Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | My wee wee smells funny today

Episode Date: August 28, 2025

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Take a trip to McDonald's today and try the new McDonald's meal with one of six collectible souvenirs. This is the Jess and Ducco podcast. Hi everyone, welcome to the podcast. Hell of a show. Well, it starts off wild. Absolutely.

You said one of, you said something off here that I don't think I've ever heard you say. We'll flirt with danger there. I was. Like even at 6.10. Yeah, 6.10 the morning. Which is where we think there's no muzzles. Yeah. It is so, so improbable that a young child will be in the car.

But even so, I think our rice cookers are trained to know. In the depths of the morning before the sun has risen, it is a bit looser. Yeah. It's allowed in radio. But you even said, geez, that was flirting with it. Oh, yeah, I was hovering over the dump button when we were talking about a man. Lucky it worked today. Yeah, lucky it did.

A man sealing cow come and then just how in depth we got into that. And then even, you know, the gurney chat early on. I mean, it's all. Oh, my God. That was the very top of the show. Bab's taking a gurney to clean your butt hole. The first 20 minutes... Which is not happening.

Sorry, who said that? Me. Could be anyone. Jess actually nominated you because you thought you have the best hand eye. For some reason I thought you'd have your hand eye. Yeah, yeah. Because she's young. I thought she'd have the best eyesight.

Yep. Do you wear glasses? I should. It's actually, I'm getting to the point now where reading screens from a distance is getting harder. Really? What does that mean? Long distance. I don't know.

I don't know it. But it'd be glasses just for like reading like screens. Which is what mine's for. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's like short distance. Hang on, so wait, what? Your eyes are getting worse long distance, but reading up close is fine. Reading up close is fine, but just screens, screens.

Yeah. Even like if it's like a number on a screen. Do you know what's funny? I was approached by an eyewear brand. We won't name them. They won't give them any free sponsorship or promotion because they wanted me to do something and I actually threw us both in. I said, you know what could be fun if Ducco and I do like an eye test challenge,

although we could make something out of it. Who's got the better eyes? Who's got the better eyes? I'm trying to get your free eye. My test brother, but they've ghosted me. My problem is, like, I want to hold off getting glasses for as absolutely long as I can. Like, my dad has it, my mum, hasn't? Both my sisters have them.

Is that wise? I don't know. Eye health, I don't wear glasses. But could you be straining your eyes now when glasses would help? But then if I get them now, I'm going to get more susceptible to needing them. Whereas right now, I don't need them, need them. It's just like every now and then. I reckon not getting, and this is me talking about my eyes.

You're not getting them now is making your eyes work harder, degrading them faster. Whereas if you use. them now a little bit, your eyes won't be as... I think it's the opposite. It's like, then they stop training and then they get more, like, lax, and they go like, oh, fuck it, I'll wear glasses for these. Because you know, like, it's like hearing once you damage it, you fucked? Yeah. I don't know about eyes.

Yeah, I don't know. We need... Who's an optometrist that we know. Do we know anyone? I don't know any optometrist. It's a weird profession. Oh my God. Shorts's girlfriend. She's an optometrist. It's a great profession optometry. I can't imagine dedicating yourself to the eye.

Maybe a good eye. You know? We should. We're going to ask her. Well, I don't think she's an optometrist. I think she's an optical dispenser. Yeah. Pardon me.

Yeah, yeah. What's that? I don't think she actually does. Yeah, she puts the frames in, not actually does. She doesn't test your eyes. Yeah. Well, that's the closest I can get to an optometrist, guys, unless you can know. My Kindle's fine.

Is your Kindle fine? Kind of like paper, right? Yeah. It's not like a screen. Well, paper for me goes. So my eyes, like, go out of focus all the time and then I have to kind of, like, work over time to put it back in. Oh, so I don't do that.

I'm talking, like, on TV, if numbers come up and they're smaller, I'm like, what is that number? And the issue is, the issue is, going to anyone, it's a moneymaker. So they're going to be like, yes, you do need glasses. Exactly, exactly. We need an independent body. Yeah. Go to an optometrist shog.

I see if you can get a free, I'll take a free eye test. I think it'd just be interesting. Yeah, I don't know if I want it. Oh, fair. Have you ever done an audio test? They always ask me, you know, when you walk past and they're in that shop, Yeah, the booth. Come in, come in.

For the audio. I've never done an audio test. Yeah, I've done an audio test. You go into a soundproof booth. They're outside and they play you words through the speakers and you have to say what the word is. But the volume progressively gets quieter. It tells you where you sit. Exactly.

I thought it was like a beep test. There's also a beep element, but the one for me started off with words. And then there was a beep and it's like, hit the buzzer when you can no longer hear the beep. That's going to be a tough carry when we were headphones. daily for radio. Exactly. That's why I wanted to go because my husband

kept accusing me of like hearing loss and I went, you fucking mumble so I went and got the test and when... I was to prove him right. And I did our

20-20 hearing. I was like, it's you! It's you. I find now in loud spaces like pubs and stuff like when I was hosting trivia and I'd go and they'd be like team name they'd be like

I'm like, I'd say it again I'd be like I'm sorry I have to lean in and be like what are you saying? You should go get the audio test so you can fire back at these people.

I know it's not me it's you. Work on your projection. There's definitely a bit of that But I reckon wearing headphones every day like this Certainly has done some damage For every person I know who's been in radio a long time It's inevitable

It's inevitable I've been trying to have my headphone volume now down I used to have it like just above the half Now I've got it like below the half Just because I'm like trying to train myself to go Whereas when I was first in radio It was like have them loud be in it And you don't care you're young

And you probably done some damage Yeah Like our boss Jay's came in the other day His headphones were fucking through the roof Well babes came in All the way up Yes put the same headphones on our after him, nearly blew her eardrums out.

See, where do you find this volume? Put my headphones on and talking that. Because you have the most virgin ears, you know, haven't been in radio as long. But see, I've also, see, they're lower than mine. Yeah, I've got, oh yeah, these are about the same. Oh, very good. I've got them low now.

But if I was doing the show. Babs actually isn't virgin ears. She's what? Been in bands. She has been damaged, but in different ways. Have a listen. Yeah. Oh, no, yeah, so I reckon.

I reckon yours are a bit lower than mine now Yeah yours would be lower than mine Yeah yeah for sure But I reckon Since you come on But if you do them all But when I play sound effects and stuff Yeah

I go louder Yeah Oh shagga's the loudest Is Shagai the loudest Yeah you're the loudest Go do mine Go feel mine See when I play sound

It's like I have them This level when I'm having a chap When I have sound effects on I need it louder Because I feel like it Yes It's like a weird like And isn't it funny

Because do you find as well This is pretty normal Yeah It's not as loud as I would have Yeah I would have it slightly This says wigger me out. Everyone's in the wrong spot.

I'm a charge of tears, guys. This is so weird. Yeah, it's going to say. I'm somewhere I meant to be. Should we switch? Yeah, do you want to? Oh, no. I'm plugged in.

Yeah, it's going to say that could have been bad. Yeah. It's very, that's interesting. Yeah. And literally a little bit of volume makes all the difference. It does. But don't you find so that's what I was going to say. Callers, some of them just don't speak up as much.

They've probably ignored Babes' instruction and gone back on speak. I'm going, I know you would have your level the same over there, I bump them. From their perspective. Even some people on the phone lately, I've been doing it. I'm like, this is not me. It's got to be them. Yeah.

When they call and I'm like, what's your name? And they're like, man, no, no. And I'm like, I'm sorry, can you repeat that? And they do it like three times. I'm like, I cannot. Yeah, yeah. Just like louder, please. It's like running.

It's like running at school. No one teaches you. You do a swimming lesson, but you don't do a running lesson. No one teaches you how to speak properly and project probably. Speak up. It's really quite apparent. It is. You get older.

When you go, sorry, and they get really annoyed having to tell you again. How many times will you say pardon one more time, sorry? It got to the point in the pub when I was asking for teammates. I asked one guy like three times in a row. And the whole table was looking at me. And I'm like... See, one of those things, you can't just walk away. But I reckon I get to two and I go, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I just give up. Yeah. Well, yeah, totally. Yeah. Yeah. I'd do that in a conversation. If I didn't need, you know, if it wasn't like a team out of her room out.

If you don't need exactly the actual information. One time when I was doing trivia, I was like, I didn't hear it. I was like, I fuck it, who cares? And then, I was his team score, and they were clearly going to win. I was like, oh, oh. Sorry, you say, what was the team name? I've called you ABC. Damn.

Anyway. There you go. Well, yes, I'm curious about your eyes. Yeah. I want to get an answer for you because... I don't. Okay, yeah, no, you're right. I've tested on this show plenty of times.

I'm good. I'll just keep living. Thanks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We do, we go, we go my eye test. We find out of this fucking serious eye condition. Oh, fuck. How quickly we forget, well, you didn't.

Yeah, we'll forget that. And I can't picture with glasses. I can wear little circular ones, I think. Oh, you reckon? Well, like Harry Potter. Yeah, a little slutty little glasses. Okay. A little half mood.

I don't see the circle. Oh, you don't see it? Yeah. But what would you wear? It's not wearing like a Dame Edna bold frame. No, not the square. I don't reckon I'd do the square. Oh, I think they're too big.

Big black frames, I reckon. Ooh. You just got calling him Clark. Come. Well, now I'm just going to roll in on air with the glasses on and just see what You should bring a different pair every day. Yeah, and you see what the guys like them. I love that.

But I wouldn't wear them 24-7. I'd be for reading. Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. My dad has contacts. Can you imagine fill them with your eyeball every day? I don't know how people do that. It's gross. My housemates both.

Wait, no, one of them wears contacts and they're always on the bench. Yeah. In the bathroom. Have they ever gotten drunk and left them in overnight? No. Oh, no, I don't think so. My sister also wears contacts, but one of them got stuck. Like, at the top of her eye.

Oh, she didn't get it out. Yeah, she had to go to the optometry. for them to get it out for her. I listen to these, like, beauty podcast, and they talk about really whack treatments. They've had permanent contacts. No. Why don't you get laser?

Yeah, I was going to say, just get laser. I actually couldn't listen to the conversation any longer because it was giving me the ick so hard. And I don't understand it. They did they, like, solder them on, sort of thing, like melt the edge. I've had to wear a color.

Even the laser, you have to have that surgery with the eye open. Yeah, you do. That's fucking cool. Terrified. And it didn't take. What do you mean? It didn't take. Like, he did it once.

