Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Namaste Rice Cookers

Episode Date: September 16, 2025

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Great show today. You're going to hear some light and shade. You're going to hear some changing in tone, I think. Jessica, very tired today. You'll hear it in the top of our why. Yeah, you know, like when there was the political debates. I haven't watched one in a while. Oh, yeah.

And they had the worm. Yeah. And it was like the trend. Of who's voting for who? Oh, they're winning. Yeah, and it was like a real-time monitor of how the contestants were going. We could worm today's show based on me. We could do it in hours.

Yeah, I pat myself on the back. I think I was all right. Yeah, it goes like this. Ducco was drawing the worm. Yeah. Oh, that's a sharp drop there. And then you just drop seven till about 750. And then bang, we're back up for the hour to clock out.

Bang. It's a great show. You'll hear it in the show. You'll hear it in the show. Draw that worm. Yeah. And then monitor it yourself when you're listening to the podcast today. We had one of the great games.

Great games. Oh, yeah. The four skin game. That's right. Babs, we've challenged Babs to be a bit better at her job and bring a bit more. The blog's one thing. The blog's going great. We're like, you got more in the tank.

Bring us a new game. She said, well, you've got to be it or not to beard. You've done to you're done. Are you six foot or under? Yeah. She said, why don't we love? line up some dudes and do to full skin or not to get their willies out.

We can't look at their willies, bad. We had to work out if they were helmeted. She's not even in the room to defend us on. It's fantastic. Even when she's in the room, she can't get a word. Yeah, she's come.

We've had a contribution. Oh, cool. Oh, hey, man. Hey, we weren't talking about you. Oh, hi, Mark. I did not. I did not do it. That's from.

That's from the, what's it called? The room? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That really shit movie. And then James, Franco. James Franco does the remake of it with Seth Rogen, and he, like, it is really bad anyway. Yes.

So we did that game because it was Bab's idea. What's my idea? We like to try things. I don't like the word foreskin. Well, I'd like you to go back to Jake. Jake is a great contributor on the DM. Jakey boy, what do you say? He said, if you guys are doing foreskin or no foreskin,

yeah. Tomorrow can you use the do for the ladies. Yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes. Any or outy. Cabab or unpacked cabb? Could you go back? Because when I first read that, Duckow, I went belly buttons? Why does that just have to be ladies?

That's funny. I think he meant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is your taco? My lady came. So Babbs, could you go back to Jake? Because he'll obviously need credits to extend off your idea. What you want to do.

Well, if we did a man thing, doesn't it stand to reason we do a shocking moot? We can do that tomorrow. Should we do? Big Titty or Itty Bitty Titty Committee. That's fun. That's a bit of fun. It feels less aggressive. I agree.

Julie, you have a very ugly unpacked kebab. Yes, I do, daco. I do. Julie, you just want some trady undies. Is that the same prize? You'll have to go back to. We'll ask Babs. It's her idea.

Babs, what say you? I mean, I think I would love to do unpacked or packed kebab, but I feel like we might be pressing the envelope, but we can do itty-bitty. I think, I reckon big, big titty or itty-bitty titty. Yeah, big titty. Yeah, yeah. Because I reckon you'd give off big-titty vibes talking to you. But then seeing you, it's not true, you know?

Yeah. She's walking around high-five, do you. Yeah, but you would. Like, you'd give that persona, right? I have never in my life received a better compliment. Oh, my, I can't believe what that's done for my self-esteem. Right now say, I give big tick vibes. I don't know.

Let's just see that. I do give big titty energy. Yeah, you do. Everyone knows you give B-D-E. Yeah, thank you. But you are just a bit too vocal about your extra medium, unfortunately. You ruin your own. I'm breaking the stigma of small dicks.

I, thank you. Babs, you give itty-bitty. Yeah, she gives itty-bitty. And too true. Yeah, well, yeah, the glove fits. Yeah, I've accepted it. You get some hay fever over there, right? Yeah, my eyes are worried.

Sorry, I was like, sorry. I was like, I'm just, I'm just, I'm, crying because you made me talk about four skin now. I have small boobs. I'm actually not. I don't know. My eyes just started getting rid of water. And then we can ask the follow-up goes, oh, geez.

Okay, Samara, you got math. What size? I like, Jacob. Yeah. You're getting into back surgery. We can do that tomorrow or is it too close. Do we have to wait till next week? Maybe we could do it a week.

Give it a bit of time. We don't have to be that show. Let's have some respect. Be it or not to be an extension. Do you know what I'll do? I'll go back to Jake and say love your contribution. It's a little. Yeah, we can't do that.

That's a bit aggressive. And also, now, this is the question. Yeah. What constitutes big titty and itty-bitty. I reckon C and under. But C is a nice handful. Yeah. Yeah.

No, D is massive. No, D-C. I would not call a C-cup lady, Eity-Bitty. Because what are you? I see what I said? You're B. So I just, how funny you ask. I just had a bra.

Consultant fitting? I am a 12B. Yeah. But she said, I'm into change. you can be? Oh, you could be a 24B. Oh, that's the back. Oh, it's the back.

Because it's back and then cup. So, Linda, me bra specialist. She said, I'm a 12B or a 10C. Because now you're given and taking cup size with back size. You're like me and pants. Like I'm a 28 and some, but I'm a 30 in others. In different brands, in different shapes. You know, in a t-shirt bra.

No, like waist size. Like me waist, you know, it's all over the shop. Anyway, quote to waist ratio off. He's getting every pan hemmed. Yeah. That's not a question. Yeah, it's fucking annoying. With the bra sizing.

I assume you're asking Babs. I'll ask both of you. What's up? My God, do you need to remove yourself? No, that's a history. You're going to go up to... No, that's a great question. Brass size, I don't believe.

I didn't think it did. The smallest I've seen back size is an eight, Babs. Boogie, boogie, boogie. I've not seen a six. You can't be like a C2. But ladies who are a dress size of six, what bra size are they? I don't know. That's true.

Cameltoe. No, we're not doing that. You know what, Ducco, let's ask this question tomorrow when we do teach us something. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's fun. Do you have a wedgy or a cameltoe right now? Can we work it out? There's a lot of places we can take that game.

Yeah, you guys can play wedg or not. Yeah, you got that moose knuckle. But anyway. Yeah, that's fun. We'll do that next week. We'll flesh that out. Only if Jake gives his approval. If he demands any or outy, then I think we play.

If the ladies listening to the podcast want to send an audio message Oh, that's fun. Played in the podcast. Which one? In your Audi. Yeah. Okay. We did the pause.

