Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | I washed my mutti

Episode Date: July 2, 2025

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Trying the cafe's new blend today. Smoother, bolder, better. I'm loving it. Jess and Daco! This is the Jess and Daco podcast. Here's Jess and Daco. Welcome to the podcast, everybody. So I actually brought in a packet of chips

that I thought we could taste test. Oh yeah, I'm looking forward to tasting that. There's bigger, there's bigger. Sorry, it's people walking past. You know what I was about to say? There's bigger fish to fry. Yeah, oh, I like that. You like that?

That is a nice segue. So you will hear it in the show today, fish to fry. Yeah. Oh, I like that. You like that? I like that a lot. That is a nice segue. So you will hear it in the show today, but the saga of trying to give away what I see is a very valuable treasure in 61 glass jars. It's not going as I planned, Ducco. I thought we could trade

maybe the whole collection for something huge. Maybe we could divvy up the collection and end up with a whole swag of stuff. People aren't taking it very seriously. People just keep saying to me put tea lights in them or put a hydroponic plant. We did have one guy message and say I'll give you my fish tank with filter and some form of swordfish in there. No no not swordfish, to sword tail plaities. I don't know fish too well, sword tail platings. But unfortunately, Shy Guy's done a bit more of a deep dive. Zero followers, zero following, zero posts.

Zero posts, it's fake. And he hasn't responded to any of our messages. What a weird prank. What does he want to do with the jars? Anyway. But it got us excited because we have talked about a studio pet. We wanted, we toyed with hermit crabs so they died and they stink. And it's a bit of admin. We toyed with a guinea pig, gerbil or hamster. It was a HR issue. Snake. We're not snake people. We thought fish could be perfect. Get a little fish bowl in here, filter. Babs going to feed them when we're on holidays and we take some breaks. And weekends. She's not doing anything else with her time.

Or even fish that can, you know, feed them and we'll have. Actually, we've got an expert on. Why am I trying to answer her questions? I know why we spit balling now. Because, yeah, as I said, this person on DM wet our appetite for fish but it sort of fell through and then we get a call from young Kyle good morning Kyle. Good morning guys how are you? Couldn't be better babe now Babs gave us the headline of what you had talked about with her and she went you know what let's talk directly to the team. Let's do it. Kyle where are you calling from? I'm currently in Sydney but I'm line of what you had talked about with her and she went, you know what, let's talk directly to the team.

Let's do it. Kyle, where are you calling from? I'm currently in Sydney, but I'm from Finvision Aquariums, Antugra. Great. So you heard us talking about the glass jar saga, this message that got us excited. And what did you want to say? Yeah, well, I saw how excited you guys were and I thought maybe we could donate a fish tank towards the Office and all the gear and some fish and everything

This is we've been I know you're a listener of the show big fan you guys listen to in FinVision Aquariums there as well We appreciate you guys. We've been talking about wanting a show fish for so long Absolutely, but because we're all tight asses Who's gonna they're not cheap to set them up properly and we're all tight arses, we're like, well who's gonna buy- they're not cheap. To set them up properly, and we're not talking, Kyle, just the glass bowl, you're talking a proper thing that keeps these fish happy and well. Yeah, definitely, yeah. So we'll get a full kit up, proper filter, I'll set it up, get some plants in there and everything. A little castle I can sit on the bottom. Oh, what little treasure chest like in Nino and the bubble pops out. Something like that.

If you want a treasure chest, I can get a treasure chest. Okay, now Carl, this is fantastic, but what fish would you give? Because we do need four, because there's me and Jess, obviously, they're gonna be the best. When you two fish that are better than another two fish. I'm not better.

Hotter, fitter, funnier. So it's like picture two good fish than the team-oo version of the other two. And we want that, that's in Chagas. When you think, when you think, Kyle, what species of fish did you have in mind to represent us? I don't know, to be honest. We like building ecosystems. So I love having everything working together. Oh okay. That's like we're a team. We're a team. We're an ecosystem.

Yeah exactly. It's a team. So I've already, you know, you love your little sword tails and stuff. So you can get something like that. Yeah and also that's the question. What fish get along with the sword tail? Ah yeah well there's actually so many. There are okay good. I've been here for hours. You can get different types of guppies and sword tails. Yeah, well, there's actually so many. There are. Okay, good. You can get different types of guppies and swordfellers. Oh, that's Babs.

She's a guppy. Babs could be a nice guppy. She's a little guppy. She's a little guppy and they get along. Now, this is my issue, Kyle. I don't want to come in the next day and the guppy has eaten. Guppies are quite attractive. We know she's a babe.

But Kyle, this is my issue. I don't want, and I know you'll flag this because you build ecosystems there at Finvision, but I don't want to come in the next day and the guppy has eaten the platy. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. No, no. At the same time. Okay.

And then do you have like a long, thin fish for Shy Guy? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, definitely. You can get some long fin briskinoses or Corydoras. I got some really nice Corydoras catfish. Do you sell eels? They're beautiful. Eels, yes I do actually. We have full marine systems.

Wow! You've got everything there. Clownfish and I've got about 150 clownfish at the moment. Clownfish sounds fun. I mean did Finding Nemo do so much for clownfish? Did they boom in popularity? Yeah it did. It was a blessing to get a curse for the reef, to be honest. What? What are we?

It was an absolute blessing for awareness. Early on the piece, there was a lot of collection. Of course. It wasn't, wasn't properly regulated, but nowadays it's amazing. Isn't that so funny though, Carl, because in that movie, you know, it actually kind of shows don't break up the fishies, but everyone then went, well, now we know we want to get them, want to get them. Want to sell them.

Yeah. Well, there's a lot of our, we've actually got a captive breeding setup. So sort of our setups, uh, like our clownfish are all captive bred. So they're not taken off the reef. Oh, I love what I'm hearing. That's much better. Things like that. A lot of corals are captive spawn now too.

And we've got a lot of trade partners that are doing the same thing. Oh, it's like lab grown diamonds, Kyle, you know, you're not actually harming the earth or people. Now I'll put it around our ecosystem Kyle, I'm just wondering maybe we should all get a different fish to represent us because that's more fun. Even though you and I are coming at the same energy, you're right, maybe we need different fish species. Babs is a guppy, do you have like a small fish but like is massive with heart, you know

like a cute small. Small but mighty Kyle, what comes to mind? Small but mighty. You know. Gosh. Let's see. I know we're putting you on the spot here. Yeah.

No you have. A baby blizzard or something. I don't know. What's a baby blizzard? Yeah, yeah, well I'm just trying to. So you've got your sword tail. Yeah. You've got a nice like a dalmatian platy or something like that.

It'd look pretty cool. Okay. And you can go with your catfish at the bottom. So there's your three. He's not a cat guy Kyle. I don't know if we can. You are a bottom feeder though. You gotta have a bottom feeder. Everyone needs a bottom feeder in their lives. Maybe that's more me to be fair. What's the bottom feeder actually? Hang on a minute. Don't you reckon? If feeder is in the tannin's your, what's your hungriest fish?

What will eat the other fish out of house? And then maybe even eat the other fish if they're that hungry. Oh man. Well, I, um, I'd say goldfish, but you know, I wouldn't put one of them in your tank. Nah, that feels a bit too basic bitch for me, Kyle. They are. They really are. I think I'm fancier than that.

I need a fancy fat fish. We got some nice little danios and stuff like that too. What was that? Danio? Yeah, danios. Danio fish. Show me that, Ducko. Oh, they're cute.

A pink one perhaps. A pink danio. They're nice. How's the spotty guy? Third row down. Look up. Yeah. Yeah.

Danny, I'm going to write that down. What do you want us to look up? And for Ducko, where do we land on Ducko? Yeah, what am I? Oh, well, we can look up celestial pearl Danios. Look at them. They're beautiful. Oh my God. That sounds beautiful. Celestial pearl Danio.

Goodness me. That's very pretty. That's a gorgeous, that's the... The good looking fish. Do you feel connected to that breed of fish, Ducko? I feel like I could be either a Celestial Pearl Danio or just the green, well, there's a humble sword tail perhaps. Are you the sword fish? The sword fish, the sword tail.

For our ecosystem, do you reckon we need a sword tail in there, Carl? Oh yeah, you'd definitely get one. So how do you feel? I've just got this written down, Carl. You tell me if this passes your checks for an ecosystem. Babs is a guppy, Shy Guy is the bristle nose, Jess is one of the danios and Ducko is the swordtail platy.

Yep, that'll work. We can make that work. Okay. Definitely. We can even chuck a couple extra ones in there just for all the listeners. Oh, and a rice cooker representative. That's fun. And we can also do some stuff on air.

Hey, we'll name you after one of our fish. Oh, sorry. The bristle nose I've written down, Kyle. Is that the catfish? The bristle nose is you, Jess. You're the bottom feeder. That's what you are. Sorry.

That's good though, isn't it, Kyle? Because you need someone to clean the gunk up off before. We are 100% in the episode and that's you. That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen. That is so good. No, that's so ugly. Hey, you even said everyone needs a bottom feeder. I did Gunga off the floor. That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen. That is so good. No, that's so ugly.

You said everyone needs a bottom feeder. I know, but look at him, he's gross. I'll be the fucking bristle nose then. I don't care. Look at him. Alright, does that mean Shy Guy is the sword tail pluddy and Tucker is the bristle nose? I'll be the bristle nose.

Will you? You're not a catfish guy. No, but like look at that thing. I mean, I'm all about people standing out and being different, you know? Oh, that's nice. Would you say Kyle bristle nose is one of the more misunderstood fish?

Oh, I'd say so, but most aquariums will have one to be honest. Yeah, cause you need a bottom cleaner. You need a gunk cleaner. You need something. I suppose the bristle nose is closest to the ground, which represents me, you know? What, your interpretation of fish, I'm so bad. Huge fish, I've always been a gun cleaner. I suppose the bristle nose is closest to the ground, which represents me. What? Your interpretation of fish. Huge fish. I've always been a fish cure.

I thought you were the bird guy. I'm the nature guy. Kyle knows that. He's the fauna guy. Well, Kyle, we'll take you up on that. Kyle, you're amazing. We'll get the bristle nose. We've got the bristle nose, the danio, the sword tail platy, and the guppy. The guppy. Great.

What was the long thin one you said? I don't know if I'm loving platy for Shy Guy. The Short-Tailed Platy and the Guppy. The Guppy, great. What was the long thin one you said? I don't know if I'm loving Platy for Shy Guy. We need the thin. What did you say was the skinny long one? So you can get long thin bristlenoses too. Instead of just a standard bristlenose you can actually... I don't know if we can have two bristlenoses.

No, no, no. The long thin... Well you get long thin Danny O's. He's so much more attractive than the other ones! Yeah, nice! Ducco, that's you! Is he still a bottom feeder? Uh, yeah. Yeah, great. Nah, you know what? I like my guy.

You like your disgusting guy? You know what your guy looks like? Now he's gonna hit me with the sting here. He looks like Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean. With the tentacle beard! Sorry Jess, that's just far too niche. Yeah, I like... of the Caribbean with the tentacle beard. Sorry Jess, that's just far too niche. Yeah, I like, I'm one for the bristle nose.

Oh, I love that for you. Way to lean in. Thank you so much. Alright. I love it. Kyle, how do we make this happen? Because we're going to, do we need to come to you to get, or do you need to set the tank up in our studio here? Yeah, what I can do is I can set it up at our shop, let it run and cycle. cycle that way when I deliver it I can have all the fish just come straight in and they'll be happy So no worry about it. Yes

If you want to come to the shop you can pick everything like yourselves You know when people go to the RSPCA and they cry and connect with the puppy Maybe we need to go connect with our fish Talk to the fishies. Yeah, you get the tank set up They get a a little castle on the bottom, the treasure chest, all that sort of gear. I reckon we do a team trip. I'm gonna go do a little team trip. I want to make sure you connect with the bristle nose. I feel connected just by googling. Can your hand feed a bristle nose? Ah yeah, a bit of zucchini, they'll get on that. I love vegetables, I do love vegetables. I don't know, you can feed, what do we feed

these fish? Just fish flakes or are we going full like veggie? Yeah, yeah. Some flakes and pellets. You could put it like a bit of zucchini in there at work. I want my fish to eat better than the other fish. I was going to say, Kyle, do they have different diets? Because Ducko the man, very particular diet. Well, his bristle nose need particular that we have to keep the other fish away from.

Yeah, yeah. Well, I've got some. There'll be some little algae wafers and stuff for him and then some little flakes and that for the others. So are you telling me the other fish will reject the algae flakes and the bristle nose gets to clean them up? Ah, they'll probably try and take it. Oh, don't take my food, let it come down to me. Yeah, exactly. And you know guppies have IBS issues, so that's good for babs as well.

Absolutely. Yeah, guppies can't eat all sorts of things. They can't eat burritos? You cannot put a burrito in a fish tank. We just come in one morning, just babs on a hand feed, some guppies, some guzzmies. You want some guac? Well, Kyle, from Finvision Aquariums in Tuggera.