And then, like, the ice. Ice side degraded again. He smelt his eyeballs burning. Yeah, they burn off the out of layer. My mate had her who had the worst vision ever and now he sees way better than anyone I know. Amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

My dad had a detach retina though. Like, there's a lot on with that man's eyeballs. There's a bit on. Geez, how's he still seeing? I know. It was actually really scary. He said he was driving and his vision just started tunneling in like his left eye. Oh, no.

And I went, please tell me you got off the road. He goes, well, I went to work. I went, are you joking? The accountants don't sleep, sweetie. Telling his boss. She went, Jesus, I'm taking you to the hospital right now. And lucky she did, because they went, Sir, your retina is detaching.

And they reattached it? And they, well, you know what? Sorry, she took him to the optometrist. They had a look and went, you need surgery immediately, or you might lose your vision. So yeah, they rushed him to the hospital and reattached it. How old was he? This was not that long. I want to say six years ago.

So early 60s. Eyes and ears, scary things to lose. Scary, but he's had glasses since he was in his 20s. Just had poor vision. There you go. Got to eat more carrots, guys. No, do you carrots actually did give you night vision. That would be cool.

You know? I think they help with vision. I thought that was just... I think it was a wife's tail. No, no, the night vision's a wife's tail. But like actual retinol in a carrot, I'm pretty sure it does. It's good for you. Carrots do not magically improve eye vision or reverse eye-existing eye conditions.

I didn't say are they give you night vision? Are they just good for eye health? No. Not at all. I don't think they'd do anything. Geez, I am I'm fucking drinking the Kool-A. It's like when you eat crust and it makes your hair curly. Curly, yeah, yeah.

It's in one of the TV too close, there you go. Well, you're keeping your carrots, though. That's cute. I got a great, like, carrot salad recipe from TikTok. I've been eating a lot of carrot. Yeah. And you know what?

The placebo and not, you'd be like, God, I'm looking good. I can see everything. Oh, see, no, it depends what you fucking Google. Carrots contain beta carriages and a substance like the body converts to vitamin A and important nutrient for eye health. If you eat too many, carrots, can you get orange. Isn't that a thing? You get, um, jaunders?

Did you say? I have heard that as well. Surely not. Let's look out. One of them gives you jaundice, I swear. That's off. No, no, the look of jaunders. Like it makes you go orange, like an umpalumpa.

Yeah. Like makes skin orange. If you eat too many. I think it's the beta carotin. Again, the thing that was good for eyes. Oh. If you eat too many carrots, do you turn orange? Yes, eating a significant and sustained number of carrots can turn your skin

an orange yellow color due to a harmless condition called cartonema. Ah. Yes. It's got something to do with a beta. The same thing as the eyes? Yep. Beta carotin from the carot. That's a powerful bloody nutrient.

That's wild. Let's all do it. Let's all do it so you can get the most. Babs, you'll finally get tanned. And then, and then, your eyes might fix. Hey! We still work on the hair, though. Jess and Ducko in the morning.

Let's do it. Welcome to Thursday, team. Good bloody morning. How are we? Feeling great today, thank you, Ducco. Pump and vibing. And how are you? Um, how are we?

I was a bit slow this morning. Yeah. You know what I mean? Something different overnight. Something different this morning, my friend. Um, no. Just one of those mornings. Just one of those days.

I think our child's teething. Welcome to this chapter, brother. So you have said this, what is she, four and a half months? Yep. Yeah, nearly five now, yeah. Nearly five. You will say that phrase until she's three. Yep.

Like, honestly, I'll just come and go. I think I was saying that very early as well. Ah. And there's no. rules. It can happen at any time. It can happen early. It can happen late. But any sort of disgruntled behavior, I'm like, oh, must be teething.

Yeah, must be teething. And I said to what I was like, so when does teet end? She's like, when all the teeth come through, I was like, ah, a while. Then you have the joy of you're having to brush those teeth. Then they'll eventually, and it's funny, Lucia fights us on the brushing. And Angus said to me, he goes, why are we trying so hard? These ones are just going to fall out. I mean, because the dentist said. You have to. That's how it works.

Trust me, Angus. As someone who's had braces for like five years and lots of fillings, brush them. Brush. Thank you. I hate it as a kid. I don't even give her the option now of the talking through it, singing the song, encouraging. I literally just go straight to pinning her down. I don't even care. I'm like, I don't have time for this nonsense. Open ride. One thing I've noticed my daughter is response to stressful situations.

If she's ever under high stress, getting a needle, crying because she's in pain, she just straight up poos herself. Like straight up, straight up shits herself. Now, as someone who has gut issues a little bit, does that make you happy that she's so free-flowing? Yeah, yeah, maybe. I'm just like, oh, Dan, they're going to change you. Like, you can just feel, and they're big too. It's like, huh, huh, and then let's them go.

I don't know if this is correct. I think I saw it on TikTok, so who's to say if it was fact-checked or not? Could be a quick Google-off challenge. Is this true or not? You know, like, fight or flight? Yes. I've heard it's a biological thing, with flight, your body will go, we need to lighten the load.

Oh, like, get rid of it. How are you going to Google that? I have no idea. But like, that's the thing. So flow is just biologically responding to this primal instinct of, I'm in stress, I need to lighten the load to run away. She doesn't know she can't. It's true.

Oh, here we go, Babsy. What have you got Babs? I said, yes, having a bowel movement or even diarrhea during high stress situations involving adrenaline is possible. adrenaline. Yes, because the fight or flight response can stimulate the gut, causing rapid contractions that lead to urgent bowel movement. Maybe that's what I need to do.

When I'm blocked now, I need one of you guys to like, I don't know, threaten me or do something and you're like, you know, like when you've got hiccups and they say to scare. Yeah. Oh, my gosh, she's just tied it up, Shaggot. Oh, we're all even on the Google off. We're all even on the quick fingers. Quick fingers. Yes, you know, for hiccups, you scare someone.

Yep. Maybe similarly, if you're backed up. Yeah, you just get the fright. We'll get Babs to creep up on you. Except that'd be awkward at work That means you have to wear adult nappy is Someone's going to have to change me Shaga's going to have to take me into the boys' room and change me

I'm not doing that Come on mate You could I was going to say you swaddled me the other day I thought I owe you one That's not equal Change my nappy I feel like you would take a village though

Yeah actually actually you're all welcome To change my giant nappy Babbs can do the talcum powder Make sure you get chafing Babs can you do that I don't want chafy What job do we want though I don't think I want to

Come on. I'll be on... I'll be on... I'll be on... Putting the clean one on. You can be on wipe. She's on powder. Powder.

Powder's a funger. Yeah, wipe is the worst. You're going to have to get deep in that crack too because I got hair. Can I use the high pressure hose? There's going to be dangleberries. There's going to be all sorts of things in there. You don't want to look about it.

You can probably gurny and I might like it. I'll stand far enough so it doesn't burn. Oh, it's like a bidet, but stronger. Ah! And then I go again. Because you're scared. Then we've got other issues. That's the only way you're going to get used to it, isn't it?

Exposure therapy. All good things I'll pass on to my child. Spoke about you on the radio today, sweetie, about how you shoot yourself, and then so is Daddy. And somehow we descended into Daddy getting a gurney up the butt. And asking their team to wipe his eyes. Hey, this is all the archives. You can go back in 20 years from now.

I love that idea. Look forward to this. Absolutely. Yeah, look forward to it. Hey, it's a big show, though. It's not just going to be all me getting gurneyed. Unfortunately. wish it could be.

I'm now really thinking about what that would, how that would legitimately feel. Shagga gave me his gurney yesterday. I got it. I got the gurn. So you know what we're going to do? I'll tap up the boardroom because we don't want it. Yeah, yeah, tap it up. Because you don't know what's coming out.

No, no, there's a bit of tech in there. We don't want to get it when. You bring it in? Yeah. Give it a go. There we go. Jesse Duck on Instagram. Follow all over the journey.

Here we go. We've reached a new level of low-in radio. That boardroom saw you. Was it a year ago, two years ago. You dressed as a chicken rolling in. honey to win cash for people. It was like three years ago. Oh, I have time flies.

And now it's time we gurn to you in the same boardroom. May as well. And I'll just be like on the wall. It's the natural progression. There's no time. Do it. Babs, quick. Babs are happily, I think, do that job.

I reckon Babs would have the best aim of all of us. Oh, okay. Because, you know, she's a soccer player. I had eye coordination. So she should aim for the mud button. I don't think that's how it works. Yeah. Aren't your hands highly involved?

in soccer. No. Yeah. You see, hear all the sports Jess has played in her life? If you don't want me

doing it. No. He's so shy guy, you're up. Yeah. Yep. Great. Yay.

Anyway, Big show, too. Absolutely. Sorry, I got back to the gurney. Alpha bucks. Yep. Cool of fame.

Bootyoki. Yep. Up next, though, there's a man caught stealing something from a cow, and we must get to the cow world

and discuss it. That's right. It's not milk. It's not milk. Jess and Ducco. Yesterday, Ducco, you touched on the fact that Matt Damon turned down a role in Avatar. Matt Damon. I'm so wrongy.

Sorry, I'll leave myself. No. Sorry, Jess. No. Team America. Everyone knows Team America. Come on. You know the Matt Damon.

What other movie is done so nautily. You know the reference. I know it, yeah. Babs doesn't, of course. I don't. Nah, too young. You just thought I had bleed. I did actually.

Have you heard of Team America? Yeah. No. I'll put that on your two-watch list. I don't think it's going to have aged great. Drag on that and white chicks in the in the dust pile of his dreams. Bavis will be so offended watching that film. It's so funny.

It is. Yeah, it was. Anyway, you touched on Matt Damon turning down a role in Avatar. Yeah. So shy guy's going to give us another list of actors who kick in themselves, turning down massive roles. Right now, one of our favourite creatures or animals on the show. Hey, cow! Thank you to Rebecca there for the cow sound effect.

Love, love me a cow. We love a good cow in this show. Love a simply grilled beef patty. Love full cream milk. Love alive and also the food element. So majestic alive, but also so tasty. Bro, without cows, wouldn't have cheese. Wouldn't have a lot of things.

Wouldn't have a lot of things? You know, yeah, cows do a lot of good. They deserve our respect. They really do. But not from this Australian man. Out of Grafton, we love Grafton, obviously. Eric Kettie Fraser of Grafton is stealing liquid nitrogen tanks that were filled with $100,000 worth of Wagoo cattle, semen.

