Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | "I pissed myself"

Episode Date: June 20, 2025

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Try the cafe's new blend today. Smoother, bolder, better. Unloving it. Jess and Dago! This is the Jess and Dago podcast. Ah, welcome to the podcast everybody. I'm just replying to our boss. Yeah, what'd he say?

He said, My god, what a bloody exceptional show and event team. Today has been fucking hilarious. Content warning! Fuck that! Go enjoy your- You're gonna need to say that just for a sweat. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's alright. Go enjoy- No, don't you end up having to put the explicit logo on podcasts? Go enjoy your... Yeah, yeah. It's alright. Go enjoy... No, don't you end up having to put the explicit logo on a podcast. No, only if you go into detail about explicit things. Do you believe us out of the podcast? No. No, no need.

Go enjoy your weekends and bloody well done. That's a great review. It was good. I mean, it was fun. As I said, I was probably more drunk than you last night and I feel like I didn't do enough dumb things. Yeah, but I'm a fucking idiot. I feel like I didn't do enough dumb things to match. I was having a fucking idiot. I feel like I didn't do it. I feel like I didn't do enough dumb things to match.

I was having a great time. Nah, you held it together beautifully. I should have come in and like, flooded my bathroom. Do you know what it was? It was your glove, man. It was my golf glove. Your golf glove. Yeah, it was.

Because the sport of golf, gentlemanly and very sort of uppity and very sort of high brow and I think you stayed in that version of yourself. You know Richard the Golf Coach. Not the idiot that you are like me. You know Richard the Golf Coach, he was giving me some swing tips and I hit a few really good ones at row and he's like he's behind me and he goes yeah that's it ducko that's what you hit your mother with. What? But he didn't mean like hit he means like show her like that's what you hit her with. But he came out like that's what you hit her. He show of this God this week. We've had multiple

This is like you earlier the week saying a grandpa has been shot, but it was filmed Oh, yeah, my god in that condo like I mean like you show it like that's what you hit it with this one I was like, oh that is so far. That is funny and the passion passion. Yes, that's what you hit your mother with I was like what I'm eating my mom with five on like I'm sure many people who saw you swing at one point would have been like, hey, great, but coming from Richard or even some of the golfers we had amongst us, that must have felt really good. He did.

He was great. He was a good coach. I don't know if he gave you any tips, Fernando. He made me worse. You know what though? That's funny. He does that. He would have done that to you.

You know what? Not to blame him. And I know if you were a lump of clay and open, he would be amazing. He would have done that to you. He'd done it with Mitch. You know what? Not to blame him. It makes it worse. And I know if you were a lump of clay and open, he would be amazing. But I was going in with my six lessons with Mitch, your golf coach, and I'm like, this bloke's saying different things. They might not have even been contradictory. But they were not something that Mitch had told me.

And I'm going, get out of my head, Matt. Get out of my head. And I choked. You know what's funny is he gave me tips yesterday. And I was like, thank, thank, thanks. And I went, I was like, don't change anything because it'll confuse you. And I hit a perfect shot and I was like, thanks, man. Yes.

And you know what, that was funny. In my golf lesson journey, it was me sort of going, I'm doing the exact same thing and Mitch with his professional eye going, you did it different. I went, no, I didn't. He goes, I'm watching you. Go back and watch the vision. I went, yeah, just felt. I just can't believe the level you went to to try and hit some really good golf shots.

Just to impress you. What did you want? Did you want to impress me or did you want me to be like, holy shit? I wanted shock and awe. Yeah, fuck, I wish I had that reaction. Because I just... It's fine, I'm just trying to think back to that moment. You would have had the reaction if I had executed it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's because you did the air swing and then the next shot wasn't great.

Then your third one, which I think I reacted to, it went in the air but really hard right. And so I was like, oh, she got clubbed a ball. That's that's awesome Cuz it's fucking hard. It's fucking hard, but we've got Molly in the room Who's one of our rice cookers whose granddad is a golfer? She's quite the ball I thought like you did say I think you must have witnessed one before duck I'd come across and you did say she's fucking lying. You've done this before decent, but when you were watching another pressure I'm glad you felt the pressure of golf, because there's nothing quite like it.

But like how sick would it have been if you just went, what the fuck? I would have been like, I would have genuinely been like, I'm probably going to quit this game. And do you know what's funny, because Mitch, the golf coach, was coaching me on the final pose. He goes, if nothing else, hold the pose. That's why I saw your video. You did hold the pose. At least I've got some evidence of a half-decent shot. No, you looked good. Hold the pose. That's why I saw your video. You did hold the pose. At least I've got some evidence of a half face and not. No, you looked good. But no, commitment to the gag. And you know me, can't keep a fucking secret. You didn't tell Shia I go all bad. We found out yesterday. Yeah, because I knew if I tell more people, the chances of me telling you or

slipping up. You know what you should have done, this is a big, all three of you should have done the lesson. And then like, we'll come out and all of a sudden I'm like, holy crap. They're all really good. Nick in our promo team was the only one who knew because I didn't want to pick up the phone and make any calls. So I was like, can you call the simulator people, the golf pro people and coordinate everything? And so it was just. How'd you get Mitch's details?

I called Nick, well I messaged Nick and said, work it out please. Well done Nick. Because not on social media. Yeah he's not, he's not. That's where I shot. Yeah, yeah I know. Not on social media so yeah Nick had to do some deep, deep squirreling. We have someone knocking at the door I think. Can we go get that babs? I think it might be Ull-Char Deb.

Oh it could be Deb. Deb was trying to get me on for more drinks last night so it'll be intriguing to see that. It is Ull-Char Deb. It is Ull-Char Deb. It is all Chad's head! It's Deb! We were just... Oh, nice! Good morning!

We're in the podcast now. I was just saying, you were trying to... I was on the phone with them and you were trying to... Come over here. Another drink. Say that again, Deb. I am not okay. You were trying to get me to come for one more drink at the bar and I'm glad I didn't.

How long did you stay? Oh, I don't know. How long did we stay? What's the time now? Babs and I left at about 10. And you were still going strong? Was I still there? It was that red wine messy, weren't we? Quarter 11. There were a few good people kicking around at the 19th there, at the bar. She couldn't even tell you. I actually have no idea. So Deb, we've left the three

kids at home. We've absolutely turned it on. Did we have an exceptional time? We did. We really did. I go back to the room, I spewed, I pissed myself. Shut up! I am not joking. I just voted for her.

Where was that on air? I wish we had an after party. So to be fair, Deb DM'd the show about 30 minutes ago going, is it room 188? I went, come along. It's taken her this Okay, so what came first pissing yourself vomiting vomiting and I pissed myself Over the toilet oh That is fair That is way worse. That is fantastic. Did you did you didn't do any of that? No pissing yourself. You're okay No, that's how you know, you've chose. This is my girl. This is my partner

This is my soul mate Near the time that and then I walk out thinking I'm so cold and I can't move and I was like Nathan That's so fun, I'm glad you really enjoyed yourself When this alcohol, what do you do? It's rude not to. It's rude not to. We can't take it home. I normally just drink Mascara. Oh my god, you've gone a long way from Mascara. That is so good.

It's a safe option. We've had you wee yourself a vomit, Jess flooded the bathroom, we've had rice cookers in here banging while we were on air and we could hear them. They're trying to make a baby. God, I hope they did well. I've been thinking about that. The middle name. Golf. Tea. Chateau maybe.

That's nice. Florence after my daughter. That also could work. But I love this because back to Deb and her partner, Nathan, you were exceptional. Exceptional in the driving range, but where we really saw an equilibrium restored is Deb on the drink. So it's just the balance that you two have brought. Well done to you both. Well done.

Well done. And Deb is famously one of our only Welsh listeners. Absolutely. Can you sing us the anthem? No, I can't. How does it start again? It's quiet. My hand, lad.

Oh yeah. What's the tune? Yeah, yeah. Because I've played it before. I was going to say take us to Wales. I mean, Deb could. A Welsh anthem. Anyway, good times.

We don't have enough time to go into the details of Wales. No, we don't. I'm happy to take an education off air, but let's let the good people listen to the show. Enjoy the show. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Yeah baby, let's do it. Welcome to Friday Broadcasting Live in front of a fireplace from Jess's room after a few reds last night. My goodness.

Oh my, thank you so much for choosing my room to be in when Shy Guy said we're rolling in. I was like crap. Climb my stuff. Jess has had a bit of a night. We're obviously at the beautiful Chateau Alana the vintage red event yesterday I don't want to talk about all the things I've done We definitely bring all the things that you've done in this room. How many times did you call security and reception? There was a period there last night where I thought you might need a minder I

Was about to say can I sleep in someone else's room? Because mine is now uninhabitable. We had some issues, he'll be shy a little bit. Yeah, we'll talk about it. Ariana and I from reception have been well acquainted. Yes. Let's just say that. But I must say, my friend, this is feeling very cosy.

