Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Maschalagnia

Episode Date: December 10, 2025

We ask when did you go against the advice? Shy Guy runs us through a new fetish of 2025 and Ducko gets a compliment after taking Flo to swimming lessons! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The new macho range is here at the cafe. Jess and Duggo! This is the Jess and Duggo podcast. Podcast, fuck yeah. Recall the poll. We live in the day yet. Podcasts, fuck yeah! Hello podcasters, fellow friends, foes and everything in between.

I must say, fantastic Wednesday. Always a good Wednesday. We love Wednesdays because we lick and because it's halfway through the week. I think it is. We know that licking is on the tank. And when you know licking is to come, how can you be in a bad news? I reckon it was your best licks you've ever made today. You started off crappy and then we've got to have.

Have you? A rough lick though, I think you do have to elevate. Perhaps it's not a vibeing this chart. She hasn't vibed anything this morning. Yes, I have. Name one thing you've been tired. My breakfast? No.

Okay. Yeah, see? Go out to get your coffees? Yeah, got another discursion. You've been really persisting with the cheer puddings. Yeah, no, I'm trying to be skinny, guys. You know? Do you reckon cheer pudding?

do it? Well, I haven't been eating bread at all. Hey, bread makes a huge difference to the way someone, doesn't it? Feeling as feeling as bloated. Yeah. Shea very good Omega 3, great for your brain. And hormone imbalances too. Yeah, there you go. Someone's on some googling.

Hello. Yeah, yeah. I paid 200 bucks to have a meeting with the nutritionist. I could have just spoken to Babs. Isn't literally the stuff she said? Isn't nutrition such a dark arts? Like there's so many things about it. We're like, what? And you know what? We did talk a lot. We were just vibing, but we got into the weeds about, well, everyone's a

fricking expert on Instagram and TikTok. And I did say to her, I caught myself writing a note to myself to go buy a particular supplement because one dude, one professor said the most important thing for women's health women's hormone is, and I can't remember

what it was, but I went to write it down. I said, what am I doing? Who the fuck is this bloke? And I was about to go buy the thing just because he said, I know nothing of his credentials, but he was so compelling. On this stupid 45-second TikTok, I went, I need to get expert help. You do.

Or talk to Babbs. Yeah, don't talk to me. She knows about the chia pudding. Yeah, I've already told myself, I'm going to get GYG because I'm tired, you know, so it's not a good, um. It's light and shade, isn't it? It's all light and shade. Hey, man, balance. It's like every time I order room service, bowl of chips and a salad.

Canceles each other out. Yeah, well, get a bowl of cheese. Apparently, I saw this thing, and once again, this is social media, so it could be complete BS. Yep. You're better off go to Macas, let's say, and getting two big Macs and eating that, that's healthier than the big mac and chips. Are you serious? That's what, yeah, yeah, yeah, apparently the fries.

But was this another? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So who knows? I didn't do any research, yeah. As in the fries are that bad. Fries, and it could have been, yeah, it was definitely a burger, but yeah, fries are that bad. Is that because, and I often, I've had this debate with Angus, we love a grilled burger every now and then, and I actually said to him the other day, why is a burger

considered junk food? Like, it's meat, there's lettuce and tomato. See, grilled that thing is the least. healthy of the burgers. Sorry, the most healthy of the burgers. Right. Because any, any, and Angus is trying to say, well, the fat component in the paddy, the way maybe it is. The sauce, the sauce is a huge one.

Interesting. Because I look at a burger and my very blinders on, I go, this is health food. And in the, I know in certain. It's meat and salad. And certain patty, in certain buns, sugary is all hell. Really? Lots of sugar and some buns. Oh, Jesus.

How little we know about what we put in our bodies. Grilled is one of those burgers that. If you left it for a day, would look bad. the next day because it's kind of real food. Those are those things. Even these are the arguments talking about the additives in our food these days. On the supermarket shelves, we just don't know. And they're not advertised, all these things.

In 20 years' time, when we do look back, it'll be like, oh, we know so much better now. How quickly did your dietitian tell you about FodMap and the diet? No, we didn't get to that. But, you know, I told her, I've already shared this with you, but I went straight in early being like, listen, these are the things I will not cut out of my diet. Carbs. Pasture. We talked about calcium obviously

And I was like, I don't eat milk or yoga But I think I compensate with it in cheese And then she watched me order avocado toast With fetter and a side of Hulumi Oh, you had this chat at a cafe? Yeah. Oh, that's high judgment with a dining out with a dietitian. Nothing.

She'd eaten breakfast. Yeah, of course she had. So then that was a whole thing because she goes I'll have a glass of water. It's the only thing on this menu that's friendly here. Have you not eaten this morning? I said, no, and I know you're going to tell me off for that because I don't eat before or pretty much after I exercise.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's learning all this crap. Why did you go to a dietit? Because the main reason I started going to the gym and trying to get into that is genuinely longevity. But now I go, I think I'm doing the right thing physically, but I don't think I'm supporting any of that with my nutrition. So what's the point of doing half a job? I just want to learn a bit more because I think I'm doing pretty good with the physical activity, but I don't think I'm supporting myself with nutrition. Soon you'll be on my boiled chicken and rice and vegetables for lunch.

Do you know what? I actually hope. I've got a very bad relationship with food. I'm a comfort eater. I'm lucky that my comfort isn't sugar. So I'm lucky in that regard. But my comfort is genuinely a giant. And my issue is portion size.

Giant bowls of stuff. And I've got a lot of gaps. So I just wanted to learn more. So I can actually be 65 and do what my in-laws are doing and getting up off and down the ground with grandchildren. Because I look at that and go, the way I'm going, I don't think I'll be able to do that. Good on you for taking a stand. And that terrifies me, man.

I'm 34, I'll never be, I can't go backwards, what can I do now? So, yeah, I just felt like, what's the point of training really hard at the gym, if then I'm just ruining everything by not. God. Yeah. If I could get some audio and play yourself back from four years ago. But I don't even think I talked about this. Do you know what I mean?

It wasn't on my radar. But I love this for you. And I think you've always had a great relationship with physical activity, which then lent into nutrition, whereas me, I had no relationship with physical activity. And food, not nutrition, was my whole. life. And now that you and physical activity are sleeping together, you kind of want to add a little threason to the mix.

That is actually exactly what it is. Because you go, when you open one door, you realize, oh, I'm leaving someone out of this party who probably should be invited. He should be here too. Even just to watch. Even just, because let's be real, she tried to, she started off by saying bacon and eggs. And I went, no.

She said banana. I said no. I said no. She goes, fish? I was like, no. She's like, okay. I'll get back. Back to you.

Just told us that she needs to be tricked. I need to be tricked, Babs, because right now you can tell me this is good. I'm not going to eat it. As I always says, you don't make friends with salad. You don't make friends with salad. You don't make friends. But it is funny, isn't it, that you go, now at 34, I'm taking it a bit seriously. Which is better than 54, 64.

Your body starts to slow down and break down. I mean, I just had a bunch of tests the other day to get all my bloods done on everything and find everything out. She talked about blood tests. I said, my friend just did this. Yeah, yeah. and found out, you know, deficient in one area and that could be linked to something else. Got that three tests, yes, all fine.

Oh, interesting. Actually got my cholesterol checked. Interesting. My dad has heart issues. My granddad died of a heart attack, his dad, so it's all in a family. Was that linked to cholesterol? Or is that a vague connection? I don't know.

Might just be, I don't know. But she looked at my cholesterol and said, your cholesterol is actually the lowest it can be without any, like naturally the lowest it can be. Well, there you go. Yeah. Yeah. Cholesterol is diet related? Yeah, it can be.

Or can be a natural. Salty food? We can diet, stress, all that sort of gear. She talked a lot about stress. Yeah, yeah. And a lot about how the data we all subscribe to, all these old surveys and studies were done mainly on men. So we're learning a lot more about women's health and how it is different and hormonal

and how we process things. Cortisol being a big one. Yep. You don't know what you don't know. When you look under the hood, you're going to find problems, you know? And because your algorithm just makes you live in an echo chamber. If you've never dabbled in it, you don't actually get served that. Yeah.

So, anyway, that. I'm getting another colonoscopy next week just because I just, you can't be too short. Are you doing the buy nine, get your 10th free? Yeah, and I'm voluntarily awake this one. Do you know, Angus? Don't roll your eyes, babs. You're coming. Angus has been doing really, really rotten farts.

And he goes, I googled colonic irrigations the other day. I said, that's not a colonoscue because that's medical. Colonic is like health and wellness. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I said, try the charcoal pills. they sell at the chemist first, then look into colonics. It's funny.

I've actually had people message me being like, I just want to say thank you so much for normalizing colonoscopies. What a lasting taste you're leaving in everyone's mouth. That's my people, man. With your one foot out the door, colonoscopies is what you'll be remembered for. I'm proud of it. First, it was male fertility.

But I think that might have been overshadowed by colonoscopy. Stop what you're doing and listen You know I got the shit that you like There's only one show to wake up with you I'm not that easy to take Jess, ducco, you didn't clean up now I'm quick I gotta explain to Ducko That's what a ho is

Everything's been a lot I better leave us in money Monkey Berry B A-I-N-G Is it barring B-A-R This one's called maggot

This is Jess and Taco Right on 6 o'clock Welcome, team. Welcome to a glorious looking Wednesday. What an absolute privilege. Privilege and honour. It is to wake up on this Wednesday the 10th of December with you. Yeah, I know. With only eight days to go.