Kyle, you are a delight. Hang on a minute, the all important question. How many jars do you want? Oh yeah. I'll get one then, how about that? Oh, you know what Kyle, I'm gonna give you my best jar. We'll give you it, we'll get the best one. We'll get the Mutti.

The best jar for Kyle. And we are gonna fill it with some Jess and Ducco merch. We'll make sure we tag your requirement on social media. These fish will get very posted around. You are incredible, Kyle, that's so kind. We're so grateful. You're a legend. You sound like- I'll stock it with a succulent and I'll put it in the

shop. Oh, there you go. Your hydroponic plant. Oh, it's a whole thing. How good is that? All right, Kyle. We are going to- Babs or Shy Guy's going to give you a call back. We'll be in touch, Kyle. All right. We'll make this happen. Easy peasy. You're a legend, mate. Thank you so much. Thank you, guys. Appreciate it. Appreciate it. What a delightful young person. How good is that? Darko, that is... He's hung up, so you just call him back. We'll call him back later. I don't think it can go in the studio because it'll be humming.

What? I was thinking right here. It'll be humming. It needs to live out there. Does it have to get tagged as well? We need to get tested and tagged. Oh, like the lava lamp again. If they didn't let you have an on lava lamp, I don't imagine I'm allowed to fish tank next to my desk.

That was my thought is that the tech team Why did you let us talk to Kyle for 20 minutes? No, otherwise we can put it on Babs' desk. Yeah. Well that's what I was thinking. Oh, you mean it might not be able to be allowed in the building, has to get tagged. Well that's, we'll just get a test and a tag.

Fuck this place, man. Let's just do it. Let's just do exactly, Shy Guy, yes. Let's just do it and ask permission later. I mean, look, we say test and a tag, but this one expired two years ago, so... Nah, fuck him. But also, we can just get it tested and tagged. Like, it's not...

It's a label maker. Have we extracted blood from a Moschino? Then we're not out of ideas. What did I say? Moschino. We've all been having some slip-ups today, haven't we? Have we extracted blood from a Moschino? Then we're not out of ideas. Exactly right. Alright, well you've got a busy day. You've got to pick what jar you're gonna get. Oh I know,

don't worry, I know exactly, I know my best jar, look. She's going to pick out of the 62 jars, she goes right into the patch and she will pick out what appears to be... Oh look, she's really rumbling in there, she's actually, she's actually ranked them. Struggling to find it. She's ranked them from 1 to 62. That's the one you were gonna give away to them. That does look like a nice jar. No, no, because it's my best one, Shy Guy. That is a nice jar. It used to hold roasted red peppers.

It's round, good, secure on the lid. Great lid, clear. This could fit a lot of merch for Kyle. Oh yeah. Are we just giving Kyle merch or are we giving the whole shop merch? Just Kyle. Just Kyle.

One GSP merch. I think he was being nice by taking one off our hands. I don't think he wants it. You think he's going to appreciate my best jar or should I give him one of my shit jars? We can give the whole shop merch. I think yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. We'll put let's put a bunch of merch in there for the guys. Are you telling me he's going to respect the jar? I think so. I mean he's putting a s*** out of the jar. Look he's putting a plant in there so I don't. He might need more space then. You know, it depends on what plant, right? But if you were going to put a plant in a jar, would you like a big jar? You should put it in like a skinny one.

Oh, it doesn't really matter. You can do it for any, whatever you want. You pick your own jar. Do you know what? We'll take the crate cause they're not going to go. When we go visit. So rude. They are.

Tricia. The studio one time. So the trampoline disappeared from the studio for a bit. Remember that? Yeah. It went missing. It went missing. That's when the sales took it. See?

Everyone makes fun until they go, oh, I'll have a go. And they steal things. Oh, you do listen. I do. No, not you, sales. You didn't get it. I don't have my headphones on. I feel really weird.

You feel naked, don't you? Feels really odd. Okay. Well, let's work it out. Either we can put on Babs, sales. Oh. You didn't get it. I don't have my headphones on, I feel really weird. You feel naked, don't you? Feels really odd. Okay, well let's work it out. Either we can put on Babs' desk. Yep. So we can see them.

I wonder how big, like. I really wanted them right here. We need to work this out. I wanted them right here. Well, when I was speaking to him on the phone, he said smaller tank. Because let's be real, team. Yeah. This shit ain't cheap.

No. So are they not going to give us the big one as is their prerogative? No. Yeah, I think we only need like a mediumish tank. For four fish. As long as the bottom feeder has enough bottom to feed on, you know what I mean? Well, that's exactly it. I wonder what the bottom will be. Will it be rocks? Don't know, it's up to Kyle.

It's up to Kyle. We'll figure this out. I told him I would ring him later. And let's just see. Let's make sure he gets also before we go down there and film, if we do do that or if he just sends it up, you know, because he's going to need to install. That's the other thing. Also, is Kyle the boss? Like does he have the power?

Sounds like it. It did sound like it was. He was. And they listened to the show on the shot, which is fantastic. That is so kind. Yeah. Okay. All right.

We'll sort this out. I would like to get a temperature check. What sort of retail spaces that we get played in? Like we're in Baby Bunting. Yeah. Well, yeah, we are. We are in Baby Bunting. Yeah, yeah.

Yep. They have a Jess and Ducco. The one here. Yep. Cool have Jess and Ducco. The one here. I know we're at the, I went into, what's the tie, not tie, are car parts and stuff. Repco. We're in a Repco? I heard it at, oh crap, where was it? Doctor surgery.

Yeah, it was at like a doctor surgery or something random like that. I know my friend plays at their dentist. There you go. What I do is I go onto places where it's playing and I wait, I know when our promos are coming on. So at like 2.28 I'll go on there when it's our promo and I like lip sync it live.

I just do me over me. Everyone's like, are you the guy? Everyone would love to see that live because no one gets to see the radio show live. That's it. It's just us four in this little box and Babs isn't even in the box half the time. She's outside. Lucky though.

She doesn't see no one wants to be in this box. I have a great time. I don't smell anything. Okay, great. Let's follow up on that. That's amazing. We have a great show for you though, if you're listening. If you've come through this whole journey now for 17 minutes and you've heard us in

discussion of the fish tank, I'm glad. You are privy to some great stuff happening. That girl who listens to Go To Sleep, I wonder if she's asleep yet. Or I wonder if she's still awake. Ooh, surely we amper up to. I can't comprehend. I can't see us drifting anyone off. We should do sleep stories.

You know? Oh, that's nice. And we all do little voices. You could do all the sound effects. Yeah. Because as we've established. Good. You could do all the sound effects. Yeah. Because as we've established. Good at mouth stuff. Great at mouth stuff.

And the horse. And a Spanish man. Or possibly vague Latin American. Hello, senorita, baby. You look so beautiful up there. I don't mind if you don't go to the Europe with your boyfriend, because you stay home with Pablo. I don't like it.

You're the only one who don't like my charm. That's right. I make ladies very wet. When does your boyfriend leave again? I make ladies very wet. I just got a mop up underneath Babs. Even Shaggy, he come from sick to midnight over there. That's right.

Feel that desk. I feel like erection. Oh, I've never heard that from you. 6 p.m. See that feel like death. Feel like erection. Oh, I've never heard that phrase. 6pm till 12. Cause usually your doodle hangs down to the floor, right? At six. So when you're hard.

Does it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How would you know? You haven't described. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She'd never seen a flaccid dick in her life. People get so hard around bad. Straight away.

She only sees them. Perhaps you know they could be flaccid. She walks in with her Rusty on. Dong. Ping, ping, ping, ping.ustered. She walks in with her rusty on. Bing, bing, bing, bing. Whoa! She's a sex magnet. Holy shit! Is that us?

Why is Jess like thrusting on me? Because you're a sex magnet. Jess and Ducco in the morning. Welcome to, what day is it? Wednesday. Are your tits up? My tits are up. They're always up.

I've actually worn a crop top today. I've got a crop top. I've got a crop top. I've got a crop top. I've got a crop top. I've got a crop top. I've got a crop top. I've got a crop top.

I've got a crop top. I've got a crop top. I've got a crop top. I've got a crop top. I've got a crop top. Welcome to Wednesday. Are your tits up? My tits are up. They're always up. I've actually worn a crop top today. Oh, they're up. Mine are up. They're popping up.

They're popping up. Crop top, you exercising? Uh, no, but it was left on my pile of clothes from exercising yesterday, Ducco. So I saw it this morning. I went, ah, she can have another run. Oh, so she's dirty. Uh, she'd be sweat. I mean, post exercise, there'd be post exercise.

We know you can sweat. Certainly not, um, mud, but you're right. Dirty just infers use, has it, doesn't it? Yeah. So absolutely. And you know, I haven't trained for about six weeks because in lieu of seeing my PT, I was seeing your golf coach. Yeah.

I apologize. Our golf coach, the swing Dr. Mitchell. Yep. Uh, so I seeing your golf coach. Yeah. I apologize. Our golf coach. Yeah, yeah. The swing Dr. Mitchell. Yeah. So I haven't actually trained. Yeah, right. Oh my god. So you'd be, you would have sweated even more then.

The issue is, Ducker, I almost got gassed before I got sweaty. I just fell off the fitness so far. Were you talking flatulence or were we talking being cooked? No, we're talking about being cooked. I just, you know, his hip thrusters. Goodness gracious. Females are notoriously strong at hip thrust too. Oh well, not this female, doll.

Should I have been better at that? It's like, you know how girls can like, you know, usually post a bit of a good squat or a deadlift, but struggle with the chin up. Very true. I think naturally we gravitate towards even just loading up the lower half as opposed to, you know what? I'm not bad at bench press. Oh, that's interesting. I'm actually not bad at that. Right.

Where is the hips? Goodness. But I'm blaming. I've been golfing for six weeks. It's also because you know, hip thrusts, you don't use the practise much. It's all Gussie Boy doing all the work. So you're just, you know, that's, there it is.

Thank you, sir. You're absolutely correct. I'm not giving myself- He can, I've seen him hip thrust. He can hip thrust a good amount, you know? He hip thrusts for Australia, don't you worry. He is a gold medalist when it comes to hip thrusting. But I do want to know-

Put that duolingo down, sweetheart. Clothes-wise- I'll be the bar. Clothes-wise- Back to the bra. Yeah. What do you, what do you re-wear again? Like exercise pants, if I wear them training, I'll get a day or two more out of them because they're fine. I can't tell you the last time I washed my leggings and my issue is you know I'm doing my no spend year.

I can't afford to have things in the wash for too long. Nothing dries in this weather, so I've got one pair of leggings that are half decent. Nothing does dry. I'm sorry. They need to stay in rotation. A t-shirt. Oh, I didn't put my t-shirt in the wash. I probably should. Yeah. Normally if I sweat in the t-ex, I might get another day out of it. But if I really sweat in it, I let that one go. With the combination of no deodorant, which I'm still getting to the Rice Cookers. Thank you.

They're still sending me natural. I got one literally last night. Hey Jess, another deodorant recommendation. They feel sorry for Shaka and me sitting in here. Has Dukko posted something and blocked me from it? Like guys, keep inundating her with recommendations. Hey guys, Dukko here on the story. Jess can't see this. Please, please help us. I'm like, Kelsey, why have you said, we haven't talked about my deodorant

issues for weeks. Yeah, we haven't. But no, t-shirt I think is a one, for me, a one use only. Yeah, yeah, okay. But it would appear bra. Nah, that's a bit of a go. Bra, yeah, interesting. Yeah, because I suppose like, I'm trying to think,

I don't obviously wear a bra, but undies. It's a bamboo though, it breathes. So if you've got a bamboo undie. Yeah, got me tradie ones. Breathable. Sometimes, it depends what I've done, but usually, usually my undies, they ask. Well, I saw you and the wife and the baby do a session yesterday.

I took the baby to the gym yesterday for the first time. How close were you to putting a two kilo dumbbell in Flo's hand? I did. And then I did. And then I was like, ah, that doesn't look good for the video. Could squash her. I, yeah. Fair.

She, um, she was not a good squatter, a spotter, but she was small than me, which was handy. That's good. You know? Does it make you feel big? Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Your quad's next to hers. You look humongous. Oh, which was handy. That's good. You know, doesn't make you feel big. Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Your quads next to hers. You look humongous. Oh, I was checked. She just, there's so many mirrors in a gym. So she just likes staring at herself in the mirror. Absolutely. Nice to see Morgan. I think you said in your video, her first session back, how'd she go?

First session postpartum. She went well. Oh, that's why she was doing all her pelvic floor checks last week. She was doing like, she's like, looks like I'm doing nothing, but she was doing pelvic floor stuff and she was doing like little. Anyone who's pushed out a kid. I salute you Morgan. Yeah, it was the first one back. It was good. She was just going, she's like, looks like I'm doing nothing, but she was doing pelvic floor stuff and she was doing like little chin stuff. Anyone who's pushed out a kid, I'll salute you Morgan. Yeah, it was the first one back. It was good.

