Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | I do radio

Episode Date: July 1, 2025

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Trying the cafe's new blend today. Smoother, bolder, better. I'm loving it. Jess and Dago! This is the Jess and Dago podcast. Jess and Dago podcast everybody. Oh, a hell of a start to July. Great show.

Oh my God, you might be listening to this at the end of August, but today's show, July 1, fresh financial year. Oh yeah, this is a new financial year, new show. And I think we brought that energy. Yeah, I think so. It was one of our greater ones. Absolutely.

My wife just sent me a text saying, oh no, they're doing work across the, like right in front of us, the house next door. Oh yeah, like, um, construction work. She sent me audio. So this is what I can hear from my living room. Oh, hang on. She's inside your house and it's that clear? That's clear.

That's from inside our living room. How's that going to go with your nine week old? She's saying not well. God, what are they doing? Jack hammering something. It's also pouring out with rain. Could be working inside, hammering floorboards. Oh God, that's very, so it's going through one house.

Look at you with your trading knowledge. Hammering floorboard. I haven't got my white card. Through one house, across the street, into another house, and they've got quite a decent front yard. That is travelling. It's really travelling. What are you make of this, Ducco? So I told you on the show today how our neighbors are moving. Yep. The new owners... Kev is looking at your tits too much. That's right. Getting accused of, you know,

indecency from his colleagues. The new owners are moving in and then we'll start our construction. So we'll leave literally as they move in. Hi, bye. Like all of that is on public record. You may have to put it out to council and like all your neighbours can complain and stuff. So everyone in the neighbourhood has seen these plans, but because they're new, they're probably not on the Facebook page. They probably haven't looked at DA stuff.

Do you have to post your plans on the Facebook page and stuff? You don't have to post your plans on the Facebook page, but the suburb I live in is so... Yeah, they are. What's the right word? You have someone who stands at the four way stop signs and gets angry if cars don't stop. They are of a particular demographic, Ducco, that they post all the... Well, it's not private, it is public accessible. They screenshot them all.

They screenshot it to then pick a part. So they'll be like, look what's going on it. Insert my address and then bitch about us. Even though we are in the Facebook group. Yeah, classic. Also, you can see when they're like, look, what's happening. And totally like any proposed plans, you know, there is that sort of community check proposed plans, neighbours can, can argue with, we did have one complaint put in from a bloke three blocks away.

How is our Renano affecting you brother? It's upsetting. So unless there's new neighbours. But I actually do feel bad for them because they go, like that directly impacts. They're a young family too aren't they? They're a young couple. I don't believe there's children. I don't know about pets. Well just make them lasagna or something before you leave.

I think that might be nice, yeah. Do something like that. Do we, the last time we had- Give them a glass jar. Maybe I can get a Choco pickle. Oh yeah. From the Rice Cooker Robby. I don't know what Chocos are today on the show.

You might hear that at the very end of the program. Babs, did you know what Chocos were? I only know what Chocos are because my grandma. It's like- It's very grandmother. Okay. So it's, she must have been old that listening to them. So I took, um, Lucia to this like farm experience thing once and they've got this

huge vine of Chocos and you can pick them and whatever. I went, what do I do with this? So I don't know how to cook it. I can't eat it. Yeah. Is it like a roast potato? Do I marinate and roast or whatever? And she said in wartime, because they were, you know, um, very cheap and they're

easy, people would pad out dishes with Chocos because it's filling, but's no taste. So that's why she was saying it adopts the taste of anything. Exactly so chuck it in apple pie you can have one apple 15 Chocos. That's actually an ingenious fruit. Great question I don't know if it's a fruit or a veg. Where's our fucking Choco bitch? Our Choco expert. That's a good question I don't know. It's a fruit. It's a fruit. But it's rock hard, like they are hard. Well, like I said, I've never actually seen one in a while. Which is why I thought I was asking Choco,

I was like, this has gotta be a common question. To be fair, I've not seen them at Woolworths, but I've seen them at fruit and veg shops. Right. And at like a Harris farm. Yeah, I was gonna say, it seems very like locally grown. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, gee, it didn't, I just defend the Choco community.

You did. Yeah. But you know what, as I always say to Shigigai when he gives me shit about wanting to educate people like closing the tabs on Safari Yeah, he goes people know this I said if I didn't I don't think I was the only person on the planet Maybe people are they didn't so like to be fair you didn't know how to close them on Yeah, you worked it out. You worked it out. And then you said you hold the done thing. I just I did that I closed all my 500 tabs You worked it out, I worked it out. And then you said you hold the done thing. I just, I did that. So like you, Dukko, I reckon there's a handful of people who don't know Choco, who I've learned with you. Yeah, thank you.

Choco on, baby. It's, it's, it's- Also, who named it? Yeah, Choco. Choco. Choco. It's- Cause it's spelled C-H-O-K-O, like that could be Choco.

Choco, Choco. It's weird seeing you two sit so close together. It's wiggling me out a little bit. So I've had to adapt. I feel like I'm speaking to one person. I've adapted. We could be interchangable, couldn't we? We're so similar.

Yeah, we're like those twins that were on the internet for a while. Should we do a week long tactic? I would love that. Trying to say the same thing. Yeah, and we're always attached. So if you come to the toilet. Or, no, we have a tactic where Shaga and I ask you a question

and you both got to answer the same answer. Can you just smell me? Smells nice today. Yeah, we ask you a question, you both got to answer the same answer. She smells nice today. We asked you a question, you both got to answer at the same time with the same answer. And we see if you can get it. Not like a trivia, just like a general question. No, just like a general question. Alright, let's get on this. Let's hold hands.

Okay. Let's get on the same. Why are you so clammy? I don't know, because I run hot. You do. And I run cold. Okay, now we equal each other out. No, don't you run hot. That's why you want it cold. What did I say? You run cold. No, I run. You're Now we equal each other out. No, don't you run hot. That's why you want it cold. What did I say? You run cold. No, I run. You're right. I don't know.

Um, look at this flaccid hand hold. Yeah, that's very wet. But you're also very aggressively holding it. Yeah, you've got to interlock fingers. Yeah, you've got to be tuned about it. You've got to interlock fingers to hold hands. Look at that. Oh, bad. Come on. Cradle it. There you go.

Give a little snatch. Okay. What's up? We can ask him. She's talking about a vagina. No, she says, give a little snatch. Give a little snatch like that. I did not. Snatch. Okay, what's up? We can ask him Like that my mind also Number two and three lay one Look, Babs is very uncomfortable. You better ask us the question. Yeah, can you just ask us the question? Oh yeah.

Same answer. Okay, what's something I can ask you? Best singing movie. Movie musical? Yeah, movie musical. Best musical. The best movie musical is? Mamma Mia.

Oh wow! Okay, we've had that one. Okay. How is that fed? I could have said anything else. Babs' favourite clothing brand, or the one we always give a shit about, is...

Oh, oh. We mentioned it today. Oh my god, oh my god. Oh, oh, sorry! Babs' favourite clothing brand is... Rusty. Rusty. Okay, now we're gonna think of the harder one.

So we hold hands with one and high five with the other. I love that. It's a nice little dance we're doing. Come on, this is so clever. Oh, this is getting good. Let's try not holding hands and see what happens. What's another question? I'm trying to think of one that's a bit harder.

These are tough ones, because it's gotta be something you both know. Totally. You know. Otherwise that's the game, Wavelength, we used to play. Yeah, yeah, really. It does feel a bit wavelength-y. Or I can think of it's like trivia ones.

Yeah, I know. I can't think of any other ones that you two might be able to answer about each other. Oh, uh, no. Something about our snatchers. Who has laser? Oh, we know. Yeah. The person who has laser is Jess.

Yeah. Oh, you didn't actually say both of us. Oh! Hang on a minute. Because you weren't holding hands. Yeah. It's because we weren't holding hands. And pardon me, have you told us that? Yeah, I feel like you did.

Yeah, I think you did mention it. Yeah, I did mention it. You mentioned it. I think you're only talking to those two. I'm sorry. I wasn't in the conversation. Classic bads and us chats. Yeah, no, I was just talking to them about my laser.

My apologies. Did you go triple X or just Brazilian? What the heck does triple X mean? What's triple X? Oh, up the butt. Oh, no. You call that a laser? Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was just talking to him about my laser. Did you go triple X or just Brazilian? What the heck is triple X?

Oh, up the butt. Oh no. You call that triple X? I don't call it that. Laser Clinics Australia calls it that. They just said, do you want to do the back? And I was like, oh, I'm good. You did your arm back.

You triple X? Like absolutely. You're like, oh, we can do triple X all over. How do they do it? Oh bro. Get on your knees. I already felt compromised. Shut up.

Do you get on your knees? Like a dog. The's already felt compromised. Shut up. Do you get on your knees? Like a dog. Like a dog. The chest just mooned, Jeremy. Because you've got to help the lady. So do you just hold it over?

So I'm basically on my belly, but with a slight push out of the boot. The lazy dog. And you pull your butt cheeks apart. Oh you spread it. Well she's only got two hands and one of them's gotta hold the laser. Hopefully you wiped before you went or you had a shower. There's a very good chance I...

It's fine. Yeah, yeah, I was like, while you're down this, it's not so long ago. That is such a weird experience from a stranger. I know, right? I just couldn't imagine getting it. That was the same lady who went, you're not the girl on the radio, are you? I went, of all the times to be recognised.

Oh, you're on your face. Spreading your cheeks. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. With your mud button. What did you hear? What did you hear on the show? What happened to your bits?

What did you enjoy? Yeah, yeah. How do I get through on Alphabox? Oh, classic. So yeah, that was that. That's funny. Triple X. Oh, wow. Did you ever say no? That's not me. Triple X?

No, no, no. To being recognized? Yeah. I've never not said that. I just say, I'm shy guy. Oh, that's funny. And they give him the finger and walk away. Yeah, that's funny.

Kick him in the shins and run away. I'm just tarnishing your rep. It's like how people thought Angus was me for a while. That's right. A psychic thought Angus was you, which we were like, oh shit. He stopped correcting them too. So he could have really done some damage to the rep. Yeah, no, he's upheld. The virtues of the duck man. Yeah, he's one with me. If anything, he was too straighty 180. You know what I mean? He needs to be looser. Absolutely. Anyway, we got to interview Lenny Kravitz. Oh my god.

Let me go freshen up a bit. After you just talked about being on all fours, opening your butt. Enjoy the show. Take it up, turn it up, turn it up. Jess and Ducko in the morning. There's only one show to wake up with. Jess and Ducko.

The only pop toy I listen to. The rest are rubbish. Broadcasting life. Turn it up, turn it up, all I want is the noise. Jess and Ducko! The only pop toy I listen to. The rest are rubbish. Broadcasting live. Moving in and moving out. All I want is the noise. Turn it up, turn it up. Time to go off. Jess.

Spit on your hand for God's sake. Ducko. Chug on me. I'm a shy guy. Can you come help me find me a snake? Producer shy guy. Good girl. Daddy.

Producer Babs. Yeah, he just texted and said hot sausage. Big shows and big vibes in 2025. This is Jess and Darnit. Lights, camera, action. Heads up, tits up, let's get up. Still can't get used to it. No, no.

Welcome to six o'clock. Heads up, tits up, let's get up. Yeah, what's it from again? It's let's eff it up. Ah, changed it. Altered it. Yeah, right. What's it from again? Clever. A Peloton trainer. Oh, that's right, that's right. That's right, that's right. eff it up. The doogie has altered it. Yeah, right. What's it from again?

Clever. A Peloton trainer. Oh, that's right, that's right, that's right. You would love that. Does that set you in the mindset, we're about to enter like a gym class. This is a workout. Yeah, well now I don't remember that baby, possibly.

Your birthday, look we're still a few months off, but everyone else has been ticked off. You are next on the calendar. Would you like one of those stationary pedal wheels? So at the desk here, you can just be under the desk doing a Peloton style class. No, I'm good. Thank you though.

All right, so right now still, just the six pack of creaming soda. Gotta come up with a gift. No, no, take the creaming soda off. You know, normal creaming soda or sour lollies, my guts can't handle it anymore. No, sour lollies is my go-to for the duck man. I know, but you know. You're gonna strap it up. I my guts can't handle it anymore. No, sour lollies is my go-to for the duck man. I know, but you know, I just kind of-

You're gonna strap it up. I can't have a full pack anymore. Alright, two straps. Yeah, smaller amounts. Okay. I'm gonna have a full pack and it sits there and I go, oh. Would you rather a strap or a worm? Worm probably.

Worm? The, is it the Allen's ones that are the better sour worms? Are they? I don't know, you're the sour king. I think the Allen's ones that are the better sour worms? Are they? I don't know, you're the sour king. I think the Allen's ones are the better sour worms. You know what I don't mind? I think it's Allen's. A sour skittle.

