Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | He's put it in his mouth!

Episode Date: January 23, 2025

Not only is it Lucia's first day of daycare its also the day Jess meets The Amazing Jono ahead of tomorrows big juggle!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The new loose change menu has dropped at Macca's. OMG. T's and C's apply. Jess and Duggo. This is the Jess and Duggo podcast. Welcome everyone to the podcast. What a day. What a day it's been.

What a day for January. I didn't know we'd start the year so strong. So high. I thought we'd like ease into it like a warm bath. Yeah. But no. No, we've really set the bar high. Yeah, we've set the bar on fire, so to speak.

You'll hear the amazing Jono today. Probably an interview that didn't need to be seven and a half minutes, but it was. Just a bit boring there for about three and a half minutes of it. I took a lot out of it, but I appreciate not everyone is trying to learn to juggle in 2025. I really just thought he was going to come in, not say anything about juggling, and then just light shit on fire. And I was like, oh, okay, yeah, we can load that. Well, I guess the brief from the team was you're coming in as a coach. Totally.

That was the brief we gave everyone. And he took that seriously. Sorry, the brief was, I guess the brief from the team was you're coming in as a coach. Totally. That was the brief we gave everyone. And he took that seriously. Sorry, the brief was quick chat with the coach. Yeah, but the average. Maybe we'll go downstairs. You can never see these guys out there, but I had all of them out there being like, you know, I'm a fucking con, you know. But to be fair, the average human, which I'm including the pretty amazing Jono in, even though he's not average at all. No, he's amazing.

Seven actually is a quick for a human. Radio, that is a lifetime. I don't disagree. But the average human doesn't know what quick chat means. But the best chat was after we went across the road. Yeah. We had a huge OB. We had set up this outside broadcast.

Unbelievable. Babs had a fire extinguisher. High views and a hard hat. I was very worried about the fire extinguisher. Yeah, she was very. I didn't want to leave it. You were very concerned about it. Everyone was trying to go on air and Babs couldn't lift both things.

I was like, just ditch the fire extinguisher for five. Were you more worried about a fire potential or someone nicking off with your fire extinguisher? Someone nicking it because then it would be my fault. Oh, that's what it was. She couldn't leave it out of her sight. It was a big fire extinguisher. Yeah, I know.

It's like a proper one that's installed in here. You wouldn't be able to carry that around. That thing would be heavy to do. No, well, apparently you have to. In the event of a fire, you are a fire warden. Are you expected to go get that and then put the fire out? It depends. If it's on the floor, yes.

If the fire's on the floor? Like, if it's on our floor. No, like, if it's on more, not my jurisdiction. That's not Babs. That's someone else. Yeah, but if it's just the fire alarm going off and it's, like, someone else's level in this building, then I just have to evacuate everyone.

I'd like to think all the fire wardens on every level because, you know, it's such a shit job to have. They all put their hats on and run to the floor that's got the fire and a bunch of different fire wardens. Yeah, because I imagine she's got a walkie talkie under the desk that we're not privy to. So it is like code seven, which is our level, you know, and everyone rushes to the seventh. Tango, tango, bravo.

This is beautiful. Babs here coming in, coming in. Yeah. No. Bango, tango, bravo. This is beautiful Babs here coming in. Yeah. No. Bingo, bango, foxtrot. Do you have a phone that you have to go to? No. Okay. It's literally just get out.

I've seen Babs under pressure a few times. There's a fire. She's fucking off pretty quick. Mate, when Jono lit those axes on fire, Babs jumped into the harbour. She was gone. She was not putting anyone out. That was fun, though.

So you'll hear that on this podcast. Absolutely. You'll see it on the Jess and Ducko socials. I wonder how it sounded. I heard it back. It sounded good. It sounded like we're not in a studio, but that's as expected. We had a live audience, too.

We did. An accidental audience of kids on school holidays. They were loving it. That's their day, mate. School holiday activity right there. I can imagine they go back in February to school and be like, what did you do on the holidays? What I did was stumble upon a dude on fire juggling battle axes.

I mean, pretty cool. It's an unbelievable story. I did want to, but I didn't want to ruin the illusion. The battle axes weren't sharp. I was annoyed they weren't sharp. I did notice you touching them and I was like, don't. And then nothing happened. No, axes weren't sharp. I was annoyed they weren't sharp. I did notice you touching them, and I was like, don't! And then nothing happened. No, they weren't sharp.

They were a bit fakey, and I was like, okay. To be fair, the guy's throwing them up in the air. No, no, I totally get it. I just, when someone says battle axes. What I'm hearing is Duffer was not impressed. He wanted more jeopardy. I wanted, yeah. And also, I know we didn't have time to set Jess on fire, but that's okay.

That's okay. We were going to get there. That wasn't in the risk assessment. My issue. No, it was. You know what got us away with the risk assessment? We were next to water. Yeah, yeah.

There was a harbour right there to push you in. I would have carried you into the harbour and pushed you in there. I'm the one who saves us in the event of fires, Ducker. We all saw that. That's so true. You'd pick me up. My issue, team. Yes.

My issue. In 20 seconds, Jono has completely crippled my ability to juggle because I have been teaching myself and practicing the wrong way, apparently. What did he say you were doing? The funnel web technique? He said I was doing like master's mischief or something where I'm going over and he wants me to go under with each throw. Wasn't that your coach's fault?

Evidently. So Tyron, my original coach, thought I was obviously capable. Well, that's all he knew. That's the technique he got taught. That's the technique that he's mastered. Jono looked at me. I did a couple of spins for him and he went, you are working so hard. He did give me a nice compliment.

He said, the fact you can do that is very impressive. But that's the hardest thing you could be doing. Well, you can't stop now. I tried with his professional balls to reverse the cycle. They were good to touch. They were really good balls. And now I'm worried about my balls. Well, hey.

And I'm worried I'm going to go home. Stick to the balls you know. And my balls are going to know I've been fondling other balls. They will. They always know. Like a dog, you know, when you played with another dog. Oh, yeah. They'll be like, yeah.

So I'm going to go home now and try and practice. You wouldn't be using your dog's Johnny's balls that you have in the freezer that we got new. Oh, my God. They're as dense as the Amazon balls. Exactly. The issue is I don't know what to do because I tried to go back to my own technique when he wasn't watching, and I'm fumbling.

I'm now muddled up. Oh, you're in your head. I'm muddled up. This is like me with golf. When you have a lesson and you get taught something new because you realize what you're doing wrong, it doesn't always help. Oh, no. Or you've got to push through it for a couple of months.

We don't have months. We've got hours. We've got hours. Lucky the baby is at daycare today. Okay. I'm worried I'm going to get the call saying, ah, she's cracked it. Come get her. I'm going to have to say, soz.

Keep her till three. Jeez, wouldn't that add to the drama of it? I need to practice. And remember, you've got two chances to get ten rotations. What's on the line if she doesn't do it? There was no punishment. Do we have anything bad? The pressure's...

I think you buy breakfast on Tuesday. Ah, I don't mind that. Or even tomorrow. Tomorrow's Friday. It's at 7.50. Oh, yeah. I don't mind that. Or even tomorrow. Tomorrow's Friday. It's at $7.50. Oh, yeah. I don't care for a monetary punishment. But if that's what you want.

I just, there's enough, there's enough, there's enough at stake. Yeah, there's a lot at stake. I don't need the added. Because you'll be forever known as like, we can add this to your resume, your IMDB. If you can juggle, we can add juggler. Celebrityfacts.com. Yeah, yeah. But if you can't.

And you know what my issue is? If I fail tomorrow, it's in the bin. I'm not going to continue. Yeah, true. So there goes the juggling. Because you'll be out. People will see you on the street and go, loser. Exactly.

People will probably throw balls at me. They'll remember you as the girl who can't juggle. Yeah, you will be known as that. Jess Faccione, the girl who can't juggle and Lucia's mum. Oh, that sucks. She won't get into school. They'll be like, looking through applications, being like, this is the spawn of the failed juggler.

No, we don't want her kind. Did seven years ago your mum on breakfast radio try and juggle and she didn't do it yet? Nah, sorry, we don't accept failures here. She's gone. She'll go to represent, you know. I'm scratching out the name. Oh, that was a name scratch.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. See? That's live sound effects. Because none of my other sound effects work. No, they don't. We're working on it. Anyway, I've got to get out of here. I need all the practice time I can get.

Good luck. Thanks. It's been beautiful to watch this journey. Yeah, the week-long journey. Do you reckon people are as invested as we are? No. I wonder. 0-4-8-8-8-1-0-6-9.

Do you care? Do you care about the juggle? Oh, God. This could go the way of dregs. And did we discuss, are we filming this live? Are we doing a live stream tomorrow? Yeah, we'll Instagram live it tomorrow. So today when we tried to post the Pretty Amazing John O'Shaughnessy,

I was very adamant. Whoa, whoa. You've got to put the warning. Don't try this at home. Only because of the axes and the fire. Do I get warning? No, you're only juggling balls. I still think you should warn people. I still want a warning. I'd love if you got injured.

Oh, the daycares message me. Oh, yes? Oh. Okay, now she's just refusing a nap, but she's not saying come get her. Okay, it's okay. We can go home. That is one level away from being picked up. It is, because now she's going to get overtired and grumpy. You need to get fondling.

Of the balls, the juggle, not the child. Goodness me. She was just too close together, the sentences. Anyway, enjoy the show. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Welcome to a Thursday team. Good morning. Good morning.

It's a big day, Ducko. Huge day in the showbiz world. Not because of Pretty Amazing Jono. We'll get to that. He's coming on. That's a three day, Ducco. Huge day in the showbiz world. Not because of Pretty Amazing Jono. We'll get to that. He's coming on. That's a three-hour tease. Our team circus act who's going to allegedly juggle Axes on Fire whilst atop a unicycle.

Whilst in the studio. Which is somehow meant to be a lesson for me on how to juggle. It is. It's a great lesson. It's a great lesson. It's a great lesson. It's a metaphor. I'm sure I'll pick up some tips. Yeah.

That's not what I meant. Okay. Lucia starts her first day of daycare today, Duncan. Oh, is that today? Yes. Oh. And everyone has sort of geared me up with, oh, prepare for the emotions. Oh.

Now, I'm obviously not there for drop off, for maybe the tears and the carry on, which I'm sure you've seen on social media. Maybe people talking about, oh, geez, it was hard to leave. How long did they go to daycare for? How long? So I was talking to the educator yesterday and she was like, what's your plan? And I went, well, I was going to come a three, which is the whole day, basically.

Yeah, yeah. And it's after her naps and whatever. And she went, okay, just maybe be on standby because a lot of kids don't really take to it on day one. I went, can you tell her I've got some appointments booked? I've really built. I've got my brows done. I'm getting a mani-pedi. I've really bulked out my whole week around this one day.

And I went, okay, I'm going to cancel all that in case Luchia needs me. Do they not just push them through and go, you know? I think eventually. Right. But day one. Okay. Let's go, you know? I think eventually. Right. But day one. Okay. Let's ease the sweet angel in there. Oh, okay.

But last night, Angus and I were preparing her lunchbox. Like, we were cooking spaghetti, defrosting bolognese, doing all these things, cutting up fruit. But Angus is the one who has to get her dressed. Defrosting bolognese. We were like, what do you feed? I don't know what you said to daycare. We've already been told one kid has an allergy, so we've got to be careful with that stuff. And you know what's going to come now?

Sickness. 100%. So I just wanted to bring you in at ground zero. Yeah, this is what you're dealing with. You're a bit emotional today. If Angus can't get her hair done already, I'm like, call me. I'll come and help you do her hair. You'll be gone. He's like, that's alright. I'll go to Aunty Lexi's house. I went, I'd like to.

That's fine. She would have brought her here and got her ready here because that would have made her really calm and then taken her to daycare. All right. I'll tell Angus. Scratch everything. Come in here. Let me do her hair.

