Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | I like clothes, they're good

Episode Date: November 5, 2025

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Oh, yeah. It's just funny. My mom just sent me a text. My parents have left. They were staying with us for three nights. Probably, you know, I love my parents. It's always great to have them. But, like, one night too many in our house.

Our house isn't massive. Yep. And when you got the daughter in there, she's doing three day sleeps and she was a bit, you know, a little bit tense. It was still fine. Like, we had a good day in Melbourne Cup. But mum was still, like, they're not early rises, my parents, which is just funny because I've always been one.

You're naturally a morning person like me. I think my dad was, but their mum's now converted him to not being one. Well, now they're retired. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, actually, your mum's still working. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, he's retired from the daily grind. Daily grind, exactly.

leaning into a sleep-in. So it's sort of, right now at six minutes past nine. They've got an eight-hour drive. It's a pretty take about eight and a half hours with stops from Newcastle to Brisbane. Big day, whatever. They're like, oh, we'll probably get up early and leave. Yeah, we'll probably get up early. And me and Morgan, like, no, you're like.

What's your early? Like, if it was being more, we'd be out of six. It's that subjective word, isn't it? She sends me a text just then at nine. Like, hey, honey, well, we're finally off. See you later. I'm like, we're going to hit the road, beat the traffic. Oh, you mean by going after the morning commute?

Then they're going to get into the goal. Gold Coast, which has the worst traffic from the Gold Coast to Brisbane at around peak hour. It's going to be so bad. Yes. But they tell us a funny story. They're such not mourning people. They said they went to Uluru. They went to Visit Airs Rock.

And there's a tour you can do where it's the sunrise. You get to go and watch the sunrise over the rock and it's whatever. They booked it in. They paid for it. They already go. They said their alarms went off to go do this tour. It was like 5 a.m. And it was like, Dad's like, it was fucking freezing.

Oh, it is cold because the extreme weather is in the central. It's like super cold or super hot. Yes. And they just went, oh, stuff it. We're not going to see the rock and sunrise. And mum's like, so we went at sunset with a bottle of champagne. It was much better. See, I reckon you're one of two people.

And it probably is if you're a morning or a night. Do you think a sunset or a sunrise is the more visually spectacular? And obviously your parents, natural inclination, sunset. Oh, and if there's a drink at hand. They are sunset people. We took flow for a walk around our street. Yesterday, the dog and flow of mom and dad and me, Morgan, mom and dad just bring travelers of champagne.

But do you guys want champagne? Like, Morgan and I are glad they're gone because our alcohol intake just goes so far through the roof. I know you were saying it had been a late night because they were eating dinner so late. And yes, bottle after bottle just coming out. Champagne, then white wine, then red wine. It's like, I mean, I get it. They're retired and stuff, but man, it's like I drank. Yes.

Monday night, I had a few drinks with them. Tuesday we had a Melbourne cup. Last night I had a couple of reds. I'm like, I need them to leave. So I drink less. Not funny, but like, it's interesting when both cups. both people in a couple are drinkers. So I look at my parents, obviously, who I've grown up with, my dad does not drink.

So I wonder how much more would be consumed if you both were like that because my mum might have a glass of wine here or there. But I think the joy and the camaraderie is missing. Because you're not doing it with someone else. So Morgan's parents. Whereas when you've got two of you doing it, you're in for a hell of a good time. When her parents, like Morgan's parents come, her dad doesn't drink. So we don't actually do it that much, whatever.

Well, he loves a cappuccino anytime. He does. Yeah, yeah. It goes to a 40th. At Boles Club and orders a cappuccino at 4pm. Robin's like, oh, I'd kill for a dry white. He's like, I'll have a cappuccino. Thank you so much.

I'm so much. No, it's, yeah, it's honestly. It is an interesting one. I'm just, I'm over the alcohol. You don't drink midweek, do you? No. Unless your parents are here. Not normally.

But this week I've drunk every day. And I'm talking like two glasses, then a fair few in Tuesday. And then another couple of glasses last night. And now that Morgan stopped breastfeeding. Are you guys, we're both in it together or we don't? Like, you know what I mean? If you aren't going to have. Yeah.

If you aren't going to have a glass of wine at night. Like Angus came home last night. It's been a tough week, big week with Melbourne Cup. He's in events. And he said, I'm going to have a Pino, Guggio. Do you want one? I said, no, man, I'm still recovering from Melbourne Cup. And he goes, oh, can I have one?

You don't need to ask permission. You do, you. I just don't want it. But it's not as good. But it's not as good. And you kind of want death in solidarity together. Like, come on. If I'm being bad, you be bad.

Yes, exactly. And I was like, oh, I don't want to impact your enjoyment. but, oh, cannot look at a glass of wine right now. Yeah. Yeah, it's funny, isn't it? Do you think that would be a deal break or a consideration for you, Shagai? You're a single person. And you're not a huge drinker if a lady was a massive drinker.

Would that be? No, she can't be a massive drink. Like occasions. What if she's punishing drugs? That's fine. Shire's like, hey, can you just stop doing heroin on the couch? At least put your needle away. Clean up after yourself.

We've heard out today. Someone gets nosebleeds in the shower. It's happened like three times in my whole life. That's three today. That's too many. Yeah, yeah. It's fine. No, please.

Did you, have you brought that out with a doctor? He's going to today. Are you going back to the doctor's there? No, I've got a scan today. You got the MRI today? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's today. Good luck. They are, they're, it's fine.

It's not scary. I'm not worried. It's just like a weird thing where you're going to a big machine. Yeah, yeah. The sounds, the clunkiness of the sound. I remember having one and I was younger. It's loud. It is loud.

They put a headphone, or maybe they won't if you're doing your hair. But I remember they gave me, like, headphones to try and listen to some, like, ambience. What were they MRIing on you? My shoulder. I've had my shoulder MRI'd three times. Yep, yeah. And every time you can't move it, so you've got to sit really still and it's in sort of fucking pain. And then it's just, and then, like, you move that we're going to start again.

Yeah, that's the real still. No, no, because it glitches the image. But I think your head's going to be in a brace of sorts if you're doing it for the head. I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. So much fun. So I don't know what the difference. Maybe I had a cat scan. CT scan?

CT, yeah. That's the less detailed one. You'll be in this like sore coffin. Great. So like you're going that. God. But it's good to know, I think. That would freak me out seeing it for the first time.

Exposure therapy. It's a little confronting. And it puts you in there. And it always, always weird and like, do you have any like jewelry on you? Because you can't have any like that in the room. I have to take out your cockpiercing. And my butt plug. Remember when we took that?

Yes. When we covered that story. And she sued. She sued. She won. Because the packaging set, the packaging said, no medal. The MRI machine ripped it out of her body and she sued and won. There is precedent.

It did rip up her intestines. I would, I don't think it's worth a sue. Shagga, just take it out. I think it's worth ruining my intestine. It's not. It's not. It's not. No, it'll be totally fine.

It is loud, but you know it's loud. You know you're going to be in that brace. You just sort of roll with it. I'm fine to sit still. But when I'm forced to, lying still, lying. It's like 20 minutes. Go to the toilet before you do it. It's like 20 minutes you're going to lie there.

But you know what? I always try to use it. I'll close my eyes and I'd actually try and meditate. Just like try and try and breathe in and breathe out. Just try your hardest, you know? Focus on your breathing. I want you to wear my watch. Yeah, it will be.

Yeah, it will be. Oh, you got to take your chain off? You're gangsta chain. I think I've got to wear it down. I'll get so worried about them. I even ask, I've got fillings. Are they going to... Yeah, I had that thought there's more than driving in.

The wire. Metal fillings and whatnot. I think that's fine. I've got feelings, so I have to tell them about that. Just do it anyway? Do you have a pacemag? I'm like, do you have a feeling's metal. Old ones used to be.

Old are metal. They don't do any more. They're like plasticy kind of, like sort of fillet. Yeah, yeah. Whereas they used to be metal. If you see them, I'm out of mouth. At the back, yeah, okay. They're not going to rip out of your head.

No. I don't think it's, yeah, they didn't. They didn't. Yeah, that'd be painful. Well, good luck to that. Ask about the nose. Yeah, actually, maybe we'll put you out tomorrow. The nose bleat.

We'll go out tomorrow is 6-10. No, that's just the scan, not the doctor, so the doctor will be a later. You won't get the results of your skin. Ask someone. The, the, the, what's it called, MRI technician? Yep. Probably won't be the doctor. No, they don't.

They won't know. And not chat GPT. Except you can, when you come out, because they do see your brain or your shoulder or whatever, when they're scanning it. If they know what they're looking at, they can tell if there's, like, immediate things, I think. But I don't think they do it, do they? Yeah. They don't know.

They'll probably just send the results to your doctor. Hopefully, it's nothing, obviously. Yeah. And I don't think that's in their purview to go, oh, my God, we've found someone. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Which is so terrifying. I also would not want to hear it from the technician.

No way, I want to be in a nice, safe route. Yeah. Hearing it from a professional. We'll get that done later today. Anyway, I'll just ask someone about the nose, okay? That's a fun day. You got in store. Yeah, yeah.

I'm getting a blow wave. What are you getting done? No, nothing. No procedures? No procedures. Another head thing? I do have to go get a, so it's annoying. I get a blood test because they're checking me for gluten intolerance.

