Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | It ripped right through the rectum

Episode Date: January 16, 2025

We hear of a horror story involving a but plug and an MRI machine, Ducko found some floaties in his ice bath and how Jess is turning into her dad!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The new loose change menu has dropped at Macca's. OMG. T's and C's apply. Jess and Duggo. This is the Jess and Duggo podcast. Oh, hello everyone. Welcome to the podcast. Welcome to the podcast.

It's been a great week doing these little tops of the pod. We're beta testing. We're beta testing some games that we'd like to bring in for the new year, but we're not silly. We're not just going to throw them up on the board and expect them to catch fire. We did that last year. Some of them fell flat. So we've worked for our mistakes.

We've got to iron out the kinks. Yes. And what better place to do it than the pod? We're open to feedback. We're open to advice. Yesterday we tried a new game, wrong answers only. Yep. We thought this could be fun maybe between us two, but it wasn't really working.

We're a bit too close to it. For example, if I said to you, Jess, colour of the sky. Yes, the idea is you must say the wrong answer. So your brain thinks blue. I go purple. Yep. But I think we're a bit too close to it. We're a bit too close to the stove.

We'd get too good at it. Shaga and Babs don't speak enough for it. Exactly. So we thought you came up with a good idea. Is it rice cookers versus rice cookers? And is it a bit of a first person to drop the ball scenario?

You know, pressure will be rising, you know, the anxiety will be building. It just keeps going back and forth until someone mucks it. So we're very lucky

to find two rice cookers who said, yeah, right, we'll be your guinea pigs. So we're going to take these two. Oh, we'll give them a fridge magnet. We're not animals.

Oh, I haven't said they're getting a fridge magnet. Phase two of the beta test for the wrong answers only game. We go to Sophia and Monique. Ladies, thank you for your time. Good morning, guys.

Hello. It's great to have you on the... Is this our first ever Rice Cookers in the podcast? I think it is. Oh, my God. It's a first, guys. It's a first. This is exciting.

All right, Sophia, good friend of the show. Great friend. You heard the podcast yesterday, Sophia. Did you have any feedback on the game itself? Do you like the premise or are you just interested to see where this could actually go with Cookers playing? Loved the premise. And, Jess, I was very proud of you.

I genuinely didn't think you were going to do so well, but you came out of the gate lying. Red hot. Okay, see, yeah, maybe too close. Too close to it. Too close to it, yeah, yeah. Monique, you understand the gate. Lying. Red hot. Okay, see, yeah, maybe too close. Too close to it. Too close to it, yeah, yeah. Monique, you understand the premise. Are you ready to go back and forth with Sophia giving wrong answers only?

Hopefully. We'll see how we go. Okay. Well, there's a fridge magnet on the line. There is. So we need to lift. Because it is the first one, we might do a few rounds with you guys and just see how many times we get through it.

We'll just work it as we go. We'll work it out. We're going to iron it out. But it'll start off, we might do a few rounds with you guys and just see how many times we get through. We'll just work it as we go. We'll work it out. We're going to iron it out. But it'll start off, let's say it starts off with Sophia, and it'll go Sophia, then Monique, and back and forth like word tennis, and it's wrong answers only. Wrong answers only. And you've only got half a second, ladies.

If you take any longer to um and ah, you're done. You're out. Shy Guy is going to be your quiz master. I feel like, do you want me to play a drone or something? Maybe like game show music or something. Ooh, that feels nice. Drone feels intense. So I feel like you do you want me to play a drone or something? I feel like game show music or something. Ooh, that feels nice. Drone feels intense, so I feel like you hear this. That's nerves.

That's nerves, right? Yeah. Or would you like... See, I don't hate... Or would you a bit more like... That bit too... Yeah. Yeah.

Not liking that. That's almost thinking music, and there is no time to... Well, that feels good. You like that? That feels good. All right, Sophia, you're going to be player number one. So you take this and you run with it. Shy guy, when you're ready, ladies, wrong answers only.

First person to stumble or say the correct answer loses. Yep. Go. All right, first question. A Disney character. Oh, my God. Yeah, nah, too much. Okay.

Wow. Okay. Because all you have to think of is Disney characters. Yeah, see, this is what I'm worried about. If we do it live on air and then bang, the game's over. Yeah. So is it like a best of three? But then it could go for too long.

Then it could go for too long. Let's try it again. We'll start with Monique this time. Okay, Monique, you're going to be player number one. Are you ready? Okay. All right, wrong answers only. All right.

What breed of dog is Scooby-Doo? A cat. The opposite of up. Up. An ingredient to make bread. Wait. Sophia's bad at the game. Sophia, Monique was flying.

I had her one too. Yeah, you did. I was about to say, I think Monique did it Sophia. Monique was flying. I had her one too. Yeah, you did. I was about to say, I think Monique is. Monique went twice. So it goes back and forth. Okay, but this is why we beta test. All right, we're going to go back. Sophia, you're player one.

So Shy Guy, to save time, isn't going to go. Sophia, Monique, it just starts with you, Sophia. Then it's going to go Monique. And then it's going to go back and forth. Sorry, it's back and forth. It is tennis. Okay. No, no. Hey, we're

ironing this out. We're in the podcast. Thank you very much. We needed to do this. Imagine this live on air. This would be awful. Our boss would rip us off the air. See you later. Sophia, you are player number one. Monique, you run with it for question two, and so on and so forth. Shy guy, take it away. What's the

hottest thing on earth? The ground. Something you find in the bedroom. A pillow. Hang on, Sophia. No, hey, okay. Jesus Christ, I'm sorry, guys. Do we almost need to go, do Shia need to go, Sophia, Monique,

or is it too wordy? I don't love that, but it almost seems like we do. You know what? No, I think we can go back and forth. Okay. I think we can. Come on, Sophia. You've got this. Sorry, Monique.

All right. Again, just to make it really clear, it's tennis. It's tennis. One at a time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Back and forth. Back and forth. Monique, you're going to be player one.

Are you ready? Okay. One question each. So it's going to be Monique, then Sophia. Then Monique, then Sophia. Okay. All right. Take it away.

Here we go. Monique, you're player one. How many fingers do you have? 11. True or false? Apples are green. False. What is the...

Where is the Sydney Harbour Bridge found? Melbourne. How many states in Australia? 15. Where does rain come from? The ground. Name something in space. Uranus. Well, no, that isn't ground. Name something in space. Uranus.

Well, no, that isn't space. Oh, that worked. That was cool. You were trying to be Uranus. Oh, no. It's the only time that actually works. Okay. That worked.

Well, well done, ladies. My only issue is, because obviously we had four rounds of that and we got there. When we get two complete strangers doing it again, is it going to be the same issues? The same thing's going to happen. And is it, how can we iron that out? Monique, Sophia, how did that feel? Like, did you even have fun doing that? Yeah, I loved that. Monique had fun.

Monique had the time of her life. Sophia was just holding on, I think. I tell you, may I make a suggestion? Yeah. Please. I think that if you gave us like a live air, live on air round, maybe one or two rounds with you guys, I think then us listeners, us rice cookers would be able to get our head around it. Sorry, I don't understand. So we practice.

So Shara does a demo round with us and you and me go back and forth. And then we go, all right, now we're getting to the – Just one or two rounds. Yeah. Just as we were saying, the beers bedded in. Yeah. Just to grease the wheels. That's exactly right.

Yeah, that's probably a good idea. That's probably a good idea. And then people will understand the flow. Absolutely. I still think we can try it live on air once and just see if we're getting it. Do you know what's funny? I was about to say, I think we've been it. Oh, yeah.

Monique had the time of her life. But Monique's passion is – Monique loves it, mate. I really – Monique's got a suggestion, I think. Oh, Monique, have time of her life. But Monique's passion is... Monique loves it, mate. Monique's got a suggestion, I think. Oh, Monique, have you got an idea? Yeah, it can still flow really quickly, even if you just quickly say, because you're saying the question anyway,

even just quickly saying the name at the beginning. So if you went, Sophia, what's the da-da-da? Monique, da-da-da. Monique. Monique. Do you think Shy Guy? Well, one of us could do it. Yeah, I agree. Shy Guy couldn't do that. Maybe you of us could do it. I agree.

Shy Guy couldn't do that. Maybe you or me could do that. You or me. I mean, if you're reading the questions and I'm over here, you know. That's true. Do you want to try it with you reading the questions and doing that? And you doing names? Okay.

Or me doing both. It might be too confusing. I haven't got new questions. That's all right. We're going to go just the same ones. We're going to go the same ones. This is just for practicing. We'll start at the very start because, you know.

You'll start at the very start. Do you want me to? Okay, let's try me going names and Jess doing questions and them answering. Yep. Give me talk amongst yourselves for one second. We'll start with Sophia being the first. So I'll go Sophia, Jess goes questions. I'll go Monique, Jess goes questions.

Sophia, Monique. And we'll see how that goes. If it's too wordy, maybe we'll get you to try it, Jess. And then if that doesn't work, we'll be in the freaking game. Or we could try a sound effect. A sound effect. Like to switch over. Yeah.

Yeah, I know. Like a tennis serving. Oh, like the Mario Tennis. Yes. Monique's on the wave. I don't have that. Like it goes back and forth. Yeah.

I know what you're saying. I've done the Mario Tennis, but I don't know. I can't put that in there because it's been deleted. Okay. Well, let's just try me saying it. You're going to say names? I'll say names. All right.

Who's player one? Sophia. All right. Here we go. All right. Sophia. What's your name? Oh, my God.

Okay. That's funny. Okay. Monique will be first player now. We're going to go again. Monique, you're first player. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Jesus Christ. Okay, that's funny. Okay, Monique will be first player now. We're going to go again. Monique, you're first player, all right? Here we go. Here we go.

Monique. How old are you? 15. Sophia. Name an animal. A giraffe. Monique. No.

Oh, she said. I was in the zone. I was over here. I get nervous. It's a bit busy. It's a bit busy. There's a bit going on. All right. Do you want me to try both? And like the questioner, ask both.

I like the idea of a sound effect. So do I. Sophia, you make me laugh. Do I even just keep... Oh, but then that... Yeah, so yeah, Sophia. Have you got... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm trying what sound effect I could use. You know? I mean, the ding could work. Okay, just... I know this is going to be busy. Yeah. Can you do it with your mouth? Can you make a

ding, ding, or swish, swish, swish, pa, pa, pa. Okay, alright. I'll make a Mario tennis sound with my mouth. I feel like this game's not going to survive, but we'll try it. So my sound will be, pa. That's peach serving. Pa, let's go.

Sorry, I'll get really, okay, alright. We're starting now. It's starting with Sophia this time. Okay. Here we go. This is our last attempt. This could be the last ever time we play this game. I'm doing names and questions. You're doing sound effect.

Or are we brushing the names? I'm just sound effecting. No, just sound effect. No names. No names. No names. I'm just going to go... Who's player one?

Player one is Sophia. Player one. Are you ready? No names. Just the sound effect of me. All right, here we go. Sophia's first. Go.

