Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Jesus, jesus!

Episode Date: July 8, 2025

Jess takes us through some acronyms you probably haven't heard, Ducko asks what did you hit and we play Year of the Song!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trying the cafe's new blend today. Smoother, bolder, better. I'm loving it. Jess and Dago! This is the Jess and Dago podcast. Hi everyone. Welcome to the podcast. Look, I wanna put her on the record.

Yeah. Shaky sky. Oh, on the show, yeah. Don't you reckon? Yeah, top of our. Mainly from the attitude of one member of the team. There's no attitude. Yeah.

Oh, if you hear back, you'll hear attitude. We were all here and it's on the record. It's okay, you were putting it at 5%. And then you came good. I didn't have your headphones plugged in. What a shit excuse. You know every day... They were plugged into my laptop because I was getting audio from them later in the break. Babe, let's have an on air meeting.

Ducco every day, bang on 6, mic's on. So that means you need to be ready to go. We're gonna say good morning to you. You know we're gonna say hello. Whether it's in a minute or three minutes in, it's gonna come. Do you know when people ask me, why does he sit in the studio if he doesn't want to talk to you guys? It's a good point.

And I don't have an answer for them. So to you, Sygar. It's because he wants to feel above Babs. That's the only reason. Oh, it's a power play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to sit up there. No, from the get go.

Hey man, we never made you sit here. You chose. No, I made me sit anywhere. And we actually... We love it. We need to get you off of the first break of the show just so we can hear Sean going now. Yeah. Do you need to start coming in an hour early to warm up? Far from today, mate.

I don't remember from like last year. No, no, no, no, go on, I'm not going to get you from last year. Oh, that's what I thought. Did you hear my suggestion? Do you want to come in an hour early to warm up? No. Well then BEEN READY! I'm already the first here.

Looks for them harder. Yeah and she spends so long, that's why she doesn't have to find it. It's hard to initially have when do you stand up, you stay on it. Oh that's yesterday. I can tell you're in a way better mood. Okay here we go. Is he grumpy today? If I jumped out.

Come back with a better ass. I'm doing that for Valentine's Day, little choo-choo-choo Do you have an issue I know we're bringing you in because you like the Simpsons Like it I like that don't be ashamed Come back with a better attitude. Hey, let's try again. We'll try again. Okay. All right. Welcome to Tuesday. So happy to be excited to be here this morning. Yeah, here I am. Here I am.

Good morning. How are you feeling today? Great. Anyway, you'll hear that after this. Well, I started my day fine and I gave Babs a nice compliment about the denim jacket she's wearing. And yeah, I'm flipping this onto you. Oh great. And then she was like, this is what we do best. Babs, not to put it on you.

Oh God, you've got to be careful around him. So that's a lot of pressure to put on your shoulders. No, because you walked in, you went, nice jacket. No, you're not. I would have taken that badly too. You can't tell if he's being... And then I said, and went, oh, and you were like, what can't I compliment you now? I didn't say that.

I went, oh, nice jacket. I had up inflection. You didn't. You might've thought you did, but you didn't. And that's why I looked at it and I was like, oh, so are we yes to the jacket? Cause every other day I'm like, oh, you're wearing grandpa's rusty jumper again. Yeah, usually look at my clothes and put it on. You know, my mother-in-law was a family mediator.

Should I get her in to mediate these too? Possibly. Hey, I was fine. I'm now in trouble for something. He's flipped onto Babs. Look, at the end of the day, just know that come 601, when we just say hello to you guys, we're gonna say hello. We're on. So we need, you know, we need a bit of fire.

It's that classic thing, Ducco, the push and pull of being real and authentic, of course. Yeah. But also holding a lot of power in the big stick to bring a bit of energy and joy. Oh, God. Like that, see? You look like a cat with white blood and a scratch on your back. Yeah, scratchy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what it felt like.

That's exactly what it felt like. It's a big responsibility team. Look, no, it did start a bit dark, but then we got it back on. I think we're team. I'm giving us full credit for that. Yeah, we went to Scotland and you and me just did gear for five minutes about Scottish Jesus. We did, we did, we did, yeah. Babs rolled her eyes out there at me.

I think it's where we play. Thank God I can't see Babs, because that would be so demoralizing for me. Yeah, because when I said, Jesus, Jesus, then Babs was like, oh my god. You have to deal with the sass from her through the glass. And then I've got our fucking GM walking past on the phone going, Morning! And I'm in the middle of telling a story. There's so much that happens at that window. You're trying to explain about the Scottish Stonehenge, predating the English Stonehenge.

Which is wild, that's real. I can't believe that. What else is Scotland famous for? It's just odd that no one helped me Google in the moment, by the way. I was live Googling and talking. Sorry, I was there playing with you, bro. I couldn't exactly pick up my phone. Yeah, yeah. Babs, what say you?

I was actually thinking, I wasn't pulling faces at you because there's stones in Outlander, the TV show that I watch, and they're like magic stones since it's in Scotland. And I was trying to work out if they were real or not, and if that's what it was called, but they're fake. So that's what I was doing.

If you try to do that though. Which one's a fake? This is the Outlander one. The Outlander one. Oh, sorry, the magic stone. I thought they were the same stones. Well, they might've been filmed at that location. Well, that's what I was trying to look at.

See, that's what she was Googling, not your thing. No, I was for my own interest. And Shaka was listening to some other, Shaka was listening to Ashley in Madison, a TV commercial. I was just enjoying Subway. No, no, Shaka was getting 15 minutes of the Skippy theme song, I was listening to some other, I was listening to Ashley in Madison at a TV commercial. I was enjoying Subway. No, no.

It was like I was getting 15 minutes of the skippy theme song, which you were also hearing in the show. Yeah. You know what we need? I didn't pre-listen to that one. One of you needs to pull the trigger on being the Googler if we ever need a Googling demo. I agree. We need another producer on this show.

I completely agree. No, no. We need a hot producer. No, no. That is good delegation. I think it should be Babs. As the Googler. Purely because. If you're not answering phones, obviously you're answering phones, you can't do it. But if you're not answering phones, I reckon you come in with Google.

And whether it's right or wrong, you're the Googler. Yeah, you're the Googler. The Googler. The Googly Googler. And that way then, because if you Google and I don't like your answer, I'll also Google. But I actually use Bing. That's a whole... I sit next to Babs on our desk and she has a setup. It's all good. Two screens, all that. And I'm like, can you search something or it's all good, two screens, all that.

And I'm like, can you search something? You'll do something. She uses edge browser, whatever that is. I've never heard of Bing. It's Microsoft, it's like the default one you get with your laptop. What's Bing? Is Bing like a Yahoo? Is it like an Ask James?

Yeah, it's just a terrible one. Why do you use that, not Google? I don't know. Don't want to conform? Yeah. I think I take it back. You always get the wrong results. Shy guy should be the Google app because he's also, I mean, that audio from the top of our is not

great testament, but he's also more confident speaking the answer in the mind. But at the same time, he's just texting through to us. But also, I find it fun if we're like racing to find the thing and then you win and you're like, I'm a better Google. Yeah, or like one of us gets it wrong. Then half the time the Google's a wrong. Do you ever say binger? Binger. Binger. That's what's wrong with that. Yeah, it does. I did Google what Scotland's famous for that you just asked Jess.

And would you believe it? Golf was born in Scotland. Yeah, it was. The Scottish golf course, St. Andrews. Is the oldest. Is St. Andrews one of the oldest? I don't know the name of the first one. Yeah, St. Andrews.

Yeah, that was the oldest golf course in the world. The oldest golf course in the world invented in, yeah, invented in Scotland. And they still play and open there at St Andrews every now and then. Haggis, Loch Ness, Edinburgh Comedy Festival. Magic stones. Magic stones in Outlander.

And golf. And I think golf was invented as another game because back then they had like the rock throwing and all the strong man sports. They wanted to invent another one that people could do. I love that. Golf, hit ball with stick. Hit ball with stick hit ball with stick.

The furthest. Yeah. Yeah. Scotland has produced numerous innovations, including television. I doubt that it was a Scottish inventor. First ATM is coin to Scotland. Oh, see Scotland's also one of those places that I reckon they make a lot of shit up that they found, you know, it's like when I went to Slovenia and they

claimed that they invented skiing. And I was like, I don't know much about theian people, but I don't feel like you invented skiing. That's yeah. And also is it just one of those, we did it first, but you did it first in your nation. Exactly. Where it actually was, it's like, there's a big debate that pasta actually originates from China. Like they were the first, like the noodle was the first sort of elongated food that way. Yeah, I see. I don't see noodles and pasta on the same thing.

I couldn't agree more, but there's a big like, well, where did it actually originate and who copied who? Or who was inspired by who? But then who did it better? The Chinese didn't invent a lot tea. Absolutely. You know? Is that just, it's just native.

Yeah. So the first ones are sort of brewed. A couple of herbs. A couple of herbs. Yeah, yeah. There you go. What else you got over there, Shaggy? The Chinese are the compass, gunpowder, and printing things.

Printing things, that's been a hell of a... That's been obsolete now, isn't it? Well, not for you and Babs. No, I do, heaps of printing. Yeah, you do. My trivia every week. In fact... Oh, Darko, my favourite time of the week!

Do you want to do a trivia question? Yes, please. Seven points off of grabs here, guys. According to the Catholic Church, all chance you'll get is... Oh, here we go! What are the seven deadly sins? Yes, gluttony. Yep. Greed, is that... Yep, greed's one. Gluttony, great pride. According to the Catholic Church, or Jes, you'll get this. Oh, here we go! What are the seven deadly sins? Yes!

Gluttony. Yep. Greed? Yep, greed's one. Gluttony, greed, pride? Ooh, I don't know if pride is. Let me check the answers. Wrath?

Pride is one. Yep, gluttony is one. Pride is one. Is wrath? Or rage? Wrath, envy? Correct. Seven.

Gluttony, greed. The one that you are. Something about being hungry? No, I said greed. Sloth. No, I'm gluttony. Oh, yeah, so true who sloth And then a section one two three four five six or last last gluttony grease sloth wrath envy and pride Yeah, yeah, well done team. Who's last Who's last? You. Yeah, obviously. And Shy Guy is Wrath. What do any of these things mean? Wrath is rage.

Yeah. Like you're really angry. But what is it in the Bible? Seven Deadly Sins. Seven Deadly Sins, yeah. What would cast man into hell? What iconic Aussie band was originally named the Farris Brothers after two of its founding members

before adopting their final name in 1979. Astr- 79? Big band. Not crowded house. So the Faris brothers were, that was the Bank of South tour of them, and then they found their lead singer in Perth, whose name was Michael Hutchins. Oh, in excess. Yeah.

The Faris brothers, I didn't know, thank you, that's great truth. They were the two brothers. I knew that because of the DoCo mini series thing they did on them. Yes, with Kylie, not with Kylie, with Samantha Jade playing Kylie. Yes. What is the only country in the world that ends with the letter K? K. One point off of Grabs here if you can snag this one. K.

Don't forget to try the Parmes tonight. $12 but you pay $3 for gravy. Can we have the continent? Uh, yes, it's Nordic. Like as in- Denmark. Yeah, Denmark. Oh, true.