Bring her here. She can see the amazing Jono, maybe. So we'll see how we go today with first day of daycare. Wow. Big deal. Is it? It's a big day. What time is drop off meant to be?

Eight. Okay. Eight. Oh, Alpha Bucks at eight. You'll be distracted. I will. You'll be distracted. Oh, so it might be a good day to swoop in.

Yeah. Because I'll be, my head will be elsewhere. You'll be all over the shop. I will. Okay. It's a big week for you, daycare and juggling. How are you showing up? You know?

My plate is full. Very full. And then I'm going to juggle those plates tomorrow. Jeez. Exciting times. What's going on in your world? Nothing that big. Okay. I shouldn't have gone first. I'm sorry. juggle those plates tomorrow. Jeez. Exciting times. What's going on in your world? Nothing that big, you know? Okay.

I shouldn't have gone first. I'm sorry. No. Nothing that big, you know? Like, Morgan Demanda took her to the beach yesterday with Pam Demanda. She said, should we go to the beach with the dog? And I said, you sure about that? This is the end of the day after you've had a big day.

Yes. And the tide was turning, wasn't it? I was seeing some storm clouds coming in. It was luckily it was still good for us. As soon as we got there, she was exhausted from just walking onto the beach. Need a little lie down, a little sit. Yes, yes. And then Pam and her were just like, I think Pam's like morphing into her energy, like

just sitting down, chilling too. I'm like, why are we here? We're in our, we're in our, well, partly relaxing era. We've got to conserve, but we're also, you know, working overtime in Morgantown. Yeah, yeah. She was tired. I get it. She's just getting slow and tired.

I did see you put that on Instagram story. You're still sticking with the whale emoji, I noticed. Yeah, she's called Migaloo. She enjoys it. We make whale sounds to each other. She loves it. She sends me photos and she's like, Migaloo's growing. Oh, she is Migaloo.

She's Migaloo. Not the baby. Okay. It just makes me go, oh, Dago, no. But she's on board. Yeah, she's on board. She's on board, everyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She loves it. She thinks it's fun. You better she's on board. She's on board, everyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She loves it. She thinks it's fun. You better be careful if you're going to keep going to the beach. The Coast Guard's going to roll in. Oh, no, there's a whale. There's a whale breach. Oh, wait a minute. See, now you're on board.

I am. See, it's fun. If we're going to lean in, let's lean all the way in. Yes. Oh, big morning, team. A big morning. Yes, big morning. The amazing John are joining us at 8.30.

We're going to chat to him. Jess is going to get juggling tips. Posse's going to juggle flaming axes on a unicycle, I believe. That's what it says in the email. And Babs said, look, I couldn't get him to reconfirm on email, but he texts me. He texts me. That's as good as gold in my book. Hey, trust me.

We felt worse. We've got Wordy Oki on the show again after seven. Yep. 10k alpha bucks, 6.30 and eight. More chances at the Kofod, 250 bucks cash. Oh my God. Jesus. Do we have time to actually have a conversation?

There is so much going on. Luckily we've squeezed in chimps and what they do that's contagious. You know? That's coming up next. The flinging of the poo. Oh yeah. I forgot they did that. They do that.

Yeah. Yeah. Because you know how we yawn and yawning's contagious. Absolutely. It's like a sympathetic thing. Yeah. Yeah. They do something that's contagious, which is hilarious. We're only separated by like 2% DNA, aren't we? Us and chimps, it stands to reason. Not much. Okay.

We know humans are not far separated from chimps. That's right. We're the evolution. That's right. We're the next step up of that picture of the man. Yes, moving up from the chimp into the human. Yes. Now, as humans, we do a few things that are contagious, but yawning. So when you see someone yawn, obviously you can't help but yawn. Yes, which there have been multiple studies, and I thought I read once it was like a sympathy thing.

Oh, okay. Our brain goes, oh, my friend is tired. I will be tired too. Well, chimps do contagious weeing. Okay. It's a little bit different from the yawn. So when one chimp sees a chimp wee, they all have contagious weeing. One needs to go, then the other goes.

They all go next to each other and they all wee. What if you haven't had your drink bottle that morning as a chimp? Will you still get that urge? I guess you just, yes, stand there and pretend. Oh, I just want to be a part of it. You just want to be a part of it because apparently this was a study done, and apparently this is an evolutionary route. Humans used to do this as well.

So when humans became chimps in the evolution, humans used to wee together, and whoever didn't pee in the same company was a thief or a spy in our cultures. What? Apparently in Japanese cultures, the act of urinating with others represents an art across centuries and cultures and continues to appear in modern social context. But apparently in Japan, it was also like a sacred thing to wee with others.

So you know how like when the ladies are at the club, I need to go to the bathroom. We'll all go to the bathroom. We'll all go to the cube and some of them aren't even weeing. You're just standing there talking. Is that an ancestry thing? How do you all fit in there? It's like a clown car. It is like Tetris.

We're on top of each other. I'm sitting on top of the cistern. Question, when you do that, are you watching each other wee? Yeah. Are you seeing things? Well, there's nothing really dangling. That's true. Do you know what I mean?

So what are you seeing? And there's also just an element. Like if my girlfriend is getting changed in front of me, I just am very conscious I'm looking at her eyes. You're not looking down. I'm not looking at her headlights. So in a similar regard, when my friend is on the toilet, I'm looking at her eyes. Or maybe looking around. I'm not looking to see the health of her stream.

You know what I mean? You should be. You should be looking to see that flow. You can hear that, though. You can really hear that. Is that not awkward when you're in there with them and you can hear? Not really. Because whenever you're weaning next to a guy in a urinal, and sometimes if I'm there first and then, say,

Shago romps up late and then he finishes before me and I'm still going, I'm like, ooh. Oh, is that a power move? I don't know if it's an embarrassing thing of a power move or I've just got a heavier flow. Oh, you've just had more water that day. I've just had more water. And we know this bloke has, look, he's taken the lid off his drink bottle.

I have my water bottle. You've never taken a sip out of that day. I've just had more water. And we know this bloke has, look, he's taken the lid off his drink bottle. I have my water bottle. You've never taken a sip out of that thing? Never. I've never seen you fill it up or take a sip. This is me. This is me. And then he's like, morning. Exactly.

He has no flow. You're like Kim Jong-un. I think your body just reabsorbs everything. You don't actually excrete anything. Yeah, I can believe that. You're like Kim Jong-un. I think your body just reabsorbs everything. You don't actually excrete anything. Yeah, I can believe that. You're not real. The only issue I face sometimes, and I don't know if men experience this, but sometimes when I sit down, I think it's just a wee,

but, you know, everything opens up. So that's the only issue where it's like, oh, I've got four girlfriends in here. Let's get it together. Does that happen when they've been there? Yeah, once. And it's like, sorry, ladies've got four girlfriends in here. Let's get it together. Does that happen when they've been there? Yeah, once. And it's like, sorry, ladies. You've painted the porcelain bus?

Yeah. No. Really? Because you know when you're relaxed, it's like you don't think a bath's coming out, but it does. I don't think I could ever do it with four people in the cubicle with me. I just, I would not be wired that way. No shame.

Really? It's the same with girls. Like, oh. Because you hear the plop. Your vibe attracts your tribe, Daco. My girls. Someone's like, can I go on top? Don hear the plot. Your vibe attracts your tribe, Ducko. My girls. Someone's like, can I go on top? Don't flush it.

Yeah. We're all water saving in this friendship circle. Really good. Yeah. So, but that would be my only concern. I didn't actually think about that. The girls doing that. So it's very similar, but yeah, apparently our culture,

peeing together in good company meant that you were not a fee for a spy. You were not an outcast. You were normal. And so chimps. And you're not going to, you know, spike my drink. Oh, that's probably where it comes from. It's like, I'm going to tell it.

Nothing can happen while I'm in this time because you're with me. Would you feel weird? You shy guy, you know, producer shorts, whatever. Yeah. Boss Jase, chuck them all in there. So you're out for ramen and you go, I've got to pee. Would it be weird if everyone at the table went, us two, and you all went together as guys?

It would be weird. Is that weird? If we were at ramen, if we were at like a bar and we were like having a few drinks standing out, I'm like, I'm going to the bathroom. They're like, oh yeah, I actually, I need to go too. And then we can all- And all four of you go? And then we're at a urinal.

It's a bit different. It would still be weird. I don't feel like that's a normal- A restaurant does feel like- Normally one person's like, I'll stick at the table or like, I'll stay here or not. You strategically wait and then just go a bit later when you get your next drink or whatever. Yeah, it does feel weird for guys to do it. I've had this sometimes when you go into the bathroom at the same time as a mate.

They go into the cubicle while you go to the urinal. Because they need to do number two. No, no. The door's open. They could just be wing. It's just like, I'm going to avoid awkwardness. I'm just going to go in here. I'm going to have my back to you and have my own space.

Yeah, it depends if you've got the fixed urinals that are like the holes in the walls that we have here at work or if you have the trough, which is the long one that you usually see at races and stuff like that. Yes, yes. You know, it's very urinal dependent. Yeah, I just don't feel like I ever see groups of boys chatting in a queue because they've all gone to the bathroom at the same time. Yeah. If they were, they're doing something different.

They do. Touche. Jess and Ducco. You may have noticed your Instagrams have been hacked. Hacked. There's a lot of people talking about this on their social media because they're not happy about it. Of course, you're never happy when you've been hacked.

No. But this is now getting political. Did you see Justin Bieber's Instagram getting hacked? Did you hear about that? No. Was that with the- Someone went on and unfollowed his wife. Oh.

And then he came out there and he posted, hey, yo, someone- Someone went on and unfollowed his wife. Oh. And then he came out there and he posted, hey, yo, someone's hacked my Instagram, unfollowed my wife. Things are getting weird. Because how crazy is- Are you sure you just didn't do it? The tabloid media, that's the first thing they will go to in articles about couples having issues. They've unfollowed each other on social media.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. People look at that. So obviously he's had to come out. No, the last thing I saw from Bieber was a series of photos of him enjoying a bong. Oh, really? Yeah. Recently. Recently, which I thought he said.

Did he post it? I think it's legal in some parts of the States. Yeah, yeah. Was he hacked or did he post? Who knows? But why I wanted to bring you this story is I was seeing it around yesterday that Meta, which owns Facebook and Instagram, we are talking about Instagram in this instance, Meta, and we know that we saw Zuckerberg,

who is worth $200 billion, up there behind Trump at the inauguration. They're in with each other. And it was interesting that a day after the inauguration, Instagram accounts were automatically following Donald Trump and Vice President J.D. Vance. People were going, I am not a Republican. I certainly don't like Trump or Vance.

Why is my Instagram now following these guys? Because if you type it in, then you can see who follows them. And then people are like, whoa, I didn't know Shelley followed J.D. So people are checking themselves and going, whoa, whoa, I don't follow this. I don't follow this. I've been hacked. Trump and Vance have got their mate Zuckerberg to hack people in the back end and boost their numbers to get followers up.

People were blowing up about it. Because I am not following either. It didn't happen to me. Okay, so I immediately went to check. And there is the real Donald Trump. And then there's a POTUS account, which stands for President of the United States. A lot of the president has their own, like, running account. They've got their own official one, I guess.

Oh, hilarious. You may have heard that in, like, movies, American movies, but POTUS. And then first lady is FLOTUS, fun fact. Oh, that's a nicer name than POTUS. POTUS feels not nice. I don't know why. You like FLOTUS, but not POTUS. I like FLOTUS, yeah.

And then you've got J.D. Vance has his personal, and then VP has one as well. Oh, right. The VP account has 15.9 million followers, and he only has four posts. He's only been in power two days. How do you get that? So it's pretty good. So you're going, oh, they're all bought, hacked followers. Yeah, liars.

This is crazy. I've been working all my career. I've barely got 10. I swear to you, Ducko, I checked yesterday when I saw this story. Wasn't following any of those accounts. Okay. Votes, VP, Donald Trump, J.D. Vance. Yeah.