She also just, I'm going to check up. just like nothing's wrong. I just want to check my heart. I would die if I was gluten intolerant. I know. So I want to check my, because dad's got heart issues and dad's side. So I'm going to get like,

just checkups like calcium levels. The joys of being in your mid-30s, yeah, yeah. They just want to do like a service. So I've got to get that. But I haven't had the blood test yet because for the gluten one and stuff, you need to not having eaten food for eight hours. So the only time you can do it is first thing in the morning when you just

wake up from overnight. But because we've got the show, it means I wouldn't be able to go until 10 a.m. And I won't be able to eat or drink coffee throughout the entire show. Yes, yes. So I'm waiting to either do it tomorrow, the Friday, and leave the show straight away and go get it done. Or like Saturday morning, wake up and do it. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God, this is like doing, and I know Morgan would have gone through it, the diabetes test. Yeah. What's that called gestational diabetes? Yeah. When you're pregnant, you have to go sit there, you have to have fasted, you have this disgusting drink and you go, this can't be good for me. You're trying to check on something. I'm like, this is making me feel worse. This is way worse.

So simple, it's like you're trying to test something. And you're making me feel so shit. And I just know I'd get to work and I'd want to come to work and I'd want to coffee or... Absolutely. I think I'm going to go tomorrow. They're not urgent, but I think I'm going to go tomorrow to try and do it post-show. Look at all of us just checking in on our health.

Good job. I got blood tests yesterday. They did like 30 different tests. Yeah. Yeah, good. It's good to get a little service, as you say. I'm kind of almost hoping I come back with some form of gluten intolerance because it'll be like, oh, that can explain so much about my bowels.

Like, you know, because it's a bunch of tests, but it's like, oh, they would actually at least pinpoint something. Yes. You have to start eating that awful protein pasta that is. isn't actually made out of faster. Yeah, yeah. Well, a really flat braille. Yeah, yeah.

We'll see. It might come back with absolutely nothing. Yeah, well, I hope you get an answer. Yeah, well, you never know. Checking under the hood, guys. Just seeing what's going on. Yeah, I need to book it on something. Yeah.

Go get something checked. I'll go get something done. You could do something, you know. I told you want to get my hearing done. Yeah. I'm telling you are. You can do online. I did one the other day, actually, if you Google hearing test online,

it does like a generic, like, it's like, oh, it does the beep. You tap the thing when you can hear it when you can stop hearing it. I've had it once before, and it came back, you got perfect. And I was like, well, I can't keep blaming me. Blaming Angus, something is wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just think it's because you and I, we talk loudly. Yes.

And we're used to, we're used to hearing ourselves so intunely in our headphones. I can't walk around with headphones on all the time. It's not right. So when you don't get instant feedback, it's a bit like. It's such a wig out. Yeah, it is. It's hard to, like, when you're emcing it event, you're like, how would you feel as a celebrant if I rolled in with headphones and plugged myself into my speaker?

Probably not a great aesthetic. Chuck, check, one, two, one, two, two. Let's get married. Yeah. Just get in ears, you know what I mean? I'll even know. You look very professional. Angus tried to give me one of his AirPods to listen to a podcast

and we could listen to it at the same time. I hated them so much. I think my ear canal genuinely is a weird shape. He goes, they're not that bad. Stop carrying on. I went genuinely almost find them painful. You must have, yeah, some weird shape ear canal. Yeah, tiny feet, tiny ear holes.

Oh, there you go. That's Jay Farch. A little tiny feet in ear hole farch. Anyway, enjoy the show. Jess and Ducko in the morning Stop what you're doing and listen You know I got the shit that you're like There's only one show to wake up with you

I'm not that easy to tang Jess If you could crack anyone you could crack my mum I ain't gotta explain Ducko Is this an orgy? I don't know what's going on Got him going insane Yeah I was today years old

When I realised what I've been missing You Pass I should be more ball away Fuck yeah talk it This is just Right on 6 o'clock, it is Thursday, team. She's, doesn't it feel like a Friday?

That's, I'd hate to start with that. I'll tell you what, do go? Listen to this. What's happened here? It's like Dom's. I wasn't this bad yesterday. It was sore throat today. Bit of a husky.

Husky. Yeah, I've been steaming for the past 12 hours trying to revive. Revive that voice. Holy dully, Melbourne Cup 2025. It'll go down in the history books. Well, we left it all out there, didn't we? As a team, you know, except for Bab. But she was at the hair salon.

Apart from that, we all left it out of that. She left it all at the basin. Yeah, yeah, she did. And she's looking fire. Yeah, yeah. She's got this new, like, yesterday, you missed it. I think, I don't know where you were. She got brunette energy.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You might have been in the toilet or something yesterday. Presumably when you're missing, that's where I think you are. Yep. And Babs is just... Either that or I'm getting cheese slices. No, I can hear you when you're doing that.

Okay. Badz was talking to the people in the office. It's like, open plan. Everyone's like, oh my God. Billy. You've gone dark. And she's like, yeah, I don't know, guys. Like, it's meant to be, and explain everything.

I could tell she was just, like, glowing. And they're like, it looks good. Everyone's like, it looks so good. She's a humble queen, ducco. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sis, you're slay. Thanks so much. It actually made me feel so good.

Yeah, yeah. I can tell. She was like, I don't know if I like it. It's weird, right? And she was like, bouncing. I was like, oh, yeah. And she books a pantine commercial. Just flipping the hair.

It's so healthy now. It does look healthy. No more breakage. Funny how, like, a little change of color gives you a rebrand, you know? Just dyed another colour next time. I might go to blonde tips, you know what I mean? You need to do. Did you do it as a kid?

Obviously, living in the sunshine state. Yeah. Squeeze lemon juice. Yeah, yeah. So the sun would just bring out your natural highlight? I don't think it worked. Oh, okay. I did it.

I tried to dye my hair blonde once when I was younger with the packet, like the home mix. Oh my God. So like an all over dye? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It came out purple. Like I just looked purple. Oh my God. You're lucky you didn't all fall out.

Like those packet mixes can be pretty intense. It was one of those ones where it was like you wash it away after like, like six or eight washes. Oh, like a semi... Yeah, yeah. Not a semi-permanent, is it? It's like a, yeah. It didn't work.

I just came out looking like a beat rig. Oh, fair enough. Yeah. I did something similar when I was in Canada doing a little study to a situation. My mom had always said, do not dye your hair, do not die your hair. Because once you start, you'll never stop. Yeah.

And it'll damage your hair. In Canada, my mom's not there to watch. Hell yeah. So exactly, bought a packet dye of like a red tint or whatever. You went red. Went, well, tried to... Well, you were a bit red recently. Exactly.

But because my hair's so dark. And because it's, you know, just trying to punch through your natural pigment, just ended up looking shocking. It's like, can you see it in the light? No, you've absolutely butchered yourself. Yeah. Leave it alone. You who dyed your hair shot I got?

Never. You're all natural out. You used to be really blonde though when I was younger, like super blonde. Really? You were born a blondie. Yeah. What's the craziest thing you've done with your look? Nothing.

Okay. Come on, man. So no piercings. You put a chain on one day. Imagine that was a big moment. Yeah, one day last year. I think it was. Yeah.

I'm a chain guy now. Is that a 29? nine-year-old Sheppley going, I think I'm going to be a chain guy. That's a chain guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. First step, chains. Next step, face tattoo. Isn't that the progression?

Not a different. It's your prison number and a tear drop. That's coming next. Absolutely. It's a slippery slow. We actually did have some message us on the text line. 04-8-18-106 line. Very late yesterday.

I said, haven't listened to the pod fully yet. So not sure if you've chosen a name for shy guy. That's right when we were calling out the shy part. He's not shiny. It's outdated. He said, what about fine? guy, because everything's just fine. Fine guy.

Oh, now, James is saying because you always say, oh, that's fine, yeah. I thought James was inferring because he's fine. Oh, I mean, either way, take it as you will. It's a double. It's a double. Yeah. Yeah. I see why you wanted to lean into it so fast. Mine's my favorite so far.

We could have a little fine guy. Mellow Man didn't catch on. Mellow Man was pretty fun, you know. Yeah. On occasion. Anyone who calls in and says, hello, mellow man, I will give you a fridge magnet. So funny. You've got a heaps of those.

I was snooping in the couple. It's so funny you bring up the fridge magnets. Snooping in the cupboards this morning. I just needed something. I wondered if we had it in stock anywhere. And I found our merch pile. Oh, yeah? There are so many magnets.

Okay, but not me, Jizbiz. No. Okay, we've got to hold on to those. I genuinely saw three. These things are about to become a collector's item. I reckon we pull Jizbit from the merch, the swag. Okay. But fridge magnets.

Go now. You have a magnet. Plentiful. Have you all got one of our fridges at home? Absolutely. Yeah. It's holding up my daughters. Fine, go.

Come on. On mellow, man. No, I warrant to save it for the rice cookers. Oh, shut up. Even though we've got about a thousand. Trust me, there's enough to go around. Hey, we do have a big show for you today. Obviously, yesterday we're a bit dusty.

We're feeling better today. We're back on our perch. I'm tired because my parents are still in town. They leave today. That's right. They came down for Melbourne Cup and thought, well, we've got to hang out with the grandbaby a little longer. Mom did her famous roast chicken last night.

It was delicious. But the problem with that is then you're eating dinner at 8 p.m. Which is late for me. And then... This is there on retired European. Pean time. Oh, they're cracking bottles of champagne. We've got a six-month-old.

I need to eat dinner at 5.30. Oh, bottles of champagne would crack them wine. And they're like, oh, I can't. I have an early job. Oh, I didn't get to bed till. Let alone, had a big Tuesday. I reckon it was nearly 1030. Oh, that's unacceptable.

Oh, I know. That's unacceptable. I don't get it. I'm going to get a bed, mom's like, yeah, anyway, and just keeps talking. See, I thought I was going to come, you know, our relationship, marriage thing, where we go, hey, I've only got about 30 in me today. And you go, right, that's all right. I'll bring the 70.

