Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Having wide calves is ok alright ladies!

Episode Date: December 15, 2025

Ducko goes through his top sound effects of the year, Jess gets challenged for the table captain and we ask what do you suck at!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The new macho range is here at the cafe. Jess and Douggo. This is the Jess and Douggo podcast. Podcast, fuck yeah. Recall to power. Reliving the day yet. Podcast, fuck yeah. Just keep it tight and right, Ducko, I've got to go.

Yeah, where are you off to? Are you? Yeah. What are you doing? I need to change my undies. Oh, yeah. Is it feeling a bit icky? A little.

Oh, you can start to feel it. I don't know if it's in my head or I'm just, or I'm feeling it down south. I'm in, yeah. I can't relate, so I have no clue. Well, you can. Yeah. You had a... Someone else's urine.

Your was foreign. Mine is my own. Fluid on you. Yeah. Where it shouldn't be. Fluid. In the wrong place. There's a phone topic.

Mine was, yeah, our boss, our GM Mike's urine, we think, allegedly, on me, aren't you shy guys' pants? Can we also dig down on that? So you accused Mike of being the one, we accused Mike of being the one to go pee-pee on the floor, which then got on your shorts, which then you pulled. up and made you very uncomfortable. Mike very quickly was like, I'll get the mop, I'll clean it up. We thought only the perpetrator would then clean it up.

He then miraculously disappeared. You're right. He went away a week early. He just goes, hey guys, that was my last day, see you next year. He is one of the nicest, friendliest dudes we know. He would have walked around, made sure he shook your hand in particular because you're leaving. He would have come around, give us a pat on the back. He would have given Babs a candy cane.

We got none of that After the accusation Just babes though No one else No no Here you go Little girl Take this candy cane

Little girl Can I have a pay rise Shh Take this candy cane I spend your pay rise On the candy cane Others don't get the candy cane You're right

A shy guy get no candy cane You're right though Jess But after the accusation Ducco We got the all-star email Hi it's Mike here Clocking out for the year Whiching you are safe

Fest gypsies Yeah Interesting Because I did see him go to our, you know, tech team and say, delete all video footage from that day. Wow. I just thought that's not weird.

The case just stacks up. And he knows, because you're finishing up in three days. Yeah. The story will probably die with that. Yeah, probably die with me. There will be no investigation. However, can I pin this blood on my skirt on him also? He was, he was, spray rumors about me too in the office. It's P-boy. Call him P-boy. That's right. That's right. Yeah.

When really, he's a PGM. I was like, you've really. He's already taken boy. And he's a boy. PGM. He's the old PGM. No, you're a dad also.

Yeah, I'm a dad. I don't know. What separates you and Mike? Both men and you're both dads. I mean, you've got so much in common. I don't know how else to go. About 40 years. Aw.

I'm joking. How old is he? That's the thing you are. We're accusing our GM of pissing on the floor. He won't give you a $10 pay rise, but you're happy to defend him. Yeah. Well, yeah. She's still holding out for the pay rise.

Yeah. You've got to keep going. Gotta keep finding the good fire. Gotta keep sucking up, Babbs. I love my workplace. Why are you southern again? Because that's her core. It's a nervous.

Hey, I'm actually going out to your neck of the wood. Say going out to the farm. Why? Hey, me too. You're going to drop my car off and get it new kind of yada. He's mates in Maitland. Yeah. You go to your area.

I'm going to drive a sticked car anymore. You won't know yourself. How are you going to know which car is yours in a parking lot? Well, it'd still be blue. I see a lot of, you know, it was funny, though. I see a lot of blue Everest. There are a few, aren't there? Genuinely, and I always think it's you.

When I go to raise a hand, that's not him. There's actually a lot in that beautiful colour. There is a lot. It must be very popular. I drove past one the other day in the same. We looked at each other. Did you do the salute? Yes, it's great.

It was like the gold eut. The goal is more rare, but when I found someone else, the salute. See, someone I don't care for has recently just bought a mini, now it's tainted my mini. Oh, do I buy that? Oh, I don't know. I presume that was just like his car's going.

Their car's getting fixed. Oh, I presume, because who the fuck would buy that? Well, he's tiny one. Yeah. I just assumed he was gone through some sort of midlife crisis. Oh, wow. It just doesn't fit the driver. Like, you, yes.

I couldn't agree more. They didn't fit the drive. That's why I'm wigged out. I go, can you not? But you reckon maybe it's just a transition car. Yeah. Oh, I hope so. His car's getting fixed.

It's really upsetting me. When I saw him get into it, I went, are you joking? I did see that too. Is it still there? I haven't seen it. They live for us and come way up with us. That's funny. That's funny.

Yeah, so it's really tainted. Yeah. I did notice that the other day. And I had a lull. Yeah, I didn't. I had a lull. Do you think our cars match us? Your used to do you?

Your beetle was more of a match. Sometimes when I, no, it's a coner. When I drive it, I'm like, what am I doing in this? Yeah, no, you're a beetle girl. Yeah. You're a little, hey bitch. You're as the Swift. Suzuki Swift.

Get in, bitch. No, no swift. Niss and Micra. It's Barbara, bitch. I actually do miss my Beatle a little bit. I bet you do. It's still in the family, isn't it? Yeah.

What does that mean? Yeah. No. Oh, your granddad bought it. Yeah. It's still it. How was Grandpa Brian? Yeah.

They're good now. Yeah, after the scary. After the scary tires. Yeah. Now, they're all back at home. All your houses was fine? Yes, it was funny because they literally was holding a line around like all the houses. It's pretty scary.

Very, very close. But, yeah, they're all good now. Thank goodness. Yeah, I think so. It's just, yeah. Smoky, apparently. Yeah, yeah, nice. What if that affects resale?

There was a fire around there once, you know what I mean? Well, I mean, anywhere around that area, all those areas, I don't mean to be a bit of consideration if you're moving to them, I guess. Yeah, it's all very bushyer. I'd assume that people would be buying it knowing. You'd be thinking about it, exactly. Because it's pretty common around it. It's like a flood zone, you know, flood zone has their nose. Exactly, exactly.

Well, there you go. We've gone from accusing our GM of pissing on my pants to real estate chat. Yeah, yeah. Fire chat, real estate chat. Anyway, can I go now? Yeah, you've got to go change your skirt in your undies. It's pooling. Oh, right now.

When I wake a wake up, wake up. When you wake up, it's Jess and Taco. Stop what you're doing and listen. You know I got the shit that you like. There's only one show to wake up for you. I'm not that easy to tang. Jess. Your ass.

Fan. Full force. Yo, I'm got to explain. Ducco. I've got someone in this is office as urine on my pants. Got him going insane. Yeah, chagina. That's changolinna.

It's changolin. I am so thirst. Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. Fuck yeah, talk it. This is Jess and Taco. Yes, it is right on 6 o'clock team. Welcome to a Tuesday morning.

Good morning. We're here. We are here. We're together. Yes. Ooh. A big couple of days for a. our nation, for Bondi.

We are here. We are seeing so many of those wonderful stories of heroism and bravery and that's what we're focusing on. Yeah, yeah. And so obviously, yes, it was a bit of an abnormal show. Absolutely, it was. Cover it a lot and give it the respect it deserves. It was a horribly traumatic event

for everyone involved and it's great to see so many people donating blood and doing so many great things. Those cues at the Lifeblood Centre in Sydney, but around the country. It's awesome. Wasn't that amazing. People banding together. But today, We will still cover on it. We've got some jernos.

Our boy Jackie Hans down there, Sillipondy, just to get the latest. And keep you updated throughout the news. However, we are going to do what we know how to do and entertain. Have fun. Absolutely. We want to bring some light. Yes.

In these very dark times. Yes. Hanukkah celebrations, Christmas around the corner, Ducco, your final week. Fantastic. Your best yet. What was that from? Fantastic. Fantastic Four movie.

I never saw it. Yeah, I love it. That's a good one. I got four shows to go, baby. Four shows until the end. Yes. The series finale of the Jess and Ducko program. I know.

How are you feeling? Oh, I just want to have some good times, you know? Amen. To be honest with you, so busy. Amen. My God. Not just with social events, because I know you've had back to back to back. But logistically.

You're basically wrapping up your life here. Yesterday, packing all my clothing bags. Today, we've got to do the laundry in the bathroom. Oh, my God. We've got to sort of car stuff out. You don't feel sicker with yourself until you have to do something like that and think, why have I accumulated so much? So much stuff.

So much stuff. For shit. I was guining the back fence yesterday. Just like little things like that, you know. Yeah. So it's been busy. And as you know, I was, I did the today show on the weekend. I worked last week.

you know, has been a busy couple of weeks. Absolutely. So I should have some fun, you know. Oh my God, well, that's what we will do. Good. That's what we will do. Big show to come. Huge show to come.

And we should cover it as well, Shagai. Jess still has her lady car car shirt on. I know. Can we, have we washed it? Okay. Yeah? Unfortunately, yes. Oh, thank Christ.

Because. No, it is unfortunate because I wanted to say again. Roland Brown. Well, I'm green. Oh, yeah. Brannish. We're in shades of kind of dull, grey-y-green. Yeah.

I say unfortunately, because I wanted to imbibe the energy from that first show. Yep. But at her show on Saturday, we all got rained on. Yeah. Rain on me, says Gaga and Ariana. Please tell me she sang that song when it was raining. She did. That's actually, well, unfortunately, no, that was obviously in the set list to play last.

It was like the final, final song. Stop raining by then. So whilst it's raining, we're going pivoted Gaga. Come on. But this thing's an event, so I understand it was to the letter. Probably not to the letter was the technical malfunction. We had another water gate. I don't know if it was the rain that shut down her power.

