Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | My rectum is gonna cop it!

Episode Date: February 10, 2025

Jess gave Ducko a ute full of clothes, we wondered what we miss from our younger days and Jess struggles to find someone to hang out with!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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So good. One for the books, you know. One for the books. The history books. Oh, yeah. I've been a bit, you know, forgive me if I've been distracted today for this Monday. I've noticed you're looking down a lot. Are you watching something? No, no, no. I'm just, I haven't actually been watching anything, okay? I've just been in general.

Sometimes I hear sounds come across from your side of the desk and I'm like, what's he watching over there? No, no, no. Just, you know. Did you used to come in early of a Monday to watch games? Yeah. Was that a Monday? Yeah, Monday morning. I was like, is he watching a game before the big game? No, no, no. I haven't been watching anything today.

I've just been, you know, getting excited for the Super Bowl. Excellent. I meant maybe metaphorically distracted, like I'm here, but I'm not here. Understood. But you won't hear that in the show. I'm a professional. Absolutely. Once those mics go on, you're in the zone.

I'm always here. Paying attention. Yeah. Listening. Yep. Responding. Yep. The three keys of radio.

That's all you need to do, you know, listen and react. When your co-host asks, do you think I'm annoying? How do you react to that? Don't pause. What do you do? You don't pause. That's a great note. No, you handled that beautifully.

Thanks so much. Was there, I didn't get into, for you, was there an insult that you once or multiple times received and you went, that cuts harder than any others? Doodle brain. Nah, I don harder than any others. Doodle brain. Nah, I don't. Who called you doodle brain? That sounds like an older sister.

I don't remember an insult. Nah, was there anything? No. I was once, once called train tracks when I had braces. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Estelle. I still remember. That cut me deep.

I was like in year six. That was bad. Lucky I didn't catch on. But annoying and train tracks really did something to my little brain. I got like, you know, things for short. Oh, okay. Oh, cancelable words. Fair enough.

I got those a bit. I don't remember ever being overly offended though. Oh, that's good. Thick skin. Yeah. Good. I mean, I would have been when I was really young, but I think when I got a bit older and realized that I was shorter, it was kind of like, okay.

Whatever. You know what I mean? Yeah. Whatever. It says more about you than it says about me. That's it. Yeah. That's good.

Babs, did you ever get bullied? I did. Yeah. Oh. Okay. All right. That's all we got time for. There's no way to make bullying lighthearted because it's a very serious issue.

What happened to you? Was there a word that you used to get a bit? Well, I had big bushy eyebrows. God, they can say big bosoms then. So they called me Monnie. Big bushy anything would have been Moni. What was Moni? Like monobrow. Yeah. Did you have a monobrow? Well, I didn't think so, but obviously. Oh, so you did have one. No, I don't think so. Do you get it waxed? You've got bold brows, which now in your twenties you must be going, thank you gods. I had big eyebrows. And you've got

blonde hair, which makes the dark eyebrows stick out more. I don't even think I really had one. It was more just people were making fun of my eyebrows. No, no. My eyebrows were dank. Monty. I used to shave with a razor between my eyebrows. I tell you, Maltese, what eyes did I have? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But God, the danger. The danger. And then they start getting shorter and shorter and starting halfway over it.

Yeah. I had to go get my eyebrows waxed when I was like 12 years old. Oh, that's young. Yeah. That's young. And then people used to call me Billy Boy too. Why boy? Because my name was apparently a boy's name. Oh, you need young. Yeah. That's young. And then people used to call me Billy Boy too. Why boy? Because my name was apparently a boy's name.

To be honest, now Billy is such a common, obviously unisex name, but maybe when you were growing up, it was like, that's a boy's name. Yeah, I guess it was. Billy Boy. Billy Boy. Billy Boy. Billy Boy monobrow. Shaga, did you get anything that you were like, I don't want that?

He's like, how do you get insulted for having a massive dick? I can't think of anything. No. Okay, that's good. I always sat in the middle of school. Like I never. What do you mean you sat in the middle? Like never the bully or got bullied, just hovered in the sweet spot.

You were the definition of it's fine. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Always just running. The glass isn't full or empty. Or if I did, it didn't bother me. Yeah, right. You just, you cruise through. You want an alpha, but you want a. Beta. Beta just running. The glass isn't full or empty. It didn't bother me. Yeah, right. You just cruised through.

You were on an Alpha, but you weren't a... Beta. Beta, yeah. You were just cruising. Just cruising. Oh, well, I'm happy for you. I'm sure there was something, but I can't recall. Nothing that's traumatised you for decades on?

No, no trauma. No, no. There you go. I mean, you were long and thin. I never liked lanky. Yeah. No one really called me that. It was more of a descriptive term, but...

Yeah, yeah. It doesn't feel like a schoolyard bully. A bullying term, lanky. No. No one really called me that. It was more of a descriptive term. Yeah, yeah. It doesn't feel like a schoolyard bully. A bullying term, lanky. No. Speaking of bullying terms, at the pub today, I'm hanging out with two redheads. I just thought about that last night. Okay. They're my two friends that are coming. Both ginger. Both ginger. Sort of like light ginger, but like,

I thought, look at me doing my bit for the community. I have got a... Real community service. I've got a ginger haired friend Who refers to herself As a wrangler Oh yeah And it always makes me feel So uncomfortable

Because I thought that term Was on the outs I'm like You can't call But she's like But I am one Yeah she can do it I'm like

You do you You do you It's funny like Calling someone a redhead And calling someone small Are like the two things That aren't cancelled That like you feel

Like you can still say But if you call someone fat You can't Absolutely But it's still the same thing You're commenting on someone's image Appearance Exactly And in 2025 more are like the two things that aren't cancelled, that like you feel like you can still say, but if you call someone fat, you can't. Absolutely. But it's still the same thing. You're commenting on someone's image. Appearance.

Exactly. And in 2025, we don't talk about appearances. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't talk about names. We don't talk about appearances. Yeah. But still though, me with the two redhead friends at the pub. Look at you go. I know.

That's very nice. It's nice of me, isn't it? That is nice of you. When do you often hang out with two redheads? Both boys. And the Chiefs colour. Red. Red.

Exactly. So really, they're. Red. Red. Exactly. So really, they're on theme. Yeah. They are on theme. You're not going to take that hat off all day, are you? No, I'm going to keep it on because I've got really bad hat hair now, so you know my hair will be gone. You've committed now.

The hat is on. The hat is staying on. Yeah. Anyway, no, I'm excited. I've got to host this event. First beer will be in about 55 minutes. Do you have a chicken wing with that beer, or is it too early for wings? No, because they're doing $1 wings until first point scored.

So you've got to go early. You've got to go early. Do you prefer a dry rub wing or a saucy wing? I like both. I like both. Bit of buffalo, you know what I mean, with the white sauce. What is that? Is that like blue cheese or something?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then maybe a few carrot sticks chucked in there. Hello. Balance. Yeah, balance. Hashtag balance. Obviously. While I drink my beers at 10am. All right, a few carrot sticks chucked in there. Hello. Balance. Yeah, balance. Hashtag balance. Obviously.

While I drink my beers at 10 a.m. All right, we'll get out of here. Yeah. Keep us updated. I will. I want to see you progressively get drunker and drunker across the day. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Happy Monday. What a time to be alive.

What a time to be alive. What a time to be tuning in to the Jess and Ducko program. Oh, there's a lot to be happy about today, Duckman. Well, I mean, first of all, Shy Guy nearly didn't show up to work. Let's put that one right on the record. He sends us a message as we're all arriving saying, hey, team, Soz forgot to set an alarm.

And we work on Mondays. You need an alarm, buddy. You've got to have an alarm. He's been doing this job for longer than all of us put together. Yeah, come on. But he forgot Monday is a work day. Well, yeah, sure. Or was it something else?

No, no. Was there someone in the shower guy's bed? Sorry, was there someone who rolled over and hit snooze? Do we have a mystery person in the bed? Sabotage, just to keep you for five minutes longer. What did you get up to last night, crazy cat? Sunday is a cute date night. It is a cute date night, yeah.

Like Doritos and a movie. Oh, yeah, because everyone does it on a Saturday. Sunday feels a bit more special. You never watched in Chilling last night, big guy. What did I watch last night? You Paramount Plus-ing and Chilling. Oh, of course you were. I am watching you NCIS on Paramount Plus, actually.

I know. That's watching you NCIS on Paramount Plus, actually. I know. That's why you're by yourself. Do you want to come over and watch season 17 of NCIS? That's my favourite. Which one? Miami or LA? Obviously Miami. Obviously.

Sydney. Is Stable still on that? That's Law and Order for sure. Damn. Close enough. Anyway, guys, big day. Big day. Big day.

It's also Super Bowl day. It is. How about that? Do you, baby? How about that D, baby? Yes, indeed. So I follow a site that I've had to unfollow, Ducko, because like the same as Batuta Advocate,

I was falling for their stories. I thought it was a legitimate news site. Satirical. I follow an Italian version, and today I woke up and it said, Andrea Bocelli has replaced Kendrick Lamar as the halftime show, and I went to text you being like, Oh, my God, Andrea Bocelli. Holy moly.

You would watch it then. I love Andrea. That's a bit of a step down from Kendrick. I couldn't disagree more. One of my biggest life regrets is not going to the Andrea concert with my mom. I know. You always talk about it. And going to the ACRA Radio Awards and not winning.

