Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Its full of hot men playing chess

Episode Date: August 14, 2025

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The rumours are true. Macca's new Mick Griddles is finally on the Brecky menu. Jess and Ducco! This is the Jess and Duggo podcast. Hi, everyone. Podcast time. Welcome to the podcast at the end of the show today. Ducker, you said,

colour yourself intrigued. I've got a little tidbit for you. Can't tell it on air. Can't tell it on air, which tells me I need to do this. Godden, wedding! Bingo. So, when we went away to New Zealand recently, Morgan and I were quite excited.

Obviously, we've had a baby. I was about three months old. So, you know, the love making is certainly on the decline when you have child. Let me tell you that one for free. Just initially, early days anyway, because there's the healing and then there's the dealing with a new thing. There's the energy. There's the straight up energy. There's also the fear.

I can't handle another one. You know what I mean? There's a lot of complexity to it. I get it. But we were like, New Zealand, we got this nice hotel, two rooms, giddy up, you know, here we go. What did you get Flo, her own room? Yeah. Sensational.

Yeah, we splashed out on this hotel. I had a pillow menu at my hotel. How cool is a pillow menu? It's so good. I've never used it, but I've looked at the auction. It's so good to look at it, isn't it? You feel rich. Did you get something from the pillow menu?

I didn't. I did a shot at it. Because the ones that were on the bed were sufficient. Yeah, they were good enough. Oh, so good. Yeah, a lot of room service. Anyway, so we drive our first trip If we're driving from Newcastle, we're based, obviously, to Brisbane

And we had to do it over two days because of flow Yep We stop in at Coffs Harbour Obviously, go see the big banana Obviously We get to Coffs Harbour When all of a sudden, Morgan goes It was

Darko Was this? Sorry It was my favourite Jingle on this show. Ducko, was this the Friday that we finished work? Yep. You are not going to fucking believe this.

You in sync. I went to the bathroom after the show. Same thing. Fucking what a mess. We got it two for one. Shut. I genuinely had a text to you. Not to the group.

What are the chances of this as soon as we finish for this stretch and we're all about to go on professional development? That's interesting. What are the chances of that? This one, you know how we waited for yours post-birth and you took like nearly a year? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't tell me this is the first one. This is the first one.

That's why I'm sounding the alarm. My apologies. My apologies. This isn't just like a run-of-the-mill period. I thought it was. No, this is the... Why weren't we playing that game? Yeah, I know.

I didn't think about it until she did it and I was like... I know your mood wouldn't have been affected. Or like, you could have got to break out of people. You could have put weird. I reckon we could have. You could have. Hang on. This was her first one post-birth, three months.

Because, and there is nothing more individual than a pregnancy or postpartum journey, but that feels quick. Early. So she messaged her mum. Yeah, it was mine, maybe eight months or something. Yeah, you nearly took a year. That's why we talked about it. Talked it over so long. I remember thinking, oh, it won't happen for ages because Jess didn't.

That's all I could base it on. Fair enough. And the more got hers. And I was like, what? Jess didn't get hers for like nine months. And it. Do you know what did it? You took it to the fucking gym.

Yeah. You loosened everything up. It could have been that. But it came on furiously and for longer. Sorry, you get to cough. We get to cough. And she goes, oh, my God. And she wouldn't have had any supplies.

Did it? So she had to go to the shops while I was minding flow. What's her method of choice? Didn't ask. But this thing lasted, like normally hers like a three-dayer. This thing lasted six. And I've heard. And again, I was so lucky, but I was the exception, not the rule.

Mine was relatively normal, but I've heard the first one. No, yeah, it was bad. It was bad. Not only that, but also emotionally. She doesn't only get affected by it, but this one, she was like, oh my God, I'm really feeling different. Because this is the hormones just running crazy. I was like, what the fuck are the odds?

It's our first overseas trip in ages, particularly as a family. We're going there to rekindle and then the day before we leave, this happens. And it happens three months. Usually, and again, there's so many exceptions to the rule. Usually it's when you stop breastfeeding because then your body goes, oh, well, we're going back to normal, so that's pretty interesting that her body went, nah. Well, she messaged her mom because her mom goes, I got mine really soon after birth as well. Oh, my God, there you go.

Yeah, so she's like, it's really, yeah. Oh, so the first leg of your tree. Yeah, it was bloodstone. Not only. No, hanky-panky. Yeah. Do you, have you ever done that? No, I'm not into that.

That's not, that's not how I roll. I'm a, I can be a kinky bitch, but even I draw the one and somewhere. It's just like, it's not good looking down and seeing, you know. Yeah, because you just go, have I hurt you? Back, what's your take on that? I'm not here. Have you noticed how far away she's moved from the mic? She's like, fuck, I wish I didn't come in.

She knew he was going there. Right. I know. So it was annoying because it was a... And then we went and stayed with my cousin after that one in Cleveland. I was like... Yeah, so... But I just thought the first one, because I didn't thought of playing the game when she got it.

Yes. Yours took so long. Took so long. Which is all I was basing it off. Yep. We thought we had more time. And yeah, three months. Oh my God.

Yeah, I only remembered last night to tell you because then it's coming back. Oh, it's now been a month. Yeah, and I'm like, Jesus Christ. I can. Oh, actually, that's a good warning for me. That means mine will come soon. Yeah, the next couple of days. Oh, my God.

Yeah, anyway, I don't think Morgan will mind me telling this. I don't know why he didn't do it on the show. I was like, when I get back to work, I'm going to play the alarm. Everyone's going to be confused. I genuinely when you just thought you meant she got it. I forgot. I wouldn't tell you when she regularly just got it. Which saddens me greatly.

This was the big one. Wow. So anyway. Oh, that's, I'm sorry about that. Yeah, thank you. Sorry, you both had to deal with that. Jess and Ducko in the morning Right on 6 o'clock

Happy Thursday team Wow Good morning Another day hey The 14th of August It's got a nice ring to it That the 14th of August If it's your birthday today

Happy birth Embrace it Embrace it I'm the 13th of September So 13th of September Actually I saw a grid The other day

Of the most common birth date Oh yes In Australia Oh yes I think it was in September September has a lot of birthdays It might have been either side like the 14th of the 17th.

Because shy guys in September, isn't he? No, he just had his. June. Yeah, that's right. We got him, the racing. Actually, where are we are with that? The racing car. Oh, yeah.

Experience. Have you done that? No, not yet. Yeah, it'll get there. Okay. I will. I think it's a summer thing. Yeah, true.

Fair. I would have assumed he would have told us, but I also wouldn't have been surprised if he didn't. True. Like, I did that three months ago. Yeah, yeah. And he's like, I posted a photo. I'm like, what?

Yeah. Did you? Oh, to my story, though. It wasn't Gridworth. Obviously. Yeah, obviously. You know, you'd be the first to know what I'd book again. So I do remember your 30, for my apologies.

I thought I was a big one. Yeah. We weren't invited to the party. That's why. There was no milestone. He was six friends. That's right. The other Luke.

Apparently I listen to the show, but I don't know if they're real. No one's ever DM'd me. Any of you and anyone DM'd you? Never. If you are allegedly a friend, a real friend of Shy Guy, slide into Jess or Ducko, as in our individual. Yeah. So Shy Guy can't say a secret about the man.

And just let us know. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I want Intel. That'd be nice. If you're allegedly a friend, you'll have Intel. Yeah, you'd know the deep secrets of the Shy Lord. Exactly. The most common birthday is the 21st of September.

21st, but before 2016, it was the 17th. It was 21st till Virgo? I think it is. I can't remember when the cut off. Good question. I don't know when it dips into the next one. I'm 13 and I'm Virgo. Oh, I reckon you might be...

No, but aren't you on the cusp? No, Leo's... We say that because I have a lot of traits. Oh, we say that because your personality is more than. Yeah, yeah, I have a lot of traits of it. Yeah, but what's your son ascending? I've no. deal with that it.

Virgo and September 22. Thank you, Babs, while Googling. Hello. Hang on. Hang on. From the cheap tutes. Do I chalk her up there? No, well, then you should chalk me up for my Google.

I think it's got to be when the pressure's on. It's got to be a fit guy. It's okay. Don't bite my head off. He's hanging on by a thread. He's only two points above it. She's on his... That's not a thread.

She's on his... For someone who can't really Google is, well, Shire. You should be well more ahead. Like, Babs is... I know. Yeah. September 22, that's an interesting one. So Virgo and September 22, where did you say?

the most popular birthday was? No, no, so before 2016, it was the 17th. And after 2016, according to the ABS, it was the 21st of September. After 2016, there was a bit more rooting a couple of days earlier. It's around years. It's around year when that September babies are born.

It's around that summer periods, December January. Of course, any sort of like a sex psychology, you'd be all over it. You're like, I know when people are doing it. I was conceived in Nusa. I know my story. I know where I know where I shot out of dad. Do you know what? That is one thing.

Do you not know about my history? I encourage you to ask where you were conceived. Who do you reckon would know better my mum? Your mum, yeah. It's a blur for your dad. He was just getting through. Your mum. Good morning.

Yeah. Where was I conceived? Do you remember? Not even do you remember. Of course she would. I was her first. Like, it's going to be. You have to remember.

Yeah, yeah. Where was I? I can't wait for Flo to ask me that story. Well. Did you keep the petri dish or the test tube? Yeah, yeah. I remember it well, honey. Our parents

I went into a little space Meet my left hand Right hand You know I'm Epidxious That's right My right hand was pivotal In your creation I remember saying that to Morg

Actually when I'd finish that sample To go on through RVF I remember saying like Could you imagine like that just then Could be one of our kids And it was Yeah yeah Oh my God

One of like the 18 that rolled through It's actually pretty spectacular It's pretty cool It's wild hey It's so cool I, you know, when we were sort of, and I again, I always say this, having trouble in inverted in commas because it wasn't in the grand scheme of things, but I was writing down every time Angus and I did it to have this story for Lucia.

So I have like the date. I have where we were. Luxembourg's career anniversary. Even like how good it was. Oh, you're running out at a tent. Yeah. It was like our best session ever. Oh, that's good.

Yeah, something happened. Did you get off your back to Joe? Something happened in that session that had never happened before. What happened? That had never happened before. You still whispered it. You had your radio really high. Oh, no.

No, I didn't. Worlds collided. No, you couldn't hear that. That was just for my mate. That was, yeah. Oh, there you go. That's a moment. That's a moment.

And that's the one. Can you believe it? Tell her that. Just play her back this. Yeah, yeah. Yes, that's my favorite thing about this job. We have this unbelievable time capsule. Yes.

That she can go back and hear all these stories about her, About her dad. She'll obviously go back on listener. Obviously. The day I was created. Obviously. Babs, do you know your story? Origin story?

Yeah. I think so, yeah. Oh, how good? Where was it? At the snow. Oh, cold, frisky. Bit of mulled wine, perhaps. Let's warm each other up.

Yeah. Because you're the oldest of the siblings. I am, yeah. So that was their first. So they were probably like, let's start a family. All right. I'm ovulating day, Mo, let's go. We should do 13, 10, 60.

