Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | How much!?

Episode Date: July 3, 2025

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Trying the cafe's new blend today. Smoother, bolder, better. I'm loving it. Jess and Ducco! This is the Jess and Ducco podcast. Welcome to the podcast, everybody. I don't know how we're going to top yesterday's podcast. Yeah, it was going to be all fish chats.

I went home and told my wife, actually, about the fish that we're getting, the one that represents me. Did you show her a picture of the brissel nose? Yeah, the brissel nose fish. And she was like, oh, I like... I'm like, I know, right? Someone needs to see the brissel nose. I don't know why you, like, I'm like, I know, right? Someone needs to be the bristle knows. They're so gross. I don't know why you want to be here.

I like it because he's a bottom feeder and, and you know, he's just getting it done. Did Kyle say it was a catfish? Is that a type of catfish? Mate, Kyle's just chucking shit out there. I don't know. He was, oh, that should be one of our bitty, bitty bang bang categories. Type fish. Yeah.

There's so many I've never heard of. Oh, mate, there's, yeah. I've never heard of. Oh mate, yeah. I've never been a fish lover. I also don't like fishing. Like I'm one of those people who can catch a fish. I was about to say, have you ever been fishing? Yeah, it doesn't get me, reeling into fish doesn't get me excited. Seeing a fish doesn't get me excited.

I like eating the fish. I like, I'm one of those people, if we go fishing, I'll just drink beers on the boat and talk. I don't really care about fishing. To be honest, as a golfer, I almost thought you would be into fishing. Long activities. Patience requires different types. In a nice environment. You know, people like to be out on the water in their boat, a couple of beers or whatever. I don't see the appeal of that.

Nah, I've just never. And then having to gut them and cook them. It's not for me. I just- Neither. No. It's like you see people- I once went squidding. Squidding was fun. How do you catch a squid? Is it with a line? You quickly chuck things things in and out and the squid sort of catch onto it and they come up and then

I'm gonna cook that. Yeah. Yeah, but you're just chucking it in and out shallow and then they came on and we cook that Yeah, the ink came in the night squirt they they jizz their ink all in the boat in that but that were in and it's it's Gross it goes everywhere. Yeah, then we cook that up on the barbie like half an hour later. That was nice Hello, was this when you were on Survivor? Where were you doing this? Ah, we were on Fraser Island up in Queensland, which is like a more of a remote island. I went with a guy who obviously showed me how to fish and cook it. When I say I cooked it, he cooked it.

Sure. When I say I fished, he chucked it in and I grabbed it. You were there. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I was present. You took your photo holding up. I was drinking Forex. Crowd is punch.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. It was the nicest calamari I'd ever had though. God, I wish I liked seafood. That actual scenario sounds so cool to me. You catch it and you eat it straight away. It's like, have we at Shygon Bads, have we ever told you about the time, this is years ago, Jess and I got offered a, like an influencer massive like staycation at Port Stevens, plus like a free dinner at this seafood restaurant, which is Rick Steins. Rick Steins, who is one of the most famous chefs.

Yeah, I've been there. Yeah, that's a great place. It's a beautiful place. But my wife, who doesn't eat seafood, Jesse doesn't eat seafood, and Angus doesn't eat seafood, and me, and I got a full like $140 lobster to myself, an entire lobster. I think Morgan got a fish pie. Angus got a steak and I got a risotto. At this fancy ass... I got a risotto at this fancy ass... I had the risotto there. Yeah, it's very nice. Do you eat seafood?

I can't see. You like seafood? Yeah, I like seafood. This lobster was my goodness. Yeah, it would have been good. Oh my god. That was a hell of an experience, wasn't it? And then we got...

And we were both pre-kids. Yeah, it was fun. We got in a thousand dollar bottle of wine. The bill came and the restaurant actually went like, wow you guys really didn't hold back. It was like... But we asked at the top, sorry, because that's the thing. I have been caught out too many times and they go, oh whoops that's not included. So now you have that awkward combo. Can we just triple check? What are you guys happy to do? We will sell our souls, we'll do the

videos, but what are you okay with? And they everything oh yeah that was the most expensive bill I've ever been involved in literally four of us it's pretty standard for me it was good and then the next night we got another comp at another restaurant Jess goes we're gonna get one of everything because there was like 20 items. I was like the antipasty share thing. we may as well try it all. And we did. That was great, yeah. That was a good time. They never invited us back, but god we had fun. Yeah, that's true. I would love to go back.

I'd love to go back. Let's do a recovery. Do you know what's funny? We had sort of our second baby moon at the same place. Oh yes. Zero for free. Zero! Right, did you tell them you were coming?

Yeah, well Angus had booked it as a bit of a surprise. Oh okay. So to be fair, it was under his name. Yeah, there you go. But I just thought, oh, they'll know. They'll get it. We'll get looked up. No, we didn't. Nothing.

We milked them dry that time. We really did, you know. And didn't we enjoy it? Oh, it was fun. We enjoyed it. Do you eat seafood, Babs? No. Yeah, okay.

Nothing. Have you tried it though, or you like me? Yeah, I have. Oh, you have? I have over the years. Seafood marinara, like a red sauce seafood marinara get you into it? No, I just can't.

I've even tried like sashimi and everything. Yeah, that's it. That's an acquired one though. Cause that's raw. I love sashimi, but if it's done nice, a lot of flavour sauce. It's the texture and the smell for me. I can't get past it.

What would you say is the gateway? Like what's... Kalamari, obviously. Cause people then go fried kalamari. I don't like really fried kalamari. I like to be grilled. But that's a good gateway drug. I'd say kalamari, yeah. See, it's funny. My issue is with kalamari, it looks chewy and I don't like really fried calamari. I like to be grilled. But that's a good gateway drug? I'd say calamari, yeah.

My issue is with calamari, it looks chewy and I'm a big texture person. Oh, okay. But is it not chewy? No, a little bit. Here's the thing, I like fish, but I don't, I like grilled fish, but if I go to order seafood, I'll get like a seafood marinara, a lobster,

a Morton Bay bug. Oh, my dad loves a bug. They're so good. Whereas fish for me is like eh. Okay. I don't order fish at restaurants because I feel like meh. You know, it'son Bay bug. Oh, my dad loves a bug. They're so good. Whereas fish for me is like, eh? Okay. I don't order fish at restaurants because I feel like, meh. You know, it's just very plain. Fair enough.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm nervous about cooking fish on my own. I just don't think I could execute it well. But also I don't want to waste a meal out. That's why I order it because I can't cook it. Yeah. And you would think a chef knows what they're doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And hey, a really nice fish at a restaurant is good. Totally. Very good. But yeah, a lobster or a Morton Bay bar is delicious. You know, we're going to Italy in a few weeks and a few people have said, when you're on the coast, get it there. Like you'll be in the zone, you'll feel holiday mode. Yeah, seafood pasta's there.

Yes, maybe if we try it there. Like a light white sauce pasta with a bit of prawn in there or something. Yeah, maybe. You won't even notice. I really want to eat it. It's so good for you. Like in terms of omega 3 and 6 brain. Yeah, great for the brain.

I really want to eat it. I don't think I eat enough chia seeds to offset not eating seafood. No, absolutely. Maybe I'll try. Okay. Give it a go. When we get our fish and a fish tank in here, which is what we discussed on yesterday's episode.

Oh, but that might turn me off. No, you might go, geez I want to eat me. You might look at the Jess fish. When I'm seeing, when I'm seeing. We'll probably come in one day Jess is swallowing, she's swallowing Ducko's bristle nose fish oh what like um Jonah Hill's character in Wolf of Wall Street or he eats the goldfish. I'll pay that. Yeah yeah yeah I'll pay that. Steve Madden. He's really fucked up. You just walk in and I'm like, what? And he gets his dick out and he starts jerking off at the party.

Real hectic scene. That'll be me. I remember that part of this. Oh, when they do the quailutes and he gets the idea to use his friend Steve Madden who sells shoes and he goes downstairs and I see Margot Robbie for the first time and Johnny Hill gets his dick out. Oh yeah, I remember that. And he starts jerking off at her and his wife's there and he's like, she's perfect!

And his wife's like, oh my god. Yeah, yeah, it's a great, I love it. I like that movie. I haven't seen it in a long time. That's a great, I actually really like hearing Margot Robbie talking about how she got into the accent. Yeah, yeah. Have you seen that?

When she's talking about working with a vocal coach and the Boston, is she Boston? Yeah, Boston, yeah. The Duchess. Yeah, the Duchess. Such a good movie. That is a great movie. Gotta watch that again.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway. Anyway, enjoy the show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, enjoy the show. Welcome to Thursday team. It is a pleasure to be with you this morning. Yes. A lot of fun to be had. A lot of fun in store. Yeah. How are we all feeling today? You know, I'll be honest with you, duck man. Yeah. Our boss, you know, in our team meeting the other day said, Hey guys, you know, are we being honest with ourselves off air? When we first roll in,

maybe give each other a percentage check. And I've actually heard marriage counsellors do this. Really? And he'd just been to marriage counselling. He was just implementing what he'd learnt. I wonder where he got it from Brené Brown also talks about this in a marriage. You know, they say everything's 50 50. Yeah. But that's saying that you're both bringing your best. You're both bringing 100% so you can divide equally.

Where marriage counselors go, let's be real, that's not realistic. Sometimes you're not having a good day, sometimes I'm not having a good day. Come to your relationship by saying, hey honey, I've got about 45% today. And maybe your partner can go, well, you know know what sweetheart? I've got the 65 you know I've got you. I will lift a little bit more. Yeah, so our home collectively has a hundred Yep, and that's what boss Jay said for us to do so to you duck away say look. Yeah, I'm on about a 70 So, okay 70. All right, I'm gonna need you. Well, I just need to know what was shotgun. What are you putting on today? We'll go 90 okay, so are you juiced up or you what are you? Uh, we'll go 90. Okay.

He's like, Babs, are you juiced up or are you, what are you? Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good. Okay. So we've got a couple of nineties. We've got a couple of nineties. Does that mean I only need to chuck in like a 60 and then we're all gravy? Well, no, I think you need to pick up my slack. So you need to come in at about 130.

I'm a hundred and that's me on fast forward. I'm going to need a double shot espresso for the duck man today, because he's got to be pumping out just that little bit more. I'll go, I got you. I'll dip more in. I'll take more from tomorrow. And you smile. Yeah, I'll take it.

And you know what? Because by tomorrow, hopefully. Yeah. What if you're worse tomorrow and I'm taking into tomorrow? Then we need Shaga to be 130. Then we need Shaga. Can, does he have it in him? Does his tank go that deep? Geez. What say you? Yeah Shige to be 130. Then we need Shige. Can, does he have it in him? Does his tank go that deep?

Jeez. What say you? Yeah, we'll be right. Speaking to the mic, buddy. We'll be right. So I'm working out each one of my computer. Oh, come on. We're trying to have some fun live on the air. Are you telling me our tech support guy is having tech issues? We've got his tech segment coming later on today. I'm enjoying that.

