Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Hello Bob the Builder

Episode Date: May 29, 2025

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Macca's new Tennessee BBQ range, now touring for a limited time. Jess and Ducco! This is the Jess and Ducco podcast. Welcome to the pod everyone. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm them. So I started doing it to flow. That's kind of meditation. It's like the must be the deep vibrations where they get a bit like in between. Is she on your chest at the time? Can she feel the vibration? It's purely vocal. And does make her sometimes look and just sort of like get a bit woozy like what are you doing? It's not hypnotic. I don't know it's odd but it doesn't like put her to sleep or anything. It doesn't work when Morgan does it. No and if she's crying

you can do it and sometimes she'll stop crying and look at you. Yeah. It's interesting. I don't know why. And where do people find these things? I know who tries it the first time. Like I was burping her yesterday with this new technique, which we also found online, like everything. And you like sort of get her like by the mouth, the back of the head, and you swat her, you lean her forward. Yes. And that burp and stuff.

And Morgan's mum was looking at me. As opposed to tap, tap, tapping. You're putting her over the shoulder. And Morgan's mum was looking at me. As opposed to tap, tap, tapping. You're putting her over the shoulder. And Morgan's mom was looking at me like, why do you do that? And I was like, honestly, I don't know. I saw it online and it works. And isn't it funny? Cause that sort of thing, you go, what's the harm in trying?

Yeah, yeah. But there are so many things I saw some, I'm going to call him a doctor. I didn't check his credentials where he was like, women need to be having more magnesium. I was like, I've got to go out and buy magnesium. It's amazing how quickly we are influenced by stuff, but if this one's working, what I find also you should have magnesium.

Great for the muscles. Oh, you might owe you that doctor. It was me. But yeah, it's fun. Yes. What was I going to say about the, uh, seeing an in-law, sorry, an in-law, seeing you do something that they didn't do back when we were their infants.

Yes. Dangerous territory. It really is. And also like- But Robin was alright, she was more curious than judgemental. And I was actually, you know what's funny, before having Flo I was nervous about how to be a parent in front of my parents and my in-laws. Same.

And then something happened where I was like, fuck it, it's my kid. And then now I don't care and they, I think, pick up on me not caring. And then they're like, oh, okay. I was so nervous's my kid. And then now I don't care. And they, I think pick up on me not caring. And then they're like, okay. Like, I was so nervous with my mum because we were the same. So we blow up a lot. And I thought, if you're anything like you were around the wedding, many opinions, much judgment, I thought we're going to have real issues here. She has never once criticized anything.

And I reckon she maybe is on Tik Tok going, Oh, how do you be around your kid when they've had a kid and she's learned. Keep your shit to yourself. I've got her on TikTok. She posts some fire. She does. She does, but she's learned. Keep your stuff to yourself.

Cause it's a very powerful argument. Like I raised you and you turned out pretty good. Cause what are you going to turn around and be like, nah, I'm fucked. I'm actually a psycho. I am crazy. I am crazy. So it's a pretty good argument, but with how much more research has been done, hacks, people sharing information, stands to reason the way they did it can be improved sometime. Yes, absolutely.

All the things. Of your four parents in your life, your parents, Morgan's parents, who is the backchattiest? Who has the most to say? Oh, my mum. Your mum. Oh, my mum, absolutely. Oh, the curry.

Don't have curry. Don't do that. Why are you doing that? Oh, and I don't think you should do that. And like, you know, she says things all the time. Just chucks her two cents in. Yeah, yeah. And I just go, don't care, mum.

Yeah. Thanks. It's not my mum. It's not my mother-in-law. It's my mother-in-law's best friend. Oh. Who gets filtered to me through my mother-in-law. It's my mother-in-law's best friend Oh, it gets filtered to me through my mother-in-law and I'm like daughter. I don't care Well, what's Helen's critique? She was a child care worker. I don't care granted. You've got training Yeah, 40 years ago. Yeah, 40 years things have changed by yeah

You can't I don't want to hear it and I don't want to hear it secondhand through GG Is that your your GG your mother-in-law's way of getting her stuff in there, but just claiming it's from Helen? You know? That's not a bad consideration. Oh, Helen said you should be doing it this way. I don't hate that consideration. One of the ones she said Helen told her, so if Lucia is doing something dangerous, annoying,

bad, we say, don't do that. Stop. Stop it. No, no, sorry. We say no, no, no. You give her a massive slap. Then you say no Stop it. No, no, sorry. We say no, no, no you give her a massive slap Then you say no obvious clearly I'm ethnic Georgia goes, oh Helen said we shouldn't say no we should say stop I'm like if she's about to fling herself off the thing

Pardon me My brain in that moment is just trying to break the circuit of her doing that action and it's whatever she's heard you do before Thank you. Right, it's like a dog. Cause let's be real, she doesn't know the word stop either. No, no, it's the tone. It's like a dog. It's exactly like a dog.

Like, you know what I do to Pam now and Pam does something wrong, you're like, ah, ah, ah, ah. Yes. And she knows the ah, ah, and she's like, oh, she's doing it. Yes, it is tonal, isn't it? I actually have heard with dogs,

it might've been on Cesar Millan, you can say any word, but if you do it with the right inflection, they link it to the command. So if you go, sit, you could say, drink, and they've gone, that's the sound for sit. I will sit. That will sit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think a kid might be the same. Try and start doing that to her too, like, penis! And just see if she's... Well, we give Gianni the command to wait, and then he can eat. So maybe I'll do that for her too. Wait, wait, manja.

Manja. My favourite thing to do to your daughter is just make her jump. Oh, you did that last time. She saw me and she was scared to see me because we still see each other semi-regularly, but she still knows me but doesn't. And then I was like, jump in here. And then she loves me because she just starts jumping.

Because she gets the show off. One of her few skills that she does on command. Yeah. I'll be like, say bubble. And she just looks at me. I went, you can say it. I think it's cute. Yeah.

Uh, but jumping it's like, I will do the jumping for you. I always tell her she's got the highest jump yet. Then she, then she gave me a toiletries bag last night. So which was filled with, um, helicopters and matchbox cars. Right. We carried that around. She gave me her prize possession. She did.

Yeah, because I told her to jump. It was a moment. She was sharing her toys. It's actually really sweet. That is cute. Yeah. Wasn't that a moment in time though? Did you notice?

Because a few of us rocked up earlier than others and everyone who rocked up early had kids. And like one guy rocked up who was kidless and he went, I've come too early. Yeah, 100%. It was definitely that. Lucia's running around, Flo and Louis little babies. Everyone's obviously talking about it. Pram's taken up all the space. It was a weird period.

I haven't done that yet. And everyone else has kids. And other punters in the pub are rolling up and Lucia is running back and forth on the bench seating and I literally had to say to the guys, I'm so sorry. Did you want to sit there? She thinks she owns the place. Yeah. Technically her dad does, but they don't know that.

Technically daddy is a big deal here. Yeah. But yeah, it was very, okay. We're those obnoxious people with kids who think we just take over. Only a couple of years ago we were going there, not with kids and drinking. I know. And judging people who were doing this. Don't give up on your life, Shargo.

Man, it all just flies by too quick. Shargo revealed a little bit of himself today. Did you notice when Millie Elliot came in, we're talking about children, she's obviously expecting. Oh yes. She pointed at Shy Guy and he went no no no kids yet. Yeah I thought you didn't want kids. Yeah I didn't think he wanted kids. I don't know. I just don't know. I don't care if I do, I don't care if I don't. Your life is fulfilled? Yeah it's good. Love that. Oh, no complaints. Yeah, I wonder if you'll all have a change on that. You know what, like me with Angus, maybe you need to meet the right person.

Maybe. I need to be looking though. But it's good. I don't want to look. Oh, but the best things happen when you're not looking. Oh, best thing happens when you're blank. Do you reckon, we've gonged each other a lot this week. It's been an insightful week, a gongy week.

Do you reckon you'll find your partner where we live now? Maybe. No, I say him on a trip and then doing long distance for a while and then having to make the call. I will move to Peru. Oh, a little Peruvian. Peruvian. Learning Spanish and just chuffing off over it. But also it might be good for you to have someone who doesn't speak the same language

as you. I don't know any other languages. Then you can't argue. Yeah. That could be nice. Or understand each other. Yeah. Lovely.

Sex is universal, mate. Everyone knows how to do it. It's the same in Peru as we just did. But what do you want, but then who knows? Know what you didn't contribute today and you can veto. You might get a bit babsy here. Oh yeah, go on. I already know what you're going to do. How long have you been in the desert? in Peru as it is here. Do you know what you didn't contribute today and you can veto? You might get a bit Babsy here. Oh yeah, go on. I already know what you're going to do. How long have you been in the desert?

A long while. I noticed you left the room. Yeah, well Babsy isn't here. I had to do phone. Ah, bullshit. I haven't had any since being in where we are now. Wow, so that's two years. Pretty much. Nearly a year and a half. But I'm fine with that too

You find me that yeah, I really resonated with Adam when he caught up. I was like, yeah Yeah, it is what it is. It is what it is. Yeah and no interest in the apps. No I really want to get you on the apps just so we can use that as another angle of content I know Cuz our boss is always riding our ass being like single content and points at babs and it's like she's young but she's not single. You never get pointed at I've noticed. Yeah. This is interesting Matt.

I just don't want to date. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to put in the work, I don't want to put in the time. Does that mean your right hand is just getting... And I don't want to spend the money. Is your right hand copying a work? Left hand. Left hand, yeah.

No wonder he's writing was so wonky today. Yeah, he was all out of it. Or you're just so like eh. Just eh. Yeah. There you go. What it. Or you're just so like eh. Just eh. Yeah. There you go. What turns you on? That's a good question. Thank you.

I don't know. Is there a thing like me, you know, it's a lady with a strong quad. That's right. I don't have any specific thing. We've got to find that. Whatever I'm feeling in the moment. I'd like to find that.

Yeah, I would like to find that too. I was gonna bring it up with you on air today, but I didn't want to. You could have, I would have just said this. Yeah, I didn't know though. I didn't ask you before, so I didn't want to. When have just said this Yeah, I didn't know that I didn't ask you before so I left the room. I thought I need to be to me To be told physically for some reason if Babs was here I would have asked shy guy and I don't know why that stands. That's interesting

I would have felt like they had each other in case they needed the support like cuz they were shy guys goes I don't know they were go Babs. What do you reckon? Yeah, I was on his own. I thought we're just bullying him. Yeah true Yeah, yeah I feel like we're just bullying him. Yeah, true. Yeah, yeah. Which we're not. I've never heard that word before. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, I was half expected just to chime in from out there. Oh, I'm sorry we didn't give you the opportunity. Well tomorrow we'll get you. Absolutely. Shia Guy's got to chat about something. Shia Guy doesn't know what turns him on. What should he try? Oh yeah.

