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Episode Date: February 4, 2025

Ducko's issue with his parents traveling, Jess hates confrontation and we play a Grammy themed Year of the Song!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Always good. Great stuff. Never bad. Particularly. Yes. I think MVP. Yeah. I'm ready.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no. Babs. Oh. Yeah. Oh, why do I get Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no. Babs. Oh. Yeah. Oh, why do I get a bum round? Just the speed at which she shut down Mr Guy. Yeah.

Oh, I just thought it was commendable. A few good zingers in there. Some real good zingers. She's learning to use the microphone, which she has. Yes. Did you pull a shift at KFC? Because you, what? Zingers. Order for you. Order's up 74. which she has. Yes. Did you pull a shift at KFC? Because you, what? Zing it.

Order for you. Order is up 74. Who commented the other day on something? KFC. Nope. I'm in a Facebook group that I'm a part of. I've really blended memories here. Alzheimer's man.

Someone was putting, don't. You know what's my biggest fear? Second. Someone put. What was that thing she could never explain to us that day, Shia? Don't. The tourist. Don't. I think about that a lot. Don't. You know what's my biggest fear? Second. Someone put... What was that thing she could never explain to us that day, shall I go? Don't.

The tourist. Don't. I think about that a lot. Me too. I don't. I'm fine. I'm still waiting for your answer. You know what?

I still hold hope that it'll come to me. And then one day you go, that's all right. What the fuck I was talking about to bring the tourist up and then never forgetting the original train of thought. Hilarious. No, someone posted in this Facebook group a part of saying, my kid just got their first job at McDonald's. Like, does anyone think this is good? Do you have good memories of their first job being at Macca's?

And someone said the pay rate at KFC is a bit higher. Yes, in the fast food world, KFC pays well. But I think Macca's looks really good on the resume, doesn't it? I've heard it's got a great reputation. It used to anyway. That shows teamwork. It shows you can take instruction. Absolutely.

You're part of like production line sort of, you know, your role and you can execute well. I never worked in a food ever. I never worked food either. The closest I did was take room service orders when I worked at the hotel, but I didn't bring the food. How many times did you steal a chippy? No, because I didn't work the room service. I took the room service order, but I didn't execute the delivery. Oh, but you didn't take it to the food. How many times did you steal a chippy? No, because I didn't work the room service. I took the room service order but I didn't execute

the delivery. Oh, but you didn't take it to the room. There was a few times I had to go to people's rooms, get this to fix their Wi-Fi. That landed in my wheelhouse for some reason.

Have you turned it on and off? But if they'd pushed their trolley out and it was sitting out in the corridor, quick look left, quick look right. Yeah, yeah.

I'm taking it. More often than not, they were stone cold. That is what I was going to say. They're not fresh. We know you like them cold. Yeah, it's fine. Have you shit. More often than not, they were stone cold. That is what I was going to say. They're not fresh. Yeah, yeah. She likes cold. We know you like them cold.

Yeah, it's fine. Have you ever worked at Food Babs? Yeah, I worked at Guzman, remember? Oh, fuck, yeah. I forget. God, yeah, I know. Oh, my God, I forget that. Miss Burrito.

And the fact that you've worked there and still enjoy the food means it must be okay. Totally. It is good. I think if I ever worked at Macca's, like, even just, have you ever been behind the counter at Macca's? It's so slippery. Once to do McHappy Day. It's so slippery. It's all the grease on the floor. It is good. I think if I ever worked at Macca's, like even just, have you ever been behind the counter at Macca's? It's so slippery. Once to do McHappy Day. It's so slippery.

It's all the grease on the floor. It's fucked. That's an H&S issue. It's bad. Lay down the grippy mats. I'm not saying they do anything wrong. I'm just saying it makes me go. Whereas Goosburn.

Yeah. It's all very, like even when I was working there, it's all very fresh. Were you on like the meet? What were you doing? I was a drive-thru girl because apparently I had good customer service skills. Oh yeah. It's like you get the phones here. And then I was a salesperson and I would give people their orders and stuff.

What does salesperson mean? I mean front desk. Front desk, but then you'd also stand and package stuff and then give it to them. Order number 109? Yeah, like the Uber and many other people. So were you actually manhandling the food? No, but I got taught. So when it wouldn't be busy, I would say, can someone please teach me

how to make? Are you wanting to upskill? It's always blokes that look like they hate their life who are cooking the meat. I used to say, can I be a lines person? Because that's what it was called.

Because I want to make the food. I kind of hated doing drive-thru because people would yell at you. You hate people. You go do it. No, but you, yeah. People get angry. It's not your fault.

But they always said no billing allowed because you're good at doing drive-thrus. Why would we take it off? To be fair, you've got to – I see chefs or lines people, whatever. Can you imagine working behind a hot grill for eight hours? That is so hard. Do you get paid like 20 – how much do you get paid an hour there?

I actually can't remember. 23? Yeah, it's probably – I couldn't fathom working in the kitchen. It would be so hot all the time. Nah, I couldn't do it. It'd be so hard. It'd be hard. I understand why chefs get that reputation of being so

angry. With like a sheen of... My face had like a film of like... Worth it though for the burritos. Yeah, and I used to have to sit on a towel in the car so that my bum didn't like grease up the seats. Why was your bum getting greasy? I don't know. What were you putting your ass on? On the chip fry?

Perhaps it's just there twerking on it. It's like, I'm a bit chilly. I'm going to go hover over the fry. Billy, you know you've got such good customer service. She's like, I don't clean government, you know what I mean? Her ex-boyfriend would come to the drive-thru with his new Misser and she'd be like, yeah, I'm going to smash a burrito in my ass. Eat that.

Eat that ass burrito. Did you ever put a burrito on your ass and give it to someone? No. Did you ever do anything fucked up? Did you ever fart in the back? Yeah, come on, tell us you did some weird shit. No, I didn't do anything. You were such a goody two-shoes.

Were you a goody two-shoes at school? Yes. Farting people's lockers. You didn't do anything fucked up? Oh, I just love the idea. What can I do to fuck with this guacamole? Spit on that fang. Suck it. Yeah, and then you'd regret it so much. You'd go homeole? Spit on that fang. Suck it.

And then you'd regret it so much. You'd go home and have nightmares about what you did. I probably would. Did you spit in his chipotle? No, I didn't do anything bad. I'm a really good employee. Can we reenact like we're coming through the drive-thru. We're a family of three. Shy Guy's our son. And we're coming through the drive-thru. Are you first window or second window? It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. I took the orders. So you're the voice on the box. Yes. And then you take our payment. Okay. And scene. We've pulled up. Wait, can I say the location? Yeah.

GYG, Rutherford, this is Billie. How can I help you? Oh, shit. Sorry. What do you guys want? Yeah, nah. What are they? Can I have a, I want a burger.

Don't you have burgers here? Do you guys eat burgers? Unfortunately, no. The closest is probably burrito if you want to try that. No, they do burritos. Mexican, you fucking idiot. What do you want? Alright, I want a burrito

but all rice, nothing else. People used to do that too. Wait, wait, we're still in the scene. Yeah, hey, shoot. I want dad. I need my dad.

I know you are. We're married. Our son hasn't smoked in years. He probably won't. Our son's got What do they tell you in planes? Look after yourself, then look after the kid. Can I please have a burrito with only rice?

No wonder we're cheers fucking shy. No, it's brilliant. All sauce. All sauce and all rice. Okay, sure. I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to my husband. You can't hear me from the passenger seat.

I'm not talking to you. Sorry, can I get a burrito all rice? And sauce. And sauce. Is that good? Sure, what sauce would you like? Oh, good follow-up question. The hot one.

The hot one. The hottest one you got. I want this bitch's bum to be ringing. Spicy chipotle. Spicy chipotle, please. What would you like? One of those Doritos. The drinks?

What flavor would you like? She's good. What's a Dorito? It's a drink. The Doritos. It's good, Doritos. Hang on. Is that just a coincidence it rhymes with bur drink. The Doritos. It's good, Doritos. Hang on. Is that just a coincidence it rhymes with burrito?

I don't think so. Ask the Mexicans. Can I get a Dorito for my son? Is that alcoholic? Yeah, show them what flavour. It's an alcoholic drink. What flavours are there? They're mandarin, lime.

There's no way you can hear him from the back seat. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Can you tell? People used to yell from the back seat. Call me daddy. Quick. Call me daddy. Pull your pants down. It for you to be able to... Call me daddy.

Pull your pants down. It's back. Guys, do you realise there is a queue behind you? Sorry, so sorry. Oh, we're getting rushed. I'm going to get seven quesadillas. All cheese. So no filling on that one?

No, that's all good. But I'm going to complain when there's no filling on them, you fucking bitches. We're going to get a burrito with just the rice and quesadillas. Would you like to put any of it in a meal? A one drink. A one jurito. Would you like to put it in a meal? Yeah, Ashley, can I get some fries with that?

Yeah, sure. Would you like a medium or a large? A large. A large for the family. Oh, cool. And would you like a dipping sauce? Do you take cash? Yeah, of course.

I've got a coupon. I don't know if it's expired. It's one jurito. That's okay. If you want to bring it to the window, I'll check. She's good. She is good. You're MVP, Sam.

Yeah, no wonder you're doing reception and stuff. You can take a beer. You can just take it. I wouldn't be able to. The best day was when someone yelled at us because he wanted something spicky. No, it was milled. And we said, in a meal. And he said, no, I want it milled.

I want it fucking milled. And then. You a meal and he said, no, I want it milled. I want it fucking milled. And then he said mild. Milled instead of mild. Oh, that is so good. He was saying milled, but he wanted it mild. And he goes, I want it fucking milled. And they're like. The heat.

I was like, I don't know what words you're saying. And then we're like, mild. And what did he say to that? He was just like, yes. He's only ever seen the word written down. Oh, who has never spoken that to him? That's bizarre. Well, there was a crackhead once in the drive-thru that was drinking like a whole bottle of LA ice

and then had like a tree branch on their backseat. They had a what? Tree branch. It was so crazy. You get to see in people's cars. Do you see some weird shit? Yeah, you would. You would or you did?

I did. What did you see? When you would take payment, if they were paying on car, did you have to use those things? I've only ever seen in the Mac. The sticks? The FPOS machine on that massive stick. Yeah, I did. Yeah.

Yeah. It was pretty fun. Did you ever get people to pay and it didn't work and they'd drive off? Yes, and then you would have to go tell your manager and be like, oh, I don't know what happened. Oh, but they didn't get their food. I have to pay first. You gotta pay, then you get the food, yeah? Yes.

But like sometimes their card declines and you don't realize until they've like gotten it. You're taking that many orders coming through now. Yeah. Sometimes it got so busy. That's a good hack. Did you play, yeah. Did you play a game?

Like you'd hear them put the order in and then visualize them and then roll to the window and go, this is not what I pictured. Yes. But you can also see there's cameras so you can see people in the order in and then visualize them and then roll to the window and go, this is not what I pictured. Yes, but you can also see there's cameras, so you can see people in the drive-thru. And you can also hear them even when the head sets, when you're not talking to them. Before they say hi. Yeah.

You hear them discussing. Yeah, so you can hear them. So if there was people that used to like talk, someone called me the C word once and I heard them. Before the order. No, after. Let's see what this wants. Oh, right after. So they put their order in and then they went. I'd call? No, after. Let's see what this one's. Oh, right after.

So they put their order in and then they went. I'd call you and see what after you treat us. Correct me on milled and mild, you fancy bitch with an education. Oh, someone knows words. Wow. That's funny. Yeah, it's crazy. Are we lacking in that life experience?

I know, right? I never got that. Should we go and have a experience? I know, right? I never got that. Should we go and have a go? Nah. Nah. I couldn't think of anything worse. You served chips at your golf cart job. That's working in food.