Okay. Name a country. Planet Earth. Name a number. Bob. The opposite. What's the opposite of up? Around.

Around. Can you eat bread? No. How do Can you eat bread? No. How do you pay for things? With my ass. Did you say with my ass? Okay, I think that was the cleanest one we had. That was the cleanest one we had.

We'll find a sound effect. I think the sound effect is good. No, I think you have to do a line. Let's go. I think you have to do a live. Let's go. I think you have to do a live. I'm more confused about this game since when we started. This is meant to be about ironing out the kids.

Oh, shit, that's funny. Oh, well, girls, thanks for coming on. You both get a fridge magnet. You get a fridge magnet coming your way. Cheers, guys. And we're actually working on some more Rice Cooker merch. We're going to make sure we've got your names down. You'll be the first ones to receive anything new we make, okay? Thank you, ladies.

Legend. Thanks, guys. You guys are great. Have a great day. Okay, so I think we need to – I don't know. I don't know. Sound effect is key, I think, in between. You're absolutely right.

It's funny that – My problem is you are relying heavily on people that you don't know. Yep. And, like, I mean, Sophia sucked at that game. Like, she was so bad at it. And then if you play three rounds of it, if it's best of three, it could go too long, it could get too hard. It's either it's got – you're getting a bit wordy.

I think we've got to brush it. I think it's too hard. I think it's too tough. I love Monique's passion. Yeah, yeah. Maybe we do. You had the idea. We keep it for a specific competition. Correct, yeah, yeah. You had the idea. We keep it for a specific competition.

Correct, yeah. You know, Charlie XCX might release a new album and then do a tour called Wrong Answers Only and it would fit. That would be perfect. You know. Anyway, I hope you've enjoyed this car crash. Anyone want to add anything? Are we done? No, we're done.

Okay. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Welcome to Thursday, team. We're here. We've survived the lashing of storms on New South Wales last night. Totally. My goodness. Didn't that come out of nowhere? Very pleasant afternoon into the end of days.

I love a big lightning show. It's just terrifying, isn't it? What have we done to this planet? We're not in control. We're not in control. Sit back and write. That's for sure. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, what's that movie my dad likes? The End of Tomorrow? Edge of... Oh, Edge of Tomorrow. Is that the Tom Cruise one? No, the one where the big storm comes. Oh, yes. You know what I'm talking about.

Oh, what is that? It's like the second Ice Age. What is that? I know my dad's up early. Jake Gyllenhaal's in that. Exactly. Day After Tomorrow. Yeah, that's it.

Thank you. The Day After Tomorrow. One of those End of World movies. Truly. Truly. And they all bunker down in the library. Yes. That's going to be us.

That'll be us soon. Goodness. Goodness gracious. Did your house hold up? I was chatting to Babs this morning. She's in an older place like I am. And I'm looking at the roof. I'm looking at the cracks in the wall.

I'm like, is this place going to sustain this? It was blowing so much that some of our doors were coming in and opening because some of the windows were open. But yeah, it was fine. It was fine. We're all good. We didn't lose power or anything. I'm sure some people did.

Of course. Absolutely. It's probably a couple of trees down. Poor Pam was under the bed scared. Oh, Gianni slept through it. And so did the baby, which is amazing. There you go. That white noise machine must be doing really good work. Working overtime.

Yeah. How are you, shy guy? Good. Oh, mate. Sorry. Come on. You do know how radio works. I love a storm. It was great last night. I put all my plants outside too so they can get a good rinse. I was worried that some of my newly planted plants, they'd been planted for a month, would have come out.

Your lollipops. My lollipops. Your native Australian lollipops. And my lilypillies. They were fine though. Everything was all great. On the Facebook page from my suburb, there was a group. Of course you're on that.

Of course you're on that. You're the manager. You're the admin. He's the one dobbing in anonymously when people have an unregulated fence. I don't think he has a DA for that. I don't care about that. Someone put in a screenshot from the bomb and it said that there was hurricane winds in my suburb.

Hurricane? Like speed-wise. It was windy. Goddamn. It was windy. Okay. Yeah, right. Okay.

I'm glad you're still here. Were you just in bed naked just going, this is it, baby? At some point of the night, yeah. When it was raining? Well, I drove from the Central Coast last night, so I followed it up. You would have felt like Glenn Powell in Twister's remake. I haven't seen that yet. Just going, and I was like, behind me, it's coming, it's coming.

There's a cow. You know what's funny? I watched Twister in anticipation for Twisters and never saw Twisters. Really? You never saw the new one? Have you seen it? No, but I just like to reference that they remade Twisters. I need to see it.

One of the great films. I think it's on Amazon. Yeah, you can get it now. The OJ, one of the great films. Tell you what sucked, the second Gladiator, while we're talking about sequels that didn't need to be made. That was one of the most horrible films I've ever seen. Paul Muskell, I'm doing it for you.

Everyone's got such a hard-on for him. I didn't think he was fantastic. Really? Denzel can act. On the other side of the spectrum, I saw Muf for you. Everyone's got such a hard-on for him. I didn't think he was fantastic. Really? Denzel can act. On the other side of the spectrum, I saw Mufasa, the live action. Yes. Fantastic. Good movie.

The backstory of Mufasa and Scar, Sarabi, Zazu. Zazu! They did it so well. Which one's Zazu? The bird. Oh, yes. The bird who ends up being the advisor. He's Sarabi's mate from back in the day.

Who's Sarabi? Mufasa's wife, Simba's mum. It all makes sense. We could go on about it for hours. The songs, Ducco. Oh, yeah. Lin-Manuel Miranda, peak fantastic Disney bops. How good?

He's really good. I need to check it out. So avoid Gladiator. Go see Mufasa, maybe. I think you like Gladiator 2 if you didn't really know much about Gladiator 1. Oh, but you're a big Gladiator 1 fan. I wonder what, has Russell said anything about Gladiator 2? He didn't get involved or wasn't calledator 1. Ah, but you're a big Gladiator 1 fan. I wonder what, has Russell said anything about Gladiator 2? He didn't get involved or wasn't called about it at all.

He's a bit off it too. Okay, there you go. They should have asked for some artistic direction maybe. Absolutely. From Russ. Good morning to you, Babs. You survived your storm alone? Good morning.

Yes, I did. She was battening down the hatches all on her own. Windows were leaking, but that's fine. Leaky windows is not good. Must have made you feel like a real grown-up. Like, I've got to stand on my own two feet here. You know, mum and dad aren't here. Housemates aren't here.

It's all on Babs. No, I was so scared. Okay. Really? Oh, no. We need, like, an emergency contact for Babs. She has to call one of us to, like, help her out. We need a Babs signal.

A Babs signal. A Babs signal. Yeah, we need a Babs gun. What would it be? Yeah. What would, you know, how he had the bat shine up into the sky. What would it be for Babs signal? A Babs signal. A Babs signal. Yeah, you mean a Babs gun. What would it be? Yeah. You know how he had the bat shine up into the sky? What would it be for Babs? Just a little thrush.

Maybe that just plays on the speakers. Oh, okay. A burrito. A burrito. Yeah, of course. I was going to say like in some- Babs' burrito pops in the sky. In some Muslim countries, like literally speakers throughout cities will start playing almost like an alert.

It's time to pray. Sydney has that. Sydney has speakers all throughout the CBD. I'm thinking when I was in Istanbul, the speakers would come on. Everyone, no. That's what Babs needs. Yes. Speakers around the cities.

Love you. Come on with that and a burrito. And we know. Babs is calling. Babs needs something. And then we'll roll it. Babs, you good, Babs? Babs needs help.

And she won't let us in. No. She won't reply to our texts. We're at the front. We're here. We need to save you. Does that work, Babs? Babs needs help. And she won't let us in. No. She won't reply to our texts. We're at the front. We're here. We need to save you. Does that work, Babs? Accept our collaboration. Can you

accept that, please? It's so awkward because every time you would go on your Instagram, because it was from you, you know, you posted that, it would say, two people accepted, still waiting on one. One person yet to accept. One person yet to accept. One person yet to accept.

But hey, the whole gang's here and that's all that matters. It's going to be a great show. Wordy Erky's back for the first time this year. That's right. Shy Guy is going to play this year. Yes. So Babs will give us a word. We have to sing a song with that word.

Yes. We've got Alphax 10K, your chance out at 6.30 and 8. We're getting better. Are we? I think we still peaked at five. We're still a bit average, aren't we? We're still a bit average. That's okay. We're getting better. Are we? I think we still peaked at 5. We're still a bit average, aren't we? We're still a bit average. That's okay.

Today's a new day. More chances at the Call of Fame. I love that. Night stay in Sydney plus tickets to the aquarium and the zoo. Up next, though. Read this story yesterday. MRI horror stories. For some reason, I'm addicted to them.

I don't know why. So much goes askew with the MRI. Because if you have any metal on you at all, whatever it may be, a ring, whatever it could be, you're doomed. But how hard is it to go, yeah, all right, I'll take my earrings out? Oh, well. How hard is it to say, yeah, all right, I'll take my butt plug out, Jess? Because that is what's happened. You tell me, Duggo.

You tell me next. When I get my MRIs, I pop that thing out. I'll leave it on the table. But one lady hasn't. And it really doesn't. You've got to. When they say, remove it, you can't just be like, no, I won't. They know.

Yeah. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. This has taken me, I couldn't believe what I was reading. So there's a young, a 23-year-old woman has gone in for an MRI. I'm not sure on what part of her body. I presume, I guess, her stomach, because she was going all the way in. I've had MRIs on my shoulder before. You go into that big machine,

it's noisy, it spins around you. It is a terrifying experience. Yeah, it can be. I used to get chronic headaches as a kid and my dad got very nervous that something sinister was going on. He's like, we're going for an MRI. I'm pretty sure the doctors were like, I think she might be dehydrated. Does she drink enough water? My dad was like,

are you just giving her juice? Show me a picture of her brain. So he forced me. Oh, the brain ones are the most scary. Hair. Yeah, because you have the thing on your head to hold you still. Yeah, the cage. Oh my God.

I think I was 11 at the time. And what's with all the clunking? Yeah. Oh my God. They try and put music on to make it sometimes to make it sound like. Oh, I don't remember no music. More calm. Okay.

Anyway, the brain ones are meant to be the worst. Yes. But it uses strong magnetics and radio waves to create detailed images of the inside of your body. It's pretty amazing. It is cool. That we have this technology. Anyway, this 23-year-old woman goes in.

They say, do you have any metal on you? And she says, no, I got no metal on me. Take off your rings. Take off your watch. Because if you have any metal on you at all, it's like a magnetic field that will suck you and it will suck you up and it can crush it and crush you. So you can't have that. You can't have that.

Take out your earrings. I know your mum doesn't know about your nipple ring. I'm sorry, but you're going to have to take it out. You're going to have to take that. Take all rings off. Everything needs to go. And she said, that's fine. But she actually had a butt plug in.