Now, pardon me. He's not stealing the wagu. I know wagu is the word for beef. It's a nice steak. It's expensive. So it's on the wagu cattle. Okay. But it was the semen from the wagu cattle.

Now, I didn't know. Hang on, does he want to breed his own wagu cattle? Why would you need that much? And why is it worth so much? Shagai Babs, we need you to Google why wagu cattle seamen is a hefty. Not a heifer price. A hefty price. So apparently, he was 34 years old.

He's been fined with 20 offences, including obviously, cattle theft, and obtaining financial advantage by deception. Obtaining financial advantage. So did he try and sell the tanks filled with the semen on your gum tree or something? So he worked for an employer, Sumu Wagu Genetics. They asked him to sell 200 empty cattle known as heifers that are unable to carry a calf. Yes, yes. So there's 200 hefers there.

Sell these hefers, they're duds. He went, okay. Oh, he sounds like, I'd risk of you playing the thing. Oh, here we go. You know, Jack and the Beanstalk's, mum. No, I do not. Who knows that? Sorry, Jess.

That's just far too niche. That's the start of the fairy tale. Go sell the cow for my. We don't have any money. But he came back with magic beans. Oh, like... No, I did get that reference. You get them up, man.

I mean... Come out and give you a hug. Cal spooge is worth more because of the flavoring. Excuse me. Yeah, it's got a marbling flavor. Oh, like the Wagu, like Marble beef. It melts at a lower temperature at the regular beef. Do you know what it sounded like you were in?

You understand why I stopped. Sorry? And the breed and the genetics are more rarer. Okay, so Wagu. rare, so that's why it gets a pretty penny. Wherever than the cheaper stuff. But he was working for a cow genetic company. To sell 200 heifers, right?

Yes. Oh yeah, sorry, not to shag up for a point. Babs, you didn't even bother Googling that. She was just like, I know Jack in the Beanstalk. I don't want to Google cow semen, but I know Jack and the Beanthor. No, I did, but I didn't Google the right thing. What did you Google? What did you Google?

Why is the stuff so expensive? Why is... Seamon? Seamen. Oh, Bab. You can say the real word. Perhaps. I just googled why semen so expensive.

Hang on, you didn't say cow. You did it come up with? I don't want to talk about it. Is it expensive, though? Yeah. Anyway. So he went to sell his right. Then all of a sudden found out that 45 of these heifers were actually highly valuable full-blooded Wagyu cows.

Oh, hang on. They've got mixed up. They got mixed up. With the generic cow. And he went, I can make some pretty penny. And he knew that. Exactly. His 200 duffers, no-oh, actually 45 have good cow gears ready to go.

To bring up Jack and the Beanstalk again, he's found his golden goose. Exactly. That is actually spot on. But he's getting fine for it. Jack got a massive beanstalk up in the clouds. This guy's getting fined. Yeah, okay. He didn't get away with it.

So he sold 45 full-blooded waggoo cows as part of the sale. Then they retrieved. They went to his house officials. I don't know. This must have been an ongoing. going investigation. Officials retrieved liquid nitrogen tanks containing the semen valued at $100,000.

Yes, he's tried to impregnate the cows. Yeah, to make more. Oh, my God. Oh! Oh, yes! I didn't know when I should play that. It wasn't then. I don't know about it.

Jess and Ducco. Jai Guy. Yes. You wanted to follow up on something we touched on yesterday. Do you want to do your Matt Damon impression again? No. Maybe. Possibly. All right.

In a podcast yesterday, we were talking about actors and roles that they turned down. So I've got a little list of some roles that actors have said no to that. They probably should have based on how the movie panned out later. That's right. Matt Damon's still kicking himself saying no to Avatar. Yes. Silly boy. Because he was on the offer to a tiny slither of what it could earn.

Yes. He was up for Sam Worthington's role. Correct. Yeah, yeah. And James Cameron said down with him said, I'll give you like 3% of the movie's earnings. And he went, no way. No, no. I'm Matt Damon.

I'm Matt Damon. I deserve at least 20 minutes. million. James Cameron said, Believe in the film. He said, well, I don't. I'm out of here. What a silly boy he is.

Idiot moron. Yeah. Sean Connery was offered a role on Lord of the Rings. Oh. Playing Gandalf. No. He didn't understand the script. I bet he didn't.

He would have been horrible. I like Sean, but he's not, he's not Ian McKellon. Hell of an actor. Yeah. But just even the thickness of the accent. I think the world is so. You want me to do a Sean impression? Remit again, Octoposche.

Babbs, that was actually bang on. Do you even know who Sean Conner He is? No, just looked him up. Not really. Oh, my God. Well, he was offered 15% gross of the movie, which made $2.9 billion,

so he would have made $400 million. Do you know if Ian McKellen, the one who obviously played Gandalf, was offered the same deal? I don't know specifics, but he was offered a deal. Probably the same. And then he died. It's probably what killed him.

Yeah. Will Smith turned down a role in The Matrix as Neo. I've heard that one. Yes. That would have been the worst cast. Ever. Yeah, I know strange casting. You can't see anyone but Keanu.

Is my issue that I can only see Keanu because Keanu is the one who played it? Probably. I just cannot. Will would have probably done an okay job, but still. I don't know. The only reason Will didn't do it was because he was filming Wild Wild West. Oh, he made the wrong choice there. He was already committed.

So he missed out of $460 million on the day. Well, my wife became a ride at movie world on the Gold Coast. Didn't they just decommission? Oh, they might have. Oh, my God. That's funny. Wrong choice, Will. Emily Blunt turned down the role of Black Widow, which is a

Is it Iron Man Marvel? Yeah. So Black Widow was Scarlett Johanssen, who is now the highest grossing actress in Hollywood. I can actually see Emily Blunt doing that. Yeah, I could see that. John Travolta turned down Forrest Gump because he didn't see potential in the movie. Forrest Gump grossed over 700 million. To be fair to John, that script would have read bonkers.

Forrest Gump is a crazy movie. And that was before the time. And Tom Hanks has talked about this himself. Like, he is playing a character with, you know, an intellectual disability. Yeah. So John going, this could be dangerous orders, whereas Tom Hanks went on to be Oscar nominated or whatever he was. I got two more for you.

Hit me. Gwyneth Poutro turned down the role of Rose in Titanic. Wow. Because she, quote, wasn't interested. Oh, see. Titanic made $2.2 billion. And Kate Winslet won the Oscar. Yeah.

Let alone all the Oscars. Kate was great in that, though. But I could see Gwyneth being kept that role too. Absolutely. I mean, she went on to be pepper pots. Pepper Potts, yeah. Opposite Robert Downey Jr. She landed on her feet.

She did all right. Speaking of Robert Downey Jr., who plays Iron Man, Tom Cruise was offered the role of Iron Man, but he didn't like the script. So Robert Downer Jr. You got it. Robert Downer was like the last choice.

Apparently no one wanted him. Really? Because he was a bad boy. He'd been arrested. He had a sort of a disgruntled career. And the studio's like, oh, we don't think he's the guy. We don't think he's.

And they're like, no, we back him. And they gave him like no money. Isn't it funny? Because I can see Tom Cruise, because he's such a good actor, particularly in the action world. but Tom Cruise such a big name. He went,

I don't need to enter the Marvel universe. But also, do you imagine how intense Iron Man would have been if Tom Cruise would have done it? All of those actors when they started. He's so, he'd been yelling and running so fast. Robert Danny Jr. brings such a brevity. He does. Comedict timing.

He's fun. I don't know. You're right. I don't know if Tom maybe could have done it. Well, all those Avenger guys, they signed a deal that pretty much said you can't do any other movies until the universe is over.

Until we're done making movies for universe. That's like a decade of your life. I mean, Chris Hemsworth is Thor and that's sort of what he does. They're not allowed to do other productions. Chris, who's Captain America? Evans. He's doing stuff now, but he had to say no to a lot because his deal was exclusive.

Do you know what, similarly, I'm seeing all these actors who have been pipped as the next James Bond come out, being like, we don't want it, we don't want it. Yeah, because it's just pigeonholes you as that. Tarrant Edgerton, Idris Elba, they're going, no, no, no, because it must be similar. They're like, I don't want to be typecast. Yeah.

Tom Cruise probably made the right choice. You know, it's hard to be the next bond, you know. It's hard to be the next bond. There you go. Well, there you go. Thanks for sure. Might have learned something there. A bit of fun there.

Ah. So next time you say no to an opportunity, just think. Yeah, just think, what could this be? Could this be a Sean Connery Gandalf moment? Should I say yes? Oh, and he made 13 million from all the rings, I believe? Yeah, yeah. Oopsie.

Tilly-upon-Dakow in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabet on Hint. 30 seconds, 10 questions. We'll start in with the same letter. I have to take your first answer. so you cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We come back, of course, if there is time, we're playing for $10,000.

Our player today is the one and only Lindsay. Good morning, Lindsay. Good morning. Oh, Lindsay, thank you for joining the show. Are you ready to take $10,000 office? Absolutely. Great attitude, girlfriend. Love it.

What do you want to spend the money on? We just bought a jet ski, so I'd like to pay it off, to be honest. Oh, I love that. The motorbike of the sea. Some family fun. What was, a ski-doo? A sea do. No, it's a Yamaha.

Yamaha, good one. That was going to be my next guess. It's one of those ones that you can pump them up and down. You can sort of go under the water. Is it just traditional jet ski? No, traditional. On the top, thanks. Yeah, on the top.

I love it. I love it. All right, Lindsay, one thing stands between you. Well, not even, you've got the jet ski. Paying off the jet ski. Going to the top of the alphabet for you, babe. It's a letter A. Okay.

That's good. That's a great letter. It's solid. Of all the vowels, I think it's the most versatile. Absolutely. Are you ready? Sure. Your time.

We'll start after the first question. Here we go. Starting with letter A, we need you to name. A clothing brand. Pass. A comedy film. Pass. A vegetable.

Pass. A musical. Pass. A band? Come on. A car brand. Alpha. A five-letter word.

Apple. A school subject. Algebra. A medication. A moxicillin. A girl's name. You know what happened there is when the pressure came off because you realize I'm not going to win it, you started getting them. You started actually nailing them.

You got yourself three. God, I was getting nervous there, Duck. I thought it was a nudie run. I was getting excited. You were looking for Alpha Romeo's. We couldn't accept that one. But let's go through a clothing brand could have been Adidas, a comedy film, Anker Man, Ace Ventura, vegetable, Asparagus, a musical Annie or Aladdin, a band, Akadaka, or Aerosmith. Look, you didn't get the money.

