Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Its psalm not palms

Episode Date: July 4, 2025

After finding out how much Jess's wedding cost we wanna flip it and ask how cheap was your wedding? Ducko's sister had a run in with Jeff Bezos' security at Venice and Producer Shy Guy wraps up the week that was in the diary!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Come on, baby. Fun for everyone. Life is easy when you wear a smile. And a free smile is a free Shy Guy. Just be yourself, don't ever change your style. You are you, I am me, we are we. You don't know it either. How the world.

Now Ducco, quick on air meeting with Shy Guy. Are we doing what we talked about on air next week or do you want to do it now? Let's do it here. Because it's fresh. There was a revelation on our Instagram stories yesterday Ducco. We're going to bring you into the fold. I saw Shy Guy putting it on the board. I took it off. When I noted that halfway through the show he went, nah the sperm thing was funny. I went, no but I want to talk about what happened. He said let's do it in the pod. In the pod. Okay. So yesterday when we did Shy Guy's tech tips on air, we beta tested that segment.

Quick follow up. Is that continuing or did that die yesterday? I don't know. I think it could have died. Well, I gave you another one off air today. Yes, you did. We can workshop. So the Shy Guy tech tips.

He didn't want it at all. Now that we're cancelling it, he wants it. It's so good. You always want what you can't have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Shy Guy's tech drama yesterday from Joanne, was in my camera roll on the iPhone, I've got lots of pictures of my ex-boyfriend,

and the iPhone does what it thinks is a good feature. Here's some memories. Would you like to take a trip down memory lane? She wanted to know, is there a way to hide him? I don't want to go through 10,000 photos and delete it. Is there a way to just to hide his face? What stops batting it up? Now that was the scenario he had to educate us on. Someone DMed and said, Oh God, I missed it. Can I please have another demonstration? So just on Instagram story, I filmed Shy Guy giving us a live demo using his phone. So he, the video, me filming over his shoulder, he started in his own camera roll, went to people and places and showed us, oh, this is how you do it.

Five or six? How many? Three,. Yes. Five or six, how many? Three. Three, three people. No, no, how many people? I thought we meant photos. No, no, how many people do you reckon? Five or six? On my personal and then...

On the JD. Probably 10. Okay, across platforms, Ducco. Yeah. Eagle-eyed rice cookers. I didn't see it and neither did Shy Guy. That initial frame, over his shoulder, looking at his camera roll. The top row of the photos.

People had noted Shy Guy doing some topless, nude what it seemed, progress shots. I wasn't nude, I had underwear on. Fuck off. You couldn't. Where is this? I'm not sure. Of course you did. Of course you did.

Why didn't we do this on air? Shut the fuck up! Look at this thing! He dumped this for the sperm injection. Why did we do this on air? What the fuck? He got this for sperm injection. Oh and there's you top on and there's three of you top on. Who are you sending those to?

No one. No one. No one's getting them. It's just for my own benefit. And then there's a screenshot of you and me at the State of Origin turnout. Who are you sending those to? No one, no one. No one's getting them. It's just for my own benefit. And then there's a screenshot of you and me at the State of Origin turnout. Yeah, yeah. So, so Daco, that-

And then there's what's the video of you standing topless in the mirror with your hands on? That was just like me looking at my abs anyway. Oh my god. So that video, Shy Guy, what do you reckon? It'd been up less than 10 minutes. I was still in the building. Wow. Yeah, them friends of mine texted me.

The display photo. Babs of our new group. I was still in the building. Wow. Yeah, then friends of mine texted me about the new group. I was still in the building and I started seeing notifications, people going, hello topless. So it was on our story on Jess and Ducco. It was on Jess and Ducco. And then you've taken it down now. For about an hour. Correct.

Well, to be fair, I flagged with Shy Guy. And I was cool with it. But then I kept getting more and more messages. So the initial the initial eagle-eyed rice cooker never had a history with this person that's what he encouraged her to DM us in the first place and I thought look Shy Guy obviously missed it I want to make sure he's cool I want to make sure he's cool with it yeah so I brought it to his attention and he went that's all right. I was like it's a one-off. Obviously he was proud of the picks. They really had to look at him. And then there's like a zoom in.

Like the seventh thing on the story that day. Like so, can we ask? Like Babs did a screenshot there, in the video, that was half a second. Half a second, like Babs did well at screenshot. Oh I didn't even see it because I was at a golf day all day, so I wasn't on my phone much. It wasn't up for long.

But you wouldn't have. It wasn't up for long, but then Shy Guy got more. Why didn't we do this on air earlier? More messages. So funny. I knew you should have left it on the board. You should have told me. You should have told me about it. I didn't know about it. I mean the surprise was fantastic, but my goodness.

So, what, say, what were you up to? I was just feeling good after the gym. I took my gym shirt off. Had the pump. You done curls? I was like, I'm going to take a photo of this so I can have it. Surely someone is getting sent some of those? No one is getting sent. I don't believe you. What was the message? Who have I got to send them?

That's what I want to know. What was the message that tipped you over into this, this is creepy now, I want it gone off the internet. They wanted the full photos and I'm very persistent about it. Was there a messaging on your private saying they want the full, do you reckon they were single? I don't know. When you say they wanted the full because it looks like maybe you're not wearing anything

down south either. I think they alluded to wanting more... More flesh. Hell yeah, baby. More photos. That's what's up. Can I see these people's Instagrams that have been messaging you? Can I just have a look?

I deleted and blocked them. I didn't want to. Oh, you got... Do they have like... Some were guys as well. Which is fine, you know, whatever you think is best. Hey, Darko's well versed in that. Yeah, I mean, I get them to...

I just didn't want to entertain them. I was like, you gotta go. If I swung both ways, the pool would be massive. You know what I mean? Unfortunately, it's just not me, but you know. It would open up the pool. You were born the way you were born. I feel like I'm supporting people.

Yeah, yeah. Wow, that's fantastic. I cannot believe how fast the first chick at least spotted it. I think it's truly the case of the less you give people, the more they want and because Sjogr is so like that one wordy. Elusive. He's mysterious.

You and I. They just want to fuck him. They just want to fuck him. That's all they want. They just- listeners like when we got up like there was one at an event we got drunk. She's like I just I just feel like I should have sex with him. I just want to have sex with him. Who said that?

Yeah. Oh, mate. Trust me. You're right. I think it is that level. He's a man of mystery. It is funny. Like it is, it's starting to get its own little ecosystem. Yes.

Promise, look at me in the eye. You didn't realise those photos were on the screen? He knew. No, I didn't remember that they were there. I'm proud of you for taking some topless gym selfies. I do it every couple of weeks just so I can look back and be like, oh, I'm a smaller man. How is your progress? It's getting okay.

Okay. I need to be a lot better, but I don't care. What are your goals? Are you trying to bulk? Jump on some creatine. Slightly bigger, I think is the whole point. Yeah, get some, get some creatine in there. Yeah, are you taking what you need to be taking for that though?

Cause isn't that like a lot diet? No, that's the thing. I don't, I just, I don't do very much. Get some creatine monohydrate and use some protein WPI and you will be, you'll put, you'll notice. WPI. Cause I wonder if you're just burning muscle Yeah, I mean like if you're not getting you are a more whatever is the thin body type where it's harder to put on similar to me

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah Yeah, Babs. I've never, I've never, it's funny because Morgan and I are opposite body types. Like she's similar to you and I happen to have a very fast metabolism. She always says the same thing like, I wish I had yours. I'm like, I wish I had yours. But yeah, you know, yeah, there's no middle. There's no, yeah, you know, hard work, good times, clean living. Clean living, baby, clean living. Oh, Ozempic.

Ozempic. And if all else fails. No babs, I jest, you're fine, you're perfect the way you are, you know? But anyway, that's what was happening on the jet. That's so funny. Short lived. That's great. Couple messages.

Surely you got your giddy to that. That's a compliment, right? It was nice, but I was just like, it's not for that reason. I reckon no one's receiving them. It funny what where it starts nice and then just one person can tip it off the cliff yeah yeah yeah I'm like okay cool haha yeah you got me yeah yeah and then you're persistent I'm like okay well now it's yes lucky they left it there yeah yeah can we do something on air where one of us wins the right to have five minutes to look through your photos.

I don't even reckon we need five minutes. We could take thirty seconds. Wow. No, there's not. We should do like a phone swap or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, because I reckon... Bad to be into the nastier shit.

Nah, there's photos of me crying in there. You take photos of yourself crying? Why are you crying in photos? I was trying to build a flat pack the other day. Show us the photo. Show us the photo. Did you selfie it and send it to someone? We're not your close friends that we're not around. Yeah, where do we land with that? We're still not on there, are we? I didn't say both.

Is that what you put it on? On your story? Well, you're crying. No one looks cute crying. You're not even... Are you crying yeah you're crying yeah what did you do with that photo and you saw I'll take a photo this oh I sent it to my friend it was the she me opening a flat pack and I was like well I'm really frustrated because all these pieces look the same and I can't build this I can't do anything with this and I just wanted a bookcase and then Jethro rang me and said why are you crying?

I'm coming over to build it and then he did Tears get results. What are you gonna do when he's in Europe? Right, that's that's a big terminal that's that's big as an I pretend like I know Having a day and I was like well fuck I just wanted to build a stupid bookcase and this was gonna take like four hours by myself and just really made me mad. You need to be kinder to yourself. Yeah, I think so.

How many days you reckon you have? Anything that ends in Y? Yeah, pretty much. Oh. That wasn't, yeah, anyway, moving on. Very different camera rolls from these two. Ha ha ha. Very different camera rolls from these two. Welcome to Friday 18. For the 4th of July.