She was just going a bit insane. Really wanted to get out of the house, got the all clear from that lady, physio as we know Morgan had a great time. Her uterus isn't going to fall out, her pelvic floor hammock. Nothing's falling out. Excellent. All the tests have been done. So went to the gym.

Might be a little bit longer till she's hip thrusting though. Yeah. Cause that obviously works a lot down south. But yeah. You never told me about Morgan's. Um, yeah, in the bedroom, in the bedroom, which is like, yeah, no, she's animated. That's right. You know all about Gus. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cause he's the one doing everything. It's more than I know about you. I don't know about him. I just assume you just go hell for it. Yeah. It's basically just like, I'm like an ever ready rabbit running around the room. You know what I mean?

And every time that she just catches me. It's like whack a mole. Gotta get him. Get him. That's exactly what it is. I got him. Ah, you've got me for a bit. It's you just like sticking your doodle.

Get him. Get him. Where is he? Get him! Can you tell I went to time zone recently? Played Whack-a-Mole? Yeah, Whack-a-Mole on a reference. Lucky she's asleep early. Actually I did leave her, she was breastfeeding as I was leaving because Flo just woke up when I left. But you know, Flo would sleep through the night though, So come on. Good on her. She can get up. That's enough time. She's been to the gym.

She was cooked. She was tired. Oh, how soon are you getting her on the protein shakes with the creatine? Oh, there's creatine in her milk right now. It's great for the mind. Time to bulk honey. Do we bulk in winter to shred in summer? Correct.

Yeah. Yeah. So like I'm peak bulk right now. You're peak bulk. Yeah. shred in summer? Correct. Yeah, yeah. So like I'm peak bulk right now. You're peak bulk. You look huge. Ouch. Shag, how are you going?

You've done the same gym routine for about 25 years. No, I mix it up every two months. Same weight, look at my mouth there. No, I've gone up every two weeks. What do you imagine? You told me about your gym mate. You roll in there and you ponder what to do and then you look at your phone. No, I never ponder.

I know what to do. I got my PT. Everything's cool. Okay. My routine. Every two weeks. What do you mention? You told me about your gym mate, you roll in there and you ponder what to do and then you look at your phone. No I never ponder, I know what to do. I got my PT, everything's cool. Okay.

What's your favourite thing to work out? Favourite day is push day. I don't know what the exercise is called but I know what they are. Okay. I know what machine to use and where to go and how to do it. Love that for you. That's my thing. Yeah, okay.

Sausage? I haven't really been going to the gym. No, but you've been playing soccer? I've been playing a lot of soccer and been very sore so. I've been on the back burner. Yeah, yeah. Did you get your calf massage? I did, yes. Really hurt but it feels good today. Yeah, would have hurt a lot. Remedial, sport physio. No, thank you. Yeah, hey big show though for the team. Huge show. We've got Chargo dips, we've got Alpha Bucks. Hey, big show though for the team. Huge show. We've got Shaggy Dips, we've got Alpha Bucks. Hey, Grand Degna's on the program today?

Oh, GD. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're discussing Deal or No Deal. Absolutely we are. One of the long running game shows. Yes. With Grant at the helm, of course. Up next though. I'm not sure who's going where with this. Yep. We're going to New Zealand, Ducco. One of our favourites. Oh my god, you're off there. I know. I'm not far away.

Oh, this makes so much sense. They launched a new tourism campaign. Is that what got you interested? This is what got me across the line. Okay. They've gone a little bit rogue, a little bit left of centre. Yep. But Auckland wants you visiting. Yep. They are the number one destination for some issues down south, apparently.

Yeah, that's why they need your help. Yes, and Ducko. Yeah, that's why I need your help. We're gonna pop over the ditch, my friend. Now you told me a few weeks back, packing up the miso, packing up the kid. We're popping on over to NZ. We're leaving forever. For a short amount of time. On the road again.

I've got my knapsack over my stick and I'm out of here guys. You've packed up your toys. You've got some Scroggen. You're gonna go. I've got some beef jerky from 7-Eleven. Hit me with your best. Your best? That was the best accent I've ever heard you do. It was an accident.

I was blacked out. Hit me with your best. I'm ever heard you do. It was an accident. Why's blacked out? Hit me with you, beast. Yeah. I'm going on an adventure. I'm going on an adventure. Oh perfect. Yeah, Bilbo. We're here in New Zealand where you genuinely are popping on over in the next couple of weeks. Yeah, I've been to New Zealand since I was 14. And that was a, was that a ski trip? It was a cool ski trip. Full ski trip. Didn't see us, so I'm excited. you're going to take the ladies in your life, have an adventure. Pam's not coming, but yeah. Fair enough, she has to stay with the in-laws. I think I know why.

You told me to my face, I remember it being beautiful. You know, Love Lord of the Rings, it looks like a naturally very aesthetic lovely place with lots of fun to be had. Lies. I know you were influenced by the latest tourism campaign headed up by the New Zealand Herpes Foundation. Look me in the eye and tell me you weren't influenced by the NZHF. There was a bit, Bab sent me that article because you know she's our leading expert in the Herpes. Yes.

And unfortunately she said, I only bring you news that has come out of the Queensland Health Facebook page. Do you actually have her message about gonorrhea by any chance handy? How do you solve a bout of gonorrhea? How do you stop an SCI that's gone too far? And I've also got... Just a little thrush. Well unfortunately Babs went no no, no, New Zealand. That's out of my jurisdiction.

We talk about it. Yeah. So the New Zealand Herpes Foundation, they are a legit charity, duck. Oh, they were founded in 1994. Yeah. And they want to give people mainly Kiwis up to date information about how to handle herpes removing a bit of a stigma. Right.

Well, they have created an ad campaign for their great nation that has literally won them an award at this year's Kahn Lyons Awards which recognize excellence in the creative industry. Okay. Like this ad is catching fire. They do do some creative stuff. They do. Here's a little bit of the ad about why New Zealand is the best place for you to catch herpes. To stop the stigma we needed to make herpes a national priority. Once upon a time, the world wanted to be New Zealand. We had the cup, the clean green image, the Earth's sexiest accent,

everyone wanted a slice of our pie. We need something new to be proud of, to put us back on the map. Is that the former AllBucks coach? Bro, well done. Sir Graham Henry, they wrote him in and he is now doing press obviously and he goes listen, we've got diminishing sources of national pride such as an embarrassingly low sheep to human ratio once was one of their great marketing campaigns and pies that are pushing seven bucks. We need to be touting other things we're great

for. Okay. He's a little bit more of the ad. Worldwide qualitative research measured attitudes towards herpes, creating a global leaderboard. New Zealand began at number nine. The site measured destigmatisation course engagement in real time. The more each country learned, the faster it climbed the leaderboard. After eight weeks, we beat the entire world. New Zealand, we are officially the best place in the world to have herpes. So, if you need a little break.

So it's good to go there and have herpes, it's good to have herpes there. I almost think they're saying to the, yes that's what they're saying to their internal country, men and women. To the rest of the world they're saying why don't you come on over and contract it here. I see. I'm reading between the lines. Come on down. Come on over. Okay. Because we are the best place to catch, to have, to live, to celebrate, to holiday, to play. Yep. With the herb. With this STO. I like that they can take the piss out of themselves. Absolutely. We were discussing Babs potentially going on your Europe trip and that sort of fell through. That's right, that's right. As my au pair, her boyfriend is ditching her and now she's got three weeks up her sleeve with which she's got nothing planned. Now we can announce Babs, I think that the reason she's ditching you is because

she wants to come to the Herp Capital of the world. She's gonna au pair for you! Yeah! To get herself some herbs! Yeah, she's gonna, so I'm giving her like a couple nights off to go find the herb. Oh my god, around one in three sexually active adults in New Zealand has the herb That's it. Are you excited? Really excited. Yeah, right ratio. So much fun. Yeah, she let's look after my daughter though after catching it now That's a question. Yes, of course, but you can't kiss her. Oh bad as we can we can pass on the herb You know what? let me consult the New Zealand Herpes Foundation website before I give you incorrect information. Give me all the in detail, the for our fake scenario.

I think if she has an open cold sore on her lip, if she kissed Flo, this is why we don't kiss babies, team, you could give her a Herp. Babs, you hear that? I heard it. Come here, Flo. You're making her. Uh huh. Babs, you hear that? I heard it. Come here, Flo. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm H-S-A-M, also known as. H-S-A-M, autobiographical memory. She remembers every moment of her life. Oh my god. Would you want it? I don't think so. Sometimes I lament, I've got a really good memory with certain things, quotes is one of them. Yeah, what? And really bad with others. I can't remember genuinely any of my primary school days. See, except my best friend slapping me.

I cannot remember. See, I can remember lots of like stuff like that school and memories past. I'm really bad with names, numbers. So people you've met, whereas this woman has got it all. She's got it all. Does it have like from what age is she saying from like out the womb? So essentially how it works is her brain is organized like a calendar and each date specifically resembles a movie where she can replay, rewind and fast forward.

She remembers learning to walk as an infant. What? Recalls being chased around the house by her parents while doing so. She's had this recognition her entire life, but it wasn't until she was officially diagnosed at 12 years old that she learned why she was able to recall stuff so vividly. It's the classic thing of a little kid in a primary school classroom who the whiteboard looks fuzzy. They don't know any better.

Yes. So it can take ages to diagnose something like this. So she's just living her life. Thinking this is what life is. This is what life is. I can remember exactly what happened three years ago when I was one. Yep. So imagine remembering everything from when you were a baby up until now. She said, she said it is a curse to have this condition.

If I remember an incident that happened when I was three and my emotional response to that situation becomes me of the three year old again, even though my mind and consciousness are like an adult, I become like I was in that moment. Of course, particularly those developmentally really impactful years, she would just regress. She said anything negative that she remembers, her emotions and experience will come back. So she relives it, because it's so vivid.

You know, like, if we have a bad memory, you sort of block it out, block it out, block it out, years go on. Time heals all wounds. Yeah, you can bury it. She goes back into her filing cabinet, whips out the bad memory, like that time when, you know, her boyfriend ate her last chicken nugget. Oh my God. And then all of a sudden-

Every time she sees a chicken nugget, she's brought straight back to that betrayal. Gets ripped open. Oh my God. And you know how we'll be in the shower of an evening and you replay the argument you had that day. I should have said this, I should have said that. But again, you have a good night's sleep, you move on. She would be able to do that for every single disagreement, every single argument, every single altercation,

dating back to her childhood. You could never be free. Could you imagine trying to date someone like that and then they bring up a past conversation? I didn't say that, you did. No, I didn't. This is exactly what you said. That's the one woman you cannot argue with. It's like having a court stenographer living with you 24-7. It's like having a court stenographer living with you 24x7. It really is. Let me go to the videotape. Yeah, you did.

Oh, you did say that. She says it's awful to have this condition. Where would you say this woman is? Is she Australian? No, she's not. Doesn't she say what she's saying? Okay. I was going to say, I wonder if we can talk to her. Probably could. Wow. She did this one the 60 minutes the other day.

Yeah, oh, they found her. They found her and that's why she was talking it Let me oh my I genuinely Who was I talking with the other day about if you could have any superpower? Yeah, and someone was like, you know to be able to read minds like absolutely not. It's a similar vibe There are some things we shouldn't remember. We shouldn't know we shouldn't have access to yeah See she says people say I'm just totally onto things emotionally, but they don't understand. This is the problem is there's like three people

in the world who have this. Very rare. Like no one would get it. No, exactly. You essentially are like a savant. You're like a superhero. Yes. I mean, this is probably information you don't have. Is she really wealthy? Because does that mean she can retain all this information and she can ace tests and exams and she'll be able to learn things really easily because it's all in her head. Or is it you can't like, maybe she's not good at maths, but she can remember memories, you know what I mean? Ah, fair, fair, fair. Oh, well remembering and actually understanding two different things. Yeah, so it depends what her strengths are, you know what I mean?

True, true. But she could remember the whole book she's read and... Exactly. Mate, I'm flat chat remembering what we did? True, true. But she could remember the whole book she's read and... Exactly! Mate, I'm flat chat remembering what we did on the show yesterday. Truly. Like, even 10 minutes ago, I'm just like... I know, do you see people at 9.30, they go, how was the show, what did you talk about?

Yeah. Uhhhh... Today, today, what do we do today? It all points into one. I know we had some laughs, but what did we talk about? Singing out loud, turning up, Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10k alpha marks on his Alphabugs. 30 seconds to answer, 10 questions all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer.

Cannot use the same answer twice and if you're unsure of the question just say pass. We'll come back of course if there is time playing today for 10k. We have Blade. Hello Blade. How we going Ducko? just say pants we come back of course if there is time playing today for 10k oh we have blade hello blade how we going ducko good i like your name i like the name blade sounds like you're sharp and fast we'll give it a red hot crack we'll try and be sharp and fast today for you i love that blade how old are you if you don't mind me asking i am 20 20 so you may have been too young for the Beyblade era of our primary school youth or are you familiar with the Beyblade? Wait hang on no sorry my birthday was in June I'm 21. Don't lie to us mate, he's 21 that changes everything he does know Beyblades.