You're not paying off the jet ski. That is still staying on... You've got your bills there. Yeah, that's staying in debt. That's okay. But you do get $100 suspend at Woolworths. Perfect. Thank you. You're very welcome. Thank you for joining the show, Lindsay.

We do play again, 8 o'clock. She's like, give me more. And he's like alpha. Asparagus, I had that last night. My wee-wee smells funny today. Jess and Ducco. K-pop, demon hunters, hundricks, golden, a hit breakfast, Jess and Ducco, 642. Time for the great man.

Boom, boom, boom, everybody say Adam. Quickly, you just played that K-pop Demon Hunter song. Adam, are you all across that? You've got a, you know, a young fella in your life. all the kids are obsessed. This song. Have you watched? It's the most watched thing on Netflix right now.

You're kidding. Yeah. It's anime. Okay. K-pop. Not into it. It's not a genre of the TV. I can see you and Millie's sitting at home.

In the back pocket, but this could be the new baby music. It seems so soothing. Absolutely. They say, you know, introduce the music even in the womb that might help them settle once they're out. So put golden on your playlist. May as well. Yeah.

It's a little bit different to the country that it's probably used to this. Yeah, it's true. Is Millie Country fan too? Massie. Yeah, she's huge. More than me. Yeah. And she's like, she's O.G.

She's like Johnny Cash. Oh, yeah, yeah. Warne of Jennings. Like, she's proper, like, OJ. She's deep country. Has she thought about a playlist in the birthing suite? Is she doing like a musical soundtrack? On the way to the hospital, she'll probably come up with that.

Yeah, probably. Oh, okay. That's at the very last minute. Yeah, very last minute. We spent about two months building for Duck. We built Morgan's. And the listeners built mine as well. well so we're all in on it and um it was funny it was eclectic some of the songs that come on it was

like next oh she's in that mood as well yeah yeah yeah but then some of them are really fun because you're like oh who put this in like i encourage you to ask close friends and family to give you a song when it comes on you sort of think of them and you had this moment it is fun yeah yeah yeah we'll have to do that well mill mill tells the story growing up that because she grew up on the farm yeah that she just didn't know that there was another genre of music until she got to her and then Primary school, I think her primary school, had like 20 people at it. So it was very small still. So then when she went to high school and the so fresh CDs were a thing.

Yes. She was like, what's this? Yeah. Who's Bardot? Yeah, they just had the tape, you know, tape cassettes in the car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bang and it was just, yeah, Johnny Cash on repeat. How good is that?

You wouldn't be like seeing the world in colour. You know what I mean? It's like everything's flicked over. What's been going on behind my back? That's a deep country fan, right? Yeah, I know, big time. I felt so, like, hip when I found that out. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I'll show you some music. So fresh was my thing. Have you heard of Ed Shearer? Hey, so not long now. You must be getting excited. Yeah, very excited. Yep, yep. We are sort of any day near.

You got the go bag packs? Yeah, the go-go bag? She's like, well, like, when my water's break, like, if I've, you know, it's not like I'm going to give birth straight away. Yeah, it's not a lot. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. That stresses me.

So have you planned, like, have you mapped things? the drive to the hospital and everything like that? Like how long it takes, which path you'll go. Where our OB is, is right near the birthing suite. Yep. So we know that well. That's one of the things that we've probably got down, Pat, which is great. You need that.

That could also be one of those things that we find out on the day if it wasn't already part of the routine. So we've been going up there weekly since about 32 weeks. Yep. Yep. So what is she? She's 38 weeks today. Oofed.

Wow. Is she just doing nothing right now, just waiting or is she still? No, she's still doing a little bit of work. She's still doing her. radio stuff of an afternoon, but from Newcastle. That's been the last... Closed at a home base. It's pretty crazy.

At 38 weeks, yes, you could go pretty much now, but also could go to 40. Could go to 41 weeks. Like, it could actually still be so far away. Oh, it's so exciting. We've got the surprise of, like, when's the baby going to come? And we've got the surprise of, what is the baby to do? I don't know. So, yeah, it's getting really exciting for us.

Hey, I'm looking forward to it. So, yeah, this might be the last time we see you. Maybe we'll see you next week. So, well, let's enjoy it while we can. Let's enjoy this moment while we can. Now. That could be a pit bull lyrie. It probably is.

I'll be a bit of you guys, don't worry. Oh, Bull of Bible. Yeah, Bull of Bible. Good. You can play. He's a deep man. He's a deep lyricist. I don't even know how to trade into the night stuff.

I'll help. Yeah, wrap it up. Next. Yeah, it's a, I mean, Adam O'Brien announced yesterday going into the season, not doing too well. I mean, I know you're injured. You're in the periphery. but it doesn't seem like a happy place.

Yeah, it's a really hard one. I suppose like the best thing about the best thing about the NRL competition is that we've got a game this weekend and a game next weekend. So the boys can just put all their focus into that. You know, when something like this goes on, there's so much noise around. And the only way that you're going to have any enjoyment over the next few weeks is by just playing the best footy that you can. Some blokes will be leaving.

Some blokes are playing for contracts. So there's different motivations there. The blokes that are leaving, obviously, want to play with their teammates, you know, make as many memories as they can for the last couple of weeks. Obviously, the stuff, I'd say off the field, but it's very closely related to on the field as well, is, you know, the stuff with ads. If there's one thing of grace around that, it's just the fact that, you know, it's been spoken about so many times for how long I've been at the club now for three years. You know, and I know for him, it must have been, you know, some really straightforward. stressful times, especially of late, but, you know, there's been some stressful times riddled throughout that the last three years that I've been here as well.

So at least that puts a bit of a full stop on things, I think. Yeah. You know, you're not worried about waking up and what the next headline's going to be about it. It's sort of been, it's done in front of it now. Do you see him, does he come into training after that gets announced? And does he address it? And do you all give him a hug and say, sorry or is it like, let's pretend it didn't happen?

Like, how does that work as professionals? Yeah, no, I think it was like, obviously those things you want to keep behind closed doors, but ads handled it really well. Like I said, he got in front of it, spoke to us boys personally, and then it was straight into the footy stuff, which is exactly how it should be. And I'd say, you know, I've had a chat with him. A lot of boys will have, you know, their moment with him over the next couple of weeks, the next few days, whatever it is.

And like I said, about the boys that are leaving, you know, he'll be looking at trying to make the best memories and the most out of the last couple of weeks for him as well. Yeah, there's no taking your foot off the game. You're not, the season's not over yet. That must be really challenging, though. It's a human being. The last few weeks have been bad losses, so you don't want to end on that. There's some really good motivation there.

Like, if it is your last game, you don't want to be finishing the way that it's been finishing. You know, the one good thing about, you know, the weekend just gone is that we've actually got a couple of weeks to try and fix that. Yeah. Jeez, it'd be great, you know, it's been a disappointing season for us. It's been frustrating for everyone, you know, injuries, performances, results, all that sort of stuff. but at least if you can finish on a high and the boys that are, you know, then

taking that into the pre-season and taking that in the next year, that's got to be everyone's sort of mind frame at the moment. Yeah, absolutely, well said. A couple weeks left of the season anyway, so well, hopefully this isn't the last time we see you. But, I mean, well, hopefully it is, hopefully it is. I don't know which way you want to be.

All the best. We'll squeeze another one here. Yeah, we'll cross you live from the hospital. How does that sound? Yeah, that sounds good. You'll be in the headspace for it. Do you know what? Shy Guy offered his filming and cinematography for Duck O'N.

And Morgan, did you want any... Does the office stand, Shogger? Do you want any footage or... You know Adam, absolutely. It's great memories. He was more willing there than he was for me. Just let's say, good luck. And he's great at lurking.

I'd say good luck. I wouldn't want to... Have you desired at his angles? Are you catching baby? Are you going to be down the business end? I don't think so. Okay. Yeah.

I think I'll stand next to her. Just be up the top. Hold her hand. Yeah. Touch her hand. In the room, in the next to her and send the baby straight after. Fair enough. I just miss that skip.

It's like I'm blacked out doing it. Adam will switch into like, come on, you're good, you know. Yeah, you'll have a footy mode. Don't worry, I know, but I'm very, very weary that like, you know, so me and we'll train together and I can get her, I can get her going, right? But I don't think the birthing suite will be a place for that. I think I could cop a backhand pretty quickly. And you'll take it.

You try it. Just breathe like this, it'll be fine. Come on. I think you got harder on the field. Oh, please say that. Good luck to both of you. Yeah, exactly. Oh, my, good luck.

Thanks for coming in. Thanks, guys. Good luck in the next few days. I appreciate you. Jess and ducco. Yes and ducco. Please word to my own. Word out.

You took the word shot out of my mouth. Wordiochi. Queen Babs is in studio. Hey. Hey. She's going to give us a word. We're going to attempt to sing a song that has that word as a part of its lyric. Gusto is paramount.

Yep. Energy. Yep. Enthusiasm. And I guess getting the lyrics, correct? Gailor is right. That's always a tough one. Absolutely.

It's called wordioki. Yep. All right. Out of the seat now. Let's do it. It's getting up straight away. Yeah, straight away. I need to get some energy.

Okay. All right. So some stats first, guys. Oh, stats. Sit back down, Doc. Jess has won the last couple games again. Yeah. Shagai and Docco have not.

So, guys. Oh, it's a great stat. Is there any stats in that? Yeah. Just telling you how it is. That's how Gen Z does stats, guys. Yeah, that is my stat. Okay.

Great stat. Thank you. First word is off. Off with your head. Dance to you dead. Shish. Come on, Shy Lord. Yeah, no, we've got it.

Thank you. We don't think it was a shirt off. I couldn't think of any of it, to be honest. I think I'm getting worse at this game. You're going to have to shake it off. Oh, goodness. It is her wake. It is. It is. It is. I put it in there.

Okay. All right. Next word is keep. Keep your head. Keep, keep, keep, keep. Keep on. Keep bleeding. Keep bleeding. Keep bleeding. Nice. Point to daco. Shagga, you could have done.

Just keep watching from the F1 movie. Oh, that's your favorite. Have you seen that yet? No. Okay. All right. I thought I'd ask. So, Jess and Ducker on the board, Shaggar Nott.

Next word is young. So what? We are young. Beautiful. So let's set the word. Now, keep going. Keep killing cats. That's what you get.