Well, Andrea isn't playing. The Chiefs and Eagles aren't. Kendrick is playing at halftime. I'm going to unfollow that site. I believe it too much. I can't wait to see Kendrick play. He's going to be unreal. I know a lot of people get very like, oh, there's some football around the halftime show.

Kendrick is going to. He's got so many songs. And he's coming off the back of many Grammy wins. Oh, yes. A fair few. So we've got Taylor's boyfriend. And he's coming off the back of many Grammy wins. Oh, yes. A fair few. So we've got Taylor's Boyfriend. Yep. Versing.

The Eagles. The Eagles. Philadelphia Eagles. And you're a Chiefs boy. Yeah, I'm a Chiefs. You're in your gear today. Yeah, I'm heading to a pub that I'm hosting an event at at 10am after this. Love that for you.

It's 140 people, 150 people odd. We're doing chicken wings. Chicken wings. Bottomless beers. Cheap beers. Hot wing competition. Hot wings. Oh, beers. Cheap beers. Hot wing competition. Hot wings. Oh, yeah.

I'm excited. Love that. It's always a good day because it's a Monday and it goes for five hours. And it's like, when else do I drink beers and eat wings on a Monday and it's normal? Is that why you shaved the mustache? Because now it's all coming together. How's the mise-en-scene looking? It's like the overall look.

The overall look. He's French. I like it. Truly, it's all come together. Now I see you in your Super Bowl. I got my cheeks get on. Morgan's saying to me every day now, she's saying, I'm not liking the moustache. You're wearing her down with your mode.

You're keeping it, are you? And I'm like, oh, I think I am. Now that you're hating it? Is she enjoying the tickling? No, she's hating that. So we were kissing last night and she's like, oh, it feels so weird. And I was like, oh, come on. It's not that bad.

Just sitting on the couch having a Sunday smooch. That's really nice. So, no, that's problematic. I rubbed my moustache on her belly. Can you feel that, baby? Can you feel that? Can the baby feel that? We saw the baby last night actually kicking so hard that you could see little limbs through

the belly. So alien, isn't it? So weird. So alien. So weird. It was so cool. I was see little limbs through the belly. So alien, isn't it? So weird. So alien. So weird. It was so cool. I was like trying to high five her. Because we know she's an active little thing from the ultrasounds you've had.

And now she's just having a disco. She's having a disco down there. It's crazy. Absolutely crazy. Well, we'll also get into a bit later in the show. You came over on Friday afternoon. Yep. Our pre-pizza party.

You should see how many baby clothes I have now. I saw the time lapse. I thought it was going to be like a bit, oh, we'll get into it. We'll get into it. I'll save it. But it was fun. It was a good time. It was a great time.

So, yeah, things are happening. Yeah, things are happening. Things are happening. First of all, Babs, good morning to you. Haven't said hi to you yet. Good morning. Feeling good? Yeah, feeling pretty good for a Monday.

With Shy Guy's foot off the gas, Babs had to get on the gas. Always. And didn't she just? Always stepped up. Zoom around. Tell us about the first story's foot off the gas, Babs had to get on the gas. And didn't she just? Always stepped up. Zoom around. Tell us about the first story we've got coming up, Babs. It's about jizzing in space. Are we saying the J word on air? I don't know.

I think that might have been in the codes. Couldn't have done it any better myself. You've done Ducco proud, Babs. There's been a scientific study about what happens in space when people need to go. And I think we need to dig down on it. Mate, NASA has spent money on this. What else are we doing? So we best give them the airtime.

Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. The food trends for 2025. You know, late last week, Ducko, I stumbled upon my new favorite website. Yep. Delicious.com. Delicious.com. I stumbled upon my new favorite website. Yep. Delicious.com. Delicious.com. And this comes from Delicious.com.

Okay. They have, I know you said you've got people who've gone up into space to do that study. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, what's going on up there. Yeah, well, my people have done some work too, all right? Okay. They want to make sure everyone's across the things to look out for. What are you going to start seeing inundating your favourite cafes, restaurants, maybe even your home cooking.

I don't know if food goes on trends. Neither did I. But if this is not the TikTok generation, I don't know what is. In 2024, they predicted matcha would be a big thing. And if matcha wasn't a massive thing in 2024. Well, there you go. So they know what they're talking about. It has taken over.

So for 2025, the things that we're going to see. Yes. The flavour of the year. This is huge. Brown sugar. As in, they'll be adding brown sugar to a lot of things? Yes. Citing both its unique ability to evoke nostalgia and its future potential in our ever-changing furukaki sprinkled world.

I don't know what furikake is. Shy Guy, quickly. F-U-R-I-K-A-K-E. Furikake. That's what delicious.com. In recent years, brown sugar has been reimagined. It's not just in the baking world now. We're going to see it everywhere in different sorts of cooking.

Brown sugar is nice to add into like a curry or something like that if you need to add sugar into the recipe instead. I couldn't agree more when it comes to like a vinaigrette or salad dressing. Oh, yes. Nice to just add a little element there, depth of flavour. Absolutely. So brown sugar, it's adaptable and it's versatile. Okay.

Have we got an update on furikake? It's a mixture made of sesame seeds, seaweeds, herbs, fish flakes and salt. That sounds disgusting. It's a Japanese term for sprinkles. Furukaki. Furukaki. So they're seaweed sprinkles. So I like the sugary sticks that you'd put on ice cream.

Yeah. Japanese like a seaweed flake. You can buy a jar of it at Woolworths. Really? Yep. One of the other predictions they are thinking we're going to see in 2025, mashup mania. Different cuisines and culinary styles will collide and flavor escapism is going to seep its way into all our favorite dishes.

So we're going to say satay mixed with cheese. Food of khaki, man. Maybe food of khaki. It's like Asian fusion. You know, we do Asian fusion restaurants here, and it's like just a big mix. It's just a big mix of the whole continent, but maybe we'll start seeing cross-continent.

Okay. We'll see, you know, European food mixed with the Australian food. Yeah. We'll see, you know, some maybe Kiwi traditional dishes mixed with Filipino. Who knows? Okay. Mismatching of food and brown sugar.

Weird and wacky things like rainbow galaxy and unicorn flavors. What does any of that mean? What does that mean? I don't know. But stick around. Unicorn flavors. Yeah. Oh, and mushrooms are set to make a comeback.

Mushrooms never left. Mushrooms have been in for a long time. Maybe I need to write to delicious.com and say, when did mushrooms ever leave? Yeah, when did mushrooms depart? Because people love mushrooms. But this is a whole thing that they've spent a lot of time. I like the brown sugar element, but I just, I mean, can that really be the flavor? You know how the, I don't know who does the color of the year, but this year it's like

chocolate brown or mocha is the color of the year. Now we've got brown sugar as the flavor of the year. It's good to be on top of these trends so the kids don't make fun of us. When you think brown sugar, what do you first think? When I think brown sugar, I think porridge. Like my dad used to make me porridge. What's the key with brown sugar? I'm thinking of, you know, when you'll get like a sweet croissant,

maybe a chocolate croissant or something, and there's that crust of brown sugar. It's been like almost, I don't know, baked onto it. Oh, yeah. That's the flavours of the year, guys. That's the flavour of the year, guys. That's the flavour of the year, guys. We're up with it. We're up with the trends.

We're up with the times. We're up with the trends. Amen. Jess and Ducco. Right now, we need to discuss the really big issues at hand. The final frontier. The final frontier in space. How does it happen?

Can they do it? What happens? Apparently... My question is, Ducco, who wanted to know? Well, so apparently the internet is going nuts. So you remember last year we did this story. Middle last year, Sonny and Butch went to space. Oh, my God.

The ones who got trapped up there. Meant to go for eight days. They're still up there? I don't know if they're still there. Yeah, they got promoted. In space? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Because they couldn't get them back. Hey, guys, we can't get you back. But you know what? This will sweeten the deal. and you can be the boss. So they were meant to go for eight days. They ended up being there for six months or something like that. Yes, yes. And it was a guy and a girl, so naturally the internet was like,

oh, do you reckon that they're bored and they're doing it? And then it basically just led to everyone on the internet saying, I reckon they're in space just with each other. I think they had their own families and stuff. Sure. They certainly were not doing it. Sure. But I love the internet's going, what else are you going to do up there?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you have space sex? You know what I mean? How does it work? Can Rocket Man blast off? You know? Can we do that? Yes.

Space spunk come out? What happens there? What happens there? So then, basically, the internet was going on such a rampage that scientists got involved. Esme, Louise, James got involved and basically got, let's debunk if you can have sex in space. Let's do Mythbusters. Let's do Mythbusters. Sunny and Butch are actually busy.

We can't get them to comment. We can't get them to say it. So Esme. Sunny, Butch are up there in the space station like, how did they know? Just floating around. Oh, God. Okay.

So here's what the scientist. We must have left the intercom onto Houston. It's like those people who do Zoom meetings with their work and then end up doing something else. We can see you. Gary, you're doing it again. Okay.

So apparently intercourse in space is not impossible, but it would be difficult to enjoy due to the lack of stability in the high skies. Oh, okay. So you might think, oh, it's a bit of a gimmick. We're floating around the space shuttle, but gravity does play a vital role. It does play a vital role. In keeping you together, probably. Yeah, so I guess there's no oomph in it.

Yes. However, if a male moonwalker wants time for a bit of self-pleasure, they've debunked how this would happen because then people on the internet are going, hang on, if a guy's in space and he releases something, is it going to be like all the movies I've seen in space where they fall out of their space shuttles and they, is it going to be like all the movies I've seen in space? They fall out of their space shuttles and they've got the gravity to push themselves back? Yes.