It's nice, isn't it? Very fun. We're in robes, your shoes are off. I brought me hugs. Big shout out to the robes as well Nick from promo. We have our names on them. I don't even know that. I must say the embroidery has been the star of this I was gonna say weekend. It's a bloody Thursday Friday combo. Yeah, I kept forgetting last night when we'd had a few wines and stuff I kept forgetting that we were working today and a few people would be mid conversation being like oh hang on a minute

Yaha, you have to get up. I went, you enjoy your beautiful hotel room, your accommodation, whatever your morning plans look like. Mummy has to wake up and tell her we can do some radio. Late night bath as well from you, real late night bath. You know I did a full 180 on bath. Oh you didn't end up having it? No, in my opinion on bath. So when you walk into a beautiful suite and see a bath.

You need one. You need one. It's a must. But no, bath didn't happen. Relaxing, relaxing. Descending into slumber did not happen. Yeah. But hey, my god, it's been a hell of a 24 hours. The golf we played here, I don't know, the golf we played here, the team, the vintage and Chateau-A-Lite have been fantastic. We'll unpack a little bit throughout the show. But we are here with 40 Rice Cookers from far and wide. That's the part we really need to highlight.

Yes, it's not just us making an event that we knew Duggo would love and that we all inadvertently could enjoy. Honestly, there was a period yesterday when the Golf Pro was teaching everyone how to hold the club and people were just like, what's going on? I was like, this could be up there with one of the best days of my life. Duggo, I know we'll get into it Shaka but quickly we, I got in a buggy with one of our rice cookers who's had a hip replacement so we went straight up to the driving range half an hour early. Yeah just waiting there. We just thought,

oh we'll just make our way up. We've actually gotten up here but we even beat the wine tasters. Oh how good. But we sort of were like, they're looking around going, what is this? We've just built Duggo Duckos 3. Just lean into it. It'll make sense once he gets here. I loved it. But he'll be like a boy on Christmas. It was so fun. And even though it was to celebrate your beautiful daughter arriving into the world. Oh yeah I forgot about her. She didn't come so at least someone had a great time. Morgan messaged me like she was like crying and stuff last night. She was like how was your event? I was oh, yeah pretty relaxed So I'm stumbling into my room like 11 o'clock. I was like, ah, yeah

And the kid knows the kid who does it to Angus, I was under Morgan Yeah, I'm really gonna make him look so bad. 100% 100% and the whole toasted to her multiple. We did know he said her name. I'm plenty of times we moth We toasted to her I'm so sure she felt the juju permeating. Yeah, it was a good time. It was good team bonding as well because Shy Guy and Babs were here as well. Absolutely. Having a few drinks. It was probably the most rigid I've seen the stiff board that is Shy Guy become. Oh my god, it was a whole thing and it was just a testament to the group around us.

Yes. A group around us who have travelled. I think the longest I clock was a five hour drive. Wow. To come join us. So I really hope that couple had a good time. I know, I know. But no, we certainly did and we've still got a big show to come.

We do appreciate whilst 40 people are here, there are many who are not. So regular programming. It's still happening. Alpha bucks, 6.30. And 8 o'clock. I had so many people ask me, can I come here and play Alpha bucks? I.30. And 8 o'clock. I had so many people ask me, can I come here and play Alpha bucks? I was like no you're already at this beautiful prize that we're giving you, you're not playing for $10,000

tomorrow. I don't want to do the maths but the prize value would be one of the highest we've ever given away. Absolutely. You don't get to play Alpha bucks. No way. You don't get to play Alpha bucks. People were twisting my arm to be like can I can I win the call of fame? I want the LSK. I went, again. Once again, look where you are. Be grateful, god damn it. Someone needs to start a gratitude journal. No. Okay, calm down. We still have that. We still got Shia Gaia's diary. We still got Forgotten Banger. Still time to go and vote on that on the Instagram as well. Yes. We've done a theme this week, team. You might not have realised. All wet bass songs.

All wet bass songs. Wait, did mine, Shia Gaia, was mine allowed? Yeah, of course. The clean version. Oh the super clean, I don't know how you make that song clean. The super clean radio, well Konski did so. Oh did he? Yeah. Someone asked, hang on WAP is on there and I went I think it'll be mostly Beebs or Cardi B. The version on Instagram won't be the version you heard on the radio. Sure. Bit of a WAP action. Cardi B would have had to get into the studio going oh need a radio. Her and DJ Konski. They worked they worked together. They had a busy night.

Yeah, yeah. But some great selection so you can go vote Jess and Ducko on Instagram Story. Absolutely. But up next, shall we do what we always do? A bit of a... No dumb thought. No dumb thought for I know. Oh dear.

I was going to say for... Hey, hey, we'll do it next. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. We're sitting on a sofa in front of a fireplace in personalised embroidered robes. I can't tell you Ducco. The whole team's here. I've never felt better. This feels good. I feel like we should do the show from here more often. To bring the rice cookers behind the scenes really quickly, our boss often says, guys, you know, relax, chill out, put

your feet up in the studio. Well, boss Jays, maybe we need a sofa in the studio. Hell yeah. To be broadcasting from a beautiful golf resort. Yep, it's time. It's time for this. There's no such thing as a dumb thought. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. It's like stepping into a warm bath.

Or a warm, flooded bathroom after you couldn't work the bath. We'll get to that, you did that. But this is where you get to call in 13 10 60 if you have any, you give us your dumb thought. There's no such thing as a dumb thought. And I love that Matty called through very quick on the phones Jess. I have the sense that Matt's been holding on to this, maybe since last Friday. You know I didn't get in, but I am desperate to discuss this with someone.

Matt, good morning to you. Good morning team. I don't like to use the word quick, I like to use the word efficient. Oh, very good, absolutely. Thank you Matt, that's very excellent. What dumb little thought has been wiggling away in your mind? Why do we use the expression, I've got to go take a dump. It's not like we're going to take it with us when we're dumb, we're leaving it behind. Oh my god. That's a hell of a good one. That's a good one.

Why do we say take a dump? We say a lot of interesting things as Australians. That's got to be an Australianism. No other culture would be saying that. I can't imagine the Spanishers saying that. Take a dump. Were you expressing that to your partner one night? Sweetheart, I've got to go take a dump and then just stopped and went What am I doing?

Wait a minute. Why do I dump? I'm leaving it. TMI, I'm a tradie so I get up pretty early and You know when you get that call early in the morning, you don't ignore it Oh absolutely. Yeah, it's always like- You know it's been on my mind within the last 20 minutes. I love that. Just taking us into your bathroom Matt Have you ever tried to use a squatty potty? No, it'll revolutionize how you take it down. It changes the angle, it changes everything. But moving forward. Sorry Jess, that's just too niche. Did you just niche Jess? I'm not in the studio today to hit my buttons.

Did I just get a lie? Sorry Jess, that's just far too niche. Thank you Maddie. That is, Maddie, you are welcome on the show anytime. I think Matt just won the call. Matty! Hey, more one, here I've got another dumb thought if you want to. Take it away. Let's become Matt's program. Go for it.

Well, I don't want to put words in Shy Guy's mouth, but he might feel the same way, but I think chickens have x-ray vision. Because every time I walk past them they go, big cock! Why is that my thing? Cause you're the chicken guy. You're the chicken guy. You're the duck guy. Yes, yeah, different bird mate. I think we've skimmed over Matt.

Yeah, is it the joke? Okay. Sorry, go again, Matt. Don't worry about why it's shy guys. It's that, sorry, okay, do it again, Matt. Do it again. I think chickens have X-ray vision because every time I walk past them they say big cock Because your chicken noise on the first one was too good so I was like the cock but now I get it big cock I see you've done there. I see you've done there. There you go. That's it. Geez, mate, he's on fire today.

He's absolutely on fire. Hit him with a gong. Thank you, good Matt. Appreciate you. Thank you. Oh, that's funny. Do you want to hear one more? Yeah. I feel like, can we keep Matt on the line, Ben? Oh, yeah.

Is Matt there? I just feel like he'd have a thought, he'd have a contribution. Sure, mate, as well. Um... See you later, Matt. That's good. Hang on. I'll tell you my friend.

He got his two cents out and he left. I've got a whiff of the call of fame. See you later, man. That's good. Hang on. I'll tell you my friend. He got his two cents out and he left. I've got a whiff of the call of fame. See you later. Something that's been playing on my mind for about a week, Ducko. The daycare that my daughter goes to, all the classrooms are named after animals. Oh yeah.

She's about to graduate to go into the hippo room. Oh yeah. So I've been thinking a lot about hippos recently. Are you annoyed that your daughter's going to the hippo room or something? Don't love it, I'll be honest with you. But that's beside the point. Body shaming. Hippo. She was a tiger and now she's a hippo.

Hippos are fast, man. Hippos are very fast and they're deadly. And that's what Angus was trying to say. He goes, don't underestimate a hippo. No, I think I'd rather face a tiger than a hippo. Well, this is the question I had for you, because when we look at creatures of similar heft and size, who do you reckon would win in a fight? A hippo or a rhino? Oh that's a tough one because a rhino has the horn. Rhino does have the horn.

