Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | I hate it...

Episode Date: October 26, 2025

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I saw you yesterday, Ducko. Yeah. About 24 hours ago. Yeah. I said, how was your event that you had on the weekend? You said, let's save it for the podcast. Yeah. I have been on tenterhooks.

Yeah. Tell me how your weekend was this particular event. Had to host an event for an opening of like kids. It's like a kids hub, which they do really good things. It was a really cool course. It's like a one-stop shop for everything kids, right? So you've got like a sleep consultant. You've got a PIDS doctor.

You've got, you know, I don't know, someone who does like Chinese medicine in there and stuff like that. Wow. You sort of go in there. They can help you in every way, shape or form. Kids, in lead up to kids, post-partum, whatever. But I was emceeing it. It was one of those sort of favours that I kind of was in that, you know, I was doing a good deed,

but it was kind of like it was on a Saturday morning at 10 a.m. until 11 or 1130 or whatever. And I remember in the lead-up us talking about it because it wasn't ticketed. It wasn't even register your interest, really. No. He didn't really know who's going to be there. Numbers. Yeah. And they had good numbers to be fair.

But the way it was situated, it was like a room, which is honestly not much bigger than this studio. Okay. And then like a hallway where they had all these stalls set up. So it was really echoy in the hallway. Half the people are in the room Half are in the hallway Was the room like four events? No, it was like the foyer

with all waiting rooms like sort of the waiting room for all the consultants that are going to be there And I had to interview four It was meant to be five of the consultants Sure And then the person was running events

Like I've added an extra one Like she does music And I'm like, oh okay Music therapy Music therapy or something I'm like okay like cool So I'm there up there interviewing And by the stage, I'd spoke, the chick who's running, it spoke.

It was quite emotional because of a few things. I'd been interviewing these people now for a back-to-back. People sort of started kind of walking out and doing their own thing. Because it wasn't like, hey, come listen to a talk. It was fluid, right? So doing interviews, it's hard to be like, stay here for 10 minutes. It's like, no, I'm here to check it out. And each person I told them, like, I'm going to ask you, what you do, what your thing is.

Like, it's going to be pretty brief. Like, don't go too hectic, whatever. You know, less is more of it. Absolutely. Get to the last person, the music girl, God love her. She'd been waiting. She rocks up with her guitar. And she brings it up.

And I'm like, oh, so you do music therapy? Tell us about that. And she's talking, talking, talking. Okay, cool. I'm like, oh, okay. I've actually got my guitar here. And I'm like, okay. Oh, she's going to do some therapy on Doug.

You're going to play us a song. She goes, actually, I'd really like to play us a song. By this stage, maybe there's six people listening. And the rest, like, the other 50 are just outside talking, mingling. I've got the speaker set up. I'm like, okay. So she had to pop a leg on the chair, hold the guitar. her, so I had to hold the mic to her mouth and stand there next to her while she sung

Let It Be. And she's like, how do you find yourself in this situation? No, I was just like between the clown the other day and between this. And it's funny because I made a joke being like, don't tell me you've had to hokey pokey again and you went, it might have been. I was sitting there. So I'm at the front right. There's no easy way to hold.

You're a glorified mic. I'm holding a mic. She's cocked a leg on the thing. And she's like, this is going to be let it be. Please sing along. Let it be. let it be and I'm there going

and then she's like all right everyone sing this part when it came to the chorus and I was like I looked around I just knee bobbed to be like

let it be I look over the six people on the front row are like what the fuck like just stone face staring the kids are just like

almost crying I was gonna get a snow cone like I thought she might get there and sing incy wincy fucking spider it's a kid thing it's a kid thing anyway

and so then people are like not listening I'm they're like bobbing just going please don't sing the full four minutes in this song that's a long one

And it's all slow It's not like a picks up Oh, I don't have a hand in my pocket I'm just like I'm sort of looking at her smiling And then I'm sort of looking around And I can see people looking at me And I'm like

And the idea like You're only an arm's length away Like you're not You're not You're so cool It was anyway She could have been spitting on you She must have done

Chorus verse Chorus verse and then stopped That must have felt like an eternity Oh my God It was one of those situations Where I was like how You'd rather the hokey pokey Yeah I would

Yeah and get the kids Hey, all the kids were going to do a song. We could have kicked off with it, but it was added at the end. I was doing a favour for this person and it was good. Anyway, it was just one of those moments where I was like, this is two weekends in a row now. I cannot believe it's happened to it. It's happened twice to me. Actually, that was both last week, wasn't it?

Yeah. It feels punked like someone. He's actually going, all right, so it's ducco. They roll the duck man out for that. He'll do it. But as you said, Raycores, great service. Oh, no, the place will be fantastic. Probably not the right thing.

for an opening of it. No, no. And then it was like, we had to do the raffle. You know, what I love about events when you do, and I always fucking hate the raffle. Because unless it's like smooth sailing, it's so clunky. And it's like B-34, Susan Gilmore. Oh, she's left.

Oh, redraw. No, it's all right. I can call it. No, she's not here. All right. And that's all it was. We had like 12 prizes and the raffles. That's a lot of prizes.

And they're like, I hate when people get up there and they've got a speech. And they go, oh, um, oh, I'm so unorganized. I'm like, just fucking, where is the speech on your phone? What are you in? No, this wasn't, you weren't caught off guard. Yeah, if you've got a speech on your phone, it means you were prepared. You knew your time was coming. And then they hold the mic really far away, and then it starts to just go like this.

And then they get really, you know, things over. Have you ever walked over to someone and pushed the mic to their face? I've tried at once. And the guy genuinely fought against me. Yeah. I tried. The worst is when you're at a wedding. I had someone the other day go to me at a wedding.

I think it was Blake, my mate's wedding. And he's like, Docco, do go there and get the father of the bride to hold the mic closer. And you walk up. Oh, so he's in the middle of his speech. He's telling you instructions. So you walk up and you're like, Mike, Mike, and then he does it. And then he goes, boy, further. My daughter was born at 7.38.

Do you know what? I've got to practice now being a mic stand. I'll just hold it for you, brother. Yeah, yeah. Some of things is easier. Yeah, yeah. Truly, I always ask for a lectant and a stand because then people know where to stand and the mic that is there and they can sort of address it.

But this event didn't have either of those. Yeah, I'm still working on in my celebrant. I hold the mic for the couples doing their vows, because I want to avoid them. that. Imagine as a bright and crumb, you're already nervous as he's holding your vow book on my Kindle and the mic. I've just sent too many times exactly that. So then, but then I feel really they're doing these heartfelt. And I'm just there like, really gloomily. Yeah, you're leaning away. So it's tricky. I'm like, I don't know how to work.

Yeah, no. And then they hold it. They shake and stuff. And then that's captured. That makes them even more nervous. Yeah. Um, but, oh, God. Yeah. I know. Anyway, the way to be with, very funny. As I said, great event, it'll be a great thing. But just that moment in time was just, I was like, God, I wish the guys could see me doing this right now. They would be pissing themselves. Again, I ask you, the same with the hokey-pokey incident. Vision, is there photos? Is there video?

I think there will be photos, for sure. I don't know if there will be videos. I want to see mid-Bob with a big grin. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, do the hokey-pokey. Yeah, anyway. I've done my bit in these last couple of weeks, guys. Surely you've paid your dues.

I've got to get some good karma rolling in somewhere. The next thing we're hosting, we are doing it together at the Melbourne Cup. Yeah. Yeah, that's fun. That's loosey-go. Which is shy guys coming to as well. That's right. Having said that last year when we did it,

we copped so much shit for the fashions on the field. Yeah, we did. People get very animated with it. Oh, my God. I bumped into a woman who had been, I said to her, this would have been almost a year on, I go, God, you look familiar. Have I met you before?

She goes, oh, why was that the event, the Melbourne Cup event? Can we talk about the fashions on the? And I went, no, we're not talking about it. Is it next Tuesday? It's, it must be. Is it the first Tuesday of November? It's a great bloody question. That sounds right.

I think it is. It must be. November 4. Yeah. That's got to be next Tuesday, right? Yes, it is. Yeah. Oh, my God.

What are we wearing? Oh, goodness. Are you getting a new suit? No. Okay. I'll just dig out something old. All right. I'll match my fascinated time.

I don't, I mean, I think are chinos now. I need to get a... What did you went last year? You wore that lovely kind of... I got it from... Are you hot? Yeah, okay, okay. Yeah.

I mean, I haven't organized anything. We looked hot, man. That was, that was Babs' favorite outfit of mine. Yes, it was. Very good. It's got high, high expectations. There you go. Well, so Shy Guy's coming.

Babbs can't come. She's got a hair appointment. It's giving, I'm washing my hair. Yeah, it was, it was a bit of, it was excusie. This has been planned for like two months. Hey, free food and drink, you know, beautiful restaurant, Peregrim where it is too. You've seen my hair breakage. It's important.

I've got to go. So we need to get Shagga, we did get our fourth member. Hang on a minute. Who do we get? No. Scrunch bum. No. If you're listening.

This is you, Scrooch bum. You know who you are. You know who you are. contacted us. Yeah, already. No, but maybe it would have been like, hey, it's me. Now we're saying there's an invitation here to an event. Anyone you want to bring, shy guy?

What about the other Luke? Your mum? They've all good jobs. So do we? So does everyone who's coming on the day, don't worry. That's a good point. People find the day off. It might not be Victoria, whereas a public holiday.