Hayley has texted me this morning, messaged me on Instagram. She's a rice cooker. She goes, Jess, I just thought you'd like to know that you are following the VP of the United States. Oh. JD Vance. Something's happened where people are getting hacked. It showed you on my mutual followers list because I've also been hacked. Okay.

I just thought you'd want to know. And I was like, you sure it wasn't like as Jess Darko, JD, you're getting confused. Maybe I was, no, she was like,

I've checked. I went, shut up. I swear I checked yesterday. Yeah. Anyway, I was like, oh no,

unfollow, unfollow. Babs has done some investigative research. Oh, she does do that Babs. She comes in hot and heavy. Good on you Babs. I don't know what's happened with mine.

Mine might be an anomaly because I swear to you I checked yesterday. Right. But to explain this, guys, you might have been following VP account, the VP account, because you liked Kamala Harris. She used to have that account. But now that J.D. Vance has come into power, he's gotten the passwords. I see. Similar with POTUS. Kamala123. Gat is logged in. But now that J.D. Vance has come into power, he's gotten the passwords.

I see. Similar with POTUS. Kamala123. Gat is logged in. She's had to give her passwords back. You might have been following Joe Biden on the official POTUS account. Sleepy Joe official, always. Maybe to keep up to date with what he was doing. That has now been handed over to Trump and Trump's people.

He's got the password. So whilst you may not have thought, oh, I never followed Trump. No, no, you were following the POTUS account. I see. And they've been wiped clean. So it's just a new account. It's a new owner. It'd be like.

It's a new owner with the same account. Right. You're not going to give up 15 million followers just to start a freshie. I guess you can't do that. You're going to delete all Kamala's posts. But then you're going to have, like, it's two different parties. Yes. Two different political beliefs.

Yes. So you're always going to have a wish-washy audience. You're going to have a wish-washy audience. The engagements are going to be all off. At the end of the day. Are they getting sponsored reels like that? I'd like to see their algorithms. I would love to see their algorithms.

You know? But just to put everyone at ease, thanks to Babs' investigation. Yeah. Look, maybe there was some hack, because I don't know what happened with me. I swear I checked yesterday and I didn't say following. Right. But I know I used to follow the VP account to see Kamala, because I liked her. Right.

So it stands to reason I'm now still following the VP account, albeit it's been 10 years I guess you can't unfollow him. You're a huge JD Vance person. I have just unfollowed, because I don't want to see that stuff. But there you go, guys. There you go. So it's not hacked. It's just if you did follow the other one. I don't think it's that stuff. But there you go, guys. There you go. So it's not hacked. It's just if you did follow the old one.

I don't think it's hacked. I love the hullabaloo, though. Everyone's like, I've been hacked. I've never followed Trump. Conspiracy theories, man. Oh, they're running wild. Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up. Jess and Ducko in the morning.

I'm full of books. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabucks on hit. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions all starting with the same letter we have to take your first answer can't use the same answer twice and if you're unsure of the question just say pass of course we come back if there's time

they're the rules everyone knows it it's for 10k our player is Jai good morning Jai how are you? oh Jai we couldn't be better for a Thursday

especially on the cusp of giving you? Oh, Jai. We couldn't be better for a Thursday, especially on the cusp of giving you $10,000. Are you ready to take it off our hands? Bloody oath I am. Oh yeah, bloody oath. Jai's fired up. Jai is fired up. What do you want to do with the money? 10-year anniversary coming up to me

and my partner just around Valentine's Day. Take her away. Jai, you old romantic you. Take her away. Jai, you old romantic you. Take her away. Jai, maybe you'd consider Daydream Island or Denmark as a holiday destination. Yeah. Because they start with the letter D, and that's what you're going to work with. D, can do. Can do, says Jai.

Come on, Jai. You've got this. What did we say a couple of weeks ago? Love is the greatest motivation. It's the best fuel for Alpha Bucks. And Jai is operating on a lot of love. Come on, Jai. Your time will start after the first question, brother.

You ready to go? Can. Yep. Yep. Yep. He's good to go. Starting with the letter D. We need you to name a month.

December. A dog breed. Dachian. A shoe brand. Dunlop. A dog breed. Datown. A shoe brand. Dunlop. An animated movie. Bath. A boy's name.

Dan. A clothing item. Do-rag. Something that flies. Drone. An ice cream. Bath. Something you'd find in a shed.

Drill bit. A kid's toy. Fuck. An animated movie. Oh, my God. Jai just slipped into game mode. You could hear his voice change. That was a great run.

Oh, mate, you answered everything. Well, you got through everything. You got yourself seven. Nothing wrong. Nothing wrong. The ones you passed on, an animated movie, Despicable Me or Dumbo. There's four Despicable Mes now. Ah, yes.

Yeah. I haven't seen one of them. Oh, go watch the fourth one. The baddie is a cockroach. Frightening. Horrifying. Okay, I'll take your word. An ice cream could have been a drumstick.

Yum. Ah, yeah, yum indeed. Ah, pimple. Yeah, kids too. It could have been a doll or a dinosaur. Yeah, yum indeed. Oh, pimple. Yeah, kids too. It could have been a doll or a dinosaur. There's a few. Oh, yep.

I know, in hindsight. But hey, you were a great player. Very good. You don't go away empty-handed. $100 to spend at Endota. Maybe you can give that to your partner for the 10 years instead. Yeah, that'll have to do her. That'll have to do her.

Sorry, honey, it's not 10K, but you got a massage. Jess and Ducker got you a massage. Oh, Jai, what a legend. Thanks for joining the show. Happy anniversary. No worries. Cheers to that. Thanks, mate.

We do play again today. Jess and Ducco. Have you popped a boob? Now, maybe you have non-implants, or maybe you have, when I say non, maybe you have boobs. What are you saying? Yeah. I want you have, when I say non, maybe you have boobs. What are you saying? Yeah. I want to say natural. All boobs are great.

Yeah, but can you pop a boob that hasn't had implants? Great question. I don't think you can. Well, let's find out, Duckman. I don't think you can. 13, 10, 60, have you popped a boob? Also, can I pivot? This is my great idea. No.

What do you want to pivot? Can we just do, what'd you pop? You know? I guess. That opens it up to, you know, I feel like we're in a niche pond right now looking for the one person who's popped their boob. That's not bad. And let's swim in a larger pond. Maybe.

But can I still say, I'm really, all right, let's go fishing. Yeah. I'm really hoping to catch a marlin. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, if we pull up a little trout, because you've popped a eardrum. Oh, yeah. Hey, that would hurt. That hurts.

And it's something that is poppable. Yes. But I'm looking for a marlin. Yeah. You know, 55 kilo. It's going to win me the prize. Yeah. No weights in fish here.

No weights in fish. Because it's a genuine, I've hooked a winner, have you popped a boob. Okay. Is what I'm really going for. Please explain this to me. Denise Richards. Give me a quick IMDB on Denise Richards. I know I hate saying anyone is famous for being married to someone more famous,

but I genuinely don't know what else Denise Richards has been in, except two and a half men with her ex-husband. Love Actually. Oh, she in Love Actually? Who the hell is she in Love Actually? She must be a real side character. Oh, you know who she is in Love Actually? The hot American.

Remember at the end of the movie where the kind of ugly British boys go travelling and they're like, we're going to go to America because they love her accent. Yes, yes. Is she the hot one at the end of the movie where the kind of ugly British boys go traveling? And they're like, we're going to go to America because they love our accent. Yes, yes. Is she the hot one at the end who comes in? She comes home with the Brit boy. I actually do remember that. Yeah.

Gorgeous woman. Oh, my God. Oh, that's what she's famous for. You probably should have just kept it with Charlie Sheen. That's the lead. That's the lead. Is that the lead? So Denise Richards, obviously on this show, it sounds like our version of SAS, you know, where they put the celebrities through their paces and they make them do that challenge.

Yes. Over in America, they've got a Fox reality show called Special Forces World's Toughest Test. And it sounds like one of these things. You're really put through your physical and mental paces. Push to the limits physically and mentally. Yep. But she probably didn't realize it would send her to hospital, they write.

In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, she was talking about her experience on the show, and there was one thing where she essentially had to bungee, yeah, but from an unbelievable height. She's obviously not a fan of heights, this sort of thing. Yeah. She had the harness around her chest, as you do with bungee. Around the fun bags.

Her fun bags are bolt-ons. The pressure of the harness. Are they fake? They're fake. I believe so. Yeah, because it's popped an implant. I need a picture of what we're working with here. D's.

Oh, can you get me a specific cup size on Denise Richards? Yeah, yeah. You should know that. Anyway, yeah. So, Asher's plummeting to earth. Okay. Thanks, mate. That's what it says.

D plus? What did you Google? I just wrote Denise Richards boob size. D. There you go. Good to know. What was it before the implant? It says, and I quote, flat as a board.

There you go. Pre-surgery. Okay. That's her quote. I didn't say that. No, fair. That's why people get bolt-ons. That's why you get them.

Why not? So she's done this harness thing. She's plummeting to earth. And the harness. Yes. Squeezing on her bolt-ons. you get them. Why not? So she's done this harness thing. She's plummeting to earth and the harness squeezing on her bolt-ons popped her boobs. No way. She said she was actually more concerned about the bridge jump affecting her four repaired hernias, but they were fine. What she's popped is the boobs.

She was worried about the hernias, but the boobie went. Now, what happens when you actually pop a boob? Do you feel it deflate? Yes. Because I'd imagine there's not a hole,ob? Like, do you feel like deflate? Yes. Because I'd imagine there's not a hole, so it's not coming out. It can be very dangerous. Yeah, it seeps into you. It can seep into you.

I've had a girlfriend who inadvertently popped her implants, and it was seeping into her for so long. She basically had some issues health-wise because she didn't realize it's now impacting her bloodstream and stuff. So you've got to be careful, obviously, but you've also got to go to reputable people. Yeah, well, you can't get it done in Turkey. I'm short.

Exactly. I went to Thailand for mine. Well, exactly. It was cheaper. And you're now suffering the consequences. I am, yeah. But you were flat as a board and now you're voluptuous. People can't take their eyes off you.

So Denise Richards has popped a boob. Okay. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's unbelievable. That's crazy talk. So 13, 10, 60. What'd you pop? What'd you pop? What'd you pop? Or have you popped a boob. Okay. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's unbelievable. That's crazy talk. So 13, 10, 60. What'd you pop?

What'd you pop? What'd you pop? Or have you popped a boob? Can we hook a marlin? I'd love to see one. I know it's early on a Thursday. I'd love to see one. I'd love to see it.

Implant or non? I don't know how you pop a non, but hey, when you're pregnant, man, those things are hard as rock. Yeah, they are. I feel like you could take a pinprick and they would pop like a balloon. Oh, yeah, they do get a bit... They do. ...gorged.

Engorged. Engorged. That's what I was looking for there. Yes. Okay. I was picking up what you're putting down there. Thank you so much. 13, 10, 60, what'd you pop?

What'd you pop? Or if, yeah, if you've been in a similar situation. Yes. Imagine, I'm thinking of dudes with harnesses around that area. Oh, my God. People pop nuts all the time. All the time. It'd be very painful. Yes. Or you can get them twisted. Oh, God. That People pop nuts all the time. All the time. It's meant to be very painful.

Yes. Or you can get them twisted. Oh, God. That would be. Oh, no, that's tomorrow's phone. What'd you twist? We're just doing pop. Okay, sorry.

What'd you pop? Popping today. Give us a call. That's right. Twisting tomorrow. We'll get you on there. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko.

13, 10, 60. We're asking, what'd you pop? That's right. We're going fishing. Yeah. Ducko's happy to go into the deep blue sea and fish for anything. Yeah, fish where there's fish. Fish where there's fish. What'd you pop?

I am looking for the 120 kilo marlin. Yeah, yeah. And have you popped a boob? You're looking for the Meg. You're looking for Jason Statham and the Meg. That's what you want. Have you popped a boob? I have never been prouder and more just into you.