Check it out. Aip off. You got a question. You ask the Eiff off. Eight. Oh, what's that off? Is it not family guy? No.

Very good because that actor's voice. But the actor, Patrick, Warburton also played David Puddy. Yes. Seinfeld. Oh. And I would like it noted. I don't know if he's in Seinfeld.

I've had a, yeah, he's Elaine's like on again, off again, boyfriend. Right. He's my favourite supplementary character. There you go. I want it noted. I've had a lot of restraint not doing Seinfeld quotes. Oh, it's been good. Every day.

We don't know that. You're not a huge Seinfeld fan. Are you a fan? Are you a fan at all? I just never really got into it. I know in the divide of Friends v. I really like the topic Seinfeld cover. I think it's really funny.

and stuff. The show about nothing. But, like, you know, going back and watching it now when you've never really in on it. It's hard. It's so cancelable now. Well, yeah. Which I don't prescribe, I think you can, it was made then. We can look at it with analysis.

Yeah. But, yeah, a lot of people, very angry this time. But also friends. I see friends get a lot of talk about it. Any show like that. Any show made in the 90s. Everything's different. But I listened to a podcast this morning about Oprah's visit and about how cancelable some of the

stuff she did in the freaking 80s. Yeah, yeah. No one, you better leave her wheelbarrow her equivalent of fat that she'd lost. There was an episode where she wheeled a wheelbarrow full of lard. And that was her lard she'd lost. That was the lard. How much weight did she lose? Oh, I don't even remember the stat, but it was because of the diet culture back then,

everyone wanted to be stick thin, Kate Moss stuff. And yeah, she wheelbarrowed this thing of lark. Get in my belly! So if we look at that with a 2025 lens. Yes. Not good. Not good. But back then.

Also, isn't it, like, that's her body. It's her body, her choice. Oh, yeah, when people get angry about things that happened, even five, six years ago, it's like, it was different. It was different. It was different, man. Pre-COVID, it was different. It was. It was.

And AC. Even when you and me started on the show here six years ago together, very different. Very different. Shag I was coming every day doing accents. I'm like, mate, cut that out, you know? I mean, you know, our boss likes to push the envelope, but even he is pulling you in for a meeting. Yeah.

You know, you've gone too far, shy guy. That's what we should do. We should look back over the years for next week and see, like... Don't worry about it. Oh, okay, okay. So I thought you wanted me to do things because yesterday you're like, I want you to request things and I want you... Oh, that's fair.

I did ask you for a buckles, but don't request things I'm already working on. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, sweet, okay. Because then it'll look like you picked it instead of me having the thought. I felt bad because I was like, I said to my wife last night, I was like, geez, I'm not doing the thing I just said, so maybe I feel bad that I'm not reminiscing on the days or... Don't worry, I'm reminiscing. I'm just rolling.

I'm just rolling with the punches as they come. The team's under heavy fatigue. No, I just want to make sure You feel like your time here You ticked all the boxes. Ah, yeah! You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't worry about the things we've done. I want you to go, oh, I'd love to visit Bangladesh one more time. Yeah, okay. You know, I'd love one story about what got people the horniest in 2025. I'd imagine Shiger would be bringing me that at some stage. I think he's bringing it to you at 610. You know, things like that. Yeah, great.

Just want to make sure, you know, when you go out for dinner? Yep. And you go, do we get the roast potatoes or do we get the mac and cheese? Always get the roast potatoes. I would argue get both. So that way, when you leave, you don't feel like you missed anything. Yeah, I'll be on the tour for a while, but I'll roll out of there. You'll roll out of it.

That's how I want you leaving here. Yeah. Rolling out of there. Top button undone, feeling sick. You know how I left yesterday, everyone in sales and stuff. With dry pants. Yeah, everyone was going, how are you, pissy pants? Well, like, geez, what happened?

Talk to me. Oh, people. And everyone's like speculating who could it be, that weed on the toilet where I put my pants down. That's right. That drenched your white linen shorts. And the most common conversation I had yesterday was about how people go to the toilet number two and where they put their pants. Okay. Is it on the floor or is it you hold it up near your knees like Babs does?

Because Babs felt like the minority in this room but then got 100% support on the text line. But then she does not drop her pants all the way to the floor. Majority of the guys I spoke to, floor. Or like just like put it down to the floor. Because that's because you guys aren't wearing like full tight. You know, high-wasted nonsense, which I feel like is easier to leave at your knees, which is what traditionally the ladies might be wearing. But yeah, a lot of ladies.

But even I need the range of movements. That's what I said. It's bizarre. My wife's like, oh, you can still have range of movement when it's just sitting there up the top. No, you can't. I need my knees free. Are you not really letting that thing out? Let's go back to the source.

Babs, what say you did you get a lot of support yesterday for your reveal? Oh, yeah, that's right. The 24-year-old couldn't hack five hours of stuff. sleep. Couldn't back up after seeing Somba, the most crazy show on the planet. Unless I get me eight hours, I won't be able to come into work, so I'm going to need to come in late. God forbid.

And I'm going to Kendrick tonight in Sydney. And what time do you plan on coming tomorrow? I'll be here at 5.30. I know you will. With the team, with the squad. Tomorrow will be seven. We wouldn't want to miss that. And Babs is eating into our time right now.

I'm grateful for you too. Actually, now that she's not here, I love you too. I love you too. Shaga? Love you too. Oh, wow. From the big guy. Ho, ho, ho.

What could you possibly be doing? on your laptop this morning so early. Babs's job. Oh fair. That's absolutely fair. He's really. And we do need the sheep next. We do need that.

We'll get angry at you if we don't have it next. It's a real double-edged sword for you. The badge is in here to yell at. So yeah, you've got to cop all that this morning, should I go? It's all right. We're working on it. Absolutely we are. God you look good today.

And I'll tell you what, your undies that I wore yesterday for the majority of a day. Did you like the quick dry one? Feel like a glove? Yeah. Oh, they dry. Yeah, yeah. So that way when you pee your pants next time, hopefully you're wearing his, they'll dry. I actually wore his to the gym and got a PB in my back squat.

There you go. I'll take the credit. I went nice and deep in that. Extra room. Yeah. This could be a whole new era for you. Those tidy witties are not serving you. No.

Strangulating, strangling your balls. I did notice that were my size too. And I was like, okay. There was a lot of room around the front that I couldn't feel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Apart from that, though, they were fantastic. Oh, my God. Well, congrats on the PB.

Thanks so much. Do you have a bell? No, there's no bell. No bell. No bell. Is that just that one gym we went to one time? Oh, okay. I thought that was a thing.

Nah, okay. Hey, big show team. Alphabucks for 10K, the call of fame. Tickets, family pass, Dream World, accommodation, 500 bucks, cash. You gotta get involved in the show, though.

Always. Should I got licks today, too? That's a great way to get involved in the show. Win yourself a T-Felt-Dolchy ice cream maker. Ice cream. I don't like the ice cream he's looking today. Oh, I love it. I love this cream.

Yeah, this is one of my favorite creams. Well, there you go. Well, there's an extra. Supplementary clue for your early cookers. This was the initial time I learnt the phrase cream on with my brothers. You might have just given it away then. Could be a quick game at 7.30. Up next though.

Geez, who's unpacking this one? I think the shot guy's doing this one. So the sheet he's making is for himself. Oh, good. Well, you've been doing all the Spotify, Rapped, Grindratt, Google Rapp. This feels like piano's wrapped. You did Grindramp yesterday. I tried for the Pornhub wrapped, but they haven't released it yet.

I feel like this is almost an iteration of that, would it be say? And then it went on the website yesterday. Then I got blocked on the internet again. I'm doing your work computer Doing your own computer Yeah, but doing your own computer Who's going to see it? I don't know, IT

He's going for the record of most times banned on the work laptop Yeah, I'm waiting for the point where they just come as a hand in your laptop Yeah, give it back You don't know too much Shagos had some armpit stuff going on next Yes and Ducco

Just quickly before you get into it Shagai Ducco I've just had such a dopamine hit Yeah trainer, the one who's online thing. Oh, you're following? Following. Yeah, yeah.

Just gave me a high five on my workout this morning. I just got the notification. What do you mean? Gave you a high five. Like, a virtual hi-fi. I just got a little ping. Steph gave you a virtual hyphi. No.

Poking on face. What is it? Yeah, it's like a poke. I don't know. It just said, I don't know. It just said, Steph gave you a high-fi and you workout. Was it on an app? Yeah, on an app.

I didn't know. What's the workout app? Everfit. Oh. I don't know. High-five back? Did you, because you... Oh, I don't know how to high-fif back.

Because you complete your reps that you do in the way to you, and she sees it and goes... Yeah, it must have. I just... I haven't gotten a high-five yet. I mean, you do love a good high-five, but a virtual high-five seems... You know, I love a high-five. Nothing seems lameer than a virtual high-five, shy-goy. But you're just leaving her hanging, because you haven't high-fived back.

How do you do it back? But I don't know. Send her a message or something. You've got to do something, because otherwise she's going to be like, wow, I just complimented her and that. Okay, high-five back. Yeah. But I've just written it now it looks weird. Don't have been hit.

And you are still in your Lady Gaga's shirt. Three days, baby. I'm never taking it off. I think it's long because you went to this. You wore it at the show? Well, I wore it after the show. Oh, so you went on the Sunday, Monday, Tuesday. Yeah.

I wore it in the taxi home. Yeah. And then I wore it on the Sunday. And then I wore it on the plane. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. So Saturday night, Sunday Monday, we're going on about four and a half days. And no washy wash.