People take the day off. Anyway, if you want to bring you on you can. Otherwise, Sharon, yeah, she's invited. Otherwise, because Jess and I have to get up a bit. You can just roll with us. We go downstairs to host an event. We go back upstairs to host the event. Yeah, it's going to come for a meal.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come for a meal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can just, like, roll down with us and come back out with us. Love it. You just be our producer for that day. You don't have to do anything. You just pretend, you know what I mean?

We'll put some puns on, you know what I mean? Yeah, we can do that. Because the race isn't until three? Yeah, I think it's about three o'clock. How is your horse shy guy doing? It actually ran on the weekend. It came second. I took a screenshot of it.

A cup horse? Like, it won't be in this sort of carnival? No, no, no. What was it? It was overseas somewhere. No, it's here. It was in Tasmania. Oh, I thought it was so.

I thought it was overseas. No, did race 7 in Launcesson. It came second after original glaze. Okay. Original glaze. That's a funny name. Just got it. Just got it.

I put a fiver on it. I lost it. That's okay. That's betting for you. That's life, everyone. Someone's done his codes. Yeah. you're doing and listen.

You know, I got the shit that you like. There's only one show to wake up for you. I'm not that easy to tang. Yes. When you sign old ladies' babies, you stretch the skin out to avoid the wrinkles. I got to explain it. Ducco. Oh, sweetie.

Oh, when you smell your armpits, I want it. I got him going insane. When you drive past a truck, you don't know if it's full or empty inside. Fast. People were definitely watching. Oh, fuck yeah, talk it. This is Jess and Ducko. Smack Bang, 6 o'clock.

Brand new week, welcome to Monday, team. That's a fresh can of a week, Ducko. Geez, that's carbonated. It is a pleasure to pour that out with you. Yes. For another biggie. Good to be here. Great to be here.

We're obviously all together yesterday at second birthday party. That's a hell of a way to spend a Sunday morning, Doug. And I've got to tell you, I am feeling every one of my 34 years. Oh my God, I'm exhausted. Tired after that. Kid was tired. What did we even do? Yeah.

We went it at some baking. Ack and egg rolls. Okay, a couple of rosés. A couple of... And some merriment for a Sunday morning. Why am I feeling so wrecked like I've just done a three-day festival? Nothing makes me feel more icky than rocking up with my child to a place where there's a bunch of other kids and going, this is life now, man. Clear your schedule.

I said it to Shawigan and Babs will go, this is life. I'm showing it's like, well, for you. Not for us. I know, your Sundays are your weekends in general, for the foreseeable few. future now for the next 18 years could look like this. That's the thing about kids, isn't there's no givebacks. There's no, you know, it's forever.

No, and if it's not their own in someone else's, you know what I mean? Oh, going to someone else's party that I'm like, you're not going to be friends this person in five years and I hate their parents. I'm not looking forward to that. That doesn't apply yesterday. That's for other children. Did you have, um, I was trying to look at the

outsiders there yesterday. Yeah, who they're, as in the ones without children. No, no, no. Like Lucci's daycare parent. friends. Did you have any of them? No. You're trying to pick which ones like that heard. So how's this? You remember, I don't know if I told you this.

So I said to Angus, she allegedly is friends with a couple of little kids. Yeah. I've never bumped into parents, but the educators tell me, oh, she's friends with Matilda. Yeah. Do we print an invite and ask the educators to put it in Matilda's bag? Yeah. And Angus was going, I'm not meeting new people at her party. Yeah, 100%.

And he will now dine out on this forever. He goes, I met enough people on our wedding day that I didn't know from your parents' friends. I'm not meeting you people. Hey, hey, they paid you good money, sir. Thank you. They paid for their friends to be there. But I appreciated that.

You know, random parents rocking up, as if the girls are going to recognise each other. Yeah. So we didn't invite any daycare people. The night before, though, we're out with my parents who are in town. We bump into one of them and Angus knows the dad. I went, of course you know the dad.

You know freaking everyone. So I whispered, do we invite them now? He goes, nah, still don't want him to go. Yeah, stuff that. I mean, they're not going to, yeah. We'd like, I know him, but I'm not seen him for 15 years. Just because the girls now go to daycare together doesn't mean we need to come to a party. 100%.

So, no, they were all the people. They weren't there. They weren't random. It's good to see Shaghani and Babs in their element, though. You know what I mean? We just saw the turtles. Yeah, we did. Well, we said to each, but like, this really hits different when you don't have kids.

Yeah, yeah. And it's a bit creepy. Like, you're a bit. I was like, I didn't feel creepy. No, you looked at us. It was just, you know. I was grateful. We didn't have any kids to entertain us.

No. Okay, what do we do now? We go to look at everyone's kids. Yeah. Did you go look at the animals? We did. Lovely. I was very grateful to see you both there, but there was an interesting comment made, Duggo.

Yeah. I thought we could unpack it just really quickly. Yeah. Okay. Shy guy and Babs walked over at one point. To say goodbye, you'd been there for hours now. It's not like you're rocked up and disappeared. No, they were there for a while.

Came over, said goodbye and trot it off. And obviously you arrived together. So you left together. Yeah, yeah. A group of girls I was talking to said, oh, they're sleeping together. I was like, oh, no, no, they're my colleagues. They're not a couple.

They were like, oh, no, they're 100% together. What, do they reckon there was sexual chemistry which are shy guy Babs? They were like, they look so comfortable with each other. Oh, we do spend a lot of time together. They look very coupley. And I went, no, no, Babs is in a relationship, shy guy single, but no, they're colleagues.

She's see Babs's face right now. I think she's going to be sick. So the energy you two were walking around with. Oh, man. I noticed it was palpable. I felt like Babs didn't want to be there. With me. Babs was like, don't stand near me.

Stand a meter away. So don't worry, Babs. But yeah, it's not like you were holding hands. Oh, that's funny. They were asking. Are they together? Well, you know, they better stop that. I put a pin in it.

I put a pin in it. They're definitely not. There's certainly not. There'd be zero conversation in that car drive home. Trust me. So anyway, to anyone who was wondering, not together, colleagues, friends. And I did say, Shagai Babs, Morgan, myself, got you, got Lutcher a present. However, the top we got her, she already has, and we saw it later that day.

And we're like, oh, she was wearing that. First thing Morgan's actually, she goes, look, I'd already wrapped it. And then I saw she had it. I said, it was lemons. God damn it. She goes, how dumb am I? Yeah, we shouldn't have got lemon. We should stick clear of lemon.

Still cute. She gets dirty very quickly, then I can have a backup. We're wearing another one. She'll never know. Absolutely. We didn't even get around to present. Marco, that's how big the day was. You will enjoy ours.

I'm sure I will. And you're going to enjoy this week's show as well. We've got a big week coming up for the cookers. Absolutely, we do. We have an interesting thing. Oh, an interesting thing on the show today. We've got Hunter Valley Gardens, Christmas lights, spectacular tickets, plus a bit of accommodation.

Plus a bit of spending money. Yeah. I forgot about the spending money. The spending money is a great little cherry on top. Yeah. What do you got to do to win? You've got to listen out for Mariah. So when you hear Mariah saying,

hey, call now. I don't know if that's how she sounds, but, you know, that's a great impression. Yeah, thanks so much. Any time in the show. When you hear Mariah do that, could be anywhere. Could be anywhere.

Could be in the ads. Could be in the middle of a bloody song. You win yourself family past 100 Valley Gardens. I'd not say accommodation at Harrogens plus $100 dollars should be used at Brecky or a dinner. How good is that? So that could happen anytime. Any stage.

Every day this week. And Alpha Barks, we still play twice in the show. However, we've slid it. We've moved it. We had a bit of a brainstorming, a bit of a content. And dump. Yeah, just because we're heading towards the end of the year, doesn't mean we're not going to shake things up.

Exactly. We're moving it to 7am. So now Alpha Box for 10K plays at the top of 7 and the top of 8 every day. If you are one of those people, you might still be asleep, but you set your alarm for like 625 going and we'll wake up play Alfa Bucks. Sorry, it's now 7. You can have a bit more sleep. You can enjoy the 3 second rule that can make you more attractive.

That's happening at 640. There's great content in the run-up to 7. Yeah, yeah. And I'll solicit for Alpha Bucks. We're not going to not be here till 7. Exactly right. Exactly. And up next, I'm taking us to Japan, our favorite place to go.

Love to start the week with some travel. New walking trim, which I think you'll be on board with. Jess and ducco. Yes and ducco. Right now, though, ducking over to one of our favorite countries. Japan. Kanujiwa. Kapao!

It's good to be here. It's wonderful to be here. I'm not eating any of the food. Yeah, yeah. But I'd like to see the sides. You'll just dine out on Katsu chicken. Yeah, oh, okay, yeah, I do like. Karagi chicken.

Yeah, I do like. Karagi chicken. Yeah, that's fair. He'll dine out on that. Yep. Oh, I could do a chicken terriaki maybe. Yeah, the chicken terriarchy. All right.

You can have all the ramen. Yeah, I'll punish some ramen here. I'll do the chicken ta-gagga's even that sushi-my life over there. Oh, yeah. Because he's a fancy pants. Did you actually notice yesterday. Shaga had the dogs out. He had his legs out.

He had his knees out. Yeah. It was a rare to see. So what Babs said when I picked up, I was like, you're in shorts. Oh, you picked Babs up. I'm going to plot things. See, this is why people questioned. It's actually driving.