Now, for those that don't know what a butt plug is, Shaga, can you explain it? I actually can't. I don't really know how. I've never. Ducko. Babs. St. Mary. St. Mary out there.

Could you chime in here? I believe it is a plug for your butt. It's just what it sounds like. It goes up there and people leave it in there. Ducko, my first question. Yeah. Now you have become the butt plug guy. Right.

Add it to my list. Why would one go into the MRI wearing a butt plug? Why? Why have you gone to the doctor? I don't know, and I'm not speaking on behalf of the 23-year-old girl, but I'd imagine it's... I'm going to need you to be your now her spokesperson. Is it the kink level where you're like,

it's a bit naughty, but I've just got to talk to normal people doing everyday things? That is a thing, isn't it? It's like those vibrating undies you can just got to talk to normal people doing everyday things. Oh, that is a thing, isn't it? It's like those vibrating undies. You can buy that link to your partner's app. And have a remote. And they can go, I might give her a little jolt at work. I had a friend.

He's thinking about me. We had a couple friends. They're not together anymore. They used to have that. Yeah, yeah. He'd be out. He'd be like, look at this. And press the button.

And even though they're not. She'd be at the bar like, ah! I was like, can I have a go? It sounds weird, but I really... That feels... It's like a remote. But, oh, so they were together at that time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, like they could be at work or out at the shops or getting an MRI. That does get people going. Anyway, the reason that she didn't... And we're not going to yuck their yum. And we can't call her... Should we get them for each other? No. No. I do not want that. Because that could be our game.

Can you guess when Jess has fired off duckers undies? We could get them very easy. Yeah, we could. Sponsor of the show. Oh, God. You have to be cool. But if the rice cookers can pick when your undies... Do you know what I'm going to be with the

boss? I'm like... Anyway, I don't want that. Please don't make that happen. In the upcoming birth of your first child. Yes! Gotcha! It's a live prank from the birth of my daughter. Oh, God, I'm not worthy to have a child.

Shy guy, get the undies. All right. I'll contact George. Thanks. That minks. Anyway, so the reason she didn't take the butt plug out, right, because you'd think it has metal in it and she said anything with metal. They said anything with metal.

She said no because it was advertised to her as 100% silicon from the company. To be fair, one, if that's on the packaging, it's on the packaging, why would you assume a butt plug has metal in it? Exactly. You would never assume. It had metal in the very middle, like a lining in the middle of it. Or to give it some structural integrity. To give it some strength and structural integrity.

Like when they build a building, you know, the beams that go up. Exactly like that, Jess. Yep. My brother's in construction. I know what's up. You get it. Jeez, it's just like we built a building just then. We put one up.

But it's coated in the silicon. It's coated in silicon, so you don't know. So she thinks it's all silicon. So also, it doesn't make sense. If I was doing an MRI and I had to lie down like that while people were looking in my body, I'd probably take the plug out because they're going to see it. 100%. You know what an MRI does?

It takes a full image of your insides. You're looking into it. Anyway, how's this? She's alive, but it pulled through her rectum and up into her chest cavity at the speed of sound, and she has major injuries. Because that's what it does. It gets attracted to the magnet, and it ripped up her. It rips right through the rectum. It's not funny.

I know, but also, like, don't wear a butt plug to an MRI. She's now trying to sue the company. No, you can't be, oh, wait, your company, not the MRI people. No, the butt plug company is saying, you guys advertised it 100% silicon, that thing doesn't work in an MRI. To be fair, she's absolutely correct. I think she has a case. I think she has.

I think she does have a case. What's the win, no win, no fee? Slater and Gordon. Let's get Slater. I'm sure Slater and Gordon are happy to be brought up into this chat. I'm going to need a representative from Slater and Gordon, either today or tomorrow, shy guy. Does she have legs to stand on?

Does she have legs to, we? Does she have legs to... We need a lawyer. And apparently I just heard her scream and, yeah, rip right up the rectum. It doesn't have to be Slater and Gordon. Anyone who would take this... My father-in-law. He's a lawyer. He's probably listening going, nope.

I'm going to message him. Just message him and ask him about the butt plugs and just how it works. He'll be like, yeah, I knew it's not silicon always. What an idiot. How's it about you giving Slater and Gordon a run in this story? I know. That would be rad. Are they the no win, no fee people?

Everyone's a no win, no fee. Jess and Doug. Quickly, Doug, I wanted to get your take on this because you and I are both passionate coffee drinkers. Yes. Bordering on coffee snobs. We can tell a good bean from a bad bean, and we will not abide a bad bean. We're just here at work. We've got bad beans that we get delivered in for your time.

They're like flavoured raspberry and stuff. They're gross. And so I brought some beans from my local cafe. That's right. And we have not looked back. You, me, and Babs have not looked back. Oh, my God. Shy guy is not a coffee drinker.

He's a banana smoothie guy. He's a banana smoothie kind of guy. It's weird him bringing you that banana syrup and making his own with that tiny little whisk. Yeah, that blender one. That blender whisk thing. But you know what? He can do him.

More coffee for us. Exactly. We are passionate, passionate about the bean. But there is a bit of a divide happening online, on social media. It started on TikTok and it's kept going. A lot of people still hybrid working. So COVID obviously saw us all working from home, WFH. But as those restrictions lifted more people coming back into the office,

but a lot of companies going, hey, was working from home working for you? Sure, keep going. But maybe we need a few contact hours in the office. Three days at office to our home. Yeah, something like that. So the hybrid working space. Monday, Fridays are power down days, mate. Absolutely. We office, two at home. Yeah, something like that. So the hybrid working space. Monday, Fridays are power down days, mate. Absolutely.

We love a power down day. Oh, don't we? A lot of conversation is, is the work getting done? Yeah. Yes. Well, then who cares where it is getting done? Someone said work is a function, not a location. Oh.

But something that's taking off and that employers are getting a bit snarky about, whereas employees are going, who cares? Who cares how I'm getting my day done? It's a craze called coffee badging. So I guess it's ticking this box of, yeah, boss, you've seen my face, but I am going to go back to my living room and do my work. Coffee badging is seeing workers who predominantly work from home coming into the office, making a coffee at the communal tea

and coffee station, using the company stuff, whether it at the communal tea and coffee station. Using the company stuff, yeah. Using the company stuff, whether it's the Macona, the Nescafe, or like us, we're very lucky we've got the full barista thing. Yeah, the big machine. Making a coffee, interacting for five, ten minutes, and then walking out with their coffee. Going back to work from home. Just sipping. G'day, Debbie.

G'day, Ray. All right, I'm out of here. You've seen my face. I'm going to go back home. How's things been? And it's not saying the average person, they day, Debbie. Good day, Ray. All right, I'm out of here. You've seen my face. I'm going to go back home. How's things been? And it's not saying the average person, they're traveling 45. I mean, I used to live 45 minutes from home. I don't think I'd be coming in to make a coffee and then driving the 45 back.

It just ticks the box. They just think, no, Jess was here because I saw her. I saw her make the coffee. But where is she now? Oh, no, she's on Zoom. She's working out of her den. She must be in one of the staff rooms somewhere. Somewhere.

Where is she? But employers are going, uh-uh, we're not doing this anymore. If you're coming into the office, then you have to stay. Whereas employees are going, let me come for my coffee. Let me tick that box with a little bit of camaraderie with my colleagues, but let me go back home. I don't see a problem

with it. What do you reckon? I mean, I saw someone, just people checking and checking out of work. I saw someone on the beach the other day. This must be the first week back in Jan. Yep. On their laptop. Like, you could tell, moving their mouse on Teams. Oh, okay.

Just showing that they were present. Yes. So it's like, how do they police you in the office? Do you check in and it's like, you have to check in and check out now? Yes. Did they have some sort of, I don't know, cool cabana or something set up? They were just on a towel. No, but like behind them to look like a background.

Yeah, yeah. They do that fake background. A fake background. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, is that a wall. They were just on a tower. No, but like behind them to look like a background. Yeah, yeah. They do that fake background. A fake background. It's like, is that a wall? Yes, it's a wall. Yes, it's a wall. It just happens to be yellow and white striped. Yeah, with your Bondi sands on.

Yeah. But yeah, you'd have to police it, I suppose, checking in and checking out of the office. Yeah. It's just this sentiment, isn't it? The division of the generations, of the older generation. Someone said, when the older generation finally retires, we'll be free to work wherever and however we want.

Because it's this idea of like, no, you must do things a certain way, whereas the young ones are going, who cares as long as I'm getting it done. But then I suppose it's going to get awkward with people not interacting with each other. I know. No one's going to know each other. Are we going to lose the social skills? Absolutely.

And then the office Christmas parties will be even more weird. Oh, so awkward. You're going to have to have the office Christmas party around the coffee machine because it's the only place people are meeting. Yes. You have 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. We have to take your first answer.

You can't use the same answer twice. And if you're untrue at the question, you'll say pass. We'll come back to you, of course, if there is time. They're the rules of engagement, okay? We want to get over five. We've had some average players, but some good times. Oh, we've had some great times. Great vibe. Yes.

Unfortunately, no giving out of $10,000. No. That could change because today we've got the one and only. We've got Yes. Unfortunately, no giving out of $10,000. No. That could change because today we've got the one and only. We've got Simon. Hello, Simon. G'day, guys. Simon, how are you feeling for a Thursday? Are you well-rested?

Are you fired up? Are you ready to go? I'm feeling above average. Oh, that's all we can ask for. Well, what I'm hearing is he could go a six. He could go a six out of ten. Or he could go a ten. 60%, baby. Let's go, Simon. of ten. Or he could go a ten. Sixty percent, baby.

Let's go, Simon. Would you be the best for 2025? Fantastic. What do you want to spend $10,000 on? My wife's pregnant at the moment. She's been heaps uncomfortable at night and that, so I just wanted to give her a sort of spa treatment or something and just send her away to relax a bit. She had the big pregnancy pillow, Simon? My wife's got that.

Yeah, that's the one. Simon. Takes up my bed. Yeah. When are you due? When is she due? She wife's got that. Yeah, that's the one. Simon. Takes up my bed. Yeah. When are you due? When is she due? She's due in May. In May. Okay, well, that's exciting. Yeah.

Great motivation for Simon there. That's nice. That's very good. Love is fueling him. And also smart from him because 10K is not going to take up the whole price to the massage. But because he's led with that. He can keep the remaining nine and a half grand. 100%.

Simon. I'm sure I'll find something to do with that. He can kick the remaining nine and a half grand. 100%. Simon. I'm sure I'll find something to do with it. Yeah, and add a stretch. If we really push you, I'm sure you could find something. The letter you're going to work with, my friend, is G. G for gestational diabetes, which I hope she does not have. No, she doesn't. That's what we've gone with.

I tried to think of a pregnancy-related thing. Could have said golf, I guess, but I wanted to think of a pregnancy thing. Is that girl? Could have. Ah, well, hindsight. Let's rip in ten. You ready, Simon? Yeah, let's get into it.