You geriatric old man. Unfortunately I don't think think I do I mean with a name like play yeah play I think you're gonna have to give him a tutorial you the Bay Blade guy the thing that you're gonna have to pull the zip cord thing it spins it and they spin around they battle each other that's what we were doing in primary school yeah yeah I'm not sure about you yeah the question the question though for you now is what do you want to spend ten grand on look originally I was a motorbike but look duck oh I think we win, I think we both take it to the casino, chuck it on Black and we both could be winners today.

Oh, hey, if you want to spend your hard-earned alphabox with me and the casino blade, I'll happily go with you. What a generous young... he was raised right. He was raised right. That is a kind, generous person. So we go all on Black? 100%. Okay, alright. Go big or go home.

Go big. Ten count of Black, please. Let's get Blade and Daku to the cash with their $10,000 one thing standing between you and that experienced Blade. It's the letter M, M for money. Oh that's good, that's a good letter Blade, come on. See how we go. Alright, alright. Let's do it. Come on, you're 21 now baby, let's go. I'm a h letter Blake, come on. See how we go. Alright, alright. Let's do it. Your time will be... You're 21 now baby, let's go. I'm a hunk of your grown up. Yeah, yeah. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter M, we need you to name a fruit. Mandarin. An animal. Monkeys. A sport. Minn bull. A TV show. Mickey Mouse. A four letter word. Mouse.

A type of cheese. Milk. Moldy cheese. A mode of transport. Moped. An app. Monkey. A periodic element.

Okay, I've got a few questions. There's a couple of doubling answers. There's a couple of doubling answers. Monkey. A periodic element. Okay, I've got a fair few question marks. There's a couple of crosses and question marks in that, but because I wanted you to win, I was like, I'll give him Maldi Chief. I could see Ducco just ticking away at it. We're going to the cast, baby. Blaine, you won it!

Nah, I think we got 4-3. It could have been 2. Okay, I'm happy I got four. What did you say for sport? You said mimball? I said, yeah, I said mittenball. I think, I don't think that's the right word. I'm thinking of that square bat that they smack up against the wall. I don't think that's what it's called.

You're thinking of squash. Squash. That's what I'm thinking. Oh, I don't think of bang mitten, are you? Look, red hot crack. Brain was going through. Nah, nah, shoot from the hip. Could have been motorsports, a TV show, Mickey Mouse,

I suppose, there could be one that's that, and it has another title. Four letter word, you said a five letter word, you knew you'd done that though. A type of cheese, could have been mozzarella, but I did like moldy cheese, because technically, blue cheese, moldy cheese. Very true, she's not seen that on any packaging.

An app could have been menu logger messenger, but hey, it's all about the good times, we had fun with you, you don't go away empty handed, it's all about the good times, Blade. We had fun with you. You don't go by empty handed, $100 to spend online at Candle Exchange. Hey, thank you for that. We'll whack that on Black for you. Can you please send us a video of you going to the cast and putting a candle, vanilla, coconut all on Black?

All on the casino. I will and I'll send you a video of them doubling it. Yeah, I love it. I love it. Sensational. Good on you. Thank you, guys. You're a good man. Thanks, bud. Thanks, bye.

Yes, and Ducco. Ducco, for 34 years, you know me. When I latch on to something, I latch hard and I latch fast. You're a phase and craze gal. I am a phase and craze, but particularly with food stuffs, I have very strong opinions and I hold on to things. People say you're a foodie, but really you like what you like. You couldn't have said it better. Absolutely.

People think I'm a foodie because I'm associated with a lot of food events, which does sometimes have a fine dining element. No, thank you. I just am really passionate about what I like and I actually am quite a fussy eater, but I love supporting people doing creative things and marching to the beat of their own drum. But in my own mouth, very, I know what I like to put in there. But for 34 years. That's it, come on. I mean, just. That was stupid, wasn't it? That's what he said. Sorry. You just led me right down.

We're talking about food. I'm getting culinary. I'm in my gastronomic headspace. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. But I've had a very staunch belief. I do believe we have discussed this, discussed this on the show before. I do believe we have discussed this on the show before. I don't care that hot cross buns start appearing in the shops in January. I don't care that mince pies around Christmas, you can get them in October. If you enjoy your food, who cares that it's meant to be seasonal? You should be able to enjoy it and purchase it and eat it any time of the year.

I don't care about that. Right. Until the 1st of July, ducko, yesterday. Yeah. I pulled an Easter egg out of the cupboard and I went, you know what? I never have a chocolate craving. I'm not even that time of the month, but I looked at this egg and I went, tonight's the night. I want it. I'm cracking open this Easter egg. What kind of Easter egg? Are we talking like Cabri? Are we running a... It was an egg that Angus had got me for Easter back in April. Cherry ripe, ducko. Ooh. Cherry ripe egg. So Cabri, Cabri, cherry ripe Easter egg.

Little one? Big one. Big one. Oh, okay. Like the big, big ones. The big one that's hollow. Yes. Yeah. They always taste a bit different. I made myself a sleepy tea. Yeah. Hell yeah. Nice. Sat down to watch episode 20 of The Rookie, yeah. They always taste a bit different. I made myself a sleepy tea. Yeah, hell yeah, nice. Sat down to watch episode 20 of The Rookie, which I'm really enjoying at the moment. It's a few episodes, isn't it? Bro, there's like 24 in the season and there's four seasons.

They have pumped this show out. Anyway, I have a bite of this Easter egg. Trash. It was absolute garbage. It was past the date of goodness because chocolate takes a while to expire or... Now this is a good question. I didn't actually look at the use by date. It was just yuck. And I sat with it and thought, is this because we're so far out of Easter? Is the goodness only associated with the celebration and the event? I don't think I've actually eaten,

because as I said, I'm not a huge chocolate person and to be honest I'm not a hot cross bun person. So my theory about you should be able to get all that stuff outside of the actual celebration, the public holiday I've not actually Bored into it myself. I just believe that. See now I've put the egg where my mouth is and you wait a minute I think you need to keep it specific. I think Easter eggs, like I don't like them as a hollow egg, but around Easter, but around Easter, you allow it, you accept it and it kind of is nicer at Easter. I think it is that classic. You break a bit off and eat it and it lasts for like a couple of weeks in the cupboard. I think it is tis the season. I have finally come around to, hmm, maybe we should only enjoy

some things at certain times, because otherwise they are diminished. Yeah, I agree. What about, so you don't eat Christmas ham. See Christmas ham for me... Again, another seasonal food I don't actually eat, but I would, up until yesterday, would have said you should be able to get Christmas ham in July. I think you need to keep it to the two weeks before Christmas and Christmas Day and that's it. And then with Christmas ham you have it so much over Christmas and that new period. Oh that's right, you have it after, isn't it?

You don't want it anymore. You don't want it anymore, yeah. You're done with Christmas ham for like months. So if you came over to my house in an alternate universe, I do eat ham, and I served you a Christmas ham in July, do you reckon you'd enjoy it as much or would you be like, no? I'd reckon it would be a bit naughty. It'd be naughty. Yeah, I'd feel a bit weird about it. Weird about it. I don't know if I would enjoy it as much or be like no? I'd reckon it would be a bit naughty It'd be yeah, I feel a bit weird about it. I don't know if I would enjoy it as much fair enough I'm finally on that same page with you. Wow, let's keep it

So to the Coles and the big W's of the world stop it. Let's keep the thing like fruit mince pies or anything I don't know really you just said anyone should eat what they want whenever they want Then you tried it for the first time when you first tried to eat something out of that time But is that not me Ducco? I don't eat seafood. I've only had a fish finger and a can of tuna You don't eat ham but you eat prosciutto I don't like the look of ham You don't eat egg but you like egg in things

Yeah your house is next It's Wednesday morning halfway through the week team Someone on the text team, someone on the text line, you're gonna love the text line lately on 04, 008, 008, 106 line. It's a savage line sometimes. Someone said, tell Jess there's seven seasons of The Rookie. You were talking about it earlier. Hang on, you've read that with some tone from Isabella. Maybe she said it as, hey, someone tell Jess there's seven seasons of The Rookie. I thought there was four because I've only just started season one. And God, I'm enjoying it.

Yeah. You were just explaining to me all fair. Yeah. It's really good. It's a 45 year old bloke who's joined the police force. Seven seasons. Seven seasons. It was a dramatic episode last night, okay. I was trying to eat my Easter egg and my sleepy tea. Jesus. That's a tough carry. That's a tough carry. What a Tuesday night that is.

It's a big one. A bit wet outside, sleepy tea, Easter egg. On volume two and I'm reading the subtitles because I don't want to wake the baby with the gunshots. You still want sound. Yeah. You need to get the headphones. Hey, I've been thinking about it too. Headphones that connect to your TV so you can just like watch it like a goober. So my husband is sitting on the baby's mat watching his laptop and NRL 360 or whatever. And I'm watching the TV. It's, it's, it's quite a grim side. You always think you won't be those people. I know the dog's taking up all the space on the couch.

It's what our reality looks like these days. You know what you can do though? Talk to me. How can I brighten my day? You can go to a cafe and get their new blend. Cause that's worth getting out of bed for. It's worth getting off the floor for. Well, that's because it's smoother and richer and it's

available on the all day menu. Obviously, I'm loving it. So the next time I need to binge the rookie. Yeah. I'll just go through the drive-through. Punch Mac as coffee. That's right, 6pm I'll get a coffee, see me through the evening.

Don't muck up those circadian rhythms as I've always tried to tell you, but. I've got seven seasons of The Rookie to get through, bro. Have you pulled an all-nighter? Could you imagine pulling an all-nighter watching a TV show in your current state? It would ruin you for days. Netflix is so cruel though, because it just starts the next episode and I get hooked in.

You're one of those people. See I can just stop and be like, alright. Oh I can not. Let's stop and we save it for the next one. I almost need to stop it halfway through an episode. What? Yes. Well you need to like see what happens at the start to get a resolution.

Because if I have finished the episode, I go, ah, just one more. Whereas if I'm left on tenterhooks, it's almost like, stop it there. Oh, and I'll come back where it's too easy to go hit me with the next F. Then when you come back in and you're halfway through an episode, that would just irk me so much. Oh, but say I'm coming back pretty soon. Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? It's not like a days in between.

You're talking like you just jumped to the toilet, quick break and you're back in 10, maybe half an hour, but you're back. Yeah, exactly. It's like chapters in books. If I get to the end of a chapter, the temptation to just keep reading a bit. I understand how nonsensical that is, but I feel like it works for my brain. See, I'm a psycho with books because my wife always gets angry about it. I can just put a book down. There can be like the big battle at the end. The main character does.

I'm like, that's enough reading for me right now. I don't need to keep going. I can just stop then and there. You know what I mean? Yeah. I can, but like she always. That's hard in those fantasy porn books you like. Yeah.

So much. I think. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. They're mid act and you'll shut the book. It's been an eye opening experience. Save that for tomorrow.

Okay. This sex, this sex chapter goes for, this goes for 30 pages. Well, I best get through this slowly. I'm gonna need to take a break. Hey, up next though, we got Charcoal Dips. Yes, we do. Not only can you walk away with your head held high. Oh yeah, this is a big edition. Glass jar edition. I have 62 glass jars and Ducko had the great idea. Why don't we put all the bespoke merch inside a jar? What do we got? We got a jisbee, we got a bottle opener, we got a fridge magi.

I'll put your merch inside a mooty. Oh, I cleaned it, the passata. There's no- I'm glad you cleaned your mooty. You were just saying things that are outrageous today and you don't even know it. Like I know- Choke on it. even know it. Like, I know. Choke on it! I know, but like, come on!

Passata, tomato, puree, delicate and velvety. And you'll note, washed it. I'm glad. I washed it more deep. I thought it was a self-cleaning oven. Jess and Ducco. I reckon producer Shy Guy's having a glass of milk. Glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you?

My milk, my milk, my milk. Shy Guy Dix. I'm so excited, I want Shy Guy's having a glass of milk. Glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? My milk, my milk, my milk. Shy Guy Dips. I'm so excited, I want Shy Guy's... As you should be, this is a lead company, this is an elite segment. Every single Wednesday, we dip. We dip Shy Guy, you know, he's got a lot of skills explaining things, not one of them. No, that's right.

So he has raided the cereal aisle of his local supermarket. Yep. And he holds a cereal aisle of his local supermarket. Yep. And he holds a cereal in his hot little hand. He's going to give you a series of clues. If you can work out what the specific cereal is, you walk away with your own box of that cereal, we will get it to your home. Obviously. Plus you get an array.

Fridge magnet, cheese beer, bottle opener, and a Jess Moototy bottle, glass bottle. We are gonna put all that Jess and Duck over spoke merch, which cannot be purchased. Will it fit in the glass bottle? Make a fit, baby. Okay, all right, good. Yeah, yeah, so we're gonna give you.

