Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Heroin Chic

Episode Date: May 15, 2025

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Macca's new Tennessee barbecue range, now touring for a limited time. Jess and Ducco! This is the Jess and Ducco podcast. Is it big, is it? You got turned into a zombie. Who's the first brain you'd go for? Oh, that's obviously so big and juicy. Yeah, delicious brain.

Delicious brains. I think it meant like if I could have anyone else's brain, his brain would I have. Yeah, OK, let's go with that. That's a good question. That's a great dinner party question. Who's brain would I have? Because you're the let's go with that. That's a good question. That's a great dinner party question. Who's brain would I have? Cause you want the right mix of smart and intelligent,

but also not like, you know, like- Are we still saying on if you're a zombie, which brain you'd eat? No, just in general. Or just mean in general. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. Like I wouldn't want like a Zuckerberg brain because he's just weird.

Absolutely. You know what I mean? He does think left of center, doesn't he? Yeah, but he's just odd. I don't think he's real. I've got a lying theory. You think he's a lizard? It's like, what's the Facebook guy's name again?

Zuckerberg. Is that Zuckerberg? Sorry. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. We just did the podcast recently. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He's talking about the way he moves. He's just odd. What's the podcast? He's talking. He's on, um, he was on Joe Rogan.

He was on Joe Rogan. I don't know. Anyway, he's like, do you drink coffee? And he's just like, no. He's like, oh, never. He's like, just like, no. He's like, oh never. He's like, nah, not really. He's like, okay, how are you? He's just like talking to a robot. Yes, yes.

Do you think that's because his brain is going a mile a minute? Maybe. He feels like he's above everyone. Yeah, he's talking to you and answering your coffee question, but the other 98% of his brain is working on something else. Yeah, going home. Theo Vonn.

Yes, that's who he's on. Is he a comedian? Yeah, he's a comedian. Is he that sort of redneck-y guy? Yes, very redneck. Yeah, he's funny. Yeah, he is funny and he does podcasts. Sorry, he got Mark Zuckerberg on his podcast.

Yeah, he had Timothy Shamalai on as well. Oh wow. I don't know how they get these names. Sometimes he has joke guests and sometimes he has real guests. It's like the Hot Wings YouTube series and Chicken Shop Date. How are they getting these people? They have to be paying a lot. I think they like to come on sometimes.

Sometimes they do. They see it in their own face and they're like, that'll be fun. I told you about the Conan O'Brien special on Netflix where he's receiving the Mark Twain prize for humor. Stephen Colbert brings out the Hot Wings guy for his bit and they basically do Stephen's speech whilst he's eating the Hot Wings. And I'm looking at the YouTuber bloke, I don't even know his name, and I'm going, you were just a dude who started a chicken wing themed hot sauce YouTube series. And now you're on one of the biggest stages with these big celebrities doing your shtick. It is so, we live in such a weird time.

It is. Of the internet. It's 82 million we live in such a weird time. It is. Of the internet. It's now at 82 million dollars. The hot ones. The hot ones. What sticks and what doesn't stick. And talking before about cracking into TikTok and it's like, you've got to pick a niche.

Yeah. These people have really leaned into their niche and then built empires. Babs, find us a niche. Find us a niche. What do you think our niche should be Babs? Off the top of your head, you're a young one. Oh yeah. You got your finger on the pulse.

And what- Do some day in the life videos. I think I'm boring. The radio videos actually go off on TikTok. What do you mean by that? So there's a girl that actually does them and she's like, come with me, like for a day at my job. And everyone's like, wow, that's what you do. Like that's cool. It is a closed door sort of job isn't it? She just shows them like weird things that like she does. Even voicing ads and stuff and everyone's like whoa!

I literally had a reminder set today to do a day in the life of just because I see all that. Bad morning to do one for about a year. I would actually love to see what your day looks like once you leave here. How would we do it though? We shop to work and then it's like a bit of us talking on air. But I think it's like the alarm. Yeah because you know that's question we always get, isn't it? What time the alarm goes off? Obviously your skincare routine. Yeah. You showering in the morning still blows my mind. Oh, you got it before work. No way. I need to wake up. I feel too dirty. But you day in the life. Yeah. You're night and day, aren't you? Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. But all that stuff, I guess it's again, it's not the stuff we talk about openly, the nitty-gritty, the minutiae, and that's what seemed to pop on TikTok. I'd forget to like film me getting into the shower,

the filming getting up, and then you come into the studio and it's like, how much do you film in the studio? And I find it weird as well. I've tried to do a skincare one before and propping my phone up in the bathroom mirror, you know, in the bathroom medicine cabinet, those angles, I'm like, how do I make this work? And the framing's weird.

Idiot. But isn't it funny? That's what goes off on TikTok. What other raw radio stuff though in the day in the life of like I saw AskRingingLiveReads and then us. Yeah she does. Oh the ads. She's like come and voice an advertisement with me and she's like just like goes into it or even when she is going like next up is you know Chapel Rowan like just all that everyone's like whoa. You press all those buttons. Everyone just gets really interested in all that.

People want to see my side of the desk. I've got a stapler and the spray bottle. Yeah, they want to see all that. Yeah. I think it's a good idea to be fair. Maybe we do it. As we said, we're trying to build the Jess and Ducco TikTok. Babs, you can start it.

You'll do a day in the life of and then Shaggo will do a day in the life. Why don't we just do a like it to all of us, you know what I mean? So it's like a morning in the life of like radius. I think will do a day. No, no, why don't we just do a like it's an all of us day. You know what I mean? So it's like a morning life of like radio. See, I think they want the nitty gritty of actually you at your home. It has to start from your bed, which unless we all have a sleepover, which we could, but that's not a traditional day in the life. It's got to be. The mundane works.

It does. Yeah. Like people just feel themselves getting ready and talking for five minutes. And you're like... Yes, the number of women I have watched do their skincare routine, their makeup, doing their hair, it is sickening, but it is weirdly addictive. It is.

All right, Babs, you start us off, show us how it's done. Do you need a little vlogging camera? No, I could just use my phone. Do you want to... What's those things? A gimbal. We have one. You want a gimbal? I also have one at home too.

Do we have a tripod for the cameras? For our phones? I think so. I think a short... There's one right there. Yeah. Let's use that one. Does that go bigger though? Yeah, it goes up.

It's telescopic. Telescopic? Isn't that what it's called? I don't know. Is it? Oh, is it? Yeah, I think we've made it higher or lower. Yeah. Hello.

Do you want to take that home? I'll take it home. Okay. Wow. And which way should we go? Because you know what, to be fair, you know what did really well? Get ready with me. Hey guys.

You could literally have that. Then the issue is just like editing it, obviously. Yeah. You could just stop and start it. Everything I'm reading about Instagram is polished and slick and TikTok is raw as balls. But it's so edelid that it looks raw as balls. It's not, it's not. It's so, it's so edited that it looks raw. Yes. It's like a messy bun.

Yeah. Yeah. You'll understand that analogy. Maybe it'll be better. So it looks a bit like, well it's like the hungover look is in these days in fashion. 100%. But it's heroin chic. You're gonna make yourself look a bit hung. Yes. Smudge your eyeliner. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Heroin chic. That's the pod title. You mean heroin like the drug? Like you sort of, yeah. Yeah, like you know, you're raggedy. No, not heroin, heroin. You're raggedy, but put together. Ah, yeah.

It's a whole thing. It's hard to achieve. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, in this job it's not. All right, Bats. Not when you've got straw for hair, am I right, Bats? That's true, and wake up at 4.30. And expect your Garnier fructus hair mask

to work at once. What time is your arm going on? Oh, not 4.30. You just gotta add that extra GST. No, I got all for that. I just wanted to make sure. So when you do your day in the life of, make sure you... I'll be like, holy shit, guys. 3.50 a.m.

I'm getting up. It's 2 a.m., I'm waking up for work. Yes, good, do that. Maybe if I can do mine, I'll be like, I'll get up and then Morgan's burping the baby at the same time. Perfect. See, that's interesting.

It's 3.50. You know what you should do? Get the breast pump on. Before the show, I breast pump and steam or whatever you do for your voice. Do you speak to the camera at the time where you just film yourself and then voiceover it? What I've seen is the voiceover more.

Yeah, I've seen it, yeah. But you could probably do a mix of both, like you could, because there could be funny things said. Yeah, okay. You could be like, oh, I just rocked up to work and Chaka's like, hey bitch. And that's what you say, exactly. The TikTok thing of, oh, it's raw and unfiltered

and it's in almost in real time. I love the idea they filmed, let's say 18 hours of their day, then they have to go home on the editing app, CapCut, whatever, clip it into a reasonable amount of time. And then they sit there with a voiceover and go, so my alarm goes off at 4.30 AM. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then I go off at this time.

And that's not what you're doing that in one take. And then I really look at this and look how cool these things are, I just found them. Anyway, then I was back on my journey. And you're like. So then I went and made a coffee and the way I like my toast is with that. It's hard for us, I think Jess and maybe Shia as well,

our age generation, because that was so, don't ever do that. 100%. That's so bad and cringe and... 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah, punch yourself in the face. And the idea of putting something on the internet without any thought, feels so reckless

and very not our generation, but the TikTok again, I think spurning from COVID is like, you film it, you don't even watch it back, you post it. But then again, they do watch it back a lot, I reckon, and they just... But I think that's the sentiment, isn't it? Because the number of people who's like, no one's editing their captions, I get so agitated, their captions are either misspelled or the wrong... There's no attention to detail in that. That's what it is. It's that unpolished...

Yeah, polished. It's the heroin chic. It's heroin chicpolished. Yeah. Polished. Polished. It's the heroin chic. It's heroin chic. Only way to describe it. Yes. Okay. Anyway, so stand by. Make sure you're following us on TikTok. We'll do a few more of those.

Yeah, I think that would be fun. Okay. It'd be interesting to see if you post it to TikTok, if it actually gets any. Because if I posted it down a lot. No, I'm actually curious. If I post that on my Instagram, like my personal, I just don't know if it would do much. This is the question. Can you populate the same content on different pipes

or do you kind of get punished from the algorithms? Like does TikTok know if I've done the same thing? I don't think so. It doesn't. Well then it's a good experiment, isn't it? Where it does better. Yeah. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, true. That's interesting. Cause when we talk about jizz on Instagram, does very well. People love the jizz. People love jizz chat. But would that work? Everyone loves the jizz. He's a flyer. Yeah, so that'll be interesting to see. Because I feel like our wheelhouse is interesting. I know it is because that's our demographic. That's where our callership is. And it's where we like kind of blossomed on social media. It's where we grew up.

TikTok feels like we're invading behind enemy lines. I can't wait till our kids grow up and we're like, what's your Instagram? They're like, oh my God. I know. Loser. Isn't it wild to think the apps that'll be dominant in their life haven't been invented yet.

Yeah. I know. I think Blue Sky will be their app. Sorry, what's Blue Sky? Exactly. What, Jesus. It was like, it was invented by the Twitter people. What does it do? The same as Twitter. Oh, all right. That's the thing, there's only so? What is it? It was invented by the Twitter people. What does it do?

The same as Twitter. Oh, all right. There's only so many ways you can do it. Videos, photos. Exactly. Yeah. Anyway. Okay, so.

All right. So, GR. No, no, day in the life. Day in the life. Day in the life. I mean, day in the life. And Babs is going to start it. Yeah, thank you, Babs.

When do I need to do this? Because I probably need to be- Pick a day where you think it'll be interesting. Is all four of us doing it and we all do the same job kind of diluting it? But I guess the idea is post nine. Oh, well I was gonna say post nine. Pre, pre, pre-show and post-show is where we're able to change. But also like everyone has different jobs on the team too.

But like Jess and I don't. That's true. Oh, you do a lot more than me, bro. Yeah, you're like- You'll see like a video of me press the buttons and talking. Totally. I reckon ours is more arriving, oh, yeah, we went to work and then it's off.