Shy guy spilled a water bottle somewhere. Shy guy spilt the water backstage. I was not at the gig. And then one of her dancers, I think he might be like the lead dancer. He's an Aussie bloke, slipped off the stage. Oh, geez. I did see that. And he fully went flying off the stage.

So, unfortunately, the combination of dampness and Jay Farch rocking out. Combo of sweat. Did you get any one? Shy guy bought me one. What? That's my secret Santa present. It just ruined the Secret Santa. No secret to it.

I haven't paid for it yet. This was like my surprise farewell all over. So technically, it was a surprise for Morgan. So technically, yes, I got another shirt, but shy guy bought it. So is it at the same one? You get two the same. No, no. He has to give it to me.

You don't get it. Oh, sorry, we're keeping some. Of course. How dare we? I do have some sense of a delayed gratification. Is your husband saying to go, hey, we're going to wear a new shirt? No. Okay.

He has embraced this new side of my personality. A little monster. And so has my two-year-old ducco. She now asks, put on Lady Gaga. Yes, Queen, yes. But all she wants to hear is Abricadabra. So we've been playing that on repeat. On non-stop.

I'm actually annoyed the Spotify Rapt has already come out because I could totally skew mine now. And it would be top zero-zero-one people. Yeah, Garga. He's backing it up. So, yeah, no, I'm sitting with it. Well, I guess it's going to see out the year. I'm glad you've washed it, though. That is a relief for all of us in this room. Yeah, it needed it.

It was a bit damp and musty. Yeah, yeah. Speaking of damp and musty, morning, Babs. Morning. Oh, hesitant. Come on, I was having a bit of fun. That wasn't a bad segue. Yeah, four days to go.

Babs, are you pumped? Yeah, well, I mean, you know. Well, what was he meant to say? I shower. She just smelled her armpit. No, you're not damp and musty. You live in a damp and musty house. What two adjectives would you use to describe yourself?

Oh yeah, that's good. Fun and? Funny. Oh, no, no. Nope. I'm going to try, do you want to say, try that in your own again? Speaking of fun and funny, Babs! Here I am.

Give us some gear. Do something. Oh, just let me go. Fun and funny. Hey, let's go back to Dampard Musty. Big show team. We do have our bucks for 10K, of course. That call of fame price is $1,000 this week.

That's right. We're going to have a look back. Yep. Some of our VIPs, I mean, every Call of Fame winner obviously tickled us that week. Yep. But across the year, who is risen to the top? Coffee. It's Call of Fame a year.

Coffee. Coffee, baby. C-O-F-Y. Yeah, coffee. It took me a second. Coffee, call of Fame, yeah. I haven't finished me protein. Check my brain's not quite.

I'm working. Anyway, we got that too. Yes, $1,000 up for grabs. We've got Babbers' blog on today. We're going to hear some more fun things. Absolutely we are. Including up next. Oh, well, damp and musty.

Take it away. Well, fun and funny. What are you got for us next? Got to come in and talk about Lady Viagra. Don't say come in. And she's so excited. She's so fun. Jess and Ducko.

What do you got, Boyle? Viagra's gone pink. So it was the little blue pill. It is. Now it's a little pink cream. It's a cream. It's a cream. It's a cream.

It's a pink. Because blue pill is what men use for Viagra. Yes. So now they've invented a cream for women. Oh. But how would that work? Because the man obviously needs to get, you know, excited. Yep.

Hence why that would work. Is it about libido? Yes. So you apply it downstairs, and essentially it's meant to make you amped up, apparently. Get your fired up. Yeah. Get your fired up, yes. It takes 10 to 15 minutes to absorb and work.

See, this is me not having highlighted the sheet myself. Yeah. Would you say, Babs, it's fair for ladies. A lot of it's a mental game. You know, it's one thing for a physical reaction, but head's got to be right. There's some research that's come out in lieu of this, and it indicates over 40% of women. actually experience some form of sexual dysfunction.

Okay, physically. Yes, physically, yeah. I did know. That was a thing. Yeah. I mean, I understand the head's going to be in the game. You've got to want it. What's it called?

Yeah. It's like... F-S-I-A-D. Yeah. Is that what you're talking about? Maybe. I have heard some women share this. Yeah, it's known as a female sexual interest arousal disorder.

Yes. And it can arise through hormonal changes, pregnancy, menopause, stress, medication, diabetes. A bunch of... A bunch of things. A big lunch. So they're trying to kind of, yeah, help these people, obviously. With an actual cream.

So now it's like if you and me are an old couple and I can't get it up and then you can't get ready, it's like you take your cream, I'll take my pill, we'll meet in half an hour. Absolutely. Oh, well, it's about 15 minutes for us. Yeah. What about for dudes? I don't know.

I've actually never tried a blue pill. Honestly, I'll tell you if I had. Yeah. It's on my bucket list. You're the classic, put your body on the line. Yeah, yeah. But I would also try, like, I had a mate who had some. and he had a subscription to them for a while back.

And I was like, I really want to try one. He needed it. He needed it because he'd come out of a breakup and he was having real head noise when he was gay with new people. The head is one of the biggest sexual organs. We can talk about downstairs all you like. But if your head's not in the game, forget about it. You know, you think about too many things.

Absolutely. It never affects shy guy. Can the little blue pill counteract not feeling? I'd presume so. You know what I mean? Like your body will still do the child. The way he worded it to then, to me is that like a touch of the sheets on you It's just like, oh, wow. Which, you don't want that, do you?

No, but that's why I laugh. That's the thing about, you know, whereas for the ladies, I guess, it's just, you know, you don't get that. 10 to 15 minutes. Yeah. There you go apply me cream. Did you literally, you said it's pink cream? Is it a pink cream?

I don't think so. I'm pretty sure it's why. It's just gone pink as in like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I get you, I don't know if you were saying literally. I was trying to be funny. Oh, right. That's an attitude to use, funny and funny. You know what I think we should add that she's too clever for us.

Like her wit. She's too high brow. Dumb heads Sure Case and points Big dumb brains This is exciting How much would it set us back

Does it have a price on it? Doesn't have a price on it yet Do you need a prescription? I think you do yes Okay Can I just get it over the counter We can you guys sort of Absolutely

Yeah yeah What would you say I'm two in my head I'm two in my head I'm two in my head I want the pink cream I'd bring in Babs's sheep I've got a child

And I haven't taken off My Lady Gaga shirt in a month They're like Oh here you go say no more I keep trying to chance to my husband. Apricadabra. Roma mama.

Feel the beat under your feet. The floor's on fire. It's not a turn on for him, Ducco. It's only three. He also needs some blue pills. Jess and Ducco. Chat G.PT, we think it's released a thing where you can ask

it for your yearly wrapped. You can basically type in. Spotify wrapped, Grindratt, Pornhub wrapped. Now chat GPT wrapped. So if you have it on your own, you can type in, give you my yearly wrapped. I don't know how accurate it can be.

However, diesel data and it's a big robot brain, isn't it? Yeah, but I, I mean, you can turn your history off it. You can turn its memory off? To have no trace. Yeah. Shaga, you done that for yours? For a few questions.

You can just leave off the whole time. Did you go incognito-mage? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, yeah, you can do it on the top, right. Or you, oh, you want it to remember you for something. No, I don't want it to remember something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, funny you say that, because I actually got all your chat GPT accounts.

I message them. Oh, and I managed to get. Jackus. I managed to get. your chat GPT years in review. Oh, yeah, I won't. Oh, yeah. Who are you on to start with?

Here we go. Do you have time to do shy guys? It's pretty good. Shy guy doesn't have his own thoughts anymore. It's all chat GPT. So we've got this in two categories. Most commonly searched things and most commonly ask questions. Oh, okay.

So we're going to start with Barbara. Let's go with Barbara. Babs. Yeah. Babs' most commonly searched things. Gingham. No surprises there. Obviously.

Who's doing the latest? Next one. Sabrina Carpenter's hair, is it real? She just keeps asking it? And then there was a lot of Sabrina Carpenter hair and then hair and then her last one in most commonly searched things is what to do to get thick her hair. What is Sabrina Carpenter doing to get her thick hair?

It's not real. Yeah, and that's the issue. Babs can't afford all Sabrina's hair to be sewn to her hair. No, she can't. Stop looking at Arby. You're upsetting yourself. What do you do? Most commonly ask questions for Babs.

Is crying every after? are normal. What was the response to that, Bab? Chat GBT-G-T said, yeah, sure, that's totally fine. So whatever you need to do, sweetie. It does. It does, yeah, yeah. It does, yeah, yeah.

It's your friend. Unless you tell it to not. Oh, you have to specify. Yeah. So, Babs' other commonly asked question. How to tell your housemates they are messy in a polite way? Was the, um... Have I hit the nail on the head there?

Has chat GPT hit the nail? Was the advice, was the advice go on the radio and... Usually, oh, actually, the advice was you just kind of make it a joke and then they realize you're being serious. Oh, if you've done it's 15 times. You're like, oh, you didn't want to clean up today, eh? There you go. Too busy to tidy up, eh?

I'm fun and funny. And her last one was, why would my fish eat another fish? She was clearly thinking about that a lot. She's being eaten up by the guilt. Yeah. As we move into the realm of the shy lord. Oh, yeah, this will be a big one. Most commonly searched things, extra large undies.

On sale, because it's tight ass. Obviously. This is only buying 40% off. Everyone knows that. This one is Porn Hub in brackets. It's for work. Yes. That was another big one.