Where were you created? I want to find the strangest place. Origin stories. Yeah. No, it would have been great if X-Men were coming out with a new movie and we could have done some sort of $10,000 tactic. Thanks to X-Men origin. What's your origin story? Well, Dad said it was in his shed.

All righty. Okay. Thanks, Graham. I actually love that. Write that. Yeah, you're writing it down. If you don't want to call in on 13, 1060 right now, you can text us. 04,88, 108, 10, 106.

If you know where you were created. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The weird of the better. Oh, my God. I love that so much. That's a bit of fun. Do you know your conception story?

Yes. Uh, we don't, we don't want to hear from, I guess we want to hear from the kid, right? I don't want to hear from the parent going, I remember where I was when we had Lily. I guess not. I guess we went here from the kid. My dad had me. I had the conversation with my parents. Yeah.

Yes, because that's even the juicy thing. How did it come up? Chung, have you found out yours? No, I had no idea. Okay. Message Sharon. I message my mom. My friend Kearney, yeah.

They celebrate, oh my God, I'll text her. They celebrate her birthday, but also her conception day. That's a bit of fun. I'll text her. Do you celebrate the conception day? Do you celebrate? Jeez, that's hilarious. Oh, this is amazing.

I hope we get some texts. I would love to see some weird, wacky ones. Absolutely. Or just really humdrum Monday. Yeah, yeah. And I wonder if it impacts who you go on to be. Ooh. Do you know, if the point of your...

We got married at Nusa. That's where I was conceived. We were back there for holiday. See, you are drawn to Nusa. Like a moth to a flame. Like a moth to a flame. All right, let me get it from Lease. Let's find out.

And I wonder, maybe there is some sort of tether. I hope yours is hilarious. Maybe they were in Italy. That's why I'd freaking gone back there. Could be. It could have been Rome. Or... The Pope was watching.

She was feeding my dad. Spaghetti at the time. You know? They just had a pasta dinner. Yeah. Anyway. We'll circle back. We'll go a big show for you, though.

Of course, Alphabucks. Uh, wordioki, returning today as well. Yes. Which is exciting. But up next, the much anticipated 1097 film Titanic has some news. Finally. This is hot goss. Is it 27 years?

Yeah, it's a long time. It's a long. For the anniversary, James Cameron debunked, actually debunked the myth of could Jack have survived on the plank of wood with Rose? Because I'm sure it's been done before, but not from James. Not from James. The dude behind the film. Yeah, and he went into a lot of detail.

Jess and Ducko. Yes and Ducko. Have you ever had a thought, an idea, enter your head so far. and leave just as quickly it gave you like whiplash this morning driving to work you know I'm living in my in-laws apartment we've had to move out of our house

the renovations have begun they've done some gutting they've done some cutting Are you enjoying apartment life? No. Not liking it. I am very blessed and very grateful. You don't need to say that. You can just say I hate it. I hate it, man.

I understand that the alternative would have been very expensive. Yeah, totally. It's handy, but it's still. And I also don't understand how people do living through it a girlfriend came over and I was like

how lucky are we she goes I guess the alternative is you would have had to live through the renner I went but how every room

bar my daughter's bedroom because we'd already sort of done that up is being renovated so I'm home a lot of the day with a two year old and a giant dog and we just went to stay

in the bedroom you could have done it 15 tradies demolished things cut things out stuff that we got cleared for asbestos

and all that but there's stuff in the air there's dust. It couldn't have happened. So we are lucky to have this option, but we are, you know, out of there and in an apartment. And so obviously a new route to work, having to get a lay of the land, new supermarket, all these very life admin-y things.

Yeah, that you used to. Yeah, throwing me out of whack a bit. But my route to work, Ducco, at, you know, just before 5.30-ish, whatever, takes me past a 24-hour gym. Now, this morning, just this morning, Ducco. Yeah. Obviously, we've had three weeks off of professional development. It was a very gluttonous three weeks, all right? I'm feeling a bit.

Maybe I should get back into... Haven't trained much. I'm not seen kind of the PT. I barely did exercise. All right, we walked everywhere, but I want to get back into something. I drive past this gym this morning, and you know, it's bright light. It's operating. I think I know the gym to do it.

Why do they have it so see-through? Great question. No one wants to look in, and no one wants to be in the gym and have someone to see me from the road. Thank you. Why is the bank of treadmill. facing the street. I understand maybe the layout of the space. That was the best option.

Face them into the gym. Weird. Because at night the light inside goes out, whereas in the daylight, those windows... Oh, do you think we'll be blacked out a bit? Okay. So how those windows work,

when there's lights on inside and it's dark out, you can see it. Oh, so it's actually like a reverse thing. You can't see in. Okay. Well, I swear I've seen in there in daylight. Oh, okay. I swear I've seen in this gym.

It's like a glowing beacon in the night. Yeah, yeah. because obviously it's dark when we're driving to work. This morning, it's not a huge space. You know which one I'm talking about. I'm driving down. I hit, let's say, the start of the gym on the road, and the thought enters my brain.

Should I start working out before work? Could I get? Could you, are you joking? Literally. Hello, who's this? So sincerely this thought. I'm driving down because it's like 40 along that road because it's a high traffic area.

and it's a set speed limit even at that time of the morning. So it's relatively slow. So it's a slow drive, but a quick thought. Do you reckon I could just get up an hour earlier, 45 minutes earlier, and do a workout before work? I haven't even left the windows that end the gym where the thought went, God, no. You just laugh?

Who do I think I am? No. Even as someone like me who likes exercising, I don't think I could ever do it before work. And it's just... Not this job. Not like getting, I have to get up at three. Yes, that, and that's my brain.

To be training by 315, 320, to be done by 4.30. Like, it would be a nightmare. Because then I was sort of calibrating it in my head. I went, I could walk to it. So it's not like I'd need the car. Yeah. But that walk would maybe be five minutes, genuinely, five minutes. But that is five minutes to get there to decide what I'm doing.

You know me. I'm not motivated. It's not like I'm going to have a program. No, pretend. It's not there at 3.30. It's not there whipping me. Pretend to be on the treadmill for what, 25 minutes, warming up and then go, whoop, better get back.

I know an old radio team, like a full team, and this is another place, that all used to go for team runs pre-show. So the whole team, they'd all meet at work, and they're all in their running gear, and they'd all go for a run, and they'd come up at the show. Oh, like 3 a.m. 3.30. So we could do that. I mean, the whole team wants to go for the board. Do you know what?

To be honest, daco, the only way I probably would keep on to it is to have some sort of commitment. Yeah. Shaga, you win for a team run? This gym is 24 hours. Babs is into a running era. Babs, you'll do it. It actually doesn't sound that bad. Because the endorphins, all that's stuff about working out first thing, isn't that amazing for you?

You feel good after, but the alarm at 3.30, you just, no. It would just be disgusting. So my whiplash was correct. The thought flying out of my house. Does any song get, like, some reason, the intro of this song puts lead in my pencil like no other? You know why? I don't know why. Because songs don't utilize the pan flute

As much as they should. Why aren't people using more pan flute? I'm going to take it up. I want to do a pan flute lesson. I would love it. Okay, I'll start training before the show. You take up pan flute. Let me just look at what a pan flute.

Everyone's got new hobbies for August 2025. I just want to see what a pan flute looks like. I think it's a series of pans. Oh, yeah, I'll play that thing. I'll blow on that flute. Yeah, it is, it is. It's like a little bamboo flutes. It's like, um...

Is there anything cool up? You saw me at a party, go, I can play the pan flute and whip it out. I was trying to give it a... It's a sort of harmonica vibe, isn't it? Yes, it is a bit. You're blowing? You're blowing in like little bamboo things.

Anyway. But you're absolutely right. The opening moments of this song, take you right onto that ship. Titanic. Leo and Kate. What really made them into stardom, didn't it, Titanic? Oh, absolutely.

Absolutely. Now I'm bringing you a hot thing. Titanic Celebrated 25 years, two years ago. I'm bringing you a hot article from two years ago that I'm just discovered. Slow news day. Mate, I saw us all the call. The today show we're doing coffee is a mood booster. Yeah, slow news day. Not that far.

I, hey man, you didn't cover it two years ago. Yeah, if we didn't see it. Better late than never. We didn't see it. Okay. I know, you didn't. Shagai, when you said you're internal, this is what Justin Ducco did on the show today. Maybe leave this one off.

I don't want to be judged by the network. They're like, that was two years ago. What idiots. They might have done it too. I'll monitor what they send as well. JC. We'll probably also got the same feed. The one and only JC, Jimmy Cameron.

That's right. Titanic director. Oscar winning. Yep. The Titanic, I wrote down here, 11-time Oscar win that movie. Yeah, absolutely. Kate won it.

Leo did not. Leo didn't go to the Oscars famously because he wasn't even nominated. So he's like, stuff that. He's not even nominated for that role. So he didn't go out of like stuff the industry. He must have pissed someone off in his youth. That isn't Oscar worthy. He was nominated as a kid

for what's eating Gilbert Great, one of the youngest nominees ever as supporting actor. Oh, people were like this guy's getting a big head on his shoulders. And then to bring him back down. Titanic Kate does, the film does, the director does. It wins a lot and he doesn't. He didn't go. And him and James Cameron had a falling out. Pretty petty he didn't even go. That's why him and James Cameron had

fooling out. Yeah. Apparently James Cameron's notoriously hard to work with for actors. To be fair, look at the, look at what he produces. Yeah. Like he's got high But Kate Winslet joins the cast of Avatar for the one that's just gone. She held her breath for the longest, I think, of any actor that's ever done it. I did see that. I did see that.

They've obviously got a great working relationship. Yes, but Leo and James never worked together again. So that's why we never saw a Titanic 2. I mean, granted he killed Jack. Well, that's what we'll talk about. So Jack Dawson dies because... Hey, whoa! Sorry, in case Babs hasn't seen it.

Actually, that's a question. You're young. Have you seen the Titanic? I have, yeah. It doesn't hold up now, doesn't hate? The CGI is pretty average, yeah. Are young people re-watching it? Here's a fun one.

I think so. The first gift my wife ever got me when first started dating was the DVD of the Titanic. How long do you reckon you'd been together at the point? Like, was it a birthday or something that had come up? Yeah, my birthday, and she'll be the DVD of the Titanic. You've always been a lover of the arts. Yep. A lover of cinema.

Yeah. And we like that movie. She liked that movie. Do you still have the DVD? No, I don't have any DVDs anymore. I used to have a DVD collection. My dad threw it out. Classic.

Oh, along with your silver medal. and yes, thank you, my rowing suit. Chris. Anyway, Rose, who also played... Oh, what's her name? You mean Kate Winslet? Sorry, Kate Winslow, who played Rose. Yes.

Rose De Witt. She basically... I did not. That's a great trivia question. De Witt, Bucketer. I knew Dawson. I did not know... Jack Dorson.