I think it's also the commentary too of how you interpret things. That's always funny, like the voiceover part. But also if that's what she's saying is popping off, we just milk the cow until it's dry. That's just post-show right now is not a lot of fun for me. That's very fair. We'll just be honest, be like, I go home and have a go to sleep.

Honest you baby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sitting here thinking about content. How can I mind my life? Here's my email to Shaggo. Yeah.

People love it. Fuck. This goes against every Bible within my body. I know what you're all about this, but to spin it to something that people aren't doing. Love this. I take the little videos that we would have put a voice over, but you do the voice over for Jess. Yeah, we've done that before. That does work well.

And you just like commentate essentially what you're seeing them do. And that's a bit of fun because you can be like, I don't know, like if you're doing mine, it's like a diary day. Yeah. Why don't you do Babs, I don't know, like if you're doing mine, it's like a diary day. I don't know what he's doing here. Why don't you do Babs's, I'll do Shy Guy's. I don't know, some would be different. Because that'll be really easy for me post 9. I assume you're going to go home and watch another movie. Watch porn, just copious amounts of porn.

As if you're not going to go home and watch a movie. What do we all do post, like hey, when we all leave this building, is anyone doing anything that exciting? Well, we live at different times. So I'm getting a blow wave today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I'll be going home, take flow. Then we're going to a park to walk. That's fun. Going to Abagas to return the wrong record that I got. And then I'll be going to the gym and then that'll be that. I would have watched this in a video, Ducca. I'll be honest with you. Like I doom scroll and I would have watched that for someone I am curious about and care about. I think I would have watched that. Okay. I would

like to see Babs crying in the afternoon. As would I. I want to see what she's having for dinner. My 3pm tears. Oh yeah, I can show you what I'm having for dinner. Yep. And you putting your hair mask in. Yep. Yeah. You're going to have to do one and show us how it's done. I do love to reading and walking and just like, I do laps around the house. It's pretty fun. If anyone, I mean, Shy Guy does get a lot of questions around him because he feels elusive and mysterious, but Babs almost just as many, I didn't know that's what she looked like, is that sweet Babs?

Yeah. Her hair's not that straight. Well, no one said that yet. No, that's coming though. That'll come. Trust me. Your auntie telling Shy Guy off for not listing any of your good qualities is the most someone's come to your defense in recent times.

That was so funny. Actually, you know what? Some guy called after you guys were ripping on me today and goes, Babs, don't just stand off yourself. Like it's fine. I'm glad your dad called. It wasn't my dad. His name was Mick.

Oh, Mick? Not Mick from Stroud. No. The butcher. No, Orange. Oh, Mickey from Orange. We've got some good Micks. You should have put him on because we would have gone shut the f*** up. Actually yeah. I can say bad words. You know why that's because you use the word bully. Yeah. When did I use that word? You chucked the bully word out there. You chucked the bully word out. You'll have to look at that. I don't think I did. I told her if she tries to play mental health, then she's gonna hate her. It's all fun and games where someone says, don't bully me. It's like, oh god. No, I don't think I would have said the word bully because I don't like the word bully.

Our boss told you off for it, so he obviously heard it. No, I think he was saying it as if like, it's all fun and games, but don't use that word. Oh, he's getting in before you say it. Because he knows you would. Yeah, probably. We'll ask our AI if you've said bully in the last week. Maybe actually, maybe you didn't say it. I don't think I did. I actually don't remember you saying it. Because he knows you would. Yeah, probably. We'll ask our AI if you've said bullying the last week. Maybe actually, maybe you didn't say it. I don't think I did.

I actually don't remember you saying it to me there. No, you just weeped. Yeah, I was just crying. Wept? On the phone to me. So you should come on the mic and just fake cry? Cross the babs. Were you grappling with putting Mick across

because you're like, I'm in control of the phone, so now it looks like I'm batting up my knight in shining armor. Yeah, I was just like thanks, Mick My macadamia hair mask and just slay this One's not gonna work babe, I think it looks good. It worked. I put my hair up because I didn't want to hear you talk about it I washed my hair two nights ago for the first time in six, seven weeks. Nah, she's where Morgan's going. Oh, yep. Yeah.

Probably $80. Yeah, yeah. 100%. Yeah, yeah. Some other ones. Mainly like a blonde hair. Oh, you better be careful because that's always got like, not dye, but. Is it purple?

One was, yeah. Toner. Yeah, toner. What was that? Did it make it lighter? Yeah, it'll make you go blonde. Yeah, okay. You're lucky it's not particularly sunny because when that hits the sun it really exacerbates it. If I spent a lot of time in summer in the sun I do go a little bit lighter. Your mum used to say put some

lemon juice in your hair. Yeah I think I did that when I was young, try and get those blonde tips. I did that and then it turned red and I went no this is for obviously maybe a lighter brown. Yeah. Because mine just started throwing red it was weird I'm, I think I Like used acid on my hair. This can't be good. Yeah, anywho. Anyway, sorry What do you want to go? So yeah, whose brain would you take? We're doing the podcast this just sounds like Whose brain we never got tonight? I will wrap it up here. Enjoy the show Bazzards Take it up, turn it up, turn it up

Jess and Ducko in the morning. What's up, birthday team? You know how I feel about bringing positive energy into this room. Oh yeah. But I am livid. Oh no. And I'm also really disappointed and sad. So it was my mum's birthday yesterday, Ducko.

Yeah, I messaged her. And I know you did and I thank God you did because I've stuffed up on multiple levels and now I don't know how to rectify the situation. The do the gift giving? Um it's just to do with celebrating the birthday. Okay. So I told you it was her birthday right and you messaged her straight away. Yep. Angus and I have a bit of a, we never spoke about implementing this in our relationship it just sort of happened. He texts me when it's his mum and dad's birthday. Yes. I do the same.

Yeah. It's duty of care. I do the same. You forgot. I forgot to do it for Gussie yesterday. Oh dear. Cause you told me and you forgot to tell him. I forgot to tell him and I didn't write happy birthday to my mum in our group chat.

Like our family group chat. I text her when I woke up at 4.30 yesterday, cause she knows I wake up early. I wanted her to see my first thought was you mum. Cause it was and I text her, but I up at 4.30 yesterday, because she knows I wake up early. I wanted her to see. My first thought was you, mum. Because it was, and I text her, but I forgot to tell Gussie. This morning, Lucia woke up in the depths of the night, and it was like, I woke up going,

oh my God, I forgot to tell Angus. But I also didn't call her yesterday, so like Lucia didn't say happy birthday. Like I should have called from the granddaughter. Yeah, that's unlike Yeah. I also. That's, that's unlike you. I don't know what was going on yesterday. I also sent her a big bouquet of flowers.

Yeah. But again, my mum usually sends a photo going, wow, thanks so much. You know, mother's day or anniversaries I'll send flowers. She always sends me a picture. Yep. This morning I went, I didn't, I didn't get the thank you or the, hey, these are lovely, like hey, they've been delivered. And I've got no email confirmation from the florist. Oh dear.

So I text my dad. He's just replied saying nothing was delivered yesterday. Oh no. So she didn't get a call from Lucia, a message from Angus or a gift. Yeah. Her mother's day present, lucky that was only what? Four days ago was big, very big. Okay yeah. So I'm hoping she... This is this is why it's hard when you go above and beyond for birthdays each year because you've got to keep delivering if you have if you drop the ball once. I'm so and now I'm just about to craft an email to the florist. Yeah getting angry there. Because now I need something before 9 a.m. delivered so she Oh, she would have gone to bed so angry.

So... She would have sat in the room silently. Because you know who is... Because I live interstate from her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The only one there to make her day special. My dad would have gone above and beyond. But your brother?

My brother would have done f-all. He's gonna forget. Yeah, yeah. About five years ago, I cut my brother off from organising any more gifts. I said, I'm done being the older sister, the stereotype of organizing everything for mom and dad. You're on your own son. Oh geez.

But now- If my sisters ever did that to me, I'd be doomed. I'd be in the desert. I just, I just transfer money. I don't know what we're getting at half the time. Yeah. I was sick of doing that. I was sick of it.

Uh, so now I'm, I'm so worried. So did Angus get annoyed at you for not telling him? He didn't get annoyed. Cause to be fair, he's, he's like you yesterday, you know, minimal sleep all this. Okay. He's been up against it the past couple of nights and he's let me sleep. So I feel alright.

But he unfortunately hasn't. And that was his first write of reply. He goes, I'll just tell her how... Lucia's been. Lucia's been and how I've been living under a fog. I went to stand in the Fatshione household. I tried to film her this morning at 3.30 with a party hat. I was like, let's film it so my mum can see the proof. And when she was screaming,

I went, this actually kind of works. Maybe I should say that to my mum. This is what we've been dealing with. But the flowers were sort of my last hope. And dad's saying they didn't even get delivered. What a bad day for her. So really, I'm the prodigal son. Thank God you text, because at least that would have been like a little shining, you know, macadamia piece in her day. And knowing your mum as well, she would take it incredibly personally. Absolutely, like we all do. We grew up in a celebratory family.

That's hard. I'm so upset with myself. I'm contemplating flying down this weekend. Yeah, do that. That'll do it. Take my chair, fly down. I feel so bad. Well, we'll just have to watch this space throughout the show. Yeah. Just see if she's going to reply.

Yeah. If the flowers get there. So you're getting flowers before nine. I know. Should I? Well, now I'm wondering, do I go hard at these people or just try and do another company today? Try and order another company maybe. Yeah.

Okay. Because then maybe if it's two, that's even better. Yeah, or get a refund from the first person. 100%. 100%. I even paid $9.95 for like a handwritten card. Oh. It's an extra. They've probably just given it to the neighbour or something. The neighbour's just taken it. Maybe.

Like it's probably gone to the wrong house. Because if they deliver, like suburban, like suburbs, then who's home 9 to 5? And as if you wouldn't take a cheeky bouquet. It's not cheeky, and it's not small. I bet it's not. You know what I mean? They deliver like suburban, like suburbs. He was home 9 to 5. And as if he wouldn't take a cheeky bouquet. It's not cheeky, and it's not small. I bet it's not. You know what I mean? I bet it's not.

For the Queen. For the Queen, I went hard. I got the Lisbon arrangement. I know she loves the Lisbon. Look at that, and large. Yeah, that's big. And flowers aren't cheap. $9.95 for a handwritten card, because otherwise they just print it out and that's free.

$9.95 for them to handwrite it. Let's hope Rob Parch gave her... The willy. ...to just make out for it. Because if he didn't... I'll text him right now. If he didn't and there was no... Boogie boogie booey.

Then it's going to be a bad night. My dad, oh look, my dad, he goes, it may come this morning, hold out hope. Oh thank God, oh my God. We had a good night at Chikoni's restaurant last night. My brother is there. Oh, the prodigal son. Thank God. She looks very happy. Christ is subverted. Oh, okay. I feel so much better. I can't believe my brother was there. That actually has shocked me. You see, he's now stepping up. And if

you've done a joint present. Oh, I could have. He probably paid for the dinner. Yeah, he probably did. Yeah. Crap. Ah, goodness. I've got to make good today. Yeah, you've got to really make good. Can you fly down with me? She'd love that. Shall I go and do the show for Melvin tomorrow? You know what she'd like? To meet Flo. She loves babies. Can we take a picture?

Why not? You know, the first trip we're actually doing with Flo on a plane is to New Zealand. How about we start smaller? Yeah, yeah. Let's start smaller. Might be smarter. We'll start with Melvin. You know what I picture? Lucia holding Florence, waiting at the front door and will hide. Oh, yeah. Might be smarter. We'll start with Melbourne. You know what I picture? Lucia holding Florence, waiting at the front door and we'll hide. Like best friends.

That could be cute. Yeah. And we'll just ring the doorbell and run away. That'd be fun. Yeah. Let's do that. She can hold a baby. It's fine.