All right, your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter G, we need you to name a type of pasta. Pasta. A lolly. Gobstopper. The letter G. We need you to name a type of pasta. Past. A lolly. Gobstopper. A phone app. Grinder. A dog breed.

Great Dane. An occupation. Gardener. An accessory. Past. A fashion brand. Gucci. A celebrity chef. Gucci. A celebrity chef.

Gordon Ramsay. A fruit. A grape. A European city. Oh! It's the best we've had this year. That was great. We got ourselves seven.

Wow. And you got through everything. Type of pasta, I would have struggled on that as well, Jess. Yeah, I don't often think of gnocchi. Gnocchi. It's not top of my list. I would not have thought of that. Nah, your spaghetti's in your fetch.

I wouldn't have got that either. We were played off air and Jess got it straight away. Yeah, I do like my gnocchi. An accessory could have been glasses or gloves or goggles. In a European city, Galway, Glasgow. There's a couple there. But, hey, mate, a valiant effort. The best we've had this year.

And you don't go away empty-handed. $100 to spend at Minx Erotic Boutique. That is all yours. No worries, guys. Thanks. You're very welcome, Simon. Good luck for May. Cheers. No, I don't think so. It's a no.

The guy sends a lot. He's trawling the Mumbai Minutes. Oh, yeah. I was about to say the Taliban Times. We get a lot of good stuff from that. Turkmenistan Times. The Turkmenistan Times.

Yeah, don't look at that one. Al Jazeera. Al Jazeera. Daily Mail. Daily Mail. That's a big one. He loves his Daily Mail. He loves Daily Mail.

He sends us so much. Body and soul. This might interest you, but only one or two things really tickle us. Yeah. So here is his opportunity to go through the dregs. Things that we miss. Because we do a lot of content per show every day, and sometimes we miss some things. Sometimes we should maybe say them.

Other times, there's a reason we didn't. Because maybe a headline isn't enough. Yes. Maybe we need the shy guy to dig down a little more. Yeah. But otherwise, it's in the bin. You got a couple of headlines for us, Shaga? A couple of headlines.

First one, the price of lunch at the Australian Open. Ooh. I don't care about that. I don't care about it, but I am interested. Like, I don't care about a four, but I do want to know how much things are. You want to hear? Because have you seen, there's been not as great a crowd, particularly throughout the day or for certain people.

Right. Because apparently it's so expensive for tickets to the main arenas. Even just to watch the thing, not cafeteria lunch stuff. So you can get cheaper day passes and then you can line up to certain. But for the big stadiums, it's like $350 for a ticket. Oh my God. So Cocoa Golf might be playing to a half empty crowd. Exactly.

Because people can't afford it. The Demons game the other night, it wasn't full because it was so expensive. Really? Yeah. So what are we talking for lunch here? Do't full because it was so expensive. Really? Yeah. So what are we talking for lunch here? Do you have a... Yeah, I got a little receipt. Oh, yes.

It costs $59 to get into the Australian Open. That's one price. That's a grand price. Yep. So we're looking at a margarita pizza, a chicken bowl, some fries, and a couple of drinks. You're getting $130. Oh, god damn. Wow.

Did no one tell the Australian Open we're in a cost of living crisis? No, they still, yeah. They've missed that. Wow. Okay. That're in a cost of living crisis? No, they still, yeah. They've missed that. Wow. Okay. That must be one hell of a margarita pizza. Yeah, yeah. It'd be tiny too.

All right, good. Next. I think we need a pass sound effect. If it's good, we like it ticked. I like shoveling you. Even when he's done the work. Yeah, even when we've heard it. Jess, you like this one?

Will I? The more cheese you eat, the better you'll sleep. Yeah, but I already knew that, shy guy. All right, we'll pass it on then. Is that because you're... Why did you... I don't know why. I sleep really well.

You do, and you do eat a lot, and you can sleep anywhere. Exactly. I think it's the cheese. Whack dreams, but a good deep sleep. What cheese gives you the most whack dreams? Ooh, triple cream brie. Fuck that, you knew that. All right, next.

Next one. The drinks that will make you pee the most and the fastest. Ooh, okay. I think I am curious about that. Because I would have just thought liquid is liquid, but are you telling me... Surely alcohol. The different ways that different drinks go through you faster than that.

So, citrusy drinks will go through you faster as do anything with a bubble in or a fizz. So, if you had still water or you had sparkling water, you'd pee faster if you had the sparkling water. Bubbles are going through us faster. And coffee. Surely coffee is running. Coffee. Coffee would be running around. Maybe it's the other end.

I mean, coffee is a bloody diuretic, isn't it? It's more the other end, as is chocolate. I know it's not a drink, but it's quoted in the article. Okay. And it says, watch out for anything acidic, which could be also citrus. Okay. Okay, citrusy drinks. That is interesting.

Pineapple, not good. Goes straight through you. So if we're doing a long car trip, don't be having pineapple juice. Don't have a pineapple juice. That's right. Just have a still water. You know what would be better? Not to drink.

Not to drink, yeah. Then nothing's in your bladder. That's it. That's all. A lot of food and beverage related drinks. We're doing everything else in it. It's good to know what a margarita pizza costs

at the Australian Open. I feel empowered with that knowledge. I know you love Fast and the Furious. Family. I love the Fast and the Furious franchises All 45 of them Vin Diesel He does The grumblings of his voice You were just asking me over the break

I had a boat party for one of my girlfriends She turned 34 and she wanted to have a boat party Why not? Possibly 35 Anyway, there was a man on a rival boat and literally someone called out to me because they know about my affection for Vin. The obsession. Someone called out and went, Jess! Jess! Look at that guy on this boat!

And it looked like Vin Diesel. Oh, he'd been in a good paddock, but it looked like Vin Diesel from about the shoulder up. It was a team move, Vin Diesel, wasn't it? He'd blown up a bit. And I went, how do I get on his boat? I want to have a party on that guy's boat. I'll jump on that guy's boat.

He's a big fan of the franchise. Even Diesel's only quite short, hype-wise. Yes, yes. It's like, same as Jason Statham. A lot of those action heroes in Hollywood, little boys. There's nothing wrong with that. Not at all. You brought up hype, man.

You brought up hype. Hey, this is specifically about one of the worst ones, Tokyo Drift. You know why that's one of the worst ones, Tokyo Drift. You know why that's one of the worst ones, Daco? Yeah. Vin is only in it at the end. Yeah, that was a weird one. What?

Look at that American guy, that Texas dude. What is that the accent? Yeah, yeah. That young bloke. Yeah. Oh, he's not a leading man. I'm sorry. No.

But we've had Fast and the Furious 1 and then Too Fast, Too Furious with Vin all over us. Yeah. Who the hell are you, young man? And where was Paul Walker in that one, you know? That's right. And he hadn't even died at that point. No. Yeah.

Anyway, I found this quite interesting because this movie came out in 2006. Yes. Justin Lin was the director of Tokyo Drift, right? They wanted to make this movie as authentic as possible. It was brought out by Universal Studios. That's what the whole franchise is about. Authenticity. I believe they lost that when they were driving on a submarine in snow.

No, no. That's when they lost it. Not when they jumped out of the plane. No, they lost it when Letty got flung from the tank on the freeway. In Rio or something. And Vin had to fly off his Mustang mid-air and catch her. Didn't they go through skyscrapers in Dubai as well? Yes, they did. Poor Letty, you think she's going to die

in every single one. How authentic. Michelle Rodriguez is up against it in those movies. She really is. But see, I'd say the first two Fast and the Furious were actually good films. They were so good. The first one in particular was incredible. But this third one is where they started to slip, right? So they wanted to film in the Shibuya Crossing in Japan.

Now, for those that don't know, whenever you see a footage of Japan in any movie, it's that busy, massive intersection where you can cross from every angle. It's like you're coming at it from nine directions, right? Yeah, billboards everywhere. And the green man goes and a thousand people, or more, 10,000 people walk. So you're not allowed to film there.

You can't get permits there. But they wanted to film there. The director told Universal he wants to film there. So Universal knew that they were probably going to get arrested for filming there because they went ahead with it. They were going to do it. What's the saying we love? Don't ask for permission, just ask for forgiveness. See, forgiveness. So what they did, Universal

hired a fake director as in they've got someone, they're paying someone to pretend to be the director to be there in case they get arrested. Sure enough, they filmed the scene in Shibuya Crossing. The cops come and they're so polite in Japan, it takes them 10 minutes to get rid of them, the language barrier. They finally arrest him and go, who's the director?

Who's in charge here? When Justin Lin, the real director, is going to come in, this other actor pops up and goes, I'm the director. They took him away. Like a sacrificial lamb. Yeah, they took him away. They arrested him. The real director had no idea.

And then he gets told from some of the producers, yeah, yeah. Oh, they didn't actually know? No. They didn't tell him this was happening? No, it was all under... Yeah, and then he went and spent a night in jail so they could continue getting the shot.

And then how's the real kicker for the guy who gets arrested? They ended up using a lot of CGI for that scene anyway and filmed it in California. Shut up! Is he still in prison? No, he got out. He got out. I think they got,

and Universal obviously paid for his fine and released him, but he's not allowed back in Japan. But does he now have a criminal record? Yeah, he's not allowed back in Japan. Who's some American actor? They're like, Universal just found, they probably paid him peanuts.

Probably, but he thought, this is my big break. One, I mean, one of the biggest franchises, because even at just one and two, it was,

it had legs. It had legs. I'm going to be in part of this franchise. I at just one and two, it had legs. It had legs. I'm going to be in part of this franchise. I'm going to rub shoulders with the right people. Yep, yep. And all he's done now. All he's done is watch it be filmed in CGI in California. We're going to need, I need a deep dive on this.

I know, who is he? What has he gone on to do? What's he done? Yeah, we should find that. It doesn't have his name. That's Quentin Tarantino. 2024 was, I'm not going to say the year I became a parent because Lucia was born in 2023,

but a lot of things happened obviously last year that I saw my mother come out. The willy. I panicked a little bit that I'm like, oh my God, I'm only 33. I'm already becoming my mother. Yeah, we chatted about it a few times. She's a great lady, but it's just that push and pull of no, no, no. Yeah.

Slippery slope. Yeah. I don't know. Your mom's loose. Boogie, boogie, boogie. She can be. Get a couple of Negronis into her. Oh, yeah.

With that big ice cube. Oh, yeah. But no, a couple of things happened over the break where my husband went, oh, my God, don't worry about becoming your mom. You're becoming your dad. Okay. And I was like, I don't know which is worse. My dad, I had to sit down a couple of times when I visited them over the break

because he's in his 60s, I know he won't mind just me saying, and blood pressure is an issue. But my dad in these later years gets so worked up over the most trivial stuff. I'm now fearing for his health. The biggest example I can give you is my dad's a bit of a cricket fan. He loves sports in general, but he was watching the Boxing Day test, the cricket that was on, and the instant I'm sure no one's forgotten where the Indian cricketer Virat Kohli shoulder-checked the young kid.