If you have a tech issue, because we realised this week after Shige He's having tech issues. We've got his tech segment coming later on today. I'm enjoying that. If you have a tech issue, because we realised this week after Shy Guy taught us all how to close our tabs on an iPhone, if you've got tech issues, he's the man for you. Slide into our DMs. Slither in. There's an Instagram story. Oh yeah, because he's got to sort some today. This is like a beta test for his tech support segment.

Absolutely, because one rice cooker did say, he's a genius. Can he have a weekly segment? Now that's asking a lot of the man who has just said, yeah, it'll be fun. I've also got a lot of weekly segments. Well, I don't know. Do you? What are you saying? We're working you too hard.

All of the games, dips, diaries. No, no, no. I wouldn't say the games are your weekly segment. I was going to say- I was going to say your weekly segment was Shy Guy's Leftover Drinks that got axed. Firstly, we palmed off Wordioke Quizmaster to Babs. Babs does that. Now we've palmed off Bitty Bitty Bang Bang Quizmaster to Babs.

Dari shared with you and Babs. He's gotta voice it. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay. A bit. What I'm hearing is he's gonna tank the tech support segment today so he doesn't have to do it again. No. How's that 90% looking? It's fine.

Are you a bit tired today? I am tired today. Would you like a cold and flu? So you're not 90%? Well no, the 10% is the tired part. I reckon you're less than Jess. I reckon you're about 38. Nah, I'm up there.

But see, Jess finishes in a matter of hours. I've still got at least six more to go. Are you reserving? Yeah, I'm up there. But see Jess finishes in a matter of hours. I've still got at least six more to go. Oh, are you reserving? Yeah, I'm reserving energy. What I'd ask if you... You can get out earlier today though. Yeah. I can't though.

You can. We'll wrap it up quick. You'll be done by 10, 30 minutes. If you and I are in this marriage together, that means Shy Guy and Babs, you'd argue. Babs are you willing to pick up the slack of old mate here? You see her eye roll out there. Hey guys, all for 101 for all. Neither of you are on 90%. Can we be honest with each other? I think you need to come in with about 360%. What are we actually on today? Okay, it's Thursday, the new Tuesday. Maybe. That's the back end of the week. We can't be tarnishing Thursdays. Cause we're close to Friday, but we're not quite there just yet.

Everyone calls Thursday Friday Eve, don't they? They do. It's big in the work world. It's got that positive juju. Yeah. Hey. All right. I'm going to change my percentage. I'm here at 85 for you. Oh, okay. So you two can be honest about your percentages. It's the hardest thing when someone asks you to give a percentage as well.

How do you know an accurate percentage? How do you know? Are you ever a hundred percent? You know what I mean? I reckon there's been days on this show I've been a hundred. Yeah. Absolutely. I know you and me obviously.

Oh yeah, the average. The average path. I can't speak for anyone else. Yeah, well, yes, no. Nor can I. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm looking forward to it. So we've got a big show, buddy.

Yeah. Cause you've come in with a hat and you Yeah. I don't know why you want it. Because you've come in with a hat, and you can tell your time's coming down your hair. It's a different energy, yeah. You had a black hat on, your hair's all messy. Because you take pride in your hair. Yeah, we saw it in the video.

I just couldn't be bothered today. I just couldn't be bothered. But that's what I'm saying, if you couldn't be bothered. What time did you get to bed last night, is it a late night? Night, oh, 10, I think, but that's not late. That's like normal for me. 10 does feel late.

10 does feel a bit late in what we do. Well, I was in bed at 8.30, but I was watching TV, but I'm actually like often asleep. Oh, my entourage. I'm hard into entourage. Oh, nice. What season? Four, I think. Oh, good times.

Aquaman's sort of just starting out. Oh, some of the great times. He gets cast as Aquaman, doesn't he? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Vince. Yeah, Vince. Vince, I remember. And Ari's got the new agency setting up.

Oh, what a great show. That is a good show. Are you kidding? I am Queens Boulevard. Yes. One of the greats. I actually really liked seeing the other side of Hollywood through entourage.

So good, hey. Things like the voiceovers and the re-dos and the being cut. Well that's based off of Marky Mark's life. Yes. Yeah. That's right. Yeah, yeah.

I don't think it's exact. He probably exaggerated. He is the main character's inspiration. life yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and him and his mates yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he went off the rails and went to jail. Yeah, he was a bit of a, he was a bit of a badass. If you're in a band called The Funky Bunch, you feel pretty straight 180 to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It sounds pretty soft in my opinion. No disrespect, Mark Wahlberg. I love your movies. His reform name's got Wahlberger. What?

Don't put him in a box. I know. He's got layers. He loves golf as well. That's why you like him. Yeah, me and Marky Mark. Yeah, you've got a lot in common. Ah, but we do have a big show team.

We've got Alfbox, of course, 10k out for Grabs. Only cool if you're good at it. Had a bit of a dip yesterday. Yeah, a few people have sucked. We've got Shotgun tech supporters. We've worked out. We are beta testing that segment today. We've got Wordy Oakey today.

And more chances to win those tickets to Lady Gaga. Yeah. Get involved in the show. You never need an invitation. Our number 131060. Up next though, Babs is running us through the top places to have sex there's been a survey she refused to the herpes in New Zealand story but this one she went yeah yeah this is more in my wheelhouse I'll take this one I'll bring my 36% and I'll put it all into this article

Babs 100% next Jess and Ducco Jess Ducco. Is she gonna do it for us? No, she handed it to me and refused. And it got to the point where I couldn't push any further. We just said they're here of their own free will. So we'll keep it that way. But I'll definitely get her to weigh in on her experiences throughout this. Please do. We will throw to you Babs. Be ready on mic. The sexual wellness company Love Honey, which we all know and love. Oh yes! So they had 2000 adults, which I think is a good sample size, about places they fantasise

about having sex. So we've got the top 10. Talk to me. Um, alright, I'll start with 10. Number 10. And let's see if we've all done this. Done or fantasised about it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. In a friend or family member's home. we've all done this. Done or fantasized about it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

In a friend or family member's home, like someone else's home. I can't say I fantasized about that. Have I done it every... Oh, yes! Yeah. You looked at me just then. I know you've gone to feed my dog a few times. Sorry, not yours.

This was in my youth, Ducco. Oh yeah. You know, we'll all go back to Emily's for kick-ons. Ah, Emma. Emma. Yeah, yeah. I've certainly done it in someone else's house. She's got a rumpus roof kick-ons. Ah, Emma. Emma. Yeah, yeah. I'm certainly down with someone else's house. She's got a rumpus roof, if you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah. Also, everyone's just there.

It was just like one of those situations where it's just limbs flying around. There was another one after a drama performance, Ducco. With your theatre troupe. You know theatre troupe. We wrapped a Midsummer Night's Dream. Oh, goodness me, that would have had you flying I was Hermia what did Jason? Oberon oh we know Oberon gets down dirty with it doesn't he you know he flies you know my favorite room of the house yeah the laundry the laundry well we'll get into that um so someone else's house it's a yes from me Shy Lord? No. No. Babs? No.

Shy Lord? No. No. Babs? No. I'm just gonna be so... I care about this. In a limo is never nice. No, Ducco, no.

Shy Lord, no. Babs? No. Never in a limo. Interesting. I've never been in a limo. Really? We should do a show from a limo.

That's a bucket list thing. We should do a limo show. I don't know where we're going. But I can see it being difficult in a limo, Ducco. Yeah, well, there's long seats. Bart no done it seats. Oh, you're right Bart, that's very, you know, very, I'm happy with missionary but you're not doing too much more exciting stuff. No. They're quite low. But there's a bit of room, like you've got room either side. That's true. Don't act like you're up too much, just, you just, just leave it. That's what I'm saying, I could do, I'm happy. Yeah. But you getting all acrobatic, you're gonna hit your head.

So true. I'll be flying around, aren't Irobatic, you're gonna hit your head. So true. I'll be flying around out there. You'll be flying around. I'll wear a helmet. I've got my sex helmet, you know that. I just pictured Duggo in a full NFL kit, but pantsless. Pads, helmet. So you've got the pad, the big shoulders, that grill over your face.

And then you've got fire pads on. Yeah. What about this one? In a sauna, number eight. I have fantasised about never done it. Darko, you'd die. Well, yeah. There's no oxygen in there.

It wouldn't be a quick sesh. It wouldn't be a long sesh though. It wouldn't be a long sesh. Yeah. Yeah. I've got no interest in being in a sauna, steamroom at all, let alone doing exercise. Those places with like, recovery places with like public saunas and steamrooms always wig me out because you go, there's people that have done it in here. Who have done it in here. Absolutely there's people that have done it in here. And they're perpetually damp. You know what I mean? Nothing's dry in those places. Yeah it's a bit moist. Never cleaned. I'm sure they give them a wipe down but I can't imagine thorough enough. Babs have you done it in the sauna? No. Oh what happened this one now? I know Jess is at work.

Tick. Yeah the good Yeah, the good guys. The good guys? Again, my favourite room in the house. Laundry. I've come close but never at no cigar at work. Unfortunately. I know. You've got that key to the boss's office. You are desperate. I'm gonna try. This way I can. Anyway, Babs, what about you? Work? Nah.

It's still funny. It sounds like you've recorded her nose. Yeah, I know. I may as well have. I may as well have. Ah, what about this one? You're 23, you should be brave enough to bang at work. 24 now. On top of a pool table.

Oh, no, that would be... That's specific. That would be chafing. You reckon? Well, if you had a bare bum on the felt... Oh, yeah. You know, it's a carpet burn. Actually, I didn't think about that.

That's what... yeah. Yeah, that would actually... It's not even a carpet. Yeah, it's like... That's felt, it's a carpet burn. Actually, I didn't think about that. Yeah. That would actually... It's not even a carpet. Yeah, it's like... That's what I'm saying, carpet burn. On a pool table. So why would you want to do it on there?

Well, yeah, we're thinking of our perspective, hopefully I'm not getting in shape. Yeah. Fair, fair. But no, I've never had a fantasy about it, never even thought about it. You know who I'd be curious if they have? Who?

Babs. Oh, yeah, Babs, have you? No. Okay, interesting. We'll write this one, in the ocean. Yeah, we've all had a fantasy about it, never even thought about it. You know who I'd be curious if they have? Who? Babs. Oh yeah, Babs, have you? No. Okay, interesting. We'll have this one. In the ocean. Yeah, we've all had a good ocean. Have, done, don't recommend. Yeah, have done salty.

Babs? No. I'll wear this in a pool. I know your parents had a pool. No. You've done spa bath, like jacuzzi tub. Have you done pool? Yeah. Chlorine in your face.

It's not nice. It feels like... Hey, the things you can do... Sorry. Sorry, oh my goodness. You're getting horny. The things you can do without gravity. You know what I mean? Oh.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, what about this one? In a car. Yes. That's a safe. I know you've had the coppers knock on your car door, haven't you? That was an off air story. That was off air.