Chad, JPD, don't judge me. It's for work. And then sexy RoboVax. You've been looking up those. We know you had this weird relationship with yours. And then it broke and then I gave it back to the shop. Yeah. And he's been struggling to make a decision ever since.

He has been. No one has seemed good enough for him. None of them are. But his most commonly asked questions. Is it normal for my appendage to brush my knee? Okay. Extra long shorts. I was trying to be subtle there.

I thought Appendage would do it. The next one, I flooded my work studio. What do you mean you were trying to be subtle? Chat-G-T-P-T-P-T, sorry. He's the next one. I flooded my work studio and pretended I didn't. Am I a bad person? Yes.

What was the response? That's who you turned his memory off. Yeah, that's when I went incognito. Yeah. His last one, how can I find jeans that look good that aren't too skinny but fit my long legs? Oh. Yeah. It's a tough one for you.

It really is. The hunt continues. Skinny looks like Tavid on me. Yeah. And skinny jeans are out. And we got Jess's. Most commonly searched things. This was a late ad-in, but Lady Gaga was up there for yours.

You know, it's my new personality. Yes, it is. Gym exercises that help me get a booty. As a work, what do you think, that? Yes, it's popping. And the Purple Wiggle. You've searched a lot of the Purple Wiggle, you know? You've got to specify, though.

That was what my learning. The original Purple Wiggle Locky. No, you want the new one. No, that's a new one. No. No. He's been searching for him. So ladies, take my advice, type in new purple wiggles.

Oh, Jeff. No, that's OG. And then you've also typed a new purple wiggled topless. Yeah, yeah, wow. So, you know, you've got to help a sister out. But you've got to go deep for that because all the wholesome wiggle stuff, he's got that friggin skivion. Yeah.

So you really got to find the TikTok. Most commonly ask questions, though, for you, Jess. How to get rid of my B.O. for my colleagues. I've never cared about that. So come on. Am I actually Italian? I've got to do that swab, man. I know, the ancestry I've got to do that swab.

And your last one, please help me find a good song for Friday Bangers to help me actually win. And have you noticed? Never been able to achieve that. So ChatGPDT sucks. It has not helped you there. It sucks. I know. It knows because I've talked so badly about it since its invention.

So there you go, guys. There's your nice year ChatGPT in review. It's all wrapped up. It's all wrapped up. Be careful what you Google. I know. No, what your GPT? What your GPT?

Yes and daco 641 Tuesday morning Of course the devastating terrorist attack In Bondi over Sunday We covered a lot yesterday It was a very sad day One of the darkest days I think this country has ever seen

15 people we know killed More than 40 injured It was the father and son Duo that took out this terrorist attack Which is just, you know There's no words for it No absolutely not It has absolutely ripped a hole

In the Australian Jewish community I'm celebrating the first day of Hanukkah at Bondi. But I would say arguably as a whole nation, we are grieving with the Jewish community. We are being urged to wrap our arms around. Look, not just them, but one another. Because this has no place in Australia. We know that we declare that loudly.

But someone who we were touching base with multiple times yesterday, who very kindly has carved out some more time for us today. Good friend of the show from the Today Show, Jack Hahn. Good morning, Jack. Yeah, good morning to you, guys. How you going, mate? Big couple of days for you as well. You've been there the whole time doing a fantastic job, but what's the latest?

Yeah, good morning, Sue. Look, this is perhaps the hardest part of these tragedies when you get to this stage about 48 hours afterwards because that's horrific hearing about the numbers, you know, 15 lives lost, more than 40 people injured. But this is now the stage where numbers become names, names like little Matilda, that 10-year-old girl who had an amazing smile, who is the youngest victim in this terror attack. and the age range is right up into the 80s as well.

So this is perhaps the moment where, you know, the community really needs to rally around each other the most because this is now where people here in Bondi hear about perhaps a friend, perhaps their neighbour, perhaps someone they went to school with losing their life in the attack. Absolutely. And as we touched on yesterday, Jack, the ripple effect of the people who witnessed things,

the people who know people who were taking cover, the aid that was being received, the stories now of fathers lying over children, of strangers protecting. I read one story of a stranger trying to shield a pregnant woman. He didn't know behind a car. And so stories like that in the aftermath of those. Randoms holding IV drips for patients. Oh, my God. It's unbelievable.

When we look to some of the heroes and the glimmers of light that we do want to focus on, I saw that Premier Chris Mins was able to visit Ahmed al-Armed, that man, father of two, who was able to disarm one of the gunmen. Do we have an update on him? I'm happy to tell you that hero this morning is listed as being in stable condition and doctors say that he'll make a full recovery which is some news we can hold on to this morning

and you know this has reverberated around the world the horrific images of what was taking place in the terror attack but take comfort in knowing that what has also gone around the world and perhaps gone around the world quicker and is being focused on more is the actions of that hero everywhere in the United States

in the United Kingdom. I mean, the US President even spoke about him. So this morning, globally, attention still on Bondi Beach, but attention really on that Australian spirit, that heroic spirit to put your life online and try and wrestle a gun off an assailant like that man did. Oh, absolutely incredible. And so, Jack, what are the next few days look like, I suppose, for Bondi?

It's still a crime scene. It's still taped off, but I'm seeing a lot of people go there and place flowers and pay their respects. Can people go there now? How's it all sort of playing out? So down at the pavilion, there is a designated area for floral tributes, and we've seen many of that. But the police operation itself continues. We are learning more about those suspects, and that's to come out to light.

In the next couple of days, there's more than 300 officers on it. And now there's this operation underway to a very visible operation, particularly here in Sydney, to send that message to the community that they are safe. And that's also another important step in the healing process. So, you know, people know that they are safe and they can begin to try and recover from the traumatic things they've seen. Absolutely. It was so heartwarming, Jack. I'm sure you saw the footage as well of the cues around the country at the lifeblood centres.

Wasn't that amazing? Yeah, 100%. And that's a message coming in from authorities this morning. You don't have to be in Sydney to be donating blood. You could be anywhere up or down the New South Wales coast or anywhere in the state. If you can roll up your sleeves, if you're registered, just try. try and help out because the blood supplies are running a little bit low, given that a lot of people have had emergency surgery. So just getting those levels back up. And we've just seen people

take time off work, take time off whatever they were doing, donating time of their day to help out. And it's something we can do that really, really helps the health system out. Yeah, make sure you keep doing it. Before you go, Jack, as well, I've seen a lot of people wanting Albao to tighten up the gun laws, particularly, well, around the country, I suppose. Any more word? Has he said anything about that? Yeah, certainly has. They're definitely looking into it, given that this was the biggest mass shooting we have seen since Port Arthur. You know, similar questions are being asked today as were asked back in the late 90s. Some tightening up of rules about how often checks are done, about only Australian citizens having it, having access to gun licences. So that's certainly

a debate that will continue on over the next coming days as people look for answers during this time. Yeah. Well, Jack, I'm from the today show, mate. Thank you so much for joining us yesterday and today, mate. You're doing a great job and be kind to yourself out there as well because there's a lot going on. Yeah, thanks, guys. Take care. Thanks, Jack. I should say as well, lifeline, if you're struggling, 13, 11, 14, kids helpline as well, 1-800-5-1-800.

And, you know, there's a lot out there on social media and there's a lot on the news feeds. And these days, you can get saturated with this stuff. So, you know, try and be kind to yourself. Absolutely. You need to switch off. And however that might look, please make sure, as you said to Jack, we do it to each other as well. You're looking after one another. And we will endeavour to keep, bring your smile to your face.

Absolutely. Yeah, we've got plenty coming up on the show, and Alphabox is back, so we're going to be playing that in under about 15 minutes of time. Jess and Ducko. Corner Finn. Corner of Fame. Call on the Fame.

Win the Press. The quarter of the week from across the weeks, Ducko. Yeah. So how many weeks? We're not on 52 weeks of the year, obviously. We're not animals. I think it's genuine. We're at about 20.

Oh, it's going to give us way more credit than credit. It's like 40... 42? Yes. Might be 42 or 44. Let's say we have about between 40 and 42 of these winners. Absolutely. And these are the people who have stood out.

And if we're honest with you, we are still talking about last year's call the fame of the year. Auntie Licky. Aren't he licky. Yeah, they won the $1,000 cash. That's right. So these are the people who have risen to the top, the Crem della Crem. Yeah, we're going to go through one a day each day. We'll do one for yesterday because obviously we didn't do it, so we're going to have two today.

Yeah. And then the winner is going to get the best. that $1,000 cash holder. On Friday, exactly. So having a look, coming in, I guess with no medal, but with a solid place in our hearts. Always.

Going back to late June. Yeah. We met a fella called Reese. Reesie. After we asked the question, which I'd have to say, one of our great questions. Always.

What'd you choke on? What'd you choke on? Sweet Babs told us a story about choking on a rosemary twig. At home by herself. Why it ended up in her mouth. We still are unsure six months later. Yep.

But thank God she brought us that story, Ducko, because then we got Rees. And our brains, pals, got together around, what can we do with this? Watch a Choke on. I love it. Write it down. Don't forget it.

One of Shy Guys, Grace. Let's not overthink it. Let's just do what you choke on. And we got Rees, and then Reese told us this. Long story short, choked on some curry sausages. So, Reese, you choked on the curry sausage. How did you save yourself?

Did you have to heme lick? Well, you see, I was on Facebook and with my She didn't believe me at the time. She thought I was putting it on, and then I, yeah, I fully started choking. Sorry, was she your ex while you were FaceTiming or she was your partner at the time? She was my partner. I was going to say that's a weird conversation. You're talking to your ex, talking about custody of the dog.