They've got the fire extinguishers and things like that to propel themselves back. They need some sort of motion. This is like physics 101. Exactly. So what happens? Listen to the depth I've gone to for this study. Okay. So when a man ejaculates in a vacuum of space, how fast backwards is he propelled?

Is the study question asked. This is a genuine article. I'm not making this up. Wow. In a fundamental concept of physics, according to NASA, the concept states that the total momentum of two or more bodies in a system will remain the same. This means mass multiplied by the velocity of the ejaculated will be the mass multiplied by the velocity of the man. So what they've done is they've-

So what, it cancels each other out? Well, they've calculated the average volume of the space bunk, how much a man produces, what it could do, how heavy it is, how quickly it comes out. They've said that it comes out at 45 kilometres per hour, which I would have thought is pretty fast. That feels very fast. When it's releasing, okay?

Sure. And they've got the volume of how much is in there. Sure. So they say if they get an average man who weighs 70 kilos, means the velocity must equal 0.000562 meters per second. This means our astronaut, who was blasted off in the

vacuum of space, after he does it, is now traveling 2 meters per hour. Like, really slowly. Like, they basically said not a lot would happen. Is the internet thrilled? Is the internet like, we have an answer? It would come out and the guy would be like, oh. I can sleep.

I can sleep well tonight. Real scientists have done study on this. Wow. All the problems we have here on Earth, this is where some of our brightest minds are actually putting their energy. Wow. Oh, you've got to love it. Jess and Ducko in the morning.

Alpha Bucks. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alpha Bucks on hit. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. We have to take your first answer. You can't use the same answer twice, and if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We'll come back to you, of course, if there is time. They're the rules of engagement.

We're playing for $10,000. Our player today is Julie. Good morning, Julie. Good morning. How are you? Julie, we're feeling good for a Monday. The question is, what do you want to spend $10,000 on? We've moved in-house shortly,

so I probably get to a new furniture with the kids. We've got a very, very tall teenager that lives with us. Okay. A queen size just isn't big enough. Oh, wow. It's too big. Are we talking king or super king? We're probably talking super king.

Super king. What are we talking here? How tall have we got? Six foot six. Oh, that is big. Wow. Call the NBA. And sorry, as a six. Oh, that is big. Wow. Call the NBA. And sorry, as a teenager.

Yeah, that's a tall. Holy moly. There might be more growing to be done. Are you and your partner tall, Julie? Well, he's my grandson, so yeah, his father's very tall. Wow. Okay, his father's tall. Okay, that's, what we've always said, Julie, is the motivation for Alpha Bucks, when it

comes from love. Yep. There's no better motivator. It does things to people. It does things to people. And Julie's got a grandson, you know. Julie doesn't want grandson's toes poking over the bed anymore. No.

Can you imagine? He's probably shins off the bed. Yep. All right. This is a great omen, Julie, because your letter's B. B for bed. Fair enough. Okay. All right.

Fair enough. That works. Let's do it. Your time. Okay. All right. Fair enough. That works. Let's do it. Your time. We'll start after the first question. You ready to rock? I am. Okay.

Starting with the letter B, we need you to name an occupation. Butcher. A brand. Billabong. A country. Pass. A country. Pass. A type of cheese. Free.

Something that stings you. A bee. A body part. Back. A music artist. Pass. A three-letter word. Bow.

Something you wear. Oops. Had been after the buzzer, though, to get yourself, well, it was after the buzzer, but let's say seven just for good time. Seven of the best, Julie. Seven of the best. Good player. Thank you.

Lillian, we missed out on a country. It could have been Brazil. A music artist. It could have been Bruno Mars or Britney Spears. Everything else you answered and everything else you got correct. Thank you. You were close. But you don't go by empty-handed.

I think you'll love this, Julie. $100 suspended budgie smuggler. Oh, hello. Hey. Well, thanks very much. You're very welcome, Julie. Thanks for joining the show. Good luck on the bigger bed.

Yeah, thanks so much. You have a great day, guys. You too. You too. We do play again, but how's this? At eight, we play Alphabucks Couples Edition. That's right. It's Valentine's Day this week. What day is that? The 14th, which is Friday. Oh, is it Friday? It's Friday. It's Valentine's Day. Imagine all the dates

everywhere on Friday night. I know. It's a Friday night as well. I tried to sit my husband down last night being like, so you haven't told me what the dinner plans are. He went, you know Howland Country Music Festival is on the Saturday. I'm not seeing you all week. Let's pick it up next week. I'm like, okay, fine. Oh, you'd be so disappointed.

Yeah. I'll take the dog out for a day. I celebrate Valentine's Day on a day when you can celebrate love every day. You know. You don't need a day to celebrate it. There's the love guru right there. Thank you so much. The love doctor. Don't just think Ducko's a sport guy. Nah. You know, the cheeky to celebrate it. There's the love guru right there. Thank you so much. The love doctor. Don't just think Ducko's the sport guy. Nah.

You know, the cheeky larrikin. Nah, nah. I'm the love guy. He's deep, man. I'm the love guy. He is deep. Jess and Ducko. You know, I had some stuff done to the lawn, and I don't care about lawns.

I never have. Yeah, but you had a bit of a garden, a whole garden reno. Yeah, we did. And now we've got some plants in there, and we've got things that are growing. Was the motivation the baby? Because you had a slope. Was the motivation, let's level it out for the little one? Yeah, make it flat.

And we just wanted to do something, make it a bit nicer. Well, if we're going to spend a lot of time in this space, it also gives another living space to the house, because now we can actually use the outside. Pam doesn't go and- Someone's thinking resale value. That was definitely there too. But also, it's like Pam doesn't go and bark at every single person walking, because we built this massive front fence.

Yep. Anyway. Let's block the world out. Let's block the world out for our sweet angel, who turned five, by the way. I did see that, but do you want to tell the truth? Yeah, Pam actually turned five a week ago. We forgot her birthday.

So we pretend it was yesterday. We gave her a soccer ball and took her to the beach. She looked very happy in your Instagram story. She was so tired last night. She was asleep with her eyes open. Well, that's the last birthday as an only child. I know. So I'm glad she had a good one.

So anyway, I looked at the weather forecast for coming over the next few days. Expected a lot of rain where we are. So I was like, I've got to get my lawn ready. So I'm going to do all the mowing. I'm going to clean it all up. I'm not going to overwater it. Sure. But I've now started to- Wait, do you water your lawn? I've got to water my the mowing. I'm going to clean it all up. I'm not going to overwater it. Sure. But I've now started to-

Wait, do you water your lawn? I've got to water my plants still because they're growing. So I've got a bunch of plants in there, mainly Australian natives because they're hard to kill. Nice choice. But I'm still watering it every day. Okay. And the lawn is still, like the new lawn that I had to get done with the old lawn is meeting. I'm having to water them to get them-

Because they're not established. Correct. Fair enough. They're trying to grow over. So I'm putting a lot of time and pride into this thing. Like every day, without fail, I'll get it done. Does like an alarm go off on your phone? Lawn time?

Lawn time. It's like cleaning my teeth every single day. I've just got to get it done. I'm just going to get this done. Twice a day. You've already gotten into bed. You're like, crap. Yeah, yeah.

I've got to do it. I haven't watered the lawn. Got to get out there. I'm getting so obsessed with it that I'm getting to know the plants really well. And I'm starting to. I'm really well. And I'm starting to... Sorry, what does that mean? It sounds intimate. I'll say to Morgan, come check out this Billy Bonkers. That's one of the plants. Come check out this Billy Bonkers.

I think this one's growing. Don't you reckon it looks better than that one? And Morgan's like, ah, sort of looks the same to me. So what I've started doing is I've started taking photos. No! I've started taking photos. Progress shots? Yeah! Like they've just started a new gym routine? Oh my god! Of my li routine. Oh, my God. Of my lily pillies, my lollipops and my billy bonkers.

Wow. Because I'm trying to get them to grow. I'm like, Morgan, look at this one. So you can show Morgan. It's like a guy trying to start a hair regrowth situation. Yeah. It doesn't look like my hair. But look where I started. Because Morgan keeps saying, I don't know if they grow that.

I'm like, they are growing. Don't. Because plants listening. You don't want to offend the plant. That was going to be my next question. We've done experiments on this very show. Yeah. There are studies that say kind, a kind word, a compliment, even a soft song.

You should hear me build them up. You know, you guys are looking so good today. It's your day today. Come on now. What do you say to the one that looks like it's not growing as much as its brother? That is a tough one because you know what? I accidentally yesterday, I was getting excited with Pam and I was throwing the ball with her.

Oh, hang on a minute. And I threw the ball at one of my lily pillies. Oh, crap. And this one is the one that's dying, like struggling to take. Oh, no. Now it's getting abused. It broke one of the branches off, but not all the way. It's sort of like half. So I just like got some, I just like tied some string around it and tied it back on. Will that take him? It's not going to

fuse, will it? I don't know. I don't think so. But I'm too scared to show Morgan because if she knows I was playing fetch with the dog and I broke one of our plants, she'll be so angry at me. I don't think so. But I'm too scared to show Morgan because if she knows I was playing fetch with the dog and I broke one of our plants, she'll be so angry at me. Well, you lose all credibility. I lose everything. You lose everything. And also, I felt so offended to one of my little babies.

I know. Let alone the one that was already struggling. I know. So it won't fuse? I don't know. I didn't know if it would. We need plant people to slide into. Babs, you're the plant gal.