Well, what a great segue this will be, Ducco. Yeah. It's a child guy smelling it. It's not that bad. Yeah. He really got up there. What area of my body did he smell? Your armpit.

Because... Pitt's porn was one of the most requested fetishes this year. There you go. You're welcome. Let's talk about it. There you go. So this is a study from the ethical porn site. Eretis?

Yep. Just say it with conviction. Yeah, we'll go with you. We'd be like, oh yeah, Eretus. Not erectus. Yeah, I was going to say it could be erectus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no way.

There's definitely an E, because you said E, R-E-C-T-T. Do you mean C? There's no second E. There's no C. What? How's your brain work? I don't know what it is. What is it?

The erstes. I'm not supposed to know that. The Cistis. I'm working. I'm not an English teacher. I read a book. No. Seeing words and speaking them out loud.

So armpit licking and sweaty armpits was one of the most requested fetishes online and in like IRL on surveys that people have done. Isn't you K in real life? In real life, yeah. I wanted you to give us with an IRL. Because Babs isn't here. It's thinking, I need to be the youngest in the team. R-N.I-R-N.I-R-L. I still am the youngest.

I didn't need to try it a bit. S-M-H-Dug-O. So why would this have made a study, guys? Well, there's various reasons, okay? Have you written your own script? Pretty much. I'm shy guy, and I'm going to tell you about armpits. I'm going to tell you about Arrestes, Erectusis.

Yep. What's the technical term for armpit-licking? I think it's maschanglinger. Definitely not. No, that sounded right. Hold we go one more time. Meshanglinia. I can't say it, guys.

Mate, it gives me so much joy. What did you say it? Not easy read articles, is it, mate? No, it's so hard. I like that he highlighted it. I reckon that it'd be like the C-H would be a curse sound. So, mascalangina. Mascalania.

Is armpit licking. Okay, there you go. Save that for your next. Trivia night, that might come up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there'll be the one table who gets it. Stop saying change. I'm adding words.

Anyway, it comes to being humiliated and tickling. Like, that's what... Do you believe anything you're saying right now? I'm trying to... I don't know about the fetish... And you look at just, you know, humiliated? I'm not into this. I don't know how this...

Well, mate, come on, people are. You have done, Spotify wrapped, Google wrapped, Grindrub, And you sent in our emails yesterday saying some of the fetishes have been wrapped and the top ranking is pit porn. Okay, so among the other top rated ones for the year was pegging. Oh.

That was a aggressive. Foot content, which I think has been around for a while. Yeah. And I don't know if I can say that one. You can say pegging. Yeah, I know. What was that one? Well, the other one was water sports.

Oh, you're going to, I mean, that's... There's peep. Is that what that is? Not doing it in the water, I assume? Ah, no, I'd say, yeah, that's cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shows. Dago, you're well-versed in that.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Just from yesterday. Yeah, I love you both look to me, showing us, Wurtson, you both look to me for clarification. You're the PPE. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I sat in someone's urine yesterday.

Well, Babs isn't here to look at, so I have to look at you, okay? I know she'd be hiding behind her computer right now. She better be bringing us coffees, I tell you. Oh, God, damn. I think she's on the way. Good. It's a very nerve,

area. So even the lightest touch and a... What are we talking about now? The pit. Or a playful tickle can really make your partner feel intense. Oh, Jess, it's tickling. While he's reading about pit fetishes. Have you got that? I can see you doing a pit thing, Jess, in the boo-lo? I mean, you like toes. To be honest, I'm not really tried.

You want to give it a go. I am so close-minded with trying new foods. But in this realm, I can't believe I haven't. Yeah, give it a go. Let me know how that goes. Have you tried toes yet? No, to be fair, I have not. on your bucket list.

You both just got a busy afternoon. Well, that's research for the show. All right, how about this? As for the smell, because obviously pits, it's a smelly area, can be. Yes, but I've read, particularly with, like, in love partners, the pheromones can get you going. 59%. There you go. People say that they like the bio of their partner.

Yes. There you go. That's how you know if you're not really in love. Yeah, yeah. Like, if you were together with Morgan for 10 years and go, yeah, but her pits stink, I think we'd have to re-examine. your relationship. How does Angus go with your... Never complained.

He's just got that... Out loud. He's just got that gas mask on. He just keeps buying me body wash and I'm like, I don't want it. He flares up me X month. Jass and Daco. Somber, 12 to 12.

Hit breakfast. Jess and Daco with you. The reason Barbara is, or Boyle, is not here today because she was at Somba last night, raving out to that. Because our sweet 24-year-old grandma at heart. I'm going to get home at Wadden.

I can't do it. I can't possibly wake up for the radio show that pays my bills. Oh, they're exhausted. How do you reckon she paid for the ticket to Somba from this job? I don't think she paid, mate. I think she got them for free from this job. How do you reckon she got them for free? This job.

Isn't that just cannibalistic? The hand that feeds you. This job is what got her the free tickets. And yet because of those free tickets, she now is not coming to the job. I get it. You know, you don't need to tell me twice. Shy guy. Do you have to tell you twice?

Yeah. Shagha, look at him. None of this nonsense next year, I tell you what. He's upset just because he had to read words before. That's Changulina. Not only did he have to read the words, he had to read them off a sheet. He had to print. Oh, God, he hates printing.

Full day. Speaking of sheets, he's printed. I've got one in front of me, Ducko. Yeah. Can you take me to South Carolina? Thank you. We're here. You don't want to stick around in that program?

Where are we? No. Where are we? Oh, where are we? South Carolina, to be precise, but Shaggy doesn't mention if he's north or south. In fact, I think he's talking about a lady named Carolina. Ah, is he? Let's not get bogged down.

It's that Shaggy? I couldn't tell you that was Shaggy as well. Oh, you know. I am well versed with Shaggy's back had a lot. You know it wasn't me. But he's got some other bangers. Yeah. Angel.

That one. The South Carolina Department of Corrections have gone viral this week, Ducko. That is the people who run the prison. Yep. It's a busy prison over there. The Lee Correctional Institution, they intercepted a drone, Ducko. Now, apparently, this is becoming a bit of a thing. I don't know if it's a thing here, but a thing over in the States is a couple of stories of different prisons sharing their under drone attack.

People on the outside trying to drop stuff to people on the inside. And you might be thinking, what are people on the inside want? Maybe weapons, maybe drugs, maybe cash. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nah, they want steak and crab legs. I mean, to be fair, if you're in prison, that would be nice. And particularly now, we're coming into the festive season. I kind of get it.

Can you imagine being in prison? Like, for me, my mum does her best work at Christmas. Yeah, yeah. She does good work all year, but her best work on Christmas. She builds to it. If I was incarcerated on Christmas Day, I think I'd be looking for ways for you on the outside to get a drone of my mum's lasagna.

To bring it in. Yeah, it's the best lasagna she does on Christmas Day. Absolutely, because for once in her life, she makes the pastor. every other time a lotina fresh You're lazy woman Make the freaking Drop on the ball

Come on When you know how to do it You should do it all the time So apparently they intercepted the drone They haven't been able to link it To anyone on the outside Because that's also a crime Right

That person could also end up in the prison Of course But they got the steak The crab legs What else did they get? Seasonings This is funny A popular brand of seasoning blend

Can you mix herbs obviously Obviously But then a bunch of contraband items like cigarettes and marijuana. In other prisons across the US, people have been involved in drone drops, and that was things like oxycodone, which I'm guessing either the prisoners use or maybe sell in the prison if the Hollywood movies are to be believed. Mobile phones and charges.

I thought you'd like this one. Burgers from popular fast food chains. So people have swung through the Macca's drive-through. All right, we're going to go visit, you know, Michael in prison. Yeah, yeah. Can't bring food into him. So you fly the drone in, drop the big. back into the yard, he'll be ready to catch him.

He'll love that. He'll love it. How are no guards seeing the drones roll in? Well, this is the thing, how far away, I've never actually operated a drone. How far away? And I've never been in a prison. Yes. My knowledge is.

Can you be a couple of kilometres? So I could be miles away and just fly that bad boy to you, but they're spotting them from the tower. They're pretty loud. They are, I would have thought they'd be pretty obvious, right? To carry food. Well, yes. And also, I guess you'd see, you know, the vision of the Amazon drones or the parcel delivery

drones. It's got like a full net. It does. Carrying this thing in. A couple of the ceremonies I've done recently, the videographer puts a drone up to obviously get the overlay footage. Mate, that thing, they are not quiet. You're absolutely right.

And you need to put the cones up to start it. Hopefully safety first, obviously. They extend the arms. And then particularly, I hope the pilot had a drone license. A lot of people, sorry, a lot of areas, you can't fly drones. Yeah. In public spaces, like it's a bit of a privacy thing. Totally.

Can't just fly a drone in front of someone's apartment building. No, no, no. So these guys are risking of a lot just to get their steak and crab legs into the prison. Who are the people on the outside doing this for them? That's a good bloody family member. It's got to be a good family member. I mean, if you were in prison, I can see Kate learning how to fly it. Yeah, yeah.

Learn how to fly the drone. She'd crash it a few times. She'd make your curry sausages, your absolute favourite. Oh, yeah. Put it in a Tupperware. Fly it in. And say love mum. And I'm like, Mum, now you're going to be caught.

