Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | How do you thrust without gravity?

Episode Date: May 21, 2025

Ducko's put his foot in at at trivia and Jess asked Angus the wrong question at the wrong moment which backfired, we also asked what makes your feel smug?Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Macca's new Tennessee barbecue range, now touring for a limited time. Jess and Dago! This is the Jess and Dago podcast. Welcome to the podcast. Love that. Yeah. Bow bow bow bow her and I said, yeah! Oh, yeah, is that Lil Jon? Oh, it's Usher now, I think.

I think it's Usher feat Lil Jon. God, we're jumping around today. Yeah. Friday's live though, you know? I mean, it's got us in the mood. Would you go to a Friday's live, Babs? Is that your vibe? I couldn't do the line-up.

Like, do you like R&B stuff? I do, but I probably wouldn't go. Okay. Only because, like, none of my friends really listen to R&B. No. So. I suppose you can't really answer for the youth. But I was gonna say to people your age and like 20 listen R&B anymore. Yeah, they would. 100%. Like people my age would be going. Who is a modern R&B artist? Is that a Jack Harlow? Is that Kendrick? Kendrick of course. I would say like Sizzle maybe. Yes. Oh, Dochey. Would you call her R&B? Yeah, I would.

R&B's such a loose term. Yeah, I was gonna say. Cause you've got rap, R&B and hip hop. So I'm like, what do they like to be known as? But if we look at previous Fridays Live lineups, they do span kind of across the genre. Our Fridays Live. Like I call Kelly Rowland pop,

but she has headline R&B Fridays. I'm like, oh no, she's R&B. Yeah, absolutely. A country that does love R&B Friday. So I'm like, Oh no, she's R&B. Yeah, absolutely. A country that does love R&B though, New Zealand. 660 they love. Scribe? How many do you know flow like this? Not many.

Absolutely. A fun fact about Scribe. Talk to me. He got a, do you know who Scribe is? Not many, if any. How many do you know got the skills going? Rock a show like this. Uh huh.

Uh huh. I don't know anybody. Scry went to jail for, I don't know what it was. I don't think it was murdering. Please say it was. Tell me embezzlement or something. Yeah, I think something like that. Let's go with that. But he got out of jail after having been there for a period of time, I don't know, a couple

of years and they got him straight away to sing at the Warriors rugby league game when they made the finals Up the was In 2023 or whatever it was So it's like Scribes fresh out of jail here he is How many dudes you know for all that business Check check to the mic check one two to the crew Do you have what he went to jail for?

Drugs Ah that's alright What dealing or doing? It says a... just offences Supplies bad but if he was caught with some... Warrants for arrest, drug related offences. There was more than one. I mean if the whars have gone, yeah you're right.

Yeah you'll be right. I think Jess and Darko can say yeah you're right too. Yeah you'll be right. So maybe we still play Scribe a bit. I think I bat them up for a Forgotten Banger once and it didn't go up at all. Not enough Kiwis voting. Not enough Kiwis voting. Unfortunately.

The reason we're in New Zealand. Oh should I take us to New Zealand? Cha cha New Zealand? I only want to go to Middle Earth Obviously, you know what's pissing me off? Talk to me. I'm going to New Zealand in a couple of months and the Hobbiton Which I really want to do more than anything is you're gonna go New Zealand if you don't go to Hobbiton It's in the North Island. We're only going to the south and we look because the South's more beautiful. I feel like two and a half weeks Two weeks. Bro. But then we looked at like find 48 hours. We. I think I feel like two and a half weeks. Ah, two weeks. Bro. But then we looked at like- Find 48 hours.

We want less travel time with our kid, right? So we're going to the South and we're going to a few destinations and we looked at, okay, then we'll have to get a plane to the North. And it was like, do we start in the North and get a plane to the South? Then we had to cut out a place. Yeah, but aren't you visiting family somewhere? Along the way, yeah. Fuck that.

Go to Hobbiton. Stuff them. What are you going to do? Have a stroganoff with your cousins? Boring. I live in Waterton though. You can go. The wineries, the snow. It is nice there but Hobbiton is so fun. Here's the thing, Morgan wasn't that keen to go to Hobbiton but I was like it would be so good like I really want to go when else are we gonna go back to New Zealand. Bro we had the nerdiest little tour guide for our group. He dressed as a Hobbit. He was so passionate. It was such an experience. And aren't the Kiwis dining off that from the early 2000s? Hey man, you know Peter Jackson has a slice

of that pie? So you know that your hard-earned money going towards your ticket is lining the pockets of Peter Jackson. Like it's a great cause. The man does love pie, have you seen the size of it? I think the thing with Hobbiton, with, yes he does, the thing with Hobbiton with yes He does the thing with Hobbiton Maybe the first or even the trilogy of Lord of the Rings Hobbiton was a set It was a set and then Peter Jackson went there is so much fan love for this series people probably would want to visit So I think they had to build it for the Hobbit movies Yeah, and they went let's make this a tourist destination like it is catered for fans. You can do the run. You can do the run of Bilbo. I'm going on an adventure. They point out that part that Martin Freeman genuinely was standing on.

It's disappointing. And there's lots of destinations that was filmed in the South on where we're going but it's like the riders of Rohan rode past this spot That's all science It's like the mountains in the background Gandalf was on a wagon here Babs and Shigar hate Little the Rings I've never watched it, play the niche thing You sound like you're majorly new

No, it's one of the most successful franchises This is how I feel every time Shigar It is the only franchise to win 11 Oscars, I believe Three films, all won Oscars, I believe. Three films, all won Oscars, the Turner King, I think. They're unbelievable stories. Let alone the books, the whole world. People are passionate for a reason. They're great!

You don't like fantasy and you don't have the attention. No, I think that, well, me and Jethro started watching one and he wanted to turn it off after 15 minutes. That's just, it's older now, it's older now, obviously. I have a boyfriend free night on Friday so. Is that what you call him is it? I'm gonna call it that. Boyfriend free night. Bachelor night. BFN's, you have a BFN? Yeah I have a BFN. What are you gonna eat? What's a good food to accompany? Hope your vibrator's charged. Oh shut up. Aragon's

hot man, there's a character in there that you might enjoy. Oh yeah, Viggo Mortensen. Yeah. Okay, cool. Maybe Legolas is more her vibe. Oh yeah Orlando Bloom. Do you like long haired boys? No. I think Jethro's got some long hair. Nah he's got like a little like lullaby thing happening. You know what's funny that photo you sent of Babs and Jethro on your couch I was like Jethro looks so different to what I thought he looked like.

Yeah cause we met Jethro briefly when he dropped Babs off. In the car. Yeah. And he looked different. Yeah. Do you think? Yeah he looked really different. He looks different every time I see him in a photo.

And remember when we were getting our coffee and he ran past and didn't acknowledge you? No, I was going to run after him. He didn't see me. He should be able to sense. Is he still in that stage of life where he's like, don't talk to me in front of my mates? No. What is she, his mum? Anyway, can we go back to talking about Lord of the Rings? Yeah, so I'll watch it on Friday. You know, I saw a piece of, I know you've got something you actually want to talk

about New Zealand, but I saw a great bit of trivia. It's a podcast. We've got time. Don't wrap me up. Hey, I am here. I saw a podcast. I saw a... Looks at the time.

Shaggy does these things. I saw a tidbit from Peter Jackson on TikTok where he talked about casting people to play the elves. He goes, we genuinely needed supermodels. He goes, casting the elves are perfect Specimens and it was really hard. I went no wonder they were beautiful Casting the orcs was just all Marys The ugly orcs they just got New Zealand Marys

They just needed massive people Because they all had prosthetics and all that anyway Wait so you watched the Lord of the Rings first or the Hobbit movies first? The Hobbit movies suck Oh see I prefer the Hobbit movies That? The Hobbit movies suck. Oh, see, I prefer the Hobbit movies. That's a very minor, that's a small... Sure, yeah. I can admit, I don't think I'm in the...

So do they get better after the first movie? Oh, see, well... Yeah, but you only watch 15 minutes. It's kind of like, this is not a great equivalent for you, but it's like Star Wars, how the older movies were actually more recent in the universe, so same as Lord of the Rings. The Hobbit happened first in the story, but they were made later. And all the Lord of the Rings were filmed, they filmed them all within, I think, a year or two, so they were all the same quality.

They didn't film one, come back two years later. Like Harry Potter, where you can really tell the improvements. You see it gets better? It's the same, but anyway. Try the Hobbit, if you don't like Lord of the Rings. Try the Hobbit. The dwarves are funnier than the hobbits. That's why I think it's better. So, the reason we're in New Zealand is because there's baby names that have been banned in New Zealand. The list of 11 names have come from... oh there's more than 11 here.

I only got time for 11. Shy Guy's giving me the wrap up. But this is while some of these names have, okay, and it tells you how many people have tried to call them this. So, 11 requests for the name King. You can't do that in Australia, right? You can't call royalty? Because of royalty. Yeah. 10 requests for Prince. So you're allowed to call your kid Prince. Princess also had four requests. This is wild. There's three requests for this. The name is no surname. Sorry.

The first name. I presume is no surname. Unless they mean, cause it's in brackets, we don't give them a surname, but that would make sense. Oh, like your share. Yeah, that's it. And you don't have to go by Alan Duckett. Correct.

So would it just be Florence? Florence. Okay, you've got to fill out that portion. Yeah, as this one, three requests for the name Rogue. I don't think that's that bad. And it's been banned. Sativa's been banned because it's obviously the name of a marijuana strain. I didn't know that, thank you. Sativa and Indica are both on here, they're both the strains of marijuana. Very good. That have both been banned. Mum and Dad loves pot. But also Sativa's quite a nice name. I don't hate it. It's that classic trend of what would you actually like to name your kid if it didn't already have the meaning. Sativa. Sativa. Beautiful. Have you stumbled across a Jess or Shaggy on the wall? It's Sativa.

They have no idea. Absolutely. JP has been banned for two requests. Just JP. Can't have initials. Yeah, I guess. Caesar. Again, maybe it's flirting with the royalty title. You know what I did actually, you'll be proud of me. I quoted Rise of the Planet of the Apes at trivia. At trivia. Did you say Caesar is home? Because it was named these monkeys from these films.

And I go Caesar, Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Caesar is home. Oh my God, did you do Cobra as well? I was like hit him with a fucking niche thing from the back. No, they didn't. Oh, what's going on? That's a great movie. We're talking about the rise of the Planet of the Apes franchise. Also good. Other ones have been banned.

