Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | I'm Silly Billie Dumb Bum

Episode Date: August 20, 2025

Ducko has AI deliver Jess a eulogy in the form of a song, Producer Babs runs us thorugh the Easter Eggs that Taylor Swift fans have been picking up on and we debut a new game!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Take a trip to McDonald's today and try the new McDonald's meal with one of six collectible souvenirs. This is the Jess and Ducco podcast. Welcome to the podcast, everyone. What a Wednesday? Well, it was a lot in shade this show, wasn't it? It was.

You got a lot of feedback. I got a ripped apart for last half hour of the show for talking too fast and having a shit segment. First of all, I actually don't think I talked that fast. I really don't. I thought I was pretty normal speed. I think our speed is comparable. And it's pretty much unchanging.

But the boss went, ooh, geez, you're ramped up at the end there. I'm like, did he? Yeah. The shy guy, did I? I didn't think so. Yeah. Also, the game that I play, you'll hear it in the show.

Not the strongest of games. You admitted, you weren't all in. And when Ducko doesn't go all in, well, what's to be expected? I just, you know, I should have used the, sorry, team. I've really let everyone down. I liked it. I liked it. I liked it.

How supported from you? That's the biggest compliment over her. I can't do it on Brown. because I realized you need the other little Google lady at the top. Otherwise, it doesn't change the voice. It's always a female. It needs to then, yeah, record them in. So your solution of having an orcs cord.

That will work. That we need. Because, yes, we did get a bit of feedback. Couldn't hear. Yeah, yeah. And that was a whole part of the game. I checked that, actually. People couldn't hear that.

I'm going to go back and put it. I'm going to pull it up right on the pot of tape. Are you telling me you're going to refute Belinda's I couldn't hear? Yeah, I'll tell you exactly what time. Turn it up. Yeah, turn it up. Turn it up, Blinda. Let play.

Let them play. Hey, let them play. Let him play. You want to look at like 8.36. Yeah, actually. How does this work? I don't know if I was playing. She was like, oh, you're actually doing it.

I was like, yeah. She doesn't bad. One's a guy. And then some, why have they chosen? Shire guy. Oh, I'm actually into it. Yeah. Okay.

So, this word is rectum. You can both get the same. Here we go. Rectum. Oh, that's clear as day to me. That's clear as anything. Actually, you can't even tell that I'm playing it off a phone to be a complete fair. Oh, the game was sick.

Oh, my game. I refute all the criticism. And everyone. Anyway, you'll hear it in the show. It might be back at mine not. The fact you'd prepped, though, I thought you were genuinely thinking of a word and then going cauliflower

and typing it in and you were just really speedy. No, no, no. Did you have 15 tabs open? Yes, that's exactly what I did. Well, the guy's done the work. See? Look at that. Look at that. I even had tie-breaker tabs.

Babs, how could you have done it any better? I don't know. Thanks, Babs. So are you excited to bring your game tomorrow? Yeah. What are your early thoughts? starters. Do you want a workshop together? No, I'm sorry. I'll surprise you guys.

Well, we all had openers, so you're going to work on an opener? Yeah. You're going to work with a doogie today? Yep. And we'll stay extra long. No, Babs and I pulled a big day yesterday. What'd you do? I don't know, we'll just see you for a long time. How'd come? Barking at the fish. Well, we saw everyone else have their lunch break. That's how long.

Yeah. 1.30, I think it was. Oh, my. Jeez. What were you up to? It wasn't even diary day. I know. We had the, we had Jess's AI thing. I got all working on that, my opener. You only got a sweet treat? We did.

We treated ourselves. Oh, okay, that takes an hour. If you're blowing your day out, blow yourself. That was five minutes. And then I ran into a surfboard and split my coffee everywhere. You know the surfboards that are in the office and the hallway? They've been there forever, probably 20 years or whatever. They live on a wall.

Babs walked into one yesterday. Spill my coffee all over the carpet. Oh, no. What were you doing? I was just like talking to Shagai and I was like, oh, has a surfboard always been there? Like, where that come from? And then, yeah. Because not only if you walked into the surfboard, you've essentially walked into the wall.

Do you know what they're just out? I don't know. We won't try to walk around anyone You were just not walking straight Just one of those days, Babs I do find my wife does this Women via when they walk They can't walk in straight lines

And she walks into me when I'm walking I'm like, why are you doing that? Just go straight I'm from wondering if I'm walking a straight line Yeah, think about it when you actually do it And if we're in a shopping centre or something I'm walking I just get like slowly nudged You have shared that before

Angus has never shared that with me But maybe it's just a silent frustration Like sometimes I'll pull back And then I'll watch her and see what you're doing You know what I mean? I get in trouble for that too. So you do it as well. Yeah.

Oh, goodness. Well, no, what I'm saying is the show today was, it was good. I agree. It was good without being great. Oh, disagree. No, I'll give it a great. Okay. A great.

That's huge from Shagai Dips was good fun. Oh, my God. I think whilst our competitors are not necessarily getting worse at the game, they're getting worse at the declaration of having won the game, Past couple of weeks, it's taken us ages to get that clear, crisp, hi, my name's insert. And I just want to try guys, but it's not that hard. It's not that hard. And we've also done it for two years.

We have. And we went through a phase where they were getting it really fast. Yes. And then now they're not. Oh, remember that guy I got it one take? That was unbelievable. Really dropped off since then. Anyway.

Pad for just 20 more seconds. I can see the three dots. Angus is typing. Okay, he's typing. Do I walk in straight lines or via? Why is it taking him so long to respond? Because he's like, how should I work? How do I be polite?

Yeah, yeah, what should I say? You're actually pretty straight, I think. Well, yeah, okay. Not just in my... Have a... What? I'm going to say my sexual choices. Yeah, but straight.

Oh, I see. It's just weird. Straight, like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, straight, though. Pretty straight, though. Love titties, though. Yeah. Oh, my God, I'm such a creep.

I'm such a perv. Like, is it a comparison thing or... Ooh, I don't think it's a... It's an admiration thing. Yes. I just think, br. Breasts are gorgeous. Got no...

No, here we go. Keep going. You can say whatever you want. You just scream, content warning for me. Oh, yeah. Content morning! I got no interest in eating puss, but I love... I love looking at titties. You've never had a woman fantasy?

I just haven't. I just haven't. It doesn't appeal to me. Right. But I love breasts. Perhaps unlucky. Oh, my God. Have you...

What about... Where do you... Now, where do you stand on the other? I'm going on. The Cancer Council people can hear this and their way to get outside. I hope I'm meeting them, Jess. Good, enjoy that, guys. No, don't know I'd just take the photo, too.

Welcome to Wednesday. We're up, we're ready. We're here. We're good to go. We are good to go. Let's rock and roll. Let's rock and roll, baby. How are we?

Feeling good, Ducco. Feeling solid. Feeling solid. Another day at the gym today for you. She's ticked off too. Takes 21 days to form a new habit, my friend. Day two, baby. Okay.

19 to go. Okay. Now that I've said that out loud, does that mean I need to go 21 days in a row? Yeah, you need to go on weekends. I'm not going on the weekends. No, no, that's silly. You need to keep that routine up. I was actually not going to go on Friday.

Four days a week is enough. You've got to start somewhere. But also, that's three days not doing it. Is that going to break up? break my habit. Maybe. I don't know. Maybe.

You're my, you're my, you're my, you're my, you're my, you're my Fitsbo. What would you suggest? Monday to Friday and then, yeah, have the weekends off. All right, do a Friday. Yeah. I, um, I'm actually trying to navigate. I know it's day two, but you know me. Yeah, yeah.

It's all or nothing. Yeah. Flash in the pan and then we lick out wounds two weeks later. Yeah. I haven't told me, mate. You know the one who was training me. Yeah. I haven't told him.

Like, he's probably seen on Instagram. Yeah, I'd say so. He hasn't said anything. Yeah, yeah. We talked about it a bit yesterday as well. We did talk about it a bit yesterday. But the beauty of him being in the gym world is he doesn't really listen because he's now at work himself.

Right, I see. But he might be proud of you, though. Oh, what a lovely outlook. He might just be worried that you're not doing... Actually doing stuff. Yeah. Well, I do an hour with him. I'm only doing half an hour here.

Yeah. But with the chitty chat with him... Do you have a program you're following or you're just cruising around touching a few machines? I'm just touching a few machines. And then I'm just touching a few machines. wipe the machine down. Obviously. But Angus and I had a little date night last night.

And he said, what are you going to do tomorrow? And I said, I was going to do the same thing I did today. He went, no, don't do that. So he helped me. He goes, what about a bit of push pull? What the hell's push pull? Yeah, you need to go on there with a plan. Yeah.

So at dinner, over our bow buns, he was teaching me. He's like, maybe you could do a bit of chest and then you do a bit of something else. I said, okay. So I did what he told me to do. Yeah. You could get, you know what? There was a goblet squat. You know who could write you a program?

Chat GPT. No, thank you. It might not be like perfect, perfect, but it'd be good enough. But you know who could write me a program? You, like my friends. But like, also like, I don't know what I'd just probably get chat cheptie. Yesterday, after we talked about chat chepti and how one of my really good girlfriends is using it in a way that I do not approve of, asking it for fashion advice, my God,

I was in undated. People message you may be like, I did this on chat GPT, I did this on chat GPT. I'm like, guys. What are they doing? Oh, someone sent me, how's this? Good friend of the show. Yeah. I don't want to make fun of her.