Yeah, what we do. Did you hymick yourself, Reese? Or how'd you get it out? I coughed and coughed and coughed like I was a 40-year-old smoker. Yeah, yeah, and came up. I dislodged it. Jeez. Can you look at a curried sausage the same, Reese?

Oh, absolutely. Curried sausage has got brought up on this show. A lot. So much. I would argue too much. Yeah. But Reese, honorable mention to you. It was the whole setup, too, because we'd been talking about curried sausages.

Babs and I love curried sausage. You guys don't like it. Then Reese comes on. He choked on the curate sausage, shy guy. Not a fair. Not a fan. I can't imagine he is. No, no.

He doesn't like his dinner being slopped into a bag and then microwaved at home. Yeah, be of a bag or a box, whatever you need. Chuck in the microwave. Good to go. So is Reese getting the JD merch pack? Is he getting some exclusive stuff? I think so. Yeah, we're set of some stuff.

Fridge Magnet, Gizbit, and, you know, hey. Rice cooker print. We've only got a set amount of Gizabeth's left. And on the last show this week on Friday, we're going to give out the very last J.D. Gisbit. Talk about an NFT. Oh, yeah. Talk about a one of a kind.

It's going to be fantastic. I think there was about 100 made, but that'll be the last one. Reese, you got a bunch of stuff coming. Thank you for being involved in the show. Yep. It's very fun. We'll look back at number four in the next hour or so. Right now, though, Alpha Bucks, 13, 10, 16.

Are you on 10K? We'll play next. Jess and Ducco's 10K Alpha Bucks on hit. 30 seconds, 10 questions, all started with the same letter. I have to take your first answer. Cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, say pass. We come back, of course, if there is time.

Now, we are playing for $10,000. Our player today is Nick. Hello, Nick. Hello, how are we? Nick, for a Tuesday with the opportunity to give you $10,000, I mean, where else would we rather be? Hey, let's do it. Let's do it. What do you want to spend the money on?

Look, I just said probably a trip for the family and fix a few things around the house. How does that sound? What are we here to fix? What's on the fixing top priority list? Oh, well, we've just got a bit of work to do around the pool area and stuff like that. A new kitchen, but that 10 grand probably won't cut that one. I think we've got to do pool. Just in time for summer.

Go on a little holiday and then we can look at the kitchen. Maybe for your holiday, Nick, you'd like to look at Oslo. Orlo? Maybe Ottawa. Yeah. I mean, these are all international. Oh. Oh, my God, I'm an idiot.

Orange. Obviously, we'll go to orange. Because you're going to work with the letter O. Okay? Okay. You're ready to rock? Let's do it. Your time will start after the first question.

Starting with the letter O, we need you to name. A clothing item. Pass. A hobby. Or origami. A musical. Passed. A sunglasses brand.

What is it? A lunchbox snack You're there, Nick Nick, you're still there? Oh, I think I want to lost it. Nick, you there? Are you pretending you're not there? Is this excellent?

Hold on. I'll take her off and put her on again. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I don't... Nick, you there? Well, you got one! Made origami. I don't know what's happened to her phone line there, Babs. You can try and check.

Oh, no, did her cheek mute us? She might have muted us. Look, she wasn't heading for a victory. I'll tell you that much for free. No, you could hear the disappointment in a clothing item. I thought with the Oakley, I was like, she's really taking her time on sunglasses brand. She's really going for it.

It's like, I will not move on. People do forget about the timer. They do. That's a good tactic from her, though. Just don't say anything and pretend you're gone. This is like me in the year eight sports race pretending I'd rolled my ankle. She's pulled a hammy then. Because if everyone then feels sorry for it.

for you instead of like, oh, loser. They go, oh, no. No, Nick, Bab, says she's not there. Yeah, nice commitment to the bit, Nick. Well done, Nick. Nice commitment to the bid. You're not going to orange. A clothing item, onesy, a musical, Oliver, sunglasses, brand, Oakley, a lunchbox, snack,

oval tini's oranges. I don't even know if you're going to get the limited edition, Jess and Ducko merch pack. Do you know what's funny, Ducco? Yeah. I don't think she deserves it. No. We go on again. I think you've got to go down swinging.

Yeah. Oh, I agree. You can't do a million year eight. I don't do that anymore. I learned. Yeah, you've got to get over it. You've got to come last sometimes. We even had that guy who accidentally hung up on us in our bucks, and then we'd call him back.

We had the guy who passed on a month for F. But he still continued till the buzzer sounded. It ain't over till the fat lady sings. Absolutely. Nick, sorry. Sorry about it. No merch pack for you. These jizz bits are in short supplies.

They are. I'm not just going to give it to anyone willy-nilly. No. Not a chance. You've got to finish the game at a bare minimum. Anyway, we'll play again at 8. Hey, up next, it's my top sound effects of the year. Oh, I looked back.

I get to wrap up the year with the best sound effects of 2025. That's not one. A late nomination for how often we had to play that to satisfy the youth, because where people pleases. What have you got here, Ducko? Have you got like number of times things have been played? Yeah, yeah. Well, because I have all the buttons and I press the buttons

over here, it means that when I leave, the buttons leave with me. Nothing beats a jet to you on the day. So I thought all that will be wiped clean. Yeah, it'll be all wiped clean. It's like leaving. This is probably a bit late in the morning to have made the analogy I was going to make. No, here we go.

Here we go. It's like leaving your toy behind for your partner's new partner. Do you know what I mean? It's weird. That's all right. Mate, you wash it. That's what soap's for. Who's washing them?

Oh, yuck. She sits there in her lady Gaga shirt 10 days in a row. I watched this. It got damn. These are the top stand effects. Now, a fair few oral mentions. Honourable mentions to Jess getting excited. Ah, yeah.

That gets an oral mention. I wish you did that a year ago. Can you leave? No, no. That died. All these die with me. No, that's the shy guy. Get that off the server.

Honourable mention to one of our callers. But did you die? Who did an accent on the air when we told her to do it. We didn't realize what it was going to be. But did you die? Oopsie. Ororemenion. I loved her.

And this unhinged caller. Had like a little lump. Bonnie's peony, and I'm going, oh, you'll be right. You've just been bitten by something, you know, la, la, la. I'm pretty sure that was a grandma talking about a grandson. Yeah. That's fantastic. Oh, Babs doing accents.

Happy St. Patrick's Day. That was a great one. Oh, we could spend another six minutes. I'm just babs doing stuff. Oh, couldn't we just? Oh, my God. We don't have the time. Her southern.

Oh. What about an honorable mention to the falling cow in India? Oh, there it is. From such a height. From such a height. And before we get to the top five, one of our favourites? The train two. Sorry, that's not top five.

Wait until you see the top five most played buttons. This was also one of our favorites. The salmon. So versatile. And the therapy tent as we go into there. However. My God, you are blowing my mind if these have not made the podium. Top five most played.

Coming in at number five. Short people walking. This got a huge run. Or are they running. Or they actually running. Scampering away. Or scampering, yeah. One of our favorites.

And don't just say, you recorded yourself. That's me. That's me in the house. I got Morgan to record me. I'm like, Ray, time me, time me. I'm going to go put the bins out. Quick, time me.

Coming in at number four. You need links and gurs. What's his name? The coach? I don't know. That's not the coach. I think of it's a different coach. Oh, is that not the coach?

No. How about that? Do you, baby? Are they two different blocs? Yeah, two different blokes. You need links and gurs. Even at this late stage of the game, I'm learning. Coming in number three.

It was a the pub! That got a huge run. We took that Grab International where my husband, in front of the Vatican, recreated that in real time. I saw that video. Absolutely. Pope Leo, that was in honour of him. Number two, one of our favourite calls of all time.

Gutanian. Brayden and Bhutanium. Hang on. I've asked to get Brayden back on. Yeah, we do need to get Braden back on. Did you find him back on? Braden. Braden.

No, but we can. Yep, that was the task for companions. Yeah, we did us last week. But the number one... We need him to say farewell to Ducko. Yeah, we do. And I want to... Where am I?

What am I doing? I'm going to play the alpha box? You're like, you guys have been taking the piss out of me for a year. Sorry, Braden. It was funny. The number one most played button on my buttons this year. Coming in at number one. Shiger on a Tuesday night.

Oh! Oh! Oh, yes! Yes! I think we played it in full before. No. I don't think we have. Unlike the ghost who did get it to full play.

That's the most played button this year. That's your hockey's rap. That's what... As we say in the biz. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Hey, it's Babs, and this is my blog. Commence Operation Superstar for Ratsplay.

with you, I don't know if we get a blog today after she had to do an early story for us. Yeah. About the developments in ladies libido. Yeah. But how lucky are we? Oh, sorry, I'll tell you. Oh, that's my, that's on me. Sorry. So the last vlog of you. Jeez, my bad. Sorry, Bats.

I see how it is. I'll take my exit. No, no, he will on Friday. Yeah, I'll believe it. It's on me. Yeah, yeah. Well, guys, I'm here to end some stigma. Oh, here we go. Say it with confidence. It's okay to have wide calves ladies

To have dad calves It's okay To have bicycle cars Yeah well I wish you weren't wearing jeans today I haven't you had my legs Don't look at them Okay it's okay to have wide calves

But not okay to have hairy calves That's cars a middle age man with dream of And it's honestly it's really impacted me My whole life I remember months ago it must have been winter time You said I cannot find a boot Well that is where this story is heading These boots are made for walking.