But I think the hippo has the speed and the jaw. And they can go through. Why have you seen a hippo swim? It's majestic. They're so fast. That's what you're doing today. You're YouTubeing that. They are unbelievable in the water but also the ferocity. Yeah. Because now I've done a deep dive on hippos because Angus said it's actually not a bad thing. No hippos are cool and I think their bite is one of the strongest of any animal species. I think so. God I'm just thinking back to every David Attenborough documentary I've ever watched now trying to get my knowledge. I actually think a hippo might be able to take a rhino. I want to yeah I don't know if there's an answer we can get. Because I was gonna go back to the daycare and say hey is that set in stone

have you laminated the piece of paper? What you were trying to get your daughter to change from a daycare room? No no as in can we just change the hippo? Can it be a rhino? I see. Can it be lemur? Can it be something else? But I think I might be alright with hippos. Hippos are great. Because they are ferocious and should not be underestimated. Absolutely not. A rhino on land would win but a hippo in water would win. Has this been searched before? I've asked chat jp. The hippo is taking the rhino into the water and that's in his territory, his playground. Correct and the rhino is about a tonne heavier. Okay so the rhino would win outside. Oh see I thought they would be almost completely away. I never estimated rhinos, apologies to all the rhinos who listen that you just don't think

About these things so you've hit them against you really don't you remember when everyone was saying who would win a hundred gorillas? No, yeah, man one gorilla. Yeah, what about one one hit my v1, right? I'd love to see that would be a great fight wouldn't it just both deadly creatures exactly Jesus has been enlightening to How's it just you see why I wanted to keep Matt on the line? I would have thought he had a great if you would have he's driving thinking, jeez I went for the take a dump one. This was brilliant. I hung up on this one. Jess and Daco. Bit of a unique show today. Jess and Daco HQ is no longer in the studio.

We are in front of a fireplace in the beautiful Chateau Alain in Villa No. 9. And we'll get to how I've absolutely decimated Villa No. 9. Yeah, Villa No. 9 doesn't look good. Let's be good. I don't know if we'll ever be invited back. Unintentional, of course, Ducco, but the hospitality they've shown us, I have not shown back. It's been fantastic. It has been fantastic, but there's been some hiccups.

Watching you fall apart over the day was one of the greatest joys I've had. I've told you multiple times that my husband is to blame in his competence, in his ability. I, as an adult woman, 34 years old, have regressed. Yes. I am not able to stand on my own two feet and I am embarrassed.

I am embarrassed. But, but we can have our little therapy session later. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we have guests. We do have guests in the room. They actually came. Pull it together. Pull it together, sorry. Because we played golf yesterday.

We were at the driving range. We all got our tips. we had some wines and had a beautiful was it a three course dinner last night absolutely it was and then some and then some matching wines it felt like a wedding was that nice it's so funny I've rolled into sort of the cocktail hour yeah and all these beautiful trees wrapped in fairy lights people looking their finest and you go, what? This is a silly little radio show. I know, it's crazy.

That genuinely, genuinely people were coming up going, thank you so much for this experience. I was like, well, no, thank you because we don't put these things on without Rice Cookers joining us. 100%. So we're so lucky and privileged. It was also seven degrees and Chargo didn't bring a jumper. I had to give him my jacket, which was another classic, speaking of not being able to take care of yourself.

Great segue, Chago. You just want to have hard nipples, that's what you want. I love that. It's hot, man. It's hot. But speaking of a great segue, because two other ladies rolled in dressed in their finest. Sans, Eni, jacket, jumper, beanie, their tootsens were out and they hail from a little place called Ingalem.

So this weather to them is absolutely nothing. Couldn't believe it. They've been in Australia for a year and a half, apparently maybe still on England time because they are up at the crack of dawn like us. We've got Molly and Bec in the room. Taddy and Ellie. Knocked on the door at 2 past 6. Bec, good morning. Good morning. From a rice cookers perspective, How did you find the day yesterday? Amazing had the best time. Yeah, you guys and how would you go hitting the golf balls? So I saw you hitting a few Molly's better at it than I am I had a go but she's more of a pro than me

Can you confirm or deny Molly's grandpa quite the golfer? Yeah, shout out to Michael Shout out to Michael Michael's listening from the UK right now. God bless him I had a little faux pas yesterday because Molly smacked a hell of a shot and then looked to the heavens and went for you grandad and I went oh, valet and she went oh no no I just was. He's alive. I'm pointing to England. England's that way. I'm pointing the general direction of England. But so good, Bec you've been in Australia 18 months, you've travelled around, based

in Port Macquarie now. On a scale of 1 to 10 in the things you've done in Australia so far, where does the Jess and Ducko's wedding of the baby's head rank? Pretty high up. Yeah, it's got to be up there. And you gave us great pictures as well. You guys made some amazing art. Yeah, some art for our babies.

Yeah, well, for us very much like a baby shower or wet the baby's head, you've got to bring a gift. Oh, well, I mean, yeah, thank you. My kind of girls. Can you tell that to the other 39ers? No, but you're an artist or you both are artistic? Yeah. So I have like a little side kind of business of artwork. Give it a plug, come on, go for it

RW artwork RW artwork, it's beautiful I'm gonna put it in the nursery for Florence Straight back at you though, Lucia's got one as well I know and this is the thing, it's for, this event was built around Florence the nine week old US rice cooker Lucia's getting presents too, unbelievable I know, there you go, only one grouper have with it though And I don't know if you did this intentionally, is mine has a giraffe on it, a tall animal

Are we, are we just mucking with the height thing now was that was that so she can hopefully achieve tall heights she's already up to your waist maybe it's just me being triggered was that thought about or is it just a beautiful animal? It's a little bit of a shorter giraffe. It's the short giraffe that could. Even giraffes can come in all shapes and they're all beautiful they are all beautiful. They are all beautiful Oh, fantastic. You did such a great job. So thank you so much. Thanks for being here. Nice and early with us guys Would you like to put the call out for alpha bucks? Yes, you can say call 13 1060

If you're gonna play alpha bucks for $10,000, are you up for the challenge? We're putting the call out to other people. So say, Hi, my name's Bec. And if you want to win $10,000 call 13 10 60 now. Yeah. Yeah, go. Now you've got to fly. Come on. Can you write it down? Hi, my name's Bec. Hi, my name's Bec.

And live from wet the baby's head. And live from wet the baby's head. If you want to win $10,000. If you want to win $10,000. And you want you want to win ten thousand dollars and you want to have a really good time and you have a really good time and you like the color red like the color red call 131060 now call 131060 now 30 seconds, 10 questions all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Cannot use the same answer twice and if you're unsure of the question just say pass, we'll come back of course. If there is time, we are playing for $10,000. We're doing it live

here from the Chateau Alarm but we're still playing with one of the rice cookers on the line who happens to be Brayden. Good morning Brayden. Morning mate, how you going? Brayden, I mean what a silly question. The boy could not be better. Confirm or deny? It's been a great 24 hours Brayden, a fantastic 24 hours. We're broadcasting live from a golf resort Brayden. I mean we're living the absolute dream. Someone's gotta do it. Someone's gotta do it.

Tough game. That's it, Braden. Anyway, how'd the other half live, hey? How'd the other half broadcast? You've got the chance to win $10,000 right now, my friend. How would you spend the money? I'd take the family away and go camping in the new caravan I just brought. Yeah, that's nice. So we bought the caravan, but now $10,000 gets to take us away. Yeah, it just needs some money to be able to have some time off to take it away. Yeah, that's nice. So we bought the caravan but now $10,000 gets to take us away.

Yeah, it just needs some money to be able to have some time off to take it away. Yeah, that's it. Okay. Cause caravans aren't cheap themselves. Exactly. Let alone now you're fitting it with food and all the things for a whole family. Okay. Alright, Braden, one thing stands between you and this family getaway. It is the letter F. F for fantastic family holiday okay. Yep. Now Braden I will take this time to say to you do not say a four-letter word starting with F you know the one if we do have that question we have to dump you you're disqualified okay. No worries. Okay. Great.

All right Braden he's locked in and your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter F, we need you to name a brand. Ferrari. An instrument. Bus. A fabric. Bus. An Italian food. Fettuccine.

A female singer. Bergy. Something smelly. Farts. A cartoon singer. A vergy. Something smelly. Farts. A cartoon character. A bus. A verb. A finch.

An animal. A frog. A fruit. Hey look, not the worst effort there, Braden. We've got ourselves four with a question mark over one We'll go through them instrument. Shaggy's favorite the fiddle and you can never forget the fiddle Okay, can't you just see him playing a fiddle Could have also been used for a verb

That's Shaggy's other favorite Which I've just realized I think Braden heard bird Oh That's why he said fish I was wondering why he said fish, I wanted to get into it it. That's an incredible... I'm going to give you that. Just because it's a great answer. So we'll say you got five. A fabric could have been felt. A cartoon character. Fred Flintstone.

The verb we're looking for fall. But you know Finch is why not. An animal. Fox. Or the Finch I guess. And a fruit could have been a fig. But look. Hey. You don't get the money but you don't go away empty handed. $100 of fuel to spend. All thanks to the legends at O'Brien. Cheers guys. Jess and Ducco. You don't get the money, but you don't go away empty-handed. $100 of fuel to spend, all thanks to the legends at O'Brien. Cheers guys.

