. Do it after Alex Warren. Jess and Ducko. Alex Warren. It is ordinary here at Breakfast Jess and Ducko. We're not ordinary. we're above ordinary. We're extraordinary.

Some days we are ordinary, but today not one of those days. We're just like anyone else. We have our off days. Absolutely, but even our off days, I'd argue, pretty good. Like a tap, very consistent when you turn us on. Consistent. Sometimes when we're filling the bath up, it turns like the water's brown. I'm like, why every now and then? Oh, it comes out brown. Comes out brown brown I think something to do with the tank and the sediment and oh no and this and that and we have to run it for a really long

time oh that sucks how lucky are we to just have that your husband because he's the bath expert he's not the one who um he's just like polluting the baths and it's like a bit of a leftover brown and he's like oh what's this no it's I've seen it coming out of time okay good leftover brown and he's like, Oh, what's this? No, it's, I've seen it coming out of tap. Not just once he's in. Oh, it's happening again. No, no. It keeps flaming with cheer.

Coming out of tap. I'm like, don't put the kid in that. But I freak out cause I drink tap water. And I was like, what's the difference between this tap and the kitchen tap? I've been drinking tap water all day. Yeah. Freaks me out. It is weird.

So when you go to someone's house and they're like, can I have some water? And you get it from the tap and they judge you. And it's like, what do you want me to do? I don't, I don't store water in the fridge. Do you know what? We bought one of those Brita filters when we were struggling to fall pregnant. The naturopath went, no, no tap water. Go get yourself a filter.

I said, okay. That thing we've gone through three, they break and leak. I went, you don't see the light of day. No one's touching you. How are you splitting? So temperamental. So temperamental. We've got a fridge that can get water out of it, but you've see the light of day. No one's touching you. How are you splitting? So temperamental. So temperamental. We've got a fridge that can get water out of it, but you've got to fill it up.

Oh, that's the ultimate. It's not connected to anything. So you've got to fill it up. Oh, it's not plumbed in. So we never fill it up. That's still tap water. What's the point of that? It's still tap water.

People still come over and they're like, oh, it's all that works. But is it chilled? It's chilled. It's very cold. But like, you've got to fill out so much admin to fill it up. That is admin. It just makes me look rich when I'm not. So it's my goal. You can literally get a pipe to plummet in? I get that. You're asking me. Some you can, some you can't. I went to my

friend's house the other day and she's got one of those fridges you knock on it. The window so you can see it. The smart fridge. I've always wanted one of those but I don't know why. She's like, I know when we're out of source. I went, well, that's unbelievable feature. It has lists on it and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. She says, Hey LG, you're, they're like five grand. I just can't justify that on a fridge.

Her partner is a, well, he's a former chef. So they take their food very seriously. The project's very seriously. I could keep talking about fridges all day. Me too. What kind of fridge you got? 13, 10, 60. What are you running? Are you still running? I had a

mate who was running with a little bar fridge for him and his partner for the entire time. Don't even bro, your fridge was tiny. You only just upgraded. Yeah that's true. And you know what? Days before Flo was born, you went, let's grow up. For me, I thought the fridge was giant and everyone came over was like, why do you have a tiny fridge? I know, fridges shouldn't come up to nipples. Yeah it was an old one for me but the freezer was at the top. No no you just wanted to feel like a big giant. I did. All the appliances in my house are tiny so I can just feel big. And you can reach the top shelf. Why do you have a one slice toaster? Because it's tiny and I'm man. Why's your microwave only fit baby stuff in it?

You've got one of those easy bake ovens? You're like the children. What are these tiny cupcakes you made? I made them in my tiny oven. My Betty Crocker. Anyway. Can we do fridge chat? I would love to keep doing fridge chat.

What's the best part of your fridge? Yeah, what fridge are you running with? Angus and I, you know we're in the, you know we're in the throes of a Renault. Yeah. Well I say that. The planning, the Renault will start in a couple of months. You must be anxious about that. I was thinking about that the other day. Nothing's fun about a Renault. Yeah. Well, I say that the planning, the Renault will start in a couple of months. You must be anxious about that. I was thinking about that the other day.

