Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | It's called radio sweetie

Episode Date: June 13, 2025

Jess enlists help from the lord to find something, we play Whats The Threesome and Producer Shy Guy wraps up the week that was in his diary!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Try the cafe's new blend today. Smoother, bolder, better. Unloving it. Jess and Ducko! This is the Jess and Ducko podcast. Um, hi everyone. Welcome to the podcast. Babs just snipped scissors at Ducko. And um, do you want to get a vasectomy?

I was gonna say vasectomy. Vasectomy, yeah. No, I don't know why I did that. I um, you know, circumcision's not common these days. Do you know what? It's not. But how's this? It was a thing. I'm not circumcised.

Thanks for letting us know. I think we knew that. I think we have. Cause you're not either are you? Well you can't circumcise a python. There's not a pair of scissors big enough. Boys your age, they wouldn't be circumcised perhaps. I don't know. I don't ask them. I'm just trying to basically ask without asking

about the one that you see. Do you know the difference? Yeah. I'm just trying to make sure. I didn't know if there was a hesitation. I'm getting somewhere there. I get the link with scissors, I get that. Yeah, so I'm getting somewhere there.

So basically, boys, essentially my point is, boys don't really get it anymore. My era was the last era where some did, some didn didn't I think. Because it started obviously as a religious thing But then it became a bit of a aesthetic slash clean thing. Yeah, it's not hard to peel it back. It's clean I was gonna say just teach your kid how to wipe. My brother-in-law who has four kids three girls one boy His boy was born like four years ago Got him circumcised because he wanted him circumcised. And we're like, that's backwards slash not needed. They took him to this place.

It's like apparently like pretty dodge. When he was still an infant or just recently? No, infant. But like the hospital wouldn't do it. So like it's like- So where do you go get it done? No, it's like a legal thing. So they took it to like some dodgy place like-

Like a backyard. Sam's snippy snip. I don't know, it wasn't called that, but you know what I mean? I'm going to go get my keys cut at Mr. Minute. You do circumcisions. Yeah, the guy's like, yeah,'t called that but you know what I mean. I'm gonna go get my keys cut at Mr. Minute, you do circumcisions here. Yeah the guy's like, yeah fuck it, I could do a circumcision. I mean a skilled butcher probably could. Probably, whacked it and they got him circumcised.

I'm like he will be the only kid his age. So when he's in the locker room getting changed playing willies with the other boys. Playing willies? What are the rules of willies? There are no rules. I can make mine into a timepiece, what can you do with yours? What? It's a puppet show.

Oh, a puppet show of the paint. So when he's in the locker room, he's going to get bullied because he has a circumcised one. It's one of those things as well. Do you actually talk about that? Do you remember your dad talking about what was going on? Well, obviously my dad is, because he's from that age, that era. But like, me and my mates did. But you know what I mean? Like talking about your body and maybe, well, when you came out of the womb and didn't look like this, we've made you look like this. And comprehending what was done to you.

His mates won't even know. They'll be like, what's wrong with yours? Well that's exactly it. He'd be looking going, I don't know. Unless your brother in law sits him down and goes, well this is what it's about and this is why. He doesn't have a reason why. It's just because he thinks it's the right way because he had it. But I'm like, now? I wanted you to be like me, son. There's a chance of like infection you do it and all that sort of gear, so I don't do it. There's also no proven thing as to why people have it anymore. But he's going to grow up with mates his age and he's going to be the old one X.

He's got... I wonder if he would feel, yeah, you gypped me. Yeah, probably. And not to mention it takes off a good half centimetre to a centimetre of length. Oh, God. You know what I mean? You've gypped me double. You've double gypped me.

Oh, no. It's a weird thing, circumcision. It is. I had friends who wanted to do it for their kid but they were like unless there's something like wrong with it, medically, then no one will do it. And they called a few hospitals and a few doctors and they were like no it's not needed, why not do it? Isn't that interesting? It's like practice to like ground upon two doors. It's cosmetic now. You're always gonna find a dodgy doctor. Wow. Yeah. Or do you even need to, I mean you'd want a doctor but- I love what you're Googling on your computer.

Do you even- Where are you getting circumcised near me? Vesectomy Australia, MSI, see they're vasectomies. But that also could be if it's medically. How much does it cost? See it's cost like nearly $3000 to get a circumcision. And I doubt it's on Medicare. No, it wouldn't be anymore.

You're not swiping your card. I'm not saying that on the benefits of my health insurance. Adult circumcisions? You can't imagine getting one as an adult. That's gotta be for a medical reason. The reason you would. Yeah. Well, there you go.

Do you feel gypped? That I don't have one. Oh, sorry, are you or not? No, I'm not. Did you say no, you're not sorry? No, I'm not, I mean, it's not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got a lot of friends that aren't,

and some like, man, I'm more aren't than are, to be honest. And that's it, I was born in 91. So, yeah, yeah. Jeez. He was born in the O's. So that's going to be odd for him when he grows up. Yeah.

That's really, it's weird. Isn't it? Can we remember to circle back? I want to ask him like, when he gets older, maybe this weekend, when I see my brother-in-law, I want to ask him. Yeah, get to the bottom of it. How are you going to bring that up? I was bringing, you know, me.

Do a Babs. Just walk in with scissors and go, well, this made me think of it. Yeah Babs, you started this chat. Yeah. Well, I didn't mean to. You were just sniffing away over there. Interesting. It is an interesting one.

He's also, like his son was becoming left-handed, is left-handed. He tried to make him right. That's right. He tried to, like very traditional. I told you Lucia is showing preference for her left-handed kids. Yeah. It's interesting. I think kids these days more are doing that.

Interesting. More popping out with the left, I don't know why. I'm very interested to see what Flo does because Morgan and I are both left-handed. I know, do two lefts make a right? How does it work? Like cancel each other out. It is the less dominant gene. It is, yeah.

But you've got two of you, so did you make another lefty? It's going to be very intriguing. How will you feel? If she's right? If she's right. Give it back. You'll do the opposite of your's right? If she's right. Give her back. Oh my god. You'll do the opposite of your brother-in-law, force her to go left. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But why are you doing this? If you lost your nephew, you know, because he's trained him out of it, you bring flow over to your side. She's got blue eyes, but Morgan and I both have blue eyes, so there's a 99% chance of your child having blue eyes. There you go. If you both got blue. See, I thought brown was the dominant gene.

Yeah. My husband has blue, I'm brown, but Lucia got the blue. There you go. You both got blue. See I thought brown was the dominant gene. My husband has blue, I'm brown, but Lucia got the blue. Interesting. Interesting. I saw a chart on it about like it was a really interesting one. I wonder if I can find it. About the odds of you getting certain genetic. Does your dad, your dad has baby blues doesn't he? Yeah he's got blue. But your mom? Here we go, this is what I think this is what I saw. Your mom brown eyed girl? So parents both brown, the child's eyes 75% chance of being brown, 6% chance of blue. If you? So parents, both brown, the child's eyes, 75% chance of being brown, 6% chance of blue. If you've got one green, one brown, 50% chance of brown, 30% green. If you've got one brown, one blue, which is a 50-50. Well there you go. So it's not the dominant. Two blues make 99% of blue, so that's what we got with

with Flo. Green, you got green don't you Shy Lord? I actually don't know what that, I think Hazel. Yeah, we landed, no no, I'm Hazel, Hazel's more brown, you're more green. So green, one green, one brown, green's rarer, 37% to green, you still have a 75% chance of green, but 25 of blue. It's pretty interesting. To me, green and brown are very similar, like I can't kind of tell, unless it's like a serpent green like Voldemort, it's hard to tell.

Right. You know? But yeah, so we both obviously got blue, so she had the, she had 1% chance of being green. What colour is her hair coming out? Darker? Well, I was going to do this on air actually. Oh. I was going to do this on air.

So it's dark, she came out dark, but it's going lighter. Okay. But in the light, it goes red. It's throwing red. It's chucking red. So you've birthed a right-handed ginger. That's your worst nightmare ever. We think it is. We think she's...

She's not mine. Embryo mix up? Monash? Don't even us. No, no, no. We think she's going blonde, because Morgan's blonde. Short transition in that way. And it actually looks...

It's dark as, and then when in the light, it's kind of that light, blondy, story blonde. But Morgan's mum, Morgan's auntie, Morgan's uncle, and Morgan's granddad, all on that side, red. I thought Robyn's was dyed red. Is that red red? No, it's real red. So they're all, but then Morgan's not red, neither is her sister or her brother.

Are they all fair? They're all fair. They're all blonde. So it's like, and no red on my side. But then she's like looking, I think she's going blonde, but sometimes in the light, she'll like the side of her hair, the thin parts, like, geez, that was glistening red. Genetic anomaly.

Yeah, it's going to be interesting. What is the thin parts, like, jeez, I was glistening red. Genetic anomaly. Yeah, it's going to be interesting. What is the appropriate age to start pack-a-dying your kid's hair? I know, that's what I said. Please don't be red. You're saying that, I'd rather red on a girl than a guy. Do you know what? Yeah, Prince Harry didn't do enough.

Or Ed. Uh, people often said to me, you should shave your kid's hair really young because it almost like is, it helps it grow in thicker. Lucia's hair was always so thick and lush that I went, I'm not, I'm not doing that. Like feel gross shaving your kids hair as a baby. It doesn't feel right. Does it? I think it was a very cultural thing in some belief systems.

But if you wanted to maybe have a restart, you could shave your hair. Or die or shave it. Or die. I think it's going to be blonde. I think she's going to be like Morgan, like blonde hair, blue eyes. I think that's how she'll come out. But right now it's that transition. I like your combo, dark hair, light eyes. It's a nice combo. Thank you. It's very nice. Thank you so much. You're welcome. We'll see what she gets. I was looking at her last night being like, who are you gonna look like? What are you gonna do? What's your little personality gonna be? I know, isn't that just so fun to think about? I know, it's gonna be bizarre. It's gonna be sassy. She 100% will be sassy. That is genetic. She's gonna get that sass. Yeah, she's gonna get a bit of sass, a bit of attitude, you know. Absolutely. And that's what you want. You want a firecracker.

A little character. Look, it's hard to pair it, but you want a character. Yeah, well, Lucia's got your sass, doesn't she? Yeah, she was trying to bite my forehead at 2am this morning. It's a hard body part to bite. You've really got to open your jaw up wide and because there's not a lot of fat or flesh, she's just hitting scalp. She'd always go like the two canine teeth on the side. Yes, that's what it was. I genuinely looked at her and went this is inappropriate. Is she watching you and having to sit in bed again? And that's the thing, it's so unfair because I bite her you know and

bite her little feet so what do I expect? She bites me back. I don unfair because I bite her, you know, and bite her little feet. So what do I expect? She bites me back. I don't think I hurt her like she hurts me. Yeah, no, I've got a question for you. Okay. Just thought of. Back to circumcision? Nah, nah, whatever you've done from that. Okay.

If you had to eat someone. Oh, that I know. Where do you start? The butt, the butt, the butt. It's the juiciest. Can I cook them? They're a dead body. Can I cook them? Whatever you want. Unless they're fat, the belly could work, but the butt I'd say would be, but all the butt. It's the juiciest, that'd be more gross like meat. Can I cook them? They're a dead body. Can I cook them?