I had a good day the other day because after two years, I finally fit into a pair of boots. I got these legs in. It was success. Were they custom boots? Did you have to get to bets or something? Did you go to a tradie store or something? No, I got them all measured out and they had to build them for me.

Are we talking like knee high boots? Like knee high boots? Yeah, so knee high boots are in at the moment. Why are you buying knee high boots? We're on the cusp of summer. I want to look hot. I'm wearing like a skirt and boots. Oh, well, what did you teach us the other day?

Micro skirts are in, so maybe to just cover a little bit up to feel a bit more like, okay, I'm not going to have my whole leg exposed. A high boot. Yes. Is your calf toned? Like, is it defined? I can't think of your calf anymore. It's really weird.

It's just not proportional to my body. Right. Okay. You know, a nice toned calf, never heard anybody. When God made this one, he broke the mold on the calves. Stuck her. Oh, too big. Give that one.

Big calves. So I made muffins yesterday, and you know when you leave them in the oven too long, they spill over the top. Yeah, yeah. That's her car. Surprise. No boobs. Big golf.

He got the algorithm wrong. He put too much in the carve pot. This is very niche. I don't really shy I'll get, but it's like when you create a character on a PlayStation game and you can, like, enhance their weight and stuff. I just went to calves and they just went max. Yeah. Draw that slide all right.

Slide it all the way up. This is something you've been dealing with your whole. line. Yes, yeah. But now that you wanted to buy boots. I used to go to the shops and cry because my legs wouldn't fit in these boots. Oh my God.

How do you go getting pants up though? Oh, that's a struggle too. It's a struggle. Stockings, God forbid you have to put a stocking on? No, but boots has been a big one and I just happened to go with my mum the other day and I warned her. huge bitch. You're not making this better. So you know what they had to do?

They had to get like those jacks you put in and then you slowly widen, widen, widen, and you went, it's stretched. And you got it up. I did. Is it a zipper? No, it's just like a pull-on-line. Oh, my God. I was shocked. Why are you going to be wearing in?

Yeah, I want to see them. Oh. Can you wear them tomorrow? But you should break them in before the festival, right? Well, that's what I'm thinking. So maybe I went to work tomorrow. Doug goes desperate to see. I want to see these.

I want to see these. Massive boots. You know what you should do? You should wear that lady in his massive boots. You should wear your whole outfit just to test it in. I love that. Micro skirt, high boot. I'm assuming just a nipple colour.

Yeah, obviously. Tassels. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fun. Actually, I'm wearing speed dealer sun. Yeah, of course. You're at a festival then. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm so happy for you. You're not going slow, I'd imagine. You know, you know. Anyway, yeah, guys, it was a good day. Good on you. It's exciting. So I'm going to give you a bit. bit of feedback about the blog because I've really enjoyed it across the year.

Every blog, I feel like someone out there would be going, yeah, I get that. And yeah, I relate to you. Yes, Queen. Remember, we had a Karen on the other day who said, I relate to Babs even. Which is not great for you. This is probably the only blog edition that I'm like, I don't know if anyone else. No, they will. I think there's people out there that I've struggled to find boots for their wide.

Do you reckon there's big calves? I think so. I'm sure there is. And if they have, Betts have good boots at the moment and they're stretchy and they're not. I wish. Betts if you're listening. It's too late. She wants more boots. Yes and Daco.

Of course, this interruption is proudly brought to you by Macca's new Grinch Mill. It's available for a limited time at participating Maccas. Get it around your lips. You said you were going to watch that the other night. Yeah, didn't get to. Didn't get to it. It's been a busy couple of weeks. The restraint I have had not quoting it because I knew you didn't know it.

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. So I haven't. But I was really excited to rip in. Well, hopefully... Now, you don't have time. When are you watching a movie? Well, my wife flies flow up to Brisbane tomorrow. And then she'll be...

And you're meant to be packing up the house. Should I come over and watch the Grinch? I'm going to say, then she comes back without flow on Thursday. Well, that's what I'm hearing is Wednesday night. Shy Guy Babs, clear your schedule. Oh, it's movie night. Let's go get Grinch meals. Yeah.

Come on over. Let's have a little Grinch together. And have a little farewell. Wouldn't that be fun? But we're not talking. We're watching the Grinch. Yeah. And then we'll all do the thing where we just look at Ducco when the funny part's coming.

Like, you're going to laugh? It's really funny. You find that funny. I'm like, that was awesome. You're a Jim Carrey fan. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is one of his best.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. And you'll just have to get through the singing. Yeah, is there much singing? No, there's just the who's in Whoville sing some Christmas carols. But it is the season. It's not a musical, is it? No, no.

They are very festive people. Yeah, the Who's from Whoville. The Who's from Whoville. Speaking of festive times. People getting together, celebrating. I had a little girls' lunch where the partners were invited, Ducco, and an incident occurred. Oh, yeah. Someone fought me for table captain duties.

Well, my goodness. I want to tell you who it was. I want to tell you their tactic. I want names. I want bank accounts. I want details. Yeah. And you tell me, have they taken the crown?

Okay. Yes and Ducco. Doug, I had a crisis of confidence over the weekend, and I'm pretty rattled by it. I don't know if I can call myself table captain anymore. I'm the captain now. You might remember a few weeks ago, we landed on this term. People like me who, let's be real, are bullies. When it comes to restaurant orders.

You've looked up the menu. You've already found out what you want and everyone should have. Then you get and you sit down straight away and say, what does everyone want? Pick it. You're writing your notes. Very happy for you to all contribute. dish but you will tell me I will write it in my notes

I will do the finger waggle over to the waiter. Sometimes a clap. Gasson. Gasson. Gasson. Come here. More often than not, a waiter will stand at the head of the table. I'm at the other end and I will say I will beckon them over. You only need to talk to me. Because one of my biggest gripes is wasting time and when everyone

has to go around the table and fricking point at the menu not be confident with their pronunciation, God forbid, they're not sure what they actually want, eliminate all that be a table captain. However, had my lasagna lovers Christmas get together on the weekend, Duccoe.

Finally enough, no lasagna at that table. Lasagna, these are four women. We all bonded over. My mom's lasagna. Loving that, we called our group lasagna lovers. Unfortunately, no one could host this year. When we can have it at home, it's obviously much more intimate. I prefer that, but we've got a new baby in the mixed.

We've got two apartments in the bigs and an interstater. So we went, ah, no one's got a home big enough or the ability to. So it's the first time we've done a restaurant, Ducco. So I crack my knuckles. I get ready to go. Yeah. We've been at this restaurant you went to a few times. We love this restaurant.

And that's probably what was fueling my ego, Ducco. This is my territory. Yeah, yeah. I know this menu very well. One of the boyfriends. Oh. I'm sort of saying a few things. And I landed on, let's do the banquet.

Let's take the hassle out of it. I don't often go for banquet. No, I was going to say it's very unlike you. That feels like lazy captaining. No, but I know this place. Okay. So I know every item in the banquet. I went, that's everything we want, team.

Okay. Trust me. One of the boyfriends comes in over the top. Mm, think it'd be better if we picked our own. Oh, like everyone had their own meal. Picked our own dish to contribute to a sharing situation, not do the set. Pick our own. And I was like, uh-oh, uh-oh.

You know, like when the old bull is there, And then the young bull comes and wants to challenge. Yeah, yeah, it's a fight. Like a lion pride. It's like, there's the alpha. Here we go. And then the new lion comes and goes, I smell weakness. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because in the banquet, okay, to be fair, there was a whole cauliflower. Oh, I like the cauliflower. Coffour is good there. Thank you. You don't put cauliflower on a menu unless it slaps. Thank you. And I'm trying to explain this. And he went, why would we waste on a cauliflower?

Let's go pick the whole fish. Oh, the fish is good. The fish is great there, too. You're on his side. You're flipping and flopping all over here. The fish is good. I mean, I could go for both. He did the clever thing, because I don't usually ask the table.

I just, oh, let me do it, guys. He passed. You're more of a Kim Jong-un-esque table leader. This guy's a bit more of a, you know. He's a bit more of a Macron, like he's a democracy. Yeah, right. So he asked the table. Unfortunately, the table wanted the barramundi.

Oh. Over the cauliflower. So everyone went, oh, Dan. Dan, you just do it. I was dethroned by my own friend. Kim Jong Jess has been dethroned, everyone. Kim Jong Jess. And I must say, I mean, he ordered very well.

I don't eat the Barramundi because I don't eat seafood. The Barbarani is good. Did he get everything else that was on there or some things that were on there and some others? Well, he very kindly said, Jess, what do you want? I said, I'd like the Nyoki, please. And he ordered the yoki for the table. Run me through, what he got the fish? Obviously, I know it.

So we got a bunch of seafood starters, which again, I wasn't thrilled with. But yes, the whole chook, the whole lamb shoulder. Oh, the whole Maramundi and the ghost cheese yonoki. Yeah, you got everything you need there. You got two serves potatoes, two salads. Yeah. See, that suits... What was in the banquet then? Because that sounds like everything we'd want.

Well, all that except the Barramundi, and it got the cauliflower. Right. So, it's the Barramundi that was my demise. People do like seafood. People do like seafood. I, and we're at a beachside restaurant. I've never felt more... This is like a political leader getting ousted.

Yeah, you just lost your... I've lost my throne. I've lost my title. These are my people. If anyone I could manipulate, it should be my own friends. Was it awkward? Was it awkward when he said this? And then everyone was like, oh, actually.

Yeah, that's a good idea. You'll know the one person who didn't support him, Angus. And I was like, good boy. He knows where he's sending a text on the table. I agree. Get the fish. Get a fish. Jess and Ducco.