But she asked it for like, I don't know why. She almost asked it for, from its AI bot perspective, what, hang on, I was having a DNA with chat GPT last night. And I asked it something. Oh, what do you admire most about humans? Ooh, that's weird. Look where she sent me. This whole, like, stuff about.

about the duality of love and our resilience and the creativity under pressure. I don't need to hear that from a robot. Why would you use chat GPT for that? I don't know. Get it to do things for you. And like we had the rice cookie yesterday say, my friends aren't available at 11pm when I'm having these thoughts. I think she was having these sort of thoughts very late at night,

but that freaks me out. This is where people start dating their AI and, you know. See you later, human connection. because the chat GPT is coming up with all this stuff. Humans hold contradictions. The empathy reflex. I don't want a robot judging me on that stuff. Not at all.

Not at all. So I also don't want it to tell me how to do push-pull. Okay. Keep resisting it. I will keep resisting. Does anyone want to join the resistance? Is anyone not using... It's you and blockbuster.

That's what I should. That's what we should have done yesterday. Not what are you using it for. Are you like me? Yeah, you're part of the resistance. Are you part of the resistance? I need to find some like-minded anti-tech people. No more.

No more. Yeah. What are you using it for? Like in an average day? I'm not asking a few questions here and there when I need to know something. Like a Google replacement. Yeah, Google replacement. Yeah.

Like I said, fantasy stuff. Is it doing, oh, yep. Yeah. Sometimes if you're... Oh, my brain, sorry. I thought you were making a joke like what you and Morgan should get up to. You're like, oh, yeah. Your fantasy football.

You're like, your fantasy football team. Sometimes like bedding's But it's not always that accurate for that. Do you reckon you could ask it fantasy stuff? And what was that? Probably. People could. Very quick to answer.

Very quick to answer. Very quick to answer. I scale with the internet for things. Okay. Okay. What have you asked you? What's the sexiest thing you've asked? If you want to get sex, you talk to Grok, not chat chippy tea.

Chachabee, be like, that's not what I'm here for. Yeah, it gets a little bit. Rock could be like, all right, let's go. Yeah. So Chagai knows. Very knowledgeable. Shy guy can generate images for you too. Shy guy can.

I meant Grok, sorry, I'm not well today, guys. They're one together. That's a little Freudian slip there. We knew he was a robot. Rock can generate images and videos for free as well. Is Grok an app too? Yeah. It's built into the Twitter app or the X app.

How much are you paying for all your AIs? Free. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But once you do too many problems, I guess now, now pay. And I'm like, I'll talk to you tomorrow. Yesterday you asked for the boss's credit card because there's something coming up on the show that was behind. DePaywall.

Now he's got the boss's details. He's going to get GROC plus whatever two point of issue. When GROC tells you to take it off, that's great. When you tell GROC to take it off, what does it do? It generates an image. Very quick. It's the quickest he's ever made. I've never used it for that.

This is a man who does not drink coffee, who always has walls up, who doesn't know the drama principle of yes and. This is coming from real afternoon times with GROC. Here we come. Yes. My Lord. Yeah. Whatever you need to do, baby.

I don't do it. However you get your rocks off Monday to Friday. Hey, we're not yuckin' his yum. I'm just glad one brick out of his wall has come down. We can see him. Yes. We can see GROC in there. Shy guy finally letting us in.

Yeah. Sharing a bowl of pistachios with GROC. Babbs, do you use chat GPT? Um, yes, I do. It helps me write the alpha box questions. Oh. Don't give that up. Jesus.

Good to know. Careful, Babs. You've just revealed how people can train. No, not in that way. As in so I don't have to like search it into the web, you know? Hey, hey, wait, would you mean to fact check an answer? Like an insect starting with N. So I'd just be like, oh, generate adverbs starting with me.

Not actually to write the whole questions. Like I still use my brain, but more as like a search engine. I thought they were... I am still good at my job. I thought I am still needed. I am wanted. Do you then fact check what it responds? because I thought it wasn't 100% accurate.

Sometimes, but most of it's pretty, like, you can tell that it's correct. All right. So if we ever see a mistake on the sheet, we know it's straight GPT, maybe. We're going to have to buy babs. We blame the GPT. Oh, my God. The resistance is dwindling. I thought I might have bards.

No. Nah, she uses it. She uses it. Her generation. Yeah, true. Anyway, well, good to have you all here today, guys. Wonderful to be. How are you?

Oh, yeah, no one's asked me about me. Yeah, how are you? I'm really, I'm going really just want to stop the song. Yeah, please do. I was going really well today. I was going to get to you. I just wanted to finish the chat GPT combo. No, I'm really good today.

Thank you. Thanks for being here. There we go. Sabrina Carpenter. It's a man child. Jess and Ducko. Happy Wednesday. Jess and Ducko.

Yes and Ducko. It is Wednesday morning team. We love Wednesdays on this show. Why is that, Duck? Well, we got Shy Guy Dips today. It's Dippy Dippy Dippy Shy Guy Day. Oh, Dippy Day. And I think we should bring the rice cookers into the drama around Shy Guy Dips.

the concern we're not going to be able to see out the year. He's very worried about it. He's very worried. So much so, he looked me in the eye yesterday and he went, I'm going to have to go to Aldi. I said, we've been saying that for six weeks. I've been to Audi, but the Audi I wondered you didn't have a large range. I'm going to go to bigger Audi.

He's not a fan of Albi. He's not a fan of a mega store or something. I feel like all the Aldi stores are gigantic. I've never seen a little one. He has a whole aisle. Audi's like two metres worth. I've not bought cereal from Aldi ever. No, neither of I.

I don't know. But why I bring it up is, could be a little clue for today. Oh, you know what I mean? Don't be wasting our time with your fruit loops and your nutra grain because you can't buy those at Aldi. It's off the beaten path. Absolutely.

It's German. Oh. You know? Is it but not everything in Aldi's German, is it? Oh, I actually thought everything from Eldie was German. Oh, is German. Yeah, the brand is German. Yeah, the brand is German.

All that stuff was from Germany. No, not all of it. Okay, those tents and ski boots. That's not all German stuff. I don't think so. Okay, that's fair. I think it's Chinese, maybe. Yeah.

Yeah, okay, fair. Yeah. Well, there you go. There you go. Not necessarily a German serial, but possibly came from Elty. We've also got on the show today a eulogy for Jess, written by Chat-G-Taz. We're just talking about it because you're so scared of it. So yesterday I got it to write you a eulogy and then we put it into music.

Like an AI. Yeah, so it is an AI singing a song that with lyrics that I've sort of instructed it for your eulogy. So in lieu of you getting up in the cathedral. Yeah, yeah. And, you know, wowing everyone. I'll be way too sad. So, you know. Well, you'll be MC.

You'll be busy. I'll introduce the AI to get out there and sing. And then making sure everyone keeps to time and being hassled by my mum, you know, why is this not happening? What's this? I'll be in a massive black hat. The tech will be, the tech will malfunction. You'll have to fix that. You don't have time to sing.

No. That's happening today. Which I look forward to. I think you enjoy it. Way to kick the boot in. Like, I'm already dead. This is really rubbed salt in the wound. You just love chat D.PT doing this.

And then I've got my new game on the show today as well, team. That's right. What's that I call it again? Who you're going to get when you Google it? Who you're going to get when you Google it? I'm looking forward to that a lot. It's one of the dumber games we've ever played, but I think it's got legs. That's our bread and butter, though.

That's what we do. I'm looking forward to it. I thought this would be a fun article, just because one member of the team, this probably affects, well, more than anyone else. It's our well-endowed... Oh, sorry, well-endowed. Big guy. Python boy. Python boy, the man himself.

Scare your whistles to be wet. The snake charmer, that is. Shy Lord. Mr. Guy. Mr. Guy. Shy guy. The man with the world's largest pain, obviously, just a little bit bigger than yours. He's from the UK.

Well, shy guy, it's in the name, Ducker. He's shy. He's never officially been measured because he's not a showboater. Yeah. So he could be. Yeah, it's true, actually. Do you know what I'm saying? You should measure yourself against Matt Barr from the UK.

Didn't realize the UK claimed the throne to the larger... I thought it was like Ecuador. Well, Babs knows. Yeah. It is Ecuador. Was it Ecuador Babs? Yeah, they have the biggest slongs. Do you know where the UK sat in the global rankings?

Yeah, they were pretty low. I thought they were low, too. I don't remember. I'll have a look. Yeah, I'll just get that article off from my favorites. So Matt Barr measures, it comes in at 37 centimeters. It's more than a ruler. 14.5 inches.

Oh my God. That's how big that bad boy is. What does it? Or I don't know. How do they measure them? Yeah, when in these rankings. You'd measure it full. Would you measure it full?

I think you have to. Give yourself the best chance. Yeah, I think you have to. Because if you're a grower, not a shower. Yeah. Well, I need to see when you're showing. Okay, that's a big one. So it's big, but he says one of the issues with being so large, especially in hot water showers,

is that it's not exactly easy to see my feet. I didn't even think about that. Of all the issues Not being able to see your own feet I didn't even consider it Well, because he slipped out of the shower As he did not see some shower gel That was sitting on the floor of the shower

He was just trying to get out He slips out Was he running out of a gravel shower? As you can tell he's in the gravel shop He's outside, now he's in the shower He's gone He's done a beautiful vacate in the bush One of those glamping things

And he's showering on gravel. He slips out of the shower and he breaks his arm because of his pain. So he basically could not see his feet. There was some shower gel underneath him. He's got to quote, especially when I move too fast, it can definitely mess with my balance. It's not easy being so big. When I move too fast, because it's swinging around, it's throwing off. It's like a pendulum.