Here we are. Hello. How are we all? Couldn't be better. How are you off the back of Smackin' 18 yesterday, son? It was a good day. Yeah. It was Legends of League charity day for the Westpac rescue chopper.

So it was former origin players from New South Wales and Queensland competing in a bit of golf. Cool! It was fun. And the duck man. I'll have my Queensland hat on in my team. Absolutely. It was all New South Wales except for me. And you know what?

One of the rare days I played well. Oh good on you. The team was good, it felt good. Correct me if I'm wrong. First time getting the clubs out for a proper game since you've been a daddy. Yeah. I mean, we did have that day after the wet the baby's head. Oh, you're right.

But you were dusty. I was a bit slow. I thought we were chalking that up one too. It's bad. Yeah. That was just one of those ones that you led to the wayside. You know, in golf, how you try and obviously work towards getting your handicap lower and proving that you're better and better each time.

Yeah. Are there some games where you go, this one's going to count for something? This is going to count for my like, telly and other ones don't? If you're playing a competition, yeah, it counts. So yes, that was like a, it was a competition within the comp, but it wasn't within- It's not just like you go out with Du Bois and go, all right, this one counts. No, that doesn't, that's not how it works. Yeah.

Yeah. I know, which is annoying. So, but it was a good day. It was a beautiful day out there Gotta love the under Valley. You know what I mean? The beers a lot of people are drinking a lot of beers I was I had to obviously drive Gone out there and you had you know, daddy duty once you come home. Well, trust me I had day duty once I got home because we know how you

Failed in your duties last time you got to that. That's what also kind of wrecked me for this because I got so loose last Friday and I was crook on Saturday I had no leverage like yesterday. Absolutely not. If you had done it again you would have been drawn and quartered, tarn and feathered and we all would have been like fair enough. Fair enough. Yeah even I would have been like fair enough. You would have seen me hung out to dry. You would have been like the, um, not monks. Oh, you're going to, you're going to, oh, you might not hit me with the sting. You know, in the Da Vinci code, the monk.

Sorry Jess, that's just far too niche. The albino monk who whips himself. Cyrus. Yeah. Yes. No. Where he whips himself. Self-flagellation. That would have been you punishing yourself. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. No. Where he whips himself, self-flagellation, that would have been you punishing yourself. Yeah.

Yeah. That's, um, oh, who's that actor? He's the guy who plays. He, oh, that's going to kill me. He was in Wimbledon. He was in Wimbledon. Is that him? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. No. He's the albino monk. He is diverse. Paul? Is it Paul? He is very-

He's also in the Marvel world. I think he's in the replacements as well. Quickly, are either of our producers looking at Armin? Trying to. Okay, very good. Just Google Wimbledon and the main actor in that. With Armin Kirstendunst. He's amazing actor.

Paul Bente. Paul Bente. Very silo. Yes. Real name Simon is the antagonist in the Da Vinci Code. Extremely evil in nature. Yes. Oh my god!

Is it Simon Benty? Betty? No, no, that's the character's name. Oh, is it Paul Benty? Is it Paul? It is Paul. Yeah, okay. Yeah, Paul Benty.

Betany. How did that take so long for three people? And the character's name was Peter Colt. That's in Wimbledon. In Wimbledon. Yeah, yeah, I was talking about the Da Vinci Code too. Hey, you tell me what to Google. Okay, it is Paul.

Yeah. Wow. Yeah. But that is incredibly, he's in a Knight's Tale, a beautiful mind. He is. Yeah. He is in a Knight's Tale. Do you know what?

He plays Vision in the Marvel movies too. Yes. There we go. So when I MC stuff, Ducco, I pretty much start each time the same way. It's an honor, a privilege, a pleasure to be here with you. That's a quote from Paul Bettany in a Knight's Tale. For Sir von Lichtenstein. When he introduces him.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a great film. Isn't that fantastic? That movie. Yeah, it's a good movie. Heath Ledger. And Jocelyn. I always loved the name Jocelyn.

The love interest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, what a film. Great films. Glad to see we got here. Anyway, I didn't whip name Jocelyn, the love interest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, what a film. Great films. Glad to see we got here. Anyway, I didn't whip myself over the back. I cut her while silencing it. Because you would have been, if you had written yourself off and couldn't parent.

Geez, it was hard too, because obviously you're drinking mother's milk. And you caught the vibes. Yeah, I caught the vibes. Sure you caught the vibes. I'm a forex hat on drinking forex playing golf. Like, I mean, a man's gotta live, you know? While you're doing that, I'm a forex hat on drinking forex playing golf like come on I mean I mean come on A man's gotta live you know While you're doing that I'm at the playground flipping off a kid who pushed my daughter

on the trampoline With his parents or their parents? The non-na I worked out it was the grandma because I heard his old sister say non-na I went I can get away with this Did he see you do it? Absolutely he did because he pushed Lucia twice before I said anything. I said, Hey, let's not push each other. And then he forgive me the stink eye.

I went for a three year old. You need to be taught a lesson. I said, Lucia come over here and I flipped him off. Give him the finger. What a little bastard. No, no. Can you be watching your kid? Yeah, yeah.

Did Lucia cry or anything? No, she actually, she sort of looked at me like- She turns around and flipped him off too? I kind of wanted to pull her aside going, hey, is this where we have the conversation? Someone pushes you, freaking push them back. Is that what we're going with? Well, it's funny where my body went. If you had asked me pre-pushing my parenting philosophy, I think I would have said, walk

away, go get a grown up. But in that moment I went, this rat bag's not going to understand anything else other than being pushed back. So just give him a, give him one. Give him one. Jess is getting to playground fights guys. I can't push him back. That's wrong.

Yeah. Yeah. I can flip him the bird though. Oh yeah. From a distance. Throw some bark at him, perhaps. Nah, that would have been a good idea. Cause I could have, I'm just playing.

Little rat. He's probably, he's probably got a hand, foot and mouth. For like a two and a half year old. Get it together. Anyway, so different days. Very it together. So different days, very different days, but you know, similar vibes. You know, uh, Shago, you've done your hair today. No hat. No hat.

You're a bit more peppy. Am I? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Uh, yeah, I was going to get a cut yesterday. I was like, nah, I don't think it needs it. What are the joys of being a boy? I would have to book in a haircut six weeks in advance.

You can just decide on the day to walk in. I'm going to put mine in. I'm going to put mine a couple of days in advance. Brandon's a busy boy. Yeah. Yeah. Just cuts takes just walk-ins. Yeah.

I don't go to just cuts, but yeah. Where are you just walking in then? Yeah. I go to the, I don't know. I don't know what they're called. Is it the one? Barber. But it's like an equivalent, just cuts equivalent.

A franchise. Yeah, I think so. I just But it's like an equivalent, Just Cut's equivalent. A franchise. Yeah, I think so. You just roll into a shopping centre, into a... Anyone will do. I've never set one. What's the longest you'll wait if someone goes, all right, it'll be half an hour, will you sit down? I'll come back another day.

What do you say when you want your cut? Like, what's your instructions? It's really short on the back and the sides and then thinned out on top. Do you give them a blade number on the sides? Nah, I just say, whatever. Okay. He leads it to the professionals. They know what they're doing. So I go 0.5 up them a blade number on the sides? No, I just say you, whatever. Okay. He leaves it to the professionals.

They know what they're doing. I go 0.5 up into a two, taper it to the top, thin that top out, let's keep it flowing. This is someone who's had a few haircuts in his day. Yeah, yeah, that's, you know. Takes great pride. You know when Brandon out, he just goes the usual, I go, that's right, baby.

We high five. Is there anything better than having a usual? Nothing. My local coffee shop, on a Saturday, Sunday, I go get a coffee out. Just the usual. Oh my god. What is yours? Flat white? No, no.

Black cold brew. Oh. Even in the depths of winter, baby. Yeah. How good. Yeah, very good. Babs, do you have a usual on anything? Yeah, my coffee orders are usual.

Oh yeah. And Guzman. You go there that much. I usually get the same thing, yeah. Well, we've got a big show team. We best be off. We absolutely should. Yeah.

We're going to wrap up now. Alpha Bucks of course. Yes, $10,000 off of Grabs today, can we give it away? What's the threesome we're gonna play today? That's always a bit of fun. Friday Banger still time to vote. Up next though, our favourite segment is no dumb thought Friday. If you've got one, 13, 10, 60 last chance to win tickets to Gaga.

Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. 131060 last chance to win tickets to Gaga. Yes and duck oh. Yes and duck oh. There's no such thing as a dumb thought. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. You got a dumb thought? Oh yeah. Well this is the place to share it. On 131060 could win you two tickets to Lady Gaga.

Does anything look dumber than the movie with Nicholas Cage where he plays an Australian surfer? No. Like that? I cannot wait to watch that film. I've seen some dumb films, you know me. Oh god, that looks dumb. The surfer. The cage gets rattled.

That looks peak Cage. He does, he's taking a swing. He needs money. I mean, I'll not hear a bad word about Nicolas Cage. I love the Cage, he's our favourite. But that, do we know if he's doing the accent? I've not actually heard a trailer with... No, he's American, but he comes back to Australia, something about...

Don't you find though... Don't stare now, I believe. Don't you find though, when Hollywood tries to do a movie set in Australia, it's not a good idea to do that. It's a bad idea. It's a bad idea. It's a bad idea. It's a bad idea. It's a bad heard a trailer with pop. No, he's American, but he comes back to Australia, something about... Don't you find though...