A sour skittle's a good choice. How good's a sour skittle? Is it Allen's? Now I can't remember. I need to see a packet. Oh, I'm trying to think the, uh, the little colourful, little colourful guys. I'm gonna look it up. Please do. I'm gonna look it up because I can't sleep no not Alan's I've got not trolley all natural I think it's all natural oh hello don't chop the

dinosaur daddy how can you have all natural sour they're the ones squirm yeah squirms squirms okay so two of those no more a full pack of those will do but okay oh they're on sale at Woolworths. Okay, thank you. I'm gonna be careful what I say, because I know that you'll write it down and you'll get it. I'll go, oh no, I've got 10 creaming sodas now.

Well, like on Shy Guy's list, I still had peas, underwear and Kit Kat chunky. I went, I've done that every year. We've done that every year. Yeah, I've written, but underneath Shy Guy's list, it says loves underwear. Have I made that up? Because you said that's the present you like getting, I think. When underneath Shy Guy's list. It says loves underwear. Have I made that up? That's the present you like getting, I think.

When we were talking about the undies. The undies thing we recently were trading, Decadax. Be careful, like Ducco said, be careful what you say, because we will write it down. Well, I got peas last week, so I'm glad you didn't mix it up. Absolutely, we. Absolutely. So when we all get the petty cash back, we divide it equally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got that approved by the way. Oh good, good. Company paid for it. Twix pods. The company was very giving for your birthday, which was completely rare. I know. And it's July 1st, a new budget start.

Ah, here we go, that's why. Fresh budget. Oh jeez, I should. Just in time for yours. I'll get a laptop. You just bought yourself one, you don't for yours. I'll get a laptop. You just bought yourself one. You don't need one. I know.

It's funny. We got a laptop Morgan and I just to share and then I started logging. I used, one of us has some countdown stuff to it. I connected all my phone to it, whatever. Fair. And now I'm like, oh, you should probably get your own laptop. You're messing with my settings. Oh, this is actually mine now.

It mirrors my phone and it's got all my stuff on it. It does feel weird. Angus has his, I have my own. If mine's dead or I just can't be bothered, he's his inside. I go to reach for it. I'm on it for 10 minutes. I go, this feels right. I don't like it. You can see text popping up. You can see everything popping up. Absolutely. I was just like, all those affairs you're having, Ducko, be careful because now your phone is synced. Messages will pop up. Is the shark messaging me? With his dick pics. But you know, you can use your fingerprint to like get in on it on the top right corner.

Well, mine has that. Oh, I don't think mine has that technology. It's like a newer Mac thing. Hello, so instead of putting in a password. Yeah, you can also put in a password, but you can put your fingerprint in. And so it's my fingerprint, so Morgan's like, well. Oh, she can't even log in if you're not there. She knows the password, but like, yeah, yeah.

Ah, that's synced to you. She can add her finger though, I think. Can you add more than one? I don't think you can add more than one finger. It's like the old iPhones, when you used to have to do the thumbprint log in. You can't have more than one. It's like a baby bird, it's imprinted on you. I don't know if it's ever gonna take to her. I mean, we can check that, but that would... I think you can. I feel like Apple would get pretty average of that.

But then it's going to get all smudgy, you know. It'd be fraught with danger because then they'd be like, they would remember you. Do you know who could hack in? Koala. Have you heard that? Koala fingerprints are most closely linked to human. You can add up to three fingerprints. On a laptop. Yeah, on a laptop. And flow.

Or iPad or iPhone. Don't, don't tell Morgan that. Just get your own Morgan. Tax time baby. You only count with options for once. It's my fingerprint. And which fingerprint would you have gone? I went the index. Yeah, that feels good.

Not the thumb. It feels too awkward to get the angle. Whilst thumb is what we would have done on phones, thumb on laptop does feel weird. It's hurting my wrist. Just making that hand motion. Yeah, go to index. All right, maybe I'll set it low on. I have noticed your formatting on our group emails. Spectacular.

Yeah. Honestly, you know I have not owned a laptop since 2011. How have you bought flights or big? Phone. No, you've gotta do that stuff on a computer. I've done it all on my phone always. I've never owned a laptop. So when I have this laptop's coming up,

I was messaging Shaka about it. I was like, I get my text on here. Everything's linked up. What is this? Oh, I can't. I can't do big ticket items. Even if I'm searching what dress am I going to hire for that ball next weekend, it's got to be on a laptop. A big screen. You need that laptop. I need that laptop for you. So I'm so used to doing it on my phone. When I do my laptop, it feels like a little treat, like a naughty little treat. So like the last time you went overseas, oh the flights you're going on, Queenstown. Phone. In a couple of weeks. Yep.

Oh that feels weird. I mean, yeah, I just got so used to it. Yeah, yeah. Are you double tap, you know like Apple Pay? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Is that how you do it for the big ticket items? Some things, not the, depends what card we're putting on, but some things. Sure, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. But you can, depends what card we're putting on, but some things. Sure, sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God. But you can, you've essentially got Apple playing your laptop now too. Yes you do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And in fact, I say that but it does annoy me when websites don't have my details saved. Clearly they wouldn't if I've never used the site before, but I go to send my mum flowers and to card details.

I have to go find my physical card? It's confusing. But then when it has your card details in you go, is it hacking me? No bro, 100%. Well how do you get these? 100%! Vivo Strip or Viva Strip? Yeah. No, this is a hack, this is a scam. Yeah, yeah. Ah, good times.

What do we want? What do we want? What do we want? I don't know. As Ryan Gosling would ask. Tell you what we want, a big show,? I don't know. As Ryan Gosling would ask. Tell you what we want, a big show, which is what we're going to give you. Alf Vox, your chance at 10k, we've got more chances to go see Lady Gaga,

it's our call of fame, we've got Year of the Song, Babs's blog today, moved to a later time. We've taken it out of the depths of the morning and put it into the sunlight. We haven't, we haven't, the boss has. The boss has. Oh my god, Ducco. The Lord of the Board. Do you like that? The boss has. The boss has. Babs has got the stepper. Oh my god. Okay. The lord of the board. Do you like that? I just, that, that.

Lotub. Babs is our lotub. She runs the whiteboard. Hey lord of the board, good morning. Good morning. Lord of the board. Hot sausage lord of the board. Babs, you've got everything going on.

Oh god. Your tombstone is going to be chockable off. Huge. Full of your monikers. Lord of the board. Hey Babs, you got everything going on. Your tombstone is gonna be chockable off Huge! full of your monikers. Lord of the board. Hey Babs, up next we're talking about Dick Fog. From Shy Guy's Dick Pix. Great, I'm really excited.

Yeah, there we go. We're gonna need your Cardi B baby. Your input. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Ah, one of our favourite artists. I don't clean but let me tell you I got this ring.

Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me, quick jump out for you, let it get inside of me. Not just great tunes, but a great character. Cardi B. Cardi B. Do you want to know a fun fact about Cardi B? Sure, why not? Have you got trivia tonight? Yep. So Cardi B originally when she started as an artist

was called Bacardi. But Bacardi found out the rum and went, no, no, wear the trademark on Bacardi. She went, all right, stuff ya. I'll call myself Cardi B then. Wow. Isn't that a fun one? If anything bigger than Bacardi now. Couldn't agree more.

Who's talking about Bacardi? Yeah. Coronavirus! Not Cardi B. No, she owns that. Um, hold on. I'm just getting another grab from me old system. We've had it alert. The Shy Guy had a...

Well, if we could have just wrote it, it's 6 to 11, I mean, does anyone care? Then why tell him? Because you know now he's gonna go long. I was gonna write every one on one, man. It's just better this way. And this is why I read exactly what they put in there, Jess, and it's hard for me to just be on air. They are stitching you up this week, from yesterday's dead sister-in-law to now today, while you're on air, can you go find the new edited version where Cardi B hasn't sworn? Well, I went over the top, but I don't trust our system. I'll give you the hot tip.

This one. Okay, this better be worth it. Wait, let me bring the rise to the scene. I'm going to put this on Instagram. It said, Cardi, the grab is Cardi B dickfuck that I was going to play. Then he goes, no, no, use Cardi B dick fog this one. And so I'm gonna try to search it. What was the swear that you were so-

The F word. Ah, I guess that's a B. I mean, you left it in with Lewis Capole yesterday. I did, the music team did. The music team did. That's not my fault. This one is my fault. That's why we're doing this.

Okay, well let's check it out. Cardi B talks about something I'd never heard of. Okay, no, let me stop. Okay, no, focus. I'm telling you, I got a dig fog. Look at this. This is a real f***ing castle. I wonder Marie Antoinette was going to f*** all down here.

All up in this bitch. Oh, Shaka is like relieved as all hell. Good leaping. You can unclench. That was some big ones too. Well, that's part of her lexicon. She's a big, she uses the emotive. So she went on a live stream with Stefan Diggs, who's a NFL player. Thank you.

Recently coming off a knee injury. That's not important to the story. Sorry, are they together? Well, I didn't realise they were, but yeah, supposedly they are. Either he took her to a castle somewhere in Europe and gave her a dick fog, so use that info with what you will. And what part of this are you confused about, Duggo? So I never heard the term dickfog.

Well, let's go to the Lord of the Board. Let's go to the Lord of the Fog. Because I could explain it to you, but I think- She's trying, she's trying, sorry. I can't see it. Dickfog is where you want someone's pain so badly you can't think of anything else. Just doesn't feel right coming from Babs.

When was the last time you experienced this phenomenon? Babs? I don't know why you asked me that because you know I'm not going to answer. Because I want you to feel like you're a part of the conversation. Good morning to Babs' entire family. Absolutely. Daymo! Even though my family listens, I'm like, ah, I don't care.

But they expect it when Babs is listening to it. Do you think, okay, to you, Duccoow, have you ever given a lady dig for her? Well, I'd like to think I had. I've never heard of this. So did you just get that off? Where'd you get that? Her brain. My brain, obviously.

Okay. All right. So it's when you give it to someone so badly that you can't think of anything. No, so good. Yeah, that's what I meant. Like bad is good. As in they want it so badly. Yeah, a good girl going bad vibe.

100%. It does give, and Babs has just confirmed, who did you say the gentleman was? Stefan Diggs. Stefan Diggs and Cardi B have been dating publicly since last month. So to say maybe privately for a bit longer as well, it's that honeymoon phase, Ducko. It's that honeymoon phase. Maybe it's still casual, they've not put labels on it. They're just going everywhere and anywhere.

They're just texting at 3pm on a Monday going, baby, I can't think of anything else. Yeah, let's go. Let me fly you to a castle in Europe. Oh. But Cardi B's taken that to her Instagram live stream. I love, she's educated. She's trying to, I can't think.

So, so- Is she, is she like walking around in a haze? Shall I go, you actually watched the video? Yeah, she's- She's sort of like, where am I? Then he comes in, Stefan Diggs comes into the room. She's like, that's the man who gave it to me. That's what she says. And that's what I was like, is this a thing that ladies talk about?

Or is it just a Cardi B thing? I think it is a thing. I've not heard that phrase, but the way you're describing what it is Babs, absolutely. And the idea of now being with someone for five, 10 years to recapture the magic. How do you get the fog? Like how do you get the fog with Angus after 60 or 70 years? What do you do to get the fog back? When you have seen each other in your worst times, most intimate times or every day times, it's about keeping that romance and spark alive, right? Yeah.

How do you do that? What do you do? You've just got to do a performance every now and then, maybe a bit of role play. Put your blue light glasses on. Let me pretend you're the librarian. There we go. We've just jumped into Jess's bedroom. But then he hits me with her, just love me for who I am. I'm like, for God's sake, I'm trying to keep it. Stop trying to eat food off me. Jess, why is that? I made a really good dinner last night, Doug. I was like, let me eat the leftovers off your chest. Jess is like, let's do it.

He's like, the only fog I've got is me. It's funny. Last night I put on my sign found pajamas, was doing my duo lingo. And he was like, you want to put your duo lingo away? And I was like, oh yeah, sure. Can I just quickly finish? That's creating some good fog. Oh, we've run out of time. Sorry.

He's like, I've lost it. Bye. I'm like, no, sorry, sorry. Jess and Ducco. Stop everything. We have breaking news. Jess just broke it to me. Hello world. So, I'm just, it's just, you know those things where people go,

God that's made me feel old? Yeah. We grew up. Saddle Club. With the Saddle Club. Babs would have. Babs, you'd never even know this show, did you? I didn't watch it, but I know what it is. But doesn't she give Horse girl energy already would love the saddle

club a compliment no that felt like an insult to feel like a bit of a slap no it's just people who love horse people are love them my family was one my sisters had horses you had a rest in peace patch did you not have a whole yeah we had all I didn't my sister's did I didn't write I was about to say why was it your sister's and I? Patch and Barron. Both. Were you too little? My sisters were smaller than me. No, I rode them as well.

