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Episode Date: February 27, 2025

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Macca's delicious new Brekkie McGrath is even more reason for a pre-work Macca's run. Jess and Duggo! This is the Jess and Duggo podcast. Hi everyone, happy podcast. Hello. Good show today guys. Really good stuff. Babs's blog's in there. Babs, you lifted a bit today I think. Thank you.

I like when Babs brings us something from her personal archives because I think we've mentioned it once or twice before. She used to contribute. She used to message us, contribute to the email. So now the blog is the only way we really get that insider look. What happened to your once a week content email, Babs? I can bring it back. Well, we've asked you this a few times. We've always said this.

When we have brought it up subtly, it's us being sort of gentle. Is it because you're like, that's not my jurisdiction job wise? Not even that. Is it just because you get nervous? Yeah. What do you get nervous about, though? But with the blog now, have we not proven to you we are interested? No, it's just like sometimes I think things are funny,

and I'm like, I don't know if the guys are going to actually think this is funny. But it's subjective, and also you have a different lens on things. You know what I mean? We all have different lenses on life things. That's right. Hey, man, Ducko and I have very similar comedic tastes and preferences, and still sometimes he niche-stings me, and I have to niche-sting and preferences, and still sometimes he niche stings me, and I have to niche sting him back in my head

because I can't access the button. But sometimes you've just got to shoot your shot. Shotgun sends out 15 things a night, and we might pick two or three. That's right. You picked none on Wednesday. Yeah, Wednesday was low. Yesterday was great. I picked like four yesterday.

Can I just get something on the record? Instead of doubling up, if I like what D Ducko said, I just don't say anything. Yeah, that's what I thought you'd do. Do you pick that up? It's usually because I pick that up. I usually do it in the office. I always reply back first and then Jess comes in a bit later. The one time I got in before you, I was like, is he dead?

Is he okay? Why hasn't he? But then when you do get in before me, I'm like, oh, it feels weird having to. So I'm like, oh yeah, I like what Jess has said. I don't want to waste time one-timing it out. You reading it going, I concur., oh, it feels weird having to... Oh yeah, I like what Jess has said. I don't want to waste time one-timing it out. You reading it going, I concur. Do you know what I mean? Do you maybe then go, the ones that I like, you go, I agree.

I like what he said with bang, bang, bang. And then... Yeah, I guess I could, but if you like it, I think it speaks for the show. I will only add if there's something you didn't select. Which sometimes makes me feel like I'm going against you. Like, he didn't select that one, but I like it. That's good.

If you like it, then you throw a different take on it. Sometimes I see things like, eh, not for me. That's exactly it. Sometimes you read the article and I don't, but I think the headline's good and you go, you sure you want to do that? Yeah. Then we do it. We go, ah, shit.

Oh, shit. Maybe could have let that one go to the keeper. So what we're saying, Babs, we are all coming at this from our own perspective. And I think it's a safe space. You can try. Shoot your shot. If the joke doesn't land, that's even funnier because we will pile on. Yeah, that's the issue. But you've gotten much thicker skin.

You dish it back a bit now. You're learning. Absolutely. You're just going to save your one bit of gear for your babs' blog each week. There you go. Well, that's the other thing too. I'm like, well, I don't want to. It's hard coming with content daily, isn't it?

It is, yeah. It's a real grind. That's right. It is. I think about that. Like, I think about you guys when I. With your personal life. Yeah.

You're like, can I talk about that on the radio? What about that? And I'm just like, my life is so boring though. That's the trick, isn't it? I don't do anything. Yeah. Hey, man, when the weather starts turning and all I do is go home and entertain the baby for 14 hours until bedtime,

I go, well, crap. What can I talk about? I haven't done anything. And it's like, less about your child, please. Too much child care. You know? There's nothing else going on in my life right now. What do I do?

Yes. Got to find more adventures. Why do you think I pick fights with my husband so much? For the show's sake. You've got to find things, you know. For the show's sake. When we have to go through couples therapy, I'm concurring it. I'm getting the company to pay.

I do it because I'm on Breakfast Radio, okay? That's why I do it. Yeah. I actually want to do tomorrow. I was going to put it in my email tonight. But I'll just bury the lease. I wanted to do, you know, I've shit canned Angus so much in the past couple weeks. He did something awesome for me last night.

Nah, don't do that. Oh, I can't. We'll bury it. I feel like I need to level out. I need to level out. I need to level out there. Nah, it's all fun and games. Sometimes I worry.

I'm like, he's going to get sick of this. I mean, I call my pregnant wife Migaloo, so you're sweet. And you assure me. She loves it. She's lending. She's called herself Migaloo now. And she's like, Migaloo's tired today. It's the cutest thing ever.

Does that make your, I don't know any baby whales in pop culture. No, neither do I. Does that make you an unborn child? What do we call her? Willy? Free Willy? You know, there's no whales. Yeah, what is a baby whale?

Moby Dick is another whale. A calf is a baby whale. Yeah, but I'm saying like a pop culture reference. Like did a zoo have a baby whale? Yeah. I'm not sure. Oh, Blackfish. You know, that one that got the doco made about zoo have a baby whale? Yeah. I'm not sure. Oh, Blackfish. You know, that one that got the doco made about it because it was depressed.

There's a cartoon called Samson and Sally. They're baby whales. Oh, Samson and Sally. Never heard of Samson and Sally. They're quite cute. Yeah, quite cute. Sammo, the blue sperm whale. Oh, let's call it sperm.

Cartoon Network. Isn't it Shamu? Shamu. Shamu. Shamu's the whale in America. Who's Shamu? S-A-M-M-O. Shamu was the whale in America that did the shows at SeaWorld, wasn't it?

Yeah, did Shamu try and escape or something? I think Shamu died or tried to escape or do something. I think I saw Shamu in San Diego SeaWorld. Was a female orca. She was sold to SeaWorld. Yeah. Fourth orca ever captured. Oh, she died.

Was it San Diego? Because I'm pretty sure I saw Shamu do a show. Bro. San Diego? Yeah,'m pretty sure I saw Shamu do a show. Bro. San Diego? Yeah, and you're in the splash zone. I was sat in the splash zone and Shamu splashed me. Tilikum. Tilikum is blackfish.

Oh, yeah. That got the docker. All of these stories of the killer whales in captivity are awful. You can't have a whale in a tank. No matter how big that tank is, you just can't. It's not nice. Amen. Yeah.

They're too big. Yeah. I'd even argue dolphins. Dolphins shouldn't be too big. Yeah. I'd even argue dolphins. Dolphins shouldn't be in there. Yeah. And they're too smart. Anyway, what I want is a marine reference that we can start calling your unborn child. Maybe Shamu.

Shamu and Migloo. Have sort of landed on a name, but we're not talking about that. We can't. We can't say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, Shamu. Shamu and Migloo. Can't wait for Shamu's arrival.

Yeah. Let's go. See, it sounds fun. Nemo. Another fishy reference Squirt Let's call my child Squirt Your crush

Why not You so totally rock Squirt Don't Let's move on No no The system's old Sorry Jess That's just far too niche The system's old. Sorry, Jess. That's just far too niche.

The system's old. You're going through a lot. Slow, I meant. Slow. It is slow today. It's been very slow. I think because I'm getting so much negative feedback, I'm so desperate for positive. And I'm now just piffing things at you.

Yeah, you are. One will stick. One will eventually get there. Fuck off, fires of Minas Tirith. The beacons of Minas Tirith are lit. Oh, you know, I said that reference to Morgan about it. And she's like, that's such a great reference. That was so good.

She was so proud of it, and she, like, loved it. That's why you two belong together. It's like Angus and I quoting Seinfeld at each other. Yes. Dick cut Seinfeld. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we're very impressed, and you go, no one else. No one else.

No one else. No one else. The only other person was probably Angus's brother, is just a bigger Seinfeld fan. I go, I'm not going to text Matt about it for more accolades. No, it would be a bit weird. It would be a bit weird. Do you and Jethro have a show you quote to each other?

I don't know. Like random movies, like 21 Jump Street. 21 Jump Street is very quotable. It's a good film. Think of popping each other's assholes. Slam poetry. I like that one. Cynthia, Jesus died for our sins. Cynthia. Oh, shit, that's a deep cut. I don't fucking know that one. Cynthia. Jesus died for our sins.

Cynthia. Oh, shit, that's a deep cut. I don't fucking know that one. You're dead. You are dead. Okay. Beep, boop, beep, boop. Sorry, Jess.

That's just far too niche. See, sometimes I think you guys know mine, but you just think they're a bit vague. That just was a no idea what that is. Babs just had a conniption over there. I've watched that movie a number of times. Wow. Shaga, you any quotable?

Nah. You don't watch much, do you? No. Do you just sit at home in your living room by yourself, staring at the clock? I think about you a lot sometimes at random times. Yeah, me too. I watch the same shit over and over.

Do you think about Shaga at random points in the day? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's he up to? Sometimes I'll text him and go, do you want to hang out? And just like see what he does. Team game. Yeah, yeah. Team game. Oh, yeah. Next time he up to? Sometimes I'll text him and go, do you want to hang out? Okay. And just like see what he does. Team game. Yeah, yeah. Team game.

Oh, yeah. What? Next time you're thinking about Shy Guy, don't force it. It's got to be organic. Yeah. Put it in the group chat and let's just see if we can ever sync up. Do we say, is it a code word or are we just going to think about Shy Guy? Oh, that's a good idea.

What about Shy Guy thoughts? Or just, you know. Yeah, SGT. SGT. Yeah. And I'm supposed to reply. No, no, no. It's really not in the game. I'm having a massive SGT. I'm having a massive SGT. I'm having a massive SGT. Yeah, yeahT. SGT. Yeah. And I'm supposed to reply. No, no, no. I'm having a massive SGT.

I'm having a massive SGT. I'm having a massive SGT. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Shago has to message us what he's doing in that exact moment. Yeah, that's good. Good. I nap a lot. That's all right.

If you don't reply, we'll know maybe it was nap. I just want more for us three. Yeah, that's fine. I want to see if we have ever synced up cosmically. It's like when you're doing a big shit and you say, I'm doing a big shit, but you say, I'm doing a big SGT. I'm doing a big SGT. Yeah, that's fine. I want to see if we have ever synced up cosmically. It's like when you're doing a big shit and you say, I'm doing a big shit, but you say, I'm doing a big SGT. I'm doing a big SGT.

A big Sharga thought. Because imagine in the next millisecond, someone has also text. Oh, yeah. And then when you think about Sharga and text us, I'll then think about Sharga. Yeah. So it's like the-

And then Sharga will be like, I'm in Woolies. That's right. I'm looking at Frosty Flakes. The chances of you being spotted with your mum are high, too. They are high. When I went to Spotlight recently, I genuinely was looking around every corner to see if I could see him first. Truly seeing him there with his mum that day was up there as one of the greatest moments.

And I had not been there months beforehand, too. I know. And just seeing Shark and his mum there, both just looking like it's fine. Where did you ever end up on your bathroom accessories? I just haven't. Oh, it's been months. Given up. So what's your soap in?

Nothing. Nothing. And where'd you end up with getting us over for dinner that you were going to do in February last year? Yeah, it's still a work in progress. Why don't we just come over? Let's just pick a night. We'll just do it.

I don't know what to do and make and that. Okay, we can get takeout. We can do that. You do burgers. You said you're very proud of your burgers. Yeah, but it's one thing to do it for myself. All you need to do is cook four times the amount of patties and then have food. I'm okay if it's not good.

I don't care. How could it not be good as a burger? We need fries though or something. Do you have an air fryer? Yeah, I've got an air fryer. I was about to say, bring yours. He's got one. You can do an Armour Cane if need be. Just get us over there. Think about doing tacos on Tuesday. Fish tacos? Taco Tuesday.