She'd write your full poem. Get herself in trouble. Jess and Ducko With only eight shows Till the series finale We're desperate Who dies And remember someone is dying

In the show Clue, it's Docco It's me or Babs And She has not responded to our requests For the coffee run I don't think she's coming today Guys

I think we're just And I want a cold brew Which means she's gonna have to wait For a cafe to open When you said I'm asked for a cold brew I was like that's gonna be hard It's not Maccas But like nothing

It's 645 They aren't doing coal brew yet. Hey man, they've got a marcher range. I reckon it's a hop-skip and a jump to let do a coal brew range. I don't quite understand the difference from coal brew to ice long black, if I'm being completely fair. The taste. Is it? It's the taste.

And it's the preparation. Yeah. Want to get into this? I mean... You brought us here. Ice long black would be made in front of you. Yeah. Like they'll make a long black, put it on ice.

Yeah. Coal brew was made yesterday. Oh. If not a week ago. On nitrogen. Well, it's on like a drip system. Oh, yeah. So it's filtered.

differently. I think it's smoother for that reason. An ice long black, I find. You don't like it? And not good. But you like a long black. I love a long black. Isn't it funny? Something about putting ice on the long black changes it's chemical makeup to me. I'm going to need to try a cold brew again. I think I'm going to get both in front of you.

You tell me which one you prefer. I met up with a new friend yesterday. I ordered a cold brew. She ordered an ice long black. I went, well, now this is just confusing. This is weird. And when the waiter brought it over, I mean, put what he said was the ice long black dad, what he said was the cold brew.

He couldn't tell a difference. Well, they're bloody identical, aren't they? I don't know if he. Did you taste and go, I don't know if this is mine or not? Mine was good. So I assume it was the cold brew, but is it all in my head. It's like when someone comes here with a couple of beers and you go, mate, you didn't get me the Hahn.

Did you? I don't like, no, this definitely isn't that. When we did the Coca-Cola challenge, remember that went viral for a bit, you put Coke, Coke, Coke's, Coke, no sugar, diet Coke, Pepsi, Pepsi, Max, behind a petition. Yeah. Matt, I only drink Coke. So I taste it when I thought.

thought was coke, went, that's my freaking Pepsi. See, this could be you a cul-Berry. I said, I actually think Pepsi is what my preferred dreams. Let's give you an ice long black and you might go, huh. Remember last time, shy guy got the cheap salami and the expensive salami, and I preferred the cheap one, the packet one? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't even know. Yeah. Let's get all in my head. I know

it's all psychology. It is, isn't it? It's terrifying. Do you have anything like that where you're like, no, I'm staunch. Is it a beer thing? I mean, I can, I'm out of and I can always taste 4x. You guys know that. Yes. And you've, and you've, actually proven with salt and vinegar chips. I'm a chip. I can always taste chips.

You're a chip connoisseur. Yeah, yeah, I've always taste chips. I gave you six different brands of salt and vinegar. And I got them all. You identified the brand. Real McCoy was in there. I don't know how you did that one. Every single one I got.

Yeah, yeah. I know my salty vs, god damn it. You know your salty v. Yeah, I know the chips is pretty good. Whereas I think it's all in my head. Yeah. It's all an act. What was that fish thing you actually liked until you found out it was fish?

Caramasalata. Yeah, yeah. You're like, it's so good. So I was like, you know, that's fish. pile of it, I thought it was an olive dip. So my dad's boss, Vicky, went, oh, you like the taramasalata? That's fish.

Tatar masala. Jess is like, yeah, taramasalata. Like that's fish, Jess, like, immediate nausea. Yeah. Immediate. I think I need to do hypnosis. Yeah.

Just to switch some of these things off. So Babb, if you're listening and you'll come in and bring us hand coffees. Just get a freaking ice little black. It doesn't matter. Just get it to us. I'm so desperate to be a coffee snob. I just, I just want to be the coffee snob. want to be a wine connoisseur.

I just am not. Jess and Ducko. Oh, look who's just shown up. Look what the cat has dragged in. Well, good afternoon. Barbara. Coffeeless, I see. She's not even listening to the show.

Is she pretending she can't hear us? I might not have turned it on. Oh, yeah. And she looks so tired. Don't eat. No, there's no coffee. She does have coffee. Look, Jess is banging.

She goes, oh. She was just going to swoop in that. She could absolutely hear her. She was totally pretending. Babes had a show last night. She had a concert. She went to somber in Sydney. And yesterday absolutely abused her power of being the sweet one on the team.

Came on air and asked for a late start. How are you feeling? I'm so tired. Oh, you looks tired when you walked in. Now, Jess sent you a lovely message this morning. How that go down? Did she? Are you joking?

I literally have not checked my phone. I woke up really confused this morning. At 5.40. in our pre-show meeting I said Barbara Jess would like a black coal brew Ducker would like a double shot flat white She knows she saw it

I do not just say Yeah yeah How was it? It was the first time she avoided you It better be the best show of your life It was actually really good It was a weird experience But it was good

What time did you get home? Ah 2 o'clock How was it a weird experience There was a lot of Like it was a very mixed crowd There was obviously a girl sitting doing her maths homework So what was like year 11 or 12?

It must have been an all-ages thing, so I think she would have been, yeah. Because her parents weren't been with her. I think there was people that looked like they were 13, and then there was people that were, like, my age, and then there was obviously older people, so it was a very mixed group of people, you know? So it was a sober event, obviously, if there's 13-year-olds in the crowd? No, it wasn't.

Like, I had a cheeky Bev, but, yeah, you know. And so you got home at 2am, so you probably wouldn't be able to sleep till, like, no, and Ducey fell asleep an hour into the drive home, and I was fighting. for my life for coffee time. That's right. It was fun. You did it.

And now you're here and you didn't bring the coffees. No, but I can go. Ducco and I have to actually... I'll leave now and go get him. Oh yeah. I can come that. I actually don't hate that idea because we've been holding off making coffees because I didn't want to double park a coffee. I'm so tired.

I didn't think, because we asked you, I asked you essay, your conditions of go and get us food. And you said, no, then I thought we'd park that. And yesterday's like, what's your order? I'm messaging bad. Oh, I certainly hadn't parked it. But you know what she's done now, Duccoe. Tipped into the time the cafe. will be open, which means I can get a cold

through and don't need to just wait for drive-through coffee. She's also going to answer the phones for Alphabox right now. Shai guy has proven his ability in printing and reading and answering. I'm actually being Babs right now. She's very overstimulated with us. That's how I feel. Here, take

my car. You can buy yourself nothing. It's just for me, duck on Shagai. All right, we'll call through for Shagai. 13, 10.60. If you're going to win $10,000, get on with Shagai. Say something really fun that you want to spend the money on and you can win 10,000 bucks. Jess and Ducco's 10K Alphabet on hit. 30 seconds to answer.

10 questions, all starting with the same letter. I have to take your first answer. Cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the questions, say pass. We come back, of course, if there is time. We are planning for $10,000. Our player today is Lisa. Good morning, Lisa.

Good morning. How are you? Couldn't be better, Lisa. How are you feeling for a Wednesday morning? Not too bad. I've just finished night shift, so I've got a bit of an early mark, so I didn't get a break. All right, so how's your brain, Lee's? Are you exhausted, or are you firing?

Are you like Babs who's come off a concert, you know, elated? Look, my adrenaline's still there from overnight, so I might be all right. Okay, we need some adrenaline for this game. You could be almost at the peak of your powers. All right. Yeah, never know. You never know. What do you want to spend the money on?

Well, I mean, I've got to say Christmas stuff, don't I, for the kids. We've got some holidays books coming up, so that will help a lot. All right, wonderful. Well, however you want to spend your money, money, money, money, money is your choice. And that's the letter you're working with M for money. M for money. All right. You ready to rock?

Ready to go. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter M, we need you to name a breakfast food. Milo cereal. An occupation. A manager? A cartoon character. Mickey Mouse.

A board game. Monopoly. A boy's name. Michael? A reality TV show. Um, path? A country. Why can't I think of a country?

Um, Macau. No. A type of chocolate. Oh, um, no. Oh, man. We were rolling, Lisa. Are you joking? If only you're a master show.

Master Chef, all my kitchen rules. Oh, you would have kept the momentum and she would have won. Yeah, that would be it. Because the country, Mexico, Latin Asia, type of chocolate, M&M, Milky Bar, Milky Way you'd sort of given up by them. And I think the up of the last two, a verb and a car brand, were very getable. Do you know your verbs, Lisa? That does trip up a lot of people.

No, no. Oh, okay. That could have got you. Maybe it could have got you. Lisa, you got five out of the gate strong. You're five at about six seconds. Amazing. You don't get the cash.

You do get 100 bucks to spend it at The Legends from Pillow Tour for the love of comfort. That is all yours. Excellent. Thank you so much. Thank you, Lisa.

Merry Christmas. Well, good Christmas. Oh, ho, ho. Thank you. Same to you. That's the first. I'm not going to do it back, but same to you, good sir.

Oh, ho, home to you. Anyway, do play again. Eight o'clock, 10,000 bucks. Oh, I got so excited. I know, me too. Anyway, back to the drawing board. Back to the drawing board. People who aren't particularly excited today, Daco, there will be a portion of them.

16 and below. 16 and below who love their social media because that social media ban comes into effect today. It starts today. We're going to unpack a little bit after Sabrina Carpenter. Jess and Ducco. The social media ban has taken full effect as of today on plenty of the big players. The big players. Yeah.

So you've got Facebook, Instagram, Kik, Reddit, Snapchat, threads, TikTok, Twitch. X and YouTube. And it was interesting. Shy guy, you were just sharing yesterday on your TikTok. Almost an error message came up, a notification. What did it say? It says pretty much the ban comes into effect from tomorrow. You will have to.