Packets of chips. Yeah, yeah. Worked in food. Chips and beers. Chips and beers. I worked at a fruit shop. That's food. That was before phones were out with calculators too, so I was fucked.

That's wild. I was whole. Everyone had cash. And I'd be like, oh, can I get three beers and a packet of chips? And it was like $11.80. No, it wasn't. It was like $17.80 and they'd give me a $50 note. I'd be like, I'm going to give you $50 back.

You know what? These are on the house. Jess and Taco in the morning. Welcome to, welcome to. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Welcome to Tuesday Team. Oh, and! Good morning! Good morning! Good morning!

Welcome to Tuesday Team. Oh, and what a pleasure it is to be here. Always good fun. Oh, God. Do it. So much to celebrate and be thankful for. Just in the game that is life? Or are you talking...

Yep, just in the game that is life. Good. Yeah, great. We're talking the Grammys. I don't know if you're talking Grammys. Yeah, like congrats to the winners, commiserations to the losers. Not as controversial this year as I've seen in previous years. I think Kanye and his wife really stole the controversy.

Oh, yeah. She was nude on the carpet. Fully. Shaga was sending us messages in the group chat like, boobies, I see boobies. He had images before the internet had images. I don't know. He had a pipeline to that red carpet. Where did you get those from, Bianca's boobies? It's just sauces. Yeah,'t know. He had a pipeline to that red carpet.

Where did you get those from? Of Bianca's boobies. It's just sauces. Yeah. Sauces. Boobie sauces. She also had a hoo-ha out too, but he was more interested in the boobies. He was literally wearing what looked like maybe a piece of glad wrap. Like it was completely see-through.

It's funny how with Kanye you just go, oh yeah, next. I know. This, nah, this one shocked me a bit. Did it get you? It did get me. Maybe it's because you're a mother now and you're go, oh, yeah, next. I know. This one shocked me a bit. Did it get you? It did get me. Maybe it's because you're a mother now and you're like, that is someone's daughter. I think it got me as a bit like, what's he doing to her?

Oh, yeah. She's Australian, yeah? She is. She's from Melbourne, born in Melbourne. I think they might have met. She might have been living in LA at the time. But I've never seen her smile. I've never seen him smile either.

But you just go, what's going on there? What's happening there? And then he gets escorted out. Did he? Yes, he didn't last the whole ceremony. Because he was making a... I didn't actually see why. Babs, did anyone see why?

They weren't invited. Are you serious? That makes sense. That makes so much sense. I just saw a... Kandia, your music's trash, man. You can't come. I just saw a meme your music's trash man You can't come I just saw a meme

That it was like Taylor presented Beyonce with the Country album of the year And Kanye got kicked out All is right in the world I see So I went

Oh what did he get kicked out for But I did no further googling Right He wasn't invited How's Beyonce winning Album of the year Winning album of the year Yeah

And country album of the year I reckon all the country singers like, ugh. Well, people are now commenting on, I think there were like four pure blood country singers. Yeah, yeah. Like Jelly Roll and stuff. Yeah, yeah. Casey Musgraves, who were just sort of stone face clapping. Yeah.

And everyone's like, well, what did you want them to do? They're not going to get up and holler. You know what it's like? It'd be like Shy Guy. It'd be like Shy Guy. He's been in the tap dancing world championships for years, right? And he's always been pure. Born and raised.

It's his year to win the tap dance for the best routine. And all of a sudden, Beyonce rolls in and just decides to do tap dancing that year. And swoops it in. And yeah, puts out something that a lot of people loved. How would you feel, Shy Guy? You'd be stone-faced like Casey. Yeah, you'd want something out of her. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't call you the tap dogs for nothing. Okay. But Kendrick, obviously, winning a lot. Kendrick, yeah. You ain't hearing about our show, unfortunately. Dolce. Rap album of the year.

Oh, Dolce. Only like the third woman to do it. Yeah, nice. Our girl Billie didn't get a lot. Oh, I don't think she got anything. Babs's girl got some stuff, though. Charli XCX. Yeah, yeah.

Dance album. And her other girl, Chapel. Yep. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, Chapel Rowan, yeah. And Sabrina, her other girl. Oh, so did Kat. It was a greatli XCX. Yeah, yeah. And her other girl, Chapel. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, Chapel Rowan, yeah. And Sabrina, her other girl. Oh, so did Kat.

It was a great day for you girls, Babs. Babs, this is your whole tribe. Is that literally your tribe? Like, you have all their posters on your wall? I don't like Sabrina Carpenter. Oh. She had a great performance. I really liked it.

Sabrina is Shy Guy. Shy Guy's gal. Sorry. It was a good performance. They nearly had to get Jelly out and do some wrestling, Shy Guy and Babs, because they were arguing over Sabrina's performance. I thought you meant jelly roll there, but you meant actual jelly. No, no, I meant actual jelly.

Jesus. They're not going to actually box, but they'll wrestle in jelly to sort out their differences. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shy Guy was like, how dare you speak ill of Sabrina's performance? Yeah, you like Sabrina, don't you? Yeah, she's good. Espresso gets you going if you don't drink coffee. More of a taste.

All right. Hey, how'd you go with your car yesterday, more importantly? Yeah, you left the show early. You left the show early, yeah. They fixed it. It was good. By the way, early, 10 minutes. A half an hour.

Whoa, whoa. It was easily in the 8.30. I left halfway through your 8.40 range. You didn't hear me talk about love languages. Yes, I did in the car. Oh, would you think any notes? Yeah, any notes? Any feedback?

Nah. Okay. 10 out of 10 break. Thank you very much. 10 out of 10. Everything's great. Hey, it's going to be a big show, though. We've really burnt the Grammys gear early. Oh, well.

That's all right. It's nowhere else on the show, so we've ticked that box. We're just discussing it. We've got Alpha Box for 10K, 6.30, and 8. It's year of the song today. Oh, my God. I assume it's going to be themed around the Grammys. You'd think so.

I haven't prepped it yet. Let's all find out together. Come on. He leaves early one day and falls apart. Just because Sabrina Carpenter did well doesn't mean you can go on a bender. Yeah, I know. We'll play some of the live set later. Will we? Yeah.

Okay. Okay. We also have, unfortunately, it would be nice to say, you know, one of the more recent Grammy winners, but she's won old Grammys. Oh, yeah. Got that co-fod Billie Eilish tickets if you'd like to see her in concert at the end of the month. Yep.

Plus have a night's accommodation. On us. On us. Up next, though, you know I'm a huge fish guy in this show. You think about the plight of the fish a lot. Well, I just think if fish, you know, if you got reincarnated and you came back with no hands and you're a fish, that's a struggle. Not having hands would be tough. It would be tough.

But the scientists have now done some research and they are getting into studies about fish and discussing whether they feel pain or not. I love the idea that you've got Google Alerts. Any fish news? Oh yeah. Straight to my inbox. Which feels a bit more normal, but I'm the fish guy. You are the fish guy.

Fish tacos. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. I didn't even realise we'd got a grab for this break. It's Jess and Duckaco. Jess and Daco. I didn't even realise we'd got a grab for this break. It's Jess and Daco, by the way, but hold on, he's there. Don't touch the... Nemo! Sometimes Shy Guy works very hard during the song

to get little bits like that and then whispers it to me. I'm like, bro, there's nothing I can do on this side of the desk. I was not a whisperer. I went up to the room. The one guy who needs it to press the button didn't hear you. Also, grab name

Finding Nemo. But no, don't touch the butt. It could be Finding Nemo, don't touch the butt so I can search it. You've spelt butt wrong as well. It's very embarrassing from you. It is a double T. The reason we're talking not touching. How was he meant to find it? The reason we're

talking is there's been a big study done about whether fish feel pain or not. Yeah. So when we touch their butts? Yeah.

Don't touch the Nemo! Marlon doesn't even finish the word butt. So really, it's a very confusing grab. It's all still very confusing. No, disregard that grab. It's all still very confusing.

No, disregard that grab. I retract that from my chat. All right. Well, there's not another grab till about two hours from now, so we'll be fine. So scientists and animal welfare groups have debated whether fish can feel pain. So the animal rights organization PETA claims on its website that fish feel pain and advocate for people not to catch or farm fish. Meanwhile, scientists, including Anna Zangorinis from the University of Florida. Wow.

University of Florida would be a bit of fun. That would be a bit of fun. She's dedicated her life to fish. Absolutely. Wow. She's contested these statements saying that fish do not feel pain. They're just seeing a fish's response to stress in that moment. Oh, like you take a fish out of water and the flapping. Yeah. Peter's going, clearly it's in pain. They're just seeing a fish's response to stress in that moment. Oh, like you take a fish out of water and the flapping.

Yeah, it's just like, oh my God. Clearly it's in pain. Or like something happens to them, they go the other way from the danger because they're in stress, but they're in pain. They don't know how to feel pain. Right. She said there's too much unknown about fish that they can or cannot feel pain. The tough part is that fish cannot be compared to other species like the mammals or birds

where you can do the pain scale factor. Like you can look on their faces, the grimace scale they call it. Wow, so when we're like giving a cow a wet willy, you can see on its face, this is pain. Exactly. Well, he might like it. The cow might like it. I was going to say the thing where you twist a wrist,

but I think you can't call it that anymore. Oh, yeah, the burn. The burn. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I feel like if it was Russian, you could call it that. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. I feel like if it was Russian, you could call it that.

Yeah, true. Yeah. An Aussie burn. But a fish, they're saying it can't grimace. It doesn't have the facial muscles. Exactly. To make the... Exactly. They're saying there's 30,000 fish species out there that exist.

That's a lot of fish species. And it's impossible to know whether they can feel pain or not. However, fish don't feel pain, they reckon, or scientists do, because they can't change their facial expressions and have zero facial expressions. Just because they can't make the face doesn't mean they can't feel, right? Is that the only way to test? That's what they're saying. Do fish have brains?

Like in the same way that we have little brains? Could they put them under some sort of scanner and see? It's a different physiology, and the way their brains and pain receptors are structured are different to that of mammals. Yeah, right. And how do you put a fish under a CAT scan? It'd have to be in water.

And you can't ask the fish. Can we ask Aquaman? There'd be some kook out there who thinks they can talk to fish. I used to think I could talk to the wind. There'd be someone out. Talking to fish would be one of to fish. I used to think I could talk to the wind. Talking to fish would be one of the crappiest things. Imagine you've got this new talent and it's like, I can talk to fish? I know.

I've always said, coming back as a fish. But at least, maybe if you die and come back as a fish, we can come find ducko fish and go, bro, finally answer this for us. Do you feel pain? I'll just be in a tank going, Don't touch the boat. Nemo! Shy Guy's trying to give you a boo and ask you,

hey, can you feel that? Does that hurt? Would you be nice to me if I was a pet fish, Shy Guy? Would you put me in like a... You'd be in a nice little bowl. Would I be next to your lava lamp? Yeah, but you'd be on your own. You know what I mean? I don't want to be...

He'd just have one of you. Yeah, give me a friend. You could be in the lava lamp. Well, I could die there. It would get hot. It would get very hot. You'd never turn it on anyway. Yeah, it's a safety hazard You could be in the lava lamp. I could die there. It would get hot. It would get very hot. You never turn it on anyway. It's a safety hazard.

You're a seafood eater. It's a safety hazard. That's what engineering said. Shut up. When did they say that about our lava lamp? We've got to tag and test it. We've got to tag and test it. No, literally, because it's not tagged. What do you mean it's not tagged?

You know, like when you get the people coming to tag and test all electronics in a building? No, I didn't know that was a thing. Yeah, that's a thing. Yeah, that's a thing. Here, we do that here. It needs to comply to the ETS. I know what I want to do about my vibrator that I pumped in here. Remember that one you gave me? That thing wasn't tag and tested.