Yes. He's throwing off his core balance. Exactly. He said he was rushing to get ready for work and he couldn't see the hazard in the shower due to his large pain. He didn't see the excess shower gel, slipped on it, falling him to cause it to bath shower, out of the bath, and land on his arm.

He broke his arm. Oh, my God, cause of break, giant slum. He said he's always, I didn't think about this. He said he's always embarrassed to go to public showers because people always just go, oh my God. Yeah. Look at that guy. Because there's one thing to be well endowed, isn't there, Ducko?

And sort of be maybe the envy of other gentlemen at least in a community shower. But then there's like, this is actually impacting my life and it's a, oh my God. It's an issue. People are looking. Globally, by the way, Babs is put in UK, 68th globally for size. 5.17 inches is the average. He's 14.5. So this guy's an complete outlier.

He must have some heritage from somewhere. And I actually wonder, I actually wonder if maybe he tipped up the average. Maybe UK should be lower, but they've got one mat bar. And it's brought the whole country. It makes the whole place bigger. That's exactly what's happened. this is kind. Thank you for this, Babs. Australia is 43rd. Great. We're a lot higher than the UK. Are we the number one in the Commonwealth? That's him with his injured arm. Just look

at his, look at his groinel area. That's, that's, he's got pants on. I don't want to say it's comical, but it looks like he's, it looks like someone's put a deodorant can in there. Looks like he stuffed my big old water bottle down there. He's, he's Frank Green in there. It looks ridiculous. Oh my God. And that must be. How's this though? He's doing wonders for the bath mat world. He said, I've gone, I've gone out and bought a bath mat. I was about so I've got some spawn con. So I can get more grip and I will not fall over again.

Like an old lady. You know when your grandma starts living on her, well, he's living on her own. You're worried she's going to have a fall in the tub. Yeah. You put the grippy mat. And the handle. You need the railing. You need the railing.

You need the grippy mat. He almost needs something to put his pin on. So he can like put it on that. So he can hold the way. Again, thinking of grandma, you know, you get her the shower chair. Does he need some sort of. The shower pain. A ledge or a chair.

He probably would. Oh, like a rack. Do you rack it up? Yes. Yeah, rack it up so you can put it up there. Once you're in. Maybe you can clean underneath it because I imagine she hasn't seen under there before. Oh my God.

Babs are still going. Thank you. So, Babs, you go. You know, it's actually Shagga. I've been putting that. Oh. I thought it was Babs. I'll let you have it.

Canada's number one in the Commonwealth. Oz is number two behind them in terms of size. Thank you in the Commonwealth. In the Commonwealth. I want to know, exactly. Thank you, Shai, God. Anyway, so. You know what?

He's lower back. You know, like, we always empathise with ladies with the larger chests, you know, that gets to a point where you're in F, G, Cup territory, your back is absolutely being thrown out. Similarly, for him, is he just being dragged down? He would be always toppling forward. He'd never be able to do sports, you know. Does he have a partner? I don't believe, so I think he lives alone.

Yeah, no, fair. It's a lonely life being that big. Absolutely. Keep for what you wish for, fellas. Well, I mean, that's why shy guys alone. I think he's just, he hasn't found the right match. No, no one can conquer the challenge. That's right.

You know, they banned people from climbing Everest because they deemed it too unsafe. They were like, stop it. Too many people are dying. Y'all aren't training hard enough. Maybe we need to put the same ban on Shy Guy. What are you going, Sean? Your band from climbing shy guy.

Never has he wanted me to get out of here quicker. Yeah, Alphabet bucks next 10 grand. Sit in it. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. I have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice. If you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We come back, of course, if there is time.

We are playing for $10,000. Our player today is Jonathan. Good morning, Jonathan. Good morning. How are you? Oh, fantastic for a Wednesday. Thank you for asking. We have $10,000 to give you, Jonathan.

Are you going to take it off our hands? I hope so. Okay. The time for hoping is over, Jonathan. I know. I'm going to do it. We're going to do it. Okay.

Yes, you are. We need confidence. Yes, we do. Yeah. What do you want to spend the money on? So we actually own a cafe. So we're probably just going to have to get some of those bills paid, you know, tax time, you know, all that fun stuff. All that fun stuff.

All that fun stuff. Well, I can see here you've told sweet babes, you very kindly pump Jess and Ducco through the cafe. Oh, we do every morning. Love that. Love that, Jonathan. very nice. Good morning to everyone in a cafe. Good morning. Get the copy from Jonathan. It's the best. Absolutely. Jonathan's beans. They are superior.

They're the best. The letter you're going to work with today, my friend, is B. B. B for beans. Beef a barista. Be for Babs. There you go. Jonathan's firing. He loves it. Are you ready to rock? I am ready. All right, let's do it. Starting with the letter B, we need you to name.

A shoe brand. An instrument. Bass guitar. A comedy film. Blenders. A phone app. Bumble. A five-letter word?

Oh my gosh. A video game. Pizza. A school subject. Oh. Oh, God, I thought it was out the gate strong. We were out at Birkenstocks. It was a great year early on.

We ended up. We ended up with three. What did you say for comedy film? You say Brenda's? Did you say Blender? Yeah, you're thinking of blended. Oh, blended. Blended.

Yeah. That was terrible. We could have had Blades of Glory or Bad Santa. Oh, I love Blazers. A five-letter word, something you must serve every day. Bacon. Oh, yeah. Beans.

Beams. Oh, what's terrible. Video game, Borderlands. And then a school subject, biology. Look, look. We don't go away empty-handed, though, Jonathan. $100 cash, all thanks to the legends, at O'Brien. That's coming your way, okay?

Oh, sweet. Is that the coffee machine in the background, Jonathan? Or was that a blender? It is, no. It wasn't a blender of the coffee machine. How good's that? I love it. Oh, fantastic.

Well, tell everyone in the cafe, we said hello, and thanks for our playing us in there. No worries. Thanks, guys. Thank you, Jonathan. I've got to make our way out to Jonathan's cafe, I think. Yeah, absolutely. I'm sure he does a good long black. Hell yeah.

I'm mucking around. Bacon, long black. Yeah, we should have asked him how much the smashed Avo is. Oh, that's what it needs the $10,000 for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep serving smashed ad. 100%. Up next, Ducco, I want to take you to China.

Oh, yeah. If you'll come with me. Oh, come on. I'm not going to force you to go to China if you don't want to go to China. I love going to China. All right. We'll get a noodle. We'll go to the Great Wall.

We'll go see the Great Wall. Keep the rabbits out. One of the Seven Wonders of the World. Yep. And then I'm going to go watch a bit of sport. What? Some robot sport. Oh, dear.

You know how I feel about it. Jeff and Ducko. Ducko, we're in China. Good to be here. And the reason I'm bringing you this story is because, yes, I am fearful of the robot takeover. Yes, I am anti-A-I. Yes, I am leading the resistance. And sometimes I feel out of my depth.

Sometimes I feel like they're nipping at our heels. They're going to be the superior race soon. And then you see the first world humanoid robot games in Beijing. where 500 Androids, so these are sort of robots Unlike, do you remember the show Robot Wars? Yeah, it was great.

That was such a good show. Yeah, it was funny. Where little nerdy people would build these robots that had like a chainsaw mechanism. And like a razor blade on it. Yeah, and the two robots would fight each other. And you'd get so upset when their robot would get killed. Totally.

Or flip over and they didn't have the mechanism to flip it back. We'd just be on our couch, just laughing at them. That I actually didn't mind. Maybe because it ended in the destruction of robots. This is humanoid robot. So it's like that movie with Will Smith, I-Robot. They look like human form. They've got these weird humanoid faces,

but they're about the size of a seven-year-old. So they're not fully six-foot. They're creepy. 500 of these, God, I nearly said creatures. They're not alive. 500 of these bots were competing in basically an Olympics for robots. Hilarious. So different sort of events, like hurdles, like athletes.

like basketball, but other events like cleaning and medicine categorisation. The footage of them too, like trying to bounce the ball and running down the court and falling over. It's crazy because they do, some of the events had still had human operators operating the androids and some of them were just fully fledged robots. Just let it out in the wild. Who were programmed to play soccer. They're shy guys cousins. They're shy guys cousins.

And yes, the soccer one is ridiculous because the tiny little ball trips them over. And then they all knock each other like dominoes. They all fall over. And that footage makes me happy because I go, okay, those things aren't taken over the world. Yeah, no. They're not going to take my job next week. So this sort of makes me happy. There was a 1,500 metre race, ducco.

1,500 metres. Yep. Unitrees, humanoid, stomped along the track, easily outpacing the rivals. He won the gold. Oh, hey, it won the gold. But it ran it in 6 minutes 29. The human. Yeah. in the last Olympics or whatever,

did it in three minutes 26. They're not quick, yeah. Yeah, no. Wait, $1,500 in three minutes. That can't be right. Is that hours? No, 1500 metres. Is that how quickly you can do that?