You're on about 30 I'm on about 30 shy guy That means you're bringing up The rear All right You're gonna lift us both up That's where you belong

Baby, let's go Okay Lift us up Put my cheeks Carefully in your hands And lift One hand I need the other hand

I can't have both hands What do I take his feet You like feet So that makes sense Yeah there you go I like to suck feet Not have them up my Anyway up next

Alfa bucks Your chance of 10K 7 and 8 We've got Proud of Pov We've got more chances Atrame Ricky Martin tickets. But up next, what do you got for me?

Oh, your girl, Ducko. Yeah. You still watching Keeping Up? I watched the episode of the next season, the most recent season. I remember when you used to be our correspondent. Yeah, yeah. But I want to bring you, Kim Kardashian News, if you'll indulge me. Okay.

Because she's done something I'm very happy with. She's shone a spotlight on how crap chat GPT can be. You can be. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. I know you've said this a lot, Ducko. Yep. Can learn a lot from the Kardashians.

You're doing amazing, Twitter. You can learn a lot. It's just a message for life. Whether you watch the show or you just can't avoid them because they're everywhere. Yeah, they're everywhere. Obviously on social media. Are they as big as like Babs' the generation? That's a great question. Babs, you obviously know the Kardashians, but is that just because you're in media

or have they permeated the young ones as much as they did the millennials? I would say that, yeah, the young ones are into the Kardashians as well. Is that because more of Kylie and Kendall? I would say yes, because of them. And they're, like, beauty products and everything. Hi, I'm Kim Kardashian. Hello, Kim Kardashian. Yes, of course, Kylie with her beauty empire.

I think that's targeting the Babs' era. Yeah, Kylie's like the biggest one. She's the wealthiest as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we aren't talking about, I'm going to say, the queen of it. No, not the Marmager Christiana. Kim Kardashian. She's obviously on the media circuit.

Yeah. At the moment, Duck, have you seen her doing press for this new show? Yeah, yeah, yeah. On Disney, it's called All's Fair. She's a star. Yeah. And she plays... So it's the show that Kim created, she's...

She acts in it and she... I think she's producing it. Oh, there you go. Yeah, yeah. She's doing it all. Yeah. She's a woman of many hats. Yeah.

But it's about an all-female divorce... What do you call that? Partnership law firm. Right. And it's got an incredible cast. Yeah. Glenn Close. Naomi Watts.

Sarah Paulson. Of course, Kim Kardashian. It recently receives zero tomato, zero percent on... Rotten Tomatoes. Crazy. I don't know you could do that. I've not seen one positive... I'm pretty even Shark Nato got 10%.

The Meg, too, is doing better than all's fair, which is saying something. But it's made me intrigue. I certainly do want to watch it. But so they're on the press circuit talking about this show. And recently in one of the interviews, she's talking about actually starting to be a lawyer. We know she's been on this journey for a while. She's done a lot of advocacy for prison reform in the States. So is she a lawyer?

I thought she was. She graduated in Matt. But they're talking about the process of her studying and maybe some of the tools she used. And someone brought up chat GPT. Oh, yeah. I won. And she said, I actually did use it in my exams. I tried to use it as almost a study partner.

I'd have questions for it. I would go, I'd have questions around law. I'd go to chat GPT. She said the number of times it gave me the wrong information, leading me to fail some of the exam, some of the courses. And then she'd have a go at ChatGPT. She had the voice function on where she would yell at it. You're wrong. Why did you do this?

You made me fail. And she explained ChatGPT would talk back to her saying, hey, I'm just teaching you to trust your instincts. You know the answers, Kim. You knew the answers all along. What use this, that she was using Chat GPT? Because I feel like it's gotten better, but I also know that legally now it's not allowed to give you health and legal advice as much.

Interesting. So she graduated. in May of this year. So this must have been in recent years, because how long has CHAPT been around? Well, it must have been last year that she was doing that. Must have been last year. Chat GPT has really gotten bigger this year.

It's been over a few years, but it's taken off in the last year. Absolutely. And obviously the tech's gotten better. They're a subscription model, so she's paying for it. Maybe you're getting better. Maybe she was doing the free version. If she'd paid, it would have given her the right answer. I also think it's what you type into chat GPT.

It just scows the internet. Well, that's exactly. Doesn't it actually give you a bibliography? Like it gives you. He tells you where it puts the information. So she obviously just took it for face value. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a lesson for the kids, Jaco.

Yes. Even Kim Kardashian fell down with ChatGPT. It can't tell you some wrong things. It can. And maybe if you don't have her funds and her tenacity, you would probably not continue your law degree because Chad GPT has cut you off at the knees. I'm surprised she didn't have a tutor or something like that, you know what I mean?

You would think she could afford anyone. Yeah, I would have thought so. Yes. And it's in her blood. You know, her dad, Robert Kardashian was a lawyer. Yeah, that's right. He represented OJ. Yeah, that's how they got fan.

The famous. The Carnashian surname. But there you go. A lesson from Kim. Don't just take J.P.T. Facebook. You're doing amazing. And go watch All Fair.

If you rocked up to court and Kim was your lawyer, would you be nervous? She said that. I'm glad you brought that up. She goes, I think in about 10 years I'm going to give up being Kim Kaye. And I'd like to be a trial lawyer. She's going to be the I object. She wants to be in the courtroom. Wow.

Yeah. Really go for it. Yeah. I'm assuming in defense because she, you know, cares about people. Yeah. How would you feel about? I'd be nervous. I would be a little bit nervous. Face value, if I rocked.

Especially knowing she got a degree from chat cheap. Yeah, yeah. Hey, Kim. Just want to make sure you've, you stopped doing that. Yeah, please. Jess and Ducco. I did something I've never done before yesterday. I had to go to the shops to go to the grocery store, get a few things, but mainly was baby formula.

I thought you weren't allowed to go grocery shopping unsupervised. It's rare that I get the opportunity to do it. It's rare that I'm allowed to, but I think Morgan was just like, oh. You come home with trolleyfuls of garbage. Just stupid things. And it's not junk food mainly, because that's not. your voice. It's just random stuff. Yeah, yeah, like random

toys and random things. Why have you bought another set of barbecue tongs? I don't know. That looked good. They look cool. Yeah. I got two finger buns. We don't need them. Anyway, she trusts me with it. But she's like, get this baby formula. She goes, it's this brand, it's this type.

If you want, just text me on you there. I'll have my phone. I go, okay, cool. FaceTime ready. Yeah, yeah. I did this weird thing. I must have had my phone in my pocket. And I was just Not thinking, my parents been here for a few days, a few later night, it's a bit tired. I've grabbed Morgan's phone off the desk, off the bench, and not, because it's the same phone, just different cases, and put it right on my other pocket, walked out, gotten in the car, drove to the grocery store. As I'm walking at the grid store, I'm like, why don't I have two phones?

Pull out my phone and Morgan's phone. I'm not a drug dealer. Yeah, yeah. I don't need a second. I don't have a word phone. I'm not having an affair. I just picked up. I was like, shy guy.

He was just a phone to shy guy? It's your direct line. How do I get a direct line to Shark Guy? Oh, trust me, you don't want it. I steal a phone. But then I realised I had two phones, and I never felt so isolated. Like, I was like, oh-oh, I can't call her. She's my emergency contact.

And I was like, there's no, how else do you reach someone in 2025? Do you get this, Darko? Like, I constantly feel so gross about the dependence I have on this device. And sometimes I'll say, I'm just going to leave it at home. Or I'll just leave it in the other room. Yeah. You walk away from that thing. The stranglehold it has.

It's like the ring to Frodo. Oh, it truly is. It's calling out to me. Last night I said, I just need to get in a house for a bit. Can I take the dog for a walk? One time? I said, dog, go home. He went, sure.

And I said, I'm not going to bring my phone. And he went, are you sure about that? And I went, nah, I can't do it. What if something? It's that classic, what if something happens? What's going to happen? But then I get up there. I've got two phones now.

Morgan doesn't have a phone. I then realized that she's probably panicking at home going, where is my phone while having a child and going, where have I lost it? because she loses things all the time. Yep. And I was even thinking, how can I frame this

so it looks like she's hidden under the couch when I get home, so I didn't take it. Let's go back in your hide. Yeah, yeah. You walk through the front yard being like,

Morgan, what's your phone doing on the lawn? And she, like, she doesn't have a laptop or anything right now, no iPad. There was just no other way of contacting her. Obviously, the landline

died in the bum 10 years ago. I wished we had the landline. Yeah. Because I got to the store and I went, uh-oh. Do you think I can remember the formula? I was like,

was it that one? Was it that one? knew that to call. Yeah, I did. But I got my phone out to call. I was like, my sister, no one's going to know? I was like, I think it's this brand. Anyway, you'd be happy to know.

I nailed the brand. I absolutely drilled it. You got the brand. You get the age. Yes. But even then, I know Flo's age, but even looking at the age, because I was like, I don't know if that's right. I don't know if she is that. Because she's on the cuss.

She's a six month up. Yeah, she is. So what do you do? Zero to six or six to 12? We've got six to 12. That's smart. Well, yeah. You got a look ahead.

I said look ahead. And she's like, oh, good work, you've got the right one. I was like, oh, my God. This has been the most stressful half an hour. Also, here's the finger button. Jess and Ducko. I don't know why this has grated me so much, Ducco. I want to unpack it with you, my fellow millennial.

Yeah. With a young one in the room, Babs, I know we often lump you in as the spokesperson. Hold on, hold on. We get out. Sorry, could you hear me from out there, Babs? Now we're in. No, go one more time. I know you.