Sam Constance. Sam Constance, all right. While Constance was ramping the, what's his name, the main bowl? I can't remember his name. I don't know. Bumrah, there we go. Sure. Yeah, yeah.

I very much on the periphery of all of this. Yes, yes, yes. But the reason I know Virat Kohli, Constance, is because the carry-on from my father shook the neighbourhood. Look, she has won. Lucia's won. Her hearing is still developing. I'm like, Dad! Stop it.

Stop it. He got up to a point that he was rewinding it. He's got Foxtel. He's rewinding it to try and convince my mum and I, and I guess in essence the baby, to care. Yeah, look how good this is. Look how exciting this is. It was the most exciting first innings to a cricket game

that I think a lot of us have seen in a long time. Okay, well, maybe that is fueling him. But he's going on, Daco. And again, my mum and I are not paying attention. Yeah, you don't care. But he's going on about India-Australia relations. He's talking about what punishment Virat Kohli should have, but he won't get it because of India-Australia.

He's bringing, like, the United Nations into it. Right, he's bringing politics into it. The carry-on. And I'm going bringing politics into it. The carry on. And I'm going, calm down. Just, it was insanity. Yeah. But anyway, a couple of days later, Angus and I are going for a walk and I've got a bit of a bad habit.

I do it in the car apparently and now I do it on the street where if something pops into my head, I have to grab his arm and go, oh my God. Recently, I think to grab his arm and go, oh, my God. Recently? I think you've done that a fair bit. Oh, you're not. Would you say, should I go, Babs? Yeah, you've done it since I've known you.

Yeah, Babs. I don't think that's a new thing. Oh, well, maybe it's ramped up a little bit because I did it to Angus while we were walking with the baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he got a fright? And he got a fright. He thought, what's wrong?

Have you been bitten by something? Is the baby okay? And I just had remembered something I wanted to share with him. And was it a very trivial thing that you were remembering? I don't even want to tell you what it was because we'd just seen a coffee van parked out the front of a house and we were wondering if they owned it or if that coffee van had just parked in front of the house. And I'd seen it with the power going into the house,

which I think it meant they owned it. And I had remembered. Oh, my goodness. But I just was like. It's when you know you're getting on, you know, when you're getting excited about the power of the coffee van. And I gave my husband a heart attack and he went, you and Rob, you're a cunt from this.

Like, don't have a go at him. Interesting. For carrying on and making mountains out of molehills because you were doing the exact same thing. And I thought, wow, I've really got to stop judging my dad for carrying on like a porkchop. When you hit your 60s, your blood pressure is going to become an issue. Am I going to make it to 60 if I'm carrying on like that now in my 30s? So your mum doesn't do that?

She doesn't carry on? She's a passionate lady, but not in the same way. It doesn't go from zero to 100. Do you know what I mean? And then back down to zero. She doesn't carry on. She's a passionate lady, but not in the same way. Doesn't go from zero to 100. Do you know what I mean? And then back down to zero. And back down to zero. Yeah. My dad and I are like, you know, the oil's lit on fire or something.

Yeah, you get really excited. So I really had to check myself. And I probably should apologize to my dad for having a go at him so much. You are him. I am him. You can stare in the mirror. Doing the exact same thing. I reckon you've done that for a while.

You get excited and you, you know. I go from. The energy goes up. Yeah. And it's not ever about anything important. When you slap the desk and stuff like that and you hit the microphone. I know. Shy Guy's telling me the TV behind me is in danger because I keep flinging.

You used to hit the desk here and the phone screen would go off. Yes, that happened this morning. Just when you came in this morning. There you go. It was like 5.30 in the morning. I was excited to see. Jess and Ducko. It was like 5.30 in the morning. I was excited to see you. Jess and Ducko.

Jess and Ducko. These words are my own. Word up. You took the words right out of my mouth. Word-yokey. We've brought it back for 2025. We had a lot of fun with this game last year. Quizmaster Babs is going to give us a word.

Yep. The aim of the game is to sing amaster Babs is going to give us a word. Yep. The aim of the game is to sing a song that has that word as part of its lyrics. It's the only game we have where we go head-to-head with against Shy Guy. That's right. So it's you and me and Shy Guy versing each other. Yes. We get out of our chairs. Shy Guy gets very competitive with it.

He does. But you know what I would love to see for 2025, Ducko? Yeah. A bit more oomph from the Shy Guy. Oh, gusto for sure. Babs, you're the quiz master. I am. You need to be hard on that. Yeah, I've come in with my ins for 2025 is be harsh. Oh, okay. Wow.

Yeah, alright. Here we go. Out, shy guy. Shy guy's lack of gusto. Alright. Alright. Here we go. You give us a word we work into. I'm nervous. I'm going to get into the zone. I know. I feel too lax, too relaxed after the holidays.

Yeah, okay. All right. First word is down. You, nope, down. Down, down, down. Down, down, down. Who are you giving that to? Jess. Yeah.

Sorry, I just couldn't really hear you over there. Oh, bad. Yes. Okay. Jay Sean? Jay you over there. Oh, bad. Jay Sean? Jay Sean. Yes, correct. What happened to Jay Sean? I don't know. I think he did R&B Fridays once and then he's dining out on that.

All right, next. Second word is one. One, two, three, four. Let me hear you scream if you want some more. Like, ah, push it, push it. One, two, three, four. Quick off a a scream if you want some more. Like, ah. Push it, push it. Once we work it. Quick off a gay.

Perfect. Quick off a gay. Jess is two. You guys, zero. Hopefully my mic is working. Couldn't think of anything there. I'm not to the swing of it yet. Okay, come on.

All right. Next word is best. You're simply the best. Were you practicing over the holidays? What have we always said, Ducco? You were practicing, weren't you? Fail to prepare, prepare to fail. Come on.

We knew it was coming back, babe. And I also love Tina. All right. You ready? Well, hopefully. We need to do something, mate. Couldn't this be a clean sweep? This is tough.

Oh, boy. The next word is girlfriend. Take a look at my girlfriend. She's the only one I got. Not much of a girlfriend. I never seem to get a lot. Butter's on the board. Yes, fine.

I seem to get away. Oh, the nerves get out. Shaga, when you get one, trust me, you lose the nerves. Blow the cobwebs out, babe. Great. Just testing your mic. Can you give us a one, two? One, two.

Oh, no, you're on. Yeah, yeah, okay. All right. You ready, Shy Guy? Thanks, Babs. Next word is paint. Paint the town red. Please, that's what I said.

I don't know how to paint the town red. Go, Shagat. All right. That was good. Okay. Okay, so three to Jess, two to Ducko, zero to Shy Guy. How many to Shy Guy? Zero.

Okay. None. The next word is cry. Cry me a river. Oh, wow. Cry me a river. Oh. You've got to call.

I mean, what do you do there? That felt very. No one's void. No one's void. Yeah. All right. Next one is under. Under the sea.

Under the sea. Under the sea. No. Hang on. It's on Spotify. It is on Spotify. It's a Disney song. Actually, I shouldn't click it.

Babs, up to you. It's on a soundtrack. So that's a song. Thank you. All right. We allow it. Counting it. How many are left, by the way?

How many are left? As many as you like. What's the... Well, all right, we're allowed. Counting it. How many are left, by the way? How many have left? As many as you like. What's the score? You know, we're tight here. What's the scores? Jess is on four. Yep. I'm on two.

Jo is on zero. Yeah. I don't think... I'm out. I don't think I can win either, but let's just have another one anyway. Sure. Here's one for you. Okay.

Just quick note, Babs, when you're running the game, you don't have to say, as long as you want, you're in charge. We can't keep going. This is the last one. Remember your ins? Maybe seven. You know, we'll just do that. Five was the magic number we got told for games. Oh, yeah, five.

I don't think Babs was in that meeting. Maybe not. Let's just try and get Shaga off the floor. Come on. Are you saying we stand back? Nah. The next word is bills. Dunna, dunna bills, y'all.

Pay the dunna bills, your main amount of bills. I don't know the lyrics. Destiny's Child, bills, bills, bills. I can't give you one lyric. I also had bills by Lunch Money Lewis. How does that go? We played that. I got bills.

I gotta pay. Oh, Babs? We played that. I got bills. I gotta pay. Oh, Babs just wanted to get herself on the board. Well, Jessica takes the first one. Thank you. So what was the score up tally update? Just so you know. It was five to Jess, two to Ducko, and Shy Guy, zero. I'm all right with that.

No, you're not. No, I really am. I wasn't at a grumpy he is Jess and Darko Did you know Jess? Happy Gilmore 2 She's coming out this year Darko Yes I knew because I love Happy Gilmore

There's been a trailer drop for it It's great to see you back Mr Gilmore Yeah baby We've only just begun All right. It's great to see you back, Mr. Gilmore. Yeah, baby! We've only just begun. Gilmore. Make it happen. Shooter McGavin's back.

And it makes me so happy because, yes, I saw the trailer on social media. Shooter McGavin is back. Christopher McDonald. What's he done since Happy Gilmore? Nothing. He looks like he's melting. But I love that he's back. Virginia is back. The mum from Modern Family. She's back. But I love that he's back. Virginia is back.

The mum from Modern Family, she's back. Eminem's in it. Travis Kelsey has a cameo. Let alone all these cameos. Yeah, there's heaps of cameos in it. I love Travis is in it. That's so cute. Classic. I know.

Set to come out this year. But it got us in because around this time when there's the award ceremony, award season for the actors, they do that Actors on Actors variety studio where they sit down with each other and talk. I love that. Yeah. Is that that big round table? Yeah. And they can do one-on-ones. They do that Actors on Actors variety studio where they sit down with each other and talk. I love that. Yeah. Is that that big round table? Yeah.

And they can do one-on-ones. They do group ones. It was Brad Pitt and Adam Sandler doing theirs. Oh, like interviewing each other? Yeah. I'd actually really like to watch that. Adam Sandler essentially sat down and said that there was an acting teacher who once at his college took him out for a beer and said, look, you're not going to make it in

this industry. You got heart, but you don't really have the talent. I think you should do something else. Then years later, when he was getting a massive payday for one of his many movies that he's done, he saw the acting teacher when he was with his mates. Shut up, like, out. And instead of rubbing his face, he said, hey, guys, this is such and such.

He's the only acting coach I've ever had to buy me a beer. And he's reduced it that way. That's classy, man. It's classy. But also, that guy knows. To the acting teacher's credit, you see Adam Sandler doing his thing and you'd be like, what is going on?

You wouldn't think like, I mean, Happy Gilmore was like mid-90s. Yeah. What was his first breakout film, Adam Sandler? He's got that many. Was he doing something that no one else really was? Like you had the slapstick sort of comedy from, you know, maybe the 60s, 70s. But this acting teacher's like, no, it's all about serious method acting.

You know, it's your brandos and, you know, these big personalities in Hollywood. 100%. He's looking at this goofball thinking you're never going to make it on the big screen. That's pretty amazing. It's cool. What we thought we could do. And now he's got a second, a sequel. I'll see you at Happy Gilmore.