Is that how fast humans can run? In the Olympics, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's really, that's good. That's good on them. I thought that was an error in the article. But there's footage of one of the races in one of the athletics clips literally running into a human operator.

Like the operator's watching his little, Oh, yeah. And, you know, hitting the remote, a different robot knocks him over. He's flat on his back. The robot stayed upright, but the human was knocked out cold. It is absolute chaos. And there's full shiny, like there's commentators. Oh, there's commentators.

We've got some. Cantonese. Listen to that crowd, though. That's the other thing. It's a human crowd. And the crowd was going absolute off chops when the robots were failing. I know. So good.

We certainly weren't in support of the robots. When they started fighting. Four! Four! One more right. Also, yeah, it's a human umpire, which I don't really, or ref, whatever. That was at the Kung Fu. And one of the robots got knocked out and then just started spinning.

Like, it was malfunctioning, like a brain wire went loose. And the crowd was going absolutely mental for this robot. You could put bets on robots malfunctioning now on sports bet. Oh, that one's going to malfunction. Oh, my God. So this is, one. Whilst we have seen robots competing, like Robot Wars in the late 90s, is the first time we've sort of seen the humanoid aspect.

And yeah, it doesn't it make you feel better, though? We're still elite. It does. For now. At least at the 1,500 metre race. Jess and Ducko. All thanks to legends at Mackie Dees get the new McDonald land meal and your choice of Big Mac, quarter pounder, or six chicken McNuggets and the new McDonald's

shake. I've heard great things. And you can get six character souvenir kits to collect. Babs has got about three out of those six. She's going for them all. If you want to feel like your kid again, jump into Maccas. Mate, McDonald's, pilf it into my feed yesterday, Ducco. I really liked this and I did a deep dive.

Trending Macca's items. Like, I think we've got the McWing's trending here in Australia. You led that charge and I jumped on that bandwagon, hold heartedly. Spicy buff. Can't recommend it enough. What's trending? Like, the Jess and Ducko over in France, the radio show. Yeah.

What are they talking about? Oh, yeah. When they do their little credits. With croissant. Maca baguette Oh, I was close I was at 50-50 Legit

featured in the last season of Emily and Paris the macbogette trending over in France In India the Maharaja Mac because they don't eat beef because cows are sacred

so they don't have beef on the menu over McDonald's It's basically what we know was a big Mac but it's chicken The Marahara The Maharasha That sounds fun to say

Over in Italy You know what's trending What are the I ties got Giuseppina and Ducco over in Roma. Josapina, anoducco. McToast.

That sounds plain. I don't. Sure they can have McPisa. It makes me upset. It makes me upset when we Americanize Italian things. Like, can't they call it, how do you say toast in Italian? I don't know, but like McPanee or something, but McToast. McToast.

It is basically a round toasted bun with a slice of ham, not even prosciut. And two slices of cheese. Listen to the discone. basically just to come on and be disgusted about the Italian McDonald's. Greek Mac? What's the Greeks up to? That is, what we know as a Big Mac, yeah? Yeah. But in the Sovlaki bread, like the pitta bread. Ah. The Greek Mac. So it'd be like a, it's like a

Yoros bread kind of. Exactly. Stuff with a beef, patty, fresh lettuce, tomato, onions, taziki sauce. So they don't have the Big Macsau's. But over in the Philippines, ducco? Ah, what are the Philippines up to? McSaghetti. What? See, I feel like that is Italy. That is trending, and I'm not even going to try and...

How does that work? Guess what the equivalent of Jess and Ducko is in the Philippines? Oh, you're not well-versed enough. You know there's Filipino Ducko on Instagram. He's got the handle, hence why, I have three underscores, and he wouldn't give it to me. I'm wondering if he's a radio host. I messaged him, and he wouldn't give it to me. And so I tried to get him...

I tried to get him deleted from Instagram. I'm in a case. It's a whole thing. God damn, you Filipino daco with your Pokemon backpack. I'll get you. 54. Shy guy, we need to do a team tribut. to the Philippines.

Yeah, just to find me. I've heard it's beautiful. That's the capital of the Philippines. I've got it on the top of my, top of, tip of my tongue. Got Chico and Delma, who are the number one radio show in the Philippines. Shut up, Chico and Delma. And Babesquitly, the capital of the Philippines. The morning rush, Chico and Delma.

Manila? Manila, thank you. So we need to fly into Manila. We're going to track down Chico and who? Delmar. Delma, yeah. We've said it differently three times now. Dillam.

I'm not sure. They're on Monster, 93. Oh, 93.1 monster. One of the great stations. We should whip up. I think they play fresh hits. We should find out what games they play. What's their version of shy guy dips? Who's their shy guy? How can we

listen to their show? Let's do that. This time tomorrow, we'll bring a break from their show, chat from their show. I want to hear them do the credit for McSpaghetti. Oh, it wouldn't be as good. 5,400 monthly Google and 4,400 TikTok searches served with a sweet-style tomato sauce. Oh my God, sliced hot dogs. and grated cheese.

Sliced hot dogs. Muck spaghetti is often part of a combo meal that includes fried chicken. There you go. That sounds good. It's a nostalgic staple for Filipinos. Did you get more facts for us, Charlotte? About Chico and Dilma.

Yeah, they've won the Golden Dove Award for Best Radio Program. That's more awards than we've won. We've been nominated, we never won it. And then our radio world's got cancelled. We don't have the budget from the radio. Let's go to Philippines. Let's take the show on the ride.

Let's do it! Yes and Duccoe. I reckon producer Shaw guys having a glass of milk. I'm going to look at a little biscuit, aren't you? My, my, muck, my muck. Shy guy dips. I'm so excited. I want Shy guy's box.

Everybody's favorite Wednesday segment where you've just got to guess what's in shy guy's whole little hands. That's right. The man has many skills, but describing things, not really one of them. Not one of them. It's not great at clue giving. Even though we've played this game for nearly two years.

Long time. He hasn't gotten any better. No. He's going to describe a box of cereal to you. If you can get it. Not only do you win an unopened box. of that cereal. Oh, yeah.

He had a whole swag of Justin Ducko merch. Fridge magnet, jizbit, key ring. Put it all in a jar. They all go on to, yeah, a mutty jar. Absolutely, there's 59 left. Yeah, no one wants them. And then you, you know, and then you get eternal glory. Plus, every year at the end of the year, all our winners, we do some good stuff.

We absolutely do. So 13, 1060, if you would like to play. Shy guys can give you a clue. Yep. And then first caller, we'll get a supplementary. but shy guy? What do you want to start with? First clue.

First clue. The box is predominantly blue. Oh, show me how I'm going to see a box today. Oh, goodness gracious. I've never seen that before in my life. Let's just say we are off the beaten track today, team. There's a free clue for you. Yeah, there you go.

13, 1060, blue box. Jess and ducco. Jess and ducco. I reckon producer shy guys having a glass of milk. Glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? My nook, my no. Difts. I'm so excited.

I want shy guys. If these were my last moments on Earth, Ducko, I'm so glad I'm going out doing dips. What a way to spend it, you know? A couple of pals talking cereal. Don't worry about my husband, daughter and dog. Nah, family. You seem enough.

This is the good stuff. This is the way I'd want to go. This is what it's all about right here. She died how she lived. Yes. Having a laugh. Having a lull. Trying to give a rice cook of some cereal in the cheese bit.

And a freaking jar. Make sure my jar. go to a good home. I'll give you a mooties out. Please don't throw them in the bin. I will. I'll haunt you. I know you will.

We've heard the box is blue. I'd never be able to do another radio show with anyone else because Jess is, I haunt you. Oh, haunt you. There's no moving on. I would haunt you. I'll be whispering your ear the whole time you're trying to talk to your new person. You betrayed me. You moved on without me.

Ra, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah. Just whisper things like chocolate. Calories. Things that upset you. Jade. Good morning. Good, Jade. Yeah, I'm all right.

We're good. We are going well. We are. Hey, Jade, we want to get you this box of cereal and eternal glory. We've heard the box is blue, and you get another clue. Yeah, Jay. Okay. Your next clue is there's lots going on in this cereal.

There's lots. In the cereal. In the cereal. Like, there's little balls of things. There's like cornflakes-looking things. There's some of that straw stuff. Jesus. Okay, all right.

detailed clue I've ever heard. Jay, you should be, this is a good one, Jay. What are you feeling? Well, now that you've said that, you've completely thrown me. Pivot, Jay. We're going to say rice bubbles, but... I was.

I was going to say rice bubbles. But now I'm thinking. Maybe along the lines of wheatbecks bites. Ooh, weepiegs bites. That's a bit on of those. Ah. Good, Jay. Sorry, Jay. Thanks for playing.

Good to knock off wheatbicks bites bites. Absolutely. Maddie. Hi. Hi. Maddie, we've heard the box is blue and there's a lot going on in the cereal. What's another clue for lovely Maddie? This is the most Australian cereal we've ever done. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Goodness gracious me. Maddie. What are we feeling?

Um, mate, I'm thinking maybe frost this late. Oh, that's, that is not Australian. That's got to be very American frosty flakes. But I'll tell you what, one of my favorite cereals. It's a good holiday cereal. Pure sugar. You're eating a bowl of sugar. Yes, you are.