Oh, okay. Has never chipped in. faster. Can't usually get an achievement. You found your mic, have you? Anyway. Geez, do we need to do a thorough investigation? You know what the rules are?

No dating in this team. That's the wise of the winners. When you both started, I said no dating in my team. I'm pretty sure it's in your contracts. You promise. It's great content, actually. Imagine what the gear we get out of it. Shagai, such a Casanova.

No. Keep your knees in your pants. No, I'm not going to say that. Anyway, we're in Japan because there's a popular walking trend, which is taking the world by storm. Obviously, we know Babs go to some hot girl walks. There's your unplugged walk, which I think Babs also does as well. Yeah, yeah.

She loves a raw dog. Loves a raw dog walk. Well, the Japanese walking trend promotes this physical activity and offers significant benefits in impressively only 30 minutes. Okay, that's doable for anyone. It was initially developed in 2007 by Professor Hiroshi Nahoise, an assistant professor at Shizu Musuku at Shino University. God, I'm good.

What will I just read? I blacked out. It's all that ramen, you can see you, now you can speak Japanese. So essentially, it's just intervals, really. It's fast walk for three minutes. You pick a challenging but doable pace where you can talk, but it's difficult to hold the conversation. So what they're saying is if you go with friends,

talking and walking is not actually that productive. So pick a pace where it's, you know, you don't want to talk the entire time. It's exercise. It's exercise, essentially. And then you walk slow for three minutes. Okay, so it's basically three minutes on, three minutes off. pick a slow pace where you can talk more comfortably.

So how they're phrasing it is, go with your girlfriends, talk for three, and then don't talk for three. Ah, so talk for three and then motor for three. Okay. That's essentially what it is. Way to keep them on the edge of their seat, you know? You're telling about how you caught your boyfriend cheating on you. Hang on, I've gotten to the fast one.

Intervals. Let's go quickly. Would you ever do this, Babs, when you go on Hot Girl Walks with your friends in the afternoon? Maybe you're just to spice it up. Yeah, just to mix it up a little bit. I love it. What do you think is one person in charge of the timer? Do you have like a stop watch or your phone set to intervals to start beeping?

Because I don't want to be checking my phone. I hope you have a Garmin or an Apple watch with the intervals and timing. However, if not, it might just have to be on your phone. It might just have to be on your phone. Someone's in charge. You need the table captain equivalent. You need a walking captain. You do, almost like a coach.

Or you just, you know, you feel it out. When it feels right, hit the turbes. Oh, that's it. To your body, you know what you're capable of. Exactly. So this 2007 study compared Japanese walking to moderate intensity, continuous walking. It does about 8,000 steps in 30 minutes. So does this mean I can stop going to the gym at 4 o'clock in the morning?

It does. Can I just do this? Well, you can get your walking up. Look, I think they're saying this for people who go on these really slow ambling walks, it doesn't really do much. So if you want to get your steps in, actually do something. There was a great marketing campaign about walking, being like slow and steady, it burns fat. And I think that really got co-opted, like, I'll just go for a walk and I'll live a healthy lifestyle. So I'll say for four hours.

Yeah, 100%. Or do this for half an hour. I don't mind it. The Japanese are all about efficiency. They do say this is mainly for the elderly people, obviously, if you want to get in there, so... I mean, what's elderly in this day and age, you know? That's so right. My knees feel elderly.

Yeah. I mean, you were feeling tired after Lichita's second birthday yesterday. Exactly. I need a little bit of this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You need this walking trend. A little less Zumba, a little more Japanese walking. Jess and Ducko.

I don't think any car salesperson in the history of car sales has ever talked about to a potential client. Lucky you got J and D here. Oh, yeah. To give you the facts, to give you the truth, to shine a light on the lesser spoken about topics. Okay. Bird poo. New research has been conducted. I'm assuming they interviewed birds to find out which cars they like to go do-do on.

Oh, this would be interesting. How did they do this study? Did they put a bunch of birds in the room and go, all right, guys, we're doing a survey? So what do you make of the way they've researched? Because besides asking birds, because they're saying, we found out their preference. I don't know if you can decide on a magpie's preference without asking the magpie. Did they get the magpie and his family and sit them down and go, look, guys. Which one do you like?

And why? Because they've gone into rationale. What they did is interview a thousand car owners to talk about how often and how hecticly is their car getting pooped on. And then they put all that data together being like, we're seeing some trends here in terms of brands and colors. So it wouldn't just be the areas. Like, they had to go to a diverse range of areas.

Exactly, exactly, to try and find any patterns if the birds are seemingly targeting certain vehicles. Interesting, and colours, right? And colours, right? Because birds see colours differently. They do, exactly. They can, like, see UV differently and shades differently. So are they attracted to different colours? I can tell you the colours, first and foremost.

Here we go. Brown, red and black. Ooh. Those vehicles are being targeted, splattered on more. I used to have a black car, and it did get droplets on, whereas now I have the blue one doesn't. And it's interesting because there's an asterisk on that. They're saying are car owners of silver, white?

Yeah. Are they just not showing up as much? So maybe when they're surveyed, they can't accurately. So true, so true. That can't look cleaner. That looks dirtier. We've already got an asterisk. Jesus study.

To be fair, some of the birds in my area, I don't know what they're eaten, but you can see that on a white car. Don't you worry. The bulking season of the birds. But of the four of us, we've got a Ford in the room, a Mazda, He-Hunday, and a Mini, one of our brands is in the top 10 most targeted. I would have thought the Hyundai would get a few drop-ins. So Hyundai is not in the top 10, Ducko.

It's just my bird sound effect. I thought I'd put that in seamlessly. It was actually Chloe doing a bird sound effect. Thank you, Chloe for the color. Neither is Mazda, Shagai, and Babs, you're safe. Between the Ford and the Mini, Ducko. Who do you reckon is in the top 10 for most pooed on brands? The Ford's got more space.

The Mini probably doesn't have as much space. The Ford is in the top 10 alongside Subaru, Audi, Tesla. Teslas are being targeted. I do enjoy that Tesla's get targeted. Kia, Nissen and Jeep. Okay. They are the top Pood-on brands. Right.

So if you are in the market for a new car, maybe that's a factor you'd like to consider. Take that in. Don't get a red one or a brown one, or a black? Correct. They are the colors most attracted for the bird puppy. Yeah. And those are the brands too. Potentially avoid if you're annoyed.

Apparently, Aussies are spending upwards of $800 a year on car cleaning and maintenance just from bird poo. That's what rains for. You know, I got told off once by the car cleaner man. Yeah. He goes... The car cleaner man. The guy in the shopping centre, exactly.

The shopping centre, exactly. He literally... He was just scurry out of somewhere. Where did you come from? He literally gave me the third degree because I'd had so much apparently baked on the roof. He goes, I've done my best. But you've left this on. I went, oh, it's all right.

I'm not going to sue you because you haven't been able to get the bird poo off. They try so hard. He was so upset with me. They do get very annoyed with the state of your car when you come in. Apparently it can corrode the paint. Yeah, bird food can do that. Yeah. I mean, I've always been a sucker.

I've never really, you know. Shog I would. One droplet of bird pill on his car. No, I've, no. Oh, yes, you would. I do it. I do a tender, but I'm not quick to do it. I've never seen a cleaner car.

No, always clean a cleaner car. No, always clean. And he always thinks, oh, it's dirty. And it's like, internal and external. It's like he's just driven it off the lot. I'm like, have you used this car? He goes, yeah, I've had it for three years. I'm like, how is it this spotless?

It's so clean. I'm going to go take a dump on your car today and see if you clean it quick. You are Ducko, so. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Nice little package. Jess and Ducko. This is going to sound weird, but Alpha Bucks is coming up at 7am.

Less than 20 minutes for your first crack this week at 10 grand. Yes, it is. Am I doing this? No. I'm enacting what I'm about to talk about. See, okay. I knew what you were doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Obviously, yeah, you wouldn't get to know. Okay. Bro, don't. How long did that silence feel like? I'm embarrassed. How long did that silence feel like? See, this is... That sounds like an hour.

You drive a truck through it, but... So this is the new thing that dating coach reveals. The three second rule, which makes people instantly more attractive in relationship. or on first dates or in general conversation. No way. That was so intimidating and freaky. What did I do? I held eye contact with you and I just paused for three seconds and then let it and then

answered. I hated it. Yeah. And this is the issue, Ducco. I'm sure you'll go into it more. On a first date or at the start of a relationship where you're still getting to know each other, maybe you can get away with it. But you and I have such easy conversation.

Got to fill the silence. Literally I have a pit in my stomach You looked to me and you're like Am I doing this? What's going on? You did the tea You don't mean you're doing it Dating coach has revealed the three second rule claims Helps become a person more memorable to those who they meet

It's a simple method as I just showed You hold eye contact You do not rush conversation to feel the silence You think more about what you want to say next And you take three seconds and then answer It's a simple three second hack Or also known as the pause hold technique but three seconds, in my head, it feels like a long time.

I don't agree with this at all. Did you say it was a dating expert who's come up with this? Yeah, so this is where I think, chag I'm bad. You and me horrible at this. We talk a lot, feel the silence. We do it for a job where talk is in real life. But we're curious people. We're engaged people.

