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Episode Date: August 15, 2025

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Take a trip to McDonald's today and try the new McDonald's meal with one of six collectible souvenirs. Jess and Ducco! This is the Jess and Ducco podcast. Welcome everybody. How's you? Sorry, we didn't circle back to it. We're trying to play Alfa Bucks and old made points at the Pope on the TV. I thought something was actually wrong with the world.

And it's funny because I was like, oh, Jess will just see it, have a laugh and then keep going. Jess was like, and looks up and just freezing. You so rarely do that. I genuinely thought, what's happened? Is it an assassination attempt on Pope Leo? He's been in the role for two minutes. I just get excited when I see Leo. So you will hear a stop down in Alpha Bucks for a hot second. Who's your favourite figure in the world?

Like figure. God, what an excellent question. Like living? I mean, yeah, I suppose living like, you know, king, queen, you can have prime minister, president. Any celebrity, we take up like a... Yeah, celebrity, I guess. Oh my God. But I kind of like the other of those weird figures, you know what I mean?

I love the head of the World Health Organization. Absolutely. What a fucking nerd. I really want to give you a good answer. Nothing is coming. The first thing that's come to mind is Oprah. And I just think I... Were you silent or were you salient?

I think I've lent into that because she's prolific and has been around for so long. And I like her. But I don't know if that's the actual answer I want to give you. I've got a soft spot for Barack. Oh, no, I got a soft spot, Michelle Obama. Yeah. I love Michelle Obama. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Can I get back to you on that? You can. Do you guys have actually an answer that maybe comes to mine? Any figures? Oh, well, everyone get back to me on Monday? Is the Pope your nomination? Because I think the Pope is the stupidest job. It's so funny.

One man is the holiest person on the planet sent by the Lord himself. That's right. The direct conduit to God. Hilarious that we still have that position in this current climate. And I'm pretty sure. Oh, no, the Royal obviously has this. royalty has this same caveat, you only get fired

or quit when you die. Yeah. Like, King Queen, like, yeah. I also believe the royal family is just. Oh, it's insanity. It's insanity. But yeah, and Leo seems relatively young in the grand scheme of popery. He does. He might be the Pope for the next 15.

Well, I hope so. He's a cool Pope, man. He is a cool Pope. Yeah, he's a cool Pope. Is he a cool Pope? I don't know. I don't know anything about him. I actually don't know what any of his policy is the right word. But what is the stand? They have sort of standings. So what they'll be pushing in the church.

The agendas, yeah. And it's never same-sex marriage. No. I think this guy's all right with women. I think so. Oh, no, the previous guy was all right with women. Jorge Bagolio. I thought he's a man.

Let's find out. Just in general, like women in the church, equal rights. I don't know if any of them have quite got to that. What does Pope Leo stand for? Social justice. That's nice. He's known for a great administrator. He's telling areas where...

Oh, shut up. Administrator. Hot. It's like his resume. Yeah. It doesn't really have... He doesn't really say yet. Maybe he's just working out.

He's carving out his niche. Yes, yeah. And he's American this boat. Yeah, I think it's from New York. I was New York. Chicago. I think it is Chicago. Okay.

See how little I know? I was just there, I was just there. Yeah, yeah. You just visited him. I visited him in the, in the Vatican. You're outside his house. Yeah, that's right. Does he live in the Vatican?

I think so. Is it like the White House? Does he live there and work there? I guess so. I don't imagine he travels much. Have an oval office equivalent? I don't know. You're asking all these questions, but I just don't have any answers.

I've seen Conclave the movie. Oh, what I feel? Have you watched two popes yet? No, I haven't. I'd like you to watch two popes. It's similar to Conclave, and it's just dialogue heavy. It's a relationship between Ratzinger and Bogolia. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The previous two parts. Yeah. It's fantastic. I've got to see it. What is your favorite? Yes. Subject matter for a film Like I think

Like the church is a good one Like two popes conclave Any sort of film that Not genre Not genre subject matter Like to be specific again Sport subject matter For me baseball

I think baseball movies are the superior sport NFL movies are great For you Yeah yeah But yeah is sport The subject matter for you maybe I don't know I like drama

I like really human drama elements Where the people are flawed I really like flawed flawed main characters, almost anti-hero vibe. Anti-hero is the answer I'm looking for. Like Leonardo is my favourite actor and a lot of the films he does, he is an anti-hero and he's a bit of that kind of that bad vibe.

He's very much flawed as an individual. Yes. The characters anyway. What about for you, shy guy, the subject matter you're always drawn to? I've been watching Transformers lately, so I'll probably say robot. Yeah, that fits. I love I robot. Yeah, that fits.

And you like futuristic. And I watch robots, the animated. And I watched robots, the animated movie. The only robot you didn't like is your Robo Vac, and that is it. That's because it was failed. Yeah. What about you, Babs? What's the subject matter that you'll always go grab a tape towards?

Like high school college. Oh, yeah, like high school musical. No, not like that. Not at all. Get your head in the game. Come on, get you get your head in the game. Just like trashy, like, rom-com ones that are set like at college or high school. College is such a funny concept because we don't really do it here.

Like we do, but we don't. Yeah. You know, freshman. in sophomore, like, and, yeah, frats. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I also like cooking-based ones. Chef, no reservations, burnt, Rattahooey. Like, things that revolve around that, I like.

They just make me hungry. Fair, that's very fair. They just make me very hungry. How do you feel, Babs, about when they have, like, 25-year-olds play 17-year-olds. I mean, if they can pull it off, then go for it. One tree hill. Sometimes it's a bit like, oh, right, no, like, pack it off. What was that one that we were over-complicated or something?

Over-compensating. Are they, like, 30, playing 19-year-olds? Yeah, but I think they're meant to look old. I don't know. I don't care. If they can do it, then... I was going to say, because Shagha, a 19-year-old actor does not have the same grit in a life experience to maybe portray what is the 19-year-old experience. Yeah.

What are you... You worried about the 30-year-olds taking the jobs of the 19-year-olds. How are very nice of you. That is good of you, Shagga. Anyway, we'll circle back on Monday. Our favourite global figure. Yeah. That's a great question.

That's your homework for the weekend. I'm really going to sit with that question. And if you're listening to this podcast and you want to get involved, you can DM us, Jess and Ducko, Instagram, or text a sign, no for a 8-8-1069. Tell us yours. I love that. Because you don't have to like them. I just think favorite because they may be unique

or you think it's funny or you're fascinated. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Anyway. Enjoy the show. Enjoy the show. Jess and Ducko in the morning.

Welcome to Friday morning, gang. Well, happy Friday. It is wonderful to be here the 15th of August. I'm feeling some concern emanating from Shagai's corner of the room. What's going on with you? My headphones don't. Yeah, they broke. I heard a subtle groan. I heard they broke yesterday. They feel weird. And because it's not sealing on my ears, it then feels...

Yeah, you're a bit naked. You're a bit loose. Did you break them yesterday? I heard there was a break. Yeah, I broke. They're not supposed to do that. Oh, geez. They're coming. They're dislocating. Between my husband, punching that sink through the bench in Florence and now shy guy just manhandling the man in my life. Just hulking. Hulking out. Can you all be more gentle with your stuff? something. Not a break something, brother. I have this little squishy doodle that's in the...

That all the eagle-eyed rice cookers on our videos go, what's that guy doing in the room? What is that? Squeeze him. What is that squeezy stress dildo? Yeah, we get every day. We're feeling good for Friday, though. Feeling fantastic. Good, because it's going to be a big show.

We have the diary today. We have Alphabox. Your chance at 10K, 630 and 8. And we draw the Ed Shearing tickets. I'm just thinking out loud, okay. Oh, bang, there she is. Thank you so much. Every day, every quote.

Thank you. I am quick. And you know, I'm not quickly running out of songs. I've been able to crowbar five, six every day. Yeah. Thinking out loud, two, three chances that are clear as all hell on the board for you to get involved. Sweet, sweet rice cookers. Yep.

But as we always say, you do not need an invitation. You can call them whatever you want. That's why Babs sits out there. She awaits your phone calls. She gets so excited. Yes, because she is the conduit to the call of fame. If she puts you through. We answer.

Yeah. You know what I mean? And she's also the fish tank. Let's not, you know. Queen of the fish tank. Queen of the fish. As you like to say, the mother hen. The mother hand of the fish.

Mother Gill. I didn't say good morning to the fish. How rude. Jeez, I just walked past them street. Oh, God. Babs of the fish, all gravy. Are we good? She doesn't even turn the light on.

Yeah, I think they're hungry. Oh, geez. Well, actually, can I feed them? I haven't fed them yet. Sure. Yes. Wait, why are you asking? Just feed them.

I don't know how to. We go through the mother head. That was the appropriate authority channel, we ask. Because what if she'd already fed them? I know. And then you go in. I know. So good on you for asking.

Thank you. You can do that during the song. Oh, good. I'll do it now. Good. And now, normally we would do No Dumb Thought Friday next. And we are keeping No Dumb Thoughts because it's fantastic. However, we're moving it a little bit later.

We're going to do it around 640-ish. Shy guy over the break did some analytics. And he determined that whilst we do it nice and early, because it's a fun way to start our Friday. Yeah. people are still waking up. So they trickle in throughout the morning and we thought, how can we get those people, though? Yeah.

Well, why don't we just push it a little bit later? Just move it a bit later. Move it a bit later. They can have their double espresso, and then by the time 640 rolls around, they're ready to go. You can always text a text line as well. 04,88106, 9, get your no dumb thought in.