I apologise. Dump, dump, quick, there's still time. There's still time. Ah whatever, it's out there now. Know who I would be if you set in. Broken me. Babs. Yeah, Babs have you done anything?

Quickly deflect. No. I will get you. On the beach. Can you imagine her in the, sorry, her old car in the beetle? You just couldn't do it. You defy the laws of gravity It would not work. It's too squishy. Yeah, and sorry. Where was this one? Ah Beach

Yes, it's sandy. Oh, yeah, try doesn't know Babs Beach. No, right this one the last one in the bed Another one was actually the shower which I found interesting. Yeah That's very easy to tick off. It fantasizing about that team. Just do it. Basically they came out and said these are all pretty accurate in terms of other studies that other people have done, sexologists and stuff. However, aeroplane bathroom is normally in the list. Mile High Club. That is on my fantasy list but I just don't see how we're ever going to execute it. No, it'd be disgusting. So cramped, yucky, and also like- And how do you execute? Like, do you go in and then wait five minutes? But also, just rude.

You know what I mean? Fellow passengers, it's just rude. Wait, wait, wait, wait. One check. Babs, have you done an aeroplane bathroom? Yeah. Yeah. Jess and Ducco.

Well, we don't often get takeout midweek. So when we do, it's like a bit of a treat, you know what I mean? Is that sort of, ah, we haven't thought about dinner and it's gotten to 5.30? Yeah. Yeah. You know, it's nap trapped with the child, couldn't do much.

It's bad weather. Like let's just, you know, let's just Morgan's mom flew in today as well. I flew in yesterday as well. Oh, wonderful. Because I've got a, obviously I've got a corporate golf day that I have to do in the name of charity. And you're going to be gone. So what a great chance for grandma to fly in, spend some time with her grandbaby. So we knew you get it from the airport

maybe we get some take away on the way home let's get some grilled. Oh is your mother-in-law a burger lady? Yeah she looks beautiful and I like grilled you know I don't often get I don't know if I'd order a burger but I enjoy a grilled. I enjoy a grilled also. And a grilled chip. Oh grilled chip is good and a grilled dipping sauce. Yeah. They're really doing a lot right. Yeah and their nuggies, their nuggies are good too. I'm not a chicken nugget orderer. The HCF? Yeah, yeah, they are good. Yes!

Healthy chicken fry. The bites or whatever they are. That's not being what they're set for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Anyway, we have our set grilled order. We both get, and this is the only time I'll ever get fake meat. I don't like meat that's fake, that's pretending to be meat.

You have Faken's, you have Tofurkies. Yeah, I don't like it, but for grilled, they do like an impossibly grilled thing, where it's like a, like a fake beef patty. So that's not a port's pretending to be me. You're fake-ins, you're toe-fer-keys. But for grilled, they do like an impossibly grilled thing where it's like a fake beef patty. So that's not a portobello mushroom, that is genuinely one of those meat substitutes, soy-seed. Probably caked in sodium or something like that to make it taste good.

But it's like a fake beef patty, right? And we got it a couple years ago, Morgan and I have never got off that train. We're like, wow, this is what we do. Yeah, which is the only place I ever do it. I love me. You know that. Cause you're not averse to,

I was gonna say not averse to a bit of red meat. But it just tastes really good. So anyway, we both go, let's get our grill. Let's get our usual. Morgan goes, I'm gonna mix it up tonight. I'm not gonna get the usual. I'm gonna get another one. It's still a fake meat one, but it's heavy on the-

I'm pivoting. Heavy on the pickle. You know, I'm not a huge pickle person. Like long pickles. Yes. Heavy on the pickle and You know, I'm not a huge pickle person like long pickles Yes heavy on the pickle and less sauce and different and when I get my burger I get that but I add pineapple Obviously some Queenslander Queenslander through an avocado and Morgan doesn't do that. It's a real summer vibe. Yeah Yeah, I like that drop it tropical in my mouth. Yes The can of passion

Here I go. I'm crazy, baby. That's what I do. So, more good pivoting. That must have hurt you. It did hurt, but I just said, hey, that's crazy. I would never do that. You do that.

But I'm not doing that. Okay. Once you've got, I don't often put calories like this in me. And when I'm doing it, I want what I want. And I can imagine you're like, I'm not going to risk that it doesn't tick the box for me. Exactly. If I'm going to go in the naughty bin, I better make sure I get every ounce of it. So we go, we get it.

It's takeaway. We get home. I've got Flo. So Morgan's like, oh, quickly eat while you're at Flo. Morgan gets her burger out. Oh, yep. I'm mining Flo. She goes, how's it taste?

She goes, actually tastes really good. It tastes really similar to the other one, but I think it's better. And I go, oh, awesome Okay, I get mine out bite into dried Pickle with no sauce. I look at I go Morgan you've eaten mine and she goes, oh, but there was no pineapple I was like there was you just ate it. No wonder it tasted so good Morgan you ate my grill burger. So you got left with the pickle Yeah Less sauce

Less sauce, dry. I gave it to her, she had a bite, she goes Oh yeah, that's not as good Hang on, so what if this was me, Ducco, I would have sent her in the car Yeah, go buy me a new one I was close to it, but her mum was over and I had to be like Oh, that's fine, it was fine No She's like, you can have more chips, I was like, I have more chips anyway

Nothing upsets me more than a wasted meal. That promised to be good. And she loved mine and she never gets pineapple ever, always pays me out about it. And then she had it and she's like, this was better. And then I'm having these dried. I don't know what hers was because I didn't see what she'd ordered, but it had a lot of pickle. It was too dry. It didn't work. And it was like, one of those things you're like, now I'm just,

this is a complete waste of my evening. I came into this, I'll be honest with you, not on your side. Just when you said Morgan's done something, we went, I'm gonna find a way to defend my girl. I thought you backed this. I can't. Who doesn't read, look on and go, I'm eating a pineapple. But also you know you, and this is the issue.

When you pivot, I was gonna say, you know what you ordered, but when you deviate from your track, don't try new things, kids. That is the lesson out there. That's the lesson. Stick to, you know what you ordered, but when you deviate from your track, don't try new things, kids. That is the lesson out there. That's the lesson. Stick to what you know. Don't do new things. Don't be adventurous.

Yes. If you've found something you like, stick with it. Exactly. Do you all, do you eat grilled? Yeah, I've grilled. Do you order the same thing every time? Every time.

What do you get? Well, okay, it's one of two. Oh yeah. So it's either the simply grilled, I think it's the chicken, or the Summer Sunset. Summer Sunset's fantastic. No, no, Summer of two. Oh yeah. So it's either the Simply Grilled, I think it's the chicken, or the Summer Sunset. Summer Sunset's fantastic. No, no, Summer Sunset is the chicken,

that's what Angus likes. I am a Simply Grilled, add cheese, obviously. Yeah, I love the Summer Sunset as well with pineapple. That's a good time. Yes. Zucchini fries, you gotta get zucchini fries. Oh, see that? I'll just go normal fries.

I'm a straight up normal friger. See, I like a sweet potato fry. They're not bad. They're good though, they're good. Nothing scratches the itch like potato. You're so right. I think, you know what's for a sweet potato. They're good though. They're good. Nothing scratches the itch like potato. You're so right. I think, you know what's me getting sweet potato? Thinking I'm being healthy.

It says healthy burgers in the box. They are just as salted and fried. Yeah. Babs? What's your grilled? I either get a simply grilled with cheese or the HCF, which is like the fake, like the healthy chicken or whatever it is. There's Chipotle Mayo.

How would you all feel if you went and you got someone else's fake Veggo burger with pickles? Outrageous. Oh, unacceptable. I'm glad the teams echoed my anger. I am so glad the mother-in-law is in town because you need to, you need to put some sort of like, I'm not coming home. Oh, I didn't say goodnight to her before going to bed. That's, that was a, that's.

I never go to bed angry though. We just pick up the anger the next day 30 seconds 10 questions all started with the same letter have to take your first answer Can't use the same answer twice and if you're unsure the questions they pass we come back of course if there is time we are playing for $10,000 of course but you know that don't you Mick? Oh yeah I'm shaking like a leaf. No Mick get it together. I heard Babs and Mick have doing some breathing exercises off air, Ducco, just trying to recalibrate. You're often going to have a heart attack.

No, no, you're going to clench the buttocks and release. Mick called them thinking he's never going to get through and then he's got through and he's like, uh-oh. And Babs went, there's something about Mick. Today's his day. I thought it'd be easy but then now the heart's just pounding. Why, Mick, it's just you and your mates, Jess and Ducco. Yeah, there's $10,000 on the table. Love you both. Don't worry about that.

I love you Mick. I can feel the love through the phone. As can I. What's motivating you today Mick? What do you want to spend the money on? Ah, it'd be good to take my daughter on a good holiday up to the Gold Coast maybe to the rides and all that. Oh I love that. A little bit of shopping at the shopping centres. Will you be as nervous on the giant drop in Dreamworld as you are now? No way. Okay alright. He's a daredevil but this is tough. This is tough, this is a whole other level.

Mick, what is your daughters name? Billy Arna. Billy Arna? That's why he got the wristband. Ah. Because Babs slash hot sausage, her real name is Billy. Well, Mick, I was really hoping you were going to say Talia, maybe Tameka, because those names start with the

letter T. And that's what you're going to work with, OK? Yep. All righty. It's a solid letter. It's a good letter. I don't know if we could have given Mick anything better. No.

Are you ready to rock? I hope so. Alright. Come on, Mickie. Now is the time, Mick. Your time will start after the first question. Love you, Mick. Come on.

Starting with the letter T, we need you to name something you'd find in the shed. Tools. A drink. Tea. An electronics brand. Tools. A drink. Tea. An electronics brand. Arse. A band. Arse.

An insect. Arse. A condiment. Arse. A verb. Tune. A horror movie. A verb. A tune. A horror movie.

A Mexican. You know what though? You did only get three Mick. But in your defence, I think they were hard. The first two you nailed. An electronics brand, Toshiba is not top of mind. That's hard. Unless you've just bought a printer

I like I don't know take that is obviously a well-known band, but I don't think it's in mix wheelhouse train as well I know that's that's tough. Yeah, and then I think you would have got insect and condiment Had you had you had those in your head? He was right. He was right or tarantula or a tick for an insect to condom it tomato sauce a Horror movie could have been anything with that to be honest this shining the exorcist Yeah, look me. You didn't get the money. Oh good. You didn't get a hundred dollars to spend on mine at candle exchange, okay, so you know That's nice still you're Billy on I can go through some of the nice sense Good yeah, good. Yeah, hey we think thanks for facing. Thanks for calling in anyway Mickey, okay? Thanks, Mick have a great day. Yeah. Yeah. We thank you. Thanks for facing in anyway, Mickey. Okay.