We have stuff to say on pretty much everything. So if I'm in a date situation and you've just asked me, what do you do for a living? And I go, I'm a radio host. Yeah, yeah. I feel like there's times you can use it. But are you meant to, like, are you meant to, like, sleep with them with your eyes? You know, you do those eyes, like, Austin Butler has those eyes where he just, like, takes off your clothes. Yeah, if I do that, people just like, what are you doing?

To me, I would go, are you having a stroke? Is there not much going on upstairs? Do you have nothing to say back? I've simply asked, you know, what show are you watching at the moment? Yeah, why do you take someone to pause? Why do you need to take so long? Fraser. Now, if you'd said that, panties are coming off.

Yeah, yeah. No one watches Freyna. Whoa, take me now. However, yes, I see why you're saying a shy guy in Babs who don't rush. They don't rush. Who are methodical. So they're saying anyone who rushes to fill the silence or speaks too much can show a lack of confidence or you're thinking more about where the conversation should go and what you should ask next

rather than listening to the conversation in the moment. Isn't that funny how you can interpret it that way? Whereas I look at that ago, flow and ease of conversation. Surely that's more of a positive in a dating situation than constantly feeling like you're being analysed or scrutinized or they're thinking too much about what they're saying. I'd be going, what were you going to say? Because now you've thought about it.

Did you pivot? Did you try and come up with an answer that was maybe more interesting or more quirky to be more memorable? Stop doing it. But you kept trying to film. She kept going. Did you know what I was doing it? I was like, I could wear him down.

He'll come in. I was like, nah, he's holding. I was like, I'm going to break you. Don't. It's so uncomfortable. Oh, is it weird? How is that a good thing? Would you do, I mean, intentionally, it made a good point in the article, I think,

about when you first meet someone to take the time, to pause and to let them speak. Once you know them, I think it's okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like, you don't want to walk in the room and meet them and be like, brr-r-r. But it's funny because it's almost like there's only, what, two ways to go about it. Give a three-second pause or railroad. No, there's a way to have a conversation. Three seconds feels a lot longer for us.

Yeah, yeah, on radio. The context of a radio ship, but in real life, you probably do it without real life. No way. That is an absolute age of time. Don't keep doing it. Three seconds. Jessica, get 45 sentences here. That is awful.

That would absolutely crumble any sense of connection I had with a person I was on a date with. Yeah. Bats, have you, reckon you would do this? Because I wouldn't say you rushed to fill the silence. Don't. I probably would. No, that wasn't long enough. It's only one and a half.

It's so uncomfortable. Oh, my God. Alphabox is coming up. And if you take three seconds to answer, guaranteed you're not winning 10 grand. So don't apply this to Al. Ned Brockman's coming up to seven. Let's be like, Ned, how are you?

Then he speaks and just stare at him in the eyes. God, God, it's so uncomfortable. We've really made you super uncomfortable in this chat. It was, that. I hate it. Yes, and tacos, 10K Alphabet, on hit. Help for bucks. Yes, indeed, 30 seconds.

10 questions, all starting with the same letter. I have to take your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of a question, just say pass. We come back, of course, if there is time. We are playing for $10,000. Our player today is. First time at 7 a.m.

I should say, Daniel. Good day, Daniel. There you going. Daniel, how does it feel to make history, brother? Oh, that's absolutely fantastic. Yeah. Fantastic. Giddy up.

Dan, the question is, when you win $10,000 in about 30 seconds time, what are you spending it on? Probably going on a holiday with the wife. All right. I love to hear it. Let's get that phone line clear and succinct. That's right. Off speaker, everything you need to do, Daniel, we want you have the best chance to win.

Daniel, give me a one, two, check, check. One, two, check, check. Something's happening. He just keeps chucking it. Daniel, maybe as a little vacay for you and the Missou, you'd like to consider Germany or Greece. Oh, I don't know. Oh, yeah, you're on speaker now, take it off.

Whatever you've done, you've made it worse, Daniel. What was that sorry? Sorry, the phone, it's echoing and speakery, so maybe take it off speaker. Baker, is that any better? That's better. There we go. All right, now we're cooking. You may have heard the letter there, Daniel, G, G for Greece,

which might be a lovely holiday destination for you to consider. All right. All right. All right, he's locked in, he's dialed. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter G, we need you to name. A non-alcoholic drink. Pass.

A board game. Pass. A phone app. Google. A car part. Gears. A band. Green Do.

A periodic element. A bird. A TV show A boy's name George An actor George Cloody A non-alcoholic

Ooh Came home with a bit of a wet sale there Started slow Got ourselves six Six are the best Dan Alright Hey look better than nothing Dan Over half

A non-alcoholic drink Could have been ginger beer A board game You don't think a guess who I know even though I'd say it's a biggie Yeah it is a biggie Pyrotic element You don't think of gold

but it's their TV show Game of Thrones show guys' favourite Gilmore girls there are plenty look Daniel you don't get the cash but you do get $100 at Hair House I think you'll really enjoy that Well the white well anyway You know what save that Daniel Stocking Stuffer that's a good one

Forcy yeah No worry He loves it Hey thanks for player you were a great caller at 7 Dan a few issues but we got through it together No worries thank you very much Thank you Dan you have a wonderful day Thanks for joining the show

Feels weird if you're just joining us, but we are playing at 7 and 8 every day moving forward. People are wigs out. They're like, hang on, you guys play at 6.30. What time is this? I know you run late, but this is ridiculous. Hey, up next, though. Oh, exciting guest in the studio. Ned Brockman.

He's outside right now and his humour hat. The last guest we had, Ducko, was my two-year-old kid. And she doesn't count. She was here to get her hair, duck. Let's see if Ned grabs the thing that she grabbed, because it's in here. We've got to put that away. We've got to get that away. It's very unprofessional, Ducko.

Jess and Ducko. Hey, it's not often we have guests in the studio here, Jess. We haven't had the privilege of a guest since Rob Millsy Mills played shy guy dips about 18 months ago. A while ago. A while ago, it's been too few and far between. But how lucky are we, how honoured, how privileged to carve out some good face time. Yep. With a friend of the show, we've worked with him before.

We've obviously covered his journeys in the past. But the divine Ned Brockman is in studio. Good morning, Neddy. Guys, it's good to be here. I feel safe. Yeah. You know, last time we did an interview with you and our budgie smugglers once.

We do go way back. Yeah, yeah. Here in New Year actually. Yes, we did. You've seen a lot of flesh of Jess and Duck out. You have. And God, it was good. God, it was a good time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bring it back. I opted to do it for the interview, but they weren't keen. How are you? I haven't seen you a little while. Yeah, I'm good. I'm, uh, I wouldn't say exhausted. I'm just liberated.

I feel great. Everything's amazing. The uncomfortable challenge, we're doing lots of traveling around the country. We've been literally in every state, yeah, getting around people doing their own Neds Uncomfortable challenge was very, very cool. And yeah, it's been amazing. We've hit the million dollar mark last night. Amazing. Congratulations. For anyone who has been maybe living under a rock and doesn't know your journey, obviously you absolutely stole international spotlight, putting your body on the line,

raising money, grueling, grueling challenge. Was it over two million your first effort? Yeah. Yeah. 2.6 million for we are mobilised, wanting to put money, put it your body, put your heart and soul, into ending homelessness in our country. Yeah, it's crazy. The following year, doing a similar challenge, just, again, battering yourself to raise more money and the attention from Aussies and the money put towards you. But now this ripple effect, you've gone,

hey, I've done it a couple of times now. What can you, my fellow Aussies, be doing? Get uncomfortable. Raise money. Put your money where your mouth is, you know, my fellow countrymen. And all goes to we are mobilised, whatever everyone does. So everyone's doing things all around the country. You're doing a 10-day tour,

going to see everyone doing their very much. various things, which is why you're in Newcastle today. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because yesterday, do you want to explain what happened yesterday? Yeah, yeah, so we've been, yeah, all around. And then yesterday, so Natalia Hogan, she did her running home campaign, which is a run from Sydney here to Newy. She grew up here, was actually homeless herself and was fortunate enough to get the help

from Samaritans here in Newcastle. Wow. And mobilise, the really cool thing about the ungoverned funding, we've been able to give mobilized. So over the last three years, we've just hit over 9 mil, which has been. insane but with that they've been able to go hey let's let's try new things the current system isn't working we've got more people into homelessness than than ever before like how can we change this up and so through a direct cash transfer program they've been able to implement that through

other charities like samaritans so essentially mobilize sit up top and go hey we'll distribute you direct cash so give you funds into your account because you may need a bond paid for you may need three weeks rent paid for because you've come up short you have to pay for this or that and you're a single mother with a child who needs to pay for their health care or whatever it may be. And Samaritans are one of the charity partners of Mobilised, so mobilised distribute the funds and help them out.

So what's been really cool is seeing the impact we've been able to have nationally. Yes. So my hometown in Forbes, a house in Orange, in Newy. Yeah. Like I've got goosebumps thinking about it. Oh, 100%.

The scalability of this. And because it was ungoverned, we'd be able to just go, hey, let's take the lead and see if it works. And it's working. Cool. And now governments are going, oh, this is, we might try,

implementing this. So we will ideally overturn the way homelessness is looked at in this country and we will end the bastard. So like, yeah, I got, it's amazing. But back to Natalia. She ran in. She did something incredible yesterday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Around 175K.K. Pulled in yesterday at about 4 o'clock into Newcastle to so many people congratulating her and welcoming her home. And she is one of the most incredible human beings. Yep. Um, you know, her story and the way she is and how overwhelmingly positive and like, sorry, I'm tearing up. She's just, yeah, just incredible. And to, yeah, have raised over $40,000 with Samaritans through Mobilize. It's just...