It's so obvious but it's not. Yes. Okay, recent celebrities flocked to the $50 million international wedding of- Bezos. Bezos. That was about the question. Bonus, in what city was the wedding? Venice.

No, not that. Borrowing rules from baseball and a bat shape from the tennis, the Australian hybrid sport Vigoro, V-I-G-O-R-O. Vigoro? I've never heard of that. Has taken most of its gameplay from which other sport? I've never heard of that. So it's got a bat-like tennis, did you say? Yeah. But the rules of... So borrowing rules from baseball and a bat shaped from tennis. The Australian hybrid sport of... I'm gonna have to work out what that is. What other sport has a bat? You know like if it's got baseball, tennis. It's a big ol' cricket.

Very good. God quiz on my tits is doing great today. Vigor-o. Vigor-o? V-I-G-its is doing great today. Vigoro. Vigoro? V-I-G-O-R-O. Never heard of it. I've never heard of that either. It's Australian sport, apparently. Of all the nations in the world, only a few have chosen mythical creatures

to represent them. Which country's national anthem, is the unicorn, national animal, sorry, is the unicorn? Oh, God, no, I was gonna say like. Oh! It's not Scotland. It is Scotland! The synergy, I didn gonna say like... Oh ha ha ha! It's not Scotland! The synergy! I didn't even know that!

What?! There you go, they're gonna wear lens. As if it's not the Loch Ness Monster! Hang on, so we've got the Roo and they've got the unicorn. Unicorn's cooler. Unicorn's cooler. They may as well have had a narwhal, at least it exists. It's like someone high up in the government said to their five year old daughter, What should the country's animal be?

Duncan, you've just reacted very... This is a great question. I did not know this. Okay, last one, last one. Okay. Worth one point. Whoever gets this wins. Okay.

Through a distant maternal ancestor... Hold on, hold on, make me sound effects already. Through a distant maternal ancestor, which one of the following celebrities is not one of Pope Leo the 14th, ninth cousins? It wasn't a pope! I've got, I've got, so these people are related by one. Is it A, Keanu Reeves, B, Hillary Clinton,

C, Justin Bieber, or D, Madonna? Which one of them is not one of Pope Leo's 14th? But the other three are? Yep, one of Pope Leo's, the 14th, ninth cousins. You think Hillary Clinton is not related of Pope Leo's 14th. But the other three are. Yep, one of Pope Leo's, the 14th and ninth cousin. You think Hillary Clinton is not related to Pope? So one of these people is related to the Pope. No, no, you just said. I mean, one of them is not related to the Pope.

Okay, Justin Bieber's from Canada. Yeah, but it doesn't mean he might be related to Pope. That's true. So you're locking in Bieber? Mm, yep. You're locking in Hillary Clinton, I'm gonna lock in Keanu Reeves. Okay, one, two seconds.

Could Madonna... No. The answer is... Jump with your dog. Keanu Reeves! So Hillary Clinton, Bieber and Madonna are all connected to Pope Leo. Discipline eternal ancestors of Pope Leo. Mate, what a flex.

Who's the most famous person in your phone? The Pope. That's wild. Hey, Ducko. Yeah? What time does the podcast go live? Midday. Have you just given potentially people who are coming to your trivia?

If you listen to our show and listen to our podcast and come to my trivia, you can fucking have all those things. Nice. Just be cool about it. Yep. And you could walk away with, what's the prize? A jug of beer? Yeah, Babs will get this one. Yeah, you get $50 voucher. That's pretty good. Babs, Lorde released

her fourth studio album last week. What were the names of her four albums? Pure Heroin. All right, calm down. Pure Heroin, M? It's only Tuesday. Pure heroine, melodrama, virgin. Yep. And? God, go Babs, go Babs! Something I've got on my roof. Solar. Oh yeah, solar power.

I forgot about that. The one with the bums in the shot. Yeah, yeah, it didn't really work. Of course you remember. So she's done Bum and Vag on album covers. Yeah, she loves it. Good work, good work team. Great questions. Thank you. It's, good work team. She loves it.

Great questions. Thank you. It's a good quiz today. I'm gonna have to work on that Aussie sport though. Yeah. Vigoro, vigoro, vigoro, I don't know. Vigoro, vigoro. The worst thing about trivia is I can just say it,

like on radio you can say it, no one knows what you're reading, but when the words are up on the screen, you've gotta read it. Yeah, they're reading along with you. And they're reading along with you, and sometimes you're like, oh fuck, what's that word? And there's a certain breed of people at trivia who are very happy to correct the quiz marks. Oh yeah, yeah, and they'll bring it up with you, don't you dare worry about that.

I just deduct points from them. No juggler fee for you. Chess and ducko in the morning. Let's do it baby, it's choo choo Tuesday. If you go in slow mo you can see the moment she reaches into his chest and breaks his heart. What is that from? Simpsons man. I love when a quote has just borrowed into your brain but without any context to appear at magical moments. And that just happened when I said Tuesday. Choo choo choo's day. Love that. Will you be mine?

I can see Shaga doing that for Valentine's Day, a little choo choo choo. No. Do you have an issue with the quote? Oh come on, smile mate. That's just so lame. You love The Simpsons though. I don't want to mimic them. I know, we're just bringing you in because you like The Simpsons. You like The Simpsons though. I don't want to mimic them. I know, we're just bringing you in because you like the Simpsons. You like the Simpsons.

I like it. I like that scene. Don't be ashamed of the Simpsons you like. Forget we spoke to you. Come back with a better attitude, hey? Let's start again. We'll try again. Let's start again. Okay.

Welcome to Tuesday. Tuesday. So happy to be here. Excited to be here. Living the dream. I jumped out of bed this morning. Yeah, I could feel that energy from you. Me too. I just bang, here I am.

Here I am. Good morning, Shy Guy. Good morning. How are you feeling today? Great. Babs, is he grumpy today? Is he grumpy? I didn't think so. Yeah, well, something's turned.

Babs walked in and I complimented her jacket and she grunted at me after that. It's a new jacket, isn't it? I did notice that. It's not a new jacket. I just don't usually wear it. It's new to the rotation. Yeah, new to the rotation. It's new, yeah. Okay.

I can't tell if Shy Guy's being serious and not when he compliments me anymore. Ah. Yeah, that's fair. We just, we tried to compliment his favourite show with him and he just didn't like it. Yeah, I know. It's not even mean to Babs.

Nothing. Oh, ha ha ha ha. Says it on the record. Yeah, never. No, but your issue is, your mean and your nice is delivered with the same tone It's like no one knows you have noticed that is when we do things like try to orgasm We did yesterday and it's kind of the exact same as when he's mean and not exactly

One channel yeah, yeah one channel one channel ABC Anyway anyway Yeah. Yeah. One channel. One channel. Yeah. ABC. I'm fine with that. Anyway. Anyway. Yeah. Tuesday is great day. Traditionally, you know, a slower day for the team, but you know, we're coming to it. Towards now, I'm going to say the back end of the year, Duggo. Now that we're in July, we're just running towards Christmas. We are. Too early to bring that up. Nudie run to Christmas. Nudie run to Christmas. Let's get out of here. Let's loosen up. Yeah. Let's swing for it. Let's see the positives in every nook and cranny. What's the next holiday? Is it like October? It's like

um... Is that Labor Day? What's in October? We've had Labor Day haven't we? Oh I guess. I was thinking like Halloween's coming. I'm not sure really a holiday. I'm trying to think of like a celebration. Year milestones. Great question. What are we got coming up? Anything? Halloween, Melbourne Cup. Oh Melbourne Cup, that's always a bit of fun. Bit of fun, not that it's a public holiday here, but still, it's nice to get the work crew together and head to the pub for lunch. It's a public holiday in Melbourne, isn't it?

Correct. Mate, Victoria has the most public holidays of all the states. Why not? They've got the AFL Grand Final is a public holiday. The day before, they've got the Melbourne Cup, then they've got all the birthdays and the Labor days and the bank holidays. So jealous.

Mate, they milk a public holiday. Because they do the public holiday on the Friday, AFL Final on the Saturday. Correct. And then the NRL Finals on the Sunday are usually that weekend. Is it the same weekend? I think it's a week apart. It fell on the same weekend once. It did because there was a draw.

Yeah. When the AFL Grand Final drew and they went, well, we can't have a draw. You're playing again. No, this was in 2023 because the Lions and the Broncos are both in it. And I was going for both the Lions and Broncos, they both lost. Was there? It was on the same, it was on the Saturday and then the next day on the Sunday was the NRL. What made it on the same weekend?

Wasn't a COVID thing, was it? No, no, no. 2023. I don't know what it was. I don't know why they... Just the calendars aligned. Yeah, I think they did. It's like, you know, sometimes Greek Easter

falls on the same as the Catholic Easter. I celebrate both. I know, you're eating chocolate eggs and cracking the red eggs. Oh, I was gonna say, what do the Greeks do for Easter? So they hard boil eggs and dip dye them red. And it's a thing about you hold your egg and I hold my egg and we crack them

while we smash them together. And who's ever cracks loses. So whoever has the strongest egg. So you want to really boil that thing. Well, some people cheat and like shave down rock, dip dye that red. Of course the Greeks cheat with it. They've been doing it for a few years, can you tell? Yeah. He's a quick take this rock, make an egg. We must win. Ah, there you go. Gostle to all our Greek listeners, we know there's a few of you.

There's a few early risers too. Absolutely. Absolutely. Um, big show though. Always team Tuesday, uh, AlphaBucks, your chance at $10,000 coming up. Um, we've got year of the song today. Yodes, shy guy. Which is what I think he's working on, which is what I think he's in a bad mood about.

This will get him excited. Or are you working on something for me coming out at six foot? I'm working on your thing is what I think he's in a bad mood about. This will get him excited. Or are you working on something for me coming out at 6pm? I'm working on your thing. That's why he's in a bad mood. Yeah. That shouldn't put you in a bad mood. I want to put it on the record. Ducco sent that email.

Last night. 6.30 last night. Yeah. I'm not working last night. Why does it put you in a bad mood? No, it has. I'm just getting it in and listening to that and wasn't listening to the show. What have we said guys?

To you and Babs, when the mics go on, all focus. We're gonna throw to you. Yeah, when you can. We're gonna throw to you. Yeah, well. Because I came up till 6.40, I don't think. Yeah. Yeah, but I got...

I have other stuff to do during the show. I'll get my own audio next time, if it means you're gonna have to grinch in here. Yeah, absolutely. Don't, don't. Take it out of your contract, I'll put it in mine. Not in mine. Put that dot point down.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, hopefully we can recover. Hopefully. They've got that great year, great call of fame. We do. Eco Down Under. Eco Down Under. 500 bucks to spend on some new sheets, some new bedding. Yep. How lovely would that be?

Up next though, we're ducking to Scotland. Oh, it's been too long. It's going to be fun. I've had a hankering for haggis. Have you? I can't imagine you ever enjoying haggis. God no. Have you had a hankering for Scottish urine? Because that's why we're here. You know always.

Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Right now we're ducking over to Scotland. Arrgh! Arrgh! It's good to be here. The friends of Scotland. Yeah, that is good to be here. The friends of Scotland! Yeah that is good to be here. Remember I told you how to do a Scottish accent? Yeah what was the

what was the leading line? You can't help little kids near the fire. Yeah can't help little kids near the fire. There we go. Jeez it's like I'm in Scotland. You know I've been to Edinburgh. Have you? I've never been to Scotland. Mate, it was rainy. Always. Do you see the big stones or whatever it is? What's the stone? Stone hedge or stone, whatever it is. Is that in Scotland? I think so.