Now, we will read your text. We'll still read your DMs. We'll still do our dumb thoughts. If you want a call, there's that call of fame opportunity. Yeah. It's a big time. It is a big time.

It's a big show team. Jess and Ducco Jess and Ducco I hear breakfast, Jess and Ducco six minutes, no seven minutes how dare I pass six. Live in the present, Ducco, what do we always say?

Leave in the now, don't look in the rear view. Absolutely, you're not going in that direction. No, I can't. I only go forward. Clean your windscreen with the squeegee at the ampole and move forward. You know, I don't walk backwards

and trip over dishwashers. It's not my style. You don't knock yourself out. I can't do that. Like that teenager who joined the show this week. Oh, yeah. Do you remember that? That was Monday.

Oh, God, I've got to. Good memory. Hasn't this week flown? It has, because we've had so much fun. We've got a fish tank, obviously. We've heard a lot about that. Oh, I forgot to feed the fish just then in the salt. God damn it.

Lucky we've got the motherhead. The ads. Babs, I'm coming out there to feed them and I want you to show me. Are you the kind of person who asked to show you how to feed a fish? Well, I don't know how much they need. And I want to make sure Jessis doesn't steal all ours because you're here at the bottom, okay? You've got to put extra in case. Yeah.

I don't think mine has gone anywhere near the bottom. I did a little fish cam yesterday on the Jess and Ducko story. My chick, she is absolutely flirting. She wants to be a surface breather. Yeah, she's loving the top. She's loving the top. I don't think yours and you and I have ever...

Come together. Come together. It's because Shago won't give me any space. Shaggo's fish is mounting me. He is riding your ass. We did find that, didn't we find some sexual details about the fish? Yeah, I asked Chat Tipee to tell us which fish are most likely to crossbreed. What were you thinking about you doing?

So Babs and are working on the diary, and we do that sitting outside the studio, so we're away from the office distractions. No one loves these fish more than Babs and Sharga. I know. But Babs wasn't doing any work. She had a chair turned away from her desk facing the fish tank. Just staring at them. And she just goes to me, do you reckon they have sex?

And I was like, Babs. This is clearly a woman. Actually, it's a great question. No, but this is a woman who was deprived of her boyfriend for three weeks while he went on his own Kentucky. So now she is horny. I was like, where did that come from? And she's like, what are they doing? order. I was like, you're looking at it. This is what they do all right. Yeah. Yeah. So then I asked

Chattipi, which ones are most likely to interbreed? Out of our fish that we've got in there. And the sword tail. That's you. That's me. That's me. That's me. We'll be the first parents with either the bristle nose or the albino. Oh, that's mine. Capidora, Cori Doris. Oh, that's me. That's you. Oh, you're flirting with me, big guy. So it's either you have sex with me or Jess is essentially. No, no, I'm not the bristle nose. Babs is the bristle nose. Oh, I get very confused about who's who. No, no, Babs is that ugly brown bristle nose and you're the albino Corridoris. So, shy guy, basically...

I'm a plattie. Oh, you're just cruising. I'm a plattie. Yeah. So basically, shy guy, your fish is going to make love to either Babs or my fish. But if we are literally looking at the fish in front of us, the shy guy fish has not paid the ugly bristle nose, Babs' fish, any attention because he's into me. Can't find her.

The bristle nose keeps hiding behind the leaves and the rocks. No wonder he's... Yeah. He's fish. He's constantly on you. Because mine's glowing. Just yours and I, fish are in the same genus.

Same sort of species. Yeah, so we won't. Oh, so no, since this is the thing. The same fish genus. You want, you want, you want, you want daco, but if you guys have babies, they'll come out weird. No, that would come out.

Whereas ours might come out semi. Who's height do they get? They'd be a normal size person. Ours also don't lay fish eggs. What are they like? They're live. Out of all the others. Oh, that's a massive.

Camel. Well, if we had a fish... This is what it says. Surely if we had a fish birth, we would live stream it. Obviously. It's like... How do we tell if I'm pregnant? With a...

God, I hope I get pregnant. Could you imagine if we have a show fish and ducco gets pregnant? Oh, you guys can all come to the birth. Imagine if your fish avatar could get pregnant without any medical intervention, unlike human. The dream. Human ducco. We just don't know the sex of our fish, so we actually don't know. If my fish gave birth, that would be way better than the birth of my birth.

current daughter. Like, and that would be up there with one of the top moments of my life. Do we need the rice cookers to curate a playlist for that as well? Are we, I want to name, I'll think I'll say, can we name our fish? Like, I know obviously that it's ducco fish, whatever, but I can only give it a name. You know what I mean? So it's not ducco anymore? Yeah, like, it's my fish.

Oh, yeah. I think it's going to get confusing. We already don't know the species. You're right. You're right. That's way too confusing. All right. You can do it.

You can have a pet name for your own fish. It's like how Morgan calls you. What's Morgan's pet name for you, actually? Yeah, big wheels. I know you call her Borg. I think she just calls me Daddy. You like that, Babs? You like that one?

Oh, yeah, you're funny. What a day. What a time. Welcome to Friday, everyone. Turing it up, Tennis and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alfa Bucks on hit. 30 seconds stands 10 questions all starting with the same letter. First answer, you can't use the same answer twice, if you're unsure of the questions.

Say past, we come back, of course, if there is time. We're playing for $10,000 our player today. The team, ma'am, we got Tristan. Good morning, Tristan. How's it going, guys? Oh, Tristan, we couldn't be better. I mean, it's a Friday, and we have the chance to make you $10,000 richer. We're feeling good.

How are you feeling? Oh, my heart's going about 100 kilometers an hour. I'll be good. I'm ready. Would you classify yourself as a clutch player, Tristan? Oh, absolutely. Yeah. All right.

Very good, done. What's motivating you today? What do you want to spend the money on? Well, we just installed solar, so it'd be awesome to pay some of that off. Okay. Okay. I mean, yeah, short-term pain, long-term game. That's it.

When it comes to solar. So let's get Tristan a cash injection. Hell yeah. Good on you for helping the environment. The letter you're going to work with today is M. M for money, money, money. Cool. M for money.

Sorry, Poplio came on the TV screen in the studio and I put it out to jazz I apologize. Whenever he pops up on the TV, Ducco has a religious experience. And I don't want to, I'm not going to make fun of that. Good on you. I'm tapping into that Eucharistic minister, past fuels. Sorry, it's not my time. Tristan, it's your time. My apologies. M, Tristan. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter M, we need you to name. A fruit. Mango.

An occupation. A new one. A periodic element. Magnesian. An international city. Pass. A musical. Pass.

A type of cheese. Pass. A mode of transport. A type of chocolate. Pass. A colour. Mango. A beauty brand.

Oh. What's that a colour? Is it a mango? A mangrove. Rangrove for colour. What do we know about it? I know it's a swampy massive trees. Yeah, there's mangroves in like the...

I don't know if it's a colour. I mean, we'll check it out. You're going to have to look at the pantone colour chart, shy guy. Jewelocks does a paint cord mangrove. It's like a beige brown. Oh, we'll take that. Wow. Was that a stab in the dark Tristan or do you know that?

No, I'd say it's a colourborne colour. Oh, you knew it. Tristan. There you go. Good good get. Well, you got yourself five there, mate. Halfway, a pass mark. An international city could have been Miami or Madrid.

A musical could have been Mary Poppins, Mama Mia, a type of cheese, a mozzarella, a type of chocolate, Eminem's, Mars bar, and then, yeah, everything else you answered, you got correct and you don't go away, empty-handed, $100 suspended. Temple and Webster, imagine the glow-up. You could give your home with up to 40% off furniture,

homewares and renovations, temple and webster.com. Dot-a-u, and that is yours. Sounds good. Thanks, thanks, girls. Thanks for joining the show, Tristan. Thanks, Tristan. Oh, sorry, bye. We will. We have it again, 8 o'clock.

$10,000, up for grabs. Absolutely. Up next, and your first shot for the morning, I guess, for those Ed Shearant tickets. Yeah. No dumb thought Friday. It is back better than ever. We would love to get yours on the air.

I had some dumb thoughts over the break. Good. I'm glad. I've got a few. If you've got one, 13, 10, 60, these are the dumb thoughts. If you're not heard this same, we normally do it quite early.

Oh my gosh, you're so right. Maybe you haven't heard it before. Yeah. They say there's no such thing as a dumb question. Well, here on the Jess and Ducko program, we won't judge you for just a dumb thought. Anything you want. Those thoughts keeping you up at night.

Exactly. Where you've not felt a safe space with which to share that maybe a bit of judgment from friends or family. Not here. Got tradi undies to give away as well for it. 131060 or text a text line. 04. 78-8-106 line.

I'll do it after Mark Ronson. Brutabaw. Jess and Ducko. There's no such thing as a dumb. Thought? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. You might have had a thought rolling around in your brain. And you've thought,

If I tell my girlfriend this, she is going to judge me. Oh, she'll hate me. If I tell my kids this, try and flesh it out. They are going to judge me. Yeah. So you've never shared it with anyone? Never. 131060.

We are the place to share dumb thoughts because, my God, don't we have them? Every dumb thought gets some tradie undies as well. And if you're too embarrassed to call, you can text us 048-106 line. We see and appreciate all your text that coming for Dumb Thought Friday. It's always fun. However, we're not doing the text of fame. No. So if you want those Ed Shearing tickets.

Yeah. Yeah, you've got a call in. You pick up that phone. But why don't we put our money where our mouth is to go, I've got a dumb thought. You got a dumb thought for us? You know, over the three-week professional development break, I popped over to the Motherland. Yep. I was in Italia.