Whatever you want. If they're fat, the belly could work, but the butt I'd say would be... Butt all the calves, if you have Babs' calves, I'd probably go her calves. Yeah, slap them on the Weber. Nice honey soy. I think I'd be a pretty bad eat. You'd be sinewy. I'd be very sinewy.

You'd be tough. I'd be funny, there'd be no point. Yeah, you'd be the same. I think I'd be the tastiest. There's a lot here. A bit of juice. Notoriously would be the place. Or would the titties be good on a girl?

Titties is all fat. It's fat tissue. Deep fry that, put a bit of butter on it. Hello, popcorn. I had the best popcorn chicken the other day. Crumb the titty. Put that in a deep fry. Deep fried tit. You'd put that in a date. That's popcorn. Oh Fried tip deep

We talked about going going to heaven on this show and Jess just randomly several going to the buffet in heaven All right. Now, this is another are you done with that? Yeah You walk into heaven what's the first thing you're doing I Want to jump on some clouds like I want float around, like have a bit of fun. No gravity. I think I'll just have a wander. Yeah. That's the first thing you do, you get through the pearly gates.

I'd be like, where's all the luxuries at? Yeah. Where's my GYG? Where's my- So you're food driven too. It's like when you go to a new Westfield. A couple of Labradors over there. A couple of Labradors.

Bottomless pit. God forbid it makes me happy. Oh! So much Jesus chat. Put that in the open. God forbid it makes me happy. Um, can't you imagine the spread up there would be elite? Yeah, it would be never ending. You'd have to think. You'd have to think it would be.

And hell would be the opposite. Do you reckon the service would always be good and the food would never be undercooked? Or can they serve those? I reckon it would be exactly what you want it to be. Yeah, if the food would regenerate as soon as you eat it. So it's just like a never ending burrito. Like Homer with those burgers in that Halloween episode. In heaven, can you fill up?

See, I was about to contradict Babs there. I reckon it stops you at that perfect level. Yeah. Because I am a notorious over-eater and I have to roll out of places. Angus has to rub my belly. I reckon it would be like a, you're perfect now. Don't have any more. You're done. And then I go, I am. And is it free? Thank you. Of course it's free. How do you know? It's heaven. It's heaven. Everything's free out there. How am I earning money in heaven? What's the currency in heaven? Well, that's what I mean. Where's the classes? The hen,

the heaven yen. The classes. Is everyone in the same class? Jesus's the classes? The hen? The heaven yen? The classes. Is everyone in the same class? Alright. Is there no money? Why is your heaven so hectic? He's on the Titanic here, the Richies are up the top. He's trapping Leonardo DiCaprio at the bottom of the boat. That's what I mean.

Do you think that'd be a hierarchy? Do you go to the tier that you live in? You reckon there's like a president of heaven? I've got no hope. Is there a mayor? No, but he's like the top and there's gotta be underlings, right? Underlings? Yeah, the saints. Is there a House of Congress or whatever? Yeah, it's got to be underling like the pop like the pot there a

Is there a house of Congress or whatever? Yeah, that should be there's gotta be but everyone is good You don't need that we're all that all the gods that sit in that surely they have to meet up with hell once every couple of months just Negotiate people coming through maybe swap. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Chai guy hasn't paid his electricity bill in heaven. Yeah Yeah, let's teach him a lesson in heaven. You already made it Wow. Yeah, you, yeah, shy guy hasn't paid his electricity bill in heaven Yeah, let's teach him a lesson. Hey, have you sinned in heaven? You already made it. Wow. Yeah, you're in there. Does sin exist? Do you get demoted? I like to think that there's some there's some naughty people in heaven. Everyone just Ned Flandersing. Do you reckon you can um, you slip through? I reckon you can slip through the cracks. I think Gio Deve, if my Gio Deve is to be believed, he loves a bit of a good time

You know what I mean? I mean, he invented the good time. He literally made Adam and Eve watch them fuck. He made a porno. He was the first porn director. That's exactly it. He was. He was. And he just watched Adam and Eve. He made his own movies.

You know porn actually gave us so many things? It invented high definition video. And video streaming. What do you mean video streaming? Without the porn industry, there'd be no YouTube, there'd be no TikTok. Because they invented the technology that allowed streaming video over the internet. As in live porn streaming? Were you the first one to sign up for those? Those HD porn ones?

Live? No, well live and recorded record. Oh, just video. They pioneered the streaming video. Wow. That's a big call. How do you know so much about the porn industry? It's trivia facts. No, you've brought up, that's the second time he's brought up porn this week.

I know. Or something like that. Off the back of Gojcha. I brought it up again last week. It was in Gojcha. You okay over there? The Beyblade website competition made us enter in our age and I said that's like when you enter a porn site.

Have you? No. Oh, come on. Wait, do you buy comics now? Come on. Yeah, what was the point? I thought maybe, I thought because he's just knowing so much. He's got on the brain.

I have picked the about section on porn sites just to read and then I looked at the careers tab once. Are you that bored? Sometimes. Sorry, what's the? No, I was finished and I was like, well, let's just see. Oh, gosh. Finished jerking off.

That is odd. Let's just see what else is in it. Yes. Surely you have. You're in a good mood tonight. I saw the careers tab. You have. Well, you have.

What are the careers actors? No, no, careers like, I don't know, engineers. Yeah, yeah. For- It's a huge industry. Yeah, it was actually like 90 jobs going at Pornhub. I was like, I wonder if there's any that I could finish. Do you know what a shy guy would be? 100% it would be. What shy- I was like I wonder if there's any that I could

Met of marketing for I like Canada or something what shy guy brought up before off air was how sad it is You know the projects been called a hundred jobs are gone. Yeah, that is so you're telling me 90 are available Also, I think said nine hours. I'm pretty much every most of them Pretty good, okay. All right shy guy Which I own pretty much everyone. Most of the pay would be at Jack's people. That's what I wanna know. Probably pretty good. Okay, alright. Shy Guy. Put your body on the line for the show. Enter, apply. Yeah, apply for a job at Pornhub.

And just see, at Pornhub. What if he gets it though and it's like triple the money, he's like, guys I'm leaving. And we're like, aw, hang on. Hey man, if it's triple the money, aw, I don't think we can compete with that. Could you imagine Shy Guy as a continuity director on a peon set? I'd be a great continuity director because nothing annoys me more in movies than when the phone is upside down. Or the lock screen is open when they're supposed to be on a call. I'm like dude I know you're not on a call right now. Have you watched a couple of porn movies in their entirety and you've gone, no I'm picking holes in Debbie Does Dallas. It's not right.

Debbie, Debbie. Turn your phone upside down. He was squeezing your titty with all fingers, not just four. And then the next scene it was the left tit anyway. I could see you doing it. I'd be a great continuity person. I hated the continuity person on any set I was on. I just want to see, I just want to see if you could get through and then we've got questions. We could do one of those things, you know the inspired employee does it all the time, when he does his zoom interview, you and me are in his ear. And we could do one of those things, you know, the inspired and employed does it all the time when he does his zoom interview You and me are in his ear. Yeah, we could do that. Yes, that would be fun

And then the next day fabs applies and we could do a first. That would be so fun Just been flagged again Mate you are getting out of hand. Are you not telling me you think he's had a bloody come on Eileen sesh? I haven't I'm feeling what you're putting down. Or this topic has just inspired him. Yeah, you've been a recent, man. Yeah. Why did you want to know about if I was gonna eat someone body part with Stingle?

I just had a random thought based on the food chat. Sure. What a journey this has been. The podcast tops this week. They've just been out there, haven't they? I apologise. They've been very well-run, I'm sure. That's what these are for.

Yeah, just, you know, get your thoughts out. You can skip ahead if you want. I wouldn't. Nah, it's well in the shot. Oh no, no, do not. That's what these are for. Yeah, just, you know, get your thoughts out. Enjoy. You can skip ahead if you want. I wouldn't. Nah, don't. It's bad for the analytics. Welcome to Friday Teen. Ooh, spooky.

Oh, Friday the 13th. Friday the 13th. Yeah, we do love a good Friday the 13th. Ooh. You know, I was born on Friday the 13th. That's right. I mean, in September. Yeah.

But, you know, I was born on Friday the 13th. Yeah. I was born on Friday the 13th. Yeah. I was born on Friday the 13th. I was born on Friday the 13th. I was born on Friday the 13th. I was born on Friday the 13th. I was born on Friday the 13th. I was born good Friday the 13th. Ooh. You know, I was born on Friday the 13th. That's right. I mean, in September.

Yeah. But didn't you say your mom was offered by her doctor, hey, do you wanna hold him in? Yeah, you wanna do a good Friday the 13th? Try and go the 14th, or do you wanna try and get him out the 12th? And she went, you know, he'll come when he come. Correct.

He'll be coming round the mountain when he comes. Yes, but no, she said, it's fine. It's fine. Do you feel spooky on the 13th? No, no, not really. Is that just a Hollywood thing? Friday the 13th? Because the movies. Yeah, what's the Genesis? Friday the 13th in October, yeah? Is that when it's meant to be? Do you know what? I don't actually know. That's a good question. Is it only one Friday the 13th that is spooky? Halloween month or any Friday the 13th? It's because people typically associate the number 13 with supernatural things and also bad luck was traditionally on a Friday in old days.

Wow. So they didn't have those positive Friday vibes. What a shift. What a PR spin for Friday as a whole in the modern era. Now we love Fridays, whereas back in the day, bad things will happen. Death day. Now Fridays are a great day. Exactly. You can't get enough of Fridays. You'd say, pretty sure they don't have level 13. Yes. They don't have level 13 elevators and some apartment buildings, even in Australia, don't have level 13. I think hotels.

Yeah, they skip 13. They skip 13. I used to live on level 13 in our old apartment building. People used to be like, oh, you live on 13? This is years ago. And I was like, oh, I didn't think about it like that. Yeah. Isn't it funny?

You not aware of it, not caring, whereas some people go, I could never. Well, the fact that they don't have an entire floor on a hotel for some like spooky tradition. I know, imagine building that. They just go 12, 14. It's the 14th floor is technically the 13th level, but they rebrand it. It also makes them look taller as well. Yeah. So on my view, old school elevators is just no number 13.

Correct. Because technically you're not stopping on level 13, even though structurally you are even, um, 666 in like big complexes you won't find 666 of a hotel room or hilarious those big resorts that have thousand the thousand rooms that's going to be going back to it like a biblical thing it's got to be like the Salem witch trials and all that stuff right yeah it has to be i can't believe friday was considered the bad day the bad luck juju day reckon that's because everyone used to love Mondays back then though? Like they just worked hard.

I was going to say, did they even have a weekend? Oh, possibly not. You know, were they going to the clubs come Saturday night? Yeah, true. I think it was just Monday to Sunday. Grinding. That was just grinding. You know, they were trying to...

Imagine that, by the fifth day, if you didn't have the weekend in sight, the fifth day would be the worst day. It would be. You could probably get through four before you go didn't have the weekend in sight, the fifth day would be the worst day. It would be. You could probably get through four before you go, I'm done. There's no end in sight. If you're simmering for gold every day, Absolutely.

And people are dying of sepsis all around you, 100%. And getting shot. You can't get a, you know, fresh piece of fruit. Ugh. You would think Friday was a bad day. Friday's a horrible day. But not now. Not now. Now we have a whole concert named after it. Yeah, bad day. Friday was a horrible day. But not now!

Not now. Now we have a whole concert named after it. Yeah, we do. Friday's Life. Friday's Life. More tickets on that Friday's Life coming up as well on our show, but also on this very station next week, I believe. Yes, yes.