Oh, I thought that was in England. I could be getting it wrong. What's the thing in Scotland with like the mid... What is the thing in Scotland? Lockness, bro. No, not the lock... Oh, I've seen... Oh, no, the lockness.

I've seen the lockness. We went to lock... Where was Shaggy in Scotland? We went to the lock to see lockness. Does it actually spooky when you go to Loch Ness? Ah, you know me though, I'll lean in. Yeah, you would have like, I think I can see him. Whatever it is, I'll lean in. And we were there, middle of the day and I went, is that a shadow? Is that her? What is that? What is that? Scotland has its own impressive standing stones and stone circles. Stone Hedges in England England but this is the... What stones do you know about in Scotland? You know these ones! The ones that stand in the circles are covered with their names. Is that not Stone Hedge? Is that something else? Is there more than one? Oh no, Scotland has their own Stone Hedge.

You're telling me... The Standing Stones of Calanash! How do you know about them? I don't know how I know about that. It's the Scotland version of Stonehenge. It's an extraordinary cross-shaped setting of stones erected five thousand years ago. And they don't know how they came to be? They predate England's Stonehenge. Are you telling me that England's...

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It's only 11 past 6. You've ripped out a Simpsons quote from your butt. Bang, bang. And now Scotland too having a Stonehenge. I'm done for the day I reckon. Can I tell you, I feel like I haven't done Scotland properly now. I only saw the lock. I'd like to go to Scotland. It's cool.

The food is nothing to sing home about. The people are a bit grumpy. The people are a bit grumpy. But just the vibe. It's the vibe. It's electric. Go for the vibe. I'll go in there's like a sports game on.

Glasgow! Anyway, we're here because there's medical a sports game on. Glasgow! Glasgow! Anyway, we're here because there's medical clinics in Scotland that have been inundated and asking local residents in the specific town to stop bringing unsolicited urine samples in or leaving them on their doorsteps. Ah, duck-o. I've heard of unsolicited dick pics. I've not heard of unsolicited wee wee.

Urine samples. Urine samples. The seltzer surgery in Thrasbur specifically must be an older town. Yep. A bit of a quaint town. Probably not far from the Stonehenge. Probably. 5,000 years.

These are 5,000 year old urine samples. Is that Jesus' piss? You dehydrated. Stop turning the water into wine. Just drink some water. Jesus, Jesus. You could do so much better with some water in your diet. Sorry, did you just say? Jesus Jesus. Oh goodness. Do people

who aren't Catholic say Jesus the same way we say Jesus? You know how you go Jesus. I don't know. What do they say? Did anyone back then say Jesus Jesus to him? No they wouldn't have. They wouldn't have been no one. When did it catch on? When did it catch on? How long later were people using his name as the... Surely post-resurrection. Has to be. Has to be. Jesus. Jesus. He's back. Anyway, uh, people... Ganesh. Like it doesn't quite work the same. Doesn't slap as much does it?

It doesn't! Anyway, they're going to this one specific medical practice in Frasbur. And they're leaving these stuff, all these like uninvited urine samples. In the specimen jars? In specimen jars, hundreds. In this one town, they've had to leave signs on the door saying, Please be advised that we are no longer able to accept urine samples unless they have been specifically requested by the practice or a doctor slash professional.

I go, why are people doing this? Multiple clinics have put up signs that apparently they're often older patients like seeking to be tested for UTIs. It's burning down there. I best go send my piss to the medical center. Are they all sleeping with the same lady? And they're all like, oh no, you got it too? Just drop, mate, drop your urethra. UTIs from not, you got a wee afterwards ladies.

You got a wee after the deed. How do you get a UTI? For a guy? Cause I'm pretty sure this is old dudes. Oh, it's old dudes. I'm pretty sure this is old guys leaving. I mean, I've just presumed, I'm sorry. You know what?

I think that is a fair guess. Yeah, yeah. So it's a bunch of old guys. How do they have so many sample jars just in their homes? I reckon they're all floating these things around. One guy got heaps at Costco and he's like, you can borrow mine, I got the same thing you did. He spun the wheel on Teemu, got 99% off.

I've got a thousand guys. They all got them from the Scottish Stonehenge. Obviously. They're all out there. So unfortunately, none of these gentlemen, they might actually have UTIs. Yeah, they might. But they can't get tested.

They say you've gotta come in and see a clinical professional for proper medical assessment before we ask you to bring a sample and we can't give it. Oh. Can you Imagine rocking up to work and there's five urine samples. You know when you work at like the Salvos or the Op Shops you might come in after the weekend and people have just dumped all the clothes they want to donate. Much worse at the medical centers. Just piles of piss.

Jess and Ducco. I'm here with information. Here we go, we've got a bit of trivia gear. With a bit of trivia now, Ducco. As I peruse the list I've made Babs print out, I'm a little nervous that none of these are going to be news to you. Like, if you know all these, there goes my great idea. Okay, so the idea like this is things that you didn't... These are acronyms. Oh yeah. I did not know what they stood for. Oh, okay.

They are so commonplace in my everyday. I'm going to assume your everyday. Yeah. But have you ever thought about what it stands for? Let's do the acronyms game. We're doing the acronym. This feels perfect. Yeah.

Antics are a joke. Daily Mail, I don't know why, Shug, I know you peruse, for some reason did a whole article about what the G of 5G stands for. That's a balance of the mushroom stuff. Evidently. And to be honest, I saw the headline and went, I don't know that is it gigabytes It is not that is the most common guess because Daily Mail also articulated the most common guess shy guy as our tech Correspondent you better know this generation. It is the fourth generation of cellular technology. Oh, there is Full rector really did well, we're up to the fifth. Okay. 5G. So it just made me think-

When do we get 6G? It's being tested in Japan, I think. Okay, this is becoming Shy Guy's tech tips. I do read this stuff. You do love being in tech gear. But that G- I don't know why we need anything bigger than 4G, to be honest, but anyway. Now 4G doesn't even work.

If your phone ever goes to 4G, it does not ring. Legit. It's like that technology is now- Outdated. Outdated, but you go, but it's still around, so how come it's not? Anyway. But it was one of those acronyms where I go I've used that for seeming on my whole adult life yeah never knew what it's generation generation is what the G in 4 or 5G stands for here's some other ones for

you yeah okay right do you know what RSVP actually stands for now Ducco I do look to you for this one because it is not in English. Oh. It is so commonplace in English every invitation every event but it's a French phrase. No I can think of reply, send, send, is it? Responde s'il vous plait. Oh okay now we never get that. Now the SVP Sivu play is please in French. Of course. Respondez is basically respond, reply. He might, if I say responde, that's... That's for the native French speakers out there. Obviously butchered it. Yeah. Thank you for bringing us back to some level of classiness. RSVP, very common French acronym we use all the time. Do you know?

Yeah. I mean, we work in this field. What AM and FM stand for. Is it? Because these are words I've never seen. Is it after midnight? No. AM, like the AM, you know, that's like the ABC stations.

Oh, sorry, AM and FM frequency. Sorry, sorry, sorry. No, no, AM PM is coming up, but AM and FM frequency. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. No, no, I am PM is coming up but I am Stay tuned I am an F any ideas. No amplitude modulation frequency modulate and frequency modulation you can't just say it after she's giving you half Modulation I've never heard that before Modulation. I've never heard that before. No I've never heard that either. Combining radio waves, one radio wave and a stereo one FM is it multiple?

Alright tech boy, back to the one you were starting to flirt with Duggo. AM and PM. Is it not after midnight or is it something to do with midnight? No, the M is meridium, the A is anti and the P is post meridium. Meridian line is something about when the time before the meridian line has crossed the Sun. I've heard that word before. Have you heard that word? Yep. Did you know laser, like a laser beam, is an acronym? No. L-A-S-E-R. Laser. Light. Laser. Light. Amplification by stimulated emission of radiation. It's an acronym. Wow. CAPTURE. You know when you go to buy something or book something online and the annoying website might make you enter that weird little font of numbers or letters. It's like Orpik or Horcru horses. Yeah, yeah, the zebra crossings.

Exactly. CAPTURE is an acronym. Okay. Completely Automated Public Turing Test to Tell Computers and Humans Apart. Oh. C-A-P-T-C-H-A. There you go. And you know they use those to train AI.

So when you're like asking AI what does a crossing look like or like it's people selecting those squares. Oh my god. So because I filled it in last week week I trained AI to better help you when you ask a question billion other people I don't see them as common anymore as much really yeah I'm still getting so many right nothing wigs your brain out more than you like there's a corner of it is ever crossing in that time feel dumber when they go, no, you didn't get it right. Yeah, I know. What are you meaning?

Yeah, yeah. Two more for you. Okay. Scuba. Scuba is an acronym. Like scuba diving? Correct. C-S-C-U-B-A.

Swim? No. Is it something to do with the ocean? It's got something to do with, the U is underwater. Sound? Self-contained. S-C, underwater. B? Self-contained SC underwater B breathing apparatus. Yes, self-contained underwater breathing apparatus. There you go, scuba.

That's why we call it scuba. And we call it scuba. It's like laser, these acronyms that have just become words and we've forgotten to break them back down. One more for you. Hit us with the last one. Yahoo. Oh, the website is an acronym. Really? Y A H O O. Now I didn't realise this. It's not actually an acronym. It's a back-rename.

So Yahoo was already a word. Where? Oh geez. Are you learning? Yahoo was already a word. Okay. But what the business did was let's break down each letter to be something and make it into something it's not.

So Yahoo already a thing, but we're going to make Y stand for yet. A stand for another. H stand for hierarchically. O, organized. O, oracle. So they made something out of nothing. Like, Big O, Duck O could be an acronym. I thought of this before. Dude using cash keeps owing.

Like it's already a thing. How'd you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. It took me so long to make that. It took you so long to make that. Yeah, there you go. There you go.

I didn't, I didn't really know any of that. No, I didn't. I'm sorry. I knew the RSVP but other than that Yeah, yeah, I hope you've taken something away. I'll still probably forget them. So like just quickly again. What's AM and FM stand for? Yeah, let's give this cash away 30 seconds to answer 10 questions all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer, cannot use the same answer twice and if you're unsure of the question just say pass we will come back of course. If there is time we're playing for

10k. Our player today is Jasmine. Hello Jasmine. Hey how you going? Oh Jasmine, we are fantastic. And we would like to give you $10,000. Are you ready to take it off us? Oh, I hope so. Come on. I can tell you're a player, Jasmine. I can tell you're a player. I'll give it my best go.

I guess that's all we can ask. Well, you can do, you know. What's motivating you today, Jazz? What do you want to spend the money on? Looking to do some house renovations, especially the bedrooms. So yeah, that's probably where it's going to go to. Okay.

Maybe a nice ceiling, Rose. Yeah, oh yeah. That might be nice. There you go. Someone's looking at reno stuff. You know it. Jasmine, the letter you're going to work with today. Oh, I think she's solid.

It's P. Oh, P's good. P for... P for Peter. P for Peter. Look, she's already working. There you go. Quickly, don't waste your energy.