Yeah. So anyway, the whole thing goes that there was room on that door at the end. Leo could have survived, but Kate Blanchet basically says... Not Kate Blanchet. I'm getting my wires crossed here. This is two years. years ago. I really should have had time for my face. Goodness me. I'm just going to say Rose and Jack. You're thinking of Galadriel from all the rings.

Okay. Sorry. Rose, which is Kate Winsland. Basically, who is Rose DeWitt? She's on the door. And then Jack goes, I'll sit off the door. But everyone goes, there's enough room on that door. They could have survived. He froze in front of her and then drifts off into the abyss. And she is left blowing that little pissy whistle. But she does get What annoys me is she goes, I'll never let you go, Jack. Then lets him go while he floats down. In the same breath, let's him go.

Jimmy Cameron's come out and said it was an artistic choice to kill Dawson off. Like, essentially. But they did test. They got two stunt doubles that weighed the exact same as the actors at that time. Who were the actors again? Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet. They got the two stunt doubles that weighed the same as them. Yeah, and a door, a replica door.

The same door that they used in the film of the Titanic because Jimmy Cameron said it up, right? Of course. They'd still have the prop. The first test was getting them both... And what are they in a pool? They were in a pool that fits it. It was cold water. They put stress monitors on them.

The first test, they both got on the door together. And apparently the door submerged so much that they would have been too much in dangerous levels of freezing water. They wouldn't have survived. So they both would have frozen. They both would have frozen. However, in the second round, all right, he put them in a plank pose.

Here's the audio. He went down. He went way down. You went way down to our baseline. Which is our worst-case scenario. his body fully immersed. So this is probably our most accurate line for what our characters were supposed to have experienced.

And then he starts to inflect up and he kind of stabilizes up kind of halfway between our mid-case and our best case. So they're in a long plank and basically they could survive but they were getting submerged and they wouldn't have been able to physically hold that position. I was just about to say, Doc, Plank,

like what I know of the gym plank. Yeah. One of the most excruciating exercises you can do. Wouldn't be able to hold it. You can't, I can't hold that in ideal conditions. He wants them to hold a plank on a door in freezing cold water. No. That's not happening.

But the third one, this is an interesting one, which could have lasted a long time. So the stunt people reenact the Titanic sequence. So they did the running, the fighting, the swimming, the panic, all that sort of stuff. Oh, because they're exhausted as well, let's remember. Then they asked Rose, the person playing Rose, to give Jack her life jacket. So he could float on the life jacket and the door. Right, she's on the door with the life jacket on. But he's got nothing.

They then realise that that would have worked. So if Rose hadn't been a selfish little monkey Yep And given her life jacket Granted she'd probably not thinking straight Yeah She probably didn't even realise she had the life jacket on in that moment So true

That would have kept him buoyant enough Whilst still submerged But would have kept his head above water Not drowning Exactly And they might have survived till the boat came However both on the door Not working

I can't believe it's taken 25 plus two Years To get to the bottom of this Tell that one around the water cool today. Absolutely not Let's go

What's motivating this morning, Dahl What do you want to spend $10,000 on? I would love to I've been a month for so long Not that I'm ever regretting that by any means But it's time to me to start Doing the things that I didn't do in my younger years Oh, okay

Queen, what are we talking? What are we thinking? Well, I'd love to go skydiving And I want to go on a cruise Yes All right, well once you win 10 grand We'll make sure we pop you back to Bab The Queen of Cruises.

She can give you some recommendations. She'll just do the swingers' cruises, so be careful. Yeah, yeah, just be conscientious. Do your own research, Sharon. The letter you're going to work with today, Dahl. It is solid. The letter is R. R for recommendation.

Okay? Nice. Thank you. Let's rip in. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with letter R, we need you to name. A dog breed. Rotwiller. A type of pasta.

A A country Russia A caffeinated drink Pass A musical A band A four-letter word

Rush A vegetable A vegetable A pass A pass An instrument Oh God No

Some toughies in there Sharon. Toughie's in there. Look, you only get yourself three, but the Queen of pasta looked at me very early on for Tompastor, you got that wrong for Rosano.

Sharon, you know. Risotto, I thought that was a rice. Yeah, you know. Rigotoni, babe. I looked up and Jess, and she gave me the daggers. Don't you dare award that? That is rice. That is right.

It's rigatoni or ravioli is what we're after. A caffeinor drink could have been Red Bull. A musical could have been rent or rock of ages. Red hot chili peppers is a band. A vegetable could have been radish. And an instrument could have been the humble recorder. Oh, we're a big fan of the recorder

on the show. Isn't it amazing how how blanks you go when you're in that moment under pressure? It's always the way. And you probably didn't know this Sharon, but we've got a superstar in the room. You've got NRL superstar Adam Elliott from the Knights standing by lucky we didn't introduce added into the combo because Sharon probably would have

wigged out. Adam would have done the rules or something. That would have made him worse. Exactly. Goodness me. Sharon, you're up against it. It's okay, though. You get a hundred dollars though to spend at Temple and Webster. That is all yours. Oh, fantastic. Thank you so much, guys. Very welcome, Shaz. Thanks for joining the show.

See ya. We have it again. 8 o'clock. $10,000 up for grabs. But yes, a great man is here. Smelling good, as always. Adzi. Good morning.

Much to catch up on. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Look at me, such a professional. He's like, it's not my time. I'm going to hang back. I actually tried to play. Alfa back in my head.

How'd you go? Man, Shaz got the same score. Actually, I think I've been able to buy one. I got red hot chili peppers. Yeah. Vegetable was hard. Radies. It's tough.

Shats, Adzi. I'll think breakfast, Jess and Ducko 646, just announced, I think, that I think Sabrina Carpenter has a song with Taylor Swift on her new album. Shut your dirty mouth. Is that true, Babs? Yeah, she hates Sabrina Carpenter out there. Oh. And hang on, is this going to be on the mint green album? Yeah, the new one. Yeah, so anyway, watch this space.

Look at you up with your sabby cat and your Taylor Swift goss. Thank God we've got you. Boom, boom, boom, everybody say Adam. He'd be up on his goss. Absolutely. Well, your wife, massive swifty. So I guess by osmosis, you. You'd be across all this stuff.

Yeah, I'm a T-Swizzle now. Yeah, yeah. Wasn't around that, though. Yeah, geez, I'm excited. Made me day. God, you're pumped. You're going to listen to that. Go to tell all the boys at Tray.

I was she doing a song with a chippy, but anyway, Carpenter. Who's Sabrina Carpenter? Do you know who Sabrina Carpenter is? No. Do you remember that espresso song was everywhere? Sweet aspresso. Oh, no, that's Sabrina. Yeah, yeah, that one we just played with Sabrina.

You know more that you let on. Sorry, sorry, there's a. It's been a while. There's a squeezy penis that sits in between me and Adam. I don't know. Whenever Babs sits there, too, it's like, whenever you sit there, it's like, I'm looking at it. It's a stress pain. I appreciate Adam picked it up to look at it and then just placed it back where it was.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's been a while. Eagle-eyed rice cookers on all our videos goes, what is that dildo in this studio? Who got us that? I think this came with all the gifts we got from our friends at Minks, Erotic Butte. No pun intended. Yeah, yeah. Hey, how I haven't seen you in a while. Yeah, it's been a while.

I'm great. I was just saying a shy guy downstairs. The last couple of days was a bit of a teaser. The sun was out. It was lovely. Wasn't it yet? We're set in for a bit of rain again. God, I'm seeing this wet.

The footies been wet. Been getting drenched at Mack Jones, which is a bummer. There's been some big NRLW games on. They had the magic round here. Mills's been flat out. She's been working plenty of games and we just can't get a dry game up in Newy, which has been... Feel sorry for the women's too,

because every time they come here and play or have the match around. It seems to be raining. They've got those ground-breaking things happening. The first three games. Game, Origin series, all those sorts of things going on. Origin buckets down. Magic round, bucketed down the whole time. The day it was over, the sun come out.

It's a bit of a shame, but, yeah, you've got to take the good with the bad, don't you? Amen. And how's your bicep injury? Yeah, it's coming along really well, so 11 weeks this week. Are you done for the season? Done for the season? Yeah, yeah. So the 12th week will be next week, and they've been quite strict on,

the surgeons been quite strict on me, not really getting too adventurous with my rehab until the 12 week mark. We've been able to progress with the physios, the medical staff at the nights, which has been great. I've been able to get a little bit more work in it and starting to build back a bit of that muscle because it started looking a bit like a string bean.

Yeah, yeah. It's good for the ego, but yeah, it's been tough the last few weeks watching the boys. I, you know, I just took it for what it was at the start when I first got injured and had the surgery and was going through the process. But now that I've been up and moving,

the slings off, I've had some FOMO watching the lads play. And we've gone down in a couple of really close ones as well and you know the boys have been competing really well so it's been hard to be on the sidelines and watch yeah and it must be hard with your split focus i guess adam and i guess any uh athlete who doubles as a parent with a with a newborn very very close to joining your family your partner four weeks if that away you must be going right um switching into this sort of focus now as well with the new arrival very very soon yeah yeah it's exciting um brails jaden braley he just had their baby bows congratulations to jaden and lilliana yeah

been sharing the nerves with Brails he's like, you know, the last couple of weeks he's been nervous because they've been playing away and had different games on and, you know, obviously didn't want to miss it. So, or at least have, don't have that. I've got the luxury of being around when Mill goes in. So, you know, I'm not worried about being on a plane

in New Zealand or whatever. But, yeah, just really looking forward to it. It's, um, it's a long time coming, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Get how long it goes for it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's at that point now. And those last couple of weeks are like, oh no, yeah, especially for Mill. She's at that point now too, though, where it's all, you

They say it's full term and everything's healthy if she was to go into labour now. So where pump, nursery set up, preams on, had the baby carrier on last night, just testing it out. What pram did you go for? Bugaboo. Oh, you got on the bugaboo. I saw she was asking her followers on Instagram for suggestions on how to consume the placenta. Yes. Are you doing that?

Yeah, yeah, we're doing it. It's because you're not why. She's on radio now. So now she's doing all the wacky things. Yeah, yeah. We're wax anyway. Are you going to have it? I'll give him a shout out.

Oxytocin. from Caves Beach. Pills? Yeah, yeah. Put them in capsules. Actually, you want to go for the lasagna. You want to do the placenta lasagna? I voted for that.

I said, please, oh, you get Adam to bring it in. We'll have so. Open the capsules, sprinkle a bit on. Can you imagine how good Milly Elliot's placenta would be for you? Like, this woman is a superstar. Like, that would be another level of good. Running through brick wall. Like, mine would be like, mine was basically 65% cheese.

Hers would be pure. energy and muscle and anyway, I might save it for pre-game. Yeah, have it. Smuggle some of the pills away. Just raw dog it when it comes out, bang.

You've seen a placenta because you've gone through this process before, but there's nothing more disgusting than seeing a percent up. Jeez, it's off-putty. Oh, my God. It's an alien. Shy guy, we'll have to get your visual. I've seen. It's gross.