Don't stand down, I believe. Don't you find though, when Hollywood tries to do a movie set in Australia, they either hire Aussie actors or just get Americans to do the Aussie accent. It sounds so turned up. Turned up, yeah. G'day, mate, hell yeah! But is that what we sound like? We do have a very...

When you hear it against American accents, it is... It does stand out. And I think it's sad, American accent feels like the neutral accent. Yeah, well because we're so inundated with it. Because we're so inundated with it. You hear ours next to it and ours sounds weird. I'm like no no no, ours should be the norm. Ours doesn't sound as weird next to like a British accent when you hear it. True. In like shows like that and stuff. True. But yeah it is funny. In the Hollywood productions, god they turn us on. It's bad, yeah, yeah. Shrimp on the barbie and all that nonsense. I know, it's horrible. Anyway, dumb thoughts though.

What have we got? It's so funny, I had written this down prior to my incident at the playground I just told you about, Ducco. I flipped off a two and a half year old who pushed my daughter on the in-ground tram. But as I consult my notes I realize this has been ruminating for a long while. Who decided the middle finger was rude? It's just a finger. I've just tried to do a quick Google myself because we've seen the speed at which these two can Google. Apparently in ancient Greek times, if you were mad at someone, you would poke them with the middle finger. And that sort of has

extended to, that's the finger that gets stuff done. That's the finger that like takes care of business. How dare you? You do it. Yeah. Yeah. So you'd prod them with you. But I feel like your index finger is better for poking because it has more stability. The middle finger feels like it's gonna break. Which is longer. Oh, the middle finger. Middle finger. So it's like you're reaching all the way out. Exactly.

You can get a bit more distance. Interesting. So I guess that has now developed over generations. We don't prod. I don't like to touch anyone. No. Well. So maybe we're just using the same finger.

Just from a distance. But it's so fun. Why? No, you can do any other finger. Like your ring finger, your pinky, your thumb. It's actually quite hard to flip- And thumbs up being good? Like, oh wow, that's awesome. Who decided the thumb was good, the middle was bad.

I have heard the ring finger being the one where you put the ring on the left is because there's a vein or artery that goes to your heart. Oh, that's a love vein. There was something anatomical about that. Oh, that's nice. But why? Why that bad this good? Yeah, I know. It's interesting, isn't it? Why do we clap for people? Like you know what I mean? Just make a sound. Who decided making a sound? Where did that come from? You know there was obviously someone somewhere in some school hall I

presume when one of their friends attended the presentation. Yeah yeah and he's like thank god it's over. Jesus had just finished wrapping up his chat. Even? I'm not sure if we have discussed this. Is ow just naturally what comes out of a human body? Or did someone decide that's the sound we make when we're hurt? Like why don't we go, why don't we go, woo! Woohoo! Why? Woohoo! Maybe it is the sound we make when we're hurt. Is it just a natural? Geez, we're gaining some ground here.

I've got one for you. Talk to me. Heads and tails on a coin. Yes. Why isn't it faces and butts? And is it heads and tails? The audible, the size from the producers we just got there. A lot of chute.

It's only 6.14 and we've had a lot of chute. But she just rolled her eyes and looked down. Is it because I brought up the DaVinci Code too early? Have I got you off-site? Oh, I know why. It's because I shit-canned her favourite food off-air. I'm gonna work hard to get her back. You've been coming hot and heavy against it. But I also asked for help. We'll talk about that later. Love ya! What were we talking about?

Why's it faces and butts? In every country, in every currency I should say. Because on ours, one is the face of the Queen, I'm assuming it will move to the King soon, but the other side is the animal. Oh, try and mask. So it makes sense tail, right? Yeah. Because they're animals.

But what about on other currencies? Do they play Heads or Tails? That's a great question. I presume Heads and Tails is a universal game. But, one of the countries, it might be the Czech Republic, there's a hole in their I presume heads and tails is a universal game. I know one of the countries it might be the Czech Republic There's a hole in their money in their coins. Yeah, but what I'm saying is you can't have a picture There's a hole so what happens around the hole? Yeah, do I have a photo around the hole in the check? I'm not that's not a lot of space to put a picture

Yeah, my bit. Yeah, so what do they play it to infer heads or tail? But not all their coins have holes in them. I don think. You've been to America? Germany does head or number. Their coins have a head on one side and then the number on the other side. Ah, the currency, the value. That makes sense. You've been to America, they've got coins? Uh, yep. Can you picture what's on their coins? I can't. I was there a long time ago. That's fair, you lived there for a bit. I thought you'd be really, really well versed in it. Well, I mean, they have notes in it because you have dollar bills and stuff so like, you carry cash. But you can do a bit, I thought you'd be really, really well versed in it. Well, I mean, it's not a note, see, because you have dollar bills and stuff, so like, you carry cash. But you can do a quarter, can't you? Yeah, yeah, so I-

What's on theirs? Britain and America play Heads and Tails, it says. And is there animals on their coins, Babs, or is it butts? Should that also be butts? See, I reckon heads and- faces and butts is way funnier. Faces and butts is way better. You know, I mentioned that- I'd always go, but- I'd always go, buts. So when they do the coin toss at the footy, call it faces or butts? Faces or butts? Butts!

I always go heads right now. Everyone picks one right? I always pick tails. Interesting. Shaka what do you pick? Feels like the underdog. Yeah tails does feel a bit underdoggy. I don't know why. Even though it's a 50-50 chance.

But if it was butts I'd go butts. You're a big but guy. Huge but guy. That's why your fish is going to be a bottom feeder once we get the in-studio fish. Here we go. Babs, you can use your mic, but most of the US coins have a head and a building

or something on the back. So how are they playing tails then? It's going to be heads or buildings. It's going to be heads or buildings. Well, the Mexicans do eagle or sun. Oh, see, that sounds good. Now I'm assuming because they coins have an eagle on one side, a sun on the other. Do all the other cultures place this as paper rock?

Do you know what I mean? Great question. And who takes credit for that game? What I'm trying to do... That feels very Aussie. I'm just trying to make them Google as much as I can. I know that's what you're doing. Do you know what?

I didn't pick up on that. I'm not new, Babs. And Babs, do they? Bo, this is a paper rock question. I didn't. I know that's what you're doing. Do you know what? I didn't pick up on that. Come on you babs. And babs do they? This is a paper rock question. I didn't answer. I can't find an answer in two seconds. I'll endorse you for googling. Yes, it's played around the world. Oh, Shy Guy World. Shy Guy's picked up the speed. Can be traced back to ancient China.

Oh. Paper, scissors, rock. And it was imported to Japan. How do they say that in Mandarin? I... not gonna do it. Have a crack mate! Wow! A lot to contemplate. Good round everyone. Good round. Jeez that felt good.

Do you feel smarter? Yep. Faces or butts? Jess and Ducko. Right now though, we are ducking over to Yep. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I've never had it before. Do you know what? First and only time I've had a Guinness. Yeah? In Ireland? Pub in Dublin. Oh, that's the best place, you can't ever go back now. You can never have it here.

That's the only thing I've never tried again in Australia. Did you enjoy it? Because you don't like beer. I did. I did. But it felt like a cultural, significant moment. Oh, you have to do it. Instead of buying a fridge magnet as a souvenir, that memory on me taste buds is my souvenir

of Dublin. Delicious. Anyway, we're all here sipping our Guinness in our kilts, not our kilts, in our St. Paddy's Day weeks. Very good. Thank you so much. Because an unnamed man, you'll see why he's unnamed man from Ireland, was hospitalized after doing something quite bizarre. The Irish Medical Journal has reported this and they have never seen this reported around the world ever before. I know you like a bit of IMJ for some light reading. When Shia Goh sent his content email I said have you checked the IMJ because there's usually some good stuff on there. What's the latest? Guinness related health problems.

So this man needed medical attention after he complained about having severe and sudden onset lower back pain. Lower back pain horrible, debilitating. He hasn't done his hip thrusts correctly, loaded the lower back. He claims he was lifting heavy steel three days prior to this. Okay. The pain was set to have been going on though for much much longer. But during a physical exam the doctors noted that his arm was oddly red and swollen, looking like there was a bit of fluid.

It looked weird. Okay, so there's a buildup of some sort. They then asked him, you know, the questions, what have you been eating? What have you been up to? Have you done anything? And he revealed to them, oh yeah, by the questions what have you been eating, what have you been up to, have you done anything and he revealed to them oh yeah by the way I have been injecting myself with my own sperm for the past 18 months. Duggo you now must speak as representative of this unnamed man. I speak on behalf of all sperm injectees. What was he thinking? I think like there's somewhere deep down inside the male

brain where he's like if I inject my own sperm I'll get bigger I'll get stronger. It's like stem cell research. Yeah, which absolutely isn't you think it was a bulking thing? So not a treatment for this back issue. Well it was so I think it was like a he thinks It's like a super health thing so it's like if I if I put it straight into the source Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna heal myself with those properties. Yeah, I know Bear Grylls drunk his own urine one time, but that was when he was lost in the bush. And we've all done that. Well, I mean, with desperate times.

It's just water, isn't it? Desperate times, call for desperate measures. But injecting yourself with your own ejaculis. There's a bubbler right here. No, I must drink my urine. I can give you a bottle of water. No, no, no. Prior to being

The IMJ pull the top down. Yeah. Yeah, I need you to also be the sperm expert. Yes. I can do that What are you thinking? Oh, hey, he's done here into a cup Syringe dinner. Yep. I think that's exactly what you could have gone straight from sock Oh, that's hard to hard to extract it all from the fabric of the sock. Ah, because it absorbs. Yeah. You need it in a vessel. As a man once again you know who's done it in a cup a fair few times in his life. Your aim is unbelievable now. You might only have four active but they will go where you need them to go. They love that cup. They see the end of the cup and they come flying out. And here's my daughter. Bang. I'm on my way from misery to happiness today. Why is there only three of us?