Anyway, I want to ask you one question about the fish. You eat seafood. I like seafood. If this research came back saying fish do feel pain, would you stop eating fish? No. Oh, okay. Welcome to Tuesday, everybody. Quick maths.

$6.21 plus nine minutes, $6.30, $10,000 alpha bucks. Bang. Bang. Good math. Thank you. Good maffin' around. Mrs. Kett in year three, she really sat with me. Her name was Mrs. Kett.

What's wrong with Mrs. Kett? Oh, no. She was a sweet teacher. Oh, I bet she was. She was a sweet teacher Oh I bet she was She was a sweet teacher And she sat with me And this is Kate I was bad at math

Was she popular? And I She was Oh she was popular She was popular I was in year three Everyone relax She was popular before Ket was

She was Primary school She sat with me To do my math I know some primary school teachers They're the loosest people I know I have fond memories Of her helping me with my numbers.

Mrs. Kett. She couldn't get me to do analogue clocks. You've never once thought about Mrs. Kett again and gone. I always think about Mrs. Kett when I do maths well. I bet you do. Every weekend you think about Mrs. Kett. I wonder if she shortened it because maybe it is a longer. I thought I'd say Ket's worse.

I'd say Ket is worse. You'd almost want to use the middle name or something. You would. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or just call me my first name. My mum was a teacher. She thought Farchioni was too hard, so she was Mrs. Lisa. Maybe Mrs. Ket should have been.

That's a tough name in a school. Lucky it is a primary school. You're the primary school. I've honestly never. High school, you're not getting away with that. Maybe that's why she went to primary. Maybe she got married, was a high school teacher and went, well, I can't be Mrs. Kett. Even if she was like.

Yeah, in high, I have to go to. Really in denial about it. She had no idea what that. Maybe I'll try and find her. Teachers with names like that are always so funny. I know. Always. I'm trying to think if I had any like.

I don't think I'd have Mrs. Nutt. It wasn't that. Mrs. Nutt is fantastic. Mrs. Nutt any life. I don't think I did. Mrs. Nut. It wasn't that. Mrs. Nut is fantastic. Mrs. Nut was good. At an all boys high school. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Mrs. Nut.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. I know. I had Mr. Huff. He huffed and he puffed and he blew my house down. He was great. He was my favorite English teacher. Was he really?

Yeah, he was fantastic. And what did Ket teach again? Ket was primary. Year three. She's my year three teacher. Oh, everything. Well, your primary school my year three teacher. Oh, everything. Well, in primary school, you do everything. I didn't go to no fancy school where we broke up the primary school.

I didn't either. What? What do you mean? He said, what subject did you teach? I mean, primary, they teach it all. Oh, yeah, yeah. They just teach the class. Is that still a thing?

I think so. I don't know how they work it in primary. I can't see them trying to. The closest to school is nodding. She's out there going, I'm 23. I can't see them trying to ship off seven, eight is nodding. She's out there going, I'm 23. I can't see them trying to ship off seven, eight-year-olds to like, you go here for math. Yeah, I doubt it.

You go here for history. You go here for arts. That was the best part about school is you'd get your teacher in primary. You'd get your teacher and you'd get your desk. And that's it. That was your world. You're locked in for a year. Remember when you're hoping you get a good teacher?

Absolutely. Did you get introduced to your teacher the year before? So at the end of year four, we met our new five. Oh, we've got Mrs. Kett next year. Fun name, but absolutely. No, Mrs. Kett. In year six, I found out I was with Miss Pickering. Oh.

She was a hard taskmaster. And if your friends were in your class or not. Exactly. I think I only had one mate going into year six with a Miss Pickering and we were terrified. I had a teacher once in grade six called Mr. Kashmir and he used to have a jaw. Ooh, sounds expensive. He used to have a jaw click. So he'd always like click his jaw, like crack his jaw all the time.

He looks like he's hanging out with Mrs. K. We've come full circle. Anyway, I was going to tell you about my parents going to India, but we'll do that tomorrow. We'll do that tomorrow. I was having too much fun with Mrs. K. Mrs. K, yeah. Shout out to you, Mrs. K.

I wonder if she's still teaching. You may be the boy I am today, Mrs. K. 13, 10, 16. Let's play Alphabucks. Hey, we're looking for Kets, Huffs, Nuts, Kashmir. Oh, we'd like a primary school teacher. A primary school teacher calling through right now. If you're a primary school teacher, we'd love to give you a shot.

Or what's your primary school teacher's name if you get through? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a bit of fun. Yeah. Who taught you maths? Who taught you the analogue clock? You know? What did Mr Kashmir teach you?

Well, Mrs Ketz failed the analogue clock because you still can't read it. Yeah, no. Okay, maybe not the analogue clock. Pardon me. 13, 10, 16. All right. And quarter two and quarter past confuses no. Okay, maybe not the analog. I'm not good at math. 13, 10, 16. All right. It's not. And quarter two and quarter pass confuses me.

It's like left and right. Let's play Alpha Bucks. Give us a call. We're going to move. We'll get you on. We'll play now. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alpha Bucks on hit.

30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice. And if you're untrue to the question, just say pass. We'll come back, of course, if there is time. Today's player, we've got Sam. Hello, Sam. Good morning, guys.

Sam, we were just enjoying a conversation about my favourite teacher in primary school, Mrs Kett, teaching me maths. Failing on the analogue clock because I'm stupid. But Sam, Babs tells us that you also have a fond memory of a teacher from school. Yes. What was the teacher's name? Higginbottom. Higginbottom. Higginbottom's a good one.

Is that primary or high? High school. High school. Heottom's a good one. Is that primary or high? High school. High school. Fantastic. He would bop him in it too. Absolutely. It's a tough carry. That's tough.

Was it Mr. Higginbottom? Mrs. Higginbottom. Yes. Mr. Higginbottom. What did he teach? English for memory. Very good. Jeez.

There you go. There you go. Mr. Higginbottom. Mr. Higginbottom. Why have you given me a fail? I don't think Sam failed. I think Sam was a good part of this. Yeah, were you an A-plus student, Sam?

I wouldn't say A-plus, but I passed. All right, well, you're going to need to be an A-plus student for Alpha Bucks, all right, to get 10 out of 10. What do you want to spend $10,000 on? Oh, I could spend it on luxuries, but we do have a few things around the house that I would put the money towards. Okay. Okay. She's going to be sensible.

Mr. Higginbottom would be happy with you being your sensible self, you see. Yeah, he would be. He would be. Not just splurging. The letter you're going to work with today, babe, it's P. P for Pink Pony Club. Okay. Okay?

You ready to go? Yeah. Give it a go. Come on, Sam. Do it for Mr. You ready to go? Yeah. Give it a go. Come on, Sam. Do it for Mr Higginbottom. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter P, we need you to name an animated character. Pass.

A flower. Pansy. An office item. Pencil Pepsi Peter Pepper Puff A shape

Pencil Puff A shape. A hobby. Picked up some steam. Oh, yeah, we got some steam. We got ourselves seven. Seven or six. Is pepper considered a spice? I actually don't know. I don't know if it's considered a spice.

I gave it to you, but I didn't know if it's considered a spice. I think it is. I think pepper's considered a spice. Google says yes. Yeah, okay. I would have thought it would be. I just didn't know. Sure. going to... Like, is salt a spice? I think it is. I think pepper's going to... Google says yes. Yeah, okay. I would have thought it would be. I just didn't know. Sure.

You got yourself seven anyway, Sam. You started off slow. Animated character. We were looking for pepper pig. Yeah. Yeah, you might have got it on the comeback. A flower, you got. Spice, you got.

A mammal, platypus or a polar bear. And then the only one you didn't answer, hobby, could have been painting or photography, but I feel like you would have got that if you had a bit more time. You really did come home strong. You got yourself seven. You don't go away empty-handed. $100 to spend online at TVSN.

That is all yours. Excellent. Thanks, guys. Thank you, Sam. Thanks for joining the show. Have a great day. Mr Higginbotham would be proud of you. Absolutely, he would.

Look at Sam using words. Look at Sam going now. Like she learned in English. Seven's better than five. She's killing it. Jess and Jocko. Right now, Jess, I need to. I was going to tell you earlier, we got distracted by Mrs. Kett.

Yeah. How funny. Just quickly. Sorry. We met Sam in Alphabugs. Yes. Who we were talking about teacher names. Yes.

And she had Mrs. Higginbottom. Mr. Higginbottom. Yeah. My husband just texted saying, I also had Mr. Higginbottom. Really? So, good morning. I wonder if it's the same Higgin or. Oh, that's a good question.

We didn't ask Sam what school she went to. Yeah. If it was the same school. But you know what? Angus did say Mr. Higginbottom for PE. Oh, there you go. It's different. Could it be?

Oh, he could have flipped from English to PE. Don't put Higginbottom in a cage. Right now, we are ducking over to one of our favorite places. We have a couple of... The sights, the smells. The smells. The experiences. The taj.

The taj. The butter chicken. Don't eat the chicken, though, Sharda. Do you know what? You will get sick. I was in India in... I reckon it was 2011. Did not have any butter chicken.

Yeah, I mean, my mate... Okay, my mate went over to India. He said he had street butter chicken. He said it was the best butter chicken he's ever had in his life, and he has never been that sick in his life. Yeah. I got a parasite for three years. That's the only time you've ever had stomach issues, I reckon.

Truly. With food. And I think because I got out the other side of it, I'm now, that's why I'm iron guts now. Yeah, because you survived Delhi. Bro. You got out the T-shirt. Bro. Yeah, right. I think I got sick in Mumbai, but'm iron guts now. Yeah, because you survived Delhi. Bro. You got the t-shirt. Bro.

Yeah, right. I think I got sick in Mumbai, but Delhi belly sounds better. Yeah, right. The reason we're touring India is my parents are currently on their way there now. I've been watching your father post the most lovely love messages about your mother. Yeah, they went to Singapore. Are they doing like an anniversary trip or something? I didn't realise they were, but then he said that they had their like 30 year, how many

anniversary, what was the anniversary? It might be 35. I think it was 35. Because my parents are about to celebrate 40, and I don't think they're far off. Yeah, maybe. It could have even been 40. I don't even know. Yeah. What a way to celebrate. They went to Singapore first, and they did a Singapore really ritzy, and then mum loves... Well, Singapore is ritzy. It's nice, isn't it? It is nice.

I've only been to the airport, but mum loves... Changi is one of the best airports in the world. Had a good massage in there. Mum loves, loves a selfie. Like, is that that stage now where she's taking a trillion selfies and pumping them on Facebook? I've noticed your mum has entered her bold frame era. They are some bold glasses.

Oh, the glasses? Yeah, strong librarian. You know, like, really hectic. So I appreciate, get that camera as close as possible. Oh, yeah, and she's doing this thing that you do with your tongue on the teeth. Yes! She started to, she's doing the tongue thing. I think she got that off me.

I think she's copied you as well. I didn't want to say anything, but I was like, Mum, are you doing the Jess tongue thing, you freak? How dare you? She looks amazing. I love it. She's so talented. I love it for her.

I actually, I'm going to ask her where she got that, because I think she got it off you. Anyway. I'm an influencer, Duncan. She's been influenced. She does love you. The thing about my dad going to India is dad's fine. Dad will be cool.

He's resilient, your dad. And maybe it's because of his nature or because he spent 40 years doing television journalism. A current affair. Yep. You know, he's seen stuff. He's been to India before for work. Oh, there you go. And dad's been to a lot of places.

Dad was in Bali for months on time when he was doing Chappelle Corby and yadda yadda. So Dad's okay. He'll be fine. I think he'll be travelled. Mum, for example, we went out to dinner when I was back seeing them the other week and went to a very nice restaurant and Mum returned the champagne twice because she said it was flat. Oh, my God.