Oh, you have seen. It's like good. Yeah, it's like good, sorry, but it's, you know. It's not. It is what it is. It's the magic of life. It's definitely not delightful. Yeah, it's not delightful.

Now, speaking of your wife doing radio, I saw this on her radio show, talking about your future. They were discussing potential you being linked to other clubs, maybe in Sydney, etc. Are we able to... That's good. I didn't know. Was she airing the laundry? Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah.

She was very, like, political about it. Yeah, okay. But just said, look, it is up in the air. Her caros not so much. Yeah, her car is not so much. And I know, obviously, treading carefully, that's sort of coming up for you. Is it something that has gone further down the road or we're still up in the air? Oh, no, it's definitely realistic.

So, I mean, talks with a couple of clubs at the moment. And, yeah, just, I suppose, one, trying to secure the future, but also just find a really good fit for me. Moving forward, I'm at the age now where, you know, I think it's a really important decision because I want to be somewhere where, you know, I'm really happy and playing my best footy. And, yeah, so we're certainly not taking that decision lightly.

It's a collective one, both me and Mill. And everyone would have seen the reports of, you know, one of the clubs that I'm linked to. So, you know, a pretty good bloke at the helm there. So that's certainly enticing for me and I have had some really good chats with him. Okay. All right. Leave it there.

I feel selfish being like, no. Stay with us. But also, that is the most sensible thing for you as a person, for you as a professional and for your family. So I hope it is all smooth. Thank you. Because I know how happy you are here. Yeah. And I know how happy.

You've talked to us about, you know, setting up here and future here and stuff. It must be just a weird thing in your industry, similar to Wales, I guess. honestly, like I've seen it since I was 21 years old and you see blokes that you think are so stuck in cement somewhere and then next thing they're gone and yeah, we just get so used to doing it yeah, we get so used to saying goodbye to teammates

goodbye to coaches goodbye to staff in generally, you know goodbye to once weekly radio friends that you come in and visit? Oh, I'm far down the road. I'll still try out, make the trip back. Hey, right. You got something fun for us as well to finish it off?

Yeah, the beer mall. So this bloke called Corey Bellamore, he's gone five times back to back to back to back to back. But I reckon I could give him a run for his money. What's the beer mile? So you're on an athlete's track, 400 metre running track. You've got a scull a beer. The beer has to be a minimum of 355 mil, which I think it's a midi.

Yeah, that's like a big. Thought it would be a schooner. Scooy, yeah. If you can't do it at all right. So apparently it can be a tinny or a bottle. It's up to you. You got to scull it, then run a lap, scull another one, run a lap, until you've run a mile, so four laps of a 400 metre track.

This is my lack of beer knowledge. You're getting drunk doing that? Absolutely. So by your fourth, fifth lap, well, it has to be, it's 5%. So it can't be, I think less than 5% is mid-strength. So it's full strength. We're talking full easy. You'd be bloated.

Full tilt. Yeah, you'd be bloated. That's your concern. It takes a while to get bloated. Yeah. So it's a scarlet quick enough. Yeah, I was it to say, and go for it. Trick your body.

You beat the bloat. I think you could do this for sure. That's the headline for the beer mile. Beat the bloat. Honestly, he's from Canada, this bloke. I'd love to call him out. Come over here, mate. I'll full of you.

Okay, well, we're going to have to set this up. You've now put it out there. I'm happy to see you do. We'll test this out. We've got an athletics track down the road. So I go, we're going to need a bunch of middies, please. It's off-season for you. Come on.

Exactly. Hey, mate, thanks for coming in. We'll see you next week. Pleasure, guys. Thank you. Jess and Ducco. Welcome to a glorious Thursday. And Jess, don't you dare forget about McGrittles.

How got to forget about my griddles? Well, I wasn't sure. Do you know how torn I was yesterday after swimming lesson whether to get the McWinges or the McGruddles. What'd you do? I got the McWing's. How was it again?

They're delicious, aren't they? They slap. But you know what I did this time? Because I only got a three piece. I didn't get the two sauces. I only got ones. I went spicy buff. God damn, that's spicy.

It's spicy to it. I think you need the spicy buff and the ranch. Yeah. But I like a bit of spicy buff. It's like fire and water. Fire and ice. Stings the nostrils. Anyway,

migrills, two maple infused pancakes. We're not talking about McGrittles. We're talking about McGrittles. Yep, baking between pancakes. It's delicious. It is. Brecky comes first after until, sorry, 10.30 at participating restaurants. Oh, see, that's the thing. Until 10.30, you get your McGrittle in the morning. Then you get your McWing after 1030. Have a day.

Have yourself a day, show you know what you do, Daco? At 1029, you go through the drive-thru, you order your McGrittle. By the time you drive around, you eat the McGrittle, it's 1031. Now it's McWing it up. That's one hell of a Thursday. Have you ever gone through a drive-thru not in a car? No. Have you ever tried to walk through or going on a bike?

I'm not cool. I'm not cool, man. I'm scared of someone telling me off, even if he was a 14-year-old McDonald's employee. I don't want to get in travel. They don't serve you if you walk through. You're not allowed to do it. On foot. Are you crazy?

Intoxicated. They don't serve you. You give me what? I don't do it. I'm a McGreddle. It's after 1030, sir. And you think you're hilarious? But they're like, we've seen this like that many times tonight.

No, exactly. You think you're unique? Yeah. You're not. But, you know, come on. I've always wanted to do the thing where you go, no, nothing for me, but you're stuck in the queue, and then you can steal the persons, you know, either side of you

because that's the bag that would be next. Because technically you've usurped the order. I see. But again, too much of a chicken, not going to do it. Pull up to the window. Yeah, that's mine. Thank you. Yeah, thank you.

Then you open it, you go, nah. The McColls, no thanks. Someone knows the full menu. I actually told mine the McCauze. It was the first burger I could. Let's go through it, shall we? No. Up next.

Someone in the team yesterday was glowing. 100%. They were able to execute a task beyond the scope of their job description, I'm going to say. They were walking around with the bigger package than the shy lord. And it wasn't the shy lord. And that's quite the feat. It's goodness me. And we ain't talking about feet, oh, Ducco.

No, hell no. So we're going to unpack what they did and what that makes them. And who it was. Jess and Ducco. All this week on the show, we draw this tomorrow. your chance to go see Ed Sheeran. You know, a friend of mine, her auntie died, and I sent her supermarket flowers. Could have gone with grandma, but we chucked in the auntie, eh?

Supermarket flowers does not cut it for a death of an auntie. You should have gone to the flower person outside the supermarket who's nice. But, um, oh, Dom, I love him. But the, um, Ed Sheeran doesn't have a song called the man outside the supermarket who sells flowers. He's got a song called Supermarket Flour. Is it meant to be a nice song, or is it kind of insulting supermarket players? No, no, it is a stunning song. It's a beautiful song.

I've never heard that one. It's about, sorry, this is such, it's about his own mum passing away. Happy Thursday, everyone. Cheer up. It's one of his most beautiful. Should we get a long, shy guy? No. Anyway, if you want to be there to see that.

It's something about, you were an angel in the shape of my mom. It's unbelievable. It's a beautiful song. Yeah, I've never heard it. I shouldn't have used it as my thing. You were going to eventually this week. I need to. I've used a lot of the bidsies.

We should have done Ed Sheer and song Bingo. Oh, that's fun. It's too late. I've actually found it here in the system. Go, Ducco. Let me just make it active for the current station. It's careful. You might tear up, dull.

Yeah, well, I just want to hear the hook for it. Yeah, see. Why? You didn't like mine? You were very good. Thank you. You were very good. Oh, my God.

Right. You are an angel. This is going out to Jess's phrase, dead auntie. When I fell down, you're holding me up. Oh, yeah. Oh, jeez. So this is about his mum passing.

You'll say, Hallelujah. You're at home. Okay. Anyway, I just... Do you listen to that in the drive home sometimes and just cry? Yes.

Who do you think I am, Babs? No, it's just a nice song. And a nice way to remind the rice cookers, is what the call of fame is. And speaking of Babs, she's got a bit of BD floating around today. Don't you reckon she's standing up a little bit straighter today? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. She's walking around, spread leg. Just get out how you're going to. She's man spreading. She's man spreading. That's what I meant. Anyway, well, enough, this has been a car crash. Jess and Duckow.

Bloodline. What a tune. Yeah, it's a bit more fun, isn't it? That is a bit more fun. Oh, it's Jess and Ducko. So I'll sing her lane, do you? Nah, let's not. 717, welcome to Thursday.

Don't forget we do have those tickets here, and he has lots of fun songs, too. Absolutely. And he's pretty much a one-man show. He's a great life. He's unbelievable, unbelievable live. You could be there next year when he comes down under. He's got obviously the new album.

We're playing some songs from it, but he does his whole back catalogue, basically. If you want to be there, get involved in the show because it's our call of fame, a double pass. Yeah. And we're going to be asking a third. 13, 1060. What gives you B-D-E?

You do something and you go, bang, I'm the man. I am the man. Yeah. Sweet Babs is in studio. Good morning, Babs. Good morning. You are of the three, the four of us, sorry, the least boastful. You do not brag.

You are a humble queen. But yesterday. Can I say my wife was really concerned yesterday about the fish we gave you? Why? She was like, oh, what poor Babs? What did Babs get that? Someone's feeling sorry for me. I was like, nah, it's the bottom feet.

It does what it needs to do. It gets, you know. Exactly. It hides from the life. Actually, have we laid eyes on badges. Yeah, it's hiding under a rock this morning. Oh, you know, see? It's just because you call it, everyone's calling it ugly.

It ain't the cutest fish. It's a beautiful soul. Great personality. It has an important job, okay? It does. Yeah, suck from the rocks. As do you. Cleans the tank.

Now, speaking of the fish tank, yesterday, if you missed it, I mean, we spoke about it enough and we got in trouble for it after the show. That's right. It was all over our so many. We got a fish tank. We've got fish that are all sort of like us. Yeah. But Babbs, you have become mother hen of the fish tank.

Yeah, I've already cleaned it and fed the fish this morning. That's also why my wife was feeling bad for you. She's like, poor Bab just gets that job. I'm like, no, she loves it. I wear many hats. She also didn't get the three-week professional development that us three got because she had to stay back and work. So you'll also need to do that over the Christmas break

because the fish need to be fed. And a bit of company. Yeah. When she came in this morning, Daco, and turned the light on for the fish, what did you say? I said, good morning. So you're loving it. But what happened yesterday?

Because there was an issue yesterday. Yeah, there was some pictures and some concern in the group chat. Yeah, well, I was sitting. Clean your throat before you get away. I was sitting at my desk and it started going, and I was... One of the fish? No.

That wasn't my sound effects. That was perhaps. That was actually, yeah. It started making that noise. And me and Chagra went, oh, I don't think it's meant to make that noise. So we kind of started like pulling stuff apart and opening things. I know, that's above your pay grade. I know.