Thanks, Mick. Have a great day. Take care. You too. Bye. Sorry, Daco. Do you feel like some players just, they strike a chord differently? Yeah. Yeah. That felt really bad. I felt like I was talking to a friend. I mean, everyone's my friend. Everyone's a friend but if we can be honest with you rice cookers we know when you just want the 10 grain. Yeah and Mick wanted to have a good time. And that's fine. Yeah yeah yeah that's okay. But Mick. He wanted to get to know us. There was something else about Mick I just feel so gross. I know I feel like I've had beers with Mick at the pub you know what I mean we would have solved the world's problems.

Take his daughter to bloody dream world. That's really struck me in the feels. Well done, Dad. That's just a good Dad. Just a nice guy. Damn you, Babs. That's your fault. What do I always say, Jess? It's Babs' fault? Yes, and life's hard then you die. What'd I do? You put electronics brand in Mick's quiz.

Yeah, you knew Mitch wouldn't get it. His name was Mick. I've already moved on. Love you, Mick. Jess and Ducco. Right now, Ducco, we know how fast the media cycle moves. We know that you need to make hay while the sun shines. If life gives you lemons, geez, you better make lemonade within the next 24 hours because the world will move on.

It will drop you quickly, as quickly as it found you. You can go viral absolutely but geez if you can capitalize well done to you. We all remember Jeremy Meeks that hot guy whose mugshot went viral remember that guy? Oh yeah. And then he was getting modeling contracts and that the guy was like a criminal but everyone went he's so hot. He's good looking. Cause the mug shot a few months back, of course, Hawk Tuah. Oh, we got everyone to Hawk Tuah. Spill that, pal. We got people to Hawk Tuah.

She was bloody up on stage with Chris Stapleton at one point. She made Tuah coin and then it kind of was illegal and something went wrong. And then she went underground for a bit. And she did, I don't know what she ended up making out of it, but there were certainly opportunities for her to have capitalized on a viral moment. Well it's happened again. Just last week you brought us the story of 24 year old athlete Chris Robinson, who's an American hurdler. You're not gonna forget that name. Hurdling with his third leg. Correct. He was doing the 400 meter hurdles at the NCAA championships. Unfortunately, I don't know if we ever got to the bottom

whether he was not wearing underwear or if they failed him in the moment. Cause he was in shorts and he wasn't in the track tights. So he was in shorts. So I went back and watched the video closely a lot of times. Of course, because you take your job seriously. It was professional development and me and my mates actually at the pub on Friday, we were discussing this story. We're like, how big does it have to be to come out? Also, and Shaggy, you can back me up on this, not wearing underpants or any form of skin thing to do sprinting would be risky, painful. But also that's what I wanted to land on.

Painful. I understand it is the berries where the pain receptors more lie, but that thing slapping around, particularly for an athlete doing hurdles, where you've got an implement you are jumping over. That's just high risk. That's high risk. And also when you're jumping over, you're jumping over with like minimum length at the top and if you've got a member hanging down.

Absolutely. Now he did knock over two of the hurdles. The pork sword. Whilst his pork sword was, I guess, unsheathed, released from its cage. But he still went on to win. He did, which is its cage, but he still went on to win. He did, which is great. He rolled over, went on to win. The vision is actually hilarious where he crosses the line. He nearly doesn't. The guy coming second is on his tail hop, but he does the chest over the line and then basically just falls flat while he tries to adjust himself before standing up.

He's member cross first, really. He really did. Yeah. If the guy only had a bit of a bigger nose, it may be he would have won, but Chris had his Johnson out, he's won it. He's what it is. As we talk about making hay while the sun shines, an underwear brand called Shinesty Ducco,

they are in talks with 24 year old Chris Robinson about being the new face of their undies. Because obviously when we talk about a loose python, you need to get that thing back in its cage. You need to wrap it up. How about you put him in a nice pair of shinnisty undies. Any undies for him would work, like because he obviously wasn't wearing any. Unless he was and it came out, we don't know. But shinnisty will protect the package. Terrible PR for the undies, he was wearing them. Could you imagine that? Like if it comes out he was wearing Bonds, they will just...

That'd be the end of that. They won't want to be anywhere near that story. Do you reckon this was a bit of mayo from him? He goes, I'm going to intentionally not going to wear any, going to let it pop out. Retire from running. To be fair, you're the guy who's closest to a mindset of an athlete. Would you do that? Would you risk throwing?

No, you wouldn't think so. Not in the finals of the world. If he's still gone on to win, clearly he's a contender. I don't know if he's throwing it for the sake of that. I can't speak on behalf of a big members. That's Shy Guy. So I can speak on the effort. Shy Guy, would you risk it?

Well then he'd go on OnlyFans if that was okay. Very true. But we could have a bidding war here for young Chris Robinson. Cause not only has Shinnesty shown interest and allegedly from Shinnisty's people, he's going to talk to them. Another underwear brand, Cracker Tower. They produce underwear specifically for athletes. So Chris could have a bidding war here.

How good is that? How much are you going to give me? What are you going to give me? Or is it just like, I will give you, Andi, you do an Instagram post. Yeah, to be fair. That'd be a real fall from grace. How much power does Chris have to maybe put a dollar amount? Yeah.

How good are his people? We watched that Michael Jordan doco where his mum really was the one getting him the good dollars. Yeah, in the Nikes. So hopefully Chris Robinson also has good people to milk the underwear brands dry. He's the next MJ. He's the next MJ. Why, you the guy whose peen came out while running?

Yeah, that's me. Yeah, that's what I do. You're this generation's Michael Jordan. Jess and Ducco. Don't forget on the show today, Lenny Kravitz. How could I forget Ducco? That's why you've worn what you've worn, I see. He is incredible.

He has been in the music biz over three decades and just keeps getting better and better. I just need to ask what is his secret to longevity? The energy that man is bringing to the stage, to the gym. He's amazing. Looking forward to catching up with you. We're going to have a Jamie Durin in our hands here, Shargo. Watch out. I may have pushed for this chat, so God, I hope he's a good combo. We only seem to interview really attractive guys that Jess loves. And Grant Daniel. And Grant. I was happy to do Grant. He's also attractive. I floated with Grant yesterday, so you may as well float with Lenny today.

Thank you. Tit for tat. You get one, I get one. One for you, one for me. Right now, we're in Canada. It's been a while since we've been here, to the Maples. Oh, that's good. Go Blue Jays.

Go Blue Jays. Go Birds. A new Canadian study suggests that consuming dairy increases the likelihood of nightmares and poor sleep. I would like to refute. Yeah. My diet would be 95% dairy. Well... I have alright dreams.

It's mainly in people who have gastro sort of issues. So people who have dairy intolerances, i.e. your Babs's of the world, your Me's. Yes, your IBS, your lactose intolerance. So this was published in Frontiers in Psychology and it was examined, they examined 1,000 students at McEwen University and a third of respondents experienced regular nightmares who had dairy close to bedtime or before bed, which can also be sweets, right? Like they sort of go hand in hand. So it can be dessert or it could be yogurt totally you're hard pressed to find something that is dairy free to be honest you gotta really be conscientious but they're saying nightmares not just dreams vivid things while you're asleep proper

nightmares but nightmares Jason is chasing me with his chainsaw exactly those are food sensitivities and particularly lactose intolerance so your badges and stuff significantly more likely to report disturbed sleep and emotional, intense or negative dreams. Are they connecting it somehow? How is dairy in my tum tum affecting my brain? It doesn't say, it just says the severity of lactose intolerance symptoms is associated with severity of nightmare disorders.

I have heard that, you know, oh you probably don't have this issue, I find cheese addictive, like it's so moorish to me. I cannot be in front of a cheese board without taking it all in. Apparently there is like the addictive property similar to morphine or something in cheese. That's why you constantly go for more, go for more. So you're an addict is what you're telling us. You are genuinely addicted to it.

Yeah, same principle I guess. I guess it is. You're just getting so much in that now it's warping your mind's eye. Yeah same principle. I guess I guess it is you're just getting so much in there now It's warping your mind's eye. Yeah So it's trying to say don't have these things before bed. Oh, so you can have it in the morning Yeah, yeah, and it can sort of let your stomach digest let your body get used to all right spicy foods Can be bad. Yeah, it can be bad for nightmares, which I've not noticed but you know, we need to go to spicy boy

You know, I'm spiced. Yeah. Yeah, we need to go to our leading expert in IBS and dairy. And lactose intolerance. Babs. She's been working overtime for us this morning. Is it morning for you? Yeah I'm tired. Would you say this is correct? Um, I do have a lot of bad dreams but I don't know if it's because I have dairy. Yeah, but you do have a lot of dairy. Yeah. Well there's the link. Well there's the link. Hey, can I study one from one?

Would you be willing, Babs, to put your body on the line for this program? I appreciate the Canadians have done the thousand person study. Study, students. Do we do a one person? I like that. Would you go off dairy? Really?

That's gonna be tough. Couple of days, maybe. Yeah, couple of days. No dairy, see how you dream. And see how you dream for us. I mean if I have to. Yeah okay well you do, it's for the show. We're not forced you to do anything but for the show. Yeah for the show. Yeah whatever you want. Don't worry about it, I'm sorry I asked. Someone just messaged me saying, on the text line, I don't know if it's 8888186, just being addicted to cheese is

the least surprising thing I've heard in 2025. We're all, we're all getting really open and vulnerable today guys. It's really not news is it? Jess and Ducco. Earlier in the week, I got some tech support from Shaga because we established I was a 500 tab guy on my phone. Which is the limit an iPhone will let you create for tabs. You went, oh jeez I've got to go through these individually. It was plaguing me, I just kept closing old ones and I'm a tab hoarder. And unfortunately neither of us knew that there was a simple solution. Lucky! We work with a tech expert. And now guys we are beta testing.

After we share Shy Guy's solution. I want to say quickly, one of the best openers we've had and isn't it funny how quickly we can turn around a good one when we want to? Isn't it funny? Two shades! I'm going to create some babs for most of this one. It's a good opener! Oh, a little bit of thought goes into something! Shocker how good it is! When Shy Guy's segment wants to get off the ground, we've got a great opener!

Oh, Jess and Duggo have an idea? There you go, work with that guys! It is sick! It's a good opener. We were inundated, we put a video of Shy Guy's tech support on closing tabs. And at least four ladies said he needs a weekly segment. It was really just people who wanted to get with Shy Guy. Four ladies. He's a genius.

We need a weekly segment. Shy Guy's Tech Tips. But we don't let anything on this program without a little test. And we've had his segments fall apart before. Pretty much everyone. Yeah, yeah, unless they're games. We kept games, but games were all great.

Games don't count. So Shy Guy, over to you. We've had a few people message in. Some tech support. What have you got for us? Yeah, we're gonna focus on Joanne today. She has messaged in because- Did she give you a compliment or something? How'd she get top of the pile?

Shaka, you're so sexy. No, Joanne has texted in. She said, I want to know how to hide my ex in photos, in the memories, like on the photos. This is going exactly how I thought it would. Let me start again. Joanne wants to know... Play the note for her again. Let's start. No, we're not doing that. No, we don't need to it would. Yeah, good. Let me start again. Joanne wants to know... Please don't do it again, let's start over. No, we're not doing that.