Jess and Ducco. Superior ability breeds superior ambition. What's the superior? What's the superior? It's been nice to get the rice cookers on for a definitive ranking of the superior insert category. Yes. Look not happy with some of the results we've landed on this week. Yeah, the chips one was eye-opening.

Grain waves. And then burger rings which I don't mind but grain waves rogue. Yeah unbelievable scene so we just don't know which way this is gonna go. No and I don't know how this came up yesterday we were discussing I went to the butcher on state of origin night to get some pre-made parmies. I was concerned because I grew up in a house my mum's doing everything from scratch never bought the pre-done ones and you said Oh great. They were fantastic. And it went a nice shallow fry

Yes, there you go. And then Babs came on and said would you say you really like the smell of butchers? Yeah, I really like the smell of the butchers. And because your sister famously has some I think it's a whole it's a whole family thing Yeah, just loving the butcher. Must be. She used to lick the butcher's paper. Yeah, well not the butcher's paper. We used to get a free frankfurt when we went to our butcher. She's licking the glass. She's licking the glass. I said I don't mind the smell of a butcher either. Which is just if we break it down it's carcasses of dead animals. But it's also like I kind of like the smell of petrol too so it's like you know I'm not endorsing that but it's just one of those things that we like weird things. You're not out there sniffing it.

No, no, no. But when you're motoring past, when you're filling up yourself, that's it. And you know what? Who are we to judge? Exactly. Oh, we might comment about it if that wins like yesterday's Grainwaves. Yeah. But we'd like to open the phones now.

13, 10, 60. What's the superior smell? And hey, the weirder the better. Yeah. Open our eyes. I've never breathed deeply in a butcher. And and I tell you what I'm doing this weekend. Oh go in and whiff that in. I'm going to a butcher and properly taking it in. It's delicious. But yeah 131060 superior smell, mine obviously butcher. My second one, wood chips. Wood chips. Not around wood chips too often but when I am Jess, my goodness I love that smell. I was gonna say the only place I'm really seeing a lot of wood chips these days is the underneath swings at playgrounds. Oh yeah, different kind, never dirty. I'm talking like freshly shaved, you know what I mean?

I love it. Around the tradies. Shout out to all my tradies this morning. You would have loved. Never used a saw in my life. You would have loved. Strained the ligaments in your hand from playing too much golf yesterday. Can I just quote the duck man, I brought Voltaren, I knew this would happen. I knew I'd make too many swings. Morgan said to me before I left the house, do not hit too many golf balls. I was like, you can't control me. We're all making fun of you pulling out your golf glove. It was all just a little too serious. If you're like, I don't want to get blisters, what about your ligaments brother? What about your ligaments? It's not about my ligaments.

No, it's about your smells. Yeah, what do you like? Wood chips. I, yeah, and this is, who am I to judge? I love hugging an old lady. Oh, that's right. I've told you that before, brother. That's so right. And I think, I think it's a combination of what?

Potpourri, old lady perfume. I don't like the smell of old lady. Imperial leather soap. Yeah. I lost my nan many years ago, but I just think something about it feels safe Yeah, feels like home. I see you going just hug old ladies in the street I do just take a minute. Old ladies are so willing Is it is it a bit weird to sniff an old lady straight up? Um look when you nuzzle into their neck and breathe deeply I've had a had a few nones go

What are you doing? What are you doing? Cuz there was that old lady used to take shopping out of the Goodwill and she famously cancelled on you. Peggy bailed on you. My 97 year old. Oh, she might be dead. She could be. It's been a couple of years. Okay, this isn't funny. Yeah. But I actually. Okay, don't start with that. This isn't funny. So she cancelled on me, said COVID, you know, I don't need you anymore. Or the daughter's going to whatever.

But the daughter's 75. She was 97. I was like, do she need a sister? I can try you both. But anyway, once everything had calmed down, I said, Hey, could I start up again with Peggy? And they were like, no, no, she's going to keep doing it with the daughter with the daughter. But I was like, but I liked having a grandma in my life. Like, can I have another surrogate grandma? And they went, you will see. Oh never called me back. Oh Peggy's complaining about you for sure. At charity. Because you're smelling her in the supermarket.

A volunteer organisation did not want me back. Oh that's so funny. That is so, so mean slash devastating. There's so much to unpack in that. I actually tried to invite her to our wedding and Angus was like no. I said but you have a grandma and I can't. She's been one of your 180 closest that you had there. Your nearest and dearest, obviously.

Yeah. She's like, I don't like this girl who sniffs me near the apples in Woolies. I'm not going. Peggy, I'll come and get you and take you to my own wedding. No, thanks. I love it. 131060, you know. Superior Smells, what we're going with.

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Jess and Ducko. Superior ability breeds superior ambition. What's the superior? What's the superior? We've been doing it all week, putting the call out to the rice cookers to help us answer definitively, what is the superior? Insert category. Yes. Very upsetting yesterday, Grain Waves is allegedly the superior chip.

That was very upsetting. I thought I knew the rice cookers until that point. I mean Shigar was already tall but he grew about two inches because that was his original nomination. Yeah, yeah. And Sexy Voice Nick. Sexy Voice Nick. Backed him up around this time yesterday, but in a reveal after the show yesterday, Babs said, I love to deep breathe at the butcher. Yeah, and then I realised I do too. You concurred. We like butchers.

I like to nuzzle into an old lady and breathe. We've also worked out that they got you kicked out of mining all ladies in a charity. So that, you know, it happens. I think it's the Imperial Leather Soap. Which I could just go buy myself. You probably could, yeah. Probably flare up me eczema though, it's a whole thing.

But anyway, so we need to put to the rice cookers. 13, 10, 60, what is the superior smell? We go to Mel, good Yeah, yeah. Probably flare up my eczema though. It's a whole thing. But anyway, so we need to put to the rice cookers. 13 10 60. What is the superior smell? We got a Mel. Good morning, Mel. Good morning. Happy Friday. Happy Friday to you, darling.

What is the superior smell? I don't know what it is, but it's Subway. Oh, yes. Oh, it's the freshly baked bread. It's that yeasty. And you can smell it from shops away. You can, can't you? It's honestly one of the greatest marketing toys. Couldn't agree more. I wonder if they actually pump their vents out onto the street.

Because you walk past, you don't even feel like a sub. Do I want a six inch? I've heard it's a thing as well Mel. No, you've got to go foot long. Foot long? When people are selling a home, people like will bake bread or freshly baked cookies because that feeling of I need this and I need to be around this. Yeah, that's a great one Mel. Great nomination. Thank you Mel.

We go to Amanda on 131060. Amanda, good morning. What is the superior smell? Good morning. Mine is a cattle truck. I love the smell of cow poop. No way. Okay, so you've just taken it a step beyond the butcher.

You're going live, cow. But the manure, Amanda. Pardon? Yep, the manure. The poo's getting in. You're a big fan. That's interesting. I mean, I can think of cow poo and horse poo

freshly smelled, but it doesn't get me going. Absolutely not. Was this something from a young age? It was slightly different. Oh, they oh they're different sorry the cow and the horse are different don't you dare put them in a cell. So you don't like horse but you love a bit of cow yes I do my grandfather used to work and it reminds me of him whenever I smell a cattle truck. It's linked to a memory. There you go. Alright, thank you Amanda.

Well that, I'll be surprised if that gets another vote. Yeah, Mel will be. To land as the superior smell. That'd be up there with old ladies for me, but we'll go to Mel and see. Mel- Shut up, pig of a cacophony. Hi. Hi, Mel.

Hi, how are you going? Great, thanks. I reckon it has to be puppy's paws. Oh, yes. Yes. Can I add in the ears as well? They just have that smell. The paws and the ears.

Apparently the paws, they smell like Doritos. Yes. Yeah, yeah, but like a nicer softer. It's kind of like Doritos and popcorn. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. That is a good one.

That is not, I always smell my dog's paws. Couldn't agree more. And my, um, Gianna doesn't like his little paws touched, so you just have to get in, sans hands and just lean in with your nose. Oh, brilliant Mella, thank you. Uh, we go to Charlotte on 131060, Superior Smell from you, Charlotte. Hi, um, I would say the Superior Smell would have to be, um, any Crown Casino that you go to here in Australia. It is

absolutely divine. The actual scent that they pump through the vents is just... It's the smell of regret and desperation. That's what I was gonna say, can you really whittle it down for me? Because nothing's coming to mind. I lost everything. It smells like... It just smells like, you know, success. I see. I see. You're getting success. Not the ones I've been to.

This is reeking of Charlotte. Had a big win on the rule-way table once and has the positive association. Exactly. Yes. I love it. Thank you, Charlotte. This has been so rogue and none similar, but it's, you know, this is what it is. You know what's winning at the moment?