And wanted to move spots twice, even though we had the best spot in the restaurant. I'm like, Mum, stop it. I was like, Mum, how are you going to go in a third world nation? How are you going to go in India? You can't return that champagne when it comes back to your flat. Yeah, good luck getting champagne. Exactly. Obviously, the disparity of poverty to wealth is huge in India.

You can find very ritzy places. Of course you can. But while you're walking through, trying to get to places, she's going to be confronted by some stuff. Don't the guys there really stare? Yes. Isn't it like... Do you know what? I was asked for...

At the Taj, my boyfriend and I at the time, people were asking us for photos because we're so white. Yes. And people were just coming up... And wanting to see... I say asking. They were just shoving cameras in our face. Your mum's blonde...

Oh, yeah. I know. Blondes get a lot of attention. Mum, I just don't think she's going to be able to handle it. So me and my sisters have these bets going on. A, the first bet is how many selfies where can she do? I said twice a day. My sister thinks four a day.

Twice a day? That's way too low. Post it. Post it. Official posts. Yeah. My sister thinks four a day. Yeah.

In Singapore, they already posted about ten. They were there for two nights. Oh, God. So my sister could be onto something. There's a lot more to see in India. It's a huge country with a lot going on. And then how quickly she's going to get sick. Like, I'm thinking...

And that'll... Oh, that'll rattle the trip. Well, that'll rattle the trip. That might have to be come home territory. Oh, but you don't want to be sitting on a plane with a speedy bump. What's she going to... I had to sit on a tuk-tuk with a speedy bump, and I've got to tell you what...

Oh, goodness me. Tuk-tuk you, didn't you? My tuk-tuk driver pulled over on the way to the airport to get smokes and disappeared for half an hour. I was like, ah. You were there just holding it in. You know how I always joke when you run out of toilet paper, there goes a sock. Yeah, yeah.

That's because it happened. In India, you use a sock in India on a tuk-tuk. We were on a 10-hour bus drive to the meditation retreat, which was meant to be silent. You were already loose. We were in a roadside stop so everyone could use the bathroom. And uh-uh, not happening? Not good. No toilet paper.

How'd you go the silent retreat when you were pulling yourself? I got many warnings. Because they could hear us jibber-jabbering through the windows of the room. It wasn't just from your mouth either. Oh, Jess is here. She's done it. Lucky the meditation retreat was all vegetarian. It was all Buddhist and vegetarian.

Oh, good. It settled me down. Well, okay, great. The fact that you struggled. So I'm worried for your parents. How many selfies are you tipping? Yeah, yeah. I'm going to put in, yeah, posts.

Yeah. Are we counting story? Yep. Yeah, I'm going to post six a day. Six. I'm betting six a day. We'll keep this updated every day of the trip. Where are they flying into?

Where's their first stop? Do you know? I don't know. You don't know what they did. Are they starting strong? They did the classic mum and dad thing. They sent me their itinerary, but instead of sending us a word doc, mum has sent us a photo of nine pages.

Oh, my God. I didn't read one. Jess and Ducco. A year of the song coming up in about half an hour's time. That's right. Will Sharguy have worked out a theme by then. Oh, surely. He left the show early yesterday to get his car fixed.

Yeah, he was rattled. He promised us he would WFH for the rest of the day, but it would appear he did not WFH. There was no theme. I have other things to do than prep year of the song. What else? Literally name three things that you had on your to-do list yesterday. Do the podcast.

Yep. Yep. You do that every day. I think you've got that down pretty quick. I sorted out something we've got coming up with Alphabucks. Yeah. Okay. That sounds vague.

Yeah, that sounds vague. We can talk about it. Anyway, we haven't yet. It's on the website. Yeah, the couples. Yeah, but we haven't. I don't want to be the one to talk about it. Sure. You guys. I think Nick's did most We can talk about it. Anyway, we haven't yet. It's on the website. Yeah, the couples. Yeah, but we haven't. I don't want to be the one to talk about it. Sure.

You guys. I think Nick's did most of that, but sure. What else? I talked to our audio producer about fixing some openers. Okay. That's three things. Did that take you to midday, did it? I sent that email.

I told that. I delegated. I delegated. I delegated. I delegated. That's all right. We'll find out if year of the song. Yes, how it goes.

It's pulled off by 7.30. Really quickly, Ducker, we always love these. We like to keep our finger on the pulse with what's trending around the country, particularly when it comes to baby names. Oh, baby names. I love these articles that come out towards either the back end or the top end of the year. What's trending? What was the most popular for the year that's been?

Well, this will be interesting because we are coming up with a name for our daughter. Absolutely. In April. Imminent child going to be. And I know you've sort of got a name floating around in your heads. It's been locked in for a while. But the classic thing, the kid comes out, doesn't look like the name

you had planned. Is that a thing though? Even though they look so up until the point of me pushing out that kid, I was the same. I went, they're potatoes. If you love that name, if Flavia is the name you've always wanted to call your kid, you're going to be called that name, bro. Did you change?

No, but I think she did look like it. Oh, right. Because she kind of came out looking a little Italian with her dark hair. She's since grown into a blonde blue. She looks super Italian now. She's moved away. She's moved away. She's more northern Italian.

But no, it'll blow your mind. Okay. She'll come out. We saw the 3D scans yesterday. Yes, thank you for sharing those with us. I sent you guys a photo. Is this one of the first times she's actually moved her hand away? Yeah, we saw her face for the first time because she keeps hiding her face.

And they're like, oh, wow, she has my family's nose. We have distinct nose. And remember I told you that. You didn't believe me that I showed you. Because I'm like, what do you mean? Again, you go, they're potatoes. They're blobs. Then you saw the 3D scan.

You went, oh. And it's funny. When you sent your 3D scan, I went, oh, yeah, Lucia had the same one. But we've got ours printed. And I put them side by side. I went, oh, no, they look completely different., but we've got ours printed. And I put them side by side. Oh no, they look completely different. It's wild, isn't it?

It is wild. So we've got to give these little blobs a bit more credit. They do look a certain way. Yes. So it'll be interesting for you if you do want to stay with the name. You've kind of got an affinity for them. Otherwise, let me hit you with the most popular baby names in New South Wales, at least, for 2024. Okay.

We'll quickly go through boys. Coming in at number five, Henry. Luca's at number four, Theodore. I know like five Teddies. There's a heap of Theos being born right now. Yes, whether it's Theo or Teddy. Yeah. Even Ted. Number two, which is always in the top five, at least for the past 10 years, Oliver.

Oliver and Henry are always just surviving. Yes. I think we've gone into that. We like the ye olde names again. The grandparents' names are trending. But coming in at number one for 2024 for boys, Noah. So if you called your kid Noah, thinking, oh, it's so unique, maybe it's a bit biblical, when they start school,

there'll be 25 Noahs. For the little ladies, I think these are all names we've seen before. Isla, Mia, Olivia, Amelia coming in at number two. The number one name, Charlotte. A beautiful name. Yes, Charlotte. Whether you go with Lottie or Charlie, Char. But I love to always go at the other end of the spectrum as well, Ducko. The least common. The names that are going to be extinct. Exactly. A healthcare worker actually went viral. She revealed some of these

names she saw in 2024. This one was spelled L-E-A. And she thought when she read it on the form it was Leah. No, it's pronounced La-dasha. La-dasha. They want you to pronounce the hyphen. You've got to get bonus points for creativity, man. Creativity. Another one she saw was spelled C-V-Triple-I-L-Y-N. C-V-triple-I-L-Y-N. And she thought, oh, civilian. Yeah.

That's an interesting name. She went out into the waiting room calling civilian, civilian. And a girl called Caitlin stood up and went, no, no, V-triple-I is eight in Roman numerals. Oh, no, don't. Caitlin. Don't. Mum, dad. Caitlin.

No, that is. And the final one, she said, I've only ever seen this once. It's spelt S-H-U, S-H-U dash T-H-E-E-D. S-H-U. S-H-U. S-H-U. Shoo. Shooted. Shooted.

Yep. She's like, well, on paper, she thought it was shithead. You need to see it written down. I think you need. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the pronunciation was a bit more shoot. Yeah, it's French. Yeah, yeah.

It was a bit more Northern Hemisphere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, she went that. I've never seen that one before. What was it called? She doesn't actually have the pronunciation. She goes, on paper, I was calling their kid. Okay.

What else can you say? They thought it was hysterical while they were explaining it to me. Could you imagine the anxiety teachers get now seeing a role, a fresh role for the start of the year? Oh, I know, because you've got 25 knowers, and then you've got a civilian. You go, I can't keep up. What do I do?

What do I do? Jess and Ducco. Do you have a famous name? That's right. We have Billie Eilish tickets up for grabs. And hoolidooly, if your name is Billie Eilish, I would love to hear from you. Oh, yeah. Imagine that. Imagine that.

Did you know Billie Eilish's full name is Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell? No. Did you make that up? No, no. That's what the internet told me. So maybe your name's Billie O'Connell. Technically, that's the same name as Billie Eilish. Well, I've got one worse.

Imagine being called Taylor Swift. And you know what? I imagine there'd be multiple Taylor Swifts in the world. Probably. Taylor, very common unisex name. So now you're getting both genders. And then Swift, that's not... That's a pretty common name.

That's a pretty common word. So a 21-year-old British male cage fighter... Wow! ...has a six-foot lightweight by the name from Cheltenham... You're right. You're right. ...explained that he has the same name as Taylor Swift. I don't think he needed to explain that.

His name is Taylor Swift. He said it is very embarrassing, especially when he gets a call-up for weigh-ins and they go, coming in now, six-foot lightweight from Cheltenham, we have Taylor Swift. Do you know what's so bad, Duggar? I've just Google imaged Taylor Swift boxer. Yes.

And all it is, is pictures of Taylor Swift, the artist in boxing gloves. Boxing gloves, like AI generated. Like, super, I can't find one picture of this Taylor Swift. He said he's had a lot of people ask. Oh, there's one? He's a cage fighter, if that helps to narrow down the search. He said a lot of people have asked him if he's going to keep the name. Or when he does say his name, they ask, are you serious?

Everyone laughs at him when he goes up for weigh-ins. He says he's got 4,800 followers on Instagram. He should have more than that purely based on his name. Well, some include Swifties who've mistaken him for the fighter. So they've gone, oh, this is Taylor Swift, and they've followed him and gone, hang on a minute, this is a redheaded dude cage fighting. The question is, how old is Taylor Swift the fighter? 21.

And, oh, so Taylor Swift the singer is older. Yes. So she's had it first. So his parents. But I wonder what the age gap is. She wasn't massive when he was aged. I was going to say, I don't think he's named after Taylor Swift. No. I knew two massive when he was aged. I was going to say, I don't think he's named after Taylor Swift.

I knew two twins growing up, a boy and a girl, and their names were Will and Grace. And I'm like, you can't call twins Will and Grace when they're that 90s sitcom, Will and Grace. Yeah, that's tough. It doesn't work. It's like there's a rugby player who plays rugby union for the Melbourne Rebels whose name's Harry Potter. Oh, that's fantastic. Full Harry Potter. All the commentators have a great time with magic spells and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a player, Harry, instead of

you're a wizard. That's fantastic. I once interviewed him. I can't work Alohomora into what's being called. I once interviewed him once for the kids' TV show they did and I brought it up and he did not like it. Oh, did he? Straight up didn't like it. And so what sport did you say? Rugby union. And they would get knocked about. God forbid he gets a cut on his forehead.

I know, I know. Well, this one, there's a guy as a news anchor in the UK whose name's Albert Einstein. Oh. That's a tough carry. That is a tough carry because you make one little dumb slip up. Yep. Slip of the tongue.