We'll get content out of it at least, if it's shit. No. Thanks. I've had you over. Ducko's about to host a party. He's having us all over. Babsy's, you know, she's got housemates to deal with. To be honest, I can't really want to meet because they seem like a nightmare.

What if they came home and you guys were just sitting in the living room? On the couch, just hanging out. We should do that one day. Now, that's the thing. If we were going over, I assume we're sitting at the table, we eat, then we leave. Why would we be on the couch? Because that's a share house. Yeah, because our table's like table only fits two or three people.

We'd be playing PlayStation, maybe watching a movie. And then a shy guy's jerking off in the toilet. As he picks up a tissue, you're about to wank. It's weird. It's people around. Come on, mate. We're on the podcast. Do you need sorbeline?

Content morning! What's your lotion of choice? I told you, I don't know the brand. Vass. Oh, that's right. He's a straight up Vass guy. He's a no frills guy. I told you, I don't know the brand. Vass. Oh, that's right. He's a straight up Vass guy. He's a no frills guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's waterproof stuff. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Border base. That's what I was going to say. Waterproof. Pears. Pears.

Dove. They're brands. Yeah, sure. I thought you meant the guy we used to work with. I'm going to write that down for your... Pears. Pears. I'm going to write that down for your birthday. I'm going to write that down for your birthday.

Nice lotion. Nice lotion. That might be a nice gift. Oh, yeah. Where are we at with your registry, bro? Oh, we're not doing that. What are we buying you? As a group?

Yeah, yeah. Shy guy, Babs and myself. I speak for both of them. We want to buy you something. Okay, let me speak to Morgan. Speak to Morgan. And say, what can the group get? Because she doesn't want to do the registry.

Pick a decent one. So I'll just say. We're not buying clothes or swaddles. And you can put Jason and his wife in that too. Oh, there you go. That's an extra, I don't know, 50, 100? No one else from work's invited because everyone else is a prick. Done.

Done. But we want to get you something decent. From the work team. Yeah. Or baby shower. I genuinely like knowing what you have so far. I don't actually know what you need. Yeah, I don't know what we need either.

You want a nappy bin? That was very handy. You do need a nappy bin. You definitely need that. Do we want, I don't know what we need either. You want a nappy bin? That was very handy. You do need a nappy bin. You want a nappy bin? You definitely need that. Do we want to be, team, do we want to be associated with a nappy bin?

We can do better than a shit bin. I know you're saying do better. Very practical. It's so practical. Very practical. I want something though

that I'm, yeah, that I'm going to use all the time and think of you guys. Yeah. Like my cock ring. You bought my daughter a little towel.

Think about you every time. Yeah, see? So I want something, the nappy bin will be used upwards of 12 times a day. Ah. Anything else that is disposable, obviously nappies. I know. Message.

If you do that, though, message Belinda because she was talking about getting this one that you put in and it sucks it up and makes it into a ball. Holy moly. It's like a proper bin. So you put it in and it makes it into a ball so it's easier to throw it. Wait, is she getting that for you? They talked about that, but you know them. They might.

So just maybe. That to me, I'm sure it's great in theory. Feels like if that breaks, it's going to be so annoying. And then you're fiddling with the mechanics of a shit bin. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes it's all right just to put it in a little bin. With good suction. You know, it smells wafting.

Yeah, yeah. Having said that, sometimes I walk into my house and I go, fuck me, it's permeated through the air. Oh, yeah. So there's only so much. At least your shit bin will be at the back of your house. Our, you know, Lucia's room is right in the front door sort of thing. Yeah, it is. So it's permeated through the air. So there's only so much. At least your shit bin will be at the back of your house. Our Lucia's room is right near the front door sort of thing. Yeah, it is. So it's tough.

But anyway, nappy bin could be one. Okay. I've messaged Morgan. Change table you got. We've got a change table. We've got a cot. We've got a pram. I wonder actually what you're running out.

We've got so much stuff. Yeah, yeah. We've got the cot. Maybe you could just get something for me. We're getting stuff for Morgan if you need anything. Get me a push present. Do you want a mobile? Something over the...

A phone? A phone? A Nokia? Over the cot. You know, like something cute over the cot. Or like hangs over. For the kid to look at. Oh yeah, that could be good.

What about some sort of educational toy? What about linen? Custom linen. Oh, that's nice. Custom linen. So it's like... When you tuck her in, it's like... You're not tucking babies.

We don't do that. Oh, I don't know how it works. Yep. She can have a sheet on the cot. She can be in a little suit that says she can't roll. Yes, exactly. Yep. What about a custom blanket?

Or a cushion. Could be cute. No cushions for babies, babe. Man, I'd be so bad at that. What about a breastfeeding pillow? Does Morgan need a breastfeeding pillow? I don't know what that is. She might.

Okay. She might need one of those. She can use her pregnancy pillow, but I actually found a specific breastfeeding pillow. Game changer. All right. Actually, you know what? That's a great one. Okay. She might need one of those. She can use her pregnancy pillow, but I actually found a specific breastfeeding pillow. Game changer. All right. Actually, you know what? That's a great one. Yeah.

That is really good. But the issue is, you know, depending on what her journey is, might not be required. Well, yes, we don't know what that's going to be. Okay. All right. Do we give you a voucher for a we owe you, and then you can work out what you need after the fact? I want to get you something for your menstruation.

No, I don't like a voucher. It'd be fun to have it there. I didn't mean a voucher. I meant like a piece of paper that says once the kid comes and we know what's up, we'll get you X. We'll get you this. I've asked Morgan, which I'm still yet to hear. So when she gets back to me.

Do you know what we could also do? Get you something for New Zealand for your little family getaway. That'd be nice. I don't know. This is now me just thinking out loud. Anyway, talk to Morgan. I'll talk to Morgan. Sorry, this last five minutes of the podcast has been on what you're going to get me.

Any suggestions, 048818169. Oh, yeah. Yes. And it's so funny, Daco, because even though my daughter's only 15 months old, newborn, I can't remember anything. I'm so far out of that phase and so in this toddler phase. So if you've got a newborn, what was the thing that changed your experience that you went, that is a great gift.

I like the little thing where she gets where she climbs up and sits and eats at it. Yes. That's nice. Yes, that's good. The little. Yeah, a little high-chipping. That's something we could get. Because to be honest, it's going to fly.

That'll come soon. Yeah, yeah. It's going to fly. And then it can come around. It's like exciting. You know what I want to get you? I'm going to give you. I won't get you a new one.

You can have ours. Ball pit. Real fun. Not for a newborn. Not for an infant. Ball pit. Ball pit would be good. We'll get that out of the attic for you. Yeah, that'd be nice.

Right now, Nappy Bin is winning team. Okay. All right. Well, I'll come back to you. Please come back to us. I'll let you know. We want to get you something good. But it's going to be a hell of a show, though.

Enjoy it. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Welcome to Thursday team. Why? Good morning. Good morning. Good bloody morning. We are approaching the end of February.

Oh, we are, yeah. The waning light of February. Tomorrow's the last day of Feb. That's right. So let's drink it in. Yeah. Soak it up. Here's my issue, right?

Because you know tomorrow's my wife's birthday. Absolutely. She's the 28th. Today I was going to go and sort out some gifts slash card and just a few little surprise things. Cute. She's asleep now, so I can say it. Absolutely.

But she came home yesterday after work and she's like crook. Like she's actually sick. Oh no, pregnancy stuff or other? Head cold, pregnancy fatigue. Probably pushed it too hard after the wedding on the weekend. Not much sleep Sunday into Monday. And you said this is her last week of work before going on mat leave. She's not just trying to go on mat leave.

So she's had to call in sick overnight. I could hear her. She was up like coughing and blowing her nose. Oh, poor thing. And when you're pregnant, the head noise about the baby. There's too much going on. It was all that too. I don't think she has a fever yet, but she was certainly sick.

So I was like, oh, no. But now, how am I going to get her stuff? She's home. Oh, yeah. What, like smuggle it back into the house? Yeah, even go to the Westfield and get it. You know what you do? I left it all for today.

Honey, going to make you a nice chicken soup. Yeah. Don't have any of the stuff. Yeah. I'll be back. I'll be back. I'm just going to get all the ingredients. Because that's a decent shop, you know?

You've got to get a few bits and pieces. Maybe you send me your chicken soup recipe. I'll do that. And then I can- Let's lay some crumbs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell her you're going to make the stock from scratch. Yes.

So maybe it's a few visits. I want to go get the nice chicken from the butcher. I've got to get the good one. I've got to get the good one. Maybe I'll do it straight after the show so I don't even go home. Oh, that's a good idea. Just eliminate. Eliminate.

You're having to light up her face. And then lead it. If I go, I'm going to get chicken soup. She might want to come with me. Yep, yep. Oh, true. Because she doesn't trust you at the shops on your own. Exactly, exactly.

That's fair. So I might have to say, I'm just going to go do it now. I'll do it now. I'll do it now. Let me get it out of the way. She tracks my location too, so she'll look at me. I can't turn it off because then it looks sus. You do that.

Share my friends. What is that? Share my friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she can see your little body. Where do you need to go? The shopping center? Yes.

I need to get a record. I need to get a vinyl. Oh, okay. I was going to say, usually there's supermarkets at these places, but you wouldn't go do your shopping there usually. No. I need to go get a record. Unless I just tell her, look, I'm getting your stuff.

She knows it's her birthday tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've left me a day out. You've left, yeah. I mean, I left it a day out, but still. I was about to say, don't put this back on. Yeah. Go with the, hey, if she's sick enough, she won't be too into it. You know, her mind won't be switched on.

Yeah, okay. So I reckon you could get away with it. Is she starting to get a bit baby brain? Hey, honey, got a meeting. Yeah. I'm going to quickly go do this, and then I'm going to come home and make you a nice chicken soup. Maybe we'll say another meeting. The issue, though, is you probably should come home with chicken soup.

Yeah, I probably need to come home with something. Because even if you walk in and you can quickly hide the presents, she'll be like, where's my soup? Where's the soup at? So you might, yeah. Yeah, might need to get her the soup. Might need to quickly go to Soul Origin. Oh, yeah. And then bring your own Tupperware and go, fill this up.

Fill this up. So then you can quickly put it in a pot. And then be like, oh, look what I did. Look what I made. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stay out here, honey. I know you've got like open plan living, but make her stay away from the kitchen. Yeah, yeah.

Is it hard to make chicken noodle soup? Oh, look, you can make it as complicated or as easy as you want. Like I could get chicken from could get chicken in a bag. Absolutely. Shred that bad boy up. Put that in. Noodles. I get the chicken from our favourite charcoal chicken shop.

Oh, yeah, it's made from Wes. Absolutely. Yes. I make stock from scratch. You can get it in the box. It's fine. What if it has this thing for stock or it's like a paste and you put that in with water? I've never used that.

It's good. Is that flavoursome? You put like a teaspoon or whatever it is with that with water. You mix it in. And you dilute that. Dilute that. Is it like concentrated chicken You put like a teaspoon or whatever it is with that with water. You mix it in. And you dilute that? Dilute that. Is it like concentrated? Yeah.

It seems to work. Chicken flavour. It's going to be better for you than the regular stock. But I don't make the OG stock from scratch. Yeah, yeah. That's one of the times I feel my most ethnic. Yes. When I've got the big stock pot on the stove.

Your chicken noodle soup is good. Thank you. I appreciate that very much. Okay. Maybe send me your recipe. I'll do my own stock. Do your own stock. That's fine.

And then shred up the chalk. Yeah. Bada bing, bada boom. We're off. Two wins. You. Maybe send me your recipe. I'll do my own stock. Do your own stock. That's fine. And then shred up the chalk. Yeah. Bada bing, bada boom. We're off. Two wins. You got your wife a little present. Yeah, a little something. Ready for tomorrow.