Here we go. Yeah! We're going on an adventure. So he's done that. Yeah, he's done that. Like you into a cup. Yeah, yeah. And then he's got a syringe.

He's got a needle. He's got a syringe online and he's pulled up and he's injected into his arm. The problem was Oh, this is the dumbest thing I've ever done. We just did no dumb thought, Duggo. Yeah, I know. So after he injected, he did it basically into his blood and muscle at once because you know when you're meant to find a vein and put it in, he's just jabbed it straight into his arm and it's just gone. Maybe that's not common knowledge if you're gonna do something like that. He's just gone. I just put it in no No, no, mate. He then got something called subcutaneous emphysema, which is a rare condition where gas or air is trapped under the skin So essentially he's now Popeye, but it's semen arms

And only on the right Oh the backpack is the least of this man's We're trying to treat him for the emphysema, he needs to do some things, and then he disappeared. And they can't find him. Oh, they didn't get his license, that's why he's unnamed. He's out there still going into cups and injecting himself. This is why women live longer. It really is.

Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Al starting with the same letter. Have today first answer, can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, say pass. We come back if there's time. Our player today is Sam. Good morning, Sam. Good morning, how are you?

Oh, couldn't be better, Sam. We have the opportunity to set you up for a pretty good weekend, I reckon. You won $10,000 right now. What would you spend the money on? So me and my partner are going to Europe soon for our five year anniversary and I just wanted some spending money to take over there.

Oh, I love that, Sam. Yeah. Yeah, make her happy. Yeah, Sam has a familiar sounding voice. Oh I love that Sam. Yeah. Yeah make her happy. Yeah Sam has a familiar sounding voice. Oh you reckon? Yeah Sam has a very familiar sounding voice. Have we met Sam? Have we met Sam? Uh no. Okay. You're getting friendly positive voice from Sam. Yeah I feel like I know Sam. Thank you I appreciate that. Okay you're a friendly guy Sam. Yeah it's like people go do I know you? It's like I've got one of those faces. Sam's got one of those voices. Voices, yeah.

Sam, well I love that you're motivated by love. You know? Yeah, that's it. I wanna treat your lady to an amazing experience. The letter you're gonna work with today, my friend, is P. P for Pitbull. Ooh yeah. Pitbull.

Pitbull. Come on Sammy. Let's do it. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with letter P, we need you to name a fruit. A pit. A pear. A country. A paraguai. A snack. A pizza. Something you study. Psychology. A nut. A nut? Yep. Pay nut. A financial term.

Pass. A three letter word. Bugger. Ah dear. You know, we'd- I think the carriage fell over. It fell overletter word. Oh, bugger. Ah, dear. You know, we'd, um... I think the carriage fell over. It fell over at the start when we said pit. Because I had to take your first answer. Can't say the same thing twice and you said pit, then you changed it. So many fruits.

Have a pit? Have a pit, yeah. Is that called a pit? Yeah, you could have had a pear or a peach on a papaya. Yeah, I didn't really like it. Hey, look, it happens. A financial term, that's a tough one, per annum pay, my favourite passive income.

And a three-letter word could have been pie or pot or pee. Look, you don't go away empty-handed. You do get yourself $100 to spend online at Candle Exchange, though, Sam. So it's not quite what you wanted, but it'll still be great. Oh, she'll love that regard, look. Oh my God, what a doll you are.

Are you gonna tell her you came on if she's not listening and say you got like nine it was really close? Yeah yeah. Absolutely. I lined her up a bit. Thanks for joining the show Sam. No problem thank you guys have a good morning. You too. We do play again eight o'clock ten thousand dollars. Jess and Ducco. How cheap did you manage to do your nuptials? How cheap was your wedding? Obviously the biggest wedding this week. Yours. Were you selfish on the show?

Yes, you and Bezos are mates. I wasn't invited. Sydney Sweeney was invited, but Jay Fart wasn't. I thought we would be rubbing shoulders. Me and the fourth richest man in the world. He tied the knot obviously with Lauren Sanchez in Venice this week. Forbes estimating between 20 and 25 million dollars. I really like this. Babs has found an interesting little detail. That

breaks down to about $33,000 ahead. You know what you're waiting when you're planning, you might be looking at between $100 or $200 a head because that's covering your meal and the decor and how it breaks down for you. Then your mate who has like a new miss, I was like, can I bring her? And you're like, no, mate, that's 150 bucks a head. It's not happening. 100%. And then you open their card in the wishing well and they've given you a 50. You go, bro, that doesn't even cover the spring rolls.

Why are you there? But for Bezos at an estimated $237 billion fortune. Crazy. $33,000 ahead, even with 200 guests. Probably didn't even blink. Yeah. Yes, yesterday we played a fun little game. To guess your wedding on the- For five years, Ducko has tried to ask me how much.

And you were smart, because back in the day you were like, how much did your dress cost? Yeah. How much were the flowers? Just chiseling away at it. I never gave you a scrap. Yeah in the day you were like how much did you your dress cost? How much were the flowers? Just chiseling away at it. I never gave you a scrap. Yeah yeah you never did. But compared to Bezos I thought ah I can reveal it. Because we revealed it yesterday on the show around 8 o'clock if you missed it around 8.30 and then when people, Rice Cookers called in you paid that Rice Cooker $50 for getting

the closest to it. Lara was $100 off. Lara was $100 off. I think it was about $90 off. Can you reveal again the total cost? It was 168,437. $168,000 team. I had people yesterday on my golf day talking to me about that.

My goodness. And you know what they said to me? Ah, it's the ethnic, that's the big weddings. They go big. And I said, yeah, you're probably right. Everyone needs to understand. Robert and Lisa, I'm the first born. You see why I threw them a 40th wedding anniversary party.

Oh, yeah. Do you see how much I owe my parents? Yeah. Anyway, we thought though, the age of vulgarity everyone's talking about. That's disgusting. And it is, and it is. Bezos, Jay Farch, it's gross. Yep.

Can we look at the other end? Yeah. Are you smart? Are you savvy? Cheapest wedding. Cheapest wedding. What was it? What'd you get for how much kind of thing?

I'd love for you to break it down. Maybe the whole thing wasn't, but you were able to hustle something really cheap. Did you have a nice reception, but you go, right for the meal, we're heading to Bunnings. We're doing snacks. Do you know what I mean? Where did you find the ability to cost cut to save? We'll quickly go to Marion. We'll get one here. Marion

on 13 1060. How cheap was your wedding? $1400. Oh hang on a minute. You are. The barefoot investor would be so proud of you. How did you manage to keep the cost that low? Well, we only had 30 odd people and I bought a cheap dress. It was a beautiful dress, but it was only $150. Oh, and I'm sure you looked gorgeous. Well, I think I did. Yes, absolutely. And we had our meal at the pub upstairs. Yeah, nice.

Did you pay for that Marion or was everyone doing, you know, pay for yourself? No, no, no, we paid for it all. Was it parmy night? Was it Marion? No. You actually had a choice of meals. So there you go. There you go. That's smart from you. What do you say to um the Jesses of the world? 160 what was it 60?

Your money and spend it on something you and your husband and your kids Yeah, it's Mary, but you see like Bezos He got to have a he got to have a song by Matteo Bocelli, obviously, Andrea's son. You're not doing that for $1400, are you Marion? Oh, a discount. Maybe. Nikki on 131060, how cheap was your wedding? Hi guys, mine was about $2,000-$2,500.

How many people, where was it, what did you do? We got married at Fell Beach. We had immediate family only, because we were going to a lobe which wasn't good with a family. Oh yes. We hired a double decker bus to pick up all our guests from Woi Woi and take them down, which cost us about $250. Oh my god, so you still cover transport. That's amazing. Yes, yes. All my family from interstate. So yeah, double de of us. And my dress was a bridesmaids dress, sky blue. We had nibbles at the beach and then we went down to Pearl's on the beach for dinner.

We couldn't even book out the restaurant because there was only 27 of us. Yeah. So we're doing speeches in the corner, just standing up, chinking a glass, everyone's like, what's happening over there? Oh, no speeches. No speeches. How much did you spend on Bombonieres Nikki? Exactly Nikki, exactly. Everyone has to go home with presents. Kylie, how cheap was your wedding? Five grand, now they're

making mine look expensive. Yeah yeah but also how big was it and what did you do? About 40 people. Okay. Got married in a park. Yep. And had the reception in my brother-in-law's garage. Did he charge you Kylie or did he do mates rates? No, he put in an air conditioner. How big is this garage? What are we talking three cars in there? What can you fit in there? For 40 people. He has two nice cars and a cellar. Was it BYO Kylie? You weren't providing alcohol for that amount? We did provide some alcohol. What? Geez. What were you getting?

So my mum's friends were a photographer and a dressmaker. We got the photos for free, the food we paid for, but they did and I hired my dress from her and she made my girls dresses. Oh there you go, you can save some money with that. I mean we spent $900 on ice. You spent $900 on side plates, I don't even know what they are. I told you to eat the bread. Of course. David, David, how cheap was the wedding? It was about $1200. Oh bang, here we go. That's just you and your miso, like that's not with any guests. We had 42 guests which is the ultimate add to the life universe and everything. Yeah. Wow. And that was for a three-course meal on a train. Oh hello. Because I was part of the railway museum so they did it at cost for us. Stop it. We actually had the wedding in the car park of the station and then the train came in and

we all got on for reception. David, so you're a lifelong member and they went you know what we would be on it. Yeah in the train. To have your nuptials on board. That's it. And my sister actually got us a bowl of petunias with, Oh no, not again, written on it. That's an elongated wedding layout though, right? Like with people in the back carriages able to hear the speeches. You better have good audio tech. TV's in each carriage so you can see the front carriage. Well no, with only 42 people we could all fit into a Southern Aurora dining car.