I need to bring Morgan though, because Flo needs her breasts to survive. Okay, yeah. So, yeah. All right. I'll cover Morgan. Yeah, okay. You get yourself down there. Shaga, you're coming too, because we need you. Yeah, yeah. And I need Babs, so we're all going Team True.

Show trip! We got budget! Thanks guys, that's alright. But collectively, let's make it better. Okay, good. Thank you, thank you. Well, we can still recover. We got AlphaBox today, $10,000, $630 and $8. Adam Elliott's joining us on the show for the first time in a while. Yeah, it's been a while between drinks, so it's looking forward to catching up with him, getting a sports wrap. Yes, plenty of great things happening, but you gotta DM, well not you, we gotta DM. That's right, someone needs our help. Yes.

A rice cooker for their upcoming birthday, Ducko. Ooh, when it's on offer we get birthday recommendations. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. If you were going to a 35th birthday party, what would you like in a party bag? She goes, I want to bring back the old school party bags from our childhood for my birthday this year, but not sure what to add. Like to bouncy balls and slinkies still slap in adulthood like they did when we

went to your friends parties. Interesting. Back in the day. It was always so much fun to leave the party and know that the joy would still continue once I got home and opened the party bag. Any help would be amazing. Right, so anything in the party bag for adults. Anything in the party bag.

So she's throwing a 35th birthday and she wants everyone to leave with a goodie bag. So does the, you know, Alan's Allsorts and a Whiz Fizz, would that slide? I don't think so. Cause I think he just feels really sick from it. Absolutely. And me in my 34 year old mind, I'm a big like, what even is this? It's just pure sugar or gelatin or what is it? It's not food.

I'm not, I mean, I'm not a huge lolly fan as it is, but some people have gotten in touch, Ducco, many in fact, to help out. And I'd love to hear Shy Guy Babs, Ducco, of course, if you think of any, let's help Tanae out. Sophia has said wine. For the guys and the girls, wine. Little mini wine bottles. Little mini wine bottles. Someone said exactly the mini bottles like you would find in the room service

fridge, or so the mini bar fridge or on a plane. I don't know what this means, Ducko. Colby said, suppose it depends on your friends but my friends would like a bag in the bag? Well, it's quite bad. No, I thought you were talking about drugs. I don't know what Colby is talking about. Yeah, well it's got a little party bag, it'll keep the party going. So yeah, yeah. Colby, yes. Bag within a bag. Hannah has said, what about a hand-poured candle? Now that feels very grown up. We're just jumping around here, aren't we?

We're going from whiz fizz to hand poured candles. Someone has said chewing gum. Chewing gum would be good. Now that feels very practical. If someone doesn't chew gum, I still even can appreciate. I think of extra in there would be nice. Exactly, a couple of Wrigley's. Yeah, that'd be good actually.

Amy got in touch and said, what about a couple scratchies? Doesn't matter how old you are, from nine years old to 90. I think you can enjoy a good scratch. I like chewing gum and scratches is fun because then you can finish the party and you might win some money. Yes. Now if we're talking about a 35th birth, so you can assume maybe a bar or a fancy restaurant with plenty of drinks. So maybe a hangover will be in store. So in the party bag, Loz reckons, what about some Panadol, aspirins, Band-Aids, Hydrolyte, Gavaskon, eye mask, water and snacks for the morning after? Wow, the full hangover kit. It's a hangover kit. I love how Gavaskon's in there. Have you seen a lot of people are doing that for weddings now? Like you know you have the recovery the next day, maybe you've told all your guests to stay at nearby accommodation. A lot of people are doing the hangover recovery goody bag for their weddings. So I can't, can obviously work for them. Bit of a Barocca in there, bit of Hydrolyte.

That's a good one. Someone said lip balm, coffee voucher. That feels very adult and grown up. I feel like I want something tangible right now. I want something that I can have in that moment or yeah, the next day. Well, you'll like it from Nick then. What about personalised temporary tattoos for the face? Oh, there you go. For the face.

So I was just saying, well, Shy Guy on my cheek. Absolutely. So I come to your birthday party, but in the goodie bag, I get to have a little Shy Guy. Down the face. Down the face and maybe a damp sponge. You know how you put them on there. Yeah, to get them on there. What about a tenementimusal?

That's nice. We don't like them. Yeah, no, they wouldn't sponsor Ducco. But yeah, it would help. Bit of metaraline. And a fibre then. Babs carries that everywhere she goes. Absolutely. Put that in your goodie bag for your next birthday party. Yeah, no, they wouldn't sponsor Ducco. But yeah, it would help. Bit of metal align. And a fibre then.

Babs carries that everywhere she goes. Absolutely. Put that in your goodie bag for your next birthday party bag. Yeah, that'd be nice. And... This is basically what's in Babs' handbag this segment. This really is. Oh, bubbles? Are they in your handbag? I love bubbles. Lee has said bubbles is a bit of fun.

Bubbles never isn't fun. Oh, slippers. Slippers could be good. Yeah, slippers could be good. Geez, you're now a huge... That's a huge bougie bag. That's a bougie bag and expensive. I'm picturing what the little plastic putty bags you used to get when you'd leave parties

or... Yeah, just happy birthday. Yeah, yeah. How's this one? Fart putty. Now, I didn't know what fart putty was. You squeeze it and it's... Yes, exactly!

She goes, maybe you'd stick your finger in the container and it farted. It wasn't intended for that, but that was a very fun consequence of sticking your finger in the putty. Could do like a good whoopee cushion. I haven't seen those in a while. I haven't seen a whoopee cushion in a long time. They never work properly. Actually I like a slinky too. I'll take a slinky. Really? So now we're just going back to slinkies? I've got one on my desk and I was playing with it all day yesterday.

They are quite mesmerising aren't they? I said to Bez, can we go find a staircase? I mean yesterday I brought in- And she said we've got work to do. Yesterday I brought in an Etch A Sketch and we all had a great time so maybe we do just revert back to the childhood fun. You know one thing I was never good at? Yo-yos. I was always jealous and envious of people who could really yo-yo. Yes, yeah. Walk the dog. I could never yo-yo. Oh man, I could never do it.

Alright, would you like that in your party bag so you can learn? What was that game with the seahorses in the water? Press the button. And then the ring? And you gotta get the rings. Yeah, yeah. Get some of those. This is going really off. Alright, tonight. Bats are out there the ring. And you gotta get the rings. Yeah, yeah. Get some of those. This is going really off.

Alright, tonight. Bats is out there going, what are you guys talking about? This is a giant tote bag you're having to put together. We hope we... Oh, someone said fads. Oh, fads, because then you can pretend you're smoking. Yeah, by the cool kids. Jess and Ducco.

Alpha Bucks stick around inside the next 10. What's that next, is it? That's next. Sit up straight, a shy guy. Yeah, his posture isn't good, is he? Yeah, what's going on with you? I'm gonna bring on with you? Yeah, you do. You don't wish you get him the standing desk. Yeah. I don't know how that works in here. Yeah. We can raise the desk. Yeah, I can raise even higher. Hold on. Are you gonna hear it

already? Oh, look at this. Oh, that's his max. And isn't it funny, he still has to lean. You're like Vince Vaughn. I know, it doesn't work. Look at this standing desk, this is fun, but it's getting, I can almost not see babs now. I was about to say, we've got computer screens and cameras, I'm barely seeing you, bro. Can you see, just my eyes?

I can see your chin and the squishy, we've got the squishy penis in here, like a stress ball penis, it's all I can see right now. So- Cause that raised up as well. You raise me up. Josh Groban, anyone? We were having fun. Oh, no.

We were having fun. And then, sorry, Jess, that's just far too niche. Second one this week since we've been back. One of the best voices of our generation. Great song. It wasn't needed. Great song. Wasn't needed there.

You raised the desk. It was. Oh. Oh. Oh. Anyway, hey, guess where we're going right now? Where? Switzerland.

Been a hot minute, team. I can't tell you the last time we were here. Look at Babs and her leader, Howson. So, are we standing for this whole break? Yeah. I think so. Why not? He's already losing feelings.

I have to lean more. It's very uncomfortable. My blood's circulating weirdly. Well let me tell you about this thing because... I was gonna do a really lame Jess quote. What was I gonna say? Go for it. I'll support you. Unlike you support me. I'm a good friend. In Switzerland, there was something that was going really fast.

It wasn't a bird. It wasn't a plane. But it was a... Isn't it... Fast duck. I was gonna say you said it wasn't a bird. Technically it was a duck. I was going to say, you said it wasn't a bird. Technically it wasn't. It wasn't. It was an idiot.

I know I said I'd support you, but I can't support you. What a moron. It was a bird, it wasn't a plane, it was a duck. Okay, there's a duck. There's a repeat offender duck in Switzerland that is causing havoc amongst the fixed speed cameras. What have we got? A little road runner. In Switzerland.

Of all the birds, ducko. What have we got around? A little road runner! A sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet But this is flying. This is flying, okay? So this is flying the fixed speed cameras, you know, sometimes you see people try and run and try and set the speed camera off, whatever. Yeah, they're a bit of fun. So this was one that you couldn't go over 30kms or 30km zone. This duck was clocked going 52km an hour. Flying or running? Flying, obviously, that thing's not one of them that fast. And I feel like I'm close to the duck world because obviously my name. Obviously.

And they've clocked this duck. You didn't know they were birds, but you are close. What a guy. Shall I go? Can you please clock the fastest ever recorded duck in flight oh what a question just guess that so going 52 kilometers an hour right this was in that's so fast really quick I don't know they could go that fast this was in first reported by Bernard Zungdig in the newspaper he was so worried about it because how's this the plot thickens that duck looked like another duck that had also been caught on the same camera a couple of weeks earlier

Is it the same duck? Same speedy duck? It's the same duck. This was big headlines over in because this is in central Switzerland in a place called Bern. No, Konzig sorry near the capital of Bern. Don't you tell me it's Bern when it's Konzig. Such a lie. I'm just I am beating around the bush. Why is everyone talking about Gout Gout and no one's talking about this bird? Sorry, need a couple of burns. So somewhere like- Don't you tell me it's burn when it's konzik. Such a liar. My apologies. I'm just, I am beating around the bush. Why is everyone talking about gout gout and no one's talking about this bird? Exactly.

No one's talking about the bird of konzik. You know? It's just as quick as gout gout. I'd love to see gout gout take on the bird. Oh, that'd be fun. Yeah. Over 100. I think the bird would win.

So the konzik, this is made the konzik times because they're all so- And the Jess and Ducko program. And the, yeah, cause they all thought it was fake. So people come out saying, fake news, you've Photoshopped this bird in in there it's not real. Do they have video or just a still image? Of almost like the speed camera. Yeah it's just a still of the bird being caught in the camera. It's unbelievable. And then they've had to come out and police inspectors have commented to the media in Bernsing and said it's impossible to doctor these images and manipulate the radar system. The computers are calibrated and tested by the Switzerland's Federal Institute of Meteorology,

also known as the METAS. Obviously. We're not mucking around with the M-F-A-T-S. That's pretty cool. How fast was the fastest duck? So ducks typically fly between 64 and 97 kmph. However, there was a pilot who was flying over Lake Michigan in the US who clocked a duck with a radar gun. Pilots carry radar guns? Yeah, well this one was. Yeah. The need for speed, baby.

And the duck was flying at 160 kmph. What?! Which is faster than a cheetah on land. That cannot be real. That cannot. Maybe it had the help of the wind or something. Wow. I didn't know ducks ducks, who'd go that far? I'm impressed.

They just don't look particularly aerodynamic, the duck, do they? No. And they always look so chilled. Obviously they can fly and they're very graceful, but they don't look speedy. No, they don't. Not like a hawk or an eagle or one of those. No. Agreed. Even a seagull going for a chip can be pretty quick.