How did they get up? Pony Club just wasn't appealing to me on a weekend. I'd rather play rugby. To be completely fair. That was sort of my... So Patch and Barron, not for you? Yeah, but I still rode horses. I can ride. Yep. Very expensive being in horse riding. And a lot of commitment. For example, when I did the weather the other weekend at

Three degrees or negative one degrees at five in the morning People up in the desert up in the bow desert people were getting out of their swags to plait the horse's tail You know, it's a it's a lifestyle. So that's the Bob Babsky You told me Babs spent the night in a swag and got up early to braid her. I would go yeah Yeah, yeah, I could see me before. Anyway, I reckon you'd love The Subtle Club. We loved this show. Lisa, Carol and Stevie, it was about, I don't know, I think they were 12 in the show, joining a pony club and like the adventures they got up to.

Lisa now does radio. She is a breakfast announcer like us. She's competition. Yes. She's just announced she's pregnant. Oh my goodness. And it's just blown my mind that this girl, I grew up like the same age as us. Yeah. I don't know. I've just perpetually locked her in as Lisa from the Saddle Club.

Now she's pregnant. She just posted on her Instagram story, ultrasounds. Oh, get on your way. Hopefully we haven't stolen her on air, you know, announced. Why, she put on her story. She put on her story. Yeah. Yeah.

Anyway. Congratulations, LJ. I'm just so happy for her. LJ, good for you. So happy for her. She's really nice. I met her at the Acros once. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. Congratulations, LJ. I'm just so happy for her. Good for you. I'm so happy for her. She's really nice. I met her at the Acros once. It's the radio wars that don't exist anymore. I'm pretty sure she does radio right now where we also do radio. I'm fairly confident.

No, she's in Vic. Oh, that's okay. What are you thinking of? I thought something else. Never mind. No, no, she's down south. Well, this has been one of the great chats. Hey, man, I was happy to leave it off there. You made me bring it on air.

You got so excited. I'm so thrilled for her. We're off air and you go, oh my God. Oh my God, she's pregnant. I was like, who? Who's pregnant? Lisa. This is from the Sunnel Club. I wanted to hear about the woman

that remembers every moment of your life, but you made me talk about LJ. I did get a bit giddy because Lisa was like, Lisa was my favorite too, you know. No, Stevie was your favorite. No. I can't remember. Stevie was the naughty one. Yeah, but no, but like, Lisa was like my favorite. Oh, because she was my favorite too. No, Stevie was your favorite. No, I can't remember. Stevie was the naughty one.

Yeah, but no, but like Lisa was like my favorite. Oh, because she was the good girl. Yeah. Oh, did you want to? Oh, yeah. Oh, fair, fair, fair. She's on Power FM in Ballarat. Shout out to Power FM in Ballarat.

They don't get enough acknowledgement on this show. They don't. Should they get any? It's nice. Anyway, I did have a story to tell you. It's too late now. I'll tell you about it soon. Do you want to wrap it up? We can wrap it up. Give me the story to tell you. It's too late now. I'll tell you about it soon.

Do you want to wrap it up? We can wrap it up. Give me the wrap up, Jess. Let's play AlphaBach, shall we? Um, geez, we're in a bit of a zone today. Maybe you've just found out you're expecting like LJ. Yeah, $10,000. Sorry mate, you left the room but we just pivoted there.

It was great. Now I heard it outside. We should bring up the Power FM livestream and have a listen to it. That's my evolution of this break. There you go. We're good playing it. That's my evolution of this break. There you go. Well, good playing along. It's all about extending content.

Anyway. Babs is a horsey gal. Yeah. I know. Can you give it? God, you're good at the mouth sounds. I meant animal sounds out of your mouth. Babs, give us your best name.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bzzz, no. What did I tell you? girl I 131060 call horse girl give her a call give her a name 30 seconds 10 questions all started the same way to have to take your first in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alpha Bugs on Hit Alpha Bugs. 30 seconds, 10 questions, all started with the same letter. Have to take your first answer, cannot use the same answer twice, and if you're unsure, just say pass.

We come back if there's time. They're the rules. You're playing for $10,000, that's the dollar amount. The player is Stacey. Good morning, Stacey. Good morning. Stacey, what did you say to the horse girl to get put through today?

I said, please do it, I'm going to keep calling. Did you neigh to her? No, absolutely not. Oh, okay. Stacey's a serious contender here. She's like, no silliness, this is Alphamarts. Yeah, yeah, I need in. What's motivating you today, Stacey?

What do you want to spend 10 grand on? My son gets his key plates next month and I want to buy him a car. Wow, that's nice of you. What a milestone. It saves my car. I see. I see. I see.

I see. I see. I see. I see. spend ten grand on? My son gets his key plates next month and I want to buy him a car. Wow, that's nice of you. What a milestone. It saves my car. I see, I see. What car would you get him if you could? A second hand? Yeah, yeah probably just a decent second hand. Yeah, little Yaris, little Lancer. Have you looked at an Aston Martin maybe Stacey? Okay, alright. What about an Audi? Oh yeah, very, very expensive to replace the parts on an Audi. Ah well, they start with the letter A and that's what Stacey's going to be working with. Oh, I see what you did there. You see what I did there? It was nice integration from me. Stacey, A. Yep. That's good Stacey. Come on, we don't get A much. No, we don't. I don't know what it is about A.

I feel like it's more pressure if I say it. I mean it is A for L for Bucks. I didn't want to say anything but there is a fair amount of pressure right now. What's your son's name Stacey? Blake. Blake. Oh just one letter off A. My daughter is Ava though.

Oh this is a great omen. Do you want to change your motivation for something for Ava? Yeah buy something for Ava instead. What does Ava need? She did break her wrist the other day at school and her birthday's coming up. Alright let's get Ava a new wrist. A new wrist, yeah let's do that. Okay. We're doing it for Ava if there's some left over. A little bit for Blake. Yeah. Stacey you ready to rock? As ready as I'll ever be. Good attitude. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter A, we need you to name a piece of jewellery.

Armband. A horror movie. Pass. A country. Australia. A car part. Air conditioner. An animal.

Antelope. Something noisy. Air horn. A verb. Angrily. Something you spray. Air freshener. A shoe brand. Add a death. A celebrity. Angelina Jolie. A horror movie. Shit! Oh! That was, you had nine! Oh sis! You had nine! You were a horror movie away from $10,000! Mate, if you had just sat down to watch the Sigourney Weaver classic Alien recently, it might have been top of the line. You could have said American Psycho Army of the Dead.

Oh, there's a few. You were elite! You were a great player! You were tricking us, Stacey. You're a good player. You were fantastic. My goodness. I thought we were giving it away. I was getting my winner sound effects. Yeah. I was getting all excited. What do you get instead? Nothing. Oh you get $100 to spend online at Candle Exchange. The shame to my children. Oh and the shame.

You get Candle Exchange and the shame for your children. a hundred dollars to spend there, that'd be great. You can, the house will smell lovely while you cry. I don't want to cry in the corner. I'm making love. Oh, geez. That was tight, Stacey. Man, you're never going to like Alien now. That movie is forever ruined.

Nah, you'll never watch it. Absolutely not. Hey, thanks for playing. Thanks for being a good player. Thank you so much. Oh, that hurts more. That hurts more, a nine. I thought we had much. Oh, that hurts more. That hurts more than nine. I thought we had it.

Django's getting his pants ready. Because when we came back, I was like, she's thought of one. You know what I mean? Enough time has gone by. She's thought of one. There was four seconds left. The left side of her brain is working on a horror movie

while the right side of her brain finishes the quiz. Oh, that's heartbreak. Oh well, Tuesdays. Tuesdays, man. We got another chance at eight o'clock and up next, why my boobs were the topic of conversation at dinner last night. Good afternoon, cheers.

Jess and Ducco. Just had Stacey for our box got nine, but actually guys, got eight, I realised. I misheard the verb, we had some message in the text line 0488881069 saying, angrily is an adverb, not a verb. Yeah, so I thought she said angling. I thought she said angling too, and I didn't hear it. Normally you pick up the verb things.

Yeah, so I was happy. Normally someone will flag something and no one did, so I was like, well. Yeah, I was happy to pay that one. But then I realised when we listened back to it and Babs came in as well, blowing up, she was like, hey, no. Angrily is what she said.

So. Some eagle-eared rice call because we appreciate you. So Stacey, if we'd given you the money, we would have had to take it off you. So that would have been awkward. What actually is the go there? I've thought about it often. I think we, why don't know what happens there. So if we award it, albeit incorrectly. So even though we've gone, yay, if it actually wasn't 10 out of 10, we don't have grounds to be like, soz, not paying. Just because we said it. God, we say some shit. They have grounds to be like, soz not paying just because we said it. We say some shh. They have the they have grounds.

It's a great area. Yeah. But yeah, it's like if we say we're going to give everyone a million dollars or whatever, obviously not because it's a joke. But if we say that on air, they call up and they could take us to court and say, well, you said I'll win. Well, let's stop chatting about this. Yeah.

That just makes me really. Would you want it, Ducko? Would you want it on false pretenses? I would. If I was like, you dumb idiots didn't hear what I you want it on false pretenses? I would. If I was like, you dumb idiots didn't hear what I said properly and gave it to me, I'd want it. And now, next time before we give it, I'm going to be so cautious. I'd be like, I just need to look at everything.

Our boss is usually like, Titan bright, keep moving. No, no, we are stopping down on everything to replay the audio in case that happens. You have verb sleuths out there that text in. Well, this one is an adverb sleuth and no one ever gets adverb. They don't. Anyway, thank you. Thank you for constantly keeping us in check because we would hate to just have false $10,000 rolling around. Last night, Ducko, topic of conversation around my dinner table

was a little uncouth, if you ask me, for a Monday night. Our neighbours are leaving. We've we've moved, we've lived in this house for three years. Kev has been an absolute legend from go to woe. So much so that I, um, I've actually mentioned him quite a bit on this show and realized I've never changed his name. I've always just said Kev said Kev, live next door. And because obviously there's always, you know, not even six degrees of separations, like three degrees of separation. Someone knows someone. Here's a story. Here's a specific element that I've described of Kev and some workmates have gone, are you the Kev that Jess from the radio has been

talking about? Ah, that's fun. Now so much so, Daco. Now I couldn't find the audio in particular because we have something on the program called a promo. It's basically a commercial, an ad for our show. You'll hear it outside of the breakfast time, so you might be driving around midday and you might hear a little ad for our show, which includes some audio. a little ad for our show, which includes some audio. Months, if not a year ago, Ducco, a promo was rolling around.

I was telling a story about how I like to be nude in my home. You flagged, Hey, I've been to your house. There's a lot of windows around your house, particularly around the driveway area and just the configuration of my home and Kev's home. Yeah, they face each other. Yes. His front door looks in. You flagged, as a natural question, do you reckon your neighbours have ever seen you in the Starkers? Yes. I said, probably, Kev's seen my titties. Yeah, that's right. I do remember that. Do you remember this?

So that story, the promo, the ad that was created only captured me saying, Kev's seen me titties. Kev's seen me titties. Out of context. So Kev is wrapping up cause he's actually, he's moving away. So there's been some farewell lunches, you know, the, the farewell cake and coffee. Yeah. So there's been some farewell lunches, you know, the, the farewell cake and coffee. One of his colleagues said to him yesterday, so he comes over for dinner last night.

I've had to explain to all my colleagues, Jess, that I haven't in fact seen your boobies. And I said, what are you talking about? He goes, one of my colleagues said, look, now that you're leaving, I have to ask, have you been looking at the radio lady's boobies? The radio lady? Or has she been showing you her boot? What is going on? What's happening in your household?

What is going on? Can I come over as well for dinner? What's the address? What's been going on? Because Kev's met the love of his life. They're moving, starting the shoot. Was she there when this was all happening? Yes!

Was she like, what? Well, this is the thing. Danny's like, all right, well, well, then we need a little tit for life. They're moving starting the sheet. Was she there and this was all happening? Yes! Was she like, what? Well, this is the thing, Danny's like, all right, well, well, now we need a little tit for tat Angus, get yours out. I need a little tit for tat. Am I right? Yeah. So we had to explain, well, he had to explain, no, no. I'm not saying it was just taken out of context, but it sounds like you're saying Kev's seeing my titties. Like I'm standing at the window waiting for him to come home being like, good morning. Yeah, yeah. Kev's seen my titties. Kev, like I'm standing at the window waiting for him to come home being like, good morning.

But it just got us talking about, you know, our freedom of our bodies. As I said, I like to walk around naked. Angus, I like to walk around naked. Angus covers up a bit more, he's a bit more conscientious. He's got that jockstrap. And Kev was like, well, you've never seen me have you? Ha ha ha. I said, well, now that we're putting everything on the table, Kev, I haven't seen you. But a girlfriend of mine was dropping something at my house,

walking down our driveway, saw something in the corner of her eye, has looked into his house and he's strutting around his own house naked. Stop it. So she's seeing Kev now, she. So everyone has seen everyone doing something. I was going to say untoward, you could be nudie in your own home. You've been spotted haven't you? Yeah, yeah. By the water meter reader.