Well done. It's one of your favorite movies. I love the... I just love that reference. I'm looking for the Meg. You're looking for the Meg. I'm looking for the Meg. Have you popped a boob?

Whether it be your natural God-given boob or a bolt-on, an implant, like Denise Richards. You'd know her from Love Actually. I think it's a 60-second part in Love Actually. At the very end. She plays the hot American at the end. Charlie Sheen's ex-wife. Yep.

She was on the Fox reality show Special Forces World's Toughest Test. I guess it's like our SAS. Business is going well then. Absolutely. Hey, she used to be on, oh, sure, I got letters down here. Yeah. She was a real housewife of Beverly Hills.

Oh, if you said that, I could have led with it. People know the Beverly Hills housewives. Yes, yes, yes. Don't worry about Atlanta. She's Beverly Hills. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, she was doing a jump off a bridge. She had a harness around her chest, popped an implant.

She was worried about the hernias, but the hernias were fine. The implant, I wonder if you feel it deflate because that stuff's going to ooze inside you. Absolutely. You've got to be very careful. It can't be good. She goes, I wanted to see a doctor. I wanted to make sure that I was okay to continue with the weight and doing stuff. I wanted to make sure I didn't damage the hernias.

I was too embarrassed to even say anything about those. Isn't that funny? Yeah, what do you do? Oh, my God. She continued the rest of the time on the show with the rupture. Really? And took ages to repair them.

That's tough. That is tough. Wow, good on you, Denise. I don't know if it's advisable, though. And I don't know if Aaron's going to have a popped boob story. Aaron, have you popped a boob? Oh, sorry, guys. I don't have the Meg for you now. Damn it, you're the Meg. All right, you're still good enough. What have you popped a boob? Oh, sorry guys, I don't have the Meg for you, no.

Damn, are you on the Meg? Alright, you're still good enough. What have you got for us? We appreciate your contribution regardless of it being a small little bass. What have you got? I know fish. What have you got? Yeah, no, I popped my shoulder out. That's Ducco territory.

Yeah, where'd you pop that thing? What were you doing? Yeah, I was out on a river, barefoot water skiing backwards. And, yeah, tripped over the back and, yeah, still was holding on to the rope for too long and popped my shoulder out. It'll never be the same again. No, no, it hasn't. And, yeah, it wasn't comfortable floating in the water with it, yeah, floating next to me while it was still out. Yeah, up in there. So just, like, limp. Yeah, yeah, it wasn't comfortable floating in the water with it, yeah, floating next to me while it was still out.

Yeah, up in there. So just like limp. Yeah, yeah. How weird is that feeling, Aaron, when you just can't control it? You don't know what to do with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not good, not good. The pain too.

I can relate to that one. Thank you, Aaron. Now hang on a minute. Have we got one? I think we've got a marlet. I mean a meg. Kira, have you popped a boob? Popped everything.

What? We got one? Yeah. Pray tell, what have we got? So a couple of years ago, I decided to wear a wraparound dress to the Christmas party. Yeah. Hang on a minute. Ducko, do you know what a wraparound dress is?

No, I don't know what that is. Explain, Kira. So it's basically like you put it on as a jacket and then there's one piece of string that wraps right around and ties up. It's like a robe. Oh. You know what I mean? It leaves that V kind of looking at the front.

Great for the clevage. Don't wear a bra with that. Oh, I mean, you could wear a deep one, but you probably wouldn't. Okay. Sorry. Probably wouldn't. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Kira wasn't. Yeah. So at the Christmas party, I was dancing up on the stage when the string decided to give way and the robe opened up. No. Hang on a minute. You popped a boob out.

You didn't actually pop a boob. Still, this is fantastic. Like it didn't, like the pressure didn't go. The pressure didn't pop it, but she popped it in front of all her staff. So no rupturing. So your entire staff saw you drunk on the stage singing. With your tits out. With your tits out.

Yep. It was a good time. Please tell me you quit. You can't come back from that. Oh, no, I came back. How was Monday? It was great. Everyone was talking about it.

Big day in your household today. It is, Ducko, and I was actually going to tell you something else, but my husband has been messaging me. I think I've had about 35 texts so far this morning. Now, he'll usually give me a good morning and maybe a little picture of Lucia, our one-year-old, but usually that's it until we hand the button over at 10 o'clock or whatever. But it is a big day because it's her first day of daycare.

Now, I originally wasn't going to touch too much on it because I'm not there for drop-off. Does it feel weird? The more I think about it, yes. But it's not school. I suppose school's more a monumental day. Couldn't agree more. Yeah, yeah.

But last night, Angus came home from the gym. We'd eaten dinner, settled Lucia in, and I tried to sit down and watch a bit of TV. And he went, what are you doing? We've got to prep. I'm like, this is it. And now granted. Of course you did. Of course you went over the top.

He's the one who has to do drop-offs. So maybe my. That's his jurisdiction. My head wasn't in the game. That's not yours. I couldn't agree more. My parents always made lunch. And now maybe this was a unique thing for my house, but my parents made me my lunch for school the morning of.

There was no prep the night before. Yeah, I think Dad did the morning of. Yeah, morning of, yeah. So I was sort of like, there's nothing I can do tonight. And he went, have you laid out your clothes? And I went, what is this colour on you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he threw it back at my face real fast.

He goes, well, you know I'm going to take a picture, and I don't want you having a go that I've put her in a bad first day of daycare outfit because this photo is going to last forever. You do care about the outfits. I do care. And I went, you're absolutely right. I'm going to get my head in the fricking game. She needs to be cooler than all the other kids at daycare.

She needs to stand out. Is she just wearing a giant lemon suit once you put her in? There were multiple, there was a parade of outfits. And the issue was we'd already put her to bed, so I had to keep sneaking into her room and opening her drawer. How's she going to look in this? Just lie down in her chair. Because the issue is the educator said there'll be paint involved. I went, well, that's fun. So I don't want to put her in anything fancy pants because it's going to get paint on it.

I'm sure it's washable, but, you know, be conscientious. So I'm pulling out shorts and T-shirts, and I went, oh, I've got the perfect one. It kind of looks like a little school uniform. It's got stripes and a frill. Anyway, so we landed on that. The kids are there, can't even talk yet, but they'll still say, like, what does your mum dress you in?

Did you say we landed on that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I wanted Angus to agree. Oh, I meant you and Lucia. No, she was asleep. Yeah, she was passed out. But Angus said, he goes, all right, you happy with those shoes? She's got little Nike kicks.

And I went, oh, God, socks. So I had to go back in, pull out the socks that I wanted. Anyway, so I was getting a little bit hyped, and he went, right, what's for lunch? And so we started cooking. What does she normally have for lunch every day? And that's the thing. I said, what do you think she should have?

He goes, lunch is your jurisdiction. Oh, okay. All right. Well, usually I give her. And you run out of milk, hey? You can't just squeeze any into a cup and give it to her. You have. You dried up.

I dried up a long time ago. We're done with that. Yeah. She has cow's milk. Yeah, right. So I could put that in an esky, I dried up a long time ago. We're done with that, yeah. She has cow's milk. Yeah, right. So I could put that in an esky, I guess. But she needs food. Yeah, so true.

So we cooked pasta and defrosted a bolognese cube. So she'll take that. The educator's Italian, so I trust her to do it properly. I'm hoping she has parmesan to put on. I didn't want to put it on. Surely you packed her with her own parmesan. Here you go, honey. Maybe I'm going to take that. It's the expensive parmesan too. on. I didn't want to put it on. Surely you packed it with her own parmesan. Here you go, honey. It's the expensive parmesan too.

Use it well. So she's got bolognese. What else she got? She's got grapes, cut in half, blueberries, some tomato. And who feeds her? Because I don't mean she can't feed herself yet. You put it in front of her. She'll shovel it in. Okay. Yeah, yeah. The educator just has to warm it up. And I said to Angus,

make sure she heats the muffin up for 30 seconds. But then you've got to check that the blueberries didn't get too hot. He goes, can you write all this down? The educator. I'll text them. How many kids are they looking after? Like eight? Four.

Okay, so it's a little one. Yeah, it's a family one. Oh, okay. And apparently one of the kids is away. So three. So three. Oh, right. So she can microwave a muffin.

Surely she can sit down for her three-course meal while the others sit there eating their yogurt. But as I said, Angus has been texting me a lot. Is heci can sit down for her three-course meal while the others sit there eating their yogurt. But as I said, Angus has been texting me a lot. Is he nervous? Is he struggling? I don't know if he's nervous or he wants to just keep me a part of it. I'm like, should I have taken the day off? Should I be here?

Should I be there? Maybe we should have had the show day off because you know how it is. We should have. You and I. We could have done. You know what we could have done which would have made her really calm is done the show live from your house and all the way to the kindy. Oh, and travel to daycare. Daycare, yeah. We'll do do the same. We could have done, we should have made her really calm. It's on the show live from your house and all the way to the kindy.

Oh, I travel to daycare. Daycare, yeah. We'll do that for school. We should bank this for five years time. I was going to say, that's a stretch. I'd love to, but we'll bank it. We'll set a calendar for it. But Angus has just texted me special breakfast.

He's done an omelette. It's a big day for her. It's a big day. Don't you want to treat it like a normal day though, so she doesn't wig out? It's not what you should be doing. It's like someone playing a grand final. It's just another day.

It's funny he just texted and said she's not eating the omelette. See? Because she doesn't normally get omelettes for breakfast, Daddy. What are you doing? But look, that's the outfit we landed on. Oh, she looks cute. And I was concerned about the hair, but I think he's nailed the hair. Yeah, she looks good. I think she's starting to look more but I think he's nailed the hair. Yeah, it looks good. She looks good. My issue is... I think she's starting to look more like you as well, by the way.

I'm seeing her a bit more. Really? Yeah, you sent me a photo of her the other day with my dog giving her a really bad side eye. Real bad stink eye. And I thought she looked a bit like you. Yeah, I did think that. Well, I, um, maybe I've tried to inadvertently make her look a bit more like me. Angus is in charge of cutting her hair, but it was

in her eyes, and I just was like, oh, I can do it. Like, it's been a year. Oh, I can trim her hair. I can cut it, yeah. I've absolutely butchered her fringe. It's so wonky. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The fringe is gone.

Look how bad. Just put a ball over her head and cut it. Look how uneven. Oh, that is bad. Yeah, she looks like you a lot there. I've hacked her ahead of her big day. Well, keep us updated throughout the morning, okay? I just texted Angus.

I said, how are you feeling, baby? Like, you know, maybe talk about it on air. And he went all goody. I know. He's nervous. That's a man who's really nervous. Do you reckon? Oh, yeah.

He sounds nervous. He's all nervous to take his little one to daycare. And you're not there for it. I know. And I get the glory of swooping in at 3 o'clock. Yeah, pick her up. Or earlier if it need be. But I get the glory of being the rescuer, whereas he's the abandoner.

So I'm really happy that he's the role that we've fallen into. Jess and Ducko. Bit of fun this game. Word up. You took the words right out of my mouth. Word. It's been a fun this game. Quiz Master Babs comes into the studio and gives us a word. And it's not just Jess and Ducko. Shy Guy is a player. Place your bets, place your bets.

Gives us a word and we have to sing a song with that word in it. I'm going to take a different approach to that. Normally I get out of my seat and I jack myself up. I'm going to keep calm. I'm going to sit in my seat. I'm just going to be, you know, it's just another day. Do you want to take a bet how long that lasts? I'll give him one word. One round. Yeah, one song. You'll win. I'm chill. Or me.

And then he'll stand up. Could happen. That could happen. Very good. Alright. Let's rip in. We'll just re-establish rules. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is not really much for you, Ducko. More than one sentence of the song? Yeah, a gusto, please.

And you lost horribly last week, didn't you, Shaga? Okay. Didn't get one. Oh, we're rattling already. You've got the quiz master against you, Shaga. She's ruthless. She is. Okay, first word is day.