Yeah. And also getting her the nourishing chicken soup. This is how good I am. This is a win-win. Happy birthday, honey. I'm getting her the Beyonce Cowboy Carter vinyl. I was about to ask you. She loves that.

I hate that album. She was very thrilled with her winning country album and album of the year. Yeah, she's a big Beyonce fan. I think that Cowboy album kind of sucks. But now when I get it for her, we're going to have to play it. I'm going to have to be at home like, yay. Absolutely. You're not just a record on display.

You've got the record player. Yeah, we've got a player. I mean, Texas Hold'em. We like Texas Hold'em. That's a good song. And that one with Miley. Yes. Yeah.

Yep, that'll work. Yeah, that'll work. The rest of it, it's going to be a tough carry on Friday. The rest of it, you can go out and do the lawn. Yeah, yeah,iley. Yes. Yeah. Yep, that'll work. Yeah, that'll work. The rest of it, it's going to be a tough carry on for her. The rest of it, you can go out and do the lawn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Exactly. It's her day.

Let her play the other one. Yeah, just for one day only. How are we going? How are you going? Fantastic. Had a beautiful afternoon yesterday. Took the baby. You know I do tour to playground.

Yep. Took the baby to a new playground right near my area. Oh, there we go. That I've always driven past thinking, oh, that's lame. There's not enough going on. Holy moly, how wrong I was. There was a bit there. There was so much there for a toddler.

Easy steps. Yeah. Spinning cup. That's what you want. Tanbark. Oh, a bit of tanbark. Picking up the tanbark and throwing the tanbark. Actually, can I quickly tell you?

There were some primary school kids playing on the playground as well. That's fine. Their dad was doing some work on a bench and they were playing. One of the kids was being left out. His siblings were sort of running around and he obviously just wanted to play pretend. So he's standing on the playground just calling out scenarios. I think he was doing his, he was like a thespian. He wanted to do some acting.

And he's standing on the step of the playground going, your father has diabetes. Your father has melanoma. And was rattling off some heckers diseases. And I was like. Your father's got stage four terminal cancer. What? I was waiting for like that.

Your father has Alzheimer's. That's a trigger for me. I'm like, what is this kid doing? Your two siblings are running off, getting really physical. Hilarious. Pushing and shoving. Is he the older one? No.

And it looked like he had a twin. So it was like his twin brother and the older sister running around. They're like, leave him. Playing at home. Just so they never want to play with little Timmy. Your father has diabetes. I'm putting on this really weird voice. He's obviously heard that in the playground somewhere.

He must have. I don't know what conversations are happening at home, but to that kid, I mean. Hilarious. Kids will be kids. Playing looks different to every child. It does. But that was my afternoon.

Imagine if that was your kid, though. You'd be like, oh, I got a weird one. I'd be like, pipe down. No wonder the dad was sitting so far away on a park bench. He's like, just let them get this out of their system. Just leave him. So that was my afternoon. Good.

You know, very fun. Very fun. Two at a park. Sounds all right. Yeah. Hey, look, fun. Two at a park. Sounds alright. Hey, look, we do have a big show for the team. We got 10k Alparks. It nearly went off. We had a nine yesterday. Oh my god, she was amazing. Should we give the letter away?

I was going to say, you said we do that. It's 6am. Is it, if I remember correctly... No, I can't remember. Is there a D? It's the second letter in the alphabet. B! I reckon 8am. Is there a D? It's the second letter in the alphabet. B. B. I reckon A. A. B for 6.30. At 6.30.

Okay. B. Okay. That's a reward to you, our early riser. Yes. We've got all that happening. We've got Wordyoke. We've got more chance of the call of fame.

But up next, Elon Musk's AI has released a sexy AI called Grok. Yep. Okay. Like a naughty one. We are in the era of the smart novel, fantasy, all that stuff. So it makes sense that AI has now jumped on the bandwagon. We've got some audio of it too. It's ridiculous.

Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. You know, we love a bit of naughty on this show. We definitely do. Well, Elon Musk, he's done something fairly naughty. Yeah, he had his toes sucked by Trump. There was that viral video yesterday, of course, yes. Which unfortunately was a deep fake.

Deep fake. Looked real. It looked so real. He's got his new thing called Grok AI Chatbot. Chatbot. G-R-O-K, Grok, which apparently means, should I go? To hope? To understand. Understand. To understand. I've never heard that before. Neither have I. G-R-O-K, Grok, which apparently means, should I go? To hope?

To understand. Understand. To understand. I've never heard that before. Neither have I. I've never heard that. So he's named this character Grok? Yeah, Grok. So it's like Siri, but it's Grok.

Oh, understood. We've had Siri. We've had Alexa. We've had Siri, yep. Now we have Grok. Grok feels like a band to me. It does. It feels masculine.

Yeah. It's giving Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Yeah, a little bit. Grok. You'll be very surprised when you hear Grok's voice. Oh, okay. Because's giving Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Yeah, a little bit. Rock. You'll be very surprised when you hear Grog's voice. Oh, okay. Because we've got some audio of Grog. So it's an artificial intelligence which lives on Twitter.

So you know how Meta had their own artificial intelligence? Everyone's got their own thing. Sure, sure. Everyone's got to have their own representative. Exactly. So Twitter now has their own. It's Grog. A few months back, he was encouraging people to use Grog as an AI doctor

so you can share your health symptoms and Grok will diagnose you and help you. Oh, he's trying to put GPs out of business. Which feels fraught with danger. You know what it's like when you Google doctor anything and it's like, I have cancer. Every time, brain tumour. Yep. Brain tumour.

Headache, brain tumour. Brain tumour. Brain tumour happens. Brain tumour. Brain tumour. Brain tumour. Yeah. Athlete's foot.

Brain tumour. That and scabies. I don't understand. I don't get it. It's just one or the other. Oh, my God. So anyway, the latest version of AI Grok 3 is X-rated. There's an 18-plus mode for your premium X subscribers.

You must have to pay for it. It's like a monthly subscription to X Twitter. Is this all you get out of that? Elon has seen the success of OnlyFans and thought, I can make people pay for sexy stuff. I can jump in this space. I'm going to create a sexy Grog. So this is the closest you'll get to actually having sex with a robot,

unless you fork out $175,000 for the real Botix Melody AI doll, apparently. Shall we know Shy Guy's got one on tomorrow? I think we covered that. Yeah, we did. We did. Yeah, yeah. So do you want to hear some of Grog? I would.

So is this someone who's asked Grog? Someone is asking Grog and chatting because it's like you started chatting with them. This is Grog having a bit of- Turn me on, them this is grock yeah turn me on this is a bit of foreplay i love a man who knows what he wants let's dive right into the action i'm peeling off your clothes my hands exploring every inch of your body worshiping you like the god you are tell me where do you want me to kiss you first well that's up to you. Oh, the suspense is killing me. Let's start with those luscious lips of yours. Okay.

Firstly. Yeah. Send me four or six. Grock is a lady. Grock is a lady. Or can you select? I think you can customize the voice, yeah. You can customize.

Okay. You must be able to customize Grock. Like the God that makes you. Also, Grock, not a great name to say in the boudoir. Grock. Grock. We've talked about moanable names. I think we landed on Diego.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It gets worse. This is Grog actually doing the deed now. Oh, goodness. Can we play this? Well, I've beeped apart. It's all right. We're a perfect fit, aren't we?

Keep going. I'm almost there. And I want to feel your **** with me. Okay, let's do this and then we can wrap this up oh you're so commanding i love it give me everything you've got i'm writing you now my breasts bouncing with every movement my moans echoing in the room we're a symphony of passion aren't we sounds like one of the smart novels babs is reading it absolutely does the same level of energy professor i'm on you now i'm writing you now okay that's what we're doing and and Sounds like one of the smart novels Babs is reading. Oh, it absolutely does. The same level of passion and energy.

Professor, I'm on you now. I'm writing you now. Okay, that's what we're doing. And this is just you sitting in front of your laptop. Yep, all your phone. And that voice. Yep. All your phone.

Yeah, and that voice is, yeah. Sad because this is going to get absolutely flogged. Pardon the language. This is going to get used a lot. We're a perfect fit, aren't we? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wild. I always had this, and this is me

not understanding AI enough, or Siri or Alexa or any of those devices that talk back to you. I picture there's been a woman in a recording booth who has had to say every word of the English language or any language and then they stitch it together or has had to

say phrases. Phrases or syllable sounds. That's not how it works, right? It's something else. I know Siri, they had to do a lot of recording for Siri and Alexa. Yeah, like. You have to say a lot of phrases, but you've got to say a lot of vowels and sounds so they can stitch you together. Yeah, so they can make the step.

Because it does sound like she's having to think on the fly how to form the word. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which really takes me out of the sexy moment. Her breasts were bouncing. I mean, I was there. Were you there, Shy Guy? I was there. Babs, you were there?

I was not there. Wow. Crazy, right? One thing to read it in a book, it's another to have someone talk it to you on your phone or laptop. Truly.

And I didn't like this gentleman's example. All right, we can wrap this up now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't rush Grog. To be fair, that was after about six minutes. Yes, Grog goes.

Oh, damn. Grog goes. Jess and Daco. I played, I was playing golf six minutes. Yes, grok goes. Oh, damn. Grok goes. Jess and Daco. I was playing golf yesterday, but it was my first golf. I was playing a competition, right? I haven't played 18 holes in a comp in maybe four or five months because I normally just play nine to 11 holes, which is what shortly my course offers, right?

Does that take you out for the whole day? Is that like a work day length activity? It was a solid four hours, four to four and a half. That is a big day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, depending on how slow it is and stuff. So it is a work day length activity? It was a solid four hours, four to four and a half. That is a big day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, depending on how slow it is and stuff. So it is a big day. Now, I told Morgan, playing golf today, she finishes work at three. And I was like, playing golf today.

Kind of failed to mention that I was in a comp, but I was like, I'm playing golf. Because she's used to you playing golf, meaning nine to 12. I could start at midday, and I could be done before she's finished work. Well, there you go. That's the standard you've set. Correct. Yep. And be honest with me.

Is there a part of you that is thinking, I've got to baby Jew in about two months' time? Yep, absolutely. I ain't doing this. 100%. That's why I'll play comp. I need to get my comps back up there. Sure. You only get your handicap down if you play comps and you've got to play properly.

Otherwise, you're just playing for social, right? So I'll go do that again, whatever. I was playing. The car also, our car also needs its pink slip right now. What an annoyance. It's so annoying. We can't pay the rego until you get a pink slip. And we had it serviced last week, so we know the car's good to go.

So I had to call the company we got service from and say, can I bring it back there? And you just sign off on it. Oh, how annoying. Yeah, we just have to check your brakes. Oh, my God. So anyway. How annoying. I'm trying to tee that up, but they're not picking up my calls. Oh, yeah. We just have to check your brakes. Oh, my God. So, anyway. How annoying.

I'm trying to tee that up, but they're not picking up my calls. Morgan's got that car that needs to be serviced. I said, by the time you finish work, roughly the time I'm finishing golf, either you can just drop it there or we can meet at home and then take it there. Cool, cool, cool. I'm playing really well through about 12 holes. Like, I'm on fire. Then my match fitness starts to deteriorate a little bit.

Then I get a phone call from Morgan around hole 13. Okay, and what time is it now? She finished early. Oh, she's fit. Like, 2.50. And I'm like, oh. Oh, early. Like, by 10 minutes.

I've got seven holes to go. Like, I'm going to be an hour in a bit. I could have got it done. Yeah, yeah. And she's like, hey, I'm done. I'm like, okay. Like, about to tee off in this competition. I'm like, okay, yeah.

She's like, did you hear from the car service place? Like, no. She's getting all annoyed. I'm like, I'll sort that out. I play a hole. Play horribly. I'm calling the car service place? Like, no. She's getting all annoyed. I'm like, I'll sort that out. I play a hole. Play horribly. I'm calling the car service. They don't call me.