Hey, you kill some cats before. But you have Leo and a little bit. All right, guys. Good work. You're all on the board. Here we go. We've got a game now. We've got a game.

Shagga, get out of your seat. But then the cameras don't work. Lean over. There's a whole thing. Okay, here we go. Right, next word is, loud. Let's get loud. Let's get loud.

You should get to Jaylo's. Yes. You could have had Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran. It doesn't matter what you could have had. I'm just saying, because I've done the work, guys. Oh, you put the yards in. Yeah, I put the effort in. Need you know.

Jaylo wasn't your top one there? No, it wasn't. Obviously. It never is. Never is. No. Moves. I got the moves.

I got the moves, like Jagger. Oh, that was a tie. No one void. And avoid. Next word is, World. Hold on. Don't I mess it with the future.

Open up your eyes. It's looking dire, guys. Yeah, we need to get on here, shot, guy. We need to get on here. Well, it just gets the next one. It's over. Well, it's pretty much over now, but that's okay.

Keep playing. No, hang on. Hang on. If we get the next two in a row, we get a tiebreaker. Next word is cold. Oh, you're cold, cold, hot. And here are now.

You're cold heart I don't know the rest of the words Come on, Elton Come on cold heart Dual Leap is in there too Cold, cold, cold heart I don't know the rest of the lyrics I don't know

The melody Anything else And a Christian Are you awarding that? I don't know What can anyone think of any other lyrics Are you trying to do a lever And Elton John

Yeah cold heart Yes obviously Cold Cold Cold Cold Heart Yeah what else is I don't know Like you Yeah Yeah

So yeah So we're warning That's what I'm hearing You see You all everyone just A very good Elton impression. Well, Jess has won the game, but we didn't award it. Okay.

I'm sorry. I thought you could have given cold heart there. Well, I could not hear any lyrics, but like, even if you did get the points, you still won. So, I'm sorry. Okay. Are you? Yeah, do you care? Good stats.

I did. I can't have your stats next week. No, just stay tuned. It's the same stats. I've got a new hobby team. This happened last week. We had a couple of days. off work and I've been pondering this for a while

and I've been trying to get it over the line with my wife for a while and tax time was that time to do it I got myself a PlayStation What's this? Is this PlayStation Yeah, it's the site? It's the first PlayStation startup noise for the PS1

Oh it's like the equivalent of the Tadum for Netflix We turn it on, that happens Shaggo's also got a PlayStation where game is now You have mentioned PlayStation's I reckon it might have been when Morgan was late pregnant and I was thinking in my head he were never getting a PlayStation with a new

kid in the fair. I know, I know. Who has the time? So you're telling me in the nap windows. In the nap windows I'm trying to, I'm really trying to do it as much as I can. Because I like sports games particularly, right? Yeah. So I got Madden, which is like grid on, NFL on there. You're a little dude?

Yeah, yeah. You're a... Hang on. Sorry. For me or the game? You're a player. Player, yeah. You can play with a team. I think my, my, um, extent of gaming is Nintendo, like Mario Kart days.

So, yeah, you play with the full team, you control it, and then obviously you can play online. So Shagga and I have been riffing back and forth about, we don't have the same games yet, but that time will come. I was about to say, you're doing the online thing? He's still learning. I'm a noob, right? I'm just, I'm new to this world.

You know, the lingo. Yeah, noob means. I googled it. Noob is a noobie. Newby slash not smart at the games. Yeah, not good at the games. Yeah, yeah. Shy guy's just getting a bit cocky.

He's like, this is my. I'm like barely one level above noon myself. It depends on what game you play, right? Of course. But Grideon is a game. There's lots to learn. There's lots to learn different plays and you control the team and the hacks. And the hacks and lots of people play overseas.

So I thought, I've only had it now for like a week. And I thought, I'll jump online, you know, just play with, play online and see who I get paired with because they're meant to pay you with someone who's similar skill level. So literally, I've found someone in Tennessee who's online at the same time as Little Ducko in Australia. And they put their mic on. So like, you can, I didn't have. have my mic on, but Shaga has since told me today that the remotes have mics. It's on by default. Yeah, so my mic was on. So that explains

a lot. Oh, so you weren't planning on talking to this person. No, I don't want to talk to him. I was thinking like I'll just sort of play a little bit. I might even leave early if I'm getting really busy. Does it pop up like Brandon over and wherever? Yeah, yeah, and he chat they chat to you and like, oh, he was just

nonstop, yeah, what are you going to play? What are you going to do? Oh, I'm going to do this. And he just talked, they sort of talked to themselves and talk to you. Yes. And I wasn't really saying much except for like, ah, damn, what the hell? How does he know how to do that? Oh, because you're against each other. I'm against each other, yeah, yeah.

And then he said, they get ruthless, man. Yeah, they do. They get ruthless. He's lawless out there online. He hit me with something. There's no police. It really is. It really is.

He hit me with one of the great lines, and I had to write it down. Yeah, I had to write it down so I wouldn't forget it. And I, I initially laughed at it, and I think then he enjoyed me laughing at it, and then he started feeling sorry for me. So he's beating me like 20-something-neal. Like, I'm getting pumped. I don't know what I'm really doing. I'm, you know.

This guy ain't a nude. He's laughing, you know. He goes, you're so dumb. If your brain was in a bird, it would fly backwards. That's good gear. I know. And I was like, what? He's also probably 11.

He's pre-entered it. I think he's typed in insults. Absolutely. If your brain was in a bird, it would fly backwards. And I was like, what is he even saying? And he's like, what if I want to go backwards? And he kept saying, brah, bra. I feel sorry for you, bruh.

I feel sorry for you, bruh, because I was so bad. But you don't think he can. I didn't hear me, but now I don't know because Chagas told me there was a mic in my remote. And you had it muted yourself. By that time, I think I'm laughing. And Morgan's like, what are you, who are you playing? I'm like, I don't know.

This little kid's getting me. It's hitting me right in the fields. This is hurting. He's in my head, man. He's in my head. It was an experience, you know? Wow. But then by the end of it, I think I wasn't, like,

I wasn't, you know, retaliating. So I think by the end of his, he was actually genuinely feeling sorry for me. He's like, I've hurt these boys' feelings. Jess and Ducko Jess and Ducko Docko you know you have those experience just monotonous day nothing seemingly out of the ordinary

but a really quick scenario happens you might not react how you want to in the moment but I can't stop thinking about it what should I have done in that moment it's only been about 16 hours since this happened

but I'm like what should I have done how should I have responded But back-to-back interactions with a couple of weirdos yesterday. Walking the dog and the baby, just trying to get them out of the house of an afternoon. And we're coming around the corner of a park where there had been a bit of construction happening. So these two young workers were packing up their gear, some bollards and whatnot. And as we've come around, there was some flashing lights on their truck.

And so Lucia, two-year-old, transfixed by the light. So I don't know if she was, I don't think she was in the way, but one of the workers is a come around with the bollard and quick as day just went and like poked his tongue out at her but not in that sort of cheeky like the tongue out emoji like me made a real blah about it was trying to be funny or trying to get a reaction i don't know if it was but it wasn't i know humor is subjective it wasn't funny to me it almost looked like he was trying to scare her a bit like blah help sorry one more time i'm gonna need that one more time just because i can't i don't know what you're doing is what was he doing you didn't have a smile on his face

He's just walked past my two-year-old and gone, and kept moving. He was in motion. How old do you reckon he was? Oh, young, mid-20s. Right. Like, I look like apprentice vines. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And we sort of, she's staring at him because he's in front of the truck with the lights. He's obviously made this weird face. And I went, how am I meant to, what do I do here? Do you're back? Yeah. That's what I should have done, but I froze. Also, you're both there going, whed-a-ha-ha.

And I just was like, what a weirdo? Who does that to a kid? I guess he, if being young, maybe doesn't have a child, whatever, he thought that was entertaining the kid or it's funny or, I don't know. Love that perspective from me. Possibly, I don't know. It's hard to, yeah. Like not having kids yourself shy guy.

Yeah. Is that how you would? I personally wouldn't. I would think that that's harmless. The guy might just not have got the tone of how to be playful about it. But she was smiling at the lights and stuff, yeah? Well, no. She was just staring at the lights.

Oh, just staring. Okay. So anyway, I thought that was a bit weird. And I was like, what should I have done in that moment? Did you just say silent? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And walked on, you know me, I'm already anti-confrontation, but I feel like I should have a bit more spine about me when it comes to my kid. But it was weird.

Come around the corner, there's a bloke there vaping. And, you know, we've got. So again, probably mid-20s. Yeah, yeah. What kind of vape, Kiwi? What kind of vape? What's the gold, purple? Like a goldie.

Like a goldie. That's like a blueberry blast, doesn't she? Yeah. Maybe it was Kiwi on the nose. Maybe it was going to send of Kiwi. Because that big puff of the magic dragon, you know, encapsulates us. He doesn't put his attention on the kid at least. But to my dog, he goes,

are these two, do they work together? No, this was not a trade. This is another bloke on a break, maybe. The Trady is doing weird things. I don't know what, he wasn't in high v. I don't know what he was doing. It was like a, that's what it. People make kissy faces to the dog.

People ask to pat him. People go, oh, yeah, I've never had someone genuinely. Yeah, do the kiss. It was so. He wasn't doing it to you. He was doing it to the dog. Like, he was looking at the dog. He wasn't looking at me.

Right, okay. Because initially, the kid and the dog are the same height, right? So I'm like, did he just do that to my daughter? Because now I'm about to fight. And I went, oh, no, no, she's over there. Yeah. He, like, smooched. And then did he say anything after that?

No. Did you say anything? Just keep walking. Again, Ducker, I kept moving and then have been beating myself up since yesterday afternoon being like, should I have called that out, both of them? Yeah. I don't know how or to what end because I am scared of people and I don't want to actually have a fight.

The only thing of the first one you could have done is back. That's the only thing you could have done. If someone makes a face at my kid again, I just didn't like it. I should have done it back. The dog was funny. Can't kissy face back a bloke on the street because he does it to the dog.

I've had a lot of people obviously with having a dog like want to pat them. They come up to them or they smile at them. I actually even like when you hear them talk amongst themselves, oh, that's a nice dog. Even if they kind of insult him. Oh, geez, he's a big boy. Yeah. Do you reckon that was it? Do you reckon he was like...

The kissy? Was the vape did? Was his lips just like chapped from all the vaping? No, that was targeted. So he puffed out his vape smoke and then done the kiss in there. And was Gianni loving it? Like Johnny would have been confident. Well, he sort of, you know, strutting his stuff a bit more.