It must be... We're quickly chatting off there. It must be interesting for you who has done these physical challenge. And now you go, all, I'm putting out these challenges to everyone. And then you see someone like Natalia do this going through the hurt locker. And it's sort of your brain child, but you're seeing someone else. It must be a weird sort of full circle moment. I honestly was sitting watching it all happen.

I was trying to just observe and be and like it just, you know, take it all in. And I honestly felt like a proud grandfather. Yeah. Just like looking over all this. And I know it's not even me. It was all Natalia. It's all everyone and her amazing people. I just,

it was really cool to be able to give it the platform and the ability for her to go, yeah, let's link it up through this and we can use the funding here to go to this, something one that's helped me and it's so close to her. So yeah, honestly, I've been doing it all week. I'm just sitting back like a really proud dad just going,

oh my God, this is so cool. And obviously I've got an amazing team who just worked so hard at the everything else to make this happen. It wouldn't be possible without them either. So, yeah, it's a team effort for sure. It's not just me fly in the flag. No, but it's that spark.

And as you talked about touching on the elimination of red tape, and that's what I think it comes down to. I think a lot of charities we've seen at part and parcel in times gone where unfortunately people give and we are a giving nation, we're a giving community. And then you find out, oh, hang on a minute. Admin and bullcrap and all this stuff that gets it caught up and stopping it from getting to the people who actually need it.

Of course. So to hear you articulate it in that way, that mobilise was able to cut through all that. And now the government's going, Oh, that's how you affect actual change when real people get up. We go, oh, let's get it to the people who need most. So you must be so proud of that. But Natalia is one.

There are so many other Aussies taking on Ned's uncomfortable challenges. What are some of the other challenges people have taken on for this past, you know, a few weeks? Yeah, it's been really, really special. Like the creativity of people is what I'm finding, you know, hectic. So some of the guy from Mobiliser is actually doing 10 stand-up comedy shows in 10 days. Oh, wow. And he's just not a comedian. We've got people.

That's terrible. That's like the hardest. That's uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People running a marathon a day. Some doing 5K day. Kids doing 1.5K a day. And then we've got, you know, all the non-physical.

So like the, you know, I mean, they're still physical, but blindfinding yourself for 24 hours, not talking for 24 hours. Oh, cutting off the senses. Living off $10 a day. Walking everywhere to, like, no public transport, no car, no nothing. You know, there's so many things that are just, yeah, it's really taking me back but that's what I love about this is it's not you have to run you have to grow a mo you have to do this it's like

everyone can do it everyone can what's uncomfortable for them I'm not doing any caffeine for 10 days and that is the hard thing ever done out of all the thing how are you going now? How are you going now? I cannot deal with the lack of caters a black coffee right in front of me yeah yeah yeah that's the toughest

I couldn't do that well they all go so www ned's uncomfortable challenge.com go donate people can still donate to natalia as well for yesterday. Yeah, absolutely. Go to her. So if you just go to Nedsuncomptublechallelchallel.com, you can go find a legend there and you can look up Natalia Hogan or, yeah, search up

anyone doing it, go through the leaderboard, see the amazing people, some, you know, a Harper in Perth has raised over $25,000 and he's 12 years old. He's not even, he's not even in a high school. He's doing a 20K ride a day. We've got just, you know, JP, my team, my manager James, his uncle, JP, he's like almost 70, he's doing a 30 minute walk a day and he's raised over 20 grand. That's so cool. Yeah, it's honestly, that's what I love about

it. And I think, I honestly think it will be the backbone of the way we change homelessness in this country. And if we just keep, you know, believe, like, you've got to, it takes time these things. You can't just say, hey, we're doing this, get around it. People are like, no, it's got to be cool or it's got to be this. And it's like, the proof's in the pudding. It works. So let's like, let's get around it.

And I'm so fortunate for those who have got around it. And it shows they trust and respect that what we're trying to do is bigger than this little run. Absolutely. Well, let's make it real easy. We'll put all the links on the Jess and Ducko Instagram story. Oh, Ned, it's absolutely incredible. And just really quickly, even beyond the raising of the money,

it's our attitudes, isn't it? When we talk about being uncomfortable, can you put yourself in the shoes of someone living hard, living on the streets, a young person potentially? So that putting yourself uncomfortable for 10 days, for a week, for a month, whatever it might be, that's nothing compared to what some of our fellow Aussies are dealing with. and you're putting that perspective into play,

it's absolutely incredible. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. It's, yeah. So, I know, I had some of your chocky milk the other day. Talk to me. I loved it. I'm not a huge, I have sensitive guts,

but the chocky milk was good. I'm lactose tolerant. Your lactose intolerant. Correct. Yeah, yeah. It's fun for all. Worth it. That was my uncomfortable challenge.

Hey, thanks, mate. Good luck at all. Great to chat with you guys. Jess and Ducco. Jeff and Ducco. The cake, the cake saga. My daughter turned two yesterday. Thank you for all the wonderful, beautiful messages from the rice cookers wishing Lucey are a happy second birthday.

But all of that really just pales in comparison to the energy, the hype, the tension surrounding the birthday cake. Well, first it was meant to be a duck cake. Your mum couldn't get it done. She was in charge of the cake. She was very upset. I wanted to give Nana Lee a job because my mom, she's like me. She likes credit. She likes attention.

I thought Wock gets more attention at a birthday party than the cake. I'll give her that honour. That led to two weeks of not sleeping because she was stressing out about styrofoam, oven requirements and equipment. She said, I can't do a duck. We landed on a butterfly after multiple, I'm going to say,

heated conversations. She flying. I mean, one of those heated conversations everyone in the office thought you were having a full argument or someone, you had to send in all staff email saying that it was just your mum.

Just apologising for my volume and also the content of that conversation. Yeah, yeah. But she flies in three days before the party ducco and cake, prep commenced. I tried to take my parents out for lunch and my mum said, no, no, cancel plans.

I need to focus on the cake. She brought her own mix, her own, you know, cake utensils. She had a suitcase that was dedicated to the cake equipment, which included she brought her own food dyes and like the butter cream situation, piping bags. She doesn't think there's a grocery store here. No, stencils. It's funny.

She's leaving Melbourne. I mean, people in Melbourne don't think anywhere else has anything. She literally said the words, does your Woolworths have sour cream? I was like, I'm going to, what, yes. Where do you think I live? We can find sour cream. I'm not on Mars. Yeah, yeah.

But what, even though she brought all that ducco, it was still three trips to Coles, one trip to Big W. And I'm not going to say there were any fights. There was just some heated conversations. From 11 a.m., the day before the party ducco, cake prep commence. Again, my father was playing Sue Chef and he was also on the receiving end of some heated conversations because he washed the piping bag

before she was done with the piping bag. I did appreciate when I chatted to your dad at the party yesterday. He was very much like, oh, we don't bake. We don't know how to do that. We're not bakers. We had to do a cake. I was like, I love your chuck and we're in there, Rob. We really.

Yeah, it's a team. My parents are a team. 40 years married. He's not silly. But what I wanted to just finish this conversation with Chaco is. Because Shaga has notes on the cake, which we'll get to. Oh, okay.

Well, you saw the cake eventually. We had the cake yesterday. You had the cake. So it was a lemon sour cream. My mom baked from scratch, decorated as a butterfly. I went to Shagai. I said, what do you think? He said, bit dry, can't taste much lemon.

And I was like, Shai Lord. My mom's probably listening. I know. Lisa called me. We'll take us. No, Shagga, the truth goes, it's cake. It tastes like cake. Cake is cake.

Cake is cake. Well, cake is not cake, Shai, because that was by her heart and soul in that cake. And I could taste that. I could also taste the... Could you taste the tears and the fights? I could taste the spit from the kids who blew out the candle. It wasn't your child.

We had three kids tried for it. Yeah. We didn't quite work on her well enough that, yeah, three other children had to help her. When you relet it and blew it again, then some kids spat on it. I was like, oh, I don't want any of that part. Well, maybe what you'd like instead, Duccoe, is the second cake my mum made. She actually made a decoy cake and I brought it in for you today. Was this a practice cake?

So this was actually the... backup cake because I made the mistake of telling my mum, it is that you can hear it thud there, my husband is in weddings and events and he was sharing that what couples are doing more and more these days is having the fancy wedding cake that everyone sees, that they cut, that's in all the photos. But what happens is that gets whisked backstage, not to be served. The couple just takes that home. What they end up serving is a pre-done campaign.

cake that they know is what done on bulk, maybe bought from Costco. And that's what they actually serve to guests. So my mom was like, do we make one, that's the display cake, and another that's the serving cake? I went, are you crazy woman? She wouldn't listen to me. She persevered. It just sounds like you.

This is. That's Jess in 20 years. You did the three second pause. That was shock and awe So she's giving us a whole cake So we all get a wing each You get a wing each Jeez, that's a lot of cake

This is the decoy That obviously wasn't used Yeah, okay Well it looks just as good I mean, looks delicious So you're going to give that to the office And I was going to give that to the office And that's funny

One of the boys down the hall was like Oh, whose birthday is it today That's the decoy cake It's everyone's birthday We can all share in the same Jess and Ducko Oh baby, let me grab a book from my shelf Let me sing all

The line's four or you. You know you gotta pick the melody So you could score a point or two Book Top Bops Every time it gets me It gets flatter every time It does, I swear she's re-recording it I feel like our audio producer's doing you dirty

Every time I think he's tweaking it Yeah, let's say that's what's happening Babbs is in studio with a book She's plucked off her very erotic bookshelf She is going to sing a passage from that book in the melody of a song. We're going to attempt to identify said song.

