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Episode Date: March 27, 2025

We ask for the best worst movie, Ducko wants to see how the team talk to Siri and Producer Shy Guy wraps up the week that was in his diary!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Surprise Fries is back at Macca's with a one in three chance to win millions of prizes. Jess and Darko! This is the Jess and Darko podcast. Welcome to the podcast everybody. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. How are we all going? Where did we land on getting our Alpha Box player at 8am? We spitballed, did we give her another go?

You'll hear in the pod, fire alarm went off. We raced through her. We still gave her the quiz. We still gave her the quiz. And if anything, our bosses told us, stop talking to the rice cookers pre-game. You're throwing them off. We see it as warming them up. Because that's nerve-wracking.

And Babs, would you agree, when they talk to you off-air, they're one vibe. They come on and they're sometimes a little rattled talking to us. Yeah, sometimes it's so funny. You talk to them first and they're good and then you tell them that they're playing and then they go, oh, shit, shit. Like, oh my God, oh my God. And then they start freaking out. So if we didn't warm them up, they would stay in that headspace potentially.

I mean, if it makes you feel better, she was fine after. Yeah, I think she realised she mucked the quiz. I listened back to the quiz. It wasn't bad. We didn't rush the quiz. Letter R, that's a solid letter. Yeah, it's a good letter. You know what I mean?

There's no better chance you can give someone than the letter R, maybe the letter S. I mean, I couldn't really hear her because it was going like, meow, meow. Yeah, it would be loud for you. It's all loud in here. There's no sound in here. What is it, that red flickering light?

Yeah. Okay, no, we'll park that one. It's a bit of a... Three Ts and Cs. You can play red flickering light. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, no, we'll park that one. It's a bit of a... Three T's and C's. You can play again in however long amount of time. It's annoying because the show was, you know, it flies a bit at 8 o'clock and we were getting some good stuff. Then we had to stop, go outside, come back up 20 minutes later.

So it just stops the progression. Totally. Totally. You know, we're running a race. The momentum. The momentum. That's what I was looking for. We have some great velocity.

Yes. And then a fire alarm. That'll really do it to you. Yeah, it kicks you out of the room. Or for momentum. That's what I was looking for. We have some great velocity. Yes. And then a fire alarm. That'll really do it to you. Yeah, it kicks you out of the room. All for nothing. It's always nothing. Well, you actually asked the fiery. Yeah, and he said I couldn't even find it.

Which I don't love, but they can't find the sauce. Yeah, yeah. Someone's obviously just tricked it. But also, if the sauce has then been quashed because it was just burning toast. Burnt toast. You know who it was? There's a show down the hall at Leave Hurley anyway. Oh, my God.

They've just set the freaking fire alarm off so they could get out. Wouldn't surprise me. Wouldn't. It would not. Because it would serve their narrative better. Wouldn't it? That they can't return. Oh, shit.

You know? Cheers. Cheers. I'm angry. Yeah, that fits. It does fit. Yeah. Okay.

Anyway. Do you remember the one time before Babs was on our show? I don't remember the days before Babs. My apologies. I. Anyway. Do you remember the one time before Babs was on our show? I don't remember the days before Babs. My apologies. I do remember. It was all dark and stormy before then. And then the lights came. Now you've seen the lights.

Yeah. No, absolutely. This was a dark and stormy day. Wash your hands, you dirty pig. Shut up. You wash your hands. I never do. I think you wash the...

Oh, you have a shower. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before you were like our dedicated fire warden, making sure we don't burn to a shower. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before you were like our dedicated fire warden, making sure we don't burn to a crisp. Down the hall, one of them is fire warden. You should have seen that the alarm goes off. Ducko goes, I'll quickly put some songs. Make sure something goes to air.

She was bashing on the glass. She was bashing on the window telling me to leave. And I was like, fuck off. Screaming at her. I was like, I will leave soon. Save yourself. But have you noticed? Never done it since.

She's happy to let this bird talk to her. She's like, come now, now. We've got Babs now, though. So she doesn't need to come down. Yeah, Babs just got up and left. Yeah, I was just kind of like, you guys take your while. Not waiting for the team here. I was putting things in for us, taking some things up.

See ya. Bye. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, so are you going to put all that in, Shago? Or will you cut around that? No, it will go in. It's all natural. It's all part of the day today.

We referenced it. You don't put the diary in twice, do you? No, just once. Sure. Just at the end. You said it's all authentic. That's authentically what went to air. I'm going to go back and start listening to what you do, Shago.

Every day. That's good. Our boss told us to do that. Oh you do, Shaga, every day. That's good. Our boss told us to do that. Oh, no, I already did that once. That's once a week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you want to overdo your own stuff? No, I'm always getting another plus one on the stats.

That's good. If Jess does it, that's a plus too. Oh. I'll go in and listen, you know. How are we going to get better if we don't hold ourselves to account? Another bone I want to pick with Babs today just while we're here. Let's pile on. When you were downstairs and we were all riffing outside talking about the fire and whatever

team, and you go, oh, hey, like whatever name it was, and it was like a friend of yours, and you walked off, and I was like, oh, who are they, Babs? And you didn't turn around or acknowledge me. You just fucked off and went to them. And I was like, it was like a kid being like, mum, dad, drop me off down the road. Dago, if that wasn't the best little taste tester, I know your daughter isn't even born yet, but when she gets to 13, 14, that is what it's going to be like. Dad, don't talk to my friends.

Stay over there. I did film myself embarrassing you in front of them. Yeah, no, I sent them it. Did you? Did you see them? They were freaking out. You should have seen her face. She was like, what is this man doing?

I don't consent to this. It makes sense that Babs' friends have no idea who we are. No, Maddie listens to the show heaps. Oh. Yeah. She could have smiled. Yeah, she could have given me something. That's coming from show I got.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just thought you might introduce us. Like, guys, this is my friends. If you know she's a fan. No, no. I'm really bad at doing that. Are you embarrassed about us, Babs? No, I'm actually not.

I'm just bad at, like, I've always done it. I'm like, shit, sorry. Like, I forgot to introduce you to this person. Because you just get into like a little, you know. A little bubble. You walked off and I literally said, oh, who are they about? And then you didn't turn. I was like, sorry, I didn't hear you.

I was like, my focus was like, you know. So when we come and support your first soccer game, we've all got big banners and signs saying like. And B-A-B-S on our chest. Yeah. This bitch is perhaps B-A-B-S. B-A-B-S. We'll just This bitch is perhaps B-A-B-S. B-A-B-S. We'll just do it twice.

I love that. And we're all there. It's going nuts. Will you be embarrassed? Well, probably because I'm shit. I cannot wait for your first game. What time will the games be? I have no idea.

Someone said there will be like 10 or 11. Yeah, that's great. But then other people are saying it could be like nine. So I don't know. I'll bring Pam. You bring Lucia, Jess. Absolutely. God, you guys are going to be disappointed.

Yeah, it'll be horrible. But like it'd be funny. Just get the ball a lot. I find soccer very jealous. I struggle to watch soccer as well. Yeah, don't you reckon? It's so hard to watch. I mean, it's fun when you're playing it, but yeah, watching it.

Yeah, not great. What's the boot situation? Did you buy special boots? I just bought soccer boots that not great. Yeah, I know. What's the boot situation? Me? Did you buy special boots? I just bought soccer boots that were pink. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you remember? What brand are they?

Umbro? Nike? They might be Adidas. Adidas? These were an Umbro. Mate, Umbro's still pretty big. It's big in the football world. Is it?

Yeah. I don't know. I just got the ones on clearance. You should have just put some studs in your gazelles. That's true. Did you wear those? They kind of look like soccer boots. I would have thought Babs would be running around in Clark rubbers. No, she tripped wear those. They've got to look like soccer boots. I would have thought Babs would be running around

at Clark Rubbers. No, she tripped on those. They betrayed her the other day. They did. And then they betrayed me when I was at home the same day. And I literally just kicked them off and went, for shit. They are so chunky.

No wonder you tripped on them. Hey, I thought about you. Are you still crying of an afternoon? No. Because I went for a... I was battling hard one week. What day was it? Wednesday afternoon.

I was fucked. I was so tired. I took Pam for a run. It was was it? Wednesday afternoon. I was fucked. I was so tired. I took Pam for a run. It was hot. Yeah. And I just was in a grind for 7K. I just hated every second. I thought, well, at least I know Babs is at home crying.

It can't be Babs. It actually kind of got me through it. No, it's actually been really good. I've been doing some things so that I feel good. You need to. Hey, good on you. It's a fitness you build up and you work out how to handle it. I'm like, yeah, because it's weird.

Like you get home, you don't know what to do. And no one else, everyone else is busy and you're not. And then when everyone gets home, you're tired because you're like, I've had a full day. And I was struggling with it because I was like, what do I do with myself? And you feel like you're not accomplishing anything, but you really have been to work. Yes, that's what it feels like.

But I've been listening to some podcasts. You guys are just riffing here. This is beautiful. So on the same page. Do you feel that too? Totally. But I was just really enjoying it. It was nice.

That's what it's like. Just a feel scene. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I've been journaling every day, and then I've also been trying to embrace the fact that I have this much spare time for myself. So I'm going to get my nails done or going for a walk or just calling my mum and talking to her for a while.

Because you may never have... Your job in the future may not be like this. You might be working a nine-to-five. That's what I keep thinking. I might never ever have this much time. You might never work with people this fun again. That's so true. I literally wrote that in my journal last night too.

God, we're all trying to justify not being depressed. I might never work with these people again. G-A-R-I-T-I-T-U-D-E. Gratitude. Shia's diary just says darkness. Yeah, I don't. He's got the diary that the pages are black and he writes in black pen and it's all just dark. With a UV light.

Oh, love that. You're a bit cranky this week, Shagrath. Yeah, you're a bit sad this week. If you were Jess or Babs, we would have played the shark alarm. Oh, yeah, right. We should get one for all of us. That's fun. And we play it if we one for all of us. That's fun. And we play it if we think one of us is.

That's very equal of you. Absolutely. What's an acceptable fun way to say that? Yeah, what can we say? Because I can't say. I can't come on air. Yeah, obviously. On the blob.

Who just said on the blob? I said that. Is that offensive? We love on this show. What's the funny best way to say vagina? What's the funniest way to say blob? On the blob. On the blob.

We'd have to be up there. Why don't we get like a blob sound effect? Your squirt. Maybe that web one. Yeah, that squirt. That icon? Minecraft salmon sound effect. That to me just sounds like you've piffed a tadpole to the wall.