He's like, thank you. A bit of attention. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because the kid does get all the attention now. He's like, finally. But again, I thought that's... That is odd. That's weird.

And both tradies as well in the afternoon. And you know how we're displaced. We're living in the in-laws apartment. And I'm like, what's going on in this area? I think I've had enough of this area. I want to go back home. No one was making faces and kissing my dog. You've got to go back on the same path this afternoon and see if you can see the same

people and then just see what they do. And then try doing it back. Do it back? Because doing nothing was not the right, was not the right for. I'm not happy with myself. Do you instigate it? You see them straight away and you go, oh. And just do it.

Do you know what's going to happen? I'm going to get them mixed up and I'll kissy face the trading. And I'm going to go to the baby. We're going to put our bodies, mouths and taste buds on the line. Here we are. To better serve you, dear rice cookers. A song has been released. Now, 60 years of research has gone into this thing.

60. 60 is a collaboration from the University of Bristol with Galaxy chocolate. And they want to help make chocolate even tastier for us. Yeah, that aims to enhance the sweet, smooth, silky and creamy notes of every bite of chocolate. Listening to this music is allegedly. going to take, make your favourite sweet treat taste even better. So we thought, to properly

give this the experiment it needs, we'll bring in the worst chocolate known to man. And that is the Cadbury fruit and nut. The fact that your husband buys this is odd. Like, he's not 80 yet. Bro. Like, when I said to Anger, so we had two family-sized fruit and nuts in the house. It's only him eating it. And him and my dad

are the only two people have ever known. Do that. Yes. My dad. It's absolutely. Absolutely over 65 and Angus Harbour. Texted text line 04-8-8106-9. How old are you? And do you eat fruit and nut? Do you like fruit and nut? When I said to Angus, I saw Shagai's idea and I went, I got chocolate in the house.

I had wagon wheels and I went, no, I think that's too busy. We need a bit. See, I had that Aldi coconut rough. Oh. Yeah, that is really good. See, this is what we wanted to do. It's got to be bad to begin with to see if the music helps, right? When I said to Angus, can I, I need to take, I didn't say, can I?

I said, I'm going to take some fruit and nut. He went, why. And I was like, oh, there's this thing going around. He was like, but I only have two blocks. I went, two family blocks. You're not going to run out. Yeah, but the other one's nearly done. And I wanted to, well, you're not going to eat a block.

He has four squares. He was very... How many squares are you ever not? Four. Okay. Quite a row. He's quite precise. A row and a cup of tea.

No, no, bro. Not the, not the snack. The giant square one. Oh. I think they're about 12 by 12. Geez, he's putting them away. So he was annoyed. So he's not going to be happy that.

He's upset that way. We're wasting his chocolate on this. This song contains musical components known to affect the taste perception, including pitch, tempo and key. I guess, like, ambiance in restaurants is a big thing because it helps elevate your experience, right? Yeah. So it stands to reason that if you've done good research, it should help make the chocolate taste better. Stacey's texting as well. 048-8-106-9.

On 38, fruit nut is the best, then coconut rough. Okay, well, this is a room full of fruit nut haters. So what I thought we could do, team, is have one pre-music to really get a sense of how much we hate it, and then play the music. What do you think? Are you a piece of fruit and nuts? Oh, my God, it's so gross. It's just, it's just weird. It's so good.

Like, it's not as bad as I remember. Yeah, I was going to say, is it meant to be that bad? Yeah. Oh, my God, I don't like it all. But I got a big nut part. I don't like the fruit parts. Ah. I like the nut parts.

Well. Yeah. Oh, no, I don't like it. So I'm going to put the music on. So we, yeah. Yep. Done. At what point do we have another bite?

I guess let it work in a bit. Let's like to sit in for a bit. While I asked Ducco, I'm so washing down my fruit now. While I asked Ducco a question, how do you feel about eating chocolate at 755 on a Thursday? Are you okay? Your gut. That's how are we going to go with this?

Yeah, not good. After this, I'm going to have my porridge. Just to balance things out. Oh, God. Someone else said I'm 33 and I love fruit and nut. Oh, you're too young. All right. Okay, it's been about 30 seconds.

Okay, that's been long enough. I think the music does pick up in tempo in a moment. Well, I'm putting it in my mouth. It's the same to me. I'll say it very similar to the last pipe. Perhaps. I like it. Like the song?

Wait, do you like it? No, I like fruit. But did you like the second? I don't like you anymore. This song has converted Babs into a fan of fruit. No. I fear it has. I don't.

Jesus, you're 24. Way too young to like fruit enough. You know, is when you're having your cup of tea at night time watching, you know, McLeod's daughters, why would you put that song on to eat? Like, are you going to, hold on, honey, let's enjoy this chocolate. Yeah, you have to pause the show. You have to pause everything. Yeah.

To put the music. Yeah, how did they intend this song to be used, shy guy? This is one step away from crying and hugging. You know, like, I feel like this is, I put the song where we'd all get a bit emotional. Maybe that's why Babs is enjoying it. Maybe. Okay, so the length of the track is the amount of time it should take to melt in your mouth. Oh, we all chew.

Oh, we all chew. Cheat it, so we're meant to let it melt. Ah, damn. Have we run out of fruit and up? I've got one more square, but Angus was like, if there's any left over, bring it home. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabucks on hit. Yeah, the 30 seconds to answer 10 questions. We'll start with the same letter.

I have to take your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, you can say pass. We come back, of course, if there is time. We are playing for our $10,000. our player today. Here we go. We've got Daniel. Good morning, Daniel. Morning. How you going? Oh, Daniel, we are fantastic. I mean, we love giving you the opportunity to walk away with $10,000.

Are you ready to do just that? I certainly am. Good attitude. Daniel feels like a winner. Absolutely. You're a winner, Daniel? I sure am. Yes. What's the last thing you won, Daniel? I haven't won it. I was hoping he'd say, you know, won the soccer game on the weekend or something.

Yeah, yeah. It's going to be his first wind. I want a multi. Oh, you want a multi? How good. And was it your own multi? Like, you put it on yourself? You didn't get it from someone else?

No. He took the advice, and he won. Daniel, what do you want to spend 10 grand on? Don't say another multi. Sorry. Say again? I'd love to go on a holiday. Yes, absolutely.

Oh, yeah. Maybe you'd like to consider Denmark. He loves Denmark. Or Daydream Island. Oh, yeah. Oh, because they start with D. I mean, I could have just said D for Daniel, but... Oh, yeah.

When you said Holy Day, I thought I'd help you with some ideas. D is what you're going to play with, Daniel? You're ready? I sure am. All right, your time will start after the first question. Let's go, Daniel. Starting with a letter D, we need you to name. A verb.

Drive. A dog breed. A dashounds. A music genre. Dance. A Steve Carrell movie. A do-over, no, a pass. A five-letter word.

A dream. A technology brand. Dower. An instrument. Drum. A musical. A dog. A tool.

Dog. A kid. Dog, the musical. One of the greats. Hey, man, there's cats. Says a reason there might be dog. Hey, let's Google it. Let's find out if they're actually. is. I'm not awarding it yet, but it could

be. And what'd you say for technology brand? Diwa. I'm not familiar. I don't know that one. But it sounds like you know. Dewa. Dewa? Yeah, Dewa. Dewa? Dewee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee. Are you thinking of day-woo? Yeah. I feel like you're just throwing

dance right now. You make it sounds. There is Dogman the musical, but that would be Dogman. Dogman. So look, we got either six or five. You're on a bit of a roll there to start with. Steve Correll movie could have been not do-over despicable me, but I like that you just had a crack. Technology brand Dell. Musical, Dream Girls or Dog Fight.

Oh, dog fight. That's tough one. And then a tool, the old dolly or the drill bit. It's just a drill, really. Daniel, mate, you've been fun. You don't get the money, but you do get 100 bucks to spend at Woolies. That's coming you away.

How good is that? Very good. Hey, that's a win. Is he positive, even after a loss? Yeah, I love that. He's still dining out on that. Multi win. He's fine. How much you get in the multi, mate?

about a hundred bucks bang now you've got 100 bucks at woolies and 100 bucks a multi to go on another multi win us win baby here we go that's for the weekend

you enjoy yourself out there okay thank you guys see you legend see Daniel was happy with that's a hundred dollars of woos he didn't have beforehand that is a great attitude you know what I mean

and now he's learned about Dogman the musical haven't we all haven't we all up next another chance that core fame price though oh mate unbelievable dining experience at the best restaurant in the Hunter Valley.

Yeah. E-XP plus a night's accommodation at the gorgeous ridges. Something's gone extinct. Extinct. It's a hard word to say that a few times. Extinct. Extinct. Extinct.

It's gone the way of the dinosaurs. It has. For the ladies. Oh. In the out of leisure. Oh, I thought you were going to say something about the board. Oh, no, that's coming back. That's what I'm saying.

Jess and Ducko. 13, 10, 60 right now. We're asking, what's something that you couldn't live without, but now you do? Like, once upon a time, you're like, geez, my life will never not have this thing. Can I list every ex-boyfriend? I thought I was going to marry all of them. Ah, you fell head and shoulders straight away. Jesus, what was I thinking?

Look at that happened. That's always the way with exes and you look back and you go, ah. Sometimes I think my standards are really high and then I look at my exes. I go, they obviously weren't. Thought I'd marry you. I thought I'd marry you. I thought I'd marry you. What was going on with him?

Oh, goodness. Smash crab over there. I'm a sucker for an accent. I get it. I get it. This is happening. There's been a new study done. which is shown the active wear usage of people.

This is especially for females. And mainly for like the top demographics, kind of that 18 to 25 sort of year old. However, Gen Z is now getting rid of the fashion staple of the legging. Jesus. Are we talking training and to go out for brunch? So you know how leggings are like at leisure, right? So girls wear them at the gym or they just wear them to get coffee.

Daco. I lived in leggings. This very bracket. you're talking about, from I reckon early 20s to mid-20s. Leggings was, well, they're so much more comfortable than jeans. And you can get a nice, you know, trendy legging that kind of looks like a pant. A girl in a leggings, dressy, a guy in a legging with no pant. Creepy. Right. Right. You can't get away with it, unfortunately. The moose-knuckle that just pops out. You can't get away with it.