I have now been to Rome eight times, and I am not sick of it. It's busy and hot there, isn't it? It's part of its charm. I had the... I've been waiting to say it when you brought up. I've had. Jesus, don't you reckon it's so hot and busy there, Sean? I had such a fight with me, mate, Tommy.

Because you know what he said? He goes, I didn't like Rome. Too old. What? I'd say that. Roeb, you would say something like that. To be fair, I went when I was 21. I was bored there too.

I wonder if you would, you've not been back since. No, I probably like it now. I reckon you would. I didn't drink wine when I went there. Ah, see? You know, I hadn't, you know, I was a different man. I don't think you're cultured at 21. No.

Who is? Now, maybe you could appreciate. some of the stuff and the architecture and the ruins. But every time we go to Rome, we have to. We don't do the tour every time, but we've got to go past the Coliseum. Of course. You've got to. It's Angus's favourite monument. Strength and honour. Bro.

And obviously, once you've seen the Coliseum, you kind of gravitate towards watching Gladiator. Of course. So on the plane home... It's very accurate, historical. Absolutely it is. Father to a murdered son. Yeah. Oh yeah. And I'll have my vengeance. Husband to a birded life. In this world

or the next. But Angus, on the plane home, watch Gladiator too. Oh, Trash movie. He didn't hate it, but he's like, God, it's got... Good plane movie. That's what he thought. Yeah, yeah. So I was entertaining the baby and just sort of watching his screen.

I couldn't hear any dialogue. The subtitles weren't on. But one thing I was noticing in Gladiator 2, and I recall it from Gladiator 1, massive the Coliseum, massive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's always the part where the Caesar or like the emperor, the ruler, yeah, addresses the crowd. They didn't have microphones back then.

Yeah. How did everyone hear? I know. They're poor voices. They didn't have megaphones. They didn't have megaphones. It's not as if Caesar was there going on. It's like, it was, all right, everyone.

Do you want to see them to die or live? Okay. Literally, like, Joaquin Phoenix, as the Caesar in the first one. I don't know who those two blokes were in the second one, but they're just, they're just talking. They're just talking. And the crowds reacting, let alone the fighters, the gladiators on the ground. And I'm thinking, how. And I understand.

funny, a movie about the people who go to the coliseum and have the back tickets and they can never hear. And what's you saying? What's the Empress saying? Like, am I meant to be cheering? I'm meant to be booing. What are we doing? Let alone, how did you see from the nose?

But the thing is huge. It's the MCG of the ancient era. I can't, I cannot stop thinking about there was no, there was no, there was no one would have been able to hear. No one. No, I agree with you. My dumb thought is actually quite a sad thought. This is bad as when I played supermarket flowers on the radio the other day.

No, not that bad. We got home from our professional development, and our clock, our kitchen clock, was stopped working. I thought, not to worry, I'll replace the batteries because I have batteries. Honey, calm down. I told my wife and child, I shall fix this. To be fair, if Ducko says, I can fix this, I would start worrying too. Morgan's like, no, let's just throw it out.

Anyway. Let's tell the time by the sun. stuff that. The sun's fun. I have a sundial in my backyard. I still don't know how it works. So anyway, I replace the batteries and it still didn't work. The actual clock itself, our Kmart $10 clock that's on the wall, was broken. And then I looked at it and it was broken on 825. AM or P? I'm presuming A.m. But I don't really know. That was away. But then I thought that's the clock telling me it died at 825. Oh my God, estimated time of death. I know my clock died at 825 and I got really sad.

Like, it's dead at 825. Like, that's his time of death. That's like, you know, when the paramedics have to go, I couldn't bring him back. Yeah. Time of death. Because you need it for the report. The coroner's report.

And I said, I'm always like, should we do something for the clock? Should we have a little ceremony? I don't know you had this empath side to you. Oh, yeah. For inanimate objects. Of course. Really? I love that clock.

Do you love that clock? I always look at that clock daily. I didn't realize how much I looked at it until. It's gone. You know what I mean? You never know what you don't know. No, you don't know what you've got until it's gone. That's what you meant.

You know what I mean? Either way, my clock died out of late 25 and I was very upset by it. What was the funeral service like? Well, Morgan didn't want to do it. Really? I took it up to the recycle bin. I hope it goes in there. And I just put the batteries out.

Yeah, do the batteries out. I was going to say, you just put your batteries in. You hopefully took them out. Oh, shit. God damn on your husband's missing something. Anyway, spare a thought for my clock. Yeah. Okay.

I won't be able to look at 825 the same. You'll never be able to. So if you've got a dumb thought, Texas, so if we're double 8, double 8.106. Trady undies coming your way, okay. We'll get them on next. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko.

There's no such thing as a dumb. Thought? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. People say there's no such thing as a dumb question. We'll hear it, Jess and Ducko H.C., we'll even take a thought. We take thoughts. If you're new to this segment Yeah, this is just where you get to air your laundry

You dumb laundry Because your friends and family And your partners and your colleagues are all judgmental A-holes Yeah We're not going to judge I got a text here Plus we've got a call

But I also got a DM Someone slings my DMs Multi-Plipo Where are everywhere Next you're going to tell me A carrier pigeon's on its way I have a scroll From carrier pigeon

This text It says No, but you said it's a DM. Sorry, DM, DM, I'm still going to do this. And he said, I have big bonus points for, hey, big wheels. Get him some tradie, I assume it's a bloke. Get him some trading, um, Keithies. Caleb, got a dumb thought for you.

Genuinely asking, I was thinking about this last night, how do deaf people wake up at specific time when they can't hear the alarm? Oh. What a conscientious, empathetic thought for the deaf community. I can't imagine something hasn't been invented. Well, surely, because my wood. that goes on my wrist, it vibrates when it wants to... I think we talked about this when Flo was in your bedroom.

Like when you have a baby or something in the room and you don't want that going off. Surely it's a vibrating thing. Remember we did the dumb thought, how do blind people pick up their dog poo? And then we found out that the dogs are trained to do it right next to their leg and they just trailed their hand back behind the dog's back leg. You're right. And then they can do it that way. You're right.

Yeah. Shiger, is that what it is? Is it a vibration element? Yeah. They sell a lot of devices and stuff. But the most popular one is a thing you put under your pillow. It's like a vibrating pad that goes under your pillow. And you can set the time to that.

Maybe it's voice activated. Yeah, I'm not sure how it works. Probably, yeah. And then it just, the pad vibrates, obviously, your head's on the pillow, so you wake up. Bang. There you go. We did get a text on the text line. 048-18-106.

So this was the text. Yeah, this is the text. My dumb thought was thinking of your profession, my dumb thought was thinking that your professional development time off was you guys undertaking some actual type of training or something and not just one big mid-year holiday. Hey, come on. Delete that. It was.

No. It was. It was. It was. What do you mean? I worked hard on my craft. All right, that text has just come in. Oh, I like this.

Oh, I love this. Yeah. What if slugs are just snails that have lost their house in the divorce? You need to make sure you got a good lawyer. You got a lawyer up in a divorce whether you're human or snail. Look, there goes Gary again. Wendy took everything. I have often wondered that.

Are slugs and snails the same thing? I know. Nothing is lamer than a snail without a shell. Slugs might be. Are they the bottom of the bug world? Ooh, great question. You don't know that answer, Babs. Babs, who's the bottom of the bug world?

Oh, she's Googling. Look at our guy. She's Googling too. We got to Google. Who's the most pathetic in the bug world? Slugs got to be it. Not slugs. What?

What did you type in, bottom of the bug world? Our slugs are bottom of the bug world. It said no. Did it give you an answer? What's worse than a slug? Wait, it just said no, I offered you nothing else. Yeah. No, see, I think leech, at least they're kind of deadly and cool.

I'm not saying they're awesome, but like, they can do something crazy. Suck your blood. What's a slug doing? Babs, what are you Googling? What are you doing? She's still trying. She's trying different things. Slugs.

I can get him here, I can get him, but I don't know what else they said. I reckon we'll put a poll. Yeah. What's the bottom of the bug world? We need to get to the phone, though, because this patient young gentleman's been holding on for a while, 13-10-6. He's desperate for some trade-y undies. We go to Albert.

Albert, good morning to you. Good morning to you. Hey, how you going? Albert, we're fantastic. Thank you for holding on for us. You have a dumb thought, my friend. Yeah, do you know how when you block your nose, you can't taste anything? I've never tried.

And Doug goes just blocking his nose, but not putting anything in his mouth. I'm trying to taste my own saliva, idiot. But I'm just thinking I just recently had a block nose because I was sick, and yeah, I couldn't taste any food. Does that mean we've never tasted anything? We've only smelt food? But what do you mean? We have taste buds.

Yeah, but the taste buds only work. Are you telling me they're only activated with the nose? So technically we're smelling our taste. I just blocked my nose, had a sip of coffee, and my ears are now blocked. Albert, you've absolutely screwed me in. Ooh, I like that. Geez, smell is the gateway to everything, isn't it? Quick, Google off.

How are taste buds linked to smell? Is that the question, Albert? Is that what I should be asking? Yes. Well, it's always tricky years on little kids. They don't eat their food. You get them to block their nose and they can't taste it. Albert, I'm trying to improve my diet.

I don't eat fish. Maybe that's what I do. Just block my nose. Shovel in some whiting. That's what you could do, I suppose. Thank you for the tip. When you food releases aroma molecules. Oh, sorry.