I don't know why it's so graphic. Oh, another one. Why are you throwing tadpoles? I'm just destroying them. But yes, on the blob is good. Shark week is good. Shark week is good. Shark week is sick. But also, like, I don't get offended at that insinuation.

If we were to say it on air. Some women, would you say, Babs? And rightfully so. You don't get to just say because you're emotional, you must be on the blob. But I've never said that to any woman I've ever been with. Smart from you. Maybe my sister to piss her off when I was a kid.

And you know it's a targeted thing. I personally don't get offended, but I see why some chicks would. I mean, I used to do that to my sister's girl. Yeah, yeah. But if we're doing it to each other, and on the blob is so ridiculous.

Let's get like a full on... Do you know there's a horror movie from the 80s? Oh my God, it's the blob! There's a horror movie from the 80s. My mum used to think it was very scary. It's a blob. There must be a grab. Okay 80s. My mum used to think it was very scary. It's a blob. There must be a grab.

Okay, we can look into that. Because it's just natural. We spend that much time together. We are a family. You're going to go through ups and downs where some people just aren't vibing

for a day or a few weeks or whatever it is. It's just part of it. It's part of life. Absolutely. We all go through it. You won't. You hurt the people

closest to you the most. Don't you reckon? If I'm on my blob now, does that mean Monday is gone? Well, hopefully. Not necessarily. My blob lasts for four days, but I'm so lucky.

Babs' blob lasts for a month. My blob used to last for ten days. Fuck off! That's horrible. But now it's just like seven. Oh, still bad. Still bad. You don't know.

You don't know what summer's up again. You never know when you end. So your blob is unique to you, Shai, guys. Thanks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel offensive just saying thanks to her. Yeah, yeah. You know what's going to be hard, though?

Can't we do 13, 10, 60? Longest blob. I don't really care. Longest and shortest blob. But you two are going to have to really lead that. Me and Sean are just going to have to be really great allies. Sabrina Carpenter. Your last show.

Can we do that as your last phoner before you go on paternity leave? Could be my last one ever because I got fired. Are you on the blob? I'm out of here. Have a good one, guys. We've just been told our contract negotiations have come earlier. Far out. Don't fuck it up.

We are looking for breaks to send to our boss. Oh, yeah. We're going to have a bit of blob chat. He comes back, he goes, what's a blob? What's a blob? Shy Guy, could you fill this one? Wait, if he has to ask what a blob is, we didn't set it up right. Oh, good night.

Yeah, that's true. I had something I was going to ask you two about. About the blob? No, I can't fully remember. What our preferred device is? The hardest thing is, when I have that sound effect, right? Let's just pretend that. The tadpole hitting the wood.

Yes. When I play that for one of us, I'm going to be the one that pulls the trigger on it. So naturally, the person who's on blob is going to be the most angry at me. So we need to, the others need to confer and go, hey, do we think Sean got on the blob? This is why. Can I, I just don't know if it's going to happen. So I may as well tell you. I have actually investigated with our engineering team how to get a button over here that works.

What was the button going to be? I wanted to make my own sting of, yes, good quote, Jess, but I just, I was workshopping it. They just didn't want to give that. No, no. Fuck that. And you know what answer I was met with? Yeah. Anything's possible.

Oh, I like that. So stand fucking by. Really? Yeah. That's like when the same boss said, did you give a double or nothing? Anything's possible. No, but that's what I went to someone who actually could execute. But you know what? Not just pie in the sky.

But I'm just saying, I'm just saying. I reckon you'd need a fader on my desk. No, and that's what he said. He goes, you'd have to literally distract Ducko. Yeah, yeah. Because it would have to sit. I would just pan your fader down. Yeah, you could.

But the idea would be like the water bottle. Yeah, yeah. You didn't know and it could be a funny moment. It'd be a fun thing for a week. And it wouldn't be like, exactly. It would just be like, ha ha, that was a moment. Yeah, yeah, that's a bit of fun. Why am I telling you this? Because you have also'd be a fun thing for a week. And it wouldn't be, like, exactly. It would just be like, ha-ha, that was a moment. Yeah, it's a bit of fun.

Why am I telling you this? Because you have also expressed, you have pages for Shy Guy, you have pages for me, you have pages multiple for Babs. Yes. You feel weird playing your own. Yeah, it doesn't work. And you're missing, because it's such a funny. I know. And I do do some dumb things.

I would love you to feel what that feels. I know. So for the same thing with the blob, you can't play it for yourself. It's my gift to you guys, playing a sound effect of you in the show. I do love, it's a nice gift to receive. A gift. Yeah. But I'd love to hear. You can't play it for yourself. It's my gift to you guys, playing a sound effect of you in the show. I do love, it's a nice gift to receive. Yeah. But I'd love to hit.

You've got so many gifts. I'd love to hit the blob alert for you. Yeah, that's fun. You know, so you don't have to do it for yourself. Maybe you just get the blob button. Maybe there'll be a blob button. Or do we do it, someone go,

I got a break, and no one tells anyone what it's about, and we come and go, I want to hit the button. Who are you nominating? Oh, that's good. Blob. Maybe we can have a button,

anyone could come in and press on the side. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it would be a matter of you don't know about it as well. And it could be a surprise for you. I love it. It's the hard thing about being over there. We had a Shark Week alarm. We did, yeah.

It wasn't specified to a person. I don't think. No, it wasn't. No, you're right. I don't think so. Was it Shark? No, it was called. Power on the alarm.

It was Red. Red alert. Not Shark Week? Not Shark Week? Yeah, I remember the bear, but I don't remember what it was actually. Period? Call it what it is, maybe. Red Hot Summer's coming. I don't think so.

Try Shark Week. Was it? No, I don't know, but... Rags? Did you ever call it Rags? It was like Jess. Amy Shark? We built it for Jess because you hadn't had your period yet. And it was a challenge if you

could pick. No, no, no. Period alarm! Just straight to the point. And a sting. Yeah, see, it was about me, that one. But that could be broad. But it doesn't say it. We could, yeah. That's generic now.

Yeah, we could do that. I want to press the button. Play that. Yes. I'm going to save that. And then you go, ducko. Yeah. Who is it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. The issue is with For You, gentlemen, you're not actually bleeding. No, no. So if we're calling your vibe out, you've got nothing to then concretely go, yeah, I am. Yeah. You couldn't present us with an example of why. I still think even if you guys aren't on it and we just say you're having a week, it just shows that you're just having a moment.

You're having a moment. It's fraught with danger. It's also fraught with danger for us to accuse you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe this is a bad idea on my behalf. It does feel bad, doesn't it? Yeah, it just feels like the person's going to get offended. Yeah, yeah.

It feels like if we did it and Sean goes, like, what do you mean? I haven't been angry. And we're like, oh, fuck. Like you just did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, now you know. Now you know. Well, we'll see how Monday goes.

Anyway. Hey, so good luck with we'll see how Monday goes. Anyway. Hey, so good luck with your four to ten day blob. Thanks. Welcome to Friday, team. Well, good bloody morning. So fantastic to be here. So, so wonderful to be here in the dying hours of March. Oh.

We've only got a few more days to enjoy March. Oh, don't say that. I'm so sorry to hear. I was with a friend the other day and she was like, when it hits April, then I feel like the year's gotten away from me. If I haven't gotten off to a good start and then it hits April, forget about it. Because January's a write-off.

Oh, it is. February's just an on-ramp. February feels like you're easing into the bath. Yeah, yeah. You know, but the water's a bit too hot, you know. You're still finding your feet a bit. Don't put the berries in yet. Absolutely.

They'll scald. Yes. And then March is where it kicks off. March is really, even I can appreciate at the back end of March, saying Happy New Year feels laid in the piece. Yeah, yeah. I'll do it. Yes.

But it now is feeling like 2025. If we ain't thriving by now. We're not going to thrive. We need to have a good look in the mirror. If you're having a good year by now, it's not going to be a good year. You know? That's it. I'd go back to bed and wait for 2026.

2025's not your year. You know? That's it. You've got to move on. Are we surviving or are we thriving? Yeah. How would you say we've gone so far, Duckling? I think we're thriving.

I think we are thriving. I think we're all thriving in here. Absolutely. You know what I mean? Shaga, would you say we're thriving? Always. How would you say we've gone so far, Duckling? I think we're thriving. I think we are thriving. I think we're all thriving in here. Absolutely. You know what I mean? Shaga, would you say we're thriving? Always. Yeah, that's it. Always.

Excellent. Excellent attitude. Are you excited for this Friday? Like today, this show. Like here, being here. The present moment. What we're doing right now. Sure.

This Friday. I know you can't see. I thought something else was happening that I forgot about, to be honest. I know you can't see across low because obviously there's 15 computers in your way. Were you texting, emailing? Babs texted me something for later on the show because she said she can't email it. Oh, no. So I was just working that out.

Sure. And emailing it to myself. Okay. Whispers, these two. Whispers. Always, always messaging. Always messaging. Whether it be, you guys are like that friendship, you know, duo.

You'll be having a chat on text and on Facebook Messenger and on Snapchat. Yeah. You've got everything going on. There are different threads. Different tones, different threads. Different combos. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway. Well, good morning to both of you. Morning to you, Babs. Good morning. Okay. How are you feeling today? Pretty good, actually.

Are you excited for the day ahead? I am. It morning. How are you feeling today? Pretty good, actually. Are you excited for the day ahead? Yeah. I am. It's Friday. It's Friday. Big Friday show. Big Friday show.

The Registry listening out for a crying baby. We've got Alpha Bucks. We are drawing the call of fame. Yep. So get involved any time. There's a lot to get through this morning. Yeah. And the crying baby today is fantastic. You win yourself an Apple Pack, Apple Watch, and AirPods.

Could happen any time. Any time on the show. Any time from now. And don't forget, make sure you're always texting the text line for the song request for Morgan's Push playlist. We're trying to create this. It's two hours now, two hours long. That, I just don't think it's long enough, Jaco.

No, we're going to need more. That's great because initially when you offered it to some select people in your life, we thought that's going to get through, what, 20 minutes maybe with the length of songs these days. They're not juicy enough. We've had some great texts coming through overnight. Yep. The DMs are popping off as well.

So 0488881069 doesn't have to hold any sentimental value to you. No. It just has to be a song you think will get Morgan through labor. We'll get her going. Some are chill. Some can be upbeat. Absolutely. We've got ACDC.