Which is exciting. Very good. I'll read the emails. Good on you. Thank you so much. I stop as soon as it says, after Jessi, ah, I'm out. I'm done. I can't soon as it says, after Jess, ah, I'm out. I'm done. I can't take up Brain Space with that information.

Our boss actually was, well, yes, I was speaking to him. And he's like, I can't say, what, what the, we're away for something major that's happening. Cause we're on the holiday break. He's like, oh, you guys are away again for this big thing. Remember last time you were away for the announcer Fridays live? Like, and I was like, were we?

Jeez. Did we have the day off or was it when? We're on holidays. Was it Easter? Pardon me, who decided to tell everyone about Mariah over Easter? I don't make the survey dates. I just roll in and take them off. Exactly.

Anyway, we're away from something big. I'll tell you, I'll pay. Oh, please do. I did have a good lull about it. It's nothing about the Pope, is it? No. We didn't miss his inauguration. We've had that.

I would come back if it was anything to do. I thought you would. For me and old Leo. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, I'd come back. Anyway, Shaga knows- Take it up with the diary people, Jason. I think Shaga knows what I'm talking about, don't you, Shaga?

I think I do. Yeah, yeah. Do you want to come back in Shaga? Unfortunately, Ducko and I will genuinely be across oceans. Yeah. But you're staying local. Nothing is worth returning on holidays. I am, oh. Out of Office is on, don't talk to me.

See you later. Will Babs be on holidays too? She's with me. Oh, she's going to Italy with you. She's going best-ofs from Italy with you. She's earning bank while she comes nanny. Babs can still earn remote. Where are we at with that?

Are you going Babs? What are you up to? Is the ball in my court? Thinking. Yeah, the ball's in your court. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, I think we came to a loggerheads about her wanting me to pay for four

concerts while we're over there. Yeah. Speaking of concerts, she was just at, um, Spacey Jane last night at a concert. That's right. So Babs is a bit hungover. Contrary to popular belief, not a solo lady artist, actually a boy band Spacey Jane. Four dudes. How were they Babs? They were really good.

Yeah. It was a good night. So how many drinks did you have? Only a couple. Yeah. What's your drink of choice? Did I say what I'm trying to get into a pub after 12? I was home by 10.30.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you, oh no, I won't ask that question. What did you bang after? No, I wasn't gonna ask that. That's not what we were gonna ask. What's your drink of choice while you're rocking out to a bit of space? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I wasn't gonna ask that. That's not what we were gonna ask. What's your drink of choice while you're rocking out to a bit of space? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I was having vodka lemonade and then changed to hard, what are they, hard solos?

Hard solos, god aren't they the flavour of them all? Hard solos are good, vodka lemonade's a bit rogue. I don't know if I like that mix. Is the lemonade just a Schweppes or is it a 7-Up or a Mountain Dew? Yeah. Sprite. I just got whatever I got from Aldi. In the opening, oh yeah, yuck. Oh from Aldi from Aldi this is pre drinks. This is not at the gig. Yeah not at the gig. When you're at the gig you had flask yeah. No actually I didn't know. I only had like one drink there. Babs is the reason all these late night venues are struggling. Stop trying to what? Preloading. I said stop trying to understand me. We're just trying to get on your level. I know. Like how do you dance if you're at a gig, can you stand up now and just show us how you dance at Spacey J? You'd better ask her if they banged. She'll never dance in front of you.

Okay, did you bang? No. Okay. Oh, I didn't get you in the mood. Alright. Spacey J, not good love making music. Is that what I'm hearing? I would have thought.

It's on my playlist. You're a big Spacey guy from way back. Huge. Anyway, big show team. Alfbox your chance at 10k coming up 6.38. We've got Friday, Bangers. Not too late to go and vote. Last I checked, it was kind of close. I was going to say last I checked, it was the last. I haven't checked for a while. But also what hope did anyone else have? Yeah, I mean, it's Shannon Noll. Did Babs shotgun? It's What About Me. Who's What About Me? Yeah, it's the Shannon Noll week. To be honest, I can't remember which Noll song I did. You got the drugs. Yeah, I got the loss.

And then Babs had the text. Were you pooing or something? Cause you're usually pretty good quick on the text. But you were. No, I was giving, I was giving our news reader an inspection of my car and helping him reverse park it. So he wants to buy one and also to get upstairs and all these texts have come in. Did Babs elicit Dave's help to distract you? Well she shotgun, what about me? The best was when I go, oh the good ones been taken. Babs was like, that's still a good song. Yeah look, drive is in it.

But what about me has run away. You and I are neck and neck. Hey up next, Forgotten Friday Bangers. No, no dumb thought. Sorry, that's not gone forgot. Yeah, no dumb thought. Sorry, sorry. That's not called forgotten. Yeah, no dumb thought. 13, 10, 60. Yeah, that's what I meant. Get involved.

We'd love to have your dumb thoughts on the end. I'm going to keep saying forgotten bangers till I die. I know. It was great, Brandy. We can just keep calling it forgotten bangers. It doesn't really matter. You know what I mean? No, it was a whole meeting.

It was a whole thing. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. Lady Gaga. Pretty bad. Like, you know, she's like, I'm going to go to the bathroom. Jess and Ducko. Lady Gaga. Pretty bad. Like, you know, she's asking. No, you lie.

Because on the date she's coming to Oz, you got tickets to Kendrick. Is she coming the same time? Same time. In Melbourne on the same date as Kendrick. It'll be a busy musical time. That is. In December. Ricky Martin's in town, Ducko. I know you're excited for him. Imagine the Ricky show while Kendrick and Lady musical time in December. Ricky Martin's in town, ducko.

I know you're excited for him. Imagine the Ricky show while Kendrick and Lady Gaga are in town. There's two people. Mum and I are going to Ricky the week after. You should go instead. You should just rock up. I would rather have a bath with a toaster than go watch Ricky Martin live. Live in Lovita Loca live.

I've seen it twice now and we're going again for a third. There's no such thing as a dumb thought. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. He's quickly staying on Ricky but he did a slow she bangs. That sucked. Yeah, I bet. You got a dumb thought for me, brother? I got some dumb thoughts.

I needed to get that off my chest. 13 10 6 so you can text the text line 048888106 if you've ever got one. We've got Great Call of Fame, 500 to spend with our mates at Anaconda. Imagine you chip in now with a little thought that's been wiggling away in your brain. Yep. You could pay less to play more. My good, my dumb thought is actually probably gonna need some help from Babs. Because I feel like if anyone's tried this or done this, it's her.

God, we've leant on Babs this week. Haven't we just? Haven't we just? Time to step up Babs. Old spacey Babs. That wasn't my best. No it's alright. You tried. You got a swing. What did MJ say? You missed 100% of the shots. So true. Hey Babs this one's for you because I was thinking about crying. Um. Do you think it's possible- Were you listening to Ricky Martin? Yeah, obviously. Can you cry underwater? Like have you ever tried actually going underwater and trying to cry? Or just been you know stubbed your toes? She's tried it! She has! She has! Does that not mean if you're crying in the shower? Well no, but like I mean submerged under full water. Not like a bit of, you've obviously cried in the shower.

Who hasn't? Yeah, who hasn't had a good shower cry? That's true. That's a good place to cry. But I mean, in a pool, in a body of water. Are you questioning the logistics of water leaving your eyes? Yeah, and you couldn't open your eyes, or you could I suppose, it would hurt, but the water leaving your eyes while you're in water.

Chlorine sting might actually help the crying. Do you reckon you could perhaps have ever tried crying under a body of water? No I haven't and I just googled it and it says yes you can. I guess your tear ducts wouldn't be shut off. Do you know you're crying though? Yeah and does the body of water know you're crying? Like is it pointless crying underwater? You know how in some pools if you pee that dye or that chemical turns blue So everyone knows you're peeing in the pool. Is that real? I don't know if I just saw that in a movie. Yeah, yeah I see that grown-ups. Yeah, yeah Maybe I saw it in grown-ups. But anyway, I like that. But does tears would tears have the same chemical effect a bodily fluid?

I'm not pissing. I'm just sobbing yeah like that interesting good one I want to try it though like I want to get next time I'm talking to pull try make myself cry you submerge yourself in the bath I could and just try and cry it's a bit chilly for a bath it is isn't it oh I mean for a pool sorry for a pool yeah so why don't you try a bath yeah cuz I'd be harder don't put the Epsom salts in cuz I'd had hurt oh with that sting I think I'd see I wouldn't I'd sting your eyes. I'm not an eyes-open underwater guy.

Fair. I don't like it. And if you had goggles on? Oh, that's a new way goggles when you're trying to cry underwater. But then it pools. Get humid. Well, I mean first... Get foggy. I don't cry enough to be able to do it, so perhaps if you could try this,

I would appreciate it very much for the 10. Do you own goggles? She's on the phone. Someone's coming through. She's on the phone to Dave. It's more important. We'll circle back. Ducco. Yep. Are baked beans baked? They're kind of raw aren't they? That to me is a Borlotti bean the same as I would open out of a can. You know I'm a big bean fan. Yeah. And I bought Borlotti beans the other day to put in my salad Try need a can of beans a day for longevity or but they kind of spilled out a bit I was too vicious with my ring pull. Yeah, I went that's a baked bean

Covered in sauce. That's what it is. It's a bean covered in sauce And then you put it in the oven or the stove. Sorry the stove I did microwave the few times that I've had baked beans. Yeah yeah. They're not baked. I don't think that's baked. There can't be anything that's baked about it. It's just the bean with sauce on it.

That's right. I'd even argue the sauce isn't cooked. Not that I know, but it feels like just a... Yeah, it feels pretty raw doesn't it? It feels just like a ketchup-y, like a liquid. Baked beans are great, like they're disgusting, but they don't taste bad. It's funny isn't it? Don't you think there's a time and place for a baked bean?

Yeah, camping. Yes! And a Heinz Chalky Soup. How do you do toast when you're camping though? Because I need my baked beans on toast. On a fire, on a pan. Yeah, you can do it, you can do it on the fire. You're so rustic, a trucker.

You put a little bread, oh that's shy. He should go on that show alone. Have you seen, he's got a hot dad, that's probably how his dad taught him how to do it. Taught him how to live in the wilderness. That's how they spent their summers. Yeah, just a couple of dudes shirtless making s'mores. What do we call him? Shy dad? Hot shy dad? He needs something better.

Dad guy. That's it. Hey, we've got Dave on the line on 13 10 60. Good morning to you, Dave. G'day guys, how are ya? Couldn't be better. Dave, you called through when we were talking about crying underwater. Did you have a take on that?

No, I just had a dumb thought, you know? I was thinking the other day, and like, so hey, if olive oil comes from olives, sunflower oil comes from sunflowers, where does baby oil come from? I feel like Dave got one of those 100 dad jokes for dads. That's a good one. That's a good one. You're absolutely right. What's the difference between something that's made from something

and something that's for something? Having a baby right now, Dave. They don't make oil. They make a lot of poo and wee. They don't make oil. That's right. You know? So do you use baby oil on flow? Nah. I don't think so. Nah. Not on off. Yeah what do you... No. Why is it called baby oil? I use baby oil for me and Angus. In the boudoir? Yeah. What is... Just the... Sleep again. Really? You're not just the... Is it better for you? You know, with the massage for the... Oh yeah. You know, that's what you use baby oil for.