Could be Shaga's week this week, I feel like. Blood in the Water, you know what I mean? Babs, what book have you got for us today? I have House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas. It's a good one. That sky of breath. End breath. Hope it's brushed its teeth.

Oh, boy. Oh, dear. That's my best. Let's go. Just quickly go. All right. First one. Hun studied her tight face.

Royals Lord. Oh, wow. Get out. Jeez. It was easy. You did the inflection. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You basically are lord.

True. That was a quick get from the shy lord. Wow. Fantastic. Okay, we got ourselves. You said. I know. Yeah, it felt like it was his kind of day.

All right. Okay, come on. Well, tonight we're here to avoid my mom hunt chocolate. Oh, no. And because I'll hold me close to that tiny dancer. Yeah, it's tiny dancer. Charles. Is that a tie?

Yeah. Thanks. Yeah. Why not? Sure. Oh, you're all tied. Everyone's on the board. Oh, good song so far.

Thank you. All right. Third one. Okay. He was still adjusting to he couldn't get used to walking around without a appeared in his. stomach as he wandered Come not here Tony dance in now

What Horace could bring Being in charge of himself His future The Astry could take it all Away again if they wished Had only let him live Because he and Bryce were too public To kill the Astry one to them

And if they didn't well Regulus Had been very clear on his call To Bryce months ago The bright hand of the a tree Could kill everyone, Bryce and Hunt Oh my God, it is just on the... Go again, I know, I'm right there.

Do you want to do it again? Yeah, yeah, yeah, hit me with a chorus. Hunt was happy to do precisely That to go to the ballet And these parties and pretended that He'd never known anything dearly. Oh, doesn't that look familiar? Missy Higgins.

Doesn't that seem to know. It's tough. Wow. That tested my brain. That was, um... You've seen her live. I have seen her live. Yes.

I had that early and then I couldn't get her. She wasn't talking about regulus. Oh, geez. Wow. All right, here we go. All right, next one. Bryce's, brows, punches. She scanned the.

Email he currently shares Rod Reno with Jacob No, I'm listening to the words now Keep going Yeah, I'm trying Come on, what's Roderino? This is going to be a current song then But he's going to northern Panjia

Who oh, who the hell is Celestina Honfrowned she stayed out Of the spotlight she Yeah Oh Wow Wow

Good game Scores are tied between Ducco and Shai. I'm happy to opt out. Take it away, boys. I was going to say, I don't have another song, though. She only got a four. Oh, okay, for next time, I will wake. Yeah, we're always going to have a winner.

We're going to have a winner. Good to share the podium with you. Good to share with you. Yeah, it's good to have you up here. Yes and Ducco. Jeez, we've been covering the story at this time. Every single day we can. The French Louvre Haist, one of the most remarkable stories, I think, of the

decade. It's taken a turn. We were proud of these criminals. So there was three or four of them. Four. We did on Friday, What's your Louvre High song? They fled on mopeds. They've sold 150 million dollars worth, I should say, sorry, of jewels and Napoleon's

sort of collection. No one was hurt. No one was hurt. Except, you know, the security guards. Ego. Ego, yeah. Don't you reckon? And the camera's not facing that way.

And the fact that the Louve didn't have insurance. The development was just. unbelievable. Yep. Unfortunately, two suspects have been raised. Damn, on their way out. One was flying to Algeria. Why am I upset about it?

I know. Because it kind of felt like... Like, they're criminals. They're the wrong thing, but it was such a movie plotline, Ducco. I don't remember this happening in Oceans 8. No. All the ladies got away with it. Well, even George...

That's your Ocean's knowledge. Oh, yeah. Not 11, 12 or 13. Oh, Asians 8 was more recent. I watched that more recently. George Clooney, the original... What's his name? Danny Ocean.

has come out and said he was very proud of these criminals, and he suggested that the upcoming Oceans 14 should rip a plot from the headlines. I think we should rob the loo, he said. Hang on, as Sandra Bullock? She commented. She might come out. She's Deb Ocean. She should come out and do something. So anyway, there's no indication of how many people are involved.

They're not releasing that, but two people had been arrested. One was at the airport trying to fly to Algeria. Another was trying to fly somewhere else. Yeah, yeah. So they've been arrested. They're about to board the plane, and then they got around. This is the issue. They were, they left stuff at the scene.

And I think we did know that there was like an angle grinder, there was gloves, there was even a helmet, DNA swabs. There's 100 investigators on their thing. The DNA was pinged in the French system. They were known, and I think that's maybe where they linked it to organised crime. So obviously once you go to an airport. Yeah, dumb. Your passport, man.

Yeah, it's hard. Maybe they had fake passports, but these people, very good at their jobs, have connected the dots and called them as they were. There was 150 DNA samples from fingerprint. and other traces from the scene. He left too much evidence, guys. There's just too many, yeah, yeah. It was Gary who left his helmet.

Maybe we were too quick to say, ah, these guys are geniuses. They were so good. Well, it seemed like it, but really they just came in a back door where there was no cameras on them. And they just... Well, it was like a back window. Back window. They went up through the window. Cruze out on mopads.

Anyway, one of them... Too much evidence of the scene. Two of them being caught, maybe, it's alleged. That's right. It's a big breakthrough, but will the other two be caught... Hey, these could be decoys, man. Maybe the real four have gotten away. would you be getting on a plane?

Do you know what I mean? Surely Europe's a big place that you could go on train or car. I don't know if plane is the smartest way. I reckon might be the decoys. Apparently it says they're experienced criminals and they could have been acting on orders of others. Yeah, absolutely. Oh, this is bigger than four people.

Absolutely. This is some big stuff. What's the guy with the bushy eyebrows in Ocean's 11? You know, there was someone back in HACQ. No, yeah, the prosthetic knows. You know what I'm saying? There was someone back in HACQ. Oh, there's always someone.

There's always an investor somewhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It'll always come back to them. So anyway, guys, um, bad things happen to good people, I guess. Who are you referring to, Napoleon, or the criminals, or the investigators? It is good for the Short Kings. Napoleon, as we know, Shorten's stature. Hang on a minute.

They haven't got any crown jewels back. No, they haven't. That's a thing. It's one thing to arrest someone. They don't have the actual jewel. I think the jewels are gone. I think they're not going to get them. Will these two snitch is what I want to know.

Are they going to flip on the other motor drivers? Yeah, what's going to happen? Like, imagine you of us for... There's no loyalty anymore in organised cars. Well, imagine of us for... Did it. And then Babs and Shy Guy left their helmet and gloves, and then they get caught trying to fly to New Zealand.

They would throw us under the bus? Would you, yeah. Would you throw us under? There'd be no three second pause. Yeah. What's our cut? Oh, mate, we're swinging evenly, I guess. What do you mean?

You're about to face probably 20 years in prison. There's no cut. We all did it. You're in it just as much as we are. Yeah, but I didn't get caught. The 160 million. Yeah, but once you're arrested, bro. Yeah, yeah.

I don't think your cut is going to help you. So what I'm hearing is Duckwell and I get 50-50. Well, I think the money's already gone. We've already given it to our investor. I'd probably snitch. Yeah, I thought you would. There was no question. If it means I could get out of jail free card.

I don't think you'd get out. That's the thing. I think it would be like you'd get less time. But you know what he'd do? Be like, I was a pawn. It was all dressed and duck. I just worked for them. I wouldn't do well in jail.

Too unhygienic. I disagree. I think you'd find you'd find the hierarchy of jail. Yeah, I think you could. You'd find Big Mike and you'd get yourself. The Sodom of the food chain, I think I would be. Yeah, in some ways. You'd be that guy.

You'd be the guy who just does things and no one quite knows. The slender man, if you will. He's shanking people later. Absolutely not. I don't think any of us would do well in jail, by the way. Oh, man, I'd find my people. Me. Doug, I'd be organising the fantasy.

I'd be part of the cartel. How'd this happen? You see me just sitting down with all the cartel? We go to visit Ducko, and he's just like, I've got a teardrop tattoo under my eye. Oh, what's up in, signita? And you've developed an accent. He's always in character.

He's part, he's always. He's part in prison. Oh, what's up? I've never seen this guy in my life, is it? We're definitely taking your car. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alfa Bucks on hit. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter.

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Up next, though, we're saying, on 13, 10, 60, your chance to get involved in the show saying, you're spilled. What? You don't believe who spilled something. Oh, and how much it costs them. We've got some huge spillage news. We're breaking. Jess and Duckow.

You're spilt. What? You had a whoopsie, Daisy. It happens to the best of us. Yep. From just humble nobodies like you and us. Ducco? Oh, yeah.

To Lizzie McGuire icons. What? Hillary Duff. I love the phrasing Lizzie McGuire icon. Do you watch Lizzie McGuire the show? I love Lizzie McGuire. You and Babs, I can imagine.

But that's revolutionary. It was with the human beings. Obviously, Hillary Duff and her family playing Lizzie McGuire and Co. But then she had the animated Lizzie McGuire like narrating, having a little bit of commentary. That was groundbreaking stuff.