You're an idiot, Albert. You forget you can't read analogue clocks. You can't be called Albert Einstein. The pressure is too great. This is my favourite, though. Marky Mark, Mark Wahlberg. Yes. He shares his name with the host of Antiques Roadshow.

Who's more famous? I don't know. A shy guy would have known that. That was shy. That's why he's left the room. He goes, I don't want to be there. Have you heard of that Antiques Roadshow host who shares his name with that weird actor? I'm like, sorry, what?

There's some no-name indie film actor called Mark Wahlberg. Because to be fair, the Antiques Roadshow guy, he'd have to be triple Mark Wahlberg's age. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got it first. Antiques Roadshow came first. We go to Vivian on 131060, asking, do you have a famous name?

Do you share a famous name, Viv? What have you got for us? My name is Vivian Lee after Vivian Lee who played Scarlett O'Connor in Bond with the Wind. Oh, with the Wind. Of course. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. You would get that a lot. Yeah.

Were you named after them, Viv, or is this just coincidence? No, my mum had read the book and then I was named Vivian Lee because she thought the character was quite strong and that would be her. Like a strong independent character. I love that. I love the name Vivian. That's a beautiful name. Let's go to Michael. Hi, Michael.

Michael. Hey, guys. Hi. Our fantastic babe. Do you share your name with a famous person? I do. Michael Richards from... Kramer. Kramer. No way.

Oh, and again, Michael, that is a very... They're both very, you know, commonplace first and last names. You're probably going to land on someone. Do you like having the same name as Kramer? I do because I'm about six foot four and, you know, have a bit of a quirk like he does too. And my middle name's George, so I kind of ties in with the Seinfeld thing. Stop it.

Big Seinfeld fans. Huge Seinfeld family, your family. That is funny. That's great. Let's go to this last one. This looks good. We've got Kelly on the line. Good morning, Kelly.

Good morning. Do you share your name? Yes. Oh, sorry, darling. No, no, you're okay. Do you share your name? Yes. Oh, sorry, darling. No, no, you're okay. Do you share your name with a famous person, you very polite lady? Yes, Destiny's Child, Kelly Rowland. Kelly Rowland?

Your name is Kelly Rowland. Stop it, Kelly Rowland. Yeah, my maiden name. Do you ever just pump out when love takes over? You sing any tunes? I can't sing. Come on, Kelly. Come on, Kelly.

Come on, Kelly. You must, Kelly. Come on, Kelly. Give us a when love takes over. This one. Hang on. If your name's Kelly Rowland, you have to learn some Kelly Rowland songs. Surely, Kelly. You need to. I have to.

Sorry. Kelly Rowland's a good one. That is a great name. Okay, if you've got any more, 131060, do you have a famous name? Do you share a famous name? Or, you know, maybe we were just talking about baby names earlier. Did you name your kid, you know, to be the same as a famous name? Knowing our surname's Freeman, I'm going to have to call my kid Morgan.

It's like when Twilight came out and everyone was getting called Edward. That's right. Edward Cullen. That's right. Okay. If your surname's Cullen, you've got to call your kid Edward. You have to. You have to.

You can't not. Do you twinkle in the sunlight? Yes, I do. I'm Edward Cullen. 131060 will call your kid Edward. You have to. You can't not. Do you twinkle in the sunlight? Yes, I do. I'm Edward Cullen. 13, 10, 6, you'll get your next. We're talking famous names on 13, 10, 6, because there is a cage fighter. He's 21 years old.

His name's Taylor Swift. Yep. He said it's embarrassing. I mean, the singer Taylor Swift came first. She's a bit older. Yeah. He's not going to change his name. That was a strong name.

It's a good name. But if you're the competitor and you see on the bill. Yeah, I'm fighting Taylor Swift. Part of you go, whoa, whoa. Hang on a minute. I know she is a multi-talented lady, but has she moved into cage fighting? Surely he's got to walk out to her tunes. Like he's walking out to Love Story.

Oh, bad. Oh, bad. I mean, it depends on your fight. Maybe there's plenty of songs to choose from. Way to throw them off. Coming out to Love Story. Oh, bad. I mean, it depends on your fight. Maybe there's plenty of songs to choose from. Way to throw them off, coming out to Love Story. What is going on? Anyway, it begs the question, do you have a famous name? Do you share a famous name with someone?

We go to Kimbra on 131060. Good morning, Kimbra. Good morning. Kimbra. Is that the famous name, like the singer Kimbra? Yes. Are you named after the singer? No, I'm named after a

family member, actually. Okay, so there's multiple Kimbras. Yeah. It is a unique name. Yeah, when that song came out all the time was, are you the singer, are you the singer? But obviously not. Obviously not. She's a Kiwi lady. Thank you, Kimbra. Oh, this looks like a bit of fun. Look who's on the line. Oh, hello, Tom. Obviously not. She's a Kiwi lady. There you go. Thank you, Kimbra. This looks like a bit of fun. Look who's on the line. Oh, hello, Tom. Good morning. Hi.

Hey, how are you guys? Good. What's your name? So my name's Tom Sawyer. Tom Sawyer's here, everyone. That's a great name. Oh, I'm part of literature for years and years. Oh, hello.

Yeah. Thank you. Do you know a Mark Twain? Because I feel like you two should be buddies. Yeah. Thank you. Do you know a Mark Twain? Because I feel like you two should be buddies. Yeah, so when I first went to the States when I was younger, I went through, as you go through the TSA check-in point, and they turned around and said, oh, where's Huckleberry Finn? Oh, yeah, excellent.

I got you. Do you get that all the time, Tom? Yeah, I do. When they check my ID, they go, are you kidding? I go, no. That's definitely my name. Oh, I love it. If your surname's Sawyer, you've got to.

The book came out in 1876, so surely, Tom, surely your parents are naming you after Tom Sawyer. We've got a Rob on 131060. Now, Rob, do you have a famous name? You've got a bit of intel on names for us. I have a bit of intel. So I deliver in a particular suburb on the coast and I've got three major celebrities. I've got James Brown, I've got Barry White

and I've got Cathy Freeman. Oh, hello. Stop it. Okay. All in the one suburb. Yep, all in one suburb. That's funny. And like you're the postie, but they probably don't know. They've got, you know, other famous names around them in the same post. Yeah. You're going, I wonder if James, Barry and Cathy ever hang out. And, again, very, like, commonplace first and last names. Yes.

But the combo, you go, oh, hello. Do you say anything to them, Rob, when you see them? I've met one of them, older guy, so it wasn't the real one, obviously. But, no, I haven't said anything to him. I just kind of giggle when I see the names on the packages. Yeah. James Brown. James Brown's a good one.

There would be heaps of James Browns. Thank you, Rob. Thanks, Rob. Paisies would see a lot, you know. They would. Oh, geez, they'd have some stories. I love those little carts. So does my dog.

I don't know, those three-wheeler tricycle carts that the Paisies ride that go like 40 k's an hour. With the sunshade? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love those little carts. So does my dog. Those three-wheeler tricycle carts at the places he rides, they go like 40km an hour. With the sunshade. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could tip it any second. Pam will just lose her mind over that. I came home the other day and he was parked in my driveway and I went, oh, that's a sight to behold. Look at that. And they zoom off. Yeah.

I love that. That's funny. Anyway, Year of the Song's coming up next. Yes, has Shy Guy worked out a theme? Shy Guy, we've got a theme yet for Year of the Song. Have you done your job? Yep, we're doing artists who snubbed at the Grammy. Oh! Snub Grammy!

Come on, Jess! Jess and Ducko. Year of the Song. This is a bit of fun and you can play along. 0488881069 is our text line number. Shy Guys come up with a theme. People have been snubbed at the Grammys. He's going to play a song of theirs.

We're going to tell him what year it was released. The Weeknd. Oh, The Weeknd. He's never won a Grammy. No, no, no. Sorry. This isn't not Grammy. These are people who have caught out the Grammys for not being a good award show.

That is not what he said. You said people have been snubbed at the award. No, you didn't say that. You said people have been snubbed at the Grammys for not being a good award show. That is not what he said. You said people have been snubbed at the award, is what I said. No, you didn't say that. You said people have been snubbed at the Grammys. So wait, wait. Snub the awards. They're not happy with the Academy. So they didn't go to the awards.

They boycotted it. Oh, that's what the theme needs to be called. People have boycotted the Grammys. Okay, let's start again. People have boycotted the Grammys. First song. Ooh. Okay.

The Weeknd. And why is The Weeknd not happy with the Grammys. First song. Ooh. Okay. The Weeknd. And why is The Weeknd not happy with the Grammys? He took frustration a couple of years ago. He did make a return yesterday to it. He said on Twitter back in that day that the Academy is corrupt and the voting committee isn't large enough and diverse enough. Ooh, okay. It's Hollywood.

Everyone's corrupt. I know. He released a new album on Friday. Yes, we've already had some requests on the text line to play his new music. Apparently that's his last album as The Weeknd. Are we going as another name moving forward? Going as his real name? I think so.

Abel. Abel. Yeah. Sorry, this song popular. Popular. Jeez, what is this? I've got no idea. Is this COVID time?

I don't know. It feels more recent-y. It does. I've got no idea. I'm going the year you were meant to get married. I'm going two years after that year. Jess is in 2020.

Ducker in 2022. The answer is 2021. Jess gets the point. Thank you. What a huge weekend. We were right in the middle. We slipped the tip. Thank you. She did not go over. What a huge weekend. We were right in the middle. We split the difference. Ellie Goulding. Why has she snubbed the Grammys?

She spoke about the lack of transparency in the voting and the nominations process. Ellie was never winning. You don't get to know about that stuff, though. What's this song again? She's mad about it. Burn. Burn. Hey, man, I got mad about the same thing with the radio awards.

So who am I to judge Ellie's mad about it. Burn. Burn. Hey, man, I got mad about the same thing with the radio awards. So who am I to judge Ellie getting upset about it? Burn. Three years in a row. Three years in a row someone's been nominated and not won. Three years. Oh, goodness. But no cookies for Jay Fudge. Are we boycotting this year if you're nominated again?

I was going to talk to you about that. It's got to be a team effort. You can't go and I not go. Imagine if I get nominated and I win it. And it's been one time. That'd be funny. I would love you. At least one of us could.

That's so true. A win for the team. A win for the team. Is a win for the team. You know what I mean? That's exactly right. What is his burn? Ellie Goulding.

Was this before or after she cheated on Ed Sheeran with Niall Horan? God, that's a good fact. I didn't know she dated Ed Sheeran. Yeah, you know Ed Sheeran, the song... Didn't have to hit with our sex, of course, that song. No. I'm in, though. Is it sing or don't?

Anyway, Ed Sheeran singing about Ellie. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. I can see what she looks like. Ducko's in it 2012, Jess in 2015. The correct answer is 2013. Yeah!

Ducko at the point. Hey, we won all. What a piece. Here we go. Ellie got it on the board. 50 cents. What? He snubbed the. Kelly got it on the board. 50 cents. What? He snubbed the Grammys?

My boy, Fitty? He tweeted, stay out of touch with this. So I'm going to need the words. Get the F out of here. Oh, jeez. He was not happy. He was not happy about not being nominated.

Was this from his Interclub album? Jeez, that's an oldie. 50 is go to bed. Is he in the 90s? 50? Oh, early 2000s. Oh, okay. You're just throwing me off.

No, no, I'm pretty sure he is. Remember when he got shot in the face and his voice got pain in it? Yeah, I feel like that was a long time ago. It was a while ago. Oh, jeez. 50 Cent has been around for a while. He has. P-I-M-P is a tough one as well.