I'll find a wide mouth. Yeah, good, a wide mouth. Jar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We do have 62 glass jars sitting in the studio. We thought we'd trade them. Let's use them. Yeah, we're gonna use one give them to the people at least just this one. So the stakes I mean, I've never been higher Yeah, this is we just keep leveling up. I'm so proud of us. This is fantastic Shy Lord you you whipped out a cereal today. I'm looking at box and that's interesting. That is interesting

Indeed. What's your first clue for the people two words? Like rice bubbles. That's our two words. Okay. All right. Just wanted to give an example. Absolutely. 13 10 60 if you are the first cab off the rank do not fret. Yep. You get a supplementary clue. You absolutely do. Remember the glass jar for grabs in this as well. This is high stakes. This is huge. Get involved. 13 10 60 you'll get another clue first cab off the right. We need one. Get involved. 13, 10, 60. You'll get another clue. First cab off the rate. We need one.

Join Elite Company for Shy Guy Dips. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. I reckon producer Shy Guy's having a glass of milk. Glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? My milk, my milk, my milk. Shy Guy Dips. I'm so excited.

I want Shy Guy's. 2025, it is the year of the cereal. Yep. If you can decipher Shy Guy's clues as to the cereal he holds in his hot little hands, not only do you get your own unopened, untampered with box of the said cereal, you also get a host of JD swag. Yeah, yeah.

Jizbit, fridge magnet, bottle opener, and today, and today only, it'll come in a glass jar. That's exciting. Or as Ducco would call it, a jar's glass. Yeah I don't know why I find it really hard to say glass jar. Yesterday I was saying jar's glass like 10 times. Without blinking. Yeah, jar's glass. Anyway. Sean, good morning. Good morning. We have heard this cereal is two words. But you get another clue my friend. Okay. Two words and two colours. Oh two colours on the cereal. Okay. Seanie what are you thinking? Cornflakes. Cornflakes. What's the second colour Sean?

Is Sean thinking colours wise the box? You know what I mean? Because it's red and white cornflakes. Cornflakes. What's the second colour, Sean? Is Sean thinking colours-wise the box? Oh, you're so right. You know what I mean? Because it's red and white cornflakes. Yeah. Yeah. I think Sean... I think Sean...

I appreciate what Sean has done. Yeah, I think what Shy Guy means is the colours of the cereal. The cereal itself consists of two colours. 131060, we go to Natalie. Good morning, Natalie. Good morning. Nat, it's not cornflakes, but it is two words, two colours and...

It's... Well, let's go to the box. Pack a box. No, no, no, no, no, no. Nat, Nat, Nat. Whoa, whoa. I said and. And.

We got another clue for you. Cause you got another clue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The box is orange. The box is orange? The box is orange. Huge. The box is orange, Nat.

The box is orange, fruit loops. Fruit loops! We're putting them all together, we're beautiful mining it. I'd even have to pick apart more than two colours of the cereal in that instance. Thank you Nat though, it was good to chat. Sammy, 13, 10, 60 if you need to guess and you want to win this jar plus elite things. Sammy, good morning to you. Good morning. Sammy, two words, two colours of the actual cereal. The box is orange and

you get another clue. Yeah, Sammy, it's made with real peanut butter. Oh my god. He's giving it away. Those last two clues are just have it. Have it. Honey snacks? Ooh, honey snacks. I've not heard of the honey snack cereal. No, they're good.

Sounds nice though. Add them to heard of the honey snack cereal. No, they're fine. Sounds nice though. Add them to my shopping list for next week. Oh, you're just giving away, Joe. We go to Zach. Good morning, Zach. How's it going? Good, Zach. We're trying to give your box a cereal. We couldn't be better.

Yeah, oh yeah. We've heard its two words, we've heard its two colours. The box is orange. And it is endorsed by two famous brothers. Ooh, that's a tougher carry. One may or may not know Taylor Swift. Oh, I was gonna say, you're gonna have to give the brothers that clue means nothing otherwise.

Ah, Zach, what are you thinking? Is it Reese's Puffs? Yes! Woo-hoo! Zach! Whoa! Have you actually had the Reese's Puffs or just seen it in the shops? I just love them.

They're so good. We just tried one then, Zach. We just tried it and they were very nice to be far as. Reese's Peanut Buttercup cereal. Never heard of it? Neither have I. Was this at the same place you got the American? Yeah.

They are nice though. They're two different colours like the Reese's Peanut Buttercups. Mate, Zach, eating Reese's Puffs and obviously being a huge Travis Kelce fan has just won you Shy Guy dips. Congratulations. Oh, awesome. And you've got a glass jar as well to get all your goodies in there. Oh, heck yeah.

Heck yeah. Now, might even eat me cereal from in the glass jar. Oh, I'd love that. Hang on, now that's changed the- Oh, what glass jar should we get him? I don't think I can give him a mootie to eat his glass. He's gonna need a wide... Sorry, Zacchess isn't giving you the mootie anymore. We're gonna give you a... I reckon you need a wide mouth to get the spoon in and out.

Yeah, a wider mouth. To get the spoon in. Unless he uses a tea spoon. No, no spoon. Just tip it up like a glass. Oh, no spoon. He's gonna drink it. He's just gonna drink it. Oh, he's gonna drink it. Oh, we can go mootie then. Yeah, we'll go mootie. Alright. Anyway, there's one order of business left. Zac, before we let you go, Dom, we're gonna need you to give us a nice crisp passionate

Hi, my name's Zach and I'm so excited I just won Shy Guy's box. Okay Zach, you've got the dialogue there and take it away. Hi, my name is Zach and I just won Shy Guy's box. Cut cut cut cut cut cut cut we were close hey I love the energy I love the passion we just there was a line out there wasn't there? There was Ducco. Hi my name's Zach and I'm so excited I just won Shy Guy's box. Alright we're gonna take two rolling places people lights action roll speed. Shy Guy you ready? Yep. Okay, and action. Hi, my name's Zach and I'm so excited I won Shy Guy's Box. Zach, you know what, the energy's there. The energy's

amazing. The energy's there. I love the end of the line, what you're doing with that last one, it's great, but there was a just we just missed out on. Hi, my name's Zach and I'm so excited I just won Shy Guy's box. Alright, take three for Zach. Places, people, high energy, keep it up, keep it up. And action. Hi, my name's Zach and I'm so excited. I just won Shy Guy's box.

Yeah! He got it! Jess and Ducko. It's time to talk to, in my opinion, maybe the best looking person in the industry. What do you and this person have in common? Well, I don't want to say people say we're... Why do you love him so much?

I don't want to say people say we're doppelgangers all the time. I'm like a mini him, if that's even possible. If he needed a stunt man, I reckon we could dye your hair blonde and you could pass. Oh, geez, that's good. Mm-hmm. It's the great man, the one and only, Grant Daniel. Hello, mate. Oh, it's the Jess and Ducko Shia.

Hello gorgeous. God you look good. I know he wasn't talking to me just then Ducko, that was all for you. This is just me talking to me right now. Grant, it's been a while my friend, how are you? Oh you beautiful bloody people you are. Look, I'm doing real good. Bit windy today though.

Oh it's nice. Yeah, we've got that rain bomb. Um, Daco is on the record, Grant. Worst type of weather. Wind is the worst element. What say you? Yeah.

Oh, it's a bad day to be a wheelie bin. That's for sure. Oh, isn't it? Yeah. Isn't it? And my lily pillies. You're either going to lose a wheelie bin or you're going to gain 25 others from the street.

Yeah. Yes. Yeah. That kind of day guys. It is that. Look, going back to me, it's like I'm a weatherman all over again. Look at me go. Back to your roots. On your weatherman roots, Grant, because did you ever actually care about the weather or

did you just, you know, chance of showers, chance of showers and you get by? We can have a scoop here. We can have a scoop. Oh, God no. God no. No, I was more like, hey, let's see if we can ride this bull. Hey, let's get another Guinness World Record. Yeah, oh, Grant.

I want to see if I can wrestle a crocodile. You'll be so happy to know nothing has changed. Our friend, Ducko Moonlights, as the Today Weather Reporter, you know, on the weekends every now and then. It's good, Grant. Trying to crack a whip the other day nearly took an eye out. Yeah, yeah. Mate, that's deadly.

I've tried that. It's, look, I'll tell you what, there's two things I would never do. One of them is trying to crack a whip because I've seen someone lose an eye. The other thing is, never ever, when someone says, hey, do you want to be shot out of a cannon?

That's a hard no. Because I don't know if you've ever seen the Carney type. The Carney type sometimes forget how much like gunpowder to pack into the cannon. Yeah. And therefore sometimes you can either overshoot or undershoot the landing net. Oh. Of which you do not want to do. And everyone thinks that you'll be right, mate.

You're the weather guy. You can do it. But also, no, I'm not, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but I have to bring it up. Yeah. Because you're little. Oh, it's good. It's like I can fit you into the cannon hole. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And into the, you know, the chamber. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but I have to bring it up because you're little. It's like I can fit you into the cannon hole and into the, you know, the chamber.

Yeah. Pop you out. People are saying it's a cannon fault. Are you saying that? Yeah, that's what I'm hearing. I'm saying operator error. Yeah. User error.

Greatest gig you'll ever do. Like greatest gig you ever do. But I got to be honest, I quit sunrise because I thought, you know what? I'm going to die on National Television. Kids could get next level. This is getting too hard, just to do the weather. My life insurance policy did not articulate being shot out of a cannon. Can I just stand in front of a green screen and a stick and just point at Brisbane please?

Yeah, just point somewhere on this map. I once went an entire episode, Grant, where I didn't even say the right temperatures. I had the wrong windstamps and no one knew. No one knew because I was right on the bonus. Doris at home was going, wait a minute, I've heard this before. Hey, but I know that. Oh, you guys. You know what we should do? You know what we should do?

When you're doing the weather next, do your weather bit, throw to the map and you and I will switch out mid-map. So when we come back, we'll see if anyone notices. That's so good. We'll give you the same outfit. Oh, that's fantastic. We both got a comb over, we're both short. People think we're the same person. That'd be hilarious. Or how about you and I, I don't know, we just do it one day where we just like, we try and get into a nightclub in a trench coat. We make one normal size person. You can get into an R rated movie, the two of you, if you work together. Yes I am over 18 Mr. Ticket Man. I can perfectly legally see this naughty movie.

I wanna see Bebs. We could even try it for Deal or No Deal Grant. I was gonna say, if you ever needed a night off Grant, you are one of the hardest working men in TV and your personality is what keeping this show absolutely running hot as it is, Deal or No Deal, with a new time, 7pmm. Of course on Channel 10 How does it feel big leagues? You know, what's nice sort of be brought into the bright light?

Baby. Yeah. Oh, yeah Making a big impact the already Australia's favorite game show giving away the biggest amount of money Yeah, but I tell you what we're up against a little show called. I think it's called home in a way up against a little show called, I think it's called Home and Away. Who watches? Summer Bay. There's a new kid in town and by kid I literally mean the size of a kid. I haven't seen a 104 year old granny on Home and Away. That's only a deal or no deal. Yeah. I want to watch a giant sized kid giving away money. That's what I want to watch. That's what you want to see. You like it when like

94 year old Mavis is just cracking out all the gear and saying some saucy material and then goes on to win like $60,000. It does get you better than that. Yeah, it doesn't. It truly doesn't. And you're a rapport. Exactly. It's so much fun. We had a lady called Phyllis, and her definition of maiden, like of living life large, like living like a rich person, was she just wanted to go and be able to order two lobsters.

And her name was Phyllis. And Phyllis, she was the sweetest, funniest thing, and bless her. And she won maybe a couple of grand, but she sent us this photo sitting down at this, at her dinner table with two large lobsters with the biggest smile on her face. And to her, that was her made it milestone.

So every part of that was pretty cool. That is cool, that's nice. See, you don't get that Alf on Home and Away. No, you don't. Here on the Jess and Ducco program, Grant, we play alpha bucks, $10,000. We were able to give a woman a laundry renovation. So I get what you're putting down. Change it live, that's what you do. That's what we do and you're doing it too weeknight 7 p.m. channel 10 you can watch it there. Grant

Daniel you big sexy beautiful man it's always a pleasure. Jess I love you but Ducko I really really got a quite a serious thing for you. Yeah I just look at photos of you sometimes at night. My wife's like, who's that? I'm like, no one, you know. Is that you, mate, in the picture yourself? Weird that I kiss your photo? Is that weird?

It's not weird. I keep sending him, keep kissing him. Thanks, Grant. Love you. I'm going to go. Bye. Jeez. Bit of jar chat.

Don't put us in a box. Don't put us in a box. Don't put us in a box. We've been on air for a long time. Yeah, yeah. I don't think we've ever talked about glass jars before. Nah, you know, we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here. Listen. What'd you do on Wednesday at 7.45?

Oh jars, what do you know about them? Listen. Yeah, yeah. It's actually quite- I'm on board, man. It's quite controversial and I love your support, please. You're the only one I know who's as invested in the jars but I love the passion so I'm there with you. You're gonna hear your words after I read some of these comments out.