I wouldn't say slower than a duck. It was known as the red-breasted merganser's known as the red-breasted mergainser. Oh, the red-breasted mergainser, yes, yeah. Beautiful duck. Beautiful bird. Anyway, that breeds the fast one. Where do you stand on ducking food? Oh, I love it. I love a duck pancake. I always feel bad eating duck. You know that because I'm a name-ducker.

But, jeez, they are. It's tender. How good's a duck? I don't like a peeking duck. Don't present me the whole duck. But, you put it on a little pancake with a bit of hoisin and cucumber. Oh, goodness me. Jeez, I will demolish that duck. Now when you eat it, think this thing can go 120 Ks an hour. What a shame. 16. Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphaphabucks on Hit Alphabucks.

30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to say your first answer, can't use the same answer twice. If you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We'll come back to you of course if there is time. Stepping up today to play for $10,000, we have the one, the only, Aidan. Good morning Aidan. Morning guys. Aidan, Aidan only Aidan good morning Aidan morning guys Is your nickname DOS?

Oh, it can be you know I was gonna say I know a couple of Aidan's and they all go by DOS Yeah, but if what is your nickname? What would you like us to call you? AIDs AIDs is the other one Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, see if I should chuck it out to him, but he's got it. Yeah, yeah. Aids or DOS. I get it. My friend, what do you want to spend $10,000 on?

I'm getting married next year, so it'll help out a lot. Congratulations. So have you already locked in the date and the venue? You just need to pay this off? Yep, yeah. All locked in, ready to go. Very good. Alrighty, let's do it for love, baby.

And a big old party. The letter you're going to work. Oh, very good. Alrighty, let's do it for love, baby. Yes. And a big old party. The letter you're gonna work with today, Aidan. P, P for party. Oh. P for party. All right. Okay. You happy with that? I'm ready.

Good job. Your time. We'll start after the first question. Let's go, Aidan. Starting with the letter P. We need you to name a type of coffee. Pass. A periodic element. Pass.

A snack. Oh, jeez. Pringles. Something you study. Uh, physics. A nut. Uh, pecan. An international city.

Uh, Paris. An insect. Uh, pass. A movieet. An international city. A parrot. An insect. A... pass. A movie franchise. Oh jeez. Pass. A bird. God that is hard.

Yeah look, the two passes at the start didn't set us off good. Nah. We got ourselves four. Are you a coffee drinker, Bates? Yeah, just a steady cappuccino. The piccolo is what we were looking for. The humble piccolo. That's a fancy one, that one. Yeah. A purity element could have been potassium or platinum. An insect, the shy guy, the praying mantis. And then a movie franchise could have been Pirates of the Caribbean.

A bird could have been a pigeon. Look, hindsight, you don't go empty handed though, Aids. I know you love this. You get yourself $100 to spend at LSKD and spy you'd be 1% better every day. Great active wear. Oh Billy thank you. Thank you. You have a wonderful rest of your day and good luck with the wedding. Yeah thank you very much. We do play again 8 o'clock, $10,000. It's already gone off this week. Went off on Monday, our very first show back. Jen, have we yet to hear from Jen? Jen, that was going to get out of my league. Yeah, that's right. Jen, I...

Has she received the bank transfer? Jen, if you're listening, you don't not send us a video, Jen. Jen, I want to see you. I need to put a face to the 10,000. Yeah. It's very upsetting when they use us like that, Duffo. It feels really like a one-way transaction relationship, doesn't it, Jess? I know! We're here for the lols and the good times. That's what I thought. They're not here for the money. Anyway, let's tell them who doesn't use us, Adam Elliott.

He's coming in next. That's right. You know. Cannot wait to catch up with the big man and get a good whiff. Oh yeah, smell him. Can't wait to smell him. He smells so good. Can we put it out there? The best smelling man in sport. Say so. I think we can. I'd say so. Alright, it's coming up tomorrow Smith. Jess and Daco. Boom, boom, boom, everybody say Adam. Elliot. We're putting it out there Adzi. Yep. Best smelling man in sport. Yep. Wow. Yeah. I appreciate that. I think so. Do you smell good in the locker room? Like do all the boys say anything? To be honest, I wouldn't say I'm one that stands out. there's a lot of boys dropping some cash on some colognes. If one of them gonna put you on the spot if one of the boys was gonna have you know like the

Britney Spears perfume at Chemist warehouse or David Beckham. Corpus Paul. Yeah? Really? He's got this one apparently it's like it's called pancakes or something and he's just going around and spraying it on everyone's stuff. So everyone smells like him. Everyone smells like him It's just this smell is just lingering Does it smell like pancakes? Well, I don't know it smells really nice It smells nice? So you can't be annoyed? Yummy yummy Obviously if I'm going somewhere I want to smell nice but in the locker room to be honest

I'm pretty cruisy like I'm usually sweating half the time. So you're smell like hot piss now. That's right. Yeah, so I'll just cop whatever Clode a lot I don't wear it anymore No, no, no. He's a dad now. He's just let everything go. Adam, we talked about this. The transformation. Your sneezes get louder. Your jokes. They might still be funny. Your stubble gets longer. All of a sudden they look daggy.

I don't know what's happened. Do I look different? Start rolling down the window to yell at the youth. Put a helmet on! It's a good phase. It's a good era. It's not a phase, it's an era. Thank you. I'm in my dad era. She's going well. Very sleep deprived right now. Yeah. Oh, they don't tell you do they? No. No one really tells you how hard it actually is. Everyone says enjoy the bubble, the blissful beauty, and you're like what?

Can we fast forward 12 months? The thing starts moving. The issue is they're not, no offence to all the babies out there, but they're not fun. They're boring as. They can't do anything. Can you start moving? They're not entertaining. You're doing so much to keep them alive and already thinking developmentally. What are you doing for me? I was going to shoot her like a gun yesterday, just have some fun. Like, du du du du du.

Machine gun. Yeah, machine gun. Not too violently, obviously just very gentle. No, no, very gentle. But you're right, and all she does is breastfeed and poo. She keeps waking herself up overnight from farting. And then she gets to sleep and she's like, ah, and then farts and cries.

I'm like, oh no. What part's waking you up, the fart or the subsequent cry? Like the, she sounds like a curlew, like the birds. Like she's like, ah. Oh, the grunt in the lead up. Like the grunting. Oh, poor thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, and doing that. So just going through that phase right now. Yeah. You know how it is. You remember when you were developing your porphy. No, it gets easier, mate. You'll be all right. It's the best gift ever.

Hey, you're about to have one. Another one. Oh, yeah, I know. So it's been a lot, how are you? Cause last, so sorry to hear as well, by the way, Cheney gives your dad passed away. We haven't seen you since then. You took some weeks off.

You had an injury. There was a bit going on, how are you going? Yeah, going really well. Back playing obviously which is good, so it's a big part of my life playing footy and when you're injured it feels like the world around you is falling down at times, it can get a bit down in the dumps and what not but I'm going really well, the calf's really good and then everything else in life is just going on. It's really hard, but I've got some really good people

around me and staying tight with the family. Do you find it hard as an athlete to go back and play there or is the playing the escaping? Nah, playing, you wanna play. Yeah, it was actually hard for me. I was out for another two weeks, two games after, which was, I just wanted to play. It was like the one thing I just wanted to do.

I just wanted to play to the point where I was like I nearly flew to New Zealand to play I nearly pushed the team to fly me to New Zealand to play when I just so wasn't ready to play just because I wanted to play I think even just you know obviously that's something that's really big that's happened in my life but even just smaller things that happen in our lives we've played all of us have played fory since we were little boys and it's always been in the outlet especially for me. And a source of joy. It is definitely yeah yeah it's just like you can sort of drop that and it's funny it's like it's so

stressful and so hard but we enjoy it so much yeah yeah it's good to be back playing. I'm so nice to hear you've got wonderful people around you of course and that's your vibe you know, attracting those people around you. Yeah, I'm very lucky. And the calf's going all right? Calf's going really good, yep. Feeling fast, feeling strong. So then, so we haven't had the best results as of late

for the nights. Been up and down. Been up and down. And down for a bit longer than we probably wanted there. Yeah. I think like, went through a period last year that wasn't too good either, but we didn't lose too many back-to-back games. We were very inconsistent, win-loss, win-l either, but we didn't lose too many back-to-back games.

We were very inconsistent, win-loss, win-loss, but we didn't lose back-to-back. So that was a tough period for us all, and we obviously went up to Magic Round and got the win up there. And I think we got a little bit of confidence from that. We threw the footy around, we scored some points, it was good. But the game on the weekend was really disappointing, just because it looked like we were carrying that on so well. Our momentum from the week before into the Twitons game. 20-nil, I haven't lost the game from that position before. So it was a tough game to swallow. I actually flew to Darwin the next day to go see Lenny for his birthday.

But I'm glad I did, because it was a hard one for me to brush that game. They're hard ones to move on from when you're losing that fashion. But we've had a really good week of training this week and things are building so I'm really confident for this for the game on Friday. Eels on Friday okay great I'm looking forward to it. Get some points. Back at home as well so hopefully it's pumping obviously there's been a lot of talk about us and

the Eels this year too so hopefully there's a bit of a hype. Yes, of course, yeah, yeah, that old signing. That old signing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, in the Rugby League, well, we've found out that the Knights, one of the teams, go to Vegas next year. Yeah, exciting. How you feeling? Well, I'm still uncontracted. Oh, okay, so you need to sign. I'm not going to get excited about it. I was waiting to see if we were going to Vegas and now I'm signing. And now you're in. It doesn't matter what they throw you away. Is it something though that as players you talk about like, jeez, are you good to go or you don't really care? Oh, to be honest, I don't really care at all. Yeah, yeah. I know like, I think once it gets named that you're going,

I think everyone will be extremely excited now that the nights are going and the other teams that have been named to go. It's exciting obviously. And the pre-season's probably more, when you come back at the end of the year and then you come back to training and you sort of know you're going to Vegas at the end of your pre-season I'd say that's a really exciting thing but you know we don't really care and the thing is it's a it's

a round one game it's actually a very serious trip. Yeah you can't party. We're going to like the party capital of the world bar we're there for business. Yeah seriously. See how close the comp is now so it's not like you can go oh we'll just write that Vegas game off. Yeah yeah yeah have a good time. Yeah you need to take your wins when you can so yeah right yeah it's um it's strictly business. I'm sure there'll be some team bonding. Just consequentially you know incidental. Well yeah it's a long way away so like I said I might not have been part those plans. So I'm not sure yet. Okay. All right. Yes. We hopefully we sort all that out. Yeah. Well, mate, it's great to see you. You look well, all things considered. Yeah, thanks mate.

Yeah. I miss your face. I know. I miss your smiling face. We miss your annual scent. Good luck this weekend or Friday night and we'll see you next week. Appreciate it guys. Thank you.

Jess and Ducco. Hey, I had a moment yesterday in the street where I realised I've never done this before in my life. Oh, okay. I don't know if I'm happy about it. For 33 and some months. Yep. Okay. I took the bins out for the first, as the first person in the street.

Way too much responsibility. But also, I didn't even know I was doing it. I just zoned out and put, and then Kath and Kim across the road, you know, Kath and Kim also send their regards. They were very excited to see me because they were wondering if they'd been playing. Have they met the baby yet? No, and they've been playing a game with Morgan to see if for those that don't know, Kathy and Kim, they're the mother daughter duo that live across the road from me. Either they're arguing or drinking tea and I'm going to look at their plants. So it's a, you know, they're beautiful ladies. Yes, they are.