The gas meter reader. Yeah, she's listened to the show and she called in when I spoke about it on air and then like two days later calls in and was like haha and made jokes about me being grown on a show which I'm very public about. You've been on the record. So in your own home, ladies've been, you've been on the record. Yeah. So in your own home, ladies and gentlemen, you can just do, oh, we better never get your address on the public record because my goodness, people camp out.

Babs will have her swag out there. Yeah, she will be. Babs knows my address though. Oh, jeez, careful. You've ever seen him? No, wait a minute. Stop making it weird. This promo will be cut too. Babs has seen Shy Guy Naked.

And that's how radio works. Jess and Ducco. You know we love to educate on this program. We're not just about silliness. No. And out of one of the biggest podcasts in the world, diary of a CEO, a. You've been, you've been diarying of a CEO, have you? Yeah.

So I saw, it's that classic thing. I saw the clip of this woman. She was a guest on the podcast, Vanessa van Edwards. She's an expert in body language and people skills. I saw the small 30 second clip on Tik TOK. I went, I need more of her. Yep. She is the founder of an organization called the Science of People.

Ooh. They study people, Ducko. They work out what makes us tick and how to get the most out of ourselves and others, basically through communication. And I was drinking the Kool-Aid, man. She's sort of a stereotypical American. Everything's big and 110%, but I loved what she was saying. Mainly because I felt vindicated.

She basically is talking about when you first meet someone, the best way to connect. Oh yeah. You know, we interview people that we've never met before, so we could maybe take some of this stuff on board. One of her first points, stop asking a new person. So what do you do with yourself? She goes, this is boring. It keeps their brain on autopilot. Right.

You know, me and my dad, we tried to get the what's keeping you up at night trending, pushed a few people too far. So that's maybe not the right one to do. But she basically wants you to reframe it in your mind. Okay. Connection with people. What do you do with yourself? She goes, if someone doesn't like their job, it actually could be seen as rude.

They might get a bit defensive and put off by you. I don't want to talk about my job. But I mean, what else can you ask someone? Like such a big part of who they are. She wants you to ask, and this is why I say, is this just that very American style of thinking? Yeah, yeah. Working on anything exciting? See, that's even harder to answer. I'd rather someone go, what are you doing?

Work anything exciting. I'd be like, um, geez. I love what she's getting at. But then you want to sound cool too. Yeah, exactly. And then you think you're lame because you don't have any. You're like, geez, I'm the commissioner of a fantasy league. I'm working on the draft order.

Well, maybe that's what she means. It gives you an opportunity to look beyond your nine to five or your shift work and go beyond, Oh, that's my paycheck that I don't love. But what I'm working on is my McCrame. Yeah. And I've learned that new hobby. Someone actually asked Morgan the other day, cause I was there and I witnessed it and they go, do you, what do you, would you have any hobbies?

Do you have any hobbies? I was like, ah, I mean, raising a child right now is pretty busy. It's taking up a lot of my time and brain space. You're right. It does create potentially feelings of inadequacy, or I actually don't have an answer for that. But I love what she's saying in, let's have more interesting conversations than just what do you do with yourself. Yeah. She goes, another question, which is a better way to get to know someone.

I'm going to put you on the spot, ducko. And again, imagine you've met, you've met someone for the first time. You're at a, you're at a dinner party, three people you don't know. And you only know the host. You could ask, Hey, Sandra, what book movie or TV character is most like you? And why do you think that is? See, that's hard because then no matter what you say, people are going to say, I don't see it or like, Oh, you think you're Brad Pitt from that's hard because then no matter what you say, people are going to say, I don't see it.

Or like, oh, you think you're Brad Pitt from Ocean's Eleven, do you? But I guess if you've not, if you don't know this person, you've got to take their answer at face value. But you judge them straight away. You would judge them straight away. But if you had a preloaded answer as, well, I see myself as George Clooney, we might be best friends. I ask you now with zero notice.

I don't know. Is there someone? I can't think of a character. Yeah. Yeah. Do you have one? I don't have one either. It's a tough question to answer.

It is a big question. I guess. I mean, we just talked about the Saddle Club, so I'm trying to put myself in those shoes. Yeah. See, it's really hard. That's a hard question. That's almost hard.

I mean, geez, what do you do for work seems a lot easier. Vanessa Van Edwards wants us to get real deep, real fast. I almost rather what's keeping you up at night. It's making what keeping you up at night look a lot better, isn't it? Jess and Ducco. You read the song. We guess he is. We guess he is.

That songs are released, Ducco, but first and foremost we need a theme. Oh, we do. We're not just shooting from the hip. We're not just doing any song in the world. It might sound like we are, but we're not. We're not. They are narrowed in. Yep. What have we got today, Shaggy? So it's the first of the month. We're not just doing any song in the world. It might sound like we are, but we're not. We're not. They are narrowed in. Yep. And what do we got today, Shaggy?

So it's the first of the month. Yes. First of July. First of the financial, new financial year. Here we go. Oh yeah. We are doing the first number one hits from artists. Oh, I love it.

That's right, with the number one. Okay. Did you want to go with the Glastonbury theme that Babs gave you? Nah, it's been done. We covered it yesterday. Okay. See you later. Move on. We've moved on. It's been done, we covered it yesterday. Okay, see you later, move on. We've moved on. It's new financial year, Ducko. 25, 26.

Yeah. Okay. Sorry, you're going to need to run me through that theme one more time. So number one hits from artists because it's July 1st. There you go. But the first number one. The first number one. Oh, I see.

So Nellie could have been around for three years. You didn't entirely think of that one, Babs. Don't take all the credit. You're doing that thing where you don't speak on air again. Hey everyone, the Rice Cookers can't read the internal comms so you're going to have to use your mind. My message to you then said, so who thought of that one? Because I thought of it.

No, I twisted it. Anyway, when was the not fight on air? She's a big new financial year gal. Love's Ear First Party? Are you guys going to Babs' ear first party? I'm going to the start of the first party. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco.

Year of the Song. He's taken full credit for this new financial year. We are doing the first number one hit of these artists. Yep, that would be Paramore. Misery Business, their first number one hit. Jeez, I don't know much about Paramore. This is Babs Coded, she would nail this I'm sure. Yeah, Paramore.

Ooh, what did you get? Mystery Business. Misery Business. Misery Business. You're thinking of the van in Scooby Doo? I am. God. The mystery machine.

Sorry, I'll siphon through Paramore. Right. Oh, Duggo. I've got no clue. I'm going to say early O's. Okay. I'm going to go really early. I'm going to go late.

Okay. 09 for Jess, 04 for Duggo. The correct answer is 07. Close but no. Apologies, Hayley Williams. Sam Smith's first hit, Flatch. First number one. Number one, yep. Ooh, close but no. Apologies, Hayley Williams. Ah, Sam Smith's first hit, Latch.

First number one? Number one, yep. Are you telling me that, what's his other one? That didn't go number one. Like Stay With Me or something? Stay With Me. Stay with me. She's not gonna have told you Latch was before that.

What a Sam Smith trivia, I didn't know that. I reckon this was. I saw Sam Smith in concert once. Did you? He was incredible live. He has a good voice. I reckon this was... 2014.

No. Yes. Oh, duck. I got no idea. I'm gonna say 2014. Oh, oh. I'll go earlier. 11. Like, 11.

Okay. Alright, the correct answer is 2012. Oh, you got it right! Yes, with the point. Yeah! Stay With Me came out 2015. Wow! Three years later.

Thanks for the trick. Good guess. Doja-Math 2015. Wow! Three years later. There you go. Thanks for the treat. Doja Cat's first number one. Oh jeez, we played this a few times. Say so. You love Doja. Yeah, a bit of Doja Cat, Paint the Town Red, you know.

Big kitty man you are. I'm a huge Doja Cat guy. Give me your kitten. Kitten. That was live again too. Come on baby. It's amazing. Jeez, the pipes are warm. What year do you think this one came out? Say so. This was before obviously Paint the Town Red.

Yep. I can hear you back announcing this. Yeah I'm definitely back announcing this a few times but it lasted a long time in our playlist. Is it COVID? It must be COVID times. Is it? Ah geez. Maybe. Now I'm confused between either it's either 2019 or it's like 2020. I'm going to go 19. Okay. Okay, Dukka's in at 19, you're in at 21. The correct answer is 2019. Hey! Dukka with the point.

Wait a minute, so I've just imagined you saying that then because we weren't together in 2019. No, but it was probably still playing in 2020. Probably our playlist is still 2023. True. Black Eyed Peas. Oh, the Peas. This is their first hit. This is their first hit. It was probably still playing in 2020. It probably would have played this till 2023. True. Yep. Black Eyed Peas. Oh, the peas. This is their first hit.

Actual first song though. And song. Really? With Justin Timberlake. This is from the Ellie Funk album. I'm gonna get this on the knockout. I love the Black Eyed Peas. Beautiful mind it. I can picture the album artwork.

It's blue. Yes. Um. Oh, god. I can picture the album artwork, it's blue, yes? Yeah, it is. Um... Oh, god! Jeez. I'm gonna say, is this like similar to Hey Ya Outcast era? Like that kind of... Might be, might be. I'm gonna say this...

I'm gonna say this was a hell of a year, this was the year... I'm gonna take you back to a good time. 2007. Oh crap, I did old age! Ooh! The correct answer is 03. Oh, wow! Much earlier! That is much... I apologise, will.i.am. 2007 oh I did oh wait oh correct answers oh three oh That is much I apologize will I am Julie but first one do up hit and release

I'm gonna be the one her first song went and number one good on your doer do do did it hurt Concerts look amazing did that I didn't Oh, she puts on a hell of a show. She was at Wembley recently, actually. She's popped over to England. Do I visit Wembley? Yep, incredible. She was leading a gig at the Royal Albert Hall in London, which is really cool, like big orchestra.

I was familiar with that one. I watched that live on the BBC. She's put Albania on the map. Is she Albanian? Albanian. She's amazing. I don't know much about Dua Lipa. I'm not gonna, if you can't tell, I don't know much about Dua Lipa. If you can't tell, I've got

little knowledge of Dua Lipa. Her dad, you'll love this fact, hot as hell. I can see that. It's gorgeous man. She did another song called hotter than hell. Maybe it's about her dad. It was about her dad. Weird. See, I reckon this song, I've definitely back announced this song, I've been on radio for this. This one's for the win by the way guys I'm gonna say oh we tied the win oh I've gone too early I think I have this I'm gonna say 14 literally just make 15 Jess is in it 15 with the win yeah well done today Albanian Queen there you go bow down great theme. And babs.

No, put that on your LinkedIn. Great teamwork. Good teamwork. Jess and Ducco. So my parents, you know, they've got a caravan recently. And a healthy sex life. Well, they bought my old ute. The ute that I was running around with for a while.

Mum and dad bought it. Which, I must say, as an ambassador, you have done excellent work. Thank you so much. Because if you can't influence those closest to you, who can you influence? My dad bought a Gold Ute, didn't see that coming. Oh I love, from interstate as well. So they flown down and drove it back. It's so funny too, because they drove it back from New South Wales to Queensland and it's

like not that a hectic drive at all, but they just made out like it was such a big deal. I'm always like, now you've got the Ute and the Caravan, come down and see us more. And they're like, oh yeah, like it's such a big deal I'm always like now you've got the ute in the caravan come down and see us more and they're like oh yeah like it's such a big deal for them. Absolutely we're going full bushwhacking. But they've got one of those old-school caravans like 60s kind of vibe like that sort of blue bottom light top like and every apparently whenever they go to the trailer parks or whatever the caravan parks people always comment how good their caravan is it's called dotty that's what it was called before. I was about to say did they inherit that name?

No, but what I have noticed though, is when they post photos of them going to caravan parks on their Facebook, and then I read the 48 comments that mum and dad's friends are commenting on, the comments are like- No one uses Facebook like, you know, that generation. Mum's like, yeah, whenever we do anything, mum's like, should I post it on Facebook?

I'm like, don't break the internet, mum. I'm doing it, I'm doing it. Do it, mum, you can be, should I post it on Facebook? I'm like, don't break the internet mum. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Do it mum. You can be naughty. Just chuck it up there. What does this emoji mean? Have I used it correctly?

Yeah, you have. The best is when she sends me a screenshot. Is this caption okay? God love her. How do I go viral, loving son? Anyway, they posted a picture of their caravan dotty set up in a caravan park. And dad's like, I think dad's in the photo, mum's taking it, dad's like smiling away wherever. I love that.

He's just, he's connecting the poo pipe. Obviously. Everyone's then starts commenting on it. And they're like, hey, you know what they say? If Dottie's a rockin', don't come knockin'. And then they all start coming. So this is one of their boomer friends. Yeah, yeah.