We've got Somewhere Over the Rainbow. We've got Disney. Yeah. I actually said to Morgan last night, do you want to add some songs to this playlist? Oh, is she the only person who hasn't contributed? She's like, yeah, I will. I'm going to go through it and I'm going to add some of my own.

I love that. There'll be a fair bit of hers in there. It's good if she then goes through and then can feed off the vibe. Thinking of songs on the fly, if Friday Forgotten Bangers have taught us anything, can be really hard. Really tough. Sometimes you need inspiration from other music, from other artists. You don't understand that.

One song at the top of 7 o'clock is high stakes. It is high drama. What was the last segment we did that caused so many meetings and issues? I can't even recall because it's all pushed out of our minds. Friday Forgotten Bangers has taken its spot. It's controversial. You can still vote for that. Tell them on Instagram. That's right. Jess and Duck are on Instagram story. But up next, it's No Dumb Thought Friday. Kicking off with some dumb thoughts. If you've got any, 131060, we have some free fuel up for grabs.

Absolutely we do. For the dumbest of the dumb thoughts. The dumbest of the dumb. 131060. Load up on your dumb thoughts. Is that time we can sit back, relax, and get dumb together? Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko.

There's no such thing as a dumb thought. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. The smartest thing we do on this show is offer free fuel for dumb thoughts. So if you've got one, 131060, this is a judgment-free zone. Load in, baby. We listen. We do not judge. Jump into the dumb thought jacuzzi.

Oh, I love it. All the bubbles are made out of dumbness. All the bubbles are our dumb thoughts. That's right. And we watch them. We can talk about them. Yep. And they fly away.

They fly away. But like I said, we don't judge. No. Because we are dumb ourselves. Yeah. We care every day. In various aspects. In some, we're super smart.

Yeah. May I offer you my dumb thought this morning, Ducco? Of course. You're driving along the road. You're staying in your lane. You're in your car, which has a driver's seat, a passenger seat, and, hey, maybe three in the back. Standard sedan.

In front of you, though, is a bus that can seat 48 people with another 26 standing. Yeah. How is a vehicle that big taking up the same lane size as my car? It's weird, isn't it? How does it work? Physics. On a bus, you will have the driver's seat, but behind that, you might have a two, a

corridor, another two. You could have a truck. You could have a bus. You could have a truck with a... You have a Ram. Those things are huge. Bro, have you seen when the truck is transporting half a house? Yeah.

You know when they can just pick up a house? It must be like a portable situation and they just dump it. It's an oversized load. It might have the little support vehicle saying oversized load, but it's pretty much in the lane. It's pretty crazy to think about. And are buses normally wider than cars? They have to be.

They'd have to be because you're fitting that many more people, but if you genuinely think about your interior, you've got your seat, the console, another seat. In a bus, it's two seats, a corridor, two seats. Yeah, you're right. Then there's the gap. How? Yeah, that is.

It blows my mind physics. That is interesting, actually. How does that work? How does it work? And like I said, if you drive one of those Rams, they're so wide too. I feel like some of those Rams are wider than buses. I think they are. And you're still only fitting one driver and one

passenger. Usually just one dude. And then maybe some people in the back. That's an interesting one. Shapesman. Shapesman. I just wanted to discuss quickly, do you think that objects get jealous? Like my you know I'm double wielding my Apple Watch and my Whoop. Yes.

A lot of comments on the Instagram page. Why is Ducko wearing two fitness watches? Because he's a fit boy. One's on a watch, you know. One's a recovery way of life. People don't know. They don't know fitness. Stuff them.

So do you think, because my Whoop has an alarm, right, and the Whoop vibrates, right, on my wrist so it doesn't make a noise. As in that's your wake-up alarm? That's my wake-up alarm now. And why do you choose the Whoop to wake you up and not the Apple Watch? Because the Apple Watch will die. The battery will die. Yeah, so I've got to charge the battery, whereas the Whoop will last.

So do you reckon the Whoop at night is going, psst, Apple Watch, you suck. You suck. I'm in charge of waking up our boy up. And then I set my iPhone alarm for 15 minutes after my Whoop alarm as a backup. Do you think my iPhone's like, every day it's like getting blue balls. Like, I'm going to go off. I'm going to go off.

And then the Whoop goes. Hang on, the Whoop has effectively done his job. Yes. We're only in a house of two adults. Lucia has her own plates. I will rotate our eight plates because I fear that the plates on the bottom get jealous. So I feel you. Because my phone and Apple Watch are starting to wig out, and I reckon they the plates on the bottom get jealous. They're getting jealous, yeah. So I feel you. Because my phone and Apple Watch are starting to wig out

and I reckon they're getting jealous of the whoop. It's a technical warfare. And the issue is you better hope the whoop never fails you because I reckon to prove a point, your Apple will just go, nah, stuff ya. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. Yeah, yeah.

It could be that two-year time when the Apple phones start to shit themselves and then a new one. Oh, let's go to a dumb bum rice cooker. Yeah. Chosen this show to share a dumb thought. Good morning, Matt. Howdy, howdy. Let's get rowdy.

Let's get rowdy, brother. Howdy, howdy, Matty. Any dumb thoughts percolating in your brain? Oh, when are they not? I have too many. Give us one. One? Okay.

If you are in, like, say, a different suburb and a fly lands in your car and you can't get that sucker out and you end up home, when you open the door and that fly gets out, does it then go, where the hell am I? Matt, I'm going to have to introduce you to young shy guy because... I had the same thing, but I was talking about flying. Of anyone on the team who cares about insects, Ducko and I are worried about inanimate objects.

Ducko is a big insect welfare guy. Shy Guy, yeah. He's thought the same thing. Matt, what do you reckon? Do you reckon they are getting nervous and you've basically kidnapped the bug? I reckon there's wanted posters out. You know, milk cartons go out like missing flies.

In the fly community, yes. Gerald, come back, Gerald. Have you seen Gerald? My family. Do you reckon there's a Crime Stoppers channel for flies? 100%. There's probably, like, a photo of my car driving away with him in there, like, number plates and everything.

Yeah. We're hunting down matter. We never think of the fly and the insect families, do we? No. Think of the children. Think of the children. Think of the children. What if Gerald had kids at home and Gerald's just trying to work an honest living? When I try and trap a bug in my house but I accidentally squish him

and maybe the children are also, they've watched me murder Papa. That's tough. It's tough. Thank you, Matt. Let's have some empathy. Good to see Matt and Shaga on the same page. I love that. I think you found your people.

A couple of insect brains. Maybe you could invite Matt round to your dinner party and enjoy some pistachios. Some tacos. Ooh. Tegan, wrap us up here. Do you have a dumb thought for us? Yeah, so when I was a little kid, Jess, you're going to love this one. When I was a little kid, you know the hay bales, the green, like, that are wrapped in the plastic?

Absolutely. I thought they were cheese. Oh, sis. And what a fantasy land you were living in Yeah, so you're driving past properties and stuff Going, wow, look at all that cheese That's a lot of cheese for that family How are they going to get through all that cheese?

Do you think it was cheese for the family or cheese for the animals? No, cheese for the family Wow, they're going to survive, wow I appreciate you were young But were you ever concerned about refrigeration and that cheese and dairy should not be kept out in the open? I didn't actually think about that. That's fair.

I think if she's seeing hay bales and thinking they're cheese, she's not thinking about refrigeration. Should we go knock on their door? Their cheese is out. All right, good one, Tegan. Tegan, that's great. A couple of dummies say I love it. That's great.

Should we give Tegan some fuel? Yeah, yeah. What do you reckon? Oh, Babs has already taken her. She can have some fuel. Babs, give Tegan some fuel. Tegan, you can have some fuel. Thanks, everyone, for getting involved.

Jeez, it felt good today. Percolate those dumb thoughts. We'll be back next week. It's Friday, baby. Let's dance. Let's dance. And in nine minutes, let's dance for cash. Oh, yeah.

Like we're working at Channelman. Yes. What's dance. And in nine minutes, let's dance for cash. Oh, yeah. Like we're working at Gentleman. Yes. What's the rhino? Are you talking about strip club? Oh, yeah. Pink pony club? Pink pony club. Yeah, we could do that.

Oh, he's a white rhino? White rhino. Sexy rhino? Is there a rhino one? Is there a rhino strip club? Love and Rockets? You know. Yeah, yeah.

Dirty Apple? Rhino strip club. Like we're working at it The Spearmint Rhino Where's that? I don't know It's in my head for some reason Is it an East Lipperinease?

The World's Hottest Gentleman's Club Thank you Okay Don't ask why I know that In the United States Oh, US of A Oh, the United Kingdom and Australia There you go

It's a chain Anyway, we're dancing for cash Like we're at the Spearmint Rhino Less than 10 minutes Alpha bucks $20 per dance it says I once went to it Oh, the United Kingdom and Australia. There you go. It's a chain. Anyway, we're dancing for cash. Like we're at the Spearmint Rhino. Less than 10 minutes. Alpha bucks. $20 per dance, it says. I once went to a place back when I was 18.

One of these sort of places. $5 a dance. And when you say $5 a dance. Mate, it was like, no, no, this was like, this was like the dregs. This was like $5 a dance. That means a one-on-one dance. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think so.-on-one dance? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think so. Is that what that means?

Yeah, yeah. Because they're all dancing, aren't they? Home of the famous $5 dance. Is that one on the billboard outside? You do not want to work at that place. As an 18-year-old who's just gone through puberty or just thereabouts, you could bring $20 and you're like, I'm going to get four dances. Do you?

Well, this is my question. If you've got... And then the troll would come out and you're like, oh my God. What's the, if you've got a pineapple, let's say, if you've got a pineapple. Where do they find these people? Do you ask, can you break a 50? Because I only want one from you, but I'd like to take. Oh yeah.

Or do you have to come in with singles? It's a tough carry trying to. That's very American, but you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you have the note and then asking the dancer, hey, I just want you for five minutes. Because if you give her the 20, but you only want one dance and it's five dance, is she going, well, I'm taking you for four times? Oh, she could.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah. See, I never had that much high cash, but if you had a hundred. What do you do? You've got to break it before you go in. You can't, yeah, because I think the dancer will just take it. They don't have change. I mean, they do. It's around their garters. Where are they keeping think the dancer will just take it. They don't have change. I mean, they do.

It's around their garters. Where are they keeping it? Well, that's it. She doesn't have a bum bag. Yeah. No, they don't. You know, like the bookies at the Raisers? She doesn't have that step bag.