They were just playing a game of has Morgan had the baby yet or not. So they were just kind of like, they, they saw me taking the bids. What do you mean they had like a bingo card? Well they just like they haven't seen Morgan. You know Morgan's like she's recluse with them like talking to other people. She checks, she opens your shutters and goes, no there's a bit of action on the street I don't want to deal with humanity. And she comes out she's like, oh how are you? Runs across the road, you're beating me to get the bins out. And then that's when I was like, I hate myself. So you were dragging your garbage bin I assume. How did you know if it was recycling or green day? I don't know if I knew or if I just took them out and got lucky or if I was zoned out or maybe I've

Set the entire street off on the wrong foot. I was gonna say because Kath and Kim would not no no no Yeah, they do know. If they saw you dragging your green and it was in fact recycling So the fact you didn't get corrected by them, you must have nailed it. I think I was just in my zombie tired haze and I was bringing it out and they were so like, they were almost annoyed at me for beating them to the punch because that's their job for the street. Yes, yes. It's sort of like, even though it's not a job anyone wants to do, particularly in a relationship, but when I try and be a good partner, because it's definitely Angus's domain, and I'll do it in the afternoon or whatever, he gets a bit weirdly territorial being like, no, no, I would have done that.

A bin gate. I'm trying to be nice. Yeah. Who wants to touch the yucky bins? No one, it's gross. So for Kath and Kim, we set the tone of the street. Thank you very much, Ducko. Yeah, they were a bit taken back by it.

They didn't like it. She made a few comments about it. When you left this morning, was your bin tipped over? That was them. It was upside down. It was upside down. She made a few comments about it. When you left this morning was your bin tipped over? That was them. It was upside down. It was upside down. Just all your recycling strewn across your front yard.

That'll learn you. That'll teach him. Because then she like talked about the bin for a while. Then she's like, oh, have you had the baby? We were wondering if she'd had it yet. We hadn't seen you. Yeah. Yeah, I've had the baby.

And then she goes, what did you call her? And I go, Florence. And she's like, Jessica? And I was like, no, Florence. And she's like, Rachel? And I was like, Florence. And she's like, and she goes, what did you call her? And I go, Florence. And she's like, Jessica? And I was like, no, Florence. And she's like, Rachel? And I was like, Florence. And she's like, and she goes, Florence. I go, yeah, she goes, oh dear, yeah.

No, no, you're only allowed to comment on potential baby names if we're talking about it before they're born. Once they're born, you smile and say, that's a beautiful name. And then I was like, like little Flo, and she's like, have a good day. And I was like, all right, all the best. I walked inside, I was like, honey, I brought the bins in too early and our

neighbours hate the name. Jess and Ducco. Sabrina Carpenter. Busy woman. Had a breakfast. Had breakfast. Jess and Ducco. I was about to make a Babs hair comment with Sabrina Carpenter and then I decided to pull

out but then I'd already committed in my brain, I was going to say, what a head of hair on her. That everyone is really happy for Sabrina about. Yeah, everyone's really happy. No one covers it or is jealous of her. Off the back of yesterday when we were all, when everyone was piling on Babs and Sabrina Carpenter and she's jealous of Sabrina's hair, Babsman did a hair treatment yesterday. That's right. I told her she didn't need to spend any money. All she needed to do was get a little

GLAD bag and steal the discarded coffee beans from work here because a good coffee caffeine scrub is good for hair growth. She refused, thought it was gross, turned her nose up at me and went and paid for a Garnier fructus. It doesn't look great today. Did you do the mask last night? Yes, I did. Did you? Oh, I did.

It just didn't work very well. Okay. Yeah, it's not a miracle. It's not going to take one go and a magically you have all these hair like Sabrina I do the scarecrows back No one's coming for it. You know what you need to get if I only had a break She's scared cuz she's a scarecrow. May as draw. Yeah Execute that would your parents hear that yesterday when poor babs got pulled on? Yeah

They pile on to yeah,, Daniel messaged me and went great gear Jess, good job. Hey right now switching gears. We're happy little Vegemites, Babs not so much but that's okay. Babs not so much. Scarecrows famously, what a huge fan of spreads. Don't love a Vegemite. They're serial. Love a crow though. And an open field. Love some crop. Anyway, sorry babs. I, for the record, I don't even,

I can't even tell if her hair is thin or not. I'm trying to dig out of it now. I was just gonna go. Hey man, you've worked with us for a year and a half now. I thought your skin was a little thicker by now. Unlike your hair. Yeah, it's our first week back on diet. I'm tired.

Unlike your hair. Good stuff. Thank you. Anyway, Vegemite. So there's been an American who's taken the world by storm. Now, 131060, I want to know what you're putting with Vegemite, because this is probably the most bougie gourmet Vegemite spread put together I've seen. This guy loves Vegemite, he claims, but has it with butter, cheese, a touch of dill, and smoked paprika. Geez, he's really spiced it up there. He's gourmeting the Vegemite. Yeah, dill. And dill is a very strong flavor. I've never used dill. I don't mind dill, but my god, you go too heavy handed with your dill. That's all you're tasting. It's a flavor

bully. It sounds dumb as a flavor dill. It does. But that's what people call it when you're being silly. Oh, you're such a dill. Yeah, yeah. That's unfair to the dill. It is unfair to the dill world. I wonder why dill got slapped with the dumb sort of association. Yeah. So anyway, how do you land? Is this guy a chef? Like he knows flavors. I don't think so. He's definitely not chef based off this photo that he's posted of the food. He's putting it just on normal white bread.

Okay. But you know what? Paprika and dill on Vegemite with cheese, it would taste good. Would it? I think so. I mean, to be fair, I don't like Vegemite. So anything with Vegemite is not working for me. But I wonder what he was doing.

Maybe he accidentally tipped some paprika on there. Because why would you ever think to do that? Why would you experiment with it? Yeah. Do you get experimental in the kitchen? Like, will you put something on and go, can I make this any better? I'm going to put some spices. If I boil some chicken with mixed herbs, I think I'm onto something.

If I put my broccoli... You were just doing oregano and you went, you know what could really jazz this up? A bit of mixed herbs. Mixed herbs. Why am I doing one when I could do four? If I put mixed seasoning with mixed herbs and the boiled chicken, I'm a genius. You know, every time I use mixed herbs, I think of you. I know.

When I first brought up mixed herbs on this show, you rinsed me. Oh, the judgement. You rinsed me. Because I think I'm a good cook and I get really snobbish in the kitchen. I'm like, mixed herbs is such a basic bitch, Ducco. It's great, isn't it? Yes. It comes in the giant tub for a reason.

When you run out, you know you've been punching mixed herbs. Yes! God, it's good. I just came home with sesame seeds yesterday in the same big tub. What do you think you are, mixed herbs? Know your lane, sesame seeds! I don't need this many sesame seeds. You the same big tub. I went, what do you think you are? Mixed herbs. I don't need- Know your lane, sesame seeds. I don't need this many sesame seeds. You have no flavor, you're decorative.

At least Dill's in a little container, knows where it lives. Absolutely, it knows its place. With Vegemite though, I'll experiment. My most experimental I get at Vegemite's are boiled egg on toast and Vegemite. So what do you do? Slice up your boiled egg, put him on top.

Yeah, cause it's salty with the Vegemite and a bit of AVO as well. Delicious. That's too many colours. It's a bit on. That's a bit on. And like obviously Vegemite with cheese is always good. That's standard.

But I'm one of those people, I need butter layered underneath the Vegemite. Yeah, you need the butter. 100%. A lot. Okay, let me ask you this. Ratio of butter to Vegemite, is it 50-50? I mean for me- But you're an anomaly because you love a lot of veg. For me I'm probably going 60% Vegemite, 40% Barna.

More veg. That's me, I'm a bit weird like that. Most people would say it's probably 30% veg, I'd say. Okay, because I'm not getting it right. As we landed, my daughter has the Aussiest taste buds, much to my dismay. She was presented at daycare the other day with a plate of pasta that I prepared and the Vegemite sandwich that we put in her lunchbox.

Oh yes. And I said to the daycare, if you can, could you film her when you give her both? I just want to see what she goes for. She went for the Vegemite before the bolognese. That's just, I'm so proud of her. And my heart genuinely broke. I was so upset. It was such a low moment as a parent.

She's so Australian. So Australian, but I'm not quite nailing it all the time because sometimes she rejects it. So maybe my butter ratio. Yeah, it could be the butter. Or not enough dill and paprika. Try it with a bit of dill. Yeah.

I'm going to try that today. Charlie, do you have Vegemite fancily at all? Or are you just straight to your... No, but I think I have the same amount of butter than I do Vegemite. So 50-50. So like the knife has the same amount. Will you use the same knife? Yes.

And I understand you're on your own at home. Yeah. I'll still like wipe it clean, like wipe it. If you're Vegemite. I've got Vegemite running through my butter and butter running through my Vegemite. Yeah, I've got a bit of that going on. Contaminated spread! It looks like top tech.

I use that many pieces of cutlery when I prepare a meal, because I go, kind of cross contamination with the spread. Oh no, I just let it rain. We should have, I've got dill and paprika. I'm going to give it a go. Babs, you doing anything with Vegemite? I like to have Vegemite and Wheat Bix with butter. That's rogue.

I grew up doing that. In milk, like with your cereal? No, just like a dry Wheat BBix with butter and veg-mine. Oh, so the Weet-Bix is acting like a cruscot of sorts. Yeah. Surely you're cutting that Weet-Bix in half though, that's too much. Oh, usually I wouldn't just eat one half of it dry and the other with the sprints. Wait, wait, wait, without anything on, one half is just bareback.

Yeah. People do that as a torture challenge because it's so hard to eat that sawdust and wheat bix, dry and you're doing that as a snack. Yeah I used to love it. Interesting. Most afternoons after school that's what we would have as a snack. Wow. Okay 13, 10, 60, how you having your Don't you reckon? It's giving suffragette. It's giving scarecrow. We've all come full circle. How you having your vegemite? I love when that happens. Yeah, how you having your vegemite? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You like babs? Are you in dill and paprika territory? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Give us a call. We'll get you our next. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Right now, 13, 10, 60, we're talking how you have your vegemite.

And we don't want to hear just plentiful on a piece of toast. On toast. Yeah, we're looking for, I guess your inner chef coming out. Yeah. Getting to be creative. A man in America set the internet alight, people slamming him because he likes it with butter, cheese and a touch of dill and smoked paprika. I reckon paprika is one of my most used spices.

I just can't imagine putting it on toast. I'm not a veggie, my friend. You need to be very, very sparing with it, not put a heap on. My other issue is, Duncan, when you start getting that busy with any sort of spread on toast, toast cools down like the speed of light. You don't have much time to muck around to still get warm bread in your mouth. This is getting very busy.

Even you making your avocado, vegemite and eggs. I think he's open grilling it because he's putting the cheese on top and grilling that. Oh, so it's going on the raw bread. Then he cooks it. At least then it's piping hot.

Like you making toast with vegemite, eggs and avocado, you better be pretty quick getting all that on. 100%. And shoveling it in. Lots of people trying me on the text line. Everyone's obviously controversial with vegemite. Someone said her dad used to make vegemite soup just a big scoop of vegemite in boiling hot water salty and fatty. That's horrific. That is horrible. Someone has said if this is the right number for the text, it is. 0488881069. I put Vegemite on pizza bases, then prosciutto mozzarella and balsamic glaze. Now this is the first Vegemite recipe I've actually gone.

Okay. You should try that. That feels good. I like all the other three of those things. Yeah. And I like pizza. Whack it in gravy too. I'm telling you. Okay. Natalie on 13 10 60, what are you

putting with the Vegemite? Beetroot, beetroot and Vegemite sandwiches. Oh my goodness. So not even toasted bread Nat, or is this just something you could take for lunch or a work day? No, just a sandwich, just fresh bread. If you want to go a bit more gourmet you could do lettuce and cheese, but it's quite refreshing actually. The salt balances out the vinegar in the beetroot. It's really tasty. It's like salt and vinegar. How did you land on this? Who thinks to put that together? I had a craving when I was pregnant and I've just continued it since. I love it.

There you go. Pregnancy cravings would be the start of a lot of whack recipes and meal combinations. Yeah. Kerry, good morning. Good morning guys. How are you? Couldn't be better. Are you a happy little Vegemite, Kerry? Oh, I am.