The butcher. Because you and Babs have got the two votes. Angela, which means we go to you to wrap it up on 1310 60 superior smell Hi guys, I'm the inside of a temp in bowling ball I've never smelt it Angela You bring the ball all the way up to your nose and try and get it into one of the little grippy finger holes No, so when your balls are getting drilled, the smell that comes from that, so it smells like heaven. Can you say that again? Yeah, I'm gonna need that

one more time. When what? When your balls are getting drilled. Ah yeah, freshly drilled. Yeah, the smell just emanates from it and it smells like heaven. And are you a professional bowler? Because I've never been around a 10-pin bowl. Yeah, I've never heard the term when your balls are getting drilled. I used to be. Oh there you go. Wow so you had fresh drilling of the holes. That would be so weird it's just a hunk. What is inside the bowling ball? Great question. It's like a urethane type material but yeah of course. I was thinking between urethane or plasticine but urethane is what we've gone for there. Wow. I feel like I haven't lived. I've had some experiences, Dukkho.

I've bungee jumped. I've been in a hot air balloon. I've done all these things. I've not been around. I'm going to take Angela's word. An undrilled bowling ball. To have a sniff. An undrilled bowling ball is like a zebra without stripes.

Oh my god. It's just naked. You pay to see it. You pay to see it. Jess and Dukkho. We are broadcasting live from the. You would pay to see it. Jess and Ducco. We are broadcasting live from the Chateau Alarm for the wedding of my baby's head. Lots of wines yesterday, playing a bit of golf which was great and then a beautiful dinner last night.

I thought we were going to unpack the day a bit but you guys have started filming me and everyone's getting really weird and you've got some surprise secret thing for me and I want to know what it is. I'm nervous you're using the word surprise because surprise has positive connotation and um. Shaggo's looking at the door, you've been going out. Babs is eating hash browns. What's happening? There's been a deception.

There's been an affair of sorts. There's been cheating and there's been things going on behind the duck man's back which I just feel they've gone on long enough. There's someone on the line, Dukko. Do you need to do something to get them on? Do you want me to say who they are? I don't know if this is like a surprise. What I'd like for them is to join us on the air now because for the past five to six weeks,

Dukko, as I said, cheating has been going on and a fair, illicit, indecent, wrong, wrong on many levels. No, you're the innocent victim. But this person who joins the show this morning, I just want to see when you hear their voice, firstly if you can identify them and then maybe articulate what your thoughts and your feelings are knowing that they've gone behind your back and has been seeing me for the past five, six weeks. Good morning Anonymous.

Good morning, S.E.O. We're a little bit breaky up there. Can you take two steps to the left my friend? It sounds like a robot Oh, no, no. Oh, no, it sounds like Babs. What do we do? It sounds bad We need we need it sounds like bad signal on his part. Yeah, they're part whoever this is Oh dear oh dear. Oh no, is this going to ruin everything for you guys? Not really, I just wanted them to front up. Are we there guys?

That's better, that's good, that's good, there we go. Hello team, how are we going? Who is this? So Dukko, for the past, actually this might give it away, Anonymous, where are you calling from this morning? Dukko's second home. Where's your second, Dukko's second home. Where's your second home, Dukko? The golf course?

Shortland Waters? Yeah. Do you know who that is? Is that Mitch? Hello buddy. How are you going, mate? Who is Mitch to you? Mitch is my good friend slash golf pro.

Actually, I'd call Mitch my golf coach. I've got one of those. He's my caddy. So, yeah. Mitch, you sounded very different on the phone, by the way. Okay, there you go. Fair enough. Yeah, I'm with you. So, yeah. Mitchy sounded very different on the phone by the way. Okay, thank you. Fair enough. Yeah, I'm with you.

Yeah, Mitchy. Bad line. Bad line. Bad line. So, have you been seeing... So Mitch, for the past five, six weeks, do you want to tell Ducko the affair that you and I have been having behind his back? Well, it's been a good time.

Been a good time. We've had just a few sneaky lessons. That's so funny. It's been a good time, we've had Jess a few sneaky lessons. That's so funny. She really wanted to show you off on the driving range yesterday. That is so funny. She wanted to beat you at your own game. So when we landed on this event, Duggo, and we were working on, oh we're at a golf resort, we can do an element of golf.

I had this idea. You both can keep this from happening. Can I learn how to play golf or at least drive the ball, smack it something impressive to knock Ducko's socks off and give him the impression, oh, well, like this game's hard. This game you've been training for five years. That is peak you. Oh, well, like this game's hard. Yeah. This game you've been training for five years. He could not have been a better sport. Mitch, you were so kind carving out two lessons a week for the past five weeks. Normally Mitch is a really good coach.

This is the thing. And Mitch, this is why I wanted Mitch on the line because, and I messaged Mitch straight away, I was not able to exit. It's hard golf, isn't it? I think I got one decent shot. I hit one alright one, but your reaction, I thought I'm going to get it. Cause I was behind you. You were on the floor.

Is that why you guys were filming me film you? Correct. Everyone was around you. Correct. Okay, so Mitch, one of the hardest things about hitting golf balls you know is when people watch you. Thank you. Just out of about 25 people and cameras on her. Now that's what, so Mitch can you please explain the one element we did not train for? The one element was pressure. We just didn't get to the pressure. And if Mitch tells you what my worst attribute is, Mitch you want to tell Jess what I'm really bad at at golf? Standing on the 12th tee at Shortland hitting in front of a crowd. That's me, pressure baby. Well me too brother.

It's hard isn't it? Mitch honestly can you give Ducco because I wasn't able to show him in action yesterday. Granted I did get a couple of good ones but my vision was I'm gonna pick up the club all wonky and go, how do you hold this thing and then drive it into the horizon. Unfortunately, my first swing, I collected all the air, the ball fell completely. Which is what the novice would do. But it genuinely was, oh my God, 25 people are watching. Yeah, it hurts.

It's scary. We got to take over Ripit Golf, amazing golf simulator. That's why there's a Ripit. I was like, why is there a Ripit visor here? They put us in a back corner simulator away from shining eyes. Shut up. Have we got footage of this? Yes, I've documented the whole journey. Oh my god, I cannot wait to see this. And that's why I wanted to get Mitch on because can you just say how actually good I am with no one watching? Look, the video footage is there, so we have evidence. Okay. Jess did really well. She is definitely a, you know,

five lessons in, I feel a lot more natural than you ever were after five lessons. But I also, and Mitch identified it, I started from nothing. So Mitch was able to mold me as a ball of clay, as unformed clay. He is, I've got to say, he's an unbelievable coach. I'm showing some friends, there was a few key people who did know this journey, who are golfers, who literally went, jeez, you look pretty good. So yesterday, you just capitulated with the pressure. Yes. And I am so...

That's the hardest part about golf, because when other people watch you, you can do it in your back room, in your living room, you can do it in your coach. And Mitch and I, you know, the comradery, he's just such a top guy. camaraderie here I do feel a bit dirty that you've been seeing Mitch behind my back and Mitch you have never told me. Because Mitch came in one day we had a lesson at midday and he goes I saw Ducco this morning. Oh no no I'd seen him in the morning and he saw you in the Arvo and literally said I've had a lesson this morning it was me. Oh that's so crap and I haven't asked Mitch any lessons. You dirty dogs. I don't want to say she let you down yesterday, but I didn't notice. But you did hit the ball, you went fine. You know what Mitch, and I did text Mitch straight away, so we actually went up onto the driving range about 25 minutes earlier, me and two rice cookers, one who had a hip replacement. That's why you did it. Well, no, genuinely we were like, oh, let's get him up easier. And then we were just way too early.

Yeah, right. But he was like, oh, do you want to have a swing? And I was like, oh, yeah, how do you do it? I hit the best shot. Oh, it's always the way, isn't it? And he literally went, bullshit, you've picked up a club before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He knew.

He saw the skit. I just couldn't do it. So even yesterday, right, for example, Mitch got dialled in by the end, obviously. But at the start, I picked up my first ball and I think I hit the ground that's where I hurt my wrist. Because there was 40 people watching me like, oh Dukkow loves golf and I was like shaking. You're playing golf, do you have the bug? Are we going to go smack 9 together? Do you know what the issue is? I'm going to need Mitch there every time we do go smack 9. I literally need him to stand there and you'll love this. This was his takeaway.

So this was going through my head as I line up the goal. These were like the 17 things Mitch told me to think about. There's a million in golf. But the things were, you know, your posture, lining up in the right way, the grip on the club, the face of the club, the tempo of the club, the power of the club. But at one point Mitch went, you know what, just take it all away. Be more athletic and don't be so deliberate. And I went, that's what I had chanting in my mind. Be more athletic. Don't be so deliberate.

And don't be so, you know what mine is? You know what mine is, the bitch gives me? Be tall. Well Mitch, I can't thank you enough. I'm going to splash Mitch's details everywhere. If you would like to pick up this game, do not take my example of choking with... I'm glad you choke because now you know how it feels to golf. Truly. But the dopamine here, when you do hit and connect. Do you know what? Actually what I was going to get Shigar to bring in just now, Mitch even gave me his driver. Cause he went, this is the one you've been training on.

He doesn't use it so. But I panicked. He's gonna notice it's purple. It's glitzy. Anyway, Mitch. I feel dirty Mitch, you've been cheating on me. We'll discuss this. Mitch and I are going for dinner. I enjoyed every bit of it. Thanks T. 30 seconds, 10 questions. All starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer.