You will have to prove your age or you'll be kicked off. Yeah, because obviously when we start these platforms, you put an age. So these companies know, oh, this user is 14. Set up the account three years ago. They are not over 16. And it's, look, I think it, ultimately, I can understand why kids are upset by this. And I can understand it's how they've grown up and, you know, how they'd feel like everyone's against them for this.

I totally understand that. And it's not like it was introduced to them. It's always been there for a lot of these kids. However, I think it does so much damage now to such young moulding minds that are developing as well. And, you know, you can see the suicide rates, etc. And you can see the bullying, the harm that it does. And I've listened to some incredibly articulate young people on social media up until this point, I go and on news and stuff.

And a couple of them have said, why are we being part? punished. Why don't your metas and the Snapchats of the world punish the harmful content or the people perpetrating and creating the harmful content? Why are we getting kicked off and not them? One kid talked about being the subject of a lot of bullying.

He's reported countless times and those platforms and those users were still allowed to continue. He goes, hang on, but I'm 15 and now I'm getting punished. The issue I say back to them, unfortunately, those platforms won't doing enough to protect you.

So they weren't kicking those bullies off. So unfortunately, to keep you safe, we have to remove you. Apparently, 150,000 Facebook users are going, 350,000 Instagram users. It's expected to be, you know... Oh, that number would be huge on TikTok. It'd be so much bigger on TikTok. Yeah. It'd be so much bigger on TikTok.

Oh, okay. And TikTok are sweating about it. The platforms face up to $49.5 million dollars, sorry, million dollars in fines. If they do not take the steps forward or if they get caught sort of not doing this. Because I think a lot of parents are also freaking out, Daco, being like, how do I police this? I'm already fighting with this kid over their phone usage, maybe in other regards. Now I have to police this as well. The onus partly is on parents.

Of course, we should be across what our kids are on. But let's be real. They're a lot smarter than us. I know. The kids find out quicker. So it's now putting the onus, the 36-month campaign, we know Whipper, obviously, the face of that and a leading charge. It's on the company to create better restrictions around letting young people on in the first place. And they'll be punished for letting them through the crack.

Which they don't want to do because obviously there's so much money involved in it. And now all the influencers on TikTok and Instagram and stuff like that are blowing up because they're losing a lot of their audience, which is people below 16. So now influencers are threatened to go overseas to other countries that don't have it. And reading this article as well. Hey man, there's a lot of countries are about to follow suit. I think so good luck finding one that isn't going to bring this in. And also, yeah, anyway, reading this article as well, it also says that if you are, say, an American kid

and you have TikTok and you come to Australia, it doesn't, I don't think you lose it while you're here. Oh, so if your nationality is over there. Okay, it can't like geolocate. I don't think, I don't think so based on what this article said, however, the problem with social media and these people that are bringing it in are not even ahead of the curve of the people that can crack it. Do you know what I mean? So I don't know how this will actually police kids.

They'll find a way. They always do. They'll definitely find a way. Just from growing up, I thought I was the most tech savvy person in the world, you know, teaching my parents how to download songs on their iPod. Ten years later, I go, I can't work my own computer. Without someone's help. So this generation of kids who, as we said, were basically born with devices in their hands.

Totally. And with a social media presence, partly due to us as parents putting them on socials from the get-go. Well, that's a whole other conversation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it is really, it's going to be choppy waters for a long, long time. I certainly am all for it. I'm not 16. I get to keep my account.

I understand it would feel really totalitarian and all that. But the benefits I've got out. outweigh the negatives. Surely you can see that. This is Albo talking about. So this will get played in all the schools. He's got some good ideas. Yeah. This will get played in all the schools today. Make the most of the school holidays coming up, rather than spending it, scrolling on your phone. Start a new sport. Learn a new instrument. Or read that book that has been sitting there on your shelf for some time. And importantly, spend quality time with your friends and your family. Face to phone.

So what did you say that's going to be played in schools? That'll do it. I appreciate, because it is a government thing as well, and it's legislation, right? Because that's how they're going to punish the platforms. But is Elbow the one talking to the kids? Like, why wouldn't they get someone who speak in their language? Like an influencer who's on board or something.

Hearing the PM, who is a bloke in his 50s, white Australian, looking at you going, read a book. I don't know if that's the best way to roll this out for the kids. And I don't know how the parents are going to enforce it, though. I really don't. I just don't know how it's... Well, that's the thing. I guess they're not the ones who have to enforce.

But being able to say, It's illegal. Yeah. Surely that's got to hold a bit of weight with your kid, maybe being like, you can't do it. It is not allowed. It is illegal. I'm not at that age of parenting yet.

I don't know if a 14 year old would actually respect that. I don't know. Imagine no YouTube for your 14 year old when you're trying to get some peace and quiet. Where are they going to watch the other kids playing the video game? Like, don't even know, I think it is a good thing. I think ultimately it is a great thing. And I think other countries should follow suit and you need to change the narrative. But it's such a difficult thing now for the people who are just going,

cold turkey, see you later, for the mums and dads and for the kids. Imagine being like 15 and 9 months. It's like, okay, I've just got to wait. Yeah, three more months. My social media man's lifted, yeah. Yeah, it's an interesting one. But as we've seen and as we've touched on, the stats and the damage around what social media and the unregulated part of it is doing to our young people, I'm sorry. We need it to do something.

And if this doesn't fire you up, make the most of the school holidays coming up. I don't know what we'll. I don't know what we'll. I will. I want to run through a wall for this guy. I will pick up that book elbow. I will read that book that has been sitting there on your shelf for some time. How many books were sitting on your shelf unread that you just hadn't had a chance to get to when you were 13, ducco?

You know what? I'm going to talk to my parents today. He's right. He's on to something. No, he is. He is onto something, but I just, I don't know if he was the right face of it. They should have got whisper to do it. Yeah, they should have.

He can talk to the kids. Anyway, good luck to everyone out there facing that today. We can make it easier. Yeah, to the parents who are having to deal with very upset teenagers, they're terrifying enough as it is. And now you're going to deal with this just ahead of Christmas, just ahead of school holidays. I know. You can get involved, though, with Shagai Lix.

We got that coming up. In an ice cream maker, Albo didn't mention that. No. Make some ice cream in your teafel dolchy ice cream maker. There you go. Jess and Ducco. Just quickly, I wanted to do a follow-up before we get to Shagai Lix. Yesterday on the show, a bit later than this?

No, it ran this time. It was now that we discovered. And I had a lot of people. That you were damp. I was damp on my pants and had a lot of people that reach out to me yesterday, either when I saw them in person, or just message me, like, hey, hey, wee boy. Hey, peepie pants.

I went to the toilet here in the bathroom. I pulled my pants down as I was establishing number two, but we've also then established some people hold their pants closer to their knees and leave them up there. Others like us in this room. But something you need to know about, Ducko, is he's a pants to the ground kind guy. When I do, number two, I put them to the ground and I pulled them back up and they were sopping wet.

There was a video up on the Jess and Ducko story. You can actually see. It's like soaked around the back. Yeah, you thought the toilet has a leak, but upon a further sniff inspection... I came into you guys. You deduced, that is urine. The urine smell wafted up and it was just gross. And then we realized that I had another colleague's urine on my pants that seep through my undies and I was, I was almost going to leave.

It was gross. There was one little snippet from an excellent, very astute rice cooker named Jason who said, Ducker, are you sure you didn't wee on yourself? Yeah, there was a bit of that. Are you sure you didn't dribble out the front while you were back in one? out. People at my gym yesterday were like, mate, you can just dig your business. And I'm like, if I did, I would have just come and admitted it. I know

you're meant to shake as a boy, and if you don't shake well enough, but the quantity that was on you. Oh, so much. I don't think that was a shake or dribble issue. Anyway, look, it was also at the back. The GM Mike, he went and cleaned it for me. He said, look, Daco, if there's no more leak, if it doesn't come back, we know someone weed on the floor. Can

confirm it never came back. Oh, my God. It was definitely we went. It was 100% of of colleagues urine. I wanted to check the video footage. There was a couple of people that went into the bathroom. Flaggy from the newsroom was one of them. That's specific cubicle. Yeah, yeah.

And I chatted to him and he said, man, it wasn't me. I didn't do that. Yeah, but that sounds like classic flage. Doesn't it, yeah. Denial. There was a couple of others. I've chatted to the ball. I've gone around individually.

I said, hey, give me my money, man. I'll break your knees, man. Anyway, I should have called me. I would have got the cousins. Oh, if you needed muscle. If you needed muscle. I'm not if West Boys were rolling. They're dealing with a fetish or one.

They had a lot on their plate. I went to the GM and I said, Mike, I want video footage of everyone going to that toilet. I want names. I want bank accounts. I want details. He said, absolutely not, Ducco. I think this case is closed. I clean the urine.

Yeah, he only thinks it's closed because he got a mop and, to be fair to him, he cleaned up the crime scene a little early for my liking. There could be no... And he doesn't want to see the footage. It's our GM. Well, well, well. Now, return to the scene of the crime. We all know all good psychopaths. Love to see the scene of the crime.

But obviously you started sniffing around a little too intently, so he's like, quick, I've got to get them off. I'm going to get rid of this. When have you ever seen a GM? Never. Pick up a mock. In front of our receptionist. When you could have easily handed that task. He's listening right now too in his office because I just, I went around to him just then.

He was showing me the wine that they're going to give to some of our clients. You know what that's called? Distraction. And he knows you. You're like a magpie. He's like, look over here. Look over here. Forget about the piece of time.