But the little tiger makes it nice. What a way to start your day? Absolutely. Sorry, Maddie. It is not. It is not the Frosty Flakes. Let's go to Sarah. Hi, Sarah.

Hi, Sarah. I mean, we are living the dreams. It's Wednesday morning. For now. I know it. Yeah. I know it. I live every morning.

And as soon as you said Blue Box, I'm like, I am on this. Are you sure you don't want another clue? Yeah. No. Oh, okay. Jesus. Don't give the lady another clue. She's going.

Full hog. I won't take about the lemon myrtle. Sarah. Sarah, to lock this in. The Australian bushby. Okay. No, I'm building it, Sarah. Sorry, okay.

Let him build. Let him build. Sarah, to lock this in, to win this, to win the jisbee, the fridge man, man, the mutti and eternal glory. What do you think it is? I'm kind of a bit. Yep. Sorry, what is it? Can we should start a podcast.

Now you say, Sarah. You guys are amazing. We've got good chemistry, Sarah. Did you want, you know what? Sarah can replace me. If I die, you can have Sarah. Sarah, what is it? It's the Australian bush food cereal.

Sarah, do you genuinely have this every morning? I'm so happy I got on. Thank you. Sarah. Sarah, well done. Well done. Thank you. There's not much listening going on with Sarah.

Hey, Sarah, well, Jess. This is going to be great. This is going to... I reckon Sarah's going to get this in one, Ducko. Do you? Maybe. Okay. Sarah, you've heard the segment before.

We finish each time. Now, last week was actually the first time we didn't complete because Jane had 15 goes and... She was useless. Capitulated. All right, Sam. We need you big, clear, calm voice. Remember, find your truth.

All right, Jess, give it a line. Hi. My name's Sarah. I don't, Sarah. And I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I just... I just won shy guy's box.

I just want Shy Guy's box. Box is imperative. Oh, I don't know if I'm going to get this first go. Okay. All right, Sarah. That's enough. Action. Hi, my name's Sarah, and I just won Shy Guy's box.

You're close. I like the energy. I'm so excited. That's right. You need to be so excited. Hi, my name's Sarah, and I'm so excited. So excited. I just won Shy Guy's box.

All right. Take two, dads, get the fish ready, and action. Hi, my name's Sarah, and I just won Shy Guys. So excited. So I'm so excited. So just one more time. Hi. It's so stressful.

Yeah, it is. Listen, hi. My name's Sarah. And I'm so excited. And I'm so excited. I just won. I just won. Shy guys box.

Shy guys box. And action. Okay. Hi, my name's Sarah. I am so excited. I just won Shy guys box. And I'm so excited. Oh, and.

We need, with the end. Oh, sorry, I forgot the end. Each word is, Ducco nearly celebrating. Yeah, I was getting close. I was getting excited. Hi, Sarah. One more time. Hi, my name's Sarah, and I'm so excited, I just want Shy Guys box.

All right, Sarah, over to you. Remember, you've just on the box, you're excited. And action. Hi, my name is Sarah, and I am so excited. I just won Shy Guy's box. Yay! Jess and Ducko. Cut the song, cut the song.

Cut the song. Oh, no. It used to be Jess and Ducko, but ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is now just the Ducko show, as we have lost one, Jessica Lee, Fuchy Onee O'Ne. Yesterday in the show, Jess was talking about AI, shy guy, and she was swimming in how she didn't like ChatGPT. We have people come on and say they do plenty of things for ChatGPT with it. One lady even said it wrote her dad's eulogy, and Jess was outraged. So I decided I would get ChatGPT to write the eulogy for Jess.

and then we would also get AI music to sing it. Yeah, it's called Suno if you want to do this at home. So I got the lyrics. I gave it some details on our beloved Jess, who unfortunately died by a computer falling on her. She went out not how she would have wanted. During daisies, believe it or not. During Justin Bieber.

She was trying to do some AI stuff, and it killed her. Anyway, I'm sorry. I'm trying not to laugh at this and make humor of it, but Jess would have wanted us to keep having fun. So, everyone, I just want you to sit back and enjoy the funeral song. Pretem we're at a funeral right now. I've emceded, and I'm just introducing up AI to play the funeral song for Jessica. Valet, Jess.

Valet. If there's one thing she would hate, it's us sitting here too straight. Just would want an event, not a funeral line. We've passed on the table in West's life every time. Jessica. space you leave your laughter you find the air that we breathe from b-movie lights to the music you blessed fly first class forever rest easy jazz she juggled the mornings the gym and the fight kharia sunrise radio by night a mother a friend a star on the air quoting every

every film without a radiant flare she loved Ricky Martin she loved Westlife too turn ordinary days into something brand new with angus beside her the balance was clear he paid the bills she bought pastel and cheer now luke carries her sparkle and song her spirit will guide us forever strong just Oh, carry you on In memories and laughter Your light isn't gone Heaven had better

Be business class, no less Forever in first clikes Rest easy, Jess Presciutto out for Jess today Everyone Godspeed, farewell, valet Sweet Princess This is the go

I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your life for that. All you can get. Hey, how'd you find that? Was that a bit of fun? I must have gone back now. No, you can be back now. I'm resuscitated. I hated every, I hated it so much.

But I like, I know what you gave it. Yeah, yeah. You, the brain, the human. Yeah, Kowarni, thank you for bringing up my karate career. Early morning, Jim, West life. People don't bring it up enough. Oh, did karate for a bit. I didn't do for six weeks.

I got my yellow. Didn't pass her next graduation. I didn't do my carder because the instructor was sexist. And I didn't want to play with him anymore. Fly first class for a play. First class, yeah. I mean, you fight the front of the plane. We all know that.

You didn't work in points. Angus at the point. No, because, yeah, I don't believe it. Points are work in heaven. You don't need points in heaven. That's right. That's what makes it so good. Yeah.

Hated it. Loved, loved what you did. It actually, so it wrote out the full eulogy. It was like, it must have been two pages worth of the eulogy. We had to cut it back. Well, you obviously gave it a lot. I did give it a fair bit. You know me like the second best in my life.

And it was like, hi, here's your eulogy for Jessica. Do you want a fun, quick radio edit? I was like, yes, yes, I do. Jess and Ducko. Some big news, of course, last week, our very own friend of the show. Taylor Swift. She's like friend of the globe, isn't she? Oh, a friend of everyone.

Friend of everyone. Yes, dropping on her boyfriend's sport podcast called Newhouse. Travis and Jason Kelsey usually Talksport. Yeah. They invited Taylor on because she announced, got a 12th album for your team, life of a show girl. Obviously, Vision accompanied that,

has blown up social media. And hence the Swifties have been able to dissect and deep dive every element that was in this chat, both visual and audio. Lucky we've got our own Swifty to unpack all these alleged Easter eggs. Yeah, so some of these.

Easter eggs are a bit... It's Babs, by the way. It's me. It's not shy, God. Some of people have way too much time on their hands, but this is interesting. So, first of all, she openly referred to the Super Bowl halftime show. Therefore, the topic is on her mind to start with. What did she say?

I don't, it doesn't say. It just said that she... Openly referred to it. She said that she's watched every single halftime performance. I've seen a lot of, a lot of momentum now that she's going to do the halftime show. Well, yes. Similarly, on that realm. the conversation of, would she only do it if Travis's team, the Chiefs, was in the Super Bowl?

See, I don't think she would, because I don't think she'd want to take away from him and the performance. I think she'd only do it if he wasn't. I don't reckon she'll do it this year. I think she'll do it when he retires, which will be after this year. Oh, is he on the last legs of his... Yeah, unconfirmed, but pretty much it's the last dance. Okay. See, but they're such a symbiosis.

These two are just so supportive of one another, and it's been a really nice commentary around them. Maybe he'd be like, wouldn't that be a beautiful. way to go out. My last Super Bowl and my girlfriend played a half-dorf. If they make it in it, what if he doesn't make it in? She might do it then, but you're not going to know until halfway through. Exactly. Yeah, so she's talked about

it in the podcast. Immediately fans are like, oh my God, you know, there's a chance, there's a chance, she brought it up. Of all the things she has done in her career, Super Bowl is not one of them. Well, yeah, and it would make sense. I think a Super Bowl performance by Taylor Swift would be awesome, but this is what people have grabbed onto from the podcast. Okay. So apparently a big one is that

she joked that she thinks about sourdough 60% of the time. She makes sourdough breads. Yes. So to unpack that, the San Francisco 49ers are hosting the 60th Super Bowl at Levi's Stadium in 2026. And who is their mascot? Sourdough Sam. No way.

So they're saying that both the number and the mention of bread types was a big red flag. You know what? Like, it sounds ridiculous, but is she so calculated it could be right. I saw something in the, Travis and Taylor were at a house, wherever they were recording from. They weren't with Jason. And they were in front of a bookshelf, but there was only three books, like, artfully placed. And someone looked at the authors of who wrote those

books, and they all died on years that correlate to something in the new album. Like, it is the way of the new show. Oh, man. So this doesn't surprise me. Yeah, it kind of does make sense in a way. But the other one was that she mentioned the number 47 during the episode, specifically

thanking Jason for his intro and screaming for 47 seconds. Yes. So people are saying that Levi Stadium was Swift's 47th stop on her eras to her. So people are now thinking, oh, she could be returning soon. So that's actually, yeah, Levi's Stadium is where the Super Bowl is being hosted. So in San Fran. Yes.