Is that... Yeah, what? Do baby well, is baby oil Dave used on babies? I'd say so, like, yeah, like, you'd probably be able to tell me more than that, don't you, or Jess, I'm sure Jess would, yeah. Yeah, I think it is. I'm pretty sure we bought baby oil not for the babies. It didn't use it.

So it's primarily used to moisturise skin, remove makeup, and even aid in tasks like shaving or removing the wax. Not for the baby. It says it's primarily used to moisturise skin, remove makeup and even aid in tasks like shaving or removing the wax. Maybe it's called- Inference shouldn't have makeup or shaving. That's a quote from Johnson and Johnson. No, maybe it's called baby oil because their skin's so smooth. Oh, it's marketing.

So it's marketing. As smooth as a baby's bum. Exactly right. I hate that phrase by the way. Yeah. Smooth as a baby's bum. I don't wanna- How smooth though?

Have you seen one? Yeah, but I would argue that's the- all of my kit is the same smoothness. Yeah. You know what I mean? But the bum... And that bum is often exposed to the poos in the wings. Oh I do you say. It's getting it's getting... But I guess they get smooth as a baby's shoulder. Yeah it's a little weird. Baby's elbow doesn't work. Baby's elbow feels weird. Anyway good food for thought Dave. Dave you've given us a lot to think about. Thank you Dave we appreciate that for this Friday. To be honest I've never really thought about sunflower oil. No, where does that come from? Like ground up sunflowers. Yeah.

Or sunflower seeds. It's like almond milk. How are they milking those almonds? Aww. Babs is out there rolling her eyes. My mum got an almond milk latte while she was up here, and the lady went, we're now using this almond milk. That comes cold?

You know how almond milk milk you buy it off the shelf yeah then maybe you'd refrigerate it where she's like no this is cold pressed I went how much can you do to it enough yeah and why does this one need more where is this coming from where's this coming from because they trade the nuts better oh you gotta be treating your nuts well that's it preach a shaka preach anything to add? You don't need to add the Dumfoo or just... No. Just look after your nuts. Ginny has DM'd us on the socials, Ducco. I don't see too many Ginny's outside Harry Potter.

I wonder if she's Virginia. Ah. Netflix batted up Ginny and Georgia. Have you heard of that TV show? No. Do you think the trending and top 10 shows, it's all bull crap? 100%. It's just what they're trying to spin to you.

Couldn't agree more. So I got batted up Ginny and George. I'm like, that show's been around for ages. Why is it trending now? Yeah, see, mine wasn't, Ginny and George wasn't trending on mine. Is it because I just watched Sirens? You've now given me another like all female cast sitcom-y sort of show. But anyway, the Ginny of that, Virginia.

So that's the only thing I can think of. Thank you Babs. But anyway, Ginny, Virginia. Babs has a microphone hat. She does. As much, are we not making you feel comfortable in interjecting? I just don't want to interrupt. Ah, you can.

Cause if you interrupt, we'll stop. Find a gap, babe. Yeah. Cause your contributions- It's trending cause a new season just came out. Oh, do you watch it? Oh, I haven't watched the new season, but yes, I have seen season one. I didn't.

I wasn't loving it, but I didn't get past episode one. Should I persevere? It's a bit cringy, but you kind of hate watching it. It's fun. 100%. Well, this Ginny, not cringy at all. I am a little disappointed. She DM'd us during that segment, Ducko, and said, not sure if we're sharing random dumb

thoughts. Yeah, always. Of course we are. That's what we do. 13 10 60 get involved on the phone or DM like you have Ginny. She said, and it's something we have discussed before, Ducco, I often wonder who was the first person to see a cow and decide they would consume whatever they squeezed out of the downstairs sack. Yeah, I know. It's weird, isn't it? We've talked about this for oysters and other sea creatures. Who looked at a tiny octopus and went, I am going to fry you up. I am going to eat you. Who would want that?

Who would want that? You showed me a picture of hops, which is used to make beer yesterday. I've never seen one on the tree. Who looked at that and went, that'll help me make my beer heady. Just whatever hops does. Is that what hops does? That'll get the head me make my beer heady. Just whatever Hopps does. Is that what Hopps does?

That'll get the headiness in my beer. Is that what Hopps does? I think it's just in the beer. What gives it the head? I don't know what gives it the head. Is that the yeast? Could be the pouring from the tap. Oh it's just the method? Yeah yeah yeah could be. It's not ingredients. Could be. It's the yeast. Ah it's the yeast. It is the yeast. Okay. And what does the Hopps do? Something about residues. Sure. But anyway yeah. That is a good point. It's the yeast. Ah, it's the yeast! It is the yeast! And what does the hops do? Something about residue. Sure. But anyway, yeah. That is a good point.

It's a great one, Ginny. It's a good one, Ginny. Oh my god. Who just sees a cow and goes, I'm going to milk that and then I'm going to drink that. That white liquid, I will put that in my cup of tea. It's like who sees what bees put down and go, jeez that yellow stuff that these things that bite me make would be delicious. Would be great on toast.

Yeah. Absolutely. Wild scenes. Wild scenes. Thank you Ginny. You can always share. Anytime you want. Please don't ever doubt yourself. Let's play Alpha Marks though. 13, 10, 60 shall we? I'd love to. Shaggy and Babs want to move on so we must. You're not happy with Ginny's contribution. That's great. Very rude. We welcome a contribution all the time. Tell your face that. 30 seconds dance, 10 questions all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer, cannot use the same answer twice and if you're unsure of the question, say pass, we'll come back at this time.

They're the rules of engagement. Our player today is Erin. Hello Erin. Hey how are you? Erin, couldn't be better doll. We have got $10,000 to give you on this spooky Friday the 13th. Are you up for the challenge? I sure am. Very good. How do you normally go with the game Erin? Um, okay I guess but I'm 38 weeks pregnant so let's hope my baby brain doesn't fail me today. Okay. So hopefully your water doesn't break.

I mean you could go anytime Erin. Yeah, any moment. Yeah. If you win $10,000 the excitement might bring on. Keep us on the phone if you do it mate, great radio. Fingers crossed. Yeah exactly. I'd love to hear the splash.

Yeah. Is this your first Erin? This is my second. Okay, well, jeez, we could be on here. This is exciting! Here we go. Now, Erin, were you listening this time yesterday by any chance? Um, I was. I listen every morning.

Okay, well, there was a mix-up with our sheets and Ducco actually said the letter because he had today's quiz in his hot little hand. Did you catch that by any chance? It was very quick. No, I didn't. That's okay. It's the it's D. D for ducko.

Perfect. That's a good letter. Great letter Erin. Solid. Yep. You ready Erin? I am. Let's go.

Your time. We'll start after the first question. Starting with the letter D. We need you to name a female singer. Delta Goodrum. A dog breed. Dachshund. An instrument. Drum. A Steve Carell movie. Pass. A country. Pass. A clothing item. Dress. Something that flies. A drone.

A boy's name. David. Something you'd find in a shed. Pass. A TV show. God, she was out the gates very fast. You were. You were out the gates for the first three pretty quick. You got yourself six.

The last time you thought about Delta, good one, Darko. And drone for something that flies is good. Very clever. Because you think duck or dove or something but drone. Absolutely. Look Erin, you got six. Steve Carell movie, that's a tough one. Despicable Me, Date Night, Dinner for Schmucks is up there.

Country could have been Denmark. Something you find in the shed could have been a drill. A TV show, there's Dexter, Doctor Who, Daria. Oh my god, I loved Daria. Erin, valiant effort though, girlfriend. You did very well. Thank you. And you don't go away empty handed.

No way, you got a hundred bucks to spend online with our mates, Eco Down Under. So look, it's not 10k but it is some beautiful new bedding. Hey, maybe even for Bub as well. Check out their website. Exactly. Thank you guys. Thanks for playing, thanks for listening every day, Erin. Appreciate you. All good, thank you. I just said bub. Yeah that's weird. I never say bub.

Yeah that's an odd word from you. I... Yeah what is bub? I don't. You know when like boyfriends and girlfriends call each other bub? Yeah. Anyway, on ya Aaron. Jess and Zucko. What is the most boring sport? To spectate or to even play? Yeah, oh yeah. If you are a participant and even you can go, geez, if I'm on the bench. This sucks.

Or if I'm fielding, because my nomination does involve fielding. I bet it does. Maybe there is, you've got insider perspective and you've got a take on that. What is the most boring sport? We go to America for this one, Ducco. One of their great pastimes, the game of baseball.

Americans are very good at long, long sports. So baseball, NFL, basketball, even the NBA games go forever. My God, they sit there and they drink and they have their hot dog. But yes, they're very passionate. If all the movies are to be believed, I don't really watch American sport on TV, but the movies I've watched, they all care and they are locked in for two to three hours. Sometimes NFL can be four. God damn, is that because of all the stoppages and time out?

In like a three and a half hour game of NFL, sometimes there can only be like 30 minutes or 20 minutes of actual game play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's ridiculous. Jesus. Fair enough if you want to bat that up as an option. Yeah. We're talking about this because some footage is going viral of a Mets game, Ducker. Obviously one of the biggies over in the States, you would have heard of the Mets, and they're taking on the Dodgers.

All right. LA Dodgers. Now I'm going to read this word for word, all right? I don't want to butcher it. Okay. Thanks to a pair of Pete Alonso homers, the vibes in the dugout were high. Now I think I can translate, translate that too. One of the Mets players was doing really good.

Yeah. That his teammates on the bench were sort of like, it's party time. Yeah. Almost like this is in the bag. We don't have to pay attention to our own game. Yeah. And there's a camera trained on a bunch of players. There's about five of them in the dugout on the bench flipping a bottle like flipping a Mount Franklin doing the bottle flip challenge.

Always gets people going. Clearly this game was either just done and dusted or so boring. Not only is the camera on these guys, but the commentators also stop commentating the game and start commentating the bottle flipping. It was funny how the second Alonzo home run kind of took all the starch out of this game. There was a point happening before where the Dodgers had the tying run in the batter's box. Yeah.

Oh yes! We have a winner! I told you Juan Soto! Who else? That exclamation was not a home run. That was one of the players, Juan Soto, nailing the bottle flip. They got excited about the bottle flip actually happening. The video goes for about three minutes and everyone who fumbles it I don't know those other players names. They're like, oh no, he couldn't do it. Oh, we'll quickly check in on the game

No, nothing interesting back to the bottle flip Oh this bloke's now trying it and Wansoto then runs through the dugout and one of the commentators saying ah That's why they pay me the big bucks because I can nail a bottle flip Yeah, I've just never seen players mid game, Ducco, obviously get side tracked enough to look for their own entertainment. In a game like baseball and cricket where you're going into bat and you have a long periods where you're not even on the field, surely happens. Like I don't know enough about baseball's inner workings of the game to find it

interesting. Yep. I'm not a baseball fan. It's funny. I've been at a baseball game in Canada. We went and saw the Blue Jays and the atmosphere in the stadium, maybe because I was a tourist, was so awesome because every time they hit, it doesn't have to be a home run, they play music through the stadium. They do it well. They've got those those old school like hot dog, who wants a hot dog? So the vibe was high as a spectator. He's putting my kids through college.

So the vibe was high as a spectator. He's putting my kids through college. Was that niche? No, no, don't sting yourself. Is that spot on? I'm going to pay that. Well done, Ducko. That's not niche at all. That's the perfect reference.