She doesn't have that bum bag and that little hat on. No, she doesn't. Maybe for an extra 20. Destiny with her whale tail and her lower back stamp, tramp stamp saying, Daddy's a little helper. I don't think I'm getting change. Why aren't you Googling, shy guy? Can you break a 50 at Spearmint Rhino?

They have cash machines at the door. Yeah. But they are. ATMs. I'm looking at the. Yeah, but does the ATM spit out in $5? It'll just deal like 50. No, there's some, there's a teller, like at the casino.

Oh, okay. Anyway, I'm looking at it. It says a VIP dance is $100 and that includes three dances. But if it's $20 per dance. Yeah, that's. You're better off not getting the VIP. No, but it must be a VIP lady. No, that's $400.

It includes strawberries and cream. Oh, that's like, wow. You can get strawberries and cream at a club like that? Not strawberrykisses.co. Oh, goodness. Do not bring Nikki Webster into this. Are you telling me I can have a dance and strawberries and cream?

Yeah. With one of their VIP ladies? You'd be eating the strawberries and cream. You'd be like, oh, can I get more of that? Did someone say there was dessert in here? Not to drill down. Not a huge dessert guy. So I'd be like, can we have a nice charcuterie platter?

Instead, destiny. Have you ever been inside a strip club? No. Oh, you must go. Oh, maybe. I honestly, it didn't make an impression on me if I had. No, I don't imagine it would. As the word no came out of my mouth, it felt like a lie,

but I don't have any visual recollection. Oh, God. You know what I'll do? I'll take you back to where I grew up, and I'll take you to home with a $5 dance if it's still going. Bless its cotton socks. I would love to. Goodness me.

I remember driving past a place, and I'd never heard the phrase tits on toast, and I was so curious. I was like, ooh, toast. How do they serve it? And also get your nipples out of marmalade. Would you be turned off by all the nudity and the girls in there doing it? I love breasts.

I do. You see a lot of those. A nice rack. Do they have strip clubs for girls like dudes just with Johnsons floating around? Not that I know of, but it's more those shows. They do the shows. You book with your girlfriends and you go see the Magic Mike dances. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But not the clubs per se. It's a real inequality issue. You can go to a gay strip club. You can. Yeah, but I'm saying. Ladies can go to them. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I guess you're absolutely right then.

That's fair enough. Right. Yeah, I guess. But I guess my brain went heterosexual. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I guess you don't even know the sexual orientation of the dancers. So you're so right. If they just want to see willies wiggling about.

That's if that's what you want to see. The issue is the willy wiggling about. It's not that sexy. And also, see, the girls, they can start off with the boobies. And then they've got a backup. Like, they've got the secret weapon downstairs. Whereas the guys, once it's out, it's like, that's it. That's all you've got.

They should be five bucks because there's no build up. Do you want to see my butt? Nope. You know, it's hard, that's it. That's all you've got. They should be five bucks because there's no build up. Do you want to see my butt? Nope. You know, it's hard, you know. It is hard. How much do you charge for a dance? The $7.50 willy dance just doesn't have the right ring to it. How am I breaking it?

You got change for a ten. Imagine all the 50 cent coins. You're telling me you're going to give me coins back? No, thank you. Goodness gracious. These are the things you must think about, you know. I know we just did dumb thought, but it's continued on. Jess and Ducko in the morning.

Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabugs on here. Alphabugs. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions. We'll start out with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, you can say pass. Of course, we come back.

If there's time, we're playing for 10K, baby. It's Friday. We go to Brendan. Good morning, Brendan. Hi, mate. How are you? Oh, we couldn't be better, Brendan. We couldn't be Brendan better.

We couldn't be Brendan better. We want to give you $10,000. Are you ready to take it off us? Oh, ready's all over there. Very good. Brendan was born ready. He's playing it cool, isn't he? He's us? Oh, ready's all over there. Very good. Brendan was born ready. He's playing it cool, isn't he? He's playing, oh, he's chill.

Keeping those cards close to his chest. What are you up to today, Brendan? Just at work, mate. Yeah. What do you do with yourself? Plasterer. Plasterer. Love that.

A delicate trade, plasterer. Yes, you've got to have a light touch. Great fine motor skills. Very much so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you want to do with the money? Just build a house. It'd be good to just have some money back in the bank. Absolutely. That's never coming back, is it? Brendan's depleted. He'd like to

top off the tank. Did you build your own house, Brendan? Nah, I've done the plastering in it, but obviously. That makes sense. Fair enough. You're not going to get someone else to do the plastering. No, that's it. Alrighty, well let's get Brendan. $10,000 to put in the very much empty bank account. Yeah, let's do it.

The letter you're going to work with. Jeez, we don't see her often. G. Ooh. G for good. You're going to need to be better than good to win $10,000. You're going to need to be great, Brendan. There you go.

Okay. Okay. He doesn't like G. He's not happy about that. Fire up, Brendan. Let's go. He doesn't like G. He's not happy about that. Fire up, Brendan. Let's go. He was open for P. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think he's gone into the zone, I think. I think he's looking up words with G. He's Rolodexing G. That's fair. All right. Your time will start after the first question. Let's do it. Starting with the letter G.

We need you to name something you'd find in your shed. Grass clippers. A school subject. We need you to name something you'd find in your shed. Pass. A pet. Goat. An adverb. Pass. An insect. Pass. A fashion brand. Gucci. A chocolate bar. Ah.

We ran out of time there. Look, we got ourselves six, but possibly five, because I did have a question mark over grammar for school subject. Is grammar a subject? I feel like it's a part of English. It's a part of English. Yeah, that's what I would have thought. But I grammar for school subject. Is grammar a subject? I feel like it's a part of English. It's a part of English. Yeah, that's what I would have thought. But I don't know every school's curriculum.

Neither do I. Neither do I. That's why I was like, is it a grey area? It is certainly a grey area. There might be one school that it's like you've got a grammar class. That does grammar studies or maybe you're in primary school, you study grammar. Maybe.

That's a portion of the day. Look, if we give it to you, that's six. Board game could have been Game of Life or Guess Who, one of my favourites. Game of Life. One of the great games. One of the great games. Tough game, though, the Game of Life. As I said yesterday, you know, life's hard, then you die.

Amen. You know what I mean, Brendan? Here for a good time, not a long time. Come on. That's it. An adverb, anything with L-Y at the end. So it could have been gleefully or giddily. An insect is a grasshopper or a glowworm.

Oh, a glowworm. I told you about the time I saw the glowworms in New Zealand. Oh, did you go to that cave? Yes. Were they good? We took a barbecue bus to the glowworm cave. It was unbelievable. I didn't need to do that.

A chocolate bar could have been a galaxy. Anyway, Brendan, you don't go away with the money, but you do get $100 to spend at Skin Control. That's all yours. Great. Thank you. Thank you, Brendan. Thanks, Brendan. Hey. Thanks. Enjoy the day. That's all yours. Great. Thank you. Thank you, Brendan. Thanks, Brendan.

Hey, enjoy the day, mate. You too, mate. Play out. Plaster well. Plaster the hell out of those walls, baby. Yeah. Jess and Ducko. Customise your dream family home with award-winning Baxco homes.

Ducko's Baby Registry. That's right. Ducko was left in charge of the Baby Registry. You would have been hearing this all week. We saw a PS5 and a Ninja Creamy on there and went, bro, you've done this wrong and you just want this stuff for yourself. So we took it all off you. I wanted the Creamy last night too.

Unfortunately, there were also some things like baby moons and baby bunting vouchers. So Soz was taking it all. Today's, again, you've got to wonder why it was on there in the first place. I need new headphones. An Apple Watch and AirPods. Yeah, everyone loves a good Apple Watch. All thanks to Baxco Homes. Customise your dream family home with award-winning Baxco Homes.

That's right. You had to listen out for that crying baby. Yeah, that's all you needed to do. Just like Kelly. Good morning, Kelly. Good morning. Hey. How are you?

Congratulations. Good morning. Hey. Congratulations. Thank you. What's your plan here? I can see you've got three boys yourself. I have three boys. The youngest is 15, and I think he's desperately in need of some new AirPods because he's lost them apparently. Yeah, you're going to lose them.

Okay. I was going to say, how are we you're going to lose them. Okay. I was going to say, how are we divvying up a watch and ear pods amongst, well, Kelly and the three boys, but all right, it's the youngest who has the need. Yeah. So he can have those. And Kel, Apple Watch for you, obviously. Yeah, absolutely. New watch for mum.

Yes. Well, that is all yours. You got in nice and quick on the phones. Enjoy it, Kel. I did. Thank you. And all the best with baby coming. Thank you, Kelly.

Appreciate that. Jeez, that must be a busy household. Three boys. Jeez, Kelly. That's a tough one. She deserves a little present. And Mondays, because this is back next week. And next week, I hate to say it, but the items.

Well, I don't hate it. I love it for you guys. I hate it for myself. The items get bigger and better. That's right. It is. Holy crap. Is next week your last week before paternity leave?

Second last. Second last. Yeah, there's two weeks to go. Well, it makes sense. We're upping the ante. From next week, it could come any day. So you might hear me on air, then not the next day. Holy, the go bag might be in action.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're right. Next week's prizes, unbelievable. Monday, $1,000 to spend at the Iconic. Crazy. Completely overhaul your wardrobe, your kid's wardrobe. Yep, everything. So listen out for that crying baby.

I had a moment yesterday. I was playing golf and I get a call from Morgan. Shut up. And I was like, oh, no, it's happening. She was just in Kmart asking if I wanted some drawers. But she was like, hey, I'm in Kmart. And I was like, oh, my God. Did you want the drawers?

Holy hell. Well, yeah, we got them. I haven't set them up yet. I love the, you know, the teamwork there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got to ride the drawers without consulting. Thank you. So they were for me. Well, yeah, we got them. I haven't set them up yet. I love the teamwork there. You've got to ride the draws without consulting. Thank you. Well, for me. Oh, understood.

But we are doing a push playlist on the text line, 04888106. Text in any time, any song. Because I'm trying to make this thing big. And if your song is playing when baby is born, you win stuff. That's right. Naming rights. Naming rights. Asterix.

One of the great names, Ducko. Katie Garlick. She said, you want chill vibes and meaning? How about the Beatles? Black Bird. You've had a couple of upbeat ones. This might bring the tone down. What about Rodney?

He's gone to the Lion King for you. Can you feel the love tonight? I can see what's happening. What? See, I've already got a Lion King song. You do. You've got the Rse of Emyar. Yeah, so I don't know if I can have two.