Yeah. Pre-quiz, save it for now. Yeah, save it, yeah. Your time will start after the first question. You ready? Yep, I'm ready. Starting with the letter P, we need you to name a four-letter word.

Ooh, pain. A flower. Pass. An office item? Pen. A soft drink? Pepsi. An animated character? Pass.

A shape? Pentagon. A musical artist? Pass. A Harry Potter character. A sport. No ceiling roses for Jasmine. No, we sort of lost them a little bit there didn't we? Yes. You got yourself four, so let's go through them. A flower could have been a poppy, an animated character could have been Peppa Pig or Popeye, a musical artist pink, a harry potter character, Percy Weasley, a sport could have been paddle tennis, paintball, pickleball, powerlifting. What the hell is paddle tennis? I think it's like a it's like another bizarro pickleball. Ah very good. Yeah yeah yeah. Isn't pickleball having a moment in the sun?

It is it is but good to see we've got paddle tennis on there. As it was an option. Yeah. Look Jasmine, you didn't get the money, don't go away empty handed. 100 dollars to spend online at Platypus Shoes, that's all yours. Oh, thank you so much guys, appreciate it. Thank you Jasmine, thanks for joining the show. Thank you. See ya. We did play again, 8 o'clock, $10,000. Up next though team, I thought of our chat yesterday around AI taking jobs, particularly in the audio space, narrating, radio, maybe commercials. Yes, one author saying, AI's not taking my job, I voice pornos. Erotic fiction.

I can orgasm. AI can't orgasm as well as I can. I thought it was saying AI can't orgasm. So we got the team yesterday to orgasm. That kind of felt like... Wow, this is really yummy Guzman That was that That's what Babs calls her boyfriends Woohoo

She's nodding outside, she's like yep that's yes I do Hey anyway Babs you're gonna come in here because we're all gonna do some acting next I love We're going through iconic TV ads to show how hard it is to act Look at us wearing so many different caps today Yeah Trivia caps We're all gonna do some acting next. We're going through iconic TV ads to show how hard it is to act. Look at us wearing so many different caps today. Trivia caps, acting caps. This is fantastic.

Jess and Ducco. Disco lines, Tinashe. No bro, boys. Mate, that is a bop and a half. Yeah, be waiting for us to press play on that. Shaggy was like, it's already burnt on TikTok. I said, yeah, yeah. still fun, what'd you say? I said, yeah.

I said, Shy Guy. I said, I said, you couldn't get stuffed. Can I bring you behind the scenes really quickly? Yeah. So when we were driving out to your wedding of the baby's head, our amazing golf day with 40 rice cookers, we were spending the night already thinking, what song we're going to put on the video? Shy Guy and I texting in the car

plate, driving out there. What do you think? What do you think? He backed this one up and I had it on repeat the whole way. Do you like it? You don't like broke boys. Never have. You know? Mum was expensive. But that song? And now I associate it with such the

positive event that was the wedding. On so many levels. You and Lucia just sitting such the positive event that was the wedding. There's just so many levels. You and Lucia just sitting in the front end of the plane, driving on the way to Europe, just singing that song. And I guess it's just like crying. Really bad because so many people are sending me like, good luck with your trip. I'm like, we'll be fine. We're going to be okay.

I'm just, if guitar doesn't have the warm olives, I'm going to riot. You'll just give Lucia to the hostess and be like, yeah, you take it. Isn't that part of their job? That's what you guys do. You have minimal passengers to look after. Champagne, please. And like actual champagne. Not like fake sparkling.

Make sure you take a trip through the back of the plane and look at the peasants. I don't think I'm allowed back there. Like they're not allowed up my end. You might catch something. You might catch something. You might catch porn. Hey, this is a bit of fun. So yesterday we were doing an article about AI. Talking about how AI is obviously taking over lots of jobs, but in the audio space, they can do audio books, but they're not always as good.

For human elements like, say, there was an example of an author yesterday reading sex scenes and having an orgasm. That's right. She was coming out saying AI is not gonna take my job. Yeah. Because AI doesn't understand the passion the pleasure that goes into replicating a climax. Then you're correct then yesterday in the podcast we were talking about acting stuff I was talking about being famously cut out from that film that I was cut out from and that's right. We were talking a few things. Valet Preppy Student Number One in San Andreas. God, he's good.

Blink and you missed me. We were talking a few things and then I was watching some dodgy commercials on TV yesterday and I realised TV commercials, I've done a few in my time, they're very hard to act in because usually it's the lamest, most cringiest thing ever. What do you mean that Crimsafe ad you did was 10 out of 10? You're right, Wayne.

That was my line, anyway. I'll sign something for you later. Was that you? No your best ad is the voice of the Oslotto ball. You can't even see me. But no, but your intonation is very good. That's me. That's a good one. But anyway I thought it'd be fun to get a couple of iconic TV ads from iconic companies whatever and then you three act it and I don't want you to take the piss I genuinely want you to try and find the truth in the script like I want you to try and act it out That was the funniest sentence I've ever heard in my life Find your truth!

That was as good as Jesus, Jesus! Find your truth! This one's a Subway ad, this was a Subway ad mainly in America back when Subway had a specific Subway figure There's three characters in this ad. You guys are all going to play these characters. I've given you your roles. I'll play the audio of the actual ad after you guys acted out. Oh, let us interpret it. And then we can see how the professionals did it. That's a good idea.

So this is two mates sitting at a Subway talking about how good the Subway is. So me and Babs are the mates, right? Yes, and then the random, who is Shy Guy, is chipping in from the next booth, who just keeps telling them how healthy subway is. But you don't know Shy Guy. I'm open to direction, Doctor. Okay, I just want you genuinely try and deliver these lame dialogue, try and deliver it with purpose.

Come on. I did five years of theatre. Maybe, right? Here we go. And action. So what do you think of the Subway sweetened onion and chicken teriyaki? It has just six grams of fat. Okay, bro.

Yeah. It's one of the taste Subway's tastiest subs, I think. With just six grams of fat. Okay. Thanks for that. Um, yeah, it tastes so good. It's hard to believe. Oh, that's so good. It's hard to believe. Oh, that's my line, sorry.

Hard to believe, just six grams of fat. Hard to believe you keep interrupting me. My point is, only at Subway can you get a sandwich that tastes this good. And just six grams of fat. Thank you, whoever you are. You're welcome, whoever you are. Subway, eat fresh. Okay, I want to play you the actual ad.

There was a bit of, obviously, first time reading the scripts. I get it. Yeah, I get it. I feel you, mate. So, you know, I allow that. But here's the actual ad. So what do you think of Subway's sweet onion chicken teriyaki? Just six grams of fat. Yeah, whatever. One of Subway's fresh made teas. This is good. Hard to believe it's just six grams of fat. Hard to believe you keep interrupting me. My point is only at Subway can you get a sandwich that tastes this good. And it has just six grams of fat. Thank you, whoever you are.

You're welcome, whoever you are. Subway is back. Mate, I don't know. I think we nailed it. I thought you guys did pretty good. But what is that ad? Some guys chipping in as if they're not about to start a fight. What's the?

And I was gonna say, in America, some people had a shot gun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop talking to me while I'm trying to ink my sweet onion chicken teriyaki. I really lost myself in the Rolls-Royce. That's my subway order. You did great, you took that in. That's my subway order. So now, oh there you go. On Italian herbs and cheese. So if we flip the page, I've got two more. These are shorter. These are Aussie ads now. So this first one is an Ashley and Martin hair loss ad. Now these ads were always on in

sport. It's about obviously mainly guys losing their hair. I've merged two ads together just to sort of make it a bit meatier, but you've all got, you've, this is just between you two, Shy Guy and Jess, you've got your characters. Yeah. So this is about you're a couple and Shy Guy has lost his hair and, and he gets something that makes him do Ashley and Martin. Then he gets his hair back. Okay. All right.

So action. I used to have wear the mirror in the house house so I didn't have to see my head. Oh yeah, we had no photos together. Then it was a Skype call to back home. Nana just came out with it. Where is your beautiful hair gone? Thanks Nana. Now look at him.

Do you remember these ads? He's a bit of that ad. It was a Skype call back home. Narni just came up with it. Where is your beautiful hair gone? Thanks Narni. Reached your turning point. I changed Narni to Nana, obviously.

Fair, fair. Because obviously... You should have put accent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I changed a bit. Just so you guys wouldn't get in trouble. Appreciate you looking out for me. But like how hard would that be to act in that ad? They're like, haha, love you! Do you remember that ad? Were they trying to be like, these were real clients?

Correct. And it was like, I used to be with the boys watching the footy and these ads would come on and they'd be like, bro, where's your hair? The ones I could never understand, and they still are on TV now, where it goes paid actor and they're acting like it's a testimonial. Yes. Every ad is a paid actor. Everyone's a paid actor.

So why say that on this particular one? It's funny. That's funny. One more ad now. Babs is in this with you Jess. This is an iconic ad Jess when we were kids. That's right. I'm the parent, she's my child. This is iconic. Do you know this ad?

I don't think so. Oh, this was a humdinger of an ad. This is the same era as don't chop the dinosaur daddy. It was. It's that era of ad. You're a kid in the back of the car and you're learning at school about the great wall of China. Sure.

And you're asking your dad or mum in this instance, why the great wall of China exists. It is very dad. It is very dad. Is Daemo, I know, I know Chris would be the exact same, Rob definitely is. You ask your dad a question. He's never said the phrase, I don't know always has a nice Little bit about a lot. It's that classic. It's that classic. All right with that I say actually dad Why did they make the Great Wall of China? That was a

during a time of Emperor Nazi goring and it was To keep the rabbits out. Too many rabbits in China. Dad, why did they make the Great Wall of China? That was during the time of Emperor Nazi Goring and it was to keep the rabbits out. Too many rabbits in China. And then he goes to his school and the teacher's like,

now he's coming up to do his presentation on China. It's all based on Dad's in town. Oh, I love that! That was so sweet! See, that was an iconic ad. You can do a bit with those lines. The subway and the Ashley and Martin. Again, I could really lose myself in that too. I like Nancy Golding. Jess and Ducco.

Up next, Year of the Song. Oh, my God. What's the theme Jess and Ducco. Uh, up next, year of the song. Oh my god, what's the theme? It's National Blueberry Day, so we're doing songs relating back to fruits. It's funny, the National days we latch onto, the ones we don't. Like, originally it was Chocolate Day yesterday, we didn't do anything. It was Chocolate Day, but we're doing, oh, to be fair, big blueberry fans in this program. Because it's great for you, blueberry. Superfood.

Antioxidants. Mmm. Yes. Good for the sex drive. Have you noticed as well duck? Oh Just last week upwards of nine dollars fifty up for a punnet for a I just go frozen pack now. I just can't fair enough. Whereas yesterday. I literally bought some 450 they're dropping guys. They're coming down So I think it might have been flooding or some bad weather that obviously escalated the price. They're calming down.

Blueberry's back on the shopping list. So very excited to celebrate. Wait, how- That's your blueberry f***s update from Jess Fartioni. How, how many songs relating to blueberries? Oh yeah. No, no, fruits. My apologies.

I've had to broaden out because there's none. So songs related, oh, okay. I asked the same question. Gwen Stefani. That's not there. Oh! I can't think of one other. Your favourite, Ducko.