And they all start coming, oh yeah, the caravan's a rockin', don't come knockin'. Like, oh, we know Dottie can rock. We know what you two get up in the caravan park. Exactly, I start reading these comments more and more going down, I was like, this just sounds like everyone's inferring mum and dad just got this thing to bang in caravan parks. I love, because we lock our parents in as our parents, right? We either put them on a pedestal or we think there are two-dimensional characters, but reading things like this from their group of friends, they are parents, right? We either put them on a pedestal or we think there is two dimensional characters. But reading things like this from their group of friends, they are a flesh and blood human being. They are keeping the romance alive. Is that the rep they've got amongst their

friends? Evidently. They're the sexy couple. They're the sexy couple with the character. Celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary very soon. Maybe that's why they don't want to come down and visit us. Oh no, Donnie's not used for that. They're too busy. Yeah, that's used for specific trips. We don't want our son and daughter-in-law and new grandbaby involved in those trips. Because it does have a big double bed in it.

You know? Oh, why wouldn't it, Ducko? I'm proud of them. You should be. Jess and Ducko. Welcome to Tuesday, team. Don't forget, Lady Gaga tickets on the show this week. It's our Call of Fame prize, which

means you just need to get your voice on the air, contribute in a way, tell us a tale, give us your opinion. Hey, fact check us. Oh yeah. 13 10 60, that's why Horse Girl sits out there, awaiting your She's getting a nickname a day now, isn't she? Producer Hot Sausage, Producer Babs, Lord of the Board. What did you share about your family latching on to one of

your nicknames? They've been calling me Hot Sausage. As they should. All weekend. Just Hot Sausage. Hot Sausage is one of the great names. Because Hot Sausage went to the footy and when you're around the footy. Oh you and your family at the footy and they're calling you. It's snags and beers. Hot Sausage. Were you drinking beers having sossos? Oh yeah, yeah, that's what I do. Out of a plastic cup? Yeah. I still haven't seen her babs in the wild, I don't think.

Do you know what, we got a DM actually while Hot Sausage was at the footy, you better just always make sure you're never picking your nose or pulling out a wedgie hot sausage. I got a DM to my personal page, Ducco. Yeah? Hey Jess, I'm sitting behind producer hot sausage at the footy. I went, Jesus. Stop it. Tap her on the shoulder.

Yeah. People are always looking at you. Didn't they say that I'd give her the wrong tickets? Oh, I guess someone said, Ducco couldn't have got her better tickets. I went, yeah, he absolutely couldn't, but he chose not to. Sorry Babs, I shouldn't.

She pissed him off during the week. So he went, you're sitting in the nosebleed. You're, yeah, I'm relegating you. You're out of the box, you're in the nosebleeds. Ducko is in charge of all our corporate events and ticket allocations. Well a lot of people don't know how much of a company guy I am. You are. And you know I stay behind.

He wears many hats our friend Ducko. I'm the ticket allocation guy. Ticket allocation is one of them. I just learnt what my net was. Every quarter our boss comes in and goes, guys you need to submit your annual leave, you're putting it in for the upcoming break and Doggo has to go, boss can you do it for me? I really don't.

Yeah, yeah, even the other show I was like, how do I get on my net? Thank god you've never taken a sick day because you would not know how to submit that. I've never done that either. Anyway, enough of our confidence. God God, you laugh don't you Shy Guy? Yeah. Well it's like I had to message Shy Guy on our first go- I got a laptop for the first time since like 2011 the other day and I was having to message Shy Guy like, bro how do I do this? What do I do here? A personal laptop, not a work laptop, but personal. But Shy Guy as we all know- I just mean, you know me, I just live in the moment.

He's also wearing many hats, he's our tech support. Yeah, yeah. Showing us IT guy. Yeah, it's a tough guy. Do you enjoy answering my tech support questions afterwards? I don't mind. I'm happy to help out the people in need. I love that. I just saw a sponsored post the other day. I went, shy guy, I don't know how to do it. Edit this for me. Edit this for me.

Don't ask me how to print because that's beyond my pay grade. That's bad. No, that's bad. She did print my trivia today. Thank you, Babs. Without being honest. Did she? The print is on the fritz today. Yeah, I've been wrestling with the printer. No, that's bad. She did print my trivia today. Thank you Babs. Without being asked. Did she? The printer's right on the fritz today.

Yeah, I've been wrestling with the printer. And you know what? And you still got the trivia. She's been so positive, she hasn't even come in and mentioned it once. Good for you. Well, the news team probably heard me going like, oh crap. I was going to say, she's suffering in silence. No, the news team has to put up with it.

We have Babs' blog next. That's right, which I think we need to workshop a new name. Oh yeah. Hot Sausages. Oh yeah, Hot Sausages. Silly... What? Tales. No.

Nah. We'll brainstorm during Alex's blog. We will. Words that start with H or S. Yeah. Jess and Daco. Hey, it's Babs and this is my blog. Commence Operation Superstar Pratt's Slave. We are taking submissions to rename Babs's blog

because the name Babs is on the wayside. She's produced a hot sausage. Yeah. So what's been rolling around in her head? First of all, can we stop changing my name because I'm going through an identity crisis. I don't know who I am anymore. Yeah, you're Babs. And then because even Billy turned into Babs and that you took that pretty well.

Yeah. It did catch fire. It did catch fire, Babs. Yeah, yeah. But then we found out your dad calls you hot sausage and we just thought well we want to call you that too. Hot sauce-o. And then this morning we realised you're a horse girl. I'm not, but sure. HG. You're anything we need you to be Babs. Sure. What have you got for us today? You need to be a chameleon in this industry. Well I have a

Europe update. Oh. As you guys know my boyfriend's going to Europe now next weekend, it is, so it's pretty soon, and he's going for four weeks on a contiki with one of his mates. That's right, even though you have expressed for your three-year relationship, I'd love to do a Europe trip with you honey, that's on my bucket list. Yeah, so I've kind of come, like I've accepted it, it's happening, but I have been insufferable. Oh yeah. So I've been going out of my way and I wanted to tell you guys of to make it difficult for him to leave. Good. I love this. What are we talking? Shackles. Well I've just been kind of rude sorry but I keep saying you're abandoning me. Yeah. You're leaving me behind. Yeah. He's guilt tripping. But he's doing all these things. Yeah, but the biggest one at the moment

is I've been helping him pack his clothes for a sad trip. And so he's been coming to me for advice about, should I pack this? Will this look nice? Will this look good? And I don't know if he's gone on yet, but I've been telling him to pack the ugliest clothes that he owns.

Sorry, Hot Sausage, the audacity of this man coming to you, he's essentially rubbing it into your face. That's what I said. Pack on your own time. Yeah, I know. So I was like, yeah, you should definitely pack that shirt. It's the most boy thing ever to go on a boy strip and leave you and then go, hey, can you help me pack my bag?

Can you help me pack? Oh, I know. So I'm stitching up. I'm like, yeah, the dad shoes that you own, perfect. That would look really good. You should wear those to the clubs when you're there. That's hot. Yeah. Oh, that's smart from you. Very sexy. Very smart from you. And then you can comment in all his photos over there going, ugh, what are you wearing?

And I was like, oh no, you don't. That looks really nice. But I've been doing lots of black nails as well. I love it. Sabotage. Black. These are great traits. It's probably not good. I actually sound a bit like a psycho. No, this is healthy. This is healthy. But I'll be like, since you're leaving next week, you need to give me a 20 minute massage right now. Yeah. Has it been working? Yeah, it's been working. This is healthy. But I'll be like, since you're leaving next week, you need to give me a 20 minute massage right now. Yeah. It's been working. Has it been working?

Yeah, it's been working. Okay. Yeah, I've been a bit of a brat. But... Like guilt is a powerful motivator. I love that you're utilizing it as the weapon it is intended to be. Yeah, but yeah, and then I also made him pinky promise the other day that he's still gonna like me in four weeks.

And I said, if you shake it, you break it, you're in trouble. I've actually been so annoyed. Sorry, did you use the word like me? Yeah. Don't you love each other? Yeah but like you know just like don't be corny James. Oh sorry sorry. That's cool James. Sorry that is cool. She wears a rusty. We don't put labels and we like each other. Just like whatever man we'll still be homies. But yeah that's where it's at at the moment is that I've just been yeah the guilt tripping. Hell yeah because we're on a little holiday period obviously much well-deserved or not holiday We're going in our usual professional development. Okay. Yeah, when we go away That's the time your partner Jethro is going away. And so you won't have us

I know well, I've already put one week laps over so I put it in Shagah's calendar So he's aware of how I'm gonna be. Oh, Oh, okay. So we'll be on air one week? Yep. Oh, that's gonna be a great week. First week. First week on air. Oh, I can't wait for that. I mean, it's gonna be very funny.

Absolutely it will be, but sorry, I've just had an absolute lightbulb go off over my head. Yeah. Do you want me to stalk him? We will be in the same country. Yeah. He just turns around and Jess is watching. Would you like me to track him down? Get Jess to talk. I'm pretty sure. It's a good call. I think you should do that. Because we all know how stealth I am. in the same country. He just turns around and just watches. Would you like me to track him down?

Get Jess to, it's a good call, I think you should do that. Because we all know how stealth I am. I've actually got a few friends in Europe at the moment. Oh, we've got multiple spies. There's multiple spies, yeah. Oh, this is a hot warning for your boyfriend. Everyone's gonna Europe but you? Yeah.

That is just. We'd also like to put a pin if you- What should we do for that week we're on air and Babs isn't in Europe? Let's do something every day for her on air. Oh, that's nice. Let's pretend we're in Europe, You think we're on air. Yeah, we'll bring a different country Oh, I like that. If we can't get hot sausage to the country We're gonna get the country the hot sausage. Let's get the country the hot sausage. Yes!

Day one, Italy, day two, France, day three, Spain, Spain, day four, Greece, day five, Portugal. And we'll just play, we'll just be like, where are we going? We're in Portugal today, Babs. We'll bring in a different food from the nation. Yeah, I like that. Maybe traditional dress. Yep. Maybe we'll get a rice cooker who can speak a bit of that language.

Ooh, we're going to Spain now. Oh, hello Babs. We've got a connection to Spain. If you want, I can- At least a Spanish speaker. Should I get Pablo on to talk to Babs? I love this. Have you met Pablo?

No, I didn't think so. Oh, it was before hot sausages time. Oh, Pablo's a sexy, he's a sexy Spanish pool mate. Actually, I might make the boyfriend a little bit jealous. Yeah. If hot sausage starts hanging out with Pablo. In fact, in Spain. I don't think I've met Pablo.

Have you not met Pablo? Oh, I don't know if Shag I could handle Pablo. Well, Pablo might be around. Is he, I just can never be on the same could handle Pablo. Pablo might be around. Is he? I just can never be on the same time as Pablo. Is that him at the door? It could be him. Pablo!

Knock, knock, knock. What are you doing? Hello, senorita. Oh. Hello, Jessica. You look as beautiful as always. Pablo, it has been too long, my friend. I know.

What have you been... What have you been up to all these many months? Cleaning the pool, sleeping with the housewife, doing what I do. Oh hello, who have we got over here? I'd like to introduce you to our young, beautiful friend. This is producer Hot Sausage. Hot Sausage, Miss Alaki. I guess Pablo might know her as Hot Torizo.

You speak in my language, Hot Torizo. You look so good. I don't know about the rusty clothing you wear. And who is this who is this tall slender man this is this is our shy guy you can call him the slim reaper Pablo yes because you're taking souls sounds dark that's right no you want to hang out with Pablo my boyfriend go over see that's fine with me.

Can you give her Pablo the Spanish experience? We can't get her to your homeland. Can you bring a bit of the homeland to her? Oh, I can bring homeland to you. I can bring what you need. I don't have house though. I'm here on illegal visa to stay at your house. So if you can kick ass, let Pablo be there.

Oh, I already want to cry. Hey, hey, hey, come on. It's like you don't need to go over there. Hey Pablo, can you cook potatoes brothers for our girl? I can cook that. A bit of paella. Pablo, not much of a cook, as I said. My cooking...

That's because you don't have your own kitchen. I see, I see, I see. I got it, I got it. My cooking with my hands in my mouth, you know? Alright, hot sausage. There you go. Who needs the trip to Spain? I and my little chari-to.

Go on, make it end please. Alright, nice to see you Pablo. You can send Ducco back in. Okay, I'll send the little one back in. He's so small. Let him get in. Come on. Sorry guys, what did I miss?

Did you meet Pablo? Oh, did we meet Pablo? Been a good show so far. If you missed any, you can always grab wherever you get your podcasts. And don't forget Lady Gaga tickets on the show. We draw at Call of Fame Friday. Absolutely. Just get involved. But look at the time, Ducco. We have another opportunity to give someone $10,000 for this start of a new financial year. Oh yeah. Great times. The EFS parties are running rife in my circles. I assume you've already lodged your tax return.