No, we don't need to do that. We don't need to do that. Oh, stop! We gotta go again! Come on, if we're gonna bait it... This requires explaining and I need to use words that everyone understands. Shy Guy, if we're gonna bait a test, we've gotta show the rice cookers what it'll sound like. Yeah, yeah, this is gonna be slick.

Including Boss J, so... This is gonna be slick. Ducco, take it away. Okay, it's Jess and D can't hit breakfast time it is shy guys text come on baby all right you tech me tech me baby tech tech me hard Joanne's message in she wants to know how to hide her ex from her photo memories that come up on her phone, on her wallpaper and in the photos app under the memories tab.

When it randomly plays music and gives you old memories. Yeah, for anyone who doesn't have an iPhone, the camera app, the photos app tries to do a fun thing this time last year or randomly here's a collection. And then bang there's Frank. But when you've got Frank popping up left right and center and you don't like Frank anymore I didn't know you could do this. But you might not want to delete like the group photos or something you might want to keep the photos but just not have it come up in the memories right and people have like the wallpaper where it alternates with like the people in it. All you need to do is go to your photos app

yep going to photos yeah okay everyone play along yeah play along yeah because we need to do is go to your photos app. Yep, going to photos. Alright. Okay, everyone play along. Yep, play along at home. Yeah, because we need to test how clear his explanations are. Yep. I'm in the app, Shy Guy. Great. So then you scroll down to people and pets. Yep.

And you'll see that it's already... Some of you want some pants. ...most likely organized. Oh, there's Ducco. Yep. So let's click on someone. So let's just click on Ducco. Okay, click on me.

And then we'll click on those three dots. Yep. Three dots the top right corner. Oh, yeah, and you'll just go either hide It says hide Ducco. Hide all of the photos and put that into like the hidden folder Yeah, so that'll be gone from your camera roll. What? Or you click don't feature and then he won't come up in the wallpapers the memories the automatic generated stuff If I hide Ducco there goes 60% of my camera roll. Don't hide me, hide someone else. Yeah. Interesting, so you could do that with pets as well.

You could hide your dog photo. It will automatically recognize most people, but if you have photos of people it doesn't, if you scroll right to the bottom of that people and pets folder, you click add people, and then it will have like suggestions of people you don't have. There you go.

And you can name them, and you'll find other photos of photos of them and you've got a photo of your new friend. Oh, okay. And that's also good if you got a new partner and your ex is popping up. Hide the ex, babe. You can't go through and delete all those photos. No one has time. No one has time and also what if you miss one and then you think you're covered but then they pop up immediately ruins your day. Joanne, I hope that was helpful. Tec on me. You know these are all noises from Windows XP. Yeah this is cool. This is a good opener. I'm truly, I think the best part of this is the opener. I couldn't agree more. Yeah, tech me Shago. Credit to Babs for the opener for here. Okay, so what do we think

well, let's ask the rice cookers. Boss Jace will have an opinion after the show I am sure. Yeah yeah yeah. But 04AAAAA1069 if you've got tech issues or you've got feedback. Just yes or no, you want that to stay or not. Yeah yeah, we temperature checked a song the other day and... Yeah, it was mixed. It was mixed. We actually didn't get an answer. Still playing it.

So let's see if we can get an answer for this one. Did you like it? Well done tech support. Well thank you. Off to a rocky start but we got it back on the... Yeah, you know. Just needed a take two. Jess and Ducco.

Jess and Ducco. Very excited for this, guys. I want to get away He has been making music for over 30 years. He's coming down under. We cannot wait. His blue electric light tour kicks off 18th of November. Come to Sydney and Jess Jess coming to Newcastle

Absolutely. It's been too long between drinks. Yeah, we find him in New York Lennie Kravitz. Good morning Well, good morning from morning. Good morning. How are you? We couldn't be better I've got to be honest with you Lenny and and to duck Oh, yeah Well, that's a that's a good place to be. Absolutely. My pulse has accelerated. Yep. The heart rate has increased. She's a big fan of yours, Lenny. She's a big fan of yours.

Big fan. And when I was finding out you're coming to our town, well, thank you is all I can say to all your fans, obviously. That span generations, Lenny, how does it feel now? You know, your OG fans introducing your music to their kids. You must look out in your crowds now and go, hell yeah, I've got like the whole family here now. It's beautiful. It's beautiful.

It's multi-generational. I see everything out there from seven to 77, you know, and, and that's what it's all about. It's beautiful. You know, it's turned over and, it's turned over. And I love it. I love it. It's about all of us being in there together and celebrating life and celebrating the music. And I gotta tell you,

I'm so excited to be coming back to Australia. It's been way too long. Shame on me. And- I didn't wanna say it, but yes, shame on me. I admit it, I admit it. But you know what? This is going to be a new beginning

because after this I'm going to come back on a regular basis. My plan for the next five to seven years is to continue dropping albums with no breaks in between and keep this going because everything just feels so good now and that's what we're going to do. So this is the beginning, this is our getting reacquainted. Not taking your foot off the gas like you'd be allowed. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't understand. No, no, it feels too good now. So. How do you keep that fire burning, Lenny?

Cause obviously you've done acting, music, you're in the fitness space, you've been around for so long and you look so fresh and well. Well, aren't you sweet? I'm enjoying life more than ever. And that, that feeds everything. And you know, I love making music. I still love creating just as much as I did when I was in high school, when I was coming

up. And I think that is a real, that's a real gift that the fire continues to burn without labor. You know, I mean, there's work, you know, I work very hard. But it's, it's pleasurable because I love what I do. I love being in the studio and the bottom line is I still hear the music. If I didn't hear the music anymore, then I would have to stop because I'd have nothing to give, but it's still coming.

It's still coming strong and that's the reason to keep moving. I mean, what's that saying Lenny? Find a job you love, you'll never work a day in your life and you've embodied that, I guess. Exactly. And if you were to wake up one day and be like, I've got nothing left to say, I've got no music left within me. Okay, I'm happy to-

That's a different place. That's a different place. But to hear that you're still there, that's awesome. Oh yeah. No, no, and more vibrant than ever. And with a sense of, you know, I have perspective, you know, we grow and we learn and I've just never, I've never been better. So that's all I can say.

So that you'll see that on the stage, you'll feel it on the stage. Get that energy. This is all about us getting together and celebrating life and love. And the music that all of these wonderful people have given life to, you know. Do you find that interesting now, Lenny? We were talking about all these wonderful people have given life to, you know. Do you find that interesting now, Lenny?

We're talking about all these wonderful people, these different generations. So your first album was 89 or whatever. So you've got people from then. Now you've got songs going viral on TikTok and you've got younger people finding you that way. Do you now tailor your music to that kind of TikTok sound? No, I don't.

I just make the music that I'm given what I'm hearing. Right. And because I have to be true to, to, to the art. And that's the way I've always done it. I don't sit down to write or think about, okay, well, I should be doing this because this is the trend now, or this is the sound now. I take what it is that I'm given and whether it sounds like something that you know I don't worry about it I just do it and I think that's why I'm still here because I've always been me. It's real. And I don't, I don't fake it. I can't fake it. So that's it.

I'm, I am me. And I'm just very fortunate that time has been kind to me and that the people that support me have been so kind to me and are still here. And we're all on this journey together. Speaking of, you know, taking care of yourself and people around you, taking care of you, uh, it's no secret, Mr. Lenny Kravitz, you have the best pectoral muscles in the music business.

I mean, when you're up in the gym, you went viral for working out in your trademark leathers, is that where you get a lot of creative juices flowing as well as just you and a, I don't know, squat rack? Is that, do you find that as a safe, happy space? Yeah, yeah. It's just, you know, it's part of keeping my instrument sharp. Yes. Keeping, you know, it's gotta be body, mind, spirit.

It can't be just, you know, the outside. It has to be everything. And so I find that when I take care of all of those elements, it keeps me in a place where I can be like I am now. And I can be ageless and timeless based on that. But it's not just an outward thing. It's got to be deep. So it just keeps me going. And my grandfather did the same. I had a grandfather who, up in his 90s, could kick my ass. He was incredible. And I watched him keep himself in shape in all of those ways.

And so it really rubbed off on me. And, you know, I didn't do it so much when I was, you know, the first years out, you know, you just have your youth and you're just going. The metabolism's quit, the body's running. Yeah, you know. But then I got into it, you know, later on, about the time of the five album is when I started in the very end of the 90s. And anyway, it just keeps me going and keeps me healthy, keeps my mind feeling good as

well. And the thing is, the discipline and the hard work from the physical also spills over into the other, you know, categories. And so, uh, yeah. And if you get a great set of picks out of it, if that's the, uh, yeah, if that's the, uh, that's the outcome. Yeah. Then, you know, part of the outcome, if that's the, if that's the cherry on top, then great, you know, I want's the cherry on top, then great.

And Lenny, I want to speak to you about acting and about your daughter because I think you're one of the few musicians who can translate to screen. I think you have nice nuances with subtleties with what you do on screen. I really enjoy you as an actor as well. And I saw your welcome. I saw your daughter, Zoe, in the studio recently, that show with Seth Rogen. How good was that? So fucking good.

And when she was on the mushrooms at the party, the end, my goodness. It's so funny because she's done so many films, from great indie films to blockbusters, Catwoman and Batman. The amount of people that come up to her and to me to talk about the mushroom scene. So good, so funny. Everybody has just, they love it. And she's, I thought it was so great. I mean, both of the episodes,

the speech at the Golden Globes and the mushroom scenes. But she's playing a character of herself and it's like heightened, it's her playing her. Exactly. And I think that's even more, you know, I think it's brilliant. Yeah. You must be proud of her. I loved it. And I love the show in general, but I just love what she did with it.

And thank you for recognizing that. No, I was going to say, you must be very proud of her. Very talented family. You guys are. I'd love to see you guys work together. A bit of acting together. I would love to, I would love to do that one day. She's, you know, now she's, you know, writing so much and, you know, as you

know, she direct wrote and direct blink, blink twice, directed blink twice, and she's going to do another one soon. So, uh, yeah, I, you know, if, if I am so fortunate, um, hopefully one day I will get to work with her. Oh, from one incredibly talented lady and your daughter, Lenny, to another one of your close friends, we are putting together an event called Fridays Live, where we've got some of the biggest R&B artists coming to Australia for these epic concerts. Mariah Carey is headlining. What is your favourite memory with the Queen of R&B? You know, when I think back to both of us were working on our music at the same time in New York City and we were both in this sort of crew of friends on the Upper West Side in New York

and I was hustling, making demos and doing my thing and she was doing the same. And she used to come over and she'd play her tapes and I'd play my tapes and we're talking cassettes. Yes. And just the memories of us, you know, she lived, she had a roommate, she lived with this girl and they had all, I remember they had these cats and we used to go over there and hang out. And she was actually working at a sports bar

that we used to all go to. She was the coat check person. Wow. And you know, I was just all over the place and I had jobs and you know, we were just doing our thing. And I just think it's so beautiful that both of us, you know, succeeded in doing what it is that we were, you know, really focused on and she's legendary and one of the greatest voices ever.