All right, Rodney, thanks for your contribution. How's this? Tanya wants you to have cold chisel. K-San could be fun. Tanya's actually got a couple in the playlist already. She's batting up some goodies. This could be good to add. Couple more for you.

Nikki said learn to fly. The fooies. The fooies. Oh, this could be good. And good friend of the show, Bradley Fabulous. What did Bradley say? He batted up Delta Goodrum Born to Try. How do you feel about that one?

I don't know if you've hit the nail on the head there, Bradley. I know you, Bradley. We know you, Bradley. We appreciate the contribution. But let's keep them coming in. Keep them coming in. 0-4-double-A-double-A-1-0-6-9. Text them.

We're adding to the players. It's two hours long. I need to make it at least four hours. So get your song in, put your name in, Keep them coming in. 0400-881-069. Text them. We're adding to the players. It's two hours long. I need to make it at least four hours. So get your song in, put your name in, and you could win. Jess and Ducko. What movie is so bad? Yep. It's kind of good.

Yeah. The best worst movies. The best worst movies. There's a thread running around on the internet. People are batting up their nominations. I guess you're not hate watching it. No. Because you still want to sit there for two hours.

You still like it, but you know it's bad. But you're sitting there going, this is either so ridiculous or so cringe, but I cannot look away. And I know, and we know. You'd have a lot of these. Bro, this list has rattled me because these are some of my favorite movies. Someone batted up Too Fast, Too Furious, and I want to punch that person. How dare you? The Fast and the Furious franchise is 10 out of 10.

Perfection. It got ridiculous. How it's never won an Oscar, the franchise, I do not know. Think about all the MTV Movie Awards. It's won a few Razzies. I'll tell you that one. Someone's had Bee Movie. Now you just take it.

Bee Movie's a good movie. Take it seriously, please. Thank you. Babs not happy about this one. Someone batted up Shrek the Third. She thinks this is the best of the Shrek franchise. Give us your best quote from Shrek the Third, Babs. Da-da.

It's like I was there. It's like I'm watching the movie right now. I'm looking at Shrek's kid. Da-da. Da-da. How's this one? Magic Mike XXL. What do you mean?

That's the second one, yeah? I believe so. Because the first one was kind of good. The second one. The first one, I don't want to use the word groundbreaking too lightly, but it was very kind of like. No one expected it. Do you know what?

Just to go into the book realm quickly, it's like Fifty Shades. It's so bad. It's good. And you can't help but immerse yourself. We've had a couple of contributions from Rice Cookers, but before we get to those, do you have a nomination, Ducko, for a movie so bad? Yeah.

It's actually good. Mine is anything with Nicolas Cage. I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence. I mean, come on. National treasure. Oh, I love National Treasure. He steals the Declaration of Independence. I do enjoy, because it's so bad, Ghost Rider. Oh, Ghost Rider's fantastic. Where he's like, skeleton is on fire. And there's Rebel Wilson.

I just. Face off where he's swapping faces with people. I mean, what is that? What is that? And have they actually invented that technology? My nomination, I've got a series, five in total, and they're all so bad. They are so good. Have you seen The Final Destinations?

Yes. There's a new one coming out, I'm pretty sure. I saw that. When I was actually looking up, how many are there? Are there four? Are there five? I saw Final Destination six in the works. Oh, my goodness.

The premise, obviously, that these people escape death after one of them has a premonition, and then the universe goes, nah, nah, you were meant to die. Yeah. And they die in the most horrific, ridiculous way. Yeah, the most crazy ways. I don't like horror, but I love gore.

Yeah, right. So Final Destination, perfect for me. A couple of nominations from Rice Cookers. Jess said Twilight. I'm the world's most dangerous predator. Everything about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell. Oh, it's so bad.

It's so trash, isn't it? Lockie batted up Sharknado. Where is Dr. Wobblegum? Sharknado got him. I'm so sorry. Well, everyone's replaceable. I mean, it's a tornado with sharks. I've actually never watched a singular Sharknado,

but I can tell you the plot. But don't you feel like you have? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And one more, Shauna batted up, one of the greys, and I don't want to get Samuel L. Jackson offside, but a movie so bad, it's good. Snakes on a Plane. Great movie. There's so many.

Fantastic film. The list is not short. Yeah, yeah. So we want to get your nominations. 13, 10, 60 for a Friday. What's the best worst movie? Best worst movie. Best worst movie.

It's so bad. It's good. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. What's the best worst movie? That's right. A movie so bad, it's actually good. There's a thread going around online and we want to get your submissions.

Some of these are rocking me, Ducco. I appreciate entertainment, comedy. It's all very subjective. Yeah. But someone said White Chicks. I mean, there's a time and place for a bit of White Chicks. So White Chicks is fantastic. Fantastic.

Couldn't do it now. And it's so quotable. It might be one of the most quotable movies. Someone batted up The House Bunny, and I'd like to expand that, kind of like what you said with Nicolas Cage. Anything with Rob Schneider, it's not great. I mean, The Animal,

all these cameos in the Adam Sandler movie, by extension, The Benchwarmers. Oh, The Benchwarmers is a fantastic movie. Stacey on the text line, I love The Benchwarmers. Oh, The Benchwarmers is a fantastic movie. I am 12. Stacey on the text line, I love The Benchwarmers. That guy who plays Napoleon Dynamite. But let's get some calls on 131060. As you say, we've got that Call of Fame price up for grabs. Jane, good morning.

Good morning. Babe, what's a movie so bad it's actually good? Grease 2. I mean actually good? Grease 2. I mean, I hate Grease 1. What's the premise of Grease 2 for anyone who hasn't seen it? Okay, instead of cars, it's motorbikes. Okay. And it's the opposite in that the good person is the boy.

So he's this British guy. Oh, it's not Travolta or Olivia. Oh, no, Johnny Depp. He didn't come back for Grease 2. Give him a bit of audio for Grease 2. Do you remember this, Jane? Oh, cool writer. She knows the sound.

This is one of Jane's favourites. You will be singing Let's Bowl Tonight and the reproduction song for hours. Okay. Tattooed on Jane's brain. Thank you very much. You can't make a second of something like Grease. No, you can't. And not have your stars come back.

Yeah. And also, in the OG Grease, how were they, kids? John Travolta was like 40. And Olivia with those painted on leather pants. It's not 17-year-olds. Gabby, good morning. Good morning. What's a movie so bad it's good?

I have a gift for you all. Have you seen the film Leprechaun? Oh yeah. How are you? I'm a leprechaun, my dear. Here, this is what you're looking for, right? It's literally about a leprechaun who tortures people. Is it a horror?

Is he the baddie? It's a horror, but it also features Jennifer Aniston being chased by a leprechaun on a child's tricycle. Yeah, it's pretty funny. That feels like it's fitting the bill. Because they just get a small person and make them look like a leprechaun. Okay. And that is how they film the entire thing. Okay.

That's genuinely what they do. That's got to be before her friends start them. I think so. Is that what put her on the director's, in their mind, that she can be a friend? You'd be good in a sitcom. It's a classic movie, Leprechaun. All right, add that to the list.

A Netflix stand? Where do you reckon I could find Leprechaun? I don't know if anyone's paying for the rights to that. Jacob on 131060, what's the movie so bad it's good? Good morning, guys. Zombie Beavers. I've not. There's a beaver in the bathroom. Wait.

I've never seen it, but I'm guessing it's about beavers that become zombies. Yeah. Is that right? I mean, I have so many questions. I don't know how long we can keep Jacob. Is it a horror? Yeah, it is. Of all the creatures to build into your horror film,

do you reckon they were sitting around a table going, what hasn't been done before? Like, we've had sharks and crocodiles and scary actual predators. You know what? Beavers. Let's make a movie about beavers. Jacob loves it. Jess and Daco.

Morgan's Playlist. I was going to say, before you... Dylan wants us to pivot, Ducko. Oh, yeah? Dylan has said, mate, I reckon you scrapped the playlist. Oh, OK. Start the trend of having a live DJ set as Morgan is pushing. I did now. I want a DJ Ducky Fingers to appear,

and I haven't inquired about getting DJ decks. I don't know if Dylan is a DJ. Maybe he's angling for the job. Do you want to DJ my wife's birth? He's also padded up a name suggestion. Yeah? You're having a little girl, Daisy. Daisy. So then she'll be Daisy Duck. Well, how do you know it's not Daisy?

We've already got the name. Oh, Dylan! It could be. It could be Daisy. Stand by, Dylan. Little Daisy Duckalina. But, I think you are set on the playlist. Yeah. I just don't know if there's room in the delivery suite for the full decks and shy guy. I would like there to be. That'd be fantastic. You know.

If I was the one giving birth, possibly, but it's not. It's my wife's call. And she wants a playlist. A playlist. We've had some amazing contributions so far, but it's not long enough. 048-888-1069. Text in. You can call us now.

13 10 60. Get some in. Alicia. Snoop Dogg. Drop it like it, oh, six, nine. Text in. You can call us now. 13, 10, 60. Get some in. Alicia. Snoop Dogg. Drop it like it's hot. Oh, yeah. This is good because you're sort of dropping it out, right? You're dropping it out.

Dropping it out. Well, certain positions. Oh, yeah. Can be a drop. Maybe she'll do on the all fours. Yeah, I've heard about the all fours a couple of days ago. Whatever position gets her through that left next contraction, it could be all fours. Someone asked me if we had a birthing plan and then said,

do you want to see ours? And I was like, no, first of all. And secondly. It's not pictures. I know. But also, like, I'll just do with, we'll just do what they say. Totally. And the thing about the birthing plan is, nine times out of ten,

out the window. It's out the window. So if you get on some tracks, you'll just be anxious. See you later. Woody has batted up Wolf Mother. Oh. Woman. Hey, I think we're going to like this. We've been. Woody has batted up Wolf Mother. Oh. Woman. Hey, I think we're all going to like this.

It'll be a bit upbeat. That's Woody with Wolf Mother offering woman. Woody, Wolf Mother, or woman? What about this? To bring things back a bit, Bernadette wants to hear Isn't She Lovely, Stevie Wonder on the playlist. Time and place for a bit of Stevie. Amen.

It's good work. Nice and relaxed. One more from the text line for you, Ducco. Yeah. I know you love this song. Bit of Vanessa Carl Stevie. Amen. It's good work. Nice and relaxed. One more from the text line for you, Ducco. Yeah. I know you love this song, bit of Vanessa Carlton. Yeah. A Thousand Miles. Actually, I don't hate it.