Allah, Bishop, Crown, Crownos, Duke, Emperor, Fanny. Fanny is actually a nickname for Margaret of Francis. That's unfair. You can't ban that one. Ice for obvious reasons. Indica's there, Duke, Joss's, Casey, Kingy, King's, Kingy, Lady, Majesty. Where do you stand on this, Ducco? Like, if I want to call my kid ice, that's my prerogative. Yeah, if you love ice, man. Like, way to keep my drink cool. Messiah has been banned. I'm surprised.

Yeah, see, anything religious or royal. I'm surprised in 2025 they still do that. Royalty, Saint, Sovereign's been banned, Prince has been banned, P-R-Y-N-C-E, and then Prince- Don't try and trick me with your fancy spelling. And then Prince, P-R-I-N-Z. These have all been requested

and these have all been a list of been banned names this year in New Zealand. Season of funny, none of those, remember we talked about the baby trend that people are noting in 2025, weapon related? Oh yeah. And it was like rocket and bullet yeah a case seven yeah none of those seem to be as bad as those I don't know what's banned in Australia to be fair we've got the royalty ones and we have and swears I think you can't

call your kid little fuck fuck I mean you can call her that, but you can't have it on a birth certificate. Yeah, I can't imagine that. I always think that dog names are funny when you go to a dog park and you gotta yell it out. But imagine being at your daycare. Fuck. Fuck come here sweetie. It's pronounced Fook. Yeah, it reminds me of Austin Powers. Fuck me.

Hang on, hang on, hang on. Babs can watch Austin Powers and like it, and then Lord of the Rings is way more modern I love Austin Powers And me too That's so funny That is hilarious Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Don't say Molly

I'm gonna chirp it off and cut it up and turn it into a molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Shark has no idea what we're talking about I haven't watched Austin Powers No and you know what it wouldn't hold up now Ah very very cancelable We watched it like two times. We watched it like two times. Ah, good times.

I just looked up some banned Australian baby names. IKEA, iMac, Inspector. Yeah, we can't do brands. Madame, Mafia. Madame. Mafia? Dighead. Dighead is great.

Osama Bin Laden, that's also a bad name. You know when you first had Flow and they pull out that little piece of paper to stick on the crib and they write Florence, is it the nurse at the time going nah, they have to be well up to date with what's the best? Messiah's not going to land, I'm sorry. Because I'm sure Angus did do it but I don't remember like registering the chief of government so who flags these and at what point? You also can't name your kids snort

Look at the end officially on the government if I can't name your eyes Cheapang someone tried You just hate your kid. Yeah, I mean this is someone has a try for it to them be on the band Yes, yeah, yeah Borgans give me to tell for our next child when that time comes I've got full control of the middle name of the middle name So for she's like you can't whatever you want your Florence Simone is her auntie pass away. Yeah I tell you for our next child when that time comes I've got full control of the middle name of the middle name Florence Simone is her auntie's possibly. Yeah. Yes. I will absolutely Depends if it's a girl, but oh, yeah. Yes. Yes. It'll be hilarious

Bronco Weapon can you have a number in a name? Or would it just have to be XXXX? Maybe. Yeah, that could be funny. John 4X Alan Dockett. That was my name, 4X. It'll hold up, that brand will hold up. Absolutely it will.

You've got it tattooed on your arm. Yeah. To stand the test of time. Why not? Oh, that's good. Anyway, there's a list of names that you can't call your kids. Thank you. So I'm glad we got here. I would keep working on Morgan to go to Hopperton. It's worth it. It's too late now

It's all booked in and it's not it's not as easy to get around New Zealand as we thought it would be We have to get back to the airport and fly over. You should do that I'm not well, why don't you go visit the cousins and just pop off yourself? Because they're my cousins too Morgan you go see my cousins and their kids. I'm just gonna fuck off in the North Island. I'm sick, I'm gonna stay at the hotel. And just fly up. We are doing a hotel by the way. I tell you we looked at B&B's and we're like, stuff this.

We're staying at a hotel that has robes, ice baths and room service. You want room service! Did you say ice baths? And saunas. But yeah, outdoor spas. Yeah, it's a bougie hotel. Lovely. We're in Queenstown for five nights so we've gone a bit up on that.

Are you gonna do the jet boat? Get Flo's first jet boat. I wanted to because we got the baby it's like one of us can't do it she can't do it so it's like we could kill her so you know fine. This trip's not, I was like can we go skiing? No. Can we do jet boating? No. I was like can I go bug jumping? No you can't go skiing but you know what you can do we did this when I created, Luce was older. Kadrona is really close So just drive up there. Go on a toboggan. I'm a bit nervous about having to put chains on the tires I've never done that. I was googling. I pay someone to do that. Surely right? So, you know, but you still need chains driving in the snow. Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, pay someone surely something or just flag someone down on the side of the road Cause Morgan said to me if you guarantee me you can do it We'll get we'll get a car and drive around. I look like oh YouTube? I was like ah fuck it I can do this.

You could do it? You installed a baby seat. Thank you. You can't do chains. Thank you so much. And then you play Teen Arena. I'm in chains. See we're having fun Jess. We're all having fun. Who didn't know Teen Arena? I know. I reckon you should get a hobby that's really fun. I know you keep saying that it's not helping me. Anyway. I'm really trying to drive far too niche. Anyway, I reckon you should get a Hobbit, that's really fun. I know, you keep saying that, it's not helping me. Anyway. Just really trying to drive my point home. Morgan, are you listening? Anyway, Babs, watch Lord of the Rings.

Okay, I'll try. Or The Hobbit. I'll try. On your boyfriend free night. Yeah, my BFN. Do you have friends over for the BFN or do you... Nah. Just you.

Just me. What's your meal of choice? Probably GYG. I don't know. Little bowl, bit naughty. Yeah. Yeah. I guess came home the other night after working late and he goes,

oh dinner's repeating on me. I said what'd you have? He goes Guzman. I went what are your babs? Yeah it does. He was like Jesus is not simple. Every time I go to Guzman I just think of you now. I actually haven't had it in a couple weeks so. Well they know too, they're not making money. Where'd you wrap up with your 75 hard? I wrapped up ages ago. Did you actually complete it? Yes I can. Yes I can. Jus and Ducco in the morning. Welcome to Wednesday team. Yeehaw!

We're all here for a Wednesday. We're all here. Feeling fine. Looking fine. There's a rain bomb. I mean we've already had a rain bomb, but the whole of New South Wales pretty well. It's really upsetting. Getting rain bombed. That it feels like we've been bombed with the rain already.

Oh, it was very exciting on my street yesterday, Ducco. A lot of construction, well not construction, a dude on a forklift with a chainsaw because trees have toppled over onto cars. My daughter was thinking it was the greatest thing ever. So the trees fall onto cars? Not so much. She wants to watch the world burn. More so. There was a chainsaw. The chainsaw and the big forklift cherry picker thing.

So the car's damaged. Yeah. Unfortunately, sucks to be that car. Cause we've only pretty much got street parking. This one car was parked under this obviously weak tree. What happens there? Unlucky. It was a station wagon though and they would have to be the ugliest vehicles on the road.

Well it's good to get them off the street. Sucks to be you, station wagon. It's like we've got that giant Jacaranda in my house, which you know is good for about one month of the year when it blooms. Beautiful for that one month. And influences all come to my backyard and take photos and then leave. But now we've got the trash leaves in your yard. You've got issues with the roots.

The branches, the roots going through the sewage pipe, but also it grows over my neighbor's house and they park their cars under it. Now what happens there? If anything, if that comes down, I think we're liable. So I've been trying to get it, I've been trying to get it lopped, but I can't find a decent tree lopper who like, Oh, we have one guy pull out on us twice. Put it out on the big stick. We're looking for a decent tree lopper.

Yeah. An arborist, I believe. Not a big job for the arborist, but just, you know. Do they need a cherry picker? Or is that something you scale the tree? This is my lack of knowledge about how to bring down a tree. I feel like you can even have a ladder and lead the ladder against the house for some of it.

There you go. Some of it's been cut back around our house, but... And it doesn't feel like a job you're airtasking, is it? No. Feels like we need a proper person. Did I tell you about when I airtasked the guy to clean the gutters? Yes. Yeah, yeah, and this guy came up who's a random dude.

Just a random, like, handy... Just like, just Jono from down the street. Not even a handyman with credentials, just a guy who thinks he's handy. And he comes with this massive ladder, because I've got like a pitched roof and it's tiled, so you can't do it from the roof. And he comes with this massive ladder, like huge. Gets up there and it was so shady looking and he's just there like cleaning. And he did a great job, but like, I was like having to go and check on Jono to make sure he wasn't dead.

Again, I ask you if something would have happened to Jono, what happens? I don't know, but it was 50 bucks. Well, all's well that ends well. Thank you, Jono. I was like, I was sick. I don't want to do it. Did you leave him a review? Yeah, I said it was a great review.

Do you do five stars for Air Tamska? They always give you their numbers to go, yeah sick. Did you leave him a review? Yeah, so it was great review Do you do five stars for Air Tasker? They always give you their numbers to go hey next time you can just keep me up directly and we can take out the middle man Because Air Tasker taking a snipe. Correct. Which I'm happy to do if they do a good job. All right, well give me John-o's number Yeah, roof got a clear. I don't like when my husband goes up on a ladder, you know, it just makes me nervous and rickety I went to buy a ladder because I think I'd message your husband saying you have a ladder He didn't have one and I was like, oh the one we have I'm glad he didn't we we do and it is rickety as all hell I might not even work. Yeah, yeah fair, but I get like I went to Barneys look at ladders. I was like goh $500 for the ladder. I need I wouldn't have thought so to be fair. It is one of those things

I do feel like they should be expensive because a poor cheap rickety one, that's a death trap. But I was like, I'll just pay someone 50 bucks and air towel scrooge top and now that it's here and then I know that storms have come, I'm like, God, I wish I just bought a ladder. Yeah, fair, fair, fair. All right, shy guy, we couldn't get him Metamucil, can we get him a ladder, ambassador shit. You can claim it's like a height angle, he wants to be tall. Mate, you took the words right out of my mouth.

It works on so many layers. I can't name a ladder manufacturer, but we get a fine one. But you know on those Danos Direct, you know, midday shopping channels, I know there's a ladder on there. Oh yeah, there's ladders up there. For three easy payments of $39.95. And a fan cleaner. Yeah, I'd actually really like the fan cleaner. Your dad influenced me on the fan cleaner. But all right, we'll work on getting you a ladder, son.