Pineapple? Is in there. What's his favourite? What's my favourite? What? Nikki Webster. Oh, Strawberry Kisses! Sure, me!

I know when that one's out. I'll hit that one on the head. Jess and Ducko. Year of the head. Jess and Ducco, year of the song. Shy Guys just told us another one of the great made up days, National Blueberry Day. It's not made up. Sorry, one of the great authentic days. It's real days.

Sorry, National International. National Blueberry Day which means we're doing songs with fruits. Fruit related songs. Starting with Fever, Peaches. Ah. That can answer this one a few times. Peach was the top of my girls list. Names, baby names.

Yeah, I remember that. I actually remember you on school of peach. And don't you reckon Lucia? She's a peach. She looks like she would suit the name. She would suit peach. Maybe you should change her name. It's not too.

It's not too. You know what's funny? My mother-in-law, her name's Georgia. So we actually considered naming her Peach Georgia. But. Got my peach. And then you could have had this song. She could have had this in her face. This could have been the birth song.

I think in the state of Georgia in America, the national fruit is peach. I think. That could be making the synergy. I'm in. He's fast! I'm in. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm going earlier. Uh, Jess 2019, Darko's 2021, correct answer is 2021. Giddy up!

He's in. Peaches! Brownstone. Raspberry Beret. Oh! I don't know, I love this song. I don't want to sing it. I feel disrespectful.

Yeah, me too. I don't know enough about Young Prince. The artist formerly known as? Is it 80s? Oh bro, that's what I've... You got 89? I've done late 80s. Maybe I'll go 92, just cause. Okay, Correct Dance is 1985.

Oh! 85! I once guessed it's close to 35. Okay, yeah, that was on us. Lizzo? Juice? Orange? Or Apple?

Or Apple? Favorite juice? Peach? I can't go past an orange. I'm not here to lose, gotta blame it on the booze. Orange? Or apple? Or apple? Favorite juice? Peach? I can't go past an orange. An orange juice is good.

But you know what? Do you like pulp? I hate pulp. I love pulp. Oh, I can't do pulp. Oh my god. I can't do it. Pulp makes me like bleh.

Oh, the pulpier, the moody. No. With pulp. I don't mind a mackazoo, Jay. But do you know, that's just... Yeah, well, come on. Wonderful. I have entered my green juice era. Oh, you big green smoothie gal.

I'm a big green juice lady. With your strawberry matcha and a green juice? Who am I? I don't know. You're everything you didn't want to be, Jess. I truly am! Ah, Lizzo. Gonna start making chia pudding soon.

This is, this is... This is after good as hell. Mama. Yeah? Okay. Oh, I'm gonna post COVID. Yeah, that's what I was thinking, but I actually don't know if it is now. This feels too soon.

Oh, what are you doing? I'm gonna go 22. Oh, see I have 20. Oh, I'll stick with my ridge. 22. I'll go 23. Correct answer is 2019. Ah!

It was pre-COVID! Sorry, what's your favourite ridge? I'll stick with my ridge. 22. I'll go 23. Crackdance is 2019. Ah! It was pre-COVID! Sorry, what's your favourite juice? Uh... I've had a mango juice. Oh, it's Queensland! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Banana, actually.

Not banana juice. Oh, ew! Not banana juice, like banana smoothie. Do you know what's interesting? How come you can juice some fruits and not others? Yeah, that's true. That's weird. You can juice a banana, can't you?

And why isn't kiwi juice more of a thing? You can blend a banana. You can blend a banana but you can't juice it, you're right. I see what you're saying. There's nothing to extract. Yeah. It's not got enough of a liquid content perhaps. I wouldn't really, I'd order a juice, maybe like a nectar?

Nectarine juice? Hellos. Yeah, I don't mind drinking it. Do you know what I don't mind at like the resort buffet? Watermelon. See, I like that. That's, oof. And then you splash a bit of that in your OJ tomato juice. Oh bloody Mary. I can't do buddy Mary. I

Know I'm gonna get out of a celery and so I ordered a Bloody Mary over the weekend Did not come with a celery about jipped that is jipped Usually a hungover drink some reason people order a hair of the dog That is gypped. Usually a hungover drink for some reason. People order it hungover. It is a hair of the dog drink, isn't it? I love a Bloody Mary. Um, sorry, Cherry Pie. This is Warren with Cherry Pie. This is a great song. There are a lot of movies this one's in.

Heaps of movies. This feels like just a 90s movie. Do you reckon this is 80s? I think it might be. What have you gone? I've gone 90 on the nose because I'm banking on... What was Prince 85? I'm gonna go back again to 89 What are you banking on? Well? No, I think I'm wrong. But what is it? You're 1990 90 you're correct Right, I would have been closer to our going over you haven't on the nose

And we'll finish Barrett style H styles. Well, I'm sure go back in this a few times. Where's strawberry kisses? I've been waiting for Strawberry Kisses. The tiebreaker, if we need it, but we won't need it. It doesn't appear we're gonna need it. Oh, damn! One Melon Sugar, hi, Harry Styles. Oh, come on. I was at the concert. Yeah, you love Harry.

I do. Was this before or after he spat on someone? I guess it was around the time he spat on, what's that guy's name? Chris Evans. Yeah, yeah. This was... One Melon Sugar, hi. This was after his first album. Yeah. Do you know what? He's got another fruit song.

He's got a song called Kiwi. Kiwi. That's a good song. That's a good song. I don't know if it made the list, but this is more popular. I reckon this is after COVID. So I was going to go right in the middle of COVID. I'm going to go 22. I'm going to go 21.

You said after COVID. I've changed my mind. OK. You're both wrong. I've changed my mind. Okay. You're both wrong, 2019. Ah, dammit! Daco still wins the game. Well, Daco's the healthy one of the two of us.

It seems to be the reason he would win front round. I just couldn't have a guess. Piggywebs, destroy me kisses. I think this was her big take after the 2000 Olympics. I think this is 2001. On the S.A. Oh, ha ha ha! I love you, Nicky!

I'll show myself out. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. I thought you'd appreciate this moment yesterday. We were trying to get Flo down to sleep for a daytime nap. She will only sleep now if she sleeps on me or on one of us. Like during the day that is. Isn't it the sweetest? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

For five minutes. And then you go, God, I'd love to scratch my butt and get something to eat. I got an hour and a half here. You never need to go to the toilet until they fall asleep on you. And you're like, I need to wee. And they say, oh, cherries.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because in the blink of an eye, nah, I'd still like to go about my day. I want to do a thing. So I said to Morgan, why don't we put her in the car? Because she loves the car. And we can just drive around for an hour and a half. We have to go to a few stores, go to stores, I'll drive.

Morgan gets out and we'll just keep driving. I love that. She's like, let's do that. Okay, sure. Then we get in the car. So you're trying to put a sleeping baby. No, she was awake at this stage. But you're thinking ahead.

Put her in the car and normally she goes to sleep straight away. So we're thinking an hour and a half, maybe an hour and 40 in the car tops. It took her 20 minutes in the car to get to sleep. And then Morgan's like, now you're eating into your time. We're eating into the time. Morgan's like, now we're going to be driving for two hours. I can tell she was like off my plan a bit. And then we're going to the shops and there's like every single shop has speed bumps or whatever. And it's like, she's waking up to it. You're stopped at lights in front of a construction site. You're like,

We stupidly brought Pam, right? And Pam's in the back because Pam wanted to be included. What are you, new? New to this? I know. So then Pam... Pam wanted to be included. So we bring Pam and Pam's in the back seat, like having the best time of her life, but then she sees another dog. Pam jumps over Flo and barks at the other dog, wakes Flo up. And then we're all yelling at Pam and yelling at each other and just be quiet everyone.

But then the last thing, like after all of that, Flo's asleep. It's been like half an hour. We have, I'm a big gum chewer in the car. Like I like gum in the car, extra whatever. It's not funny, I don't really see you eat gum. I always have gum. Is it just the car? Yeah, when I'm driving, cause I have it in the car.

All right. Or when I'm playing golf. You're a juicy fruit man. Obviously, PK extra. So I'm eating my gum and then Morgan's like, you're chewing your gum too loudly. And I'm like, it's called chewing gum. What else am I meant to do with it?

Are you now be honest, be reflective, self-reflective. Are you a mouth open? I think I alternate between closed mouth and then every now and then open mouth. But we had like the radio on, right? We had the radio on, we had the car driving. There's multiple noises going on. And then she was like, it's your gum. That's going to wake her up. I'm like, don't you, man, don't you come at my chewing gum stage.

Okay. Pam just barked at a dog. Okay. We've got the radio on. I'm going over speed bumps. Nothing brings the ick out in your partner more than newborn nap anxiety. Oh, I feel more just going shut up. What's the one thing I can control? You. You. So I'm going to have a go at you. Spit your gum into my hand.

Jess and Ducco. By getting involved in the show you could score 500 bucks to spend online on Eco Down Under, sleep soundly in the coziest winter bedding from Eco Down Under. It would be great right now with this cold weather. Oh absolutely.. Yeah. You never need an invitation. Never. There'll be a specific invitation coming up after eight, but hey, if you hear something, takes your fancy. Want to chime in?

I've got two cents to add to that. Why not? Please do. Up next, Ducco. I had a real win. Yeah. You had a bit of, you're excited about, you've been gloating all morning about this win. I know.

Shy Guy didn't originally put it on the board and I went, no, no, no. I can't hold this in. I need this. Because not only was it in front of, I'm going to say, someone very important to me, but someone I'm always trying to impress, was also in the car. That's a double win. Holy hell. That is so rare.

Famously, you're not great in the car. No, man. Never use cruise control. When I tell you the scenario that I nailed and in front of whom. Okay. Okay you're gonna give me a high five. You're gonna walk around this desk. I don't just give out high fives.

You know that. It's gonna be worth it. Have we ever high fived? I don't think so. We've hugged. Yeah but you didn't like. Against your will. Yeah yeah yeah.

When we've won a game. Yeah yeah yeah. We've got our special handshake. I don't know if we've high-fived in celebration of the other's achievement. Okay, if this is worthy, I'll give you one high-five. I'm not a great high-fiver either. Stick around everyone. High-fives could be coming up.

Jess and Ducco. Ducco. Here we go. I have said, when you hear what I achieved and in front of whom, that's the real kicker, you're going to walk around this desk and give me a high five. Geez, I don't just give high fives. I mean, Shaggy Bad's never received a Duckman high five. Jess never received a Duckman high five. For five years we've played on this show together.

Because I only have little hands I don't give them out often because it takes a toll on me but when I do they're solid, you know. You've got to jump up. Oh yeah, I just do the full jump. Let me come around that desk and give you a high five. I've been part of the Harper family, my in-laws for eight years, Tucko. Yesterday, there was a first. My in-laws had come round. They were looking after our dog over the weekend because both Angus and I were predisposed and he was going to be left alone.

So they were like, we're going to take him for the weekend. So they dropped him back, but obviously came in for a cup of tea, say hello to the baby, all that jazz. And I sort of took this opportunity and went, Hey, do you guys need to rush off? Do you mind if I quickly go to the shops myself? Don't have to take the kid, adds, you know, so much more time. Could you hang here with her?" And my mother-in-law went, yeah, I'm happy to do that. P, why don't you go with Jess because we too need a few things from the shops.