Please don't talk over. Sorry, on radio, Babs put her hand up. I saw you put your hand up too. And I was like, you've got a mic. Use it or don't. Okay, Babs, what's yours? No, it's fine. I can do it. That means you got it wrong.

No, it didn't. One of the great questions. Do you know where you were conceived on 13, 1060? This is, I promise this is above board. Absolutely. Absolutely. Yesterday on the show, we were talking about your birthday coming up in September, and we were trying to land on an article we'd all read about the most common birth date in Australia.

And it happens to be in September. We thought, oh, God, Is it your birthday on the 13th? No, it actually happens to be the 21st. But it got us talking about, well, if you're born in September on a particular date or whatever date, when does that mean you were conceived? Yeah, conception dates. Conception dates.

You happen to know where you were conceived. Well, yeah, I then said, you guys all know where you conceived thinking it was common knowledge. I knew mine was Nusa. Mum and dad have told me. I think mum told me that even me asking which fits. Yeah, really does. And I'm drawn to Nusa. Like, it's one of my favourite places on the planet go there for holidays.

It's obviously very nice, yada yada. You chose that destination for your wedding. Yeah. And it was this conversation around, do you have this weird biological pull? Yeah. This tether to Nusa because that's where Ducko was conceit. We found out Babs knew hers, which shook me.

I didn't, I had everyone on the team I thought she would be the last to know. To be fair, whilst Babs is the St. Mary of the team, her parents are wild and crazy. Yeah, they are fun. They're loosey-goosey and they're having open conversations with their daughter. as which I love. Yeah. I was actually quite disappointed.

I did not know my origin story. So whilst we had this conversation on the show yesterday, Daco, I text Lisa Vartione. I said, Ma, good morning. Where was I conceived? Did she answer it straight away? She did. Good on her. I'm a little disappointed to say her response in a bedroom.

Ah. I said, ma, I was hoping for a bit more. Yeah. Did she want you to say a lift or something? I would have loved to have heard a lift. But even a different location. You know where the location was of the bedroom? Yes, my family home.

Oh. So they built out. The terracotta tile palace. The terracotta mansion. Yeah, yeah. And it's just like, I guess I am drawn home quite a bit. Yeah, it's your home. Growing up.

Go and sit in that bed next time on your parents' bed and just really just soak that in. My parents are relatively private people, unlike me, who shares everything. Yeah. Through the big stick. Growing up, their bedroom was off limits. And my brother and I used to always sneak in, go through their. their staff, just because it was like... You still do that.

I do still do that to anyone. You still go and sneak open your Christmas presents. This one's full of cheer. But now I'm drawing a long bow here. I'm like, was I drawn to snooping around my parents' bedroom because that's where I was concerned? Possibly. Baby? Yeah, possibly.

We asked you, shy guy, get in touch with Shaz. You, in fact, went to your father. I did. It was a caravan park. Oh, bang. Allegedly. Yes. My parents used to caravan.

Yes. You know where the location was? I think it was Shoal Bay. Oh, beautiful part of the world. And do you like Shoal Bay? I've been there a lot. Do you go back there and just feel a tingle? No, I don't.

Yeah. I don't. Charavan park's a good one. What a beautiful place to be conceived. Yeah. I'm not the caravan park, but you do you. If you don't know where you are, I encourage you to message your parents and ask them now, because it's a lot about your origins.

It's a hell of a conversation to have. It's a great start. And if you're one of these prudes, he goes, I don't want to think about it. Where do you think it came from? Yeah, exactly. Do you know what I mean? Let's all be grown up about it. It had to start somewhere.

13-1060. Yeah. We've got that double pass to Ed Shearant. It is our call of fame. It's drawn at 9 a.m. Do you know your origin story? Have you had this conversation with your parents? Yes.

And like our friend of the show, Keani, her parents celebrate the conception date. They celebrate birthday, but then they go, well, we may as well celebrate nine months prior. Yeah. Where we did the date. I love that. Are there any conception celebrations? Yes. Yes and daco.

Jess and Ducco Do you know your origin story? Do you know it? September 21 is the most common birth date in Australia. Your days off that. I'm class. I'm 13th, yeah. Because it's New Year's.

September babies are all around that sort of summer new year period. Yes. Yeah. And you happen to share, you know your origin story. Your parents, well, your mom has shared Nusa. Nusa was mine. Was where they were when they thought we will add another child to our clan. Already had your older sister.

They thought, it's time. It's time. Let's bring out the favourite child. It encouraged me and spied me to text my mum. Bedroom at their house. Well, don't word like that. The terracotta palace. Terracotta palace.

I am drawn home a lot. Yeah. And I think that's why biological pool. Yeah. A caravan park. A caravan park, big caravan guy. I love that. He even said to me he wants to buy an RV and just go off grid for a bit.

That's why the Robin Williams film RV is his favorite of the Robin Williams films. Good. Work. Babs was in a shed. Ellen, we go to you on 13-1060. She loves wheelbarrows. Ellen, you and your brother here, it says you know? Yeah, so I've always known, which I've found kind of weird. But I was conceived in a caravan park as well.

Oh, hello. You must feel a weird pull to shy guy. You've got something in common you didn't even know. It was at Terrigal on the Central Coast. My family. We lived in Newcastle at the time. And then I lived, pardon me, I lived in Terrigal for my 20s and 30s and still love it to this day. See, there you go.

You know the biological pool. Yeah, the weirder one is my brother was conceived on a boat and he now is a shipwright to a boat builder. Stop it. Stop it. Ellen, that's fantastic. Did he know anything about his origin story? before he got into that field? Yeah, I think we've always known

mum's been very open about it. Oh, I love that. She's been crafting the path for her. Sorry, there's my shiphorn. Of course. That's the Glenn's shiphorn. Oh, Ellen, that is exactly. That's perfect.

See? I thought it was pretty special. You got married in Nusa. Yeah. But that's next level. We've got to Owen here on 131060. Owen says you worked out when your parents or where your parents did it. Yeah, I got into uni up in Koff's Harbour back in the day.

Mum and Dad were driving me around, checking out places to get accommodation, and they started giving each other a side eye as we're driving past the Hoey-Moie. I'm going to tell up there. Yes? Yeah, not very subtle. Yeah, and it was his dad's birthday about nine and a half month before mine. The Hoey-Mowy and Coffs, they're big listeners of this show. The Hoey-Mowy had a night there once.

Oh, yeah. That's a great location. And are you... 16, out I came. Are you drawn to the hoey-moie? Do you want to find out more? Oh, look, there was a few nights there of drinking. That was why I can handle.

There's too many... To me dark memories. Oh, my God. Oh, and that's phenomenal. Mel, good morning. Good morning. You want to share where your child was conceived? Yeah, my oldest.

It was in a shipping container. In the backyard of the shipping container. Sorry, where were, where was the shipping container, like on a dock? No, I was living in someone's, in his backyard, and it was, like, checked out to, like, you could live in it. It had a door and air conditioner and window. Okay. And, yeah, and that was my oldest. And then my sister couldn't wait to tell him when he was born.

She was like, I'm going to tell him, and she told him when he was 12. Oh, good. What was your 12-year-old's response to finding that information out? Okay, that was weird. That's the correct response. But he now owns shipping containers. Susie, you wrap us up here. Where were you conceived?

Well, I found out from my dad who's been suffering from dementia for quite a while that I was conceived at the back of a pub in a Port-Cup. Oh, hang on, it dropped out at the very end. What was that? I was conceived out the back of the pub in a Ford Capri. Oh, Susie, what a special. Memory, your father has now left you. Oh, how good is that?

Tell me, you drive a Ford now in your adulthood. No, no, I've always been a Holden girl. Oh, geez. I think I may have had an aversion. Yeah. You've got to go to that pub, though. You've got to find the pub and go to the back there and just stand there. I know where the pub is.

Oh, good. Have you been since? My parents were parents of the years. They used to go to the pub and they would leave me in the car. In the Ford Corpree. No, we haven't had a holden. and they give me a pan of coke and a packet of chips. Oh, my God.

Well, they had a set. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Duckos. What's the threesome? Everybody loves all. Shy Guy's going to give us a group of three things. We are going to attempt to tell him what they all have in common. We're going to try and get it exactly how he's written it, because if we don't, he doesn't pay it.

It doesn't pay. And it's very hard sometimes. It's very complex. in the mind of him. Very specific. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's some easy and some hard ones in here. Great.

Okay, there's a hint for you. What a game. All the three things that I'm about to read out or have one thing in common. First one. Blue, salt, dead. Types. Or, C's.

Yes, Ducco. Oh, yes. I was supposed to say types of salt. Oh, yeah, yeah. All right, next one. Nice. Thank you. Echo, Foxtrot, tango.

Oh, that's her. Phenetic. Yes, they are, Jess. See, these have been pretty easy so far. I can't wait for the complexity. Yeah, you're top. Mars, Milky Way, Galaxy. Cadbury chocolate bars.

They are chocolate. Oh. I was like, yeah, yeah. Okay. Excuse me, I'm Jess. You just paid Babs. Oh, you can if you want. Yeah, pay her.

Do it. Do it. You call that dyslexia. That's why this game's great, because, you know, it's impossible to win. He doesn't even pay it when you get it. Anyway, Beetle, Jaguar, Mustang. Car brands.

No, European car brands. Ooh. Yeah, they are car brands. I'll give it to you. Okay, thanks. What did you have written down? Car brands and animals. Oh.

I'll pay it. Just let me have it. No, you can have it. We have a game. I just love knowing what he has written down. Okay, we've got a game. Come on. Law, Cruz, Pitt.