Weird. What turned you on? What can he try to get turned on though? I mean, like. I mean, I discovered that Angus saying joist did it to me. So maybe it's just some sort of language. Build a chat. Build a chat. Build a chat.

What do you think is the sexiest profession? You know those lists always go around and like for women it's firefighters and for men it's real estate agents cause it's like that power boss bitch. What is it for Shy Guy? I don't know. I don't even know boss bitch. What is it for shy guy? I don't know. I don't even know.

Any uniform that does it for you? That caregiving nature? No. I don't think I'd know. No, no, no profession in particular. Like blank, obviously very stereotypical. You meet someone and they go, I'm an accountant. Nah, see, I can't think of anything.

I can get smarter than me at that point. So no. Okay. So you don't want to feel dumb. Hairdresser, you know, they're usually well put together and sexy. I can see you being someone in radio. I can see you doing that. All that pillow talk about

the log. Zeta stuff. G-selected chats. If you understand Zeta. Do we need to find you a nice announcer? Solo announcer. Not solo for long, am I right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you should do that.

We can get you a solo announcer. That's nice. Oh, the crafting a good solo break gets Shaggy going. And then perfectly throwing to a grab. Oh, goodness me. Not the only grab that'll have enough. Just every... So much innuendo in brand new.

We're really trying. I know, we're really putting it on. It had a theme today. Pardon me for trying to do my job. I'm trying to think of something. I don't know. Yeah. Definitely not uniform.

Not a uniform. Or even career like as long as they're like. You say a priest. What about a body part? Like a nice smile, titties. Smile's great. Smile. Okay.

Dentist. Dental hygienist. Not too many lines about on the forehead. So you like a botoxed forehead. I want him to be fake. Dentist? I've got a few lines up here, but I'm not physically attracted to you. Well, come on man. Do you find me hot?

Inflator ego, go on. You're not. It felt weird saying hot, but you're not ugly. I'll take it. Okay, so what adjective would you use to describe my looks? Uh... You can't offend me. No, I know, but I don't know what the right adjective is. Do you know what an adjective is?

Yeah, describing words. Good job. Yeah. That's a tough one. Do we have one tomorrow? I would saycribing words. That's a tough one. I would say colourful. No, that's not looks. Ethnic, that's that you could play. He's taken ethnic now.

I don't think you're that ethnic. Pick a word. I don't know. It doesn't have to be positive. No, it does though. Come on, yes and. Come on, yes and. No, it does though. Come on, yes and? Come on, yes and? No, it's alright.

I'm not here tomorrow, I'm down the line. I'm with my people tomorrow so it's okay. All I'm looking at is your forehead now. Oh, am I wrinkly? Am I turning you on? Do I look aged? Weathered? She wants hugs from me and turn on compliments from you. What about Babs?

You haven't described Babs? You describe Babs. How would you describe Babs? She's not here. That's easier. Yeah, daggy. How would you describe Ducko's looks? Use a word. Oh yeah.

He can't really hear me. I don't know. I just looked you up and down for some reason. I don't know. Do you think he's an attractive man? You're both not ugly. Yeah, I don't think anyone in this team is unattractive as a human. Yeah, I think we're all pretty good.

And I would tell you if you were. I think we're all pretty good. And I would tell you if you were. I think we're all pretty good looking. You would. I would. I actually would. Absolutely. Are we the hottest team in radio? Who's hottest?

Who's hotter? We'd be up there. We'd be up there. Absolutely. Who's hot? I can't name someone. We should do like that maths experiment. Just get a random and then we line up all pictures of radio and they rank us.

They rank us up. Yeah, that is dangerous. I've seen some shows doing, you get AI to rank your hotness out of 10. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if it was AI, no. I want a real punter. I'd rather a random person.

I actually did it with us last night as I was very into content. You did it. Yeah, yeah. But like, so AI was too generous and it like, it gave, I think it gave me and Shy Guy an eight and a half to nine. It gave you a nine. It gave Babs a nine. then I said and I said be ruthless Yeah, and it goes okay to be ruthless and then it gave me and Shy Guy like seven point eight

What I put you're the same pretty much, but then you and Babs it dropped to seven and a half. Okay So we went from nine to seven and a half. I think she was a seven too and you were a seven five or six And then it was like talking about because I put up up photos of us and I put up a group photo. I said, I actually said, who's the most attractive in the group? That's it. What made you do this? Cause I saw another show do it and I was like,

I'll bring in his content. But then I was like, oh, I just didn't, it was like, I was like, it's actually not fun. And then I go. And also it's AI, like again, I'd rather. So I did stereotypically, generically, who's the hottest in the team.

It was a photo of us at a long lunch. generically, who's the hottest in the team. Okay. It was a photo of us at a long lunch. Yes. And it said Jess scores the hottest in the team. That's very kind. Then I came second. I'm pretty sure you were third, Charguier. I think it dropped Babs to fourth. Oh.

But then I was like, I don't want to do this on air. No. Yeah, yeah. She does it. If it was... change it to me. And then it was like... It was like... I can handle it.

It didn't give me the answers I kind of wanted. So I was like, this boy. Yeah, yeah. And then it was like... What are you hoping for? I don't know. So I was like, this is boring. And then it was like- What are you hoping for? I don't know, but I was ranking our fashion as well. It's also not fair because as ladies,

or me in particular, I know what photo you're talking about, if it's the one from the lunch, I get to do makeup, I get to do hair. You guys have to roll with your face. It said you and me were very vibrant. Like I had a really big smile, I looked warm. You looked vibrant and fun. It said Shy Guy's fashion was plain.

You are plain. But it said, but it said you're tall and you've got that kind of like naturalistic look going on. Ooh, you are natural. And it told naps to replace her shoes. It didn't like her shoe and outfit. I got one of the greatest compliments yesterday. I go to this little cafe, they do this specific thing that I really enjoy. And the woman hasn't remembered me each time. And I have been a bit like, I've been in here a lot, I was hoping she would remember and we could build a bit of rapport.

Yesterday for the first time, she went, oh, hang on a minute, you came in the other day with your parents. And I went, now that actually was a while ago. I've been in multiple times since on my own, but she's put those two together. And I said, I know you didn't remember me from last time, blah, blah, blah. She goes, I feel so bad because you're just so alive. And most people around here are not alive. I went, I'm going to take that as a compliment. Yeah, absolutely.

I went, people drudging into a cafe, maybe they're not caffeinated. They're feeling a bit, I need this to wake up. Whereas I roll in, have been awake for six hours already. You're pumping, you're high. But then it gets to 3pm, don't talk to me. I would never go outside at 3pm because I'm not alive. But these are great comp- alive, vibrant. It was funny, it was just like, but like also, I was going to do this content, I had screenshots, I was like, no, this is actually like good. Whose opinion would we care about? Who are you judging? Yeah. And it was, and even that's flawed. Absolutely, then it's subjective. It's horses for courses. It is. Moan was saying a lot though, it was pretty funny with my flawed. Absolutely. Then it's subjective.

It's horses for courses. Moan was saying a lot though, it was pretty funny with my photo, it wasn't saying I was like attractive, it was saying I had a really attractive personality based off my smile and photo. It was like your energy and personality- Because you've got such an open smile and face. You look open and fun and down to earth, I was like, so I'm not attractive. So am I hot or not?

Yeah. Huh. Coming from something without a personality. Yeah, I know. Exactly. It was weird. And then I go, be ruthless. It was like, Yeah, I know. Exactly. And then I go, Be Ruthless, it's like, okay, you asked. Yes. I just found it funny that it dropped the girls more than it dropped the boys.

So clearly it was being smart enough to know I need to give the girls more compliments because it might hurt the egos. But then it dropped them. Yeah, further. Mainly. Yeah, interesting. Interesting. Loud.

That's the adjective, loud. Oh, there he is. I asked for looks. You don't describe looks as loud. They are loud. They'd be loud like Gorman. Loud. That's the adjective, loud. Oh, there he is. I asked for looks. You don't describe looks as loud. They are loud. They can be loud like Gorman. Yeah. But like that's my, that's my adornments.

Like I'm talking about my face. Loud. Okay. And you're very expressive. I can't argue with that. And you're very expressive. And you're very expressive. And you're very, like, mashed up.

Dropped pie comes to mind. Messy. What? One of the great, great insults. Your face like a dropped pie. I love that. Is it a just? That's fantastic.

Imagine if you said, what's the best ad? And I'd be like wonky. Like I just can't do that. I wondered if you were going to bring up AI. Apparently, again, very stereotypically, the measure of beauty is how symmetrical your face is. So you genuinely can measure that. Apparently there's an awful filter on TikTok

where it mirrors your face. So it's like what you should look like if you were perfectly symmetrical. And then you drop the filter to your real face and you can see how unsymmetrical you are. Why would you want to do that to yourself? So I thought maybe AI would go, well, based on the measurement.

I think, yeah, maybe it did logically. But anyway, it wasn't as fun as I was hoping it would be. You know, when you look at your own photo for too long, if you ever have to send a headshot or it's like, I'm doing a bio for an event, send me a headshot. And all I do is stare at my face. I go, why is that eye bigger than that eye? And that lip is curling up more than that.

And if you look for too long, it all starts to get a bit wonky. To be fair, the photo I used of Shaggy, the only one I could find on my phone was him holding my baby where he's awkward as fuck. And I still said he was hot. So I was like, that's... There you go. You're a bit randily in that picture.

Does that reference mean anything to you? No. Monsters Inc. That snake lizard? I don't like that. Just because you're on the side. Sorry Jess, that's just far too niche. That photo, because you're on the side.

It's giving lizard. You are the lizard man. Yeah. And the way you're holding your head up. It is a nice open photo. You're uncomfortable. I actually kind of used that photo hoping it was shit can you and it didn't. I was like fuck.

Did you use the photo from Peregrin or from meat? Meat. Yeah, see that's nice that. Plain outfit but you got a nice smile. It enjoyed that photo of us. Front on. Is that the one we had the same shirt? Yes it is. That's a nit motherfucker. That's where it all started. Anyway enjoy the show. Welcome to Thursday. Welcome to Thursday indeed.

Look, commiserations my friend, you just shared with me. I was in bed. You just shared with me. You left the pub well before kickoff last night. Well before kickoff. It was, to be fair, a great group of people. The vibes were high, but I thought that was because everyone was celebrating Angus. It is his birthday today.

We were doing a bit of a joint thing. He went, I can get everyone together, with the excuse of watching Origin, but it's nice to have all my friends in one place. It was good to see people. I went, babe, they're all there for you anyway. That's it. Our daughter woke up at 4am this morning and he sort of was lamenting, oh, everyone left at half time. I went, yeah, because no one was there for the game, babe. They were there for you. It's also like you can go home at half time and watch the second half at home. It's a late night.