Because I can tell you where I was when Candy Shop dropped. I can tell you I was in the playground in grade six. Yeah, really? That was good times. That made you feel really... Oh, people were at my Candy Shop. You were walking around with Chupa Chups. Chupa Chups.

Chop and Chops. Hey, man. Who calls them Chupa Chups? Right. The Spanish is where it's invented and it's pronounced Chupa Chup. No. No one calls them that. I have read that.'s invented and it's pronounced Chupa Chup. No. No one calls them that. I have read that.

Sorry, no one calls it. I'm pretty sure the Spanish who invented them call them Chupa. You can't say, you honestly say in Australia, can I get a Chupa Chup and people don't look at you weird. Well, one, I don't ask for Chupa Chups. I will just buy a Chupa Chup and it's absolutely Chupa Chup. No, you've got to go Chupa Chup. No way.

The Spanish came out. We add A's to things here. There's already an A. It's Chupa Chups. No, you've got to go Chupa Chups. No, wait. The Spanish came out. We add A's to things here. There's already an A. It's Chupa Chups. It still feels weird. It feels like you're saying it wrong. Take it up with the Spanish. Doug goes in at 2005.

I'm going 99. Oh, you're going early 90s. Yeah, I'm going early. Late 90s. Jess is in 99. The correct answer is 2003. Oh. What did you say?

2005. No one gets a point. No, too far over. Except Chupa Chups do. 05. No one gets a point. Nah, too far over. Except Chupa Chupa soon. We'll do this one for the win. Our Spanish last one. Oh, you're wrapping us up. This is a bad song to wrap us up on.

Can we do the next one? Sure. Yeah, okay. Good call. Thank you. It was 2020. Oh, yeah, I'm glad we did this. Now, why has Eminem boycotted the Grammys?

I would have thought he would have many. So he was mad that they invite you to award shows and you don't win, but they make you think you're going to win. Did he get an email saying, dress nice because you're going to win? He says they're always pitching. Slim, why didn't you win? They're always pitching in the invite that you might win album of the year. I see.

Which used to be a big deal. I don't think it is because it hasn't happened. Sorry, but like if you're nominated, you might win. It does sound so loser-y, but that's what he said. No, thank you. They did it to Calum Pong with the Daly Ams the first year and he didn't win. And then the second year, they're like, hey, you're going to win? And he's like, I'm not going. They're like, no, no, no.

You should really come. And he did win. Stacey and Melanie were on the text line. Thanks, guys. Thank you. Okay. Oh, jeez, sorry. We've lost the song. Hold on. Ah, real slim, man. Okay. Oh, jeez, sorry. We've lost the song. Hold on. Ah, Real Slim. Man. Jesus.

Was this from? This is pre-Lose Yourself. This is Curtain Call, the album Curtain Call. Oh, God. He's got, he's beautiful. This is. The red, yeah. This is.

Okay. Oh, this is Stan as well was on this album. I'm going to go what I did for 50 cents. Guess. Okay. I've got no idea. I'm going 99. No, I'm going later than that.

He's been around for a long time. Bang, bang, bang. 2,000 a month for Ducco, 99 for Jess. The correct answer is 2,000. Oh! She does it on the buzzer. The turn of the millennium. Mr. Slim.

Chupa Chups. Jess and Ducco. Ducco, I've told you in the past how unable I am to enact confrontation. Yeah. And not even where, like, I have to stand up for myself, but even just to ask a semi-difficult question. I just freeze. I can't do it. I hate feeling like I'm being difficult or potentially getting into an icky conversation. But it really came to a head yesterday where I went,

grow a pair, Jessica. Like, you've got to work this out. I ended up wasting about an hour of my life because of this fear, this restraint I have. I wanted to get my nails done, a little pedicure situation. I can't live if my toes are gross. It makes me feel weird. You look down and you always see they're dirty.

Exactly. Even if I'm not wearing sandals or an open toe, I just need to know. The toe's looking good. My toes are looking good. The dogs are looking clean. The dogs. I don't care about my fingernails, which are so much more on display, but the dog's got to be taken care of.

I thought, I'm going to treat myself. I'm going to go get myself a pedicure. We had the grandparents. It's all good. They're going to look after. But they did say, oh, look, they're- I'm surprised you didn't message me and not tell me what you were doing. Maybe in the future I need to because my in-laws are busy people.

They're retired, but they've got the vineyard and there's a lot of things that are happening at harvest time where we need to be, we're on the clock for the grapes. Grapes are our master. So they did say, look, we've got to get out of here by midday, this situation. I went, no worries. There's plenty of time for me to do what I want to do. How many people are getting a pedicure on a Monday? I thought we'll be clear to go. I roll in and because I'm too icky, I didn't even ask the question, oh, how long will it be? There was a few people waiting to be served and sitting at the chairs. I thought,

it can't be that long. These things don't take that long. I'll just sit quietly. What's a normal pedicure take? Like 10 minutes? When you're in the chair, maybe 15, 20, depending on the speed of the person. But obviously it depends how many people are in front of you. But I thought, nah, everyone looks like they're maybe wrapping up. It'll be fine. I don't have to ask. But then I'm sitting there, 10 minutes goes by, 15 minutes goes by. I'm going, I should ask. I should ask.

All right, I'm working up the courage to ask. When all of a sudden, a woman was not happy with the color of her toes, refuses to pay. She's at the counter with her little lady and she's going, I'm not paying. And that just, the volume escalates. So everyone looks over. She goes, no, I'm not happy with it. You had to do it twice. You've wasted my time. I'm leaving. And she tries to walk out of the salon. The woman gets out from behind the counter, chases her out of the salon to drag her back in. This woman, let's call her Karen, goes, don't touch me.

And like full fisticuffs. No way. She shakes this woman off her, but ends up being semi-dragged back into the salon. The owner, worker lady is yelling at her. You have to pay. You have to pay. And everyone's looking at the stage as a commotion. There was a young chick there because the kids are still on school holidays.

She gets her phone out. I went, oh my God, she's being filmed. Goodbye. She's being filmed. She eventually pays and is swearing off her head. How much is a penny these days? Is it worth fighting over? It'd be $55.

It is not worth fighting over. Not worth causing this sort of scene. Anyway, I'm still sitting there going, I need to get home to the grandparents. Yeah, yeah, the baby, we're on the clock here. We're on the clock. But if I get up now. Oh, you do. It looks like I've sided with the carrot.

Yeah. So I sat there for another 50 minutes waiting. I'm texting the grandma going, Gigi, I'm sorry. There's an issue. You're going to have to, I'm sorry about the grapes. So you're still waiting pre-getting in chair. Pre-getting in the chair. You didn't think just, hey, I'm going to have to get up and leave?

No, because I thought, I can't. Oh, you can't get up at all now? I can't follow this woman out because it looks like. It looks like you're in solidarity. No way. It looks like I would have sided with the crazy screaming lady. If they did a bad job on her, what are they going to do on me? I'm out of here.

I can't try. Even though I've been there multiple times, but they would have such high turnover. They wouldn't know who you are. They wouldn't know. And there's that many of those places. She is a loyal. She'll come back when the babysitter's sorted. even though I've been there multiple times, but they would have such high turnover. They wouldn't know who you are. They wouldn't know. And there's that many of those places. She'll come back when the babysitter's sorted. I went, well, I've got to sit here now and explain to the grandparents

why they're going to be late to pick their freaking grapes. And the grapes would be ruined. So I sat there the whole time just admonishing myself going, if you'd asked at the top, like a sane, normal, non-chicken, you would have been able to get out of here and avoided the Karen saga. So you get nervous just by asking how long do you think the wait time's going to be?

I know, I feel like that's rude to ask how long are you going to keep me waiting. I feel like that's rude. Really? It's not rude. Because it'd be like, what's the estimate of wait time? Can I go get something and come back?

I could say all that. I've just got to do some shopping. And it's all great in theory, but when push comes to shove and I'm looking at someone in the eye. You just panic and freak out. I just panic and sit quietly like a little spineless blob. Anyway, I just, anyway, there's a lesson for me.

Yeah. Ask at the top because a Karen could come screaming in and then you're trapped for another 50 minutes. Well, I mean, to get into a fist fight at a nail salon. I know. In a busy supermarket. That's just. And being filmed as well.

She'll be on TikTok somewhere today. Oh, absolutely. You know where she's going to end up. Anyway. Okay. Hope that lady's having a great day. So I made you late for the grandparents. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Anyway, I doubt they'll be babysitting anytime soon. Or I can never get a pedicure again. Oh, they've just ruined all their wine. Unless what are you doing next week? Can you? Not interested. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabucks on hit.

You have 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We'll come back to you, of course, if there is time. They're the rules we're playing with. It is for $10,000.

And our player today is Kylie. Hello, Kylie. Hi, good morning. Good morning, Kylie. Thank you so much for calling the show, wanting to get involved. No. She should be taking answers for $10,000. But without Kylie calling, this would be a real weird game.

Well, it would be a tough one, wouldn't it? It would be a tough one without Kylie. Yeah, we could have picked one of the other 25,000 people. No, no, she was the only one. Of course. She was the only one. Kylie was the only one for us. It was Kylie's day.

Yeah, it was Kylie's day. What do you want to do with $10,000, Kylie? I'd probably fix the ceiling in my son's room that's trying to fall down on top of him. Oh, no. That feels problematic. Yeah, every night you go to bed, you go, hopefully I see him tomorrow. Yeah, we bought a really crappy old house.

Okay. He got the real short end of the stick. Who wants the room where the roof falls in? I'll give it to Tim. Give it to Tim. Is Tim your youngest, Kylie? The youngest always gets left with diddly squat. Yep, Philip is the youngest.

Oh, Philip. Sorry, not Tim. Suck it, Philip. Sorry, Philip. Okay, let's fix Philip's room. I'm passionate about this. I have an attachment to it. Kylie, I don't want you to freak out when you hear the letter.

People freak out because they're like, ah, there's not enough. Why is it like X? It's Z. Oh, there's not enough. How is it like X? It's Z. Oh, no. Come on. You only need ten words that start with Z, Kylie. I reckon you've got it in you. You can do it.

Maybe. Maybe. Z. Do it for Phillip. Phillip looks like you're not getting fixed anytime soon. Phillip's getting $100 to spend online at TVSN, I think. He's not going to fix his roof, though. Nah, nah. Let's not. That's a manifest think. He's not going to fix his roof, though. Nah, nah.

Let's not. That's a manifest goodness. Let's not bury it. Greatness now, Kylie. Yes, lift for Philip. Or think about one of the other kids, if that's going to be better motivation. All right? Are you ready, Kylie?

One of the favorites. Hey, Kylie. Zed. Okay. Zed, Zed, Zed. Stop laughing. It's very serious business. Greatness in this moment.

Okay. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter Zed. Okay. Zed, Zed, Zed. Stop laughing. It's very serious business. Greatness in this moment. Okay. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter Zed, we need you to name a country. Zimbabwe. A food. Pass. A brand. A periodic element.

Zircon. A fast food chain. A periodic element. A fast food chain. What is that place? A three-letter word. Something in a horror movie. A girl's name. A number. Zero. Let's give you zero well after the buzzer. Let's just do itendaya. A number. Zero.

Zero. Zero. Let's give you zero well after the buzzer. Let's just do it because we're having fun. She didn't get zero, though. What'd she get? She got six. Yay! Hey, six with Zed is impressive.

Six with Zed is good. Come on. It is very good. With a bit of chatter in between, too. A lot of chatter in between, a lot of talking to yourself. Oh, what's that place called? That place would have been called Zambreros. That's it? Yeah. Zucko's a recent convert to Zam to yourself. Oh, what's that place called? That place would have been called Zambrero's.