Oh, they're names of kids. Celebrity kids. No, the surname of actors. Oh. That are also nouns. Is that what you want? You're like a shark guy who knows what nails are? Absolutely right, Ducco?

No, but they're all surnames of actors, so Brad Pitt, Tom. Oh, that was? That's for... Oh, yes, for Jess. It was a bit more straight and funny, it wasn't it? That's why I'm trying to go... Yeah. No, the thing normal.

His professional development was working on being uncomplicated. Yeah. Interesting. The Abyss, Avatar, Titanic. Oh, James Cameron movies. They are all directed by James Cameron. Yes. Yes.

kangaroo emu flightless birds kangaroo oh damn they don't all have a pouch god damn it fur kangaroo emu

and swan I really wasn't listening at all kangaroo big neck hey I like where you're going that's nice kangaroo emu

swan predator two-legged creatures they're not this true they are that's not what I have written down okay um

they're fast they're fast moving they're Protective? Swans go pretty psycho. They do. Are they territorial? They might be, I don't know.

That's not. Okay. Is it... Can we have a clue? Yeah. They're not all... Swans are on native. The swan's throwing me.

The big part of Australia. What? Oh, they're located in one place. Oh, W-A. No. Swan? The big part of like the country's... Are they on the flag?

No, they're not. Close bags. They're on the... What's a swan on? Yeah, she's got it. It's the... The coin thing with the kangaroo and the... On the coat of arms, Jess stole it.

Sorry. Swans aren't on the coat of arms. There is a swan on the coat of arms in the badge in the middle. So you've got the emu on and the... Shut up. I did not know that. I did not know this. In the middle coat of arms.

Give Babs half because I stole it from it. I don't do half. Okay, sorry Babs. Yeah, so in the middle of the coat of arms, there's a... Stop it. Yeah, I'll shake you. See you in the middle of the emblem? Swan.

Oh my God. I did not. Neither did I. What the hell? Thanks for the edge. Hang on, is that a crayfish or lobster? Yeah, that's next week's... It looks like a bird.

Oh, it's a bird. Yeah. I did not know we had a swan in the middle of the shield of the coat of arms. Do you know what? I don't know what any of those other icons mean either. There's a line there as well. That's got to be UK presence. It's a very beautiful coat of arms, isn't it?

It is not. Or the wattle. Yeah. Anyway. Yep, next one. So so far, Jess is in the lead with three, duck on two, Babs on one. T-pain. J-Lo.

Ah-ha. Bad artists. Rappers with the interesting acronym. First letter of the first name, two letters from their surname. A-ha's not a rapper, though. Yeah, it's not a rapper. What's A-ha?

But Jess had it. Something about the letter at the start of the name. Yeah. What was it, sorry? Maybe don't. I was going to letter at the start of the name was what I was. J-Lo. T-Pain.

I see. I see, I see. A-ha. I've never heard of A-ha. You would have. Okay. Take on me. Yeah, you know that one.

Take on me. Yeah, just didn't know it was the artist. Yeah, there you go. I'm learning so much in this edition. One more? We'll see how we go. Pinocchio, three little pigs, gingerbreadman. They're in Trek.

They're all in Trek, cab. Yes, they are. All right, here we go. If either of you get this, you'll then go to a tie with Jess. Okay. If Jess gets it, clean sweep, she's won it. Okay. Jared Leto.

Yeah. Margot Robbie. Will Smith. Suicide squad. Yes. Yes. That was good. Babs, you're out.

Tie-breaking between Jess and John. Let's go. All right. Here we go. Okay, now we get a game. Kevin, Nick, Joe. Joe. Oh, Jonas Brothers.

I think that was a tie. I mean... Oh, yeah, I do. Mouse, speaker, monitor. Part of a computer. Yes, that. Oh, she's... Damn it.

God, damn it. She got it. She got me. Great addition, mate. That was actually the least complex. It was, yeah, it was very... And even the complicated ones. We learned.

We did learn. some stuff. The coat of arms. There's this one on it. Who knew? Oh, yeah. Jason Ducko. Obviously, we're all sitting down watching the live Taylor Swift interview. I was busy.

But I knew my pal Ducko would have his finger on the polls and would take on for the team and listen to the two-hour episode and give me the cliff notes. The new Heights podcast, Travis and Jason Kelsey posted it. I've got the numbers on the live stream. So, for example, when Joe Rogan interviewed President Donald Trump, or when he was going to be president, it had 800,000 live streams. That's a lot. A lot.

When Taylor Swift went on the New Heights podcast, it had 1.3 million live streams, live. In the moment. In the moment. That is nothing probably compared to now 12 hours on how many people have consumed it. But that is humongous. The number of clips that had inundated my feed

over the past 12 hours ducco of people going, this is what I was doing and how I reacted for when the moment drive. My God. I've just not seen anything like it. Neither have I. I think the last thing I saw like it was also Taylor Swift. They just have fans. They just come from everywhere. Like they're so loyal.

But it's not even the fans, is it? As well, you get sucked into the Swiftverse, the Swiftyverse to make sure you can also be part of the conversation. Because they've got a lot of obviously sports fans and stuff. It is, you know, mainly a sports podcast. I loved the one clip I did see

go viral was her saying, you guys are obviously a sports podcast. You do dabble in other areas, but it is at its root a sport podcast with mainly male sports fans. And if there's anything they want to see more of, it's me, Taylor Swift, on their screen. Talking this. She knows. She knows what's up. I did manage to listen to the majority of it yesterday.

It goes like two hours. But I was in and out of the car doing a few things, listening to it, walking the dog, whatever. You know, it's her first ever podcast she's done. It's wild because she's obviously been interviewed heaps, maybe in print or on radio. Yeah. but never a podcast. She recorded this album that's coming out in October or whatever.

She recorded it while she was on tour. So she'd fly to like Switzerland, wherever the producer, the producer that she did it with, when she had like a two-day break, record songs, then fly back, then go do the tour, and keep going. When does she sleep?

When does she eat? When does she rest? When does she have a minute not thinking about work? Ridiculous. It's insane. What I found is her when she talks about doing a three-hour show, because three hours is performing is a long time. And it's a lot of songs.

There's a lot of physical, you know, sort of work. She talks about how strict she had to be with her diet, her regime and how she had to keep her body in check, how she couldn't get sick at all. There's a part in the pod, again, just a clip I saw. Travis is, like, you're an athlete. You're an athlete as much as any other athlete we've had on this podcast. They do like the same recovery and stuff like that, which was pretty cool to see.

But, you know, apparently this album, non-stop bangers, guys. It's coming out. Well, as Babs educated us, her last album, maybe tortured poets department. It was coming from a place of perhaps angst. Of pain. Of pain. Of her. This is happiness.

Where's this one, baby? And the cuteness between her and trap. Like, they're loved up. She's loved up. He's loved up. Now I'm seeing people say that. She should never have come on her boyfriend's podcast, reveal her album. What do you mean?

She should have done it. Independently. Independently. People just want to hate on anything, mate. You can't do anything. Anyway, look, it'll be the most listened to bit of audio on the planet, I think. This is going to be the most listened to podcasts. And it's a sports podcast with two brothers.

That's normally kind of a joke. I just love it. It's ridiculous. You can't put anything in a box now. We're blurring the lines everywhere. Everything is fluid. Yeah, it's crazy. You think you know what something's about.

No, next minute, Taylor Swift pops up. Wild scenes. Wild scenes. So anyway, I imagine. Thank you. Well, I did it for the show. It was research for the show. You absolutely did.

Any other questions you guys have about the podcast? Just let me know. We'll do. I can answer for you. Shy guy, I know you're just brimming. I've got stats quickly. Oh, yeah. Go.

In the last 28 days, the New Heights Instagram account got 2045 followers. In the last 48 hours, they've had over 300,000. Do you honest, that was, I was one of them? Yeah, you're, now you're in, you're listening. Yeah, yeah, there you go. Podcast streams have gone up 15,203%. She's so powerful. That's what we need to do for Jess and Ducko.

We need to get Taylor Swift on one, just one. Just once. Come on, Taylor. Oh, there was a, there was a thing. Who are the Carolina, like, Hawkers or? Pandy? There's a sporting team. In NFL or? To be honest, I don't even know, but it was a screen grab from someone in the admin team

being like, this is a genuine email, our VP. has just sent and it was an all office email and the VP has gone seeing a lot of stuff about Taylor Swift on the socials have we tried to collaborate and this admin person is like this is how out of touch our VP is that's what you sounded like that's a worry

that's actually so we can get our boss will roll in a night and go gosh have we thought about Taylor Swift have we tried shy guy have we tried to get down I did have the thought I was like do we get Justin Ducker to recreate the photo in the bathtub oh that's a bit of fun her album cover

have you got a bar I've got a bath, yeah, we can use my baths. I just don't have, Babs, you have the outfit you wear? Yeah, the sparkly course. Yeah, it's hanging up in my company. Because we need, I feel like you'd have that. It was like a Rio kind of vibe. You've worn something like that.

You know what? Yeah. Let me go through my costume box. Let's redo the photo. There you go. There he is. I was going to say, we're flat sick getting Guy Sebastian on. So Taylor was.

Oh, no, we can get him. He's offered daily. Him and Damien, that's all we get. And Jamie Jewry. And we're thrilled. Yeah, and we love it. Thank you. Thank you so much.

If you just train me Jerry one more time, I will come and kneecap you. Keep his name out of your dirty mouth. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alpha Box on hit. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. I have to take your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the questions, say pass.