I know. And what is it? 10pm? It's like, I'd go home at halftime and watch the second half at home. It's a lot. It's a late night. I know. And, and then what is it? 10 PM. It's like, I'd rather be on my couch. And then I couldn't sleep till like at least after 11 because you're just so like, You watched the whole thing. Yeah, I watched the whole thing. Unfortunately for me, I watched the whole thing. Are you the kind of supporter who was it, was it a blowout or were they in it?

I mean, that was moments. I don't think Queensland were ever really in it to be fair. But you're not the kind of supporter who would go, they've packed it in, I'm going to bed. You'll see it through to the end? I'll see it through to the end, yeah. I'll see it through to the end, yeah. Yeah, I'm sure you had Morgan, your mother-in-law,

and Florence also seeing it through to the end with you. That was the hardest thing. Morgan went to bed at halftime, so did Florence, and it was me and my mother-in-law on the couch watching it. And she's not a huge NRL person in general, but she was watching it. I was about to say- And they're going like, ah! Yelling and on the couch watching it. And like, she's not a huge NRL person in general, but she was watching it. I was about to say... On there going, like, ah!

Yelling and hitting stuff and she's just like, ah, come on! Oh, just feeding off the bite. Yeah, it was actually good. She stayed up with me and watched it. I was about to say when Robin rocked up to the pub as your plus three, I guess, to Angus' dinner, she was in her gear.

Yeah, she only gave her a scarf. She's hardcore. Also, can we have a moment for my baby's onesie? Oh my God. Come on, your husband gave it to her. He did because he's just, he's a sport lover. And he wants to see the next generation adopt it, even though Queenslander.

More so, the headband. He did not purchase the accompanying headband. Someone from her work gave her a little baby Queensland headband. From tip to toe. It was hilarious. She was kitted out. I felt really bad.

You rocked up and everyone booed, like all our friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Morgan's holding Florence. It was pretty funny because they'd go, oh, what are you wearing? And they'd see Florence and go, oh. And then they'd see her wearing it in Queensland and go, I'm so conflicted. She looks cute, but that's disgusting. I want to boo a six week old.

It was pretty funny. It was a strategy for me. Bring the cute put her in it and then I get less crap Hold her up like a shield like a shield. I'm glad I left though before kickoff so I can watch it at home Yeah in the in the comfort of your own space. Well sucks to be the Maroons good on you the blues Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah one of those games big show though team. Hey, we're here. Actually Babs isn't here She's not it was her boyfriend's's birthday yesterday so I can only assume they've pushed it too hard. Yeah yeah yeah. She just went for it. Absolutely. She, cause she didn't text last night, she texted this morning.

Yeah. She was planting seeds last night. I was like look come don't come. I didn't help her too in the podcast yesterday. I was like you're sick and I actually think she was getting sick, but. She was sounding very congested. She was, she was definitely planting seeds. Like instead of just going, guys, I don't think I can make it in. She was doing the class.

She would set her alarm for five, texted you just after. Yep. Yep. I just scheduled it. You know how to schedule a text. Absolutely. Can you schedule texts? Have you?

Yeah, yeah. Really? With the new iOS or whatever. I didn't know that. How do you do that? Don't, no, don't teach him to do it because now he's going to go at 10 past five. Interesting. I'm going to be far off on my scheduled text. So easy, I do it.

Yeah. It's a good way to make people think you're working so hard late into the evening. You're sending emails or texts at 11pm. I know you can schedule emails because I used to, there's lots of people now, this is another radio session I used to work for, you used to schedule emails in the Arvo and they'd gone at lunch. Oh, okay. Smart.

Smart. Very smart. Of course, you can to share your emails in the Arvo and they'd gone at lunch. Oh, okay. Smart. Smart. Very smart. Yeah. Of course, you can schedule all your social media posts. So it stands to reason you can do everything now. Yeah. But yeah, well, later, Babs. She's gone.

I mean, she's not dead, but she needs to take an antihistamine. Yeah, an antihistamine and some nurofen, you know? Absolutely. And an ice pack. And just lay on her back. Oh, yeah. With her legs up for a bit. Legs up, oh yeah. Just let the blood flow back. her legs up for a bit.

Just let the blood flow back. She's got to defend herself. So Shaka, you've got to step up today. You're doing double load. Double and diary day. So it's a real fun day for me. Oh no, Babs is really, Babs actually ruined your week. I've left her on a diary day too, so it's okay.

Oh, it was this tit for tat. It's even now. We're here, we can help you with the diary. No, I'm not worried to be alright. I'm heading off today, sorry. Oh yeah, that's right, you got that thing, I got that thing that you've got as well. Yeah, yeah, you're invited. No one's worried about it. But nah, big show. Big show. Big show. Alpha Bucks, as always, for $10,000. We have the Katy Perry ticket still on the show. Millie Elliott joining us because her husband Adam, who normally does our sports report, he had bicep surgery and he's still probably in the hospital. Yeah totally I just love that we can tap in

someone who is a superstar in her own right particularly when we looked at tonight in Newcastle game three of the women's origin. Correct. Former player herself currently pregnant probably would have been playing this year. Absolutely. So very exciting to have Millie a little bit later. We've also got tickets to that as well we got've got Wordy-okey. I mean, it's all happening. But up next, Ducco, I have a conundrum. Okay.

I have a problem. Yeah. Actually, something I identified last night, brother. Ooh. Just gonna bring it on air. Yeah. So we can flesh it out. Oh.

With me or with you? Well, it's with me and you. Oh, okay. It's with me concerning you. Okay. All right. Here we go. And I just, we just need to me concerning you. Okay, alright, here we go. And I just, we just need to clear the air. Okay, I'll do it now.

Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. OnlyFans, let's discuss. More good news. I've actually, well obviously never used OnlyFans. You don't need to lie to me. So true. I'm like, yeah, I'm big on it. It's not just for sexy stuff.

No it's not. It's just for for sexy stuff. It's just for niche Specific stuff. Yeah, isn't it? And we've interviewed a few OnlyFans people that do do or have done sexiest stuff. That's right One of those interviews got a whole promotion cancelled. Yeah Yeah, so one of the biggest OnlyFans people out of the state Sophie rain is her name apparently She's known as the MVP of OnlyFans gets millions of dollars a year Oh damn I know that's where we always talk about OnlyFans isn't it? Because these people who used to work marketing jobs for $65,000 a year,

and now earning $500,000 a year on OnlyFans. And then you think, I can do that, and then you realise it's like the top 1% and it's impossible. 100%. It's really hard. Absolutely. And people don't often always want what I have. I'm there in my low-cut tops. Hey.

Remember that time you tried to sell foot pics? I mean. What? That guy still asked me to do that. You couldn't, you know, you just gotta find your people. You gotta find my nation. Yeah. Anyway, she's a super creator,

but apparently it's not all sexy. So she said 78% of her chats between her clients are not anything sexy, not any photos. They're just genuine chats. So far as I- Oh my God, this is the loneliness epidemic, ducko. How's this? Her top fan, apparently his name is Charlie, can't be Israel. He's a married American man, has shelled that over $6 million over two years,

and never asked for nude photos, they talk every single day without fail, they'll send voice notes to each other, and he just wants to know how her day's going, and loves getting to know her on a personal level. Sorry, how much has Charlie spent? Six million over two years. Charlie's obviously got a bit of cash. And a family and a wife that he doesn't love. No, he doesn't want to talk to them.

He'd rather talk to Sophie. But then she said, Charlie's on the extreme, but she said this is more common than you're not. They've broken down the top seven only fans have reported the top seven topics people talk to them about. Sure. Okay, so number seven, fitness and workouts. Oh, you would love love that. There's your niche baby. That's what I should do. Slide into Ducko's DM. For $2.99 he'll talk to you about abs. Oh yeah. Let's talk zone two workouts.

Oh I'll show you. Oh you won't have to send sexy pics. Just show pics of your whoop. That's it. Look at my sleep consistency. Hell yeah. What's your whoop age? Mine's 8 years younger. Full erection. Yes. TV shows, movies and books is number 6. Oh that shy guy right there. You've got things to say about TV shows. We could do like a joint account. Oh you could have... We could reply based on our niches. Yeah that's great. Sounds like the chase. You could be food. Okay You can also be this one just number five latest holidays or social posts so they talk about the social posts in depth Yes, I mean a social post bit different to yours, but I love dissecting stuff. Yep

Number four anyone could do this pets Stuff to say yes hobbies is number three, like gaming, cooking and sports. Okay, maybe Babs can take that one. Give that to her. Number two, work. So they brag or they vent about work. So they bitch about people at work. Oh my god, and this is the thing. See, Charlie's an anomaly because he had a partner,

but if you actually didn't have a partner, or felt like you could find in a close group of friends, I'll go talk to Sophie. Go chat to her. And I can talk to her about work and my issues and season three of Hacks, things like that. And my T2 workout. And my T2 workout.

It must get exhausting being her. Exhausting. Also talk about wearing many different hats, because one part of the day she's talking to Charlie about a hobby and the next, Gunther's come through being like, show me your your titties like that's actually hard to switch between You've just gone the Friends Barista That's why, is that even my name?

You've gone the Friends Barista I think talking about TV shows, frames popped in my head Your freaking coffee, but do you want to know the number one thing? Oh yes I do The number one thing that people talk about over the phone is about Not sexy No, not sexy. Their hometown and upbringing like parents and relationship.

Wow. Who's doing that? Who's unpacking their parents' relationship? To be fair, Ducco, not everyone has a radio show with which to do those things. So true. Because of that list, I feel like we cover that most days. Yeah, we do. That's what you're saying.

So maybe this is just- What I'm hearing hearing is do we need to be charging for this? If Sophie's earning six million dollars from one bloke talking about hobbies, parents, relationships, hometowns. We need to charge for it. Do we move this show onto Onlyfans? We could. Would you pay? You can do that can't you? Because it doesn't just need to like we could put this on only. I think so. Because it's just like a subscriber base right? I stopped the naughty content for about two months and then realised no one's paying for this. Oh, so you just get your Johnson out every now and then? I can do that. I'll take that for the team. Everyone's like ah put it away. I'll flush an areola? Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada,

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Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada, $10,000 our player today we got Jada hello Jada how are you Jada we couldn't be better babe we have the opportunity to make this Thursday pretty damn special are you ready to win 10 grand I am good attitude what do you want to spend the money on I need a new car I wrote mine off not long ago. Oh no, that's unfortunate. Oh jeez, a little accident, wrote it off, we need a new one. Well, great omen for you today Jada. What's she got? The letter you're going to work with is C. C for car.