Day and night. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. I toss and turn as it runs in my mind, mind. This one is on a Day and night. I toss and turn as I'm in my mind. This one is on a system. Okay. Well, that was a tie. Okay. Okay.

Maybe that was just a warm-up one. I heard shy guy in there. Did you? Three-way tie. I was a second off saying that. Does that mean we both get a point? No, we'll do that as the warm-up round. Oh, what?

You've always told me take control. You can't take control. We did say take control. Also, do we have've always told her to take control of the second half. Also, do we have how many we're doing? Today? Yeah. I was just going to see how it felt. No, we did that last week. When it gets to four on the clock, you wrap it up. Okay. Good note.

Alright, next word is now. Now. Now. And now. No, that's not the lyric, is it? Now I've Had the time of my life That's it, Shaggy Thank you, thank you

I know, I came up with the thought It's the danger of thinking out loud, isn't it? I couldn't get I will always love you out of my head Like now I love it, but it's not Yeah, anyway Alright, so point to Shaggy Thank you Next word is I couldn't get I will always love you out of my head. Like now I love it, but it's not. Yeah. Anyway. All right. So point to Shy Guy. Thank you.

Next word is dream. Dream can come true. Dream can come true. Oh, yeah. That's it. It is. Yeah. You're right.

Sing it. I don't know the rest of it. Sing it. You got it. You got it going. I want to hear you close your eyes and go. Dreams can come true. Looking at the...

Something like that. Damn, damn, damn. Did you just change the song you started with, though? Dunker, get out of your chair! We won the warm-up! Are you standing up? No, I'm still sitting. I'm really making a point of it.

Come on. Okay. Next word is time. Time goes by. So slowly we wait. Time goes by so slowly we wait. Time goes by. Bit of Madge. Bit of Madge. Yeah, okay.

I'll give that one to Ducker. I don't want to give you more feedback, Babs. I'm feeling like you've used a lot of these words. Yeah, we've had that word. And we've heard a lot of these. I'm sorry. I've done that exact song. Are you keeping a list of week to week?

Yeah. We're not keeping a list of how many we do. I don't think you are. I am. Hey, I'm on the board. I don't care. I'm back, baby. Okay. Next don't care. I'm back, baby. Okay.

Next word is show. Show me the money. It's a quote from a movie. Show. Glorious show. Stop thinking out loud. Show ta-ta. This is the greatest show.

Oh, my God. No, no. I want more than that. I want more than that. We're loving it. We won't come out. Yeah, thank you. Thank you.

Damn it. I can't believe you got that. Three points. I won to Ducker. Hugh Jackman would be so proud of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Zac Efron. What's another song we're showing?

I had The Show Goes On. Oh, Lupe Fiasco. I love that song. I wouldn't have got that. I like his other stuff. Yeah, Lupe's Fiasco. I love that song. I wouldn't have got that. I like his other stuff. Yeah, so true. So true. Is me thinking out loud throwing you off?

Yes. I'm actually doing better. Oh, yeah. Okay, so I'm throwing Jess off. I'm helping Shaga. Strategies. Okay. Shut up, Em.

Oh, we've got to wrap this up soon. Final word. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So what's the score? Can we get a score reset? Because he's on three, isn't he? I'm on one. Jess is on none. Yes. Okay. So I, wait, wait, wait. So what's the score? Can we get a score reset? Because he's on three, isn't he? I'm on one. Jess is on none. Yes. Okay. So I've won.

Well, yeah, that's... We're really going to work on your suspense building in this game. Do we get her a one-on-one with your Larry Emders, your Grant Denyers? Well, if it's best of seven at the start and we know that, then we can all sort of build to something. Yeah. Alright. But ending on 3-1-0 and then going

I guess shy guy one. Okay, we've got to wrap it up because the clock's at 4. What about this one's worth double points? No. Because the issue is you'll tie then Shy Guy and if Ducko wins it. Then we can have a bonus one. Okay, let's do it. No, I mean, sure, let's just do one more.

Okay. I guess we're here. Really dry. We'll nail your juggling tomorrow with Amazing Jordan today. And the next week we'll grant Denya to give you some quiz marks. This just shows to the rice cookers that we seriously leave this segment when we leave this segment. Like nothing gets done outside of it. We come back and do it again and we have the same issues.

100%. What's your final word? Okay. My final word is rock. Rock your body. Dance everybody. Go to rock. It's a tiebreaker. We're going, my final word is rock. Rock your body. Dance everybody. Go to rock. It's a tiebreaker.

We're going to a tiebreaker. No, it's not. It's done. We're going to a tiebreaker. It's done. You're on two, mate. I'm on three. Give me one more word.

It's done. Again. Again. Oh, no, we're done. Anyway. Jess and Ducco. Just quickly, Ducco, my husband's in the car. Oh, yes.

Daycare. First day. He's on her first day to daycare. She sent me some pics. They've done a photo shoot in the front yard with her gigantic backpack. It does look very big on her, doesn't it? I think I need to go. I think I need to go.

I can tell you're feeling a bit more like, yeah. Yeah, I'm getting worked up now. This is one of those classic you things that you didn't think it would be a thing and you've gotten here and we're all like, wow, that's a thing? I know. You were like, why don't you want to talk about it? I was just going to leave it as a top line sentence. Yeah.

I mean, it's not first day of school. Let's make that clear, I'd imagine. But still, it's a milestone. True. The pics are rolling in and I'm feeling feelings. Okay. So you might not last the show. I don't know.

But we've got the pretty amazing Jono come in to juggle axes that are on fire whilst he's atop a unicorn. If anything is keeping me here. A unicorn? What did I say? A unicorn. He's riding a unicorn now. If he he's atop a unicorn. If anything is keeping me here. A unicorn? What did I say? A unicorn. He's riding his unicorn now. If he wants to come with a unicorn.

It's a unicycle. All the axes are on fire. The only thing keeping me here is the amazing Jono doing that. And I think when Lucia is old enough to look back at her photos and she's like, Mommy, why weren't you there for my first day of daycare? Well, I had the amazing Jono. She'll go, of course, that's on me. She'll understand. She'll get it. She'll get it. I'm so sorry the amazing John Owen. She'll go, of course, that's on me. She'll understand.

She'll get it. She'll get it. I'm so sorry. How was that? Can I see photos of that instead? You're so right. You're so right. Hey, heard something I think you'll love in particular.

A psycho but kind of creative way to get revenge on a housemate. We know housemate situations, they always sort of end horribly. Even if you're close to them, it can always be bad. I never lived with friends for this exact reason. I actually was very careful with who I travelled with as well because I had one blow up with my bestie. Travelling's tough. Travelling and living with someone who you think is the best person in the world.

How many relationships crumble once you start living because you see a whole other side to a person. You see the worst side of someone. So housemates where maybe you're both on the lease, there's meant to be a division of labor, but no one's the mum or dad. Yeah. The authority, the lack of, can absolutely fall into chaos. So this girl I know through the gym and she does similar class to me all the time and

we have some mutual friends and stuff. And yesterday I was there doing me lunges and she started laughing. And I was like, okay, don't be laughing at my form. And naturally, I was like, what are you laughing at? And she goes, oh, no, sorry, sorry, not you. I'm just in a bit of a mood today. And I was like, oh, how come? She goes, well, I did something to my housemate, which is pretty funny.

And I was like, what did you do? She goes, because she used to be a plumber, right? She doesn't do it anymore. She used to be a plumber. Okay. She said. But you never lose those goes, because she used to be a plumber, right? She doesn't do it anymore. She used to be a plumber. Okay. She said. But you never lose those skills, I guess. Exactly.

She said, my housemate was being such a BIT. She was annoying me so much that I turned off all the water to the house. Well, like yesterday morning or something. Disconnected it, knowing that she was going to be out all day, but the housemate was home. Turned off all the water to the house and I disconnected the washing machine. Disconnected the washing machine? So not just turned it off at the power, like pulled hot pipes out. Exactly.

And I was like, how do you know how to do this? I used to be a plumber because I don't even think I would know how to turn the water off to the house. Or if it was off, I'd be like, well, it's broken. I know. I mean, a washing machine feels like, oh, this might be an electrical issue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would never think, oh, a pipe's disconnected.

And I said, what made you do this? She goes, I do it all the time because I used to be a plumber, so I know. So if she's annoying me, I'll turn it off. Even if I know I've got to go for a few days, I'll leave it like this for a weekend. How bad is this house, mate, that she's having to, I told you to put your dishes in the dishwasher,

not leave them in the sink. That's it. No showers for three days. And it sounded pretty bad. But I mean, I was like, that seems like, that's genius, because that's creative. But showers for three days. And it sounded pretty bad. But I mean, I was like, that seems like that's genius because that's creative. But that's psycho behavior. That's using your powers for evil. Isn't it just?

When she got her certificate, I'm sure you do your apprenticeship, your trade or whatever, you get qualified. Yes. I'm sure there's some sort of code of conduct. The plumber code of conduct where you can't turn off housemates. The PCC. Obviously. Don't be doing that.

Don't be using your powers for evil. No. She's bringing all the plumbers into disrepute. And apparently the housemate has noticed it before and brought it up with her because my friend is the primary person on the lease. And she goes, oh, I'll take it to the real estate agent. Oh. Doesn't do anything.

So she's the conduit to the landlord, realtor to get something fixed. But she's going away for three days. I'm not going to send that email. Why? Because I know that the water's just been... Yeah, yeah, it's me. And then she'll come home, she'll turn it on for her, she'll have the shower, then turn it back off.

It's crazy. That's wild. It's wild scenes, right? Oh my God. And I hope me telling you on the radio hasn't uncovered her, because I did speak to her, I was like, can I speak to her on the radio? And she's like, yeah. And I was like, I don't think she understands.

Well, the fact she was giggling in your presence, she knows you're going to ask. Yeah. This is like the... I'm not comparing her to a murderer, but it's like. No, no, it's kind of. You know, all those criminal minds shows, it's like they want the attention. They want to get caught because they want the publicity and all that jazz. Or they love watching them in the struggle. Like they get to see their mastermind at work.

Yes. It's one thing to like play a practical joke, but then you're out for the day. You never see the fruits of your labor. Yeah. Whereas she's like, I need, I need the attention or I need the kudos. Yeah. She wants to see it in the flesh. For a bad reason.

I know. So we, our job like that, we don't have anything we could really get people back at. No. Do you know what I mean? No. There's not a lot we could do. I could tell a really great story and the punchline is that they suck,

but that instance is a couple of a lot. It's not going to cut it, is it? It's not going to cut it. It's like a mechanic maybe, you know, going in to fiddle with the housemate's car. Mechanic is a prime one. Mechanic is you could use your powers for evil. The dark arts of car wielding. You don't know what they're doing.

And it's one of those things where you never see them in action, whereas, like, if I was a hairdresser, I could give you a real bad haircut. And then they get a no. But you wouldn't know. Yeah, that's true. Because it happened in the moment. As psycho as this is, it's kind of genius. It's kind of genius.

Yeah. Wow, what a villain. I know. She's such a villain. Yes. I can tell you're distracted today, Jess. I am. I can tell you're distant.

I keep looking at my phone. You do. Because I didn't think today was as big of a deal. And I'm not referring to the juggler who's coming in at 8.40. The ever amazing Jono. The amazing Jono who's going to juggle axes, which will be on fire whilst he's atop a unicycle. Yep, not a unicorn.

Not a unicorn. I said unicorn. To teach you how to juggle for tomorrow, which is also a big thing in itself. Totally. That's what I was really focused on. But it is my one-year-old daughter's first day of daycare today. And I just didn't, like, yeah, cool.

It's a thing. But I wasn't going to like take the daycare today, and I just didn't... Like, yeah, cool, it's a thing, but I wasn't going to like to take the day off, and now I feel like maybe I should have. Is it a day off? I don't know, because I don't have a child yet, so it's hard for me to commentate on the feeling. Angus has been keeping me up to date, a running commentary of the morning,

what she's had for breakfast, if I'm happy with her hair. Yeah. Because I did say, you're on hair, man, you're there in the morning. Well, you've already butchered her fringe by cutting it. I cut her fringe the other day and I'm so bad. You did do a horrible job with that.