We come back, of course, if there is time, we're playing for $10,000. Yes, let's do it. Oh, Jason is ready and raring. I hope so. Good morning, Jase. How are you? Yeah, good how are you? Yeah, good, Jason.

Jeez, you sound confident. I want to be, yes. Yeah. What's motivating you, Jason? What do you want to spend the money on? I want to take this under Summonauts. He's 18 now in the rep head, so he'll love it. Yeah, that'd be good fun.

Fantastic. Yeah. And his girlfriend's dad's got cars in there, so even better. It's a family affair. Come on. Yeah, that's it. Jason, let's do it for your boy. Let's do it for a boy's weekend.

at the summernats. Summer gnats, baby. I've been to the Subi Nats. Oh, yeah? I've never done the summer nuts. Well, maybe you can tag along. Jason, can I come? Oh, definitely, for sure.

Yeah, great. He'll fit in a little suitcase. Yeah, chuck me in the boot. Chuck me in the overhead, if you need. I just put you on the roof rack. Yeah, I'm great. I'm great in the middle seat. Jason, I reckon this is a solid letter for you,

Dahl. It's H. H for a hippopotamus. All right. All right. Your time. We'll start after the first question. Starting with the letter H,

H, we need you to name. A TV show. Harriet Henderson. An athletics activity. A horse racing. A verb? Home. A musical.

Pass. An instrument. Harriet. A motorcycle brand. Harrow. A DJ. A vana brown. A flower.

A biscuits. A five-letter word. Abbs. An occupation. Head doctor. Okay. I had some question marks in this. There was some question marks all over the shopping.

There was some weird ones. A TV show. What did you say for TV show? Harry and the Henderson. It's an old series. Oh, I'm old. And then a verb you got wrong, I believe. Yeah, I always get that.

It could have been hug or hit. And then an instrument. Did you say... I meant to say harp. Oh, because did you say Harriet? I said Harriet. I don't know. Bloody no wise.

Yeah. The harp would have got you the answer there to get your seven. You got yourself six. An occupation could have been hairdresser. You did answer. It was just after the buzzer anyway. A musical, the only one that you did pass on. Hairspray.

Oh, one of the greats. Oh, yes. But I love that Jason just threw things out there. And I must say, Havana Brown. I mean, we've not played a Havana Brown track in a while. But Havana Brown, top of mine for Jason. Yeah. Big Banan, Nana.

One of Shy Guys's faves. DJ have brown? Absolutely. Look, Jason, you don't get the cash. I'm sorry, but you do get a hundred off suspended Temple and Webster. Imagine the glow-up you could give your home with up to 40% off furniture, homewheres and rentals, templewester.com.com.com. And it's yours, my friend. Enjoy.

Awesome. Thanks for joining the show, Jason. No worries. Thanks for having me. And up next is your last chance to get involved to win those Ed Shearing tickets. We draw it in about half an hour. And I don't have your eyes closed. Oh, there she is. When you dial 13, 1060. Yep.

Because you're right, the double past two-edged Sheeran will be drawn just before 9 a.m. So get involved next. This time yesterday we said, what makes them sexy. What makes them sexy? That's right, because a list was done from heterosexual women ranking male hobbies. Reading. If you're on Tinder and the bloke says, oh, I'm learning Spanish. Apparently that gets you hot under the collar.

Well, they also did the survey on the unsexiest hobbies. That's what we want to know next. So it only stands to reason. We ask, what doesn't make them sexy? Jess and Duckow. 13, 1060 right now. What doesn't make them sexy? And again, the same caveat we put on yesterday when we ask, what does make them sexy.

This has got nothing to do with looks. This is not superficial at all. It is about hobbies. Because a list was done of 74 male hobbies. That list was given to a bunch of women by the team at date psychology. And they were asked to rank whether the hobby was hot or not hot. or not hot. Oh, that's great.

Yesterday we talked about the hot ones, reading coming in at number one. Yep. But we have the opposite end of the spectrum to drill down on today, Ducco. I've got like a top 10 here. Yeah, hear me. I think I know, like, one of for me,

like that I think is not sexy. Now, you're getting in the head of a lady? A lady, yeah, yeah. Is dudes who play with, like, RV planes. And they go to, like, all the model stuff? Yeah, they go to like a large paddock or an airspace and they, like, land their planes and fly. their planes.

Do you know what? Not in the top 10. But I'm probably with you there. I would have voted for that. I don't think it would surprise you hear that watching adult content. Oh, it's not sexy. If you admit to that as a hobby, not sexy. As a hobby.

Yeah, I mean. Well, this was on the list. They gave the women to rate. Well, I just watched countless amounts of ping on on the weekend. What do you get up to? Something we've talked about a bit on this show, Ducko. Crypto. If a man admits to being into crypto, the last.

ladies have ranked that as not hot. Yeah. Anime. Anime is not sexy. Anime is not sexy. Cigars. If you're a cigar aficionado, if that's a hobby of yours, maybe you're a collector, you're into your Cubans. You know what's funny about that is guys think it's sexy when they smoke cigars.

Like, they think they look, we look cool. Sophisticated or maybe even quite bougie or expensive. No, ladies have ranked that as a not hot hobby. Coming in for the top three, Ducko, if you admit one of your hobbies as being debating, not hot. You would have been the debating team at school. I was. Yeah, I bet you were.

I could see that. I was a sharp rebuttal. You should have seen me. Which order did you go? One, two or three. I was two, because I'd hit you back with the rebuttal. You can start with all your flashy research, but I would pick you the hell apart. Hot, man.

Sacked it. Coming in at number two, the least hot hobby. A man can admit to being interested in, cosplay. Oh, yeah. That for me, I don't mind that because I like dressing up. I like a bit of play. I like when you're passionate about a world. So I don't mind a bit of cosplay.

Is that you still Indiana Jones of an evening? I've told you this. To quote my husband, love me for who I am, refuses to dress up. The closest I get is him putting his blue light glasses on and pretending he's a sexy librarian. He hates it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're doing the roleplay. He's like, no. I know. I just need these. I'm furiously role playing around him and is not on a bar of it. But coming in at number one. Yeah, what?

And number one least sexy. Comic books. Which is interesting, isn't it? Because the number one hot hobby was reading. Yeah. But comic books is different. Reading a book, a novel is sophisticated and intelligent. Reading a comic book's like, grow up.

Juvener. We are obviously a complex species, heterosexual women. We voted reading as number one hot, but comic book as the number one least hot. That is funny. Can you give them a fine line? It's a fine line. We know what we like. And geez, it's niche.

comic book, if you admit to that. As I said, a man who is trying to hook a woman, don't admit to reading comic books, apparently. That is funny. Renee, on 13, 1060, what doesn't make them sexy, Renee? Somebody hocking up a man driving along and hocking up a big golly and spitting it out the window. I know you specifically said driving there, but I'll put when the dudes are going for a jog or a run

and then just on the side of the road, they have the need to do that. I've had to do that when I run. What? Sometimes you have a blocked nose or if you're not feeling it or it just comes up. You get a bit of flame in the throat. The last bloke I saw do it lifted the lid of a bin and did it into a bit. See, that's actually quite, you know. And I couldn't decide if it was worse or not worse.

It's gross. Spinning is disgusting. Renee, I'm with you. When you see the footy players do it, well, I mean, when you're on the field, though. No. The Bushman's blow. Oh, the Bushman's blow. Disgusting.

Everyone needs to do a good Bushman's blow. And I appreciate Renee offered just an answer to the. question. What doesn't make them sexy? But I love the idea that that's someone's hobby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Going around, just doing it, spitting. But that's a fantastic nomination. What doesn't make him sexy? It can be anything you want. Anything. And it can be very personal.

Yeah. We had someone yesterday say handkerchiefs were sexy. Yeah, that's weird. But 131060, what doesn't make them sex? Shaga's gone quiet since comic books got slammed. I've never read a comic book. Oh, you're a big comic book boy. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducco What doesn't make him sexy

That's right There was a survey done of 74 male hobbies A very precise number But those male hobbies, stereotypically, were given to heterosexual women To vote. Are these hot or not hot? Yesterday we covered off to the hot ones Coming in at number one

Of the sexiest hobby a man can admit to his reading Yeah But on the opposite end of the spectrum The unsexiest, the least hot The hobby that women voted as If a guy told me he was into that, I would then not be into him. See you.

Reading comic books. It is a difference though, isn't it? There is a difference. What if you just said, I'm a reader, and then you started dating and you found out into the dating that reading was actually comic books. Oh, goodness me. As someone who dates an avid non-reader, I think I'd take anything. Where do you stand on grown men that still play video games?

See, not being a gamer myself, I don't really get it. Yeah. I like a hobby that we can share, you know? Like banana graham. Oh my God, if my husband was into board games. Oh, God, he'd be getting so much more than he does. Stacey, on 13, 1060, good morning to you. What does it make them sexy?

Men that don't know how they cook. Oh, okay. Yesterday, Stacey, when we were talking about the hot hobbies, cooking came in at number four. So, again, the reverse of that, I appreciate what you're saying. What's your level of cooking, though? Like, obviously burning toast is not sexy, but do you want them to whip up big meals?

Anything. Just big meals, small meals. Have a level of competence. Have a level of competence with cooking. I like that, Stacey. Danny, what doesn't make him sexy? Dungeons and dragons. Yeah, that's a great one.