Simpsons man. Done it again. There's a quote for everything. There is. But yeah, baseball might be up there as one of the most boring sports. If these players are to be believed. I'm not a huge baseball fan, but for me, um, I got a couple. I love sport.

I can watch most sports. Olympic walking can get in the bin. Someone did comment Olympic walking. Olympic walking is boring. Because when we talk about long events. I mean, don't get me wrong. It's hard. Like there's respect for what they're doing.

It's so bad for your body. But we're not questioning skill level. We're questioning the fun of being the spectator. Yes. Archery is another one where I just don't like it. See I reckon the jeopardy of archery is like darts. I really quite enjoy. I enjoy darts but archery for me I'm like, maybe it's because I can play darts myself or as archery I'm not. Fair enough. For me, and I did bury the lead there, it's got to be cricket. If Richie, my daughter, grows up and wants to play cricket over Saturday, I just don't know if one, I can allow it or two, if I could be the supportive mum who does get the

deck chair and sit there with a blanket over my knees. Cricket's funny because it creates really good to watch at a top level, like the Australian team, the tests, whatever the ashes, but for a junior level. But don't those ones go for five days? Oh, it's the integrity of the game. Are you joking? It's like, I'm sure a lot of people will be out there saying golf. You know what? And golf championships go for four days.

But most of the comments, Duggo, golf, golf, golf. And they might be saying even to play, let alone to spectate. Dube's has said surfing. That's controversial because that's such a... So exciting. I don't know. And it's so athletic and there's... It's different to watch.

I guess any sport you need binoculars if you're on the shore. Maybe that adds an element of boredom. Bowls can be boring to watch, but it's excellent to play. Bowls is great fun to play. I see. My hand-eye coordination's not good enough to enjoy a game of bowls. Someone has said horse dressage.

Oh, yeah, actually, I didn't even think about horse riding. Clip-clop, clip-clop. Oh, yes. Who was this person? Daryl. Yeah. He's not a fan of horse dressage. The show jumping's good, but the dressage, where they go around the square ring or whatever, and they just, oh, that is boring.

But I'd love to hear from parents, I guess, as you kid start in a sport, and you you go this is the worst. Soccer man. Soccer. We've got some soccer players in the Harper side of the family who were really good. I'm like oh no what if she gets those skills. Soccer jeans. Oh my god boring. Do you like any sports though? To watch? Yeah. Hey man I walked past my local netball courts the other day and it was like, I don't know, senior girls. Because it moves fast and the court is small, that I found I actually was interested. Right. Basketball, I don't mind.

Basketball's fun. Again, watching. Basketball's universal. I don't know the rules, but I don't mind watching. Tennis? What a snore. Oh, you don't like tennis? Nah, I'm a bit... I love watching tennis.

Yeah, I don't like any sport where they tell you to shush. Like how boring? You can't like get excited? Not that I would. Yeah, yeah, you're asleep anyway. If I ever saw Serena Williams play, maybe I'd eat my words but... Tennis is impressive when you see them live. It's very impressive. When you see the elite players play.

I worry about the future and being a bored spectator. Okay. So what's your nomination? What's your worst sport? What's the worst sport? Chyra, did you have one before we get to... Nah, because we might not have any left. Okay.

We've run it off the top of our heads. I get it, Nah, cause we might not have any left. Okay. We've run out of water. I get it. I get it. Jess and Daco. I had to eat a little bit of humble pie recently. Go crawling back to my mother after I've spent, look, many years, but certainly recent weeks and days making fun of her for something. I've told you and you know, int intimately my mum's affinity for one particular

saint, Saint Anthony. Now for anyone who wasn't raised Catholic or who doesn't know Saint Anthony is the patron saint hasn't he? And that's why I say I had to eat humble pie because I make a lot of fun of her for really picking this saint as her guy even though he's the patron saint of lost things, she uses him for everything. For guidance, for wisdom, and yeah, to help her find her glasses when she has misplaced them. We've brought it up a few times. You sent her a trivia question when it came up for you as well. The positive association with Lisa Fugio. About a week ago, I misplaced some microphones I bought. I bought myself some Lapel mics, you know, for some content creation.

I don't know what I've done with them. They were in a bag that I took shopping one day and disappeared into thin air. Do you normally lose things? Not really. Like my house isn't that big. Yeah, I've got a, you know, sticky-fingered toddler, but if she puts things in the washing basket, I find them. You know what I mean?

It's not like they go walk about. I'm pretty good with car keys, things like that. I cannot find these mics. I've torn the house apart. And I went, Angus can't find them. I've enlisted help, the other adult in the house, and I went- So they're gone. These things are gone. They are gone. New mics too.

New! I didn't even take them out of the freaking box. Oh no. So I messaged my mum. Oh no. I said, Mum, at my wits end. Not cheap these things either, Ducco. No, I bet they're not. Ma, I need a favour.

Can you put in a good word with the big man upstairs? Boogie boogie boogie. And she said what what's wrong what have you lost what's happened? I said I've lost these specifically these lapel mics. Surely she did not. So she said of course honey. I'll put one in. I'll check out me boy. I'll chat to my boy tonight but she said wouldn't hurt if you prayed too. So last night, ducko, I found myself on my knees. Over your bed? On my, on the, on the foot, at the foot of my bed, old school baby, old school.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did the sign of the cross. Yeah. And I looked up to the heavens. Did you have your eyes open or closed? I had them open. Interesting. And I literally started out loud with, hey, Anthony.

I know I've been giving you crap for a while but. And I said, prove me wrong baby. I said prove me wrong Anthony, I know you would have heard from my mum in the past 24 hours. Could you please help me find my lapel mics? They went missing last Friday. Please help me. Anyway. Don't tell me you turned around over there.

Well, this is the thing. No, now I haven't found them. Mum's just text me. Hey, have they turned up? I said, well, no mum, they haven't. Because now I'm sort of, am I being too proud? Now I'm not looking. You've got to be open when you contact Anthony. You know, that's the thing. See, because it's one of those things where you go, now I just want them to appear on

my desk or in my car that I've checked three times. I'm not going to continue searching because both my mum, he's number one fan and me, and I did say, I know I don't usually pray. I probably don't deserve your blessings. But I'm really annoyed that I spent $240 on fricking mics that I've never even used. The beautiful thing about prayer, when someone who doesn't pray is like,

ah, it suits me now, so I may as well try it. I've got to do it. But I've baited him. Prove me wrong. Come on, baby. Prove me wrong. Prove to me that you are as good as my mom says you are. Cause if he comes out and shows you

that you can find these now, then you will use him forever. Absolutely. You're a fan. He'll have another member to the, I don't want to say cult, but he'll have- It's like if we give a listener a jizz bit, they're listening for life. It's the same principle. It's the same. It's the same thing.

What St. Anthony is to the people who have lost things, we are to people who have received a rice cooker. Shaga. A jizz bit. Shaga, should we show her now where her microphones are? Is the joke, has the joke run far enough? Have you got them? Babs, reveal the microphones.

Do you have them? Yeah we've got them. Wait, nah, I'm just joking. Jess and Ducko. One, two, three, three, three. Jess and Ducko's. What's the threesome? How's this?

Shige is going to give us three things. Three three three Jess and duckos. What's the threesome? How's this shy guy's gonna give us three things yeah, we're gonna tell him what those three things have in common Babs is in studio to play Let's rip right in shall we? Okie-dokie All right, mate Okie-dokie. Thank you Flanders. The team is putting along today on empty aren't we? As we said, the cow is dry. Yeah we didn't leave any of the cow left for Friday. No, no. We drained her on Thursday. First one. What do you got? Paddington, Ted, lots of them. Movies with bears. Bears.

Cartoon movies. Animated films with bears. Talking bears. Oh. Bear. Who was the third one? What was the third one? Lotso. I know what Lotso is. Yeah, talking bears.

Lotso is the bear from Toy Story. Toy Story 3. Oh, bears that can talk in film? Evil bears? Are we close? I think I'll give it to Ducco. Famous bears in movies. Did we all just say that in a different way?

Famous bears in movies. You kind of also did anyway. Ducco was the longest and the closest. The bestest. Oh, that's good have all said that anyway. Ducker was the longest and the closest. The best and the closest. That's good. Longest and closest. So just spin us into it.

He loves Intel. Next one. Connections, spelling bee, word or? Online word games. The New York Times. What the hell? Bang. Bang, I speak shy Guyanese.

Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Have you ever seen playing wordle? No. Remember when they had a moment in the sun? I don't think so. Oh, they are?

I think so, yeah. Oh, hold on. Old people are. Annabelle, Chucky, Megan. Dolls, scary dolls. Evil, evil dolls. Evil dolls in films. Evil dolls in films that are horror genre. Horror genre in movies. Friday the 13th.

The names of evil dolls. Yeah. Ooh, Friday the 13th. Good one. Do you write down the explanation you're looking for? It's so good. Well, I try. It never really works. He's had to work on broadening his own explanations, otherwise we'll never get it. Okay. Alright, try this one. Club Penguin Habbo Hotel Neopets.

Club Penguin Habbo Hotel Neopets. Club Penguin Habbo Hotel Neopets. Club Penguin Habbo Hotel Neopets. Club Penguin Habbo Hotel Neopets. Club Penguin Habbo Hotel Neopets. Club Penguin Habbo Hotel Neopets. Club Penguin Habbo Hotel Neopets. Club Penguin Habbo Hotel Neopets.

Club Penguin Habbo Hotel Neopets. Club Penguin Habbo Hotel Neopets. Club Penguin Habbo Hotel Neopets. Club Penguin Habbo Hotel Neopets. Club Penguin Habbo Hotel Neopets. Club Penguin yeah, yeah....explanations, otherwise we'll never get it. Okay, alright. Try this one. Yep. Club Penguin, Habbo Hotel, Neopets. Ooh, ooh, they're online games. Ooh, yeah. Online games with...

...uh, pets. Animals. Not all of them. Babs got it. Oh, that was simple, that one! Why do they keep going in? Because I like to see what you turn out. Yeah, I reckon he actually has answers. I've already awarded Babs, but you two just keep going. I don't think he has answers.

I think he just sees what we do, and then he just waits. He just waits. I have answers. All right. All right. TRL, Pit My Ride, Cribs. Oh, MTV shows.

MTV shows. Nice. Point is up. What's TRL? Total Request Live. Oh, okay. Cribs is one of the great shows. Cribs is great.

Remember Date My Daughter on MTV? Oh my god, no. That was a throwback. I was a, my super sweet 16th kind of viewer. That was funny, that was fun. Okay, Ice Bucket Challenge, Harlem Shake, and the Mannequin Challenge. Viral Challenger.

Yes, Ducker. He's on. We're back. That was, see, they're simple though. They're not long explanations for those ones. I think I'm overthinking it now. Yeah, it's hard not to. Next one.

Jessica Simpson, Mandy Moore, Hilary Duff. American pop stars? Oh no, Disney stars. Disney stars that have turned into singers. Stars that have all done film clips with cars. Jessica Simpson, Mandy Moore, Hilary Duff. Babs was close. Oh, what'd you say?

They all had shows? Mm. Did I say that? Singers that had a show? Yes, Jess. Thank you. What? Sorry, what was it?

Singers. Babs said who had movies. They had shows. Oh, show me. Team pop stars. You did most of the work. Disney stars. You just got Shy Guy.