Tell us three things about yourself and we'll work out. A quick voice message. No more than 30 seconds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just about yourself what you do. Oh, but then you need to send a supplementary. Yeah, yeah. Giving us the answer.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Then what you'll try and edit it. So just give us 30 seconds and pause for five, then go, I have an outy. Great. Actually, use the term, the correct phrasing. Unpack Cabab. Do you know what's so funny? Because I've not actually heard the phrase, Inie or Otee or outy when it comes to

the vulva. Have you heard that? I have. I have. It's been a while. That's not what the wall is described as. Emy or Alty. That is belly button descriptions for me. Yeah.

Fis macos. We could also do I'm iri or outie. Anyone can play that. For belly button? Yeah, of any day. I hate belly buttons. I'd rather not talk about people's belly buttons. Yeah.

I'd rather talk about tibular buttons and vulvas hanging out. Oh, vulvers are just... Oh, they're life-giving. I've got a half... No, my little button's in. I should need to shake down the wind. I thought you don't have you're right. I need to get a summer clip, clipping going on.

I'm quite hairy. What are you talking about your snail trail? Yeah, it's hairy right now. What are you talking about? My sound trail and everything. I haven't not clip it in a while. You got a bunny ears going. Yeah, I do.

Getting into bikini season, babe. I'm not told their own TikTok and said it was sexy. So I was like, check this out. You talked about bunnies on the show. It's coming back. It's where your pubic hair pops out either side looks like. Hairy, which is not going to be great for these thin. It's togs.

Sorry, big swimmers that girls wear now. Absolutely. They are getting less and less material. Man, I was at the kidy pool yesterday. And there's a mom chasing her toddler in the G-string thong. And obviously when you're chasing a toddler, you know what you need to do? Bend up and down a lot. I went, that is a full move at the kiddie pool.

It's just like a, yeah. Shy guy was there, was he? With his binocular behind a bush. Shagos there like, oh, geez, where did the pool become so fun? This is why I hang out with local kids pool. Shy guy. For the mums, jazz. For the mums.

Not of the kids pool, the adults pool. What pool are you at? The adult's pool. We're playing, I'm playing safe. Okay. I'm on the record. adult's pool. I'm at the kids' pool. You know that, but it's because I'm not allowed in the adult's pool. I still

pee in the pool. The lifeguards always go, unattached a child. They bring the height stick to me straight away. Get this little Kremlin in there. The man with the... Yeah, yeah. My daughter's allowed in the big pool, but I'm not, I'm like, fuck me. She's a long lady. Why is the kids pool? Yeah. Super cold. That's ocean.

You're talking about the... No, no, no. You know when you go to like a public pool? It's been a long time. It's been in a public pool. You know, they have the shallow kids. Yeah, yeah. It's been in for a while. It's always been in for a while. Is it? And it should be warmer because there'd be so much more urine in that. Yeah, I would have thought it would be warmer. Because those swim nappies do not contain here.

I haven't been to a public pool in years. Like, I don't. I went through my swimming phase. Yeah, I used to frequent one quite a bit. Oh, this would be interesting. The gym phase. Are we seeing the end of it? Well, I missed today.

And you know me. I'm all or nothing. And she's ruined me streak. I mean, you couldn't really make it today to be fair. But you know what? So my alarm was set for four to still go. And I literally agonized. I went, this is the real challenge.

Is this the kind of day I still push forward? Would Mel Robbins be proud of me getting out of bed when I don't want to? And I went, I'm going to die. I'm going to be on no energy in the tank. Go for a little jog today around lunchtime. I am about to collapse. You go home and sleep first. Yeah.

So the issue is the kids there with the grandparents and we're in an apartment. There's nowhere to hide. I actually was going to message Carly, a friend of mine who lives alone. I was going to say, you're at work all day. Can I have the keys to your apartment? Yeah, you should. Yeah, because you got a kid. I don't want to go to your house.

How are you going to have a spare bed, Shaka? Yeah, you can sleep. Except you're going to get to sell of the world to get to his house. I don't have my passport on me. Looks like it's Bapter's house. Is Lucy work full-time? Would she be home? No, she'd be home.

What about Lottie? I think she's away today. Babs will be here at works. How funny would it be if Lottie comes home and I'm in her bed to sleep? That's Jess. She just needed a nap. Sorry, Lucy or Lottie will be out. But Jethra is in your bed, right?

Who was the one, did you want to say hello to me because I was scared. Lucy. See, I want to sleep in her bed. Yeah, that. You didn't say hello to me. Surprise! Here I am. I'm in your back. I'm Goldilocks. Are you going to go to the gym tomorrow? Well, remains to be saying. Now that my streak is over, what's the point? Extenuating?

Yeah, extenuating sex. You know what you'd ask yourself today? Talk to me, doggot? But did you die? Answer is no, so just get it done. How well, I was chanting the whole time she was awake. I went, we could be in way worse circumstances, Doc. And you're right. I ain't dead.

Okay, baby. No. Babs is still tearing up over here. Yeah, I don't know. It's all right on me. Yeah, must be. Did you take an ad histamine today? I've been taking on every day this week.

Really? Yep, just to get against it, get ahead of it, you know? Well, we might have to do after this. Yeah, jump on. Imagine if it turned out Babs was allergic to one of us. That's what all this is. Or is she's allergic to body odour? Hey, man, you're the one eating fucking with your in today.

I'm no palms. I haven't noticed. I haven't been close to you. I didn't go to the gym and I put no palms. No, actually, I don't want to. Oh, what do you reckon? I don't feel that bad. Just give it a sniff.

Look at her. No, you don't. Thank you. We've made her talk. Well, now I'm nervous as me. No, no. Fucking hell. She's the most awkward person to be close to.

Can you imagine when she quits in her exit interview? She just had pages and pages on us of grievances. Can you let us know before that comes so I can get out of town? So I can lawyer up. Jess and ducco in the morning. Stop what you're doing. And listen. You know I got that shit that you like.

There's only one show to wake up. I'm not that easy to hang. Jess. You know what they're keeping from us, the history books. Giants. I ain't got to explain. Ducco. What's he looking for that?

It's me. I could eat peach for hours. Fast. As long as I get my cut, I'm good. Well, yeah, talk it. This is Jess and Dungo. Right on 6 o'clock. Hey, welcome to the greatest day that ever lived, Tuesday.

Yes. Tuesday, Big B. Yes, it is what we make it. That's right. One of my favourite quotes, I've got it carved out on a plank of wood. B, as you wish to seem. That's next to eat, pray, love. Yes, it's next to inhale, exhale. Just in case I forget.

How to breathe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, this feels good. People who come over go, yeah, that's deep. I'm like, it is, isn't it? It is. And then we all take a big... Yeah.

We'll just keep lighting up. No, you're a gummy family, you know, man. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, because of the throat. Obviously. I'm not an animal. You're not a rookie. It's not your first rodeo. Absolutely.

How are you? I'm pretty good. You know, weather's warming up. It's September. It's a lovely sunrise. I did find there was an injury to my beloved Broncos yesterday. One of their players, which I won't bore you with, but that hurt me a little bit. Oh no.