Yeah. And what's the combo you're rolling with? Mashed potato, mashed pumpkin together with Vegemite. On toast? No, just- In the Vegemite. On toast? No, just- In the Vegemite, in the mash? In the mash, yes, in the mash. Potato, pumpkin and Vegemite.

We grew up on this as children. I grew up in the time when there was, you didn't really buy baby food, so mum used to make it and I still have it today. That would be nice. Mashed potato, mashed pumpkin would mix well together. Add the Vegemite, it would just be salty. I worry about the colour.

It would just brown streak through your mouth. What colour is dominant there? Yeah, well maybe that's why it's called baby food. Yeah, yeah, yeah, puree. Mum's famous puree. There you go. Okay. I can't imagine going out to Kerry's for a Sunday rose and she just slops that on my plate.

I'd be like, what's the brown? What is this? It's Vegemite, trust me. You'll love it. Nathan, hi. How you going? Couldn't be better, babe. How are you working with your Vegemite?

Vegemite on raisin toast, on fruit toast, hot cross buns, toasted. Hot cross buns. Fruit toast. That's weird. It feels busier going, doesn't it? toast, that's weird. It feels busy again doesn't it? Yeah, the fruit element. Sweet and salty, so good. Do you put butter on those as well, Nathan?

Heaps of butter. What's your ratio? We're talking like 60-40? As much butter as I can get on there without it falling off the side. Yeah, fair bit of butter. And then a schmear. But I reckon if you if you go to one of them fancy cafes for breakfast And they've got that real thick cut fruit fruit toast or raisin toast Always get it with a side of veggie because they never put enough on Oh, okay, I need extra Vegemite over here. I'm with you Nath. Okay. Alright. People are so weird. I love it though. Kylie 131060. What are you putting with Vegemite?

Hi, well if it's toast it's Vegemite and tomato sauce It's really good try it and then if I've got nice fresh bread Vegemite tomato sauce And other salt and vinegar or plain chips. Yeah, you put crisps in there. Yeah It's really good. Interesting. Oh Kylie, wait a minute again. It's really good. Was this a pregnancy craving?

Like who comes up with this? No. My dad used to do it and then he convinced us to try it one more little and we're like oh that's actually pretty good. So yeah we've just continued ever since I even got my kids to try it. One of them likes it, one of them doesn't. Yeah. I do like the chip sandwich but then you add the the Vegemite element.

Tommy sauce with it too. oh the ketchup is foul Kylie there's a bit on it that. I love it. Some interesting ones there. Do we each there own enough to eat it? Just Kylie and her kids? Jess and Ducco I would not be just a nothing my head all full of stuff and my heart all full of pain The scarecrow. Babs! How do you go kicking that ball when your legs are full of straw? Pretty good actually. Good gift from you. I had some for this.

Scarecrow's gonna lead Wordioke today. Oh she's gonna be ruthless. She absolutely is. You and I arerow is going to lead Wordyokey today. Oh, she's going to be ruthless. She absolutely is. You and I are absolutely not going to get any points. I'm winning this one. You were chiming in too. You look a bit forbidding. Scarecrow is going to give us a bunch of words. We're going to attempt to sing a song that has that word as part of its lyrics.

I haven't played this in over a month. Yeah. Has your Spotify, your playlist at home started to become a bit more kiddy or not yet? No. Well acoustic. We've been playing soft, chill acoustic beats but not kiddy yet. Sure sure. Yep. Okay Babs, what do you got for us? Alright, first word is... Yes? Phone. Video phone. Call me on my cellphone. And it may not when I need your love, yeah. Call me on the cell phone. Point to Jess. Thank you. I'm out of pay phone.

That's what it was. Damn. I hate Drake too. Yeah, yeah. Okay. All right. Next word is... Yes.

...without. Oh, without you. With or without you, I can't live. Okay, yeah. What a support clue. You too. That's a song. You too.

What's Bono doing these days? I don't know. Still rocking those blue glasses. Also. All right, next word. Shy Guy's actually not on the board yet, by the way. Sorry, I missed that. What was that?

Um, Shy Guy has failed to get on the board so far. Thank you that was very clear. Hey Sabrina Carpenter is playing a lot today so watch out. Okay next word is boyfriend. If I was your boyfriend, never let you go. Shy Guy's on the board. Keep you on my arm girl. Great singing buddy.

That's the most we've ever got from him. That's as much backbone as it gives it. Alright, next word is... Fly. Fly away, I'm like a bird, I wanna fly away. I don't know where my home is. I don't know where my soul is. And baby all I need to do is...

Nelly Furtado. Did we bad that up as a Forgotten Banger once? I think you have! You didn't win. Every like month you say, can I make this month's Banger? I love your Furtado. It's a great song. Alright, so Ducco's leading the charge at the moment.

Jess and Shy Guy, you need to get this one to stay in the game, okay? Oh, okay. So if I get this, I win? Yes. Oh, jeez, wow, the time has come. We've got to get out of the chair for this. Oh, everyone's getting up now. Here we go.

I take more than that to get shot going. Oh, look how tall he is. I need to lean. No, I'm sitting back down. Okay. All right, next word is radio. Video kill the radio star. Video kill the radio star.

All right, that's Nullen Boy. That was a tie. That was nice. Geez. Okay. All right, the word is. Yeah, that was a tie. That was nice. Jeez, okay.

Alright, the word is... Touch. It's just a little touch. Isn't it Crush? Oh, is it? It is. You're right. Touch my touch. Touch me, kiss me, know that you love me.

No, I touch. I wanna touch you, kiss me now that you love me. Nope, I touch. I wanna touch you, touch me. Touch by, uh, uh, dropping the earth and changing the weather. Ah, damn, I'm not. I touch the sky, coming in this world but can testify. Sure. That's Kanye.

It is. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, I think I'm done. Show guys in, Jess is out. Okay, come on, child lord. Alright.

I'm gonna turn his mic off. Let's go lads. I need this. Whoever gets this, wins. Great setup. Thank you. Okay, ready? The last word is champagne.

Champagne showers. Champagne showers. Little ducko committed to it. Yeah! Well done, daddy. Thank you so much. Good to be here, team. Jess and ducko. Well done daddy!

Thank you so much! Good to be here team! Jess and Ducko You know I love an interesting dinner party question. I don't want to know how's work. What's keeping you up at night? I like to do, what's keeping you up at night? More interesting conversation.

Sometimes you do it too early in the conversation and knowing someone and they get a bit scared. I've got to tell you about a woman I hadn't seen for about three years. She hit me with a what's new and I was like, I'll teach you. That's such a boring question. I'm going to hit you. She was horrified by my answer, but we can get into that another time. Another woman who doesn't like boring, stereotypical questions. Her name is Erin Monroe. She's a TikToker. And when I saw the question she threw out, I went, I got to bring this to my team. This is a question Erin Monroe wants you to pose to your colleagues,

your friends, your family. So in the Catholic Church, when you go up for communion, you receive the body and blood of Christ, which is wine and a little wafer, a Jesusezit if you will. So what would your body and blood be? Mine would be a Manhattan and a dill pickle Lay's potato chip. What would yours be? She started that by saying, we're all talking about the Pope and the conclave. So everyone's talking about the Catholic Church

and communion is a big part of it, where you get the body and the blood of Christ. It wasn't the Pope. But if you... If I was going to the Church of Shigar... Oh, what a church that would be! Wouldn't that be an average church? It wouldn't be, oh joyful, joyful.

It would be very sombre and monotone. But if I was getting... We're going to the Church of Shigar, he's so sad. If I was getting... Here we are in the Church of Shy Guy. But I'm still... Welcome. Ah, see, he's in his element.

But I'm still going up for the body and blood of Shy Guy. I'm not getting the fake wine and a wafer in the Church of Shy Guy. What am I getting shot? You're getting Sprite Zero and a packet of JJ's. JJ's? Yeah. Sorry, what's JJ's? Like Doritos, like the knockoff Doritos.

No, it's CeeCee's. No, it's JJ's. What's JJ's? Thereoff Doritos. No, it's CeeCees. No, it's JJ. There's a JJ, yeah. I have to be in school, they were the best. I don't even know if they make them anymore. I think they're a knockoff Doritos slash another sub-branch of CeeCees. I have never heard of it.

You know what a JJ is? I've heard of CeeCees. It'd be like saying Lay's chips now. Right, right. JJ's, I've not what flavour. Chicken. Chicken! Chicken! I don't wanna, I wanna leave the Church of Shiger. You don't wanna be here anymore? Yeah, yeah, yeah. J.J.'s. I've not what flavour. Chicken. Whoa. Chicken.

That's way over the top. I don't wanna, I wanna leave the Church of Shiger. You don't wanna be here anymore? I'm gonna go to the Church of Duckhoes. Ah, welcome. What is the body and blood I'm getting, Holy Father? Welcome to my church, y'all. It's weird because you're a Eucharistic minister.

Yeah. So you need to serve me your own body and blood. Yeah. I do, because I'm legally entitled. Man, I was busy when the Pope died. I know you were. I'll tell you what I was. Yeah, I do, because I'm legally entirely- I mean, I was busy when the Pope died. I know you were. You were fielding calls.

Chock-a-block! In my church, we'd be having forex as the blood of Christ. A little sip of that. And I fought long and hard for this, but chicken. Just like a drumstick? No, I think roast chicken. I love that. Or charcoal chicken.

Am I going up and getting the whole chook or are you forking a piece of- I like the idea of forking you, but I'm gonna give you a whole chook. No, because you know, when the old school Catholics, I used to see this when my mum would drag us to church, they didn't hold out their palms in that offering. They would just hold out their tongue.

Did you ever have to do that to the oldest? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a bird being fed. And you gotta place it in there. So gross. So that's you with the fork. That's me with the fork. Chicken and fore oldest? Yeah, like a bird being fed. And you've got to place it in there. So gross. So that's you with the fork. That's me, fork. Chicken and forex, baby.

And then if I've been extra good, bit of broccoli. Oh, you're going to be really good. In the Church of Ducko. Alright. Church of Babs? I need more religion in my life, so I'm going to go to the Church of Babs. What is the body of blood at the Church of Babs? If you're coming to my church, you get a full strength Coke and a Dorito dipped in guacamole.

There it is. How do I know? Hang on, at Shy Guy's church I get this weird JJ spit. There Graeme, we're going to get you some tomorrow. I get the proper Dorito with a scoop of guac. Yep, straight in your mouth. Oh, I love that. Praise be.

Praise be. Testify. At my church, Ah. I stuck with the traditional circular shape of the traditional wafer. Yes. I will present you, and I'll unwrap it for you, a baby bell. So I will unwax it for you.

Wait, what's a baby bell again? Oh, a cheese. Oh, in the red cheese. I'll unwax. Yucky. I don't wanna go to this church. It's mozzarella. I prefer shy guys, go to this church. It's mozzarella. I prefer Shy Guy's JJ's. And putting that whole thing in your mouth. It's so claggy.

Yeah. And out of the chalice will be Ribena undiluted. Have you just done that because it looks like blood? No, I love Ribena. You want it purple, isn't it? Yeah, it could look bloody. Have you seen the blood of Christ? Yeah, it's pretty dark. I've seen blood, it's not purple. No, but the blood of Christ. It's deep and deep and red. I loved Ribena. I went nostalgic, sort of like you, Shy Guy. But undiluted, so it's just syrup.

Oh, I've never known you liked Ribena. Yeah, back in the day. Right. I was tossing up between that and your cult, but I thought very, very, with the baby bell, I needed something to cut through the daring hair that would be grapping in the church. You don't care about me shitting ourselves in the altars?

You're not welcome at my church. Ticket up on it, darling love. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10k Alphabox on your Alphabox. You have 30 seconds to answer 10 questions all starting with the same letter We have to take your first answer You can't use the same answer twice and if you're unsure of the question just say pumps we come back Of course if there's time we all know we're playing for 10k. So we go through the one and only it's Ashley. Hello, Ash

Good morning, Ashley Are you ready to win $10,000? Oh, I hope so Ashley! Ashley! Are you pumped? Are you ready to win $10,000? Oh, I hope so. I hope so. You can do it, Ash. You can do this. Yeah, I need to hear some belief in yourself, Ash. Oh, I'm so nervous, but... Don't be nervous. Don't be nervous.