The Zips court. You know, you sometimes bristle against being the spokesperson for your generation. That's even, that's alpha. Oh, that's not even hurt. Don't love me in with that. Sorry. If Isaac or George are the 12-year-olds are listening and do want to chip in from a Gen Alpha perspective, you're always welcome.

Sticky Ricky Martin tickets up for grabs. But you are the voice of the jazz. They know, Ricky. So anyway, what's saying, what are we doing, Jess? I love when we get in here and we trial babs, but I don't know. The young ones on the TikTok think they've worked out some revolutionary

idea, a difference, a battle of the sexes, if you will. A difference between men and women. That women like hotter showers. Yeah, that's no one. Everyone knows that. When you first get a partner, a girlfriend or whatever, you realize they have showers that are hotter than the sun. 21 million people

have viewed and commented and engaged with this one video of a young creator, seemingly training to have a shower with his wife and what it is is him in front of a pot of boiling water on the stove almost like he's amping himself up and then he appears to splash himself with the boiling water because that's how hot the equivalent of his wife's showers are I see and everyone's like oh my god you've nailed it yes women do like hot showers can relate everyone knew this yeah yeah this is a this is a common thing where you're taking credit for coming

up with this knowledge I didn't write the pose did you know that though did you know Yeah, I knew that. And it's funny. Now doctors are weighing in on it. People are now, because 21 million views, that's unbelievable. An actual doctor. A TikTok doctor? Shigai assures me he's a real doctor.

He's a real doctor. He does make TikToks. He does go to chat GPT for all medical things. That's great. A real doctor. And may do not start looking up stuff like that. No, no. Learned from Kim Kardashian.

A real doctor has chipped in. Maybe you've noted this phenomenon, but you don't know why. Let us educate you. On average, women have a higher core body temperature than men, so you'd think that keeps you warmer. Well, when your core is warm, anything cold like a chilly room feels even colder by comparison. If the temperature gap between your core and environment is bigger, you feel it more. Now add hormones into the mix. Estrogen can actually reduce blood flow to your extremities, your hands, feet, and even your earload.

That's why they often run three degrees colder than men. So even if your core is warm, your toes feel like icicle. And that's why we want and gravitate towards hotter showers. So you run colder? It's interesting, though, in just a sample of two, one man and one woman in this room, Ducco. Shy Guy and I were discussing this off air. I, and you know better than anyone, run so hot. Red hot.

Shy Guy, what did you tell us about your showers? I have them extremely hot. I barely have the cold on and I've had a few nosebleeds because the water was too hot. What? Nosebleed? How hectic is that? Not from your weekends? Are you sure?

Is this a Sunday night noseble? It's just your body reacting to the hot temperature. Yes, like that doctor was saying, when they're not. There's a bigger parallel. You feel it more, but you're like, oh, I need a lot. I just be, like, washing my hair, then some drops of blood will come home in my nose. I'm like, oh, it's too hot. And is your skin all red?

No. No. That's, how long are you in there before? Like, it's not very long. That doesn't feel good. I like it really hot. I don't want to start alarming you, but maybe chuck that into chachy-too. I'm getting nose, please.

It's scorches himself. Let me just see, let me just see what one, right. That's three too many times. Yeah. That's unrelated to the showers, but that's why. I can put it down to. There you go. So you are doing the opposite of what is stereotypical, as am I.

I barely have on the, what do you call it? Mixer. It's pretty much all the way to the H. Jesus. He said, Chachievity says, Encourage your mate to see a doctor. If he's nose, please happen frequently. Do we just say, don't look up Chatea Pitchie for this.

Kim Kardashian-Sin-Sin-Sitt. Is it bleeding from both nostrils or one? That's a great question. I never looked. Oh, I was going to say both holes. It's wrong by the time the shower is over. Anyway. This is a couple drops.

It's fine. We should make a TikTok about that. I can't believe that. That's wild. I'm seeing someone later today. Over the weekend, I had a rare impulse to call a friend. I had an opening in my day, and I just thought, I think I'd like to see a girlfriend of mine. I'm going to call her, though, because don't have time to muck around with the text.

It's going to happen in the next half an hour or not at all. I call, as soon as she answers, I realise I'm on loudspeaker in the car, okay? And I launch into, hey, babe, how you doing? What's on for the day? Because obviously if she's busy, I'm not going to bother saying to want to have coffee. She said, oh, just on the way to a wedding. And I say, oh, is, I won't use his name, is Joe with you, her husband. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because obviously if you're going to a wedding, I think I should assume... Is the person there? Yeah, yeah. Is Joe with you? And she goes, yeah, at the same time, he goes, oh, hey, Jess. And I was like, oh, hey, guys. And then I got in my own head because, one, as soon as you answer the phone and the person's on loudspeaker,

should you say, hey, you're on loudspeaker? Should you say, hey, so-and-so's with me? should they, as the passenger, say, hey Jess, and jump in. Because now I'm worried that by me saying, oh, is Joe with you? Yeah, that he's like, oh, did you want to say something that I can't hear? It sounds like I was calling to bitch about him. And I'll be honest with you, I've had beef with this guy in the past. We've buried the hatchet.

We brushed the eggshells away. But now I can't stop thinking, I've now reopened that can of freaking worms because it sounds like I've questioned, is he within earshot? And then when he says, yes, you would have gotten way more awkward, because then your conversation changes to like, hey, I was just calling. What's up? And it feels very unlike me to call and then go, wondered if you wanted to go for a coffee in the next half an hour. I just don't know. Yeah, that does feel like there's a problem.

Which is the truth. Yeah, it feels suss. Now it feels suss. You're stuck in that situation. What's the ethics of loudspeaker? Did you then just pretend that you just called for a chat and didn't want anything else? Well, you know what I did? I went into 500 questions about who's the wedding, what are you wearing, what gift did you give,

where's the reception? And then that was that? And then they got to the reception and they were like, we've got to go. Okay, bye, bye, no, that's weird. Why did Jess just call me? And now I'm fuming. I feel like it's on the passenger. I feel like the passenger needs to go, hey Jess.

I've been caught out a few times where I've been in the phone to a mate and Morgan's in the car, but Morgan doesn't say anything. Morgan knows the friend, whatever. She's not budding in to say hello. But then I get nervous, like, A couple minutes into that chat, if Morgan hasn't said anything, and I haven't brought it up, that they're just going to say something. Oh, my God, me too. And, like, not even that there's anything to say, but you just get this like, oh, and then I want it, what I freak out is.

So I go, hey, let's pretend. Hey, Trent, Morgan's also in the car. I'm then freak out, Morgan's going to go, why did you have to announce I was here? So. Why did you have to announce? Like, what's happening in this combo? 100%. So this happens, and I go into my parents who were in the kitchen, and I'm like, oh, God, I'm just, I'm freaking out.

I don't want to open this can of worms. It was a yucky time. And my mom brought up the exact scenario. She goes, well, ask your father about the time he had to bring up as soon as one of his mates, Scott called. As soon as he answered the phone, my dad's gone, Lisa's in the car. Scott wanted a real bitch about Lisa. And my mom went, why did you feel the need to do that?

And he went, I just wanted to make sure Scott and you were there. But he came in way too hot that it almost was like, is that what Scott calls about all the time to bitch about me? And you wanted to make sure he didn't start. on the tangent. I went, there's actually no right way. There's no right way to play this. I use the flow as an excuse a bit more now.

Oh, Flo's here in the car with Morgan too. But there's no right way to play it. And I've been, yeah, I've not told her or said anything before. And then they've said something. Morgan's going, what do they mean by that? Yeah. It's a tricky one. But we have to ban loudspeakers.

As a respect to the person who calls, like on your end, that you need to know what you're dealing with before you just come in, you might have in jokes. You know what I mean? 100%. Yeah, absolutely. All right. So what I'm saying is.

maybe the over-analysis is appropriate because there is no right. Yeah, they've got, he's gone to that wedding and gone. Jess was calling a bitch about me. 100%. What was she going to say? They've probably had a crap time. Yeah, yeah. She's probably going to text it.

They've been checking his phone. Yeah, we're going to call again. You're not a caller anyway. I know, why did I? I'm talking about. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko is 10K alpha bucks on hit. Alpha bugs.

30 seconds to answer. 10 questions all starting with. same letter. Have to state your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We come back, of course, if there is time. Now, we are playing for 10K. Our player today is Liv. Good morning, Liv. Good morning. Oh, Livy, Libby. What brings you to the show today, babe? Why do you want our 10 grand? I want to go up to the Gold Coast and got to stay at the Australia Zoo. Oh, I love that. What's your favorite animal? Australia Zoo Sunshine Coast, I believe. So you've been going more north. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Sorry, my geography's a bit off That's all right, I didn't even need to correct you I don't know why I did that That really didn't help anyone Answer my animal question, Liv Crocodles for sure Hell yeah Yeah, that'd be cool

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And Bob's not there Yeah, yeah And you get stuck with Bindy No, she moved to L.A. to support Bob. Oh, well, hang on, is any of the other ones in there? Terri might be over with him. That zoo's going to be falling apart. You know, who are we getting to run the zoo?

I don't know. Chandler, Bindy's husband. Hey, Chandler, we want you to stay here. The whole family's going over. Bindy's daughter of Grace, I think, he's four. She's not old enough to wrangle the crocs. All right, okay? So, Liv, you just check that and then you book your trip up, okay?

For sure. Good girl. You're going to love this. I know Ducco tried to take. correct you on where the zoo is, but your original thing was Gold Coast. Yeah. Your letter's G. Oh, there you go. That's nice. You're ready to rock? Yes. Okay. Your time will start after the first question. Standing with a letter G, we need you to name. A type of pasta.