Okay, great. Oh, but does that mean we're taking work off Jono? Oh, I mean, it's okay. Okay. It was only 50 bucks. It is what it is. He's not gonna starve. Oh yeah, the transformer ladder.

There you go, we'll reach out. There's already a plug. There you go. Have you, Shigar, you don't have a ladder, do you? I do, but it's like really fidgety and I don't like it. How long does it get? I don't know. How would you transport said ladder? It doesn't fit in my car. Yeah, you've only got a little car. Oh, of course. And there's the delivery of the ladder. You've got a big boy car at least. You're like a seven seater.

So we could put something in your car. Are we talking about, should you get five meters? Maybe check that. Well, I couldn't get to the roof. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'll just take Shigai's ladder. Yeah, there you go. All right. Scratch the ambassador. I'll come over with my car and then I can get to his house. Are you nice? I haven't been to his house.

So I was, um, you know how I always peruse delicious.com. You're not going to believe what nut is trending for 2025. Pistachios made me think of shy guy. No, whatever. I'm not going to fight it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So at one time you said you were there eating pistachios. The Shy Guy. Made me think of Shy Guy. I'm gonna, no whatever, I'm not gonna fight it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That one time you said you were there eating pistachios, we really locked that in as a personality trait. You really did. Jess will latch on and never forget it. Absolutely. You can't say anything around me. One time, I haven't bought nuts since.

Ah. Well, that one time you did. Are we even doing dinner at yours or is that just- Yeah, we will eventually. I mean, I don't think we- We need a reason. Oh, ducko, don't hold your breath. We need a reason. What's a reason to hit don't hold your breath. We need a reason.

What's a reason? My buddies. You're turning 30 in June. Why don't you have us all over for an intimate birthday celebration? That feels very grown up. Who is it that you don't want to have over? Who are you scared about here? No, it's not even that though.

It's just like- It's me, isn't it? You know I'm going to go through your cupboards. Is it Jess? Yeah, it's not Jess. I don't want to cook for you guys because I don't want to mess it up. Babs can bring some takeaway. We're not going all the way to Shy Guy's house for takeaway.

He's cooking. That's what I mean. Sleep well, way to Shy Guy's house for takeaway. He's cooking. That's what I mean. Sleep well, Shy. See, okay. It's Jess. Babs, would you be willing to go to Shy Guy's? I can have takeaway at my own house. I'm not going to his for takeaway.

Yeah, I'd go. Babs, you dropped me off at my house once. Yeah, I've been there. Oh, of course. We're getting left out. We always are. You see that yesterday, Babs took a cool photo of us that she demanded we take in the boardroom.

That's right. Cause we were on the, on the zoom projection. And then I shared it, tagged you in it. You shared it. Guess who didn't share it? These two. What? No, you texted it. No, no, no. I tagged her on Instagram. No, he tagged in it. Babs just saw it. Babs went and seen it and went, lol. Darko.

Oh, I haven't seen it till now. Are we getting, I think we're getting closer to couples counselling. Yeah. Oh yeah. Should we get a couples counsellor on the show? You and me versus those two. You and me versus these two. Let's take him for everything. And not verse, we just want to get to the bottom of it.

We're feeling very rejected in this relationship. It's like we've been married for 25 years and these two are starting to pull away from us. Yeah. You know, but we want to keep the intimacy alive. Are we not cool anymore, Babs? Yeah, you're cool. You've used the word anymore, Ducco. Were we ever in her eyes? I don't know. Just share it on my story. Shout us back in the good books. Okay so it's us three on the couples

counselor couch. Against Babs. Against Babs. Now Babs is feeling pressured to do it too. Why are you lovin' it? I love it because Babs has 200 followers. We go whoa why did you share that? I have more than 200 followers. Sorry, 210. I have 700. Whoa! That's thanks to Ducko tagging you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of dudes coming your way. Hey, Alpha Box, your chance at 10k coming up at 6.30. Oh, I have an update from Trivia.

I remember I did the Quiz on My Face chat. We posted it. That's right, where you had a bit of a brain fart and accused Quizzy McGuire of being called Quiz on My Face. That girl's group were back last night. The Quiz on My Faces were back and they had a bone to pick with me. Fair enough. Up next from bones to pick to boning. I'm going to run you through the top 10 fantasies Australians have admitted after one Aussie star has said where she'd like

to do it. Number one on her bucket list. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. What's number one on your bucket list for where you want to do it? I'm not sure why Ducko, but News.com have had a sit down with one of the world's most well-known adult film stars, Angela White. You'll know her from movies such as... Perspective and Angela loves blank. I can't say that. Oh, and Angela White, The Dark Side. Oh, yeah.

The Dark Side is a good one. That's the sequel. What award did you say she'd won three years in a row? She's won a few. She won stuff at the, what do they call those? The film industry awards. The dog video awards. Is it the bonus? The Oscars for this industry. Wow, so you're familiar with Ange. Yeah, well not Ange. I didn't grow up with Ange, but I'm sure she's great. Well, this is the thing. She's probably more recent era. You had to go back obviously to your youth.

But Angela White has sat down, I'm assuming to promote a new movie, why do people sit down with News.com? Anyway, it's come up that there's one place for a woman who has done it in lots of various places, Ducco. The one place at the top of her bucket list, space. Eating phone home. Space. E-T-F-O-N-E-HOME. Now obviously Katy Perry and Oprah's bestie Gale King and Bezos' wife, they all got that trending recently. Katy went to space. Katy went to space and now everyone wants to go up to space.

She kissed the ground when she came back. Angela says, I'm so fascinated and curious about it, although even if I can't make space happen, maybe I can convince a zero gravity place to let me experience it. Although even if I can't make space happen, maybe I can convince a zero gravity place to let me experience it. And we can, we can actually do the deed. Cause we went into a bit of sexual detail with, I mean, when we're butch and sunny up there, it always goes, they sleeping together. What's happening? And then we spoke to an astronaut and what's it like to do it up there?

I don't, I think you can do it up there, but you've got to Velcro someone down. That's right. Because if you can't be laying horizontal or even standing upright, grounded though, how you actually staying together sort of thing. It would be like, you think, I think you think it would be fun. Once he's docked, I get it. But to actually get docked, very difficult. Do you even think once docked that you could float around and just do the full

Kama Sutra, just cruising around? My issue is, and now from the male perspective, and this is obviously with man and woman we're talking, but how do you thrust without gravity? Or like if you do thrust, like if I wedge off some toes and off some feet and you thrust, are you then thrusting into a wall? Great question. Could you potentially, yes, slam into the wall of the space shuttle? That's not what you want. Who's to say? But if anyone can get it done, I'm sure Angela will work it out.

Yep. But it led me to a deeper dive, this conversation she had with news.com. And I wanted to know the other things that Aussies are fantasizing about. And you're not going to believe it. Oprahdaily.com has compiled a list of the top fantasies. Oprahdaily.com. Thanks, Oprah. Oprahdaily.com.

Ah, she's good. I don't know if it's actually affiliated with Oprah or if someone's leveraging off her phone. I've Googled that, but I've been locked out for five minutes. Some of them include being dominated. Of course, 50 shades of gray. Put that on everyone's radar. Having a menage, menage à trois.

People are saying that's up there. Enjoying a public session. Yeah, public's always, you know, and we're in the public session. Absolutely, it's one thing to do it in a back alley where no one can see, it's another to do it just in a field. Park bench. You'll like this one, Shy Guy. Play a sexy version of the game Pictionary where you and your partner take turns drawing different fantasies. That sounds boring. I'd rather play Nude Twister. Each person will get five turns to try and guess what the other is drawing in under a minute.

Wait, wait, wait. So how do you draw? Were you drawing them doing like doggy or something? I think so. And then if you get it right, you get to do it. Could you imagine any of us who have all tried to A draw each other and B draw dogs? You watch us draw dogs every day. Yeah, but we were on an Etch A Sketch. We were up against it. This is saying bring in the paint. Okay, let's try it. Oh, draw, Dago.

I don't think that would help. Let's try and draw a dog. Yeah, everyone take a white board. Yeah, yeah, let's try. How would you do it? Where like... I'll quickly run you through them all while you try and draw what that'll look like. Act out a famous sexy scene from a movie. So you know, you could be Ryan

Gosling and I'll be Rachel McAdams because the notebook is the sexiest of all movies. Babs, you're up against it today because you hit the gym. Well, maybe you and your boyfriend would like to play client and personal trainer. One of the top 10 fantasies no thanks. I'm good. No, thanks You've done you've done a few dress-ups and stuff. I haven't you babs. No Nurse naughty nurse outfit comes in it in the top ten. So Babs put that on your list Where Jethro's birthday Morgan brings over scrubs and we just you know, no doctor. Can we get some clean scrubs though? I don't need guts on the scrubs. It's not really turning I don't know where her legs are.

Hold on. And the final one rounding out the top 10 is bring in the body chocolate. Hello, for my sweet tooths out there. Oh yeah. Body chocolate. I've used that. Not good. It feels so sick.

And then it's like that mixed with saliva is just not... Have you done, I've tried to do strawberries and things like that, you know the classic aphrodisiacs but rubbing my husband in chocolate, that's not... Not great. It's a bit brown and pooey looking. So I call this, this is my, this is my artist, I call it the dog. So this is sexy Pictionary. That's not too different to what I've done. Are you drawing yours to scale again? Haven't you big fella? See, you can't see mine because she's very pressing.

I mean, to be fair, yours looks like five legs. So that's his legs down there and that's her legs over there. But I got very confused as to where to do. And what have you scribbled out? The Johnson? Yeah, that was her leg up there. That was her leg up there. So she was like getting picked up.

I'll put the picture there. Raise up up on the Jess and Ducko East. So imagine trying to do that and being like, your partner's like, what are you, where's my legs? Hot as hell, Ducko, hot as hell. Jess and Ducko. Pretty disappointing ass because we're dog lovers on this show and we missed on Sunday in Sydney, the first ever woof-doof. How did this not cross our desks? Ducco. I can't believe it. Gianni didn't tell me. I know Pam, she, I mean Pam gets anxious at the best of times. I'm like sweetie there's a pill for that. Yeah but Pam I can already see.