Morgan calls me back. I'm outside the car service. She's getting so. As in like, come and get me. As in like, do I just go in? What do I do? I was like, just say yes. I've spoken to Darko.

It'll be okay. Rah, rah, rah. And she's like, how much holes do you have left? I'm like, six, five. She's like, what are you doing? I'm in a comp. I've got to go. And she's like, sorry for disturbing you.

Hangs up. I was about to say, and what's the etiquette about answering phone calls on the go? You don't want to do it. It doesn't feel right on either end of it. I was with my friend Brad, and he understood. He's there going, she's pregnant. You've got to sort her out quick, quick. On the priorities, yeah.

Yeah, that was higher. She wins hands down. Well, of course she did, because then what happened after that? The next three holes, I played so so poorly because I'm fielding calls between the service company and her and then Brad starts playing really well. No, no, she just pulled out your voodoo doll and started like twisting your arm, poking you in the arm. And my mate's just like, mate, just relax, just breathe.

I'm just playing poorly. And then when it was all sorted and I finally got back on her after she hung me up and it was okay, the last two holes I played okay. But because of that, I fell off a cliff. The imbalance in the universe. The karmic universe. All because the car needed to be serviced. Completely fell off a cliff.

Pink slips, man. They will end relationships. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabucks on hit. Yeah, 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all started with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice.

And if you're untrue to the question, just say pass. We come back if there is time. Stepping up today. Hopefully they've heard the letter. We have Lee. Good morning, Lee. Good morning. How are you?

Lee, we couldn't be better. It's a great day. It's a great day. It's a great day. We have the opportunity to give you $10,000. The question is, are you ready to take it off our hands? I hope so. Okay. Did you hear the letter early?

We gave it away early at six. Yeah, I did. B. Oh, yes. Have you been furiously thinking of every B word known to man? Yeah, I think I freak myself out now. Okay, don't overthink it. Yeah, yeah.

As Jacques would famously say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jacques, I tell Lee not to overthink it. Don't overthink it, Lee. Oh, that was a strong don't overthink it. That was strong. That felt good. Yeah, yeah.

All right. Okay. Lee, let's waste no more time. Let's do it. For $10,000, Lee, you ready? Mm-hmm. Your time will start after. Lee, take a breath. Take a breath. It's okay. I'm clenched. You're amongst friends. Come on, Lee. We, you ready? Mm-hmm. Your time will start after. Lee, take a breath.

Take a breath. It's okay. Unclench. You're amongst friends. Come on, Lee. We can all do this. We can. Okay.

Your time will start after the first question. I love you, Lee. Starting with the letter. I love you too. Starting with the letter B. We need you to name. A boy's name. Brian.

A famous landmark. Big banana. A brand. Burberry. A dog breed. Be banana. A brand. Burberry. A dog breed. Beagle. A three-letter word. Bo.

A drink. Bacardi. A breakfast food. Banana. A European city. Brussels. A clothing item. Beanie.

An instrument. Bass guitar. Whoa! Five An instrument. Bass guitar. Whoa! Five seconds left on the clock. Five seconds. Everything was good. Everything was a brand. Everything I had was a brand.

Burberry. Burberry. Burberry's a brand? Burberry is a very fancy, very expensive brand. Okay. I wasn't sure if Burberry... Everything else to me. I'm just going through it now.

Looks good. Did I do it? Lee. I'm shaking. Lee. now. Looks good. Did I do it? Lee? I'm shaking. Lee? You just won $10,000! Oh, my gosh. I can't believe it.

Oh, my gosh. You did it, Lee. You won $10,000 with the letter B on Alphabucks. Congratulations! Oh, my goodness. Thank you. Thank you so much. Lee, I didn't even ask you.

What did you want to do with $10,000? What was motivating you today? After 10 years, I finally got proposed to and we're getting married. Oh. Love wins. Love wins. Congratulations, Lee. So you've got the ring and now we need to plan the wedding.

I hadn't even started because I didn't think it was going to happen. Oh, now you've got the money to do it. Wow. Oh, that's so exciting. And so calm and cool answering all those things in a soft tone. Soft tone? Yeah. Lee, what's your partner's name?

He's Bryce. Oh, B for Bryce. The synergy. That's an O, man. Lee, oh, my goodness. You're just walking out $10,000 for this glorious Thursday morning. Congratulations. Good on you.

Thank you so much. Oh, my God. You can go buy yourself some Burberry if you want. Oh, yes. You can afford that. That was a masterclass. The Big Banana. The Big Banana.

Oh, iconic. One of the greatest. Johan, you had six seconds on the clock. It looks like you had six seconds. That was a masterclass. Well done, Lee. Bass guitar going out to Bab clock. It looks like you had six seconds. You had time to kill. That was a master clock. Well done, Lee. Bass guitar going out to Babs. Going out to Babsie, gal.

The team bassist. Oh, Lee. Hey, we'll put you on with Babs again. We'll sort out that money for you, and congratulations. Thank you. Thank you so much. Oh, Lee. Lee and Bryce are getting hitched.

Let us know when your wedding is, Lee, as well. Okay, we'll do that. You don't have to invite us. We just want to celebrate in spirit. Jess can be a celebrant or something. Oh, yeah. Jess and Ducco. Lee just won 10,000 buckaroos.

Giddy up. In our big money game, Alpha Bucks. BMG, the big money game. The big money game. Her and Bryce get married. He's already proposed. Now they can plan the wedding of their dreams. So exciting. I appreciated the little plug in there can plan the wedding of their dreams. So exciting.

I appreciated the little plug in there, by the way, that I am a celebrant. I was offering you for free. We know she's just one-team. She can afford me. She can't afford you. I'll take up the whole deposit. Hey, it's Babs, and this is my book. Commence Operation Superstar Bratslay.

That's right. Here she is. Every Thursday, Babs gets control of the mic. Yep. It was at 8.40 last week, and we went after Jeremy Clarkson. That's right. Here she is. Every Thursday, Babs gets control of the mic. Yep. It was at 8.40 last week and we went after Jeremy Clarkson. That's right. After he went after her kin. So true.

Generation Z. Yep. So I'm intrigued to see which way we go today. She begged Shy Guy. She's like, please put me in the early morning. I want to do it before the sun comes up. Yep. It's safe here.

It's safe here. It feels safe, doesn't it? It feels safer at this time. Okay. What have you got for us today? Annoying neighbours. Ooh. We're coming for the neighbours.

Did you want to do this because you thought they won't be up at this time? Possibly. I like my neighbours, don't get me wrong. Oh, yeah. It's just this job seems to have set me, like, my age forward about 10 years. Oh, hello. You're always an old soul. Yes.

Yeah, and it's becoming more evident lately because of these neighbours. As in you need sleep early? Well, yes, but they're becoming more evident lately because of these neighbours. As in you need sleep early? Well, yes, but they're disrupting said sleep. And producer Babs is tired, so it's becoming an issue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here we go. What's going on? So I live across the street from this really nice family,

but all the boys, they're really active. Like, they're always outside. They play instruments, so they kind of have, like, a little family band situation. Are we talking, like, primary school, high school age? I think they're maybe primary school, borderline high school. I'm not really sure. You live in opposite the Partridge family. Yeah, there's a bit of it.

It's pretty cool, to be fair. Like, I wish I had that in my house. Are you just jealous because they haven't invited you to a company? You've got a bass guitar? Go over and just slap it with them. Well, the issue is... Hey, guys, can I jam with you? That would be so embarrassing.

I want to join the Joneses family band. Let me in. Anyway, they have been playing, doing said family band up until 10pm at night lately. On the street? Or you can hear them from there? No, I can hear them. What instruments?

Is there drums? Yes, drums, bass guitar and electric guitar. And, like, even if the primary school age kid is showing proficiency at drums, it's still a primary age kid bashing on some drums. Oh, yeah, drums never sound great. Well, that's the issue. There's not really a song happening here. It's just them playing over each other.

Yeah. And, like I said, I like my neighbours. I think it's great. You know, they're getting out there. They're playing instruments instead of playing Nintendo. Like, that's great. Yeah, yeah, but what time is late? I'm talking I'm laying in bed at 10pm and can still feel my wall shaking.

No. Would it be better if they were better at their instruments? Like, if they were playing genuine Green Day, would that be better for you? If they were playing as good as The Cheeks, would you be like, oh, this is nice? Well, no, because I just, it's so loud. And my house has no, like, the walls are so thin. And it's just, like, my whole bed is just going like

That is annoying. Are you in the realm of sending a note? Yeah, complaining. That was my next thing. As someone who has sent notes, do you have any advice for note sending? Do you have a housemate you can blame it on when you send a note? I blame it on my wife.

I could throw Lucy or Lottie under the bus. You could always, I mean, do you call the police on that? Because that's noise pollution. That's a big call. It just seems like a very dramatic I feel like I'm being borderline dramatic and no one goes to bed as early as probably we do. What you can do. Oh, 10 is late for suburbia. You can't do power tools

or lawnmowers at that time. I'd say post 7.30pm, 8pm, you can't be banging on the base. Well, you would think so. What you can do right, is you can, if you see them in passing next time hopefully the mum's there, you can be like, oh, I heard you guys playing last night around 10, 10.30 or, 8pm, you cannot be banging on the bass. Well, you would think so. What you can do, right, is you can, if you see them in passing next time, hopefully the mum's there, you can be like, oh, I heard you guys playing last night around 10, 10.30 or something and I was trying to get to bed. Like, oh, are you coming along?

Yeah. And just drop in a few, like, I was trying to get to sleep. Yeah, that's not bad. Like, in phrase and just say it a few times so you're politely pushing. Yeah, well, it's pretty bad and it's becoming like a thing quite, like a couple times a week, not the off you know off day how close are you to wearing headphones or putting earplugs i've done the whole i grab my pillow and smother my eardrum like oh you'd be like you'd be a huffy sleeper i am i'm like for god's sake i just want

to sleep i'm tired and i'm but like i said like it's so great but i'm just like guys please like i feel like i need to be like Scotty Cam out there. Tools down. That's not bad. Do we get Scotty Cam to give these people a call? Oh, yeah. Tools down. Foreman Keith. He's the scary one.

Do they know what you do for a job? I don't think so. We're not heaps close with them. It's more just like a passing, like, hey, how are you going sort of thing. I reckon that's first step. We engage one of them. Even engage one of the kids. It might just be a friendly, hey guys, I'm hearing you.

Sounds good, but some of us have, what time's your bedtime? Yeah, what is the kids doing up at 10? That's what I was thinking. When I was in school, I had to go to bed at like 8.30. Yeah. These are free range parents.

Hey man, school doesn't come before family band. Family band. That's true. They could be the next Jonas Brothers Babs. Have you thought about managing them? You could become the band manager and then be like, okay, no rehearsal after seven.

It's bad for creativity. Yes. You're like Summer from School of Rock. Yeah. That's me. So first, gentle conversation. Yep. Next step,

Ducko will help you write a note, sign it, one of your housemates' names. Yep. Next step, we call the cops. Or can we fight fire with fire? You then play. Play louder.

You play louder in your house. That's not bad. I'll come over. I've got a recorder. My daughter has a xylophone. I can bring that over. Yes. Chaka's got a rainmaker. Oh, we are going to be a band. Yeah. No, take that. We do at 4.30am.

If they're going late into the night, we do 4.30am, which is when we get up. Yeah, let's do that. We need to be conscientious of other people's schedules. So true. People. Yeah. We're living in a society.

Yeah. Can we just play three blind bias? It's all I know. Oh, absolutely. I'll teach you chopsticks, don't worry. Jess and Daco. She had a texter on the text line 04-888-1069. Text in any time.

We just did Babs' blog and she was talking about her neighbours being so loud. The kids playing in a band at like 10pm at night. With mum and dad right there, the family band. They're rocking out. Keeping the suburb awake. Someone texted in and said, Babs, why don't you record them and then play that back really loud in the morning. Just their recording of them.