So it's not all the way. It's just like bent. And so it's ripped. But it's not all the way. It's just like bent. And so it's ripped, but it's not all the way off. One of the branches. It sounds like it's like when your shoulder dislocated. Exactly like that. If you don't put it back in. It's just hanging on by a thread.

I don't know. I think you'd probably have to get rid of that. We need to amputate. Yeah. Oh no. Here's what I'm going to do. But maybe for the greater good, we sacrifice a limb for the greater good. If there is a storm today, I'm going to then, after the storm, take away the strength to show Morga and be like,

oh, the storm did it. Look, we're going to have to replace it so she can never find me. But you know what I think you might have to do? Yeah. Break some of the others. No. Why would just one have broken in the storm? I don't have it in me to do that.

I don't have it in me to do that. You'll probably break it with another throw today. Massive day. Might see that song performed by Kendrick at the Super Bowl today, baby. Chiefs take on the Eagles. I mean, Taylor will obviously be in the crowd because she's supporting the love of her life in Travis Kelsey. Yes. He didn't go to the Grammys, whatever.

She's going to the Super Bowl, whatever. All right, couldn't go. But she's there. She's there. They could do bad blood. She could pop out, make a cameo. Who knows? Who knows?

A lady who might know, though, is live on the ground at Caesars Superdome in New Orleans, Louisiana. We cross to Miley Hogan from Channel 7. Good morning, Miley. Good morning, guys. Wouldn't it be iconic if they performed Bad Blood together for the halftime show? I mean, she's there. Miley, she's there.

She would just have to come down from her air-conditioned box and be like, hey, I'll do my verses. I'll go back up and watch my boyfriend. Absolutely. Easy to do. How good is that, Miley? Because New Orleans seems like such a fun city. It looks like the street's been closed down, lots of festivals.

It looks like it's a good time already. Oh, I've been having the absolute best time working here. I've been here all week, going around Bourbon Street, talking to footy fans. As you guys know, Super Bowl is one of the biggest sporting shows in America, if not the biggest sporting event in the United States. And they go all out. All week there's been footy fans in the streets, partying, having fun. But today is the big day, and we're inside the stadium at the moment.

Fans haven't quite come in yet, but they're starting to trickle in now. But the game's on in another three and a half hours. Yeah, and it'll go for like five hours. So we've got all day. It's a big event. It's huge. So it's the Chiefs versus the Eagles. Now, am I correct, these two faced each other relatively recently?

Two years ago, yes. Who's the hot favourite, Miley? What's the energy? Are we leaning towards the Chiefs just because of the Taylor element? Well, I've got to say, being here for the week, there's definitely more Eagles fans in town. And chatting to a lot of NFL people, there's a little bit of Chiefs fatigue because they have won the last two.

People are wanting to see someone different. But then, of course, the diehard Kansas City Chiefs fans. Look, for a bit of history, these two teams did face each other two years ago and the Philadelphia Eagles lost to the Kansas City Chiefs fans. Look, for a bit of history, these two teams did face each other two years ago, and the Philadelphia Eagles lost to the Kansas City Chiefs. So the Eagles are out for redemption today. They do not want history to repeat itself. But the Kansas City Chiefs are chasing their own history. If they win today, they will be the first NFL team to win three Super Bowls in a row,

and that will really cement them as one of the greatest teams of all time. It'll be fantastic. A lot riding on the outcome. Yeah. And obviously there's an Aussie, Jordan Mailata, who's playing for the Eagles as well. Have you seen him throughout the week or had a chance to chat to him at all? Yeah, absolutely.

I've been talking with Jordan and he is honestly a genuinely lovely human being and a really good, really good player. I've seen lots of commentators here in America calling him one of the best left tackles that they've got. So it's been amazing to chat to people and fans on the ground as well about Jordan. They all recognise him. They're super excited to see him play. Obviously, Jordan's really excited.

He said he's staying cool, calm and collected because he knows how big this moment is, not only for his team, but he will become the only Australian to play in a Super Bowl and win if the Eagles get over the line. So I'm looking at him as well. Yeah, it's exciting. Unbelievable.

The other thing around the game, obviously, besides the actual sport element, the halftime element, are those ads, Miley. We're already seeing them sort of flood social media. Which one have you seen getting the most traction? Is it the Harry Met Sally with the Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal for mayonnaise by any chance? That ad is perfect, isn't it?

It's unbelievable. It has been getting so much attention. Such a clever idea. It's been doing really, really well. The conspiracy theory one with Uber Eats has also been doing really well. But look, those ads are very expensive. This year it was a record. I think it was around $12 million for 30 seconds of airtime.

So unbelievable. That would be the best mayonnaise ever. Yeah, you would hope so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And, Molly, before we let you go, do you get to watch the game from a good vantage point in the Dome? Look, if you weren't jealous, you'll be jealous now.

I'm on the sidelines watching it from the sidelines on the field. I'm so jealous. It's unbelievable. So will you be on the sidelines for Kendrick's halftime show as well? I will be on the sidelines for the halftime show as well. I know. Best job of the year. What an assignment.

Well done. I'm jealous. Well, Marley Hogan, you can watch, of course, Marley on the Sideline and the Super Bowl Live on Channel 7 from 10. Enjoy it. Have some fun and get some photos for us. Will do. Thanks, guys.

I'm so jealous. Wow. That'd be so cool. Tickets are like five grand. I know you love what we do here, but are you regretting choosing this industry and not going into journalism? Jess and Ducco. When did you regretting choosing this industry and not going into journalism? Jess and Ducko. When did you try to be the hero?

Now, that could be you ended up being the hero. Oh, yes. You got a pat on the shoulder, grew an extra two feet tall because you know you saved the day. Or you just attempted to be a, maybe under false pretenses. Yeah. My parents were down at their holiday house on the coast, and my mum called me late last night to share a pretty scary story. Where a very lovely, good Samaritan, happened to be an Irish tourist who was nearby, who has rushed over thinking my dad's having a heart attack.

And he has run over to my parents and in a very thick Irish accent starts trying to assess my dad, trying to get him on the- Was he like choking? Was he like hot and sweaty? Was he looking like he was going to collapse? What my dad was doing, according to my mum who was getting the story out in fits and giggles- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Collapse? What my dad was doing, according to my mum, who was getting the story out in fits and giggles. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

On a very public street, broad daylight. They were just going for a nice stroll, my mum and dad. My dad was trying to reenact his friend who had a heart attack. Oh, no. The previous week. Oh, no. When the two couples were going for a walk. That's the age they are.

Ah, at least you've seen Gary and Dot last week. Gary nearly had a heart attack. Sandra and Ronnie. Oh, Sandra and Ronnie. Same. Sandra and my mum, you know, classic ladies, have taken off on the fellas and they're power walking. They're off.

The ladies are off. We're feeling good for our age. That's right. But my dad and Ronnie, just ambling. They're in no hurry. And Ronnie nearly has a heart attack. Well, Ronnie genuinely started clutching his chest having a medical episode. So when my dad was retelling this story to my mum a week later,

they were around the same spot where it happened. So it made my dad go, oh, my God, this is where we were when Ronnie clutched his chest. And my dad being my dad. Yeah, yeah. My dad. He's really over the top with it. He's not a very tall gentleman, but he's big in his actions. And he's clutching his chest and wiping his brow.

Go full Italian. Obviously, getting worked up in telling the story, that probably looking a little flush. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Looking a little sweaty himself. And someone's seen him and gone, oh, my God, that gentleman's in trouble. Truly. The volume is raised.

My mum probably is looking like, why isn't that lady helping him? But she knows because he doesn't need help. So this Irish guy has run over. He's done first aid once. Here he comes. And he grabs my dad. You're having a heart attack? Sorry, you want me to get you up?

Are you all right? If I could do the accent, I would do the accent. No, you just do your dad. I'll be the Irish guy. Sorry, you're having a heart attack? No, he's great. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I don't need it. My mum is in fits of laughter. And apparently this guy, the Irish guy, was like, F and hell, and got really animated in his own Irish way. He's like, you gave me an F and heart attack. I thought you were having an F and heart. Good on him for coming over and rushing over. Truly, he really stepped up.

Yeah, that's good of him. This stranger has run over. Your mum must have seemed so cold to him. Truly, my mum's laughing, basically. Oh, that's so funny. And they're saying, you know, how long have you been in the country? You clearly got the strong accent. Are you just visiting? He goes, I've been in the country 48 hours. And I thought, that's so funny. And they're saying, you know, how long have you been in the country? You clearly got the strong accent. Are you just visiting?

He goes, I've been in the country 48 hours. And I thought, oh my God, what a welcome to Australia. I'm going to have to save this man's life. He's having a heart attack on the street in front of me. But just so. That's so funny. So quintessential. Your dad reenacting his friend having a heart attack from days before.

And someone thought he was having a heart attack from days before and someone thought he was having a heart attack. He's like, get on the ground, get on the ground. Call 911. Call 911. Oh my God, what country do I live in? Call 000. Yeah, could you imagine you and your mum in a crisis?

My goodness. If your dad actually was having a heart attack, I hope the Irishman's nearby. He's going to have to follow us around now because he's the only one who'd probably be able to act in an emergency. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I just thought it was a wonderful indictment on a stranger. Yeah. So 131060, I wanted to do, when did you try to be the hero?