Oh I didn't realise you had the Southern Aurora dining car. You're thinking of the Northern Aurora? Yeah yeah yeah, you should have told me. David! David, that is economical and also how themed, on theme, on brand. Everyone knows when they think David they think the... The Southern Aurora. Natasha, wrap us up here. 13, 10, 60.

How cheap was the wedding? $200 for 120 guests. No. That's impossible. I don't believe... You must know every single person and called in a favour. So I lived in a small country town where I was from. I was a bartender at the club at the time so we got the

venue for free. My best friend worked at the local chemist which had beautiful ornaments and stuff that he used for the reception. He stole them from the chemist? Like the day call? Yeah. The day call, yeah. Nice, I had to pay for my husband's suit and my hair. My pop paid for our food, my mother paid for our flowers and... This is a team effort. ...wedding dress. Small town coming together. $200.

Yep. What a day. That is... Jeff Bezos spent $25 million, Natasha. Just past Jeff's... Yeah, I know, it's ridiculous. Jeff spent Bezos spent 25 million, Natasha. Jess Fartje, 168. Yeah, I know, it's ridiculous. Jess spent 168,000, Natasha. I clearly, and we had a lot of friends rally. We did, I mean, you were a flower boy and didn't charge. Imagine what my price would have been if you charged.

Natasha, what a testament to your relationships and the people in your life. I believe you couldn't hustle your hair though. The one person you didn't know was a hairdresser. That's a pun for the hair. And my daughters were old enough when I got married so they were my bridesmaids and they paid for their own dresses. Pay your way.

I paid for my bridesmaids dresses, their shoes, their earrings, their hair. People don't do that anymore. People are like, get a new suit as a groomsman but you've got to buy it. And you're like, well, hang on a minute. 100%, 100%. Did your daughters give a good, made of honor speech, Natasha or?

Yep, my youngest daughter was actually my flout girl. Oh, damn. Oh, you're a girl, yes. She told everyone that she was so happy that mum and dad finally got married because they wouldn't have to go to Spotlight anymore. Why? So what's Spotlight got to do with it? Because I'd go there to see wedding stuff and they got sick of going there. Copy that.

Jess and Ducco. So plenty of opportunities left in the show, Jessica. Absolutely. Someone at the top of the show, Ducow, we were discussing the villain in a movie called The Da Vinci Code. She's text through being like, oh my God, I was screaming at the radio. I know, because I was trying to say the name of the actor. Yeah, we were trying to work out the name of the character, the name of the actor.

So I was screaming, Silas, Paul Bettany. Paul Bettany, yeah. I replied and said, babe, 131060. What? She text the text line. If you'd gotten on air, you could have won the Gaga ticket. She goes, right, I'm saving you to speed dial. So when I'm driving, I can say to my car play, hey, call Dress and Ducco.

Do it. That's smart. Yeah. Very smart indeed. Absolutely. What do you reckon, Babs? Babs? Babs?

Oh, she's in the toilet. Yeah, let's bring the rice cookers in. We can. We are. I have no shame. Babs has been busting. For some reason, couldn't go to the bathroom. Went to go in.

Jess was like, I'm going in too. I needed to go. And then Babs freaked out and left and came in here. So can I tell you, we've walked, we've walked from a different, I don't know where she had gone to start with, but we've approached the ladies bathroom a different direction. Got to't know where she had gone to start with but we've approached the ladies bathroom at different directions Got to the door and she went what are you doing? I said I too

Need to need to go extract some bodily stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she went out of here She went I'm out of here and like she came in here and was a high like here and we were like didn't you have to go? But then I did my business and I text our group. I said Bob He said I said, yeah, I've been prairie dogging, but I'm good. I said, I backed out the bulk of it, come in. And she did it. And then you came in here, then she went to go and then now we're back on air.

Now we're telling everyone Babs is in the toilet. That's what happens. That's what happens. If you're not here to defend yourself, it's not our problem. You know why Babs is on the toilet though? The cafe's new blend, because it's worth getting out of bed for.

It's smoother. Nope, it's not a segue. Nope, nope. I thought that was going to be my best one yet. No, no. Because it's so good it flows right through you. No. No, they won't like that? No.

All right, hold on Mack as I'll come back and do it next. Jess and Ducko. One, two, three, three, three. Jess and Ducko's. What's the threesome? Threesome. Everybody loves all. Quiz Master Shy Guy is going to give us three things. We are going to tell him what those three things have in common. The category I guess they all fall under. Babs is in studio, she's washed her hands, she's ready to keep playing. Get on with the day. Hot to trot. Shy Lord, what do you got mate?

First one for you guys, Coconut Moor, Rainbow Road, Moo Moo Meadow. Oh Mario Kart tracks! Oh damn it. I get that sense of humor. Moo Moo Meadow's got it. Did you used to play Mario Kart? Um, a little bit. I do like Mario Kart. It's good fun.

Particularly on the Switch these days. I was a 64 gal. Do you like the 64? Yeah. The graphics are a bit different on the one. Yeah, very. Yeah. Captain America's Shield, Thor's Hammer and Iron Man's Suit.

Marvel Weapons? Yeah, I'll take that. Avengers Gear, but I Thor's hammer, and Iron Man suit. Marvel weapons? Yeah, I'll take that. Avengers gear, but I'll take that. Avengers gear, obviously. Obviously. Same, same. Vine, Google+, and MySpace. Oh, they're dead apps.

Old school social media. Dead social media apps. Yeah, I'll take that. Good speaking, Sjogr. Looking for the dead, yeah. Looking for the dead, yeah. That's what we've got to remember. Well, we should get Sjogr to write out what he's looking for, and then we can actually see, and we can compare. I love Yeah. Looking for dead. That's what we've got to remember. Well, we should get Shaggy to write out what he's looking for and then we can actually

see and compare. I love that. I love that. Yep. No, let's not do that. He doesn't like his handwriting. It counts as a game. Sometimes I just write three things and then I go, whatever one I like.

No, that's a joke. No, it's definitely not a joke. That's not a joke. No, I don't do that. I can show you the document. Anyway, Riverdale, Glee, 13 Reasons Why. High school, sitcom, teen based on high school. Yeah.

Thank you. Yeah. That's not a joke. No, I don't do that. I can show you the document. Anyway, Riverdale, Glee, 13 Reasons Why. High school sitcom. Uh, teen TV shows. Teen TV shows. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, just had it.

Babs is close. Uh, Daft Punk, Deadmau5, Marshmello. They wear helmets! Yeah, they hide their face. Uh, Bananas, Humans, and Fireworks. Bananas, Humans. Potassium? Yes, Bab fireworks. Bananas, humans. Potassium?

Yes, Babs. They all contain potassium. What a bit! Holy hell! I am smart. Someone has done their shy guy a knees on Juo Ling Go. Alright, so quick score update. Jess on three, Duck on one, Babs on two.

Ooh! Okay. Fireworks have potassium! What a trick! Yeah, I didn't know that. Did you know that, Babs? No, I was just taking ape! Did you know that Babs? No I was just taking a stab The Loop Video Hits Rage

Music shows, music talk shows from the 90s or early 2000s I'll give it to you though Australian music TV shows Close enough I was within realm, I was within distance Thanks brother Jafar, Ursy. Villains, Disney villains. Disney villains.

Yeah. Sometimes when you know it but you can't articulate it. Yeah and then just yell it and you're like... Buckingham Palace. The Lodge. The Queen. And the White House. Oh, places where all the presidential figures live.

Oh Jesus. Yeah, well it's royal as well. Royal figures, yeah. Places where high-un people live. I knew what you meant. Yeah, go on. royal as well. Royal figure, yeah. Places where high-un people live. I knew what you meant, yeah, go on. What words did you have on your paper? I wrote,

Official Residents of World Leaders. That's exactly what you said. That's what I said, didn't I? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. One day one of us will get what he says on the knocker. Yes. Fabs on two, duck on three, Jess on four.

Jess, if you win this, you win. Ducko, if you win this, we go to a tiebreaker. Fabs, you're out. What if that? Oh. Did I say potassium? Did you have such a good time though? Yeah. If you win this, we go to a tiebreaker fadger out. What if that's... Oh. Did I say potassium? Did you have such a good time though? Yeah.

Actually did today. It was pretty fun. Thanks guys. Thanks for coming in. Bye. Go back to the bathroom if you need. The X-wing. Ooh.

The TIE fighter. Ooh. And the Millennium Falcon. Oh, Millennium Falcon. That's in X-Men. That's type of planes and superheroes. Millennium Falcon? Isn't that in... I don't know, man. Star Wars? Oh, you superheroes. Millennium Falcon? Isn't that in Star Wars?

Oh my god, you are so right. Is it Space Crafts? Yeah. Jess has won it. What was it actually? What were you asked? Star Wars Space Crafts. Are they all Star Wars? They're all in Star Wars.