He said to me and I quote, Doc, I'll just be one of those things that will never know what happened. Oh my God. It was him. It was him. It was our balls. Anyway, Ah, shy guy let me pants and undies. And shy guy, I returned, said pant.

Thank you. And said undies. Oh, they're clean. Yeah, I washed them. Yeah, okay, got to wash and dry it in 24 hours. Very good at me. That's why I was so hot. You know what I was going to do?

This is my plan that I thought was too far. I was going to rub Benjamin all through it and then give it to them. I would have known you were joking and I would have given them back. Good call. Jess and Ducko. Discovered T-Fal's new Dolchy ice cream maker. Available now. Tfell.com.com.com. T-d-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Y. Shy guy, Lex.

Yep, is that time of the week again where the shy lord, he's good at lots of things, reading words on pages and describing things are not them, though. That's two of the areas he lacks. I look to his mother, Sharon. I say, we needed to have focused on that a little bit more in his youth. Babs, you missed it this morning. My report said focus on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's well noted. This was shy guy this morning trying to explain a word when he was reading an article. Masschanglina. Maschanglina. Actually, Babs, I'd really like you to go back and listen to that whole break because it was just a masterclass in reading from the sheet. She's here for the buddy. Hey, careful, sis, because you're up tomorrow.

But shy guy, you've got an ice cream in your hot little hand. You are going to attempt to describe it. If someone can identify what it is, they win a T-Feld-Dalchi ice cream maker just in time for Christmas. Oh, it would be fantastic. But the first clue, as always, Ducco, we're an audio medium. Yep. It's got to be a lick.

The fact he's not using this time of me padding to open is really upsetting me. You're going to smoke and mirrors it to be a better lick. Are you joking? We always lick real. The authenticity of this segment cannot be called into question. All right, go forth. You've always licked them. Make an hour like on.

Oh, this is going to be an interesting lick. Get it nice and close. Here we go. I've boosted your mind. Thanks. Why do you make sounds? Why do you make sound? Can you do it?

I'm me, you're you. I think I might need it again. I was distracted. Okay, okay. Try not to make it. Can you not look at me? Okay, all right, I'll look away. Yeah, Duccoe look away, but I'll make severe.

I'll make eye contact too. Is that weird? That's, yeah. What? Oh, that was disgusting on so many levels. The camera better work. Why did you just look Jess in the eye? That was a real.

Ducco, that was better than any high five he's ever given me. That was weird. Why would I have to look away for that intimate moment? That was so hot. I saw it. I saw it. I don't recommend. Do you want me to leave the room? Yes.

Don't go to anything. I'll look at you. Okay. He's jealous. He missed down. This two is more weird, but anyway. His camera was working. The lights on.

Is it working? Wow. I hope not. You have such a long tongue. Thank you. He's Treene Simmons. Yeah. But what ice cream is he licking?

131060. You'll get more clues. Don't worry. You don't have to work it out just from that. No, you don't. You'll get another clue. God, you have a long tongue. Thanks.

Was that a tough lick on the tongue? I'll give you another clue later and then answer that. All right, we'll do it. Yes and ducco. Discover Tfowl's new dolchy ice cream maker. Available now at Tfowl.com.com. Tadda, taste, taste, day.

It's basically the fifth member of the team, shy guy's tongue. You know what? It can be the fourth because Babs only just showed up. Yeah, yeah. The tongue has done more work than Babs this morning. It's such a long. tongue to it.

It's such a long... It's basically Babs's height. It is so long. Tail's over me. And he has licked the ice cream for today. John's called through on 131060. Good morning, John boy. Good morning, how are you?

You're quick on the phones, John. Couldn't it be better, John. You reckon you know what it is just from the lick alone? Oh, I was... Yeah, probably not. Yeah, you hope for another clue. And you get another clue, John. What if you got?

John, your next clue is layers. There's layers to this one. Layers. Yeah, don't quote track. I did it. I did it. That fifth tongue worries me. The 15 member of that tongue worries me.

What are you thinking it is, John? Layers. It's, remember that's trying. Turamisu. Ooh, taramisu. That's, I've never seen a terramussoot. Yeah, John. Let's re-establish just in case we've missed it.

It's an ice cream. And I've not seen a tiramisu ice cream. Maybe John has. That certainly would have layers. This is a pretty traditional ice cream. Ashley, on 13, 1060. Good morning to you. Ashley, we've heard the lick.

We've heard there's layers. You get another clue. Two words, Ashley. Two words. Oh, I reckon that's going to confuse people. I appreciate that's the way it's written. No, no, you're right. You're right.

But Ashley, I would say take that one with a grain of salt. Oh, geez. Ashley, what's your guess? I'm going to go with the magnum ego. No idea. Magnum ego. Oh. Oh, sorry, Ashley, no.

Good, good guess. Layers, two words. Mitchell. Oh, my God, Mitch, he's taking a bite. Wait, wait for Mitchell. Oh, I see what you mean with layers now. Inside. Mitch, Mitchell.

Mitchell, good morning to you. He'll get a clue. He could have listened to the bite, maybe more intently. I'm going to do another bite. I like me. Okay. Here we go. He's going to bite at Mitchell.

Oh, you're on that now. This is a bite. Oh. Oh, with a crunch in the mouth. Does Mitchell also get an worded clue? Yeah, yeah. Jesus, he's getting loose. He's very generous this morning, isn't he?

It was a rough lick. Mitchell. It was a rough lick. Put it all together. Golden gay time? Oh, he's done it, baby. Mitchell, are you a fan of the gay time? Yeah, I love the gay time.

He loves it. Mitch loves a good golden gay. They are all the great, great ice creams. I don't care for them. Oh, I can imagine that. And you just appreciate. why I thought maybe the two-word clue might confuse people. I didn't know if gay time was officially in the dictionary as one word,

but yes, streets have identified it as one. Mitchell's put it all together. You're going home with a teethal adultery ice cream maker, Mitchell. How good is that? Mitch, you're there. Oh, you're breaking up. We're going to need the line, but what if his phone doesn't hear you? I know, Mitch, we need to get that one line from you.

Otherwise, we can't give you. Mitch, you'll take two steps to the left, please. You there? This has never happened at this point in the giant. And we've only got two of these left, so I need to do it. Mitchell, take us off speaker. No, this is so lacklust. Oh, no.

Okay, geez, what are we going to do? What is the wording? Hi, my name's Mitchell, and I'm so excited. I leaked Shy Guy's box. Is that right? Is that right? Cream, shy guy. Yeah, I think that's the way we drew the wall.

Yeah, okay, that's what we didn't do. No, no, Mitchell. God. Oh, no, that's so. What I'm going to need is shy guy to pretend to be Mitchell. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Just give me a thumbs up out there. Okay, hold on.

Are we good, Babs? Okay. Mitchell, you got us? Yeah, I got left area. Thank God. Goodness, me. That would have been. Low reception area.

Oh, that's okay. It happens. Anyway, Mitch, we just need a line from you before we get out of here, hey? Hi. Yep. Hi. My name's Mitchell. And I'm so excited.

So excited. I just licked shy guys box. Licked the box. All right, rolling, taking audio, speed sound. And action. Hi, my name's Mitchell, and I'm so excited. I just licked Shark Guy's box. Oh, my God, one time!

Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alpha Bucks on hit. 30 seconds to answer. Ten questions, all starting with the same letter. I have to take your first answer. Cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We come back, of course.

If there is time, we are playing for $10,000. Our player, look at this. It's a Lisa. Hello, Lisa. Hello, how are you? Lisa. Lisa. Lisa.

Couldn't be better. We've just given away a T-Fal-Dolci ice cream maker. Oh, yeah. And to back up that and continue that momentum, we'd love to give you 10 grand. Are you willing to accept? Yes, willing to accept. Okay, great.

What do you want to spend the money on? My son is obsessed with boats, so I would love to take us all of the family on a cruise to bring in the new year. We've never been on one, so it would be amazing. We've got two cruises in the show. We've got show Guy and Badz there. Our cruise lovers in this team.

Absolutely. Yeah, they love a cruise. They endorse a cruise. I'm trying to think of something boat or cruise related starting with L, Ducco. The Laboratorium. Elle.

Yep. Laboratoryium, Lisa. Oh, let's go L for Lisa. Oh, Lisa will do. You're going to work with the letter L. All right, sis. Your son's name isn't Luke or Lionel by any chance, is it? Sorry?

No, no, no. Sorry, it's Elijah. Okay, I was going to say we could, we could, um, I could have said in honor of your. your L name's son as well. But we'll just go L for Lisa. No. Or Laboratorium.

Either way. Let's get you. Let's get you on this cruise for new years, all right? Oh, please. Yes, that would be amazing. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter L. Need you to name.

Something in the bedroom. Lemon. A phone app. Lemming. A verb. Light? An animal. Lima.

A breakfast cereal. Ha. Something in the office. Light. A six-letter word. Lemon. A Disney movie. Ah.

American. Oh, damn. Out of time. Look, we got ourselves five, maybe four. Question mark over one, which was a phone app. Lemmings, I'm sure it could be. Lemmings was a game back in the day. I don't know.

A fun little game where you dig the dirt with the lemmings. They're going to dig holes and stuff like? And you get your little ladders and they're all going to dig. You're all going to dig. Geez, I haven't played that game in a long time, Lisa. It wasn't that fun. It was the best game. It was the best game.

And then you could blow them up. You could be able to computer on the PC. And so what, then they made it a phone. You've got to like dig underneath and you've got to get across things and then you can blow them up. It's kind of Mario. It's too busy playing freaking candercion. He's better than Mario. It was better than Mario.