For eight years, I've been a part of this family, Ducko, and it does feel like a weird scenario. Maybe it's not that commonplace. We should have ticked it off by now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know what you mean. Driving with a father-in-law or a mother-in-law, just you two in the car. To go run an errand.

It is an old thing. Like grocery shopping. I've had that before with Mournwind's dad. And it is one of those things where you get in the car, you go, I automatically feel more rigid as I'm driving. And I feel a bit tense. I don't know why. Okay.

Yeah. Let me set the scene for you. Yeah. New car. Yeah. A very large car. It is an SUV. I'm describing it like a boat.

It is big. It is wide. Just a standard SUV, don't you think, Shy Guy? Yeah. It's not a boat. But you've been driving a Mini, so you know. Thank you. Help me.

Yeah. Compared to what I was. You're not used to the surroundings of your car. No. Yeah. New technology in this car. Then you add the element of my very successful, brilliant father-in-law, Francie. And then you add on. Did he say, hey, do you want me

to drive? He did not. The alpha play. Are you sure you want to drive? He did not. Because you know what the issue is? I think I already had the keys in my hand when I was like, do you mind if I quickly go to the shop? So it almost like I'd already established I'll be driving. And you kind of thought maybe you were getting away for you mind if I quickly go to the shop? So it was like, I'd already established I'll be driving. And you kind of thought maybe you were getting away for a bit. I'll go to the shops, but not a break is the wrong word to use, but you know, reprieve. But also a break. Yeah, I do that sometimes.

Give them quality time. Yeah, totally. So he goes, I'll quickly get the shopping bags out of his car, get in my car. And you're right, as soon as he got in my posture, I'm up, I'm going. You forget how to drive. It's five minutes from my house to Woolworths. But I went, God, if I stuff up here, he's going to judge me hard. As he should. We get to the shops, no issues. And my God, obviously I obey road rules all the time, but I was to the letter. All these things.

Three seconds stopping at stop signs. Absolutely. Head checking. Should have seen my head checking. Indicating. Obviously I obey road rules all the time, but I was to the letter. Yeah, absolutely. All these things. Three seconds stopping at stop signs. Absolutely. Head checking. Should have seen my head checking. Indicating. We get to the car park busy. I don't know why everyone shows Monday afternoon also to go to the shops.

And I went, I'm going to do it. I'm going to reverse park the boat with my father-in-law in the front seat. So not a reverse parallel but a reverse into a car park. Correct. Okay. And as I said busy so I've got pole on one side, some other car on his side. Now you reverse park into the office car park every single day and you have done every day for five years and it's still the slowest thing I've ever seen. I, you're right, I can't quite nail my angles, even though most of the cars I've had have the unbelievable technology of like a 360 degree camera and the guidelines. They even park themselves.

They pretty much park themselves. Okay, so you're reversing in busy car park, new car. If I was wearing your whoop or Apple watch, whatever you got on your wrist, my heart rate through the roof. Jacked. Yep. My car starts beeping. It does the safety beep beep beep beep. I drilled it, Ducco. I drilled it so much so my father-in-law went, geez, you've got great handle on this car, don't you? There's nothing better than that. Great handle. I, great handling.

You've got great, cause he got in and he went, geez it's roomy. He noted at large and he used the phrase, you've got great handling in this don't you? You would have just been thinking about that, like you would have been floating through the shops. I still am. I still am. Do you get in the car now and just wax on wax off that steering wheel? I got some great handling baby.

And then I got too cocky and took the mirror off as I got in. No I'm joking. But from my father-in-law. Yeah that as I got it. No, I'm joking. But from my far-flung law. Yeah, that's a big one. That's a huge one. Thank you. I think he's respected you a little bit more now.

Because I am a bit of an idiot. And he has seen that and he listens to the program. And he knows you're the parking and you and you've got a history with that. Exactly. He's heard some of the silliness on the show. So I think he has. Just yesterday you asked us if we lift a butt cheek when we pass wind.

So, you know, it's light and shade with you. It's light and shade. So I think, you know, not to put words in his mouth, but he might've put me in a box. Whereas now he saw me do that. Were you sweating when you reversed that in? And you know me, already sweating. He's like, why is it 16 degrees in here?

Oh my God. I went, oh, Peter, would you like me to put the massage seat on for you? And he was like, well, la-di-da. That's it 16 degrees in here? Oh my God. I went, oh, Peter, would you like me to put the massage seat on for you? And he was like, well, la-di-da. That's how you got in. You gave him a little massage. What I just, in front of the father-in-law. That is a good, that's a good, you know. That does deserve a high five.

Does it? I mean, in front of Ward, my father-in-law, I can still narrow the verse parking, but a bit tight to the pole. Walk home, Ward. Walk home. Walk home. Shy Guy, common tag. I'm witnessing, the ducko's walking around, he's pulled up his sleeves, he's rubbing his hands together. Close to the mic, here we go, 3, 2, 1. There you go, nailed it. That was crisp. Mate, I've grown another two inches.

I'm gonna take years off my little hand. Jess and Ducko. Hey, it's Babs and this is my blog, Commence operation superstar for rats. Babs is in here. Oh sorry I didn't turn your mic on. Sorry Babs is in here. Hey. There we go. My bad. That's on me. That one's on me. I'll put you off to a bad start. It's alright. I've got something for those people that just get a little bit too overstimulated at work. Which is you every day. Sometimes. When did you come in and say you're really overstimulated? What were we doing? That's right. We threw to her and you said no no I'm really overstimulated at work. Which is you every day. Sometimes. When did you come in and say you're really overstimulated? What were we doing? That's right, we threw to her and you said, no, no, I'm really overstimulated. I'm like, I'm overstimulated right now, I can't. And you just couldn't answer. Yeah, I was malfunctioning.

Yeah, you were walking into a wall. Oh, it was Shy Guy's birthday and I was asking her, please give him the birthday paninis you've just gone and fetched. That's right. And she was taking so long to getting the birthday panini. She was like, she was like a sim that was lost in her house. We were filming for Instagram story and the minute ran out. I'm like no one's ever gonna see the birthday panini. Anyway. Yeah sorry yeah overstimulated people. Sorry we've overstimulated her already. Guys let me do my thing. Sorry yeah. So Jen Z have come out and coined a new term. Oh great. It's called bathroom camping.

Oh no. So basically, if you're feeling a little bit overstimulated at work, what people are doing now is just wandering off to the bathroom, sitting down and staying in there until they feel better, then coming out. Locking the toilet door to the unisex toilets, using the one cubicle. Having a little doom scroll, I don't know, just doing their thing,

just chilling out. Do pants come off? Yeah, like are we actually laying any, I don't know, just doing their thing, just chilling out. Do pants come off? Yeah, like are we actually laying any? I don't even think so, I think just standing there and just hanging out. Because do you find, have you ever sat on a toilet, even with the lid down, with your pants still up, it feels so wrong. It does feel weird, doesn't it?

I can't relax, that wouldn't calm me down in an overstimulated sense of mind. So have you done this before, when you get a bit anxious here, a bit overstimulated? To be honest, sometimes. You just jump to the bar and then you've got Jess knocking at your door going, Babs I want to hear you poo! Stop clenching! Release Babs, release! You can't escape her.

Yeah, when she's like, oh your pee's quiet today, did you even go? She tried to tell me when we went to the toilet together, well I followed her in because she doesn't let me go with her so I have to wait till she goes in. I text saying, are you holding till I leave? Because that's painful, I will go if you want me to. She's like, no I am whizzing, I'm in the middle of a stream. I said no you're not, I'm hearing. I said how much toilet paper have you laid down as like a nest to capture the sound? I see why she's over-simulated now. Yeah.

In saying that I do, sometimes after the show and we have extra work and I've like, got to reset myself, I will just wander off to the bathroom. I don't really need to go, but I'll just, you know, hang out for a second, get myself together and then walk back out. You have a little bathroom, a picture tent and a little bathroom camp. I don't want to be insensitive, so I'm just scared of what I'm gonna say. No, go, go, hit me. I don't get it.

Like, anything. That sounds like someone that hasn't felt overstimulated. I validate your feelings, I don't understand. Yeah, like you do you, but I don't get it. Sounds like someone that has been yelled at to get the neenies out of the pad. Or fill up the water bottle. Yeah. I didn't yell at her that time. I asked nicely.

What your 24 sis? I know, this is just relatable you know. Hey, hang on, sorry, whose blog is it? Turn my mic off, just turn me off. Turn me off. Are you getting overstimulated right now? relatable you know. Hey hang on sorry, whose blog is it? Turn my mic off, just turn me off. Are you getting overstimulated right now? No I feel pretty good actually. She spent the last 20 minutes preparing in the bathroom for me.

You've been away a lot. So do you ever go into the solo cubicle or you'll do this in the ladies bathroom where other people can come in? Yeah other people can come in. Yeah, other people can come in. Sounds a bit weird if you're just standing in front of the mirror, just like panting. Isn't that a bit odd? Hand on her chest, hand on her belly. Deep breath in, deep breath out.

Here's one for you. What happens if you go in and the other office Gen Z is also camping in there? Well, there's not really anyone in this office that's a Gen Z. True. Okay. But in another office, hypothetical, let's pretend you go in and there's another Gen Z account. Can you camp out together?

Yeah, or is that too over-simulating to be together? I don't know, probably, yeah. Is a tent big enough for both? Do you spiral downwards together or do you lift each other up? Oh yeah! You guys ask a lot of questions that I don't know the answer to. This is your experience. Make it up, Ash.

You can talk. I'm not Gen Z. We work together. You guys ask a lot of questions that I don't know the answer to. This is your experience. Oh, you can talk. I'm not Gen Z. We worked that out. And we all love each other. Well, there you go. Anyway. Okay, good to know. So...

I'll stop following you into the bathroom. Yeah, please. Leave me alone. This is just a subtle way for babs to go to Jess. Stop following me to the toilet. I'm gonna have to do some empathy training because I just... I don't get it. Jess and Ducko in the morning.

Jess and Ducko's 2k alpha box on hit. You have 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. We have to take your first answer. You can't use the same answer twice and if you're unsure of the questions, say pass. We come back. Of course, if there's time, we're playing for 10k. Look, last couple of days haven't gone great. They haven't?

Haven't gone fantastic. But I'm going to say that's because when I ask, are you ready? Are you going to win 10 grand? We're getting a lot of, I hope so. Maybe. The time for hoping is over. Are you ever ready, Jess and Darko? Yes, you are. You are because you're you're you're up to the plate. Yeah. There's no turning back. So we asked Chris this morning. Chris? Chris, are you ready to win $10,000? Hold on to your hats because today's the day. Yeah Chris boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity I think I'm gonna replace the car. Yeah, or even the locks. Just get some new locks. Change the locks. Yeah, get some new locks.

Some new locks would be good. That is annoying not being able to lock the car. That feels like an integral feature. He keeps getting robbed from the car. He's like, Duh, I just need to stop this. I get always really nervous when I leave like the Woolies bags in the car. I'm like, Oh, see, he's gonna think there's something in worth breaking into it for. Whereas Chris is like, I can't keep anything inside.