Nothing's fun about a Renault. I'm so anxious. I go, we're very lucky. Don't get me wrong. Yeah. Yeah. My in-laws have an apartment. They have said you can live there because God, one, I'm not living through a Renault,

not with a toddler and a dog. Yeah. Let alone me. I'm home most of the day. I don't want to be, not like my mum cooking three course meals for the tradies who come to her house. I'm not doing that. You should though.

I should. They do a great job for my mum. They probably would do it for us too, but they have said, you can live in our apartment. Thank you very much. You're saving us now having to rent or Airbnb. Absolutely. It's a two bedroom apartment that they often go to. Obviously it's their place.

Yeah. With the baby and the dog. How do you make that work in an apartment? This is the thing of renovating, right? Either live in it or cop the... Absolutely. I just don't think we can live through it. What fridge are they running there?

That's a great question. Because you want to check that out. But what I'm saying is the fridge I want Is a very, you know, unlike me wanting something impractical purely for aesthetics. What? The smeg. Oh yeah. Which is kind of brown. Smeg is a rip off of a brown. It is. I know. Smeg, I hate smeg. You can go to Kmart and get a toaster and a kettle that looks like smeg and they work just as good if not better and they're like 20 bucks. Not to get smeg offside. But my smeg toaster, it's the worst appliance in the house. They're so bad.

They're the worst appliance. It cooks one side of the bread. Does that mean mine's fault here? How have they got a monopoly on the rich iconic aesthetic brand? You know why? Because they're gorgeous. Honestly, my Kmart toaster is a four-stacker and she looks good. Is that the baby blue? Yeah.

That's nice. And the kettle. The fridge is rounded. Instead of just being a big silver box, my house, you should see the wallpaper we've chosen for the Renault. It's all quirky and whimsical and patent. Of course. And what? The fridge is going to be some big silver spaceship. I want a quirky, whimsical fridge. Of course. Smeg. Hey, do a red one. I want a red fridge. Oh, geez. You know who's got a fridge. Bec. G'day Bec. G'day, how you going? Yeah, Bec, what's your take on fridges? What are you running? Take on fridge, I've got a Samsung French door fridge and yeah, mine's not plumbed either,

you gotta fill it up just to get the water but hey, it looks bougie, so why not? Bougie, Bec. And people come over and go, oh, that's fancy and then it doesn't work because it's never been filled up. Bec, can you educate me please? What does French door fridge mean?

Double. French, oh double, at the top. And take, your freezer at the bottom is a drawer. A drawer? Oh yeah, she's doing, hey Bec, someone's doing all right. Okay. No! Oh!

She's got a little bunny on the fridge. She loves it. Does your fridge do ice? No. Just water. You need to work a bit harder, bro. 13, 10, 60. Not sure what we're up to. Fridges. Well, I'm doing a Renault. Fridge recommendation. What fridge are you running?

Anti-smeg. What's your best appliance? Let's just jump in the kitchen together. I love that. And we'll just see where it goes. Jess and Ducco. I won't lie to you, I love that. And we'll just see where it goes. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. I won't lie to you. I don't remember how we got here. We're talking fridges and appliances at home on 13 10 60.

We were talking about what good fridges are and bad fridges and you, you got it. You got to, you want the smeg, but I said smeg sucks. I do want the smeg because they are aesthetic as all hell. We are doing a Renault kitchen will be a big part of that. You know, it brings the family together, the kitchen, but the fridge gathering around will be a big part of that. Yeah. You know, it brings the family together, the kitchen, but the fridge gathering around it can say a lot about you. Yeah.