Cannot use the same answer twice. If you're unsure of the question, say pass. We come back of course. If there is time, we are playing for $10,000. And of course Jess and I are broadcasting live in front of the fireplace here in Jess's room. One of the things that we're doing is we're going to be playing for $10,000. We're going to be playing for $10,000.

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We're going to be playing for $10,000. We're going to be playing for $10,000. We're going to be playing for $10,000. We're going to be playing for $10,000. We're going to be playing for $10,000. We're going to be playing for $10, course if there is time we are playing for ten thousand dollars and of course Jess and I are broadcasting live in front of the fireplace here in Jess's room one of the villas of the beautiful Chateau Alarm which we'll get to how poorly I've treated this room in the past 12 hours. I don't think your credit card is going to get a rinsing I don't think you're getting your bond back. Hey so the guy who just spilled black coffee all over my carpet. Not my room. I know I've trashed the room, but it don't make it worse. Anyway, we're going to play Valflux.

We do. So we go to Jade. Good morning, Jade. Good morning. Hey Jade, if you win the $10,000, can you give me a couple grand so I can pay off the bill that I've racked up here? Oh my goodness, yes. Oh, you're so kind.

Not even a couple hundred. You're so kind. Okay. Alright. What do you actually want to spend the money on, doll? You're so kind. Not even a couple of hundred. You're so kind. Okay. All right. What do you actually want to spend the money on, doll? My birthday is coming up and my daughter's is two days after, so it's her birthday month and I need some money for that and just the leftover might do the same by covering bills

as well. Love that. I love that. A little bit of joy, a little bit of responsibility. Yep. Very good. Well, the letter you're going gonna be working with today, Jade, don't freak out when you hear it.

It's towards the back end of the alphabet. It's V. Ooh. V for victorious. Yep. Which Jade will be in 30 seconds time. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. You ready to rock?

Oh yeah. Okay. Your time will start after the first question. Here we go. Starting with the letter V. We need you to name a movie. Victorious. A type of diet. Vegan.

An Aussie singer. Pass. A medicine. Ventilin. A girl's name. Vicky. An occupation. Veterinarian. Vicky. An occupation. Veterinarian.

A planet. Venus. Something good for you. Vegetables. A condiment. Viengah. An international city. Vietnam.

Oh, country, country, country. But look, we got ourselves eight anyway because we missed and I didn't know a movie do you say victorious? I don't know if that was a thing. I know it's a show. I don't think it is. I don't think Babs is saying no. So you could have had Van Helsing Valentine's Day, V for Vendetta And Ozzy Singer is the only one you missed out on apart from that Vance Joy Or Vanessa Amorosi Oh Vanessa! advanced joy or Vanessa Amorosi. Look okay you don't go away with the cash we need to get $100 of fuel thanks to the legends at O'Brien alright Jade? Awesome that's so great I appreciate that. Thanks Jade happy birthday to you when it comes around and to

your little one. Thank you. Thanks Joel. Now any more surprise that I've just been worked out you've just gone on a six week two times a week golf journey with my golf coach and capitulated I Was having an affair behind your back with your golf coach it does feel we're going for dinner Yeah, would you like to come we're fully mates now? I don't want to talk about golf. I'm embarrassed I know that was the only deception going on behind your back good. So Nick can we unpack Jess's room? Yeah, we need the only deception going on behind your back. Good. So next, can we unpack Jess's room? Yeah, we can.

We need to unpack everything going on that happened with her yesterday. It's not been... Hey man, this party wasn't for me. Yeah, yeah. But it's certainly not been my day. It has not been my day. Friday, still draw that call of fame. 500 bucks a spend with LSKD.

But right now, we're looking at a beautiful fireplace with our team in matching dressing gowns, a few rice cookers in the room. It's really nice to have you guys here. Thanks for coming up early. Yeah, yeah. And then thank you! Thank you! There's two I believe next door that are making some very interesting sounds. That's right. I think you're saying making some interesting love. Yeah, well, that too. Short, short, interesting sounds.

Do you reckon they have us on the listener app? Can you hear? You guys streaming in in there? We're not joking about that. But, but yesterday it was obviously winning the baby's head for flow. We're here for my daughter, which I kept forgetting. That's right. It was a beautiful day. You guys put on a fantastic day at the driving range. Seeing all our rice cookers and you guys up there learning how to hit golf balls and play

golf while we're drinking wine was very special. Oh my God. And we, we're so lucky to do what we do to have this amazing group around us. The vibes could not have been higher. But we were steadily drinking all day. So there was wines and we were mixing white with red. I was having some beers in there. Shaga had a gin and tonic.

I mean the man was frisky. The man was not seen. I was not frisky. The man was not. Are you the one next door? The man was not seen. I was not frisky. The man was not. Are you the one next door? The man was not seen with an empty glass in his hand. He's going, people kept topping me up. Okay, mate.

You can say no thank you. You've got a bit of bonding. Absolutely. But are you accrediting the lubrication to maybe the issues that arose later in the evening? Well we know that you do struggle without Angus. You're very codependent. But as you got more progressively more and more intoxicated, I did notice there was sliding under a table going on, a bit of sliding under table, and Sjago was there patiently trying

to be like, stop doing that. I was like, stop, stop it now. People are watching. Sjago told me, at one point Sjago, I was wearing a shirt. He was damage control. He's like, this isn't good. Can I say what happened on the dance floor? You can.

Jess's boob flopped out. It did. I was there. I was like this isn't good. Can I just say what happened on the dance floor? Jess's boob flopped out. It did. I was there. I was like can you cover that? So the boob flopped out and I was like cause obviously Jess and I have done a few events drinking before but I reckon that was like I always don't get me wrong I was having fun too. But I reckon that was the uh. Do you know what my issue was? I was like nope everyone saw it.

No one saw that right? I was like well. They're not that big to fall out of a shirt. Which is impressive. It was a leather shirt. The fact that it did. Do you wanna know something as well? I actually didn't have that much, but I get so carried away.

Yeah, the energy. I get so carried away with the energy and the music. You were 100 miles yesterday. And when I Will Survive comes on, you can't hold me or me titties back. But yeah, the sliding under the table, who can be bothered walking all the way around? Yeah, why not? Anyway, we do all that, Jess then does a famous smoke bomb, which I pull her off doing in

front of everyone, then she smoke bombs, comes back to the room. I don't want to do the ethnic thing that my mum does. I'm going to leave half an hour later, you're still hanging around saying goodbye, you're getting more conversations. It's easier just to leave. Ducko pulls me, hey, hey! Where are you going? I'm like, please, I just wanted to go back to this beautiful villa that we've been beautifully put up in.

The fireplace, there's a bath. And have a bath. You know, I've done a 180 on baths. I thought it's been a big day. My voice is already cooked. We had to get up to do the show. A bath. I'll take it from here. Now a big part about bathing is turning the bath on properly. Now Jess had a bath with jets in it and then sends me, Babs and Shy Guy a text. She turns the bath on. The bath is maybe a quarter filled, not above the jets. Then turns the jets on. Sorry, is that freaking common knowledge? Yes! You wait for it to be full.

You wait for it to be full then you turn the jets on. No one has taught me that. I grew up with a spa bath. Playmangus. I think I will. And so then the jets are flowing water all through her room. They're basically sucking in the water because you had that part. Sorry, now this is what I want to get into now, the mechanics. Because yes, there is vision. I can put it on the insta-

Oh, will that be bad for a show? Whatever. They fixed it. To be fair, I had to get three people in to help me so they know what happened. We get a text from Jess saying like, I flooded my bathroom, she's hiding behind the door while filming like if she leaves the room and hides it'll get better. Do you know what? Because the jet spraying out this water was spraying up. It was like at a car wash. Yeah it was. It was. And then Babs is zooming in on the video like, hey Jess, do you want

me to come to your room and help you? No, no, no. Can we just, no, no. I send this video, oh my God, my bathroom's flooded. Babs goes, you turned the jets on early. Well, thank you, Sherlock. Thank you so much for helping me identify. And then she's zooming in on it to try and get you to help. And then all of a sudden, we hear Jess gets three people

from reception come, they come and they have to clean up your flooded bathroom. And then we have- Not only, so they put me on hold because I said, how do I turn the jets off? I was nervous if I pressed the same button. I was elongating the time. You know, maybe I thought it's a two minute time.