There you go. How does that feel? Excellent, excellent, that feels pretty good. That sounds pretty good. Alright, 30 seconds on the clock and your time will start after the first question. Come on! Let's RIP in! Starting with the letter C, Jada, we need you to name something round. Circle.

A drink. Cocktail. A band. A pass. A country. Canada. A spice. Coriander.

A Disney character. A movie. A movie. A movie. A movie. A movie. A movie. A country. Canada. A spice. Coriander. A Disney character. Cinderella. An instrument.

Claspenet. A star sign. Capricorn. A clothing brand. Colorado. Colorado! Colorado! Colorado!

On or after the buzzer. It's after the buzzer. I don't know if I can give it. Uh...uh...Colorado? Colorado! Colorado! Colorado! On or after the buzzer? It's after the buzzer. I don't even know if I can give it. But there's...oh look, I've got some question marks. Spice, coriander, that's an herb, isn't it?

Oh, you little bang on. That's an herb. Ian Huey-Hewitzen would be so proud of you. Yeah, I thought I could... That's what we interviewed him, that's how I know the difference. Yeah, that's how you know the difference. Which means you would have got yourself five... An instrument as well. I think you were going for the clarinet.

I heard clarinet. Castanet. Yeah, castanet oh the clickers oh I didn't even know that so Jodie you taught me something you got yourself six then a band could have been Coldplay a Spice that's a Biggie a Spice could have been Cummin or Cinnamon an instrument you said it which you nailed a clothing brand Country Road Cotton On look you don't go by empty-handed you do get a hundred off to spend online at tradie underwear okay Jada excellent thank you thank you their castanets Tucker you know the clicky thing that's what I get in the back that in the rainmaker did you how did you know that how did you know that Jada have that a top of mind for you school. I mean we are over the recorder. We thought you played the castanets. It was in that other class. You take these in the corner

and you have fun. We don't want you blowing, we want you clacking. Great stuff Jada, one of the great answers. Yeah that was good. Very good. Well done. Thank you. Thanks. Jess and Daco. Got a big appointment today. We've been wanting to run you through this for a while, didn't know how to sort of bring it up, but I'm just going to rip the bandaid off. So obviously our daughter's been born now for six weeks, had her six week vaccinations. We also go into our obstetrician today to get our checkup. That's right, the postpartum for them, for mama. Correct.

Yeah, it's a big, that's quite a big milestone. It is a big milestone. Morgan's doing really, really well and she's been doing amazing. Um, but this is the milestone. I believe it is the green light to get back to some normality. If you are picking up what I'm putting down because Adults, yes, adult normality and also exercise and stuff like that. Obviously.

But, oh, that's what you've missed doing with Morgan. So deadlifts, obviously we go home and deadlift.ifts. We share the bar. Load up more white honey. You did hands on hands at birth and now you've missed doing hands on hands with the bar with the woman. Yeah, I get it. I want to speak to you about it because I wanted to know when this came around for you and Angus, was this like green light, all systems go, you're good to go? Because I was speaking to Morgan about it yesterday and I was like, so does this mean we go in there? I'm very excited to see our obstetrician again. I've missed him. Yeah, we have a great relationship. You connected you and Godfrey.

Yeah, we did. Hands on hands for the birth of my daughter. Anyway. Absolutely. I'm very excited to see him again. But when he goes, hey, duck man, you're good to go. I'd imagine that's how it's going to turn out. I assume he's going to say, hey Morgan, you're good to go. Probably. Firstly, but by extension that means you too. Yes, are good to go. As Hey Morgan, you're good to go. Probably. Firstly, but by extension that means you too. Yes.

Are good to go. As a married couple, are good to go. I said to Morgan, does that mean we're good to go? And, and it's on. And she said, Oh, I guess, but I'm still nervous. I don't know if we should. And then how, and then what if. Physically is one thing, Ducco.

Yeah. Mentally. That's the thing. Emotionally, spiritually. Yep. Just how, Ducker. Yeah. Mentally. That's the thing. Emotionally. Spiritually. Yep. Just how you're feeling.

Yep. I remember the six week appointment, because I thought it was going to be, okay, pants come off, daddy holds the baby and I go behind the screen. Is that not what it is? Nah, man. I sat on the chair and my obstetrician went, how are you feeling? I said, good. He goes, cool, man.

I'll write you a prescription for some contraception. See you later. Unless you wanna see me again for baby number two too soon. Don't call me. Go buy the pill. Did he? He didn't look. So he didn't look at Gus high five

and go, you're back big dog. Nah man, he didn't even look at my stitches. Oh, I thought they'd have to check everything. And because I'm gutless and don't, it's not even confrontation. I didn't know how to go, can you look at my. Yeah, downstairs to make sure. Cause you'd wanna know, right? Kind of. I didn't know how to go, can you look at my- Yeah, downstairs to make sure, cause you'd want to know, right?

Kind of. I mean, I've been checking on Morgan's perineum all the time just to make sure it's okay. You're basically, you're basically a nursing training. I've got a rule out and I'm just measuring when that line, you know, measuring the length of it. The stitches look dissolved, honey. They're looking good.

No, he genuinely trusted me to articulate if I'd been good. I hadn't looked down there. Yeah, of course. Why would you? I mean, I thought he was going to do it. So I felt a little bit, um, okay. But I'll be honest with you, ducko.

And I want you to just have realistic expectations. Yes. I wasn't up for it. Yeah. This is the thing, right? For a while. This is exactly what Morgan said. And I understand that mentally and feeling physically.

I think I was lucky enough to have some success breastfeeding. So I was just feeling for a long while kind of like a machine. And it's funny, I know Morgan has articulated the word cow because all you feel like you're doing is keeping this thing alive. Yeah. Oh, your bundle of joy. Don't get me wrong. But you are, you have one sole task and it is to feed, cuddle, change nappies. You don't feel like your

most sexy self. Sexy being. I see. It's got nothing to do with attraction or love. It is purely, and I speak for myself and myself alone. No, no, she's articulated this as well. Yeah. She said that to me and I was like, no, but you do look great and you're doing so well. I've been, you know, fitting the compliments and I think she is and does. But when she said that, I was like, no, what? I just would have I can understand it. Yeah. I was just kind of thinking like when she got the green light, she'd be jumping at the

bit because this is the longest time between drinks. I think since we've ever been together. And it's a pretty amazing feat for you guys over a decade together and you've kept that. You know, the stereotypical thing when you've been with someone for a long time, that falls to the wayside. When you're first together,

it's hot and heavy all the time, and then you settle down and things just get more comfortable. Whereas you guys sound like you've kept that spark alive. However, this huge life change. Because you add in the last couple of weeks of the pregnancy when it's full whale mode and there's nothing going to happen. And you're going to induce labour if you do do anything.

Exactly. Exactly. And it's not like the most pleasant experience. Totally. So you know, you're looking at a couple, like, you know, eight, nine weeks. Totally. Around that period. Yeah.

Where did you sit before? Now that, that is a great question. I reckon it was more than that. I reckon I was probably pushing three months. Okay. Because I've been speaking to some of my friends about it and they were saying similar like 11, 12 weeks. Yeah, I reckon. Interesting. I'm trying to think what would be the milestone. So Lucia was born late October, you know, summer comes around maybe, could it be, I reckon maybe three, four months. Wild. Yeah.

And I already very lazy. So it was like, well, you've got to ease me back into this. You've really got a task ahead of you. Yeah. Okay. Okay. But what I'd say to you is romance. And you know, I know you're not going to assume anything and it's obviously got to make sure you're both into it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Comfortable and happy. Yeah. But romance, baby, romance. It's it. So I just thought it was like, when you get the tea, you get the tea. It was, I didn't, I didn't take into account. She's not chomping at the bits. No, exactly.

Which makes sense. And don't take it personally. No, no, no. It makes sense. I understand. But that's why I wanted to ask you about it too. Cause I was like, surely you would have been chomping at the bit, but no, still the same. Still the same. Okay. You know. They don't put this in the at the bit, but no, still same. Still same. Okay.

You know? They don't put this in the baby brochure, do they? No, they don't. And also, you know, how much energy you expend breastfeeding, like your calorie intake for food and hydration needs to be so high just to keep replenishing that. All her function is going towards that. That makes sense. I don't think there's anything left over for daddy.

When you're putting it that way, I'm kind of turned off. Oh, you're putting it like that. I kind of makes me really understand. But what I wanted to do, you need to look after yourself for a little longer. Fine. What I wanted to do on 13 10 60, it doesn't need to be because of this. Yeah. But how long between sessions?

Oh, do you want a little bit of expectation? Make me feel better. I'm talking to people who've been married. Who's in the desert with Ducka? Who's in the Sahara with me looking at the mirage going, is it time? Yeah, they've got a whole gamut of things. Yeah, it could be anything. Maybe you're punishing them.

Maybe there was a medical thing involved. Maybe there was just distance. Oh, did you survive long distance for a really long time? That could be it. Yeah, you're in the desert by choice. Yeah, yeah. 13, 10, 60. How long were you in the desert for?

How long were you in the desert for? How long did they leave you high and dry? Now once again, fully understand and I'm not- Hey, single people. Will you take a single? Absolutely. I haven't got some for 20 years or something. Absolutely.

I will definitely take that. Okay. I'll give you an origin tickets as well. It's been a long time. Seven months. Go to the origin. You'll find something there. You'll meet someone.

13 10 60 will I will get you on next. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. How long have you been in the desert? That's right. How long have you been in the barren lands? So thirsty. That's Ducko. Yeah, right now.

We're talking about the, I've got the checkup with my wife today, obstetrician appointment. Six weeks postpartum, very big deal. Tick the box. For a lady who's just had a kid. Massive deal. And she's doing so, so well, Morgan. She's actually been incredible. Amazing to watch.

And I thought in my naive state, six weeks gets the green light for exercise and other forms of exercise Mm-hmm, and she reminded me that and you've reminded me since that maybe you're not feeling up to it as Lord said you might get the green light, but that does not mean you make Christ You met the singer Lord, yeah, I know you're a Eucharistic minister Lord LRD You meant the singer Lord, yeah. I know you're a Eucharistic minister through and through. What was this in? Lord L-O-R-D-E. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, you want the green light, I want it. That's it.

Recently, Pabst in Sydney having a boogie. Even though you might get Lord's green light, it does not mean you're up for it. You know that, we know that. It makes total sense. But I want you to have realistic expectations that could be six months, brother. Wow! And you know what's so funny? Knowing your luck, knowing your luck, you'll fall pregnant naturally the first time.