Like 40 years on. We thought on 131060, what's the best Happy Gilmore movie? Adam Sandler movie. Are you just burying the lead there? Is Happy Gilmore your vote? Happy Gilmore is my favourite. You're going to die, clown! It is such a good movie.

I love Happy Gilmore. I'm so excited for the sequel. For me, I can't go past. It's one of those comfort movies. I will always just put it on. 51st Dates. I don't know. I guess I prefer Sausage to Taco.

I think it's got one of the best supporting cast around. Yes, yes. Because, you know, it's usually Adam Sandler on his own. Yeah. But the cast around him in 51st Dates, Drew Barrymore, Elite. Yes, it is good. They've done a couple movies together, actually. I think they have.

Yeah. And we could even do a 131060. Do you like Adam Sandler? Because he's so polarizing. He's so polarizing. Like, to be honest, there is a couple there, and I hope no one says them, but, like, is it Little Nicky where he plays the little devil? Little Nicky!

I think that is one of the most trash movies of all time. But then he's got some of the best. I know. He just takes swings and he has a go. Sean, what's your pick? I'll go... Big Daddy? Billy Madison?

No, no, no. Billy Madison, that's one. Big Daddy is a close one. I was trying to teeter him in the head. Okay, okay. Billy Madison, Back to School? Yep. I love Grown Ups.

Oh, you would. I back you up on that, Madison. Really? You enjoy Grown Ups? I don't hate Grown Ups as much as people do. That feels like such a joke movie that he just got his friends. Like, it's Chris Rock, Kevin James... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's all his mates. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all his mates in it. It's kind of funny. This is like when you guys said RV was Robert Williams' best movie. I still maintain that. And you said flubber. I love RV.

I stand by it. Don't you be bringing me... Missed out far. Anyway, we're talking Adam Sandler, not Ron Williams. No, no. And our Call of Fame prize, a night stay at Crown Plaza, Sydney, Darling Harbour, plus tickets to the Sea Life Aquarium and the Wildlife Zoo, just for getting involved in the show. That's right.

What is the superior Adam Sandler film? We're celebrating the release of Happy Gilmore 2. Yeah. Shy Guy's furiously working on an interview. Maybe we'll talk to Shooter McGavin. Hopefully. Or Happy Gilmore himself. What else is Shooter doing?

What else is Shooter doing? And even, do you like Happy Gilmore? 13, 10, 16. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Well, we're in an Adam Sandler debate. You're going to die, clown! That's right.

He's gone viral at the moment for revealing an old acting coach told him, you just don't have what it takes. You should give up. And now on the cusp of Netflix releasing Happy Gilmore 2. It's going to be huge. Which I think is his, just after a quick count on Wikipedia, 700th movie. Oh, he's got so many. It seems like he's done well for himself.

96 was Happy Gilmore. 1996. That's wild. He's done, oh my God. No, we've got some people calling through. I don't want to just now start rattling them off. Because we're asking what's the best movie. Or do you like Adam Sandler?

What's the superior? Yes. Or do you have a very passionate opinion? Because some people hate him. Totally. We go to Amber on 131060. Amber, superior Adam Sandler film. Yeah, I actually love

heaps of his films. I think there's like too many to pick just one, but 51st Ace is always up there, and Blended I love as well. And then That's My Boy, which is a little bit, you know. That's My Boy, I've never even heard of. I don't know that one.

Oh, you've got nature, Amber. Yeah, I know That's My Boy. This is a real thing. I do like quite a few, but that one's a little bit funny. Okay, Amber, worst, worst film of his. Yeah. Jack and Jill. Jack and Jill.

You will be ashamed to hear, Amber, when we were rattling off some movies, Sweet Babs went, Jack and Jill's a funny one. It's been Babs in the movies. Oh, brilliant, Amber. Actually, that's a great question. Best and worst. Zan, good morning to you. Good morning.

What is the superior Adam Sandler movie? I love a lot of his movies. What's the best one? I reckon Pixels is the best. Pixels? You've gone animated. Pixels. Okay.

And what's his worst? Do you have a worst one for him? For me, it's You Don't Mess With The Zoho. Probably Little Nicky. Little Nicky. Little Nicky sucks. I hate Little Nicky. You Don't Mess With... I Don't Mind When You Don't Mess With The Zoho. I hated Little Nicky. Little Nicky. Little Nicky sucks. I hate Little Nicky. You Don't Mess With...

I Don't Mind Little Nicky. You Don't Mess With The Zohan. I hated that film. I don't know why. I just didn't vibe with it. We go to Jimmy on 131060. Jimmy, favourite Adam Sandler film? Good morning.

Good morning. My favourite Adam Sandler, everything but Waterboy. Waterboy. It's a classic. Kathy Bates. And what's the worst? What's his worst? I think Hubie Halloween was a bit of a laugh.

Hubie Halloween. I don't even know that one. I don't know that one either. Oh, my God. The guy's back catalogue is just too big. Is he the busiest actor in Hollywood? Oh, he might be. Shannon on 131060.

Good morning, Shannon. Good morning. Adam Sandler Films. What do you reckon? I love 50 First Dates. I love Happy Gilmore. And actually, is it Just Go With It with Jennifer Aniston? Yes, yes.

That's really good, too. And Pixels. I love Pixels, too. And Little Nicky is my one that I hate. Oh, everyone hates Little Nicky. Little Nicky! Good, good. He has that emo fringe in Little Nicky, doesn't he?

He does, yeah. And he's just that whingey. I think he's changing his voice. Yeah, he's trying to do things. He's trying to do things. No one has said Mr. Deeds yet, Ducko. Do you love Mr. Deeds? I love Mr. Deeds too.

And Big Daddy? Oh, see, I didn't like that. That spit scene haunts my dreams. You know where he does that spit and then sucks it back up? That's not good. Jess on 1310 CXE, good morning. Adam Sandler films, what's your favourite? Look, he's done some pretty amazing

work, but I think it's fair to say that you have to have bad films to keep going with the good. Yes, okay. You can't have the light without the dark. That's right. But Wedding Singer, hello. You can't have the good. You can't have the light without the dark, Jess. That's right. But Wedding Singer, hello. Oh, Wedding Singer, of course. Yep, okay.

Of course, one of the early ones. Yeah, you can't go past. That's an iconic movie. And what's his worst, Jess? Grown Ups, sorry about that. Yeah, sorry again. My husband and I went on our first date to that movie, and I was like, oh, this isn't going to end well.

This sucked. What about The Longest Yard? Oh, The Longest Yard is one of the great films. That is so, for a remake, it's one of those ones I think the remake is better. It's such a good movie. He and Chris Rock have done some really good stuff together. He has that many films. So many.

He's got so many. I really hope Happy Gilmore 2 lives up to it because the first one hasn't aged that fantastic. Would you say to the younger generation who might not have seen the 1996 Happy Gilmore they need to see it? I reckon that might make them not like it. Yeah, okay. I don't think

it's aged well. I've got to go in fresh eyes. I want to go home and watch some Happy Gilmore movies later on tonight. Alright, let's do it. Just not grown-ups. Just not grown-ups. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. You can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass.

Of course, we come back if there is time. They're the rules of engagement today. I've got a good feeling about this player. Babs bust her and said she's good. She's good. She's real good. She's got an energy about her. Oh, yeah. Her name is Maddie.

Hello, Maddie. Oh, no. Oh, no. I could have gone to a worse start. You were saying, Doctor. Sorry, Maddie. How's that energy you've got today, mate? Yeah, easy.

When you break up, you're cutting out. Maddie, take two steps to the left. You're cutting in and out. We can't hear you. Yeah. Take your phone off speaker, perhaps. Are you there? How are you going?

Oh, no. Maddie's under a tunnel. Sorry, Maddie. Oh, no. I'm so glad. We'll try again tomorrow with Maddie. Now, what feeling are you getting from Ricky? Ricky could go either way. For me, I really, I feel like Ricky's going to be a bit dull.

Good morning, Ricky. Good morning. How are you? Yeah! I was wrong. Ricky, Ricky. Tricky Ricky. Hey, Ricky, you swooped in.

You Bradbeard it, mate. You're in. Oh, how good. I love that. This is goodared it, mate. You're in. Oh, how good. I love that. This is good. Okay, this could be the tale. This is it. For 2025.

Money will kick herself. Ricky wasn't meant to play, but he absolutely ran away with it and won $10,000. What do you want to spend the money on? I would love to buy an engagement ring for my Mrs. Okay, we said at 6.30, we think the motivator people need to start tapping into is love. Yeah.

Genuine connection. It's the best fuel. Yep. What's more than an engagement ring? And, Ricky, can I just say what a great omen this is? What's it going to be? Your letter's E. E for engagement.

Engagement. I was like, ah, ring? Don't make sense. I've got to win it now. You've got to win it. Come E for engagement. Engagement. I was like, ah, ring? Don't make sense. I've got to win it now. You've got to win it. Come on, Ricky. Ricky. Come on.

E. Are you ready to go? Yeah. Oh, God. We're going to have a proposal on our hands in less than 60 seconds. You're going to propose on the air if you win. You're going to have to call them. Exactly.

All right. You ready, Rick? Yeah. Okay, good. Clear your throat. Clear your throat. Yeah, yeah. Get it all out.

Yeah, yeah. La, la, la. I'm ready for the game. Me, ma, ma, mo. Me, ma, Rick? Yeah. Okay, good. Clear your throat. Get it all out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. La, la, la. I'm ready for the game. Me, ma, ma, mo. Me, ma, ma, me. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter E, we need you to name a type of bird. E-mu.

An airline. Emirates. A breakfast food. Eggs. A bodyates Eggs Elbow Elton John eBay Eye Earring Engraving Accessory. Earring. An adverb.

An, uh... Engaging. Engraving. Oh, God. Add anything L-Y for adverb. Anything L-Y. Easily, eagerly, effectively. Would have seen you get nine. You got eight.

You ran out of time anyway if you did say something. What was the last question? The last question, all right, Ricky. An island. Oh, bro, F-C. What did you say? What did you say? F-C.

F-C. Okay, we were looking for Easter Island. Would we have taken that? Geographically, no. Well, lucky we didn't get there. I'm glad we brought it up. Would Ricky have wanted to win $10,000 to buy an engagement ring or Epstein Island?

To get our promo team in to discuss if Epstein Island is Nick Sidney. He would have had to take that off. Oh, my goodness. Anyway, hey, mate, you're a great player. You started slow. You chewed up the clock with type of bird. You got it.

You went on a roll. I went, oh, forget about it. Yeah, you got eight out of ten. That's tough. That's all right. Are you still going to propose? Like, will you find another way to propose? Nah, she's done now.

Yeah, look, if you keep doing this, there's a good chance I'll be calling. Okay, all right. And I'm still proposing. Read the T's and C's. Work out when you can come back again. We'll try again. It's not for the proposal, but it's for the lead-up. $100 to spend at Mink's Erotic Boutique.