And Swift has talked about 13 being her favorite number in the past. So 4 plus 7 is 13. Yep. And in 2026 will be Travis's 13th NFL season. Shy guy. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

What have I got to do that? She's getting you excited about it. So she's doing the half-time show. Well, people are saying that she did say she wouldn't do it unless she owned or re-recorded all of her masters. And she has. And she has. Oh, my God. It would be perfect, really, for her to do it.

It actually, I was thinking it's all ridiculous. But when you hear her talk about how she sets things up in that podcast and how calculated she is, and you hear all this, you're like, yeah, she did do that. Nothing is organic with this woman. She's the smartest. She's the smartest woman. Yeah, yeah. But also, is it just a fact. Daco, she's so prolific.

There's so much. You can draw anything. You can't. Because there's... But she's even creating these, though. That's, that's what. Yeah, she... Well, I actually saw something on TikTok that someone was analyzing her hand movements during the podcast and saying that she was like signing specific things.

She's doing like ASL. Yes. We need M-A-M-A-M-A. But yeah, that's how like far people are reading into it. Jesus. Oh my God. There you go, guys. You heard of here.

So wait, so this year's Super Bowl? Next year's Super Bowl? 2026. Next year. That would make sense. The next Super Bowl, isn't it? Which would make, yeah, yeah, it is. Isn't it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, there you go, guys. Oh, my God. And then Travis will retire. Yeah, I'd think so. I think it's been his last year. Well, thank you, Babs. No worries.

I feel like he just want to be a part of the conversation with the Taylor Swift stuff, don't you? You've certainly got to keep up with it. Yes. Yeah. Shagal, you're recovered from that? Yeah, just get me off the floor. Try and pick me up. Oh, he'll need a eulogy soon.

He's melting. Jess and Duccoe. Babs needs to make a formal apology. Yeah, she just walked out of the room. Unacceptable. Drag your butt back in here. You brought the whole show into disrepute. Something happened before.

She was talking about Taylor Swift. All the Easter eggs. Yeah. And then she said something which you read from the article. And we all, to be fair, didn't get it right either. No, but I was drinking the Kool-Aid, ducker. She's our Swifty. And you know better than the fight with a Swifty.

What happened, Babs? Apparently, I did some maths wrong. We got a few texts in, a few DMs. Redo it in case anyone missed it. What did you say? Okay, can I just say that I'm just reading off a sheet of paper. So it didn't even clock in my mind either. And I can do basic notes.

This is why people think, oh, you scripted the show. We'll just root up a poof of paper. Use your brain. Yes. What did you say? I said, Swift has talked about 13 being her favorite number in the past. 4 plus 7 is 13. And 2026 will be Travis's 13th in our NFL season.

A 4 plus 7 is? 11. Oh, dear. So what's that mean? What's 11 got to do with anything? It means Lauren from this publication, got it wrong, not me. Oh, okay, Lauren. Or does Taylor want you to think that she got it wrong?

And you thinking she got it wrong actually means that she got it right. Because, Ducco, you know what 11 plus 2 is? Yeah. So, see. Anyway. So it's 11, but if you go plus Travis is one, Taylor's one. Always text in. Just always text in when we get things wrong.

It's fantastic. Please, this is why. That's why we have the text lot. Maybe not if it's me, though. Could you please go through all the DMs we just got and formally apologize? Yeah. Hey, guys. This is a PSA right now.

We apologize on behalf of... Actually, no, Babs, you say that you apologize. What are you doing? You're in the clear, though. I haven't done anything done today. I didn't even want to do it in the first place. Yes, you did. You were so excited to do that.

Don't act like we make you do things under duress. It's really bad for the team image. You get a Tim Rall. What do you mean? Jess grab me by the hair and say, get in here. Hang on, I died at 720. I'm not even here. Jess has died today already.

Oh, yeah. We did her funeral. Okay, Babbs, just quickly. Just say your apology publicly. This is the chick, sorry. This is the chick. Just cuts her off. This is the chick. She writes the alpha box questions.

Like, you're meant to be the smart one of the team. I know. And I can do basic maths, but I got, I panicked and just started reading the words, okay? Okay, so now do your formal apology. I'm sorry that I thought four plus seven was 13 when it's 11. Yeah. And say, I will never do this again. I will never do this again. Say, I will fact check anything I bring to the show before I bring it to the show.

I will fact check anything I bring to the show. for bringing it to the show and use a calculator. I'm silly Billy Dumbum. Say it. Do it. I'm silly Billy Dumbum. Do you guys feel good now? I do.

Yeah, I feel fantastic. Jess and Ducco in the morning. Jess and Ducco's 10K Alfa Bucks on hit. 30 seconds. 10 questions all starting with the same letter. I had to tell you first answer. Can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question,

You can say pass. We come back, of course, if there is time. We're playing for $10,000. Our player today is Lee. Good morning, Lee. Hi. Hi, Lee. What's in the agenda for $10,000 if we were to transfer you that amount of cash?

Well, we're going to pay some bills, do some family time. Probably look into some maths tutoring for babs of myself. She had me convinced, so I'm a silly billy dumb bum. Oh, you're another silly billy dumb bum. Welcome to the Dumbum Club. But you're drinking the Kool-Aid, Lee. When the Swifty's are passionate, it's hard not to get swept up in it, don't you reckon? That's it.

Would you say you're a Swifty, Lee, or you don't really carry the way? I participated in a Swifty Tribuneite, and I didn't answer anything. Okay. The daughter-in-law won it. Oh, well, good on her. Yeah. Well, let's actually keep on the sort of swift bandwagon, because your letters S, Lee. solid letter

Sville, Swift. Great letter. Are you ready to rock? Oh, well, we'll give it a go. That's what you can do. It's all silly Billy Dunbom can do. I know. That's right.

Nervis Lees called herself of a silly bum when we really need her to be smarty pants. I'm nervous Babs has made her not win this. Well, we can stick together. We can stick together. Well, win or lose, you and Babs can start a club. We can. Are you ready to rock?

Let's go. Your time will start after the first. question. Starting with letter S, we need you to name. A streaming service. Pass. A periodic element. Sulfur. A technology brand. Samsung. A verb. Sing. An occupation.

Scientist. A male musician. Pass. A musical. Singing in the rain. A board game. Scrabble. A vegetable. Finish. An animated TV.

Sure. Ran out of time there. We came home fairly strong, though. Totally. We got ourselves seven there, Lee. Seven of the best. Yep. Seven out of ten, that's good.

To pass, Mark, it's definitely over a pass. Streaming service could have been Stan or Spotify. I find a lot of Swift on Spotify. Yeah, you'll find a lot of Swift there. A male musician, Shawnee Mendez, Snoop Dog, and then an animated TV show, South Park or SpongeBob. You got those three. You got 10K. You were just shy, but you don't go away.

Empty-handed, $100 cash, all thanks to O'Brien coming your way. Thank you. I don't reckon you're a dumb, Lee. Oh, well. That was pretty good. Like, we've had someone pass on month. Like, you know what I mean? Or boys' name or girls now.

Like, you did really well. It's hard on this end. Yeah, the pressure. The phone, the pressure, the timer. We know. Yeah. Yeah, we get it. Well, we'll send you back to Babs.

You'll transfer your 100. Yeah. Thank you. All right. Enjoy. Have a good chat with Babs. Up next, though, your first crack at the Call of Fame Prize this morning. Well, as I've said, you never need an invitation, but no one's taking us up on that.

We are literally going to hand you the phone number. Yep. You get involved next. Give you a nice, easy question to answer. 13, 1060, either why'd you call your wife or why'd your man call you? Yeah. Ladies, feel free. This is an absolute free range.

You're to go, how dumb bum is my fella. Where's the wheat mix in the cupboard? Oh, yeah, there it is. That kind of vibe. Absolutely. My cousin had a do. Jess and Ducco 13, 1060. Why'd you call your wife?

Or why'd your man call you? You can be two sides here, whichever side wants to call him, participate. We're simple creatures. You know, we can't find things in the fridge when they're right there. I think the boy look. The boy look, the man flew. We need to ask questions just to make sure. That's right.

Even though we've told you 15 times. Yeah. Yeah. It just keeps happening. Absolutely. My cousin told me a dooze the other day. So he's not a coffee drinker. Never has been, but he's trying to get into it, but doesn't know much about coffee.

And, I mean, even though you don't drink coffee, you'd think he's still know. Like, Shoggo, you don't drink coffee, but you know what coffees are, right? Cappuccino, flat white. The drinking coffee culture in this country, it permeates children. Do you know what I mean? Like, even they know. Everyone knows. He was going to a very important business meeting, and it was a coffee date scheduled.

And the guy said, let's go get a coffee. Here's a cafe. I'll meet you at this time. And he's like, okay, yeah, great. He needed this meeting. and he was so nervous and then he got to the meeting and he realised that he didn't know

any coffees. He doesn't drink coffee and he didn't want to order a milkshake or a juice because he wanted to look professional. There's nothing worse than going to a meeting and saying, can I just get a, can I get a strawberry milkshake? You're not getting that.

No. You're not getting that grant. You're not getting that proper. You're not getting the job. You don't get the job. Unfortunately, that would be a lot of judgment. So as they sit down to order, he realizes, and the guy goes,

you want a coffee, goes, oh yeah, I'm just going to go to go to the bathroom. I'm busting, whatever. I cannot answer that question. I have to leave. Calls his wife in the bathroom. He's like, Alice, what coffee do I get? What's a good coffee that someone should get?