She'd go thinking I'm gonna be a wallflower and it would be covered in glow paint within half an hour. It depends how lit she gets, like if she lights it up Pam she can go on a rip and tear for days. Totally, Gianni would have brought her a corsage, it would have been like old school, you know, the formal back in the day. Oh yeah. Oh and then... You should see when other dogs try and bum a grunt on Pam, she doesn't want to borrow that. Oh nah, she's there with the ladies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've had vaginitis, get out of it. Her and her other girlfriends put their bags in a circle They just danced around the handbag. Yeah, they're not there for Bella's only friends and smaller dogs, too

Makes it feel like yeah good massive Also wolf door. Yeah, I know it was a host of a cafe called dog lateria I believe it's a cafe in Bondi where they encourage dogs coming they serve dog like ice cream I love a cafe that has dog ice cream we always get because then they eat it out of the bowl yeah it's so funny watching they profit. From puppuccinos to dog ice cream. Yeah I know I mean there's a lot of money to be made in the dog space. Couldn't agree more I went to a dog bakery the other day and I spent about $60. Oh it's so expensive. On dog cookies that look like hot dog.

I thought they were hilarious. Yeah, if he's... I was like, what have you bought? I went, he deserves this. $60 though. Nah, nah, he wasn't even drunk most. Sorry, wrong grab. But I wasn't drunk when I bought those for the dogs. It works.

Hey, how's this though? They played the rave music at a suitable 55 decibels for dogs, because we know they hear loud. Oh, absolutely. What's loud to us would be excruciating to them so it would have to be relatively soft. He spun scientifically proven songs that dogs can enjoy and then he asked everyone to send their favorite song for their dog in the comments because they did an insta post and everyone did and he remixed some of those songs. I don't know if you have this information in front of you but what some other dog's favorite song is. Yeah it doesn't say. like, we do it for the children and they start reacting to music.

Is there a song that will calm Pam down or? Anxiety music on YouTube. Dog Calming Anxiety Music. It's not anxiety by Dotchi. Literally calming instrumental music. I can imagine Pam frothing. It's just sitting there. She would go rigid like that mountain goat again and just collapse with fear.

We've played so much children's music in the house. Now, I reckon Giardi would pop off to that being like, oh yeah, Rockabye a bear, sick! Yeah, let's go! Giardi would just be there to eat all the asahi bowls. Let's be real. While everyone is dancing, he'll just be in the corner clearing out the kitchen.

The first 50 dogs got the dog inspired asahi bowl. They walked in with a sweet treat packed with coconut cream and muesli bars, peanut butter. Well, I think this was like a fake sort of one. Sure. But they wanted to tap into the Gen Z's love of dogs and their reimagination of rave culture. I mean, rude. What are we, Gen X? I don't know. We also have a love of dogs. I know, and a rave culture. Yeah. We still rave. Oh I love that. So their reimagined rave culture is quiet. No booze.

It's like no booze, the Sardine Balls. 9am in the morning. Oh I love that. And dogs barking at each other. There'd be a few dog fights there too. Hopefully there's bouncers. That's... What dog's the bouncer?

A boxer. Doberman. See Pam's a Doberman. Cross, cross, cross. Yeah and she ain't kicking anyone out or breaking up any fights. Okay, what dogs are on drugs? Oh, one of the crap Pomeranian Chihuahua, the Dash Hounds. A Beagle. Oh yeah, the Beagle?

The Beagle's just sniffing it out. The Stoners are the bastard hounds with their giant ears because they always keep tripping over themselves. Or an Irish Wolfhound. Irish, those wiry. Yeah. Or Great Dane could be bouncer Yeah, no one's bigger than a great day. That's very true

You have a great you have a great day and then you have like a boxer like a small one But geez don't mark with a small one. That's right, because you know what the small one knows jujitsu Jess and Ducco in the morning. Jess and Ducco's 10k alpha bucks on Hit Alpha Bucks. Yeah, 30 seconds answer. 10 questions all started with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass.

We come back to you of course. If there's time, we're playing for 10k. Our player today, oh gee, she's here. Sit up straight Ashola, go. Oh, here we go. We've got here. Sit up straight a show guy. Here we go. We've got Kate. Hello Kate. Good morning guys. Kate you're feeling fired up. You're ready to win 10 grand. Look I haven't had my morning coffee yet but I know. I really want to give you a chance because we value the bean in this space. We're bean lovers.

But I just don't know if we have the time. What's your coffee of choice, Kate? Are you an espresso drinker? Could you just shot one back? No, I'm a sweet cap gal. Okay, we don't have time for that. I'm so sorry. Yeah, geez, okay, we can't do that.

Oh, I'm sorry. What do you want to spend $10,000 on? Oh, there's so much. I'm on mat leave, so that would just sweeten that a little bit longer. Absolutely. Well, congratulations. Yeah, yeah. I've just palm the bub off, so hopefully he stays quiet. All right. Very good. Well, we've probably only got a small window.

Yeah, we do. Don't wake the baby. Exactly. If you do, I mean, when you do win, Kate, let's keep our cheering to a low decibel. We don't want to wake the baby. I know he's awake. He's fine. Oh, he's staring. Green mouth. The letter you're going to work with today, Kate, it's a personal favourite of mine.

It's the letter J! Oh, for jumper. J for jumper. What's your little one's name, Kate? Rocky. Rocky! What a name! But Rocky is fantastic. Let's do it for Rocky. That's the coolest name ever. Working with the letter J. Alright. J, J. J, J, J. Your time will start after

the first question. Starting with the letter J, we need you to name something shiny. A lolly. Jolly Rancher. A dog breed. Jack Russell. An occupation. Joyner. Something hot. Pass. An Olympic event. Pass. A one-word movie title.

Joy. A car brand. Jaguar. An adjective. A car brand. A car brand. A car brand. A car brand.

A car brand. A car brand. A car brand. A car brand. A car brand. A car brand. A car brand. title. Joy. A car brand. Oh. Jaguar. An adjective.

Joy. Oh my god. Joyful and you got six. Look, we have a few question marks. You got five, if they're joyful at the end there's six. An occupation, a joiner, what's that? A joiner, damn. Like, you can do joinery.

Joinery. Like in a kitchen cabinet, something like that. Like, you can do a little bit of a job. Like, you can do a little bit of a job. Like, you can do a little bit of a job. Like, you can do a little bit of a job. Like, you can do a little bit of a job. Like, you can do a little bit of a job.

Like, you can do a little bit of a job. Like, you can do a little bit of a job. Like, you can do a little bit of a job. Like, you can's that? A joiner they are. Like you can do joinery. Like in the kitchen cabinets and stuff. That's a bit grey. Are they called joiners or are they just carpenters? Joiners? I'm not sure. I'm pretty sure they're not called that. I'm pretty sure they're not called that just kidding. Hey look, we're still looking up a one word movie title as well, Joy. It might be. I can't recall, I think it is. Are we getting a nod from Shigoy? It's a movie. Joy is a movie.

2015, autumn 15th class. Okay, there you go. Kay did not know that, but we like it. Kay just went for it. Ah, look, something shiny could have been jewellery, something hot, jalapenos, after the J. An Olympic event, javelin, don't often think of it. You're not gonna believe it, Ducco.

I've just gone on seek.com, typed in, I'm looking for a job as a joiner. It comes up. We pay it. It's paying 45 bucks an hour. Not bad. Kate, we should be joiners. You've got yourself six there. Well done. And you don't go away empty handed. $100 to spend at Freshwater Farm Body Care. All for you. Thanks guys.

You get back to Rocky Kate. Thanks for joining the show. Thanks. Have a good day If you play get late o'clock for uh for $10,000 and hey, um up next I can't wait to do this neither can I? Told you about how my husband had a little I don't know if you can call an accident in the bedroom Then we did wear boy go peepee yesterday. So it only stands to reason for equality. Yeah and fairness Today we do where girl go wee-pee yesterday so it only stands to reason for equality and fairness. Today we do, where girls go wee-wee. It's only Wednesday but admitting this week where they've gone, pee-pee or wee-wee. Well you told us a great story of your husband who's only very well put together, had too many drinks with the b-heh-hehs.

The b-hehs over the weekend at an old boys day. Yes. Two a.m. wakes up, stumbles over into the corner of our bedroom and goes wee-wee on the floorboards. And then I said it's very normal. I've done it, we worked at three times. I believe your words were, everyone's done it. Hey, and did the phones disappoint?

Well, we- We're at a full board of calls. We did yesterday Webboy Go pee-pee because I was adamant when you said everyone, you meant gentlemen. Gentlemen, yeah yeah all the boys have done it before too many drinks. However and we did we've we had more calls for that than we had for alpha box ten minutes prior. It was awesome. But Babs came in afterwards and said actually there are a couple of ladies who I didn't put through guys because we

were very gendered in the question where boy go pee pee. So we thought, hang on a minute, only fear today's Wednesday. So where girl go we, obviously on Wednesday, it's what you do. It's, it's, it's we, we Wednesdays. There's nothing funny because obviously we were talking about how the boys can do it because you can sort of get it out anywhere. It's easy access. And the fact you're standing up more often than not when you urinate at a toilet or urinal. Maybe your brain's going, I're standing up more often than not when you urinate at a toilet or urinal,

maybe your brain's going, I'm standing up, I'm allowed to, even though like you, you're in your in-laws living room. Correct, yeah. Whereas ladies, we have to sit down. There's a bit of effort going into it. Absolutely. But there is nothing funnier than seeing a lady do a bushweak. Because like, when you see it, right, because they have to get to this weird position and then it's like it's a deep squat position

It's like the fire hydrants just gone off. Well, that's the thing because you guys have the Anatomical spouse that we do not have without velocity. We're potentially dribbling down thigh Oh, yeah, so if you don't back it out, you've got to shoot it away from the body. Hence why the Shiwi was invented. Unfortunately, I never always have it on me. So you've just got to use your natural ability to push it away from your body. I have had to do a Bushwi, ducko. I'm not proud of it, but my brother-in-law was driving my husband and I down to the airport and his car broke down on the side of the highway. While I'm busting, there's a lot of shrubbery and trees, but we are on the side of a highway. Yeah, busy.

Busy! Yes. And you're right, trying to find a stout enough tree to squat behind, because maybe standing is fine, but once you're squatting, your knees, your tush, whatever it might be, you're definitely being spotted from the road. Oh, 100%. I'm like, look away, Matt! It's a vulnerable position, isn't it? It's a vulnerable position. It is.