You know, it's a bit of a status symbol. Remember growing up, your friend would have the, with the ice and the water and you go, oh damn, you're doing well. So I shared that our fridge, which is new because I had a tiny fridge, we had to get a new one for the baby. Our fridge has a water thing in it, but you got to fill it up yourself. It's not connected to plumbing and it never works. It never works. And you are just drinking tap water, which again, we're so lucky in

this country. How good is this country? We're so lucky that we can drink the tap water. Thank you, Carlos. But you having to, what, take a jug to and from the sink to the fridge. It's not worth it. Just drink lukewarm tap water. We go to Mel, who has a warning about plum fridges. Educate us, Mel. Good morning. Good morning.

What's your take? Yeah, so just jumping onto fridge chat. Yes. So great until you have toddlers who know how to use the water dispenser, and then you just constantly live in a puddle. Oh, they're just running the water because it's a bit of fun, bit of water play, Mel.

I mean there's a lot there too, but I mean, they're crafty. They can work that out, yeah. They get a bit of hide on them. See you later. Once, Mel, you're the fridge water expert now, once the fridges get a bit older they leak. Yeah, and the ones that aren't plumbed in, I don't know about the plumb ones too much either, but mould. Oh yeah, if it's just constantly damp. Yeah, that's a good one. Oh Mal, this is all great to take on board.

Never get one. Let's go to Kirsty, hello. Hello. Hey, Kirsty. Look, we were talking about fridges, but I happened to mention my toaster is a piece of poo, and you've got a hot take. So I just wanted to make a comment that your toaster's not broken. I went through the same situation and I actually complained to Smeg twice.

It's only cooking on one side, Kirsty. Yeah, so it has a bagel setting. Sorry, just want to stop everyone. It is 8.31 on a Thursday, this is what we've become. Take it away! Take take away, Kirsty. Kirsty, are you telling me I've accidentally turned my toaster on bagel setting and I don't even know how? Yes.

Do you rate the Smeg, Kirsty? No, I mean, it's aesthetically pleasing. Isn't it, Kirsty? Yeah. Aesthetics over everything. It's a status symbol. Hang on, there's no button on the toaster that says bagel. Nah.

What? Just Google it. I mean, Smeg sent me free two toasters until I worked it out. I hope it's that. Well, can I have one? If I like a plane. Just, ah. Thank you, Kirsty.

Thank you. God, I would say no. These are invaluable pieces of advice. We've got a Ricky. Ricky, you want to tell us about what fridge you have? Morning, mate. Morning. What are you running with? I'm running with a Haye. Haye, yeah.

Actually, that's mine as well, Ricky. The quad door. Hey, yeah. Hang on, quad, your fridge has four doors. Why does your fridge need four doors? Now you want to do it? Hey Ricky can I get a hey yeah? Hey yeah! Hey Ricky is your fridge running?

Ricky is your fridge running? Hey yeah! Hey Babs is your fridge running? Yes! You better go catch it! Hey yeah! Hey Babs, is your fridge running? Yes. You better go and catch it! Come on! Come on! Oh, sorry about that Ricky.

Was that all you wanted to tell us? Do you have anything else you wanted to get out? Yeah, I'm in the same boat as you, Ducker. I've got the, uh, filled up yourself. We must have the same fridge. God, you're a good guy. You guys should start a podcast. No, that's not.

Two boys in a fridge. Hey yeah! And we won episode! Hey yeah! Hey yeah! Hey yeah! Kara, hello. Hello, how you going? fridge. Hey, yeah. Are we one episode? Hey, yeah. Hey, yeah. Hey, yeah. Kara, hello. Hello.

How are you going? Yeah, good. All right. We've had an endorsement for a hey, yeah. Hey, yeah. But you want to talk about your fridge? Oh, it's my partner's fridge. I just have your standalone fridge at my house, but he has one that's plumbed in

for water and ice and it's an absolute game changer. Oh my God. It's plumbed in and it's making ice. What's the brand, Kara? I don't actually know the brand. Well, well good day, Kara. But it's beautiful, big, silver one. Hey, hey!

Rihanna! Rihanna! Wee-wee! Hello! You're bragging about something here, Rihanna. Yeah, so I've just did renovations and you can't beat the Samsung family hub. Samsung family hub. It's got a TV on the fridge.