That is all yours. Yeah, yeah. Get yourself a new ring. That's all yours. You could propose with that. Hey, man, there was an AFL player who proposed with a burger ring one time. It's cheaper. It's easier.

I guarantee you it feels better. You won't have to get us some hectic insurance. All right, Ricky. Thanks for playing, mate. Ricky, what a delight. Thank you very much for joining the show. We do play again tomorrow at 6.30. I'm glad Maddie dropped out.

What have you found in your food? Now, I am preparing to have to rip my headphones a lot during this conversation and gag into the bin. Because I know people have found some disgusting things. This one I don't think is particularly gross. But my goodness, it certainly doesn't belong in my chicken burger meal, Ducko. A woman from Ohio, she's gone viral on the Tiki Toki. The video has more than one million views and it's only been up for like a day. She's talking to the camera. She took her kid

to Burger King. We don't want to shame Burger King, but hey, this is just where it happened to occur. That's HJC, Hungry Jacks. That's right. Over in the States it's called BK. She says in the video, got my kid some chicken fries. Now I'm assuming they are fry-shaped chicken bits. I guess, yeah. I guess. The bag came, okay. She's taking it through the window, in the car, handed it over,

and the little kid's gone, hey, mummy, what's this? What's come with me chicken fries? She shows the camera, and it's several buds of the Mary Jane. The devil's lettuce was in there. In the packet. In the bag. Just like a bud of it. So I wonder if what's happened, and this is me absolutely drawing a very long bow, I wonder if the friend of maybe the server was in the next car behind and they thought this is how I'm going to pass them the goods.

Oh, do a deal. Maybe. I don't know. And they've passed it to the wrong car. Because how does it end up in the bag? It had to have been placed there. And also, if it was maybe a joint or something like that, but it's just a full thing.

Was he planning to just roll something up then and there? I wonder. Because the buds, does that mean it's literally been plucked off the plant? Yeah, he's just got it. It's like wholesale. That's a good value for money though for that kid, you know. Here's your chickies. Because how much are chicken fries? You know what, I'm thinking $4.99 maybe. Hang on, where's my sweet and sour sauce?

Here it is. They haven't given me my sweet and sour. That's going to be, I tell you what, it's going to make him love the food. It's going to be a different taste for him, you know. Mum's like, I'll take that honey, I'll just, we don't need to go back with it. It's all good make him love the food. It's going to be a different taste for him, you know? Mum's like, I'll take that, honey. We don't need to go back with it. It's all good. The woman, Janabama, she got her chicken fries, the kid, chicken fries with a side of, oh, what do you see that?

You can't say that here. Mary Jane from Burger King in Hamilton, Ohio. The devil's letters in there. The devil's letters. Someone's getting fired at Burger King. You would think. The management company have obviously had to come out and respond because as anything that goes viral, we need a comment from the people in charge.

We are very disappointed to learn of the incidents. We do not take incidents that put our guests in danger lightly. Snoop Dogg wasn't serving. Oh, hang on a minute. The employee involved was fired. He's got to be going for that. I mean, that's a tough carry. How do you justify that?

I don't. It was in my pocket. I reached in. I mean, anything going in the fries is bad. That's not meant to be the fries. Absolutely. I hate these stories because it always gives me the ick, you know. Because it's human error, right? I mean, that's one thing. But yesterday

on the show, we had Darren call in. What was our topic again? I don't remember. What was I talking about? Oh, the worst mistake you've ever made. That's absolutely right. Yeah, the worst mistake you've ever made. And Darren, who was a butcher, said this. I had a cut on my finger, so I actually put a bead aid on there, and it was my turn to mix up a batch of sausages. Yes.

By the time I got to the end of mixing, the Band-Aid had gone into the sausage meat. So I ran all the sausages out and hopefully trying to find where my Band-Aid was, and to this day, I've never found it. Oh, no. To this day. I like that, you know, and to this day, I've never found it. Oh, no. To this day. I like that, you know, 40 years on, he's still looking for it. To this day, I'm looking for it.

Someone's eating that, Darren. So 13, 10, 60, did you find Darren's band-aid? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or. Some question. Or what did you find in your food? What did you find in the food? Maybe it was gross, like someone's bloody band-aid.

Yeah. Or, like Janabama, it was potentially illegal. Illegal. Illegal. 13, 10, 60, what did you find on the food? Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. We understand that you might have just finished breakfast.

Maybe you're eating breakfast. If you need to tune out, come back eventually. But we understand if you need to leave us because this can get gross. The original story, though, not gross, more illegal. A woman has gone viral, more than one million views on her TikTok. She took her kid, thought they would have a treat at Burger King. It's over in the States. Obviously, we know it as Hungry Jack's.

And this is what she found in her daughter's chicken fries. She got her chicken fries. Chicken fries with the side of... Do you see that? You can't say that on here. Mary Jane. There was several buds of the old devil's lettuce. I just don't understand how he's done that.

You would see it going to the fries. You're not even serving it to an adult. You give it to a kid. I know. He must have been high on the time. Maybe. He was just chilled out. He must have been high on the time. Maybe. He's just chilled out. He's like, everyone gets a bit of this. Who has since been fired. It's a tough carry to keep your job

after that, if he did. The police department have got involved and said, look, we didn't receive a report. It's not going any further. Management have taken care of it. He's done. Gary's not coming back. No, no. Sorry, Gary. You're finito. You're Burger King career. You're doneito. You're Burger King Korea. You're done.

You're done. I'm sure he's upset about it too. Absolutely. So we go to Jamie on 131060. Jamie, what did you find in your food? Good morning. Good morning. We got some bacon and egg rolls from a local bakery. This was a little while ago.

And my husband actually took a bite into his and they'd actually left the egg ring inside. The egg ring, like that thing you put on the stove to keep the egg contained, the metal thing? Yeah. Oh, my God. How were his teeth after that? He did get a little bit of a chip tooth but nothing major.

But, yeah, that definitely turned him off bacon egg rolls for a while. Yeah, that's a tough one. See, not disgusting, dangerous. Annoying. Did he go back and say, hey, there's an egg ring in my bacon egg roll? No, he was a bit too nervous to be too shy. That's a funny thing. I reckon a lot of people wouldn't go back when they find something.

Not everyone's like my mum, Daka. You remember the caterpillar in the salad story? Oh, that's right. Oh, she nearly burned that place to the ground because they went, what do you expect us to wash every leaf? Not the response you should have given. Yeah, yeah. Oops.

Emma on 131060, what did you find in your food, Emma? I have a very boisterous little boy who loves bugs. Oh, no. And I made my lunch one day and was eating it in the office at work and I got to the last bite and he had found a baby gecko and put it in a Chinese container and then put it back into the cupboard so that's the container you'd use to make your salad oh god yeah it was fried rice and I'm just in a rush was like, I'll take it to work the next day. And got to the last bite.

I was like, oh, my God. Did you take a bite of the gecko? No. I got to the bottom and I was like, what is that? What's that thing sitting there? The gecko was dead, right? It wasn't squirming around. Yeah, obviously.

It had been, like, in there for a while. Oh, no. Food and then microwave. Oh, my God. Microwave. Oh, you cooked it. You and then microwave. Oh, microwave. Oh, you cooked it. You fried gecko. Oh, no.

The essence of the gecko was through my rice. Oh, and you'd been eating that rice. Yeah. Can you ever have that rice again, like fried rice? Oh, yeah. I have it all the time. The gecko made it enhancing in flavours. Oh, Gabby, good morning to you.

Good morning. Gabs, what morning to you. Good morning. Gabs, what did you find in your food? So I had this hot chocolate, one of those, you know, from the machine. So I'm drinking and it feels like there's some cellophane on my lips. I was like, oh, what's that? I pulled it out and basically a cockroach must have got crushed through the gears and put into the hot chocolate.

Oh, no, thank you, no, thank you, no, thank you. Drinking a roach. Oh, my God. And it's one of those things at the end of the drink or the meal, like the gecko, you go, it's in me now. Yeah, yeah. It's part of me. And then you start, even though you're not sick, you start feeling sick.

It's all in your head. Oh, my God. And you start Googling it. What happens if I drink a cockroach? Some of the fines you'll get're not sick, you start feeling sick. It's all in your head. Oh, my God. I mean, you start Googling it. What happens if I drink cockroach? Some of the fines you'll get from that. Thank you, Gabby. Cara, on 131060, what did you find in your food, Cara? Hi, guys.

So about 15 years ago, I purchased a veggie burger from Hungry Jack's. And halfway through it, I've bit into it, and I've found a really slimy piece of plastic, pulled it out and it happened to be something that you use when you're having special time. No. Trying to keep it clean. Stop it. Stop it. It was not.

In the patio? Yes, it was. It was. It was not the full part of it, just the end bit that catches the fluid. Great usage of words, by the way. I know. I was warned. I was warned.

You were warned. Keep your eyes on it. 825, we're learning. Cara. Cara. Oh, my goodness. My cousin worked there, and we called them, and we were like, what is this? And they said, no, all our plastics are blue.

This definitely was not blue. And I haven't eaten Hungry Jack since to this day. No, I don't blame you. That's a revenge thing. Someone who worked there who was about to leave has put that in. Yeah, who was your mortal enemy, Kat? Oh, so I'm thinking of an attack on the house. You mean just as a piece of...

Jess and Daco. Now, you can always get involved in the show, 131060. You never need an invitation, but if we do ask you to contribute, we love to hear from you. We also have a text line, 0488881069. Text in any time. Save us in your contacts. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mel, just text in, Ducco. I once found blue plastic in my toast. My kids for months walked around singing, tip-tops the one to choke your mum, tip-tops the one. Oh, that is creative. That's good. That is creative. Because it was good on your mum, tip-tops the one to choke your mum.

To choke your mum. Oh, that's funny. That's some clever kids you've got there, Mel. That is creative. Oh, brilliant. Oh, I like that a lot. Brilliant. Text it any time.

Please do. Nuggets of gold, just like that. We do. 0488881069. I had a massive fail yesterday. Like when it was really, really hot right before the storm here, or a couple of hours before, I made myself an ice bath. Okay.

That's right. The one your mum got you for Christmas a couple years ago? Yeah, it's that one where you've got to go to the server and get about five bags of ice and put it in and fill it up, and it's a whole thing. It's a whole thing. Something's right. The one your mum got you for Christmas a couple years ago? Yeah, it's that one where you've got to go to the servo and get about five bags of ice and put it in and fill it up. It's a whole thing. It's a whole thing. Something went wrong.

A disgusting thing happened to me involving the ice bath. Okay. How much can go wrong? I know you wee-wee in baths. Yeah. You don't wee-wee in your ice bath? Too cold to wee. Yeah, yeah.

I lose sight of him. It's gone. It's internal. Where is it? That's why I do it at home. That's what it must look like when the ladies do it. Is this what it feels like? No, I didn't leave yet.

Okay, so no, not we. He left, but no, something else. Oh, hold on. Christine's calling quickly on 131060. I don't think about that. I think about food. I think Christine's talking about food. Christine, good morning.