Or if you were the hero. Or if you were the hero. Maybe someone genuinely did need assistance. Someone on the plane, is there a doctor on board? You know what I mean? Someone choked on a nut, you needed to give them CPR. You're doing the Heimlich. The Heimlich manoeuvre. Yes. Anything like that. If youoked on a nut, you needed to give them CPR. You're doing the Heimlich. The Heimlich maneuver.

Yes. Anything like that. If you've ever saved anyone. We want to hear from you. Or if you've attempted to save. If you've attempted to save. You know, you thought they were drowning, but they were just having a great time in the ocean. Oh, you know I've saved someone from drowning.

I saved that little fat kid. And God, his parents were not appreciative enough. I was like, I just. I think he was having a great time in the surf. I just thought, oh, Gus just glumped out of the surf and it nearly killed me and you guys don't care? That at least deserves 20 bucks. You got 20 bucks?

You got 20 bucks? Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. Did you become a hero? Were you an accidental hero? Or did you just try and then go, I'm not actually needed like what happened. My parents have a holiday house on the coast.

Having a lovely stroll when they hit a spot on their walk where a week prior, my dad's friend had actually had a cardiac arrest. He had not serious. He's okay. But he was clutching his chest, got all hot and sweaty. And my dad was trying to reenact that story for my mum, who wasn't there at the moment where the heart attack was happening. He's a big character, my dad, as you know, Ducko.

So he's doing the clutching of the chest and the woe is me and the carry on. He was committed to it. He was committed to the performance. The volume got loud so much so that an Irish tourist who'd been in the country 48 hours rushed over thinking, I'm going to have to administer CPR. I'm going to be a hero. Elbow will probably give me a buzz, being like, thank you for your service to the country. I'm sure he would have.

And my mum had to be like, no, sir. My husband is just a drama queen and he's being way too demonstrative in his performance. Shows he's acting spot on though. Spot on. Really, he should get into community theatre. The great performance was from my mum describing the carry-on from the Irish guy being like, earth and hell, and she did a really good Irish accent. You want to go?

No, I don't. Are you sure? You don't want to do your Irish accent? No, because I'll slip into the character too much and accidentally swear. 725, we can't do that, doco. Kim has called in on 131060. Now, Kim, were you a hero? Yeah, on the weekend, I was at a sporting event where a gentleman just near us, only

a young man, had a massive heart attack. And did you step in? Yeah. People around, obviously the family, they were freaked out. They didn't know what to do, what was going on. They were just screaming and panicking. I quickly ran over, had to lay him down and start CPR. Both teams' doctors actually jumped the fence

when they realised what was going on and they came to assist until finally an ambulance was able to come through to him as well. Oh, my God, is he all right now? He is all right, thank God. If it wasn't, to be honest, like, this is the importance of being able to know what to do in an emergency, like to know first aid and CPR. Yes. CPR is a big one, isn't it?

And to act, absolutely. And Kim, obviously, equipped with the skills, you saved this guy's life. Jeez, Kim. It feels weird to go, well done, but I don't know what else to say. I know, you must have felt like a complete hero after that, though. You must have, jeez complete hero after that, though. You must have. Jeez. You did it that night.

Well, the importance, though, is people do need to, if you can, go and do the CPR training. So then that way, in an emergency, you can help. Look at her. She stayed in hero mode. She's now trying to get the message across. Thank you, Kim. Wow. Yeah, we go to Sharon on 131060.

You are a hero as well, Sharon. Good morning, guys. Happy Monday. Happy Monday. I was driving past a house, and when I glanced across, I saw a gentleman laying in the driveway. So I pulled over, jumped out. It was an older gentleman, and he had fallen out and whacked his head. So he was bleeding from the head. So I quickly, he was alive, thank goodness. So I yelled

and I ran into the garage, yelled out. Four elderly gentlemen all came out. So I saved the gentleman and I got the man to ring for an ambulance and gave all the details to the ambulance people. They came about 15 minutes later. I stood there for an hour because it was a hot, sunny day. I stood there for an hour with the umbrella up to keep him safe. And I waited. But the funny little thing was he did not want to go to hospital. The ambulance people could not convince him to go to hospital because his wife and the other three gentlemen's wives were all away having a cocktail weekend.

So it's like if I go to hospital, you're going to have to call my wife. I didn't want to disturb her. Cut her a girl's weekend short. Yeah, they'd be looking forward to this for months. Sharon, if you hadn't looked over, who knows how long he could have been there or what would have happened. I'm not quite sure how long. Yeah, they've been looking forward to this for months. Sharon, if you hadn't looked over, who knows how long he could have been there or what would have happened. Yeah, it's crazy. Amazing. Crazy. The Rice Cookers are

genuine heroes. Genuine heroes. There you go. It makes me feel more confident walking down the street. Someone will step up. You really need to do that CPR course. Yes. Because I still haven't done it. If anyone's going to step up, it'd be you, but you need the skills. I would know what I was doing.

You would run over and be like, I don't actually know what to do. Jess and Ducco. Biddy, biddy, bang, bang. Biddy, bang, bang. Biddy, biddy, bang, bang. Biddy, bang, bang. Biddy, biddy, bang, bang. Oh, yeah.

Shy Guy's going to give us a topic and Ducco and I are going to try and outbid each other. We're saying bid, too, not like bitty. Not bitty. We're saying bitty. Biddy, biddy, bang, bang. Yeah. You'd be forgiven, because I guess it's chitty, chitty, so you might think bitty, bitty,

but no, we've made it biddy, biddy, bang, bang. Yeah. Because it's a bidding war, basically. We're going up against each other. Three rounds. Three rounds. Yeah. Who can name the most things in a certain category?

I went easy on you last week. I realised I could name like 50 Harry Potter characters. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, that's all right. We're working this out. What have we got, Shogo? All right, first category, fruits. Oh.

Oh, jeez. I'd like to offer the first bid. I reckon 10 fruits. Oh. I reckon 10 fruits. I reckon 15 fruits. You reckon 15? Yep. Unless you think more? No.

I reckon you should go for your 15 fruits. Good luck. Apple, pear, orange, cherries, passion fruit, banana, mango, nectarine, peach, fig. Yeah, you've got five to go. Grapes, tomato, technically a fruit. Is it? You got guava, papaya, rock melon. There you go.

Now, what I was meant to say is we were meant to get a 20-second time and not a 30. That's 30. You gave me a lot of time there. That felt great. Thank you meant to get a 20-second time and not a 30. That's 30. You gave me a lot of time there. That felt great. Thank you. It was a fair bit of time in that. We're meant to do 20 seconds, not 30.

Okay. You got it. We'll work that out next week. So tomatoes are fruit. Yep. Do you want to Google that, shy guy? Because I'm not trusting that. It's always that.

It depends who you ask sort of thing. Are you happy for me to read what I've just found? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is tomato a fruit or a vegetable? The age-old question actually has an answer. It's both. Oh, okay. All right.

When it counts. Okay. That's a point. Damn, if that was a 20-second time, we would have got it. I had to walk through the produce aisle in Woolworths. Okay, all right. My daughter loves her fruits. Try this one.

Super Bowl halftime performance. Ooh, all right. Fucking my daughter loves it, F. Roots. Try this one. Super Bowl halftime performers. Ooh, that's a good one. I think I could name five. Yeah, I was just thinking five. I guess I'll go six. Yeah, you're going to have to because I can't do seven. I don't know if I'm confident. Bang away, youo. Justin Timberlake, Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce, Destiny's Child,

Dr. Dre, Kendrick. That's six already. I don't even know if they're correct. Yeah, yeah. And then can I go into that? Because Dr. Dre had like 50 cents. He had Eminem. Sure.

They all count. Okay. Well done. Okay, perform yourself. I could have named like maybe eight or nine. Yeah, yeah. Put your back yourself. Thank you. Okay, here we go. Sure. They'll count. Okay. Well, well done. Okay, perform yourself. I could have named like maybe eight or nine. Yeah, yeah. Put your back yourself. Okay, here we go.

It's a tiebreaker. It's hard to know how much to bid. I know, because my cocky ego comes in. Oh, crap. Dog breeds. Oh, jeez. I think I could name 11. Well, I'm going to have to go 15, aren't I?

Do you reckon you can go more than 15? Can you? I don't know. So this is the thing. If you can't name 15, all I need to do is name one that you haven't named. You know what, Duck? I'll prove it. Go.

I want to give 15 dog breeds. And you've got to be... You do whatever you want. Bull Arab, Doberman, Cocker Spaniel, Cavoodle, Labrador, Golden Retriever, German Shepherd, Shih Tzu. Okay, come on. Think of another dog breed. Oh, what's that? What's that little annoying sausage dog?

King Charles Cavalier, a grey short-haired pointer. It's German short-haired pointer. A Malamoo, a Beagle, a Staffy, a... I've said that! How many did I get? 14. And you know the one you did not say? Oh, no.

Rhodesian Ridgeback. Baby! Baby! I should have gone for the dogs in the room. And you know the one you did not say? Oh, no. Rhodesian Ridgeback Baby. Should have gone for the dogs in the room. Duh. How rude. How rude of you. Damn it.

So thank you for the... I was trying to think of all the oodles, like Cavoodle, Labradoodle, Caspoodle. Are there other oodles? That's so much easier to just swoop in with one. Yeah, I know. I was that close. Okay. You were, but thank you Okay. I was that close. Okay. You were, but thank you for doing all the work. Friday night, me and my soulmate went and saw you and your soulmate.

This is a beautiful segue. Beautiful segue. Thanks, mate. We got baby clothes off you on Friday. That's right. I have a daughter. You're expecting a daughter. Yeah.