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A fashion brand? Gucci. A celebrity chef. Gordon Randy. A fruit. Came home strong. Started a bit slow. We got ourselves six.

Woo-hoo. A type of pasta could have been knocky. A knocky. Put your back into it. Yeah, nocky. Nocky. Yeah, so yeah. Don't apologize to me.

Apologise to her, you know? Nookie. A nooky. An adjective could have been generous or glamorous. Or good. Or good. A fruit could have been, you know, the grape. I think we've run out of time there.

Look, you don't get the cash. Unfortunately, we can't go to the gold slash sunshine coast. No Irwins. No Irwins. No Irwins. No Irwins. I'm not going to see any of them. But you do get $100 to spend at budgie smuggler.

Perfect. Thank you very much. Thank you, Liv. Thanks for joining the show. No way. Thank you. Goodbye. Up next, though, off the back of the chat yesterday,

we're asking, what are you doing in the nude? What are you doing in the nudge? In the nude? We know Mellow Man over here, fine guy, the Slim Reaper. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He sleeps in the nude. Hell yeah.

He gets a nose point in the shower and pops into bed. That's got nothing on what we heard some lovely rice cookers doing in the nid. Oh, yeah. Ricky Martin tickets up for grabs as well, just for getting involved. What are you doing in the nude? Do you nude much? Are you nuding often? I'm nuding quite a bit.

Yeah, okay. And I often get tapped on the shoulder by my husband saying, look, this was one thing to do it in our, you know, tightly packed street. Yeah, yeah. But now we're in apartments. Everyone's looking in. Everyone's like, hey, what's going on there? From every angle.

There's windows everywhere. I know what's happening there? I was like, but he's nude, why can't I be nude? When you're on the balcony, just dancing. I mean, you could probably do that in the living room. I hang the washing out nude on the balcony. Really? And I just forget, because I'm just always in my own world.

Yeah, yeah. And then I look over, I go, oh, good morning. Morning, you're just listening to Ricky in the nude hanging out your panties. I'm sorry, when he's, shake your bonbon, shake your bonbon. Can't do that in pants. I can't. I get it. I've got to shake my bonbon new. We were discussing this yesterday because we were talking about what do you do when no one's watching at home.

The weird little idiosyncrasies you have. And we certainly didn't mention nudity. Didn't at all. But the contributions we got had one thing in common. Yeah, we had Susie and Mandy calling and tell us this. I'm in my 60s and when no one's home, I'll strip off, put the music on and do a quick dig and a dance on the treadmill trying to do a quick workout. When the kids are off to school, I strip off and I vacuum naked.

Such an interesting thing to do. What do you do naked? Yeah, I think so. Shag I wanted to do it, so now we're doing it. Because he's a naked guy on the team. Are you in the nudge much? I don't get, no, not really. Maybe undies cruise around.

I don't actually. Not real. I don't sleep naked. I don't. I mean, obviously, I can't think of anything I'd do. There you go. There was that time that I got caught from. I remember our, our meter, Rita lady who's coming to me.

And I was naked and she sort of was at the front and she could see through. She was really having a look. Yeah, but I think I was running then from the laundry or from the bathroom to laundry and then she saw everything. Maybe that's why now I just, you never know who's in your front yard. Yeah, you've been scarred. Yeah, you never. Even with the big protective fence, people just walk into your front yard.

Yeah. And you've got to protect them. I got that fence for the dog. Yeah, exactly. Shy guy, we know you sleep in the nudge. Are you doing other things? If it's after like a shower, it'll be. I'm fine to like walking to the kitchen or whatever because it's your space.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No one's going to see into my house. Yeah. And you live alone. And I live alone. Yeah. You just got to be careful of tripping. You would do some weird things, mate.

Like, let's not pretend. You're not doing anything weird. Do you ever cook in the nude? No, I won't cook in there. I don't think I'd do that either. Would you? Because I feel like there's just... I feel like I've cooked a knife and flames and, you know. What am I chopping off?

Yeah, well, I mean, I'm an itty-bitty-titty committing. Yeah, well, that's true. However, since breastfeeding, a bit more sack. Yeah, they're a bit lower. That's what I mean. Was that a cherry tomato? Whoopsy. Oh, that's me nipple.

That's my arieola. Oh, not again. Well, that's going in the salad. I feel like you only do that once. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got two. She's got two. Yeah, yeah.

And now she's lost some. I don't have one big, weird. Weird monobo. Angus really didn't enjoy the salad that night. Hey, Babs, I don't reckon you'll have any examples. You have any examples? Permanently clothed. No, I live in a sharehouse.

It's a bit hard. Yeah. You got that chastity belt. Even if you lived by yourself in the wilderness in the middle of the Amazon, you would be clothed. Yeah, probably. I like clothes. They're good.

Yeah. They're good. I like clothes. They're good. TM Babs. This is here. So Babs has no examples. She is not going to get the Ricky tickets.

No, she's not. But you could. 13, 1060. And, hey, if you don't want to come on and tell us, 04-8-8-106-line, you can text the text line always. Hey, man, Susie is on the treadmill in the nude. She has set the benchmark. I want to know what else you're doing.

That's not good support for the, you know, for the ladies. I guess you could be ed-titty-d-eb-de-be-a-bit-a-st. Still, I worry about the back. I worry about the back. I worry about, that's the thing why I don't like being nude as much. You worry about breast tissue tear. I think it's easier for a girl to be nude than a guy because there's just like the, there's too much. You're just dangling all over the place.

There's too much fear in that, you know? I don't, and it's also like it's the right hype for my dog. Like, you know what I mean? Like, she's clues around the house. Yeah, it's just not what I want. Yeah, no, that's nice. That's respectful. Thanks so much.

Yeah, okay. 13, 10, 60, nude stuff. What are you doing? We'll get you on news. Jess and ducco. I'm asking, what are you doing in the nude? What are doing in the nerd? We asked a different question yesterday, which inadvertently turned into people

revealing they vacuum nude. They treadmill nude. That to me is scary. Treadmill nude. Like, you know what we didn't ask Susie? What about runners? Like, what's the footwear? Because I would argue shoes negate nudity.

You're not nude. Yeah. Oh, if shoes are on. If shoes are on. I feel like you got shoes on. It's not going for a nude run, though. Nah, you got to be barefoot. Okay, so if I go down the street and I got shoes on but I've got no clothes on.

I don't think you can be done for public nudity. Okay. You heard of here. Let's check with a cop. You know what, actually, let's not check with a cop. Could you test it? But make sure you got your Nike's on.

If I'm not in tomorrow, you know why. Hey, I know some lawyers. He was wearing shoes. Problem of me is, they'll be like, is he no, I can't, there's nothing there. It's like a Kendall. Some ladies to each their own, they get like a flesh-colored leggings.

Yeah. And I've double taken a couple of times He's been like, that lady's not wearing bands. Even the gym. Yes. Yeah, where that goes. Cat, good morning to you. Good morning.

What are you doing in the nude? I'm always naked at home. I found baking the nude, and while I'm at it, I'll hang the clothes up on the line. I love that. Did you have a visible line, though? Can neighbours or anyone see in? Look, no, it's actually pretty good. I do have a childcare centre behind me, but luckily they can't see.

That's problematic. There's lots of screaming kids in the St. Pitt, like a meter away, but... I can actually see they've got tamaros, and I don't know whether they can see in my backyard or not, but, I mean... Stuff them. Yeah, man. Yep. And, Kat, as a proud nudist, where do you stand on shoes?

If Ducko goes for a run and he's butt naked from the shin up, but he has runners on, does that count as nudity? No. Yeah, you can get away with it. I'm trusting the person who's nude in front of the kids' playground. No good. Beck, good morning to you. Good morning.

What are you doing in the nude, your cheeky gal? I'm ironing in the nude. That just feels dangerous. It's a bit dangerous. It's hot. It is very dangerous. Is that why you do it? I've stopped doing that, but yeah, I've got quite a few scars on my stomach

that doctors think are surgical, and then I have to fast, but it's just ironing in the nude. Hang on a minute, Beck. Okay, I understand you've got a hot appliance and you're nude. How ferociously are you ironing that you're smacking yourself in the belly? Well, in all honesty, it's probably in a rush to get out the door, which is why I'm ironing

nude as well. Because you want to put that garment straight on. That's it. So I'm ironing quite technically. Okay. Better than ironing when it's on you. Yeah. Just take it easy, please. Ah, we go to Mandy on 131060. What's your partner doing in the nude?

Well, my partner is my personal naked barista. He brings me coffee every morning in bed. Yeah, what does he bring you? A skim latte with a little bit of coffee art on the top in the form of a little love heart. I was doing laughter. He's just a pain. I was really hoping, Mandy, your coffee order was a long black camera.

Oh, no, but I don't need a long black. We'll take a short black. Let me introduce it to my friend, Doug. Hey, you'd take a little, I've got a little black. No, I've got a little white. I had a tiny white for tiny white for Mandy. I'll stay with my husband, thanks. All right, tiny white's going away.

Oh, Mandy. Shout out to Mandy's husband. I love that way to keep the spitz. Oh, better than a piccolo. Kylie, good morning to you. Hi, how are you going? Oh, couldn't be better, Kylie. We're talking about what you do in the nude.

Well, I love doing naked aqua aerobics out the back in my pool. Okay, so not at the swim center. It's not a class. No, I have actually tried looking for one, but there don't seem to be any. There's a gap in the market. There you go. You can start at all these calls we've rung in today. join you.

So are you following a class or are you just doing tumble turns in your pool naked? No, I'm doing my own bits and pieces. So I do running and then I do press ups and I do stretching the calves and toes up to the sky. So there's a lot of bobbing in and out of the pool happening. You've got your own program, Kylie. I do, I do. I love that. And explain to me the benefits of doing it nude as opposed to just chucking your swimmers on.