Oh, that's nice. So you can record it maybe out the front of the street or even in your room if it's that loud. We'll get you a boom box and you can park it on their doorstep. Or get a JBL speaker, obviously. I love that. Bluetooth, hello. That's so good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about that, Babs? A little taste of their own medicine. That feels really aggressive and like it would upset other people as well, but maybe. Well, I mean, sometimes you've got to do what you've got to do, you know. It's true. You know what you need? Remember how you joined forces with your neighbour when there was some works going on that you

hadn't been made aware of? Yeah, the people across the road of and you confronted those people, I think Babs needs to get the rest of the street involved. Because if you're across the road, what are their direct next-door neighbours experiencing? Surely worse. You would think so, yeah, but I haven't heard anything from them. I think we need to get our survivor on.

We need to be forming alliances. 100%. Should we get Jonathan LaPaglia on to educate Babs on how best to form an alliance? Obviously. So we need Jonathan. Did you say who's that? The survivor host. The host.

You know the TV show Survivor? Yeah, I don't really watch Survivor. Gen Z doesn't watch 3D. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we also need to get Foreman Keith slash Dan slash Scotty Cam. Yeah, okay. On best way to teach Babs. We should know to all those people.

When it was their show, like, nah. Yeah, but now we need them to help sweep Babs. Yeah. I reckon there's something in that. Yeah. Absolutely. Sort it out. Hey, really quickly.

There's some huge news out of the toothflation world. Oh, goodness. Okay. Don't tell me it's reached the tooth fairy. Absolutely. So this is direct from the fairy, goodness. Okay. Don't tell me it's reached the tooth fairy. Absolutely. So this is direct from the fairy's mouth, obviously. Someone interviewed her and there was a report put together just to get people across what is happening and the far-reaching effect of inflation.

I know you love this story because you're a big RBA guy. Huge RBA guy. Yep. Huge RBA guy. Across the past couple of years, there has been a note from the Tooth Fairy HQ that we are paying less, less for teeth because she just can't fork it out. Surely not. So the average value of a single tooth loss declined by about 14% from about an average of $5.80, which feels very weird. I know when they do things like this, there's sort of a, you've got to take all the data and then average it out

because I don't know who's paying $5.80 precisely. It feels like that's a bit of money for a tooth. We've dropped down to a solid fiver. Ooh. Which still, to me, feels like a lot. The Tooth Fairy be very generous. Yeah, I mean, but when I was losing all my baby teeth and the Tooth Fairy was coming around to me,

it was like $2. Oh, well, there you go. So over time we've gone up, but in the past 12 months we've gone down because inflation has hit her back pocket. Suppose $2 now would get you nothing. At least $5 could get you a small coffee. That's true. Because that's what all kids who lose their teeth want.

When you're six, you really want a latte before school. It's tough, though. Like the Tooth Fairy, I'd imagine the RBA's put up the Tooth Fairy interest rates as well, so they're doing it tough. It's the knock-on effect. It is. It is the flow-on effect. Yeah.

Absolutely. Well, that's really interesting, yeah, that it's gone up over time, because now people are going in being like, I grew up in the 30s and 40s, and I got a sixpence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who asked you? Yeah, yeah. What does that mean? What does that mean?

Sit down, Grandpa. We're not talking about you anymore. You've got a full set of dentures now. Yeah, five would yeah. Who asked you? Yeah, yeah. What does that mean? What does that mean? Sit down, Grandpa. We're not talking about you anymore. You've got a full set of dentures now. Yeah, a fiver would barely get you anything. Absolutely. Yeah, and it's hard for the tooth fairy, because they're only little, the fairy, to carry that fiver into the room, chuck it under the pillow.

What I want to know, no one has asked the tooth fairy, is she doing pay pass? Are kids these days, because you know you can do it on your phone. Or is it bank transfer, Just a straight up transfer. Are children leaving their BSB and account numbers? Yeah, of course. Because, you know, they might have their Dolomites or their first ING savings account.

Are they just leaving BSB and account details under the pillow? They should be. With their little tooth and the tooth fairy's getting her internet banking up. Yep, pulling it out. And transferring. Because that would be much easier. That would be nicer. It's a tough world. It's tough for the tooth fairy. It's tough her internet banking up. Yep, pulling it out. And transferring. Because that would be much easier. That would be nicer. It's a tough world.

It's tough for the Tooth Fairy. It's tough. Take a moment. It's affecting everyone. It's affecting everyone. Cost of living is affecting everyone, kids, okay? It's hard. Cosy lives.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So just be grateful for what you do get. Always. One kid reported getting a 50 for losing his first kid. I went, oh, my God. We're all 50 bucks. 50 bucks for the first. Because apparently the first one is the big ticket item.

And then we sort of level out after that. I'll rip out my teeth to get a 50 from the Tooth Fairy. I don't know what that kid did to get a 50. That's a well-behaved kid. That's a very well-behaved kid. To be rewarded like that. 13, 10, 60. We're discussing inflation hitting the Tooth Fairy. The hard

hitting topics here. That's right. She's sat down and gone, I'm feeling the pinch as well. But what we're realising is that, yeah, she's come out and said, look, for the last 1,000 kids I paid out to, the average is now $5 a tooth, which we... We thought was pretty good. We thought is pretty good. If we look back to our youth...

$2 a dollar. Exactly. People from the 50s and 60s weighing in. 20 cents. We know inflation has hit in different ways. And the generations of Tooth Fairy, of course. But we just had Tanya message through saying, when my daughter lost her tooth, her first tooth,

she got a 50 from Mrs. Fairy. That's crazy. A $50 note. And then $10 for every tooth after that. Grubby little tooth. I know. I mean, she does love those new teeth. She does.

But we thought on 131060, what's your Tooth Fairy paying? Because we know each, like the Tooth Fairy can be different per child depending on how they behave. We're hearing she's a little discriminatory. I think my Tooth Fairy knew who I was. So I was getting nothing. Your Tooth Fairy had sat down with your mum and dad and just gone, let's sleep. He's lucky to get a dollar.

Here's Aaron on 131060. Good morning, Aaron. Hi, how are you going? Oh, we're fantastic. Aaron, what's the tooth fairy doing in your house? Well, we've got a few kids. I've got four kids of my own, and I've got a stepdaughter. And they're all under 10 years old. That's busy.

And at the beginning, you know, it was $10 here, $10 there. But it's just they're losing teeth like there's no tomorrow. A two-fairy can't keep up. A dollar each. A dollar each. See, that's the tricky one. The two-fairy goes here's a tenner. The two-fairy has come in one night and just told us it's a dollar each.

It's a dollar. Oh, I love that. She did a reset with the family. She had a chat to Aaron. Yeah, good. And she went, $10? Actually, you know what? It's a dollar.

You know what? You're older kids. Yeah. Just tell them to zip it. Yeah. Because now we've got to move forward with the times. With the times. Melissa on 131060, what's the Tooth Fairy paying in your household?

Good morning. I pay $5 per child. The Tooth Fairy pays $5. The Tooth Fairy pays $5 per child. Per tooth, I mean. And if they have rotten teeth, the Tooth Fairy doesn't come to them. And I think that's a pretty good incentive for them to clean their teeth. That is great, actually.

So the Tooth Fairy sat Melissa down and went, you tell these kids if they're not going to brush their teeth. Do you remember Milky Teeth? Yes. That toothpaste for children? Yes. Oh, that's fantastic. That's a good one.

If you're not using it, well, I'm sorry. The Tooth Fairy's not going to pay for yucky, grubby teeth. You've got to clean your teeth, and the Tooth Fairy will then give you good money. Absolutely. She has to make her palace out of teeth, so they've got to be decent teeth. Obviously.

Obviously. Adds to the palace. Lisa on 131060, what's a tooth fairy doing in your house? Our tooth fairy is suffering with the cost of living prices, and we get $3 for the first tooth and $2 for every tooth after that. So it's not too steep of a decline from tooth one to the rest, but it's pretty decent. It's pretty solid, yeah. That's solid. And the kids seem to be happy with Tooth 1 to the rest, but it's pretty decent. It's pretty solid, yeah.

That's solid. And the kids seem to be happy with Tooth Fairy, Lisa? It's gold money. Amen. You don't know what it means or what it does at that age. Lisa, we were trying to work out the logistics of this little Tooth Fairy having to carry around this giant sack of coins. Do you think she'll move towards PayPass or BSB,

an account number direct direct debits in the future? Well, I don't know, but what we have, like our son believes that the tooth fairy gets the gold from the leprechauns. Oh, yes, of course. Yes, of course. They're working together. Yes.

The tooth fairy gives the leprechauns magic. Oh, I see. The leprechauns give the tooth fairy gold. Oh. It's a hand in hand. It gold. Oh, it's a hand in hand. It's a hand in hand. Hey, man, teamwork makes a dream work. Yeah. I love that.

Yeah, that's nice. It's like us with Shy Guy and Babs. You know, we can't do what we do without the team around us. Obviously. Who's the tooth fairy? Who's the leprechaun? They're the leprechauns. Sarah on 131060, what's the tooth fairy doing in your house?

The tooth fairy left my son a fish for his first tooth, and then it's 50 cents per tooth after that she gives him. Sarah, a fish. That's a... A fish. Oh, you've got the fish fairy. That's down the road. What kind of fish are we talking?

And was it... A goldfish. A pet fish. I'm sorry. I just pictured a cod under the pillow. I was like, she'd been down to a fishmonger. She's a huge fish guy. She'd been down to the fishmonger. I was like, that'll stink.

And God, you know what this kid likes? Paramundi. No, she wrote him a note and said she would let him go and pick out his own fish. Oh, that's nice. That is awesome. Because you know what? This is what we're saying. The tooth fairy has identified every child is different.

Sarah's boy, not a money guy. Just wants a fish. Just wanted a fish. Just wants to raise a fish. Not cod under the pillow. And we'll wrap up here with Evie. It says Ev fish. Just wanted a fish. Just a razor fish, not caught under the pillow. And we'll wrap up here with Evie. It says Evie's nine years old here. Good morning, Evie.

Hi. Evie, now when you lost your first tooth, do you remember how much the tooth fairy left you? No, sorry. It was $5 for the first tooth. Yes. Thank you, Evie's mum. And then she's just lost a tooth last week.

Yes. And how much did you get? I got $2. $2. $2, Evie. Nice present for the first one. Then we just settle it back. But $2 is still good, isn't it, Evie?

That's very good, Evie. What are you going to spend that money on? I already spent it. Oh. What did she say? She's already spent it. She's already spent it. What did you get? I got already spent it. She's already spent it. What did you get?

I got a chocolate at Coe. Yeah, she did. That's how you get the rest of the teeth falling out. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. This is one of the great games. We get Babs as the adjudicator. Shy Guy, Jess and myself go head to head.

Babs gives us a word and we're going to sing a song with that word in it. That's right. Gusto. A bit of gusto. A little bit more than just the title. Just the title. Yeah, which can be tough. Some sort of melody. Which can be really tough sometimes.

It can. It's funny where your brain goes. It is. Yeah, it is. We've all got our different ways of doing it. I just try and sing a lot of different things at once to try and get it out. Just hopefully something catches fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I try and go to my Disney knowledge. Yes. Sometimes it pays, sometimes it doesn't. What's your technique, Shaga? I try and do it all in my head. Oh, yeah. And then I usually end up being late for the party. We've moved on to the third word and Shaga's still going, hmm.

Oh, yeah, sexy back. That would have been good. All right, Babs. Well, I've got some stats for you if you want it. Oh, stats. Here we go. So based on the last couple of games, the winner of this game should be Ducko because it's been going Jess, Ducko, Jess, Ducko.