What? It's got a TV on it. Like you can do all apps. You can do everything. I watch YouTube while I'm cooking. Oh, that is helpful. It doesn't have to be plumbed in at all. And it's got the water.

You just fill up the water in the fridge and you connect it and it fills up the ice in the freezer. So Brianna, you get your TikTok up. You watch one of these chefs do, you know. You can watch anything. And then, cause you know how you and I always talk about, oh, watching the recipes on social media, but you got to pause it, you got to watch it 300 times. If it's on the TV. Rihanna, how much of this thing?

No, if it's on the screen, you can do anything, like go onto Facebook, anything. How much does it set you back, if you don't mind me asking? Um, I think when I first got it, I think it was about four and a half. Yeah, they're not cheap. Hot damn. But I've looked at mine and they're only like, they can go for 2,600 now. Well. 2,600.

We need to get, you know what, we need to give away a fridge on this show. But I've never ever had a drama with it. Never ever. Mate, plumbed in, making ice. You can watch TV and apps and all that jazz. Is this one of the fridges as well, Rhianna? You can say, hey fridge, add milk to shopping list. Oh, that is cool. Oh my god.

That is cool. I mean considering Jess, you don't know how to use cruise controller. I don't reckon you should get that fridge. Well we've just found the one fridge that might be better than the Hayah. Hayah! Jess and Ducco. We're running a bit behind today, team. But I've had a lot of fun. I'm having lols.

And I've been educated. Yeah. Doing a reno, so obviously looking at new appliances for the kitchen mainly. Yep. You batted up the hey-yah. Yeah. And a lot of support for the hey-yah. Hey-yah! A lot of people DMing. People saying that, but I hope people follow me then tell me they've also got a hey-yah fridge. So you've never dealt with them before. They haven't followed you previously but the hey-yah fridge has got them on board. Yep, why not? I'm gonna go home and take a photo of it today. Well, Georgia is one of those people, Ducko. She DMed us. Yeah, why not? I'm gonna go home and take a photo of it today. Well, Georgia is one of those people duck oh, she DM'd us

Yeah, I have the same fridge duck ohs talking about and occasionally I'll fill the water compartment with with a bottle of wine I've heard of this feel extra fancy pouring a glass of wine from the door. It makes it all sticky in there though You got a really clean that thing after cuz I was gonna do with cordial or something like that Oh, that'd be a bit of fun. Well what I was gonna do, I was gonna do it with red wine and tell everyone because I'm a Eucharistic minister, here's the blood of Christ. And it comes from, the blood of Christ pours from my fridge. Did you want a glass of water? Yes I would. Oh drat I've done it again, turned water into wine. That's what I should have done. That's what you should have done.

Biblical gear. Oopsie, happens all the time. Better get it from the tap. Blessings upon you my son. Hey up next, Jess to you I say. You and a airhole. Me? Yes. Rude. Because of the conversation you brought up in my household yesterday. First I got you in trouble with your mum because you're not planning a 40th anniversary party for your parents. And what now with your woman? Yes, do it next. Jess and Ducco. You've just levelled a huge claim at me. I'm an airhole. You an airhole? Let me, sorry let me. Yeah get BJ to say it I'm an a-hole. You're an a-hole. Let me, sorry, let me.

Yeah, get BJ to say it. You're an a-hole. Rude. And then you also- Botanian. A botanian. So yesterday, this time in the show, you told us a conversation you had with Angus for no reason, and you put me on the spot and it really, it just, it hurt some momentum yesterday where you said, what's my worst quality? And stupidly, I should have said nothing.

You should have said, I plead the fifth like my smart husband did. But you went silent on me. I freaked out. I wanted to hear as someone who, you'd be in my top five people who know me the best. Just wanted to get your hot take before I shared what my husband had said.