Oh, you know, just one of my many hats. Let's check the tube and the water wasn't like going into the actual tank. Well, that's what we thought originally. We're like, oh, my God, it's blocked. Oh, no, we've already killed a fish. Like, oh, my God. Anyway, we kind of walked away and went, oh, it's okay. We'll come back and might just fix it.

We went to go do our real jobs for a while. Yeah, yeah. But then we came back soon. One of them might have got sucked up. Hopefully it sorts itself out. We've been to the podcast. We've got a 10.30. We'll come back to this.

I was like, I'm going to go clean my house. Finding Nemo isn't a documentary, all right? The fish can't get themselves out of the thing. We came back and it was still making that noise. And then so we checked and there wasn't enough water in the top of the tank. And I was like, oh, maybe we need to put water in there. Anyway, I was like, oh, I best call Kyle because he installed the fish tank. He's actually going to know what's wrong.

And he rang and he's like, yeah, you need to put water in there. I was like, oh, yeah, I knew that. Your instincts, as it feels weird calling you mother hen of a fish tank, but yes, as mother fish. Well, we had a fish tank growing up, and it used to make that weird noise. Then when it did that, it's not a farm. When it did that, Dad would have to put water in it. So I was like, oh, maybe it's the same. She prefers you to say the property.

Sorry, the property. Yeah. On the land. So you put the water in. Well, I went to Chaga, go get me sugar water. He was not putting his mitts on that at all. He was not touching that. He was like my little apprentice.

I got you the water. It's like when someone goes into labor, we need hot towels and water. I was like, I'll do that job. Question, did you use the zip tap water? Or did you use the tap water? No, I checked with Kyle. tap water's fine. You just have to put some conditioner in when you do it.

I would never even thought of that. Yeah, like the... Like head and shoulders. Yeah, head and shoulder. Coffee. I'm looking quite dangerous. Yeah, yeah. And yeah, so then we put the water in and it slowly just sucked the water up and then started working and I went, damn.

So that's, that sound disappeared. You fixed it. I fixed it. I am all that is man. And then I turned to Shaga and went, yeah, I feel like I got a big doodle. Man. Nothing makes it sound smaller than calling it a doodle. My weenie is humongers.

It's okay. You've got big doodle energy. You really just Pokemon did it, didn't you? You deflated your doodle, Jonathan. I wasn't confident in calling it anything else. I saw your mind capitulate. What word can I use? So that's the question now.

For X year and tickets, what gives you big doodle? Yeah, yeah, give you big doodle energy. Oh, come on. Babbs fixing the fish tank issue, but also I guess trusting your instincts. You almost didn't need to call Kyle if you'd executed.

I'm glad you did because he's the pro. Yeah, we didn't kill any fish. You didn't kill any fish. But you fixed the tank. You're the tank keeper. I did. And then I was like, damn, like, another hat.

Is this what I do, Mama? Is this what... Someone call me and hire me now. I can fish fish fish. You'll be working at the aquarium in no time, Babs. I want to get. I know we're not paying you much, but can you have the time

to start moonlining at Finn You can't have the house of the apprentice of fish games. 1310, 60, it can be anything. Like opening the jar when your partner asks you and you quack it open. You know, it gives me big doodle energy, Ducco. What's that? The classic, my husband. I can't find the sauce.

You open it. You find the sauce straight away. Yeah, yeah. Being able, feeling capable. Feeling capable. Gives me big doodle energy. What gives you big doodle energy? Or maybe it was your partner that had big doodle energy.

Yeah, yeah. You witnessed it. Yeah. You know, this little wallflower over here, she's come out of her shell. Look at that. Fixing the fish tank. Huge doodle. Huge doodle.

131060, we'll get your name. Jess and ducco. 131060. What gives you big doodle energy? I am all that is mad. We were gifted a fish tank earlier this week after talking about wanting a show pet, Kyle from Finn Vision Aquarium said, guys, I'm a solid rice cooker and I'd like to gift you some fish to represent each of you. And hasn't it paid dividends for him?

We've spoken about it that much already. 100%. Whatever the value of that fish tank is, I think we had. Through the roof. We are like butterflies. I hope people take us at our word. We love this thing. But in the 24 hours we had it, it started making a weird noise, Babs and Shagai having to deal

with that yesterday. Babs, as the empath that she is, what's going on with the fish babies? Something's going on with the filter, the waterfall situation inside the tank. She was able to. fix it. She rectified the situation. I'm going to say, saving all the fish inside. Yes. She said that made me feel like I had a huge doodle. And she used the word doodle, which is very funny. So we don't know on 13, 1060. What gives you that big doodle energy? We go to Liam. Good morning, Liam. How are you going?

Pretty good. I mean, I'm a little bit intimidated, to be honest. Now working with the huge doodles babs. We got two of them in the team now. I know. But Liam, what's done that for you in the past? Look, repairing my own work pants the other week. So my partner has a seem to have some complications to that. So I'd usually ask her, but I had this big tear in the front of my crutch for my work pants. So I got the thread out.

I got going on it. It took me about an hour, but I thought I'd done the shmickers job. She woke up. I laid them out on the lounge and everything, so she'd see them first thing in the morning, so proud of myself. And she thought it was the funniest thing she'd ever seen. She said, not only have done the worst snitching you've ever seen in my life. She's done it all in bright red thread.

plan, and you just followed your whole crutch. I mean... Oh, damn it! I love that you gave it a crack. You thought, I'm going to impress the misson, dabbling into her, you know, area of expertise. And for those hours where you laid it on the counter the bed or whatever before she'd seen it, did you feel elite?

Matt, I was feeling like, yes. I had accomplished something. Yeah. Yeah. That doodle has never felt bigger. Lee, I mean, way to deflate from the partner. I'm like, just let him have the wind. Let him do it.

Gabby on 13106, you got big doodle energy. Hi. Hi. What gave you big doodle energy, Gabby? Well, my partner is six foot, really big muscles, and I drive a motorcycle, and I get big doodle energy when I have him riding on the back. Oh, I love it. Hold on, sweetheart.

So you've got a big six-foot man clutching on. How tall are you, Gabby, roughly? Five-four, five-five. Oh, wow. So he's clutching on. It would look like from a distance if you had your helmets on it. It's like, is that a dad clutching their daughter? Yes.

Has he got the kid on the front there or something? Oh, Gabby. That's a great one. I'm feeling that through Gabby. Does he get scared as well, Gabby, and clutch really tight? When we go around quarters past, yeah. That's so good. Oh, that's a great one.

Reese, good morning. How are we? Excellent. Thank you. When's the last time you failed big doodle energy? That was only last week, actually. at work and one of the machines wouldn't run and I said why don't we try this and they're like no no it's not going to work it's not going to work and I tried it and um it worked and even one of

the boys here and I said that gave you big doodle energy oh yes raise yeah and that's what I think makes it better isn't it reason the doubt from everyone else and you prove them all wrong yeah yes and you get it right there's a lot of pressure in that moment just by osmosis I'm getting big doodle energy from these amazing rascals I'm feeling really good uh should we go to anne yes we should Good morning, Anne. Good morning. How are you? And it seems like you've got big doodle energy.

Ousing from you. Look, I don't feel like it's big doodle energy, but it's doodle energy. Okay, okay. Medium-sized doodle energy for Ann. What are you got? I'll take any. Okay, yeah. So we live on property.

Yeah. And after a big morning working around the place and my husband's walking through the main gate. And what happened is we've got like this, you know, that ARC mesh? Of course, familiar with the ARC. Just for the audience, that isn't. Can you just describe it? It's like a steel mesh. But it's pretty thick.

It's probably about it. Oh, you're sorry. I'm with you now. The one you like is a bit thinner. Oh, you know. Yeah, you get your fist through. I get you. Yep.

And it's small squares, right? Small squares. Small squares. You're walking through this gate. And I'm in front of him and he trips and goes, oh! And I turn around and he has part of the gate. hanging out the front of his leg, half way up his calf, like this spike has gone in. Like it's impaled him, Anne.

It's impaled him. And I've gone, oh, holy crap, what do I do? I went into doctor mode. I rushed over, assessed the situation. And I just went, I'll pull it out. If he bleeds out, okay. I'll put my finger in it. I did.

And I just goes, I said, hold on to yourself, mate. Here it goes. And I just, I'm pulling that. He goes, oh, screaming like a girl. I pulled it out. I put my finger in, save the day. I went, I'm a doctor. So you put your finger in the hole because you pulled it out.

Anne. Yeah. So obviously to stop the bleeding now, I am not a medical person, but I'm pretty sure in instances that, you're not meant to remove the implement because of the blood loss issue, but Anne went, oh, I got a finger, I got a finger, I got a plug. You got a plug. And so what happened? You obviously dial an ambulance or what, what happened?

I just, I kind of like put a Band-Aid over Australia. I did put an eye line in the heart. I brought a cup of tea and I put a band-aid. Just hobble with me, Dow. I'll keep my finger plugged into you. What would you have done in this situation, Ducko? Because I found myself in a hostage situation. I was the hostage.

And I didn't know how to extricate myself from the sit. You know me? Not confrontational. And I've put up with a lot in my life to avoid having an uncomfortable convo. And in my adult years now and particularly as a parent, I'm trying to get better. Like how I'm meant to teach my own kid to stand. up for herself, if I can't do it for me.

Mm-hmm. So when I find myself in sticky situations, I'm like, right, Jess, Prack, come on. Here we go. Here we go. This is the universe testing you. How are you going to stand up? How are you going to measure up?

I was getting a massage and she wouldn't let me leave. Ah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. A little tie massage? Yeah. Just a remedial. No, sorry not remedial, like a relaxing. Well, on the menu, it did have the word relaxation.

It did have the word remedial. I've had one remedial in my life. I didn't care for it. A bit too sporty for me, a bit too like, where does it hurt? And I'll just focus on that. No, no, I'm not an athlete. I don't want that. But relaxation is often they just tickle you.

I need more than that. The word I was intrigued on this menu I've never had before, Shihatsu. What's that? They stand on you. Oh, it was one of them, was it? They hang off the poles off the roof and stand you. At risk of you playing the thing. Where did you find this?

Where did you find this massage? Bologna in Italy. Yeah. Shiazu. Yeah. They stand on you. They manipulate your body. And the only pop culture reference I have as Shiazu is Charlie's Angels when Lucy Lou jumps on that guy's back.

And she's manipulating his muscles and he's traps with her cut off. Sorry, Jess. That's just far too niche. But ever since I watched that movie a decade ago, I've always thought, wow. I've always wanted to try that. I think I've ever had that. And you said hanging off the polls. on the roof, yeah? As soon as I went

in, I looked at the ceiling. No poles, man. These women are unbelievable. They're doing it. There's a balancing act. That means that have full body weight on you. I would have thought hanging off the poles means they have a bit of supported weight. Not just supported weight, but yes, the stability. There was no poles up there. Oh, wow. So, and it's a giant

bed. You know, the massage tables here, it's a skinny. It's not even a single bed. It is skinny. This was like almost, almost a double bed. Bordering on a queen, because obviously, She gets up there. She's moving around.