I press it again, it'll go for four. So I didn't press it again. But I called and she said, hang on, I'll just confirm. She put me on hold. I started crying. I called Nick in promotions. He was actually- I did not know she started crying. I didn't know you I started crying I called Nick in promotions he was actually not know she started crying yeah yeah I was literally in the villa next door just yeah no I didn't want to I didn't want you to see me no I just I'd already told you so you but um my

issue is boys which I only realized after reflecting I still had the tap running so I still had the tap running. So I quickly put my robe on and then go, oh, the tap's still running. So I dove into the bath to pull the plug out. It was a hundred miles an hour. We are never getting invited back to Shatel alone. All my stuff is soaked. Yeah, we came in, there's towels all through. Because we're broadcasting from you. There's towels everywhere. She brought the lovely lady Michaela at, what was it, 10 o'clock. She brought 15 towels. And they were all just stressy. And then I come in this morning and you broke your fireplace. And there's another guy in here trying to fix it. And he says to him, the great line is I hear him go, now there's a manual when you come into your room that you can read about how to turn things on and off and just like oh

Yeah, normally Angus does that to be fair after the Knowledge of baths. I was not going to assume any knowledge Fireplace Man my socks are all wet too. Well I went to pull the hairdryer out to dry the carpet but it was wet from having been sprayed by the Jess. I thought a wet electrical appliance does not feel safe. We're not going to use it. That was sort of at the end of the night. We all then went to bed. Jess is crying calling Nick to whatever she does.

Obviously got to bed by midnight. Wake up this morning to a text saying, my voice is gone. I think I broke my finger and my bathroom is flooded. I was like, let's make some radio, baby. Do you know what's so funny? I was waiting for someone to go, all right, we're moving to Ducco's room. This was always plan A. Yeah, no, I wanted to come here and just see the carnage. Yeah. Oh, man. But yeah, my finger. Yeah, anyway, on a mission. Thank to Florence. To Florence. It's Sabrina Carpenter now. It's man child. Thank you to the Chateau Alain.

I'm so happy to be here. We're never coming back. I'm sorry. Jess and Ducko. We are coming live from the beautiful Chateau Alain here in the Hunter Valley. We've had a great 24 hours with the Rice Cookers who've come to join me in celebrating Wedding My Child's Head. And it was one of those things, Ducko.

It was like, do we throw another long lunch? Do we put it out there for a lovely three-course meal somewhere? Ah, what else can we do? We want to take the show big on the road. And jeez, we've taken it to the upper echelons with overnight accommodation, buffet breakfast, wine tastings, a session with a golf pro on the driving range. Richard, wasn't he having fun? Wasn't he having a good time?

He was good, old Rich. Because I'll be honest with you, Ducko. When I judged a book by its cover, I thought, uh-oh, we've got a serious golfer here and I would argue that 80% of our attendees were not here for the golf. They were here for the fight. I would say 85. Yeah, there was a few of the lads that came. Fewer of the lads.

Brother in clubs. But, God, Richard, he just read the room. He read the 85. Yeah, there was a few. There was a few of the lads that came. Fewer the lads. Brotherhood and clubs. But, God, Richard, he just read the room. He read the room. He did what he needed to do. But I do want to talk about that 10, 15% who were here for the golf. Yeah, there was a few of us. I actually genuinely forgot that I was at an event for work and I just started playing

golf and I was like, oh, I've got to go and talk to people. Was there one where you go, I haven't said hello or I haven't, who's that guy over there? Oh, truly. I realised you were working overtime and trying to go babs and talking to people. I was just hitting golf balls and then talking to some people about golf. And then Richard started me going into a deep dive about the swing. Even we had some amazing local winemakers join us, Elborne and Leo Gay. Didn't one of the Leo Gay guys give you crap? He goes, you haven't said hello to me.

I had about six shots of wine straight out of all his glasses and the drinks were flowing. It was fantastic. A lot of swing loop, and the drinks were flowing. It was fantastic. A lot of swing loop, which I think was required. It definitely needed it. But the one thing that did tie you and I'm going to say the four other blokes who were keen on the golf was not just bringing your own golf clubs, which they were provided by Chateau-Ylan. Why were you bringing your own clubs?

It's like driving someone else's car. You just can't do it. Well, what about borrowing someone else's glove because that was an accessory I did not expect to see I whipped out the golf club and then you do that for grip for his strength No blisters, but I was like do I do it? I'm gonna be a wanker and I saw some other people do it I was like, ah, I'll whip it out and the middle I whipped it out you three Because we know the sport guy and you lean all the way in, but

the glove for some reason, it took her too far. I'm like, okay, bro, no. We get it, mate. We get it, mate. Yeah, yeah. Happy Gilmore over here with his glove. But I just love what you said. It's to avoid blisters.

Like it's the most gentle thing. Yeah, truly. Yeah, truly. Yeah, we needed it. Fernando, he had a glove on. He had a glove. we're getting the nod. You're the same. We speak to Knights legend, NRL superstar, Adam Elliott. They don't wear helmets. They

don't wear boxes. They don't wear gloves. And we've got little golf, the most gentlemanly in sports. I know. We need glove. We need this. We need that. It was so funny. But we were on though. I was giving Babs some tips. She was getting very frustrated. And I was throwing you Babs some tips over there hitting a few balls. Were you taking out your frustration on the ball Babs or was it just more into the turf? Into the turf.

No you were going okay and I was giving Shigar, trying to give Shigar some tips, he was very rigid though Shigar. Yes. Trying to sort of relax him and move him. I can't work out if I was left or right handed. Yeah he was standing left handed, holding his hands right handed. I was like, which way are you? Every time I picked up was a right, I was like, I'm going to just hit with this. And then you hit it better than that.

It was very interesting. Very interesting. But was it fun for you guys to see? It's something I talk about and do so much. Was it fun for you guys to see me in my element? It was. I probably could have done it for about a fourth of the time that we were out there for. It went too quick for me.

But that's what I'm saying. The vibes were so high, it did actually fly. Yeah, it went too quick for me. But that's what I'm saying. The vibes were so high, it did actually fly. Yeah, it was great. I shared with you the affair I've been having with your golf pro golf coach who's been teaching me, God, when you do connect, you know what I actually considered buying? Have you seen on TikTok advertised, they're golf balls, but they come almost with an internalized speaker mechanism. So when you hit it, you just connect it, it could be the softest touch.

It makes that whoosh sound. I thought if I could buy those balls, I could really deceive him. But no, that dopamine hit of actually connecting, but the sports too hard. Don't pick it up if you are thinking about it too hard. Jess tried to impress me and did a full six week training montage. But is that not me? To a T. I've got to a T. I was messaging Mitch about it and I said like, because Jess is so competitive as well, you would have really wanted to do it so well.

I just, I saw the vision at the end. But yeah, Mitch very kindly kept reminding me people train for a long time. And you want to do this in six weeks? Love the passion. But good luck. But you know me, Ducker, I'm still looking for that one sport or activity that I pick up and I'm just natural. Turns out golf is not that. It is not golf. Maybe I need a glove.

That would have helped. Jess and Ducco. Coming to you live from the beautiful Chateau Alain-le-Hunter Valley. My un-flooded room. Jess flooded her room last night because she didn't have to turn a bath on. My husband. And then broke her fireplace. Have you told Angus how disheartening know how to turn a bath on. My husband. Broke her fireplace. Have you told Angus how disheartening he's been?

He's listening. He's doing daycare drop off. He must be loving this because it's given me a real insight into what it would be like to be with you 24 seven. Do you know how hard he has it? He's got two kids. Do you know how hard he has it? I thought I was tough.

And then the dog with the kidney stones. The man is up against it. But he likes taking care of people. And I'm the one booked in for a facial today. Like if anyone deserves it, he does. But you're so right. You know what his love language is, acts of service. That's what it is.

But he has made me absolutely regress. I'm not independent. I have no life skills. And I'm embarrassed about it. Ah, hey, it happens. It happens. It's been a fun show. It's been a fun 24 hours.

It has. It's also been a fun week. Let's take a look back at the week that was. Well, what a week it's been with Jess and Ducko. Ducko was up north filming The Weather for the Today Show and he was getting some live feedback from rice cookers watching along at home. I get a text from a rice cooker. Hey Duckman, don't turn around when you do the show again. Like, look at that bird's

nest on the back of your head. Thank you. And I was like, what's he talking about? Then I did another cross, get another message. A alfalfa. Sorry, different person now. Different person. You need to get the hair... Oh Darla!

Yeah, yeah. You need to get the hair and makeup department to look at your hair. Then someone else messaged me and goes, has Shy Guy thrown you under the bus and not helped you with your hair this morning? Shy Guy? I don't have Moonlight as a channel and I'm producer as well. Well this is why... Then I messaged a few of them back, including that person, and people and people think Shy Guy that you come with me when I do these things like you're like

always on my... That's cute I mean I know the media industry is small but it's not that small. I was like Shy Guy should have messaged me he should be out watching it. Absolutely critiquing. Well you know how we said Shy Guy was gonna be in the birthing suite for my child? That's right. It just carries on. So now wherever I go. Great. We need you to count me up. I'm just your live producer. That's right. It just carries on. So now, everywhere I go, we need you to count your- I'm just your live producer. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm your weatherman. There are so many scam emails out there. It's even got Jess's dad proving his own identity with a story that only she would understand. It got us thinking, if we were kidnapped, what code names would we use to identify the guys? Should we make it my shoulders out again or something? That's the code.

That's the code. And then how do we confirm it's you? You know what I'm saying? Like I need to know what's only something that only the duck man would know. Yeah, or something that you know about me that others don't know. Or even our listeners know but only it's like an in-joke. It's got to be so insular that the hostage takes it. I know, I know. How many sperm did I shoot in my first ever ejaculous? First ever? Yep. I'm holding up fingers. I'm not going to say it.