Hello. Hello. We were talking about what you find in food. Is that what you're calling up about? Yes. What have you found? I found the Band-Aid. Hang on a minute.

Hang on. This could be Darren's. How long ago was this, Christine? It was probably when my children were younger, so probably about 10 years ago. It was a while ago. Hang on a minute. This could be it.

That could be Darren's. Was it in a sausage? It was in a sausage roll. Oh, sausage roll. Still be Darren's. Was it in a sausage? It was in a sausage roll. Oh, sausage roll. Still has Darren's DNA on it. I wouldn't be surprised. Disgusting, Christine. The band-aid didn't have blood on it or anything like that, did it, Christine?

No, it was just a band-aid sort of folded up in the sausage roll. Did you just pull it out and keep going? No, it was like it was in Franklin's back in the day. It was in Franklin's Frozen. Oh, the Frozen ones. Oh, that's coming from a factory.

Have you been able to have a sausage roll since? I wasn't eating it. It was the kids, but no. They're done. We're banned. They're banned. Party pies all the way. Thank you, Christine. Thank you, Christine.

Thank you, Christine. Thanks for joining the fun. So I got this for Christmas, two Christmases ago. It was one of those things you see on Instagram. You're like, I want that. But in reality, you've got to put this thing up. You've got to fill it up with water. And then you've got to go to the servo and get.

In winter, you can get away with three bags of ice, but normally four. But yesterday, because it was so hot, I got four bags and they started melting. I think you need like six. Wow. So you end up paying like 20-something bucks for us. Not to bring your hide into it, but you don't have that much money to submerge. No, I don't. That's the thing.

Imagine a shy guy. I often think that. Like, I'm only little. We'd have to crumple him like a piece of paper. We'd just roll him, drop him in there. Drop him in there. Bend him like origami. Put him in. I was going to say very niche Harry Potter thing. I'm with you. No, no, I'm with you. Drop him in there. Bend him like origami. Put him in.

I was going to say very niche Harry Potter thing. I'm with you. No, no, I'm with you. Come on, I love Harry Potter. When they drop Voldemort in the cold room when he's a baby. He goes. Sorry, Jess. That's just far too niche.

That would have been Shy Guy. Just naked. Take her to the pot and see. I haven't seen Harry Potter. I know you haven't. It's not for you. It's for Doug. I know. Take her to the pool and see. I haven't seen Harry Potter. It's not for you. It's for everyone else. It's the room. It's the room.

No, good. Niche, but good. Yeah, thank you. I needed to do it. My back was a bit sore. I was like, you know what? It's so hot this afternoon. I'm just going to quickly do it. You run out. You fill it up the thing. It becomes like an hour longlong mission just to get yourself in there. There's a tube where you can drain the water, and I accidentally left that from the last time I used it, left it open.

So while I was filling it up, trying to get the ice and get it changed, the water's just draining. Where are you at this point? I put it in the backyard. In the backyard. And I run and get my DTs on and whatever, and I run back around. I'm like, Jesus, it's not filling up. I break the ice on the wall.

I'm like, why is it not filling up? I'm like, Jesus, it's not filling up. I break the ice on the wall. I'm like, why is it not filling up? I'm like, oh, God, it's open. It's boring. I've just been doing this for 10 minutes, wasting so much water. Anyway, I finally got it, filled it up, chucked the ice in. It's melting so fast. Now, I was in a bit of a rush, and I was running through a backyard. We never normally go to our backyard.

It's not a big space. Our front yard's where we do all our good times. I don't know what you do in the front yard, but hang out. Doing it in the front yard? where we do all our good times. I don't know what you do in the front yard, but hang out. Just doing it in the front yard. That's what it sounds like. Spend a lot of my time is what I should have said in the front yard. Never go to the back. Okay.

Pam only does her number twos in the front yard. Oh, no. Only does her number twos in the front yard. But when over Christmas we had Morgan's parents and their two dogs plus Pam at our place, their two dogs for some reason always went to the backyard. They wanted a bit more privacy. And for some reason, I picked all those, there was like 20 poos left, but for some reason always went to the backyard. They wanted a bit more privacy. And for some reason, I picked all those poos. There was like 20 poos left.

For some reason, Pam has seen them doing that. And now I didn't know this, but she started doing it. Oh, she's found a new spot. And the backyard gets less love and attention. So it can be a bit longer than the front yard. And I'm running in. I've noticed it's leaking. I'm there like swearing at myself.

Like, come on. Get it together. You're a 33-year-old man. In my DT, like breaking ice against at myself. Like, come on, just... Get it together! You're a 33-year-old man! Yeah, in my DT, like, breaking ice against the wall, like, get this in! Your back's probably flaring up, which is what you're trying to come to.

I was bracing. I was tensing. And then I... Like, it can get a bit muddy back there and stuff, too, and I've jumped in the ice, not thought about it, not realised what I've stepped in. Oh, no. I've jumped in the ice bath, and I still haven't known, and I've sat down, submerged, all the way to just my in. Oh, no. I've jumped in the ice bath, and I still haven't known. I've sat down, submerged all the way to just my neck and my head that's out. Everything else is under.

And you're doing your breathing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Racing through it. It's cold. It was like nine degrees in there, and it's freezing. And you're like, and I can see bits of stuff floating around. That's not a chunk of ice. But it was like, it was darky brown, but I was like, it could be like mud.

You know, like it's a bit mud. I've been rushing. I'm not going to let this. And it's like floating around, like bobbing me on the shoulder, like submerging, sinking in. What, like a, like a 10 cent coin? Yeah. A little submarine. A bit bigger than that.

Yeah. It was a bit bigger than that. Maybe like a note size. A fair bit stuck to my foot. And I didn't realize until I get out of the ice bath and I stand up. And it's like in there. And I look down and I see a flattened dog poo right next to it. And there's half that dog poo there and half the dog poo is floating in the ice bath.

And I'm like, ugh. So when I make the joke that you, well, it's not a joke. You admit it to weeing in the bath when you take a relaxing spa bath. Someone's going to help us. Now we're doing poo in bath. It might not be yours. It's a new health trend. Dog poo ice bath. My skin not be yours. It's a new health trend. Dog poo ice bath.

My skin looks great. Happy Thursday, everyone. Jess and Ducko HQ just about done here. Absolutely. Another great program in the can. Always grab it on your podcast, wherever you get podcasts, or the listener. Absolutely. Make sure you do that.

The listener app was glitching yesterday, so have a little refresh. I was panicking. As was I. We're up and running again, Hayley. We heard one of the most cook stories of all time yesterday, and I wanted to go back and listen. Just kept going. Refresh. Refresh, keep going.

I think she's all right now. And we're launching in our podcast this week. We mentioned it yesterday around this time, but we're beta testing new games. That's right. So we would love your feedback. We'd love your opinion. We've landed on one that is going to appear next week. We're still in beta test for another game, another new game.

We're going to try it out with some actual... We're actually going to get some rice cookers on. But, yeah, tune in. We'd love your feedback. And if you've got any ideas, if you've seen or heard, or maybe you play something with your family. Oh, that's good. Road trip game that you thought, this would work well with Jake.

Ice Bars is a tough one on radio, but we can try it. Quick, Duggar, Ice Blythe, something blue. Oh, Sky. Yeah, he's nailed it. It's not even blue today. Oh, it's pretty black. It's a grim blue. Yeah, Ice Blythe.

But see, there's the test. Is Ice Blythe ever fun? I played it with Morgan on one of our road trips over the holiday period. I didn't think you guys were road trip car game people. Well, you get six hours into this thing. Yeah, you want to try something. And we did like ten rounds of it. Wow.

And you get really niche with it. Oh, my God. Angus is not a fan of my car games. Yeah, Ice Fight sucks, though. That's why I'm so desperate for Lucia to start talking, so someone will play games with me in the car. Someone will listen to you and play your games. Oh, I love a category game.

I like the car cricket. Car cricket, yeah. Car cricket is good. Car cricket can work, but then you need someone who can really keep score. Absolutely. I actually have to get a pen and paper for that. Yeah, you actually have to do that. Now, this is the question.

Is truck, you're out, or is truck worth six? How do you play? I can't remember, to be fair. That's the beauty of it. Everyone's got their own rules. I thought truck was worth six, because there's so many on the highway. Thank you. Angus is trying to tell me

that no, a truck is out. Is it a red car out? I can't remember what was out. Okay. I can't remember. We did a ute is out. Oh, yeah. That'd have been tough.

You get to play for a while. I mean, I drive a ute. You do. So if we'd seen you, there you go, restart. There he is. Look at that bloke getting by. Is that a gold ute?

There he goes. My mate's in Maitland. It's me mate, Ducker. That's what he does. But yeah, tomorrow, Friday. Oh, Shy Guy's diary for the first time this year. I can't wait to see how he's looked back at the week that's been. The first week of 2025.

It's so cute how excited Babs and Shy Guy get for their Thursdays when they do the diary. Babs is like, it's diary day. Because they get to get a little milkshake. They go get their milkshake and their matcha and they put their heads together. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they really um... Are you guys going to the cafe today? Well, I want to go to the cafe. Yeah, we can go.

Oh, wait, look, the chemistry is... Oh, come on, mate! It's Babs' one time a week she looks forward to. I know you secretly like it. Yeah, I do like it. But it's also probably going to rain later. But anyway. You don't have to go sit in the park. The 10 metres you're walking to the cafe. I'm going to get wet.

I might melt, you know. Hello, Wicked Witch of the West. Anyway, that's on tomorrow. Forgotten Friday Bangers, you can vote on our Instagram. Please make sure you're following us, Jess and Ducker, on Instagram. You get to decide the banger that we play on the show tomorrow. You get control of the playlist. Yeah, I can't wait.

Anything else you guys want to add? We good here? I think we're good. You happy? Yeah, really happy. Satisfied, Babs? You happy? I'm happy.

Okay. Shiger, you haven't been happy this morning ever since you didn't get one song in. You know what? You had just left the room, Jacko. I think you went to make a coffee. Babs came in after that absolute wiping of the floor. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And Babs said, what's wrong, Shiger? And he goes, I'm hungry. Oh, you're hungry. I think he had some hangry issues. Yeah, I had my cereal. You get your special K, buddy? I think he left it too long to have his bowl of special K. Oh, no.

Yeah. What time do you eat every morning? You guys always seem to vary it. It's because I was getting grabs and stuff for the first hour. Yeah, you were busy today. He was busy. I didn't have time to step away. Oh, jeez.

We need to rejig his morning so we don't get into that territory again. Lucky he finished at nine. Yeah. I do not finish at nine. That's a lie. Some of us do. Anyway, we're out here. We'll see you tomorrow.

Bye-bye. Bye. How hard is it to go, yeah, all right, I'll take my earrings out? Oh, well. How hard is it to say, yeah, all right, I'll take my butt plug out? Jess. Jess and Ducko. That was the Jess and Ducko podcast.

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