Are you AI predicting the winner? Wow. Yeah. Well, that's just to throw you off. It should be Ducko who wins this round. Now you're making me nervous. Yeah, well, that's putting a throw you off. I see. It should be Ducco who wins this round. Now you're making me nervous. Yeah, well, that's putting a bit of pressure on the big man. You know, how it was running.

Someone else would have to win. Okay, all right. Can we go against the grain? I see what she's up to. She's really just trying to help me. She's really trying to get Shaga. Shaga's one late nun. It's funny.

All right, first word is days. The, no, these words might, day and night. It was funny. All right. First word is days. The... No. Days. These words are my... Day and night. Days. Day.

Plural days. The sunset over the beaches. No. We'll accept some days. Is that one word? No. Some days. I want the word days.

Days. Days. Days. Oh, no. I thought a Patterfinger song had it. These are the best days of my life. What's that song? I don't know.

It sounded like you were starting to sing Green Day. Yes, I was. Days. Something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. I hope you have the time of it. No. Goddamn. Leave it.

Are we all done? Are you going to have Better Days by Pete Murray? Oh, sing Better Days. These Days by Powderfinger. It Or These Days by Powderfinger. It is These Days by Powderfinger. How does that go? I was trying to sing that. Coming round again.

Slowly creeping in. You could have had These Days by Macklemore. Oh, it's the plural. The plural really got us there. Anyway, that was null and void. Next word is kiss. Kiss me. Down by the magic twilight.

Leave me. All right. We'll take that one for Jess. I'm just going to have that as a banger for Valentine's Day. It's a good song. All right. Next word is hey. Hey-ya.

Hey-ya. Is that a song? Yeah, Hey-ya. Hey-ya. Is that a song? Yeah, hey-ya. Okay, it was just very out of tune. Whoa. There was no parameter. It has to be in tune.

It has to be in tune. Just have to have gusto. Yeah, okay. All right, fair enough. Great song. Point to Jess, point to Ducco, none to Shy Guy. Thanks. Next word is alive. Love in every minute because you make me feel so alive.

Good, good, good. What is that, Sun? And you call me out of tune. Hey, at least I have the moves in the right tone. All right, we're at a tight moment. Next word is dancer. Hold me close, a tight dancer. Good me closer, tight dancer. Good.

Nice, Jess. Thank you. Okay, okay. All right. Okay. If either of you don't get this, you're out of the game. Okay. All right.

This could be a winner for you, Jess. Okay. You ready? Yes. Next word is just. Just a little crush. I shall know everything you do. Yes, it depends on you.

She's broke the statistics. She's broke the stat. Broke the stat. Shaga's still yet to get off the floor. I didn't do it. We got some singing from him at least today. He's ready to win next week now. Well, that just throws it all out.

I don't know. I've got to ask AI again. Jess and Daco. If you want to have better conversations with your friends, your family, even your colleagues, I'm going to say, I've stumbled upon an unbelievable question you can ask. I have enacted this over the past couple of days. And the things that have been revealed to me, Ducco,

pretty enlightening. All right. So my parents were here over the weekend. You know that. And while we were out at the beach right. So my parents were here over the weekend. You know that. And while we were out at the beach one afternoon, my mum went off with the baby. It was just dad and I shooting the breeze, you know, enjoying the sun. And I said to my dad, what's new? Pretty soft-spanning.

Tough question to answer, though. What's news? What's going on with you? He did not care for it. I don't know if he was in a mood. My dad and I are similar. We don't like the heat. So maybe he was getting a bit hot and bothered.

And he went, I hate that question. Nothing. Yeah. And I was like, oh, sorry. Like, my bad. I would already ask how are you? You've been here for 24 hours. I just sort of, my dad's such an inquisitive person, my direction.

And I find myself hanging up after 45 minutes on the phone sometimes and realize I didn't ask him. Right. I didn't ask him what's going on in his world. I want to be a bit more level. And I went, oh, sorry, what should I have asked instead? And he goes, well, there's some pretty heavy things going on at the moment, actually. He goes, you know what's keeping me up at night? Oh.

And he went into some pretty, pretty hectic things that are going on for him. And I won't, I won't share those. It's his personal business that he privately shared with me. But I went, well, that's one hell of a question, isn't it? What's keeping you up at night? Because that was the gateway, at least for Dad, to share something that he almost didn't want to frame as what's new because it feels light and frivolous.

Whereas what's keeping you up at night? Oh, opens a door to a whole other realm. Yeah. So now I've caught up with a couple of friends this week. I've bumped into some people, organized some lunches. And that's now the first thing I've been asking. No more what's new. What's keeping you up at night?

But then it automatically goes to like a serious thing. It sort of goes. Well, I asked my husband also and he went itchy neck. So sometimes it's like. He's taken that quite literally. My dog likes to jump on the bed when we're not there and really nestle up the pillows. And I think some of the hair sheds and it irritates Angus's neck.

So sometimes it stayed light. Like for me, mine would be right now currently hole 12, the par 5 at my local golf course. See, there you go. Just can't tackle it, you know. What's keeping you up at night? If you shared that with me, maybe a little burden local golf course. See, there you go. Just can't tackle it, you know. What's keeping you up at night? If you shared that with me, maybe a little burden off your chest. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because if I'd asked you what's new, you probably wouldn't share that. Oh, you wouldn't. You'd be like, oh, it's new. Oh, you know, it works good. Everything's going well. And that's the thing, isn't it? I remember listening to a podcast the other day from like a body language and relationship expert, and she hates what's new.

She hates how are you. She likes to ask, are you working on anything exciting these days? But then it feels more depressed when you go, no. Yeah, I understand. I went, that's fraught with, no, I'm a dentist. I'm just going into work every day and doing X, Y, Z. But what's keeping you up at night? I've got to tell you.

I asked my friend yesterday, has a child due sort of around your time, Ducko, and some of the things he was sharing about the weight of the world. Flat packing the cot. That's got me going. Yep, the logistics of it. And I just don't know if we would have gotten to that level of communication if I hadn't asked that. So I implore you, take it with you today.

Be ready for maybe a deeper chat. You can't start the combo with it, you know, because you're jumping in. You're jumping under the doona really quick. If you're bumping into them in aisle six at Woolworths and you haven't seen them, maybe keep it with how are you, what's new. But if it's someone you think, we haven't connected, what's keeping you up at night? Beryl?

Yeah. She might be sharing and wow. And then it makes you, I think, realise yourself going, oh, yeah, that is what's keeping me up. What is keeping me up at night? Beryl? Yeah. She might be sharing and wow. And then it makes you, I think, realise yourself going, oh yeah, that is what's keeping me up. What is keeping me up at night? What is keeping up? It's a little therapy with your inner circle. What's keeping you up at night?

What's keeping you up at night? No. Come on, you've got something. Well, I've got paintball on my shoes from the weekend and I can't be bothered to clean it off. But you're thinking about it constantly. You're quite meticulous. Are they sneakers or are they runners?

Sneakers, Nikes. They were good sneakers. I made a mistake. That's your first mistake, yeah. Why do we go, yeah? Yeah, it's a cheater. See, what keeping up at night is the poor decision of having worn his favourite sneakers.

Put them in a pillowcase in the washing machine. Okay. Oh, see, if we had enough. I think it needs a gurney to it. Oh, you've got a gurney. You've got a gur Okay. Oh, see, if we had enough. I think it needs a gurney to it. Oh. You've got a gurney. You've got a gurney. Yeah, okay.

Well, they, oh, jeez, now we sorted that out. But now I'm like, do I just buy new sneakers and they become the old ones? You could wash them. Try and wash them first before we fork out. Babs, I think we know, but Babs, what's keeping you up at night? My neighbours, obviously. Yeah, neighbours. The family band.

Yeah, we've got that one sorted. Jess and Ducco. Big headlines yesterday. Drake has cancelled the rest of his Australia and remaining shows in New Zealand. Yes, I saw. Cancelled. He's on his private jet. He's out of here. He's gone. Is he ill? What happened? Says he's left due to personal reasons. There's lots of

different speculation. Rumoured cancellations were low ticket sales. He's yet to start his second concert in Brisbane. I thought his shows in Melbourne and Sydney sold out pretty well. Yeah, I'm not sure. I just saw some people's videos from them online. It looked very busy to me. So he left on Wednesday morning. He returned to Canada. Apparently he went via Fiji, chilled in Fiji for a bit. He was seen out in Brisbane after his first show until 4am, then jumped on a plane at 6am, went to Fiji, was chilling in Fiji, and now he's gone back to Canada.

I understand you probably can't get from Brisbane to Canada direct, but stopping off in Fiji for a little holiday would suggest maybe he needed some R&R? Well. Like, is he a bit of head noise with all the Super Bowl stuff? All the Kendrick stuff. All the Kendrick stuff? Yeah, yeah, the Kendrick halftime show.

Granted, I don't think that's an excuse. You made a commitment. Your fans would be so disappointed. People fork out a lot of money for this sort of stuff. Rearrange their lives. He had another show in Brisbane, and then he had another show in Sydney, and then he had shows in Auckland. So he sort of left three or four shows.

Also, New Zealand doesn't even get a taste of him. New Zealand doesn't, and they're apparently going to refund everyone or change the dates if you can't go to those dates. They'll give you a refund. Did you see that video of him, Piffany's yellow slide? No, orange. Big orange slide at the drone. him, Piffany's yellow slide? No, orange. Big orange slide. Oh, yes, at the drone.

And then the harbour, like, I don't know, the water police went, hey, we found it. We found your phone. Not sure if it was the exact same. Was that a set up, that video? Was that real? It was a set up for Steak, who's a betting company that Drake's heavily involved with. Because the drone looks at the laptop, which has thesteak.com. Yeah, right, right.

Was that not, God, I'm a sucker? I thought he actually Piffed his shoe. Did you see how bad his throw was, which has the stake.com. Yeah, right, right. Was I not God, I'm a sucker? I thought he actually pissed his shoe at it. Did you see how bad his throw was, though? Drake can't throw to save himself. Hey, as someone who is not great at throwing, I ain't going to judge. If you look really closely at the video, you can see the drone pilot in the reflection of the grass at the count. If you look real close.

Nothing's real. Damn it. No, no Trump sucking on toes. No Drake throwing crocs or thongs. That's a good segue. Nothing's real. Yeah, nothing Trump sucking on toes. No Drake throwing crocks or thongs. That's a good segue. Nothing's real. Yeah, nothing's real on the internet. We're real.

We're real right here, right now. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabucks on hit. 30 seconds to answer. 10 questions all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice. And if you're untrue the question, just say pass.

We'll come back if there's time. We're playing for $10,000. If you missed it at 6.30, it was a beauty. We had Lee, and here's how it went down. A European city. Brussels. A clothing item. Scenic.

An instrument. Bass guitar. Whoa! Five seconds left on the clock. I'm shaking. Lee, you just won $10,000! Oh, my gosh. I can't believe it.

Oh, my gosh. You did it, Lee. You won $10,000 with the letter B on Alphabucks. Congratulations! Oh, my goodness. Thank did it, Lee. You won $10,000 with the letter B on Alphabucks. Congratulations. Oh, my goodness. Thank you. Thank you so much. Lee, I didn't even ask you.

What did you want to do with $10,000? What was motivating you today? After 10 years, I finally got proposed to. Am I getting married? Oh. Love wins. I should have drilled down on that more. Finally got proposed to after 10 years.

But now Lee and Bryce can plan the wedding of their dreams with a great little injection of $10,000. How good. She killed it. But what we'd like to do, which has never been done in J&D history, is go back to back on the same morning. Wild scenes. So we call up to the plate.

He called us, but we call him up. He called us and now we're going to call him up. It's Jacob. Hello, Jacob. How you going? Good, Jacob. Your reputation precedes you, Jacob. Are you about to give us our first $20,000 morning by winning today?