So at one point, she's on her knees on the side of me, and she's manipulating my legs, manipulating my back. But then she gets up. Her full body weight is on me. Unbelievable. It was unbelievable. But there's a clock, a digital clock, in the room. And Angus had dropped me off and said,

I'll circle back in an hour. I went perfect. At one point, I'm going, geez, I feel like I've been in here for a while. And I look up, and we're on about 65 minutes, 70 minutes. I went, oh, she's gone over the hour. She's just having fun. But you know, when massages start to wrap up, you can sense it.

You can sense it. They're like wiping the oil off you. Well, they do like the double hand karate chop at the end. You're like, ah, it's coming to an end. She's still standing on my back. I'm going. You were very tight, obviously. She just needs to get those knots out.

Jesus, this is my first thought being the tired. I'm saying, am I paying extra? Like, if you're going to go, I went over, you've got to pay me more. But I also was conscientious. Angus is waiting for me with the two. I'm like, I'm like, I'm. He's time is. up. His time is up. Yeah, yeah. God forbid, she's at the end of her tether, Lucia. I went,

I've got to wrap this thing up, but not only do, she's standing on my back, we've got the language barrier as well. So I had to get up some courage, be like, I'm going to have to confront the massage lady. Can you hop down, please? Are we wrapping up soon? So I eventually get the courage to say, are we nearly done? I can see we've gone over the yower. And she just didn't respond, just kept digging her big toe into my shoulder blade. How loud did you say that? Yeah, yeah. Probably not for me. Well, my face, I got, is swooshed into the matrix.

I was conscientious of lifting up in case she snapped my neck or something. You're done when Maria says you're done. Evidently. Yeah. But again, I'm looking at the clock, the digital clock. I'm like, oh, God, it's 75 minutes. He's waiting for me, so I had to, I read up a bit. And at the risk of her toppling off my back, I went, sorry, can you hop?

Can you go? Can you get off my bat? And she did, and she went, what's wrong? I said, oh, it's been an hour. She went, okay. and kept going, but this good time, with her hands. Like, and so, Duck, oh, I eventually... They never go over.

Maybe she had a quiet day and bloke, or maybe you were the only massage she'd ever had, so she was like, well, better make it a good one. Maybe, like, and so I eventually, I just had to get up. So, Topless, my clothes are all on the other side of the room. I just got up. And she's still going? She's just staring at me titties, and I was like, I'm so...

I need to leave, and she went, no, no. And I went, yes, yes. And we're just in this... stare off. I'm holding the language bro, the flims you shared. I said, I'm done now. Finito. And she went, oh, okay.

Are you sure you're at a massage place? Yeah, well, yeah. Did you roll over? She goes on, oh, here we go. Just walking into my house. Yeah, yeah, where were you? It was very home. I don't go.

And she just booked it for me because he saw that I'd been stressed with everything. Did she make you pay extra? No. So she wasn't the one at the front desk and just some bloke. And he went, thanks. That's his wife. That's his wife. That's his wife.

That's his wife. Yeah. Yeah. sort of sauntered out there, but I went... You probably broke her heart. She there was giving you... Maybe you booked an hour and a half. Well, that's...

Then I felt really, you know, when they only do half or they haven't finished quite, I felt really... Had she not finished? She done it for 75 minutes. That's a thing, but she'd only been focusing on the left side. So my right side felt a bit wonky. I went, she worked so hard on one, but I wrapped her up... Oh, that's so funny.

And it's like, how was it? I went, it was fine till the end. She wouldn't let me leave. Then she grabbed my titty. It was a honk. Jeff and Duckow. Currently, uh, I spoke about this, I think, briefly yesterday on the show, but I have a surprise, surprise.

Actually, it's my last one of the year. I don't have any lined up after that, but another Bucks is coming weekend. What's this? Your 47th? Yeah, something like that. But this is a different one. This isn't a friend. This isn't something that I'm really organising.

It is my sister's partner, so my future brother-in-law. You've got two sisters. Yep. And when your older sister got married, you were young. 21. Yeah, so it's been a long time. And so, like, I didn't care. When I was 21, it was two days, it was away.

I think it was on an island somewhere. I didn't care, like, where I slept, what I did. I could bounce back. You're resilient at 21, aren't you? Now, like with this box this weekend, like I said to yesterday, I want to bring my cuddled boomerang pillow. To make sure your shoulder and back are supported before you go no-nice. I want to ask the guy who's organising it how many pillows they'll be on the bed situation,

but there's not enough beds there are blokes. Yeah, so not only do you potentially have to share with someone you don't really know? Because it's obviously all your future brother-in-law's people, not your people. I know about, or you're on the floor? Yeah. I know about five people out. of 16. Yeah.

And it's a weird one for me because it's my little sister's partner. And then going there and doing this, everyone who's on this box will know that it's on the brother. Yeah. So it's a different dynamic all together. I love this guy. It's a great dude. Good bloke.

A really cool guy. I'm sure I'll get along with everyone. But like, it is a different dynamic to when it's your mate. Yes. Or even my oldest sister, different dynamic. I was the younger, like, whatever. Now it's like being... You're the protective big bro.

Yeah, a little bit. But like, not that I'm... I would do anything or care, but it's just, it is a weird, I said to Morgan, I was like, nervous is the wrong word, but I've been to that many boxes and done that many, but I'm still kind of like, how's this going to go? Is there an element of the chat about the bride that you're worried about? Like, are the boys going to, not bag out, Laura, but is there an element of like, she'll be a topic of conversation, and you're, you have to be in her camp, or you're on her team.

I mean, I suppose I haven't done that on other boxes. into, but it is that thing where it's like, you know, I don't know, you're the brother and everyone's like, yeah, the jokes will come. Yes. And which is fun. Like, I don't, I don't care. I don't mind. But it's just the whole weekend, I don't know if I'm going to feel, like, maybe I will.

As the other. As the other, yeah. And I said tomorrow, I was like, I'm going to have to really just rip in here. Like, I'm just going to have to really lean in and just show that like, it's all good, baby. You're one of Du Bois. Yeah, yeah. You're one of Du Bois in this scenario, in the situation.

Yeah. Even with your cuddle pillow. Yeah. So she's like, don't bring the cuddle pillow. And I was like, well, can I steal pillows from other boys' beds and make my pillow fortress? The other thing is, I need to share a bed with another dude. Yeah, yeah, that's probably nice. I've done it with my mates plenty of times and I don't care.

But all my mates I've known since I was like 12 or whatever. And what's your pyjamas? What do you like to do? Are you just a boxer boy? Well, this is, yeah, but now I'm probably just going to sleep in exercise gear. Undy's on as well, just in case I catch midnight wood. I'm joking. Obviously, I'm joking.

Sorry, what's your name again? Trent. Pardon me morning wood in your back. Oh, libido's high, Trent. I don't know. Ready for a big day, too? It's just funny. Like, you guys know I've done that many buckses.

I know. If there is one field that you are well versed in. It's a box. It's a box. But this feels different. Yes. It just feels like, yeah, I don't know. And you know what?

I feel like it should feel different. Yeah. It's your little sister. It's my little sister. We're back into the first week of work. We've just come off through his professional development. Now I'm just going to blow myself up on the Gold Coast for two days. And the Ushu is I worry show.

guy, trying to endear himself to all the boys, he doesn't know that well, and also cement himself as one of DeBois, you're going to go harder than you usually will. I am. I am. Well, just don't go too hard. It's impossible. It's impossible. You don't have an off switch. I don't have an off switch.

You don't have a dimmer switch. Trying to impress. Exactly. Yeah, but I do keep thinking about the bad situation. Like, I'm like, okay, the pillow's not going to be there. I'll bring my headphones so I can listen to some rain sounds because, you know, I listen to rain when I go. Like, all these little creature comforts.

And you say, you're a pillow, your rain noise machine. Yeah. Yeah, I know, I'm just going to be, they're like, uh, who brought this guy? Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alpha Bucks on it. Yeah, we want to see this money go. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer.

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Yep. You just get involved, Nick. What makes them sexy? Jess and Ducko. 13, 1060. What makes them sexy? And we are not talking physical attributes, Ducko. In fact, we're not even really talking personality.

We're talking in the realm of hobbies. A survey has been conducted by our mates at date psychology. Oh, yeah. They went through a list of 74 male hobbies. They were interviewing women, and they gave them male hobbies. That's not to say anyone can't do these, but they were saying heterosexual women, if a man was to do this hobby,

hot or not hot. I like that. And we have a definitive list of the top 10 most attractive and the top 10 most unattractive, which we can get to in a little bit. Coming out on top, Ducko, with a staggering 98.2% of women rating it as an attractive hobby, the most attractive thing a man can do.

As little John would say, read a book. Reading is the hottest thing a bloke can do. Interesting. If you are currently single and you are on Tinder and you are looking for a female, mate, put reading in your bio, guys. Well, you know, I've, you know, last couple of years actually really taking up reading. I do a bit of reading now. I think it does help with my wife.

I think, you give her the Fanny Flutters, I think the thing that makes your relationship with reading the hottest. We've never actually talked about this. Yeah, here we go. You taking your wife's recommendations. Yeah, that's what I do. Honestly, when you told me that you had started reading the books because she was so into them and she said maybe you'll enjoy them and you actually did that?

I've got to tell you, bro, you've got points in my book for that. Wow, okay, there it is. Honestly, that is something, another one of my girlfriend's Tyler, her and her boyfriend are massive readers and she often talks about he's read this and he recommended it to me and vice versa. They'll go on holidays. He finishes one, then she takes over. That to me is such a hallmark of a healthy.

Matching Kindles. Oh, my God. And the fact that you can then discuss it. We've chatted about this on the show. No one's reading or watching, mainly watching the same things anymore. We don't have appointment, television, everyone's got streaming. So, yeah, yeah, yeah. For you and your partner?

Same pop cold to references. To be able to share something like that. Now she can see me as the fairies in her books that she likes. If I'm honest with you, I've tried to get Angus into reading. He's just not a reader. Yeah. And I lament. I'm really, it saddens me.

Reading something I think you either are naturally or not and you've got to work out. Like, I'm not one either. So I've really had to focus in. It's an attention span thing. It is, totally. And even just finding subject matter that you're into. That you like, nothing's worse than a boring book. Absolutely.

I've tried to recommend Angus, you know, autobiographies. I thought he might be into that. I'm like, I'll read a freaking sport one if it's something that we can connect with. Maybe politician or an inventor. Yeah. Or, I didn't think romance. I thought that'd be a hard stretch. But action.

Action. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In fact, a book you recommended to me and your wife. Yep. Kind of an espionage. It's the I-A. I am pilgrim. It's called I thought he'd love this.

I thought he would too. It's kind of movie he'd watch. Yeah. Can't get him to do it. Yeah, it doesn't like it. But it's hot, daco. Reading is hot. Okay.