Okay, because you've got, you had 62, you've given them away, so 61 glass jars that you've kept because from your ethnic origins you have been trained I suppose to keep them. Absolutely, sometimes Tupperware is not the container for the job. Totally. Sometimes you need a jar. And you know you have jar economy like you put three jars in of stock you know that's enough for one you know like you see I listen. You do listen. Yeah I listen. That's bang on the math. I make my own chicken stock. I like to keep it in a glass jar, freezes well. Yeah. Some people will say you shouldn't freeze glass. Well to them I say wrong because that's how I freeze my stock.

Got that. To them we say wrong. And then I know three of my, what was half peach containers is the equivalent of what I need for a family serve of my chicken soup. Yeah. It's a whole thing. But now in this Renaultult my husband has said they are trash, they take up too much space let alone the clinking and the clanging

and the fragility of them. I'm not storing them so put them in the bin and I say to him these have value and I'm not talking monetary I'm talking practicality value. So I've brought them in here. Yeah, there's a lot of them. I've already given one away to the winner of Shy Guy Dips this morning. You had a great idea. Let's put some merch in it. And we actually put the cereal in it.

So enjoy that. We actually put the cereal in it, Zach. 61 glass jars. There is value here. So I thought, can we give them away? I'd love to see them have another life. Someone utilise them. Can we get something for them in return as well?

Or can we trade? If they're as valuable as I'm saying they are, can we trade? Now just quickly, just to put someone else in my camp, Ducko, who does see value in jars, our friend Bella from Bella Oils, she messaged, she goes, look Jess, I don't need your jars because I've got my own. Oh, she's a Jale. In fact, I've been known to purchase a product purely based on the jar it comes in because then I know when I finish with that food stuff, that jar is going to come in handy.

Bella, I see you and I hear you. Yeah, okay. It's a real thing. Jar hoarding. Jar hoarding is the jar upcycling, recycling, reusing. I love it now. It's our Jess and Ducko official currency. So yeah.

He's on board. Yeah. When we fielding other trades on the Jess and Ducko Instagram, Shy Guy very kindly did a bit of an ad, a bit of a Dan Oz direct. You could see a couple of the jars. Every jar must go.

Jars, jars, jars. It got Alan's attention. Alan messaged him. Tell me if he's telling the, you know, he's being funny or not. Okay. He wants to trade us sexy time for a couple of jars. As in? Reya, you tell me if she's joking or not. She wants to trade us a broken lawnmower for a couple of jars. Hey what's broken we can

fix you know. Amen. Maybe. Remember we had that rice cooker say people often put the wrong petrol in their lawnmower. They're not broken. You've just stuffed up the oil thing. Yeah, yeah. Siphon it out and fix it up. Someone's left in the rain. Ah, Glenn. Yeah, Glennie. Glenn's got my attention.

What's Glenn saying? We have often talked about getting a studio pet. Yeah, we have. We're going to get fish and crabs. Ah, what did you just say? Fish, crabs. Glenn, I'd like the 62 jars. Glenn, I'm going to put it out there at 61, 61 now. I am looking to trade a fish tank

Oh. complete with filter, heater, accessories and I'll throw in my two sword tail plateys. Oh, I'm on in on that. That's the one right now. I just have to look up what a sword tail plate was. Is it a fish? It's a fish, man. Yes. I'm gonna give us two.

There's only two. They call Jess and Darko. Then we'll get two underlay. I just have to look up what a swordtail plate was. Is it a fish? It's a fish man. Yes, that sounds... There's only two. They call Jess and Darko. They will get two underlay. Let's get fish that the swordtail plateys eat and we'll call them Babs and Chaga. That is a trade I am interested in. I'm very interested in that because we've wanted a fish tank. It'll smell a bit and Babs is going to have to take care of it on the weekends.

She'll have to come in on the weekends to feed them. And we have so many holidays so that's going to be a nightmare. That's alright. That's not a problem. She's got time. Her boyfriend's abandoning her for Europe. What's she going gonna do in that? Well your boyfriend's in Europe, Babs You can clean our fish tank. Oh, thank you for rubbing that in Make sure you read up about acclimatizing them because I've killed so many fish just dumping them in the water

You gotta put them in the bag get them room temp. Geez that's leading right now for me. That's leading Glen I like that. I like that one. That was good. My problem with that is we're getting rid of all of our jars in one hand. For one thing. We're gonna be poor straight away. Like do we wanna give him half maybe for the fish tank and he can take out the filter or something. Are you telling me you think a fish tank complete with filter, heater, accessories and two sword tail plates is only worth what 32 jars?

Possibly, take out the filter. We'll get our own filter, I wanna pay for a filter. Okay, take out. They are good jars, Jucker. Well, Mel's called the old... And most of them have the label rubbed off. I want that on record too. So you can't tell what you were eating before, which also ruins it. Exactly.

Mel! Yeah, exactly. It's a good thing. Good morning. Morning, Mel. What do you want to do with the jars? I would like to give them to my nun to make some pickles. Did you say makes pickles? Pickles. Yeah, to my nun. I don't know how to do that. But my nun does. She's always collecting them.

So I'm saving them up for her. But I'm a bit like Jess. For 61 glass jars, what are you going to give us Mel? Yeah, what are we going to get back? I've got four brand new Tupperware drink bottles. And Tupperware's not a brand anymore. Oh, are you telling me these could have some dollars? These are historical. We could flip them. Yeah, okay. Send us a photo to our Instagram, Mel.

Sorry, brand new. Oh, you've got a photo? Can you send me a photo? Can you show me a photo? Okay, okay. Because that's brand new and that also, these Tupperware bottles, they could be worth something in the future. They absolutely could. It's like when an artist is alive,

painting's worth, you know, whatever. Once that artist dies, value skyrockets. Also, do you think the art of making pickles will just die out when the generation of grandparents dies? Cause like knitting, pickles, crochet. I know, potpourri. It's gonna go. It does, who's learning that craft as a young person?

I really hope people are taking up the trade, but I met a young woman who learned how to re-upholster couches. I went, well, you're a dying artist, but well done to you. Mel has sent us the photo. Unfortunately, they're all in a plastic bag, so I can't actually see what they are. Yeah, that means they're mint condition. Oh, I see what you're doing. Yeah, but I don't know what they look like. Also, Ducko, correct me if I'm wrong, and I'm happy for Mel to send another photo. That looks like three to me, not four. I'm seeing three entities. Babs needs a bottle, we can't leave her out.

I can't leave Hoss, I'll see you out. Yeah, yeah. Look. Alright, thank you, Mel. Thank you, Mel. 13, 10, 60 if you've got any. I'm not giving you 61, I'm gonna put it on the record. Yeah, yeah.

I don't think that's where 61 does. I agree. These are good freaking duds. I'd give 15 to 12. 12 to 15 for that. Yeah, and that leaves enough for the fish tank maybe. Yeah, I'm keen for that. I need Glenn.

You need to count to Glenn. Glenn has no followers and he's also not following anyone so I don't know if Glenn's a legit. He's lying on a minute. Oh, that's a fake count. Nah, you don't bring up a sword-tailed plating as a scam. It's too niche. That's a real boost.

13, 10, 60, if you have one, give us a call. We'll get you on next. We are willing and open to trade. These are good jars man. Yeah and I don't want to go full his here I don't want to blow all our jars. Because what if we give Glenn all our jars, meld the rest and then someone calls in being like I've got a dinghy. Well imagine someone had a jumping castle.

A llama? What are we going to do with a llama? I don't know it's up to Babs. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. Right now. I mean it's only July. We've still got six months of the year to go. We're doing glass jar stuff.

Listen. Hey, no I'm in man. You know I'm in. One woman's treasure Yeah? Is another man's trash. Once again, you've said some crook things today. Someone else's treasure is a trash or someone, whatever. Yeah, you shut up man.

Hey, shy guy, I'm going to tell him what you did. Ducco comes around to check out the jars. Get it up close and personal because he's not taking this seriously. No, I am. I was looking at the jars. Yeah, yeah. Comes over, picks up me little always fresh artichoke jar. The tiniest jar I've had. The tiniest jar. Yeah. night comes over, picks up me little always fresh artichoke jar, and he goes,

this one can't count for a whole one. And then eighties words and went, actually, nah, nah, the little one still counts. Yeah. You ate your words. You ate your words. Your dark or fresh, it's fantastic. Now I can sound so ladsy and then ethnic all in the same sentence. It's just, it's crazy.

I've got you pegged. You know me. ethnic, all in the same sentence, it's crazy. I've got you pegged. You know me. I have put it on the record, a variety of sizes, shapes and origin stories, from artichokes and olives and chilli oil to passata, tomato sauce. Anything you want. Anything that's come in a jar.

Oh, the halved peaches are the best ones, the ones that originally had halved peaches. Good to know. We are fielding trade in offers because I see the value. Totally. I'm with you. I'm right. This is our Jess and Duncan currency, the glass jar currency. Thank you. Your husband wants to get rid of them.

My husband thinks they're rubbish and he doesn't want to put them in storage while we renovate the house. The best offer so far. Yeah, this is a good one. Glenn has offered us a fish tank complete with filter, heater, accessories, and two sword tail plateys, which we've just learned are a type of fish. Which we want, but Glenn doesn't have many followers, nay pictures on his Instagram. Um, we've DM'd Glenn back a lot.

Yeah, he hasn't replied. But Glenn might just not be very active. That's okay. Anyone who owns the swordfish like that, they're not active on social media because they're just hectic busy running that tank. He's got so much tank admin. Our issue is, Ducco wants to field multiple trades. So we have to go back to Glenn and say, are you happy with 32?

Because we'd like to keep a couple jars up our sleeve to field other offers. Shy Guy, you said someone has contacted us via DM. Yeah, Brie would like to swap her kids for some glass jars. Okay. How many? Add us to holidays. What tricks can they do? Yeah, yeah.

Can they sit and shake yet? I have to follow up. Okay. I know the ages. Will they double as a butler? Cause I am looking for a cleaner. We'll do more jars. Yeah, that's the game.

Emma's called in on 13 10 60. Emma, what's your suggestion? Emma, are you taking this seriously firstly? Oh absolutely, good morning Jess Ducot, Shy Guy and Bats. Good morning Emma. I'm feeling you because I too am a glass jar collector but you know, so like I love the little Vegemite ones and like when my husband buys a different jam I do get a little bit excited because oh, haven't got that shape one.

Oh yeah. Yes. You know, and even I went to a girlfriend's the other day and she finished a jar and I was like, oh, do I take that jar because that would be handy. But you know, I put candles in mine, little tea lights, candles and what have you. Maybe like a function centre or a bridal company might like your jars because or someone that's you know got a big event coming up they look great with the candlelight in the hall, scattered around. Someone did suggest yesterday didn't they Ducco like a wedding

decor or event. Yeah yeah because you can reuse them for that if you run an events company or a wedding company. Absolutely. It's a great suggestion., it's lovely to connect with another glass jar aficionado. You two should start a podcast behind the jar. In the jar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Delidding the jar. Oh, what's the superior jar? Oh, we'll do that tomorrow.

My nomination, the halved peach, obviously. And that's what we've got time for. Rebecca on 13 10 60. Firstly. Sorry, sorry. Are you a glass jar aficionado? Not quite. Okay, what are you doing here? Oh she's got an idea. Okay, we'll accept ideas. So what I was thinking is perhaps we just provide some foster care for your jars. So we just temporarily hold onto them and then gift them back once your reno's are done. So Angus thinks he's won, but really.

Oh, that's not bad, Bec. Rebecca, that's someone on my stomach. So you're giving them away to like all random people because I'm worried about the jars returning home. Yeah, yeah, the amnesty. Maybe a couple like bulk packs, but I also, once I heard about the jars, I was like, I had this urge to make some lemon butter. So perhaps we could gift like 10 jars to people and then we can return one or two filled with goods for you.

Oh, Rebecca. Oh, so we give you a jar, you give us a jar back with something in it. Oh my gosh. So Rebecca brings me back lemon butter. Robbie will give me some Choco pickles. Choco, we'll get pickles. Shotgun Babs will have to try it first just in case it's poisoned Once again There's an age old rule on the radio Rebecca, that's very kind. I do like that, it's like the regifting. That's the village. You know what I'm saying?

That's everyone looking out for one another to screw over my husband. Yeah, I like that. I'm happy with that. I'm also, that's fun for me. Because there is a part of me, Ducco. Yeah. I don one another to screw over my husband. I'm happy with that. That's fun for me. Because there is a part of me, Ducco. I don't want to get rid of you. I'm surprised you're departing with your jars. I'm a little bit hesitant to do so. We did get a value on how much these jars would retail at.

So the average, let's just say the average cost is $7 a jar. That means that box is worth $418. That's actually more than I thought it would be. And you're telling me empty jars would retail for about $7? No, empty jars would be a lot less. Oh, the product. I'd say half that. So $3 a jar we'd be looking at.

So that was if it was full of food. Yeah, yeah. Like that's decent. But as we've demonstrated, no one's keen to take them off us, so I think our real plan is to hold them here. No, I like the idea of just giving them out to people and see where we get back. Glenn hasn't responded about the fish tank. Babs is poisoned from that meringue she got given.