My two little swimmers that I got going on down there, like that really needed help, will just work or something. How many people have we heard who go through IVF? The second one, miraculous. I know. The real Lord, not the lord lord. The benefit of having two is the fact that they're never gonna work. Chances are slim, but take precautions. So anyway, we were just wondering how long between sessions is your longest... 13 years you've been together and this is your

longest time in the desert. Yeah, it makes sense, but is it... someone out there that's been in a drought because they're single? Are they in a drought because maybe their partner doesn't love them? I don't know. Just wanted to get to it. You know, Sam on 13 10 60, what's your situation? So for my three children, I had to, I had high risk pregnancies. So for like eight months of the pregnancies, it was a no go zone. Medical orders.

Yeah, medical orders. Very fair. And then eight weeks postpartum, no touchy, furthest C-section. Oh, okay. Geez. That's a, that's a big stint. We're looking at nearly a year. Like.

Yep. And then with the last one, even after the two months, I was like, no, no touchy. Yeah, I was going to say, Sam, did you have any desire? Because that's what it comes down to, isn't it? You might physically be like, get the green light, but if the desire is not there, just leave me alone. Yeah. It was especially during the pregnancy because there was so much stuff going on.

My poor husband like love language touch. Get away from me. And I'm like, yeah, don't, don't touch me. Everything hurts. Everything's uncomfortable. We're going to be some words of affirmation for the foreseeable future hubby. Yeah. Thank you very much. It would have been like we didn't know each other again when after that year was done.

And you could, oh, look there they are in the background too. Thanks so much. Thank you for sharing Sam. That's a really interesting perspective. We got to Adam on 13 10 60. Talk to me here, Adam. Yeah. How you going, mate? I'm good. I'm good. What are we talking? Time wise?

Almost two years. It was, what, October 23. And if you don't mind sharing, Adam, the reason? Don't really know. Single and just recently dated for six months. And even then then nothing happened. When the time is right, the time is right. It's got to obviously be perfect for everyone involved. Two years. So how are you going now without Adam? Are you just so used to it? Oh, it's a struggle. No, it's a struggle. You struggle every day, but at the same time it's like, oh yeah, whatever. It's just another day and you move forward another day in Adam's world that's

right bite down the mouth guard and go again you know what I mean that's exactly right yeah good on you Adam you look after yourself yeah so yeah blisters everywhere Meredith hello morning guys this is probably gonna make you feel bad. Okay. I'm a cesarean and I was pretty keen to get the oven cooking again and I was told not to lift anything heavier than my baby and two weeks later we were back in the saddle. No, Meredith. Hang on. You left the desert after two weeks? Yeah.

Meredith. That's not a desert. No, no. She just went for a walk. She was's not a desert. No, no. She just went for a walk. She was just on the beach. Yeah, she was just on the beach for an afternoon. Two weeks.

The doctor didn't tell me anything except for don't lift anything heavier than your baby. I mean, I guess lifting... Yeah, lifting and lying, different things. Different. And I just can't believe, again, as we said... Sorry, you're right. Sorry, is that me in the background?

It's all right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mary, as we said, to each their own, but the desire, like your father, your mother, your son, your daughter, your son, your daughter, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your son, your, as we said, to each, sorry, is that me in the background? It's a radio. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As we said, to each their own, but the desire, like your fire was reignited that quickly. I was ready to have another baby. I wanted him terribly close.

Interesting. So it wasn't necessarily desire. It was, I want to get... Yeah. How did you want, what's your mindset there? How did you want one so close together? Um, I don't know. Yeah. How did you want, what's your mindset there? How did you want one so close together? I don't know. Just did.

Okay. Was it, a lot of people say to me, Meredith, oh, you just want to sort of get them out the way. So you're in that turmoil of newbornness. Not at all. I was just in that mode. Just in the zone. Wow.

Yeah. Okay. And sorry, if you don't mind me asking, did you fall pregnant that quickly? Do you have kids really close together? No, they're two years, nine months and one day. And that was because I breastfed. I had to stop breastfeeding in order to be able to, you know.

Conceive. Of course. I didn't think about that. But I mean, again, not foolproof conception that. Conception, sorry. That is- So what I'm hearing is- To each their own? Yeah, conception, sorry. That is, um, So what I'm hearing, what I'm hearing is, To each their own.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'll be in the desert for a touch longer. Might want to you and Adam start a club. Jess and Daco. It's Katy Perry here. Global superstar Katy Perry is bringing her Lifetimes tour presented by Snaffle to Sydney's Kudos Bank Arena June 9th. Tickets on sale now. For info, head to tegdainty.com. You're gonna hear me roar

Jess and Ducko's one second song game. Here we go. Amanda joins us again because she is our carryover champ and if she is standing tomorrow, she walks away with a double pass to see KP. KP! And of course, a night's accommodation down in Sydney.

She needs to identify a Katy Perry song within one second. If she stumbles though, phones are open. If she stumbles, yeah. Amanda, good morning. Good morning. Now when we spoke to you yesterday, you'd spent 24 hours studying up. Have you continued that study? Are you feeling confident today? Yes I feel better today but yes I've been

listening to a lot of Katy Perry. Okay you're still studying your KP because this would be hard this would be Stephen Bradbury if someone swooped you right now. I know I know she's she's been here for a while. She's been here for a couple days now. There's still there's still there's still another day to go we've got to get through Thursday. There's blood in the water though the the sharks are circling, they're all calling through. So here's your one second snippet of the Katy Perry song, Amanda. You need to tell us what this is. Okay, what do you reckon Amanda?

I don't know that one. I'll give it to you again because I have given it to you twice every day. There you go. Because I don't even think Shazam could pick up one second. So it's all, it's got to be Amanda's brain. Siri wouldn't even pick up one second. Amanda, you got to lock something in for us babe. Oh, um...

I'm just going to say electric. Electric! Ah, no! Oh no! Amanda, I'm sorry? Ah, no! Oh no! Amanda, I'm sorry! 131060! Oh no. Oh, that didn't feel good, Doctor O.

It didn't, it felt heartbreak. But we move forward. Mark, good morning. Morning guys, how are ya? Oh, so good, Mark. Are you a kitty cat? Katy Perry fan? Sure are.

Meow. Meow. We're gonna give you that one second, Mark. Here you go. Any ideas why the wall is it wide awake wide awake That song I'm wide awake Darby Darby hello morning Darby Darby we've heard it's not electric It's not wide awake, but here is the one second for you.

What do you think? Um. Oh gosh I don't have a clue. Um. This is getting a kitty cat. Totally. Take a stab Derby. I'm just going to have to say lifetimes. I don't know. Lifetimes! We played that don't know. Lifetimes! We played that quite a bit, lifetimes.

And isn't it funny, Ducco, I don't think this is one of- I don't think this is kind of easier. As deep a cut that we've already done. But we go to Nicky. Good morning, Nick. Good morning. Babe, we've heard a couple of guesses all incorrect. Here's the one second for you. What do you think, Nikki?

I'm pretty sure it's California girls. My buzz is not my things not working. It'll come any time now. What sound are you trying to make? The dent-deril. Yeah, I'm sorry, Nikki. It's not that. It is not California.

That's a biggie. California girls. I know. Michaela, good morning. Oh, there it is. Hello. Hello. It's Nikki Cowie, dude. Do you want to hear it. Do you want to hear it or you just want to lock it in? No I don't want to hear it. I know it. This is how we do. Yes Queen. Yes you nailed that. Were you just yelling at the radio? Yeah pretty much. You keen to be there in June when she comes down to Sydney? Yes I'm very keen.

to be there in June when she comes down to Sydney? Yes I'm very keen. Alright well clear your schedule we need you back this time tomorrow Michaela. Yep no worries. And if you can get it tomorrow you win the tickets. That's so exciting. Very exciting. Alright she's had got a few people today didn't she? It really did I feel bad for Amanda. She could join the queue again tomorrow. Yeah she can jump back on the horse. Okay. Up next, Millie Elliott though, joining us chatting all things Origin and Origin tomorrow night, we will get her on next. Jess and Zaco. Boom, boom, boom, everybody say Adam.

Elliot's wife, Millie Elliott. Millie Elliott. Millie Elliott. He's a superstar and we're very lucky to have her in because Adam's recovering. Hi Millie. Hello. How are we? We do love that you can just sub him out for you in.

Like what a replacement. I know it's a like for like really and yeah Adam has just had surgery on his bicep. He's tore his bicep tendon in the game on the weekend so he's just recovering trying to get some sleep at home but yeah it's quite uncomfortable. I told him I'd give him a couple of weeks of sympathy and maybe you know that's maybe even stretching it. Yeah I mean it sounds like a horrific injury don't get me wrong but when one half of the couple is growing a baby, 25 weeks over the halfway point we're tickling the third trimester you're gonna get all the attention on you. Doesn't matter what he's snapped. I appreciate you've done this for attention.

Yeah, but I need it back. It's gonna swing back real soon. Yeah. All the best with recovery. Of course, we send him positive vibes. You both being like NRL athletes and rugby league athletes, at least you can relate to the injury, like the feelings, the emotions, the head noise.

No one would be better to relate than you. Yeah, no, I know. And look, you would think so sometimes. You often forget about how crappy surgery is. It's like a horrible feeling afterwards and you can't move and you're thinking, how is this going to get back to where it was? You know, that's what you think in the first couple of days. So, you know, even though we've both had multiple surgeries, they all suck, so. Who's had the worst out of the two of you? Oh, wait, let's compare.

Because I know you guys are competitive. Yeah, okay. So who's had the worst? Yeah, who's had the worst? Who's broke your nose? I broke my nose a couple of times. Then I got my, I did get my nose redone at the end of last year.

Yeah. And when it's in the middle of your face, that is like, I had, it was like, I'd just been like in the ring with like, yeah, yeah, you know, I don't know, name's Ahmed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was, you know, the black eyes and everything and headaches and whatnot. But I have had my shoulder done. He's had his shoulders done.

He's had his knee done. I was really close to getting my neck done, but I, oh, I tell you what, surgeons, they love to operate. They'll tell you they need, you need to get fixed. They need everything fixed, but I ended up getting that- Cut you open.

Yeah, fully, they just insert, cut straight across the neck. I was 20 years old. They were gonna do a disc replacement. And I, on the 11th hour, two days before my surgery was supposed to be, I found a physio that wanted to take a holistic approach. And it worked. And it bloody worked.

Can you imagine that? That would have been horrible. Get a third, fourth opinion if you need surgery. That's for sure. That's a great little takeaway from that. When you're a footy player though, it's like they want you up. They just want to cut and go. Cut and go.

Cut and go. We need the body. We need you good to go. Yeah, my mum did her ACL once and when I say my mum did it my dog ran into my mum and did her ACL but a surgeon literally looked her up and down and went you're no athlete. Lie down for a while and recover. Do some rehab. I feel like ACL is a surgery issue, apparently not. Well, you don't actually need them if you aren't... You're not side-stepping. Exactly, yeah. And to be fair, I'm never sad to be here though. Adam probably likes to think that he does,

but maybe in his earlier days. But in the middle, I reckon you could get by without one. Run it straight. There's no side-stepping, straight up. Our thoughts go out to him, horrible injury, so we hope to see him back in positive soon. But you stepping in, big night last night, Origin game. Yes, it was awesome.