And I don't often have a roll of loo paper in the boot. Yeah. Matt certainly didn't. So you're just trying to air dry, jiggle it dry. Yeah, you're just trying to shake it dry. We had a former colleague that we used to work with who at your wedding had one of the greatest stories that I've ever seen and a front row seat to it as well. We're at your wedding, obviously your wedding, we know it was in Vogue.

It was a very nice wedding. Thank you very much. Very fancy wedding, very respectable wedding. Very respectable. Our former, I won't even say what she did, but a former colleague of ours was very intoxicated and then she thought she was at the toilet. How could she have thought she was at the toilet? This was a garden wedding.

There was a hike and a half to the toilets, but you're right. She walked up in Brother Markie. She was making her way there. There was a Markie where everyone was dancing and there was like Portaloos like 20 meters away. In between those, she's walked up, she's drunkenly pulled up her dress, pulled down her undies, everyone's like, what are you doing? What are you, Sophie? Oh, damn it. I mean, Spofie, don't do it. She gets down in front of everyone.

A deep squat. Deep squat. It's a very impressive quad stretch. And then by that stage, I'm not going near her. No, no. Where people are trying to like help her or whatever. Morgan's like, that's above my pay grade. I'm not responsible for how much rosé this chick is drunk. She then falls over and falls over while weeing and falls in the wee. She was like, she was like a distressed turtle shy guy on her shell. She was like a distressed turtle shy guy on her shell and the stream. Like a fountain.

There was already a fountain at this place but no, she became the fountain. I didn't see those photos in the Vogue. No. I wish they were there, mate. My photographer very kindly gave her the benefit of the doubt. I reckon a hundred people saw this. Absolutely. The next day when she came to the recovery, oh my god.

That's why I implore people to have a recovery, whatever it might be, whether it's at the local pub the next day or back at the venue, because these are the stories you need to revisit. It was so funny. Spofie. She was mortified. Oh my god, having piffed her hand back when she just threw her hand into the shops. Yeah, she had a night. She had a night. So whether it's like me and your car broke down, you just couldn't hold it, or like Spofie, you've had too many drinky poos and you're in a very public setting, I can imagine postpartum or pregnant ladies where you've got to go, you've got to go. It's got to go. So 13, 10, 60.

Where girl go wee wee? Yeah, don't disappoint on see ladies. No, no, no. Hey, we had a couple of ladies dobbing their partners yesterday. So fellas, if you've spotted your lady and you want to dob them in, otherwise girls join us 131060. We'll get you on there. Jess and Zucko.

We're talking where girl go wee wee? Wee wee. I told you my husband pissed in the corner of our bedroom. The puddle did disappear overnight. So now there's a question mark because of a lack of evidence. But yesterday, a lot more boys admitted, yeah, boy gone PP in the wrong place. Too much alcohol, boy go PP. It only stands to reason today, we ask where girl go wee wee.

And we go to Jen on 13 10 6 E. You're nominating your sister, Jen. Yeah. Where Jen's sister go wee wee. Jen. Yeah. Where Jen's sister go, Wee Wee? She just we'd in the bedroom at the end of her bed after a big night, but the best part is that her husband woke up and was obviously frazzled and was like, what the hell are you doing? And she ended up crying so much that he turned around and apologized to her for weaning on the floor. Great tactic, great tactic. The wean and the tears and the apology.

She's just trying to mix all the bodily fluids in together. That's interesting. So it was just too many drinks I'm presuming, Jan, and she's just done like what the boys do, gone to the corner, pulled down her pants and just done it there thinking she was on the toilet. It wasn't even the corner. She like used the end of the bed to like brace herself and squatted just being straight at the end of the bed. Very good. Thank you, Jen.

Let's go to Lana. Good morning. Good morning, Jess and Zucko. How you going? Couldn't be better, babe. We're talking Where Girl Go Wee Wee. We're having a great time. Yes.

Are you nominating yourself? I aminating myself I am I went to Blue's bath a few years ago and I was we've been drinking all day and I was walking from a friend's campsite to my campsite and I could see the toilets in the distance and I just couldn't make it and I just started weeing in my play suit. Oh no. In motion, Lana. Just walking to the toilet. I could see it and I just couldn't make it. I'm trying to get my play suit off. So I ended up just standing in one of the portable showers and showering in all my clothes.

Yes, when you're wearing something like that, you go, this is up against me now. I'm not going to get it off in time. This is it. This is it. Oh no. Did anyone see you do the walk by a wee? Trying to run to it. It just made it worse and yeah, it just didn't end well.

So me giggling to myself, showering in all of my clothing. I love it. It's not blues fest unless you're covered in urine. Hell yeah. I think that's on the slogan. That's definitely part of it. Yeah, tickets on entry. Sarah on 13 10 16, what have you got for us?

We're a girl go wee wee. Hi. Sarah on 13 10 16 what have you got for us? Where'd girl go wee wee? Hi, so I'm a bit of a sleepwalker and usually it just happens in my house but this time I decided to go for a walk. We have pretty good security cameras and we saw myself walking up the street a little bit and I wasn't sure what I was doing and I was a bit concerned I was doing and I was a bit concerned I was doing something stupid so I asked the neighbour to check his cameras and he just sent me a video back of me peeing on his porch.

On his porch! Yeah! That is awesome! Wow! So you've slip walked to his house, gone into his porch and pulled your pants down and just done it? Yeah and it took me a while to get back home again. Um, but I got home eventually and I don't remember any of it.

So you stayed asleep the whole time. Did you have beef with this neighbor, Sarah? Like it feels very targeted. No, he's lovely. He's a great like, yeah, no, he stayed home. Well, he hates you now. Well, yeah, yeah. You've got to say that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is scary and at home. Well, he hates you now. Well, yeah, yeah. You've got to say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is scary and horrifying how much you can sleepwalk like that. I don't even know you did it. I don't do it that often. I don't know what does it, but yeah, that was probably my biggest one and my most embarrassing. Oh, that's funny. What do you give the neighbour as an apology once you've

pissed on his porch? Like are you baking muffins? Sarah, what did you do? I, I avoided him like the plague for a couple of weeks. Surely what? And then just acted like it didn't happen. Yeah, great. I mean, it's like a little potty and she goes, next time you come over,

I'm just going to leave this in the corner where you've weaned. Love that. Jess and Ducco. I reckon producer Shy Guy's having a glass of milk. Glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? My milk, my milk, my milk. Shy Guy, dear. I'm so excited. I want Shy Guy's boxers

As you should be, you join Elite Company It is that time of the week again, we get you excited Shy Guy our producer, he's good at many things Explaining things, not one of them No, so if you can decipher the clues he gives you Regarding the hot little box of cereal that currently perches in his hands. Well not only do you win a said box of cereal, an unopened box, you also win a bespoke Justin Ducko jizz bit, fridge

magnet and bottle opener. And we want to put it on the record you can't get these things anywhere else. No you can't. It's not like you just go on Amazon and buy yourself a Justin Ducko jizz bit. You can only win it. anywhere else. No you can't. It's not like you just go on Amazon and buy yourself a Justin Duck or Gizbit. You can only win it. Right here. Right here. On the show, by calling 13 10 60, we always need first cab off the rank.

He'll give a clue now and another clue if you're the first call through, so Shy Guy, today's first clue. Two words. No, that's it. Two words. It always feels like there's something else coming. Two words.

He's not gonna give you the two words. No. You gotta give him the two words. Lots of serials with two words, but you know, we've done a few already that you the two words. No. You gotta give him the three words. Lots of serials with two words, but we've done a few already that have had two words. Mm-hmm. Have you been paying attention over the weeks? 13, 10, 60. We will reward first caller off the rank by giving you another clue.

Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. I reckon producer Shy Guy's having a glass of milk. Glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? My milk, my milk, my milk. Shy Guy Dips. I'm so excited. Shy Guys having a glass of milk. A glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? My milk, my milk, my milk, Shy Guy Dips. I'm so excited, I want Shy Guys. We're making our way through the cereal aisle, Dacho.

Oh yeah. We've been doing this since the start of the year, but there are still plenty to get through, and today we have a new box of cereal. Another one! Another one, if you can believe it. He's already told us. Two words. And Jodie was very quick on the phones. 13 10 60. Yep. Because if Jodie

can't get it of course. We need someone else. We're staying here till we do. Yeah. Jodes good morning. Good morning. As first cab off the rank dial you get a supplementary clue. Yes you do. What have you got? They're flaky, very flaky. Two words and flaky Jodie. Oh okay. Weepix. Weepix did you say? Straight up. Straight up. He's not Weepix. I'd argue as well, just for future. Just getting inside young Shy Guy's head. He said two words. Weepix has that hyphen. So I don't know. He can't spell so does he see that as someone like me? I reckon he'd see that as one word. But that's okay Jodie, thank you for that contribution.

We can cross off Weetbix. Off the list. We also have done Weetbix. I think we've done Weetbix. Two words and flaky. Should we go to Ozzy? Yep. 13 10 60 if you think you know you want to have a guess.

Good morning Ozzy. Good morning. Good morning. Ah good. Hey we're talking cereal it's Wednesday. Couldn't be better. Couldn't be better. You get another clue Ozzy. Good morning. Good morning, mate. How are you? Good. Hey, we're talking cereal. It's Wednesday. Couldn't be better. Couldn't be better. You get another clue, Ozzy.

What have you got? Ozzy, the box says high in mmm. Ooh, high in mmm. What cereal is high in mmm, Ozzy? I missed that last answer. Can I hear that one or not? Sure, Jodie guessed wheat bix. Wheat bix, yeah, it wasn't wheat bix.

Oh, two names with flaky though. Yeah. Cornflakes. Oh I mean that, that sense, that would be logical. I want to clap for Ozzy because he's really put it all together. It's not that Ozzy, that makes sense but now welcome to Shaggy's brain. The confidence from Ozzy, that's the energy we need brought to Shaggy. Yes.

131060 Lisa, good morning. Good morning. It's not Wheat Bix, it's not cornflakes. But it is high in, what else is it Sharkey? It also goes great with fruit. Oh. A lot, a lot of fruit, all the fruits. Oh, Lisa.

Is it just right? Oh, jeez. We're flirting, I reckon we're flirting. We are flirting with a great guest, Lisa. We go to Ryan. Hello, Ryan. How are you doing today? We're great. We've heard two words. Flaky, high in... Mmmmm. Goes well with fruit and... And the box is...