What are they gonna want from your Woolies bag? They might think something's in there in the Woolies bag worth stealing. Was there a laptop in there? Yeah. But Chris is just constantly panicked I thought you meant your cheese. Someone might steal my cheese the amount I spend on cheese. I know yeah all right Chris come on Chris he's in game. He knows what he wants to spend it on. The last piece of the puzzle, Chris, your letter is I. I for I believe in you, Chris. Yes. Yeah, okay. Chris lost belief when he found the letter.

Are you holding onto your hat though, Duggo? I'm holding onto my hat. Shy Guy, are you holding onto your hat? Holding on. Sorry. Good stuff. Sorry, I've flicked my Holding on. Sorry. Good luck Chris. Let's go. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter I, we need you to name a food. Pass. A flower. Pass. A piece of technology. iPhone. A nursery rhyme.

Pass. A musician. Pass. A periodic element. Pass. A brand. Pass. Five letter words.

I'm holding onto my hat and I shan't let it go. I've thrown my hat into the bin Chris. I lost that hat in the breeze. I think you did. We got ourselves one. Chris, it's never good when you pass on the first one because then you get a case of the passes. Absolutely.

Look, a food could have been ice cream or Indian curry. That's what Babs is going here. I love Indian food. A flower could have been the iris. Piece of technology you got, thank the Lord for the iPhone. A nursery rhyme, itsy bitsy spider. A musician, ice cube. A periodic element could have been iron.

A brand could have been Ikea. Zuzu. Look, we didn't a periodic element, could have been iron, a brand, could have been Ikea, Zuzu, look, we didn't get the money Chris, we have a lot of learnings but we don't go away empty handed, $100 suspend online at Platypus Shoes. Oh awesome, that's great. Thank you for getting involved with the show Chris. Excellent, excellent. No thank you, I loved it. Good luck with the show.

I was also having fun Chris, that's all we can ask for. Yeah that's it. Yeah that's it. Nah very good. I was also had fun Chris, that's all we can ask for. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it. Nah, very good. I don't think you're gonna. I'm gonna try again another day after I study. Yes. That's a great idea.

That's a good attitude, Chris. What do we always say? No such thing as mistakes, only learnings. Only learnings. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. Thanks Chris.

Just, anyway. Ah, hey. Why'd you give him a high, Babs? Yeah, Babs, that's on you man. What do you hate Chris or something? Yeah, you a Chris hater. My dad's called Chris, you hate him as well? My brother's called Chris, you hate him?

Then Dederon Chris is. We obviously wanted him to win but yeah no. I couldn't have tried harder Ducker and I know you too. I couldn't either. Hey, ah, up next though. Changing gears, your first chance for the morning actually at that call of fame. 500 bucks a spender to eco down under.

I was just going to be asking, where'd you hit? Oh, what hit ya? Ooh, what hit ya? What hit ya? Both ways. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My mate hit something. Jeff and Ducko.

What hit ya? I'll take in the car or out of the car, just in general I suppose, if you want to take it open. Maybe you'll like that footy player who kicked the ball, smacked it into a bird. Oh yeah. And you killed the bird. You killed the bird. I remember once I hit a golf ball into a duck and you know, ducks in me have an

affiliation with the, with the name, obviously. Of course. I'm pretty sure I killed my cousin accidentally. Well, I don't know if the duck died, but it didn't get up and I took it to the groundskeeper who was like, what do you want me to do with it? You just like kick it off into the sandbag. No, I took it to the vet and the vet's like, thank you so much. I think they took it to the bathroom and put it out of its misery.

I'm not sure, but it was a bad... You did what you could do? Getting hit by one of my golf balls, but it's only 30 meters away and it rolled along the ground very fast. That's not a good time. It's very unlucky. It's not a good time. Very unlucky.

But that's not what I'm talking about today. I mean, you could, but 13, 10, 60, where'd you hit it? What hit you? My mate, uh, was driving his Volkswagen Golf, right? So not a big car, obviously. Das Auto. Das Auto, very good. Now this was in the Hunter Valley. I was recently there for a golf, you know, I had a charity golf day there for the Westpac Chopper last week. So many kangaroos. I'm not

sure if it's this time of year, if it's the weather, but a lot- Could be the time of day. Yeah, I was Das, because there was a lot hopping across the road. I nearly hit a couple last week driving, there was a lot hopping across the road. I nearly hit a couple last week driving, there was a lot hopping across the road. Terrifying. And I remember people, and I don't know if this is a myth, I'm pretty sure this is real, I'm 13, 10, 60 as well,

if you've hit a road and had this, you're meant to drive straight, don't swerve and don't slow down. If a road comes out, you just gotta go for it and hope it rolls over. How do you switch that instinct off in your brain not to swerve? I get it. Not to brake, not to panic brake. And you're not meant to slam on the brakes either, it's meant to be

like a half pump if you are, if it's something else, a half pump into a full because otherwise the car screeches. I just don't think my reaction time would be good enough. Until you're faced with it. Unless we came down to the car park and I pretended to be a Roo and you were driving at me and we just had some practice. I know you're the guy who puts his body on the line, but I don't even know if you should do that. Tomorrow it's Jess and Chargo. So we kill Ducko. We're going to do the phoner again. What do you hear? You're co-host.

Did you hit your little mate? I didn't see him, Judge. I didn't see him. And then they look at your height and they go, are you fine? You're fine. He's sub. Jog on. He's sub 5'8", is he? Actually, you would survive though, because you'd go under the car and go over you. Like a Fast and the Furious stunt. That was me plan.

Anyway, so I noticed that there was lots of roos out there. My mate was going to the Hunter Valley this weekend, a winery with his partner for her 30th birthday. I had a chat to him being like, hey, I saw lots of kangaroos. Be careful. I've never personally hit one. I know it's quite common. He was driving. He came, they saw us on the way. Then they went out. I get a text from him like hours later with a dent of the car, showing me the car. I'm showing you guys a photo now. The bonnet is fully crushed. It's fully smashed.

And he goes, so I hit a big boy. And at first I was like, what? A kangaroo. He meant like a big boy kangaroo. He hit the kangaroo. It was nighttime. boy kangaroo he hit the kangaroo it was nighttime the kangaroo's popped out he's going 80 K's an hour he reckons he remembers to drive straight and go fast so he initially went to break and then just sort of let the cards keep going the Roo hit the bonnet rolled over the windshield rolled off the back of the car the car he then swerves comes to a halt the Roo gets up and hops off oh my god dust itself off. Yeah, yeah, yes.

They're so strong. They're unbelievable creatures. And then he is totally fine, the airbags weren't deployed, but the car is completely dented in there in the middle of this dark road. Is it a ride off the car? Could he keep driving it? He drove it to the resort and stayed there for the entire weekend and then went on wine tours and drove it.

Because I was like, do you want me to come grab you? Do you want me to like, drive my car? Yes, that doesn't look like it's drivable. I don't think it is. But he said, he's like, oh, I told to come grab you? Do you want me to like... Yes, that doesn't look like it's drivable. I don't think it is, but he said, he's like, oh, I told me partner we're not fixing it. I was like, well, you have a... I don't know how he actually drove that back down the highway to Sydney. Neither, that looks like the engine could be compromised.

I might message him now and say, how's the car? Because I have no idea what's happened to that thing. Surely he's getting pulled over. If a cop sees him on the road in that, that doesn't look road worth it. No, it wouldn't be. But anyway, he- I'm amazed the windshield didn't bash in. I've had a friend driving along a highway, again, nighttime, but like on an embankment. So the Roo has actually jumped from a height

onto her vehicle, but smashed in the windshield. Like that's amazing. That's some amazing Volkswagen engineering on the windshield. Well, I mean, credit to the Volkswagen, but also the fact that he wasn't hurt, the Roo wasn't hurt, the car was fine, they kept going and had their winery to a weekend. I just thought... Unbelievable. But yeah, 131060, what'd you hit or what hit you? And what happened in that exact moment?

Maybe you hit a Kangaroo and can you tell us, you know, if it's myth or truth, you drive fast, drive straight through it. Yes, how did you react in that moment? Exactly. Wow. Because you've never hit anything. The touch would know I have it. Thank goodness.

Because you know me and my reaction time, but also my panic in that moment. I can't imagine anyone would come off well. You and the car and the roof. Everyone. Have you never had a... I've hit a chicken before. It wasn't great. In a car or?

Yeah, I was in the car and then it was like a soccer ball under the car and then there was a lot of feathers at the back. It was the whole thing. Now, they're not the fastest... I love... It's funny, but it's not funny. They're not the fastest of creatures, Shy Guy. This one was.

But did you... did it literally dart out in front of your car? Here comes Shy Guy! We are approaching... And then it was like going over a ball because I could just hear it kind of thumping the bottom of the car. And I looked at the review and there's flowers. Where were you? There's feathers everywhere. Where were you?

Just on a Weston Sydney in a town. Just a random chicken. Yeah. Oh god, there's a kid out there crying about their chicken who never came home. Yeah, I know. Daddy, where's little Peter? I don't want to be a part. I don't like gravy.

That one didn't make it. 13, 10, 6, and you get the idea. Maybe it didn't make it, I don't want to be a part. I don't like gravy. That one didn't make it. 131060 you get the idea. Maybe it did make it, I don't know. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. 131060, what'd you hit or what hit ya? Yeah, you've got a friend, live to tell the tale. Yeah, he hit a rue on the way out to the Hunter Valley on the weekend.

He was there for a beautiful winery getaway with his girlfriend for her 30th and then um... Not a great start to the birthday weekend. The night out they're driving out there, all of a sudden big roo. **Siren** **Spanish music** Probably didn't need the intro. **Spanish music** He hits the roo, and the roo at 80k's an hour over his Volkswagen Golf bounces over the

windshield gets up, hops away and lives to tell another day. Skip he skipped on. Yeah. Jeez where are the lyrics? Jeez where are the lyrics? Jogos has ripped the whole song here. I was really waiting for the uh. Well while we're still talking about kangaroos, Donna DM'd us Ducco.

What did Donna say? I had a kangaroo hit me in the side of the face. Like oh slap her! I was trying to capture an injured Roo and its mate came along and hit me. Here we go. There he is. She's trying to help Skippy who's injured. Yeah. Skippy's mate came and was like, what are you doing to my friend? Don't touch my friend. Don't touch my friend. Kangaroos are, I mean I know they're considered like pests and stuff but geez they're majestic. They're so strong. They are. They're so strong. But I just thought- They deserve to be on our emblem.

Yeah. Yeah, totally. Unbelievable creatures. The fact this thing got hit at 80 kilometres an hour, dinted the hell out of the car, pretty much made it a ride off. Then got up, hopped away. My friend was fine. No airbags luckily went off and he kept driving that same car very slowly to the hotel they're at.

Do you know what? Our national creatures, I've heard if you hit a wombat, forget about it. Your car will be an absolute ride off. Cause they are like hitting a brick wall. Yeah, right. A wombat. So strong. So strong.

So dense. And I suppose it would just get the whole bottom of the car. And quite bony. So it can like muck with your, the, um, the underneath of your car. I know words. We could see you trying to... I was going to be like, what's that called? The grill? The bottom of it? The bottom of the car? Yeah. Let's quit while we're ahead. Sharon. Shazza. Good morning guys. You got hit it says here. Yes, I got hit by a soccer

ball. Not on the face Shaz. Oh yeah, in the face, straight on the nose. Landed me in hospital. Who was the kicker of the ball? Um, a year six boy. Short range. I saw stuff. Yeah. Oh my God. So where were you to set the scene?