So apparently, Gen Z is now preferring loose fitting or baggy sweatpants or shorts while exercising. They do not like the leg and they don't like the tight fit. And that's what they'll wear out to brunch or just a Sunday casual. I haven't been to the gym. but I want that ath leisure look. Correct. So much so that now Nike and Adelaus are scaling back their legging investment and makings because they've plummeted from 50% of sort of what people liked. Yeah.

They're down to 32. People aren't buying leggings. As the resident Gen Z, Babs, do you own or wear leggings? I do own leggings, but I only wear them in winter on my walks. Okay. You much more, you opt for the loose fitting, the track pant or... Yes, yeah, I've got a pair of like wide leg track pants that are really comfortable and they look really nice.

See, back in the day, if you were while the track pants, you'd be like, what are you doing? That's a misnomer. Track pants, that look nice. Yeah. They're casual. They're ratty. They're for at home. And now you've got the a pleasure track pants.

Yes, with like a cuffed ankle and people try and booge them up. It's still a track pant. So now the leggings are becoming extinct. Something I never thought would happen for the ladies. I always thought the leggings would stay strong. So am I already, so I am not doing the big high sock, like the Gen Z? And I'm still wearing leggings. Am I big fat loser?

Well, well, Babs is just a big fat loser? No comment. I like your handball. Yeah, I'm going over to you. Am I a big fat loser? Not answering. But I thought this would be fun to do.

Like, what is something you thought you thought you were going to wear it and have it? But now you can't. You don't use it at all. Yeah, yeah. Like, for me, like, the skinny gene, the fitting gene is something that I thought would always be in. Like, and something that I kind of liked. And now it's baggy and oversized gene. And that just doesn't suit your body shape.

It doesn't. It's so funny you bring up the skinny gene. I don't think he knows what I do. We've got a new neighbour now that we're living in a new place, right? He'd be mid-50s. He's a tall dude, right? So that's a lot of leg to put in a gene. And we saw him out in the wild.

Skinniest dreams. Just, I don't know how he was walking. Like, they're that stiff. And it looked so bizarre because you just don't see them anymore. And they do look weird now. They look so weird now. Like he's got, you know, big, meaty thighs, and then these skinny calves that you go,

this looks so out of proportion. Yeah. The skinny gene. And two years ago, the skinny gene was, even a year ago, it was flying. Fashion moves too fast. But he's obviously going, no, no, no, I will continue to live with them. Not just in the fashion space. Shago was a big advocate for this.

The selfie stick. Oh, my God. You know, he thought he couldn't live without a selfie stick. You took it everywhere. You had the one with the button where you'd press it. He has Bluetooth. Yeah. In that realm.

I used to think I couldn't live without taking my GoPro on holidays and making a YouTube highlights real for my four friends to watch. Yeah, yeah. To a Vici, probably. I'm moving. Literally. Literally. Literally. Every trip, every holiday, even like weekends with the girls, you'd have to document to make a feature-length film.

Yeah. Now, oh my God, you chuck some stories up and that's your, you know, commitment ticked off. It's like my, or Morgan's grandparents, have a tom-tom, like a sat nap. like a GPS in their car. Oh yeah, I remember those. And I'm like, wow, they still update the TomTom and do that. I've not heard the phrase or brand Tom Tom. Yeah.

In forever. A while, right? And there you go. I presume so. Hopefully they can get maintenance on it if they need to. They would have had this one for quite a while. I'm not sure these maps. They did get lost driving through the Sydney.

Yeah, I'm sure. You wouldn't know any of the times. Yeah, didn't know anything. Tom Tom was, I was like, they have iPhones too. But it's like, yeah. It is funny to think you, this is going to be. forever. This is a staple in my life. So I'm holding on to. And now you look back, you go, geez, how far I've moved on.

At the risk of asking the youth, Babs, what's something that you couldn't live without, but now you do. I used to have this pair of Windsor Smiths, so they're a shoe brand, and they were like these chunky, strappy, like little heels with a tassel. And I used to think I was so cool. They are the ugliest shoe I've ever seen in my life. I mean, Babs, the words chunky and tassel should not be in the same sentence in the shoe world. Oh, love it. 13, 10, 60. That call a fame prize up for grabs, yeah.

It can be anything. Anything. Yeah, one could live without it. Whatever. You're right. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. What's something that you couldn't live without once upon a time?

It was the be-all and end-all, but now you do. Absolutely. You look back and you think, who was that girl? Yeah. What was that? What was I thinking? How could I even have that now? And it makes me, now I'm reassessing because the youth have decided leggings are out.

Yeah, legging. are out. Leggings are on the out because people like baggier things now, particularly at the age of 18 and 24. Now, leggings were massive millennials. Leggings were the after leisure. They were wear it to coffee. They were wear it to the gym. You could get a fancy legging. You know, it had like a nice ribbing or

something. It was still a leggings, still very form fitting, but you felt a bit classier. Yeah. Whereas they're saying, oh, no, you just wear a track pant. And the butt scrunch booty shorts. Oh, the butt scrunch booty shorts. The exercise tight shorts. I bought fancy trackies, you know, from a brand I like. They're a

bit more expensive. I went to wear them to work the other day because I thought this is what people are doing. I felt like such a slob. I would love to see you rocking to work on day in trachies. It felt so disrespectful. And also when you pay a pretty price for trackies, you're like, really? God, I feel stupid. Really? 100%. Whereas they're decided

leggings are out, trackies are in? Leggings are out. They're doing it for comfort, either sweatpants or baggy things like trackies. It's dropped from like 50% to in the 30s of people actually wearing them. Adelaus and Nike slowing down their production of legging. Except however Lulu lemon, Still going high, guys.

Thank God. Still going high. I just want to put that one right out there. They're going to become a hot commodity. They are. Because if supply is less than demand, they're going to be like, all right, well, we'll charge a fortune. Look at you in economics. I had to think.

I was like, am I getting this? Supply is less than demand. Did you do economics at high school? Because you just nailed that. I dropped out of it, actually. I went, this is too hard. And I don't need it for my business management. I'll pick a different one.

I'll do ethics. That's what I ended up to me. Sarah, on 13, 1060, Sarah, good morning. Good morning, guys. Sarah, what's something you used to not be able to live without? And now you do. Do you know those like shoes and they have like wheels in the back of the heels?

Oh, the healy's. Healy's. Yeah. Yeah, I used to rock them and ride around in them like crazy. They were all the rage and some of them would light up and glow while you'd heal. Yeah. Sorry, Sarah, are you talking about when you were a child? Or was this into adults?

This was last week. No. No, there's another child. I could not live without them. Sarah's healing into Coles. She just said it with such sadness in her voice. I thought, oh, she's decided, no, I'm 30. I have to grow up now.

I'm like, oh, it's just when you were a kid. There's two people that healie in this planet, Sarah and Sharga. Oh, 100%. Oh, bads as well. Sorry, she put her hand up. Go for it. I used to do it through the shopping sentence. You're so cool, Matt.

And I would be like, come back. Look at you go. Oh, Rebecca, good morning. Good morning, guys. How are you? Great. You'd be better, Beck. What's something your husband used to never be able to live without?

And now he does. He used to wear those Adidas pants that had the clips down the side. Oh, the snaps. He called them his easy access pants. And they were horrid. They were horrid. Did he do the thing where he'd sit in front of you, cross his arms over and rip them off? Yes, multiple times.

Yeah. Well, I assume you as the sensible, you know, You know, woman in his life said you've got to get rid of those, Beck. Were you the influence for getting rid of them? I'm the reason they went in the bin, yeah. Yeah, okay. They did have a big moment, though. Well, we've got some bad news for you, Beck.

Babs, what did you have to say? Addidas, truck pants are back in at the moment. With the snap? Or just the track pants. I don't know, the snap. Oh, the track pants are okay. It's snap down the side. I thought you're referring.

Snaps are back. I'm like, not the cheerleading movie sort of era that the snap pants were in, wasn't it? Totally. Bring it on and stuff like that. Because they've got to... Absolutely. Good job. Yeah, yeah.

I love the idea. If you've got to quickly get a cheer in, rip off your pants. Oh, Kelly on 13, 1060. What's something that you couldn't live without? But now you do. Hello, Jess and daco. Hi, Kelly.

So, you know, I'm 54, right? So you've got to remember that, right? 54. Yeah. So just like I had to put that out there. Good old G string. I never, I used to wear a G string every day. Like every day from when I was.

14 up until like 21. And my daughter now at 20 wears G-strings and my husband puts him in my pile and I'm like, yeah. That hasn't been mine for me. Kelly preach, sis. So was it, is it not comfortable anymore or you used to? Oh my God. My ass just, well, I can't say that.

Can I say that? Well, you're in it now. If it's bad, I'll dump it. Go for it. Like, seriously, like now, my undies get sucked like a G-string. So wearing one, it's like, if you're going to have it. just, you know, and the walk, like the bottom crunch walk with the jeet, yeah, no. Yes, who needs the chafing, Kelly?

Exactly. Oh, exactly. Have you embraced the visible panty line? You're like, I don't care. Well, spank. Spank is better than a jeepro. Suck it all ends. Yes and Ducco.

Earlier on the show, we were talking about fruit and nut on the text line, 04,000-1-1069. That's right. To be fair, it was just the specimen that we brought in. for an experiment, there's a music, a soundtrack that's been released that'll allegedly elevate your chocolate eating experience, make it taste even better. So we thought, well, the best way to test it would be to bring in a crappy, awful, disgusting chocolate and then see if the music makes it taste better.

A lot of people not happy about us hating on fruit and nut. Well, we went to town of fruit and nut. People texted in and they've just been, you know, I'm 41, I love it. I'm 33, I love it. I'm 38 and I live for fruit and nut. People frothing the fruit and nut. People frothing fruit nut. And to be fair, they've been.

got a new fan, the youngest person I've ever met to enjoy it, in young babs, 24 years old. I like the nut of fruit nut. I don't like the fruit part. And you know what's funny? You could just buy the hazelnut block then. Exactly. You know what I'm saying? It is the fruit that ruins it.

I see like Marvel's creations. That is hectic in the mouth. What? What are the creations? Like you got like, popping candy and stuff? You're popping candy, there's like gummy bear things in there. The only block of chocolate I ever reach for is that peppermint goo. Oh, you got the peppermint?

Which I also get half of it. halfway through and go, what is this? My parents used to love that, too. It's not food. What is it? None of it is. None of it is. Why is it fluro green?