Stacey, that is on the list, but it was under sort of an acronym I wasn't aware of. Yes, that ranks in the top five of hobbies that women do not find sexy. That is a week, because people, they go all in on it. Yeah, Danny, is it the length of time that game takes? Is it that it really is an immersive thing or that just you don't really get it? Well, you get some kind of interesting types who want to play it. So, yeah, it's a combination of all those things. You all past those stores and it's always dark and dingy and it's always like that

classic type of person that's in there. Danny, I was at my local library the other day and there was like these big dining table set up and there was a group of about eight, eight blokes, which the big board out. I went, they've had to like hire a space because obviously none of their living rooms are big enough. It's a whole thing. It's a neutral turf because you don't want anyone's home field. advantage, you know?

You're absolutely right. Spoken like a man who might know he's Dungeons and Dragons. Did you imagine me playing Dungeons and Dragons? You don't have the attention's pen. He'd be far too complex. I'm like, what is going on? Am I a dungeon or a dragon? Simon, on 13, 1060.

What doesn't make him sexy? Big fat fish lips. Oh, but it's all the rage now, Simon. We were talking about. Yeah, but it's not for me. It's disgusting. Anything fake, really, but the fish lips is at the top of the list. Because that's the thing.

And I think there's a level of, of, of lips, too. Like, you know, a little bit in there, but, like, when there's a lot in there? With beauty treatment, Simon, would you say, you know, you do what you want to your body, but if it can look natural, that's better. When you'd start looking like, okay, you've clearly... What's happened there? Got something going on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get that. It also, they look popable, some of them, don't you think? I'm like, I'm scared when I smooch her. It's going to go, I'm going to deflate you. Fish lips. Fiona, on 131060, what doesn't make them sexy, Fiona? Guys that wear a nice suit, and then you can see their ankles.

don't wear socks. Oh, Fiona. It's the biggest turn-off. It's like people who wear shorts on a race day. You're like a button-up and nice up a body in shorts. You're like, what is happening there? Yes, what's wrong with the sock, Fiona? I don't like seeing a man without the loafers on,

and then he wears those little... On the ankle socks? The sockets. Yeah, the sockets. Yeah, yeah. Hey, that's great for sweating, though. There was a socket time in life that we all had. If you need a socket, I hate the idea of you bare foot in your loafer,

but if you take your shoe off and I see the socket, oh. Instant, bono killer. Can I add little boy undies? Like, not briefs, like DT style, the unis. The Y front? Yeah. I mean, come on. Seeing, I had an X, he would wear a Y front.

Yeah. And then when he needed to whiz, he'd pull his out of the little. Oh, the flap. Oh, no. There's no point. But that's what it's for. It's almost harder to do that. You go searching more.

I don't like it. Stacey, what doesn't make him sexy? Oh, Stacey. Hello, Stacey. Hello. Hi, Gary. What doesn't make him sexy? Middle-aged men playing pick a ball and grunting while they're playing.

Hang on. Stais was manly and physical and it's a spot. No, it was not. My daughters play football and we've had to hire some indoor centres because of all the rain that we've had. And while we're warming up, all we can hear is them grunting the whole time, covered in sweat, with their mini shawl. Pickleball is, I played for the first time, I played for the first time on the holidays. It is a lot of fun.

But like, you can get pretty, like, worked up in it. Because, like, would tennis be sexy to your stace? But there's something about pickleball that makes it, what, juvenile? Yeah. Yeah. It is funny. And they're getting really close to the net. And you call it dinking when you get close to the net.

You'll keep going back and forth. What a hot verb that is. Let's all dink. Let's all dink. Come on, fellas. It's dink time. And Emily on 131060 Says you know someone who does that

Or this Hey guys Hi Yes I do My partner actually sits there And will scratch scabs off his head And eat them Is he bald?

No He's not bald And it is the biggest turn off Emma When did you notice into the relationship That he did this Like had you already sort of signed The dotted line so to speak

And you're like Oh. Yeah. Yeah, it was a couple of years in and we'll sitting on the couch and I was like, what are you doing? Oh. That is the most foul thing. Has he ever offered you a nibble?

No, absolutely not. I think it is horrendous. He must be one hell of a catch for you to look past that. Yeah, come on. Oh, my gosh. I don't know we're looking past ever. Jess and Ducko. God, you've survived this far of the week, you know.

Be proud. Yeah, should you be happy? You're happy you made it. Hold your head up high. Unless you're shy guy and you took a day off after having three weeks holiday. You only had a four day week. You must have so much left in the tank now that it's Friday because you didn't work a four week. Yeah, you must feel so good.

Still work. It just wasn't on the show. You didn't put Fabizio on the phone or whatever it was, the removalist. For a guy who's so bad at remembering names, you remember the removelist. I hope it was. I reckon today you guys have asked me what time my flight is for three times. I reckon I've said a different time every time because I'm so bad. With times and numbers and names.

You are, and you're making me so agitated because your flight is in, like, less than two hours. I know. You should have been at the airport an hour ago. I've got to get to boo. Yeah, I know. Just like, I'd be at the airport now if I was you. Do you only have to carry on? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll roll in. Still. I think my check-in is at like 10, what did I say? I've told you guys more than a check. I don't know, man. You said 920, 10, 20, 10, 20. Yeah. So I'll probably roll in around 1035, go through security.

Oh, my God. Bang, walks straight into the flight. I can't talk. you about this. I get second hand anxiety. I can't. It's just nothing to do in airports. I get so bored. You'll sit there and you look at the candy. I may as well have a beer.

See? Because you fly in the point of your end of the plane. You don't have to get there as early as everyone. No. And you get to check on first. You get to go on first. Oh, that's why you like getting there early so you can go sit in your business class seat. Oh, I'm here. Champagne on arrival. So even though you can literally not have to wait

with all of us, you still want to get there earlier than all of us. It's nice to use the way on a buffer. Oh, I see, yeah. And I was on a great soup selection. Oh, good good. Anyone can get in the lounge, just got to pay for it, right? I don't think so. I think it'll be a member or you've got to have like...

You can have a... You can buy a day pass for like 50, 60 bucks kind of... That I do not... That I'm absolutely getting removed. We're just sending an email. That should not be allowed. Don't let the plebs in. Yeah, but you might have an American Express card.

That doesn't mean you're flying... You could be flying economy. Just because you got the AMX, you're in the lane. No, I thought you had to have a membership. I don't know. I don't know. I don't even know how points work. Like, you know, I always get, I always seem to get the end row near the toilet.

I've told you to have a chat with Angus. He's the points master. I know, I've been messaging about it, but he doesn't want to give me secrets. You know what I mean? I don't think he wants me at the front of the plane. He's like, he said, like, I don't think you're good for the image of the front of the plane. Like, he sort of said, you'll bring us all into disrepute. You're a back of the, you're king of economy.

I was like, I don't mind that. You are. You don't even need the exit row for the extra leg room. No, I do not. You just take that middle seat, middle row. Chuck me in the middle of two sweaty big dudes. Love that. Bumpet height, am I? Great, this would be a good flight.

Punch a couple of sleeping tablets. Oh, can I have the cheese of bickies, please? Yeah, it'll be $15, thanks. Anyway, it's time for the diary. It's the week that was. Well, what a week it's been with Jess and Ducko? In case you missed it, the legends of Finn Vision Aquariums hooked us up with some fishy friends to hang out within the studio. There was a little issue with the tank, and producer Baz was quick to sort it out, and, man, did she feel proud of herself?

I was sitting at my desk, and it started going, Do one of the fish gets sucked up? Well, that's what he was built originally. We're like, oh my God, it's blocked. Like, no, we've already killed a fish. Like, oh, my God. We checked and there wasn't enough water in the top of the tank, and I was like, oh, maybe we need to put water in there.

Anyway, I was like, oh, I best call Kyle. It's wrong. And he rang, and he's like, yeah, you need to put water in there. And it slowly just sucked the water up and then started working. I went, damn. And then I turned to Shaga and went, yeah, I feel like I would have a big doodle. Nothing makes it sound smaller than calling it a doodle. My ween is humongered.

We can do it, but it's okay. You can say it. But big doodle energy. Um, Shagai, are we not mentioning that you took another day off after three weeks away? Hey, I was moving house, and that didn't stop Jess and Ducker from calling me mid-move. Mr. Shilard, good morning. This is absolute planned, guys. I couldn't help the day that I'm moving out.

Yeah, I mean, after 7 a.m. is all you need to say. After 9 is all you need to. Tell them. No one's arguing you couldn't pick a Tuesday. Pick a Tuesday, darling, it's fine. You couldn't have picked 9 to 30. Are the builders there yet? They said they were coming at seven.

Yes, they just rocked up, yeah, yeah. Put them on the phone. Yeah, I want to speak to one. Who have you got me? I'm not, no, I'm not putting these on the phone. Yes, you are. Just say it's your mom and dad. Don't believe that.

Yeah, because right now we think you're on a Menti B day. What's their name? Prussian and Fabrizio, I think. We put Fabrizio on. I want to speak to Frisio. I want to talk to Fritio. Just tell them to your mind. I'm not doing that.

He might be a long loss relative of mine. You don't know. All Babs is stressed at her eyeballs. Oh, she's fine. It's good for a development. No, I just pulled out a plump of hair. And she's got thin hair. She has no hair.

Well, this has been absolutely lackloss. It has been a monumental waste of our time. Darko found some spew down the side of his shirt, thanks to Flo. The issue with that is he had a big meeting with one of the bosses here at the radio station after the show. And with me off for the day moving house, he was pretty limited

with his options. I can't go to the meeting with our boss's boss and our boss with this vomit on my shoulder. You know, you gotta put the jumper back on. I know,

but I'm so hot now. Hey, it's funny. I tried to wear a shirt. Like, I tried to wear a shirt. You look good? Yeah, you get your pearls on. Hey, I got my pearls. You got my bird shirt.