And with that comes the sharing of stuff. So good that you're having a girl. It just makes my life so much easier. It is a rite of passage that you use your friends for the stuff they already have. And our daughters will only be about 18 months apart. So all our stuff, still. It works. Great Nick.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's one thing. I know your sister has three daughters. Yeah. But her kids are like- Too old. The minimum is like five. That's old thing. I know your sister has three daughters, but her kids are like, the minimum is five. That's old stuff. She's thrown them all away.

Yeah, that's the thing. She doesn't have it. Yes. Whereas I am like, get this out of my house. It's just taking up room. She had three massive tubs full of clothes, like huge tubs full of clothes. And I thought it was going to be a little bit of like, you know,

Morgan and I go over and we look at a couple. But, you know, we sat down. Morgan had the task of two tubs and I had one tub. To be fair, you both started with one tub each, but she was just going through it a bit more. Not to start with, though. To be fair, she pulled out the first thing. I set the phone up. I thought this might be a fun little video.

Lucky I put it on time lapse because she pulled out the first thing and went, I don't know. Should we not? Tried to consult with you. Yeah, and I'm there going, I don't know. It looks cool. Started working out right. So if it's four zeros now and it is a wintry sort of onesie.

Will this work? Will this work for the age our daughter will be with the corresponding season? She was taking the task very practically. I learned that there's sizes for this stuff. I recently learned this. Three zeros, four zeros, two to three months. There's five zeros.

I had no idea what the zeros were because I was just pulling things out going, that's a vibe, I like it. And Morgan's like, wait, no, she might be able to fit that. Wait, that could be the wrong season when she's born. I was like, just take her, Morgan. You then started piffing it. She goes, no, that's the no pile. We want the maybe pile or the yes, definite yes pile.

This is like free cash. We just take everything, okay? Who cares? I actually liked your methodology. It was like, get a sense. Too many lemons? Not enough lemons. Somewhere in the middle.

Had to throw some lemon stuff back. I bet. Too lemony. I'm surprised you just wanted to let them go. But it was so funny. She had a lot of lemons. Yeah, I know. Too lemony. I'm surprised you just wanted to let them go. But it was so funny. She had a lot of lemons. Yeah, I know. There were so many.

She even has double ups of the same lemony things in different sizes. There was things to cover the nappies to make the nappy look more demure. I was like, what the hell is this? Yeah, bloomers. We learnt the word bloomers. Okay, I just learnt that. Bloomers. Yeah, we're there going through it all and Jess is sitting in front of Morgan and Jess

is getting so much joy out of Morgan looking at the kids' things and looking at it. And Morgan and Jess, it was kind of cool to see them bond over the daughter situation. Like, I was like, oh, this is a real bonding moment. I forgot you and Angus and even Lucia were there. It was more, it was a real, we don't hang out enough, Morgan and I. And it was such a nice, I don't know. It was a nice moment. It was a really-

I even noticed it too. I was like, oh, these two are having a moment. And then every now and then I'd be talking to Angus like, yes, how's work? Drink and watch. What's this? I should keep this one. And he's like, that has a zip. It's easy.

I'm like, okay, I'll take it. I know you did pull out something with buttons and he went- Don't take that. Shook his head. He was like- He was giving me all the dad insight. Like, that one you'll never use. That one I loved.

That one, easy to get on. Yes. And so I was just, you know- Because Angus was the 2am feed and nappy change guy. It's like, that one you'll never use. That one I loved. That one, easy to get on. Because Angus was the 2 a.m. feed and nappy change guy. So he was very like, why have you bought all this impractical stuff? Yeah, it's cute. So freaking annoying and pitch black. Trying to deal with the snaps.

I'm glad I had him in my corner. So he was giving some great advice just under the table. I thought Shy Guy would be like five to ten minute exercise. All right, you're going to talk us best part of an hour. Oh, a hundred percent. There was a lot of stuff. And Jess sat through every single bit of clothing and gave us a little bit of a backstory on each bit of clothing. I wanted them to know all the joy imbibed into the garment.

Did Lucia look at you at all and go, where's my clothes? Lucia came up to me when I was holding a hat that I wanted to take, by the way, and she was like, grabs it off me like, this is my hat. And then puts it on herself. You could tell she was looking at her clothes get pivved off. And she was like, what are you guys doing to me? What are you? Wait, am I going with you too? Because that's all my stuff.

What's happening? Am I moving out? And then we went back into the attic and we got out a bassinet. We got out the travel bassinet. The travel pram. And yeah, she was looking like, this is all my stuff. Yeah, she cried that night going to bed. We filled up my ute.

We filled up the whole tray of the ute with all baby stuff. Lucky you bought the big boy ute. Oh, yeah. It was full. I'm just so glad to see it get another. We're big reduce, reuse, recycle people. Do I give it back to you now after I've used it? It's funny.

My dad was concerned about that. If we have another daughter, but even just the sentimentality side of some of the stuff. Yeah. Yeah, I guess we can do it again in 12 months' time. We'll go back again and see. Maybe we'll do it again and we'll come to your house. I'll get photos of my child and your child's stuff and we'll see who wore it better.

We'll do a who wore it better. Oh, I love it. Like red carpet. Oh, yeah. Oh, I love that. We'll do that. We'll do a poll. I love it.

Let's make these girls mortal enemies. Let's put it on the internet. Let's do that. We'll do a poll. I love it. Let's make these girls mortal enemies. Let's put it on the internet. Let's do that. Make the world decide. That'll go well. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Alpha Bucks. Jess and Ducko's.

Alpha Bucks. Couples. Alpha Bucks Couples Edition. Indeed. Valentine's Day on Friday. So we thought, why not get soulmates on together to play together for 10K? Because what do they say? You know, my better half.

You bring out the best in me. Oh, yeah. So surely working together will get you closer than ever before to the $10,000. You'd think. Super charging Friday night. Yeah. So you can do something really special. Mm-hmm.

We've got our first couple here. You had to register, though Friday night. Yeah. So you can do something really special. Mm-hmm. You're going to have a first couple here. You had to register, though. Hit.com.au. You can still register if you want to play as well through later in the week. But today, meet Sky and Caleb. Good morning, Sky and Caleb. Good morning. Let's learn a little bit about S&K.

How long have you guys been together? Since, oh, we've known each other for five years, but we got together four years ago. Four years, that's a good amount of time. So you met at the pub, you were a mutual friend, and you ended up in an argument. Is that true? Yeah, because I'm telling you, it's send it,

and he was saying feed it. It's not. Wait, wait, wait, wait. The argument's still happening. Okay, what's the argument here? I don't understand. No, I said send it, and she was like, no, feed it. Send it and feed it for what content?

As in when you, like, show a drink? No, we were in the car, and I was like, he was like, oh, bloody send it. And I was like, it's feed it, you loser. Oh, like, send it as in speed. Like, go hard, drive fast. Well, but, like, we were drinking, so. Oh, send it. No, I would say it's send it.

Who is thinking who? Yeah, I would say it's send it, not what you said, feed it. Yeah, I would say it's send it, not feed it. Sky, do you think it's feed it? Oh, look. Okay, Jess, I told you I just wanted this fridge magnet. Okay, you're supposed to be on my team here. Sorry, I can't be on. And you know how I feel about eating, but feed it.

Feed it sounds like you're punching someone. Feed him. Feed him. Oh, yeah, okay. Well, maybe I was a bit mad that I was in the wrong and I was just trying to figure out a way to get in. I'm getting the sense. Sky, is your strategy here for Alpha Bucks couples

just really get in before Caleb? So you're writing the narrative here? No, no. No, okay. We played for a solid hour yesterday of the same wavelength on the drive home and I was like, right, we can't get this. You've got to do better. Do you guys have the yin and yang,

like someone knows more about pop culture, someone's more science and math-y, you know? I'm bad with numbers, and I don't know football players. Okay. Caleb, what are you good at? Are you still there? Yeah, absolutely. I'll just lose a piece of pork and let her go.

Hey, babe, with $10,000 on the line, if she's going to get it over the line, let her run. Okay. Feed it, as we say. Feed it. The rules of engagement, still the same quiz, 30 seconds, 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer, though.

The first one to speak, we have to take that. If you both speak over each other, it's null and void. It doesn't happen. One person has to answer it, okay? Okay. All right, all right. All right, here we go. The letter you guys are working with.

What have they got? Perfect for a Valentine's Day couples edition of Alpha Bucks. It's L for love, baby. All right. All right. Feed it, guys. Feed it. Feed it.

We're about to feed it for $10,000. Here we go. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter L, we need you to name a body part. Legs. A rom-com. Love, actually. A confectionary item.

Lollies. Something sour. Lemon. An ocean animal. Pass. A kid's toy. Pass. An Italian dish.

Liguini. An actress. Pass. A drink. Lemonade. A sportswear brand. Lonsdale. An ocean animal.

Shit. Take it easy, Sky. Take it easy. Take it easy. Sky. Take it easy. Take it easy. Sky, Caleb, you're not getting... You're in the outhouse tonight. She only half ate it. Oh, poor Caleb's there in the background. Look, you got yourself...

Can I get my fridge magnet now? Let's go through them first, Sky. Yeah, hang on. You got yourself six, maybe seven. Conventory item lollies. I mean, I guess we can accept that. It's our type of thing. Do better.

Do better, babe. Do better. I got it. I got you. Caleb got it. He just got it there in the end. And Caleb's away for work at the moment as well, which makes us even better.