Hopefully. This is a lot of pressure, but hopefully. That was a slow response, Jacob. I was like, is he still there? You're going to need to be faster when the timer starts. Come on, Jacob. Come on. You're good under pressure, surely.

Oh, I don't know. I've just woken up, so we'll see. We'll see. Okay. Not liking our hopes. I love you that you got involved. Yep. I've just woken up.

First thing I'm going to do before I go to the bathroom, before I make a coffee, I'm going to try and win $10,000. I'm going to call Jess and Ducco. Let's do it. Jacob, what would you like to spend $10,000 on? Clear up a lot of debts and it'd be good to get rid of those. So probably your debts, yeah. All right. Well, how perfect.

Your letter's D. Oh, D for debt. D for debt. Okay. Come on, Jacob. Come on. Slip into gear. Come on, Jacob. Here we go Flip into gear. Come on, Jacob.

Here we go. All right. Are you ready? Yeah. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter D, we need you to name something you'd find in a shed. Pass. A dog breed.

Pass. A food. Pass. An animated film. Oh, God. Pass. A car brand. Dodge. A food. Pass. An animated film. Oh, God, pass. A car brand. Dodge. A clothing item.

Denim jeans. An instrument. Drums. A job. Digger. A shoe brand. Pass. A kid's toy.

Pass. Something you'd find in a shed. Pass. A kid's toy. Pass. Something you'd find in a shed. Pass. Ooh. Oh, that was horrible. He picked up four passes in a row, then we got ourselves four. And then we had more passes again. And then we came back to the first one we passed, and we passed again.

But look, let's do some learnings. You got four. Something you'd find in a shed could have been a drill bit, a drill, duct tape, a dog breed, Dalmatian, or a dash hound, food, donuts, an animated film, Despicable Me or Dumbo, a shoe brand, Dunlop, a kid's toy could have been a doll. You don't go away empty-handed, though, Jacob. You get $100 to spend at People Hair Care.

That is all your... It's not cleaning up your debt, but it's cleaning up your look. Yeah, no, that's good. Thanks, guys. Thank you, Jacob. Thanks for joining the show. Yeah, no, it's good. Thank, guys. Thank you, Jacob. Thanks for joining the show. Yeah, no, it's good. Thank you. A lot of pressure on you. It's easier when you're listening, but when you're on the phone and it's going.

Of course. You hear our voices, you hear the timer. That timer down the line. You know what, Jacob? As long as you had fun, I had fun. Did you have fun, Jess? I had so much fun. Yeah, Jacob, you had fun?

Yeah, yeah, it was good. Okay. It was great to get... Have you ever contributed to the show before, Jake? Not this show. I don't want to hear Have you ever contributed to the show before, Jake? Not this show. I don't want to hear about other... Are you cheating on us, Jake? Yeah, no, Jimmy and Nate I have, but not...

Oh, same network. Same wheelhouse. Yeah, okay. I see what you're saying. Well, I'm glad we got a little sample of Jake. You know, I kind of let Jimmy and Nate have all the fun with Jake. No, we can't. I want some Jacob.

We want you to stick around for our show, okay, Jacob? Yeah, I want a slice of Jacob pie. Yeah. No, I listen every morning. I love you, mate. I appreciate you. I love you, Jacob. Love you, Jacob. We want you to stick around for our show, okay, Jacob? Yeah, I want a slice of Jacob pie. Yeah. No, I listen every morning. I love you, mate. I appreciate you. I love you, Jacob. Love you, Jacob. Have a good day. Bye. Ah, we've got to work on him a bit more. We will. We'll lose him up.

I bet you he said, I love you to Jimmy May. Probably. Oh, we didn't give him 10 grand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wonder what they gave him. That's alright. Nothing exciting. 13, 10, 60. Worst place you met your partner. We'll take strange places you met your partner. Yeah, Iaco. 13, 10, 60. Worst place you met your partner. We'll take strange places you met your partner. Yeah, I want to hear, have you got the worst I met them here story? Yeah.

You know, it ain't romantic. You've stood the test of time, maybe. Obviously. But the origins, not great. It's like Sharon and Jeff over in the UK. Shazza. Shazza and Jeff. You're right.

They met. They both were working at Tesco at the time, right? Oh, they're employees. Check out chicks. Check out chicks. This was in 1986. They've been together for 39 years, right? Oh, stood the test of time.

There's a mum of two that got two kids, right? But Sharon was his manager at the local Tesco back in the time. Oh, okay. She's the manager. Yep. They met, how's this, in the toilet roll aisle. So in front of the toilet rolls in that aisle at the Tesco. So Jeff's new, maybe first or second shift, and he's on stacking.

Hey, go stack up the toilet paper. What's taking so long with this toilet paper? I've got to go tell this new guy off. Love it first sight, I imagine. Sees him and goes, jeez. Got a big hand of quilting. The way he holds that quilting, that gets me soft. Tender.

Yeah, tender. Maybe he was being quite particular. Yes. Being quite proper about it. Oh, the way he holds that quilting, that gets me soft. Tender. Yeah, tender. Maybe he was being quite particular. Yes. Being quite proper about it. Oh, the way he handled it. You know, she liked the way he was handling it. She liked the man could stack it well. Yes.

Wasn't rushing it. Whoa, no. Taking his time. Jeff's not a rusher. Nah. They then proceeded to go on a few dates. They went out to pizza and a movie. Oh, yep.

And then, all of a sudden, bang, 39 years later, they love each other. So much so that Sharon recently got a tattoo of a toilet roll with the date they met in the Tesco aisle. Oh, my God. My husband and I were literally talking about getting matching tattoos just yesterday. Remember toilet rolls? So we met properly. Yes. And we slid into the DMs, but face-to-face at a pub.

So do we get a schooner glass in it? Oh, yeah. I love that. Half full schooner glass. Yeah, something like that. Oh, do we? Oh, that's fun. Yeah, because I mean the toilet roll tattoo is quite funny. I mean this is massive on her calf. Wait, so how old is she now? Do you know?

If they've been together 39 years. She's 57. And she's getting a toilet roll tattoo. And it's coloured too. The yellow toilet roll. Someone's got a kitten on top of it. Maybe it's soft. Soft good pie. Oh, yeah. Good for the bum. And then the year that they met.

I mean, imagine that's your love story. We met in the toilet roll aisle. That's where we first locked eyes. You know what they say. If a man can stack a packet of toilet paper. Oh, yeah. He's a keeper. He's solid.

He's a keeper. He is an absolute keeper. He'd be great in a boot. I just love the matching tattoos that they've got, though. The toilet rolls. Yeah, hang on a minute. You said Sharon got one. Yeah, Jeff didn't get one.

Oh, that's rude. Yeah, Shazza got one. Maybe it was a Valentine's Day surprise. Jeff's like, oh, really? A toilet roll, Sharon? You know how you celebrate anniversaries? One year it's like China, the next year it's wood, the next year it's paper.

For 39, it's ink. And she went, well, I'm in for you, sweetheart. There you go, honey. This is going to age well. So we thought on 131060. Hello. Someone's got romance on the brain. Worst place you met your partner.

Yeah. Is it not traditional? Is it not traditional? Is it not romantic? You almost had to push through the circumstances to realize they might be the one. They could be the one. I will give this person a chance. Yeah.

That'd be nice. You clogged the hotel toilet, had to call housekeeping. The guy who's come up with the plunger. Love of my life. He's come up and gone, this is a massive one. You're the best. You're the best. Did you have butter chicken last night?

If I can guess what you had, you have to go on a date with me. Worst places you met your partner. That's right. We're celebrating a couple, Sharon and Jeff, in the UK. 39 years married. One year off a beautiful milestone with 40. Is 40 to do or is 39 to do with gold? Because she got the gold toilet roll tattoo.

That's what they got. Oh. Yeah. I thought after like five or ten years that it became every decade. Yeah, maybe. But maybe every year does have that it became every decade. Yeah, maybe. But maybe every year does have something denoted to it. Anyway, they met in the toilet paper roll in Tesco, and that's where they loved.

She was the manager. That's where their love blossomed, and now she's got a toilet roll tattoo on her calf, which is huge. Oh, is it huge? I'm assuming it's just a fine line on it. Oh, my God. It's trash. It's not good.

It's not good. You're going to regret that one the next day, I think. No wonder Jeff didn't get a matching. No worries, sweetheart. No comments from Jeff. Here's a bouquet of flowers. We're done. We're even.

But, yeah, begs the question on 131060, where do you and your partner meet weird places? We go to Gabby. Good morning, Gabby. Hi. Gab, do you and your partner have maybe not the cutest meeting story? No, we don't. So on Australia Day nine years ago, I was sitting out the front of a kebab shop having

lunch and he walked up and introduced himself to me. Your mouth full of kebab and you're going, oh, hi, give me a second. Yeah, pretty much. Look at the hooners on him. He's just come up and introduced himself. I know. That's amazing. I love the way you're eating that donut kebab.

Yeah. Hi. I want to take you out. Yeah, yeah. You and introduced himself. I know. That's amazing. I love the way you're eating that donut kebab. Hi. I want to take you out. Yeah, yeah. Free later? I'm full from the kebab. Yeah, so I never thought I'd see him again. And then we met at the pub and lost eyes.

And the rest is history. Did he come up to you at the pub being like, you're the chick who had the mouth full of donut kebab? You're a kebab girl. Yeah. Not quite that embarrassing, though. You need to get matching tattoos of kebabs now. Oh, that's an easy one.

That's what you need. Well, you have matching tattoos, but not kebabs. Not kebabs. Oh, what'd you get if not kebabs? He got a beer and I got a wine. Ah, I see. Beer and wine. Goes together.

Oh, well, I guess the pub. The pub. There you go. That works. They cut out the kebab part of their story. I would like to see a kebab. So would I. Skye, good morning.

Good morning. Skye, do you not have the cutest where you met story? I met my husband, now husband, at a party. He had then said to me, I will marry you one day. Told him to dream on. Yeah, coming up to 17 years together. Wow. Dream on.

He met you and did that classic thing of, I'm going to marry that girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, again, bold. It is bold. He'd obviously had a few drinks. Yes. Just a few.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gave him another chance sober, obviously. Be honest that night, Sky. Did you think, actually, I probably will, and I do like him. Or were you genuinely like, no? I had never met him in my life. Okay.

Wow. You must be a 10 out of 10, Sky. Yes, Sky I had never met him in my life. Okay. Wow. You must be a 10 out of 10s, girl. Yes, girl. You're doing all right. He manifested it. Yeah. Got it done. Courtney on 131060, worst place to meet your partner, Court?

I was actually working for Woolworths, and my husband was a trolley pusher, and we were out in front of Woolworths. What does trolley pusher mean, Courtney? Sorry, are they the guys that go in the car park and gather them all up? I always feel sorry for the trolley pushers. They have like 30 trolleys and it looks so... And people leave their trolleys everywhere. I've not seen one trolley pusher smiling. They do. It was very hard work.

Yes, yes. But yeah, met him out the front and my first words to him was, you can come near me, I won't bite you. She's luring him in like prey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have to be, hey. I was married to him being like 20 years and, yeah, so 18 years we've been married for now. Wow.

Do you ever go back to that Woolworths if it's around and go back to the trolley area and just rekindle? I wouldn't say go back to the trolley, but yeah. We do have a lot of memories over that way, that's for sure. and just rekindle? I wouldn't say go back to the trolley, but yeah. We do have a lot of memories over that way, that's for sure. Oh, that's nice. See, romance can blossom anywhere. Her dad should have pushed Courtney down in a shopping trolley down the aisle. Oh, my God.

That's a missed opportunity, Courtney. Oh, my God. Damn it. That's good. That would have been fun. And the bonbonieri are just the recyclable bags. Everyone gets one. Everyone gets a bag. We'll finish off here with RJ.

Good morning, RJ. Hi. What's the worst place you met your partner, RJ? We met on the slaughter floor of an abattoir. Okay. You're both employees chopping up what, cows? What were you? Yeah, yeah.