I feel like, and I know you're a Queenslander, Ducco, but I feel like Queensland just always had that one in the pocket, you know? It wasn't really... What do you say? They should have won it. No, sorry, New South Wales. New South Wales, sorry. You said Queensland, yeah.

Oh, I said Queensland. I don't even know, are you? I just feel. New South Wales. New South Wales. Sorry. You said Queensland. Yeah. Queensland. I was like, I don't even know where I am. I just feel like New South Wales kind of always had that. And the kicking definitely, I was like, Jesus, we've missed a few kicks and we could have been up a little bit more now. Yeah. Yeah. But I feel like they just always had that in the bag and I feel like they've got another level to go to.

I agree. Yeah. Look, it's not looking great for Queensland. I will say. It's not. It's not. It's looking pretty rough, isn't it? It's looking grim and that was at Suncorp. What has Suncorp turned into? I know. It's turned into a very good place in New South Wales. Trust me, I had head noise in bed last night. And you had a nondrino bicep injury. I had no injury. Millie, I'd love to get your professional take on Ducco forcing his six-week-old daughter

to don the maroon. Maroon. Maroon. Yeah. Even though born in, on New South Wales turf. Literally born in New South Wales, in Newcastle. Sorry, where is your beautiful wife Morgan from? But Jess, ah, Brisbane.

But Jess made the statement, it's where your testicles come from, right? So she's from Queensland testicles. Okay, well, you know what? Jess made the statement, it's where your testicles come from, right? So she's from Queensland testicles. Okay, look, you know what? I'm going to be like a little bit Switzerland with this. If you're both from Queensland, why didn't you just go and have your beautiful child in Queensland? He tried.

I did try. I did try. His obstetrician. Morgan's like, this is ridiculous. His obstetrician wouldn't travel. It was a whole thing. We have a big one tonight. Midorja Stadio and the Women's Orogan. Yeah, very exciting.

Obviously, yes, sorry once again, the New South Wales have already won this series. So whether they lose tonight, they've still won. This is the first third game in history. Well last year there was a third game. There was. And at Newcastle, remember last year, New South Wales won the last, sorry, New South Wales won game one at Suncorp. And then we came into game two thinking,

let's wrap this up and we ended up losing by field goal. That's right! Lauren Brown, Queensland in the dying seconds of the game. And then we absolutely choked in Townsville. Lauren Brown, Queensland in the dying seconds of the game. And then we absolutely choked in Townsville. So there was a three game series up there, but this is the first time New South Wales have ever won a series.

And this will go down, if they win, you know, when to win in a whitewash, I think that'll be pretty impressive. And that'll go down in the history books for sure. So look, that's what we're looking for. We're looking for Newcastle to turn up full force. Yeah. Even though we've won let's get behind them. Dig the boot in. Salt in the wood. Yeah. Come on. Jessie Southwell she didn't play last year so this will be her little homecoming

I guess playing in Newcastle State state of origin, so local girl. Yeah, it's exciting. We've got one double pass left for tonight's game coming up just before nine o'clock, so stick with us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, a lot to enjoy. A lot to enjoy. There's one other thing huge going on in the sporting world, Mil, that you've brought for us. I've just seen the headline and my mouth is salivating.

Yeah, you know what, I actually thought you put this one in here, Jessi No, no, I've got nothing to do with this And I do want to say if you do head over I'll read it I'll read what it is and then I'll say why it's so fitting for you Sure So a German youtuber has tripped stumbled and tumbled his way to victory for the second year running at one of Britain's zaniest

sports contests It's in Monarch. You know how they run down the hill, but then they fall down the hill? It's like 180 meters of ridiculously steep hill, where they're just trying to get down as fast as they can. So I guess it kind of helps being a little bit heavier too. Yeah, yeah. That's physics there. Physics, yeah.

But anyway, so it's the, sorry, the pursuit of a speeding wheel of double Gloucester cheese. Gloucester, baby. Gloucester cheese. It's a cheese race. They try a cheese down the hill and they run after it. That's right. The prize was a three kilogram circle of cheese.

Sorry, is that actually worth, like, probably ripping your intestines out? Three kilos of cheese? Do you that actually worth like probably ripping your intestines out? And knocking your tits in? People get knocked out when they go down that hill they get knocked out in this roll hill. Absolutely. They would have to sign waivers. Yeah it's the glory to then walk away with the only... Would you do that for three kilos of cheese though? The only thing that would motivate me that does motivate me to exercise meal is thinking about lunch coming up or the meal coming up or what I can now justify putting in my gob. So yes, this absolutely would have me hip and shouldering, chase and cheese.

That's the fastest you'll see her run, you'll see her go for it. Every time I do train, I just go, think of that Caesar salad coming up, Jess, don't worry. The Caesar salad from? Oh, Lotus in the Junction. You, Lotus, I've heard you say that. I've heard you say that. We could talk about your Caesar salad and cheese all the time, but we shan't. Millie's got commitments. We were just on the Today Show.

Do you have to go somewhere else to talk about tonight? Triple M, Tenure and Steve down the hall. Oh, we don't talk about them here, Millie. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Come on, you're going to them too? Oh my god, no loyalty. Come on, look after Newcastle. Hey, thanks for coming in. Good luck tonight as well on the call for Channel 9 and go Queensland.

Thank you. I'm the blue. From Babs' boyfriend's birthday to my husband's birthday today, Ducco. Yep. My sweet angel dumpling man turning 34. Sure he loves you calling him that? He absolutely does. I put it all over sidebar.

So I've just done a series of Instagram stories, because obviously that's how we show love online these days. If no one sees it, is it real? He text me, thanks for those lovely stories. Didn't share them to his own story. Oh. How do I feel about that? I mean, I feel like-

Have we moved away from the happy birthday on Instagram? I don't think anyone does it anymore. I mean, I thought you might do a little grid post for him, chuck him up there. I've got a commitment to do a sponsored post today, so I can't do one. See, I think he might share the one of Lucia, because at least he looks like he's got a bit of shoulder definition. He usually doesn't like me sharing beach pics of him. He's like, don't, you know.

I don't see people share the birthday posts anymore. He hasn't reshared them. So what was the point of putting them out there? Anyway, the point of what I wanted to tell you. What was all that love? The point of this story was to make good for all the times I've shamed him on air. He's my greatest source of funny stories and hijinks.

And look, he doesn't come off looking too good most of the time. So when this happened yesterday, I went, oh. It was last week, he just, he peed come off looking too good most of the time. So when this happened yesterday I went oh. It was last week he just he peed himself while drunk in the corner of the room. Anyway sorry press off. He peed himself he just we'd on the floor. Used the toilet. Yeah he'd used the toilet in the bedroom. Yes. So maybe this will make good. Okay. And he doesn't even know he did it I've not actually talked to him about this. We have just got approved for some renovations on our house had to get the DA and all that jazz from the council. So now we're having some conversation with interior designers and builders. And one thing my husband is very good at is being a chameleon.

So the way I see him as a husband, as a father, it's one version of Angus. Around Du Bois, sometimes I see another version. Um, Do you go, that's not the man I married. Well, sometimes I go, Ooh, I don't see that side of you. When I see him at work, you know, if I've popped in or maybe I'm doing something on the periphery, I go, Ooh, that's another side boss Angus. But yesterday I got to see kind of blokey builder Angus.

Oh, so we're sitting there with the builder going through the plans. And I'll be honest, I've taken a real backseat because what the hell do I know about? You know, I wouldn't have thought you've taken a backseat. I have opinions on wallpaper and we're not there yet. Apparently we're talking about structure and engineering and, and, um, build certificates, certificates and stuff. Very good. I sit there quietly and offer build certificates. Yep. Certificates and stuff. Very good. I sit there quietly and offer people tea.

But anyway, so the builders, they're talking about stuff, but Angus is, uh, you know, got his blundstones on or whatever. And I swear to God his voice dropped like an octave, but he's using words like joist and cladding. And at one point he asked about a load-bearing wall because we want to put in some retractable door and he's going yeah is that point load-bearing enough? He's not talking to me he's talking to Luke the Builder and I'm sitting there across the table going hello Bob the Builder it was

doing something. That's the fantasy that it gave you. Maybe and I've never thought of that. He's done handy things before. He's very handy. With all the wet weather we've had our floorboards have swollen and the back door swollen, he got a plane around and sanded it back. So he is very handy but just this lingo around another blokey bloke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It got you hot under the collar. It really did. Interesting. Even though I felt so out of my depth, I don't understand what either of those, what's a

joist? You're coming to the wrong person for that. Yeah, you're fair. I know load bearing is structural. Load bearing is structural. There was something about in the ensuite, he kept saying the fall. I was like, what does that mean? Oh, okay. There was something about in the ensuite he kept saying the fall Google the bunch of like phrases that people say for Reynolds and he just whipped them out at the meeting to see him like

The builder was responding to him in turn I was like, oh we got another one another builder for dummies. Yes, mate It's a load-bearing wall. Yep. Okay. We can do that. This was meant to be a positive. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't even back myself in. I'd be like, yeah. So he backs himself in and I think he delivered because the builder was engaging on a, on a, what seemed like a very even playing field. So when builder left, did you go, did you tell him, do you honey? Well, honey, I'm very impressed. I said, how do you know what all that is? You go, oh, you know, you need to. I watch Better Homes and Garlands. Big fan of Susie O'Neil? Is it Susie O'Neil? No. Joe. Who's on Better Homes? I don't know. Not Susie O'Neil. No, you've brought it up now. What's her name? Just say the block. Just go back to Scott.

Oh there we go, that's more of it. That's a better reference, show guy. Joanna Griggs. Oh, I'm really glad we got there. Jess and Ducco. But geez, Fridays Live is the talk of the town. Absolutely. And we got news. Yeah, we do. Obviously got Mariah Carey, Pitbull, Wiz Khalifa and more return to Sydney's NG Stadium Saturday, October 18.

If you're an eligible ANZ Visa cardholder, the Fridays Live ANZ Circle pre-sale starts today at midday. So head to Fridays with a Z live dot live for details. That's right. Check your card. Check your card. Check your accreditations. Yeah. And you could get pre-sale. Come on. ANZ Visa card holders. Hot ticket in 10. I've got an ANZ Visa. Do you? Yeah, I think that's our joint card. As you know, not across our family admin. Chuck it on there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it is that.