Well, it's very liberating and very free. Absolutely. The water feels nice. Yeah, it feels good. Do you have any family? Who do you live with? I actually live with my husband and my son. He's 17.

Yep. He is mortified. The perfect age for mum to start naked aqua room. Little Timmy's having his mate sober. What's your mum doing? Oh, she don't, don't worry about her. She's just doing naked. Yeah, did he stop bringing friends over, Kylie, when you picked up his hobby?

He doesn't even come out of the back. He doesn't swim in the pool anymore. He's forgotten they have a pool. Jess and Ducko. Proud. Povero. Jess and Ducko's proud for Pog. Duckman.

Oh, yeah. Going to give us a couple of categories. We get to decide whether it's something we should be proud of. Yep. Or we can stamp it is Povow. You can always get involved by texting with text line. 04-8-88-18-18-10. 6.9. You can move the needle.

I always move that needle. My first one for you today. Wearing merch from a band, but you've never actually listened to or don't really like the band. Why would you wear it as a fashion statement? People do this. Okay, people also do this

with team. Like, I see people wearing NFL team jerseys or whatever, and they don't actually understand who that team is or where it's from. This is that classic thing where hot girls wear Rolling Stones T-shirts and people yell at them. Give me through. Rolling Stones. They don't know the Rolling Stones

or Nirvana shirts or I see people wearing like Raiders NFL kit, but they don't really know. What's the crossover of fashion and being a fan? Because I think it's pover. I think if you're wearing that specific kit or band thing or whatever merch, you need to be a fan. To the show.

Or even just be a fan of them or that, you know? Like, I remember going to the Harry Styles concert. I came in wearing my Harry tachian and you went, oh that's stupid. Because I had a big teacher with his face on it. So even in regards to wearing concert merch Three years later

Is that in the same realm? I don't understand. Or is that if you're a fan, though, you're saying if you're just straight up, don't even... But you like Harry Stiles. Yeah, but I'm saying I felt like you judged me For wearing the concert merch a week later. No, that's not...

Not the same category. You went to the gig. You went to the gig. Yeah, yeah, you're proud to wear it. Yeah, I mean... I think... Whether it's, you know, cool wearing a big... Shirt of Harry Stahl's face.

That's another question. So where are we standing this, Babs? Pob. Yeah, okay. I thought you'd be Pob. I'm very opinionated about that, actually. Really. Pray tell.

Well, I just think that you shouldn't wear things if you don't actually like the band. You see your friends do this? Yes. Yeah, see, I think if it's... I think if you like the print... No. I think it's fashion. I think you should be proud.

It's Povny's message in saying, my Guns and Rose's T-shirt, can't name one. song, but I love the shirt design. That's, yes, my point, Brittany. Rachel said Pov, Bavs Pov. I think Pov. You think Pov?

I think we're in the minority, Brittany. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah, it's an interesting one, isn't it? What about this one? Now, this one comes from my guy, shower guy. Do you want to take the reins? Oh, yeah, sure.

Shower curtains. Oh, Pove. Yeah. Because you were on the cruise. The cruise ship had it, and I just kind of ripped it off the thing, and I just, the floor has to get wet. I'm not having a gross curtain touch my leg. Mold City. They get moldy, don't they?

They get moldy. Hug the bathtub if they're coming over there Or they dangle on the floor And if it's gross and you're not looking at It's like creeps up on you You can get some fun prints though Yeah, I was going to say that And I don't like the implicit horror nature

Yeah Someone's hiding behind that You know what I'm waiting to jump out That's the whole premise of psycho Yeah it is a bit That guy was hiding behind the shower But also you don't want to be cold in the shower If there's no door

You know Have a shorter shower and get out of it I'm hot, the steam Very good Get those weights A few texts coming in saying Pov Pov Pov It looks like it's

POV. What about this one? TikTok dancers in public. Pop. Pop. I agree. I agree. I think seeing people do

a synchronised dance in public while they set their phone up. I swear I watched a group of girls looking around on a street. I'm like, what are they looking for? They lost something. And I think they were assessing the window shelf to prop their phone up

because then they went that one and pointed and propped the phone up on the street so then they can do their fit checks, not good. No, Pov? Do it inside. Pove. They are funny to watch people.

It is funny. Oh, I got one more quick while we're here. This one, because my mum has this in her car. So wool, woolen seat covers or woolen covers on the steering wheel. I call her stripper covers. I'm like, why do you have these? They're so weird. My mummies have them too.

I got rid of them when you do the new car. Either old lady or just like kind of stripery. To be fair, as we talked about earlier in the show, women usually run colder, so they want to nice, furry steering wheel cover. Even in the front seat, I'm sitting on, I'm like, why am I sitting on wool? Oh, the passenger. In a hot day, too, you get in the car, you're just

sitting on wool? Nah, proud. That's just comfort for the buns. Pop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, pub. On the text line, someone said, absolutely disgusting. Sorry, man. My grandpa used to have the parborg. He had, like, the orthopedic.

They were balls. You know, like the balls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were awesome. Yeah, you'd sit on those. I'd sit on those. Jeff and Ducko Very funny moment last night

I want you all to play along So my parents are in town They've just left, okay? They can't obviously For our Melbourne Cup event They were a good time We were eating dinner On our balcony, okay?

Now, our neighbour's house Who is a rental As you know, we've had our ongoing things with them parking over the driveway and stuff in the past However, we've never known that the room that is right where our neighbour's house is

Is their bathroom Because I think the previous tenants They've sort of changed over Had the window shut Okay So you couldn't actually, you didn't know when they're having a shower. You never notice because the blinds were always drawn. Right.

But now the windows open and you can hear the shower running sometimes. If we're sitting on the deck at the right time, this would have been about 7.30 last night. We're sitting on the deck eating dinner. Nice evening. You sort of hear the shower go on and mum and dad looking around and we're like, oh yeah, I think it's their shower. It's all close quarters. It's a bit close quarters. You can't see anything because the shower window is high enough that you can only see the shower head pouring the water out.

But you can't like see anything, right? And you've tried. Yeah, I've worked. But the first time all I noticed... No, beauty's on display. Yeah, yeah, we were a bit like, what is that? And then we've realized. Yeah.

Anyway, we're sitting there having dinner, and all of a sudden, this girl who's having the shower, my neighbor, is playing music and singing so loud that we could, like, hear every... Like, she's in the shower. I think she was having an everything shower. Because she was in there for, I reckon, eight songs. She's just a gold star. Yeah, yeah.

She was singing so loudly, like eyes closed singing. It was one of those moments, you know when you sing in the shower you think you can sing. Absolutely. The acoustics are chef's kiss in a bathroom. When it's so loud that you're having dinner next door and you can hear how tone deaf she is, it's hilarious. I've got recordings of the singing of the shower, okay? I was just sitting at my, like, at our deck. I hit record on my phone, just on the voice record, okay?

So the first one, I didn't get this song, but the first song, she was on an old school playlist. The first song she was singing was Bertic Manning. So she's just saying, going, I just want to wish you will. I just want to wish you will. That's a good shower song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I can picture. Her playlist was fire.

Rubbing the shampoo in. This is good. We're sort of laughing. And then the next time happens, I was like, I just need to record this for the show. So see if you can guess, right, we'll play a game, what song she's singing. Babbs? It's steer by Missy Higgins. Can't you hear that from her beautiful singing?

I feel like an idiot. Absolutely, it's Steer by Missy Higgins. Oh my God, she's singing Sear by Missy Higgins. I'm recording that sitting at our table. Like, I'm not up at the fence. She's put on a concert, fantastic. The next one's even better. See, you should be able to get this song

And this made me laugh Imagine just a Wednesday night You're in your shower Eyes closed, letting it rip And you're singing this Oh, your mate Oh, your mate Ben Lee

She's popping out a bit of Benadoo. You would have really enjoyed it. Can't you hear it? I can't hear of it. That's because I... It's the same song. You know I'm not good at the one second song game thing we play. That is someone singing from their shower.

I'm sitting out in my house. That's amazing. And this is the first time I've ever heard. She was going like... She was like... She must have, because they have roommates. She must have had no roommate time. And she's like, I'm going to put my speaker in the shower.

I'm going to. We're going to do the everything shower. I'm just going to go nuts. And then we are just having our roast chicken on the deck going. What a beautiful symphony for you to enjoy a meal to. We couldn't even, it got to the point where it was so loud and so funny. She also sung like some temper trap songs. She kept going ever more.

She was like, running. This poor girl thinks she's safe in her own house. And here you are putting it on the radio. Hey, no, I don't know if she is. I don't know if she is. I just want to say, what an icon. Tomorrow, though, when she parks over his drive. By the way, oh, we'll make it no.

30 seconds. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko is 10K alpha bucks on hits. 30 seconds, answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. Of course, we come back to you.

If there is time, we are playing for $10,000. Our player is Aaron. Hello, Aaron. Hello. Good morning. Aaron, welcome to the show. We've got $10,000. Are you going to take it?

I certainly hope so. I'm ridiculously nervous right now. Don't be nervous, Erin. Aaron, the time for hoping is over. It's now the time for action. Yep. Action. Excellent.

Good. What are you going to spend the money on? My family's going on a cruise next year, so I think we might change from an inside cabin to a balcony. Oh, hell yeah. I highly recommend. Shaga had the balcony. Babs had the inside cabin and didn't recommend.

Shaga had the balcony and still didn't even use it. But Aaron, even with the upgrade to the balcony, still had a shower curtain, which he deemed Pov-O. So maybe with your $10,000 you could also ask for a closing screen door. Yeah, something like that. Something like that. You are going to love this. This was the game built for you because your letters E.