Call a fan. Call off a fame. Win the breathers. This has been incredibly challenging. Looking back at the 40 plus call of famers we've had in 2025. Some doozies. Unreal. People, we are still giggling about. People have become quotes.

Quotable moments in this show. Honorable mentioned to everyone who contributed that day we were looking to build our own bank of sound effects. That's a person. All people. That's not a real pig. It's not a real cow. That was a lady.

That's also a real person. Coming in at fourth spot. Yes. Just missing out on the broad. We're going back to May for this one, Duccoe. 20th of May to be specific. I remember it because your husband did something unthinkable. Unthinkable.

You've known us six-ish years, all right? And in your whole time, would you have ever fathomed Angus, would do something like he did? Getting too intoxicated that he worked up in the middle of the night and weed in the bedroom corner of your household. Now, I've done that a few times. I'd expect that from me. Boy, when wee, we on the floor boards.

Yep. So begged one of the great questions. Yeah. Where'd boy go peeping? And Vee-J. Oh, V-J. Oh, we love when people dobb in their friends. It's one thing to dobb in your own story.

It's another to be like, my mate is unbelievable is what VJ had to tell us. My mate on a Friday night and main nightclub in George Street, Sydney, called Star Bar. Yeah, his favourite song was on, and he paid in his beer glass on the dance floor. Hang on. So, Vijay, he was feeling the... the tunes so much that he went, I don't have time to go to the bathroom. I'm just going to do it right here on the dance floor. Absolutely. He drank his beer and, yeah. And whipped out his Johnson. He whipped out his hoo-ha and just went for it. So he wasn't actually, he wasn't actually

asleep. No, no, he wasn't even drunk, man. He was just committed to the tune. Yep, he was. He wasn't even drunk, mate. He's one of the great quotes. We love. I love that so much. It has come up multiple times, Vijay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure I even I say that. You absolutely did. Nah, no, he wasn't even drunk.

We love it. But if that's number four, Ducko, I mean, we'll look at number three tomorrow. Yep. Work our way to number one on Friday who will walk away with $1,000 cash just in time for Christmas. So exciting. Anyway, let's play our box, 13, 10, 60. Give us call for 10K. We'll do it next.

30K alpha bucks on hit. 30 seconds to answer, 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. I have to take your first answer. Cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the questions, say pass. We come back, of course, if there is time. Now, we are playing for 10K, but everyone knows that. I've only got, well, four days of this left.

After this, three days of Alphabogues left. I've got six. This is your seventh last alpha. And I need someone to win it. Could that person be you, Siena? Good morning. Good morning. How are you going? Sienna, we're good.

Ducco asked you a question. Is that person going to be you? I'm hoping so. Yes, it is actually. Yeah, thank you. Good pivot, Sienna. What's motivating you today? What do you want to spend $10,000 on?

I've never been on a plane, so I'd love to just take the kids on an aeroplane, just anywhere. Anywhere? Well, you know, our call of fame last week, lovely for families, was tripped to drive. Dream World. Yes. Maybe you'd like to do that, Sienna,

because your letter is D. Okay. You see D a bit too, and you know, it's a pretty good letter up. It's solid, unfortunately. No one's on the whole way with it, but Sienna, Will. Are you ready to rock? I'm ready to rock.

Your time will start after the first question. Here we go. Starting with the letter D, we need you to name. A shoe brand. An action movie Deadpool A country

Denmark An occupation Doctor An adjective Doing A car brand Sodge Something in the bathroom

Fish soap An instrument A drum An ice cream A drumstick A phone app Oh, half. Look, we got through all 10.

Which is a feat in itself. We had seven, maybe eight, maybe nine. I need to go through a few of these. A shoe brand, Dodgy Cabana. Now, do they do shoes? They do shoes. Okay, well, they would set you back a bit. We've jacked that up.

An adjective. Verb. Yeah, she said doing? Yeah. Yeah, I thought it's okay. Dark or difficult is what we're after there. And then everything else you answered you got correct. A phone app could have been dominoes,

Gordash. There's a few in there. Oh, Sienna, you are very good. Very good. D for damp. D for damp. Yes. You got yourself 8 out of 10 and you got through all 10. That is a valiant effort, Sienna. We commend you on that.

And how's this? You get yourself a limited edition, Jess and Ducko merch pack with Rice Cooker print from Vera Fleur. That thing is fantastic. There's only a few of those. Ciana, congratulations. Thank you. Thanks, guys.

Hey, ho, ho, ho, ho, Sienna. Thank you. Oh, geez, that was, she's like, let me get out of you. That was aggressive. Get away from the guy who's holling me. Makes sense. I have a family. That's right now, honey.

Jess and Ducco. 13-1060. We've asked some questions in our time, Doc. What are we got today? What do you suck at? You suck! What do you suck at? I'm bottleneck and man.

I don't even know which example to start with. Something that you could be good at or other people are, that you just can't. Maybe something that's really obvious and easy. You can't ride a bike, you know what I mean? Yeah, you've tried. Don't call up and say, I've never even tried. We need to have seen failure to know you suck. Yep.

You know what I mean? You suck! I'll give you the first example, and it's a pretty high profile one, with over 4 million views on the tiki toky. President Trump has left the world stunned. Not by a bizarre tweet, funnily enough, Ducco. There's a few of those. There is a few of those, actually, in the last 24 hours.

Yeah. But by a bizarre coin toss technique. Now, he had the privilege of tossing the coin at the annual Army versus Navy game in Baltimore. It's a bit of a charity thing. It's a, you know, get the eyes on it. It's a way to pay respect. Yep. And they always get, you know, someone pretty high profile to flip the coin.

Coin flipping is a prestigious honour, but there's nothing worse than when you see someone who can't flip a coin. I'll be honest with you. I'm scared to judge. Oh, yeah. Because I'm reading now a dissection of how he should. have done it. Well, you put on your thumb, and you give your thumb the flicks. So it rests on the top of your thumb.

That's what people are saying. And your thumb flicks it up. I don't know if I have ever flipped a coin. You suck! Because that is not feeling. What do you mean? It's just meant to give you enough of a ping. I mean, who has coins in this day and age?

That's the other thing as well. I mean, you can't now recreate these with a piece of paper. No. Yeah, so the tech me. So you put it like on your thumb so you can just flip it up. Is it really that surprising how not sporty I am? I'm like, who's tossing coins? But it's like when you see someone they do.

I think this is what Trump did as well. He just basically threw his arm up. Well, he had an open palm. Oh, you can't be flipping to call me that open palm. He had an open palm. It was like he was receiving the body of cross. Yeah, that's exactly what it was like. Right palm under left.

So the ref has placed the coin in his hand. Now people are saying, look, this was meant to all be a bit of fun, but it was tails up, yeah? Yeah. He has just raised his hand up, not even relatively swiftly, to be honest. Just sort of given it a little, maybe a five centimetre up in the air. It flopped out of his hands. It just stayed on the tails. And landed on tails, which meant the Navy got to make the decision.

Unless it was all rigged and he wanted to win. He's like, I'm going to do this. Well, hang on. It went in the Navy's favour. Oh, hang on, but then the Navy won. And it was pretty tight, 1716. Okay. Okay.

But there's nothing worse than seeing someone do that. Absolutely. And people are now tearing shreds off him. People are like, I was already embarrassed by our president. But now this, on a global stage. This is what's representing us. People are saying President Trump has redefined the ceremonial

coin toss. No flip, no rotation, just a straight up lob. This is unbelievable. It's like when you know on two up, we play for our exact days. On two up, thank you. That's my example. It's a paddle. That's very helpful the paddle for people like me. But sometimes there's nothing worse. I've hosted a few on my time

and someone gets into the ring and they pay their money. They're going to do the flip for everyone. Everyone's watching. Let's go. Three, two, one. And they do it. And one coin like just goes straight. the other one that goes out of bounds or it just stays on the coin. The paddle looks a bit weird. So are you saying the thumb is the superior coin toss technique? Oh, yeah.

Oh, see, I think I prefer the paddle. We don't have two. I actually want to try Trumpies because it looked kind of, it looked very gentle. It looked very almost choreographed. Yeah. Like it was flowing through the air, the motion of it. I didn't hate it. Another one for me is when someone can't handshake you, like they suck.

They give you a soft handshake. I'm trying to teach my daughter right now and it's soft. Like wet. I'll work on that with her. You don't want a wet handshake. It's limp. Yeah, limp. It's limp.

Now, I have one for me. Sure. And I have not revealed. But I'm kind of embarrassed about it. And it's very unique. And it feels like I should be good at it. Leave all the skeletons out of the closet. I'm really bad at hula hooping.

Like, I cannot keep... You should be better like that. I should be. Like, you think of me and like, I can sort of twerk and a bit of something going on. You think I can hula hoop. I can't hoot. See, no, but this is the difference between an exercise and a dance. You know what I mean?

True, yeah. You're two up and down. You've got to loosen the hips, baby. And then I just get too dry ready. You know why? Because you always judge Zumba. If you did a bit of Zumba, you'd loosen up those hips. Honestly, the hoop stays on me for like, I'm like one of those kids.

It's like, one, two, oh, goes down. And it just, right to the ground. Straight to the ground. I can't do it. I'm happy to admit this. Again, it feels like something I should be better at. It's in the kitchen. Can't follow a recipe.

Oh. I always think I know better. I always think. It's an Italian in you. It needs more than that. No, no. There needs a more about. You know what it would be better.