Yeah. No show has done that since. Such good times. Do you want to play a quick game? Okay. How many followers do you reckon Hillary Duff has on Instagram? Remember, she's a Lizzie McGuire icon, because I'll be honest with you. Might have been a bit disrespectful.

I was surprised at this number. You thought it was more? Dah, it's humongous, this number. Oh, okay. Oh, like 2 million? I'll say 80 million. Bro, 26.9 million. Yeah, people do love Hillary Duff.

She's an icon. So Hillary Duff played Lizzie McGuire. Correct. Liz McGuire is a character. I mean, she's a character. Yeah, yeah, right, yeah. Hillary Duff is the lady. Yeah.

26.9 million. What's she done since Lizzie McGuire? She did a show called Younger. Oh, yeah. But she wasn't even the main. And I don't... She did the Lizzie McGuire movie. Oh, I read Lizzie McGuire movie.

She was in a Cinderella story. Raise Your Voice. Oh, here we go. She's also in Cheaper by the dozen. We found ourselves a fan. Just off the, rattle those off the top of your head. The article didn't actually call her a Lizzie McGuire icon. Babbs just wrote that in for me.

Babs is one of her 20 million followers. 26.9. Unbelievable. Over the weekend, though, Duck. she's copping some flack even from within the cohort of Lizzie McGuire fans. She's taken to her Instagram stories. She's very upset. She's tearing up.

Spilled my entire coffee inside my purse and all over my front seat. A whole milk latte. She didn't even get to take one sip. And how much was this purse? I don't imagine the purse and the contents of the purse was cheap. Well, she's filming the bag, Ducko, and people have noted all. That's a Balenciaga. Quick Google will tell us a Valenciaga bag around $3,000.

Goodness, me. She then follows up, I called my husband and sobbed. She was very upset about it. Then she posted a third story that you could see a tampon in the bag. Basically, I think insinuating it might be that time of the month. Hormones are running extra rampant. It's contributed to how devastated she was over the spillage. Because what, people have come out and said...

People are coming out and say, well, she's divided the internet, don't know. Right. People are saying, read the room, Hillary. That's really not the biggest deal. Going on in the world right now, is that really what you're crying over? Kim, there's people that are dying. A lot of people flooding her comments with the Kim Kardashian, Courtney Kardashian quote there. There are people that are dying.

There are bigger issues. However, some of her 26.9 million followers, one wrote, understandable. I get that people are saying that. But at the same time, have you spilled a full coffee in your handbag that had those things in it? That's a day ruin. It's not like she took to Instagram going, oh, my blood. Valenciaga, she just happened to show the bag. It's not like she's crying over that it's a very expensive bag.

She just showed her bag. Someone wrote, She's the kind of queen that would only have one of these bags. Probably. It's not like she has 15 of them. Probably. Her cry is meaningful, said one fan. That was Babs.

Again, that was bad. Babs actually brought us this story as like, guys, we've got to come this at 8-10. I enjoy this. I enjoy this final line. I've never spilled some stuff. I enjoy this final line of the article. Yeah, what are you got? Unilad has contacted Hillary Duff's reps for comments.

We've yet to have a comment. That's the equivalent of me doing it. Because I don't think. I don't think. The Jess and Ducko, shy guy, has reached out to Hillary for a comment yet too. How hard is it to be on the internet? Hillary's obviously just gone, how relatable I spilled my coffee. Yeah, yeah.

And now the internet has come for her. And she just spills a coffee. You should be grateful. You've got a coffee. Whoa. Let alone a Balenciaga bag. Anyway, we thought we could do your spill what? Because, I mean, there's always great spillage stories.

That's right. How expensive was your handbag? Yeah. Shago tells one of the great spilling stories. Oh, he's doing the three second pause. Hang on. One Mississippi. Two Mississippi.

You know, we spilled to my house all the day. Well, actually, it wasn't me as my wife. And you're a team. We. We, she was driving home from Woolworth's, and she put the chicken, the bachelor's handbag on the seat, but didn't put it actually in to ruin any of the cold items in the actual grocery bag.

The juices of the bag fell. out through the bags. Obviously there was something hole in it. There's some holes in it. Yeah, yeah, there's some holes in it. And it went in the seat and like chicken juicy is in the holes in the seat. That is like the seat cooler and the seat heater. But that's not spilled for the second time in as many weeks. Yeah. What leaked? Oh, that's leaked. Okay. Damn. Well, I'm out then. But chicken juice. I'm out next. Who's got one? Babs, you're up. God, the team is flying today.

We all had a second year old's birthday yesterday. You'd think we'd be able to bend up. You'd think we'd be on a bender. I had a story, but I think it's what's Smash. Oh, no, no, he'd ask. Come on, no, no, let's see if she can play. Can we twist it? We'll be the judge. Go forth.

The other day, I dropped my hair oil and it went everywhere all over my bathroom and carpet. Oh, but see, that's spill. It's a smash spill. Yeah, exactly. It's not like it toppled over like Hillary's milk latte. What in your post about that bad? I'll have commented. She probably did, but only on close friends.

We're not in her close friends. She won't let us in. We'll never know. And did that ruin you a day when you did that? Because when I had the chicken in my car, I'm still getting chicken bits out. It actually did. I pretty sure I cried. I can't remember.

That sounds about right. That sounds on brand for you. Your dog would go absolutely nuts now being in your car going, where's the chicken? Where's the chicken? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. So 13, 1060, we've done what leaked? What you're smacked? Yeah, you get it.

What we were going to ask is? Yeah. You spilled what? Have you done a Hillary? Surely you spilled something that ruined your day. Have you done a Hillary? What's your coffee in Balenciago? Handbag moment, you know.

Shagga, great story, go. One Mississippi. Two Mississippi. God. Three Mississippi. Let's never do a second year old, the second birthday on a Sunday ever again. The team is flat today. Lift us up.

13, 10, 60, watch a spill. Maybe you work in like a chemical plant or something. Oh, wow. And you're spilled some chemicals. Someone just watched the Simpsons last life. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. I mean, one of the great questions.

We think we're doing your spill. What? But it's open to interpretation. Good. It turned into, what it turned to smash? It could be leaked, smashed. I guess it's anything to do with liquid. Have you had a liquid mishap?

Yeah, oh, that's good. You like that. Yeah, there we go. 131060, Lizzie McGuire icon, also star of Cinderella story and cheaper by the dozen. Cheaper by the dozen, one of the great films. We've been educated by Babs, who is one of Hillary Duff's 26.9 million followers. Babs has dressed as Hillary Duff at some stage. her life.

You know what's funny? Yesterday, Morgan, your wife, told me that my shoes look like Lizzie McGuire. Really? Yeah. And were you glowing from that compliment? Yeah, I was like, oh, thank you.

Did you go, was Lizzie McGuire recently to a costume party? Oh, yeah, I did. Yeah, huge Lizzie McGuire gal. Hence why this story has crossed our desk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's divided the internet young Hillary Duff

because she posted to her Instagram story. I don't think she meant to come crosses out of touch. She probably was feeling very relatable. She bought a whole milk latte and spilt it all over her handbag and front seat. But in doing so, sharing that to her followers, she happened to have a Balenciaga and everyone thinks she's crying over the fact she spilled a coffee on her Balenciaga. It's not like she was carrying on about the bag itself.

I think she was carrying more about the coffee spilling. But everyone's going, there's bigger issue in the world, Hillary. People are dying, Hillary. But, you know, that's an absolute day ruiner. Whereas someone tweeted, one of her fans, obviously. Possibly Babs, understandable. Yeah, we get you, girl. You're sad when you spill something.

Latte's out for Hillary today. Amen. We go to Mia on 13, 1060. Mia, what are you calling in for exactly? Okay, so I'll set the scene. I, back in the day, underage, working in a big restaurant that had strippers every Friday night, male ones, 250 people full of women. Guys.

So I was serving dinner as the waitress. and big roast mashed potato gravy, the whole shabang, and basically just dropped it down the back of a lady sitting at a table. Were you distracted by the entertainment, Mia? Yeah. It was pretty, yeah. You'll drop your chook. Your eyes are wondering, and you drop the chook and the gravy and the potato down someone's back.

It's not the whole, everything to meet, everything. And, yeah. How'd you come back from that? Did they get angry at you? Do you have to get them a free chook? She was actually really nice. She was really nice. My book, a pretty sleazy, oldy guy that used to just let me get away with anything, really.

And so, yeah, just, I kept my job. Well, very good. Pour a bit more gravy on people. That would have been one of the acts, maybe. Now we've got Darren. He's going to pour gravy all over the rest of. That's not bad. Renee, Renee, on 131060, your spill story, what do you got?

Hello. Hello. How are we? Yeah, pretty good. We're talking spills, leaks, smashes. What have you got? I used to work in emergency and we had a patient coming in quite like an older patient, a little bit of dementia, and she was quite backed up.

So we did the whole clean up of her and then she decided to get up and make her way to the bathroom. So it was coming out the whole way through and because I don't know if you've experienced a backup that it's quite offensive. I haven't. I haven't. I don't know if you've experienced elderly backing up. It is. It's a lot. Renee, again, you know,

we were told Renee's got a spill story. Again, I think Renee's answering what left. How many suppositories did you give up? A couple. No, don't get into that. So is your spill story on behalf of someone else's spills? Yep. Yep.

But yeah, it was just, yeah, it was the smell lost. It's a lot. Thank you for your service to the community. And, oh, that's, yeah. I think that's closer to your chicken leak. Yeah, that's a leak. That's another leak, sorry. I'm going to put you in the leak camp, Renee. You'll sit with me firmly in there.