Oh there you go. We have just offended some Star Wars fans out there. With X-Men? Yeah, sorry bro. Obviously I don't Star Wars that much. No, no, that's alright. Babsy Star Trek, I'm Star Wars, you're X-Men. Yeah sorry bro. Yeah that's okay. Obviously I don't Star Wars that much. No no that's alright. Babsy Star Trek I'm Star Wars you're X-Man. We've covered all bases. We've been speaking a lot about Bezos' wedding the last couple of days comparing to Jess's wedding and yeah. Absolutely, absolutely comparable as well. Obviously. We talked about in the same sentence

25 million dollar. Both in Vogue, just different pages. The four... Well, Lauren got the cover of Vogue. I was deep in the inside. You were deep, yeah, little side-cut. That's right. But it was in Venice, and I was telling this story yesterday to my mother-in-law, who's in town, as well as obviously my wife. And then she said, have you heard the story about Sarah, who's my sister-in-law, Morgan's sister,

in Venice involving Bezos' wedding? And I said, hang on, was she there when it was all happening? Yes because she's overseas right now I said no I've not heard this story so we facetimed Sarah she told us the story so they went to some like Venice restaurant which was meant to be nice seafood. Venice is not a place I'd want seafood either they can also smell it. I know. So she had it's all obviously on water but it's such a high trafficked waters. Yeah. So she had a seafood pasta thing, apparently it was really nice and then instantly within 40 minutes of having it, felt sick. Oh no. Like food poisoning straight away, bad clam straight away, had to vomit but was sitting outside at one of those restaurants near the canals. Oh so she's still there when this

nausea hits her. Exactly, it was that fast. And the Bezos wedding is happening on this day so there is security everywhere, the canals you know rolled in on the boats and they got there when this nausea hits her. It was that fast. And the Bezos wedding is happening on this day. So there is security everywhere. The canals you know rolled in on the boats and they got off and stuff like that. Of course Oprah or Lando, the Kardashians, they're all taking the water taxis. She had to run away from the restaurant after being so sick and go to the nearest canal and start vomiting in the canal while the Bezos wedding was a couple hundred meters up the stream. Shut up and... And then the security came down and pushed her on like was like you can't be vomiting. God I thought you were gonna say they've just seen a woman running

and gone security threat! Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah tackle her! Because you know in a slow paced Italian city you'd think everyone's moving slowly taking it all in so you see someone at speed yeah are they trying to attack? What a big guess. They came in like, man, you can't be vomiting here. You've got to be going. You're going to get in the photos and the video. We've sent the drone up.

Bezos doesn't want a vomiting Australian tourist. Hope we can see you chundering. Can you not? You're polluting the waters that Orlando Bloom is about to sail through. Please clean this up. No way. So there's a Bogan

Ozzie vomiting in the canals of Venice. Oh they would have thought she was hungover. Exactly, even I was like, were you really food poisoning or were you a bit hung? And she's like, no genuinely, it was like a straight away. She got the tap on the shoulder from the men in the black and white. From the security and vomiting in the canals at the same time the Bezos wedding was happening a hundred meters or a couple hundred meters away. What a story, because I love the idea that maybe the security whispering about it the next day, Bezos and Lauren hear about it being like thanks for going above and beyond. They're probably talking about your sister-in-law. There's that psycho who's vomiting in the canals. Oh that's so, what a great travel story. Well I mean out of all the places to vomit, up there with one of the greats, the canals. Did she know the wedding was happening that same weekend? Because when she, not when she booked it, but she's living over in London right now but I think it's just coincidentally Well, up there with one of the greats. The canals. Did she know the wedding was happening that same weekend?

Not when she booked it, but she's living over in London right now. So it was an easy hop, skip and a jump. And everything was inflated price even more so. I was about to say, it would have felt like a very different trip, holiday, when something like that's going on in a city. I know, particularly Venice. So there you go guys. Oh, that's fancy.

We are connected to the Bezos wedding in more ways than one. What's the phone topic? I mean, how close were you to a celebrity when you threw up? No Oh that's fancy. We are connected to the Bezos wedding in more ways than one. What's the phone topic? I mean how close were you to a celebrity when you threw up? Yeah. No that's a little niche. Who'd you throw up on? Where'd you throw up? Yeah.

Yeah yeah. Did you? Let's workshop that. There's something there. Yeah there's probably something to throw up there. There's something definitely in there. Something there. Turn it up! Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10k alpha bucks on YIT. Alpha bucks.

30 seconds, 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer, can't use the same answer twice. If you're unsure of the question, say pass, we come back if there's time. We know we're playing for $10,000. We've had an array of players this week, from really good ones to really poor ones. What we haven't had, Ducko, is 10 out of 10. Still yet to have that. Not since Jen, it's going on months ago, said I want to renovate my laundry and that was enough of a motivation to get her over the line. No one obviously has had the right fuel in their tank.

So should we ask what Emma's working with today? Oh yeah, enter Emma. Good morning Emma. Good morning morning how are you guys? Great thanks babe. We're good we're pretty good. What's motivating you Emma? We want to finish our nursery for our first baby. Oh now that is great fuel in the tank. Uh huh. Sorry first baby did you say? Yes. Congratulations how exciting. Yep, yep. When are you due? In November. Okay, so let's get this 10 grand today. Yep. Get some nice wallpaper. Pick out the furniture, bits and bobs.

We can do that. Ready for the baby's arrival. I've got a good feeling about you, Emma. Oh no, she seems like a smooth operator. I don't want you to freak out when you hear the letter though, Emma. We don't see it often. Okay. It's a you.

Oh God. Okay. No, no, no, don't freak out. Okay. You got this. You only need 10 words. Yeah, that's it. Let's start with you.

Yeah, that's all you need. Let's do it. Come on. Okay, let's do it. For the unborn baby. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter U, we need you to name a clothing item. Ungies.

A celebrity. Usher. A brand. Pass. A mystical creature. Unicorn. An instrument. Ukulele.

A country. Ukraine. An adjective. Pass. A sports league. A sports club. A sports club. A sports club. Ukulele. A country. Ukraine. An adjective. Pass. A sports league.

Pass. A girl's name. Ugina. A kid's movie. Up. A brand. You by Codef. An adjective.

Under. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh would have been one of the great answers. Yeah, yeah, what a great answer. Yeah, totally. Mate, shout out to the panty liners. Oh my god, is that what that is? I don't know what it was, but I was like, she sounds that confident with it. You by Codef, they do panty liners, tampons, stuff like that. Oh, there you go.

Emma, you were a very good player, you could tell. Very good. When you got ukulele and unicorn. A sports league could have been UFC is what we're after there. An adjective unique or useful is what we're looking for. Yeah, you got a little bit muddled. If you add two more seconds, I reckon we could have... I think so. She was coming around to it.

She was! That was really good. Thank you. You're a red hot player. Look, you don't go get the money but you do get $100 to spend online at Candle Exchange. That's amazing. Thank you so much guys. Thank you for playing. Thank you Emma. No baby brain here for Emma. No. Yeah. Well done Queen. Emma's fire ring. She is Jess and Ducko. What weird song or ditty or something that came into your head that got your kid down? Come on. And like, Oh, what? Yeah, you both took it there. What song?

Tail, like little, you know what I meant. I know what you mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm with ya. What have you done? You crazy cat. I'm loose like that. You are.

You've been a parent for going on 10 weeks. Yeah. And it's funny the tricks you'll pull out of your back pocket. Well, when you, when it's particularly, so obviously this is probably more for the younger phase. I understand that. But when you're trying to get them to sleep, they say, you know, lullaby, sing a song,

whatever. But when you're rocking them and walking them, trying to get them down, you realise that you don't know full lyrics to a lot of songs. You only know little bits and pieces. Particularly I'd say lullabies. Like that's not been a part of our repertoire as as adults. So when you're expected to sing them you go oh actually don't know the second verse of rain rain go away. Yeah. So it's over in four lines. So I've been singing songs that I know like and we know you famously. Yeah yeah yeah.

Don't always nail lyrics. So you just coming up with throwing little raps., my kid doesn't know that though. I can make up whatever I want. Very true. She just can pick up on gusto. But I found myself yesterday when I got back from this golf day all day out in the Hunter Valley and Morgan's like, here you go, here's a baby. Chucks it to me kind of vibe. Fair enough. I'm trying to get her down for like afternoon sleep. I'm walking up and down the hallway. You know, the lights were off. You try to make it dark. The only thing that comes into my head is, I'll take you to the candy shop. I'll let you lick the lollipop.

Don't you stop. Come on, do it for me. Obviously nailed it. Take you to the candy shop. I'll let you lick the lollipop. One of the great, I'm gonna say bump and grolly tunes, Ducker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. And I was like seeing that,

Mowen's like, you know what you're singing right now? It's like, it's all I can think of. Were you in such a vortex? Like had you gone through a couple- Yeah, I've gone through a few songs. And then you've caught yourself going, what else do I know? I've gone through the tried and tested songs.

Were you doing the whoa? Yeah, yeah, whoa. Give it to me. And then I started dancing. I was kind of doing the counter, like she was like waking up to it. So 50 Cent candy shop. How effective was candy shop?

Uh, I mean, look, I think they just hear noise and music. They don't care. So it was fun. She ain't never seen about licking lollipops and candy shops. You know what I mean? No, she didn't. Obviously I'll be an age where I won't be seeing that anymore. But it is a thing, Ducko, and if all the podcasts that I have listened to are to be believed,

you've got to pick one. Yeah. Because the consistency and the routine will then be associated with settling down and sleeping. We have her bedtime song, we do have that. Oh, is that Candy Shop now? No, that's a bit of Xavier Rudd, Follow the Sun, which I do sing as well. You do a great Xavier. Yeah.