Oh, I see what you're doing. I don't want anyone to know. Yeah, you're right though. I know. No one's going to know that. No one's going to know that. That's very intimate detail. Unless you go real deep back into the podcast.

We all learnt that producer Babs hasn't got the rest of the team on her close friends story on Instagram. It caused a major drama within the team, so we launched a full investigation to find out why. What we learn on the show, Babs doesn't have any of us on her close friends list. Guilty! Close friends, yes, on Instagram. And she didn't even go, oh I'll add you now, she would never have us. I can't let everyone know I'm really f***ing funny.

We'll see. How will we know? This is not a great case on so many levels. Do you actually think we would judge you? No, but I've heard the s*** we say. Have you heard every segment we say? Anything we do? You know, you sit out there and roll.

Actually, if anything, you judge. You're just smaller than anyone in the team. Ramira on the wall, who's the judgiest of us all? I see. Babs. That's educational. Jesus Christ. Like, how would you describe Babs to someone now? Like, oh, she's like the young girl at work who likes us but doesn't really like us?

Oh my god. No, no, you know how I describe it? She's paid to like us. That's not true because I'm barely paid. Etsy is a website full of homemade goodies and stuff that's sold really, really cheap. Jess came across something that you wouldn't have thought was on there that she thought the team should invest in. People are going on Etsy and paying for witches to cast weather spells. You can pay for them to cast good weather. Now a lot of people are doing

that for their wedding day. So how much does it cost to get a witch to... To get a witch! Well this is one woman's account. Yes. She paid $12 to get a witch to get a witch well this is one woman's account yes she paid $12 to get a witch to create a custom spell requesting no rain yes and and it mostly worked she said on her tick-tock it rained a bit only at good time that's what she told me. But this other influencer, Jazz Smith, she's a big content creator on TikTok, she also talked about an Etsy witch, and she had great weather. So...

So, I mean, take with that what you will, T. I'll get you, my pretty. Angus is the greatest husband to Jess. We know this, but I think we've found exactly what it is that tips him over the edge. Angus is quite musical. He was a drummer back in the day, can fiddle on the piano. He's got good rhythm. And I click, alright, clap, out of time. Out of the beat, out of the rhythm. And the number of times in recent weeks... That would really annoy Amuse though.

Particularly in the car, Yeah. Close quarters. We need a live example of this please. Yeah, I'm trying to just... What's a song that you normally do anything? What's a song that I can sing? I'm only going straight to Wiggles and stuff. We'll travel near and we'll travel far To chug a chug a fevered car

And my issue is I feel good doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're vibing it. I'm vibing it. You know who just gave you daggers? Babs out there, it was just like, she was just malfunctioning. Cause I'll switch from a click to a clap. When my mum was in town recently,

she takes it to a whole other level because she also doesn't know the lyrics. So she's clapping and she's making up her own lyrics. And I'm in the front, so he's like, you can see the steam coming out of his ears. He's like, you're all off the beat. Take a music class for the love of God. Oh.

I'm counting the beats, six, seven, eight, nine. See you next week, Rice Cookers. Jess and Daco. Gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna feel it, gonna better baby every day every Friday we don our LSKD hoodies we all have matching enjoy the journey we've got those on today well Shaggy Babs and I do you've um you've had a bad was I not the one who yeah you get angry at us what we don't you told us to bring them yeah yeah I know you did you told us to bring them I only bought a small suitcase and I forgot to pack it this really had a malfunction it's not been it's not been my finest hour that is what it is it is I actually feel like cuz like I was also just as an

inebriated yesterday having a great time but I feel like cuz like I was also just as an ebrae yesterday having a great time But I feel like I got off scott-free This is like the whole thing it was like it's your birthday party So you would have been allowed to just go off the rails, but your silly best friend. Yeah, it doesn't just just did it instead I thought no one's looking at me. I can get away with it and next minute I flooded a bathroom clogged a toilet done these done that flashed a TV the clock in the toilet just happened that just happened That, flashed a titty. The clogging the toilet just happened. That just happened. That's a new thing. We're adding that.

Sorry Chateau online. I did like this morning. Yeah. What did you say to me? That terrifying thing where the water rises. That's why she was in there for so long. I had to flush three times. Vincent, what is that smell?

Anyway, call of fame. This week we're talking about superior chips and we had one of the greatest voices ever call on the show. I know, at this point in our careers, I would say Diego has stood on his own in a voice that has made us feel something deep, deep within ourselves. However, yeah, easy conversation about chips. Exactly. Introduced us to another of the greats. I'm going to say the Thai sweet chilli Doritos.

Oh, that's so random. And then what's the other one? It'll be Grainways for sure. Shut up! Nick is the purest pro-mine he's ever heard of. Also, how's his voice? There's a lot to like about him. Well, we need to get an endorsement from Nick to play them in our show. That's actually a great idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's his voice? There's a lot to like about him. We need to get an endorsement from Nick to play them in our show. That's actually a great idea.

Yeah, that's fun. What can you say? Hi, my name's Nick and... You're listening to Jess and Ducko on Hit. Yeah, do that Nick, do that. Hi, my name's Nick and you're listening to Jess and Ducko on Hit. What? And they do great content. Oh yeah, oh yeah.

And they do great content. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And they do great content. Oh yeah. Yeah. And, um, what else can you say? No, I'm kidding. And they're really hot. Oh yeah. And they're really hot. Oh my God.

He was a great sport. And I'm still really very much enjoying that voice. Lucky you just clogged that toilet because you are just in all sorts over here with Nick and he joins us on the line now. Hello Nick. You won the call of fame. Oh yes. Thank you. Oh's back. You are so welcome. Oh goodness, it's like slipping into a warm bath. Did we ask Nick what he does with himself?

No, what do you do? Nick, what do you do for a crust? I work in mining. Oh my god, so he's deep in the earth. He's deep in the mine. With that. With that pick, pickaxe. Obviously not what he does but. Oh, probably comes out filthy, you know, after a long shift. He comes out dirty and walks out and goes, yeah, I was just going to make a Zoolander reference and about to be so niche. You're wearing off on me too much. Go! Do it!

It's Merman, Dad. Play it, Ben. The niche sting, Ben. He knows, he's finding it. Find the niche sting. Sorry, Jess. Ducko. That's just far too niche. Yes! the niche thing Ben find the niche duck oh yes can you actually Nick can you say that for us can you say can you pretend a cough and say it's Merman dad it's Merman dad oh my goodness do the little cough I haven't seen Zylinder Nick just wants his father dollars to spend at LSK and never to come back on the show.

You know what's so funny? We heard Babs, she just ducked off to the bedroom to call Nick just to make sure he was available to take the calls. And to check on the smell. And I could hear Nick on the other end going, are they going to make me do some more crap with my voice? He's going to give me the price now. Nick, you're such a good sport.

Nicky, you will know, mate. But thank you. Everyone has been phenomenal. Their contributions this week getting down to the What's the Superior. We've had some great thoughts just this morning. So yes, thank you to everyone. But Nick, you enjoy your LSKD. Oh, thank you very much. Thank you. I still want to work on a Nick V Diego.

Oh yeah, me too. I think we should do that. And it's not even about the competition. It's just to watch. Just to watch him. Or listen. His voice is like thunder when you're under the covers. You know what I mean? It's like rain on a tin roof. It absolutely is. Yeah, yeah, it's beautiful. Great show team, well done everyone.

A great 24 hours. A big shout out to once again Chateau Alain, the vintage, everyone who was involved, it was fantastic, all the rice cookers for coming, Jess's credit card that's going to get her working out after she's not getting her bond back. I'm not paying for you staying in the car but that was you. It's your room, your property, not mine. But to our wider team for all this on. Well done.

Absolutely exceptional. Amazing. And the incredible rice cookers we got to celebrate with. And to Florence. Of course to my daughter. To Florence. We did have a big cheers to her yesterday. We did. Multiple times.

Everyone cheers to her. To Florence. To Florence. Someone else said, one of the plus ones said to me, happy birthday. And then he goes, is your daughter born yet? I was like bro, why are you here? The plus ones. The plus ones. Happy birthday. I was like, whatever. Do you even know who I am? What's my name?

Don't ask that, they might get it wrong. Oh yeah. Hey, we're back in studio next week. Big week of shows. Our Call of Fame. This is exciting. We have decided tickets and accommodation to Origin Game 3 in Sydney. This is unbelievable. Is it sold out at this point? Not yet. Okay, well you don't have to worry about even paying for your tickets or your accommodation. It will sell out.

Just like Nick who got involved inadvertently for the chip combo who pleased us in another way Let's see what happens next week. Yeah, who walks away with those tickets and that hotel room. Anyway, we're gonna get out of here I have a plunger for the toilet I'm gonna take all the towels. I've soiled home wash them myself and just bring soiled home wash them myself and just bring them back. I don't think you should ever come back here. Okay, I'll be a laugher. I appreciate you guys, thanks so much, have a good week and we'll see you Monday. Bye bye. Bye.

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