Wow. An ocean animal could have been lobster. A kid's toy could have been Lego. An actress could have been Lady Gaga or Lindsay Lohan. You have three children. How did I not get that? We step on Lego every day. Well, you know what's coming your way?

$100 to spend a budgie smuggler. That's right. And someone get Sky a fridge magnet. Get Sky a fridge magnet, okay? Yes, I told you I would do anything I could to get that bloody fridge magnet. And you did. You're getting it. Caleb, your fridge is getting a brand new magnet, okay? Yes, I told you I would do anything I could to get that bloody fridge magnet. And you did. You're getting it. Caleb, your fridge is getting a brand new magnet,

mate. Alright, you're not in the doghouse now. I got my fridge magnet. We're going to frame it. Oh, that's nice. It's not even on the fridge. It's on the wall. I like that. I like that too. I'll put it in the salon. You guys didn't work harmonically as a team, but we still had a bit of fun. We had so much fun.

Thank you for joining the show, guys. Have a great Valentine's Day. Have a good day. You too. Thank you. Good luck, Caleb. Good luck with everything. Feed it.

Feed it. What do you miss about being young? What do you miss about being young? Being the young guys. Hey, you might be 14 and you're going, geez, I loved it when I was eight. So we are willing and able to take that call. We do get the kids calling every now and then with things like that. We do.

Remember the kid who called last week? When could it be much worse? An 11-year-old called. Unbelievable contribution. He had no undies on that day. He had no undies. It was a tough day. Look, there's just been a viral thread that's gone online.

These are always fun. I thought we could all share each other's. I can share some of these. You can share yours on 131060. People miss having energy when they were young. Oh, big one. I think this is a big one. My body didn't hurt.

Sneeze, neck pain. Swallow water too hard, I'm going to die. Swallow water too hard. Also, what I miss about getting young, not getting up and going. I know, the groans. Yeah, the groans. The groans. It doesn't take much.

Like, yeah, mid-30s and the groans begin. Maybe even earlier. Absolutely. The joint pain, the knee pain. Yes. It doesn't take much. Like, yeah, mid-30s and the groans begin, maybe even earlier. Absolutely. The joint pain, the knee pain. Yes. I've got niggles everywhere now. Everywhere. Your shoulder.

Oh, man. My shoulder. You look the wrong way, it's going to pop out. Genuinely. Truly. Truthfully. That's factual. Someone else said optimism.

Oh, that's grim. But the world will get you down. It will. It will. Someone else put being skinny in there. Metabolisms. Metabolism. Yeah.

Big one. This is a big one in which I appreciate this. Not having to wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, like to wee-wee. Oh, my God. That is. Because you go from being able to wear nappies and you're just doing about your business to being able to sleep through the night and just your body deals with it. It just cops it. To now you go, uh-uh, unless you want to wet this bed,

trudge over to the toilet. Sometimes you ponder wetting the bed. Sometimes you do. Like how hard is it to change a sheet? I know. Let's normalize nappies for bedtime. We should. Do you want to be a spokesman for that?

We can maybe make that happen. We couldn't get you a meds mix. But maybe the people who do adult naappies want to jump on board. I put on Huggies for adults. Me and my daughter can be on Huggies ads together. For the whole family. I'm a big kid now. He's generational. That's lovely. Thank you.

You can wipe each other's butts. That's a bit problematic. Or Morgan does both, like a conveyor belt. She's got to have her hands full when this child's born. You've got three kids in the house now, honey. Can I have a mind? Please. Mum just making the best dinners ever every night,

and they're always different. She's done all the thought. She has thought about it, which now in my adulthood, living my own life, I realise is the hardest part. What do you want for dinner? You can make simple meals. Cooking doesn't have to be a really, really hard process. It's the thinking.

Oh, yeah. It's the thinking about it. What do you feel like when you go through the same recipes? Oh, God, 100%. No, I don't know. For me, someone else fighting my battles. Like, my mom is a great defender of just anything. She'll pick up the phone. She'll complain. She'll get the just anything. She'll pick up the phone,

she'll complain, she'll get the money back, she'll do this, she'll do that. Now I'm like, I can't call my mum being like, can you go deal with that niggle that I don't want to deal with? Oh, my washing machine's playing up and I have to call to get the whatever refund or the exchange. I'm like, the warranty, I don't want to do it. Surely Angus can jump on that. Yeah, Angus has sort of become that person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to do it. Surely Angus can jump on that. Yeah, Angus has sort of become that person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to deal with that. But there is a moment where I go,

I should do this. Yeah. And in my youth I never even thought that it was a possibility. Um, Shy Guy, do you have one? Um, setting up like doctor's appointments and admin stuff. Booking and haircuts. Yep. Doctor's appointments are annoying one to book. Because you can never get into a GP.

The idea of having to be on speaker while I have my own calendar up, talking to the person. They're like, what about this at this time? Yep. I want to ask the youngest member in the team. Oh, a 23. 23-year-old. What do you miss about being young, perhaps?

Here we go. Like collecting my beanie kids. I went through a beanie kid's face too. I can't judge you for that. I cannot judge you for that. What's a beanie kid? They're. I can't judge you for that. I cannot judge you for that. What's a beanie kid? They're like little stuffed teddies. Beanie babies?

That's what you miss about being young. Well, it's just like you got to collect things and that was like a fun part, you know. And there was no judgment. Going to the shops and getting them. Yeah, no judgment here. It just shows how young she is if that's what she misses. Do you know, some of them are worth a pretty penny now. When did I start?

Probably when I was like 11, maybe. Okay. It's gone back a bit. It's like half your life ago. What do you miss? Yep. From when you were young. From being young.

Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. 13, 10, 60. Just to reminisce. Glory day. Yeah, yeah. To really just make your week start right, we're asking, what do you miss about being young?

Yeah, there's a thread. It's gone viral. Yep. People looking back at a time where they didn't groan getting up off the couch. When they were skinny, when they had optimism, when they could get a good night's sleep. Yep. Metabolism, that's been a very common thread.

Before the weight of the world just weighs so heavy on your shoulders. It gets you down. Well, you can collect Beanie Babies in peace. I know, without judgment, because that's something that the youth can do. Yeah. Unfortunately, now at 23, Babs has had to give up the Beanie Baby addiction. Yeah. Well, I think she still does it.

It's just in her own time behind closed doors. She's waiting for the day that her Princess Kate Beanie Baby is worth a pretty penny. Oh, yeah. That'll come around. That'll come around. That'll come around. We'll go to Tony on 131060. Tony, what do you miss about being young? Good morning, guys.

Good morning. Do you guys remember a time when you got like 50 cents, you were the richest kid alive and you went down to the money shop and bought so many lollies, like cobbers and the brogs that were big, not little ones. That was so much money and it was so many lollies for 50 cents. Yes, Tony, the equivalent I think was the school canteen. Like if you found $2 lying on the ground,

I was shouting my whole friendship group stuff. Zappos for everyone. Zappos for everyone. But it was a $2 note, not a coin. Inflation, man, inflation. Yeah. Oh, jeez. Remember when coins meant a lot to man. Inflation. Yeah. Oh, jeez. Remember when coins meant a lot to you when you were young?

Absolutely. Oh, good times. Sky, good morning. Good morning. Sky, what do you miss about being young? Hello. Sky, we lost you. You there, Sky?

Mate, they don't make stuff like that. They used to, including phone lines. Sky misses phones. We go to Katie. Katie, what do you miss about being young? I miss being able to jump and not wet myself. Mate, that pelvic floor control goes, doesn't it, Katie? I had to think long and hard about which one it was because there's a number of things,

but that would probably be my top. That's a top one? The old jumping and wetting yourself. Not needing a panty liner for that LBL, am I right? Mum, come and do star jumps with me, Mum. I shan't be doing that. I wouldn't have thought so. That's good.

Not today. Not today. Yeah, yeah. Let me get my nappy on. That's a good one, Katie. Katie, that's fantastic. Debbie. Yeah.

Hello. Hi, good morning. Deb. Deb, Deb. What do you miss about being young? It'd have to be all expenses paid travel. Oh! Great one. And also, Debbie, along with that, just the planning of it all. You don't know what you're doing

and that's fine. You get on the big plane, you don't even control your passport. You don't have to hold anything. Oh, having someone else to hold my passport. That's sensational. Yep, for sure. It was so good. And not having to think about where to go for dinner or what we're going to do. Or whose clothes hasn't packed their belts or their socks or their shoes.

Sorry, we've led with belts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We need belts. Is that your partner? You need to be in charge of belts. His pants are just so loose. Absolutely. I'm always the one that's in trouble for not packing his clothes.

It's like the fifth child. Deb, where's me belt? You're a grown man, Stephen. Come on, Stephen. Your pants don't even stay up, Stephen. But see, with the reversed metabolism, why does Stephen need a belt anymore? So true. Everything should be getting quite snug.

Yeah, so true. Let's go to Cade here. Oh, hello. Come on, Cade's calling. Cade's 11 years old. Cade's our friend. Yeah, hello, Cade. Hello.

I miss not having to use my legs and being spoon-fed. So you get carried everywhere? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And being carried out of the car. Yeah, being carried everywhere? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And being carried out of the car. Oh, being carried out of the car. I used to call that being princessed.

I loved it. I would pretend to be asleep. Dad would have to scoot me out. He knew I was awake. Being carried anywhere to bed. Oh, no. My husband with the two back surgeries, I'm always like, carry me. And he's like, don't want a third back surgery.