Yeah, Lemmings was the OG. Oh, wow. Anyway, so you do get that. So you got five. A breakfast cereal, that's tough. Look, Lucky Charms. A six-letter word. You said lemons.

That's seven. So we could have had liquid or laptop or leader. And then a Disney movie, Lion King is what we're after there. Look, Lisa, a valiant effort. You got half, but you do get $100 to spend at Pillow Talk. That's all yours. Thank you so much. So Elijah's not going on a boat, but you can get him some new sheets.

I'm sure he would love it. Sheets and he can play Lemmings. There you go. Thanks, Mom. Thanks, ma'am. Merry bloody Christmas. Hey, yeah. Ho, ho, ho, Lisa.

Thanks so much. No worries. It's really not. It's not catching it. If you are listening and you get through for Alphabox and I hit you with a ho-ho-ho, hit me with one back. And I guess, to be fair to the cookers, Ducko, it's not a common call and response. It's not like Ozzy, Ozzy.

I'm trying to make it normal. Ho-ho-ho. I love it. I just don't know if eight days, it's enough to get it to catch fire. When I'm saying it to everyone like down the street, like the person I get my coffee this morning. I'm like, thanks. Ho, ho, ho. She was like, what? Yeah, she called her manager. I'm like, this boy just called me a ho three times.

I was going to say, I've got you. Oh, ho, ho, Barbara. Jess and Ducko. Yes, I'm getting inundated with texts. 04-8-1-6069. I've got a few DMs on Instagram. Does Duck, I know how to spell. Lemons is a six-letter word. You idiot.

Oh, you didn't pay Lisa. I didn't pay Lisa. My apologies. I think I thought the question was five-letter word. I just had a boo-boo. Lemons is six letters, Lisa. People will keep you. humble, won't they? So you did get six, Lisa. I'm so sorry. You don't get the money. Nothing

changes. Everyone's life remains the exact same, but I made a mistake with my spelling. It's one of those things, isn't it, where you go, I want to tell him, but I'm going to come across like a real, yeah. But at least we've all learned something. We've all learned. And Lisa can hold her head up high. It's the spelling on the fly with a word, like a six or a seven letter word while you're trying to mark correct or wrong. And you're like, Ellie, okay, I'll move on to the next one. Do you know what? And I must say that happens very rarely for you. Thank you so much, Jess. The new person, I don't, we didn't, that should be a part of their audition, I think. Oh, yeah. That's a skill, that.

That's not something we're used to. Spelling. Well, on the fly corrections. And even the heroes, guys, make mistakes, you know. So my apologies to Lisa, I do get that wrong. That's actually why Ducco is leaving. He's not doing it of his own accord. We fired him.

Yeah, yeah. Too many mistakes in spelling. Well, I didn't pick up on it. Spelling's not my strong suit in the first place, but lemons is a clear obvious six letter. Do you know what? Not to sound like a bloody. all right, this is like when in trivia they go, I was going to say that. I was going to say

that, but I was like, what's the point? She's not like she won. If it was nine or ten, the difference, of course I would have jumped in. Yeah, no. I'm saying not to yuck your yum, but lemons is six. I also love that Lucy clarified not to yuck your yum. He doesn't love spelling lemons with five letters, but... Someone said, have I smelled

it wrong in my life or does he not know how to spell? I get it, all right? I get it. God damn. You're going to go home and practice your spelling. Look, cover, spell, right, Neckles, you know what the kids used to do in school? Anyway, you never did that. Ah, see, you know what?

You're not a great spell, right? I didn't do enough. Look, cover, spell, right, check. Yeah. Anyway, can you tell us about the call of fame, please? Oh, yeah, the call phone's fantastic. You and a family pass to Dreamwell plus accommodation, plus 500 bucks cash. Get involved in the show.

Yeah, anytime. Right now. It would be great. Yeah. 13, 1060, when did you go against the advice? Maybe a professional in your life said, do this, sweetheart. And you went, nah. No, no, no.

going to listen to you, either I know better, maybe you forgot what they'd said. And then after the ramifications realized, ah, I was warned about this. Girlfriend of mine, she told me this story. I'm sure she won't mind me sharing it with you. Great. She is 38 weeks pregnant, okay? So she's very far along. It's one of those things any day now.

Explosion date is intimate. And what happens when people are that far along or even, I think, just in the pregnancy stage? I don't know if Morgan went through this. I don't remember you talking about it too much, the nesting. Oh, yeah, no, she did. She did? Definitely did. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She wasn't on her hands and knees cleaning with a toothbrush. Well, she didn't go to that extreme. No, no, just like preparing the house and getting it sorted. Exactly. It's a very common phenomenon. And feeling like, we're never ready. We're not ready. We're going to get this.

So I think this was happening for my friend. So much so, it resulted in a bit of a bathroom renovation. Wow. Because I think there's levels of nesting. It's one thing to go buy all the stuff. And it's another going, I need to demolish the house. Start again. And get it fresh for the baby.

Yeah. So part of the bathroom renovation, new toilet. Oh, God. Now, as I said, 38 weeks pregnant, that is a lot of needing to pee. There's a lot of pressure on the bladder needing to pee. Now, apparently the Trady, the plumber, did say to my friend, hey, I've installed the new toilet. It's out of action, though, for 24 hours. Now, I don't know if he went on to explain why, but she went, yeah, yeah, no worries.

At 38 weeks pregnant, though, I'm not walking up and downstairs. 12 hours in, she sees the toilet, goes, I need to go. So I'm going. Does her business, just the number one, goes to stand back up. The whole bowl came with her. Now, again, I'm sure she won't mind me saying this, but when you're 38 weeks pregnant, a little bit wider in some parts of your body, the whole ball has basically sucked into her bum and gone with her as she stood up.

The glue, I think that's what it was. She wasn't meant to go there. She wasn't meant to go. The trady did say, don't use it for 24 hours. And if she could have just popped a squat and hovered, it would have been okay. But at 38 weeks, you've got to give her the grace. So she texts me, she goes, hey, this might be one for you. When didn't you listen to the trady?

When didn't you listen to advice? Because I have now resulted in needing to buy a whole new toilet, get the plumber back in. And the kid could come any minute now. So there goes the renovation plan. Did she have everything spick and span? Did she like stand up and it was still attached to her? Yes. Yes, and then basically drops back down, gave her the shock of her life.

I think it's basically cracked in a few places and rendered the toilet now unusable. Yeah. So when didn't you listen to advice? Advice from anyone. It can be a teacher. It can be a trainee. It can be a family member, your dad. Could be your partner.

And you go, I know better than you. And then you have to eat humble pie. Please help me fix this. Jess and ducco. Jess and ducco. A friend of mine, 38 weeks pregnant. hardcore nesting daco bathroom remodel, which obviously

included a new toilet. Plummer says, hey, don't use this for 24 hours. Maybe it's on them. They didn't explain the why, but my friend being 38 weeks pregnant went, I'm not going up and down the stairs to pee-pee. I'm going to pee-p 16 times a day. Yeah, yeah. She sits down on the toilet.

When miggloot needs to go, she's gone downstairs. She's got, yeah. She sits down on the toilet, does her business, goes to stand back up. Oh, took the whole bowl with her. To the point. Because then I said, well, what are you going to do without the toilet upstairs? Like, you're going to have to just stay downstairs forever?

She goes, ended up peeing in the garden. I was like, you do what you've got to do when you're that far along. But she went against the advice. Plummer told her, she didn't listen. You can't do that. No. Like plumbers as well, you know. I see anything with sewerage, I think we give them a bit of extra credit.

I will listen to you to the letter. Mel's called through Dobbing in your partner, Mel. I am, yes, yes. How are you guys? Could it be better, Mel? When did your partner go against the advice? Look, so this day, it still cracks me up. So my neighbour broke the fence, so my partner thought in his bright 29 years of life,

hey, I'm going to go fix it with no shoes on it. It was colour bond fence. So I said to him, mate, you hurt yourself. I'm not taking you to the hospital. It's late in the afternoon. I ain't getting stuck in no traffic. That's right. He went out there, right?

He went out there, right? And he's fixing this. events and all I hear is, meow, me. Slice his foot open, didn't he? Oh, idiot. Go out your warded him. And now tell me, did you make him get an ambulance or take himself to the hospital? Absolutely not. So I had the joy of driving him to the hospital. In the traffic. I stopped off, no, no, no, no, I stopped off at Maccas. I got me dinner.

I was stuck in the traffic. I went and showed me mum how stupid he was. And then I took him to the hospital only to have him sit in the ED department while I ate five McDonald's, and I laughed at him. You cannot have a nugget. You are not getting one fried. You are not getting nothing. And how bad was the injury, Mel? What actually, you know.

Oh, he needed 13 stitches. Oh, Jesus. Suck up. I love the idea he gets to the hospital. And they go, geez, he's lost a lot of blood. How long has this been like that? Well, I took a couple of details. I went to Maccas and I sat in traffic and my mom had a look and we all laughed and said, you're an idiot.

See, even your partner, you don't listen to their advice. None. You're going to pay the price. Glenn, good friend of the show. Morning, Glennie. Morning Legends, how are you? Good, Glenn. When did you go against the advice?

I fractured my thumb when I was 12 years old and I was told I wasn't allowed to do anything active, but I decided to go for a push bike ride of all things. And I had my hand resting on the handlebars and I crashed into a gutter and my hand slipped forward and I snapped my thumb clean. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. To be fair, when you know. No, a doctor says you can't do anything active.