I mean, it's 7.58, you've had time this morning. Yeah, I got my meeting with my accountant post nine. Fantastic to hear, very good. I always wait for a couple of months so you can just sneak more things through. Can I have an insight into the Duck Man? Of course you can. When it comes to admin, not one of your favorite.

My wife and I were just talking about this the other night because I'm not a disorganized person or a motivator. I don't lack motivation things, but I'm really, really bad at organizing my own. I have 20,000 emails unopened. Yep. God forbid you ever checked your voicemails. No. I have 550 internet browser tabs open and Morgan's like, I can't open another one. I go, yeah, I keep having that problem. So I just go back and she goes, because you need to delete some to open some. Are you 550? Yeah, just every time we do stuff for work.

Like, so we have now found the cap. Yeah. You can only have 500 tabs. Sorry. 500 tabs. All I can have open. Morgan says, yeah, you got to delete some. Then you can open more.

I'm like, oh, you've just debunked that. But that has been plaguing me for days. I'm just going to give you an issue without the solution. Yeah. You can't bulk close give you an issue without the solution. You can't bulk close tabs on an iPhone, can you? Yeah, just click close all. There is no close all. I have genuinely tried because I like to have fresh tabs. And sometimes I get to 11, I go, I've fallen off the wayside.

Where's close all tabs? Oh my god. Oh, doll, I don't have that. Is that the new iOS? Look, I don't have it. Where's your close all tabs button? Thank you. You're in Safari, I'm in Chrome. Sorry. I don't like Chromey. Are you a Safari boy as well?

I'm a Safari. Me too. What was your admin question about me now that we know the fine? We're talking about tax. Are you the kind of person, I know the answer, do you have a running spreadsheet throughout the 12 month period where you're logging? That was for a work expense. I'll log that.

That was for my today's show, Side Hustle. How do you keep track of all your receipts? That's a great question. What a receipt, this asks the document. My accountant will be like, so what did you claim? I'm like, oh, mate, you know, I think some of this, a bit of that. Where's the proof? What's proof?

You know what I mean? I only learned because I was always under the impression you could just print out your bank statement and highlight things. I swear that was an expense whereas my account's gone, well you need to prove that. What I do is I go at the start of every, like around this time I go, I've got to be better for next year, I'm keeping receipts. And I do it for a couple of months, I put them in a folder and I lose the folder and I don't know where the receipts are.

Yes, you know Angus organises all our life. I mean, we've got the joint situation, so all of that has to go together. He emailed me a couple of months ago and said, all right, where's your running spreadsheet? I had two charity donations and nothing else. I went, what a good person I am though. Look, cancer counts are $100. Yeah, what about the rest of it? It's always charity too. You're always taking notes. I did that for charity. I'm going to put that one down. I am such a good person. We're cut from the same cloth.

Don't act like we're not. Anyway, AlphaBucks, if you want $10,000, tax free. Oh, 13,000. I don't have to tell you, accountant. Why? I guess not. It's income. You declare it.

Hey, don't ask me. No, no, you're the guy. Sorry. We don't take tax out when we give it to you. No, there's tax free. Totally tax free. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you.

I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you. I guess not. It's income, you declare it. Hey, don't ask me. You don't. No, no, you're the guy. Sorry. We don't take tax out when we give it to you. No, it's tax free. Totally tax free. All right.

Are you sure? Yeah, but it's income. You have to declare income. Is it income though? Does that mean you get tax on it then? If it's over two grand, I think you have to do it. What's 10k amongst friends? Is it just a gift?

You know what I mean? You're absolutely right. I'll give you that cash at 10k. How you gonna do it? When Ducko transfers it to you and writes, you know, Dee's nuts in the subject line. That's exactly what I'd say. And the account would go, Oh, should I go, what is Dee's nuts from Nick Allen Duckip?

Shy Guy goes to get a mortgage one day and they go through his transcripts. Obviously he's streaming like, hmm, a lot of transfers for Dee's. It's just Dee's nuts and peen ring. What is... for D's. D's nuts and pain ring. Just after 7.30, Ducko, we got to catch up with a good friend of the show, Pablo. Oh yeah. Now we have been inundated on the Jess and Ducko Instagram. We need more Pablo. Can Pablo have his own segment? How am I just meeting Pablo? Pablo hasn't been around on the show for a couple years. Pablo has been on hiatus.

I think he did a working holiday. Cleaning pools around the world. He cleans pools and housewives. That's what he sort of does. You're the only one who has his number though. Yeah and he hates me he doesn't really like me but I know but you're unfortunately no one else can get on to him. Right. Would you be so kind? Yeah. Is to relinquish the rules this morning from yourself? Yeah. And maybe let's get Pablo back because the ladies in particular. The ladies are going nuts for him. Are going nuts for it. They want more Pablo. So do you reckon he's still around? I think we can ask him. He's actually out there talking about... Oh stop it, he hasn't actually left. Perfect! Pablo!

Babs, can you bring him in? Can you let him in? Yeah, Pablo, come on. Alright, I'll just... And we've only got the one mic, so why don't you just step off mic. I'll step over here. Is that good? Hello, Senorita Jessica. Pablo, people were thrilled to meet you. The ladies asked for me. You know how it is. You know, ladies even guys would never even do Pablo like. Pablo, people were thrilled to meet you. The ladies asked for me, you know how it is,

you know, ladies even guys, what are you into Pablo like? Pablo don't mind. I want to introduce you to Kel this morning. Kel, you're on with Pablo. Oh wow, how exciting. Hello Kel, I've got a good present about you, Kel, you smell good, you feel good. She does feel good, doesn't she? And Pablo, would you do Kel the honour of telling her the rules for her? I think Ducko left his sheet there. I don't expect you to know the rules. You mean the small one, the short one? The short one?

He's such a grower, not a shower. Okay, dear Kel, are you with me, baby? Listen to me, Kel. You have 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, starting with the same letter. If you get all 10 questions correct You could score yourself to $10,000. It's not bad He's a public help public get his visa to stay in country. I have to take we get to go away Okay, if you get $10,000, we will go more than away my lady

Are you married Cal you have partner? Everything can be annulled. I'm not finished the rules, Kel. Oh, sorry. You have to take your first answer. I cannot use the same answer twice. If you answer a question, you say, pass, I stuck twice. And we'll come back to you if there is time. Do you get all that, Kel? Except the letter. Okay, we haven't got there yet.

Well, can I give letter? Absolutely. Pablo chooses letter today. Okay, what do you like for Kel? How about that D, Kel? D for damn sure. D for damn sure. D for damn sure.

D for damn sure. D for damn sure. D for damn sure. D for damn sure. D for damn sure. D for damn sure. D for letter today. Okay, what do you like for Kel? How about that D, Kel? D for dancing. D for dancing, yes.

That's well, not what Pablo is thinking, but you have clean mind, Pablo. The horizontal tango. Kel, before we get into the quiz, I'd love to know what you want to spend the money on. Is it a nice holiday, maybe somewhere warm, like Pablo's home country? We don't really know where it is. It's a boys, but actually I was thinking of getting away from the kids with the girls. Yeah, it's about to come school holidays, so I'm actually getting a break before I back with them again.

Absolutely. Did you say you have girls, kids, kids? Two teen boys, yeah. Oh, okay, Pablo doesn't know about that. Pablo doesn't do baggage. Pablo got to leave now. Baggage, not my specialty. Oh, well thank you for doing the rules.

That was so kind, Pablo. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, Pablo doesn't do baggage. Pablo got to leave now. Baggage not my specialty. Oh, well thank you for doing the rules. That was so kind. I'll let you go back out with hot sausage. You were getting along with her. Thank you so much. It's very hard to break down once you get her. Can you send the short one back in please?

I'll send the little one back in. Hey girl, remember, you'll be the best version of yourself today. Adios Pablo. Oh, Jesus. What's happening, Pablo? You'll be the best version of yourself today. Adios Pablo. Oh Jesus, what's happening Pablo? He's just left in a puff of cologne, but I'm glad to have you back, Ducker. It stinks in here. I wouldn't have trusted Pablo to do the correction. He was marrying something about twin boys or boys or something like that?

Yeah, um, Kel revealed she has children and Pablo lost interest. Kel, that's a big no-no for that guy, Pablo. Yeah. That's a deal breaker. That's a deal breaker. It's a deal breaker. He's not interested in being a stepdaddy. Anyway, Cal, your letter is D. Okay.

You know that. Let's, enough silliness. Okay. It's $10,000 on the line. Okay. All right. Have you composed yourself? Have you got the sweats?

Pablo does this. I'm taking a breath. Yeah, you should see our sales team there. Oh, man. They are swooning. Yeah, he'll be here till lunch. Slipping off their chairs. Yeah, you should see our sales team. They are swooning. He'll be here till lunch. Slipping off their chairs. Kel D.

Your time will start after the first question. Sure. Starting with the letter D. We need you to name an animal. Dog. A school subject. Drawing. A country.

Ten-nine. A royal title. Drawing. A country. J-Map. A royal title. Duke. A three-letter word. Diet. A snack. Dairy yogurt. A flower.

Davey. An action movie. Dangerous Man. A technology brand. Deacon. Deacon! I was in After the Bazaar, so that would have helped you get yourself seven. A school subject drawing. I don't know if we can pay that.

I feel like you need drama or dance or that would be art, that drawing falls under. I was too busy thinking of Pablo. I feel like you've been or dance or that would be art that drawing falls under I was too busy thinking of Pablo I feel like you've been led astray by Pablo who does that I'm sorry Kel Hey, man, you were still very good. Yeah, you were still elite. A snack dairy yogurt. Do we take that? That's a gray hair Now we're getting into gray aren't we? Because now we're opening up to someone being like calcium Yo, you know what I don't know Look I didn't give it but

you got yourself seven. A snack could have been Doritos, Donuts, technology brand you said has set up for the buzzer. An action movie could have been Die Hard. I know when you said Die for Three Little Word I'm actually gonna get this. I was so thinking so. I played them one year back and I did I think I got about six for my finger. Okay well you beat that now. Yeah by one. And improvement. And you and you had you had to chat to Pablo, Kel which is every lady. That's the real gift here. He took my heart away. And you took his I can see him out there just writing Pablo loves Kel in hearts. Yeah until he realized you had kids yeah that's a deal breaker for him. He hates commitment old Pablo. But look

you don't go away. He can't afford the child's trouble He'll take your money, trust me. That pool cleaner money, pool boy, pool boy, it's not enough. You don't go away empty handed. $100 to spend online at Candle Exchange. That's all yours, okay, Kel? Awesome, you guys are great and we definitely need a new segment of Pablo. We need more Pablo that Kel and the ladies have spoken. That's interesting. Kel, you're an amazing sport. Thank you for joining the show. Oh, awesome. Thanks, babe.

You too. What a legend. OK, Shag, I might need a Pablo bit, you know? Jess, Ducco and Pablo. Rolls. It does. I can't be here for it. You know, that's just Jess and Pablo.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alternating date. Jess and Ducco. One of the great questions on 13 10 60. What happened to your bits? Or did the scooter attack? But we take both. Has the razor gotcha.

And I don't mean the razor as in the hair removal. The scooter razor. I mean, the scooter. Do you know there's a brand because I'm now looking at scooters for my little girl. Yeah. Globber. Globber is not a nice name. That's a horrible name.

For a brand. And the scooters you're looking forward to, they have the double wheel and then the one wheel. Yes, it's almost like a trike situation. Yeah, trike scooter. It must be easy to balance for the- Maybe for the little ones, yeah. So my-

Did the Globber attack. Oh, that will take that too. Did the Globber get ya? 13, 10, 60, you know what I'm putting down. My niece- Which one? You got 15? Penny, the youngest.

Oh, the little one. The little one. She's four years old. I fact checked that. I knew you'd ask me. Did you mention your the youngest. Oh, the little one. The little one. She's four years old. I fact checked that. Did you message your mum this morning? Yeah, yeah, yeah. My mum and sister. My sister messaged us in a family chat and goes, I'm in the hospital with Penny. She's going to stay overnight. Oh, God, that's scary.

We all went, yeah, what happened? She got a scooter. She came off her scooter. You know the pole where that attaches to the handles, like the middle part of the pole? The big T. The big T. That hit her so hard in the groin, like the middle part of the pole? The big T. The big T? That hit her so hard in the groin, like just right in the bits in the groin that it caused such a bad bruise and a cut must have gone through her leggings that she was wearing or whatever, that she had to be hospitalized and be put on a drip. Shut up, the Globber got her.

The Globber got her bad. The Globber got her in the bits. How fast was she going down a hill and it's gone? Not fast. I've seen them on these things. They don't go fast. I think she's just perfectly forward and her legs have opened around it and it's just hit her right in the groin. Oh my god. Lucky it's not only sharp. I could have pierced. I thought that was one of the pros of being a lady. If you got hit in the groin it didn't hurt, you know.