Is this the song from White Chicks that Terry Crews sings in the car? I think it is. I think it is. This would actually be quite fun if it came on. I think it would be. I was going through a place yesterday with Morgan and she was like, this is a bizarre playlist. And you know, not to get ahead of your birth,

but people might run with this for their own well into the future. Oh, I'll make it public. Make it public. Borg's Push playlist. We've got a Di on 131060. Good morning, Di. Hi, how are you going? We're so good, Di.

Do you have a nomination for a song that would be great on Morgan's Push playlist? Well, I've got two songs, actually. If it's through, if Labor's throughout the night, I thought Hard Day's Night by The Beatles. Oh, yes. That's a good one. It's been a hard day's night.

And then at the finale, at the very, very finale of When Bub's Just Born, What a Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong. And I think to myself. Oh, yeah. That was really special for me because that was a song that was playing in the waiting room when I found out I was pregnant. Oh, that's good.

And after me trying for 13 years, I had that song playing. That would have been nice. That would have been a great moment. That would have been a great moment. There you go. I like this diet. I don't mind a bit of Wonderful World. That's very nice.

Again, as we said, Morgan sort of wanted a mix of the pump up and chill and bring it back, focus on her breathing techniques. That's nice. Thank you, die. We'll add that. Thank you, die. Add it to the list. Add it to the list.

These are some good ones. Lots of rice cookers calling in. We've got a bit of Creed on there. Did we put my arms wide open? With arms wide open, we did have a nomination. How to fly. Someone batted up the horses, Ducko. How do we feel about Daryl being on your playlist?

I mean, I don't mind it. I don't know if Morgan will vibe the horses. Yeah. Because it's so classic. It just feels like that's the end of the wedding song. You know, there's a time and place for the horses. I don't know if the delivery suite is it. I do feel like as well the horses has been overdone.

Yeah, couldn't agree more. And also, you know how we said naming rights. You don't want, you know, insert baby's girl name. Oh, yeah, the horse. Daryl. Yeah, oh, Daryl. Alan Duffy. So are you going to name it of the rice cooker who gives it

or of the artist? I can't remember the rice cooker who batted it up, so I'm going with Daryl. Keep them coming in. Keep texting in 048888106. I've got a bunch of calls coming through. Babs is taking those. We are adding them to the playlist, okay?

You know, little asterisks. Can I just make one? Yeah. Caveat for the rice cookers. Stop saying push it by salt and pepper. Yeah, we've had that a few times. It's already in there. We've had it more than a few. We've had it about 25. It's in there. Okay, we get it. We know. Jess and Ducko.

I had a little idea yesterday. We all seem to message. I know, Jess, you do a fair bit. Shaga does. I don't know that so much about Babs. We all seem to message via Siri sometimes, particularly if you're driving. That's right. Apple CarPlay. What an invention. Yeah.

Obviously, we don't text and drive. But if the group chat's popping off. Hey, Siri. You've got to be a part of it. The hardest thing is when the group chat's going so fast and you're trying to hear Siri and she's trying to keep up with it. Yes. And you're trying to see what things are set.

But I realized yesterday when I was speaking to Siri while I was driving to send a message to you guys that I speak to Siri so weirdly. You caught yourself. I caught myself going, this is what I sound like. And I wanted to know what we all sound like when we speak to Siri in our own time. Can you use Siri in your Volkswagen vehicle? No. I can hear the group chat going like ping, ping.

And I'm like, oh, got to wait until I get home. Can't check in here. It can wait, mate. Because I don't have Apple CarPlay or anything. Yeah, yeah. But you can still use Siri in your general life. Yeah, yeah, I still can. I still do it, like set a reminder or put a timer on.

I can't comprehend when people use Siri not in the car. Like that feels so weird to me, just standing in an office saying, hey, Siri, text. Oh, yeah, yeah. Send a text too. You can use it obviously anytime. You can tell when I use Siri because she uses proper pronunciation and grammar. She capitalizes letters.

You do not. There's commas in there and stuff. So I've got us all to record a sentence. So we record into our phones like we're speaking to Siri. It's all the same sentence just so, you know, we can all hear it. And I want to see if we all sound different or how you think you sound to Siri because I think I sound pretty weird. Have you got yours there?

I've got mine. Do you want to start with mine? Yeah, I'd like to hear how you read this. And can I just put a caveat as well? Ducko gave us the scenario, so this is what we all... I thought long and hard about what to say. This was the script we were working with. Hey, Siri, send message to Ducko.

Hey, bro, do not forget your jockstrap tomorrow for the shy guy surprise party. Full stop. Babs is going to bring some cake and Jess will put on fresh deodorant so she doesn't smell. LOL. Okay, cool.

Thanks. I am rattled. I would never have pegged you to have given Siri punctuation. When I need a new sentence, when I need to go new sentence, I tell it a full stop. Do you guys tell it a full stop? No. Yeah, man.

Play mine. Okay. I am rattled. Hey, Siri, send message to Ducko. That's so quick. Hey Siri, send message to Ducko. So quick. Hey bro, do not forget your jock strap tomorrow for the shy guy surprise party. Full stop. Babs is going to bring some cake and I will put on fresh deodorant so I don't smell.

Full stop. Lol, okay, cool, smell. Full stop. Lol, comma, okay, comma, cool, thanks. Full stop. Granted, more punctuation. Heaps. Heaps, because I'm very, I take a lot of pride. I will go in and check once I've pulled over, once I've stopped to see how it eroded.

See if she did you dirty or not. And I get very, oh, God, it's confusing without a comma or a full stop sometimes. But see, your flow and pace of speaking is kind of normal. Like, you stopped down a few words, like deodorant, I was like, she's not going to get this. Yes, and I'm very, I think I hit my T's in natural life pretty hard, but on Siri, I'm really clear on hitting the sounds.

And then you're driving like, I want to. Okay, now I'm keen to see Sharga and Babs. I feel like you guys are going to be different. We've got Babs here. Hey, Siri. Send a message to Ducko saying, Hey, don't forget your jockstrap tomorrow for the Shy Guy surprise party. Babs is going to bring some cake,

and Jess is going to put on fresh deodorant so she doesn't smell. Lol. Thanks. See, you just spoke normally. You spoke normally. Does she pick that up? Yeah, she's pretty smart. You got a lot of faith in your theory.

Yeah, I get worried that she's not going to do it or it's going to come out weird or she doesn't hear me. If I'm speaking too fast, she just either misinterprets or just the word is slightly off and can change the whole meaning of the message. Isn't it funny? The two millennials here and then the Gen Z is just chatting to Siri like they're mates. We don't trust our AI. We speak to her like she's an idiot.

All right, Shy Guy. Yep. I'm keen to see where you range. Hey Siri, send a message to Doco. Hey bro, don't forget your jockstrap tomorrow for Shy Guy's surprise party. Babs is going to bring some cake and Jess will put on some fresh deodorant so she doesn't smell. Lol.

Okay, cool. Thanks. Surely she doesn't get that. She actually texted it to you. There was no grammar whatsoever. You were putting all the inflection and a bit of sass. Yeah, well sometimes it works better because I swapped my Siri for chat GBT. Sometimes

it's better, but it didn't work. She didn't get you because you sent it to me. Hey, bro, do not forget your jockstrap tomorrow for the Shark Guy surprise party. Dad is going to bring some cake and just put on fresh deodorant so she doesn't smell. Do you know what? There's also the issue, isn't it, with a word that's not a word.

Babs is not in the dictionary. When I say Babs, I go Babs. Mine works so quick. If I do like what Babs did, a lot of pausing when you said lol. Okay. Mine would have already gone, are you ready to send? Do you want to send it when she cuts you off halfway through? Yeah.

Interesting. When you and I were going back and forth yesterday, the number of times I had to, I'm not finished talking. I'm still going. When you do a really long message. Yeah, yeah. Okay. All right. We've all got different techniques. We a really long message? Yeah, yeah. Okay. All right.

We've all got different techniques. We don't do grammar and you guys do. Yeah. And I say LOL for LOL. You guys just LOL. I learned that today. Yeah. I'm going to start speaking.

I'm going to free flow to Siri. Do it. Just start spitting. That's fine. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alpha Bucks on here. This would be great for your Friday. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer.

Can't use the same answer twice. If you're unsure, just say pass. We come back, of course, if there is time. We're playing for 10K. Our player today is Katrina. Hello, Katrina. Good morning. Katrina, there's a light flashing, so let's be fast.

What do you want to spend $10,000 on? I just want to be fast, so new furniture. Do we have a fire alarm going off right now? Yeah. Let's do this fast. Your letters are Katrina. Uh-oh. Okay.

Babs, this is a fire warden. This is so funny. Are you ready? Go warden, Babs. Okay. Okay, we go. Your time will start after the first question. We need you to name a food.

Ratatouille. A body part. Part. A country. Russia. A caffeinated drink. Part. A musical artist. Oh, my God.

So hard. A movie. A form of exercise. Running. An adverb. All right. Okay. Oh, my God.

That was hard. Hey, hey, as we look Okay. Oh, my God. That was awful. Hey, hey, as we look back on them, you got yourself three. Three. That's what I expected. Historically, I'm terrible at this. Oh, yeah. Hey, historically, you're terrible, and it was proven today on the air. Yes.

Our food could have been, no, you got that. Our body part could have been ribs, a caffeinated drink, Red Bull, a music artist, Rihanna, and a movie. Rocky, Rush Hour, there's a fair few. It was just so stressful. That is, it's stressful, that sound effect. Yeah, it gets you. You don't go away empty-handed, though. $100 to spend at Skin Control, coming your way.

Perfect. Thank you, Katrina. Thank you for joining the show. Thank you. Thanks, Katrina. Now, what's the go here? Is this real? We actually need to leave.

Yeah, no, the GM just gave us the fingers. We'll play a couple of songs and we'll be back when we can. Yeah, absolutely. Thanks, Katrina. Now, what's the go here? Is this real? We actually need to leave. Yeah, no, the GM just gave us the fingers. We'll play a couple of songs and we'll be back when we can. Absolutely, stick with us. It's probably a classic case of nothing. Yeah, we'll be back. Jess and Ducco. Shaga, there's a fire going on. There is a fire, I think.

Jess has already run. There's an alarm going off. We don't know if there's a fire yet. Jess isn't great in a crisis. She's just going out of here in panic. Take a stand, Jess, on the lift. I'm putting my body in a line for the people to give you. Shy Guys Diary.