I know not to have that one! Is Babs' sister ready? Tidda tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada Can't use the same answer twice and if you're unsure of the question, you can say pass. We'll come back if there's time. We're playing for 10k. Our player today is Nikita. Hello Nikita. How are ya? Nikita, we're fantastic. At 6.30 our player Blade said I'm gonna go to the casino, put it all on black. Hell yeah. Unfortunately, he did not walk away with the cookies. You get about three. So I asked you. I would have picked red. You know what Nikita, I always go red too. I don't know what that is. It's your favourite colour isn't it? Red is my favourite colour. Red is fast. Nikita, what would you do with the 10,000? Oh, a nice set of mag wheels for me car and just general suit the car up. Hell yeah. What car are we running with Nikita? Oh it's only a little Mazda but it's alright. Hey, soup up what you got, you know what I mean? That's what I always say. You got a spoiler on that Mazda Nikita?

Hell yeah. No, not yet. But with 10k I will. And the neon lights, that's coming too. Definitely. Bit of NOS in the boot. Lower that down and then we go really slow over speed bumps but god we look cool doing it.

Definitely, definitely. Speakers in the boot, yes please. Yes please. Nikita, the one thing standing between you and some new mag wheels, it's a letter B. B for BMW. Too easy. Alrighty. Oh, he bridged on it. He knows his tyres.

He's got a huge tyre guy. Hello. Don't you roll your eyes at me, Babs. Don't put him in a box, Babs. I'm doing tyre gear, Babs. Don't put him in a box. Anyway. Hello. Hello. Your time. Don't you roll your eyes at me, Babs. Don't put him in a box, Babs. I'm doing tire gear, Babs.

Don't put him in a box. Anyway. Nikita. Yep. Your time will start after the first question. Are you ready? What? All right.

Starting with the letter B, we need you to name an animal. Oh. Path. A herb. Oh Past a herb Past a game So my brain has gone past an instrument Bongo a type of cheese past an adjective Past something you bake

Pass. An adjective. Pass. Something you bake. Bread. A kids TV show. Bananas in pyjamas. A country. You know what I love is that we can't get bird, but we can get bongos.

It's where the brain goes in the moment. I don't think bongos has ever been battered up and I'm so glad it did today. Yeah, very funny. That was fantastic. A few passes, I think you got a case of the passes early and sometimes hard to get off that train. Animal could have been yes, the bird. A herb. Basel. A game. Battleships. Jess's favourite. Banana grams. Banana grams! I talk about it enough. Type of cheese. People should learn that because type of cheese comes up in this quiz more often than not. Do I know? Brie, man.

Brie or blue cheese. An adjective, that's tough one, beautiful. Could have been in there. The others you've got, the country could have been Belgium. I think you ran out of time. Look Nikita, we don't get the mags, unfortunately. But next best thing, $100 to spend a line at Candle Exchange. Beautiful. Thank you Nikita, thanks for joining the program.

Thank you very much. You're very welcome. Good to chat with you. What a delight. What a delight. Always good to meet the Rice Cookers. We play again tomorrow 6.30 and 8.00. $10,000 alphabox. We want this money to go home. Come on. Do you know last time we go to the Rice Cookers by saying if you suck don't call. Yeah yeah yeah. And we got some players. We got some players yeah yeah. So do it again. Do it again. Put the call out. If you suck don't call. If you suck don't call. If you are good, and you're gonna get ten, call. Call us. Up next Jess. I got caught red handed by my wife yesterday doing something I wasn't meant to be doing.

I know what you get up to on a Tuesday afternoon. Yeah, cubbies, forts. The floor is lava. How did you know? Oh, that's it. That's my whole chat. So now with Flo being born, my daughter, and Morgan being on mat leave, as you know Morgan's taking a year off, she's home obviously all the time. Whereas I was used to coming home from work at our odd times that we get home, you know, late morning or whatever it may be. Sometimes not so late morning.

Some people haven't woken up yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes our sales teams arriving as we're leaving. That's just a lot on the agenda. Well, our boss always says, you're not going to find content pretending to send an email at your desk, ducko. Go do stuff. Go live your life. Exactly. I'm glad you said that. So I'm used to- I got your back, brother. I'm like you with my glass jar.

No, I'm supporting. We've done two days on it. We're running out of steam, but we've done it. I can do things. I could, used to be able to do things at home before Morgan was on that leave. And like, I could do weird things. You know what I mean? Like, and just like, it's 22 past eight.

No, I mean, I mean, like, I could, I'm in the golf club in the backyard. I could, I could take, I'm not cooking meth. No, I'm not doing that. Walter Whiting it. Why is that called a weird thing? Yeah, why is that weird? That's just called- That's just illegal.

Criminal. I thought you meant- We have different definitions of weird. Jess comes over, Oh, Tucker's cooking meth again. Oh, he's cooking again. How weird! I'm like,

Hey Jess! I didn't know. You're doing a steppin' in my lab. No, come on in. You gotta wear your booties. You're gonna get- Also, even if I wanted to do that, I do not have the scientific knowledge or know-how.

I don't think many of us do. No, no. Not even that. You don't have the attention span. You'd walk away and blow something up. I'm also glad you brought that up. My attention span is short, right? So I do lots of different activities throughout the day.

That's the only thing about you that's not... Right? Right it in. All right. I do lots of different things. I get up to lots of random things, whatever. Right in. All right. I do lots of different things. I get up to lots of random things, whatever. You do. You like to keep yourself busy, active, entertained.

I have an urge to do things. I'll do things. You know what I mean? But it's hard to do that now, obviously, with the child being a parent and Morgan's at home. However, yesterday, I really wanted to go to the driving range because I wanted to do that. I've got a golf day coming up Thursday. I just want to hit a few balls, but I knew Morgan wouldn't let me go to the driving range,

but she would let me go to the gym, you see, because an hour at the gym is in her mind, fine, but an hour at the driving range is no, you don't need that. So that is interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, I get it. Even though I wouldn't do gym and golf, it'd be one of the other. But golf feels selfish.

Do you know what I mean? Exactly. It feels like... Don't say that. No, no, you've gone too far now. Gym feels... Feels sort of the mental health. But, you know...

Mental, physical, all that. And it's part of your repertoire since you're a kid. Yeah. Whereas golf, the longest hobby known to man. Hey, you love it now. You're a golfer. I do, but I'm just saying I see it from her perspective. Golf, no.

Gym, yes. And she knows when I have these various days that I have to do, cherry golf days or whatever. Have to, yeah. Yeah. Well, it comes with the job, Gus. Sorry, honey. I've got to go smack 18.

I realize how this makes me sound because I'm actually going away on Thursday to do that. Her mum's flying in today to be with her while I go do this golf day on Thursday. That's very kind of your mother-in-law. So Morgan's like, that's your golf quota, probably for the month, ducko. And I was like, okay. Oh, whereas you're like, I need to sharpen up before this. Thank you.

You get it. So what I thought I'd do is because my clubs sit in the living room, right? Like in the corner. And it's hard. She sits on the couch, You get it. So what I thought I'd do is cause my clubs sit in the living room, right? Like in the corner and it's hard. She sits on the couch. It faces it. So every time Morgan would, I realize how this makes me sound. Every time Morgan would leave the room, whatever, I would just sneak my

clubs closer to the door gradually in my gym gear though, right? Cause I was like, I'm going to gym midday, honey. Got that 12 o'clock class. Because you're thinking as soon as she notices the club's gone, she knows they're in the car and I'm off to the driving range. And they're very loud and big to pick up. If I can just say I'm going to the gym and I go to the driving range and I come back within the hour, it's the same, none the wiser.

Do you have it a lie to your wife's face? Is it lying? Leave her alone with your job. I'm still physically doing stuff. So I've crept them. I've got them so close to the door. Over what period of time? Like a week leading up to something? No, no, no. I was just I've crept them. I've got them so close to the door. Over what period of time? Like, like a week leading up to the door.

No, no, no. This, I was just doing it for the day. So I reckon, I reckon probably like an hour leading up to it. I've just started to move them either. That's not long enough for her to be a client. Once again, Jess, I don't think things through too much. It was just like an urge I had. So then I get them all the way.

You would have felt so... I did. I felt so naughty. I'm a criminal. I am Walter White. I get them all the way. You would have felt so... I did. I felt so naughty. I am Walter White. I am a criminal. I got them all the way to the door. She didn't notice. Then it's out of eyesight. I thought I'm home and hers. I go, okay, I'll see you soon. I'm leaving. Is she in the room? No, in the room, but can't see me. Okay. I pick them up. I go out the front door. As I'm walking upstairs, click click click click click. And she goes, why are you taking your golf clubs to the gym? Yeah, great question Morgan.

And then she comes out with Flo and she's like, why are you holding your golf clubs? And I was like, what are they? Wow. Where did these come from? How did that get it out here? Oh, I'm meeting my friend who wants to borrow them. I'm just going to put them in the car ahead of Thursday. She's like, you hate leaving them in the car in case they get stolen.

I was like, oh. She has got you over a barrel. I was born yesterday. I was dumb. Then I go, I just want to go to the drive-in. She's like, she just looks at me and goes like, Tucker. No, that's all. She wouldn't even have to say things to you now. She could give you the look that I'm not mad.

Yeah. I'm disappointed. Yeah. Is that why you ended up doing a family session yesterday? That's why we went to the gym. Yeah. Took the miss Oh and the baby. Yeah.

Let's do it together. And no golf clubs inside. Just to prove that I was doing what I said I was doing. Should have said, do you want to come to the driving range? Jess and Ducco. Just quickly Ducco, hot off the press. Yeah. You know, I love to bring you anything going on with your people.

Yeah. Little East. I just, yeah. The short kings. What was the last thing we bring you anything going on with your people. Little East. I just, yeah. The short kings. What was the last thing we talked about? Ah, the glass jars. Amen. Yeah, yeah.

You nearly turned on your own. You cannibal. Yeah. Ducko picked up my smallest jar. I'd still argue high in value. That's why I included it in the collection. Yeah. It once had marinated artichoke hearts.

He pulled it up and he goes, this can't count for a whole one. Yeah. Then he ate his words. How dare I say it? Cause you're not a whole one. Yeah. I, we, we use the term short kings. We do.

Yeah. Tom Holland's done good work in that space. Yeah. Shamalama Bingbong has done great work in that space. Kendrick Lamar. I mean, come on. Kendrick Lamar. I'm going, he's, I'd call him the king of the short kings.

I'm going to go see him later in the year just because he's a short king. I got to support my brother. I love that for you. Yeah. All four of you maybe could get a group discount. All four of us make one person. We just had a great denier on this show. We did.

Sean Guy, enough with the little lice. We're going to have a tall guy. Maybe today's the day. I'll check the calendar. We've got Lenny Kravitz coming up on the show. How tall is he? He feels tall, but he might not be. He might be. He's certainly got tall energy. Maybe today's the day. I'll check the calendar. We've got Lenny Kravitz coming up on the show. How tall is he? He feels tall, but he might not be. He might be. He's certainly got tall energy.

Look at Lenny coming. What's Lenny up to? 1.75 meters. I don't know what that is in feet. Oh. What are you? 1.4? I'm like 1.8 or something. I don't know. It's so important. Let's keep moving. This is something that you, Kendrick, Shatmala Bingbong, Holland, possibly Wendy Kravitz, might want to look into. It's trending based off this new movie. There's a new romantic drama called The Materialists. Have you seen this on social media? Yeah, is that The Thrupple? No, it's about the matchmaker. Oh,

I guess it has Thrupple energy. Dakota Johnson, Pedro Pascal. I was talking about like, oh it's not a Thrupple. Chris Evans. I think there's sort of a love triangle. Triangle, sorry, that's what I was looking for. Yeah. In fact, but everyone's talking about this particular surgery that's referenced in the movie and people are going, oh, this isn't Hollywood. This is a real thing you can get done. Pedro Pascal's character has had it done. Limb lengthening.

Oh. This is not just like something out of science fiction. Apparently this is booming in popularity. US plastic surgeons are seeing hundreds of patients a year, mainly men, Chocora there literally can add up to six inches in your height. Six inches isn't that much. You can trust me on that one. What they do is break the femur,

which is your thigh bone and or your tibia. What? The other bone. They break your bone. They insert rods and turn the rods up by one millimeter per day. So new bone fills the gap. What? New bone. How wild does that sound? That sounds just too painful. It sounds so painful. There's a whole international centre for limb lengthening. It can cost upwards of $250,000. Probably asterisk not covered by your health insurance. Shock alright. You don't need this. But the consensus for why men go through this very painful surgery. Any guesses, Ducko? Why people would be going under the knife to get this done. Well, they want a bit more height, huh? It's for women. Oh, oh because we are hey, come on literally so that because women don't Find shorter men as just stereotypically

Unfortunately, the short kings are not having as much luck. So they're turning to crazy things bilateral femoral lengthening. How crazy is that? You couldn't pay me to get that surgery. Side effects can include infection, scarring and nerve damage and recovery takes several months. Also, you'd never move as well because it's like a fake. Absolutely. You know, you remember back to like when you're going through puberty

and like growing pain? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When your body genuinely is growing and stretching. Oh, I never got that. I'm still waiting for my growing pains. Every day I wake up and go, Mum, do you reckon it's happening today? Maybe, son.