No. But apparently this was a cut and a bruise, like a deep bruise. Poor thing. I know. She was hysterical. All fine now, everything's okay. I was in hospital on a drip over night. My sister had to stay with her overnight. She goes, yeah she's had a scooter accident. It hit her in the bits. No one is getting her back on a globber after this. She's gonna be traumatised. She'll be globber free for a while. Which is what I thought. I mean yes 13, 10, 16, obviously empty bits. But I haven't thought. It's a very Jess and Duckhoe kind of question. The scooter. When the globber

attacked, did the scooter get ya? Did the scooter get ya? Yeah. Maybe you were showing off, my mum, not a scooter but a skateboard, you know that classic thing, I'll have a go on that, and you know, exactly, arse over tit. Yeah. When did the scooter get ya? Because they are, scooters are fraught with danger, like you'd always get hit in the shins with them. Totally, particularly the little ones, where your sort of centre of gravity is way over the top of the handlebars.

And they get a little bit confident. Absolutely. Start doing a couple of bunny hops, you know? And then all of a sudden bang. Start doing tricks at the skate park. I always love that one kid that takes his scooter to the skate bowl. You go rock on, spin that thing. Spin the handlebar. But then guys coming down on it too, down the bowl. If that's happened to a lady, what could happen to a man? Yeah. Oh my god. Anyway, Penny and the Bits are all okay. They have recovered completely.

Everything's going to be okay. But just to get such a severe bruise and cut that you need to be hospitalized overnight. And this is the issue on a scooter. I'm sure she was wearing a helmet. I'm sure she was wearing knee pads, possibly even shin pads. What does she have to start wearing now to protect them? A box. Do we need to normalize boxes on scooters? On scooters. Scooters are a dangerous thing, aren't they? They are. Cause it's one of those things as well. I've not been on a scooter.

I would look at it and go, yeah, that's an easy implement. Not been on one for 20 years. A long time. I don't think I could teach someone to go on a scooter. You know who used to scoot it to work? Shigart. That's not true. But he puts it in his backpack.

No, no, he is the backpack. You know how it's like got the inbuilt in the backpack. It folds in. Here he comes. Zoom, din know how it's like got the inbuilt in the backpack. Here he comes. Zoom, dinnit. It's like a transformer. He does like, choo choo choo, Megatron. Starts scooting around.

Sorry, I was just, I just, I thought it was a real transformer in here. Did anyone else hear that transformer? Did you see the moves? She just did moves. She just did moves. Can I, can I share with you, of all the inanimate creatures in movies, Megatron Hot? No, that's not the phoner. That's tomorrow.

Yeah, that's tomorrow. Stop confusing it. Choo choo choo! I do radio! I love Transformers! What happened to your bits? Choo choo choo! Are you rolling around with a scooter backpack? Just call us if you want. Jess and Daco. Jess and Daco.

It's Megatron and Daco for your morning breakfast with Jess and Ducko. If you missed one of the great moments, Jess was just giving us a transformer voice. It's like a transformer. He does like, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh, juh And I was just inferring that when he gets to work or at the airport, whips out the scooter component and it changes. And it goes into it. So we thought scooter injuries is fun. The goobers, the new globbers, the new scooters. Your little girl's way off a globber.

Yeah, she's not ready for globbering. She's still potato. She's speaking French, but she's not ready for scootering. She's not ready for the globber. My nephew though, my niece, sorry, Penny, four years old, had a scooter incident so bad she came down and hit the metal pole, like the T part of the scooter, hit her groin so bad she had to be hospitalized for a cut and bruise and be on a drip overnight.

Like I've heard of kids coming off the scooter, obviously, but you've got knee pads, you've got a helmet. I've not heard of that. Yeah, but yeah. Begs the question, has the scooter attacked? Yeah. Or what happened to your bits? We've got that call of fame. Yeah, but yeah. Begs the question, has the scooter attacked or what happened to your bits? We've got that call of fame to Gaga for grubs.

Nathaniel says the scooter got you. Yeah, I was going to, it was actually not my scooter. It was a mate's first time I'd ever been on one, gone down his hill and my, I went to hit the brake, but my, I missed the brake and went between the brake and the wheel. And I went over the handlebars into a concrete curb and broke my left arm in four places. Oh my God. Now Nathaniel, when you say it was your friend's scooter, was this when you were a kid or is this as adult Nathaniel?

I was 16 I think at the time. And you thought I could do this? Let me go down straight down the hill. Absolutely. And needless to say, his dad threw out the scooter. What brand was he running? Do you remember? Sorry?

What brand was the scooter? It was Razor. Back in our day, Razor. And it's like when you put your foot on that brake on the Razor, it gets really hot. Pardon my ignorance, where's the brake in a scooter? You put it on the back wheel. You put your foot on the back wheel. That's right. You put your heel on and like the metal thing comes over the wheel.

You clamp it down. You clamp it down. It'll get really hot. Yes, yes, yes. But God forbid if you go on at speed and you miss it. Oh goodness. See you later. Thank you, Nathaniel. Gemma though, you're calling for a bit. Oh my goodness. Yes, I got a great story from school years off in the Gold Coast.

Oh yes. It was actually my best friend, she was trying to escape a spa that they'd broken into on the Gold Coast and they were climbing up a railing and the railing was metal and it had been raining. Uh oh. And she slipped and landed right on her bits and ended up having to get rushed to ED and it had been raining and she slipped and landed right on her bit and ended up having to get rushed to ED and she had bruising and swelling all down her leg and had to be in a wheelchair for the rest of the week at the Gold Coast. Oh my god.

So brutal. So comical to see stuff like that though. I know because she just sort of like land on it but then topple off, you know? Yeah. Fall down off it. Exactly. It was horrible. And the poor guy was like, I don't know what to do.

How do I assist in this? Here's a wheelchair. What do you even say to the paramedic when you call triple zero? She's hit her bits. There was a fence. There was some bits. I don't know how to explain this. Oh God.

Reece, good morning. Morning. Legend, what happened to your bits? I don't know how to explain this. Oh God. Reece, good morning. Morning. Legend, what happened to your bits? Uh, I essentially, I got shot by a retractable clothes line. Oh. Yeah.

We were trying to put it up under our veranda and the missus was holding one end and I had the other end and she let go. So what? About 100 mile an hour. What part of it got you? Like the beam part? Yeah, the beams on either end got me straight in the nuts.

Oh my goodness. And what happened to them? Uh, black, bloody. They weren't great. Did you have to go, you obviously went to hospital. No. I was down there for about 10 minutes on the ground, fetal position crime. Oh, I bet you were.

Did you then eventually put the clothesline up, Reece? And just every day you had to go hang out washing? You're like, Yeah, I got it up and I said, I'm not taking that thing down. They can keep it. Oh, absolutely. That's staying up there. That stays here now. How long did it take black and bruised? Like, how long did it take to come good? Oh, a couple of weeks. And they were tender, real tender for a long time. Oh, I bet they were. And you would've just got a fright every time you look down there.

Secretly, it was his partner's plan. Oh no, they're bruised, you're too tired now? Oh, leave me alone. Fiona, good morning. Hello, how you going? Yeah, pretty good babe. Did the scooter get you? Yeah, we're going, I'm going to show my age here, a bit of a vagina saw, it was a plastic

scooter. Oh yes. And pre-protective gear of any kind. So we were at my grandma's house and she lived on a very big hill and my brother and I were on a scooter but we had to sit down rather than stand up and went flying down at a billion miles an hour a car came out of a driveway and my brother like spurred very quickly into a garden and we hit a tree so we both got double whammies in our bits. Oh my god! Scooters are ridiculous. They are!

They look like the easiest thing to jump on. Like so much easier than a skateboard but really they cause some havoc. The lack of control and I think there is that element of because the handlebars are so far away from your feet, there's this like, I am controlling it, it's like, nah you're not. You're not. Oh Fiona. How was the recovery on that Fiona? Well the worst part was because it was a big hill, we had to walk back up.

Back up to Granny's. Grandma couldn't see us, we just didn't know where we were at. She didn't drive. So we just had to walk very slowly back up the hill. Just carrying the scooter back up to Grandma. Thank you Fiona. Let's wrap up with Steve. Hi Steve. Hey Rice Cookers, how are we? Ah good Steve. Legend.

You're not a scooter guy, home to your bits Steve. Well no, no scooter. I just had a vasectomy probably three days prior and my son was going for his brown belt grading karate and I thought I'd be a smart bum and I give him a clip across the jaw just to start him up. And he just turned around, smacked me one on the chin and then proceeded to front kick me straight in the twin. I kid you not, I pancaked like a twin power. And just, I've never cried so hard in my life. What happens, Steve?

Post-prosectomy when you get hit there. Like, does it do any damage to it? Well, I was too scared to look, like I was even too scared to go to the toilet for a day. Yeah, I bet you were. Oh, just leave him alone. Oh, I just, it was ridiculously painful and more painful than childbirth, yes, I tell you.

Oh, I'm sure it was, Steve. Did your son end up getting his brown bell? Yeah, he's on his black bell now. Oh, he's on his black bell. We're definitely not messing with him. Jess and Ducco. We just discovered we had a Rice Cooker message saying that there was a horse race over the weekend and there was a horse that was called Shy Guy. And not just a horse, Ducco. A champion horse.

A winner. A horse winner. In the Devonport Race A Sunday. Yeah. Go check out who... You're paying $2. In the Devonport Race A Sunday. Yeah. Go check out who... We're paying two dollars. Could have doubled your money if you bet on it. We could have won on Shy Guy. How do we know? I wonder why they call it Shy Guy.

Do you reckon they named it after the Super Nintendo character Shy Guy? Maybe. Yeah. Who's Shy Guy in the Nintendo world? He's like a little... I don't know how to explain what he is. He's like a little... Do you have a photo of him, Shy Guy? Oh, is he like a toad? No, he's not a toad. Oh. He's like a little... do you have a photo of him? Oh is he like a toad? No he's not a toad. He's like this guy.

Oh confusing. Toad's a mushroom. Oh he's got the Jason mask. He does have a Jason mask. He's like a little red dude. He cruises around, makes little noises. He's a little gnome-esque kind of character. I like to think they named it after our shy guy though. Absolutely. I thought, and now we've just established you grew up with horses, your family, a horse family, you more of a rugby kid, but I thought they- I can still ride a horse. Yes, you can. I thought they named race horses, part from the mum, part from the dad, like an amalgamation

of the mum and the dad. So like it might be shy, temptress and brute guy. And then the foal is shy guy. But have I made that up? I don't know. I'm not sure on that. Well, the trainer's name is Barry. Thank you very much.

Glad we cleared that. And the owner is Miss JJ Campbell. Oh, sorry. I don't mean the human mum and dad of the horse. I mean the horse's mum and dad. Well, I don't have that information. You've given me Barry as I've taken it. I'm only giving you what I've got. The four-year-old horse. I mean the horse's mum and dad. Well I don't have that information. You've given me barriers. I'm only giving you what I've got. That's four year old horse.

You know, how did Winx get its name? Oh, because that's a good point. That's only one word. That's how we'd know. True. Yeah. Macaiby Diva. Yeah. Far Lap.

Yeah, maybe I've got my horse trivia is not quite right. No. No. Okay. I'm not sure. I don't know. Anyway, maybe we can investigate that for the rice cookers. But up next, I'm looking forward to this one. Yeah, Dachau, you know that we're packing up our house slowly. We're moving out to renovate. So that means everything in the house has either been tubbed, bagged, boxed, donated, relocated, put in storage.

There is one particular set of items that my husband tried to put in the trash pile. I said, do you know how valuable that is? He went, get it out of here. It's not taking up space in the storage unit. So I brought it into work and I want your opinion and possibly the rice cookers. Okay. Just quickly Jess, before we get into this hot item you've got to show me. We were talking about horse names and how they name horses. Yes,

yes. Please educate us. Our rice cooker just messaged in Madison and said, if Babs had a race horse, it would be called hot sausage. And we all know, and we all know horses traditionally very well endowed. Oh yeah. So, so. That's that horse. Oh, I love that. Here comes hot sausage down the street.

The owner. Here comes hot sausage, hot sausage down the street. Sausage has got her, hot sausage is going. Someone also said. Hot sausage has just won the Melbourne Cup. I mean, that's a headline I'd want to see. That's a great one. Yeah, yeah.

You can also name race horses or dogs, whatever you want. Oh, so it's got nothing to do with honorary. You have to say that. Oh, yeah. You can also name racehorses or dogs, whatever you want. Oh, so it's got nothing to do with honouring them. You have to submit a few names, they have to be approved to make sure there's no names. Maybe that little tidbit I had was just like an honour thing, not an actual rule. Right now, Ducco, as I've said, slowly packing up our house to leave. We're going to start a

Renault in the next couple of weeks. We are downsizing for the next six months. We're going into an apartment, which means essentials only are coming with us. Everything else is either going to go live with the in-laws or we're getting in a storage unit we've taken over Angus's office. But there's one item. Well, a series of items that Angus has been tripping over for the past couple of weeks, to be honest, when we slowly started thinking about this process. 62 items, in fact.