I know. So you've already got two looking suspicious. Yeah, yeah. One got the ban. Walsh didn't get banned for the head butt, which is... Really? The other guy did. Yeah, Kerry.

But then someone got injured two out for the season. So, you know, that that. But around this time of you and Jess, that hurts, you know? You come this far. I hate the Broncos. You're all weak gutted dogs. Yeah. Just flirting with danger and getting away with it.

And I found out, I'm a big Ricky Stewart fan, obviously. Obviously, you love Sticky. Obviously. I found out that. Sticky Stewart. That's a great nickname. On the Sunday when their game is, will be my sister's wedding the day after, the recovery.

Oh, hello. So you don't have to do the very, very rude thing. It's Sunday afternoon. No, but you know what, weddings? You always see a group of boys, hunched around a phone, tipped horizontal. Actually, you know, who ends up trying to allow to you? The recovery is the Saturday.

So it would be two days after, which is, I'm meant to be in the car, which we will discuss. We will discuss. Let's bring the rice cookers off air onto our on-air meetings. We're angling for a little day off. And now I see why. No, I didn't found this out last night. But you need birthday leave.

That's a shot I got. How are you going today, though? Because. So, I couldn't be better. I put it. Instagram story of you at 1230 in the morning. Or 1245 with your child holding a... Was it a cucumber?

It was a cucumber? Lebanese? Don't even try and tell me it was a zucchini. Yeah, yeah. Obviously. Can I make one of the... I'm feeling dangerous today. I know.

People who buy continental cucumbers, the long boys wrapped in that condom. What are you doing? You need to get that Lebanese. Lebanese. What have we always said? Lebanese between the knees. Keeps you going. Well, in the cucumber variety.

Absolutely. In the gob, but absolutely. Yes. Yeah, we're having quite the time. Don't worry. Sleep consultants have been emailed. Oh, when I saw your story, because Babs came and goes, you see Jess was active at 1240?

I was like, what do you mean, Babs? Were you active at 1240? And she's like, no, no, like, she had a story. And I was like, oh, yuck. It's so bad. And for you, my friend, you're a hop-skipping a jump behind me in this journey. So, you know, at fear of you playing the stink,

You know in Billy Madison where he grabs that big fat kid's head and he goes, stay here. Stay as low. I think this is a bang on reference. Stay as long as you can. Stay in this newborn five-month. Yeah, not newborn infant.

Yeah, infant, five-month-old. She's in a great face. It's really easy. You never know, maybe she'll be a good sleeper. You know, it's a luck the trawl. I actually pray that for you because this is horrific. I know, I've been watching you go through. I don't want that.

It's a torture. It is a torture. It is. But yes, she had an urge. It may as well be waterboarding every night. She had an urge. I'd love her. I'd love her.

What's that one? Motorboard. Motorboat. You just... Jess is just touching her boobs going, what's it? What's this one called? Rather a motorboat than a waterboard.

That doesn't quite work. It doesn't work. Yes, no, at 1240, whatever it was, my daughter had a hankering to rocker-by, baby a cucumber. So we're up. Doing that. Yeah. Been up for a while.

Okay. But it's fine. Lacking sleep, but we're going to have a good time together. Absolutely. You could be able 40% to. But I got you. I could have text at that time, gone, Ducco.

I'm not going to be able to bring it tomorrow, but I knew you are the safety net under the trapeze. So I'm here. Let's see what happens. I'm on your little net, though. Hopefully you land in the middle. Lucky you're agile. So you can go,

so true. Always moving. Is the dump button working today delay? Because I can't guarantee what my brain is going to come. Have I ever had to dump you from swearing? I don't think so. I've done myself three times from swearing. Like we've been on air for two minutes.

I know, I've already made reference to me smoke and a doobie. I know, good times. I know. This is going to be a fun show. Well, Shara, you're going to have to lift then too, mate. That's right. If I'm on 40, Ducco can bring, you know.

But I can't be too high energy because you won't hear anything. He'll fly off your head, right? He already gets told he speaks too fast. He can't be running at like, you know, three times speed. I think you had Babbs would be good with that? Sure, I can do that. Actually, someone's got a new freaking shirt on today.

Oh my God. I noticed. I'd call that a blouse. A gingham, a gingham rusty shirt. It is, yeah, I was scared to wear it It makes your guns look good on it My what? Your guns?

Like it's a little cap sleeve So it's really highlighting Really? I didn't want them to look like Yeah She goes to the gym once And she's like, guns is a great compliment Yeah, yeah, no, look, I like this shirt You don't reckon her guns look good

It depends if you want them to look good No, don't answer that I think they look exactly how they need to Is that it? I don't know, is that a thing Is that a bad thing? If you said my guns look good I would love it personally.

Oh, is that a gender thing? What do you reckon? I don't know. I think it's just because I think I have touch shot lady arms. Oh, the touch up arms. Oh, when you wave, do you feel like go whibble, wibble, whibble, wobble. Yeah, I do. With my mum, when my mum used to do that and lift her arm up, I'd always do that underneath her arm.

But look, look, you touch up. Sure, she loved it. I did that to my grandma too. And now she can do it to you. And then I'm sure. What's your grandma's name? What's Brian's wife name? This one's different side of the thing.

family, this is Colleen. Oh, Colleen. And then Grandma, Colleen, you go over to her, you grab her thigh, and then you go, jiggle, jiggle, jickel, Colleen. Anyway, going to be a big show, Alpha Bucks on the show. Babs's blog on the show. There's a controversial moment surrounding a member in the team, which I need to unpack. Okay.

After 7.30. I'm looking forward to that. Yeah, but up next, Jess, I'm going to take you into the cooking realm. World record realm. Couldn't be happier to be in the cooking realm. We've got a Nigerian next, actually. Something good happened, then bad happened. Oh, no.

What a roller coaster for the Nigerians. We need to cross live there next. Jess and Ducko. Let's duck over to Nigeria. As a team. Yeah, I don't think we've been to Nigeria. Shagas instantly wearing like the dress and like the tribal stuff. Instantly straight away just put it on.

But see, when you're there, I don't think it's cultural appropriation. No, no, because they want us to. I think it's cultural appreciation. You've got to lean in. Absolutely. Babs has got the headwear on, loving it. She's the one who found this local band. Yeah, she did.

What do they call against? The Cheeks is cousins, I believe. That's right, the Nigerian cousins. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Nigerian cousins. That's right. Anyway, we're here for what was meant to be a great reason. The Giant Pot, they were a Nigerian chef. Former, she holds a Guinness World Record already.

She's apparently an Instagram sort of famous chef. Oh, Hilda Bucky. Very familiar with Bucky's work. Oh, you love Bucky's work? I really learned it to that. I have been. I've been an O.G. Bucky. You didn't tell me this was a.