I can't believe, because he's done it for the past year. Like, he's in charge of hair and nails. And he does an excellent job. Oh, that's funny. I was like, I can do that. I want to have a go. And I've butchered it. I'd be bad at it, too.

She looks like she's had a fight with a lawnmower. It's not good. She does. But we laid her outfit. We made her lunch last night. Yeah, pasta, obviously. But he's just sent me, they've done a photo shoot in the driveway with her giant backpack. Are the grandparents there?

Or is it just him? No, no, just him. But my issue is, maybe I'm not taking this as seriously. He sent it to one of our best mates, Lex, some of the driveway pictures. She's crying. She's so overwhelmed. And you're not. You're here just to- I know, I'm not.

You're here getting ready for the amazing joy. What am I doing wrong? You're not feeling the emotions. I feel like I should leave. Should I be a part of it? Like, Lexi's more emotional than I am. You can always text a text on 04888 108106. I'm getting a lot of texts. It's just a bad person. Should she have taken the day off? Did you get emotional for your child's first day of daycare? I'm getting a lot of

messages from the rice cookers saying, I hope Litchi has a great day. Oh, it's a big moment. They're being very supportive. I'm like, lot of messages from the rice cookers saying, I hope Litchi has a great day. Oh, it's a big moment. They're being very supportive. I'm like, crap, I didn't. So this is a monumental moment. Or was it meant to be? Apparently. I mean, you just did it.

I work in the morning. You did it at a show opener at 6.01 in the morning. And I was like, do you want to talk about that on the show? You're like, oh, yeah. I was like, but what's there to talk about? We made her pasta for lunch. Like, that was the big ticket item for you? Like, that was what you wanted?

You love it. We got that disgusting San Remo, the pulse pasta. Oh, yeah. So it's meant to be better for protein. Nice. I thought she asked for lunch. How good. A bottle of nice.

Anyway, yeah, I don't know. The updates are coming in. Yeah. So anyway, I think the drop off was at eight. Everything was fine? I don't know. He hasn't told me. Oh, he's doing it right now.

He's doing it right now. The handover. Okay. So it could be Tantrum World War III. You never know. She'll be sad leaving him. Sure. It's probably best you aren't there for that. Yeah, I know. I am right now. The handover. Okay. So it could be Tantrum World War III. You never know. She'll be sad leaving him. Surely. It's probably best you're not there for that.

Yeah, I know. I am her favourite. Yeah, yeah. Well. Well, I am. I spend way more time with her and we do like lots of fun things. He just has the morning where it's like admin stuff. Do you reckon that's a thing?

Like you can tell you're the favourite? Yeah. Really? Because when she's in distress, he'll go to comfort her and she reaches for me. Wants mummy. It's horrible. It's horrible for him. I feel so bad.

That would hurt. Yeah. Because imagine if it was you and she wanted daddy. Oh, I.'s horrible for him. I feel so bad. That would hurt, yeah. Because imagine if it was you and she wanted daddy. You'd divorce him. I couldn't deal with that. Yeah, that would be tough. It's like I'm Pam's favourite. I get it. You get it. Her first day of doggy daycare, I'm sure you took the day off because she would have

handled it. No one catches her urine UTI sample like daddy does. And that's building a bond that could never be broken. Can't untether that. You know what I mean? Yeah, I get you. I'm relating. Yeah. $10,000 up for grabs.

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Oh, morning. Annabelle. Sorry, did we take you by surprise? Yeah, you didn't have to say that. Oh, come on, Annabelle. You love the game. You are the one and only. Yeah.

I mean, there's no one like Annabelle. Yeah, there isn't. We've got that on good authority. You're welcome. The question is, are you ready to win $10,000? Yes. What do you want to spend the money on? Well, I hit my car.

I hit a hair being chased by a fox. Are you okay? I hit my car. You hit a fox. Are you okay? I hit my car. You hit a hare? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were being chased by the fox or the hare was being chased by the fox? No, no, no. The hare was being chased by the fox and I hit the hare.

Hang on a minute. Intentionally so you could save? Wait, oh, you actually... No, she killed the hare. Oh, you killed the hare. Sorry, not the fox. She's on the fox's side. Okay.

Wait, okay. So you accidentally hit a hare. Doesn't sound accidental to me. I reckon she teamed up with the fox. Yeah, you and the hair. Sorry, not the fox. She's on the fox's side. Okay. Wait, okay. So you accidentally hit a hare. Doesn't sound accidental to me. I reckon she teamed up with the fox. Yeah, you and the fox. Yeah. Did you help the fox here or what's going on? No, I was really mad because now I've got damage to my car.

Don't worry about the dead hare. I didn't do it on purpose. How much damage does a hare do? Because how much does a hare weigh? Like 20 kilos, if that? Nah. Five or seven kilos? Yeah. No Like 20 kilos, if that? Nah. They're tiny. I would say less than five. Five or seven kilos?

Yeah. No idea. Okay, but we need something. Is your car a ride-off? No, it's just got no sensors. Oh, that's annoying because I was going to hit more things, aren't you? Did the fox, like, saunter over and give you a wink? Like, thanks, sis.

Hey, thanks so much for that. He looked really confused. Yeah, yeah. You know, like in cop movies where one cop is chasing the bad guy and the other cop runs around the block and then cuts him off in the alleyway? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you did.

That's what I'm vibing Annabelle was the cop. Annabelle was the cop. Annabelle was like, shut up. And I was like, let me play the freaking game. So is our boss. Don't worry. We'll get feedback. Annabelle, this is a great omen for you, babe.

Your letter's A. A for Annabelle. Okay. All right. Cool. Okay. You're nervous, aren't you, Annabelle? A little bit.

I'm a bit late for work. Oh, I see. Sorry. We're holding you up. Let's play the game. She's a hair killer. You can hang on five seconds. You can't murder her.

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Starting with letter A, Annabelle. We need to name something you put on a sandwich. Apricot jam? A celebrity. Pass. A Disney movie. Oh my God, pass. A vegetable.

Pass. A dog breed. Pass. A dog breed. Pass. A superhero. Come on! I'm getting it! Yes! We got off a four.

We got ourselves two. Oh, my God, that is so much harder when you're the person. Yeah, it is. Guilty conscience. The pressure when you hear the timer, you know, it gets to you. Look, you passed on a lot. You got yourself two, and we were lucky to get there. Celebrity could have been Adam Sandler, Ariana Grande, Disney movie,

Bugs Life, Alice in Wonderland, a vegetable, asparagus, a dog breed, an Australian cattle dog, Australian shepherd. And then you got Ant-Man. You got your own one? Oh, no. What do you own? An Australian cattle dog or a shepherd. Oh, that's embarrassing. Oh, no. Hey, it's funny An Australian cattle dog or a shepherd. Oh, that's embarrassing.

Oh, no. Hey, it's funny where the brain goes. Hey, you don't go out with your hand, Annabelle. You get $100 suspended in DOTA. That's all yours. Yay, thank you, guys. What a legend you are, Annabelle. Thanks for joining.

Besides the hair killing. Yeah, obviously. You're a lot of fun. Thanks for joining the show, babe. Thanks, guys. Thank you. Good luck for work. Yeah, tell your boss we said hey.

We do play again at 8 and 6.30 tomorrow morning. I feel like we threw her off there. Or do you reckon she was the one who hit me bad at the game? Hey, hey, hey. I'm not the one who killed her hair. So true. Last I checked, you didn't kill her hair. I know Boss Jase is going to come in being like,

stop throwing off the callers. There's too much chat. They've got to get into game mode. I'm sorry. She killed her hair. Boss Jase has an interesting accent. There's questions to be asked. You can stop throwing the collars off.

There's questions to be asked. If you're going to tell us. Don't you get your voice on. I'm not him. If you're going to tell us you killed a hare. Tell him at 901. Jess and Daco. Now, we don't often see each other in the wild, us four.

We spend a lot of time with each other. That one time you and I bumped into each other in aisle seven at Woolworths. It was so weird. I wanted to dac you. I was like, what has come out of me here? Why am I doing that? He's just trying to suss out which tinned tomatoes to buy. So many choices.

I didn't know what to do. So yesterday I was hunting for like fake tattoo sleeves for a dress up thing I've got for this weekend. And they spotlight had some good ones. We looked it up. So I was in a- I was going to say, I wouldn't know where to start. I was at Kmart and we got some kit and Morgan and I looked it up and we're like, oh, Spotlight actually had a really good range of dress-ups, which I never thought-

They do. They're surprisingly chock-a-block with random stuff. Random stuff. I nearly got you an inmate outfit. I don't know why. I just wanted to get you that. Oh, for my juggle off tomorrow? Yeah.

Orange. Big orange jumpsuit. I didn't. It was pushing- Always thinking of you that. Oh, for my juggle off tomorrow? Yeah. Orange. Big orange jumpsuit. Did you get it? I didn't. You know, I was pushing it. Always thinking of me, aren't you? Thanks, Del. So anyway, I'm in there. We're looking and I swear I've walked in the doors. I've walked 10 metres and I look over to my left and there is none other than Shy Guy

standing there. It gets better because this show, we know, it started because we asked Shy Guy what he did on the weekend. He said, went to Spotlight. And he lives there. And it's funny because, yes, that was a one-time reference, but it stuck. It stuck so hard. And I had just moved.

Yeah. And I wanted to buy some stuff. I know, but just the conviction with which you shared that story. You love Spotlight. He's been given Spotlight vouchers for birthdays from Rice Cookers. It just became a part of your personality. It did. But now you actually got spotted in Spotlight.

Like, he genuinely does hang out there. On a Wednesday afternoon. And to make the story better, he was with his mummy. Mummy. Mama Guy. Mama Guy was there with Shy Guy because they were trying to find, Shy Guy, what were you trying to find? I wanted new bathroom accessories.

Things like soap holders and like the pump. Dispensers. Dispensers. Toilet brushes. Oh, hello. Too good to just have the dead old pump in your bathroom. No, I need a ceramic. I wanted something nicer looking.

But you know what's even better, Jess, is I said like we were right next to all. Did you have to have your mum there for that decision? No, she was hanging out with me yesterday because she was bored. She's a teacher. Yeah, yeah. She's a school holiday student. I gave her a big hug and she was like, so she got a hug. Oh, so you went over.

Yeah, of course. I filmed him, obviously. You can see my Instagram. There's this guy in the corner. Who's this idiot filming me and why? I said to Morgan, I was like, hide, hide. I'm going to film Morgan like runs behind an aisle. I was like, what an idiot.

Is that why Morgan just perused around the corner? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, oh, you're here too. Cool. What part of you, because you told us on Monday that you'd been to the shops and got stopped at the checkout by a rice cooker. At Woolworths, yeah. Yeah, wanting some Intel on Shy Guy Dibs.

Correct. When you felt a camera film, you're like, oh, it's happened again. Yeah. They've seen us all. Here I am. I thought I might need some security. Well, you know, it was funny. Shy Guy's mum was quick to tell me, did you hear you got recognised?

How much have you brought that up to mummy? Mum's podcasting. She's still on last week. So she's yet to catch up. But it gets even better, Jess, because we said, oh, yeah, there's great stuff here. We were just at Kmart, though, looking. And Shaga and his mum go, we were at Kmart,

which is another full shopping centre away. And I go, oh, okay. How did you end up here? He goes, oh, we didn't actually find Kmart. We went to the shopping centre that had Kmart in it. They looked around, but not hard. We also went to other places, but yeah. And they didn't find Kmart.

They went, ah, stuff. Let's just leave. Kmart would have to be one of the biggest physical shops. We then found out geographically where they were. There were four stores away. Yeah, we were pretty close, but we gave up. You couldn't see a massive Kmart sign? It was on the other level.

Both mum and guy and shy guy just went, it's fine, let's leave. Let's leave. Instead of taking three extra steps or maybe asking anyone, we'll just go to a whole, getting back in the car and drive into a spotlight.