E for Aaron. Hey, Brian. You're ready to go? E for excellent. All right. Amen, sis. Come on, Aaron. You're ready.

Your time starts after the first question, starting with the letter E. We need you to name. A type of bird. Eagrit. An airline. Emirates. A breakfast food. Eggs.

Something in the bedroom. Electrical outlet. A musician. A cheer in. An online store. eBay. A number. It's an accessory.

Earrings. An adverb. Excitedly. An Australian athlete. Pass. An Australian athlete. Oh, excuse me, sorry. I think we screamed over you.

I didn't hear anything. I didn't hear what you said. It's fine. This is the answer. You were literally an Australian athlete from... What did you say type of bird? Eagret. I don't know an eagret.

Is that a... She said it would be such confidence. You did. It made me sound like you knew it. She knew birds. Because if that's correct, you literally got nine. I just don't know what an eager. Do you know what an eager it is, Erin?

Or are you making that up? No, it's like a little white bird. It looks like a crane. Oh, okay. It's a heron, type of heron. There you go. It's a bird. So honestly, everything you answered, you got correct.

And it's kind of weird because you're clearly American. Yes. Yeah, and we asked Australian athlete. What are the odds? We had that on Aaron's queen. One of our most. I think the most decorated Olympian, Emma McKeon. Yeah, exactly.

Most gold medals in the swimming pool, Eric. The swimmer. Obviously our event at the Olympics. I know you got your Phelpses and you've got your, who's the other fast, the chick, the American chick? Katie Ladecki. That's it. I think Emma's beaten Katie so sorry. Yeah, Emma McKeon or Ellie Carpenter is another one.

Another Ellie Cole as well, great Paralympian. Yeah, there's. Aaron. Aaron, you are literally, you got, and you had four seconds to go and Jess. really asked you an Australian athlete. I've not done that often. No. Where you pass and you've got no other questions.

Oh man. I thought we're giving it away. Hell of a player. Erin. Thank you. Oh, no. You're stuck in the inside. Oh, no.

But how about this? We'll give you 100 bucks to spend it. Budgie smugglers so you can have great to wear. Great Aussie brand. I'm sure Emma McKeehan has a pair of bungee smuggles. Oh, Aaron. I have to find the ones that she wears and get those ones for luck next time. Yes.

Oh, man. Man, I can't believe that. Oh, I'm sorry for giving your crap about, oh, time for hoping is over. It's time for action. This came to play. You're a great player. That was elite. Thank you.

Here for elite. That's time. Oh, man. Next time. Give it three months. Breathe the teas and seeds. Good to meet you, Aaron. Thank you.

Thank you so much. Oh, Duck, I thought, I got out of my chair. I got sighted. I had the butterflies. And now I'm like, oh. Don't bring up butterfly. It's a swim strike. Probably Emma is good.

Oh. No. Anyway, it's getting. More chances at our Riffy Martin tickets next. I want to know, when were you dismissed? Someone thought, oh, it's not that big of a deal. Yeah. Turns out it was quite the big deal.

I'm going to take you back. I know we have milked this event for all it's worth, Ducco, but it's the gift that keeps on giving. My parents' recent trip to Francai. You know, they had about a five-week vacate. Over in your motherland. Yeah, they ducked down to France, and they caused quite a stir. They did.

There was the incident where my dad lit a scented candle. His words to set the mood. But a live flame in a hotel sparked the fire alarm. Yeah, they got evacuated. And they all got evacuated. Yeah. My mom came home with a trio of Dijon Mustards for us to try. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, was that good? Because they're in Dijon. But there was an incident. I'm going to say with a week to go, Daco, my dad starts feeling it in the body. Now my mum has entered her active era And she wanted to bike around the south of France She was doing upwards of 50,000 steps a day And obviously dragging my dad along

Keep up Keep up, Robert, keep up And I think after four or five weeks of it It gets to his body And he starts complaining about the knee My knee, my knee lease My knee, my knee She doesn't want to hear a bar of it

This is a once in a lifetime trip We're going to keep hustling They get back The knee's still playing up They come up a little while ago for Lucia's birthday. My daughter's second birthday. My dad's got a brace on the knee. Just something he's bought from the chemist, you know.

He's just getting around a knee brace. And he's limping. And he's limpid. And, you know, my mum wants to play with Lucia. They want to play a bit of catch. You know, Lucia drops the ball. She's gone, Rob, pick up the ball. And he's like, oh, ah, getting down.

And I'm like, ma, take it easy on the old fella. He's clearly got a sore knee. She pulls me aside. She goes, he's fine. He's faking it. He just wants sympathy because I made him go on a bike ride. He needs to move his knee. More exercise will help.

More movements. I know him. I've known him all your life. He's faking it. He's faking it. He needs to move it. Not be more stationary. Being sedentary is what's got him in this grief.

He needs to move it. So continuously pushing, pushing, walking, bike riding this and that. Gets to the point where my dad goes, I'm going to book him with the GP. because I need, there's something going on. G.P. sends him to an MRI. Got the results back yesterday, Ducco? Yes. Torn meniscus.

Oh, geez. How'd he do that? Well, to be fair to my mum, she is right. Because he's lived a relatively sedentary lifestyle, they do six weeks of activity. He just tensed his kni-buckles. Tensiscus, gets bunions. What a trip. We thought the bunyips was the worst part of this trip.

Torn meniscus. Oh, that's not good. The two options, in intensive. therapy with a physio. What's the recovery on that? Or surgery. Yeah, you can get surgery for sure. When you are given that option, I think we've all got to take stock of, it probably was a big deal, and he's now exacerbated at so.

So she thought he was crying wolf. She thought he's winging, carrying on. Oh, you did a little bit of exercise. Looking at four to eight weeks sort of recovery from that if you're trying to rehab it. But I'd imagine him, that stage, that's going to be sort of, you're looking at 12. With my mother, who's pushed him. with an inch of his life. Yeah, and he's trying to ride a bike.

He's riding a bike. He's climbing up the Eiffel Tower. You know, my husband has some sport injury-related stories. He goes, geez, torn meniscus is what can take out, you know, footy players and stuff. If you do that with a combination of things, that could be career-ending, this and that. My poor dad, wanting a little bit of sympathy for the past month or a bit, and my mum going. Grow up, Robert. Stop crying wolf.

Didn't stop you in the sack. Well, you don't need a tour meniscus for that. But 13.10. I'll work around that. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so they cried wolf. You get what I'm putting down. Are you looking for...

It was almost like you needed someone to take it seriously. Yeah. And everyone's going, oh, shut up. You're carrying on a bit of crying wolf. And it turned out, you should have taken them seriously. You weren't actually crying a wolf. You were not crying wolf. You had a torn miniscus.

You had a real problem. No one believed you. Maybe it was your partner. Maybe it was your partner. Maybe it was dad. Did, whatever. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Did they cry, wolf, but they were actually telling the truth.

There was actually a wolf there. There was a wolf there. My parents got back from their French adventure. A month and a bit ago, Daco, my dad has been limping and winging and complaining and needing a little sympathy because his knee was sore. And my mom, who has entered her active era taking very good care of herself, didn't want to hear a bar of it. Didn't care. I don't know if she thought he was. was faking, but she certainly had no sympathy and continued the push for, I want to go on our

walks, get on your bike, let's keep going. When you get, when you're married for that long and stuff, you know, it's like, oh, shut up, I've heard you complain before, you'd be right. Exactly. Don't ruin my friend's trip. Turns out he tore his meniscus. He got the MRI results back and the two options are like intensive physio or surgery. Yeah.

I haven't heard if she's apologised. Oh, she wouldn't. She'd like, I told you you done something. It'll flip to that. Yeah, yeah. I told you you shouldn't have done that. So we want to know. When didn't they believe you?

It was a big deal. Yep. In the end. Kira, good morning. Good morning. How are you? Excellent, babe. So is your husband my dad in this story?

He was. Okay, what happened? So we'd done a hard gym session. We left to get back in the car and he had a bit of pain. We just thought, oh, yeah, he's torn something. I'm thinking, here we go. He's, you know, he's putting it on a little bit. And then it wasn't until the next morning when we could hear him breathing from his chest.

We're like, oh, crap, what's this? Oh. And, yeah, it ended up being a collapsed lung. Oh, oh. Oh, Jesus. Holy hell. Kira, how hard was this workout you guys did? He was pushing pretty hard.

Yeah, he was trying to keep up. Yeah, he was on pretty hard on the roller. And I thought, oh, you know, maybe he's torn something or he's just, he just went too hard on it. And, yeah, that's what ended up happening. But that was after we got through the new. night, gone to emergency, did some painting of the house. Oh my God. Oh, my God.

You're my mum. Yeah, yeah. Come on. Come on, Dad. Stop making excuses. But also, the dad's trying to not show any pain. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's fantastic.

Thank you, Kira. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Caitlin, good morning to you. Caitlin, going to you. 13, 1060. Yeah, what happened in your situation? Your mum did it.

Yes, my mum was the one that dismissed me. actually so I we had carpet in our bedroom I think I was making the bed and I somehow stood on a sewing needle didn't know at the time because you couldn't see anything on my foot she came over we mowed the back lawn we did gardening like we were like on our feet all day and I kept telling her my foot hurts like she didn't care anyway next day I my foot was triple the size and I was in for emergency surgery because the needle was touching the bone so every step was like He's sharp-ass-bitty, oh, sorry, on my phone. Caitlin, sorry, how much of a tough nut are you?