Bucky going for another record. And you know what? I could be pronounced that wrong. No, no. BACI. Would you go with Bucky? Well, I mean. Bacchi.

The way we would, I don't think you have the vocal control to do it. Yeah, it's so true. Accurately. It's like mine. Farkione. If you really want to do it properly. Farkione.

Whereas in Australia you say Farchione. So here, Bucky, I love it. She was trying to make the world's largest pot of joliffe rice. Yep, yep. Absolutely. It's one of her specialties. You do love a good joel. Bucky's restaurant.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's pretty much what the whole thing is. One, it's sort of like a one dish, rice, meat, veg, veg, vibe. Absolutely. It's just trying to make this huge one. Bucky keeps it simple. Bucky does love it simple. You know what, the flavours are wholesome.

Absolutely. She's not doing these crazy Jamie Oliver Gordon Ramsey showing off. She keeps it simps. Thousands of people gathered in Lagos to watch the world record. How's this? She needed 4,000 kilos of rice, 500 cartons of tomato paste, 600 kilos of onions, all put into a carl into a carload of. custom-made pot that can hold 23,000 litres.

The pot itself took three months to make of a team of 300 people. Sorry, 23,000 litres. Sorry, can I get a quick Google off team? Here we go. Here we go. How many litres is an Olympic-sized swimming pool? Oh, that's a great question. Like, how big is this freaking pot?

It's a big pot, man. That is a... Wait until I get to the crux of the story. 2.5 million litres of water. Oh, okay. Oh, there she is. So we're flirting with an Olympic size. We are flirting with an Olympic-sized swimming pool.

And also, let me chalk Babs up for a win. They're very quick fingers. That was very good for me, Babi. She needs it. Anyway, it's a custom pot. Why do you Google Shock? That feels like the easiest thing. You get the rogue ones.

No, I did the same thing. Did you let her have that? No, no, she beat me to it. Mine is still loading because I've got some other things going on in the background. Bit of piano on there. This is a big pot, dog. It's a huge pot. It took 300 people to make that.

28 chefs were there helping her. This took nine hours to cook this thing. Wow. Well, I guess you got that. many ingredients, you need to have your flame on high. Oh, very high. How big's the stove? Oh, there was 168 kilos of goats in there.

Of goat meat? Yeah. That's where Bucky shines. That's where... That is a lot of dead goat to go on that meal. My goodness. She's obviously trying to feed a lot of people. Like, don't tell me this is just for the record. So read the record and then feed everyone, right? So this is being streamed live. There was thousands of people

that gathered to watch it. They love Bucky's work. She's put the village on the map. Absolutely. As the event was trending on social media, and they tried to get the huge red pan lifted. One side of this pan that took months of meal buckled. One of the supporting legs gave way. Oh, no.

The food. Everywhere. Oh, that's a lot of wasted goats. And the goat was pouring out. Imagine the goats watching their cousins who were in there going, hang on a minute. At least you'd think, oh, we're being sacrificed for the good of the village. Everyone's going to enjoy this meal, but he's prepared. Now it's just on the floor.

Now Trevor was watching his cousins there, like Hillary and Stacey. Some of the great Nigerian names. Goat names. I think they're in the band, aren't they? They are. They're in the Nigerian cheeks, paniques. What did Trevor have to say? Man.

Oh, Trevor's a goat. Trevor's a goat. My apologies, I thought Trevor was someone in the village. That's problematic on so many levels. I was doing goat gear. You're goat. I was doing goat gear. That was great.

And I love when you do goat gear. Never hold back. You're right, mate. British Airways. Making waves, Ducco. They're making waves. That's very good afternoon. My name is Strait Manager.

My pleasure's welcome you all on board today. Anyway, you get it. Meg, was it Meg? Can we catch her name? Yeah, I think so. Meg's a cabin manager for British Airways, Ducko. That's why we are over in Mary Old England. They're making waves because they've issued a new uniform policy for all their staff,

the British Airways staff. Oh, yeah. The pilots and the flight attendants. What do you make it this? And you tell me what's the first thing that came to mine. Honestly, if it's the same thing for me. They're not allowed to drink while in uniform. Specifically, coffee, but even water...

I don't have coffee. Even water, they must do discreetly in a designated area. So whether they're on, what's the longest flight in the world, like 14 hours, 15 hours, even if they're on one of those flights, stucco, where you can imagine caffeine would be very, very important to them. Any water to survive as well. not to do it in uniform and even water to be done secret squirrel in the galley or in the little sleep compartments of those long haul flights.

That's bizarre. It made me think straight away of like your high school uniform policy. Yeah, I had a big, I'd disrepital style. If you didn't have your hat on in the afternoon, you get a, you get a detention. Yes, but shirt wasn't tucked in. Outside of school, yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%. We are representing the values of the high school. Ties untucked that have scouts that would go to the shopping centers on a Friday hour.

Stop it. And they'd be like, oh, and they'd come and give you all detentions. That's next level. I thought, because we had obviously the train station near us where all the local schools would converge. And obviously, it's a chance to roll up your skirt, you know, roll down your socks. Undo the top buttons. Undo the top button, figuratively speaking. But yes, you'd have one rogue teacher walk by being like, put your blazer on, that's the skew.

Yeah. We had to get on our knees so they could measure the length of our skirt. Shut up. I swear to you. So it would have to be knee length. Best way to determine that is on your knees. knees is it now touching the floor. That's weird. If I can see thigh or daylight between top of skirt and floor, that means it's too

short. Yeah. How hectic is that? That's weird as. Essentially, I'm, that's what I was the same. You need your blazer and you need a tiny to be fully up. Sorry, were you a hat to school as well? We need a hat after school. Yep, sun safety. You need that on the bus. You need that for the bus. Oh, it was so annoying. Nothing dorkier. I mean, I'm all about sun safety, but a 17-year-old trying to act cool in front of his crash and he has to wear the wide brim. Oh, man. The wide brim felt hats. Like a big fat loser. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, yes, apparently this is copying a lot of slack online. People saying flight attendants and pilots are human. Yeah, yeah. And particularly when they are in control of the safety of an aircraft. But if I saw my hostee... Have as many coffees as you want. If I saw my hostee having a coffee. So help me, girl.

You're putting a complaint. You're jumping straight on Twitter. I'm just tapping that thing. Ding, ding, ding. Excuse me. Were you drinking a coffee? You put that piccolo away, Grace. On my watch?

Back here in row 28 in economy? How dare you? I'm going to call my friend. friend Jess. She's at the front of the plane. You can page seats in planes. We don't talk when we're on planes. There's a locking door. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabet on here, Top of Bugs.

30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. I have to take your first answer. I cannot use the same answer twice. If you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We can come back to you at first time. We've had some really horrible players, like great people. Oh, wonderful people and great attitude. Great attitude. But unfortunately, attitude doesn't get you 10 grand.