Babs wore her nice boots. The team's firing to them. Yeah, you need to... Instead, I'm just covered in vomit. You know what? Why don't you switch shirts with Babs? Yeah. Babs, can I have your shirt?

Oh, then I look like I'm homeless. Oh, Zing? Come off. No, I'm joking. I like your rusty shirt. I don't want it. It's not rusty. Oh, sorry.

All right, Babs, I'll try it on. I'll try it on. You need a clean shirt for the meeting. Yeah, is it? It's a knit. So you have a shirt on that? No. Oh, okay.

It's a knit. What about is you're going to have to cop it, aren't you? Yeah, Mother, it's a knit. Anyway, we'll sort it out. Shog, obviously, I would genuinely take his shirt. A study came out that claimed astronomy It was one of the most attractive traits A man can have

But it looks like the guys got their astrology Mixed up with their astronomy. Astronomy, daco. No, that's a lie. If a man... But this is from women. So you're right, okay. So if I know my star signs

and my moon's ascending, that's given the flutters. The fact that you just used the phrase Moon ascending has sent some women. Yeah, who! Isn't that astrology? Or is it the same thing? What's astronomy?

Isn't that, look at the stars? Oh my gosh, I got you so right. It's a known where the planets are. Sorry. Surely, women don't find it attractive. That guys know where Jupiter and Venus is. He's absolutely right. Astronomy is what they tick, not astrology.

I got that wrong. Hello, are you into the stars and constellations star guy? Really? Women find it attractive when guys look through a telescope at night? Surely not. Maybe they thought like me astronomy was astrology. Yeah, I think that's more accurate. The announcement of TS-12 has had everyone talking this week,

including NRL player Adam Elliott. But ahead of the new album release, Maybe he should brush up on who Sabrina Carpenter is. It didn't help, though, he had something in the studio that was throwing him off a little bit. I think Sabrina Carpenter has a song with Taylor Swift on her new album. Shut your dirty mouth. Is that true, Babs? Yeah, she hates Sabrina Carpenter out there.

Oh, hang on, is this going to be on the Mint Green album? Yeah, the new one. Yeah, so anyway. Well, your wife, massive Swifty. So I guess by Osmosis, you'd be across all this stuff. Yeah, I'm a T-Swizzle now. Yeah, wasn't around that, though. Yeah, geez, I'm excited.

Yeah. Made me day. Got your pumped? Yeah. You're going to listen to that. Go tell all the boys. Why's she doing a song with a chippy? Carpenter.

Who's Sabrina Carpenter? Do you know who Sabrina Carpenter is? No. Do you remember the espresso song? Oh, it's so good. Sweet, espresso. Oh, I know. Yeah, yeah, that's Sabrina.

Yeah, that one we just played was Sabrina. You know more than you let on. Sorry, there's a... It's been a... There's a... There's a... There's a... A squeasy penis that sits in between me and Adam.

I don't know. Whenever Babs sits there, too, it's like, whenever you sit there, it's like, I'm looking at it. We don't... It's a stress pain. I appreciate Adam picked it up to look at it and then just placed it back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's been a while.

See you next week, grass cookies. Jess and daco. Call it in, call it off a fake. Colisein with the breakfast. My most stretch of the imagination. It's not a bad habit to have 13, 1060 in your speed down. Oh, there it is. Even on the closing, the closing dying minutes you're doing it.

My last one. All week, of course, as you say, I'll call the fame double past the seat, Ed Sheer. I'm sitting here at my castle on the hill and you're just nailing them. Thanks, babe. Thanks so much. Double past to see Ed Shearham when he brings his next tour down under February next year. I've already got my tickets and I paid for them like a chump. If you want a freebie, you had to get involved this week.

Some great contributions all week. Unbelievable contributions. In fact, we were fighting about it until the dying moment. We're like, who, who? So many stood out. Honorary mentions to so many. But on Monday, Ducko, our first day back from professional development, we asked one of the great questions.

Have you ever knocked yourself out? Have you knocked yourself out? After a young NASCAR driver. Will Zurich? Very good. Felt out of his own car. Trying to celebrate. Knocked himself out.

Hit his head on the tarmac, yeah. Lucy. Lucy, Lucy, got in touch. It was not so much that she'd knocked herself out for me, Ducko. It was where the knockout occurred. That really had Lucy standing out. This is what she had to say. We were at Mona in Tasmania, the Art Museum.

Oh, yes. We just looked down the hallway of vulvers. And in this little room, it has like a really short doorway. So we had to duck under this wall. And when you go in, you look up and there's a distorting mirror. So we looked up, and I just saw this really freaky version of myself. but it felt like something was falling on me. So I screamed and turned to run,

but forgot that the doorway was not my size, so I smacked into the top of the doorway. Bong, hit your head and go down. So you've knocked yourself out in the hallway of Alders. I know. That is a nightmare. What a place to go down. What a place to go down indeed.

Lucy. Thank you for your contribution. It's one year the call of fame. Oh, my gosh. Thank you. Thank you. Don't thank us. Thank the hallway of vulvas, Lucy.

Thank you. Oh, actually, thank those distorting mirrors. That freaked you out so much. The mirrors have sent me, yep. Tell me you're an Ed Sheeran fan, Lucy. These tickets are going to a good home. I am. I'm sorry.

I can't talk. Yeah, great. Well, you're up to see Ed Shearin. I'm so excited. Enjoy it. Thanks for getting involved in the show. Oh, amazing. Thank you so much.

Thanks, Lucy. Be that easy, guys. These are the times where I just hope, look, they are just a standard double pass. There's no. meet and greed involved. But I just hope Lucy crosses past with Ed Shearing and he's able to tell him, you know, I won these tickets by telling my favourite radio show about being knocked out

in the hallway of Volvers. She'll hold up a sign. Lucy needs a sign saying, I came here because of the hallway of Volvers. And Ed'll be like, wait, stop the show. Let's get a camera on that late. Do you say vulvers? Did you say vulvers? Be right.

That's how Ed sounds obviously. That was an amazing impersonation. Next week, call of fame is no different. Humdinga. Absolutely. It's a VIP double pass to the Spiegel tent. And we're going to hook you up with overnight accommodation. at the Crystal Brook Kingsley.

That is a bougie night away. Come forever you listen to the show. It's on us, you know. Absolutely. We're back Monday with Alphbux, your chance of $10,000, of course, every week. Will you be here? Yeah, this is my last buck.

Famouss don't have a great track record with a Monday after a Bucks party. You just go so hard. You do not have an off switch, and this is an interesting scenario. It's your future brother-in-law's box. You don't know that many of them, and I'm worried you're going to turn it up so much.

to endear yourself to this group, you're going to write yourself off. I'm not bringing my cuddle pillow to all those who are asking me. I haven't packed it because I just thought I couldn't do that because it's my sister. It's my sister's partner. My brother-in-law, as you said, it's a weird connection. He's a great dude. I'm excited, but I'm also like, it's all his mates. Are they going to be like, oh, you know, the brother's here?

I just don't know if that's going to make you shrink or it's going to make you blow up. I just have a feeling to make you blow up. Yeah, I think it's going to make me go bigger, which I'm worried about two. Like, you know, two days is hard, man. Deep into my 30s now. You don't recover like you used to. No, I don't. Plus, you're a father.

Don't act like when you get back on Sunday night. It's going to be easy. Your wife's going to go, you've been off parenting for 48 hours. Here's the kid. Here's a child. Enjoy this. I know that's what I did to my husband. Yeah.

I can only imagine Morgan will do this. And I'll just be babs at 3 p.m. just crying while holding my baby. Yeah. I don't want that. Anyway, hopefully I make it. If I don't, child guys step up on Monday. I'll see you guys Tuesday.

No, you just. Imagine that. Week two, I have the Monday off. Goodness, I shan't, I'll be here. I know, you're professional. I'm professional. I'll definitely be here. You, are, Shag, are you anything on this weekend?

No. Good. I don't know why I asked. I'm busy weekend for you, Jess. Popping down to Sydney to see a musical with some girlfriends. Oh, how good. Yeah, so that'll be fun. So, Zangangis have Luch here then?

Correct. You just get a bit of... But how's this? So I booked this in ages ago, right? I'm like, you're right, you know, to take care of it. I find out my in-laws are coming. For Saturday night, he goes, ah, there's something on. I want to go see.

I went, you cheeky bugger. So he's called him, called in Poppy and Gigi. Oh, so I wish I could do that. We're living in the same town. That's a great idea. Well, why don't? We'll keep Gigi. You can have Poppy. Yeah, why not?

But they're both going to be here. Yeah, why not? Well, no, who is this child? That's all good. She takes a bottle by. I reckon they can adopt you and Morgan and Flo? Yeah, why not? Well, you know, your in-laws and your parents are into state.

He shouldn't have told you that. He really shouldn't have, what a fool. I know, that way, you would have thought he did all the work, or you would have come back Sunday. Like massive points and kudos and just like good on ya. Yeah. Nah. Cheeky bugger.

Ah, we're out of here. We'll be back Monday. We will. See you then. Bye-bye. Bye. Bye. Say you nada.

Quit your jobs. You've made it this far. Take your clothes off. Come on. Take everything off. Jess and Ducko. That was the Jess and Ducko podcast. Take a trip to McDonald's today and try the new McDonald's meal with one of six collectible souvenirs.