I don't understand. The box is purple, Ryan. There was another clue there. Sorry, mate. Box is purple. What have you got? Uh, Nutri-Grain. Babe, when was the last time you off boxers purple. What do you got? Nutri-grain Babe when was the last time you had a box of nutri-grain? Hey, he stuck to his guns, you know, I would argue nutri-grain high in mmm Yeah, I like it in your train is good purple box. How they marketed that for good for athletes I have no idea you get one triathlete as an ambassador. I know. Tell people you eat this. Okay.

Hayley! Good morning. Hi. Hayley. Purple box goes well with fruit. High in mmmmm. Flaky in two words, but you get another clue. I know.

The flakes themselves are a bit brownish in colour, unlike corn flakes which are yellowish. I'm going to say Sultana brand. Wait a minute. Are you locking that in? Yes. Sultana brand is correct! Hailey, are you a fan of the brand? I am, yes. Good. They love Sultana brand. Because you get a whole box. Plus a Jack, Jess and Duck a jizz bit, a fridge magnet, a bottle opener, you get the whole kit and caboodle. And you get to walk away Hayley, knowing that you speak shy guy anise and you are in an elite pool of people who can do just that. We need one thing

from your girlfriend, we need a nice crisp passionate. Hi, my name's Hayley and I'm so excited. I just won Shy Guy's box. Go! Hi, my name's Hayley and I'm so excited. I just won Shy Guy's box. Yeah! Jess and Zucko. You know, this is the gift that's giving a lot to me lately is trivia on a Tuesday night that I host. Daddy's side hustle. Yeah, a little bit of side hustle stuff. Last week I came on the show and I told you about

a mishap that I made. Little brain fart. Little brain fart because I get names of trivia groups and they always try and stitch them up with funny names because I don't have to read them out if they do well and when is something like this? So last time there's a group of six, I'm going to say late 30s women and they go, what's the team name? They go, Quizzy McGuire. And I go, quiz on my face. And they all go, what? I was like, what? I'm so sorry.

It did feel like he'd plucked that from obscurity and just told these women, quiz on my face. And they were all like, hat like, they just looked so like, what did you just say? You can see the video now on Jess and Ducker. A lot of people contributing their cheeky trivia names. So I think we've inspired a lot of people. It's funny, the video's funny.

And we had like north of 20,000 views on that thing. Right? So I did okay. Last night at trivia, because that was a big group. I think, oh mate, maybe eight to 10 of them. Girls, yeah, ladies. Um, last night in that exact spot, there was a group of ladies and I was like, geez, I feel like that could be them again, but I don't know if it is. I'm not going to act like it is.

Okay. And you know me in those situations. Yep. So I went out at the start. Hey guys, how are you? Here's trivia. They were all nice to me. Cool.

Did the whole two hours of trivia. Finished. I go, what's your team name to get the team name, to get the score. I go, what's your team name? And they went quiet and they all looked at each other. They looked at me and they went, not late thirties. It took me a second. Hang on a minute.

So it was the queasy, theuire slash Quiz on My Face group. But I'd said they were in their late 30s, like they were in their late 30s, so they were disgusted with what I said and they're like, Ducco, we're in our late 20s, early 30s at best. Did you say ladies wear more sunscreen? It's not my problem you're aging. No, I'm not gonna say they're listening. I know they're listening.

Good morning ladies. Sorry, when you put in our group chat, guys, I've got quiz on my face, he's back, I need to tell you what happened now. I thought you were going to say- Another team? No, I thought you were going to say the ladies came back and had an issue of you outing them about quiz on my face, because it's a little naughty. Their issue was with you describing-

Their age. I was out of the entire story because I went home and told my wife, I told her on air, I was worried you guys were going to cancel me for saying quiz on my face. They were angry that I said- Canceling you for getting their age a decade wrong. They said in their group chat, they were calling me ****co. They were replacing the D with an F. To be fair, my phone auto-corrects you to that. It calls me the ****man. Did they, they knew you were Ducco?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know that because they never mentioned, said my name. Didn't ask for a selfie. And I just didn't, I know, it's late on a Tuesday, I'm just, whatever. What did you, how do you dig out of that? And then I just laugh and then they go, you also said on radio that you'd give us a bonus point and you didn't give us a bonus point. And I said, okay, okay, in my defense defense it was funnier if I thought you were close to 40 than 30 I think for the story and I'll give you a bonus point tonight so

then I give them a bonus point. You gave the not late 30s team a bonus point. They came second there's a prize for second where you get to draw out of a hat you can win money you can win wine drinks or you can win a redraw or a high five. The team that comes second last, because they also get a prize, won a bottle of wine. These guys came second. They're all excited. They come down and turn around the hat, high five. I was like, oh no.

Now it looks like you've got it in for this. I know, I know. But then, OK, it gets better. We have a jackpot that the pub puts on that's worth cash. It was, it went off last week, so it had gone back to 500 bucks. Still good money. Is this bonus question? Bonus at the very end.

Doesn't matter what you've done in the evening? Bonus blank slate. The question was how many undisputed UFC heavyweight champions have there been in the history of the UFC? Oh, I'm pulling that out of my bum, no idea. We didn't give a range or anything, thinking no one's gonna get this. They hit the nail on the head of 23.

It was their name, late thirties hits 23. Not, not late thirties. Not late thirties. Sorry. Not late thirties. Duck on your teeth. My bad, my bad. They won the jack, so they won the $500 cash and they just guessed it. And a high five.

So shout out to not late thirties. Slash quiz McGuire, slash quiz on my face. Wear sunscreen. Jess and Zucko. My husband is so good at not giving me full explanations of things and letting me read between the lines. So even though I take great insult, he didn't actually articulate it black and white, but you tell me if I should be insulted about something that happened in the tub last night.

And yeah, I'm happy to out him again for having a bath. He loves a bath, doesn't he? Even though he told me to stop talking about him being in the bath. I haven't had a bath chat for a while. I know, because when my husband flags that he's got an issue with something, I actually do try to take it on board, but now I'm annoyed. So I'm going to out him as being in the bath. Why not? Seems logical. So he's working on a project for me. I can't go into details about that. Don't ask. He's pretty gay. All

right. Now I want to know. I'll tell you all fair, but he's working on a project for me. So he's in the bath working on a project. He's been dragging his feet on this project. So he said to me, I'm going to have a bath. And I went, take your fricking laptop and finish this project please. Cause we're getting to a deadline. He's like, all right, all right. We're getting to a deadline. So I let him have 20 minutes in the bath and then I popped in.

20 is not long enough for him. He can live in there for hours. So we'll finish this project. It should have been. He could have done it on dry land, but he chose to drag his feet, so he had to take up bath time. So laptop in bath? Danger.

Yeah, well we've got the nice... I think that hangs over the top. Yeah, what's that? The little tray table thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Still. Stable, stable. I got a good one.

Anyway, I'll go in, pop my head around, he's watching NRL 360. I went, BUST IT! I told you to work on my project. He went, I finished it. Spontane, honey, you know how I my project. He went, I finished it. Spar time, honey. You know how I am. He's like, I finished it. I was waiting for you to come check it.

Like a mum checking homework. I went, all right, where is it? So he pulls up the project and I was sort of going through it until I realised, am I having an epileptic fit? What's wrong with your computer screen? It was full glitching and flashing every couple of seconds. He went, Oh, I dropped it off the side of the bed and now my computer's. Oh, no.

So this glitch, I went, Jesus. So not only did you have to work on my project like this, you're trying to watch a show like this. And I said the phrase, he, he said to me, you guys, that's all right. You get used to it after a while. And I've walked into this one and I went, geez, you can put up with some shit, can't you? And he just looked at me and went, I don't know what you're talking about.

Yeah. And I walked into that. You're talking about me, aren't you? I didn't say that. Yeah, no. Whoa. And then all of a sudden you're angry at him for then presuming and for talking about you subtly without actually saying it. That's right. And then for someone who comes

on air pretty much every day to badmouth him, I thought, yeah, look, I'll let you get that one off, son. That's allowed. You know what? As I think about it more and more, there's no wonder he drunk himself into oblivion to pee in your room standing upright. The guy needs a pressure release. 30 seconds, 10 questions all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer, can't use the same answer twice. If you're unsure of the question, you can say pass, we come back to you of course if there is time. Today stepping up for 10k we have Nicole. Good morning Nicole. Good morning, how are you? Oh couldn't be better. Can we call you Nick, Nicky? Nicky absolutely yes. All right Nicky. Nicky. Now at this time yesterday Nicole we had a woman achieve something that only two other people have achieved with Alpha Bucks and unfortunately it wasn't winning the 10k, it was getting a big fat donut.

Nudie Rudy. Having to do a nudie run. On a scale of doing a nudie run and winning 10 grand, what do you think you're going to achieve? Look, I'm not one to get my gear off in a hurry so I hopefully... You know the rules of this game Nicole. We're gonna need 10 out of 10 from you then. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The power is in your hands Nicole. Yes. What do you wanna spend the money on? I'm going to pay off my daughter's $10,000 prices. Oh, what an annoying bill. Yeah, that sucks. I mean life changing and amazing. Oh yeah.

Break the herd, not where I'm going. Yeah, good thing, yeah, yeah. And she'll never appreciate you. Anyway. What's your daughter's name? Mia. Mia. Alright, let's do it for Mia's braces.

Come on Mia. The letter you're going to work with, Nick, it's our most successful letter in the history of Alphabox. You're going to play with the letter K. Ooh, that's a great omen. It's a good omen. Let's do it for the Toothy Pegs. Your time will start after the first question. Here we go.

Starting with the letter K, we need you to name a sweet food. Kit Kat. A female celebrity. Katy Perry. A car brand. Kia. A verb. Kicking. An instrument?

A water sport? A drink? A movie? Oh no, she knows that she's done. We were rolling man. We were rolling. You had six. Do you want to just keep going?

What movie? Did you have a movie Nicole or has your mind gone blank? Kill Bill. Yeah, a five letter word. Oh, okay, no, that's too many letters. We lost again. That makes me feel better though. I think she'd give it up.

Oh man, you had six every minute that you got correct. Oh, okay, now that's too many letters. We lost it again. That makes me feel better though. I think you should give it up. Oh man, you had six, everything you answered, you got correct. The movie could have been Yes Kill Bill, you answered a five letter word, Habab, Karma. Everything else was correct. What should have been a drink, Ducco? Should have been a drink, Kahlua. Kahlua.