No. Skill does. Yeah. So we want a winner. So today we've got Sarah. Good morning, Sarah. Morning, guys. Are you a winner?

Sarah's a winner. I'm a winner. Yes. Great energy, Sarah. Yes. What's motivating you today, girlfriend? What do you want to spend 10,000 big ones on? I was just saying to Babs that I just want a new bed.

Oh, hell yeah. Get a king size. You will never look back. Amen. How old is your current bed slash mattress slash bedroom suite? I don't really want to talk about that, Jess. Oh, is it that old side?

It's got the creases, the body creases in there. Oh, no. It's Sag City. Sarah, oh, yeah. Sarah, if that bed could talk, am I right? Yeah. How many partners, you know? Oh, geez.

How many animals, maybe? Oh, Sarah, you deserve it. and I love that that's your motivation. And how good's this? Your letter's M for mattress. Ooh, mate. Come on, that's perfect. That feels like good.

Good letter. Good letter. I'm making mattresses. I like that. Your time will start off the first question, Sarah. You're ready? I'm ready. Starting with letter M.

We need you to name. An actress. Megan, Fox. A periodic element. Pass. An action film. Mad Max. A type of choice.

A technology brand. Macintosh. A country. Mexico. A musical. Pass. A girl's name. Melissa.

A fruit. Mango. An adverb. Ah, no. Oh, damn. You got through everything. You got through everything. You got yourself.

Six. Four passes. I wanted to take credit for Sarah's next great night's sleep. I know, for a mattress. You wanted to bed Sarah essentially. I wanted to get Sarah out of SAG City and get her into, I don't know, spinal support city. Spinal support, yeah, yeah.

Serely postopedic city. Yes. Look, a period. I wanted that too, Jess. I wanted that too. Let's learn together now, Sarah. Yeah, let's do it. A periodic element, you pass on that pretty quickly.

Magnesium, a type of cheese, a mazarella. A musical, Mamma Mia, and an adverb, anything, L-Y for adverb, madly, mindfully, magically. L-Y, that's the key with the adverb. That's the key, yeah, it's hard. Adverb, L-Y. Sarah, you were a delight. You brought to the program. You don't go away empty-hand.

You got a hundred dollars worth of fuel, Sarah, coming your way. Oh, that's it. Well, that's good. That's good. You know, that's better than nothing, isn't it, Sarah? Better than a kick in the bum. You didn't have that already to start this day. Tuesday, the 16th of September?

Love it. Love it. All right. Sarah. Oro. Oro. Well, our... Hurro, Sarah.

Goodbye, Sarah. Sarah, goodbye. Hoorot. Hoor. Hey, asking one of the great questions next. Do not go anywhere. Gentlemen. This will wake you up.

It will. I cannot wait. We'll do it after Ed Scherer. Jess and Ducko. We are launching one of the great segments right now. Gentlemen of the show, at this early time, It feels a bit weird because the sun's getting up a little bit earlier. I know, we should have done it a couple of months ago when it was still dark at this time.

But, hey, we're here. We normally do to be it or not to beard. Now, we've done iterations of to bid or not to beard. We've done to you or not to you. We've done, are you over six foot or under six foot? That's right. What do we do when Jess was away? Was that a bit?

That was just a bit of a bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've done plenty. But then Babs came up with an idea, which we all thought. It definitely was not me. We challenged Babs because we just felt like of the four of us not pulling her way. Yeah, we just wanted to. So we challenged her.

Think outside the box, but we're in a meeting. We're all doing an idea dump, like a brain fart. You should have said shy guy was just going off, and we went, Babs, you've been quiet. She got the whiteboard marker, and she went, foreskin, and we went, what? Four skin! Fourskins are still playing? This is four skin. Until then, off with their head.

Forskinned or no foreskin? Can we pick through a series of questions, one of which cannot be, have you got one on? Are you got a lid or no lid? Helmet or unhelmet? Yeah, 13, 1060. We need a couple of ones. on the line because we're going to guess if you do it right now we need you on the line whether you are whether you are and we're going to try and guess we'll ask you questions

so what do we always say about to be it or not to be a ducker you got a chin you got a chance yeah yeah yeah so if you've got a yeah you got a willie got away he's good someone had a full night's leave you got a way yeah yeah yeah yeah we got great prizes up for and also babes has to answer the phone of some guy being like yeah babs i'm not did you hear off air shy guy coaching her yesterday being like look we're gonna do it your ideas made the board. It means you need to grow a pair. Yeah, yeah, come on. Literally.

Well, me and Shagar have already had chats about this. About how you're going to answer. How are you going to answer them? Go. Shy guy's going to answer it. No, Badd's going to get their names and I'm going to go on. Oh, you get chicken. Come on, Babs. Speaking of stressed out chickens, Babs out there.

Yeah, Babs wouldn't last two seconds with my sister's kids. Hang on, are you angling for a pay rise? This is not the way you go about. This is it, Babs. Get in the trenches. Ask, whatever. 13, 10, 60. We need a couple lads.

on the white. Now, you do get Trady Underwear, just for getting through and playing, right? So we're going to sort you out. You get your voice on the air. You're in with a chance for the call of fame. You are? Hey, yeah, which is fantastic. 500 bucks spent at reflections. You just get that voice on the air. We'll ask you a series of questions. Don't be shy, gentlemen, because we know the early rise who listen to this show. You'll lose cats. Absolutely. That's why we only play these sort of games here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we know you'll come with us on this journey to bring Babs' idea to life. Let's show her it's a safe place. It's safe. To come with crazy phone topic.

And we got, we get a couple of questions for you. We won't ask your age because I feel like that's a dead giveaway. Because, you know, if they're over a certain age. Ooh, it's a generational thing. Yeah, I feel like we can't ask age. That's fair. 13, 1060, you'll cop maybe a fridge magnet and some tradie underwear for playing. Oh, well, we've got to give a jiz bit.

Oh, yeah, so true. It adds up, doesn't it? This is, all right, Babs, good luck out there. Okay, remember, hi, it's Billy. It's your job. Yeah, yeah. Hi, it's Babs. Do you have a foreskin?

You good with that? Yep. Grow up. We'll do it next. Jess and Ducko Jess and Ducko Now we're doing Forskins are still playing

This is four skin Until then Off with their head Forskin or no foreskin We challenged Babbs to bring something to the program We just thought she'd been slacking off Yeah She kicked the door in

She went I've got it A new iteration of To Beid or Not To Beard One of our beloved Hallmarks of the show To Foreskin or not to Foreskin And how'd you go out there answering the calls Babsy or did chag I have to do it? We tag teamed.

Okay, so you did some? I talked to people, yes. You didn't ask the question, did you? I didn't ask the specific question, but I did get their undies size, so... Oh, good. How many people said,

Oh, I'm extra large in the front area? No one this time. Oh, it is a question she's about to ask for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We go to Phil. Phil was very keen to play our game. Good morning, Phil. Good morning, guys.