That's wonderful. That's true for leak. I don't know if you've experienced. I'm backing up. See, she's just trying to be like Hillary, trying to be relatable. I know. May, good morning. Hi, guys.

How you going? Good, May. Are you, have you got a leak or a spill? So I spilled a pizza. Oh, what? Okay, that's a drop. That's a drop. All right.

So I hope a partner doesn't hear. this but I was picking up pizzas for us each and we both only like one kind of pizza. I had them on the passenger seat coming up to a roundabout, a bit of a halt to a stop and the pizza boxes went down onto the floor. Stopped as soon as I could. His pizza actually fell out of the box. So I've kind of like put it back together best of some of it and took it home and didn't tell him.

Yeah, just rearranged the pepperoni. He's down the wiser. Did he notice anything? No, he didn't. He discussed it down. Very good. I got away with it, mate. I love to hear it.

Once again, I feel like it's a drop. Yeah, isn't it funny? I don't think you could... Spill pizza. Spill pizza. I feel like spill is liquid. Yeah, well, you interpret your own way. Absolutely.

Ash, good morning. Good morning. Spill, leak, drop, smash. Which one are you? I spilt. Yes. My grandmother's ashes. in an Airbnb in Queensland.

Okay, here we go. How? Hopefully no one in my family is listening because myself, my sister and my army are the only one that know. Do you want us to change your name? Is it too late? It's fine. It's funny.

It's like a scene from a movie. My sister wanted to put a tiny bit of our grandmother's ashes with our dad because we're in Sydney, but my grandmother's wish was to be scattered in Brisbane. um with the broncos so we made that happen um and we were in the air bambi downstairs and we were trying to tip a little bit of her into a like a little zip bag thing because she has to be sealed to take her back and as we've tipped the bag slipped and she went a little bit on the floor so my sister and i were on our hands and knees trying to scoop her up from carpet while my army was standing there

absolutely piercing herself laughing that she actually peed her pants from laughter because she couldn't believe what we'd just done. And then my other auntie walked in and just screamed and went, you didn't. And we're like, oh, Nan's on the floor. You're spilt, Matt. Well, she's with the Broncos and she's in this Airbnb carpet. Exactly.

But she always wanted to live in a Queenslander, so I guess a little bit of her is now. There you go. It's a good review. Inadvertently granted her dying with you. He's, imagine being that Airbnb and not knowing, you got Nan on the floor. That's a hell of a spill. Oh, I won't. Is it a spill with the ashes with Nan?

Or is it like, I don't know what else you call it. Yeah, it's not like the urn was the thing that, you know, overflowed or anything like that. It was the bag that came away. They dropped out. Yep. And then we just built her on the floor. Have you dropped Nan? Oh, you've dropped, Nan.

My dad nearly dropped, man. That was like she was in the coffin. I'm going to do that tomorrow. Yeah, well, I was going to say, we should do, yeah, where'd you, where'd you, where'd you drop, where'd you spill your parents? Ashes, there's a bit of you Ash's a bit of few Ash mishaps We've heard over the years Lately have been fun

Yeah, you know what I mean Wow Anyway, thank you Thanks Ash No worries, have a good day Thank you, we will That was fun That was fun

Everyone took it their own way No It's the beauty of this isn't it Yes and Ducco Kids birthdays are so What's the word Anxiety inducing Like they're so like hectic

The energy Yeah just kids screaming A hundred percent Because up until this point, we've always had a lovely soiree that's been very civilised. Yes, it can get into some debauchery.

You know, where alcohol is concerned, but got a kid's party. And then you look at the clock and it's 11 a.m. Yeah, yeah. Just colours and sugar and you're like, whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like they're all on drugs. Absolutely.

Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. So we took floater of that. Then you throw some peacocks and bush turkeys in the mix. It's a whole other world. Chuck and chagga and bab's there as well. And he's got his other party. So we did that in the morning with Flo, obviously.

Flo's only six months old. But she was loving life. You know, she was enjoying it. fruit and she was star of the show a lot of people coming up oh my god gorgeous very smiley now people yeah all saying the same thing about flow is like god look look at her legs look how thick she is she's a healthy gal she is chunky growing healthy gas and she's getting chunky because she hasn't started crawling yet so she's getting thicker and she doesn't burn off the cows she hasn't shed the cows yet so she's just she's just going

outwards she's healthy though I'll look out but everyone's saying god she looks look at those thighs Look at those thick, you know, everyone's squeezing her and stuff And she's loving it And then we took her to a Brazilian barbecue in the afternoon The naps worked out so we could take her there It's a real left turn The way your day started to the way your afternoon continued Brazilian barbecue with a six-month-old

Tarasco meat, basically the Brazilians, they just serve you shreds of meat whenever they want At whatever time, you sort of don't know how long you're there for Yep, yep, you better be wearing your stretchy pants You better be. And Flo was there and then they'd cut off a bit of meat for me and Morgan and they had a bit of meat to Flo, and she was just sucking on the meat

and then the Brazilian dances come out and they're like, you know, attractive girls in their Brazilian things. It's all hips. Hips and boobs and flows there. Ducco's dream. Yeah, yeah. I was so proud of my daughter because I looked over at her and she was just sucking on meat

looking at these dances, just smiling and drooling. I was like, sweetie, doesn't get much better than this, does it? Stick with me, sweetheart. This is like our life will be like. Then she had to go to the tour. Like she, we had to change her napi. I was like, I'll take her. Go into the change rooms.

The change room was taken. over by the Brazilian girls who were getting changed. Was that their green room? That was their green room. Yeah. And I was like, oh, look, I need to. And they're like, no, absolutely, you go in. It's fine.

They weren't getting changed at that stage, but they were in there. So I'm changing flow. You're ladies continue. Don't let me stop you. It was a real, man. It was like, me, a couple of Brazilian girls and flow in a change trip. Yeah, yeah. I'm changing her.

And they're dancing for her while I'm changing her to keep her happy. And she's just smiling and laughing. And then I'm like, look at her thick thighs. Look at her legs. She'll be a Brazilian. A million dancer one day. Jess and Ducko. Look at the time.

We're just about done here, 10. Our Pacito is nearly finished. It's nearly flat. It's been open for too long. It's been lovely, though. Very refreshing. Been a great show. Everyone's been fantastic today.

Well, actually, we've all been a bit below average, I would say. And it just saddens me, Ducko. That a two-year-old's birthday has ruined us like a three-day festival used to. Often, that is the way, though. If the team catches up on a weekend, The Monday show is always a tougher. It's like we were all drained. It's such a...

You know? We got together at 10 a.m. I know. And we barely spoke to each other. You know, it's just... We're all there in passing. Sargai and Babs were being interrogated by my father. Yeah, yeah.

You were showing, you know, flow, the lizards and the peacocks. Yeah, yeah. And I was... She was, you know... Just eating cheese. Yeah. Trying to talk my mum off a ledge with the two birthday cakes she'd made. I saw you put the cake in the fridge.

I just saw you send an email saying there's birthday cake for anyone who wants it. My mum made a second decoy cake And when we didn't need it She went, take it to your colleagues I said, okay It's taken up too much space in my fridge So yes, I've sent the all staff Send another email and say

I would appreciate your feedback on the cake, honest feedback You know what someone said to me When I presented the real cake yesterday Put the two candle in there And had it ready to go Someone was like, you know what you should have done Have feedback forms

So your mum could have gotten better for next year I said, do you have a day Uncle Moe, it was mine Because he didn't like it He had a big chunk And he goes, nah, Mo was... Yeah, but he had the bit that the two-year-old had spat all over. Yeah, yeah.

So his piece was compromised. First thing, he rocks up. This guy rocks up right for the barbecue show guy. And he sees his bacon egg rolls. He looks at his porch. And he goes, hey, it's 11 a.m. Where's the sausages? Why, they're serving B and E?

It's like, this isn't breakfast now. It's lunch. And I was like, good point, Mo. I can actually go all snag. Do you know what's so funny? I got outvoted. I said sausages. Yeah.

But the harpers all went, nah, bacon and egg. It's a Sunday morning. They'll want bacon. and ex. Well, take it up with the moment. I will take it up with the moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not taking up with Poppy Pete.

He was in charge of the Beatties. He was good on the tools. He was great on the tools. God, it's good. Just, you're in charge of that. Thank you. Yeah, bye, next. I want to go enjoy myself.

Yeah, 100%. But I know, it's, let's all just have a really restful Monday. Yeah, Babs, you take it easy. Yeah, Babs takes it easy. And we'll be back better than ever tomorrow. Tomorrow, yeah, Tuesday show. Of course, Althbox. New time, new time, 7 a.m.

and 8am every single day this week. Tell your friends, tell your family, tell you're deceased, it's happening. We've also got the Hunter Valley Snowtime Gardens. That's you listening for Mario Carey on the show. It couldn't be easy. Couldn't be easier. What are you shaking your head out? I'm not called that.

Oh, that's okay. Oh, the Christmas lights. Sorry, sorry. Let me get it wrong. Hunter Valley Gardens, Christmas lights spectacular. They do so much at HVG, you know? They do so much. Hey, they do so much.

I'm just, you know, I'm wearing many hats. You love it all. I do love it all. But all you've got to do is listen out. Exactly. Join us from six. Could be early tomorrow. With Mariah.

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