And so I look back to that, to us just being in the street, hustling and doing our thing and here we are. That's so cool. That's so cool. And to both be coming down to Australia. Yeah, it's awesome. When is she going down? So that'll be end of, on a mid-October for Fridays Live, actually right around when you're here, right?

Yeah, it is 18th of November. Yeah, there you go, a little bit later. There might be some crossover there. I think one day it'd be great. We should one day somewhere do a concert together just because of the... That would sell. Don't tease us. Don't tease us.

Yeah, come on. Well, this one though, the Blue Electric Light Tour kicks off 18th of November. Coming here, ticketech.com.au for tickets and info is where you need to go. Lenny Kravitz, you're a legend, mate. Thank you so much for joining us. I appreciate your time and I look forward to seeing everybody in Australia really soon. Jess and Dukko. Don't forget the golden era of golden chicken has arrived at Maccas. Try the crispy, juicy New McWings plus the new creamy ranch or spicy buffalo sauce. Because peak chicken, my friends, is upon us at Maccas after 10.30.

It's got Dukko's tick of approval, that one. Yep. Still waiting for someone else on the team to try it. Because I've been raving about these things. I told you, I wanted to make that our post swimming snack. When I was growing up and par borg would take us to swimming afterwards, we'd go through the Maccas drive through and went, I reckon my kids at that stage will start implementing that as a tradition.

Yes. We didn't go swimming yesterday. Hey, I missed that on McWinks. Oh no, no, we'll pick it up next Wednesday. I promise. Do have some news though on the tech front. We did Shy Guy's tech support and we asked for feedback from anyone from the text line or anyone want to message in.

Did you like it? Did you not like it? How did you feel? Our golf coach, Mitch, got in touch with me. Our golf coach, the swing doctor, Mitch, whose opinion I couldn't respect more. This holds a lot of weight. A lot of weight. He said, it's a nay for me.

Well, but hey, one man's not going to... Yeah, we'll keep going. We go again. I'm not phased. We rebuild. Any more feedback from Mitch? That's all we just said. It's a nay for me on the tech segment. I wonder what his issue was. Like, we need some constructive criticism, Mitch.

I appreciate we just asked for a vote, but how about we try and make it work before we completely scrap it. Flesh it out a little bit. Give him some tips. Okay Mitch, if you're listening, text in some tips. What didn't you like about it, Mitchell? Yeah, yeah. Or Mitchell. Well you know, when you're in trouble you get your full name. Yeah, oh absolutely. I still think we can give him a call. I don't care if you don't like it, but tell me why you don't like it. You know Mitch? That's okay. Just tell me. Mitch, tell him why you don't like it. Tell him why. Tell him why you don't like it. And if it was his lack of gusto that is a fair assessment. Yeah,

otherwise are we gonna have to give this tech segment to Babs? Babs is like no, I've got the blog, I've got Wurtiyokey. I have to seg the 5am hour. She's doing a lot back end that no one even sees. She's backed up, back end babs. Do you two love your jobs? There's a rap in that for sure. Do you two just love what you do every day coming with us? Yeah I do, I'm alright.

Yeah I love my job. She's on seek out there. 30 seconds, 10 questions. All starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer, cannot use the same answer twice and if you're unsure of the question just say pass, we'll come back of course if there is time. We are playing for $10,000, our player today, here we go. We got John, hello John. G'day guys, how are you going? John! We are fantastic. Now look, at 6.30 we met a wonderful bloke named Mick. Mick.

And the nerves sadly got to Mick. Rattled him. Yep. Poor Mick. On a scale of 1 to 10, John boy. John's not Mick. John doesn't sound nervous at all. How confident are you feeling?

Well, you know, reasonably. But let's give it a crack. Yeah. That's all we can ask John. How do you normally go when you play along John? More than 50%. Okay, alright. What we are looking for though is a hundred. We do need that. The only way you're walking around would be ten grand, what would you like to spend it on? I'm gonna put a supercharger on my ute. Why not? Sick! Hell yeah, what you running with John? I've got a 6 litre VEU. That gets me going. That takes me from 6 on midnight. I thought Lenny Kravitz got me hot under the collar.

John's VEU. You're gonna love the letter John. It's S. S for supercharger baby! Righto! It's a sign! Look another S, he's already doing it. Yeah yeah yeah. John, are you ready to rock? Okay let's go! Starting with the letter S my friend, we need you to name a school subject.

Science. A car brand? Sub. An Australian sports person? Um, Susie...Susie? A kitchen utensil? A spatula. A herb? A spice.

A reality TV show? Um, singer. A country? Spain. An app? An app? An app. um singer a country Spain an app an app an app um nah got me on the app okay now i think we got you on a few others we got a few to go through we got a few yeah john's like no no it was just the app suzy suzy is one of our great olympians oh i know i can't remember last name suie O'Neill is where you're after.

Oh that's run. I said O'Neill but you didn't hear me. Madame Butterfly. Yeah, yeah. I would have accepted Shane Warner as well. Oh, totally. Steve War, Steph Rice. Look, you didn't get that right. And then a herb spice. That's a great one.

If John likes it, I like it. I'll give it to you. No, you're not playing Spikes. Reality TV show, did you even answer? He said singer. If you said the master singer and the letter was T, you could have paid it. Selling sunsets or say yes to the dress and then an at we ran out of time. Could have been your favourite John I'd imagine, Snapchat. Oh, well. Look John, you win an award for creativity and we'll give you $100 to spend on light

at Candle Exchange, that's all yours. Alright then. We had fun John, thanks for joining us. No worries, have a great day guys. What a delight you are. I would have loved to have paid for John's supercharger. That would have been fun, but at least we got to meet John, you know. Without Alfbox we don't get to meet him. What a positive attitude. Has John ever called the show before?

I don't think so. I don't think so. I would have remembered John. And he was a vibe, he didn't want us just for the money. And you know what? Just because he's been on the air means he's in it with a chance to win the Gaga tickets. I think John would love to get a Lady Gaga. He's a big abro-cadabra man. He sees that demo. Hey up next we're talking, we're talking Bezos' wedding. That's right. Arguably one of the most expensive at least in the modern era. Well, definitely this year. Well, I know one wedding that might rival expenses.

And she's in this room. Let's unpack it hey. We best. Jess and Ducco. Let me invite you in then we'll get to where we need to go. Jeff Bezos and his wife, former journalist Lauren Sanchez got married in Venice. That was last week. It was big news.

There was a bunch of guests there. Tom Brady, Orlando Broom, Lena DiCaprio, all the Kardashians, Usher, Oprah, Sydney Sweeney, of course, Jeff's great friend. Jeff Bezos, of course, the founder of Amazon. One of, I think his fourth richest man in the world. Yeah, lots of money. So they basically came out and said, this wedding was so big, the guest list was so big and diverse, the amount of security was massive, it was in Venice, the tourist hay

alert there. That's right, locals fully staged protests and that sort of thing. And it was funny because Jeff and Lauren came out saying, we're using local vendors and the world went, yeah, but what about all the local vendors you've shut down because Amazon has priced everyone out of the market. But that one gondola guy who rode them after the wedding, he made bank on that day. He was all right. That one cake maker, she was laughing all the way to the bank.

So his net worth is $221 billion US dollars. Billion US. So you imagine. He's worth a bit of coin. His ex-wife duck oh fine Bezos trivia. She obviously got billions of dollars in the divorce settlement. She's pretty much given it all away. She's an unbelievable philanthropist. She had enough money yet to still set her up for life and give away billions and billions. Like do you need all 200 billion or can

you just spare with a fair bit of it? At what point is enough enough? Yeah when do you stop? Anyway, look they've estimated that the wedding alone costs 20 million dollars. Now this is all estimates but they've got a bit of a breakdown because like Lady Gaga and Elton John performed. Well they're not going to be cheap are they? Five million dollars to pay for both of them. Flowers, 300 hundred thousand dollars.

Water taxi, that little guy in his gondola, two hundred and seventy thousand dollars. Oh so they were getting Orlando and Kim Kardashian to the venue themselves, they didn't have to pay for that. Security, two million dollars on security for what they needed. That's probably covering Oprah alone. Gift boxes, which I think this is a bit cheap from him. The gifts that he gave his guests. Oh the bombonieri. Forty thousand. That's a bit cheap from him. The gifts that he gave his guests. Oh, the Bombonieri.

40,000. That's a bit cheap. That does feel cheap. I guess he went, I'm going to save you from being assassinated. Yeah. Most of that money has gone to your security details so we can skimp on the Bombonieri. 1.5 mil on catering, 360 on... Jeez, that's a lot of food. $360,000 on beverages. That's alcohol though, right? That feels low to me. I don't know how many people are at this wedding.

Actually, that's a good question. What was the guest list? Because if it was just him and Sydney Sweeney. 200 people, 200 people, 200 people. That's a fair bit. That's a fair quack. Anyway, we know it's expensive. Like, that's ridiculous levels.

And it feels unfathomable, doesn't it? The only person I know who's had their wedding on a ridiculous level In terms of expense and we've talked about it over the iterations of this show from when you had your wedding years ago Is 20 21 is Jessica Faccione's wedding? That would be in the same camp as basis. Yeah, give us a bit of coin which we just waiting with I don't even give bombonieres I'm at a donation to a charity. So I really skimped on you. You didn't walk away with any presents.

You got nothing. Hey, so your wedding was in vogue. You worked really hard to get in vogue. And I have, I have tried to get the figure out of you for as long as I've known you. And it was just- If I can bring the rice cookers in, Ducco. Yeah. Your wedding had to be postponed

because of COVID. Yeah, twice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So when, what should have been a year before mine ended up being a month after. Yeah, a couple weeks. So the parallels we were drawing on- Oh my God. So Shigah, I got married into surf club.

We obviously did ours a bit more low key. But after Jess's wedding, it was like Morgan and I had been to a royal wedding and then we're like, oh geez, now we're going to go with the povos and hang out at the surf club. He should have gone first, is what he's saying. Yeah, yeah. I can look you in the eye though, Ducko. Yeah. And say yes, it was ridiculous. It was the best three days of my life.

Yeah, yeah. But I can look you in the eye and go, yeah. Yeah, it was ridiculous. It was pretty ridiculous. You've never been open to telling us the dollar amount. No, because it's embarrassing. But now you are. And Forbes hasn't done a breakdown of mine.