I wouldn't have been able to walk. You're the worst pain tolerance. And I'm like, Mom, my foot hurts, and she's like, oh, would you just shut up and stop weird? We've got chores to do it. That's a big deal. Yeah, that would, yeah. Touching the bone.

Come on, God, these are getting worse and worse. Crystal, this happened to your son when he was younger. Yes, it did. So he was starting year seven, and only a week into year seven, and then, yeah, fell off his electric scooter, but on a simple edge of concrete to grass, nothing major. Husband went and got him told, you know, it's just a sprain, it's fine, you can walk on it. Anyway, we went shopping without him. You know, he's like, mum, it's hurting so much. I'm like, I probably should take you to the hospital.

They even told us it was a sprain. Walk on it. I kept going, you'll be right, you'll be right. Two days later, anyway, I'm friends with an orthopedic surgeon. they reviewed him and his ACL had torn his tibia off in multiple spots. Ended up meeting massive major leg surgery, having a majority of term one of year seven off. It was an absolute disaster. Oh no.

You'll be right, son. We're going to duck Aldi. Yeah, yeah. Now, whenever he complained to you after that, about anything, were you super sympathetic straight away? Well, no, because it's happened. He's my kid that cries warfam when he did it to me. over influenza bee not long ago it was like I've got a sore throat I'm like how can you

you've got no tonsils you've had them out turns out he had influenza be right was all out for ages he broke his jaw at the skate park the same thing like he's like mom I've come off and he's like I've hurt and we're like you'll be right you know and then ended up at hospital

later the next day and then he double broke his jaw like Crystal remind me never come to you for sympathy you'll be right you'll be right Crystal so good Oh, and Sherry, these have been fantastic. I hope they make my dad feel better.

Sherry, good morning. Good morning. What happened with your daughter? So I was cooking dinner and we lived in an old farmhouse and I asked her to shut the bathroom door and she'd done it and she came out crying and she's like, it hurts and there was blood. I don't do blood. So I gave her a towel.

I'm like, you'll be right, go and sit down. Where was the blood? Sorry, Sherry, on her hand. On a finger. Yeah, on a finger. So she came out 20 minutes later and she's like, Mommy, I cut my finger off. I was like, you didn't. Like, surely, it was a door.

And she's like, no, I did, I did. I looked, yep. She had partially amputated her dysalphylaxin. So she had to go in for surgery to repair the nail bed and took the top of a finger off and everything in a door. Sherry! You're right. I don't want to look at your injury.

I don't do blood, sweetie. Pretty much. Jess and Ducko. One second. Song, game. It's all in the title, isn't it? It is, isn't it? You're going to hear one.

second of a TV theme song. We're going to attempt to identify the show. That it correlates to Jess versus Ducco. I've gone raw today. Generational. Okay. So we could all have a crap. I think so.

All right. Okay. Theme one. Oh. Malcolm in the middle? No. Geez, man. I don't know.

One more time? I go again. Didn't That's the fastest one second Can we have an era? My one second song comes I give you like kind of two I think you must

I don't know the era Okay can you give us a cool It's an oldie It's an oldie Oh That's 70 show No It is from 1974

That's when it started It's not cheers No When you're playing in the similar area Yeah Dole the girls Happy Happy

Happy What's the rest of Happy, Fonzie, and Ron Howard. What the hell's that show called? The happy hour. I can't remember. I can't remember. I can't remember the name with the show.

It's killing me. Days, happy day. Happy days. Happy days. That was tough, man. The hat was tough. He did say he's going crossing. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, all right. Now I know where we are. TV theme too. Stranger things. Yeah, strange of things. See, that was a generous second. Yeah. That was longer.

That was a long second. Yeah, yeah, that is strange. The new season coming out. I'm so excited. Did you see the last episode they're going to put in the movies? Oh, I thought they were trying. Well, make it a feature length. Like a two hour last.

Anyway. Okay. TV theme, three. Oh. Is that top gear? It's top gear. Well done bad. Geez, I could have told you that.

You know, too. Neither could I. Well, done. I'm big Jeremy Clarkson family. She loves Jeremy Clarkson. Okay, all right. I'm going to get off the floor here. Yeah, you need a point here, Docco.

It's TV theme, four. Oh, oh, mash. No. Oh, oh, the Brady Bunch. Yes, it is. Well done. Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. Score up there, Babs two, Ducco one, Jess, one.

Okay, so Bab's got to say she wins. If me and Jess get it, it goes to a tiebreaker. Correct. Come on, let's stay in a daco. Five. Oh, wipe out. No. is it a game show yes yes it is wheel of fortune so it's a game show not it's a reality

show oh oh oh uh uh survivor oh what is it like it's like a love island love in paradise is it math no not maths no not maths s oh big brother big brother oh he We're sure to melt a scene on Friday. Very tomorrow. There you go, B-B-B-B-B-Babs. I'm hoping this one's like real easy.

I've been waiting for the O-C. TV theme, six. Is it subtle-cloth? No. Oh, no, that's ding-ding. Hello. Geez, is that gold medal? You know what it sounds like?

It sounds like got to get down to Hootas. It sounds like an old 2000 show. Yeah, it sounds like an old show. What year are we talking? Great question. It's not... I don't know. Is it One Tree Hill?

Not One Tree Hill. It's from the 80s. Oh. Hmm. Go again. But this version is a more revamped version since the 80s. Is it Full House? Not Full House.

Can you play a little bit more of it? No, I've only got what he's going to be. You've only got that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's from 1985. Oh, that's going to help. Can we give a main character? Or actor?

Give it away. Oh. So it's one name. Iconic Australian. Oh, it's Australian. On every night, Neighbors. Oh, come on. Oh.

That's. Jeez, I did not see. You're a Neighbbers fan. I didn't know those opening bars. I would know it as come Australian for Neighbors. That's the rebamped version. Yeah, fair. And also.

Talk of a record. It was very similar. Similar. It was very similar. You know what? I'm so disappointed Frasier wasn't in there. Yeah. Too easy.

Yeah, for me. Jess and Ducco. Alex Warren, it is ordinary hit breakfast. Jess and Ducco with you. We're not ordinary. We're above average. We're extra medium. I was going to say, we're extraordinary.

Oh, that would have worked. You need links and girth. That's what we have. That's what we got. Well, I've got the length. You've got the link. I've got the girth and Chaga's got a bit of both. He brings us together.

What's Babs bringing? He's the glue. Good hair. Oh, yeah. She's, oh, you know. Batsy with the good hair. Were you going to say that? Yeah.

What's that even from? Becky with the good hair. I think I've said it from you saying it, and I don't even know what it is. It's fiancé, Becky with the good hair. Allegedly, Jay-Z. Babs with a good hair. Bucked around with Becky with the good hair.

Well, she did have good hair. And then there was a big, deep dive on the internet who Becky was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Babsie with the good hair. Whew. We got a team lunch tomorrow. You reckon Babs will be like new Babs? Will Babs come?

This is, yeah. We've had this booked in for a mum. Yeah. I've told her, it's all comped, it's on Duckin and I. Shagga can give you a lift in. Yep. All she has to do is put on a pair of pants and rock up. Wait, it's on you and me?

I was just trying to be, I was just trying to sound better than it was. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, it's on me a jet. It's on our Instagram, so technically, yeah. No, I'm joking. No offense to Babs and Shigar, but they didn't ask them to collaborate on the social media. Let's ask you and why. But we'd love to feed you.

Yeah. Shy guy's keen. We're not going to do a lame real. Yeah. You'll do what you're told to do Yeah, Babbs, you're coming? Yeah, why wouldn't I? I mean, come on.

Why wouldn't you come to Melbourne car? Come with him. I was getting my hair down. Don't we have two lunches in one week together? We've never had a lunch. Now we've got two. Unbelievable. And then Christmas, the team Christmas is coming up.

Yeah. What are you doing for Christmas? As in the work one. Oh, the work. Oh, yeah. I mean, we're going to hang out with colleagues. Yeah, but we'll tuck ourselves on the end of the table. Yeah, obviously.

Unless they go, oh, no, you have to sit over there. Don't want, I'll change the name cards around. I'll know this. Remember when I'm waiting for the awards for the year? What am I going to get? I'll tell them I've got cramps. I don't need my support people. People don't question cramps.

You get your emotional support cramps. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we're just sitting there and massaging you. Yeah. I would love that. There we go. My guy, harder on my right ovary, please. You never go hard enough.

You never go hard enough. Ducco practically pounds the left one. Okay. Yeah. Babs is working the rear. It's a whole thing. Babsie with the good hair. Babsie with the good hair.

Yeah, we're back tomorrow. Tomorrow's Friday, big show. Friday bangers. Last chance for the Ricky tickets. I must say, thank you very much for the contributions this week. We know it's just because you want Ricky tickets. Yeah, but they've been awesome. They've been awesome.

And yes, we draw them tomorrow and you get that night's accommodation. Let's not forget. He's going to play in Sydney on Monday. Is it Monday night? It's Monday night, baby. rude, Rick. We got, what else people are Oh, what's the threesome's back tomorrow?

We didn't do it last week, Shai. In your honour. Oh, you didn't? In your honour. Because we realise that no one else kind of can play the game because you need to host it because it's so dumb. It's essentially, it's a lesson in shy guy and eats. Yeah, Bubbs is like, I don't think I can do it dumb enough.

I was like, no, fair, that's... Yeah, she can. Oh, wow. Sounds fire. Anyway, it's going to be a big show tomorrow. It's Friday. But you enjoy yourself on Friday, you know? Absolutely.

Get out there and Merry Christmas. I love that. He's feeling festive. Merry Christmas, everyone. I'll see you tomorrow. Bye. Tiny white for Mandy. I'll stay with my husband, thanks. Jess and Ducko.

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