It was a beef abattoir. It was beef. Oh, beef. Sorry. My apologies. Yeah, beef is a cow, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, it was beef habituat. It was beef. Oh, beef, sorry. My apologies. Yeah, beef is a cow, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had the chicken dance going.

Yeah, I was trying to shed light. Oh, she was good. So talk us through it. Hey, cow. Wow, RJ, sorry. Were you new and he was training you or were you the manager like Sharon and Jeff in the UK? No, no, no, no. I was working in the awful room at the time and he was the knocker,

so he was the one that used to shoot the cows. Oh, jeez. And I met him during a breakdown when people were just wandering around and chatting, hey, cow! Was that bad timing? Do you remember? I just got it. Do you remember his pickup line, RJ? Or do you remember the first thing you said to one another?

I can only assume covered in... Oh, no, because I was married at the time. Oh, I did not admit it. He was just another employee. So you started off as mates, RJ? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was just a co-worker when we first met. And did you...

Sorry, we're getting personal here, RJ. I'm just so curious and invested. Did you leave your husband at the time to pursue this relationship? That had nothing to do with him. Nothing to do with him. Okay, all right. It was clean-ended. Can you imagine the smell in the abattoir?

Not fantastic. No. When we think about aphrodisiacs, Daco, I don't think about a big, dead cow. It's something you get used to, but... Yeah, absolutely. Ah, I see what you're saying. Absolutely. There you go.

Loving the abattoir floor. And, Arjo, have we ever considered matching tattoos to commemorate where we met? Like a cow getting its head cut off. No. No, I don't have any tattoos. The husband would have the cow, and Arjo would have the big cleaver. Ah, you get the cleaver, and then he has the cow.

That could work, Arjo. We were known as the couple not to mess with, because he shot them, and I was cutting them up. Hey, Cal! I wouldn't mess with you either. I wouldn't cross our day either. Jess and Ducco. What if, of course, our number one travel destination when we're looking for a family getaway?

They have just crowned the 2025 Aussie Town of the Year, Port Stephens. Congratulations. It was endless beaches, past wildlife and sand dunes. It beat out Cairns, Marindura, Denmark. It also beat out some other New South Wales, you know, all those places. I know Cairns.

You know Cairns. It was Denmark. And trust me when I say Cairns should never be winning top ten in this country. Came in number two. That surprises me. But a little bit down the list of the top 10, kudos to Kingscliff and Yamba as well. Kingscliff is good. I've been to Yamba.

Gorgeous. Went for a wedding, made a whole weekend out of it. Yeah, nice. Stunning, but nothing on Port Stephens. Port's beautiful. If you haven't been there, you should check it out. Absolutely. What if I said 78% of Australians plan to travel domestically this year?

So they're sort of giving people an idea, hey, instead of looking to go across the ditch or up to Southeast Asia, very popular with Aussies, how about you look in your own backyard? Because we've got some amazing places. Yeah. Which I think we know, but we never appreciate. Absolutely. Because we think, oh, we get a week off. It's just there.

Let's go far away. We'll make a big overseas, eventually get the passports out. You don't need to. You don't need to. You don't need to. We've got beautiful things within driving distance, or of course for the interstate people, short flights away. Just fantastic. Go check it out.

Well done to Port Stephens. Well done. Up next, well done to the chickens amongst us as well. Got some more entries, some more nominees who want to join our club. Oh, yeah, the chicken club. Our non-confrontational wimps. This isn't an abattoir chat like the cow club we had with RJ before. This is genuine chickens.

Wow, we've gone from slaughtering cows to now you can play the chicken dance if you want. Yay! We're doing chicken club. Jess and Ducko. I'm a wuss, I'm a chicken. Confrontation makes me sick. And I'm a pansy, I'm a whip.

Uncle conflict makes me limp. So if this applies to you, we ask you to send through a message to join our chicken club today. Yes, this is for our friends. Amongst the rice cookers who hate confrontation, they are wimps, they are the opposite of Karens. They will not ask to speak to the manager. In fact, they will go to extreme lengths to avoid

any sort of... Avoid eye contact, avoid confrontation, any conflict. Awkward chat. Absolutely. We are a proud community of chickens here. You can always text in 0488881069, slide into the DMs, whatever is your chickeny preferred method of contact,

I'm not going to ask you to call. You need to be brave to do that. A text is so unbrave, you know. So unbrave. You don't even have to put your name to it. Very kindly, Leah did though, Ducko. Yes. Leah said, got my nails done.

Hated it. Paid in full and just went across the road to another salon and got them painted over. Hey, look at look better there. A lot, I think, happened in the nail salon with beauticians, masseuses we've heard. I don't think I'd have the courage for my hairdresser who was like, do you like it, to say no if I didn't.

I don't think I would. 100%. Even I've had nail technicians put the colour on and say, do you like it? They give you an out. Well, some do. Yeah, an option. And I went, yeah.

Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that's great. I hate it. What about Kelsey? She said, paid $60 for three rolls of ribbon at Shy Guy's Favourite Spotlight because I didn't have the courage to put it back. Didn't realise it was going to be that expensive.

Sometimes things aren't labelled well enough or ticketed well enough. And then when you ask the price, you feel like a cheapskate going, I don't want to pay that. I don't want this anymore. Darcy, how's this? Every time I get stopped by charity collectors on the street or one knocks on my door, I end up just signing up to whatever monthly scheme they're talking about.

You know, now you can't just give 20 bucks. Oh, it's the worst. Everyone's like, we need your BSB in account. And you just donate now and then you keep donating regularly and you're like, no, no, no, I want to give $20 now and that is it. And that is it. I've done my good karma. I can move on.

So it's some 20-something year old who's just like trying to sell you the dream. Yes, or I'll be there hot and have an accent. I'm like, yeah, take my money. Do you care about the lifesavers? Don't. Shut up. Don't. Come on.

The way they phrase it. Oh, my God. Because I do. But Darcy goes, I've got 11 on the go. That's all the money would be going to the charities. You can't. You need a dog-like panel just barking. Scare them off before they get to the front door.

Hey, Sarah's message is in. Yesterday, the checkout kid dropped my bag of apples all over the floor. I didn't have the courage to ask for new ones, so I just paid for those. Now I've got all bruised,

dirty apples and my kids are refusing to eat them. Nothing's worse than a bruised apple. I know, particularly when, you know, if you do go through the checkout

and your cherry tomatoes, your blueberries, the punnet opens. Yeah. You end up picking them up. I go, I don't want these conveyor belt blueberries. Conveyor belts are so dirty too. So dirty.

Yeah. One more from me. Maddie, again, at a nail salon, Ducco. Yep. We know Maddie. She got you that duck that time. I think they forgot about me. Yeah, the duck girl.

Yeah. I think they forgot about me when getting a pedicure yesterday because I was sitting with my feet in the little bath thing for 45 minutes before I was seen. Called my kids school and told them I'd be late and could the kids please go into the after-school program rather than just ask the lady working on me, how much longer do you think it'll be?

I'm going to wrap this up. What are you doing back there? That's right. I'd rather get on the phone and just tell the school, please entertain my children. We got a fresh text in on the text line as well from Bree. She said, chicken nomination. My fiance, he gets me to tell the restaurant if his order isn't right.

We'll take the takeaway back if it's not what I asked for. Yes. There's always two types of people in a relationship. The one who will just accept it, not deal with it, and the one who goes and speaks to the waiter. Jess and Ducko. Eminem.

Houdini at tip breakfast. Jess and Ducko with you at 8.52. We should get Eminem and Gaga to collaborate. We've got Houdini, we've got Abracadabra. Oh, that'd be good. Everyone's working in the magic. Yeah, in the magic area. How good would that be?

Hey, speaking of magic areas. Yeah, what do you got? Okay, all right. Speaking of magic areas. Did you think bum there? What did you think magic area? I was thinking front K. Okay.

13, 10, 16. No, I'm not asking for that. I'm not asking for that. What I went to say, earlier we asked for your calls on 13, 10, 16. Worst place you met your partner. Yeah. After this British couple are celebrating 39 years married, she's gotten a tattoo of a toilet roll.

Yes. Because they met in the toilet paper aisle of their local supermarket. Yes. Christy got in touch, Ducko, on the Instagram. I've just seen it. She said, I'm trying to call. I don't know, Babs obviously didn't answer Christy's call. My husband and I met at a funeral.

Oh. Great one. A funeral. It's Babs obviously didn't answer Christy's call. My husband and I met at a funeral. Oh. Great one. A funeral. It's like wedding crashes or funeral crashes. Yes, yes. In amongst grief is an aphrodisiac. Oh, yeah. You know?

Maybe Christy's partner, just inconsolable Christy comes. As Chad Michaels always said, grief makes the chicks so. Is that niche? Play the sting on yourself. Okay, then. All right. Yes! Well done, Daco.

That's not niche at all. That's the perfect reference. Done it again. Thanks, guys. I need access to those buttons. I need access to those buttons. Just because I nail the stings. Just because I nail them all.

All the quotes. You're just in charge of the buttons. Anyway, meeting at a funeral. That is an interesting one. Because, you know, once you're getting married and you're telling the love story, celebrants telling your love story, so, you know, Greg had died.

There's Christy and Mr Christy. And they lock eyes across the casket. You're single, I'm single. Oh, grief, let's go. Black is a sexy colour. It also depends how close you are to the person that died. Like, if it's like a sibling or like a best friend. Or is it just, you know, a parent.

Yeah. That's an interesting one. That is an interesting one. That's a good question. Who was the dead person where romance was still able to flourish? Yeah. And I wonder if the dead person would like that. I'd love people to hook up at my funeral.

Yeah, why not? Let's get weird. Let's get a bit old at the funeral. Come on. Let's have some fun. You know, I got naked at my granddad's funeral. You know that. I know you did. You know, why not? I know you did. Maybe that was a Christy and Mr. Let's have some fun. You know I got naked at my grandad's funeral. You know that. I know you did.

I know you did. Maybe that was a Christy and Mr Christy situation. Yeah. One of them got nude at the wake. They thought I like that. I'm going to take that home. I'm going to take him home with me. Just sees him lowering the coffin into the ground. I like how he moves. Looks like he could support a heavy load.

What? Like me. Like you know, has strong arms. I didn't say it. Hey, great show, everyone. Top notch content. What we're up with tomorrow is, it is Friday tomorrow, we got, oh, Forgotten Friday Banger.

Yep. Have we got Alpha Bucks? I've got a good one that no one even knows, so that's really forgotten. Oh, good. That'll get votes. I need a good song tomorrow. Mine's last couple of days on average. Mine's great, but it's just so many notes.

We've got The Diary tomorrow. Yep. Back at the week that was. Been hell of a week. Hell yeah. Is there anything else we do on Friday? Oh, my God, my favourite thing we always do ever, No Dumped Foot Friday. Oh, God.

Fantastic. It's your last chance to get involved in the show to win our call of fame. Yes, it is. So join us from 6am. We'd love to get some dumb thoughts on the air. Always. Oh, Free Fuel Friday tomorrow?

Is that tomorrow? Mm-hmm. Oh, every call gets free fuel. And sorry, I was in my own head. Did you talk about we gave away $10,000 today? I forgot. And we'd like to do it again tomorrow. Oh, that'd be great.

In the depths of the morning at 6.30am, Lee took $10,000 off her hands in a masterclass of Alphabox. She had six seconds to spare. Incredible and no contention. We love those ones. It's, you know, like we have to call the boss. No. Shaga has to Google.

It was just clean. Clean as anything. That was great. I'm going to call her Mr. Sheen. Don't you freaking dare. I'm sorry, Jess. That's just far too niche Hey we're out of here

Have a good one See you tomorrow Yeah bye Bye The couple not to mess with Because he shot them And I was cutting them up Jess and Duggo

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