Granted, I was looking for a particular answer from him to see if it matched my own. We did land on interrupting is not a great trait of mine. I'd argue I'm just inquisitive and I care about your stories and your detail. You then rutted off about six things. You went- Is the rebuttal to why I'm the way I am? You went- you really had a little therapy session.

Asking a lot of questions was the- questions was what I was trying to say. Babs actually articulated. You had to hold the quoting. Babs actually drilled that one. She was pretty quick on that. Really fast. So we thought, let's go home and I'll ask Morgan mine. Yeah.

And then I can see if it, because I said, oh, I think I know what she'll say about mine. And I go home, I go, hey, what's my worst quality? And she's like, why do you want to know? I was like, well, just ask Dengus, we've done the show. Now I want to know what you think mine is because I think I know what it is. And she's like, oh, well, I kind of stepped up. And she goes, what do you think it is?

I go, well, I know that I can take things personally or I can be hypersensitive or I can overthink things. Thinking like, here we go. And she goes, oh, no, I mean, yeah, forgot about that. Yeah, you do do all that. No, your worst quality is actually the fact that you can't sit still and you always want to do things. And I was like, well, that's an excellent quality.

So you're saying my worst quality is my best quality. See, now this- So now we're going to do a debate about how is a bad quality and a good quality. And then I was like, let's circle back though. So do you don't- Who's justifying now? This is me with the inquisitive interrupting. You don't think I'm that or I am that, okay?

Because- You have come on this program, onto the big stick and said you're happy to diagnose yourself with a bit of ADHD. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have a lot of energy. You like to keep moving. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're a bit of a fitness for Danic. Let's keep the body moving. Let's keep it active. Where as she's saying, just relax sometimes. Yeah, just chill out. Like sometimes when you get injured and you keep going and just stop moving. So she ticked off all the ones you identified in yourself. Yeah, well I ran, I should never have... What did she say? You take things personally. I should never have left it, like I should never have started with that. Yeah, all I said, I can take things personally.

See this is exactly what I did to you yesterday. Just see where their brain goes. Don't feed them anything. I know, I, I, I, doesn't that sum up just not chilling? I just fed her, I just kept going and going and going like a dog in circles. Absolutely. If she had agreed with those things though, would that have struck harder? Is it better she gave you another thing? No, because like we've had conversations, like she's got her flaws as well, which I, she said, what's mine? Okay, let's not go both.

No, no, no. And I said, I said, oh, I think yours is this, this and this. And she goes, oh yeah, no, yeah, that is me. I do do that. Bit of self-reflection. But then she thought hers was something else again. Oh, okay. We're now just doing tit for tat.

No, it's not that, it's this. That's what I'm saying, you started this. Hey man. There's no good combo. You guys have been together for a very long time. If we can't keep surprising each other, relationships get stale. So true. So pardon me for trying to keep a bit of interest. A good little Wednesday Harvo argument.

Jess and Ducco. You missed any of the show, make sure you grab it. Oh listen, I'll never get your podcasts. If you're doing a kitchen reno or just in the market for a new fridge, some great recommendations and wonderful things to think about. Good fridge chat on air today. Catch it on the podcast. Solid fridge chat. It-hmm. It didn't intend to do a fridge chat, but then we did. No. You know what actually one we forgot? The one where it's integrated into the cupboards. Oh, yeah.

My mum has that. I think that was really cool. That does look cool. Oh, see, I don't like that. Looks flush. Like, why hide that you've got a fridge? It's okay to have a fridge. I like it though.

I would have thought that'd be in your wheelhouse. Yeah, no, it's too... What are those in Big America? Sub-Zero, I think the brand is. They're big in like, Jay-Z and Kim Kardashian. That's the fridge they run. Is that the fridge to the stars? The world sees that, your fridge to the stars. Sub-Zero, I think the brand is.

Jeez, that thing would be like $20,000. Talk amongst yourselves. How much does a billionaire's fridge cost? And what is it doing that just a standard? Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's funny. Oh, that's funny. Fridges, they're funny because they all do the same thing, but some are so much more

expensive than others. And then you get someone who says, hang on, my fridge has a screen and I can watch YouTube or TV while I'm cooking. Then you go, oh, maybe there are advancements in fridges. Do you want to guess how much this fridge costs? A sub zero. Is it more than 40k? Less than 40k.