That's it? Yes. Zucco's a recent convert to Zambrero. Yeah, poor man's guzman. How dare you? Let's go through these. A country, you got that. A food could have been zucchini or zoodles. Which is noodles made out of zucchini.

I mean. Oh, there you go. You think of one, you think of the other. So many options. A brand could have been Zara. You don't know what I'm thinking. A Zimmerman as well. Jess likes Zimmerman. I do like Zimmerman. A fast food chain.

Yes, Zambreros, everything else we've said, everything else you've got. You do go away though. No roof for little Phillip but $100 spent online at TVSN is coming his way. That's okay. You'll just live with it falling down tonight. Kylie, you're delightful. Thanks for joining the show.

Awesome, thank you. Bye. We do play again tomorrow, 6.30 and 8am. the show. Awesome. Thank you. Bye. We do play again tomorrow, 6.30 and 8 a.m. Jess and Ducco. Do you have a job that no one understands? I realise, trying to have this conversation, Ducco, I can't give you too much information because I don't understand. You haven't worked it out. Did you Google what the job is?

No, no. It's my friend. Yeah. So my friend we visited a little while ago and I know she's very successful. They've just bought a new house and they had another child on the way. And the reason I couldn't get her to explain this for you is because she's just popped out that kid. And I texted her yesterday and I went, Hey Em, I want to do a conversation with the rice cookers about jobs that no one understands because, no offence, when you were trying to describe what you're doing for work these days,

Angus and I left your house scratching our heads. And I turned to him and I went, could you understand what Emily did? And he went, no, I was hoping you would understand. And those ones where you're like, yep, oh, great. Oh, cool. She was talking for so long. She's in government and I know she's very well paid and she's high up. Oh, they all are in government.

Because her husband was very proud saying, oh, she now manages a team of about 30. I went, this is sounding very important. And it's something to do with buildings and like public buildings. So do you have a title? Nah. Did you ask her her title? I think I did, but I- You can't remember it.

I didn't even retain the information. That's why I texted her being like, could you voice memo me? Oh, yes. Just like 25 seconds and I can play it for Ducko and really highlight how nonsensical your job description sounds. Yeah. Because even when she was telling us, it sounded like she was tripping over her own words. She didn't even know, yeah.

What do you do for eight hours a day? So many jobs out there like that. Because then I was thinking about it. I went, my mum has one of those jobs. My mum writes training curriculum for organisations that she doesn't even work in the industry of. So she writes training programs for new employees of the Air Force. Yeah? Right.

So the Air Force hires her company. Yeah. And then she writes a training program for the new starters in the Air Force. But how would she know what to write? Thank you. How does she know what to do? My mum is not in the Air Force. No.

She's a trainer. But I went, Ma. Surely you can't copy and paste the same thing you did for, like, librarians in the training force. You know what she tells me? She goes, no, no, the industry who's hiring us gives us the data. I went, well, why don't they just write the training program? They need someone for that.

That seems like an obsolete job, doesn't it? I don't understand it. Yeah, that's bizarre. Similar to my friend Emily. Now it's my mum. I go, some really important people in my life. I can't tell you what they actually do for a living. Oh, some of the titles are so wanky and so bizarre.

Yes, and I feel like sometimes when you ask follow-up questions to your friends or family, even they know, let's not drill down too much on this because I'm going to get caught out. I have a mate who works for a hospital who's like an IT, intercommunications relationship specialist. What the hell does that mean? I was like, what do you do? Because he used to be a pharmacist.

Yes. And it's got nothing to do with that. Essentially, he is now the middleman between speaking the nerds language, who created the tech, to the scientists or to the doctors language, who need to use the info. He's the middleman who translates. I go, but you don't know the tech or how to build things. He's like, oh, man, I get stuff wrong all the time.

That doesn't feel like a job you should get stuff wrong. No, but because he was a pharmacist, they're like, well, you can speak pharmacy language slash medical. Yes. And then you can speak, you can be the middle, but his whole job is being the middle person between that and. I don't understand. And lucky we have people who can do these jobs

because we need people to hold up the economy, obviously. Absolutely. But it's just so funny to think, I even saw a TikTok the other day, a woman saying, I love my best friend and I know she's amazing at her job. Don't ask me what she does because I don't know. Even my mates in engineering and construction, I still don't fully know what they do. I don't understand it.

I don't fully get it. Unless you're doing what I do and there's only a handful of people who do it. I'm really, even my husband, what fills eight hours of your day when you own a business? I don't understand. From the nitty gritty having to pull cups out of toilet pipes to actually booking, you know, thousands of dollars worth of marketing and ad space. I go, what is your job? What is it?

Does he have a title? How do you actually fill your day? Yeah. We have some weird titles in this building. Oh, we do because they keep changing the freaking names. Yeah. Integration manager, integration promotion specialist. There's experience.

Yeah. Experience. Brand experience now. Brand experience. Yeah. Yeah. specialist. There's experience. Yeah, experience. Brand experience now. Brand experience. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lead. What does lead mean? Imagine our boss. Our boss, right, is called program director.

Yeah, what does that even mean? If you were trying to tell someone on the street, I'm a program director of a radio station. 100%. What does that mean? Are we the Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet and he's the Steven Spielberg? Is he directing? Or is James Cameron? Thank you.

Titanic James Cameron, Leo, Kate. I was so close to nailing that analogy. I don't understand. So 13, 10, 60, do you have one of these jobs where your friends and family are often left scratching their head? Yeah, what's your title? Like can you admit it that you go, yeah, no one really understands what I do.

Well, can you tell us your title and we'll try and guess it. Oh, what your day looks like. I love that. We've got those Billie Eilish tickets up for grabs. We absolutely do. Maybe it's your partner and you want to be like, I still don't really understand what they do all day. Jess and Ducko.

Jess and Ducko. 13, 10, 60 right now. We're asking, do you have a job that no one understands? Yeah. Can you admit that when you explain your job to new people or even your closest family and friends, like one of my best mates recently saying she got a promotion, I went, so what do you do now? And I realised this sucks for Radio Ducko, but I can't even tell you what she said because she spoke for five, ten minutes. And it gets too long

in a conversation where you've gone too far to go, sorry. I've known her since year seven. Like I should know what one of my best mates does for work, but it was so convoluted and kind of sounded made up. I don't know. I don't know how you feel about it. I don't understand. You sound very important. She has a team of 30.

That's the thing about friends, though, is you know what they do, sort of, to an extent, but, like, a teacher. I know what a teacher does. Exactly. You know, a builder. I understand. Even radio hosts. You get it.

You get what we do. Whereas when you start getting into management consultant, I go, what does that actually mean? And these people are too close to you that it feels insulting to dig down on. I told you I text her and I was like, Em, can you voice memo me? She's left me on read twice. She's insulted. How could you not understand that simple job she does?

We go to Jodie on 131060. First of all, Jodie, what is your job title? Strata manager. Strata. Oh, strata, like the building. Strata buildings. Like, so you manage. You manage.

The strata. The strata. You manage and organise, like, for the buildings where they need, say, new lift wells or they need to get something replaced. Correct. Whoa! I only know that because my mate had a massive strata bill because he lives in an apartment and they had water damage.

They had to deal with the strata manager. Jodie, do people scratch their head when you say what you do? They're like, oh yeah, cool. That sounds fun. Yeah. And we have a lot of people who buy into strata that actually don't understand what they've bought. Oh, so you can, like, buy into it? Yeah, so you can buy a unit instead of a house,

but people don't understand they've bought a unit. They only own the airspace. Oh, sorry, I see copy. They actually can't do what they want to. When you buy a unit, yeah, it's less admin and cheaper until you need to get all these things replaced. Oh, like I want to hang a picture. I'm going to knock a thing in the wall, a nail in the wall.

But no, Jodie owns that wall. Yeah, Jodie's got that. She's the strata manager. Yeah, that's perfect, Jodie. Exactly. And thank you for the education. Yes. Now I know.

Strata manager. Important. Janelle on 131060, what's your title? I'm the senior manager of legal support and development. What? Senior management legal support. And development. And development, obviously.

Sorry, sorry. Yes. So you're employed by the bosses to make sure they don't get into trouble? No. Do you help new people coming into the legal space? I develop them. You develop them? Yeah, there is some development for lawyers.

You're very good at this game. Maybe it's just me who sucks. What do you actually do? Well, there's lots of things my team does. I have a team as well. We support all the resourcing of the legal team as well as we also support their development, knowledge management. Okay, you just – no, Janelle, you said development, knowledge management.

Even resourcing. I don't know what any of it means. Do you love saying buzzwords, Janelle? Yeah. Well, we talk a lot about CLE and stuff like that. Of course. Talk a lot about what? Feelings?

CLE. I don't know what that is. CLE. Feelings. I'm hearing feelings. I was feelings. Okay, good. Thank you, Janelle.

I thought it was CLE. You sound important. Ash, good morning. Good morning. I love this. We're talking about your husband's job. What's his title? He's a poly process technician.

One more time. Poly? Process technician. Poly process technician. What industry? Poly. He works in a chemical plant. Oh, that's already way above my pay grade.

Yeah, that is. So can you explain? I have no idea. Do you even know what he does? No. He's been doing this job for 20 years, Yeah, that is. So can you explain? I have no idea. Do you even know what he does? No. I've been with him. He's been doing this job for 20 years, and I still cannot tell you what he does.

The way I describe it, because it's the closest I can get to what he does, because when he talks, it goes like you, Jess, over my head, and like, what did you just say? Everyone has obviously seen The Simpsons. Yeah, I love this. Yeah, Homer works in the plant. Yep. Homer works in the plant. It's literally what he does.

He sits behind big computers. And presses buttons. Presses buttons. And does shift work and gets paid to do it. And eats donuts. And eats donuts. Oh, that's brilliant. Oh, that's great, Ash.

Yeah, that would help if there is a pop culture reference or equivalent. Erin, what's your dad's job title? So we actually, good morning, sorry. Good morning. We actually call him the pump out CEO. The pump out? Pump out. Pump out.

Yeah, like pump out CEO. So what he actually does is he removes poop from people's toilets and septic tanks. So he's not a plumber. He gets it from just the septic tanks. Yeah, so from septic tanks and portaloos. He has this truck that just takes all the poop out. He's Kenny. He's Kenny. Oh, thank you, pop culture.

From the movie Kenny. Oh, there you go. Again, a hard job to explain. What was the made-up title you gave him? Because that's a good one. No, it is definitely made-up. He always says, I'm number one at people's number two. Oh, that's right.

Oh, he's got his own tagline. Let's get that on the business card. Let's wrap it up with Shannon. I feel like I've learned as much as I still don't understand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shannon, is it your job? Good morning. Is it your job we're talking about?

Yeah. What's your title? I'm a food scientist. Okay. You've said the word food. Yeah, food. Hello. I'm leaning in.

So do you design flavors or do you have to approve flavors and foods to make them like a standard? So as a food scientist, you do a whole bunch of things. So you can either do product development where you make new flavors or you do like new ice cream types or yogurts, things like that. Or you can go into like auditing and consulting. So I've gone into auditing and consulting where you go into a grower's farm and then you make sure that they're food safe so that, you know, consumers are getting safe produce at the end of the day. That's cool.

Back to what you used to do with the flavour development, or did you ever do the development side of things? Yeah, yeah. What are you most proud of? What did you work on that you were like, yeah, I'm part of the honey soy chicken team at Red Rock Deli or whatever? Massive team. Well, two things.

So first at university, we made a sweet potato fermented chocolate spread. Oh. Is that a healthier chocolate spread? Yeah, yeah. Like the kids loved it. Okay. You would like that, yeah. Sweet potato.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I made a pistachio ice cream. Oh, pistachio ice cream. Look at you go, Shannon. Food scientist. That's an interesting one. That's a good one. I want to be a food scientist.