I'll text my husband. You can be off to NG Stadium to see Friday's live with Mariah Carey Pitbull. Mariah Carey Pitbull. Jordan. Can't wait to see Jordan's box. Yeah. Little John. Little John, from the window. Do the wow! That's all I want to see. Me too. And I want to see which way he. And I wanna see which way he points to the window

and which way he points to the wall on the stage. Which way is he gonna go? Because in my mind, window is left, wall is right. If you're facing the audience. Oh, okay, but in a stadium is window technically roof. I was gonna say the window might be the screen. You're the big screen. Oh!

Would love to see his interpretation. And then when he goes the sweat drop down mart, does he point to himself? Oh! Or does he point to some dude in the audience who looks a bit above weight? Going back to the wall, is the whole thing wall in a circular stadium? Oh goodness, that's a no-jump for a Friday. Is it one wall? Oh because it's all round. It's all round. You know like in a room, there's angles of the corners.

Yeah, here we go. And there's no angle. And there's no angle. What's the wall? Hey, you're the angle guy. Shy guy. I try to be the angel guy, but I end up being the angle guy. Misspelling.

Can't spell, obviously. Oh, a lot of questions for Lil Jon. Can we talk to Lil Jon? I saw a lot of people talk to Mariah. I've not seen anyone talk to Lil Jon. Yeah, there's conversations. I've been, uh, I've been, yeah, that means no. Yeah. That means no. Imagine've been I've been Means no

After Shy Guy got us Aaron D'Souza founder of the enhanced games talk of the town Yeah, I thought we had a better attitude towards going for big guests. We are pitching don't worry Yeah, with this is with our own company. We get left behind. Yeah. Yeah I did He's not wrong Yeah, yeah. This is with our own company. We get left behind. Yeah, yeah. Well, I wouldn't have said that, but... I did. Can't little drop. No. He's not wrong. No. Oh, okay.

We have a right though. If we get him, we'll get him. We might get the... What an attitude. If we get him, we get him. Gong. That is the wise words of wisdom from Mr. Guy. Anyway, let's play Outbox 131060. Give us a call. $10,000. Yes. Very good. We'll play with you next. You got 30 seconds, 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first

answer, cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, of course you can say pass, we come back. If there's time, we're playing for $10,000 and our player today is Georgia. Hello, Georgia. Hello. Georgia, Georgia, are you ready to win $10,000?

Oh yes, I hope so. Come on. What do you want to spend the money on? Well, either the mortgage or or put towards some baby stuff for our baby. Oh, okay. All right, how old is the little one? Well, that's a little bit responsible, bit fun.

Yeah. Yep. How old's the little one? Sorry, haven't had it yet. Just expecting our first. Oh, okay. Congratulations. Okay. Hey, Hey Georgia I'm not loving your phone line sis I don't want to miss an answer can you take two steps to the

left maybe? Feels like we're on speaker in the car. Is that any better? That's much better. When there's $10,000 on the line we can't be missing an answer. Okay now the Uh, okay. Now the letter you're going to work with today, Georgia, it's W. W for wah wah wee wah. Oh yeah. That old wah wah wee wah. So you get that into an answer somewhere. I saw a clip of Borat on TikTok yesterday. Top of mind.

All right, Georgia. All right. Okay. Your time. The silent assassin. Yeah, she's switching into game mode. Yeah, yeah. Time will start after the first question.

Here we go. Starting with the letter W. We need you to name a girl's name. Willow. A phone app. WhatsApp. A food. Wagon Wheel. A celebrity.

Will Smith. An international city. A pass. A loopy. An international city. A pass. A lolly. A warhead. A TV show. A body part. A body part.

A pass. A verb. A wine. A fruit. Okay, we started very strong. Very. We got ourselves six. We got ourselves six.

We got ourselves six. We got ourselves six. We got ourselves six. We got ourselves six. We got ourselves six. We got ourselves six. We got ourselves six. We got ourselves six. We got ourselves six. A fruit. Okay, we started very strong. Very. We got ourselves six in the end. An international city could have been one of the great ones, Wuhan. I haven't thought about Wuhan for a hot minute.

Tourism went down there after 2020, not that it was ever up. A TV show could have been Wipeout, Wandered. Oh, do you remember Wipeout? I loved it. went down there after 2020 not that it was ever up a tv show could have been wipeout wonder oh do you remember wipeout yeah i love that show or wonder vision if you are the three people who watch that yes and a body part could have been waist your wrist although we've got your womb you know george's womb is doing a lot of work at the moment it was top of mind and then a fruit i think you've run out of time to say the watermelon, but look, George,

you don't go away empty handed. $100 to spend online at Trady. That's all yours. Very good, oh thank you very much. Thank you, Georgia. Good luck with the baby. Thank you, thanks. We do play again tomorrow, 6.30am and eight o'clock

for $10,000. Up next though, I need to run you through something I did yesterday. I think I'm going to hell a little bit. Oh really? Um, are you already on your way there? Are you? I was in Per- I was a Eucharistic minister, how dare you?

Yeah true, that's why you brought it to disrepute. I yelled something out at someone from my car. What? Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. What? Did they yell at you? Did they yell from a car or did you get someone yell at you?

Or did you yell? Are you the yeller? Are you the yeller? Because Ducco, self-confessed yeller. I didn't know you had this in you, but around origin time, there's no rules. I thought I saw a Blatchy's blue man down the road yesterday with a wig on and a cape and a dress in blue. And I yelled out like, stop you South Wales, where's my hat? Like being full bogan and looked over as a scrub nurse from the nearby hospital with a like theatre cap on.

Yeah, probably still the guts of the person's life she had just saved. Probably just lost a patient on the table though, just crying outside. I'm just like... So you go get some hair. Yeah, yeah. And I, it's worse. Cause my four X Canada head was too far. That was a bit far.

I'll admit that. But I just, I lost myself in it. Got her right in the noggin. If you are that nurse, please. I was so embarrassed. You should be. I went home and told Morgan who is a theater nurse and she was just like, why did you do that?

And I was like, I lost myself. You know how I did. Something does take over. It's like when you see your friend on the street, you roll down, why did you do that? And I was like, I lost myself. You know how I get it. Something does take over. It's like when you see your friend on the street, you roll down, but like you forget their name. It's like, you can't help it. You suck. What did I say that for?

Yeah. A number of times I flipped off my friends because you just go, you do, you can't help it. Why couldn't I have just waved? I don't, yeah. Something that comes part of you. Jasmine on 13 10 60, 60 says you got yelled at. Hi, yeah.

Good morning. Good morning. Um, so I'm an ex childcare worker. Um, and it was an afternoon, parent came in to pick up and I had to let them know that their child had bitten another child. Um, so the reaction I got was straight away screaming and yelling at me, saying their child would never have done this. It's not like them. I shouldn't accuse them of things that I don't know. To top it off, the child looked at the mum and said, I did it.

As you've been getting yelled at. Thanks for backing me up, kid. There's something so primal about yelling and you get lost in it don't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lower your voice. You idiot. Defending their child's honor. So not necessarily. Unless you're in a car. Unless you're in a car and there's distance between you. You're in motion. Isabelle, you with a friend in the car that yelled.

Yeah, it was actually my boyfriend. Okay. Okay, go for it. Um, he just rolled down the window. He doesn't know the person on the side of the cycle. He just starts barking at them. He does this frequently too. Sorry, is this a running joke between the two of you?

Like we bark at pedestrians. I almost exclusively drive like when we hang out. And so one of the first times we hung out, he just started barking at someone else. I was mortified. I was like, what are you doing? Yeah. And how aggressive is his bark? Like, what are we talking?

Can you mimic the bark that he does? Oh, honestly, I couldn't go that loud. Wow. So it's like a big dog bark, not just a yap yap. It's a big dog bark and he does, he doesn't play, he goes like, it's like a couple seconds too, it's not just like a quick one. He does it like a little bit. Is it only in motion, Isabel, or does he do it when you stopped at the lights?

Cause that's just awkward. Is that at once while he was stopped? Oh, that's so embarrassing. It was awful. And you still with him? Uh, yeah. Mate, not enough embarrassing. It was awful. And you still with him? Yeah, yeah. Mate, not enough of an ick apparently. Yeah, must be great in bed.

Andrew on 13 10 60. Andrew, it says you were the yeller. Yes, I was. I rocked up to satellites and a particular person cut me off so I called them a something muppet and yelled it at the top of my lungs and then when I eventually pulled up next to them it was a 75 year old lady. Now you can only hope the hearing aid wasn't on Andrew or did she look at you giving you the stink eye?

Yeah she was and I kind of felt so small that I shrunk into my seat. You yelled at a grandma, Andrew. You get lost in it. You mother! Get out, I'm so sorry. Do you want me to help you out of the car? I mean the marina should have been a giveaway. Oh, that's funny. Renee on 13 10 60, you're another yeller.

Oh, I was a yeller. Morning guys. Good morning. Set the scene for us Renee. Set the scene huh. Well I got home and the boys had a state of origin party and thought it'd be a really good idea to put some maroon dye into the in-ground pool. Oh no. So yes I was the yeller with many choice words. Wow. So your pool was turned maroon? It was mar yellow with many choice words. Wow. So your pool was turned maroon? It was maroon and it went viral. Everyone thought it was hilarious.

That is pretty funny. What's the clean up after that? Has it stained now the actual pool, you know, frame? Yeah, it sure did. It was a big cleaner. Lots of recovery was required. No wonder. That's justified. You see once again, state of origin time. People lose themselves in it.

They really do. People completely lose themselves. Oh, they lost themselves. You know what it sounds like though, Ducko? It's mainly the Queenslanders. Jess and Ducko. This has been on my mind for a while. Okay. This is never a good start. But...

It says Jess problem on the, on the plan sheet. Well, it originally said conundrum, but I didn't think, Sean, I could spell that. You've got to put up with my handwriting on the board. Babs isn't here. Conundrum feels like a better way to describe what I'm up against here. Okay. Problem feels negative. Right.

Conundrum feels like there is possibility for middle ground and solutions. Okay. I've noticed something about you, about me, about us. And it came to a head yesterday and I went, I've got to say something. It's been too long. You and I have been mates since 2020. It's when we came into each other's orbits. Yep.

We joined the team. Yep. been mates since 2020. It's when we came into each other's orbits, we joined the team. And I reckon it would have been within that first year of us knowing each other, maybe around your birthday or something happening, where I tried to hug you. Oh, you know I'm not a hugger. You shut your mouth and let me finish. You articulated that exact sentiment. Don't touch me. I'm not a hugger.

And it might've even, you let me do one and then brought it up and went, look, guys, I just don't, don't hug me. You don't need to hug me. It's fine. Maybe there was something sad that happened and everyone tried to hug you and you went, guys, I don't need that. Thank you for your support and sympathy, but don't touch me. Yeah.