How are we? Oh, geez. Strong vibe from Phil. Getting a vibe? Yeah, we're good, Phil. We're good. What do you do for yourself? A truck driver for a local area.

Oh, fantastic. So no interstate, just all the local stuff. All right. What are you hauling today? Oh, yeah. Hauling today are scrap-ins. Scrapins? Jesus, the most masculine thing I've ever heard in my life.

I know. And what does Phil like doing on a weekend? I like to socialise, go to the beach, and hang out with some mates and parks and barbecues and pubs. All right. Geez, he likes it. Phil sounds like it, catch. He does.

What are we thinking? What are we thinking? This is going to be hard. I actually am really struggling. To be it or not, to be it, I've got an inkling within the first two seconds. Just Phil have a helmet or not? Oh, geez. As a man who has one.

Yeah. Well, a Johnson. Yeah, thank you. And a helmet. Yeah, yeah. It's not massive, but it's there. It's there. I'm going to have to defer to you for Phil, Ducker.

He's thrown me through a loop. Maybe I need to warm. I reckon Phil is snipped. I reckon there's no helmet. Phil, you have no helmet. That is correct. I have no helmet. Giddy up, baby.

We are on a flyer. He's the Willie Whisperer. I'm the Willie Whisperer. Thank you, Phil. Enjoy your undies. Thanks for playing. We go to Justin. Good morning, Justin.

Good morning. How are you? Good, Justin. Good, good, good. Have you had a coffee this morning, Justin? I have, actually. What's your coffee order? Flat white.

I love a good flatty. You get an extra shot, Matt, Justin, or no? I don't. He doesn't need it. He's perky enough. Now, Justin, do you like playing video games or anything like that? Sure. I do.

I reckon he sounds like lukewarm. Yeah, lukewarm on that. Yeah, yeah. But he's got a couple in now, I think. I've got that vibe from him. What's the last thing you taught yourself, Justin? That's a tough one, actually. Yeah, okay, nothing.

He's got nothing going on. He's got nothing going on. He ever picked up a hobby or, you know, done a duolingo, Try to learn guitar in adulthood. Nothing like that. No, come to have. Maybe the Duolingo a couple years ago. Okay.

What language? I did try French. He tried French. I don't know about you, Jess. I'm getting strong non-snit vibes. That's just the way I'm leaning. Does he say French to me? I'm French.

He's cosmopolity? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Geez, I've got to do Ancestry.com. Oh, I'll get you that swab. I'm getting no... Nah, you are the Willie Whist, bro. I'm getting non-snit vibe.

See, I was getting snipped by, but you pegged, we didn't, you got Phil great. I picked Phil. All right, Justin, this is on me. I'll live and die by my sword. You are not snipped. I am snipped. Oh, no, no. The fringe, the fringe.

Sorry, I let the team down. God damn it, he battered it up on a platter. Sorry, okay. I'm not, I'm not the mother williamers for any more. Okay, so I am. We've got two more to go. You are. Rob, we go to Rob.

Good morning, Rob. Good morning, guys. Robbie. God damn it. No, I'm not doubting myself. Rob, when you've got to Woolies, what's your favorite snack of choice? You know what I mean? Like, I love salt and vinegar chips.

Well, you would know this because I told you about a week ago, Reese's Peanut Buttercup. Oh, he's a Peanut Buttercup guy. And he's a contributor to the show. He loves the show, yeah. Thank you, Rob. He's a Rees's peanut butter guy. Yeah, yeah. Uh, Rob, what's you take on an ice bath?

Are you for them or against them? I'm against. What about sauners? I'm four. Okay, so he's a warm boy, not a cold boy. What are you feeling? Yes, I am. I don't think.

But then is that three in a row? I mean, it could be. I'm with you. I'm getting a strong snit vibe too. Rob, you have no helmet. Oh, I do. Oh, damn. Rob had to think about that for a minute.

Like, wait, what do I have looks down? To be fair, we've given 15 different ways of saying it. Damn it. Oh, Ducco, we started so strong. But you tell you what? Next one wins. Sure, next one worth three. We're one.

Okay, Sammy, Sammy, good morning to you. Morning, how are we? Oh, good. What do you do with yourself, Sam? I, not much. Just got to work and not far from starting. All right, all right.

And what do you do? Yeah, what is that that you do? I'm a childcare maintenance worker. Okay. Maintenance worker. Okay, and now are you running with the Birken socks or the thongs when it gets a bit hotter? I rock both.

Oh, double wheel. I've never. I never met someone who once they go Burke, looks back at a Haviana and goes, yeah, I'll give you a go. Oh, I know. Do you, when you go to the beach, Sam, or anywhere with a body of water, are you budgie smuggler or a bawdy?

And under your boardies, is it budgies or is it just a pair of undies? None. It's nothing. Oh, you are an enigma, sir. He's hard, man. I'm not getting a strong read either way. He's getting dogs out in different ways.

In different ways, he's going undi-less underbordies. I've never met a man to do that. No, neither. That, to me, says I'm confident about my Johnson. But also, Barry Augusta wins, Sam. That's problematic for you. Anyway. Ah, never is.

Never is. Okay, what are you feeling? If you are happy... Yeah. Jeez, this is high stakes. This is, because this is worth three. This is worth three. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because we've got the others wrong. Yeah, yeah. Sam, do you play any sports? Oh, yeah. Did you play any sports? I did. I played rugby union. Union?

Did you like my husband? Did you play for... I was going to say a team. I'm feeling. I'm feeling. What do you feel? I'm happy to back the wheel of this. I'm going to go.

I'm going to go my son being, baby. Here we go. Come on. Sam. Yes. You are snipped. Bambah. Oh, God damn it.

Daco, we suck. That was a really hard game. That was. Wasn't asked. Were we not asking the right question? Maybe not. That's so disappointing. He's not.

Anyway, Sam, well, you're in with a chance. We're going to send you some undies, Sam. I'm going to send you back to Babs. I want you to only speak to Babs. Shy guys not to answer the phone. Babs needs to practice. She'll get you your undies signs. And we also, every, all the boys are under the chance for the call of the phone.

Thank you for your openness and on it. How good all the rice cook is ducas, daco? They're great. They're great. I'm disappointed in that. As am I. Yeah, from myself. We'll go. I'm going to go home and practice.

You know what we should do? Take three weeks off of professional. Development. I like that. Yes and ducco. Hey, it's Babs and this is my blog. Commence Operation Superstar Bratley. Good morning, Babs.

Good morning. I want to begin by prefacing that our boss has said this can either make or break my radio career and could be possibly the worst thing we've ever done on this show. Sorry, did he know we just did to full skin or not to full skin. That was his idea, actually. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's the bar when it comes through our boss. As you gave him this content, he said, this sucks.