You'd eat it all. Yeah. Jess and Ducko. Ducking over to Germany. Good to be here. Kransky, anyone? Brust. Oh, I love a Kransky.

You like that big beer shaped like a boot. Oh, yeah. I'll drink me booty. Have you done to, have you done to Oktoberfest? Yeah, I love a Kransky. You like that big beer shaped like a boot. Oh, yeah. I'll drink me booty. Have you done to, have you done to Oktoberfest? Yeah, I have. How was that? The best time ever. Is it heckers?

No, it is the most joyful place on the planet. Everyone is so happy. Do you just sit there and drink? A lot of beer. You drink, and there's roller coasters. I vomited on some. I vomited my pork knuckle. What a combination.

There's roller coasters, pork knuckle, bratwurst. Bratwurst. Yep. And just German beer wedges coming out withited my pork knuckle. What a combination. There's roller coasters, pork knuckle, bratwurst. Yep. And just German beer wedges coming out with like holding like 40 steins in a row. Wow. It's a great place to do it. It's lots of fun. That's fun.

Truly fun. Everyone dresses up. This is going to be a dumb question. I know. I don't drink beer. Can you get a rosé? No. Could you get a glass of wine?

Morgan went there not having drunk beer and had these like little sherbet shop things you can do that are like, I, like a body kind of vibe. Sure. She did those, but it's not as fun if you don't drink beer. You've got to get amongst it. The beer is so pure and so nice that I swear the hangovers aren't as bad. Okay. Even when you've had 65.

Oh, yeah. Wow. Good times. You're selling it well. Could have been because I was 22 in Germany, but I don't know. Yeah, I mean, 33-year-old duck, I might have a different experience. Day two of Oktoberfest might be a tough carry for me. But we're here, no, not for Oktoberfest.

Okay. For the National Stag Calling Championships, that's right. The gentlemen who have all stepped up trying to intimidate, oh my God, imitate a bellowing red deer. How many beers you had this morning? Imitate. Oh, hang on. So we're just copying a deer call? A bellowing red deer, of course.

The most humble of the deers. It's a unique tradition that goes back hundreds of years. Is the idea to coax the deer towards you for hunting or something? To decide whether you want to kill it or not. Nice. Gives the hunters a chance to better assess the stag. The competition took place yesterday, right? God, they really went up against the groundies, didn't they?

Tough targets. That is a tough game. Who thinks of doing that? What's on that? Any award shows on today? No, I believe it up against the ground, didn't they? That is a tough game. Who thinks of doing that? What's on that? Any award shows on today? No, I believe it's just the Stag Chapel chips. Nothing else. They all wore their traditional hunter's garb including green hats.

Thank you for the dictation. Okay, now this is what I want to get into. I've got the audio of this, right? Paint it a picture. I love it. They used specially made ox horns and snail shells and glass cylinders to mimic the sound of the bellowing red deer. Oh, like a conch. Yes.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, exactly like that. Okay. I'm surprised you knew what a conch was. Yeah, you know where I learnt that. You're not going to like it. Moana. Maui.

Yeah, he plays it. All right, so I've got the top three here. I'm just going to play them in no particular order. You tell me. Oh, whose is the best? Okay, here's the first one. So I've got to pretend I'm a female. You're a bellowing red deer.

Bellowing red deer. Which one is drawing me the most? I didn't love that one. Okay, we'll go with this one. Oh, I've got tingles there. Is that? That's actually done something to me. That sounds like the Farchione household at lunchtime.

That's how I call Angus to the beach. I'm ready, honey. Okay, so you like that one? Yeah. Okay, what about this one? Nah, nah, He stuffed that Which one do you think won? Number two

Shut up Correct That genuinely made me feel Something in my body It sounds like the oracle In Lord of the Rings Sounds like the orcs It's so low

And guttural And his breath He must be a musician Yeah Look how long He can hold that note He won it. Do you want to hear from the winner as to why he does it?

I do. Do we have a name? I was just trying to... Hans. Fabian Wenzel. Oh, Fabian Wenzel. Okay, here's Fabian explaining why he does this. The stack calling for me, the fascinating thing is to play with the stacks in the rut and look if they are coming,

if they are not coming, and what they do and what they will do. And that's fascinating. Oh, Fabian, this is not his first rodeo. And he's 100% single. He dedicates his years to this guy. Nah, he's got a deer wife. Now, do you want, this is exclusive audio we've got here at Jess and Duck HQ. Do you want to hear the first, second, third prize getters

all playing at the same time? Oh, my God. What a symphony. A symphony. Careful. There might be deers across New South Wales who start. Remember we played the recorder for the cats? Yeah, the cats go,

Why on your windows, Dan, if you're near a forest of deer? Because this will call them out, ladies and gentlemen. I give to you the trio of deer. That sounds like Babs after a four-cheese pizza. Jess and Ducko. We need to get down to business. I'm the bad guy. Duh. Babs the Irish.

This superstar is going to be at Kudos Bank Arena, end of the month. Yep. We have five double passes to give away. Did you say five? Five, baby, which means call the fame of day. Plus. We're giving away a double pass every day. And a nice accommodation, all thanks to Park Royal Dulling Harbour in Sydney,

which is your gateway to the vibrant heart of Australia's most iconic city. So you're going to get down there and going to go, oh, no, I'm going to have to come hot. No, no. Uh-uh-uh. You've got a bed to rest your head after enjoying what Billie Eilish said. Oh, goodness me. We're out of here.

Have a good one, Shy Guy. Wrap the show up for us. Yeah, Ash won the call of fame. Let's just get out of here. Oh. Ash won the call of fame. She did. We had wonderful contributors.

Yeah, fantastic. Do you have a weird job? What's your job title? Do you not know what your job is? Yeah, fantastic. Do you have a weird job? What's your job title? Do you not know what your job is? Yeah, yeah. Or is there someone in your life whose job you really should understand that you just don't? We asked Ash, what does your husband do?

He's a poly process technician. One more time. Poly? Process technician. Poly process technician. What industry? Poly. He works in a chemical plant.

Oh, that's already way above my pay grade. Yeah, that is. So can you explain? I have no idea. Yeah, do you even know what he does? No. I've been with him. He's been doing this job for 20 years,

and I still cannot tell you what he does. But the way that I describe it, because it's the closest I can get to what he does, because when he talks it goes like you, Jess, over my head. And like, what did you just say? Is everyone has obviously seen The Simpsons. Yeah, I love this.

Homer works in the plant. Homer works in the plant. It's literally what he does. He sits behind big computers and presses buttons. We love that. She dumbed it down. She spoke our language. She did. So now I feel like I know what

Ash's husband does. He's Homer. Does that make Ash Marge? Ash, does that make you Marge? Yes, I'm Marge. Well, Marge and Homer are going to Billie Eilish, babe. Well, I'm actually not going to take my husband. I'm going to take my daughter.

Oh, stop, Homer. Leave him at home. He can stay. My daughter would kill me. Take whoever you want. The tickets are all yours. Congratulations. Thanks for getting involved.

Thank you. Thank you, Ash. Hey, more chances again every day this week, as Jess mentioned. We've got them tomorrow. We've got them Thursday. We've got them tomorrow. We've got them Thursday. We've got them Friday. We've got them Friday, baby, don't you? But Friday we're going to mix it up to get them.

Friday it's... Oh, Friday we're going to make you jump through a bit more of a hoot. Babs or Billy game. That's right. We're going to have three... Yeah, we'll work that out. We're going to have a discussion off-air. That's an off-air chat.

Oh, it was a fantastic show. And Shy Guy made it the whole three hours. We're happy to leave. Good on you for staying today. Proud of you. You're standard. I've stayed every day for the last year and three weeks. No one's had more sick days than this guy. Am I right, Babs?

Not true. Scabies flare up. You've got to finish the course of antibiotics. They keep getting stronger if you don't finish the whole course. Sick day number seven? Easily. He's tapping into your paternity leave. That's how much more leave he needs. Yeah, he gets my paternity leave. Shaga, there's a clause in his contract that says

when Taco's on paternity leave, I get paternity leave. That's right. So we both get it. He's not silly. As you know, the only one who's going to be in the hospital birthing

suite with me and my wife will be Shy Guy. Oh, that's right. That's right. I'm filming it. When we think of cool, calm, collected customers, you want Shy Guy there

just to keep things level-headed. Just Shy Guy going, looking down, going, it's fine. I think I see her shoulder. It's fine.

It's fine. What do you want me to say? Imagine you... Wouldn't you want to hear that it's fine. I think I see her shoulder. It's fine. It's fine. What do you want me to say? Imagine you... Wouldn't you want to hear that it's fine? I genuinely asked Morgan. I was like, I just think it would be really funny if Shy Guy was in the room. Can we please have Shy Guy just in the corner? And she's like, no.

And I was like, please. All right, Ducko goes down with a mystery illness. You get the call-up. Morgan doesn't know who else to call. Oh, Shy Guy, you've got to come in. How would you keep things calm? What would you say? What are your encouraging words?

What end am I at? The business end. Yeah, you see, that's a big, that's a lot going on. You've got to step up, man. I'm going to say, so I'm Morgan. Ah! Shy Guy, what's happening? It's fine.

You're doing great. It's not fine. I'll give you five. You're doing great. That's good. Yeah, and then we'll high five. That's how it goes in my mind. It's not fine. I'll give you fine. You're doing great. That's good. Yeah, and then we'll high-five. That's how it goes in my mind. Not a great audition to have him in the room, Doug.

To be fair, I thought it was me. Please don't high-five your wife. You were more of a fist bump. Hey, I ain't doing it. You know I'll be live streaming. Hey, guys, Doug Mann here, just coming live from the birthing suite. Say hi, honey. You'll be, you know, like in action movies where the cameraman has

the belt camera so they can run with the actors. That'll be you. I'll have my head right up in there. I won't. You might headbutt your baby. You've got to make space. My friends keep asking me if I'm going to look down. Some mates you did and some who didn't.

And Morgan's like, I don't think you should. You don't want to miss that. That's what I'm saying. I don't want to miss it. Firstly Morgan's like, I don't think you should. You don't want to miss that. That's what I'm saying. I don't want to miss it, firstly. But secondly, I don't want to see it. But you've got to catch it. Oh, do I? So I beg the people for that.

I'm nervous enough for cutting the umbilical cord. You know what I mean? But that is a later down the track. Can I get a shirt saying, I survived Morgan's labour? Babs, put an order in. Vista print, I think. Let's all get one as a team and you guys can rock up. The umbilical cord stays attached for a bit.

That's like 10 minutes down the track. But at action time. Do they clean the baby before they give it to them? Nah. They'll wipe her down a bit, but then straight on the chest. I'm joking. I probably will look down. You'll look down, you'll catch, and you'll cut.

I'll do all the things. That's right. Morgan has done enough in that moment. You'll do the rest. And then she'll do everything else for the rest of the day. Oh, hey, we're out of here. Enjoy the rest of your days. We're back in Torrance Wednesday.

It's Shy Guy Dips Day for cereals. You can win his box. And the magnet. On the fridge, the magnet goes up and grabs. Plus what? What else do we do on Wednesday? Say the same. Oh. Say the same. One of the great games. Say the magnet. On the fridge, the magnet goes up and grabs. Plus what? What else do we do on Wednesday? Say the same. Oh.

Say the same. One of the great games. Say the same. That's all happening. We nailed that last week. We did kill it. I was so proud of us. It was very good.

Yep. If you missed anything, grab the podcast. We will. See you tomorrow. Bye-bye. Bye. Mrs. Kett in year three,

she really sat me down. Her name was Mrs. Kett. Jess and Ducko. That was the Jess and Ducko podcast. Macca's McOz range and new Vegemite McShaker fries are for a limited time. So, Macca's run?