Jess and Daco. Am I annoying? Oh, cool. Shy guy, Babs? I didn't ask them. I asked you. Ah, no. Thank you.

Good. That's the correct answer. Of course not. You shouldn't have thought about it. We're all annoying in our own ways. We're all annoying in our own ways. I think annoying was one of those insults that cut me worse than any others in primary school. You wanted a bit, did you?

I'd take loser. I would take dumb. I could take ugly. Annoying, maybe because I had a younger brother who used that like a loaded gun a lot. Annoying always really made me very upset and anxious because I hate to be annoying. Probably going to get all these messages now, you are annoying.

Shut up. I just don't know how else to explain what's going on with my friends. Yeah, okay. Maybe since becoming a mum, look, priorities and timelines and abilities change. But I'm noticing they cut me out a bit, Dago, and I'm a little cut up about it. Well, it's tough because these friends you're talking about don't have kids, right? Correct.

So it's a different stage. And it's funny because you literally took a stab and went, oh, I saw some of your friends hanging out. Yeah. You would usually be with those girls. Yeah. And that's what led me to thinking about this over the weekend. They've just done multiple things together now where they've played like activities. Without me. Tennis, I saw. Yeah. And that's what led me to thinking about this over the weekend. They've just done multiple things together now where they've played like activities. Without me.

Tennis, I saw. Yeah. Coffee. So funny you say that. Yeah. These girls. So one of them, we don't have to name names. No.

She starts a group chat. Okay. I'm in that group chat. Let's call her like Corley. Oh, you're so rude. So Corley. You know what a Corley do., you're so rude. So Corley starts this group chat. So she's messaging like Byla and who else has she messaged? Mophie.

Oh, Mophie, Byla and Corley. Okay. She makes this group chat, yeah? Yeah. And she titles the group chat Bananagrams. Now you know. You love Bananagrams. You're the only person.

I love banana grams. And Corley and I literally spent last Sunday night in silence after the baby had gone to sleep playing banana grams. God, that sounds fun. Why didn't you tell me? I would have been there in a heartbeat. We didn't want to talk, but we wanted to hang out. And she went, we could play banana grams. And she revolutionized what I think about game nights now.

13, 10, 60. What's the most depressing image? Jess. Jess playing Bananagrams alone on Sunday. And Corley's not drinking so I just had a glass of white wine. Beautiful Simeon from The Hunter obviously. Oh great. And she wasn't, she had cordial.

Just sat quietly. Yeah. It was one of the best nights of the year. Yeah. For you. For her too. But anyway. Well she didn't invite you back. So she makes this group chat because apparently Byla and Mophie have also displayed interest in Bananagrams.

Okay. Oh, I see. But we're all busy ladies. Yeah. We are all busy ladies. I do have the kid element. And I said, look, I've got a 90 minute window on Saturday afternoon, which I could play. Play Bananagrams.

Bananagrams. Far out. Do you hear yourself? You were scheduling time to play Bananagrams with your friends. No one responded. And then I see on Instagram. Hey, honey, I've just got this great offer. Jess has just messaged me.

She's got 90 minutes for Bananagrams on Sunday. I'm like, can I go? Angus is doing this festival this week. I might be hungover. And he's really busy. And I was like, can I go? Angus is doing this festival this week. I might be hungover. And he's really busy. And I was like, right, well, he'll be out. Yeah. But he could do with the baby.

And then I got 90 minutes, ladies. Yeah. No reply. That's a quick game. And I went, all right, maybe no one. No one's interested. Make him work on Saturday. I see.

So everyone left you. Like, no one said anything. And then I see. Oh, no. They all got together to play tennis. Oh, I did see that too. And Byla's boyfriend was there. And I was like, so you had a four?

Because I went, how do you play tennis with three? And then I saw the tag. Oh, he was there. I mean, when I think of... Got him. No, no, no. When I think... I can't believe it.

When I think of maybe doing an activity with my friends, i.e. tennis, you're not the first friend I'd call. Hey, hey, hey. That's not the point. Sorry, yeah, yeah. The first point was Bananagrams. So did you Hey, hey, hey. That's not the point. Sorry, yeah, yeah. The first point was Bananagrams. So did you put, sorry, okay, so you put the Bananagrams out there and said, this time let's play.

Yes. No one replied. But I didn't even bring up Bananagrams. Corley brought up Bananagrams. And then they all went. I said, I would love to be involved, but I've got a window. And then they just. Work with me window, ladies.

Disregarded your Bananagram window and went and played tennis. And went and played tennis. Didn't invite me to tennis. Didn't go, hey, instead of using that 90 minutes for banana grams, it's a lovely day, should we go hit a ball? Yeah, yeah, you can call him. I understand I'm not the most athletic friend, but still, I was in the original plan.

Do you have to bring Lucia to tennis? I probably would. Yeah, see, do you reckon this is why they're going, oh, we love Jess, we love Lucia. She's fun. I know, no doubt. But, you know, is it just that point in life where they're going, oh, it's just going to be too hard and the kid will slow everything down

and we're fast and loose with our tennis. And it's funny because I'm trying to bring a plus one to this festival on Saturday and I've messaged three friends being like, again, I'll probably only go for about nine minutes. Who wants to come with me and my child for 90 minutes? And everyone all magically, we're already going. I'm like, bull crap. Oh, no.

You are starting to happen. So they're all cutting me out. So now I have to go to the festival on my own. All I want is a chip on a stick. I don't even really want to watch the show. You're not annoying at all. Are you hearing yourself? Anyway.

I am. She's got her arms folded. She's got her arms folded huffing. I'm so much fun with banana grass. We did it. We made it. We're here. New week. It's so much fun with banana grass. Jess and Ducco. We did it. We made it. We're here.

New week. It's going to be a good one. It's going to be a great one. Thanks to everyone who's gotten involved today. If you missed a moment, our podcast lives on the listener app. Go back and revisit. Plus, there's always an exclusive little bit of content. Yeah. Getting a lot of traction from one woman from a very brief mention I did in the podcast

about a roast potato recipe. Oh, she liked it? She loved it. She goes, I'm really late on the podcast. I went, see, that was about three weeks ago. So there's gold all the way back. Yep. I remember that roast potato recipe.

You brought it up a few times. I have. Well, you see why? The people are revisiting. One person loved it. She goes, I made them and then my husband threw them away. I'm going to divorce him. I went, did he not like them?

What I'm getting is, he didn't love them. He didn't like them. He didn't froth them. She's like, no, he was just trying to clean the fridge. Oh, yeah. They've been there for a few days. Yeah, I think so. But yeah, you can always get a podcast, wherever you get your podcasts, and you get the extra

content with that. And we still have that call of fame, which we're doing at the end of the week. It's not a co-fod this week for the first time. No, no. We've only got, well, their hot property. Oh, yeah. It's only one double pass to see the pop princess, Kylie Minogue. Oh, one and only.

Plus some spending money. Yeah. So to get you down to Kudos Bank Arena. Drawing that on Friday. They're getting involved any time. Thank you to all the contributions today. It's fantastic. Stunning.

Look, we best get out of here, though. Thank you to Shy Guy for showing up. Well, he nearly didn't, did he? He nearly did. You weren't in the room, Duck. I think you're making a coffee. His alarm went off. 8am. Oh. Yeah, random went off again. I don't know why. Not randomly. You mis-said it. No, it was random. You said it for 8am rather than 5. No, I've got like a million and they're always

green when I go to bed, but How many alarms do you set when you get up? That's too many. All of them. Are they 15 minute increments? Every five minutes from four. Whoa. And when do you actually get out of bed, honestly? Usually 4.40.

What? Or I just set it at 4.40 because then I'll snooze. I like the snooze. No, that's so bad for you, though. There's two types of people in the world. Oh, man. What's the point in snoozing? I like the feeling of snoozing for five minutes.

But then you're in and out of this weird sleep. You get the anxiety every time your alarm goes off. That's like my friend who used to work in Breakfast Radio. She would relax in bed for an hour, Daco. An hour before she got up out of bed. I went, that's an hour of sleep you were foregoing. I couldn't do that. Neither could I.

No. I'm a one, two, three, get out of bed. My alarm goes off and carpe diem, here we go. Yes, because you love what you do. And when you love what you do, you don't work a day in your life. Who doesn't love what they do? The guy who sets his alarm for 8am and sets 45 of them. Mr Guy, who thought today was Sunday. The shy man here.

Luckily we had Babs, who was on the ball today. And didn't she step up? She did. Well done Babs. If you enjoyed today's show, it's because of Babs. Because of Babs. All compliments to Babs online, please. I'll just start walking in at 6am every day. Okay. Well, the first time the show ran on time.

Hey, we're out here. I'm going to go to a pub. We're Super Bowl, baby. Happy Super Bowl. Thank you so much. I'll be slow tomorrow, but I'll be here. You'll be here. It's going to be a big day.

I was laughed at. Origin last year, we swore on air. Yeah, that was a bad moment. That was a tough moment. That was a real tough time. Take it easy on the hot wings, okay? Yeah, I will. Think about the doot.

Yeah, I'm not going to get too hard on the spice for my rectum. Anyway. But also, it's your Super Bowl. You do your thing. Do whatever I want. Stop it. My rectum's going to cop it. You only get one.

All right, we're out of here. Have a great day. Bye. Don't you? Bye. I miss being able to jump and not wet myself. Jess and Ducko. That was the Jess and Ducko podcast.

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