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down. Can I even expand it out to just settling them down? You know, my daughter does not like the car, famously has never actually been a fan of the car. It's really hard to drive five minutes and beyond. She cracks it. Which anyway, a lot of people, rice cookers have helped me in the past with different suggestions, guys, nothing works except music. Yep.

Yep. And I'm at my wit's end. We try wiggles, we try bounce patrol, we try all the kids stuff. And then you get, I'm just going to try anything. The one song that consistently works for us. My daughter must be an old soul because we have to go back to 1959, ducko. A bit of big band, Bobby Darin. Why did you even put this on? Why is this even in your repertoire? This is a convoluted story, but I was reading a book at the time called Somewhere Beyond

the Sea and just that title was rolling around in my head and I think I went, there is an old school song called that, that's probably one genre of music we haven't tried, your Sinatra era. Yeah and this could be settling. So it was just in my head from the book and I went I'm gonna try some big bands. Put on Bobby Darin and she shut up instantly. Wow, there you go. I don't know if it's the music, like the instrumental. Yeah. Oh, probably. Oh, he's smooth. He's very smooth. But she likes Bobby Darin, she likes a bit of Sinatra, even a bit of Elvis. Yeah, okay. It's coming a bit

more modern. Next time you get in the car though. Oh my buttons aren't working. Oh. No. Damn. Were you gonna say candy shop? He's just not playing for me. I was gonna do candy shop. That's upsetting.

I pick up with putting down. That's also- God, for a bit we have a system that works. We haven't tried. I know, an audio fricking- I know, I know. But okay, well this is what I was gonna say. I'll add candy shop to my repertoire.

Oh there it is! And you add a bit of Beyond the Sea to your repertoire. Okay, yeah. The lyrics are pretty easy. Okay. That's funny though. But it is funny what your kid connects to. Where you go with it.

Where you go with it. What happens? What's rolling around in your brain? You go, I'll just try it. Yeah, I'll just do anything. Anything that'll work. And then what you can remember to sing if you're trying to sing something. So 13, 10, 60, weird songs. It can be any.

It doesn't even need to be a song. True. Yeah. You're making a series of noises. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. So I switched cars yesterday, Ducko. So all my knobs are out of whack.

All my presets are out of whack. But you're right. You keep it locked. Whether you've changed cars, you're getting in and out of it, you my presets are out of whack. Yeah. But you're right, you keep it locked. Whether you've changed cars, you're getting in and out of it, you should just leave it. Yeah, you should. On hit. Keep it right here. Because then you'll know.

I got in the car this morning, it was on the Jesus station. I started my day with a blessing. But also a great time. Not bad. Did freak me out slightly because it was sort of a crusty old man reading obviously from the Corinthians. That's our future. It is nice to know.

Reading from Palms number four. How? Psalms, not Palms. Isn't it Palms? It's Psalms. It's with a P. P-S-A-L-M. You've only ever seen it written down, haven't you? That's like me with rosary beads and rosemary beads. Did I go to a Catholic school? Did you dream?

For the man who's met the Pope, it just feels, you know. He wasn't a Pope! For the man whose mother brought embroidered Christian napkins to Easter lunch. I'm going to hell. You are going straight to hell. God, it's been fun, guys. Catch you later.

I'll take my elevator downtown. Anyway, what were we saying? Send us postcards. Oh yeah. Just saying, keep it locked. Keep it locked on here. You don't want it on the Jesus station. You don't want it anywhere else.

Cause if you want to go to Fridays Live, you've got to wake up and have hit on in the car. Cause you also get hit. You get Shaga's diary. Oh my god. To have a look back at the week that was. Oh yeah. And was it a good one this week Shaga? It's a pretty good week of a diary.

Yeah, I think so. Ooh. Ooh I kinda don't believe you. Babs and I worked very hard on this yesterday. That makes me feel like you didn't have much content. I agree, they've had to work all the time. Oh yeah too much content. Well we had the right amount of content,

it was just placing it, but it was more about time. Let's get to the nitty gritty. Yeah okay great. Please, okay. We had to cut 18 minutes into two. 18 minutes? That's a tough arse. That is a tough arse.

Just make it play 18, what else are we doing? I know, it's a look back at the week that was. I would love to do an 18 minute diary, but that's just not allowed. Who says? We make the rules. Show me in black and white where it says we can't do that. I'll ask him point blank when he comes in. No, don't ask. You ask for forgiveness, not permission.

We burnt two and a half minutes, shall we get into it? What a wicked spin with Jess and Ducco. Jess revealed something disgusting she did in the bathroom the other night at the comedy club. Do my business. I want to put it on the record. It was just a number one. But as I've gotten up to flush, big old skid mark in the bowl. Like someone who left it there prior. Left it there prior? They're gonna think it was me. Not only have I possibly walked into

the wrong talk, because I'm not hearing any women. There must have been a women's only and then a unisex. So I had to make a decision in that moment, Ducco. What do you do? Because... To scrub a toilet in a comedy club. Oh, you didn't. Did they have a scrub at their home? No, Shy Guy. So you just got toilet paper and wiped someone else's poop.

Yes. The risk. Why So you just got toilet paper and wiped someone else's poop? Yes! The risk! Why would you just leave her? Because I didn't want these strangers to think I'm fine! That's when you come out You come out and go Someone left that in it But then I walked out and I realised I hadn't washed my hands

To walk back No! That's the one time you really needed to wash your hands No I know, so I walked back past him and I went, just gotta wash my hands, fellas. Sorry. Because I definitely didn't back one out in there. And then I walked past... I would rather you back one out, leave a skid mark, and clean someone else's skid mark and not wash your hands.

So I haven't even told Angus that because you know he's a bit of a gem. TV icon Grant Denny caught into the show with an idea for one of Ducko's weathercrosses on the Today Show. You know what we should do? When you're doing the weather next, do your weather bit, throw to the map, and you and I will switch out mid-map. That's funny. So when we come back, we'll see if anyone notices.

Do you want to say a thing? That's so good. We'll give you the same outfit. Oh, that's fantastic. That's so good. We've both got a comb over, we're both short. People think we're the same person. That'd be hilarious.

Oh, that's fantastic. We've both got a comb over, we're both short. People think we're the same person. That'd be hilarious. Or how about you and I? I don't know, we just do it one day where we just like, we try and get into a nightclub in a trench coat. We make one normal-sized person. You can get into an R-rated movie, the two of you,

if you work together. Yes, I am over 18 over 18 Mr Ticket Man. I can perfectly legally see this naughty movie. Yeah I'm your weatherman. We're not sure producer Babs knows how breakfast in bed is supposed to work. Hey I just slay and no one gets it. Alright mate. Can we have a momentary knowledge?

Babs before the show said she had breakfast in bed but she made it herself. Yeah I think we... And it went back and had it. It doesn't count. It doesn't count. I have something to put on the story. Can you call her breakfast in bed if you've had to haul your ass up?

There's nothing sadder than that. I made myself breakfast and had it in bed. I'm so chill. When she said she'd made herself breakfast in bed, what did you picture? I pictured just like a lukewarm toast that had gone cold by the time she walked it back. Yeah, yeah, in her bespoke mug that she made.

Add avocado and toast in a coffee. See, avo-toast hasn't tripled well. You can't be walking that from the kitchen to your bedroom. Yeah, yeah, that's funny. Aw. Good on you, though. If you want something done, do it yourself. I ran the guys through some movie titles that had to be changed around the world for various reasons.

The Hangover? Yeah. In France, that was changed to A Very Bad trip. Oh, that's not as good. Wait, do you mean translated? No, no. Or genuinely best? The movie title is... A very bad trip. That does not have the same...

What's the Hangover? French people never get hungover, that's why. Ah, they couldn't relate. They can't relate. Italy, Moana, was changed to Oceania. Why? Ah... Because Moana is the name of a famous porn star in Italy.

How famous must a porn star be for everyone to go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, how dare you? She's got dibs on Moana, but also I get it, Duffo. Is she a national treasure? Evidently. All these old Italian men drinking picklers, Moana, Moana. I grew up with a Moana. Disney didn't want to deal with all these old men going to the cinema, buying their ticket to Moana and they're going, what is this crap? Cartoon children's film.

I thought I was going to be old school cinemas. What is this? Is that The Rock? Can you imagine the... Hang on a minute, I wanted to see some boobies. What can I say except you're welcome? Amazon's Jeff Bezos held his $20 million celebrity-filled wedding in Venice to Lauren Sanchez earlier in the week.

And after five years of working on Air with Jess, this news finally gave Duck Owen in to get the total cost of her and Angus' wedding out on the public record. She even put $100 of her own money on the line to anyone who can guess the total price correctly. Spoiler, you're about to feel really poor. Babs, you guess first. $105,220.

Incorrect. Okay. See, that felt like Babs was well off, based off Jess's... Almost insulted her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jess's like, ugh, peasant! I'm gonna say $145,000. I forgot what I wrote

down. Will we open the jar? A hundred and forty five thousand dollars. No. Okay. I was thinking more. Yeah. I'll say a hundred and seventy eight. Are we hot cold? But it's... Shy Guy was close. We go to Ashley on 13 10 60. Good morning Ash. So I'm gonna go with 160 to 3228 Close Close Lara you're holding the fate of a lot of people I'm gonna say 168 Yes, yes. Yes, that's hot. That's red hot

Eight. Yes, yes, yes, that's hot. That's red hot. 168. Um... 350. She's is in $100. Oh, my God! I reckon we gotta pay that. I reckon we gotta pay that.