I don't like coffee, but what coffee? And she's like, just get a latte or a cappuccino. Get a cappuccino. And he's like, what's a cappuccino? He's like, just get a cappuccino. It's got the froth and it's got the chocolate. Because she knows the longer this guy is away from the table, this guy thinks he's going to go for a poo.

And that already, that had been doing that. You don't want to give that impression. So he comes back. He's like, I'll get a cappuccino, please, because it comes out with the froth and the chocolate on top. Oh, no, don't ask. There was follow-up questions. No, no follow-up.

And he had the cappuccino, but he said he was like drinking, like, lead. Like, just absolutely hated. Totally. I was hoping you were going to say the waiter was like, soy milk, oat milk, macadamia milk, coconut milk, full, cream, 2%. What would you like? What would you like? Three quarter full.

How hot would you like it? So we got that. Now he's trying to drink coffee because we were having a coffee with them at the time. And now he's trying to order different. I got a long black and he was like, what's that? Oh, that's too much for a novice. I was like, this is the Everest of coffee, my friend. You're not there yet.

You'll get there, big guy. We'll circle back in a year for you ordering a long black. But I just thought the fact that he had to call his wife at a really important big boy meeting to ask what coffee he should get because he didn't even take a stab or just say he'll have what he's having. And just from the perspective of the wife, I love the idea that she didn't even ask, what are you talking about? What do you mean? She knows her husband well enough.

Just give him an answer and wish him well. The text line, 048-1069. And why did you call your wife? Why'd you man call? Someone said, hey, guys, I rang my wife for baby wipes, and they were sitting beside the TV. So he was probably looking right at them. Yesterday. Classic boy look.

When Flo was getting her injections, and Morgan's like, can you just get the baby wipes? Open the nappy bag. They're not in here. And she literally looks down, reaches in, and grabs the packet. And I was like, what is it with the blindness? Where did you find that? What is it with the blindness of his? Which craft have you put on me?

Species. Yeah. There's another text as well. I call my husband from the bathroom to bring me up a drink as I was too lazy to walk the three meters required to get to the kitchen. Have a great day, guys. I like that. My brother and I, I know it's not, you know, my member growing up,

we would call out to each other from the bedroom, you know? Chris! Like it was dying, Chris! Yeah, yeah. What do you need? Can you turn my light off, please? Has Angus called you for anything ridiculous? Not really.

Yeah. Not really. It's me. I bust the, oh. You know, what do you call him? Well, one, that time I called him because I got a bit by and. an ant, and it was hurting a real bad. I went, I think I'm having an allergic reaction.

I got bit by an end. He's like, I'm not coming home for that. I went, you really do need to come on. You'll be right. I can reach. It's a weird part of me back. But no, I ripped, ripped accidentally.

I don't even know what you call it. The lever to turn a sink on. You know, instead of it being too... Like the tap? Like the tap would... Yeah, the tap bit. You turn the tap on. Yeah, but that whole thing came off.

So I didn't know how to turn the tap off. Oh, yeah. I mean, with you and baths and taps, my God. I don't have a good track, right. Flumming is not my friend. So, no, I had to call him for that going, how do I stop the water now? He said, there'll be a little, just push.

I can't even describe what I had to do because it was too. 13, 10, 60. Can I FaceTime you? He's like, no, I'm in a meeting, but he knows. If I call... You're the husband in this situation. You are the husband to your marriage in this situation. He does the boy look, though.

Yeah, that's a real thing. He does the boy look. He absolutely does. But why'd you call your wife? Why'd you call your wife? Man, come through. You can nominate yourselves As stupid the better

All ladies Why'd your man call? Maybe he just called in You were like, Are you serious? I've chosen you as my person Yeah And I'm regret

Yes and Ducco Why'd you call your wife? What'd you need? Or why'd your man give you a call? It's so wonderful To be in a relationship Where you go I know this makes me

Look real stupid I know at 34 I should know the answer to this But I don't So I'm going to call my partner Yeah I actually call more when I landed in Brisbane because I had some, I had some, I had some, I had some, I had, you need

to line your stomach before you have neurophan with some, like, it could be food, it can be, it can be, it can be some milky drink or whatever, and I hadn't done that, but I'd done it two hours before, so I had to call on, I was like, is this my stomach lined? Am I all good? Any medical question, I just ask her, yeah, why would you? And she's like, what did you say? Don't do it again. And I was like, am I going to be okay? Is everything going to be fine with me? She's like, yes.

That's a whole other level when your wife is in that field, because, my God, she'd be going, I do this for work. I want to do it for you too. I just ask her everything. Why wouldn't you? I know the text comes through on the text sign. 048-8-8-8-1069. Mine asked me if I needed to put ice magic in the fridge or the cupboard.

See, I don't... Lucy, I don't actually know what the answer is to that. Is that done? I don't have ice magic. It's the cupboard. I don't have ice magic. All right, Judge you, McJage face. Come on, come on.

Seven plus four. Well, if it goes in the fridge, it'll harden. Right. Is that what it does? Yes. I don't use ice magic. What do you mean if it goes in the fridge, it'll harden? If I pour it on my ice cream, it hardens.

And that's a room. Yeah, so if you put it in the fridge, it'll harden because it gets cold. It's not meant to be cold first. Are you telling me hitting the ice cream is what makes it go hard? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it comes out runny and then it goes hard. I always thought if you bought it off the shelf in the supermarket, then it goes in the pantry. Well, I mean, tomato saw that's a controversial one.

Oh, now we're going to get into where does the sauce go. And that's hack radio content, I don't do that here. That's tragic stuff. That's not what we're about. But good to know we've got ice magic, yeah. Thank you, Lucy. Your husband is a dumb bum.

We've all learned something. Sky, you called your husband. Yes, I'm not the cook in the house and I'll call him from the shed to tell me what temperature and what little icon it is to turn the oven on. Oh, I see.

But to be fair, they can be very, oh, hang on, how long have you had this oven? Um, a little while. A little while. You should have learned by now. I've done this before. Which one of the little oven symbols? Which one's which?

And I shouldn't judge, because I have to call my mum saying, how long does it take to defrost the chicken or do this or do that? Kitchen stuff's hard. Catherine, on 13, 1060, you called your husband. Yes, I call him almost every day. Every time I reverse out the garage, I go halfway down the street. And then I ring and I'm like, can you check the security cameras and make sure I shut the garage door?

Oh, yes. Every day. He makes it. Oh. That's the classic thing. Have I turned the straightener off? Did I turn the eye and off? And if you don't do it, you're going to be thinking about it for hours.

Exactly. Oh, that's fine. I like that, Catherine. And Brittany, good morning. Good morning, guys. How you going? Excellent. Thank you.

All right, your fella had to call you. Yeah, he called me in like a panic asking me a question. And I was like, okay, what's going on? And he's like, where do guinea pigs live if they don't live in a pet shop? Because he's like, I've only ever seen him in a pet shop. And I'm like, Oh, I actually don't know that. Guinea pigs are out in the wild.

What was he doing, Brittany, that the guinea pig question consumed him in that moment? I do not know, but he's the type of guy like we were driving to Mudgee one day and a mouse ran across the road. And a bird swooped down and picked it up. And he's like, oh, look, the birds helping the mouse cross the road. What a sweet, empathetic, darling angel. He doesn't take much to entertain. tame him, does it, Brittany? No, it doesn't.

I love him, really, but yeah. Just imagine getting that guinea pig call at work. I know, but now I am. I actually don't know. Like, I don't know where to find them either. And what was the answer? Did you look into it? No, honestly, I'm 31.

I don't need to do that. We'll get Shy Guy to do that. We'll circle back. Are you ready? I don't know if I am. Do you be shy guy? I'm excited. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Am I ready? Brand new game. And it is. I'm a big diller, Google me Google me, Google me, Google me, Google me. Who you gonna get when you Google it? Oh my God, I want to hit the club. Yeah, it's a bit funky.

Where's me glow stick, babs? Who you're going to get when you Google it? Exactly right. Is it in the title? It's in the title. Now, this game came about when I was ever in New Zealand because there's a lot of Mari, New Zealand's sort of words over there, and it's like, how do you pronounce them?

So, you know, when you type into Google, pronunciation of word, and it has the audio, and you play. play it. I then realized upon further investigation that sometimes the audio is a man and sometimes the audio is a woman. For different words. So I started testing the words because I was like, why do they decide if one's a girl and one's a guy? And then sometimes the girls are kind of seductive. She's a bit cheeky. And other times the guy's a bit straight. But you're telling me that the word might not be seductive. Like she's not saying sensuality. No. She could be saying carrot. And it could be like carrot. And then sometimes it's a guy. Carret. And you

You're like, why have they chosen? How's it worked? And so I went into a deep dive of a lot of different words, and I realized, sometimes you just can't pick it. Oh, my God. So the game is, you be shy guy, I give you a word. You've got to tell me whether you think it will be the guy or the girl. Okay, and the beauty of this is because English, unlike some of the Latin.

Shut up, Babs. Oh, I'm actually into it. Yeah, Babs, you have to invent a game for tomorrow. This is a fun game. I'll give you an example, right? I'll give you an example. Yeah. Okay, so this word is rectum.