Yeah, I did. All right, score update. Jess on two, Ducco on three, Babs on two. Ooh, okay. Carly, Sam, Freddie. Oh, Carly. Characters in iCarly. Yes they are. I did not know that. Yeah. Babs if you get this one we go to a tire breaker. If not it's just this. Joker, Logan, Deadpool. Wolverine. Marvel characters. Yeah Marvel. Superheroes. Wolverine, Logan, Dead. No I never said Wolverine. Oh my apologies. Joker, Logan, Deadpool. Are they villains? Oh they're all in Deadpool movie. No Jokers not. No they

have their- Jokers not. They're all- Oh they all have spin-offs. Logan, Dead? No they're all in movies. They're all dead. Who's Logan? No, Logan is Wolverine. Logan has the spin-off, Joker has the spin-off. Deadpool. And Deadpool has a standalone movie. They're all- One word of superheroes? Do they all have a suit? They all wear something similar?

Oh, they do, but that's not what I'm looking for. They all wear something on their face. They're all anti-heroes. Oh, is that it? Anti-heroes. Oh, wow! Taking it to a tiebreaker. Yes!

So is it next point wins? Next point wins the game. Hi, I'm the problem, it's me. Okay. I need a good one for this. Here we go. Strap in. T-Pain, Acorn and Cher.

R&B artists. One word artist. T-Pain, Acorn and Cher. What the hell do T-Pain, Acorn and Cher have in common? They all did one thing. They all have a film clip on a cannon? T-Pain, Akon and Cher, what did they do? They all did a movie?

No. They all, I don't know a lot about T-Pain and Akon, I must admit. Think about their music. Uh, hmm. They've all collaborated with the same person? They've all been, they've all... Have they all done a remake of something? They've all used one thing. Dr Dre! They've all used autotune. They've all been, they've all... Have they all done a remake of something? They've all used one thing.

Dr Dre! They've all used AutoTune. Whoa! The Cubs win the game. She comes back from the floor! Yes! Finally! They all popularised AutoTune. She's braver-y'd it.

Oh, she didn't so popularised. Oh, that doesn't count. Ha ha ha! Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco Jess and Ducko. This weekend I'm doing the weather on the Today Show. Back on the screens. Back on the screen.

I hope you've thought about your outfit so your mother doesn't come for you. Well I'm doing it up in Queensland. My parents live in Brisbane. I've got to go out to like Beaudesert which is an hour. It's like kind of rural sort of out west from Brisbane and yadda yadda. So I'm staying with my parents. Lovely. So she'll be able to look at my wardrobe.

You lay it out before. Obviously. Make sure it's nice and pressed. So I'm staying with my parents. Lovely. So she'll be able to look at my wardrobe. You lay it out before? Obviously. Make sure it's nice and pressed? Sometimes she'll go, use your father's. Chris, get your clothes and put him in them. Your dad has a great wardrobe. He does have a good wardrobe. He's looking good. He is. But we decided, well, because we haven't, Flo hasn't met my cousins all live up there.

Both our families are up there. Haven't met my sister yet. My nieces and nephews. Flo hasn't, obviously Flo hasn't really met anyone because she doesn't remember anything, but you know, they haven't met her. And unless you come to Flo. Exactly. I'm sorry. Yeah, she doesn't care. Yeah, yeah, Babs going, how come I haven't met her?

Well, I actually met her yesterday. Yeah, she did. But again, rare where Flo did come to Babs. Your wife did bring her in. So true. So we decided that we would all go up as a family and we'd go up and she could meet the family and we could do that while I'm working as well.

But with that comes the flight. So today as everyone knows... Because you usually drive up so you have your car, you take the dog sometimes. Yeah, it's a long period of time. Sure. So we're flying with an eight week old. Flying with an eight week old and everyone knows babies on flights is just a classic case of when you see one and I was always one of these people I'd be like damn it.

Yeah get ready for the eye rolls. Yeah oh yeah. And as much as you can go hey man she's good. Yeah. She's actually never been on a flight so who's to say. Who knows. She's still very potato-y but she might not like it. I've got bad sinuses and I get flying pain. Will she have daddy sinuses? Who knows? Who's crying? Is it daddy or is it the baby? Oh my God. Are we both taking Sudafed?

I'm joking. I won't give any to her. Smart. So then Morgan's like, we can try and breastfeed her and take off and land it. What if she doesn't want to? Then we've got the dummy. But what if she doesn't take it? We can't stand up and all the classic things that come with a baby.

What if you have a blowout? What if you have a blowout? Have fun changing a nappy on those stupid tiny change tables. What do you do? What do you do? Tiny bit of turbulence. Oh, see you later. Back to your seat.

Do you board first with a baby or last? Yes, you can. So they do say if you're travelling with elderly or infants or children and you would like to, it's much of a much in a stucco. It doesn't really matter. Like to be honest, you're just now stuck in a smaller area. I know. For a longer period of smaller area for longer.

It's actually not that great. Flo's been a dream so far. She's been very good. She's been a very good baby. But I'm very nervous about this flight. And so is Morgan. I'm more nervous because I used to hate seeing kids on planes. He's like, is it the karma going to come back?

Now I'm one of them. I'm like, oh. Have you seen what people on social media do? I see them go viral a lot, particularly for long flights. They hand out lolly bags, or little goodies with a note saying, it's my first flight. I'm in seat whatever. Please forgive me. Here's some earbuds and some Mentos. Just to try and get people on site. I was thinking about doing something like that. Then I was like, then I'm going to buy the lolly bags. I can't be able to

do that. And assemble them as a whole thing. I know. Like, do you remember how old Lucia was when she first flew? Yeah. For my brother's wedding, she was bang on six weeks. She just had her needles and we flew the next day. Okay. To be honest, and I don't want to make you have a false sense of security.

The younger they are, the better. Right. That's what we've been told. When we start to get to, I want to run around, I'm fidgeting on this, that's a whole other kettle of fish. But hopefully she gets on mummy's titties, she passes out, and you can wake her up again to do the same on descent. Yeah, that's what we're hoping for.

But you don't know. You don't know. And also we're so used to just, thank you, we're just so used to doing carry on only, and now we've got to check stuff in. Oh my god, the travel bassinet, the travel pram, the steriliser, bottles, maybe Morgan's pump if she needs it. Yeah, all the stuff. Let alone all her clothes.

Morgan's like, can we get like a portable play gym to bring because we're there for two days and she won't have one. I'm like, oh my god, I don't know. Your sister's got four kids, any baby stuff left around? She threw it all out. All that selfish cow. Silly. How could she do that?

Silly from acting. We said that. She doesn't have anything. All that selfish cow. Silly. How could she do that? Silly from acting. We said that. She doesn't have anything for us. Not even a car seat. Oh my god. My mum is so excited that she's gone out and bought all these new things for flow and got nappies. Oh god. Got like a little change table set up. I was like mum you didn't need to do that. Like they're so excited. You did. Yeah. You did. I know. Minimise the things we need to bring. I know. That's good from your mum. So they could go any which way today. I apologize if you're on my flight I'll be thinking of you see us. I was kind of individual rap mentors. He just take those Well, here's the other thing right channel mine booked my flights and Morgan we paid for obviously Morgan flows

So we're separate bookings. Oh No, you might not be sitting together. We might not we've got to go in and ask them about design No, no, like well, we're gonna go in and ask them But if I know if I'm in row 10 and or 12 and they're in row Two well, yeah, you're not the one with the milkable Thirty seconds you have ten questions all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer, can't use the same answer twice and if you're unsure of the question just say pass.

We'll come back of course if there is time we are playing for $10,000. Our player today is Laura. Hello Laura. Hi guys, how are you? Laura, fantastic. Are you feeling good for a Friday? Are you in the mood to win $10,000? I definitely am. What would you good for a Friday? Are you in the mood to win $10,000? Oh, I definitely am.

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That might just cover your bloody flowers or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But hey, just don't tell them you're getting married, Laura. Say, oh no, that cake's not for a wedding, that's for my 30th birthday party. Exactly. Or whatever it might be, it's a little hack for you. No, the letter you're going to work with today, babe, you're going to work with the letter A. A for Alphabox.

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It was a bit of shooting from the hip. Young Laura. We've got a couple of incorrect ones in there Laura. We got four. Let's go through them. A sports competition, could be the Oz Open, AFL, Australian Grand Prix, Something Loud, an alarm, a TV show, Animal Kingdom, a dog breed. You said Albanian. Were you looking for Alsatian? Probably.

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Thank you. Up next, our very own, big fan of the show actually, good friend of our show, Jelly Roll. We love Jelly Roll. J-roll, he's done something stupid. Anyway, he should have read the instructions. I don't want to put him in a box, Ducko. Classic bloke. Classic, don't you think?

Very much so. You'll pay that when you find out what he's done. I'll unpack it after Shaboosie, Miles Smith. Jess and Ducko. Good friend of the show. Hold on, let me do it again. Wait, wait, wait, wait, this will sound better. Oh no, my system's paused.

Uh oh. Okay, good friend of the show. ["You Ain't Nothing But A Lies"] Jelly Roll. One of the great artists who, I don't think his face matches his voice. Oh. I had an image locked in.

No, I see it, I see it. Oh, do you see it? Yeah, he's a bit bigger, he's got tats. Yeah, I was picturing something else. He just moves. Oh, we love. He loves Jelly Roll. We love Mr. Roll.

Jelly Roll's obviously coming to Newfound life, fame and money. He's obviously doing very well for himself and good on him. However, when he went with his wife Bunny XO... What a name. Bunny. Bunny XO is her name. That's a fantastic name. Jelly Roll, imagine seeing Jelly Roll and Bunny...

I think Ducko is weird when I order a coffee. Could you imagine being Bunny XO? Do you reckon she says the XO when she orders? The flat white? Coffee for Jelly Roll and Bunny XO? Do you reckon she says the XO when she orders? The Flat White? Coffee for Jelly Roll and Bunny XO? Bunny Kiss Hug? Yeah. Bunny Kiss Hug?

Flat White for Kiss Hug Bunny? That would be... Bunny XO's gotta be an artist herself. Maybe she's trying to be anyway. Maybe. Look, they went to go buy a Lamborghini, because why not? Damn, how's that sweet, sweet Jelly Roll money? I know, why not? Lamborghini? If you got Lamborghini because why not? Damn, how's that sweet, sweet jelly roll money? I know, why not?

Lamborghini? If you got the money, why not? You can't take it with you, can you? That old cash, spend it while you're here. No, and they had never driven a Lambo before. They didn't know what to do, but they went into the dealership and went, hey man, yeah, we're all good. He goes, do you guys know how to drive one of these?

And they said, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're all good. This is not like your Ford Fiesta jelly roll. This is a little bit more powerful. Where's the on button? You know, it's a- Do you reckon he traded in his Fiesta? Obviously. And got a little bit more powerful where's the on button you know it's a chack traded in his Fiesta obviously I got a little bit off the Lambo absolutely a couple of couple of G's off the Lambo every dollar counts every dollar counts and then he went in and then they tried to drive it out of the We don't deserve money y'all. We don't deserve money. We're stuck in reverse in front of a Lamborghini dealership. Bunny woke up this morning and decided she wanted a Lambo.