I was at work. So I work at Oosh and the kids were down on the playground. Um, I literally have a target on myself because I always get hit by balls. But yeah, this particular, I know I could be anywhere and yeah, I get hit. Ball magnet, Sharon. There's Sharon! Someone hit her some balls! Don't ever be around a golf course when Ducko's playing.

Yeah, Sharon, you and me, we can't be friends. Sorry, press on. Yes. You got to be around the golf course. Of course, when duck goes flying. Yeah, Sharon, you and me, we can't be friends. Sorry, press on. Yes. You got laughing there. Um, yes, I was down on the field and it's a ball and I heard the, you know, four was too late straight in the face.

Oh, Do kids know to yell four when the ball goes rogue? Yep. Yep. it does. Yep. Well now we've learned when you're here four, it's like when people yell heads up. You're not meant to look up because the ball's going to smash in the face. You got a duck. You got a duck. Oh, thank you, Sharon.

Alicia, I'll take it. You couldn't go back on yard duty. You'd be constantly petrified. And honestly, if I know kids and that was me, I'd be aiming for her and then you'd accidentally hit her and go, oh my God, I feel so bad. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Oh Mia, sorry, I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Alicia, good morning.

Good morning. How are you going this morning? Yeah. Couldn't be better, babe. What did you hit? So a long time ago, not long after I got my P's, so it was quite a few years ago now, I had to pick my brother up from a party and when I was leaving I reversed into the friend's father's car and then a week later I was on my way to feed my horse and I ran over the bloke's cat.

Sorry, sorry, the guy whose car you hit, then you ran over the cat. The cat ran out in front of my car and hit the full 360 underneath and then took off and into the house and hit under a bed. The cat survived, the car survived, but I was... He would have hated you. You hit his car and he hit his cat. How do you explain that away? Like it was an accident again. Yeah.

It was just, I don't know. Did he ever speak to you again? Or was that the end of that? Oh no, that was the end of it. Fair enough. It's one thing to hit a man's cub. If you hit a man's cat... My goodness. I went down, the lady who was at the house, and she come out and she goes, didn't you hit my husband's car? You again? What are you doing here? It's like, I'm just here to feed my horse.

See, I was on the way to feed my horse and I hit your cat after I hit your car. Sorry. That's a hell of a week. It's a hell of a week. Brooke on 13 10 60, you hit something. I did. I hit a pigeon. Now to the, to our minister of birds here. Pigeon is lovely. Thank you. A wonderful warbler on a pigeon. Now to our Minister of Birds here.

Pigeon is lovely. A wonderful war-born pigeon. Brooke, in your car, I presume. Yeah, so pulling into my driveway, for some reason they were having a party. Pigeons were having a party at the bottom of my driveway. Get them. So I pull in and I'm thinking, you know, surely they're going to move. But one didn't. And I went straight over it. And I said to my daughter, I'm like, oh my God,

I just like literally ran over a pigeon. It didn't move. I pulled, I reversed back and my daughter's like, yeah, mom, you ran over the pigeon and it was flat. Cause you've got, you've double smashed it. It was like flat. Don't we have an agreement with the birds? Yeah. Like get out of the way. Wow. You know, sometimes you're just driving along and they don't move from the road.

You go, you can fly guys. Sometimes you get very close to them and they do fly away last minute. Yeah. But jeez, unless you're broke and you're just, you know. You're flattening on the driver. What do you then do? Do you get a shovel? Is it true Brooke that you actually sped up when you saw the pigeon and you sped up back over it again?

Well, it was actually close to my gate so I couldn't really, you know, I was beeping, I was like, hello, move. But the good thing about it is no pigeons ever come to my driveway again. Oh, you know what? She's left the squished pigeon, you know, like when they used to hang the pirates as a warning to the other pirates. It's part of the Caribbean, it's to be believed as a historical documentary. It is, absolutely.

That's like what she did with the pigeon. Text coming through the text line, I4-888-1069. My partner hit a kangaroo in his ute whilst holding a cheeseburger on one hand and his phone in the other and it was all captured on a mobile speed camera. That's a triple whammy. I don't can eat, obviously you can't eat and drive. You can't text and drive and you can't hit a roux. We shouldn't be hitting roux. That's, yeah, you'd lose your license for that.

Absolutely. Ah, what do you got at the top there? Went over the handlebars head first into the road, cracked my helmet and got knocked out, killed the kangaroo too. Went over the handlebars? What, on a motorbike? It must have been a motorbike. Oh, Jesus. A rou what on a motorbike? It must have been a motorbike. Oh jeez. A roo on a motorbike, that's unlucky to hit that.

That is. We also had Matt call him but his phone dropped out. He hit a roo on the M1 going 110km an hour. He's obviously lived to tell the tale. I wonder if the roo was able to jump on. Oh goodness me. Mate, be safe out there. Be careful out there.

I love how out of all the calls we got, it was like we had like pigeon Cat. Chicken and cat. Like the littlest things. Oh yeah. And then reversing over a pigeon as well. Just to really prove the point. Jess and Ducco. Massive news yesterday with Erin Patterson who's been found guilty by a jury of murdering three relatives by lacing the meals with their death cap mushrooms. That's right. Three counts of murder and one of attempted murder that go guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty. Now I personally have not been as up to date on this, but I know every friend circle has a mushroom expert now. Absolutely. I mean, this case- You loved it.

This story for 11 weeks, 11 weeks gripped, I'm going to say the world out of this tiny town in regional Victoria, and someone who was there from day dot and not just there covering, but inside the courtroom, including yesterday afternoon, when the verdict was handed down from channel seven news, Estelle Greenping, who has carved out a little bit of time for us this morning. Good morning, Estelle. Thank you so much for giving us your insight. Being in the courtroom yesterday, first and foremost, how are you coming down, you know, the day after? Good morning, guys. Look, I'm good, but I've got to say, I didn't think I was going to be here for 11 weeks. I didn't think any of the media realized that this trial was going to go on for quite so long.

Initially, we thought it was going to be six weeks, and now we're almost at two and a half months. Yeah, it's crazy. Why did it take so long? They just really could not reach a decision? Because I was hearing different things from legal professionals and stuff. Some saying, oh, she'll be found guilty. Others saying, no way she'll be found guilty. Yeah, look, I think when you look back in hindsight, the deliberations weren't really that long. They started deliberating last Monday, so about a week. Okay. It's just that there was so much evidence in this case.

It's not just one murder, it's three. It's an attempted murder. Both sides of the legal table were really throwing everything they could at this case and there was just so much evidence. Not to mention, Erin Patterson decided to take the stand and give her own evidence. So that added about a week to it as well. I know I was hearing reports of still over 50 witnesses and then obviously Erin's

there, the judge with four days of instructions. It was so in depth. It was so complicated, but you were there meters away from Erin Patterson, now a convicted mass murderer. When that verdict was handed down, what was that like and how was her reaction in that moment? Yeah, guys, I have to paint you a picture of what that was like because obviously when you've been covering something for more than two months, that's the moment you're building

up to. And you could really hear a pin drop in the room. Even just when the jury walked in and we knew they were about to lay down that verdict, we didn't know which way it was going to go. But we thought what is going to happen here? And I was sitting in a seat that was only about a meter from the dock where Erin was. So every time they read out guilty, I would turn around and look at her, bit chilly, but she didn't really have much emotion, which I was surprised by it.

Cause I'm sure you guys have seen the footage of her crying outside her house. During her evidence, she got quite emotional. So I thought we might get a reaction here. I mean, she's being found guilty of three murders, but she just kept looking straight ahead, which was kind of interesting in itself. It's pretty wild Estelle. Also, I was reading that. I mean, we didn't know as the public, but neither did the jury. She's actually been in prison this whole time. So, you know, locked up.

Yeah. Late 2023, was it, when this investigation sort of started? So she's been behind bars. You'd think now hearing the news, you're going to spend the rest of your life behind bars, potentially once the sentence is handed down, there would be more of a visceral reaction. Yeah, that's what I was surprised by too. It's interesting. I guess there's things that we could always report after a trial is done because the judge tries to bar the media from reporting certain things. We could get in a lot of trouble if we don't listen to him obviously. One of the rules he made at the start of the trial was, yes, she's in custody, but I don't want the media

reporting on that. Down to not showing images of her in handcuffs or even coming out of the prison van, which honestly in TV, that was a lot of our stock footage. So we had to make sure not to show it or to crop it so much that you couldn't see because he didn't want the jury being influenced and thinking, well, I've got to look at this woman as an innocent person, but why am I seeing her come out of a prison van? But he wanted all of those images blocked. To skew any sort of perception. Yeah it's creepy isn't it? So what happens now, Estelle? She's off to prison and you get to leave Morewell? Like what's, you gonna miss the place? Look I'm still here, I think I'm a local now. It's actually been quite nice. Obviously this is a really sad story because three people have lost their lives. It's a pretty intense story to cover, but one of the nice things that's come out is that the media have made pretty good connections with the locals in this town.

I don't know if we ever thought it was going to start that way. I think the locals were a bit wary of us at the start. We've all, you know, spent so much time together now that I think we've all got a soft spot for this town. Yeah. Yeah, Estelle, I saw in your bulletin yesterday, one of the locals, I think she was a cafe owner saying, Morewell is famous for other things. And I think she made, you know, some nice tourist attractions, a great bakery. And unfortunately, this is now probably what's going to put them on the map, but

your, your coverage over 11 weeks, we thank you for bringing us all that information really quickly before we let you go, have we heard from the surviving member of the lunch, Ian Wilkinson or Erin's estranged husband, Simon, who bailed on the lunch last minute, probably saving his own life? Yeah, I think that move would have saved his own life. No, we haven't heard from either of them. Yesterday, the police stood up in front of the media and said that those families are asking for privacy. But I think we either might see an interview with one of them on a big news channel or when the plea hearing happens, the pre-sentence hearing, victims

are invited to submit victim impact statements and tell the judge how their lives have been impacted. So maybe we could see them there. Yes, fair enough. Oh, interesting. It's crazy. Well, Estelle Gripping, Seven News, thanks so much for joining us. We've got a very busy morning ahead. Keep up the good work. Thanks so much, guys.

Jess and Ducco. Look at the time, team. What a wonderful Tuesday. Always a great Tuesday. Sensational vibes. Well done to everyone. Yeah. It's good to be here. Good to be with you. Back tomorrow. Tomorrow's Wednesday, which means... Shy Guy Dips!

We've got that on the show. Do we have anything else for a Wednesday? Or are we shooting from the hip a little bit? Oh, State of Origin Day tomorrow? Oh my god, and I've got to tell you about my sinkhole. Oh, I can't wait to see it. Adam Elliott and Jess's sinkhole. So, cigarette fats love getting the viewers in. I don't know what is.

The listeners, I should say. So tomorrow's sinkhole, Shy Guy Dibs, Adam Elliott, State of Origin Day. It's going to be a big one. We're out of here. Missing any show, get on the podcast. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye bye. Bye. Yeah, it tastes so good.