Okay, who do you think would say rectum? Boy. Boy, I'll go boy. Okay, you can both get the same. Here we go. Rectum. It's a lady. And it's kind of seductively.

Central, right? Because what I was going to say is, unlike Latin languages, where a lot of words are gendered, like Italian, French, for some reason, orange juice is feminine. Yep. And you know, it ends in an A or whatever. English doesn't have that. So it's not like we can guess. Okay, we've just got to vibe it out.

The first word, croissant. I'll say this is a French word I'll say man I think it's a woman Okay man for Shaga Woman for Jess It is Croasso

It's a man It's a man Shagga's on the board It is 830 days And it's so funny Because I said Stop playing Like I said

Come on guys Lean in I love it You can play along You can play along in the car Next word Steak Where do you think steak sits

My instinct would be man But no I'm going to say woman Both women? Steak. Oh, you should have run with the instincts. Okay, okay. I've got to get off the way. Now we're dancing.

Rosemary. Man. Man. Okay, both men. Rosemary. Oh, so you just can't pick it. Why is that a woman? And she said it so nicely as well.

Has he's got anything to do, Daco? Like, is yours doing it a certain way, but mine would do it a certain... Oh, haven't checked multiple Googles. We'll do that tomorrow. Okay, Bab, Bab, score update. um shagai's got one thanks fabs don't believe in it too much you do both yeah can you have some fun

am i appointing that well you just haven't gotten another one but you have to say jess is on no sorry jess is on zero okay next next word satellite woman man satellite

it's another bloke because it gives you a photo doesn't it does it it's just sort of like oh this is a Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. All right, snake. Woman.

Okay. Snake. Are you joking? Oh, geez. I think he's another saleable lead here. No, no. Come on, Jess. We could do this forever.

We could, but I've only got so many words I've already good here. We have got time. Oh, have you already done this. Yeah, well, I have to get the ten Google words in there. I thought you were just thinking of words right now. No, I was going to have to type in it. I was going to get the audio up on my system, but I was like, I don't know if this game will be back, so I'm sure to do it this way.

Pickle, pickle. Woman. Woman. Okay, Jess, you need to get, well... You need to get three. Yeah, you need to get three in a row. I'll get the next three and then it's... And then it's a tie.

Sphincter. Woman. Rectum was woman. So sphincter will be a man. Sphincter. Oh! Hang on, so you know ladies, you all be a nurse. Yeah, she did.

Why did we get lumped with that? What about this? Hullabaloo. Man. Woman. Hullabaloo. You're off the ground. Anyway, Shah Guy takes that one out in the inaugural.

Who are you going to get when you Google it? I loved it. To be honest, the name of the game, Mishnomer, I thought you were going to challenge us to like Google. Google Tom and who we would get. That's like you're going to get a car again. But that, your version, why better.

Thank you so much. I think you liked it. Don't have these two believed in it too much. Yeah. It's hard to get there. I didn't know what it was. I only just asked to make the open up. No, you poo poohed.

We can tweak it. We can tweak it, guys. We can make it better. Babs, how would you improve the game? I don't know. It needs no improved. Like I said, it probably could have been played in the 6 o'clock hour. You had a game here yesterday, had a game.

Bit of fun. Yeah. You know? I love to. I love to bring one tomorrow. Wait, what? Why not? We're all doing games this week.

Yes and Ducko. Just about done here. Getting a lot of feedback online about my Google at Game Guys. Talk to me. How positive is it all? Can't hear the Google responses very well from Belize. Oh, Belinda. I hadn't committed.

Well, you hadn't committed. Don't understand the game. Ooh, I kind of like this. This is a bit weird. You had one foot out of the pool. Yeah. One foot in. Well, it was just sort of a one-off thing.

You weren't sure if it would be repeating. Yeah, I didn't know. My advice to you, Ducco, is you go all in. You've got to back yourself in. You're never going to get a recurring role unless the first time you go all in. So true. You know, I'm pretty sure that's how Margot Robbie got her start on neighbours. Is it?

Oh, man. Doesn't that sound good? She was an extra, but she went all in and then got a curing role and now she's Margot Robby star of the Barbie movie, Oscar nominated. That's what I should have done. I think you've got to gobble. Why don't we try it again?

Well, and you go all in. Yeah. We'll work out the sound for Belinda. Look at that one person said they liked it. I didn't really understand it, but they liked it. People like it when we have fun. Oh, well, it was fun. You know what it was? You were having fun. It was just the other two.

I won. I had a great time. Oh yeah. Shagga's a winner. No, but yeah, yeah. Maybe I've lost it more with you, yeah. Maybe he wins, he stays on, so it's Sharkavvy Babs now. it and that's boring. But see how his tune changes. Start to start with...

It's 838. This is what we're doing at this time. No, I love that that's what we're doing. We had the show that we'll do that. I'll go to do something heartfelt or nice. Sounded very poo-poo-y to me. If you've got a game, you can always get involved on the Jessaducco Instagram

or text our so-for-Dubble 8-1-609. Do you know what we've actually received a lot of. In recent weeks, Ducko, maybe since we were on professional development, people sending us on the Jessand-Duccoe Instagram are TikTok clips or other radio shows even being like I'd love to hear you guys have a go at this or have a crack at this. So if you're playing something in the car or around the dinner table with your family, you think, this would be fun for JD?

Let's do it. Feel free to send it through. Because right now we're stealing all our ideas from, was it, Chobani and Dilma? Oh, yeah. So what's the go with him? Well, I've done more investigating into these guys. On Bobby and Dillney? It was definitely not Jovarty.

I apologize. The Filipino Jess and Ducker. The Filipino Jess and Ducker on Rush FM. I want to see their photos. What's their name? Monster FM. Monster FM? What was it, Chalani and Dilma? I can't find.

Hang on, their number one. They'd won the Golden Dove. They did win the Gold Duff. Yeah, the Golden... What a radio award to win, too? What have we won? Nothing. Yeah, a whirlpool.

You're right. We were nominated for greatness. We didn't take it home. My wife just sent me a text. Our child just, Flo's just tried formula. And she goes, just got the first formula poo. It was big and it was thick. Thank you, honey.

I'm glad to... I'm glad to get. that. Don't, like, you guys have been together, like, over a decade. Yeah. Do you look at your messages now with your wife? I'm the same. What's the last text anger sent me?

Oh, should I wake the kid up? Because it was 7.39 and she hadn't woke up. Nah, let her go. Let us sleep. Oh, whatever, man. Here we go. I'm nearly getting Monster FMLJ so we can see them. No, thank you.

They're playing Hunt tricks right now. It is, um... Are they playing the Demon Hunter song? They are. Wow. The morning rush? Chico and Delamar. But...

Chico. I have done more research and they ended a couple. years ago. Oh, but I wanted to steal their games. Hang on, who's replaced them? I can't find. The Deep Dish, the Morning Rush, all out, the daily survey, is their shows. We should change our show to the Deep Dish.

I like that. Jess and Ducco's Deep Dish. Manila's hottest. Hit the live stream. Let's have a little. No. No, we've already, we've already, no, let's not get silly now. Shy guy, let's not get crazy.

I draw the line at Ducco playing audio off his iPhone. We're not playing Monster FX. The iPhone thing was cheap for me, but I saw it on the way to do it, you know? I read the whole Bible for my game, for you. I created an opener. I created an open up. Okay, now it comes out. I created the Oval.

I gave me the idea. We're getting technical. Who did what? No. And it's Babs' turn to come up with a game tomorrow. I can't wait. She is just audibly. I know we're not sound reverend to you.

Oh, my boss is out there with it. She just went, no. Yeah. I did. I went no. You are. But I had a turn. Ducco had a turn.

Yeah. Well, boss, the Google a game. back or never coming back ever again? I mean, how poor are we? Can't we just get the grabs into the same? Yeah, okay. Fair, that's not me. For the guy who presses the buttons, I should have lifted.

You're our button. Sorry, okay, that's on me. What if Chico and Delamara have done. Okay, no. You know what? It was when I started playing the grabs off my phone that I realized I'd mucked up, okay? I'll be better. But you admitted, you weren't all in.

Yeah, I've had a Bucks party on the weekend and my prep wasn't great. No, we need an ox cord. Yeah, we actually had to. great idea. Just straight up into the phone. Yeah. We actually, because then you can play grabs on that side. Whatever you want. Actually, no, don't do that. Oh, I don't do that. We'll work on that. Hey, we're out of here. Tomorrow's Thursday. So what game we

rotating in tomorrow year of the song? And I've got a great theme for you. Tell us now. That I did on my professional development. Tees us. Tees us. The highest paid DJs of all time. Oh, Calvin Harris. Getter. David Getter. I think you would have made a buck. He'd be up there. Yeah. Oh, fun. Yeah, that's a good one.

Okay, well that's on tomorrow. Plus, we've got Al-Fax, your chance of 10K, more chances at the call of fame, Babs' game. Oh, I can't not wait. What are you laughing out there, Billy Dumbum? Hey, baby, it'll be a maths game. We know it's her strong suit. These two are just belly laughing out there. I don't know what they're saying.

Bring the laughs on here, guys. Yeah, what are you going? Jay said wrap it up. It's not nine yet. Well, for that, we're going to spend another 10 minutes. Let's keep going. Bus prices. What do we know about them?

Roundabouts. All right, we're out of here. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Hashtra bull

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