I don't need that. Thank you for your support and sympathy, but don't touch me. I, being what I think a respectful friend, have listened since 2020 and you flagging that. Yeah, we don't hug. We don't hug. Yeah, which is good. So much so, Ducko, that you've come to my house with your beautiful wife. You'll walk in and I genuinely take a step back to let you enter. Yeah, great. And then I go in and hug Morgan.

Yeah. Things like that. So that's always felt a bit jarring, but it's like, my mate walks through, but I'll hug Morgan. To me, it's felt so normal. Last night. Oh yeah. Last night.

Did we hug last night? Right? No, we didn't because I respect what you said about not hugging. Yeah. You walk into the pub. A handful of us were already there, having an early dinner before origin, also celebrating my husband's birthday. You walk in, I don't even get up because I'm like, well, if I'm not going to hug

him, what's the point of getting up? We don't handshake. What are we bloody 50 year old men colleagues? So I don't even get up now, which part of me, the ethnic in me does feel very rude that I'm not greeting you, giving you the double kiss or a hug, whatever. But that's my mate. Get up for Morgan though, and your mother-in-law. But then our friend Tommy, who is sitting next to me, he gets up and you and he have

a beautiful embrace. I just had a kid. I've had a kid. You know, we've been through it. A huge hug. And I genuinely went, hang on a minute. He's hugging other people. I'm the only one he doesn't hug. Have I missed the memo that now hugs are on the table with the duck man or am I just the only one he doesn't want to hug? So I say to you, sir, which is

it? Because then I text Tommy and I went, can you just confirm you and Ducko hugged last night? And he went, what? Yeah, of course we did. I think he said, absolutely we did. Yeah, of course. It was the best hug ever. I said, yeah, good to know. He went, why? Was that the wrong thing to do? I went, apparently not because I watched that man fully consenting, hug you back. But Jay Farch, someone he's known the longest, don't get no hug. What I will say about with guys is you go for a handshake. Sometimes the handshake turns into like the half, like cocked hand, and then it

turns into like the half hug. The bring in. The bring in hug. So that does happen with guys a lot. I'm happy to do that. I always shake a guy's hand. I do common, I get really uncomfortable with girls because I don't, I feel weird shaking hand and then I also don't like hugging, but I do hug people that I

haven't seen or I don't see very much because it is polite Whereas for people like you I genuinely treat you like a sister. So I'm like, yeah, what's up? Yeah. Hey, I saw you this one I'll see you tomorrow. Like I'm gonna see you again. Yeah I'll see you a lot and we talk a lot. This is the classic thing of you hurt the people closest to you. Exactly that. So Tommy gets a hug who you see once a quarter. Exactly, because I never see you. But I, did you hug his wife, Maddie? He got a dose of vitamin D.

That's duck man. Um, I did hug his wife. But I hugged the other girls that were there. It's so awkward every time we're together. I want notices. We're not hugging in the studio. I get that. That's weird.

Yeah. Even though someone in the office kiss-helloed me the other day. I went, sis, we're not doing that. That's so strange. You and I don't, we're gonna greet each other. It's so weird to me. But like, what do you want? What do you want from me?

Do you want a hug? Do you know how uncomfortable I am at hugging? You know what I'll take? I'll take the handshake into the hug. Treat me like a dude. We're not homies. You're gonna dap with him. That was the meanest thing you've ever said. I mean like we're friends, you know what I mean? I'm telling people we're best mates. Me and Shy Guy don't hug, we never hug.

No one touches Shy Guy, that's not even a conversation. We've done the shake half hug I think. What? Yeah. I think we have. He gets... Okay, Babs I've never hugged. I've never hugged Babs. No one touches Babs. That's fair. That's very true. That's fair. But I don't even know if I hugged my wife that much. Like, I don't know if we're... Well that actually makes me feel a little bit better. I don't think we hugged that much.

So when you come home, or she comes home from work, how do you greet each other at home? Sup? Bork! Or just say hi, whatever. We don't hug. We get home from work. Just give her a clap on the back. We're affectionate and stuff like that, but we just, I'm not, We don't hug. We get home from work. We're affectionate and stuff like that, but we just, I'm not, I've never hugged my family. I've never hugged my sisters that much.

It's a genetic thing. I, you know what it is? You know what it is? It's a height thing. I don't want to bring this back to height because everything always comes because because I'm shorter. Oh, Tommy's your height. Exactly.

So people out of my height or girls out of my heart or smaller, I feel great hugging them. One girl said to me, who's a bit taller than me, I don't love hugging you, Ducco, because I feel like when a guy hugs me, he like wraps me up and puts me around him and it's like, oh, warm. Where's he just motorboat him? Exactly! She's like, I don't want to motorboat from you. I was like, come here. So if you want that, hey, that's what I do.

You know what? Band the bra as well. It's a bit too much going on. Everyone's like, what's with those two? Just about done here. I'm so mad at you. Oh yes. So again. Yeah.

So I just shared my feelings about how you don't hug me. You know I'm not a hugger. You hug other people, so you are a hugger. It's like you're my family though, so I don't really hug sisters. I'll take that as a compliment, but I'm annoyed a hugger. You hug other people so you are a hugger. It's like you're my family though so I don't really hug sisters. I'll take that as a compliment but I'm annoyed because the ethnic in me, my parents used to call us back if we would just say goodnight and try and leave, they would make us come back hug and kiss and... Maybe that's why, I don't think I was raised like we just never hugged in my family.

Well, good friend of the show Sophia, who has known you to be fair longer than I've known you. Yes. She messages me I'd like it to be known that when ducker and I first met in person Hmm, he didn't just give me one hug but two two She remembers a double hug from the duck man. I had double hug her I don't know that's what she told me unless I saw her at two different times. I don't recall that She's like when you first met. I will play off the other person.

So a guy can easily handshake. If it's a girl, if they go for the hug, I'll hug. If they don't, I'll say hi. I found myself sometimes shaking hands recently. With ladies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever they want to do, really. But when you do the kiss hello,

you don't initiate. But if someone is coming in for the cheek, do you give cheek to cheek? or do you put lips on cheek? I put my lips so far away from their cheek and like all I can make is sound like, mmm. Someone gave me lips on cheek the other day. Weird, it's odd. It was so weird. Let's just kiss on the lips, like I don't get it. It's so strange.

It was so weird. Like I don't even think when my daughter grows up I'll be like wanting to kiss her all the time. I just don't know if I will, maybe I will, I don't know. Yeah. I'm just not the kind of person. You just be dappin' her up. Yeah, yeah. What's up?

How about sup player? Sup gangsta? Give her the up nod. Yeah, you know. I'm an affectionate guy and an emotional human but I just don't, I'm just not a big hugger. You yell out of cars I've learned today and you only hug certain people. Only a couple times a year. Or when I see ticket inspectors, I stand by that.

When you see parking inspectors, come on, you can't not. It's like a dog barking at the postman. Some teens were rough housing and I was stopped at the light stop and I nearly rolled down the window and be like hey hey play nice. You know they're right near traffic and I was a bit nervous if this goes too far one's going to push into the oncoming traffic. Oh goodness. But I just I couldn't do it. You know I hate confrontation. You've got to be very confident when you do the yellow. I know because again I stopped at lights I thought what if they turn on me? And run over thought kicking and you're a branded car as well. No, I'm not like you. No, no, I got away with that Hey, the team I don't know if we back on deck tomorrow cuz you're doing the show from down south

I am absolutely from your From your parents' manor. Parents' living room. Exactly. We call it the manor. And then Babs is away today. The terracotta manor. Yeah, yeah. All this is terracotta tiles. Babs is away today.

Do you reckon she'll be back tomorrow, Shy Lord? I think she will. Has she been in touch this morning? No. She must have been listening from home. Definitely a scheduled text. Yeah, 100%. Oh, you're going to teach me how to do that by the way, I really want to learn.

So if Babs isn't here tomorrow and you're down the line, it's just me and the Shy Guy in the studio, things could get a bit weird. Oh, vibes will be high. It could get a bit freaky in here. Make sure you're going for a hug in the morning, Shy Guy. Nah, I'll be alright. Could you imagine me and Shy Guy hugging? Nah, I can't.

I can't imagine, it would be so like, it would be so just, stiff. So stiff. Yeah, yeah. I remember when we went to a funeral together and I was sobbing and Shiger just gives me the, there there. The double tap. There there.

When people cry, I don't know what to do. Hilarious. Crying is one of those awkward things, like why are you crying? Someone die! Yeah, obviously. Yeah, I know that. You didn't know the person though,

cause I was there. No, but I was sad for the person left behind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's always sad. For your lack of emotion, Shiger, I make up for it tenfold. Yeah, I was sad about it, but I was sad for the person left behind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's always sad. For your lack of emotion, Shagah, I make up for it. Yeah, I was sad about it. I just wasn't crying. Yeah, I know.

Giggling. Giggling. Shagah was listening to music during the theatre. And his headphones like, yeah, yeah, yeah. From the window! That's a lie. He's like, do you guys like this song? We're like, shut up, mate.

Lower your voice. And you're not allowed to go off for communion. You're all baptised. Oh my god. You know what I could see Shaggy doing as a job? Hurst driver. Limousine. Limousine driver. Do you reckon they'd listen to like, maybe they'd listen to us? Yeah they could.

While they're on the way. Not appropriate to be chuckling while you're driving a Hurst. That's what I mean. They could have Hamish and Andy in the Listener app. They could, who knows? Well there's someone in the back with flowers on the side. Well that's actually nice, I'm gonna work that into my will. I'd like to be driven around to something I enjoyed. Little John. Little John! Yeah, why not?

Shots, maybe a bit of tea paint. Tea paint, that'd be good. Hey speaking of all these songs, Forgotten Friday Bangers on the show tomorrow, Babs, Zez, and Heesha, we do like sick, the categories, sick tunes. I actually have a sick tune that I've wanted to bat up but we've themed every other week. Yeah we're trying to theme them now. Let's not theme it so we well sick tunes open to interpretation. Songs with sick about sick. Oh I thought you meant like we sick. We'll just do whatever we want. Okay good please let me bat this up. You've been doing it for so long. Are we gonna do it like that so quickly? Just text her. Not in? Just text her and say what she wants. She'll still have one in her little back pocket.

Yeah. Or good friend of the show, Kel, who hates all our selections every week has batted up a few. We could sub Kel in. Yeah, we could. Anyway, we got that on tomorrow. We got those origin,

no, we don't have origin tickets, but we got plenty of other Alphabucks. Oh, Katy Perry tickets. Anyway, it's all happening. That's right, one second song game. We're outta here. We will see you tomorrow. Bye-bye. Bye. So game. We're outta here. We will see you tomorrow. Bye bye.

Bye. So thirsty. Jess and Ducko! That was the Jess and Ducko podcast. Macca's new Tennessee BBQ range, now touring for a limited time.