Okay. Oh, 28.k. Oh 28 lower. Oh 25 lower. Oh 15 higher 20 22 Gases each no Nearly bit warmer. You should have said warmer and colder That would be more fridge like 22k for a fridge is ridiculous amounts of money, isn't it? That's a car. It's not even, it's only a 500 litre one. And what does the Sub Zero do that's worth $22,000?

I'm not seeing a feature that an LG can't do. So it doesn't have the TV built on it? Nope. Oh my god. Stainless steel. Can I talk to it, say hey fridge, add butter to my shopping list? It can probably survive the zombie apocalypse. For a $22,000 fridge that has to cook the meal. You know what I mean?

Absolutely. That's gotta whisk the eggs and then put it in the frying pan. I want everything done in that. Yeah. Makes ice automatically. That's all it does? That's some of the other ones. That's a highlighted feature.

Welcome to the 21st century, fridge. I'm not even kidding. So I didn't grow up with one of those fridges that does the water or the ice. But when we were living with the in-laws for a bit, their fridge does. And the first time I heard just the dropping down of the ice, I was like, what the hell? Something's in the house, something's in the kitchen, is it an animal that's broken in? Were you pressing down your cup while you were thinking? No, no, it's just the fridge while it makes it. It's obviously created the cube and it dispenses it internally into that catchment area. Oh my god, it really tripped me out. It's a cool invention. They always seem to break though. That component? Yeah, they

always seem to, like the mold thing's an interesting one. I know, perpetual dampness, that's not good anywhere, let alone in the kitchen. Hey, exciting news for tomorrow though, because it's a Friday show ahead of a long weekend team. That's right, and I love a Monday as a public holiday. I feel like it just sets a better tone. Is it Chuck's birthday? Mummy. Is that why we're doing it? That's a great question. I think it's the King's birthday on the weekend. Oh hello. Chuckie Chuck? I'm pretty sure it is. Anyway. It's not his actual birthday but I think it's the day we commemorate it. Because every state celebrates it differently. How are you celebrating Chuck's birthday? I am,

we're going to, Flo's going to her first festival on Sunday. Toast to Chuck at the festie. Yeah, a little outdoor- A winter festival! Starts at midday, ends at 5, Pete Murray's playing, obviously. This is designed for parents, obviously. Yeah, family friendly. Beautiful.

Got a little headphones for her. Ear health, very important. Yes. You don't want her getting your worst trait. No, my deafness. I'm trying to listen to things. How's the bed volume been today? Mate, spot on. I've left it the same. Spot on. I'm not going to critique you because Morgan,

I know you identified. No, that's wonderful. I look forward to you toasting Chuck in that way. Yeah, big show tomorrow. And Shy Guy's doing his rap horn. Yeah. That's right for our last Friday's live ticket conversation maybe yeah anytime he wants you're gonna do that the air horn live yeah or over the ads or over the song you just don't know anywhere six and don't tell us what you do it just don't tell us all I won't put on the log yeah our job yeah yeah well okay great I will know. Yeah. Well, okay, great. And then I'll have to remember when to do it. Babson, you're privy to this top secret.

We can't say. We tell you now, then there's no point in listening. Obviously, it's what we're saying. Don't tell us. Babs, no one tell us. Okay. Okay. Top secret.

We're out of here. We're back tomorrow. We'll see you then. Bye-bye. Bye. Hey, Ricky, can I get a hey-ya? Hey-ya. Hey, okay, I want a hey-yah? Hey yah. Hey yah. Okay, I want to do one.

Hey Ricky, hey Ricky, is your fridge running? Hey yah. Hey yah. Jess and Ducko. That was the Jess and Ducko podcast. Macca's new Tennessee barbecue range, now touring for a limited time.