Reading is the hottest. Reading's in now. I mean, if you said this five years ago, definitely 10 years ago, what? Look at the explosion of books. of book talk. It's obviously a subchapter of TikTok. It is humongous now. So men who are reading, who

admit to it, and I think who actually do it. Don't lie. You'll be caught out very quickly. I wonder if it's like the flip side, like stereotypically, like seeing you woman mow the lawn. I wonder if that gets guys going. Maybe. Is it like stereotypical breaking the stereotypes? Maybe.

Rounding out a couple more in the top 10, Daco. Learning a foreign language. Not even being able to speak it. Not being bilingual. But just going to the classes. Actually, going to the classes. If you've got duolingo downloaded on your phone, I'd make sure your phone was facing up at your next date, so you're miss-o.

Uno. Sorry, I'm just learning my language. You caught me learning. This is a great tip. Have an alarm go off during your date. Oh, sorry, let me just silence that. It's my reminder to do my duolingo lesson for the day. Second most attractive hobby a man can do.

Cooking is up there. Yeah, well, I was going to say, like, baking. Like if you bake these brownies or muffins or whatever, you're like... Anything in the kitchen. And I think it's that caregiving thing that probably we're tapping into. Painting gardening. Gardening is the eighth most attractive hobby. Really?

A man can admit to doing. Again, we're being very stereotypical here. They were heterosexual women interviewed about male hobbies. Astronomy, ducco. No, that's a lie. If a man... But this is from women. This is from women saying...

So if I know my star signs and my moon's ascending... That's given the flutters. The fact that you just used the phrase moon ascending has sent some women. Isn't that astrology? Or is it the same thing? What's astronomy? Isn't that looking at stars? Oh my gosh, I got you so right.

It's a known where the planets are and stuff. Surely women don't find it attractive. That guys know where Jupiter and Venus is. He's absolutely right. Astronomy is what they tick, not astrology. I got that wrong. Hello. Are you into the stars and constellations, shy guy?

Really? Women find it attractive when guys look through a telescope and not? Surely not. According to the... Maybe they thought, like me, astronomy was astrology. Yeah, I think that's more accurate. I reckon that's what's happening. Some stereotypically...

If you caught Angus looking through a massive telescope going, Hey, Jess, come, you can see the... Yeah, now you're right. I reckon it's hotter if he knew that I was a fire sign. Yeah. You know what I mean? Oh, Mercury is in retrograde. You're going to be angry this month.

A couple of very stereotypical masculine hobbies, which I've got to admit, if Angus came home and said, I'm going to take a blacksmithing class. Oh, that's hot. Blacksmithing. A boiler maker? Archery woodworking. Woodworking is sexy.

Like, I can't do it, and I know it's sexy. If you could come home and say, look at this chest I made for your sweaters. You know, like, even like, I had to get a hire a hubby and to fix, like, the door handle on the door lock. And I'm like, yeah, I just wish I could do that. Like, imagine Morgan saw me just tinkering with the door handle. Pro, it's not in the list here, but maybe it's in the top 20 or something.

I wanted a double PowerPoint in the bathroom. We only had a single. And Angus goes, I could do that. And he installed a double power. What? He knows, like, electrical stuff. How did he do that? I don't know.

YouTube? I don't know. Granted, he'd done it by the time I'd come home. Whether he got a spot... We've got a couple sparky mates. I don't know. But he took credit for it. Hot as hell.

I want to just say to, like, my wife, I'm going to do something like that one time and just see her reaction. Yeah. But also, just send her out of the house for an hour. Yeah. Get the hire a hubby in. Make them leave. Because if I did it myself, I'd be electrocuted. Your family would be in jeopardy.

That would be the end of me. But we want to know on 30 and 1060. What makes them hot? Maybe you were in the dating sphere, and your partner went, oh, yeah, I do hiking. And you went, that's hot. That's hot. Which is also in the list. I find it hot when she nails a reverse park.

Because it's like, bang. Very good. Yeah. She's just doing it left front and center just to get you going. Oh, yeah. Let's go in, let's get in the car into a reverse park, and then we'll go to the boudoir. Just, honey, come out for a second. Pop the woodwise real quick.

We'll put the baby in the baby seat. We'll get on. 13, 1060. We got that double past to edge here. cheering up for grabs. Yeah, yeah. Maybe music. How music isn't in the top 10?

True. Music is a hot hobby. Oh, you could be a bass guitar or so. That's not that sexy. That's not that hot. It's not worth going. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco.

13, 1060. We're talking about what makes them sexy because a list has come out about the sexiest thing that women find blokes do. That's right. It's not about looks. It's not really about personality either. It's about how you choose to spend your free time. It's not about occupation.

It's about your hobby. hobbies, gave a bunch of male hobbies to heterosexual women and said, how do you rate these? Hot or not hot? We've got blacksmithing. That is hot. We've got swimming. Like what?

Like going to the beach or like swimming lessons or like you swim in a pool like laps? Hey man, if you're a grown man. People that can't swim. If you've got a grown man and you don't know how to swim and you're taking lessons. No, to be fair, I'd go kudos to you. Oh, you back that. I like a man who goes, I don't know how to do that and I'm not ashamed. to better myself, gardening, painting, cooking, learning a foreign language,

but rounding out the most attractive hobby, according to women, with 98.2% of the vote. Reading. Read a book. Read a book. Yeah, reading's on the rise, you know. Reading is on the rise. We can thank book talk. Maybe we can thank a bit more of the fluidity when it comes to hobbies.

They're not just stereotypically male or female anymore. Babs, you spoke to set. Sarah, but she didn't have time to hang on the line. Babs, what did Sarah have to say? Babs on the phone. Babs on the phone. Sarah basically said men that carry handkerchiefs. She finds that sexy.

That's a hell of a hobby. I thought that would be the most unsexy thing you could find, Sarah. Yeah, no, see that. I don't love the idea of a snot rag personally in your front pocket. However, it does give, you know, gentlemanly. Ready to go. Yeah. And it's got to have your...

Ready to go for what? Well, if you need it. Like, oh, yeah, I've got this. It also does have your, like, you'd have your initials and brawomenal. on it. I love a monogam. Oh, I love a monocry. G.W.

Yes. Chloe, good morning. Good morning. What makes them sexy? When they're good with their hands and they know how to get stuff done around their house and they get it done when you first ask them, not in a few months. Ah, straight away. It's the timing of things.

Nothing. Do you find this at you in a relationship at the moment, Chloe, with someone like this? Yeah, I'm having with Matthew on, say, for two years. Yes, nothing gets a man moving faster than you having asked three or four times. You don't want to nag. You go, you know what? I'll give it a go. They go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

Hang on. Hang on a minute. I'll get someone in to do it. Yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it. Yeah, the timing. That's hot, Chloe. Natalie, on 13, 1060, what makes them sexy?

Oh, it's hard to explain it to Babs. For me, it's just a love and appreciation of nature. And combine that with what Chloe just said, if they're good with their hands, like, my man, he grew up in the bush. So we would just go camping and we'd go with nothing. And I mean, like, we ate, we did our business. You know what I mean? He just wasn't afraid to get it done, and I loved that.

There's nothing you can't do. Natalie, do you think it's that primal cave? Oh, totally. You took the words out of my mouth. It's a primal thing where he doesn't need anything. We wouldn't need anything. You could throw us in the bush, and we just get it done. It's so sexy.

Whether it's a toilet or it's cooking on the campfire or, you know, babe, go get me that piece of wood. Come and find these ones with me. He'll say to me. Oh, yeah. I'll spear that fish. I love it. Oh, my. Nothing hotter than your man digging you a place to poop.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then going back to back, doing the back-to-back poop. Killing arms. Come on, honey, let's do this together. Oh, Natalie. Oh, yeah. Yes. Geez, that is so.

Gabby, hello. Hey, guys. Oh, what makes him sexy? So my partner, we've been together nearly 10 years. He's actually a sea captain. And the day I learned that he could navigate by the stars. I thought that was sad. Oh, that is pretty cool.

You're dipping into the astronomy, which we've got a question mark whether the women surveyed thought it was astrology. But Gabby, your man can do stuff by the stars. I can point out the fry pan or whatever it is. What's the fry pan? I see the constellation. The fry pan in the sky. I don't know the frying pan. You know the fry pan, Gabs?

Oh, yes. I know the fry pan. It looks like a little fry pan. I don't know. Honestly, I don't know. Come on, Gabi. Tell them. I'm not making things up here.

Quickly, Google. I know Orion's Bell. Oh, everyone knows Orion's Bell. I just made something up. I think you've dreamt. What's the pan? The boiling pan, the fry pan. A constellation in the shape of a frying pan.

There's like, you know, I swear it's a pan. Have you just seen a bunch of stuff? What am I thinking of? No, I swear. No, is this like when you look, no, don't you get involved in the Google? Is it also known as the Orion? Maybe it could be. Officially nicknamed the saucepan or the pot.

The saucepan. That's what I'm looking at. You've just Googled saucemen. I know, you know what I mean. I swear it has like a little handle. It's not going to be seen in the southern hemisphere of Australia. So I think it's actually called the... My dad told me was the fly pan.

God damn it, Dad. Listen, you're already reading. Don't tell me your inter-astronomy as well. You got too many sexy hobbies, bro? You know what I did on the holiday? When we had to go to a farm stay, I had to chop wood. It was actually had to chop kindling. Hang on. Woodworking is on here.

And guess what? Where's the last time you did some blacksmithing? I had a hatchet. But I didn't do it very good. Come on stuck. Hey, Jared. Yes. Oh, yeah.

What, uh, what makes them sexy. So when you're getting to know that special someone, and then they whip out a second language, I can expect it, like Spanish or... Jared, coming in at number two was learning a foreign language, but you like them to be fully fledged. They know the second language already. Yeah, yeah, just fluent in it. Two or three.

But I think it depends on the language. If she whips out Russian, you're like, ugh. It's a harsh language. It's a bit aggressive. I can attest to that. Over in Italy, I had to do the bulk of the communication, because obviously my last name's Fanchione. Of course.

And I must say, I've never seen Angus, just more complimentary of me. You know I don't add a lot to this relationship, Daco, but being able to say reservation for Angus Harper. Bonjour no. Itchy. No, that's a Japanese. We had to go to the doctor at one point, and I was able to say migraine. It is a power play.

It is. It does feel good. It's hot. Maddie, hello. Morning, guys. How are you? So good, babe. Wrap this up for us.

What? makes them sexy. So it falls in the same realm of, like, reading, just using your brain. But chess players, I don't know what it is. Really? That's interesting. But it's that, like, competitive edge. They're a little bit tactical.

It's, I don't know, it's hot. I don't want to use the word athlete. Too generously here, but do other sports people do it for you? Like, when you talk about competitive edge, you know, do 40 players or Olympians do it for you in the same way or no, it's all the mind. Oh, for sure, but I think it's like that Hannah Montana double life where they've got that little

spice to their brain as well as their athleticism. Yeah. I think chess is like, it shows that your four steps ahead already, because it's like you're thinking in the head of their game, you're calculated. I see that as calculating, not, and kind of cold. Yeah, true. You know, but Mads is seeing something I am not.