Please enjoy the week that was. Well, what a week it's been with Jess, on the lift. I'm putting my body in a line for the people to give you Shy Guy's Diary. Please enjoy the week that was. Well, what a week it's been with Jess and Ducko. We started the week insulting producer Babs, who came to work dressed like a pirate. It's a blouse and it's got the ruffle pirate puffy shirt look. It was the grandma part, I think. Is it the grandma part that upset you? I'm not upset.

Babs, can you do an Oh My God in pirate? That's all right. You can think about it. You've got time. It's our early life. Go on. I can't. Do a lead in.

Do a lead in like, to get in the head space and then roll it on. Okay, okay, okay. End scene. Oh my God. You're not bad. But I don't want to be a pirate. There was a study that highlighted the fact that Gen Z has forgotten how to walk

and it got us thinking, how did Jess and Ducko walk about town? This is where the foot hits the ground more or less completely flat instead of using, like... Oh, the rock motion. The heel to toe. So, basically, this is someone who would walk like that. In fact, this is just audio of Jess coming to the studio this morning. I have told you.

So this is Jess rolling into work. And then if you hear me coming into work. I have told you. My husband has flagged the stomping. Yes. I wouldn't expect you to run as fast as me. This is just me on a brisk walk. Yeah, but you're constantly on your tippy toes trying to get more height.

It's not fair. I've got little legs. There's not much distance. I'm just, I'm zooming around. See ya! Uh, so apparently... That's why you're so lean. You're just burning energy all the time. To three of your steps, I'd take 40. Jess wanted to know if she

overreacted to something her husband Angus did the other night to her. Spoiler, she did. So I've strolled out to the living room, completely starkers. Okay. Turn on the TV, watch my stories. All I wanted was to decompress. You have a fabric couch. You're getting cracks and crevices on fabric is where I went, it's yours.

Yes, it's mine. Just let me know where you sit next time I come over. The dog's butthole is constantly on. So true. The baby smushes her banana into it. I'd rather smoke baby banana than, no, it's mine. Just let me know where you're sitting next time I come over. The dog's butthole is constantly on the... So true. The baby smushes her banana into it. Like, who cares? I'd rather smush baby banana than... No, I'm joking.

Continue, sorry. Angus was pottering. He walks past me and goes, Oh, do you want me to get you a sheet? See, he's had the same thought. He's had the exact same thought. Do you want me to get you a sheet? No one wants mud button on the couch, okay?

My thought was he wanted me to cover up. And I was like, how dare you? How dare you? This body is exquisite. How dare you want me to cover up? And I went from zero to 100 in the whisper yell. Would you say it was an overreaction? What did he do when you blew up?

He walked away. If you've ever seen the show Severance on Apple TV+, you'll know what's currently going on at Ducko's place. And if you haven't seen the show, maybe skip over the next 30 seconds. The idea of Severance is essentially you can get your brain severed. You are two different people. So when I go to work, I become my innie because your brain switches over

and you don't know who you are outside. I don't know who I am anywhere else. It's just I work with my colleagues and I do my job. Then you go up the lift, you leave, and you go out and you're you again. And you don't know what your innie does. So Morgan and I have developed our own innies and outies. So my innie, because my name's Nick,

my innie is Nick A, right? But my outie's Ducko. For example, if I forget to take the rubbish out, or when Morgan... Oh, we blame you! Yeah, yeah, yeah. When Morgan notices there's divots in the yard from the golf club, she goes, why'd you do that? I go, no, no, that wasn't me. That was Nick

A. Because her innie's Bork, and her outie's Morgan. And Morgan R. So when Bork, you know, leaves something to soak but doesn't put hot water in it, or detergent... And you question Morgan R. Yes! She goes, that was Bork. That was Bork leaves something to soak but doesn't put hot water in it or detergent And you question Morgan R Yes She goes, that was Bork That was Bork

And is that a good excuse for either of you to accept that and move on Or do you still get mad at Morgan R and Nick A Well, that's it for this week And remember, just because you dream it, doesn't mean you did it Because you know what I dreamt last night? Oh, you had a dream That I was the ambassador Yes Trying to quell tensions between Russia and Ukraine.

Wow. Bro, I am exhausted. Wow. I genuinely have woken up in a tizz. Trump, I thought Trump already did this. Maybe it was a dream of me as Trump. I don't know what. It's like I've done another full-time job after we finished our full-time job yesterday.

Was Vladimir not listening to you? Vladimir Anzalensky? Yeah. I was in the middle of the... I literally was doing the whole... You know when you try and keep fighting boys at the pub apart? Yeah, yeah. Hands up.

It got physical. Yeah, right. I'm trying to pull out all this diplomatic terminology. I don't even watch the news because I find the news depressing. Yeah. Why is this in my head? That's funny. Why did that pop in there?

Shogo, you have a dream? I don't think I dream. It's just darkness. That's funny. Why did that pop in there? Shy Guy, do you have a dream? I don't think I have a dream. It's just darkness. That's Shy Guy every night. I've come to talk with you again. The sound of Shy Guy See you next week, rice cookers. Jess and Ducco

What do you spend too much time doing? There's monotonous things where you just spend so much time doing it. A new study has come out revealing that Australians spend 11 days a year searching for what to watch on streaming services. Bro, it's one of life's great challenges. What do you want to watch? What do you want for dinner? And then what do you want to watch?

If you are not in the middle of a series that you know I can just hit, boom, play, and the next episode's going to roll, I've gotten into the habit now, Ducko, because too many meals went cold. I couldn't have a bite without seeing something on the telly, which just feels so awful, doesn't it? You need it. We sit down and watch it. So now I will go, right, pick my show, pause it, go make dinner.

Yep. If I'm on my own, obviously. So also you pre-show pick. I pre-show pick because you know how I feel about temperature of meal. Yeah, totally. But I get it. Integral. That does not surprise me.

We are wasting that much of our lives just trying to choose. So it's been a new study done by streaming giant Max. Is that HBO? Yeah, Max. Is that HBO? Yes, it is. It's collected data showing that Aussies spend an average of 42 minutes each day searching for something to watch. Based on the data through just February this year, people spending roughly 37 minutes during the week

and a whopping 56 minutes on the weekend sifting through options. That's not plus then watching the show or movie. It's just trying to decide what to consume. And then you go back to your old faithfuls. Like for me, it's the US office. For me, it's Brooklyn Nine-Nine. If there's nothing, you just go back to your old faithful stuff and let's watch that. Or you spend so much time, this has happened a few times, trying to watch something that you don't watch anything.

100%. You just go, you know what? Let's sit in silence. If you knew how many times Angus and I have watched Ratatouille because of that exact thing. Just old faithful. We know we're going to enjoy it. Interesting old faithful, but it's one. So what do you spend too much time doing?

For me, out of the streaming realm, I spend way too much time untangling the crinkle hose cord. Oh. Because I'm hosing my lawnmower. Are you not putting it away nicely? I fold it, but I don't have a thing that people do where you can actually fold it on something. You need the hose link. I do need the hose link. Birthday in September, shy guy.

What a present. And then it always gets crinkled and you've got to go through and you lose your power flow. My nozzle loses the flow and I've got to go through and unkink it. I spend too much time unkinking my hose. That's why you need the device so when you end, you know, the next time it's easier.

Yeah. For me, it's not recent, but as a teenager, I was very, very particular with my iPod music. You know, you'd download, this is back in our day, LimeWire. Yeah, LimeWire. If LimeWire didn't download all the assets, it would appear funky on your Apple Music. I spent that long making sure song title was perfect and capitalized, artist was correct.

If it didn't load the album artwork, I would research what album did this song come from, save the album artwork, load it to make sure my iPod was pristine. Mine was all just loose. I can't even imagine the chaos. It's like how do you save contacts in your phone? People use first and last name annoy me. I just put them all in the first name. Dude, I do first name, last name and company if need be.

It's all first name. It's all in the first name. I got really annoyed because for five years I knew you as Nick. Oh, I had you saved as Nick Allen Duckett because that is your name. Yes. But every time I'd go to text you, I would look for Ducko and it would never appear. I know, Shaga. I have only just recently changed you.

To Ducko. Flat out Ducko. Yeah, that's what you need to. Shaga, what are you spending too much time doing? Keep it PG rated, thanks. Yeah, come on, mate. It's always PG rated. We know what you're doing, you're right.

Not with you, champion. No, cleaning my car. Oh. You could eat off your seats. He is so clean. I look in your car sometimes. And he's one of those classy people who's like,, cleaning my car. Oh. You could eat off your seats. He is so clean. I look in your car sometimes. And he's one of those classy people who's like, sorry, the car's filthy. It's like nothing on the floor.

Nothing on the floor. You will not find one Macca's french fry under his seat. Like every car has that. But shy guys, no. Yeah. I want to like get the tiny specks of dirt out of the cup holder. Wow. Are you vacuuming your car once a week?

I used to. I've been lazy. I think it's very dirty now. It's probably not if you went to go to the bathroom. No, it's not at all. It's cleaner than my brand new car that I get. Okay, 131060, what are you spending way too much time doing? Jess and Ducko.

Jess and Ducko. What do you spend way too much time doing? That's right. New research about how much time Aussies are spending not consuming TV shows. Nope. Just trying to pick one. Pick one to watch. 11 days a year in total, Aussies are searching to watch something.

42 minutes every day searching for something to watch. Based on data just through February this year, we spend roughly 37 minutes during the week and a whopping 56 minutes on the weekend, shifting through viewing options. Probably could have learned a language if we'd utilized that time better. Absolutely. You know? Learned a new skill.

We need like an Ask Jeeves-esque for the streaming platforms. Hey, Jeeves, what should I watch tonight? These are the shows that I've liked and haven't liked. Go. But these are the, you know, Netflix will say, rate this show so then we can bat ones up. And it does do recommended for you. Yes.

But then I'm always spot on. But then it betrays you with one really bad recommendation. Yeah. You don't know me at all. You lose complete trust for it. Absolutely. Ellie on 131060, good morning to you. Hi, how are you?

Couldn't be better, Ellie. What do you spend too much time doing? Okay, let's be honest. And Ducker, you're going to understand really soon. So repeating yourself to children and cleaning up after children. Do you do the nightly reset? You're just like, right, they're all in bed, better go reset the house just for it to be destroyed again tomorrow. Oh, it's just, it's horrific. It's's just you spend every single minute of either stop doing that, don't do that, don't do this, please do this. We've spoken about this.