Khabucha. We don't like Khabucha on this show, but you could have said it. No, I don't want to drink anything that grew in a Petri dish. But Nicole, you can hold your head up high. That was really good. You don't go away empty handed. $100 to spend at Freshwater Farm Naturally Dried Body Care products made for the whole family. So that one's all yours. Thank you. That's great. Thank you.

It's not going to help me as team, but maybe her skin. Yes. Yeah. Oh, that's heartbreak right there. All good. All good. Hey, that's life, you know. It's disappointing for the letter K more than anything. It is, yeah. You really have let the letter K down. Yeah, we've seen it for months.

Thanks, Nicole. Enjoy the rest of your Wednesday. Thanks, guys. Thanks, bud. The game is back. As always, tomorrow 6.30 and 8, we play for $10,000. Absolutely. Got more chances at our call of fame to get involved. And hey, if Nicole had won 10 grand She probably could have contributed to our next topic. Oh, yeah, what makes you feel smug? Smashing alpha box would would answer. Oh, yeah. Unfortunately, she cannot contribute. No, so we'll take your calls next. Yes and duck Oh, what gives you a smug face?

What makes you feel smug something small something every something every day that makes you go, yeah. I'm killing it. Yeah. Yeah. Had to do a big grocery shop the other day, ducko, which is already a very sad task with the price of everything. I've not bought my daughter blueberries in months. $14 a punnet.

Are you joking? Go frozen. Who can even pay for that? Who can afford that? You're right. Frozen. I've got to go frozen section, but had to do a big grocery shop. This must've been Sunday.

So obviously a big supermarket busy time. So all the people checkouts were really long, much bigger trolleys than I even had. You know how I feel about people who do bring trolleys through self-serve? I think that should be exclusively baskets only. Yeah. I take trolleys through and out, but like, we don't, sometimes you have a few too many things for a basket.

I'm going to give you a big compliment here. I reckon you got your head screwed on. A lot of people who take trolleys through self-serve do not have head screwed on, have no sense of how much space they or their trolley is taking up. And it gets too hard, let alone how long they take. Yeah. Trying to scan everything. And if you get the big trolley, not the little one that you can just like wheel over the thing.

Absolutely. But I am a hypocrite and when, oh, I'm not standing in one of those checkout people, because those trolleys look like $500 worth and they're going to take forever. I'm going to go through self-serve. Yeah. going to take forever. I'm going to go through self-serve. Ducco, my shop came to just under $200. I did not need the attendant to come over once. I got through that hole. That is a skill. Never in my 30s. How long has self-serve been around? Let's say five years, maybe 10? I've never got through one. Even with six things sometimes, I've needed the fricking

attendant because it's flagged, my keys left in the basket, she's not scanning something or something's gone awry. It can be anything really. I've never felt as smug, Ducker. That's a good moment. I popped on out of air and went killing it. And you did your job as a citizen then. You were fast, you were quick, you were in, in and out.

I kept my elbows in, my trolley tucked in and got out of there efficiently. That's brilliant. Proud of you. Smug face for the next four days. Look at you, smug face my friend. When I only needed to do one wipe when I do number two, like straight up, if I just get a one wipe and away with that thing, it's like, I almost, I tell my wife, like I'm just like, honey, this is a good day. We know a lot about each other, but I don't know your techniques in the bathroom. You are wipe check, wipe check.

Yeah, totally. So you're telling me that wipe you went, there is minimal, let alone anything. Then it gives my eye of the storm a break, you know? That thing. Because you and I are both fans, I do know this about your bathroom habits, of the recycled toilet paper

We're good citizens. Yeah, but that stuff very hard. Oh, what is that one ply? It just it hurts very very tough on the mud button. Yeah, so when the mud gets waste got free I'm feeling smug about that. You don't need to baby powder yourself Smug face. Yeah. oh yeah. Shy guy. When it's raining and I have a garage in my house so I don't have to get wet coming and going. You mean you've got an internal door straight to the garage? Yeah, even better when I come to work.

There are days when I don't even go outside. You never see the sky. Because I'm always under a roof. That's depressing. I like it. But he's taken it as, this is a damp, free day. I've not had one speckle of rain on me. It's a good, having a garage, I don't have one, but it'd be great if it's raining.

I'm just going to run to my garage, drive out and go right in. I grew up with a garage at my parents' house, but it was still detached. You had to go outside. So even if it was torrential, you're still going to get a bit wet. It's also when you drive past someone at a bus stop and it's raining. And you splash them. Got you good. I'm in my car.

Enjoy the bus peasants. I told my dad when I see, you know, particular sort of people, I want to pull over and go, can I give you a lift? And my dad said, don't, you'll get stabbed. Babs, the smuggest of us all. Isn't she just. What gives you smug face? When someone's trying to tell you

that you're wrong about something so then you do a quick google and it's right and then you're like yep look at this loser. That is a great feeling. That is good. That is a really good feeling. Being proven right that was the number one sort of response we got when we posted this particularly people saying proving my partner wrong. That's the best feeling you can get. That's the best feeling. That's the best feeling you can get. You're not gonna wipe that smug face off very quickly. No. 13 10 60. Yep. What gives you a smug face? What makes you feel it? Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. What gives you a smug face? It's not a particularly lovely human trait walking around thinking, you know,

your poo don't stink, but there are certain times in life where you go, I'm killing it. Yeah, absolutely. Like me getting through a $200 grocery shop, you know, the big one for the week, not needing the attendant to come over and help me at the self-serve. Yeah, it's great. It's always a good feeling. You do walk away just feeling like you've achieved something. Absolutely. You feel really adult. Like when I can unhook my wife's bra with one hand.

The click baby. Doesn't always happen because she's got some finicky ones, but when it does, it's like, let's just stop before we do anything and look at each other in the eyes. Do you do that with your left hand also? Yeah, left hand. Oh actually I can do right. I can do both. Oh look at you ambidextrous.

I have a lot of practice. When it's important. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, TikTok at you, ambidextrous. When it's important. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So TikTok the other day and it was this woman going, I know left-handed people are just pretending you just want attention. Oh, shut up. What have you straight up? Yeah. Yeah.

Shut up. Hey Nick. Good morning. Good morning. How are we all? Oh, couldn't be better, babe. What gives you a smug face? Um, this one is very specific to me as well.

Um, is when you hit a solid reverse parallel park in front of an audience. space. This one is very specific to me as well. When you hit a solid reverse parallel park in front of an audience, mainly because I drive a truck and trailer for work, so I'm pulling up to job sites all day long. So are you reversing that trailer in? Yeah, well we have to because we've got to unload, tip out, and then we've got to disconnect the trailer and then tip out the second trailer as well. I've never known that feeling Nick.

Oh yeah Jess has never done that. I mean I've done it kind of like just with my normal car but with a trailer and the truck that is a level above. How good, I'm sure Nick could do it you know in front of a busy cafe with outdoor dining Nick could be like watch this everyone. Here I go. No issue. Door with me, life closed.

And also Nick in front of other tradies, that is a high pressure. It makes you feel on top of the world when one of the tradies tells you that you're a good driver. Oh, that would be, yeah. You'd walk out a little bit taller, letting the pencil just, hello. Nick, that's a great one. You'd be riding that high all day long. Very good.

Good friend of the show, Makaya. Good morning. Good morning. How's the beautiful team doing? We're so good. Survaiah. Good morning. Good morning. How's the beautiful team doing? Oh, we're so good. Surviving. Surviving. When was the last time you had smug face? You felt super smug. Oh, man. It had to be when I went to the gym and I was written, there's a couple big guys in there

and I'm repping more weight than they are. And for more times, walking out feeling like a boss. And to top it off, go home, put on a shirt and the shirt's snug. Oh man. Felt like a bomb that hasn't even gone off yet. Got the pump on. Gains! Got them pump on, baby.

Nothing will get those endorphins going like a good session. So I've been told. Or a good mirror session following the gym. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought Mika was going to say he put the shirt on it ripped around the bicep. Oh yeah. Olivia on 13 10 60. Olivia, what gives you smug face? When I get that free iced coffee on the Maccas app.

Oh, Lips doing Maccas plugs. Well done. Send that to MaccasLiv. Tick. Thank you. Very good. How do you get that Olivia? Is that, you know, you've bought nine and the 10th free or cause you're smart and using your to Maccas Liv. Tic, thank you. Very good. How do you get that, Olivia? Is that, you know, you've bought nine and the 10th free or because you're smart and

using your My Maccas app? I'm using the My Maccas app. She's smart. Endorse your Maccas app too. Oh, God, she's good. Good. Well done, Liv. We love a free iced coffee.

And we go to Chris on 13, 10, 6. It's making you feel smart, Chris. Well, it has to be when I walk into the supermarket and because I'm in a group where you can get free samples all I have to do is swap my everyday rewards card and then walk out with a free pork loin. Pork loin roast. Hang on a minute Chris. Now in fear of Shy Guy going everyone has known about this for decades. I don't know about this one. Chris what are you boosting your points though. Chris, what are you talking about? You get to take a whole size of something home, not just like a little taste tester.

Not just the taste, the whole pork loin roast. So it's the bunch sample group that you just sign up for and then they give you free samples and then you just go in and collect them. You have to have ticked something on your app or how do I sign up to this? You have to review the product that you actually start sampling. I can do that for a free porcoin. Review sample group.

Yeah it is. Yeah it's been around for a bit but it took me a while to connect up with them because you have to go onto the Woolworths Bunch website. Okay. It's worth it? Yeah? For a friend dinner? Yeah, you'd walk out there with a free feed. Absolutely. Put that pork loin roast on for 6 to 8 hours at 160 degrees, slow cook.

Hello Ian Hewittson, thank you chef. Now yesterday, had to get passport photos for our sweet flow, five weeks old. We're going to New Zealand, when are we going? End of July. I'm thinking New Zealand's a good place to go. That'll actually be her first time on a plane. Oh, you haven't even popped up to Queensland or anything. No, her first time on a plane is going to be in New Zealand.

Auckland, Queenstown. We're flying to Queenstown. Three hours and something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And how old will she be then? I mean, what's... I don't know. I'm going to figure, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And how old will she be then? I mean, what's... I don't know. I'm going to figure.

Four months? Four months. Yeah. Thereabouts-ish. Sure. When was she born? April. May, June, July, August.

Still semi-potato. Yeah, yes. Three and a half months. Three and a half. So a good age to travel. I think that's a good idea. Yeah, a good age to travel. We are, when we do go to find New Zealand though, we're not...