Then we get in here and now we're gonna have to ask this guy. How we've put the Lamborghini in drive? Oh it's so bad. How we gonna put it in park? How do we put it in drive? They went back to the guy and asked him how they put it in drive. Now we're gonna have to ask this guy. How we've put the Lamborghini in drive? Oh it's so bad. How we gonna going to have to ask this guy. How we put the Lamborghini in drive. Oh it's so bad.

How are we about to put it in park? I got it in reverse. Yeah so if you upshift right here on the right side it's a pedal shift. I forced it on a drive. Yeah you just upshift there. Perfect. There we go. Thank you for teaching us our first Lando.

The pedal shift. The pedal shift. It'll get the best of us. So it came out later, he then said on Instagram that the guy asked him, do you want the instructions? Do you know how to ride this? Do you want a tutorial? And he said, no, no, I'm good, baby, come on. I'm jelly rolling with my gal Bunny XO. Which I just learned, he's a podcaster.

With his podcaster wife. Of course. I wonder what the topics they cover. Let's find out later. So they basically said, yeah, we're good. We can do this. And then they couldn't even get out of the car dealership. And I know you're saying it is both and Bunny appeared to be taking some responsibility there in that video.

Well Bunny worked out what in the lamp bulb, baby? But it does feel very stereotypical, Ducco. Doesn't it? I don't need to ask for directions. I don't need to read the instructions. I'm not going to look at Ikea flat back, you know, go to God. I got this. I got this.

Just let me wing it. Three hours later, you're still building that chest of drawers. Just look at the instructions. Or if you're like me, you've put on that dining table that we got from like Fantastic Furniture or something like that, you've put them all on backwards so you can see the screws on the outside. And that's just an aesthetic choice. That's ours now, isn't it?

You don't tell me how to build my table, Fantastic. I'll tell you how to build my table, fantastic. I'll tell you how to build it. I'll tell you what to do. Can you eat dinner on that table, Ducko? I tried to take it back and you built it wrong. I was like, screw you! You built it wrong!

Do you know what? You asked off air, oh, have you got anything? I went, nah, don't. I'm a big instructor, so I'm not too proud. I tried to install a washing machine once. Oh, no. I've completely forgot. No, no, no.

I had to call the good guys and say, you sold me a bung washing machine. The guy came in, he went, this pipe does not go into that hole. You flooded like the internal mechanism. That's why it's not working. I went, can I have a new one, please? It happens. It happens. 13 1060. Oops. Should have read the instructions on dot dot dot. Feel free to dob in. Yeah. Dob in your partner or colleague, your dad, whoever. What should you have read the instructions on?

What should you have read the instructions on? What didn't they read the instructions on? How did it get you? Have your jelly rolled. Have your jelly rolled. Mr Shiloh, what have you got? There was a bedside table. I didn't read the instructions and the drawers.

You know you gotta put one on the drawer side and one on the actual thing itself. Like the tracks? I had them like backwards. Yeah thing itself. Like the tracks? Add them like backwards. Yeah, the tracks. Oh, the tracks get me. I couldn't work it out. Were you just shoving it in? I was like, this looks like it fits. The holes match up. Nah, it doesn't.

Oh, that's the worst. Deceiving those holes? I had to read the instructions. Yeah, the holes are- It took me double the time. You know what though, sometimes even reading the instructions I still mark it up. It's just photos of like stick figures.

You're like, how are they doing this and I can't. No, this doesn't mean any- I know, I've gotten into the habit now, anything new we buy, I look up the YouTube tutorial. Yeah, that's so much better. Because some Tom, Dick or Harry has done a full YouTube thing. I went, I need to be talked through this. Can't read the instructions anymore.

13, 10, 60. Did you jelly roll? Whoops! Should have read the instructions. Jess and Daco. Jess and Daco. Should have read the instructions. Maybe it's you.

Maybe you'd like to dob someone in. Good friend of ours. Mr. Jelly Roll. Jelly Roll. Bunny's wife. Yeah, Bunny XO. Bunny XO. Ah, they want, Bunny woke up wanting a Lambo as you do.

Bunny's podcast is popping off and Jelly Roll's obviously rolling in that sweet sweet liar money. And they're just like, hey, should we get a Lambo today? Should we get a Lambo? Let's trade in the Barina. Why not? Go get a Lambo. As's trade in the Barina. Why not? Go get a Lambo. As they roll in their Barina, they got two grand off. Good deal.

Even had, I get 200,000 K's on it. They got the Lambo. How much, just to pivot quickly, would it cost to fill up a Lamborghini? I know money clearly is no object for Jelly Roll, but Jesus Christ. To fill up like petrol. Petrol!

Cause that thing would churn through, don't you reckon, with all the grunt. How quickly would it get through it, maybe? Cause I don't know how big the tank is. A V8,! Because that thing would churn through don't you reckon with all the grunt? Oh how quickly would it get through it maybe? Because I don't know how big the tank is. A V8? You know that's churning through petrol. About 80 litres. Oh okay that's a big tank. So similar to a Hyundai Tucson. But you're got, but you're, you know what I'm saying, in a Lamborghini you're going 280. So that's churning through. Well I don't think there's any way you can drive 280. Jelly roll. Can you find a track? Your car has an 80 litre tank. There you go. Does it? I thought that 60 you want jelly roll

Well, I thought Google says it might be different. Well, I'm diesel too Anyway, I've been waking up one day going yes. I'm gonna go buy a Lambo would be a good feeling I would be a great feeling unfortunately for jelly roll He couldn't get out of the dealership because he didn't know how to drive it. He turned down the instructions He rejected the tutorial. He couldn't get it out of the dealership. I don't want to drive it. He turned down the instructions. He rejected the tutorial. He couldn't get it out of the dealership. I don't want to say it, but classic bloke. I'll be fine, I'll work it out.

Yeah, can't do it. Oops, too proud. Too proud. Let's go to Bec, who's dobbling in her husband. Hi, Bec. Hi, how are you? Yeah, great babe. Whoops, he should have read the instructions.

Oh, 100%, 100%. So he hooked up the dishwasher and the drainage pipe, he, um, like the drainage hose, he connected it to the pipe underneath the sink. I'd started it probably about one to two minutes in beep, beep, beep. It's going off. Warning lights. Anyway, about two, three days later, I was sitting down in the back deck and I'm like, did you drill the hole out for that in the drainage pipe for the hose?

No, he didn't. You can't have a drainage pipe with no drainage. That's right! What was his face like when you asked him that and he realised he hadn't done it? My husband hates it when I'm lying. Yeah, don't we all? He despises it. He's like, oh, and he says to me, I hate it when your mother's right. Well, I mean, drill a drainage pipe, bro.

Eli on 13 10 6, is this you? Yes, unfortunately it was me. Whoopsie! What did you do? So I purchased a TV unit from good old Sam's warehouse. And it came flat packin'. I built it without the instructions and the center part of it was on a bit of a lean. But it held together and lasted for about four years.

Oh, you just dealt with it? Yeah, I just ran with it. So you're just watching TV on a slant for four years? Yeah, it was fine. I'd rather not read the instructions, I'll put up with this. So your TV's still colourless? It was fine, I just kind of like wiped my hands of it and I'm like, yeah, that's good enough. That near enough is good, when you're too proud to acknowledge it.

Did you have people come over or a partner go, Eli, can we rectify this please? I think my wife, she pointed it out, but I think, you know what, we're a little bit weird. Let's just roll with it. Let's just do it. We were all a bit weird, but I would still like to watch my television straight on. Cooked TV is gonna hurt your neck.

Absolutely. Your eyes. Jess and Ducco. We need to get to the diary. Shaggy said this is a excellent diary. What? I've never heard him say that before. I was gonna say that might be a first time.

Usually we get good or quite good. I've used other adjectives I think. Not on the level of excellent. You're excited about this one. Did you wake up this morning going, yes. What I heard last night to approve it, I was like, yeah. Wow, it's slapped. No notes. No notes. There was a few back and was like yeah. Wow it's slapped no notes.

No notes. There was a few back and forth. Oh okay there were some notes. That's good that's good. Okay. It means you have a better product. Oh well everyone strap in enjoy. Well what a week it's been with Jess and Ducco.

We got thinking if there was a horrific accident who on the team would be let through to heaven and who's going to hell? If we all died at the same time we'd all go to purgatory and I'd watch you three just float up and I'd be like, oh no! No, no, you'd come up with us because we're a team and we're at the pearly gates and Peter would go, shy guy, yeah, in, Babs, great to see you. She's in, too. Yes, yeah, hang on a minute. Look at me and go. Like a bouncer. You know what he'd go, he'd put a hand on your shoulder and go, not tonight son. That's BS that you and Babs get to go to heaven or I don't because you two are just undercurrent. You know, you're low key I reckon. They slipped through the radar.

You slipped through, yeah. Actually, I can see Babs going. I can see Babs pushes my status up. Oh, you're just going to leave. Yeah, that's fair. He's going to use those fluffy handcuffs. I'm going to align myself with plus one. Everyone gets, Jess, why aren't you on plus one?

Oh, sorry. Oops. You can absolutely be as plus one. Oh, Jess, why aren't I your plus one? Oh, sorry. Oh, oops. You can absolutely be my plus one. We'll do a three-legged race in through the Maryland gates. Here we go! We're in! Ha-ha-ha!

Straight to the buffet. OK, so if we can't get Daku into heaven as Jess is plus one, then maybe we can go down this route instead and make him a saint of, well, anything as it turns out. So there's a saint for everything. 100% there's a saint for everything. Yeah, I didn't realise that. Yeah, everyone back in the day was getting canonised. Oh, you did a good deed, you can be a saint.

Can I be a saint? Look, there's a huge gap in the market in the saints' base. Saint Ducko. Yeah. And then the children of the future might pick Ducko. Yeah, Saint Ducko. As their confirmation name. The question is...

What am I saint of? What are you St. Duck? The patron saint of all things that fly. Quack, quack. I like that a lot. Yeah. The flying V. The flying V. Oh, I like that a lot.

Yeah, that'd be good. Ah, St. Ducko, the patron saint of all things that fly. Can you get Leo on the phone? We need to write to Leo. Let me just see if there's one for birds first. Oh, okay. Oh, there probably is. Oh, yeah, St. Francis of Azeri. Stuff you, Francis. St. Francis of Assisi. He's a big one. You can't usurp

Assisi. What? Oh, his time's done. All people need to change. All good things come to an end. Can we get him on? Her day's already swarmed, mate. You know sometimes you just get tongue-tied with your words? Well, Jess had a bit of a boo-boo about this one when she was talking about Bagminton. My mum used to be a badminton champion. Badminton? Sorry. Badminton? Is that how you say it? Badminton. Badminton.

Is there a two-word? Bandminton? No, badminton. Bagminton. What the hell? You know what's the word I'm talking about? Yeah, the shuttlecock. Yeah, the shuttlecock. Bangminton. I can't use that. Badminton. Badminton what I'm talking about? With the shuttlecock. Yeah, the shuttlecock. Bangmington. Why can't you say it?

Badmington. Badmington. Oh my god. I'm losing it. This is so good. Say it again. Badmington. Bagmington.

You're adding a rogue G in there. Badmington. Bad-ming-ton. Should I try Bangmington or Pickleball? Pickleball. Which one? Sounds like you're saying an Asian dish. Oh, I love an Asian dish.

Mm... Bang-bing. Pickleball! Ah... I was... Yes! I'm so glad we found this! Bang-bing, bang-bing, bang-bing, bang-bing. If the tables put them on, you wouldn't understand, huh?