Yeah. How many times are you just watching people play chess? Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Too many times. Look at my YouTube history and it's just full of a hot men playing chess. Hot men playing chess. Jess and Ducko. Now Thursdays, we've decided we are going to rotate games. That's right.

Between wordioki and year of the song. That's correct. So, today it's Wordi-Wordi-Okey's turn. Worgity, worgity-O-Kiddy. Because we actually did put a poll on the Jess and Ducker Instagram story. We thought maybe a little refresh. Yep.

Is required. We'd had sort of mixed reviews on which one should go. We thought we'd leave it to the cookers. It's pretty 50-50. And we were inundated with DMs being like, no, I like both of them. I can't choose. Yeah, don't.

So what we'll do? Alternate. Also, quickly, Jess, just quickly on the fry pan. Fry pan gate last week. The constellation. Yeah, I was talking about the stars. I can see the fry pan. Someone texts in and said, yes, Ducker, I've seen the saucepan.

Someone else said, I caught the shopping trolley. And someone else has said it's called the big dipper. I don't think it's the dipper. Is something else the dipper? I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. Who knows? I mean, I did call it a fry pan.

But see, someone calls it a saucepan. Someone calls it a shopping trolley. And sorry, what did we land on? We're not sure. I think it's a saucepan. We need an astronomer. I've had someone tell me fry pan. It literally is like four stars coming down vertically.

Like, and then it's like another. Like it's a handle. Like a handle and then a, yeah, saucepan. I like a stargaze. It's the easiest one to see. Angus and I will often go, look at the beautiful sky and just look up. Well, you've made us go outside and take photos of the moon before. Bro, have you seen the moon,

past couple of nights. I have not gone moon watching, I'm sorry. Well, when you go out for the moon, check out the... I think the direction I drive to work maybe puts me in great position for the moon. Oh, in the mornings when we get in. Yes, the moon has just been exquisite. I'm sad. You haven't looked up.

Look up every now, Ducko. Hey. Life moves pretty fast. You got to look up every now and then. Got to look up every or it might pass you by. Good old Ferris peel. But now I'm going to look for the fry pan. Stuff the moon.

Please do. Oh, the minute I get a picture of it, I'll send it to you. Yes and Ducko. These words are my own Word up You took the words right out of my mouth Wordiochi The Queen of BDE is in the studio Babs

He's going to give us a bunch of words We're going to attempt to sing a song That has that word As a part of its lyrics We haven't played this game about four weeks So I'm a bit rusty I know I've been singing everything in Italian For the past three weeks

Or Wiggles stuff Well I'll draw the line of Italian music I'm going to say I don't think I'll count that Unless you give me an Italian word, I don't know how I'm going to do that. We pay in children's music, though? Well, I think we have in the past. It's on Spotify, I guess.

Let's rip in, shall we? All right. First word is, but. I like big butts. Damn. I love you, butter. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, um, damn.

But I don't always. But, but. But, oh my God. That's a tough one. Yeah, butts is there, but. Uh But I can't Are we

You had the song But you had the wrong part of the song Oh my god Look at her BOT Singular Dammar yeah We're rusty guys

That's a hard one I had nothing at all Normally this game's chaotic But that was just like Yeah You just check it out Yeah Alright that's a practice

That's okay Okay Alright next one is Break Don't break My heart, say you love me again. I was also, I had crickets. I had nothing there.

I could have also had break free by, what's the name, Ariana Grande? On Tyo Cruz, break your heart. Oh, yeah. A lot of break your heart. Okay. So point to Jess. All right, come on. All right.

Next word is leave. Oh, ah, oh. Leave me alone. I'm lonely alone. I'm lonely tonight. I'm like pink. Take a shout-out. All right.

Nice job. Right, Jess and Shagga, on the board, Dock O'N. Oh, come on, mate, get off the floor. The next word is, good. Good luck, good luck. Good luck in your new way. Damn. Another point to Jess.

Right, you've got to get a chair now. You've got to stand, brother. You've got to get the blood to the ground. Yeah, you do. You've got to really feel it. You need to get that BD. I do. I wish I had it.

I've never had it before. You sucked it all up yesterday. Yeah, I know, I can't sit down. You're going to sit on it. Just lean forward. Next word is bottle. Uh, oh A genie in a bottle

What is that soul? I'm a genie in a bottle And I don't know the rest of the world You gotta rub me the right way You're rub me the right way Man he's going for a second Thanks Jess Thanks so much

I'll put you on the board Is this for the win? Yeah so if Jess gets this one She wins Oh yeah okay You guys if you get one of it You tie so tie breaker Oh okay okay

Next word is Where Where are you now that I need you? Bring it by the wheel. Jess is right again. Gidea! Chaga, we need to lift. I didn't do wiggles or Italian.

You're only allowed to do it in Italian next door. Yes. Oh, is that the fire alarm? I think I see fire. No. I think I see fire. Oh. Every time I am such a good actress.

Well, I mean, we've had incidents with a fire alarm in this year, before okay so I was like oh geez oh no yeah that was panic stations I was like what far along I don't see anything is that one of his songs it is it's the one from the draft when they when you meet smowg in the hobbit yeah right it's a great song well you've done well with the Ed Shearant songs all week thank you because it is our call of fame I cut you off to try and crowbar it in there it is our call of fame amazing contributions from the rice cookers today everyone was elite with their big doodle energy yeah And their nominations for sexy hobbies.

They were good today. Everyone's in with a shot to win a double pass to see Ed Shearer when he comes down under next February. Yeah, I can't wait for it. It's going to be a great giveaway tomorrow. Absolutely. Oh gosh, you're right. It's Friday.

We draw it at the end of the show. Yeah, we do draw the end of the show. Which means I'm running out of opportunities to probe up. You can get another three in tomorrow before we do, I reckon. I'm going to challenge myself with seven. Oh, hold on, Babs has got some... From one superstar to another. Hold on. Babs has got some hot news.

Babs take it away. As of one minute ago, Taylor Swift just dropped her album cover the tracks And that it's coming out on October 3rd What? And what's the album cover look like? It's actually quite scandalous. Like, she's laying in a, in water. Nothing can be more scandalous than Lord's album cover this year.

Like on a scale of one to Lord. Oh, yeah, true, true for Taylor. Clean Girl Taylor. Okay, and is there Sabrina Carpenter on a track with her? There is. Any other collaborations you can see, Babes? No, no others. Oh, just the one with Sam.

Okay, all right. And what is the importance of the date, October 3rd? I don't know. Is there? Well, in Taylor Swift World, everything means everything. Does that mean the podcast has come out with the Kelsey Brothers? It must have. Or maybe she's dropping this before, I don't know.

Guys, guys, guys. Yeah. And you October 3 rung about. Yeah. Mean girls. Oh, that's the movie coming out. You know, when the hot guy, asks Lindsay Lohen, what's the day?

She goes, I had to tell him it was October 3rd. Do you reckon it means anything? Sorry, Jess. That's just far too much. We've had a couple this week, Sean, go. People will know that reference. That's a big reference. I know, like, you can't sit with us.

Yeah, yeah. You remember the hot guy, Regina's ex-boyfriend? I can't remember that well. He asks Lindsay Llewen, what's the date? And she goes, on October 3rd, he asked me the date. Hey, what's the date? October 3rd. Are we doing it again?

I thought it might help. It appears it made it worse. Do you want another? one. Sorry, Jess. That's just fun too much. Anyway, I reckon there's a mean girl's connection. Okay.

Interesting. She could do a song with Regina. Cool. Yeah. Or Lindsay. Oh, yeah. She's around doing stuff for Freakier Friday. It's got to do with a pattern.

Oh. Pattern of what? Nothing has been boring up than us trying to sign the Taylor Swift stuff. Hey, we were the first to bring this to you. Yeah. Babs has got a finger on the pulse. She does. Start calling your CNN.

How good was Adam Elliott coming in today, not knowing who Sabrina Carpenter was. One of the great moments. We crossed a lot of boxes in this show. Dampons and ladders, baby. True words, never spoken. Hey, tomorrow's big, though. Yes, we're drawing those Ed Shearing tickets.

Yes, we have Alfax, your chance at $10,000, $6.30, and 8. We have Shy Guys Diary, our first Friday banger, back from professional development. Oh, my God. Make sure you're following Jess and Ducko on Instagram, because that's where you can vote. And I think earlier we're going to ask, where were you conceived? What's your conception story? Your origin story? I got a reply from my mum.

Great. At the top of this show, we talked about conception stories. I text my mum. She got back to me. Okay. I now know mine. Because you knew you were Nusa. I knew, I know mine, yeah.

And you were drawn to Nusa as a wedding destination. I think that's some sort of biological chemical pool. Is yours similar? Well, you tell me. All right, we'll find that tomorrow. Where was Babses again? In a woolshed. Mid-shear.

Damo had the shears. I wish, I got you text you your mum as well. I texted my dad. He says, confirm with mum, but... Such a dad response. I'll have an update tomorrow. Yes, we want to know, yeah. So we all definitely want to know.

Yeah. And we're going to ask that early tomorrow because I reckon it's funny. There'll be some funny stories. Because you know precisely, because your daughter was obviously IVF, so you know the date of impregnation. I know the exact room I was in with that lazy boy couch. Because you know the date. Yeah, see, what do you count as her conception, though?

Do you count it as you in a jar? Or do you count it as her being inserted into Morgan? Well, I didn't do any work with the end. inserting. So I'm counting the jar work that I did. The jar work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I guess that determined a lot. Yeah. Well, I shot it out, you know. You shot it out. Because as you famously say, it only takes one. That's right. And that was the one. That's right. That's right. That became Florence.

I want a swimmer. Anyway. Anyway, we're out of here. If you missed anything great on the podcast, I have a fun podcast story to tell you guys that I can't tell on air. I'm telling you guys. Color me intrigued. Well, you are going to be very interested with this one, I think. I always am, brother. Always, but more so this, I think. Yeah, yeah. Anything else to add, Shilard?

No. Babs, you want out anything? Nope. Good work. Feed the fish. It's already done. Good. I've done a fish update.

It's also on Jessadog. Great. I couldn't find Babbs as again. It's changing color. It's weird. It's like a chameleon. Yeah, it's odd. Maybe it's a mood ring.

It's like how Babbs are so scared and Timmy and we met her and now she's like coming out a bit more. Yes. Yeah. This goes full white. It will look like you all. Well, then we're going to get confused. Don't be stepping on my territory.

Yeah, yeah. Mine's got the Zumi's again. You can't have two albinos. No. And Shagga, stop following me around. Do you know what? That's the one thing I commented on. Finally giving you some space.

Let me breathe. I hope you've not had a fight. He's in one corner and you're in the arm. Who knows? He won't stop moving. Who knows what happened overnight with our fish? In the dark. Anyway, we're out of here.

We'll see you tomorrow. Bye-bye. Ciao. Bye. Bye, bye-ta-bull. Oh, do you know. Yeah, I feel like I would have a big. Big doodle.

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