Bezos came out and just went, oh, that doesn't make me look as bad. All right, I'll tell you the price. So you've written down- In comparison to Bezos, look, very normal. You've written down the price of your wedding. I have, because you know I'm a cheater,

and I love to cheat at games. But- You've got it in that jar, you've put it away. When you said, could we do this? I wanted to put my money where my mouth is. I want to make the stakes pretty high. Okay. If you can guess exactly to the dollar amount I've written on this piece of paper,

so you can fact check it afterwards. I will give you $100. You will transfer $100 to the winner of who can guess. To the dollar? To the dollar, not to the cent. No, Angus had cents, which I can't believe he's crack at that. I'm surprised he's allowing this too. This is great.

So, okay. I thought it was a bit of fun. Can you give us an indication of where we sit? Because for example, my wedding, Surf Club, I think it was 55 or 50. So the average Australian wedding, Dacoaco in 2025, the average Australian wedding is $60,000. Yes. Yeah. I was not the average Australian. No. OK, thanks for that.

Yeah, I know that because you have the Vogue article. Yeah, she had three different locations, shy guy. Was there a string quartet and a long, a nice little mansion? No, we had two soloists. Thank you. Sorry. There was a Canapes area, then there was a separate area for dinner. Then there was a separate marque a nice little mansion. No, we had two solar wests, thank you. Sorry, there was a Canapes area, then there was a separate area for dinner, then there was a separate marquee tent for, and of course the heavens didn't open up on Jess as well.

How many guests did you say Bezos had? He had 200, what did you have? 180. Okay, so here we go. So you're gonna give us an indication of where- Between here and here. Yeah, between here and here, it can be like, you know. It's over the average Australian, but less than Bezos'.

Hey, would you like to just take a punt? Are you not going to give us any closer indication? For a hundred bucks cash? Oh no. Okay. And 13. It sounds like you can part with more than a hundred if we get it right. Can we open this up to the Rice Guggas? With pleasure. You'll pay them if they get it. I will't know. Okay. And 13. It sounds like you can part with more than a hundred if we get it right. Can we open this up to the Ricegugas? With pleasure. You'll pay them if they get it.

I will pay them. 13, 10, 60, if you wanna have a guess. Well, shall I go Babs myself? I have a guess now. Let's all have a guess. If it's going on for too long, Okay, can you? I'll give you more parameters.

Okay, okay, okay. But how good will you feel if you get this on the knocker without bookends? Yeah, well we should do Babs first. Yeah, Babs, you guess first. 105,220. Incorrect. Okay.

See that felt like Babs was well off, based off Jess's... Almost insulted her. Yeah, Jess was like eugh, peasant. I'm going to say $145,000. I forgot what I wrote down. Let me open the jar. $145,000. No.

Okay. I was thinking more. Yeah, the way she said that was like a, are we hot or cold? Well, you didn't get any help, so neither should Shy Guy. Okay, fine. Um, I'll say 178. 552. Oh.

You are all over. Okay. Including Babs, who had the lowest guess just then. Oh, okay. We're all over. Teemu wedding. Oh, that's not as exciting. I thought it was going to be like, to be fair, I think we've been inflated with the Bezos

20 million now. Yes. Go back to mine being 55. Now, now let me, because my husband also, Dukkow, he itemised everything. Yeah. So I won't let you all guess again, because what I've noticed he hasn't written in here is my dress. Oh, does that count? I'd say it counts.

I think it counts. Yeah. So you're going to add in there all of a sudden now it is 150. Okay. Quick math. Can we get, let's see, I'm going to go to a song. Will you get the rise? Yeah, yeah, go.

And then you guys get to guess again. He hasn't put my dress, Ducko. 13, 10, 60. Does he not know? If you guess, if you, he might not know. If you guess it on the nose. On the nose. You win a hundred dollars from Jess.

Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. I need to apologise. We're discussing Jeff Bezos' wedding. how expensive it was too, 20 million. And then we said- Forbes has done a breakdown and they're estimating it at 20 million. Ducco trying to make a parallel. Well, that's ridiculous.

Yeah. Who pays that much? My friend Jess, who went in Vogue and was, it was the biggest and most elegant extravagant wedding I've personally ever been to. Yeah, had a good time. Yeah, had a great time. Good. went in vogue and was, it was the biggest and most elegant extravagant wedding I've personally ever been to. Yeah, had a good time. Yeah, had a great time. Good.

I was, there was a, like a pasta bar at the very end after dinner and dessert. Bro, that parmigiano wheel, 36 kilos, alone. Yeah. So no, here's the thing though, Rice Cookers, Jess has let us down a bit of a red herring here. I have, and I do apologise, I didn't mean to. Angus has messaged in, because Angus works in pubs and clubs, they got a lot of discounts on things and they're claiming it back.

You, Shy Guy and Babs, just put your guesses in. Babs with the cheapest guess at $105,000. And I said, she even went over. So we thought, I mean, that's very expensive, but I thought- You thought we're talking something a lot more. Which to be fair, when Angus did tell me the price yesterday, I did go, that's very expensive, but I thought you thought we're talking something a lot more. Yeah. Which to be fair, when Angus did tell me the price yesterday, I did go, that's so dumb. And also, Ryzko, because if you were unaware, I got married four years ago, Angus planned the whole thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I realised. He's now giving you the real breakdown of what no discounts would cost. He got a lot of mates rates, but he also hadn't put my dress in because that was the one task I was in charge of, my own wedding dress. So we've recalibrated. Okay, so without discounts. No mates rates and my dress included.

All three of you were incorrect still. Okay. But it's... Shy Guy was closest. What was your guess? 188. Okay this is what I was thinking it would be. 1000, 188,000. Oh, $108. For being at your wedding I was like there's no way that's less than a hundred and five K like I've been to some hundred K weddings. I do apologize for the confusion. Yeah okay. But as I like to put on the record, I was not involved in the planning.

You three, I think are fair enough to put you back in the pool. Yeah. Well, let's let the rice cookers go. Yeah. So if you get it, Jess is going to give you a hundred dollars cash because they can spare it. So we go. I'm not cheating.

I'm not cheating. I genuinely have written the figure here. Yeah. Um, but you need to get it on the knocker. Okay. Theresa, hello. Hello. What are you thinking now, Theresa?

What are you thinking the guess is? Okay, so hang on. So there's no discounts and address included now. Correct. Yeah. Okay. So it's all higher than what you guys guessed? Well, Sjogar was the closest.

I was closest. And he he gets one 88. Yep. Oh Mine was okay. Um Okay, so I'll go Fair fair I do apologize Why don't you go for it? No, no, that's okay. Okay. Oh yeah, go for it. Yep, no, what were you going to say?

I was going to say, Jess, why don't you give us the indication of how much one thing costs, i.e. flowers or... Okay, I've got the venue, if you like. The venue it's got. Okay, go the venue cost. That's a big... Yeah, it's a huge one. You sure you want to take that one out?

What do you reckon? Does Theresa deserve it? Do you have flowers? I thought flowers, how much flowers cost? I can take that guess. Okay, no, just go for the... On the venue? Go venue.

26. Venue was 26,000. Okay. Teresa, what are you thinking? Okay, I'll go 142,500. No. Okay, 142,500 out of the equation. We go to Ashley on 13 10 60. Good morning Ash. Good morning. Ashley have you been paying attention?

I have been paying attention. I'm very confused but I have been paying attention. No, well do you want to start whittling? Yeah. You're in between Theresa's guess. And Shy Guy's. And Shy Guy's. Okay. Okay. So I'm going to go with $163,228. Close. Oh my goodness, it's close.

Oh, it's close. 13, 10, 60. If you want to have a crack, $100 off a grab. Steph, good morning to you. Good morning guys. All right, well, you're listening. We're close. So Ashley guessed 162.

I have been listening. So Ashley guessed 162, Shy Guy guessed 188. You're in between. Oh my God, Angus has given me a full breakdown of the cost. Pass it to me, pass it to me. Oh no, I can't see. Don't scroll up though, promise. Cause I wanna knock some things off the list.

Sure. I won't look at the price. I want to knock some things off the list. Sure. I won't look at the price. I don't care if I don't win. Steph, Ducco will give you another big ticket item. Beverages cost $8,800. Okay, so it's in between Ashley and Shy Guy. Correct. and shy guy correct so I'm going to go 182,623 Okay we go to Beck good morning Beck

Good morning how are you? I'll tell you this the flowers cost pretty much six thousand dollars We got married in a garden why did I spend that much money on flowers? $6,000. Wow. Yeah? What's your guess, Meg? Oh my guess, geez. Okay, um, I didn't hear what the last ball said, but so, $100 and... She guessed $182. Oh, okay, and is it between 182 and 188?

No, it's between 182 and 162. Oh, jeez. Okay, well then I'm gonna go 176, 225. Oh, okay. We're flirting. We're flirting. We go to Sam. Good morning, Sam. How you going? I can tell you, Sam, that the reception table and chairs cost $3,625. Where'd the other hundred grand come from? There was a lot of activation, Sam. There's a lot going on here. Trust me when I... Oh, okay. The marquees cost eight thousand six hundred and eleven dollars we're getting there yeah yeah yeah yeah don't give him too many sorry yeah there's a lot on it this list is

massive alright what do you reckon Sam 167 oh would you to the dollar Sam okay you're. Okay, you're on it Sam. You just need to get we'll go what 167 750 That's the closest we've come. Oh, he's not he's not right. Oh But he is He is he he is in within $5,000, okay. Okay Sharon Sam was in within $5,000. What are you thinking? What was Sam's again? 1 6 7 7 15 I can tell you napkins cost $520

Glassware three and a half thousand dollars side plates. I don't know what that is $600 The little plate you eat the bread roll off Have you got the bread roll for us? Goodness gracious me. 164,700. No, no, no. Okay. So, okay.

So what's the range for Nathan on 13, 10, 60? What's the range? Is Nathan our last guesser? And then you three may be back in. Yes. I would like some to get it, but what's the range? The range is between Sam's guess of 167,750 and 170. So that's a $3,000 range I've given you. That's pretty, pretty generous.

Nathan. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thank you, Nathan. I'll give you $100 if you can get it on the nose. What were we? We were at $16750. $16750 and $170 on the nose please. Um, I'm going to go $16950. It's not $16950. Okay, Lara, you're holding the fate of a lot of people. No, one fifty. It's not one six nine fifty. OK, Lara, you're holding the fate of a lot of people. Give her the range. One six seven fifty. And one six nine.

Seven. OK. I'm going to say one six eight. Yes, yes, yes, that's hot. That's red hot. 168. Um, 350. She's is in a hundred dollars. I reckon we got to pay that.

I reckon we got to pay that. That's pretty close. Yeah. I reckon we got to pay that. When you say we, I offered that hundred dollars. I reckon you got to pay that. you say we I offered the hundred dollars I reckon you got a paper I'll give her 50 bucks Just gotta get to we've got to get to the do you agree like you didn't get it on the nose

You're not getting a hundred dollars. Okay, you'll accept 50. You'll accept 50. Okay, so tell us how much it was Please Jessica leaf our journey. You can get it on the nose, you're not getting $100. I'm really crazy, I'm really crazy. Okay, you'll accept $50. You'll accept $50? Okay, so tell us how much it was, please. Jessica, leave our journey. You can open the jar. $168,437. You can give Lara $100, I think. No, I said on the number! It doesn't matter, your wedding costs that much money!