I don't think I'm a hoarder, but if I see value in something to reduce, reuse, recycle, upcycle, find another life for this particular item. I'll hang on to it. I have 62 glass jars that I refuse to throw away. What kind of glass jars? Like a mason jar? Pasta sauce, olive, rose capsicum, artichoke, chili paste, chili oil. You're a hoarder of glass jars. We did a little experiment cleaning our couches one time. artichoke, chili paste, chili oil. You're a hoarder of glass jars.

We did a little experiment cleaning our couches one time. I was able to get two glass jars. The peak, my best jars are the halved peaches that come in a jar. They're my favorite, they're big. They're almost like liter jars. I have not been able to throw one glass jar out in my entire life.

Cause I always think there will come a time You need a jar. I think storing things in glass is better. You can freeze it You can do all these sort of things different shapes. You'll store stuff in the freezer in glass Absolutely when I make my homemade chicken stock. You put it in there. I put it in glass jars because then I know Three jars worth of stock is enough to make one serving of soup So I've got all these calculations in my head. Your jar metrics. My jar metrics know three jars worth of stock is enough to make one serving of soup. So I've got all these calculations in my head. Your jar metrics.

My jar metrics. So for the past three years that we've been in this house, I've accumulated jar after jar after jar, and they've taken up either precious pantry space for storage. It'd be such, yeah. Cause they don't. Now in tubs and bags in the garage, basically. Hard to carry too heavy clinking around. They're probably fragile. Yeah. And Angus has said, cool, we chucking these out now.

Yeah, the glass jars. Absolutely not. This is the most valuable thing in the house. This is so versatile. Listen to the Italian coming out and you're, no. We need, if we ever become the quintessential Italian family, which I hope we do, and start making tomato sauce in the garage, what are we going to put them in? Based off the looks of your daughter, I don't think you're part of the quintessential Italian family. I really want to be. I can dye your hair dark.

But no, he thinks they're trash, whereas I think they are absolute treasure. And he went, get them out of here. Yeah, because otherwise they're gone. Because otherwise they're going to put them, they're taking up space, they're gonna break. So I've brought them into work, Tucker. How much are they, 60? 62. Okay. I have 62 of varying shapes and sizes and litres.

Yes. I don't know what I wanna do with them, but I don't wanna see them end up in the recycling bin, turfed out. Okay. So, I thought we could workshop. Yeah. Do you need a jar? Do you need?

Do you need 62 jars? Would someone like my collection of jars? I thought she peaked when she did Megatron gear on the radio earlier, but now we're doing, do you need a jar? I just can't fathom. He thinks they're rubbish. Would you like to see them end up in the bin? I would like to see. I would like. Oh, if it was me and Morgan I'd be like yeah throw this out. Really? I just think they're so valuable. For?

Anything. For what? I'm not sure. You give a kid a jar, what do you sell it for? There's a promo for a jar, right? There's an ad on TV. Go, sell me the jar in 30 seconds. It's empty. It's empty. Sell me this, Penn.

Do you want me to sell you all 62 or just one? No, just one. So it comes on. It's like... Look at... How good's this jar? Think of the possibilities. Storage of liquids.

Woo! Storage of other dried goods that you don't want to rubber band in its packaging. Okay. Um, think of the imagination. You could make potions or other fun things. We're targeting magicians. No, you know like kids will make a potion.

Sorry, is no one else seeing the value? What do you mean kids make a potion? Is that what you put like toothpaste on? Did you ever, did you never make potions as a kid? I remember my brother and I made potions all the time. Here's where I'll meet you halfway. Talk to me, duck. They can't be rubbish. Well, really. Here's what we can do.

Do you know what I genuinely thought this was going to go? What did you think it was going to go? I thought we could trade 62 glass jars. Oh, for something. For something. And then maybe trade that thing for something. For something. Oh, I see. And then maybe trade that thing for something. Right, keep trading up.

Isn't that the story of the woman who traded a paperclip and ended up with a boat? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if that was a myth. I swear that was a thing one time. If anyone wants 62 glass jars. 62 of varying shapes and sizes. Please don't forget that. They're not all the same.

13, 10, 60 if you want it. Or you can text line 048881069 if you're interested. Because if we can find a. 13, 10, 60, if you want it, or you can text text line 04, 008, 008, 106, nine, if you're interested, because if we can find a home for it and you have something we might want potentially. I'd like me to split the collection. If you only need three. I mean, I don't know who needs 62 last Charles, but there'll be someone out there who's making their potions who might want, who's got 68 potions.

There might be a good Italian family that does do the tomato sauce in their garage. Anyway, what, what, what is your idea? I was thinking what we could do is we could, we could it's no no way people are calling yes okay tomorrow I want to take this will come back next to we'll come back next to them because I'll say what we could do is me is um I was thinking we could put out fridge magnets and jizz bits in the glass jar and give it to the winners of Shaggy dips so you get a bespoke just glass with jizz bit and fridge magnet yes that once housed a marinated artichoke heart.

Once housed Jess's heart, yeah. Yes. Yeah, something like that. That's not a bad idea. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. So it becomes part of the Jess and Ducco merch kit. Yes, yes, yes, yes. I love that because also, I just don't want to add to the trash.

You know what I mean? Well, let's get these calls of call through. Let me write down Jess and Ducco bespoke jar 13 to 16. Okay, this is good. I want to come back with I know I'm running light. Let's come back with it Okay, yeah, yeah I'm intrigued to see what the people want because maybe you're under something and I'm just being blind to it quickly Holly's called through. Hello Holly. Hi guys. How you going? Yeah, good, babe Can you say the value in my 62 glass jars?

I can see it from my mother's perspective. Talk to me, what would your mum use them for? She has the orchard and everything out at home so she loves drying all her fruits and she's like dried all these like popcorn kernels and we just have jars everywhere and she's in need of more jars. Okay, could she inherit my 62? I just want to see them have another one. What's your mom gonna give us in return, Holly? Oh yeah, yeah. We're giving her 62 class jars.

We're on the trade bandwagon, Holly. I'm happy to trade, I just don't know what to trade. Okay. What do you got? It could be anything. Yeah, we can take anything, Holly. What's your mom got? What have you got?

Uh, a quilt. Oh. A quilt, my mom makes quilts as well. Oh, hello. She could make a Jess and Ducko quilt. We could make a Jess and Ducko quilt. We already have the personalized robe why can't we have a personalized... that's the best trade-off we've had so far. Holly does seem desperate to get these jars. She'll be daughter of the century if she came home with more jars for her mum to preserve her popcorn kernels. Are you hearing the words I'm saying? Holly will not call in for Alphabucks for 10k, but God, 62 glass jars.

We didn't have Holly's details in the system, which would suggest she's never called before. 13, 10, 60. Last break of the show. We're coming back. Jars. Do you want them or what do you need them for? And what are you going to give us?

Someone DM'd us at 7.45, I think, saying, geez, you guys are on one. And she just messaged again being like, and you still are on one. And it's still happening. Yeah, I know. It's been a, it's been a bit of a show. It's been a hell of a morning, a hell of a way to rip the can open of July. Yeah. I brought to you, Ducko, just now, that I have 62 glass jars sitting in a tub

of varying sizes, shapes and litreage sitting under my desk here at work because my husband is saying it's trash, we're packing up the house to renovate. And he went, these are not going in storage and we're not bringing them into the new place. I went, what do you mean? This is treasure. This is worth something. They are so versatile. So I've brought them to you thinking you would see the value.

You couldn't even get their name correct. Yeah. Someone has also messaged us in saying, did Ducco just say Jarsglar instead of glass jar, we have the audio Jarsglar. Heidi, Heidi, the disrespect from the duck man. Joss Glaw. 62 Joss Glows. Joss Glow.

There is value in 62. I do speak for a living. I thought, I thought I could come to you and say, hey, does anyone need two or three? Would anyone like to trade us for all 62? We had Holly say, my mum would like them and she can sew you a quilt. Yeah. We, you know, I don't mind the quilt.

I like the quilt idea. I like the quilt idea. You had the great idea to, to put our merch in them. Someone else said the jars, people messaging the text on jars. What's wrong with you? The jars. jars jars are good for plants that live in water plants that live in water you know like Babs knows those ones surely use your microphone propagate plants in jars. Thank you, Babs. So then they grow the roots and then you plant them in a... Would you like 62 glass jars, Babs?

Nah, I don't have enough space for that. If we can have 62 of those plants all around the office... That's a good idea, Alana. Someone else talked about Chaka's dad. Someone else said you could hire them out as a wedding decor. Oh yeah, like for table scapes. Yep, someone else said, Jess, are you sure he's the man for you to keep those jars? But Robbie's called in on 13 10 60.

Good morning, Robbie. Good morning. Good friend of the show. Robbie, you'll have a great idea. 62 glass jars. Firstly, can you see the- Glass jars? Can you see the value in them?

I can, cause I make homemade Choco pickles. Homemade Choco pickles? Forgive my pickle ignorance. What's a choco pickle? It's made from choco, mucklehead. Mucklehead? What is a choco pickle? I don't know what they are.

The only reason I know what a choco is, you remember Peggy, the 97 year old I took shopping, loved a choco. I've never heard of a choco. I don't even know if you would have noticed them in the shops. You can get them at the supermarket. They are a hybrid between an apple and zucchini maybe? Well they used to make apple pies with chocos because it takes on the flavour of anything. Yes, yes they're quite neutral in flavor. So you're pickling chocos. I do not know what a choco is. What an idiot.

You are an idiot. You just proved that. Okay, Rowie. So what you're saying is you would like 62 glass jars to pickle more chocos? Yes, I've got three kilo of chocos. pickle more Chocos? Yes, I've got three kilo of Chocos. And I've got to peel them and cut them all up and then put onions with it and boil them for that. And then the next day I make Choco pickles.

So what I'm hearing is you need an apprentice, Ducker. I'm going to send you over to Robbie's house. You're going to learn what a Choco pickle is. Even when I throw one at him. Yeah. Oh god, Robbie and I are going to have some fun. Absolutely. Robbie, am I what I- Pickle fight.

Could I please be your Choco apprentice? You can be, but you gotta wear gloves. Oh, you don't know where his hands have been, Robbie. Yeah, exactly. That is the least he can do. So true. Alright. I'll make sure I wash them.

But what are you gonna... I've just Googled Choco's. I've never seen one of those in my life. What are you going to trade for us, Robbie? What can you give us? I'm going to give you Choco pickles. Does it just taste like a normal pickle? I think so, cuz it'll take on the flavors of the vinegar and the onion Well as Robbie said

It's the best pickles you will ever have Well you I can feel your passion through the phone line Are you a pickle boy? Do you like pickles? I love pickles Robbie Okay Prepare them and bread with pickles or cheese Now you're talking my language. Here we go. You've opened my world to a new thing.

Choco pickles. Alright, that's the next best offer. In exchange for six. In exchange for six. The bar's not mine. Just want to point out that's who we got. Quilt or Choco pickles. There's still time.

62 glass jars team. Would you you like had you ever seen a choco before I'd never seen a choker Peggy okay we'll keep working on it yeah you could have two or three or yeah trade us for the whole 62 even trade us for two or three we You can trade for a couple. We'll brainstorm after the show. Yeah. There's something. We'll have an update tomorrow. And I'd love to try Choco Pickle Robbie. Oh now I'm very intrigued to try Choco. Do you remember Nerida sent us alpacas soap because we asked nicely. Robbie could we please have some Choco Pickles. Yeah put your money where your Choco is Robbie. Send us some Choco Pickles. Put your Choco where my mouth is. Well we've. If you've missed any of the show, grab it on listen.

We best be off. And you hate Tuesdays. Oh no, Babs hates Tuesdays. Oh yeah, you've come around. Sausage, did you enjoy today? Because I must say, one of the best Tuesdays we've had. Yeah, it was pretty fun. We're eating in to the wonderful workday.

Yeah we are, we best go. We better get out of here. Sorry Jess, just give me us the wrap up again. I've got Azizm to blame. We're back tomorrow. It's Wednesday. It's Shia Gaye dips day. We might give you a jar tomorrow as well for Shia Gaye dips.

We'll put our 3-inch magnet and stuff like that in the jar. Dangle that carrot. We've got Alpha Bucks back tomorrow. Jeez, all the good stuff guys. Let's get out of here. Let's. Go enjoy your Tuesdays. Bye bye.

Bye. It's like a transformer. He Enjoy your Tuesdays. Bye bye. It's like a transformer. He does like... Megatron. I do radio. Do do do. Jess and Ducko. That was the Jess and Ducko podcast.

Pink Chicken is upon us with the new McQueen's at Maccas.