And they went to the spotlight and then saw the same arranged things that I looked at and I thought the ceramic things looked great but Shah guy didn't want a bar of them.

What was wrong with the ceramic things? I didn't like them. Anyway, what I love. Nothing on the quality of spotlight. It's a great show. Oh, that's a gorgeous day out with you and Mummy.

What I love is they did it with Mum. Yeah. He did it with Mum. He did it with Mum. And I thought it could be cute. On 131060, what are you still doing with your Mummy? Oh, I love that. What are you still doing with her?

Even though he says, oh, she had the day off. She was bored. Let's be real. I think he needed Mum's approval. Yeah. Because, you know, she's probably got great taste. Just a 29-year-old boy. I'm going to take mummy.

Looking for his soap dispensers with mum. To get a soap dispenser. It's something I was going to do if she hadn't visited. No, no, no. I think you were only doing this with mum. You're only doing this with mum. What do you still do with mum? I love that.

Yeah. I'm pretty sure my brother still gets my mum to make his doctor's appointments. Really? Are you counting that? Mum still takes me to the barber. That's for you, not with you. Oh, okay. Just with you.

We can include for you. Yeah, we can do a bit of both. A bit of both? What are you doing for or with mum? Yeah, yeah. It's a little routine. How old are you? How old are you?

Yeah. And what are you still doing with mummy? No shame about it. No shame. I think that's the sweetest thing ever. We love it. You know, sometimes you still need your mum. I literally just got off mum and dad's Medicare.

Yeah, that was way, that's not even legal. I don't know how you last it so long. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. 13, 10, 60, we're asking. What do you still do with your mummy? That's right, because Ducko spotted one of us in the wild yesterday

and it wasn't me and it wasn't Babs. Prepare your whistles to be wet. That's right, it was Shaka. In his natural habitat. In his natural habitat. All the places. You must have just been over the moon. Honestly, I said to Morgan, this is up there with our wedding for me in terms of best days of my life.

Like, when I saw him naturally with his mum and they both looked so deadpan and you could tell Shaka was like, I don't like them, like looking at the soap dispensers. Looking at soap dispensers. Mum was like, look at that one, it's got a gold tie. But I'm like, nah. Gold doesn't go with your decor. No, it doesn't. There is a video, Jess and Ducko on Instagram.

Ducko put his best David Attenborough hat on and filmed him through the shutters or whatever they were. Yeah, I was hiding. Some bedspreads and then you can just see Shy Guy looking so morose. It was fun watching you too. How long were you watching? Oh, at least two minutes. Like just watching you just in the wild.

Make sure you're never, you know, scratching your testes or picking your nose. I don't know, doing something, because he'll catch it on camera. I will. I'll be there. But it was just cute. You were with your mum. Shy Guy's mum was there. Gave her a big hug.

Lovely lady. Oh, I can't believe you've met her before me. Mum a guy. I know, it was cute. Yeah, she went for the handshake, and I slapped that thing out of the way, and I gave her a hug. And you know I'm not a hugger. What are we, straight?

You are not a hugger. But I felt like an urge to hug her. She's also a good hug height. Morgan must have been like, whoa, whoa. She's a good hug height for me. She's not tall. No, she's not. So I felt like a really like bear hugger.

I was going to say, because you're tall. Yeah, you're a tall guy. I must get it from the dad's side. But anyway, we could go into that for a while, but we shan't. Can you do ancestry.com? I'd love to see your, you know, DNA stuff. Yeah, we all want to do that. Don't we? I'd love to see your, you know, DNA stuff. We all want to do that.

Didn't we talk about that off air the other day? Lucy. Guys, how are you? Good, Lucy. We're so good, Lucy. Ducko spotted Shaga in his natural habitat, but the best part was he was shopping with his mum for bathroom decor.

What do you still do with or for your mum? So every year my mum makes me go and get my Santa photo done by myself. I have two kids, but by myself. Are you an only child? Are you her only kid? Yes. Okay. But not only that, she sits there in the back of the camera

with the squeaky toys and says, smile, smile. That's so cute. And how old are you, Lucy, if you don't mind me asking? I'm turning 28 this year. 28, two kids. Oh, my God. Does she have, like, all of yours throughout the years just lined up next to each other?

Yeah, yeah, pretty much. And she frames them and then she, like, shows them to all her work friends. Oh, that's so cute. That is actually a fun little tradition. That is cute. I just love the idea. I don't want the grandkids. They're not my kids.

But not only that, like, I have to book it myself. Well, of course, you're a grown adult, Lucy. Yeah, you've got to do it. That is good. I just love the idea. I don't want the grandkids. They're not my kids. But not only that, like I have to book it myself. Well, of course, you're a grown adult, Lucy. Yeah, you've got to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I'm a grown adult, I've got to do it myself, but I have to then give it to her. That's fantastic. That's so cute.

That's funny. Rhiannon's called in on 131060. Good morning, Rhiannon. Hi, guys. How are you going? Oh, we're fantastic, Rhi. What are you still doing with your mum? My mum does it for me.

It's a bit of a tradition that she hasn't done this year and I'm ready to put her into a nursing home, honestly. So she usually buys me the firefighter, like the sexy calendars with the puppy dogs and things. And she hasn't done that this year. So I'm quite upset. I am a mother

of three kids and 37 years old. I could do it myself. But it's a tradition. Like I said, she's meant to buy it for me. She's meant to buy it for you. It's weird if you buy it for yourself. I'm so upset. I'm so upset. How could she not get it for you? Sorry, and because she's forgotten this year, you're like,

that's it, nursing home. Yep, it's just happening. We're doing this. You're on the way out, Mum. You're obviously forgetting. Literally. You're done. Oh, that's funny.

We've had a text come through in the text line as well. 04-888-1069. Text in any time. Any time. On the text line as well. 048888106 Text in anytime. Anytime. On the text line. Mel said, I still get drunk with my mum. Go to the pub and dance on tables. Oh, hell yeah. That's alright. That's not bad. Would you and mum a guy do that, shy guy? No. Okay.

You don't have that kind of relationship? No. It wouldn't be fun. You're more of a McLeod's daughters and a Bicky kind of relationship. I don't know what that is. I painted the picture, Mel. Painted the picture well. It's finally time. Lucia's first day? Oh, sorry.

Yeah, Lucia's first day. Oh, no, no. The amazing Donna was here. Absolutely. For anyone who is wondering, my one-year-old had her first day at daycare. Yes. Has her first day today. Angus has done the drop-off.

She's there. Can report. No tears. She didn't cry at all. She didn't cry at all. She didn't cry at all. So apparently the educator turned on the bubbles and she got distracted and Angus snuck out. And she turned around and she's like, was Dad here? I don't know.

Do I live here now? Is this right? Are you my mum? Did you breastfeed me? Well, whatever. Can you eat up my pasta for lunch? That's what it's like, isn't it? Just distraction gone.

I think it is. Because even there was this idea, anytime I leave the house, particularly with the grandparents or even with Angus, she loses it. Like if she sees me going to the front door, she follows and cries. So we started trying to sneak out. And then I saw something on TikTok

and it was like, don't do that because now your kid just doesn't know where you are and you haven't said goodbye. But sure, it makes it easier than them. Yeah, but now I say goodbye, you know how long she cries for? Yeah, it's too long. Three seconds. Oh, okay. No, truly.

Oh, it's gotten better. There's a bit of a tantrum and then it's, oh, okay, she's gone. Right. So we may as well start getting used to it now. I see, I see. But Bubbles, what a hell of a... Bubbles. If you were in the studio and I saw Bubbles and you'd gone,

I'd forget you were here. Shy guy, we're going to need a bubble gun for the studio. Bubbles. Did I have a co-host? But, yeah, so we can put a pin in that. We'll see how long she lasts. I'm sure she's going to be great. Yes.

To the bigger business at hand. To the bigger business. Someone's got to juggle tomorrow. Someone, you sent me the challenge last Friday to juggle for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's something I've been working on for over a year. And we just, we need two chances. You have 10 rotations.

I got to get 10 rotations. And, you know, our great team around us went, why don't we get you an expert coach? Yeah. Someone who does this for a living amongst other skills. I wanted a clown or someone, but Babs had a friend. That's right. The pretty amazing Jono.

You can follow me on Instagram. Yes. Jono said, I'll come in. Jono has taken... Yeah, I can coach. I can give some tips. But what I can do is actually show you the top of the mountain. Where maybe I can aspire to be one day. He's taking us to Everest.

He's taking us to Everest. I just thought we could have a stroll on a slightly sloped street. No, no. We're going straight to Everest with Jono. Yeah. Next. Let's find out what he can do. He's brought in a lot of props. Yeah, he has. He looks fantastic.

With a unicycle out there. Yep. I believe there's access. I'm seeing a bucket. He's in a great suit. Okay. I want to see if we can do it inside or not. That's right.

He's going to give you tips and then he's going to one-up you. Baggy's putting a hard hat on that says Fire Warden. Yeah, she's got a lot now. She's got a lot now just because there could be fire. One of the great quotes from Jess yesterday, we were discussing where to do this fire thing. We said, what about the car park? Jess goes, there's nothing flammable in a car park. I was like, maybe

all the cars. I meant like a stock of dynamite. I thought, is there a stock of dynamite? There aren't oil drums. We're not going to crash banditry cars. Yeah, that's what she thinks it all is. She's not a boxer D&D.

Just sitting there. Maybe John has's what she thinks it all is. It's not a box of D&D you've got to jump on. Just sitting there. Maybe Jono's got it. We'll find out. I don't know what the street team is having that cage. I don't know. I don't either. It's been a whole week.

I see cold cans of Coke and some points of light. The hit squad. Sorry, yeah, the hit squad. Whatever they're called. That's the way you are. Talking about a little morning. That's right. All week, in fact.

All week, yeah. Last week, Ducko, I was sharing with you how I'm going on my journey to be a juggler. I don't have a party trick, and I thought juggling might be a fun one to have in my back pocket. Yep. Particularly now there's a small child in my life. I thought if there's ever an instance there's a couple of small children who are a bit distressed, I could whip out juggling and save the day. That would make them cry.

That was my motivation. Yeah, yeah. And you were taking too long, and I said, let's put you to the sword. I wasn't doing well with my learnings. You're going to come in on this Friday, so tomorrow, 7.50, you are juggling, you are nervous about it. I said, we need to get someone in who can help us with the juggling journey. And luckily, Babs had a mate.

Babs had a mate called The Pretty Amazing Jono. You can follow him on Instagram. He's done some work with the radio station in the past. And Babs went, I'll put a call him on Instagram. Yeah. He's done some work with the radio station in the past. Yep. And Babs went, oh, I'll put a call in. He does everything. He does everything. And he joins us in studio looking so,

I don't think we've had a more fabulously dressed guest. Yep. You've got to have standards, guys. You do. You do. And it's early for you. It is. But you've really pulled out all the stumps.

For you, for anything. I got you guys. For the craft. For the craft. It is really, it is more than just a skill. It's a calling. And I love that. Yes. You've got really, it is more than just a skill. It's a calling. And I love that. Yes.

You've got the bug now. Oh, she's in. It is a calling. First step juggling, second step swallowing swords. It is literally, yeah, it is a slippery slope. Like born again Christians where they say, I saw the burning bush and God spoke to me. It starts with juggling. It's a gateway skill.

It's a gateway skill. And you just open it all up. You'll be in a straight jacket on a unicycle in no time. I can't wait. Which I have in the car. When radio dies, we'll see Jess on a unicycle down the street. What I'm hearing is in 12 months time, double act. The amazing Jono and the magnificent Jess.

If you add a few more sequence to your outfit, you're in. You're in. All right. Let's try to get ahead of ourselves, Jono. She's yet to juggle 10 rotations. Baby steps. You're in. You're on. All right. Let's not get ahead of ourselves, Jono. She's yet to juggle 10 rotations. Baby steps. Firstly, before we get to why Babs is out there wearing a hard hat called Fire Warden and our promotions manager, Nick, has a fire extinguisher.