168437! Wow! Tomorrow's fun and can you top that? Jeez goodness gracious! Oh, now the other half of the way of hand. That was with no mates for six weeks. Jess and Ducco. So we're running a little bit late because we spent a long time figuring out how much

Jess' wedding costs and congratulations. I'm actually really thrilled. Everyone went small potatoes. I thought it was way more. Oh, I mean the discount, but I mean. But we got mates, right? And that's what I want to establish. If anything, that was a real exercise in how beloved my husband is.

Everyone gave him a discount because you know what he's done in the past. Because side plates were costing $800. What were you going to eat your bread roll off? I don't know. The other plate? I would have reused. And that's fine for me. I don't know about you.

Shy Guy was asking me, what did you actually do for the wedding if Angus did it all? And I forgot to mention, I obviously organised my own dress, but I also organised the olive oil. Hustled that. And you wrote your speech. You did a good speech. Thank you very much. But no, Angus had to do the tech to obviously get the speeches up there. I was the flower boy. Yeah, did you know that, Shy Guy? I didn't know that. I cost $2,000. Yeah, you're part of the cost. He tipped us over the $160. When she asked me, I was like, mate, I'll be rinsing you. Do you know what wasn't itemised?

The modesty curtain. Do you remember the modesty curtain? Yeah, she got a modesty curtain built. Angus built me a bespoke curtain, like a stage curtain for the entry of the ceremony. I didn't want people to see me getting out of the car, so he built me out of like 2x4 bits of timber, some nice fabric, built me a curtain. I don't think that was listed. Oh Kate, we've tipped up again.

Let's go again. Lara, you get nothing. No, no, I'm getting Lara's bank details. Yeah, and you're gonna transfer her 50, tight ass. Only, excuse you, she did not get the 437. She got the 168. Hey, Woody Oakey's up next. But also I look back at that and I go, silly.

Silly, what an idiot. Best three days of my life, but silly. You just get caught up in it. You understand why elopements are on the rise. Once again, mine was in a surf club. And just as fun, like it was fun and the joy and the memory and all that. Yeah, yeah. I'm glad, good on you for admitting it on air.

I've been wanting that for five years. Absolutely, you have? Hilarious. Up next, it is Wordioke. Jess and Ducko. These words are my own. hilarious. Up next it is Wordioke. Jess and Ducco. These words are my own. Word up!

Took the words right out of my mouth. Wordioke. Clue master Babs in the studio. She's gonna give us some words. We're gonna attempt to sing a song that has that word in its lyrics. One of the great games that just keeps on giving. Keeps on giving. It's been a fun show so far.

Let's carry it on. All right, let's do it. Your first word is lady. Lady, lady. She's a lady. Oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's a lady. She's on, there she is. Point to Jess.

Talking about. Come on, Shy Lord, let's go. Come on, come on. All right. You ready? Next word is knocked. I get knocked down, but I get up again. What again?

You never gonna keep me down. Great. Tub thumping chumbawumba. Yes. Nice work. Is that a banger? Oh, absolutely it's a banger. Yeah.

All right, Shaggy, let's get on the board. All right, thanks, Babs. Next word is electric. Oh, girl, shock me like an electric feel, baby girl. That's gotta count for two. Commitment. Sorry, did I sound like the Bag Raiders? Was that the Bag Raiders? Oh, MGMT? Sounded like someone stood on you. Did you just have to squeeze your testicles for that. I was unbelievable. Didn't have any just then. All right. Another point to Ducko. Shy Guy is still not on the board.

Next word is... Come on Shy Lord. Summer. When I met you in the summer. Oh nice. I saw him live and I beep. Have I talked about that Shy Guy? Yeah, every time.

Okay. Shy Guy is on the board now. Jess and Shy Guy tied. Ducko two time. Okay. Shagai is on the board now. Jess and Shagai tied. Ducko, two points, sorry. Leading. Next word is stars. And I fell in the shooting stars. And I fell in the shooting stars.

And I fell in the shooting stars. And I fell in the shooting stars. That's bad greatest. That is bad greatest. And I fell in the shooting stars. Everyone now. Everyone now. No, I'll keep you.

How does that go? You're paying that. Yeah, well. How does the rest of that go? And I fell in the shooting stars. Shooting stars everyone now Stars she moves so fast She knows we're late All right, Justin shy guy, I mean, yep, let's get in. If I get this Babs, it's all over. It's a game. Yeah, essentially, yeah. If one of these guys gets it though, still kind of in the game.

Next word is beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful. It's true. And I saw your face. Give it up. In a crowded place. And I don't know what to do.

We're renaming the show. Bezos and James Blunt. Good morning. Bezos and Bluntie. Jess and Ducco. Jeez, guys, look at that time. We best be chuffing off. We got to chuff out of here.

Chuff off is one of the funniest explanations. It's like, all right, off your chuf. It's just weird. Okay, who has ever said, off your chuf? I think our boss has. I feel like he said that. Don't you agree? Off your chuf.

It is funny. Yeah, yeah. It's as bad. It reminds me of like a train. Like off my chuf, chuf, chuf. Yeah. Chuf, chuf, chugga, chuf. Chuf means to move in a particular direction.

Oh, there you go. Off your chuf. That's the actual meaning. The other day our boss hit us Oh, there you go. I did not know that. That's the actual meaning. The other day our boss hit us with an URU. I went, no. I love a URU. Babs loves a URU.

Yeah, URU. But you're an Australian mate. Come on, URU. It's very true blue Aussie. Well, you say URU. It's URU. Yeah, maybe I'm getting it wrong. I hate both of them.

Yeah. Ah, goodness me. It's been a great, great program. It has. You know why. Cause those Gaga tickets, I reckon. Everyone's lifted. Everyone has lifted. And tomorrow's your last chance to get involved in the show to win them. Yeah. If you missed any of this show though, you've missed how much Jess's wedding costs. So go back and listen to it on the Listener River Get Your Podcast cause my goodness. You've been trying to get that dollar figure.

Whoa, for years. And I thought you'd never tell me. I don't know, you woke up on the right side of the bed today. I did. Remember at the top of the show, Ducker, I said, look, I've woken up quite congested. I've had to bring in the cold and flu. Yep.

I'm only probably running in about, what did I say? I think 70%. You said 70. And then we found out. You pumping the caudra? What do you got? No, I've got chemisone. Oh, the chem I say, I think 70%? Yeah, 70%. And then we found out- You pumping the cod roll, what do you got? No, I've got chemisone. Oh, the chemisone, yeah, yeah.

The knockoffs. Look. But I think we've lifted sporadically throughout the day. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. We've been good. Your energy, you've had to- Infectious. Carry the load for both what Shy Guy Babs

and I were in deficit of. Share the load, the load, the load. What's that from? Oh, come on, guys. Share the load, the load, the load. What's that from? Come on guys. You're gonna have to niche yourself babe. What? I don't know what that's, Ducko. Lord of the Rings, Samwise Gamgee telling Frodo to carry the ring.

Yeah, that's a bad one for me. Yeah, I don't know that one, I'm so sorry. It was. Yeah, no, it's been good. I think we've all listed. Shy Guy said to me, hey man, your energy's infectious. I just want to be around you. It is. That's a compliment.

You're basically shingles. Super contagious. You can't get rid of me. You can not, I'll just. Yes, cause that lives, I think, in your nerve endings can flare up any time. I'm essentially a herpy. Can I tell you my shingles story?

Of course you can. Have you had shingles? So, my uncle had shingles once and my mum remembers it being horrible. I had some welt on my belly and she went, oh my god, it's shingles. We went to the chemist and she said, she's got shingles, give her the pills. Shame, shame. The guy didn't even take a look at me, just believed my mum.

Gave me a series of meds. It was a different time, obviously. Different time. I go to the doctor six months later for something unrelated. My mom says, well, she had shingles once. He goes, no, she didn't. I'm looking at her bloods. You would see shingles in the bloods.

So I've taken a series of pills. You had ringworms, you had worms. Possibly. That's the circular thing. That's why my bum's so itchy. Yeah, you had the chocolates and you were done. But can we just have a second? Don't just believe a mother's concern.

Like let's get an actual proper opinion. But the mother knows the child best. Before we give the kid some pills. I love it how your mom just walked into the camera and was just like, oh yuck, she's diseased, get rid of her. Because she remembers her brother going through it and she thought the welt looked familiar.

That's a very, now I'm seeing a Shingles ads everywhere. Shingles trending. Well I think Shingles is going around right now. Oh there you go. Shingles and hand, foot and mouth is running ripe apparently. I had a mate who doesn't even have a kid who got hand, foot and mouth. Oh because that has welts associated as well doesn't it? Yeah.

So my mate who doesn't even have a kid got hand, foot and mouth from someone at his office who has a kid who got it. Oh there you go. It's that contagious. Were they smoochin'? Oh you don't even have to touch really. Yeah I don't think, it's pretty contagious. But then adults mainly don'? Well, I don't mean. Oh, you don't even have to touch really. Yeah, I don't think. It's pretty contagious.

But then adults mainly don't show the things. I think kids show the actual. Oh, got the sores and stuff. Hand, foot, and mouth and the other things. So much to look forward to, Ducco. I know. Life is just exciting. Hand, foot, and mouth and shingles.

I best be off though. I've got a charity golf day that I must attend to. Absolutely. What charity are you supporting? Westpac Rescue Chopper. They do great things. They absolutely do. Yeah, they absolutely do. Oh good on you. Thank you so much.

Get a smack 18 for the Rescue Choppers. Hopefully I play well. You know what I mean? That's all we can ask. Is that how it works? If you do well, will they donate money or something? Yeah, I'd say so. Very good. Life-saving work there. Obviously. What are you guys up to today for your various Thursdays? Shy Guy?

It's diary day for me and Babs. Oh, big one! Oh goodness me. Okay. I bought crumpets on special yesterday. I was going to go home and have a crumpet. That's exciting. That'll be good for your sickness. Punch a few crumpets with honey.

We're off. I've got thoughts on crumpets too, but I think we're out of time. We'll save that for tomorrow, hey? Crumpet chat tomorrow. 30-10-60 for Gaga tickets. The superior shape of crumpet. Are you a square or a round? It's got to be round.

It's got to be round, right? Yeah, it's got to be round. The square were on special, so I bought the square. And they said, oh, I'm going to you a square or around it's gotta be round it's gotta be round yeah it's gotta be round square were on special so I bought the square are you eating a crumpet what are you eating it's even a bizarre a piece of toast anyway we'll unpack that tomorrow guys we're out of here listen to the podcast if you missed any of it we will see you tomorrow. Bye. Hi guy, you're so sexy. Yeah, I love my job.

Jess and Ducko! That was the Jess and Ducko Podcast. Pink chicken is upon us with the new McWings at Maccas.