A bit of vinegar. Always a bold choice for me. And this is like so much vinegar. Vinegar and garlic. This thing is just killing vampires. I swear, every chef on TikTok, the secret ingredient is butter. Butter enhances everything. Yeah, it does.

That much butter in my stuff. Agis is going, this is all butter now. I'm just drinking butter. He's like, yes, it's a hack, but there's a quantity you've got to stop at. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, can't follow a recipe. That's interesting because you do a lot of cooking. Do a lot of cooking.

Think I know better than the recipe. Yeah. So that's the thing. The ones I'm proud of are ones that I've mastered in my own way. I see. I'm looking at recipe tenets going, Nagy, what do you know you've been cooking for 40 years? I know better. Jamie, I'm like, what an idiot.

Oh, Jamie, go and solve the school dinner crisis in your country. I know better. Shy Lord, I can't do Sudoku. Mate, no one can do that. No, no, no, man, that's not a thing you suck at it. No, I can't get out the numbers. We're talking about. Yeah, come on.

What a weird flex you just tried to do. I'm so good at everything else, but not the math game Sudoku. Maths. You know, you suck out. A math's crossword puzzle. You suck a reading. things all out. Yeah, we can list things.

Cooking, mat, writing on a whiteboard, pronunciation. I'm really bad at trying to hit a nail with a hammer. How often are you trying to do this task? That's a funny one. I know when I'm like putting swags up and stuff. You don't often do it when you do do it, you notice you're bad at it.

I know, it's so frustrating. It's like you're trying to hit it, but it's just not working. Sorry, I'm out here thinking she's bloody Jamie Dewey fixing her deck. She's bloody pitching a tent. So the big tent peg, you mean? That's a much... It's a bigger surface area than a nail. I can see you.

Sorry, when was the last time you hemmed something? I watched someone do it. Yeah, yeah, actually. I want to see Jess hammer something so bad now. I want to see Jess and bad to hammer. My hand-eye coordination is not bad. I called that piece of cheese. You threw at me that time.

Yeah, that was cheese, not a nail. It's all hand-eye. It's all hand-eye. You get the gist, though. 13, 10, 60. And if you're going to call up and say Sudoku, you don't. You don't get anything. No.

What do you suck at? Sedoku. Everyone sucks at it. Are we even saying it, right? Sudoku. I think it's a do-do. I think it's a dude. Do you suck at saying what it is?

Jess and ducco. 13.10.60. What do you suck at? People are saying President Trump sucks at a coin toss. You suck! I'd argue he's never been taught properly. He did not go for traditional thumb flick. Thumb flick up.

Yep. He went for open palm and a soft up in the edge. That man's never touched a coin in his life. That's probably why. You're so right. he's at people carrying his wallet since the early days. Always. Over 4 million views on TikTok, he was doing it at a game,

a game between the Army and the Navy, and people are going, that is embarrassing on a global scale. Flipping a coin is a funny thing because you don't, not that I know of anyway, really get taught flipping a coin, but you do get heavily judged if you can't flip a coin. It's similar. It's like throwing a ball. Exactly.

I would argue even running. We get taught out of swim but not how to run. It's just almost like your natural instinct from when you're a toddler. But there's technique to everything. Some people's running technique is so funny. To excel in anything, got to have a little bit of training. And I don't know who's tapping to President Trump on the shoulder going, mate, do I'm going to teach you? Are you all good for the coin flip?

Yeah, I'm all good. Oh, God, he's open-palmed it. He's also 79. Maybe his thumb was a bit stiff. Oh, I could have been. That's right. I don't know why I'm defending him. I just know I couldn't have done any better with cameras and millions of people watching.

Begues a question. Shagai told us he sucks it. One of the hardest maths games going around Sudoku. I'm not happy with that answer. Sam has called up. Hold on showing, I's got a rebuttal. Sorry, you go. I can't do a front somersole.

Oh, shut up. No one can. It's so rare to be good at that. We're talking common kids. Wait, hang on, do you mean on the ground? Remember we were trying them a few weeks ago? Yeah, he means like, yeah, on the ground. Like, so you're like, a forwards roll on the ground.

Okay. You like, if you're like saying I'm bad at a cartwheel or something like that. Yeah. I guess anything where you've got a, and he's a long boy. He's a long boy, you know. Oh, that one's a bit better. Better than Sudoku. Sam, good morning.

How are we guys? Max? Oh, ho ho, ho, ha, doc. Oh, Sammy! The first one of the season. Yes, you are my God. Sam, someone's got the festive spirit. Oh my God, what do you suck at?

I can't float. I've got a lead butt. Hey, you know, I can't float either, Sam. It's really, when you see people on their back, just happily buoyant, how do they do that? Sam, what do you mean? Have you got too much junk in the trunk? Is it dragging you down, you reckon? Look, I think so.

I've got the groovy booty because as soon as I try to lay on me back, it goes, the hands and the feet sort of cave in together. It looks like I'm getting folded up. I picture like, you know, if you forget that the toilet seats up and you sit down in the middle of the night, so you fall in, you're like fold in on yourself. That's Sam in the water. Just like, and then sing.

But I think floating Sam is a real skill. Like, I can't float, you know? But you're not actively doing anything. So what's the skill? I don't know. Just being buoyant. That is something I have done and I'm not actively. You good at floating?

forcing my body up, am I? I don't know. I don't know. Gee, Sam, ho, ho, ho to you, good sir. Ho, ho, ho. Are you got, is your daughter got swimming lessons today, Tuesday? Yeah, she does. Can you practice floating with her? Say, instructor, can you take the kid for a second?

Trust me when I say she sinks. Put the floaties on her, she'll be fine. Nikita, on 13, 1060, what do you suck at, Nikita? Whistling. Oh, I'm with you there, Nikita. You've got to do it now. Everyone in my family can whistle, but I cannot whistle. Can you show us what it does sound like when you try?

Okay. It's blowing out the candles. Oh, yeah. Not being able to whistle is a tough one. See if someone can do the two fingers in the mouth whistle? Oh, don't even. The wolf whistle. I can't do that.

That's probably something shy guy sucks that too. The wolf whistle. Yeah, cool. No one can do it. Angela, good morning. Good morning. How are you? Yeah, babe.

Good. We're all wallowing in how much we suck. We suck. But what are you specifically? suck at? I suck at putting the kids in the car. What ages and how many? I have a six-month-old and a three-year-old,

and every time I put them in or take them out, the head hits the roof. Oh, okay, I was going to give you some grace. I was like, that's hard. Wrangling two little monsters in and out of a car, but you just mean you forget how tall your car is. Basically, yeah. And then getting the seatbelt's tangled.

Like, I always find out of the seat belts like twisted and stuff. You're like, oh, just about it. And something like that where you bash your own head. you go, oh, like, bite down on a fork? How many times have I done this? Why today? Why now? Did I forget how to?

Melissa, on 13-1060. Oh, ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas. Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho to you, Melissa. Oh, my God, hear that you all come. I love it, my people. Mel, what is your sister suck at? My sister sucks at crawling.

Anything to do with the opposite arm and legs? She can't do. Is she a baby? How old is she? No, no, she's, um, 47. What was the last time you had a good crawl? I just assumed it was a child. So how have you tested this?

Well, we went to Pilates one day and we had to do, you know, when you're in the tabletop position, you do the arm and leg at opposite arm legs. She kept on the same side, kept falling over. And I'm like, can you crawl? She's like, I don't know. So she keeps going to same side, same arm, same leg. But Mel, even running requires you to swing your arms opposite. Can she move at speed?

No, no, no. There was that viral... I'm coached. She can swim and that's about it. There was that viral trend going around recently where you have to run with your same arm and leg. Yes, yes, I've seen that. She'd be good at that.

She'd be really good. Yeah, she'd be. Yes, and Ducco. 842. Welcome to Tuesday morning. Of course, just touch on it briefly. But yesterday, or sorry, Sunday I should say, the Bondi terror attack,

15 people losing their lives. Over 40 injured. Just a horrific incident happening at a Jewish celebration for the festive season. Absolutely. It has ripped a hole in what should be a very festive time, not just for the Jewish community, of course, celebrating Hanukkah, but this time of year for every Australian. And we go now to David Wojwood from Channel 7.

Thank you so much for carving out some time for us this morning, David. We can imagine incredibly challenging time for you and all your colleagues, but of course just reporting on something like this. Absolutely harrowing. Yeah, no problems, guys, at all. Yeah, very emotional time. I'm down here at Bono Beach. In fact, I'm just standing on the boardwalk there

that everyone will know so well. I'm just looking at a group of swimmers that have just popped up out of the water. They're still in their togs and they're just going through all of these tributes and all of these flowers and notes that are now being left here. This is a community that's absolutely shattered at the moment.

Yeah, so what's the latest now, David? Do you have any updates on the story itself? Of course, the victims now being named we're getting identities to them, which is horrific. But what's the latest? Yeah, so many more of those victims of this attack on Sunday evening and now being identified, of course, 15 innocent lives were lost. And we're now got names and faces to nine of those people.

You would have seen a few of those around yesterday, including 10-year-old Matilda. Of course, she was down here with her family. She was enjoying the harnicab by the sea celebrations with her community, her sister and others. Very sadly, she was among those. There's two rabbis in the mix there as well. Eli Schlanger, look, he was a huge figure within the Bondi community, too. We spoke to a number of his friends and family yesterday. So there's some other really harrowing ones as well.

There's an 87-year-old man by the name of Alex Kleitman. Now, he was a Holocaust survivor. So this is a man who survived, yeah, the atrocities of war, only to move to Sydney, to Bondi, and to lose his life so senselessly on Sunday evening. Like, it is so sad. And then finally, we just had another one as well. Marika Pogany.