Stop it. Yes, yes. It's a good conversation to have with a two-year-old. They really understand. Keep you really sane. That's a good one. Thank you, Ellie. Oh, sexy Donna.

Hi, Donna. Hi, how are you? Yes, so good, Donna. What do you spend too much time doing? Better than what you. Hi, Donna. Hi. How are you? Yes, so good, Donna. What do you spend too much time doing? Better than what you're on, Donna. Amen. I spend too much time doing the groceries online because I think it's saving time rather than going to the shop. Glad you said that because every time I've tried to do them online, Donna, I find it so difficult.

Yeah. Like, I'm like, you don't know what you need. And you're not triggered by things. You know, when you walk down the aisle to get olive oil, and then out of the corner of you, I say, oh, you see the roasted peppers? Yes, I will get those. Yeah, yeah. Whereas, that might be niche just for me.

Yeah, that's a niche. I love a marinated pepper. Most people say a Mars bar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Back in a go. I always have roasted peppers in the house. Donna, I get it, though, because then you're just going, I've got to type it in. I've got to find it. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Got to get the special. Got peppers in the house. Donna, I get it, though, because then you're just going, I've got to type it in. I've got to find it.

Yeah. Yep. Yep. Got to get the special. Got to find the special. Thank you, Donna. We go to Sam on 131060. Sam, what are you spending too much time doing?

Looking up recipes to cook for the family. Oh, man. Like you said, Ducko, trying to decide what to have for dinner. It's the age-old debate, isn't it? And then, Donna, I imagine the family never appreciate what you do regardless. No, I've got seven to feed, so someone's not happy. What do you end up making for seven?

Is it just like big spag bowls and things like that, nicely? That is the go-to, lasagna, spag bowls. Yeah. Pasta dishes. You need big bulk things. Absolutely. The pots in Sam's house must be ginormous. The pots and pans would get an

absolute workout. Jess and Ducco. Call the fan. Call the fan. Call the fan. We're the pros.

Just for getting involved in the show, you could walk away with $500 to spend online at TVSN this week. Where beauty begins, you can shop at L'Occitane, the beauty chef. And more at tvsn.com.au. Wonderful contributions this week. Always good. Superb. I'm giving the rice cookers A+.

A+, this week. No notes. That was an A-, but... Whoa. But, hey, let's roll around. I was feeling generous. Maybe. Maybe. We love it. Someone stood out That was an A-. But hey, I'll feel generous. Maybe. We love it. Someone stood out though, Ducko.

Someone we've been talking about for the past 24 hours. Yesterday on the show, we wanted to know what happened with the delivery driver. After a couple have gone viral this week. One for licking a cat, caught on the ring doorbell camera and another guy in Sydney Uber Eats taking a leak in an elevator,

holding the Uber Eats bag before he delivered the dumplings. Not an ideal place to leak. No. Yeah. Greg called us, though. Yeah. Used to work with delivery drivers. Yeah, he used to.

Delivering something very, very niche. We used to pick up John Doe's from the airport and take me out to the uni at North Ryde. Like cadavers. Yeah, America sells cadavers. And we used to pick them up. The quickest way to get out there is going out a road that's got a transit lane on it.

One of the guys used to put the body in this passenger seat so you could use a transit lane. Shut up. You could do the T2 lane so you didn't get done. Hang on. A real dead body. Well, he'd just prop up the dead body in the passenger seat, buckle them in, and it'd look like they were having a snooze.

Yeah, they're sort of wrapped. Sort of like a mummy, but not a mummy. Oh, understood, understood. Unlike Greg's colleagues having to have a spare T-shirt and shorts in the boot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a weekend at Bernie's. Just dress him up. Unbelievable.

You can hear how excited we were getting at that. There were so many questions. I could have had Greg on for half an hour. We had questions, but we ran out of time. But, Greggy, it won you the call. Same. Yo. Bam.

Yo. What more can I say? Are you still in touch with this guy, Greg, the driver? I thought you said the big guy. No, we know they're dead. No, great stuff, Greg. Thank you for getting involved in the show. Thanks, mate.

I appreciate it. No, it was good fun. Well told, Greg. You're wild. Made me really think of every time I get into T2 lane now, I'm going to be like, what? Have a look at passengers. If you see a bloke very pale, resting, looks like he's asleep. Yeah, it's Greg. really think of every time I get into T2 lane now, I'm going to be like, what? Have a look at passengers.

If you see a bloke very pale, resting, looks like he's asleep. Yeah, it's Greg. He might be dead body. It's Greg and his mate. As well, we should say as well, because the push playlist has been going so well. Thanks to everyone contributing on the text line for 888-106-9 or calling in. That's right. We've got a few more. We want to hear a couple more.

Yeah, let's get a few more. A couple more. Shout out to Sam, batted up Counting Crows accidentally in love. Hey, this is good. That's a great song. It's from Shrek as well. And I was about to say, stay with the Shrek soundtrack. Come on, Babs, give us your quote.

Da, da. Emily also batted up Smash Mouth. Jeez, that movie's ahead of its time. I like both these. I think we should look at the rest of the Shrek soundtrack for you. Yeah, we should. One, two, and three. Lydia, I'm a big fan of this one, Darko.

She wants to hear a little bit of Swedish House Mafia. Yeah, I don't have the hook for it, but I got the song. Don't you worry, child. It's funny I just said Lydia wants to hear it. She won't be in the room. She wants you to hear it. Yeah, mate. I got the song. Don't you worry, child. It's funny I just said Lydia wants to hear it. She won't be in the room. She wants you to hear it. Yeah, mate. I hate her to hear it. I'm vibing. I like that the Rice Cookers are picking this mainly for me

and I appreciate it. No one more so than our friend Emily Ducker. What did she say? She's trying to tell me she walked down the aisle to this song. I have questions. What? Benny Benassi Cinema. And Gary Go? Iconic! She did say for the wedding she walked down to the acoustic version just of Gary Go. Oh yeah. This is fantastic.

She goes, the lyrics are really poignant. Well, I could watch you forever. You know, you're a cinema. I could watch you forever. And you, you know, had a stint in Hollywood. Oh, yes. Kind of works on many levels. It does.

So I'm going to add those. Keep those coming. Oh, you don't like them? Mel says shepherds coming home. I mean, they're, you know, it's a bot. They're from a home city. It's a bot. Yeah, so anyway, keep adding them, keep texting in.

We'll keep it going. The playlist is now about two hours and 20 minutes long. That's right. I want to get it to at least three. I think three or four would be ideal because if you did have to go back to the top, if the labor goes longer, I feel like enough time has passed. Has passed. Yeah, she won't know.

You know, but two hours, that feels like, I just heard that. Yeah. You know? Morgan did say, there could be a chance I get so annoyed by these songs in the labour and they're not the vibe that I tell you to just turn it off. And I'm like, well, sweetie, we can't do it. We've said we're going to give the people what they want and naming rights possibly. That's where you flick over to the Jess and Ducko podcast.

Oh, that's what I'll do. You know? Talk about me shabby, miggle-oos, hoo-ha. That's what your daughter's born to. I mean, not a bad way to enter the world. Hey, it's been a great week. Don't forget, next week, though, the gift baby registry is the gift that keeps on giving.

It's bigger and better next week, because on Monday, $1,000 to spend at the Iconic. And you know what we're going to do? Follow us, Jess and Ducko, on Instagram. We're going to tell you everything available. Oh, nice. It's the last week. Why not?

Very big thanks to Baxco Homes because they have just allowed us to really go ham, giving the rice cookers these wonderful things. Call of Fame next week, $500 to spend at Budgie Smuggler. How are we fitting all this in? Alpha Box, $10,000. You know what's happening, 6.30am. Oh my God. We'll all be here.

Yeah, Shy Guy, the duck man. You are finally, finally going to tell me what this hands-on-hands business is. Oh yes. Cool, so I don't have to come on Monday then. I sent you and me. Maybe wash your hair and then we'll reassess if you can come. You didn't wear your fire warden hat today and it threw me. Yeah, on Monday I'm going to explain to you what me and my obstetrician are doing,

involving hands on hands. I've got, I've, I've, and you know me, I love a spoiler. Yeah, I'm glad you've refrained. We'll learn together. From Googling or asking any questions. I want you to, I want you to watch the movie Ghost on the weekend. Ghost? The one with the pottery scene?

Yeah, yeah. Okay, Swayze? Yeah. Demi? Just the pottery scene. Just the pottery. Okay, Swayze. Yeah. Demi. Just the pottery scene. Just the pottery scene. And then... Whoopi.

How could I forget Whoopi? Oh, Whoopi in that. Whoopi's in that. I want to say Oscar nominated. Best Whoopi Goldberg film. Karina Karina. Oh. I thought you were going to go Sister Act.

I love Sister Act. I love one and two. Karina Karina is fantastic. I don't think I've seen it. What about Sandlot Kids? So good. She's in the Sandlot Kids. Or, no, Kids? So good. She's in the Sandlot Kids. Or, no, Little Rascals.

She's in Little Rascals? Yeah. I didn't know that. She's one of their mums. What? With Alfalfa? Yeah. I had no idea.

She's got a little cameo role in it. Have you seen Little Rascals, Sharga? That's up your alley, mate. No. You would like it. It's actually up your alley. I haven't seen any Whoopi Goldberg film. Not even Sister Act?

Maybe The View. That's not a film, is it? No, it's a TV show. You watch Karina Karina. Okay. I will watch, it might just be Karina. Anyway, and I will watch Little Rascals. And Shy Guy will watch her whole back catalogue.

Just watch Little Rascal. You do. I don't. Your robo-back isn't talking to you that much. You got an engagement party this weekend, don't you? I do. Alright, either side of that. I reckon we could fit in sister act one and two.

For someone who says he doesn't have a lot of mates, he goes to a lot of engagement parties and baby showers. Yeah, because that's where I'm at in my life. All my friends are having kids or getting married or getting engaged. Does it make you go, I want that or nah? You don't care? Happy to be around it? Not at all.

Have a glass of non-alcoholic cider? You'll be there. This is good. It ends at four. Oh, you would love that. Yeah. This is a great time for you. Yeah.

It's like a lunch start. It's great. What I'm hearing is there's time to watch a Whoopi Goldberg movie. Yeah, there's never time to watch a Whoopi Goldberg movie. Never. Hey, we are out of here. Enjoy your weekends, and we'll see you Monday. Bye-bye.

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