I guess you've done the hard part, which is getting through. Yep, getting through bads. You're going up against hundreds, if not thousands. Yep. And you're the one today, Ashley. What's motivating you? What do you want to spend the money on? So my best friend is about to do a hens party, so I want to throw a really good party for her.

Oh, are you made of honour, Ash? Yes. We're talking sashes, we're talking peen straws. Absolutely. Maybe a little bit of axe throwing. That could be fun. Is that what they do at the hens parties? I'm just trying to change it up, you know, instead of doing a paint and sip.

Let's throw some axes. But 10 gram would go a long way on a hens. Yeah, very much. It would be an excellent hens. Ash, that's awesome. The letter you're going to work with today is the letter E. E, okay. For exciting times ahead with your best friend's hens. There you go. Okay.

Alright. Can't, Ash. Your time will start after the's hands. There you go. Okay. All right. Can't Ash. Your time will start after the first question. Are you ready? Yes. Starting with the letter E, we need you to name a school subject. English. A male artist. On req in Glacier.

Something you read. A ebook. A baking ingredient. Eggs. A baking ingredient. Eggs. A clothing accessory. Earrings. A movie. A path.

An island. Path. A type of bird. Amy. An airline. Emirates. A girl's name. Emily.

A movie. Edwin Smith-Hans. Oooh. On the buzzer or after the buzzer? I mean it was definitely after but let's just give it away, we didn't win. Look we got ourselves eight, I have a big question mark on one of those. Jess, do you want to pick? Yeah I don't want to hear it, you can accept that ducko. His name is Enrique Iglesias. What did you say? Anne, Anne, And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, Easter Island, unless you've watched Nine of the Museum recently and paid attention to the Easter Island head, I don't know if it's top of mind. Yeah, that is hard. I don't know.

Look Ash, you did really well in the end. You got yourself eight, you don't go away empty handed. $100 coming your way to spend an LSKD and spy you to be 1% better every day. Great active wear and it's all yours. Great, thank you so much guys. Maybe you can get you and your bestie matching leggings. Yeah that'd be fun. Yeah that's a great idea. Enjoy the hens and

thanks for getting involved. Thank you. Thanks Ash. Hey a bit of fun more chances that call fame next. Absolutely you're gonna rag on your mum which I always enjoy when we do that to our darling mothers. Because she's been coming here a bit because they live out of state, they've been coming here because of the baby. I've got so much stuff on her. They were coming pre-birth, but now post-birth. I'm surprised she hasn't bought property yet. Across the road from me.

She brought it up yesterday with dad. Really? She's been coming a fair bit and they're like, anyway, she's an endless well. My neighbour's house just went up for sale, as your mum put in a bid. Don't put the ideas in her head. You won't believe what she packed when she came for Easter. I'm sure it's all very relevant stuff. What's it next?

Jess and Ducco. Oh, Alex Warren. Sorry, I was just taking that in. I was just letting that bask in. Tip breakfast, Jess and Ducco with you, 19 minutes past 8. I know when I told you to go outside last night and look at the moon. You just had Alex Warren on and you were just, I know you were shoeless and you were really grounding.

I was pantless. I was pantless. I was pantless. I was pantless. I was pantless. I was pantless. I was pantless. I was pantless. I was pant eight. I know when I told you to go outside last night and look at the moon, you just had Alex Warren on and you were just, I know you were shoeless and you were really grounding.

I was pantless. I was just pantless. I'd say to go pantless. I was just pantless. I was just pantless. I was just pantless. You tried to give me the excuse, oh, I've got Flo on me, take her out.

Yeah, Jess sent us all a group message yesterday being like, you guys, have you seen the moon tonight? And we're like, no, go ahead and look at it. And I had Flo lying on me, so I woke up my daughter, go look at the moon, I was like, god, which I don't do. In the photo you guys, have you seen the moon tonight? And we're like, no, go ahead and look at it. And I had flow line on me. So I woke up my daughter, go to the moon. I was like, God, I wish I hadn't do it. In the photo you said she had her eyes open. So I didn't know you had to wake her up.

I was trying to settle her and then she eventually settled. And we all went and we all took moon pics last night. I didn't see Jess's pic. No, Jess didn't send one. I know, I was waiting all night. Yeah. I got a bit down that you're all poo pooing the moon. And then I went, but you know what Jess, they actually went outside and looked at it. You made us do that. So take it as a win.

Babs did it. Babs did go. Babs went out. Yeah I went outside and my housemate went um are you okay what are you doing? So did anyone actually think it was magnificent? It was a full moon it was pretty bright and beautiful. Yeah but it never shows up like yeah. No it wasn't about the photo. It was a cool moon. It wasn't like a coloured one though, you know what I mean? It was just full. Oh, God, I just thought it was magnificent. What happens now? What's the moon going to be tonight?

How quickly does it drop? Good question. I'm not sure of the phases of the moon. I can't remember. I did get taught that in school, but I could not tell you that. Yeah, does it now go back to the really small crescent or does it slowly? Is it a wax crescent now? Oh, great question.

Or waning. Oh, it could be a waning crescent. 95% visible. Next full moon is in 27 days. I gotta wait 27 days before I get another text from Jess. So luckily we capitalised and Flo has seen her first full moon. Yeah, she was crying the entire time. Full moons do turn people crazy, you know?

Anyway, from your daughter to your mother. A lot going on in your family at the moment. Yeah, they're all here. Endless world of content, which is fantastic. 13, 10, 16, I know the most ridiculous thing that you packed or someone that you went on a holiday or went somewhere with packed, like things that are unnecessary. Mom and dad came for Easter when the birth of Flo happened and they were here for two weeks.

Morgan's family was here. We had this big family thing. Obviously they have a lot to pack because they were here for two weeks. And your mom is a fashionista. So I can imagine new outfit every day, her toiletry kit would be humongous. The seasons were changing, like it was cold Sundays and it wasn't. Do I pack a big coat? Can I fit into Morgan's things? That's a whole thing. And then she sends me a message. I get a text from her and she's like, honey, do you have napkins or like a good, what do you call them? Like serviettes.

Serviettes. Yeah, so I'm looking for a good serviette. For your nice luncheon. And I was like, no, mum, we don't have serviettes. I'm sorry. Mum's like- Write that down for your birthday present. I don't want them. Please God, no. I love that she's flagging, have you got stuff for the table? Yeah, for the table. Because she goes, I'm thinking on Easter, we need to do a really

nice celebration on Good Friday. We need to do a nice like dinner together. Obviously, not the table. Because she goes, I'm thinking on Easter we need to do a really nice celebration on Good Friday. We need to do a nice like dinner together, obviously not eating meat. No, of course, good Catholic lady. And I'm going to bring the napkins. And I was like, I'm sorry, what do you mean? Oh no, they're really nice Easter themed ones. I'll do your tableware, even though I'm coming to your house and you're hosting with a literally days old baby.

Yep, but you don't even know if Morgan can make it to this dinner. Worry about the tablescape. Exactly, and asking before you had it. So she rocks up with these napkins that have a little chicken hatching out of an egg. Oh, that's Easter. And a cross with like the- Well, it's a Catholic holiday. And then mum's like, I'll leave them with you so you guys can keep them.

Had she done the embroidery? Like had she made the cross stitch? She bought them from somewhere and she just thought they were so divine that she had to have them. I've got to share this with my new granddaughter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she rocks up, sets the table and places them all out and we had the Easter napkins on the table. Did she cook as well? She did cook that meal. She did cook that meal. She did everything which is at your house. This one was actually at the Airbnb to be

fair. And then she gave us the napkins to take home. So you've got the napkins. So I don't need need to buy you napkins. Are you going to use these? Never! What am I going to do with a bird and a cross on my napkins? You're going to use them next Easter, next time she visits for the Easter lunch. Absolutely, if I haven't thrown them out. But 13, 10, 60, most ridiculous thing you packed. There was no need.

There was no need. Your mum and Bec's father-in-law on Jess and Ducko cut from the same cloth or napkin, if you will. My father-in-law packs a sandwich press even when travelling overseas. Can't get a good sangha anywhere like he can just do himself. That is so rogue. A sandwich press. One is not just taking up space, but weight. Particularly when travelling overseas. They're heavy. And if you take it overseas as well, you've only got a cent amount of luggage.

So funny. And then he'd have to have an adapter. If he's going overseas and in his hotel room, he needs the European adapter to make his own jaffles. That is wild. I just reckon it's nowhere overseas will make a good singer. Exactly. Hailey, similarly, my parents packed an electric kettle for a trip to the United States.

They heard that wasn't a big tea drinking culture, so they thought they'd pack their own. Americans don't have kettles in hotel rooms and stuff. Well, there you go. But also, once again, taking up a lot of space. Yes, and what an awkward shape. Weird to carry. She said, pretty interesting interview with customs. I bet it was.

I love it, their bags got flags. Are there drugs in this kettle? What? A lot of people saying coffee machines as well. Coffee machine? You can't trust the you know the cheapo pods that are going to be in your hotel room so I'll bring my own Nescafe. But coffee machine is huge. It is huge. You can get like those little pod machines. Are we talking full coffee machine? Wow they've just said coffee machine. Stacey you'll like this one Ducco. When my nephew was about seven or eight years old, he was going to Fiji with the family.

Tropical, beautiful, island destination. Got over there, his parents unpacked a coconut from his bag. He brought his own tropical fruit to the tropical holiday. I thought I'd fit in and bring my own coconut. Oh, that's fantastic. So your mom's not the only one packing ridiculous stuff. Ridiculous things.

13, 10, 60. Give us a call. What'd you pack? What'd they pack? Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. The most ridiculous thing you packed on a holiday or going somewhere. I love your mum.

She's just... Ridiculous. Not only does she march to the beat of her own drum, but she kind of forces everyone else to march to that same drum. Oh, definitely forces. Absolutely forces. The flow's really gassy right now. Mum reckons it's because Morgan's been eating curries. I mean, they're not even spicy. And I'm talking like a day joke.

What, and like, exclusively curry? A chickpea lentil curry one night and then like a chicken burrito bowl-y thing. And mum's like, it's just too exotic. And I get from a grandmother, I would never critique a grandmother's love and care. Oh God. It's these curries, there's spices in them. There's enough pressure around breastfeeding Kate, you zip it. You zip it.

But no, what she did around Easter, I can get around because I too care very much about a tablescape. She packed her own serviettes for the Easter themed Good Friday that had a little chicken coming out of an egg and a cross. She brought them all the way in to stay for the lunch. She was here for two weeks. To be fair, she was cooking. She had like three suitcases. She commented on the post because we did it on Jess and Ducco saying what's the most ridiculous thing you've packed and she wrote but they were so pretty. Yeah and no one noticed. She knew we were talking about it.

So I want to know what's the most ridiculous thing you packed? Maddie also got in touch and said undies in my post birth hospital bag. Who was I kidding? I was in nappies the entire time. Nadine on 13 1060, what did you pack? Roller blades. But you've got to picture it. You've got to picture it.

I'm young and I'm off to LA and I'm thinking I'm going to roller blade on that forward walk on it. Venice Beach. You're going to Venice Beach for all life. How old? How old are we talking? You were Nadine? and I'm off to LA and I'm thinking I'm gonna rollerblade on that forward walk on that road. Venice Beach. You're going to Venice Beach for all that. How old are we talking? You earn a day? Early twenties baby. And then guess how many times I use them? None. None. And they would have taken up so much space in your bag. So and again a heavy thing to cart around. They're heavy, they're so heavy. So on the way home, I'm trying to get home, I like bought all the treats for the friends. They weighed it and they're like, no, we won't take this.