You're like, oh, but I just hurt my thumb. What's a bike ride going to do? Yeah, let me live my life. Let me live my life. Snap your thumb, bloody clean up. How's the thumb now, Glenn? Oh, great. Yes, right.

That's a great attitude. Yeah, yeah. Still gives a good thumbs up. It bounced right back. That's all the thumb's useful for, right? That's all I need it for. A thumbs up. How are you going?

Anna, good morning. Anna. Hello. Hello. When did you go against the advice? Oh, I had went to the doctor because I had a random boil And the doctor said, run a bar, put dead owl in it And I, like, I didn't have time for that

So I just wax the dead old on And next minute, I gave myself third degree burn Oh, you just put dead off straight to the boil Straight on it And then I had to go every day to get it redress Oh my God, pardon my ignorance What's the boil? Like, is it raw flesh?

Is that why they were saying Don't put it directly on, put it in water? Waterfest. I don't know, but he's like, run a bath with deadline. I'm like, I don't have time to sit in the bath. Yeah, and even just filling the bath takes forever. It does. Where was the broil, Anna?

So it was on my hip. Oh, gee, that's an annoying place to go. No one is the bar. Third degree burns from putting dental on. I didn't know that could happen. No, but I just love again, we'll even go against. It's one thing to not listen to a trades person. It's another to not listen to a medical professional.

I know. I know. What do you know? Jess and Ducco. Yesterday my daughter had another swimming lesson Just keep swimming, just keep swimming We've had a... I think we've had sort of six-ish now

Okay She's no... Are you seeing Arrian Titmus of the future? Well, I think so. I think I'm seeing results. So basically we first went... Has she stopped licking at the water? No, she still eats the water.

They still call her a lizard in the class and she gets really excited and splashes it and splashes in her face and tries to eat it but yes, so when I last took her because Morgan and I alternate a fortnight ago I last took her and she was hungry, I think she cracked it she was crying didn't want to be there and we're doing like the she's now being submerged under water

it's a big moment it's quite momentous and they come up and they sort of look shocked like where are they and then they're like am i alive and then they kind of hug you and stuff why would you do that why would you do it when we first did it with her a couple of weeks ago i had that first lesson she hated it she's cracking she couldn't go deep they had to sort of stop we had to leave the lesson early and i went home and i said to morgan just i feel like we feel like i feel like we I feel like we don't give up, and we've just taught her that she can leave the pool early. And Morgan's like, well... Oh, in that regard.

She's not seven months. I thought you meant we failed in breeding a super athlete who is a swimming prodigy. Oh, no, no. There was plans in place to fix that. And Morgan's like, it's fine. She's seven months. And I said, no, I'm going to practice with her now. So every night at bath time, I like practice the water over the head.

And then I pick her up and I put her in the position because you're going to get ready, go. And then you pick her up. And then you've, like, going to lower her head in, like vertically. Almost like a dive. Exactly like a dive. So I get used to that dive sensation. and they sort of pop up themselves and come onto your chest, right? So I did that with her.

Like, I do it with her on the couch. You would no water, get ready. Oh, my God. He's gone into, like, dad coach. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, coached dad. We went to the swimming lesson yesterday. I was with Flo, and I was like, a bit nervous.

Like, come on, let's, you know, let's get this one. Time to perform, baby. We did it. And the swimming instructor was behind us, and she's like, oh, my goodness. Florence, that was great. The depth she got on the dive. And Flo was smiling and happy. And I was just like, I looked over at Morgan, who was watching the side.

And I was like, see what my daughter did. Be honest. How much of you wanted to be like, yeah, good on Florence. What about good on dad? How about a little credit? Daddy was teaching her. And I was also teaching her to hold my fingers as well. This is a niche, but I think you'll be on board the Olympics reference.

Remember when Ariane was swimming to the end against Ladeki. And her coach, that guy. Yeah, Dean. Dean Boxal. Yeah, he's on the side of her. Basically breaking the stadium because he's that amped. Was that excited? I picture you as him.

I got out of the water. I was like, Morgan, did you see that? Do you see how good she was? You're kicking doors in. Morgan's like, is that why you've been practicing with her on the couch? Like, just the angles to get her in. I'm like, yes. To get the accolates from the swim instructor.

It made me realize what kind of father I will be and what I am. You're going to be the kind of dad that goes viral for punching on on the sidelines when she gets a bad, like, call from a range. You'll be the dad. How dare you? Yeah, yeah, there probably will be me. Jess and Ducko. Just about done here, team.

and hey, if you miss any of the show, grab it on listener. It's where our podcast lives. It's where it nestles its head at night, yeah. Absolutely. It's got a very comfy set up there. Doesn't adjust. Seven to go tomorrow, team.

That was eight. Wow. Seven shows to go until the season finale where one member of the team is getting killed. Spoiler alert. Could be Babs. He probably won't be. Would you miss them?

To be fair, she removed herself for part of the show this morning. Well, that's why. I'm made up for it though Well, after we yelled at her She did go buy his coffees Yeah, she did So she's back in my good graces

She got me a medium I'm a small guy That's fine, it's all gravy We live on I'm joking, Fats She's just out there looking She looks so tired today Can you tell me now

Babs because we were talking about The psychology of being told something is one thing When really it's another And for me who thinks They're very staunch I like this and I hate this Talking about the difference

Between Cole Brew and an ice long black What did you actually get me A cold brew. I thought, oh, she could have done the ice long flag. We should have texted. But then again, imagine if you came back and was like, why did you guys get me an ice long blank? Maybe I could have told.

I mean, I paid for it. I would have sent her back out with my credit card. Well, you're missing the next half hour of the show. I don't care. Fix your mistakes. But I must say, Mr. Guy, definitely lifted. Well, did he? Did he?

I mean, I've got audio shagai this morning. I lifted, but I just couldn't lift. Talk. Mass changuling. No. Meshanglia. To be fair to you. Not a word.

Not a word we often see. Go shy guy. It means you're like armpit looking. It's never been Dictionary.com's word of the year. No, that's what it's fault. You know what I mean? You haven't been exposed enough to that word. Yeah, yeah.

It's always great getting you to read articles. I hope we have another one tomorrow. Maybe. Well, I think Babbs has to make up for missing an hour and a bit of the shot. There's a request I made while you weren't here, Bab. Something I want you to do before I finish up. But we won't tell you. we'll just springing upon you.

Ah, that's a great idea. I don't let her prep. No. Because Shy Guy didn't have time to prep. Yeah. You know? We have to have the same playing field. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so.

I agree. Yeah, we'll find something good tonight and then we'll get her to do it tomorrow. Yeah. If you need a little pick-me-up today, I have very close-up vision of Shy Guy enjoying a gay time on our Instagram. You have such a long tongue. I don't know, it's like your body. It's long and thin. Mm.

Yeah. You know how they say if we took out the human intestine. Yeah. You could like wrap it around a football field or something. crazy like that. I think it's that hectic. It's very long. It's long. And it's all squished in us. We've just given this stat recently. Yeah, I know. That's why I thought it was the

football field thing. Maybe you're right. Maybe I'm wrong. 15 meters? That's not a football field. No, it's certainly not. Not 100 by 50 meter football fields. What isn't a football field? It's roughly 9 minute. Eight to nine feet. What a football field? What about a pickleball court? They can wrap it around a pickleball court.

What I'm saying is, his tongue's the same. Oh, yeah. That's the point I was just trying to get to. And American football field is at 91 metres. No, I'm 91. Australia's 100 metres long. Yeah, 100 metres by 50. Yeah. There you go.

Not as long. Not as the intestine, but it's near. Yeah. It's not even near. Yeah, so tomorrow, it's Thursday. Hey, you're going to Kendrick Lamont tonight, my friend. I look forward to him. Jeez, we've all had some live music experiences this week.

Should I get a Kendrick shirt? Oh, I would love you to. And then wear it for the foreseeable future like I am with me Gaga. Babs, you missed it earlier, but she's still got her lady Gaga. her shirt on. She hasn't washed it for five days and she's worn it every day. Because Ducko made a good point. I wore it Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, but he made a good point didn't you wear it straight after the concert and

on a plane. I can take it home with me today, if you like, and give it a little wash. You use me, Omo, fabric softener. I like you. No. I don't want you... No, this is my most precious item. I will not trust it in the hands of anyone else. Keep wearing until we can notice the stench. I actually don't think I'll ever wash it.

Because I don't want to degrade the colour. Well, I've only got seven shows left. It's not really going to affect me enjoy that, Sharga. She'll come back after the break with it. Oh, I'll be knocking on your door. I think I'm going to start popping into Shagai's house. You can't. No one knows his address.

I got it. He's so mysterious. Remember that time we couldn't get on to him? And I started freaking out. If he actually died in his sleep, no one knows his address. So I made him give it to me. Oh, that's nice. The new one?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, geez. But yeah, I'm going to, Kendry. I'll send it to you if you want to pop in before you go. Maybe I'll do before you leave. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, I'm off to Kendry tonight. So I'll be the one like.

Babbs tomorrow. I'm going to be operating off about two or three hours sleep. But the point is you'll be here at your proper time. Yeah, I'll be here. Your contracted time. Always. Yeah, yeah. Professional. Absolutely. Absolutely. If you miss any show, grab the podcast. We're out of here. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye-bye. Bye. I said to him, mate, you hurt yourself. I'm not taking you to the hospital.

It's late in the afternoon. I ain't getting stuck in no track. Jess and Ducko. That was the Jess and ducco podcast. The new macho range is here at McCaffee.