Now, she's a grandmother that's been identified this morning or late last night as well. And look, she was such a community-minded, a spirited individual, we're told by her family. She used to provide kosher meals on wheels, more than 12,000 of them in her time. And, yeah, such a huge figure within her community. So we are learning so much more. But of course, we still have so many people in hospital as well.

26 are still in hospital. And we know that six of them are still fighting for their lives. That's the terrifying part as well. That number could continue to climb. David, we're seeing a lot of calls and obviously a lot of conversation now happening. aimed at Anthony Albanesey, the government in general, Chris Minns, I guess, involved in the conversation about gun reform. Do we have any more word on maybe the next steps moving forward?

I know we are still grieving and investigations are still happening, but in terms of being able to give people answers on how we make sure something like this does not happen again, what are some of the actionable things the government is planning to do? So some really big questions to the federal government, the state governments as well, particularly around gun law reform. So there was that meeting yesterday afternoon of the National Security Cabinet, and we saw the Prime Minister and the heads of states and territories as well get on that call when they're trying to nut out some ways to really tighten up Australia's already pretty stringent gun laws.

So it sounds like they're going to come to agreement on a few things, including potentially limiting, again, the number of guns, because we know that this guy, one of the gunmen in this atrocity, he was a registered firearm owner. He was licensed to hold six weapons. police now have all of those weapons, but the big question is, how did he actually get them in the first place? Well, there was a little bit of a loophole in the system there. He was a member of a gun club, so he was able to.

So they're going to really look down and crackdown on a number of these things, but I reckon there is a real appetite from the state and territory leaders as well to sort of enforce any federal tightening of those laws. So we're waiting to hear a confirmed announcement on that. So, yeah, in terms of that, though, like many people are now questioning, Of course, these guys use weapons, but there is a hate problem here as well. It's not just a gun problem that we experienced on the weekend, and it is an attitude problem.

And there have been anti-Semitic attacks in this region, in these suburbs now for the best part of 18 months quite visibly, and has enough been done to crack down on that. Certainly the Jewish community here is saying no. So we want to see what the government will be doing to try and combat those really, really outrageous attitudes that we have seen now in these communities and we've seen it play out on the most horrific

of stages on Sunday, Arvo. You make an excellent point, you know, peaceful protesting is one thing, but, you know, those seeds of hatred, where are they being planted and how do we stop them from escalating? Because you don't just wake up one day and pick up your gun.

You know, they start somewhere, so that's... This runs deeper. And the Jewish community not feeling safe and haven't felt safe there for a while. Horrific to think that fellow Australians are feeling that way. Look, plenty more questions. We need answers to all in due time.

David Boywin, thanks so much for joining us from Channel 7-8 doing fantastic work and stay safe. No trouble, guys, speak soon. Should say as well, lifeline for anyone out there who needs it, 13, 11, 14 and Kids Helpline, 1-800-5-5-1-800. Yeah, we wanted to really instill, make sure you're taking care of yourself.

There are beautiful stories out of this, stories of heroism, of bravery of everyday Aussies helping one another. The cues for Lifeblood yesterday. The GoFundMe, that's been started for Ahmed al-Armed, the man who wrestled the gun. Big donations there for that as well. Coming from overseas as well. The Bondi lifeguards running with their survival kits.

Oh, the guy running from Tamarama, barefoot to get kits over. Incredible stories. You always see these. And you've got to focus on these in this situation. Absolutely. Be kind to yourselves moving forward, particularly with your algorithm. Algorithms on what they're spitting up on social media. It's sort of everywhere right now.

Yes. But yeah, it is Jess and Ducco with you at 848. Jess and Ducco. Tuesday morning. Just about done here, team. If you missed a minute of the show, our podcast will be up. Oh, yeah. wherever get your podcast.

Yeah, she's back up today. Our platform of choices, listener. Obviously. Well, mine is for another three days. What will you go to? You're an Omni Boy. No, Apple Podcasts. Player.

Oh, great censoring. Oh, they got their own. I guess we've got our own. Screw them. Nah, Spotify. Spotify, always. Sure. Yeah, yeah, no, I'm doing a bit of gear, guys.

That's a bit of fun. I've been thinking like... End of year last week. Shouldn't be here. Well, we are. We are. And aren't we glad to be. Obviously.

We get to ring every ounce of joy. That has been the Jess and Darko program. It was good to have sort of a bit more of a normal program today and bringing you some light in such dark tumultuous times with what's happened on Sunday. You know, so tragic. But for the rest of this week, we aim to make you smile. Absolutely. Yeah.

You got a couple of ho-hoes today. That was fantastic. Unprecedented. Because up until this point, you have ho-hoed to begin. Yeah. no one's ho-me back. Maybe what we needed is people just off their own back to ho-ho you first. I'd like another. Yeah, it's good. And that's what happened today.

And didn't it feel normal when they hoed me? Yeah. But when I ho them, initially after Alvabox... It's not a two-way street energy. Sometimes it's a one-way street, and doesn't that come crashing down when you realize, oh, they're not giving a back? Yeah. So I feel with Shagai, pretty much every day. Well, Shire guy's energy's not even a street. It's like a cul-de-sac. It's like a tiny cul-de-sac. It's like a tiny cul-de-sac.

Well, or not doing Sadocis. Well, or not doing Saddocus. Forward rolling. You can't do any of those things. But what you can do is lick. Oh, you can... Yeah, we'll be licking tomorrow. Hey, Shoggo, Licks is back tomorrow to win yourself an ice cream maker. The last one.

This is it? Ice cream, mate. The last ever lick. The last ever lick. We might bring it back. No, I'll be dipping next show. Oh, okay. I am desperate for him to dip, dip, dips.

Why don't feel a bit dirty dipping without ducco? I don't care if it feels dirty. I'm dipping with or without you. I need to dip. I want him to dip Taramos halata. Just do it once and I can get it. Get over it. People will know now.

We have to do a couple. Otherwise, they'll guess it too fast. You have to do French onions. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're actually doing dips of dips. That's what I'm saying it. Yeah, yeah. We've done chips.

There's only so many dips. Don't you start as well. Don't you start as well? This is World War III. No, I think of Guy. This is what he's going to do. The last three days, he's going to just throw balls in us. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm just going to throw the eggs. Trying to leave a mess. Yeah. Oh, great attitude. Oh, look at you going, buddy. Great attitude. Yeah. He comes out of a little.

He's so resilient. He is resilient. Oh, he's coming from a hike. Here I come. He's like Trump trying to flip the coin. There he is. Good splat. Oh, a bit splattery.

It was very splattery today. It was a water bomb. Oh, it's all over me. Literally, I've got to go home and change. What? Yeah, look, I had a leak everywhere. I'm going to go home and change. Well, with some...

Never happened before. I had fluids on me and had to change my pants last week. Oh! And this one. week, Jess came into the studio and was like, ah, guys, you won't believe what's happened to me? So when did I get my parent, like, 12? So, like, 22 years, Ducko, it's never happened.

Yeah, yeah. 22, and I'm wearing a freaking white skirt. Can I just say, though? Yeah, you went to your sister out there? Well, she was in the toilet with me, and I actually tried to send her away because I was in the cubicle first. I heard her walk in. I went, Babs, I'm pooing.

Fair warning. She's like, do you want me to leave? I said, no, I'm just warning you. Lucky she stayed. She goes, when I walked out, I went, oh, Jesus. She goes, what can I do? Can I go get you something to wrap around your skirt? She got me a jumper.

Well done, Babs. That is a sister helping out a sister in need. Is that the hit jumper on my desk? Oh, was it duckos? Yeah, it's actually yours. I'll wash it before I return it. You can keep it. You've got my DNA.

Don't pin me for any crimes. Yeah, that is, yeah, anyway. Yeah, anyway, crazy. Crazy times. Yeah, I know. Oh, my God, I had things to do today. I know. Well, a quick change, a quick pit stop, and we're back on.

Absolutely. I found that worked for me. Good on you. Oh, hang on a minute. Yeah. In your time of need, shy guy literally pulled undies out of his car. No, you'll need Babs'.

Babs, I'll need a spare pair of undies and a tampon, please. You got a G floating around, Babs? Not in the car. What did we learn from Ducko's incident? Did none of you take my advice? Yeah, or I did. I'll put some undies in my car. I put undies, but not period, undies.

Ah, that's a learning for me. Wow. Babs, help me be better. I'll put a G in my car for you. There you go. I'd like, I prefer a full bamboo brief. I don't know. They only like booties.

Anyway, we will survive. Yeah, absolutely. We persevere for tomorrow. Yes. We'll give away that ice cream maker. Yeah, Alphabet. We'll look back at another one of our favorite call the famous. Do we another wrap thing today?

We did my buttons wrapped because I'm leaving. So is my last ever buttons. I gave you guys your chat, GPT, most asked questions at the year. Maybe we'll do, I'll work out how to hack your account. Oh, yeah, good. And we'll do that. I think we'll bring back Quiz with a Twist. Oh, fun.

As well tomorrow. Good fun. The game that died after Ducco used it to announce his pregnancy. Yeah, we couldn't trump that. No. We couldn't. We had to get out on a high man. So we'll bring her back for one more goal.

Oh, that's fun. I loved Quiz With a Twist. If you missed any of the podcast, as you've said on Listener, it'll be up there today. We are out of here. Have the best. Rest of your day. Bye-bye. Bye.

I can't do a front somersole. Oh, shut up. That was the Chess and Ducco podcast. The new macho ranges here at McCaffee.