Mum, look, I got my first pupe. There you go, honey. Oh, and you're developed. What? And you're done. I want to do it without context. Hit me. 13, 10 10 60.

Call in, cause obviously we've got that call of fame prize up for grabs. Two tickets to see Lady Gaga's Mayhem Ball when she's in town in December. Yep. Call in, and I want you to give us your best home improvement, Tim the Toolman's, huh?

I love that. You know home improvement where Tim Allen goes, huh? I frickin' loved home improvement. One of the great shows, The Guy with the Fence. One of the great shows, The Neighbor. The Neighbor with the Fence, what's his name? Crap.

Wilson. Wilson, good get. It was Wilson, wasn't it? I think it was Wilson, yeah, yeah, yeah. And his little sidekick, Alf. Yep. Was it Alf? Al, Al, sorry.

It's trending, this show, some people might not know it, it's trending for a very funny reason, but we want 13, 10, 60. Can be anyone guys, guys. It doesn't matter. Give us your best. You do that really well. Thank you.

Practicing off it. No, I didn't hear you. You give it a go. Flemmy. Shy Guy. There wasn't enough grunt. Sorry. Daddy.

Babs. Babs. Babs? Babs you go. Huh? He's confused. Oh Ducco you practised your butthole. That's right. You started to do good mouth stuff yesterday, you know that.

13 10 60. I am on the record. We'll get you on next. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. Great to see people calling in. 13 10 60. We're asking for your best Tim the Toolman from Home Improvement.

What? One of the great sitcoms of the 90s. Yeah. He obviously ran that show, Home Improvement. He had the wife and the three boys at home, but he was synonymous with a grunt. Yeah. I love the idea that when they were pitching the character, and he grunts for some reason, sure.

Sure. Why not? But it became this sort of viral thing before viral was even a word. Absolutely. Some reason you're talking about it in 2025. Well, now it's viral on the dating apps. We know it's a weird and wonderful wacky world out there for the singles. Dating's tough.

Um, desperate times call for desperate measures. This one's gone viral. Uh, a girl has posted, she's posted it online now, but this is what she did on her dating app, one of the many dating apps. She said, I get along best with people who can do the Tim Allen impression. Oh, I love that. Is it hinge or bumble? You can give a prompt and actually respond with audio. And so then she's got guys messaging the Tim Allen audio back. She's posted some. So here's a couple of examples of people posting. This one, they've never met each other and they're just doing it back to try and get. So here's one.

That's not bad. That's not bad. What about this one? That was even better. Here's the real Tim. Yeah, yeah. And here's one. Here's one.

This is my favorite. Oh, because he oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, doing it. See I'd rather this than what's your favorite color or what are you into? Tell me something funny. Someone willing to play. Exactly. Doesn't that tell you a lot about the person full stop? Yep. Someone else messaged in, is this a kink thing? Hey man. Hey what have you been into? Was he a sex symbol of the 90s? Oh he could have been. So we've asked the people to call in 13 10 60 Nathaniel good morning to you. Morning guys. Nathaniel. Yes. Sorry, I've just wigged out. Ducko, look at everyone who's called.

Oh my God, Nathaniel, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan. Is that real? There's three Nathans on the line after Nathaniel. Is that real? Are they all real? That's so funny. Well that's wigged me out. Anyway Nathaniel.

Let's get all the Nathans on together at the end. But first, a group grunt. A group grunt, but Nathaniel, you're the leader of the ends ends so you have the first one to go do you like the show? Oh I used to love it it was great show. It was wasn't remember him doing that. You don't remember the no? I don't remember the oh no. Anyway I love your grunts, I loved it. Hey Nathaniel I'll date you.

I'm swiping on you. Stick around because we're going to give a prize to the best. Yeah that's great. We go to our first Nathan. Good morning to you Nathan number one. Nathan it's you. Nathan, Nathan, just say hello. Okay we'll come back to you. Maybe we need first initial option. Nathan, hello.

It's you Nathan. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there we are. Nathan, were you a fan of this show? Oh mate, if I was a dating agent in the 90s, I would have been the man if that was the way dating was back then. Okay, okay. Go give us your best. Tim the Tall Man Taylor grunt. Hang on, I've fallen my chest up. I don't think so Tim. He's doing a scene. He's doing a scene.

Alright Nathan number 2 you hold there. We'll go back to Nathan number 1. Nathan number 1 are you there? Nathan number 1. Do you think you're Nathan number 3? If your name's Nathan say hello. Hello. Hey Nathan, you're Nathan number 1. Okay.

I was Nathan number 2. What's up between you and our producers? I'm not sure who stuffed up. Alright, Nathan number two slash was one but now two. You, you go for it. You ready? Yeah. Oh, that was a good one. That was a very good one.

You didn't like that? All that suspense. Put your back into it. Hold the line there Nathan number two. Oh, that was a good one. That was a very good one. You didn't like that? All that suspense. Hold the line there Nathan number two. We go now to Nathan number three, the final Nathan. Good morning. Hey! Nathan!

I thought I was number four! Just kidding, just kidding. Oh, you know what's thrown us, Nathaniel. So now everyone's confused. Nathan number four, you go for it. Best! That's fantastic, that's very good. I'm gonna need to hear it again, Nathan.

That's good, cause here's the OG. You don't have, I'm putting you on the spot here, Ducko. Has Shy Guy given you like the lead in Jingle? I always want to hear the Jingle then it goes into the grunt. Do we have that? Nathan, bear with us. I really want to set the scene. It's not active, is it?

Trap. Hold on, let me try one more thing. Because I swear I've used this before. Maybe you can do it with your voice. Yeah, I could do that. How did it go? Brilliant, very good. Yeah, I could do that. Ba-dum-bum. Ba-da How do I conference all the Nathans? Is there a way to do it? Shy Guy's running in.

This is important. Hey, hey, Shy Guy has proven himself tech expert on the team. I used to be able to, but that was when we had a computer that worked well. Yeah. I swear I could. I'm on conference.

Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. Damn, okay, we're gonna get two. Da, da, da. I'm gonna get two, okay. Two Nathans say hello. Hello. Hello. Yeah, I've got two. We've missed our middle Nathan.

Ducco, do your mouth theme and then boys take it away. Here we go. Ba dum bum bum bum bum ba na na. Oh? Oh? Jess and Ducco. Ah, been a hell of a show so far. Of course if you've missed missed any of it, grab it on Listen. Oh, where did you get your podcast, really? Ducco, there was a point of order I actually wanted to bring to the show today. And as I look at the time, 8.59.

Oh, hang on. Court's still in session. What have you got? Okay. Why don't we just put it out there now? Maybe it can bubble away for the next 24 hours. Let it marinate. Yesterday on the show, Shy Guy kind of accidentally

gave us some tech advice. And the rice cookers. This was about my, cause I was talking about how I'm an organized person, but like I have like 500 tabs open and I didn't know you can only have 500 and I couldn't close them all. So I was just going through all of them.

What's it called on like Nintendo? You like clocked the tabs and you couldn't go any further it's not a gaming reference. I don't know what you just said. Clocked. Isn't that like when you win a level you clocked it? Have I made that up? You could have made that up. Like what are you trying to say? I'm trying to say is like you got to the end. Yeah oh I finished it. You finished tabs. It's like when Netflix asks if you're still watching. Like you've hit me once. Yeah, you couldn't go any further. Yeah, that's a good way to look at it.

And then you sort of had to go, oh God, do I have to sit here individually closing each tab on the iPhone? You are a Safari user as am I. Shy Guy put his big old brain to the task and worked out how to bulk close tabs. His big old tech brain. And he sort of went, oh no you could have worked that out

and we said hey let's just put it on Instagram maybe other people need the information. Yeah. Inundated. Oh my god he's an effing genius. Oh my god what a legend. Oh my god Shy Guy you've just saved me three weeks. Yeah Shy Lord. Someone has said hey guys how about a Shy Guy tech segment each week. We've got my Trevor Long with absolutely would absolutely murder us if we got Shy Guy on that. We've got Trevor Long on Retainer. But what I'd like to offer... I'd like that. 24 hour going out of business special.

Why am I going out of business? You are, you're dying. Do you have a tech issue? We should have done EFBS last week. You're not a tax guy. What I'm- What I'm saying is- Oh, oh, oh. What I'm saying is- Say it, yeah. I will see that and upgrade it because-

Talk to me. You know how whenever Shy gets his own segment, it just gets candle-binned. Yeah, because he has zero gusto. Yeah, yeah. What if we give him a pitch for a weekly tech segment, he comes to us tomorrow with it, or with an opener, or if you can't do it tomorrow, we do it Friday, with an opener, and we get like Shy Guy's tech segment, and we see if it lands, we get the rice cookers temperature check, they call in straight away. I like that. Maybe Shy Guy, you can go back to one of these people who was so impressed with you,

have a mock example. You know, Carissa has said, I don't know how to do X. It can be basic things too, you know what I mean? Totally. I think you need to register your issue. That's what I'm saying. go back to one of these people. Okay. Show us, show us what it would look and sound like. You're Clippy, you're essentially Clippy, the troubleshooter. Yeah. Sure, I'll be Clippy. Show us what it would look like. Go back to one of these people. You're Jeeves.

I'm still asking Jeeves. I didn't realise that I was running with that. Yeah, and it's just Shy Guy. He just gets a ping on his mailbox. Yeah, I get an email. It's just Darko. He's just replying. Always Darko. I've saved him my phone as Jeeves. We love to beta test things on this show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So yeah, I like that idea. Shy Guy, you need to build this, give us an example. And if it's got legs... Let's go. So the example isn't yesterday's? No, because that's done. We've done that. I mean... You've debunked, that's boring now. It's boring, it's old news. So is example isn't yesterday's? No, no. That's done. I mean, you've debunked,

that's boring now. It's boring, it's old news. So is someone going to message in with... Either sliding to our DMs or Shy Guy, we've got 15 women here, all happen to be women, who were very happy. All happen to be going, is Shy Guy still single? Someone wanted to trade us a glass jar for their phone number to give to Shy Guy. I was like, that's not how it works. Could be though. You haven't got the idea. We set the rules. We still can't get rid of these jars. Yeah we can. So, put it out there. Okay, put it on the Instagram story. If you've got a tech issue and you need some tech support, Shy Law is tech support. Yeah, yeah, what should we call a segment though? Shy Guy. Shy Guy Text. Shy Guy Solves. Techy Techy Shy Guy. Yeah, Technologic Shy Guy Text! Shy Guy Solves? Tiki Tiki Shy Guy? Yep.

Technologic. Shy Guy. Oh, Daft Punk Techno Jolly. What? It's also jolly. Techno Jolly. I just had a point. Daft Punk Technologic.

That's a good song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shy Guy's Technologic. Oh, ayo. Are you struggling to use technology? Nah, that'd be more difficult. Message Shy Guy. Ayo.

Let's bring it back a bit. Let's bring it back. Come on, that's a good cute. Message to Icaro! Let's bring it back a bit. Come on, that's a good song too. It hasn't it, Joss? We gotta get out of here. We keep eating into 9 o'clock. It's rude of us.

We're only contracted till 9. So really, time sheets. We? You know I speak for Ducko only, I speak for you two. What time are you guys here to? Nah, let's not. Unlimited. Hey, alright, message us here with that.

We're back tomorrow, it's Thursday, we've got Wordy-Okey tomorrow. Oh, Lenny Kravitz, the Krav-Dog. Did we ever get a hide on him? Oh, 1.75. 1.75, which I think is... It's a couple of centimeters taller than me. I find him so attractive. I know you do, that's why we're interviewing him.

Do you think that's inappropriate to tell him? Uh, no, I don't think so. I told Grant Denny today I find him attractive. He's so bright. Yeah, he did. He liked it. Grant is such a delight, isn't he? We've been messaging all morning.

Do you know what I did want to flag? Yep. You call him Grant, I call him Grant. No, no, is it Grant? No, I think it is Grant. I do that though with my Grant. You're such a fancy pants. It is very South Australian of me, isn't it?

I don't know why, I Grant. What time have you spent in SA? Well, you know I grew up in with my grunt. You're such a fancy pants. It is very South Australian of me, isn't it? I don't know why I grunt. What time have you spent in SA? Well, you know I grew up in a Shakespeare troupe. That's how I was sort of raised. Anyway, thou best be off. You do wear those. Is it Jacobean Collins? I just roll in.

Ah, good morrow friends. Good morrow. The death knell doth toll for this segment. Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow. You're always on a balcony asking where Juliet is or whatever. Anyway we're out of here, we're done, bye bye. See ya. Bye. In my own mouth, I know what I like to put in there. Jess and Ducko! That was the Jess and Ducko Podcast.

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