There's a trend doing the rounds on TikTok where men are being tested by their girlfriends on basic lady things. So Jess and producer Babs put myself and Ducco to the test to see what we knew. Image number two fellas. It looks like an embryo. What is that? What is that?

What the hell does that mean to me? I didn't know what an embryo looked like. Well I mean embryos are clear. That's black. That's a scunchy. Oh no, that's a loofah. Um Shy Guy, I mean, embryos are clear. That's black. Okay. That's a scrunchie. Oh. Oh no, that's a loofah.

Shy Guy, what did you guess? You put them in your hair. It's like a scrunchie thing. Would you? I'm not gonna paste scrunchie here. Oh, is that a, that's a hole. That is a hole. The air comes in.

Very commonly used by flight attendants, you would put your ponytail through that hole, wrap the rest of your hair around to make a bun. Yeah. That is called a bun. Is that scrunchie? No. It's like a 20 min. Image number six.

Oh, this is what you put under your cheeks. It is not. No, you put them under your... Under your what? Under your breath. You do not. They look like it's like a clear jelly. I thought it might hold them up.

Yes, describe for the rice cookers. It's a clear jelly looking thing. They've got waves throughout the middle of them. Is that a sticky thing? It's a clear jelly looking thing. They've got waves throughout the middle of them. Is that a sticky thing? It is sticky. Do they stick on? Yes. Are we talking nipples again? No, only one nipple challenge in the images. They do stick on. Where do they stick on? Your bum. What? They look like bums. They do. They look bum cheeks. They're bum cheeks size. I was going to say, why do we need stickers on our bums? You tell me!

Dukkho got a job offer in his DMs and he wanted to tell us what it was on air. None of us guessed it was this. I got approached by a full-on management company. Oh, like talent management? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who hit me up. Hello. Sent me a DM and they're like, Dukkco, we've been looking and we think you'd be perfect for what we want to offer.

I was like, OK, what are we talking here? I'm making a big time. What's daddy got? Come on. And they said that they want me to host, in Parramatta, the National Beyblade Tournament. Yes, they did. When I think of the duck man, Beyblade is up there. What

we're gonna need to do though is make sure your Beyblade skills are up to scratch. You can't host and not Beyblade yourself. No. That feels wrong. Yeah. It feels like I'm cheating on the Beybladers. Absolutely. You're taking jobs off a real Beyblade. And I don't want to do that because they've head hunted me. They've scouted me for this job. All the things I thought you were going to say. Ah mate. Beyblade was not on the bingo card. It fits though doesn't it? It kind of does but not to be rude. See you next week Rice Cookers. Jess and Zaco. Call of Fame! Call of Fame! Call of Fame! Win the prize! How good is this? You get involved in the show.

Tell us a tale. Heck, give us your opinion. Or even fact check us. Yeah. You could win the Call of Fame. This week it's 500 bucks to spend with our mates at anaconda Play less so you can play more. We love anaconda on your next adventure now duck oh Can you refresh my memory? Why did I want to talk about the a league grand final in 2018?

Why did why well because we were playing we were playing Here the song and then dafpong with the dafpong songs come on I said geez dafpong one of the Song, and then Daft Punk, one of the Daft Punk songs came on, I said, geez, Daft Punk, one of the great bands. And I said, I've seen Daft Punk when the Newcastle Jets took on the Melbourne Victory. They played in the final, I said, there's no way. A-League Grand Final, the free show entertainment. There's no way the largest electronic dance duo that were going around that revolutionized dance music played at the A-League Grand Final, hold your respect. You know I'm good at remembering names.

Yeah. It turns out, um, blokes wearing helmets, not my strong suit, with memory. Yeah. So we went back and forth a bit, none of us could Google with assurance. Adam, it was Daft Punk. I'm like, it was not Daft Punk. And then all of a sudden Andrew calls in and tells us... I'm pretty sure that the Newcastle Jet Grand Final was actually the potbellies. That makes more sense. Andrew! I think you're absolutely correct. Were you there? Yeah, I was there up in the bleachers. The potbellies are grey.

Did they wear helmets? No, they didn't wear helmets. Andrew, what? They don't wear helmets, they don't wear helmets. They're all orange. They don't need helmets. Yeah, no. Upon further investigation, Ducco, it turns out... Let's go to Andrew. Hey Andrew, good morning. Hey guys, how are you? Yeah, fantastic, babe. You certainly were the standout.

Yeah, you want that phone. For picking up the phone and going, hey, hey. I'm going to correct them. I'm gonna correct them. We've done more Googling. It wasn't even the potbellies. It was someone called the stick men. They did like glow in the dark glow sticks. Dancing.

Dancing. We must have been talking about a different grand final. Yeah, I reckon maybe. It's not the first time the Jets were in the final. I mean, 2018. 2005 or 2006 I think it was. Yeah, yeah. Oh damn, you went like a decade earlier.

Faye. I'm an old school man. You're an old school. But either way. He saw the potbellies, I saw the stickmen. It doesn't really matter because it wasn't Daft Punk. And Andrew, you've won the Call of Fame. Thanks Erin, ladies.

You're a legend, mate. Thanks for getting involved in correcting. Mate, I'm always happy to help. Appreciate it. Let's keep Andrew on the line. Ladies. You're a legend mate, thanks for getting involved in correcting. Mate, I'm always happy to help. Appreciate it. Let's keep Andrew on the line any time we have an A-League halftime performance question. Was it halftime of the pre-show? I don't actually think they do halftime in the grand finals of A-League.

I think it was pre. Ah well. Get the crowd pumped up. Enjoyed Andrew. Thanks guys. So we went from the Pop-Ballies in 2006 to the Stickmen in 2018. Feels like a fall from grace. So we went from the Potbellies in 2006 to the Stickmen in 2018. Yep. Feels like a fall from grace.

The Stickmen looked great though from the YouTube video. I thought they were Daft Punk. They were that good. Teemu Daft Punk. There you go. Because you know how you messaged your husband during that break going, Angus, no. Did he reply back going, ah. No, I think he was up against it that morning.

He actually left me on read. He was just like, what? He was so disappointed in you. You know what's funny? I think Gussie and I were together because remember that I was trying to slide into him yeah someone else so he wasn't on the scene yeah okay he's got no recollection anyway his life hadn't started amen hey we're out of here been a great week missed any of it grab it on listener we're

back next week of course Alfwax is back all our regular stuff is back Shag I should be here Babs possibly will be here. We can't confirm or deny. You never know. But we can confirm ourselves. And I believe our call of fame 500 bucks is spent with LSKD activewear. All of us wearing LSKD today. Yeah, it's good. We have fuel vouchers on the show next week as well. Oh, my God. You get involved.

Yep. There is fun to be had. Next week is wet week. It's wet week. We're all getting wet together next week as a team. Unfortunately, entries have closed. To join us at Ducko's wedding of the baby's head, we're taking over an amazing resort and golf course in the Hunter Valley. I'm already getting DMs from people saying,

oh my God, I got picked. I'm not picked. Someone was like, can I go on a helicopter ride the next day? I went, sis, you can do whatever you want. You can do whatever you want. She goes, what am I gonna miss? I said, well, we're broadcasting live, so you can come watch that.

Yeah, if you want to be there. Then go on your helicopter ride. I imagine people sheepishly roll in at 8. Should we play AlphaVox with one of them at 8? Or 6.30? No, let's do a 6.30 one with them because they've got a reward for being up. I feel like they've already won. Yeah, true.

But I just want to see them be there at 6.30 and be hungover because you know they're going to crack off. Yeah, that's true. You know. And it's free flowing. Oh, it's free flowing. We've got wine tasting, we've got the dinner, we do have the breakfast, but then peppering in a bit of time on the driving range.

Yee-hoo! Looking forward to it, it's going to be a great week. Is that why you were practising your golf swing in the front yard yesterday? Was that for the driving range? Absolutely, yeah. Chances are everybody messaged me saying it needs work. It's obviously just filming a bit of a video,

but got a lot of pros out there. Absolutely! Love them. Everyone just... Yeah, everyone loves it. Good luck on your first flight with the baby today, Dr. O. Thank you. Yes, I'll be on the Today Show this weekend doing the weather team. Hopefully we have the right temperatures in the right places. Where you going? Bow desert. Bow desert, baby. Come on now. Never heard of the bow desert. Yeah, nor should you. Nah, it's a beautiful part. No one tell anyone in Bow Desert I just said that. Okay? I'm trusting your will.

You'll have the crowd with you. Yeah. And you watch, I guarantee you tomorrow I'll say, Why? Just say it! I'll say, beautiful part of the world, where else would you rather be? Here in Bow Desert. I promise you I'll say that.

Alright. Everyone tune in and then film it, post it, tell us. Where else would you rather be? And then cut it with my own ear, me going, eh. Bow Desert. You're doing great for the tourism of bow desert. I'm there for the Clydesdale Spectacular. I didn't realise Clydesdale's a type of horse.

It's the Scottish horse. Are they the tiny? No, they're massive. Oh, they're massive. You can have little ponies, but you can also have the big thousand kilo big boys. I guess they gotta come out small and then they grow big. Yeah, they're the hairy ones, the big hairy hoofs.

Hey, that's fun. We're gonna see you on a horse. I believe I'll be in a carriage, riding a horse in carriage, and doing a whip cracking contest. Oh my God. Please come back with both eyeballs. Don't just get my shoulder either,

because you know I'll give it all my all. I know. Imagine if I hurt myself and I couldn't even play golf at my own wedding of the baby's head. Listen to me. That's up my wheelhouse. Listen to me.

What was my point here? You've already been off the show for throat surgery. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Vocal cord sinus surgery. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You took paternity leave, that's allowed. Okay. No more time off for you, alright?

I'm the only one in this team who hasn't had a sick day this year. Oh, thank you very much. But let's not make your sick day loss of eyeball or dislocated shoulder. Yeah, that would be... Hey, famously I came to work the day after this game, my shoulder, because I knew I'd get so much crap from people if I didn't. That was from surfing. Yeah.

It was just a shoulder, why can't you come to work? I don't know if activity is your friend. Oh jeez, it's all I do. You hurt yourself. I do, I do hurt myself. It's the same injury though. I've learnt now, haven't done it in a while, touch wood. We built this thing at a golf course for you.

If you can't even swing. I'll be good. Ugh, my whoop says I'm eight years younger than I am. Does that change? It does. If you have a bad week, it can up your... I bet you if he pops an eyeball out from whip cracking, it'll go up. You won't need to wear the whip anymore if you pop an eyeball. I actually went up two months last week because of my sleep. Sleep deprivation. Anyway, that's enough from us. We're out of here. Wait, wait! Uh, anything anyone wanna add? I'm good. Bad?

Bad? Aww, you had one job! You had 24 hours, noice. You had 24 hours to leave us with something! And you forgot! Because you wanted to swear, remember? Oh, that's right, you're gonna swear. You got nervous, didn't you?

No, I'm not swearing. He's dump activated, he can dump it. I can dump it, maybe I'll- No, I'm not swearing. Well, say something! Go get it, everyone. God, that it. I can dump it. Maybe I'll... No, I'm not swearing. Well say something. Go get it everyone. God, that was a monumental waste of time.

Go, I don't know, enjoy your weekend. I don't know. Should have left on the dislocated shoulder here. Stop putting me on the spot all the time. It's called radio, sweetie. Bye. Bye. You're not the one with the milkable chitty.

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