Can you tell us about your journey, your expertise? And I don't want to offend you. Are you an entertainer, a circus performer, a magician? You can't say that. What do we call you? I'm technically a magic stunt clown. A magic stunt clown. You are a clown.

I mean, I think more. I like to say comedian, but that sounds. It's hard to say comedian because everyone says. Because then you have an expectation I'm actually funny. If I say clown, weirdly there's an expectation I'm not funny. Yeah, and people laugh at you. Yeah, and then when I am funny, like, no, he's actually, yeah, no. This is a bonus.

I'm surprised. How long have you been doing this stuff for? For years. A long time? Yeah. No, for like, oh, boy, it's like over 20 years. So I should definitely be better. When did you start juggling?

Yeah. What was your calling, your gateway? Thank you. Wow. I'm starting to tear up. Yeah, getting emotional. Full circle. Full journey.

I didn't have it. No, I was a very shy child. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was bullied as a kid. No. I don't have any hobbies either. I had a lot of brothers and sisters, so you actually have to be really entertaining to get focus from the person.

Yeah, I see. I see. So I'm like, Mom, Dad, look at me. Yeah, yeah. And they're like, my other brother's doing a backflip. And please tell me that will do.

And they're like, that's amazing, Jono. And that's where it came from. I'm going to get my Instagram handle. Just like to really lower expectations. Okay. Pretty amazing. That way, if the show is average,

I'm like, I did not promise full amazement. You got pretty amazing. I like it. And then when I'm really good, they go, it's actually because he's so pretty and amazing. Although no one's actually ever got that and all mentioned that. But now if we put it out there, maybe it'll start coming your way. So what sort of stuff do you do?

There's obviously juggling. I juggle. I do escape. So escapology. I got into Houdini. And so straight jacket on a new cycle. I do that. I did.

I'm at a council pool soon. I thought I'm going to do an underwater card trick where I get chained up, chuck into the pool. And then you've got to escape. I don't know if they're cool with that yet. I haven't mentioned I'm doing it. What's our thing? Ask for forgiveness, not permission.

Yeah, exactly. What are they going to do when I'm in the chains in the pool? Get out of there. Well, I'm working on it. Give me a sec. Hold on. It was your card and ace. Yeah, was it an ace?

Gosh, you're good. Thank you. Thank you. Kids got potential. This is my jam. The delightful Taco and the amazing Jono. I thought you said Taco for a second, which is a pretty good side note. You're not the first person to say that.

Jess and Taco with the board. Yeah, I'll take it. Oh, God. So we're a man of the board. Yeah, I'll take it. Oh, God. So, okay. So, we're a man of many tricks. Yeah, he's got lots. But we're focusing on juggling. Yes, juggling.

Oh, yeah, that's right. Can you help her with some tips for juggling? Of course. And we'll set some things on fire. Of course. First thing, believe in yourself. Good to know you can do it. Come on.

Good one. Second thing, believe some more. Double believe. Okay. I have a layer of confidence. Below that layer, another layer of confidence. That's double confidence. And then. It's like belly fat. And if you stuff up. Exactly. Double belief. I have a layer of confidence. Below that layer, another layer of confidence. That's double confidence. It's like belly fat. Exactly.

Yeah, okay. I didn't call anyone here fat. It's like an onion. The Mario suit, I wore it specifically because it's slimming and you've gone straight to fat. How dare you? I've got a PT session today, Jacko. I'll work on the fat. This isn't about me. You guys keep going.

Belief. Point two. about me. You guys keep going. Yes. Belief. Yes. Point two, belief. And you also need, well, balls are helpful. Yes. I've got three balls. All right.

Specifically juggling balls that I bought off Amazon. Amazon. Okay. There are other providers of crap if you need. Absolutely. Can we use Jono's balls or are you going to use your own balls? I actually borrowed My circus friends

Premium Balls I can juggle These like They're awesome And other ones Not every ball is the same You have to get the right size

My issue is Jono For the past Seven days I've practiced with my balls If tomorrow I play With your balls Is that going to be problematic I think you need to

It already is Technically quite Just from this conversation. Yeah, I think, yeah. Stick to the balls you know. I've got to stick to the balls I know. That's all I've learned. Well, you might actually find these other ones and be like, oh, actually, yeah, no,

no, I know what. Because when I started juggling, I had very cheap juggling stuff, which meant I had to work very hard to get good. And then I got high-end ones, and I'm like, oh, these are so easy. When I was, my other friends couldn't juggle mine because my brain had to adapt. I see. So you've started low. They were all different other friends couldn't juggle mine because my brain had to adapt. I see. So you've started low. They were all different weights.

I have started low. It may be good for you. They were $6 from Amazon. Okay, well, you've prayed too much for this again. No, that's actually very good. Okay, so belief. Belief. Belief.

Practice. Practice and then good balls. I don't know about you, but I feel ready for you. Yeah, show us what you got. You got some good stuff? Yeah. Okay, so that's tomorrow. Let's get throwing. Have you done it? I haven't even seen you try. Yeah, show us what you got. You got some good stuff? Yeah. Okay. So that's tomorrow. Let's get throwing.

Have you done it? I haven't even seen you try. She's doing it tomorrow. You're just the warm-up actually. I want to see you juggle. Why am I even here? How am I supposed to improve you? Okay, elbows in. Elbows in. Don't go to catch. You want it to drop into your hand. Oh, that's a good tip.

Shonda, I need a scrap paper, please. You're recording this? Playback later. This is true. Okay, so elbows in, catch. I think I have been catching, not dropping. Quality, not quantity. Let's start with one and work our way up.

Okay. I want you consistently throwing it. It needs to be roughly around eyebrow height. So you throw, catch. I don't want you to grab it like the dramatic. You've got to let it fall into your hand. Bouge. Also, what is this track?

I've got to get... This is my jam, man. This is the carnival music. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Drop that beat. Okay. And then so once you get one, consistency is the key. Okay.

Don't really want to look at your hands for catching. So up and down. Then you add the next one and then you move level up to level two. See, no, I went straight for three, Jono. You are hardcore. And I can do nine. Shut up. Seriously.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah, I know, right? That's amazing. But I can't do it standing still. There's a lot of movement. There's a lot of bending. There's a lot of stepping forward. Well, that's good for fitness.

It's cardio. Yeah. You should see the sweat dripping from my brow after a few minutes. You're not juggling, right, unless you're sweating. At the risk of this, you know, sounding boring about juggling, I think we've covered all of that. I want to see Jono do some cool stuff now, okay? Sorry. You've got the tips?

This is what we call Ducco wrapping us up, Jono. Yeah, yeah. Let's take it off. At the risk of you guys just talking about your own juggling, we're just kind of getting detailed. We're going to start a club. What did you bring him in for, Ducco? Because I want to see him set things on fire.

All right, Jono, what are we doing next? I'm going to set some things on fire, then juggle them and hopefully survive. Are they axes? Pretty amazing. I've got battle axes. I did make my then juggle them and hopefully survive. Are they axes? Pretty much. I got battle axes. I did make my mate Phil. I was like, are my battle axes broke? Can you make me some new ones?

I forgot to tell him the size. He's just gone for battle accurate, historically accurate Viking battle axes. Okay, so we got Viking battle axes. We're going to light them up and we're going to juggle them. Are you going to be on top of a unicycle? I'm going to start with axes on the ground. And then if I survive that, I will go onto a unicycle juggle them. Are you going to be on top of a unicycle? I'm going to start with axes on the ground and then if I survive that, I will go onto a unicycle juggle flaming close.

Yes, all right. That's happening next. I'll get you to throw them to me. That would be good. Yeah, okay, great. How fun was your outfit? Don't go anywhere. We'll work it out.

We're doing it next. Okay, so let's start with this. We're a bit late, but there's good reason, okay? Because we're out here. We've left the studio because of the fire risk, Jess. We're in front of the water here. We have the amazing Jono. The pretty amazing Jono.

Check him out on Instagram. He was originally booked to be a juggling coach for my big concert tomorrow. Yeah. But pretty amazing Jono has pretty amazing skills. Yeah, yeah. He can set things on fire. He can juggle. He can ride unicycles.

Absolutely. He's currently juggling apples. We've got a little crowd building up. Say g'day, guys. We've got a crowd out here. Juggling apples while we're taking a bite from the apples. Honestly, I feel like I'm doing the weather for the Today Show. That's exactly what I feel like.

But the thing that really intrigued us in pretty amazing Jono's resume, Ducko, was the ability to juggle something on fire. Yes. So he currently has some custom battle axes that he is about to light on fire. I'm going to tell you about it. Who the dog going to need the apples? Okay. This is a radio thing.

This is radio. Okay. We'll leave you to doing your skills. We'll commentate it. So he's lighting axes on fire. The axes are alight. Oh, my God. We've got fire.

We've got flames. Oh, he's juggling flaming axes. Oh, he's putting it on his nose. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. I would just like to reiterate, this is the support act for my main show tomorrow. This is like watching Elton John before Amy Shark. Oh, my goodness. This is amazing.

Whoa! He's just juggled. He's juggled flaming axes. That was fantastic. We're filming this. That was incredible. He can juggle flaming axes for longer than I can juggle three light balls. Yeah. And you only need to do ten rotations.

I only need to do ten rotations. He's struggling to put the axes out. We do have a fire extinguisher. Babs, we might need the fire extinguisher. Okay. Now, next step, Jono, when you get those out, we do have a group of school kids on holidays here behind us who just happen to be following. That's right. Just happen to be here.

They heard the broadcast. Obviously, they were listening live. And rushed down to the studio. Yeah. The next trick we are going to see from the pretty amazing Jono is a top, a ducko height unicycle. That is my height. That's 5'8".

That's 5'8". You know, that's it. Yeah, yeah. That is perfect ducko height. Here he goes. Clap him in. He's going to get on the unicycle and he's going to show us. Do we need to throw you the batons?

Okay, Jess is going to throw the flaming batons. I understand how visual this is right now, but trust me guys, this is worth it. Mom classes are next. Okay, Jess is going to throw flaming batons at the Amazing Jono. He's now got on the unicycle. He's up there hovering. Once again, I want to reiterate, this is the support act to Jess juggling tomorrow.

Okay, he's one. He's got one of the axes. Two. He's got the number two. He's juggling them. Three. Okay, there he goes. He's got them. He's on the unicycle. He's now setting them alight. They are on fire. Oh, my God, Ducco. And he is juggling while on a unicycle, Jess.

Oh, I've yet to see a juggle yet, Ducco. We are at a – Oh, he's doing it. We've got rotate. That's more than Jess can do with three normal juggle balls. Whilst on the ground. And he's a flaming stick. Give him a clap for us.

Look at that. The crowd's loving it. We're getting lots of people. Leave some money in the tin, actually. He's headed towards the harbour. He's headed towards the harbour. Okay. This was the best warm-up act to the worst act I've ever seen to come tomorrow.

Join us tomorrow. How good. The amazing Jono. How good. Round of applause, Jono. That was fantastic. Unbelievable. Well done. Well done. Now, Jono, just quickly, before of applause, Jono. That was unbelievable. Well done.

Well done. Now, Jono, just quickly, before we get off air, before we let you go and you blow out the fire, we don't need the fire extinguisher, last-minute tips to Jess. Just one more thing. Believe in yourself. Believe in yourself, says Jono.

That's it. Don't do the hardest technique. Don't do the hardest technique. Okay, done. She's doing a hard juggle technique. Ladies and gentlemen, the amazing Jono. We're going to put that up on Instagram. That was worth leaving the studio and running across the road with a fire extinguisher and axes.

What did you think, guys? Pretty good. 10 out of 10. I love it. All right. Coming up, you're weathering Cairns. No, I'm joking. We're out of here.

We're back. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye. Have you popped a boob? Jess and Ducko. That was the Jess and Ducko podcast.

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