Top deck's still the greatest. I don't mind a bit of top deck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's funny, if you were to give me just some white chocolate, I'd spit it in your face. But you put it layered with some milk? Yeah, it works. It balances each other out, doesn't it? So to all the fruit nut aficionados, I'm not even going to apologize, it sucks.

Tomorrow's going to be, what's the best chocolate on the show? It feels basic, but it's not. It is highbrow stuff. Could it be fruit and nut? I don't know if I could stand by that. We'll have to do a poll. Goodness me. That's big times.

We could. It's a Friday. It's a fun Friday food. We love a Friday food owner. Yeah, oh, geez, goodness me. All right, we'll workshop. This segment it never could. You watch the board light up for what's the best chocolate.

Yeah, we'll put it in now. We'll do it tomorrow. Sevent. Hey, man, our call of fame is food related. It is. It kind of ties in. It does work. Oh, crap.

Oh, je. Not I wanted to be fruit and nut. My husband won't shut up about it. He'll love it. Hey, up next, my mother. Big fruit and nut fan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think you said earlier in the show, getting, you know, getting more peculiar in her older age.

She's just not listening. She's still working. And it just has felt like some of the stories since they bought the caravan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's just embracing. Yeah, it's another layer of life for her. Yes. She said the strangest possible thing to Morgan and I.

Um, the strangest thing has come out of her mouth, I think, to us. I can't wait. Yeah. You know, I'm a big fan of Kate. Yeah, you love her. I'll back her in with whatever she said. Jess and Ducco. I was wondering why people were ringing.

I was like, do people have other stories about your mom? They want to share it. I was like, oh, they're really calling for the chocolate gear. But no, it's because they want to call in to see Ed Shear and Live in New Zealand. It's five star fly away. Yeah. It's a luxury accommodation. A private driver to the gig.

Plus, obviously, you get to see Ed Shearan Live in Auckland. It's after nine. It's after nine. Babs will start answering your phones in the lounge after nine. When you hear, Ed, shearing. Don't be calling when you hear the new Doja Cat. Yeah, well, you can. Doja.

Doja. How do you say it? Doja. That's what I said. Doja. Paint the town red. It's been a morning. It's up to nine.

Light and shade this morning, guys. But there's something. It's good. We've had a lot of light. Are you going to shade it up? Yeah. Oh, I'm getting serious. No, I'm not.

I'll keep it light. I'll keep it light just for Thursday morning. We were, this couple weeks ago, and I had all my notes to tell you guys this story, and then I sort of forgot about it, and then my mum re-remided me, and I was like, oh, my God, I need to tell the team this. Thank you for the prompt, Mama. Thank you, Mother. So when we were back over professional development and seeing family and doing what and not,

obviously, we were there with Flo and Mom's Grandma, she's Grammy to Flo. What did she want to be called? Tootie. It's the Hawaiian name for a grandpa. She read Michelle Obama's book. And I'm like, Mom, we have zero Hawaiian heritage. That feels a cultural appropriation. I think that was a good call from you.

Isn't it a two another word for a file? Fart. Exactly right, which is the other thing as well. It's like, the kid's going to grow up and be like making fight references at you. Yeah, two teen. She didn't get her way. She's Grammy. Yeah, she's Grammy.

Sure. Which is okay. But then Morgan's actual grandma's called Grammy. And so it's like, it's a bit of a wiggy out. But anyway, we can't have two Grammys. It's odd. Anyway, mom loves, obviously loves Flo. her fifth granddaughter now, or grandchild, and we're at home with them, and we don't get to

go back and see them that much because we live in the same state. So when we do, you know, it's all, everyone, it's all roses and daisies. And then... All right, Bieber. Yeah, I was not going to say, it's all gravy, but I was like, it doesn't really work. Anyway, whatever. I'll get to my point. So we're there, right? We're there, and we're all looking at Flo, and she's like smiling, and it's me, mum and Morgan. And me and Morgan are on either side, and Mum comes in the middle. Now, Flo was a journey to get to this, world. The IVF story of Brad knows. Right. But mom comes in the middle and puts one arm over Morgan and puts one arm over me. And if we're all smiling, having a moment. And then she goes,

we made her. We swear to God. She goes, we made her. And me and Morgan are like, uh, what? Mom's like, well, we did. I prayed and I made you and I made you Nick and then you made flow and then To be fair, your mother grew your testicles. I know. I thought she was trying to say. I made you and you made her, so we made her. She was integral. Without Grammy.

It was so funny. Daddy wouldn't be here. I know. Which means Flo wouldn't be here. And when she doubled down on it just like that. And Morgan, I were both like, what? And Morgan looked at me like, what is your mom smoking? It sounded like, it was like this weird.

Like, we made her together. It's, that is the most grandmother thing I've ever heard. Yeah. I'm taking credit for the. gorgeous creature in any way I can. Exactly. And there'd be an element I imagine as well, because she can't get her hands on her. As often as I'm sure she'd

like, she's got an imprint somehow. Yeah. I need you to know, son. Yeah. I had something to do with this. Don't you forget. Exactly. So every time she's like, we made her. Like, says it off like a joke. I'm like, that's not, let's not keep this going. It's like she's a work of art and you and Morgan have signed

your names after you finished it and she's just snuck in in the night and gone, I'm going to sign my name as well. Kate Ellenberg. I was here. Jess and Ducco. Thursday morning team, what a show it's been. Unbelievable. Earlier this hour, Ducco, we were talking about what's something you could never live without.

But times change and now you do. We had a couple of DMs that we missed. Oh, yes. Let me read them. Someone said I still wear my, I still wear snap pants. Oh my God. I don't know if that's the same person, but that also was DM being. I still love me snap pants.

Olivia, and I can hard relate. I used to never be able to leave the house without black eyeliner on the top and bodied. bottom waterline every day. And now the makeup trends have changed and I don't pick up the eyeliner anymore. Funny, isn't it? What did Christy say? I still wear my snap pants.

Snap pants are good. And Katie said bedazzled flip camera on a night out and frilly socks. Oh yeah, the frilly socks. The frilly socks. I think they've come back in. They will. Yeah, Bab's with her little tap shoe equivalent.

Yeah, she has her little Madeline shoes. And the frilly socks. That's a whole look now. If you missed any of the show today, grab it on the podcast. Where you get your podcast from listener or wherever that may be. Fun times, you know. Couldn't agree more. You promised us light and shade.

Yeah. I think it was a light. I mean, it was all light. There's zero shade. It was zero shade. And that's the way we like it. Uh-huh, uh-huh. All right.

You're rapping yourself up now? What's that from? I don't know why I'm trying to think that. That's the way. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I like, no, but there's a quote. Yeah, what is that from?

That's the way uh-huh, uh-huh. I like it. I think it's just a song, isn't it? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I think it's, sorry. It's a quote, I'll get it. It's just the song.

It's in Madagascar or something? Oh, shut it. Oh, I mean you two would get it. No. I think. Sorry, Jess. Is it Julian? No, I think it's, I like to move it.

No, that's right. And that's the way I like it. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Oh, God, it's going to annoy me. I'll leave me on my own. Okay, we'll just let you sit there. I'll just marry it. Not the song.

It's a quote of a man. I can picture him doing it. Okay. And that's the way. Oh, is it an ad, maybe? Maybe? Maybe. Is it ringing familiar to you? A little bit. Oh, Bruce Almighty.

Oh. There you go. There you go. That's it. I'm glad we got that. Hopefully that was worth it for you listening along. Someone furiously is texting the show. You don't need to.

He got it. We nailed it. Thank you. Don't forget. Call of favor. We draw this thing tomorrow. The dinner for two here at EXP restaurant with matched wines. We love that.

Plus one night's ACON with ridges in the Hunter Valley. Mate, that's a two-hatted restaurant. It's amazing. And you get to go on us. Maybe you've got an anniversary, a birthday. Or, hey, doing an early Christmas. Christmas. Chrisie, did you see the news?

There's a coals somewhere that's already stocking, like, mince pies and all the Christmas snacks. Is it happening, is it? It's happening. It is begun. God, it's not even September. Have you been to one of the Woolies yet that have the new advanced? You can check out yourself while you drive the trolley? Yes.

I've not done it yet. Not tried it, though. Because where they're parked, at least my local Woolies, they're sort of near the checkout. They're not near the entry of the store. So I went, how are you meant to get to those? I don't think of it. My willies can't be trusted with them yet. I don't think they ever will be.

But I want to give it a go. So what is it? It's got the iPad. And you scan your items as you go. You weigh them as you go. So essentially then you can just walk out. Well, when do you pay? You link your everyday rewards card and your bank card.

So you go through a line. To that trolley. Oh, how do I make sure you don't come in after me and you've got all my stuff logging? But you can just pay on the iPod on your trolley like Apple pay or whatever it may be at the end. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not logging in and leaving my car. I'm going to have to get to log out. No, it's not going to like to have your card on that troll.

forever. The point of putting your card is if you do steal it. This tech man. It's up there with AI. I'm still cash. You're still going into someone, aren't you? You can't scam me cash, can you? No, you cannot. Unless you get fake notes.

Cash is king. I don't operate in counterfeit nodes, struggle. Then your cash is king, you know? Yep. A bit more cash flowing around. That's right. Anyway, tomorrow's Friday, big show we're doing, what's your favorite chocolate?

What's the superior chocolate? And if fruit and nut wins. Oh, goodness. We quit. That's it. You won't hear us Monday. Bye, bye-bye. What else would we do?

We've talked about this. We're going to open a deli. Yeah, we are. But other than that, Matt. I don't know what else we're doing. Shagga Babs are working at that deli, aren't they? Yeah. She's shaving meat.

That's right. Shagga's for some reason making Cosmos at the deli. I'm like, mate, you can't. I still don't know what a cosmopolitan is. Well, you said it. When we asked for your cocktail of choice, you said Cosmo. He did say that. It was the first one I thought of.

Yeah. Because you love sex in the city, and that's okay. He's a big Charlotte guy. No, I was thinking of the fairy, the fairy on parents. Oh, my, that's, that is way worse. That's niche for me. You should have left it, you should have left it at six. Do you mean Wanda?

No, it was Wanda and Cosno. Yeah, Babs gets it. That's not even referencing a cocktail. That's just the guy's name. A character. What are we doing? What have we become? I have no idea.

Get back to singing that's the way. I like it. Hey, we're out of here. We're done. We'll see you tomorrow morning. Bye. Bye. Bye. Hashtab bull.

Oh, and bye. Bye. Say-Nara. Both they're going, whedda. Wadda. Nah, damn.