It's too heavy. So guess where they ended up? Not in the bin at the airport. Oh, they never even got a run. You can't do it with your hot girl American Summer. That's fantastic. Vicky, your best friend has packed something ridiculous. She did. She packed a hairdryer to go camping on a beach. Oh, I was about to say what's ridiculous about... oh, there it is. Was she plugging into the generator? No, no. We were out at... going camping at Catherine Hill. Yeah. And we told her there's nowhere, what are you

packing your hairdryer? There's nowhere to plug in a hairdryer, what are you gonna find a tree with a socket? Hey Vicky, you can't put a price on a grey blowout. Maybe a public bathroom could have had an yeah May have I really want to defend the Show you've never been camping before just in case what if there is guys my head needs to look good And Gemma on 13 1060. What did you pack was your mom Gemma? It was my mom she went on a holiday with some friends to Europe and she was asking a friend To lug her bag up the stairs and one of her friends actually said,

what did you pack in this bag? A dead body. And mum stopped and looked at them and she said, yeah, actually I've got my husband's ashes in the bag. So she took my dad overseas with her in the little bag. Did she want to scatter him over there or did she just take him so he could have the trip too? She was actually scattering and taking him on the trip with her.

We weren't thinking about this before but yeah she took him overseas with her. Didn't tell the friends she was with that that was her plan? That was her plan. I imagine that changes the mood of the holiday slightly. What are you on here dead body well actually yes. Actually I do. Did they all go and scatter him? Yeah, they took him around Europe.

So is there a little bit of him all around? All around Europe. Oh, that's cute. That's very special. That's nice. Because ashes are heavy and there's lots of them. There's lots, absolutely. She took the whole thing too.

No, no, I think she took a little bit of him. She took a lot more half. She's no, I think she took a little bit of it. She took a lot of half-jeans. Jeansies everywhere. I thought I wanted to be turned into soil, but I think I want that. I want you to do a trip. Scanning me a bit at all the beautiful places in the world like Gemma's dad. We can do that. You can take me around as well. They won't be much of mine though. No they won't.

Oh, we've lost him. Put him in my tea. I've got to put him all there. Sorry. Jess and Ducco. It's no secret, and I've talked about it a few times now, I don't like asking people, how are you? How's work? What's new?

It feels very surface level. It feels very lame. And let's be real, you're going to get the same three replies. Works good. Works good. I've been busy. Busy. Exactly. Busy. Jeez, what's been happening? Well, I don't know, look around for someone else to save you. Yes, my dad and I, because he is a fantastic conversationalist himself, we came up with a

few months ago asking people, what's keeping you up at night? When you do that to people you don't know who are 10 years younger than you at a dinner that you met them for the first time, might be tougher. It is, but I want to get to the core of who you are. But how quick are you whipping that out in a combo? Like, you gotta play the player, not the game. So yeah, you know, you can suss them out a little bit, but it can show you someone's true colours and you can connect very quickly with the right respondent. But I was on the receiving end, sort of the tables were turned a little bit. And I realised, yes, not everyone enjoys getting real deep, real fast. Cause I was away for a weekend with Angus celebrating a friend's 40th birthday.

So he'd got people from all over the country to come together for a weekend of frivolity and fun. And there was a woman there I have not seen, I'm going to say in about two and a half years, Dukko, and it was actually really awkward because I said, oh my God, have we met before? I'm Jess. And she went, yeah. And I won't say her name. She goes, yeah, I'm Susanna. And I went, oh crap. And the girl who was in our little threesome went, yeah, you know, James's wife. I'm like, oh crap. Sorry. So already Dukko? That's bad. How do you come back from that?

You really can't. Well, I just dug. Yeah. You keep going. Deeper. What's keeping you up at night, Suzanna? Cause I think, I think my brain tried to over-correct and I went, right, let's bond really fast and we'll talk about something really deep and emotional and

real, and we'll forget all about that awkward faux pas. She hits me with, so what's new? Trying to get conversation going. Oh God, that's so good. So you've forgotten her name, you've forgotten who she is and she's hitting you with the thing you hate. And scene. And so what I said, maybe a bit of context, this woman married three children.

I've said to her, well, actually, you know what's new? Angus and I are trying to decide who gets Lucia if both of us die. Because we had a meeting with our accounts recently and they talked about Wills. Which is, if you were to turn that to me, I'd be like, oh, interesting. Cause Morgan and I had a same chat not long ago. Bro, to the right person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you gotta believe, the problem is I don't think you're good at playing

the player. I'm not. And I always say that phrase, but I don't think you're good at playing the player. I'm not. I always say that phrase, but I don't think I am. Yeah. Ducco, it got worse because she gave me donuts. So what happens when you get donuts? You keep going. You keep going.

I said, yeah, so we're in a bit of a debate because we don't think we're going to give it a family. We think we're trying to pick a friend. Oh, that is interesting. And again, I got donuts So I kept going and I started Critiquing both our sets of parents and the only reason neither our parents will get it Yeah, this is not gonna be nice for my parents to learn live on the radio

They don't know just cuz they're older and that's just gonna be And Both of our siblings don't have children yet so it sort of felt a bit like that movie raising Helen giving kids to people who don't have kids was almost a bit well what do they know about parenting. Her just having this conversation with herself. All of this is out loud, Ducca, it's not even with myself. It's out loud to Susanna who again we're on that shaky ground of me not remembering her.

Ah. But when I said the whole thing about my brother versus Angus's brother, but we don't think either of them, we're going to land on a friend, the look of horror on her face was like, what's wrong with you? So to save it, one of the great conversational tools, ask a question. So I said, have you and your husband thought about who gets your three kids if you die? Keep the conversation going. What did she say to that one?

I'm going to leave now. She said, yeah, we've got my brother written down in the will. When did the conversation end and how did it end? Like a gift from above. The birthday boy circulated, right, Uber's are here. We're off to the dinner. And that was that. This was the pre-drink.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh no. So it was a real taste. A good doubling down. Of my own medicine. Yeah. Yeah.

You got to play the player Jess. Some people don't want to get deep and fast and real. Real quick. I mean, it's taken Babs a year and a half to walk up to you. Okay. And I'm still, she's hot and cold with me. Now can I ask, who's taken Babs a year and a half to walk to you. Okay. Now, can I ask who did you decide on for your friend? Well, we haven't flagged it with them. So I don't want to.

I'm right here. What you know, are you saying it's like, I'm going to me or Shago or Babs. And this was the thing Angus and I was sort of not in agreement with. It's always hard to find someone. And then I wanted to grow up with walks. I want, I want ethnic. I want ethnic. I don't, she couldn't be more Australian. That's why, that's why I like my parents are currently winning in my mind because I'm like, they will raise her to be a little ethnic, but everyone we know is really awesome. No offence.

So I'm sorry I asked. So you and Morgan are out. Jess and Zucko. Thursday morning, been a great show so far team, well done all. Couldn't have had a better time. Couldn't have had more fun. Always fun hanging out with me pals. Absolutely and all that joy captured in our podcast. Yeah make sure you check out, always get extra bits there as well.

On the listener app or wherever you get your podcasts. We'll be back tomorrow. Tomorrow we've got Forgotten Friday Bangers. That's right. Make sure you're following us, Jess and Ducco, on Instagram because you get to decide what we play. It's a vote. I don't know where I'm going to go this week. I don't know what mood I'm in. I haven't thought about it in a while. No, it's been a while. We didn't do it on our week either. No, we didn't because obviously that Friday was Good Friday. So, jeez, it's been a long time since we've had the Rice Cookers selection. Should we give it a theme perhaps? Oh, that's a bit of fun. You know? May, babies, what can we do? Winter is coming. Oh, winter is coming. Let's workshop. Okay. I do like a thing.

Yeah, I think it's always fun because it you know, it forces you to do something. Absolutely and then maybe we do one week Yeah, rice cooker selections. I like that. Because sometimes we do get DMs people saying you guys suck all these songs are trash. I'd say more often than not we get that. You should have done this. So we'll open it up. Yeah, we should do that. We should yeah. Rice cooker selection. But yeah, we've got Forgotten Friday Bangers on tomorrow. What else we got? We'll draw that call of fame so make sure you are getting involved in the show. The Shy Lord's Diary? I'll look back at your first week back. How's it been Shiger? How's the diary looking? Uh, haven't done it yet. What are you doing right now? You mean progressively, you've been doing it every day. Everything's written down but we haven't placed it. What are you doing right now on your

computer? I was actually looking at the Forbidden Friday Bangers document and our last one was the 10th of April where you won with Florence and the Machine. Ah! Which a lot of people sort of went, hang on, then you named your kid Florence.

It was a little Easter egg. There is nothing to do with Florence and the Machine in the name of restore it. I like her as a singer but I like the name. Yes, that's right. That was a little Easter egg. It's cause you love the city of Florence in Italy, isn't it? Actually our least favourite city we're into in Italy.

You know, it's got no ties to anything. I mean, it sounds cool. I know that having more children might be on the card, so this might not be a question you want to answer. Yeah. What names didn't make it? Like, did you have a top two or three? Yeah, we split them. But you might still use them?

Yeah, we still use them. Lucker. Yeah, yeah. I can't say those. Fair enough, fair enough. So sorry, Jess wasn't on there yeah no that's fine your neighbor thinks you named your daughter Jess anyway so yeah anything else you want to add team before we before you wrap it up hey Babs how are you feeling you really were up against it today? been tough day for her I'm fine I would not be just a nothing my head all full of stuff and my heart all

full of where's your mates a tin man and the lion and the Mary life we're calling it a scarecrow because she thinks her hair is really thin what's Dorothy up to trying to find the wizard good for me if that was next week we'd all be with it oh that'd be fun that's right if she's the Scarecrow. Yeah. You're what? Tin Man or the Lion? Yeah Tin Man or the Lion I guess.

Tin Man or the Lion. There's the Wizard obviously. Shagos, Toto. Oh Wicked of course was just trending. Whatever it could be. The Wicked Witch of the East and the Good Witch of the East. You can be the Wicked Witch of the East. Wicked Witch of the East.

Yeah you're Ariana. I haven't seen the Wizard of Oz let alone Wicked. I haven't seen The Wizard of Oz, let alone Wicked. You haven't seen The Wizard of Oz. Why would I have watched The Wizard of Oz? I mean, fair, if it, like, I wouldn't watch it again. It's like such a classic, doesn't it? But yeah, maybe if you missed it. I think it's too old.

Yeah, fair. I like HD, I don't know. One of the first films where they transitioned from black and white to colour. Yeah. The start of that movie is in black and white and then it- Well, cause they started filming

and they didn't have a colour camera. No, just as in, just like, to make a point. You know how a lot of the actors got like, seriously ill and sick from how they did that? Like the Tin Man guy with the makeup they put on him? Yeah, I did write that. He actually- You're probably trying to sue or something, was it? Did that just come out in like a memoir?

Well I think it killed him. Oh, it nearly did. Oh, it would, cause you'd think back then, unions and safe practices- Wasn't a thing. So I do one of the witches as well with the makeup they used for her. Probably Elphaba with the green. Yeah, it was really bad. Cause you think back then, unions and safe practices, OHS wasn't a thing. I do one of the witches as well with the makeup they used for her. Probably Alphaba with the green. Yeah, it was really bad.

You'd really hope to be the Scarecrow in that. Cause he had just a costume on. I'm a bit itchy, but that's about it. So you're winning out of it all, Babs. You're just itchy. You got fleas, but that's about it. Okay, wrap it up. Oh, I'm getting a wrap up from Babs. Alright.

Alright, okay. Alright. She's okay. Alright. She's giving us the wind up arms. She's got her hands in the air Babs. Come on, give us the wind up. Ah, we're out of here. We're back tomorrow. We will.

See you then. Bye bye. Bye. Um, Shy Guy. Yeah? Has failed to get on the board. Jess and Ducko! That was the Jess and Ducko Podcast.

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