Who are we going with? I think we're going with Virgine. And they don't have the baby carrier seats at the front for Virgin. The bassinet. The bassinet seat. So we're going to hold her in our arms. Godspeed. You're praying for a good old nap. Yeah, please. Titty on takeoff.

Yeah. Sleep. Sleep. Titty on land. And she does- Sleep some more. Yeah. And she doesn't need to be walked and rocked up because it's going to be, you know. Yeah.

Anyway. But the passport photos for a child is such a funny process because you've had to go through it and we've got a bit of your audio from when you spoke about it because there's a difference between me and you obviously. But the parameters are no parent can be in the shot, no one else can be in the shot, they need to be in the shot, eyes open, it doesn't matter if their mouth is open in the kid passport photo. It's hard to tell a kid what to do at that age. Exactly, at that age when they're a blob.

This only lasts for six months. Oh, isn't that funny? Okay, I reckon we must have gone over a certain number. Age. But because she's such an infant, it's like, all right, you get this matter of time. And we've got to rush to it. She's changing every day.

When you got Lucia's passport photos, here's how you tackled the situation. I pulled out some Gorman, the crazy prince, but I thought, no, she might get flagged. I think you have to be relatively neutral. So I've gone for cream and brown. Yeah. Walk into the post office and the woman goes, oh, is he here for his passport? I went, it's a girl.

I took so much effort into it. And then we got there. The parent, well, Angus, sat to the, like sat askew and then had Lucia on his knees so then they can get just her without anyone in the background with the white backdrop. But I was like, hang on and I'm fixing her hair. I brought a little comb and Angus is going, get out. She's about to crack. Just let them take the picture. I went, but she's going to have this photo for however long. I've got to make sure her hair is cute.

And it's a doozy of a photo too. Got to have that photo for however long. I'm gonna make sure her hair's cute. And it's a doozy of a photo too. I'm gonna have that photo for six months. I think it's fair to say I lost my mind and got way too close to the issue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And couldn't see the bigger picture yet. So I... She's, I forgot about it. I remembered that and we were, Morgan and I were laughing on the way to the post office

to get this photo. How hard did you think about her outfit? The, nothing at all. She was wearing plain, but the only thing I'd seen from online was that I'd seen some dads do it online where they put like a sheet or a towel over themselves so they're in white. So it's like a white backdrop and I'm holding her up behind so you can't see any sort of white and they can Photoshop the white out. Oh, cause that's the issue. Lucia must have been maybe nine months, had decent neck control

so she could sit on her, Ryan. whereas Flo, yeah, how do you? She just flopped no control over her. No control. I was like, get up, Florence. You have to put a ruler up her back and stuff. Yeah, exactly. So I've got a towel, white towel, put it over me. You brought that into the post office.

I brought it into the post office. And the cheek of the post office was like, oh, I'm not very good at kid photos, but I'll give it my best crack. Can we have someone else then? I know. Because this is already a very cumbersome task. Anyone, I'll put the towel over and I'm trying to hold Flo up with this towel over and her neck's just dropping and I can't do it without like really, it looks like the

towel's coming around her chin because I'm trying to hold her chin up. Absolutely. So it just didn't work. We had to lie her down flat. I was about to say, I think I've seen at my local walking going, what's that baby doing on the ground? Yep, you lie them down on a sheet. Basically doing a flat lay. Correct and you do a flat lay, you lie them down on a sheet. Basically doing a flat lay. Correct.

And you do a flat lay, you lie them down and you try to get their attention so they look up, but she can only see about 20 centimeters in front of her. And only black and white at this point. So we got the little black and white like picture book things that we're teaching. I'm trying to like track her eyes to follow and also rude. She knows a party trick. She can track it when I do it at home, but in front of everyone, she crumbled. I was like, you!

And I imagine as well, so the woman is trying to take a photo. Are you basically breathing down her neck to make sure it's in the field? Yes, exactly. And then getting flow up, then I'm removing myself. And she's trying to get the photo and she's like, she wasn't doing a great job. She was just like waiting for Flo to look at her, then take, I'm like, no, just take multiple photos, keep it raining and then she'll eventually see you. It's like at the Bloody Island Ramers, you get one shot at your driver's license. It's a kid. Can we just take multiple? Just come on, keep it raining and then she'll eventually see you. It's like at the bloody RMS, you get one shot at your driver's license. It's a kid, can we just take multiple?

Just come on, keep going. And the parameters are a bit looser, like they can have, as long as their eyes are open, they can have a bit of a crease here and there, they're not as... But I was also thinking, why does this blob that is five weeks old need a passport? I know. What? They're not even going to... She's not going to look like this when I go to the airport in three months.

She will never be out of your field of vision, let alone out of your arms. I know. No. What? They're not even gonna, she's not gonna look like this when I go to the airport in three months. She will never be out of your field of vision, let alone out of your arms. I know. Probably. I understand we need to keep track of who's where when. Yeah. But surely it's a, yeah the kid's with them. Exactly.

It's fine because this blob, you've brought these photos in now. I mean, it's not the best photo I've ever seen in my life. She's blurry in one, so we had to go back the next day to get another one. To get the other one, then she's got a red crease on her face. I might just claim it's a birthmark or something if they try and get angry. But all babies look the same, like you could have... I know. You could have...

Exactly. I could have given you the cheeks. I know. Honestly, I don't think they would have checked. I think the person at customs is going, eh. Yeah, exactly. Let me match this up. Do your signature.

She'll look different tomorrow, as you said. She will. All the time. Let alone when you travel in look different tomorrow. She will. As you said. All the time. Let alone when you travel in July. Yeah, anyway, it was a full on, and obviously there's tears and then you have the old ladies coming to the post office because who else goes there? You have to buy stamps.

Yeah, and they're like, oh she's beautiful, how old? I don't have time for this, we're trying to take a picture. Jess and Ducco. Bit of 50 cent in the club. R The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The Fitties, by The He's gone rogue in some of his Instagram captions. He is just taking shots, baby. At who? Ah, various people. Lots of people! Various other artists.

Yeah, okay. Gotta have a little looky-looky. Fitty, he does go a bit rogue. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. He got shrapnel in the tongue. Yeah, he got shot nine times. He survived. He survived. He can do what he wants.

He can come down to Friday's Live, perhaps. Oh, that would be great. Let's find out tomorrow. Hopefully he comes out in his bulletproof vest. Ooh. Hell yeah. I like him to club, it's a great song. Ooh, and Candy Shop.

Candy Shop, yeah. It's not a good one. Many Men. Oh, yeah. How's that one go? Many men, wish death upon me, blood in my eye, double gun I can't see. Hang on, is that Fiddy?

Oh, no, it's the duck man. My voice had pain in it just there, didn't it? It did, I thought you had shrutnol in the tongue. Thanks so much. Can't believe you got me to do that. Great show though, if you missed it, grab the podcast. That's Yes And, well done, sir. Thanks so much.

Well done. Shia, do you want to sing 50 Cent? Uh, nah, I'm good. See, that was a great example of Yes And. Ah, I see, that's no end. We'll leave it there. That's no no. How's your laptop?

Have you been looking at porn this morning? Is that bad? Have you been put back in? No, no, I was just looking at past RMB Fridays. People like 50, Black Eyed Peas, Brandy, Kerry Hilsen, J Quann. Is anyone coming back? Could it be an all new line up? We're going to find out together. I wonder if you do Fridays Live if you do want to come back and do it again or if you're like, I've ticked that box. Well Craig did it a couple of times.

What's he doing though? What is he doing? Hosting RMB Fridays Live every Friday. Fat Man Scoob obviously passed away, will not be there this year, but he did a few times, he hosted it. You're absolutely right, a valet to the Fat Man. Yeah, it'd be different without him. I know. You know what's so funny, he brought him up. This outfit I'm wearing today, when I pulled it out of my cupboard, I went, I feel Fat Man. Rude. Eww, blowed down the hallway, you look comfy today. I went, that is not a compliment, bros. Yeah, she had a stain on it as well, I saw before,

but I thought it was Lucia's vomit. No, yeah, she spat up the panadol as I was leaving the house. Yeah, that's what I thought it was. Yeah, so I decided to pee. I was wearing this the last time we spoke to Fat Man. So every time I put it on- It's your Fat Man outfit.

It's my Fat Man outfit. Well, comfy Fat Man, that's lounge-like. It all fits. Is that a set? I was like eight months pregnant when we spoke to Fat Man. It is a set, thank you very much. Yeah. Since you do look pajama-y.

Oh, does it have, I didn't actually. It does do look pajama-y. Oh, does it have, I didn't actually notice, does it have spewy? On your left shoulder. Yeah, there's some. Ah. Oh. Yeah, oh well. Oh, oh yeah.

Yeah. Oh, I didn't even notice that. Ah, see? Oh, it's very mummy, isn't it? Yuck, sorry. The least I can do is come in clean clothes. Oh man. We'll wear pajamas next time. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, did you wear spitty pyjamas to work today. I did wear spitty pyjamas. Oh, good times. And we pay our babs about our fashion. Notting doesn't work on the radio babs, I told you. Well, I'm nodding. Nodding, furiously.

Smug face. She's like, hmm, someone is worse dressed than me. Hey, yeah, we're back tomorrow with that announcement from Six. We do have the tickets as well, the Friday's live. We've got Alpha Bucks back tomorrow. It's Thursday so we have Wordioke. Absolutely. Oh yeah. More singing on the radio. Fantastic. You can be bad on Wordioke though. You can, you can. We've got Alpha Bucks of course, more chances at the call of fame and a lot of fun to be had. A lot of fun. Stay safe in this weather wherever you are. Obviously

lots of audience getting smashed by rain. Put your lights on man. It's depressing. Put the lights on. It's depressing. Find activities to do inside. There's only so much twist that one man can play. I know right. I'm more into the colouring books than the kid.

I'm like can you just join me please? And everything's damp. It's just wet. It is. My floorboards are swelling. Yeah, yeah. It's fucking my brain though. Yeah, I know.

It's from Angus Weeing on the New Wave. That's urine cake floorboards. Hey, we're out of here. We'll the rain though. Yeah, I know. It's from Maka's weighing on the new one. That's urine caked floorboards. Hey, we're out of here. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye bye. Bye. So I asked the neighbour to check his cameras and he just sent me a video back of me peeing

on his porch. Jess and Ducco. That was the Jess and Ducco podcast. Maka's new Tennessee barbecue range now touring for a limited time.