Do it? He just looked at me like... What else? What? Oh, great. Here we go. Perhaps you are in such good company. I brought Giants here last way.

I think it's fun, okay? And I said, I had a good time. I don't know what you expect. I'm a 24-year-old girl, you know? Whatever. I'm just slapping to base. Living my best. All right, let's go.

So I went to Melbourne on the weekend, and it was quite a boozy weekend. And we went out on Saturday night, so we got in an Uber. And this group of friends is kind of newer. but we get along really well. Anyway, we were just sitting in the Uber and we started doing a cappella. Sorry, I'm sorry, cast some gleece. No, to this.

Ducco play, this is what we were doing. This is the pitch perfect riff off. So we're all sitting in the Uber. Absolutely, with pipes. We sounded so. so good and we all just started like piling on and doing our own little... Like you can sort of sing. Can the other girls?

Oh, well some people were taking on instrument roles. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so what were you? What was your mouth doing? I think I was doing like, yeah, some like drums and stuff. And you know, there was like little... And someone's in the back and like, Stacey, your friend's like, gonna get down. Yeah, how does it start bags?

Like, what's the commute, 20 minutes or whatever? It was, yeah, like 20 minutes. Someone just started singing and then we all just had to pull on. It was amazing. Did the Uber driver also get involved? Okay, so we started with that, and then we actually ended with Gives You Hell by All-American Rejects.

So we started doing this as well. Great film? Yeah. And the Uber driver started turning down the radio halfway till it. We've all gone, oh no, we're going to get like kicked out or yelled out because we were being loud.

Hang on, sorry, are you trying to acopella over the radio that's playing? I think there's a lot of Louise in this car. We were having fun. Yeah, I'll bet you were. He started turning down the radio. Were you drunk at the stage? You have to have been, right?

We've done like three tequila shots. Oh, yeah, okay, good on you. But it was still fun. And then we pulled up at our destination and we were all like, wow, guys, that was like actually the most fun. But did the Uber driver say anything? As we were getting out, he turned to us, was just a cute little man. And he said, just so you girls know that was one of the best things I've ever heard. Oh, wow, what a review.

And you've just made my night. Five stars. You know what we need? Well, that's what I was going to ask you guys. Yes. Do you want to have a crack? No, no, no, no. I mean, you and your mates.

You and your friends can do this. I want to hear it again. Well, I was going to film it, but it just didn't work. It didn't work. No, you were in the moment. You guys live in. I want to hear you guys do it again. You can record on your phone.

They don't need to come in, but I want to hear the audience. I'd love a life. I can't really do that. Can we get them on the phone and then we get you live and we just do a live one? I'm having to pay for another trip for you to go down. Really? Yeah, absolutely. You shan't be taking a Friday again, though, but yeah.

Oh, no, you can go on a Saturday. Oh, wow, thanks. We need to get the pitch perfect. called? Do you have a band name? No. So if we were to start it in here, how does it work? You're going to lead, you're going to lead us. So if we're doing, gives you hell, I'd probably go like... What of the lyrics?

It's stuff that's like, I wake up every evening. You're going to have to be probably vocals, then. Okay, well, you've got to kind of... You're going to be an instrument? Yeah, I guess. Do I just vibe it out? So it starts off and it was like, dun dun, dun, dun, dun. She's doing all the roles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I would jump in.

Oh, we can go from there. She was going to go from the song. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Should I go? What instrument are you going to do with your mouth? Babs tell me.

Yeah. I know, pick one. It's all about piling in and just trust me guys. Well, how about you just start singing and then we'll just rip. Okay, great. We'll go from the chorus. Yeah, here we go. Come on, guys.

Ready? I got to break, Babs. This is it. Oh, my gosh. It's fun, guys. This is how you felt when I brought the conspiracy staff. Oh. Less shocking.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm actually enjoying this more. Are you ready? I'll just jump in. We'll just jump in. Yeah. Do a part.

whatever you want. Trust you got. Guys, just close your eyes and vibe it. When I see my face, hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell. When you walk my way, it gives you hell,

the longer I wait. Come on, I don't know. You know what you're playing jump rope, but you don't know how to jump in. I can hear the drums. I can hear the horn. I can hear the horn. Oh, you get a bit.

What was that? No, you have to do something. I don't know. We're driving in. Your instrument. You do have the easiest bar. What else is there? Great question.

Jess, you need to put someone else in. I'm happy to be the audience. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. It's back. I mean, Hughes is going to be on there. Tommy Little's going to be on there. Talking about your generation premiere is tonight 730 on Channel 10.

And we are joined by one of the very funny ladies, the host of the show. It is Anne. Edmonds. Good morning, Anne. Good morning. How are you guys? Oh, mate. We're so good.

Thanks for coming. having out some time for us, and first time on the Jess and Ducco program. Yes. You must be flat chat, doing the press for the show. Are you enjoying this element of your duties? Yeah, yeah, it's fun to get around and have a chat with people. I love getting up at 6 a.m. Yep, I'm sure.

I love it. You're trying to get up and be creative and fun at 6 am. It was a good time. Yeah, I've got a three-year-old, so I'm familiar with these at this hour of the day. Absolutely. When, you know, Jess and Ducco come knocking, hey, we'd love to carve you in some time at 720. She's like, yeah, I've been up since three. It's fine.

How's your three-year-old sleeping, Anne? Because Jess has been up since 1am with a cucumber in her kitchen with her daughter. Oh, poor Jess. I completely understand. And then you just have to turn up to work and act like, you're fine, and you've had an hour asleep. And you get it. Because that woman a coffee.

Yeah, oh, yes. That classic thing where you go, oh, you know, I want to be truthful and real. But at the end of the day, do people want to hear me yawning and falling asleep on the mic? And Ducker has to do all the work? Probably not. Well, they have to hear it. Too bad. They do.

Actually, that's funny. You bring up your little girl. I mean, doing a show called talking about your generation, obviously, is your little girl, Jen Alpha? Is that what this generation is called? Yes, she's a Gen Alpha. When you look at your little girl, what's the biggest generational difference

you think you're going to come up against when maybe she's a bit older to understand what's going on in the world? Well, I guess they're just going to have phones and everything from Day Dot, which is rough for them. And, yeah, I mean, I at least can remember a childhood without being on the phone the whole time. So I think that's the toughest one for them. And then obviously, climate change as well.

It's not looking great. It's a bit grim of an outlook. Absolutely. And you're bringing back to sorry to the phone, everything's documented now. Our childhood, even obviously, you know, being millennials. Yeah, you got away with a bit. No one really had the camera phone in high school. We got away with a bit more, I think.