That's pretty close. I reckon we gotta pay that. Would you say, we? I offered the $100. I reckon you gotta pay that. I'll give her $50. No! I said $100 on I reckon you got a paper. I'll give her 50 bucks. No. I said $100 on the knocker. I quit put that out there. $100 on the knocker.

We've just got to get to it. We've got to get to the news. Do you agree? Like you didn't get it on the nose. You're not getting $100. OK, you'll accept 50. You'll accept 50. OK, so tell us how much it was, please.

Jessica, leave our journey. You can open the jar. SHE LAUGHS 168 437. Oh! You can give Lara 100. No! I said on the number! It doesn't matter. Your wedding cost that much money! What?! 168 432?!

Whoa! It's a nice day for... ..a white wedding See you next week, Rice Cookers. Jess and Ducco. Call of Fame, Call of Fame Call of Fame with no price Every week we like to dangle a carrot.

We like to thank you for getting involved in the show. Only one person obviously can reign supreme, winning the call of fame. We'd like to thank you for all your contributions this week. Some great ones, some great people. What have we said before? A rising tide lifts all ships and when you're good, we're better.

You know what I mean? True words. Because collectively, teamwork makes the dream work. That's exactly right, you know what I mean? Never look back, look forwards. Amen. Many hands make light work. And to be fair, this week we dangled two tickets to see Lady Gaga. Ruh ma ma. She's just played the Bezos wedding in Venice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And her next stop is Down Under. Coming here, why not?

To bring the mayhem ball. What do you reckon she ran with at the Bezos wedding? Obviously the meat dress. Oh, did you mean outfits? I meant songs. Like, do you reckon she's starting with poker face. Oh, Bezos. Just dance. Bezos is an OG Gaga fan. So I think we would have been seeing a lot of Alejandro. Oh. Maybe a little bit of poker face paparazzi.

Oh yeah, of course. Jeez, you know your gags, don't you? You know me and my mum are going. Yeah, that's right. My mum called me and said, I don't care how much she is. Andrea Vachelli and Lady Gaga, don't put you and your mum in a box.

You know, some of the big hitters. 100%. What are you humming about over there? Gaga didn't perform, she just attended. Oh, she was a guest. Oh, I misread that press release. According to Yahoo News. Hang on a minute, Elton John, I also said performed.

Was he also a guest? I saw Elton John perform too. That's what I thought anyway. There were rumours that there was a $6 million fee. That is not true. Sorry, Ducko. If I've invited Lady Gaga to my wedding, it's because I wanted a seat. It's not because you're mates with her.

Thank you very much. Matteo Bocelli, it's not because I want him there as a guest. Get up there and sing some opera. It's like when people invite me to their wedding. It's not because they want me there. It's because they need an MC. Exactly right. We get it.

Bezos said no to their request for a six million dollar fee. Ah, so they just came as a guest rather than a singing. I like that. So he won a fork out 12 million for six for Gaga, six for Alden. Six is a lot of money. So they just went as guests, not as performers. Not as performers. Jess would have paid them. Anyway. I don't know if there was room in the budget after the bread rolls and the bonboniere is. Anyway. We're going to pick a winner to see where you're going. This has been a tough week. So tough.

Between the grunting gentleman we had for the can you give us a home improvement grunt. Yeah, yeah. To all the other funny stories. Gemma. Gemma. She stood out above the rest when we asked what happened to your bits. It was actually my best friend. She was trying to escape a spa that they'd broken into on the Gold Coast

and they were climbing up a railing and the railing was metal and it had been raining and she slipped and landed right on her bit and ended up having to get rushed to ED and she had bruising and swelling all down her leg and had to be in a wheelchair for the rest of the week at the Gold Coast. Oh my god. Oh, it was so comical to see stuff like that though. I know because she just sort of like land on it but then topple off, you know?

Fall down off it. Exactly, it was horrible and the poor guy was like, I don't know what to do. Yeah, how do I assist you in this? This is a wheelchair. What do you even say to the paramedic when you call triple zero? Well Gemma, maybe she can take the bruised bestie. Take your bestie's bits because you're going to Lady Gaga. Congratulations Gemma. Oh my god I'm in shock.

Are you serious? Yeah you're going to Lady Gaga. Oh my god. That's so great. Are you going to take your bestie with her bits as well? Yeah I think I have to. I can't tell the story and then not take it. Absolutely.

It's really cruel. I agree. Because that's the thing sometimes we're hesitant to give the prizes if you've told someone else's story. Yeah. But Gemma we thought it's her bestie. Yeah why not. As long as the bestie gets you know reparations. You legend. Yeah. But Gemma, we thought it's her bestie. Yeah, why not? As long as the bestie gets, you know, reparations.

You're the legend. Yeah. No, you're the legend. Send photos. Yeah, send photos. Not at the bits though. No, no, definitely not. Or at the cut.

Oh, Shargo's nodding actually, so. Don't do that. Enjoy the gig, Gemma. Enjoy, Gemma. Bye Gemma, thank you. Bye, thank you. Hey, we, um, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we,. Hey, we um, we, we, she hung on a lot for a while. And she was just still surprised. You know, what did Babs tell them? You're in for the chance.

You're in for the chance, hang on there. Hey, great week this week team, well done to everyone involved. Absolutely. Well done to Jess and Ducco HQ, to the mountains and mountains of people that make this show run. All the cogs in the machine. They're all just cogs. You You know our names are on the cog But let's be real is that the gear thing correct yeah in the machine yeah, we're just cogs in the wheel baby Yeah, we're just but you're an integral cog shy guy. Oh, yeah integral cog. Yeah a cog. Yeah

Oh see diminished. He's a humble cog. You're a humble cog mate. You've always been a humble cog Babs You too integral big machine your cog. Babs, you too. Integral to the machine. Your cog can sometimes slow down a bit, but if we just... But don't some spin faster than others. Some do. Mine's a fast spinning cog. Yours is a fast spinning.

Mine's a large cog. You and Babs just churnin'. My cog is trying to be so friendly with Babs' cog and her resistance sometimes breaks down the efficacy of the machines. Our bits don't interlock perfectly. No they don't. Babs is specifically asked not to interlock with your bits on the cog.

Anything you want to add, coggy? Nope. Yes Babs, we know what we're doing. You have a microphone. Hey Babs, you get a whole weekend away from us. Are you excited? Not. Yes, we know what we're doing. You have a microphone. Hey, Babs, you get a whole weekend away from us. Are you excited? Yeah, are you excited?

I'm so excited. No, I'm just joking. You're not though. You're the most positive when you're away from us. Trust me, we'll send a group text later on this afternoon about something Babs won't reply. No, she won't. Let's send things that we know Babs has to reply to.

She's having a Babs day today. What's a Babs day? I'm going to go home, read a book, have a cup of tea, maybe have some wine, maybe have some popcorn later and watch Forona Kamaz. This is Babs day. And what time? And what time?

And what time? Are you gonna use those toys? What time should we expect the tears? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably like 4pm. 4pm? Alright, everyone check in. Everyone check in, think of 4pm on a fight that day. Probably like 4pm. Alright everyone check in. Everyone check in Babs, think of 4pm today.

It's Friday. Have a moment of silence. Just tell us how she goes for walks now with no headphones and no nothing. She raw dogs it. Just so she can hear the sound of her tears. I said does that get your creative juices flowing like you come up with all these content ideas you can bring to the show, next game, next cobb. She went nah, this is how I process. We do need a new game. Babs, can you come up with a new game over the weekend? We'll

play it on Monday. We've got Ducco's movie reviews but is that normal? And we've got my cruise control review. We've got three hours to film, we'll be fine. That week you took off the paternity leave Ducco, I made Babs do a blog a day. To film. How did she do that? Mate? She was unbelievable when you actually put the pressure on her. She lifts, she cries about it, but then she leaves.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't we all, we believe in you Babs new game on Monday. Thank you. And it's gotta be good.

Yeah. Spent 20 minutes on TikTok. You'll find one. You'll find mine. Always do another radio show. Yeah. Oh, how dare you! Thievery.

How dare you! Babs steals. Every game has another idea of another game. Actually, I already pitched a game to Shy Guy like a week ago, so... Give us a live pitch. Well, I've been watching Spicks in Space. We'll see you've adapted. Yeah, yeah, just... Which game?

And they play a game where they like sing a song in the melody, but they're reading from a book, and I thought I could bring my fantasy books in and you could do that That could be fun. And we have to guess the song you're singing. Based on the tune While you're reading fairy porn. Oh, so you're gonna read it in a tune of just a book Yeah of a song. That's all you read. So We'll do that on Monday, Babs. Hey, let's give it a go. Yeah, I like that. That's good But Babs is the one singing. You're the one singing though,, is that what you mean? I mean if you want me to sure. Yes absolutely. Because you are the Quizmaster in Wordioke you don't get to sing anymore.

So this is your opportunity. This is you going live. That's exciting. And then so we'll do that before or after my movie review. Look at her, see when you put the pressure on her she lives. Yeah there you go. Good on you Babs. Shag obviously went to her, now we'll work on it sweetie yeah no for a week to have that conversation hey we're out of here we're back next week it's gonna be a great week if you missed the show get on wherever you podcast listen on Spotify wherever that may be we got a couple of DMs saying oh I missed the total price of Jess's wedding I said go listen to the podcast yeah yeah I can't put that in print we don't have time to tell you how much it is right now. I always put that as a podcast title. No. You should have dangle that little Easter egg. Go check it out. We're out of here guys. Love you all. Bye bye. See you Monday. Bye. Bye. I'm on my way from misery to happiness today. There's only three of us. Here we go! We're going on an adventure!