No, I know. I think we were pretty lucky. I think we're realizing that now in mind. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the Nokia 3210s couldn't quite capture the image at the parties, is that the iPhones can? Exactly. It was harder to get cancelled. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now, being the host, obviously, seeing all the generations, well, X, Y, Z go head to head. Do you have a favourite Gen, usually, week to week? Like, is there one that you sort of lean towards more? Well, I'm obviously pretty fond of the Gen Zeds because they're, you know, it's really great this show because it's got, you know, like Gen Z's, there's a spot carved out for them, which is really nice, you know. It could be hard to get your first go on the TV. And so it's really nice to have them there. Anise is a real star. She's the captain of the team.

But, yeah, I like the Gen Zets. I like, they're kind of, yeah, they're kind of no nonsense, these Gen Zets. I just say it like it is. I love it. Isn't that funny, Anne, because we have a Gen Zeta on the team. Sweet Babs, you would have spoken to her on the phone just prior to coming to us. I'd argue, Ducko, correct me if I'm wrong. I get really mad at Babs when she doesn't know our references, when she says things like,

I've never seen gone in 60 seconds. Yeah, the movie references the big ones. But you're saying you like the Gen Z having their own sort of outlook on the world. You don't get too aggravated when they make you feel a thousand years old. I mean, there was one time when they took it too far, which was when they didn't know who Johnny Farnham was. And that felt like a national disgrace. Talk about getting cancelled.

I mean, you're going to get the show pulled with that sort of non-TIC. What's he done on TikTok? I'm not seeing that. And are the generations getting competitive? head to live with each other now, because I'd imagine they would. 100%, yeah. Like, they're out to win, which I was shocked at. I was like, oh, my God, these guys want to win.

This is pretty leading the charge there of, like, you know, he's like, I'm here to win, you know, I'm not knocking around. So, yeah, so they definitely want to be the best generation by the end of the show. Speaking of Hughes, I'm glad you've obviously got a couple of episodes, pre-recorded in the can before he broke his ribs and punched. it along. Oh, my God. Yeah, poor Hughes.

I wonder if we were able to see that. I was like, oh, they must have taped this episode back when he's punctured along. Yeah, yeah. I'll mention never play AFL. I hope you told him that. It won't stop him, though. It won't keep going. It was apparently quite tough, too.

Like, he just kept playing. Yes, yeah. I went to an after party. Tough. He's tough. The boomers are built different. Ah, well, and we're looking forward to it, as I said, tonight, 730, Channel 10. Ann Edmonds.

Thank you so much for joining the team. Thanks for having me, guys. Catch you later. Jess and Ducko. 131060, talking robovaks. Robo vacks. People love a robovac. I've always wanted to get one.

Well, hold fire on any purchases, Ducko, until after you hear this story. Okay. One of me mates told me an absolute shocker. That resulted in her throwing the robovac in the bin. So 131060, I want to know. Yeah. Were you on the robovac train?

Yeah. And something happened, you went, see you later? Why'd just throw the vac out? Why'd you throw the robo vac out? Classic tail, ducco, classic tail offered to dog sit, okay? Was out at the time that friends were dropping said doc over, but my friend owns a dog already. They got a doggie door.

They said, look, we're not going to be home for an hour. Why don't you shove the dog through the dog door? Oh, yeah. The dogs get along. They know each other. It'll be fine. Shove them in. We'll be home in an hour.

Yep. No issue. Yeah. Q my friend coming home. And now I could tell you the story, but I actually text her and said, hey, babe, if you've got five minutes, could you tell me in your own words what you came home to after the two dogs had been left alone for a small period of time? So I walked into the house and just this like off rank stench hit me.

And I was surprised because I'd had the robo vac on. It's got a nice lavender spell. Anyway, walking to the kitchen, three dog turds. walk back over to the RoboVac, pick it up, covered in dog poo, walk down the hallway. Poo, smeared all over the floor. Poo everywhere. I thought that was an Instagram joke. I've seen people talk about leaving the RoboVac on.

It spooked the dog or the cat, but because it's got the mechanism to just constantly cling, cling, clean, clean. Once it smears it, it now just thinks there's more dirt to pick up. So it keeps moving around the house. It's like your mum, right? before you have any visitors over. And she's telling you to clean your room non-stop, but she's going nuts. Like all your guests are going to come in

and look under your bed and in your cupboard. And in the random room, no one ever goes in. She said the smell that hit her. I think she dropped her kid at daycare some of the time they got back. The smell that hit her when she opened the door because of these three giant, and because it was all smeared,

she's like, was it my dog? Was it this dog? Was it a combination of the dogs? The vacks run over them and just kept dragging it through stuff. Dragged it through the entire house. her house. She immediately sends her husband for cleaning supplies. She's pregnant. She goes, I can't be around this. So she chuffs off. She's like, oh, this is above my pay grade. Yeah, this is not me. But the one thing she did do. You always burned the house.

She definitely burnt that robo vac. She went, this is unsalvageable. Yeah, I was going to say, did it. And also, beyond it being unsalvigable, it's the perpetrator of the crime. You need to go in the bin. You need to be punished. Not the dogs that poo in the house. Wow. Hard to put them in the bin. Yeah, well, you know what I'm saying? I'm going to keep doing it. Maybe they were stressed by seeing roboback moving and they're What is that thing? Possibly. Like her dog, she said, has grown up with this thing.

Maybe the visiting dog was spooked by who's to say. Who's to say? And who's to say, who is to blame? Because she can't identify which poo came from where because it was just smear. I always see this funny videos where people put like toddlers or newborns on the robo vac and it cruises around the house and they're happy. And it seems quite relaxing. It seems quite relaxing. But geez, fraught with danger.

There is a line you can cross with a robo vac betrays you. Yeah. Ends up in the big. Because you're shy guy. I mean, we know you famously, you are sort of in a relationship with yours. You loved it. It was a great addition to your household. No, I kept running into walls.

It was a bit stupid. And then it started leaking. And what did you put? It hit the skirting boards of your wall. It hit the skirting board and scratched it. So I had to put those things you put on like the feet of furniture around it around its perimeter. Like a bumper car. Yeah.

Yeah, I pretty much have to give it to bumpers. Because it maps the house out, yeah. It's meant to. No, I had a mid-range one. The cheaper ones don't have cameras on them. So they just run over poo in that case. The most expensive ones have cameras and they can go around shoes or poo. Are you telling me it would identify poo as don't run over that, as opposed to, I need to clean that up.

Yeah. But it will certainly make it worse. The more expensive ones do that. How much is like a really expensive robo bag? Two and a R3. What? What? What?

No, that's for a cheap one. No, that's for a cheap one. Oh, you can go to like an Audi go on for $300, but don't bother. I mean, that thing's jumping up down stairs. It won't have any power. It'll last 20 minutes. Don't bother. See, there you go. There's two iterations. The crime committed by this one was basically destroying the house. growing the house.

They're a great idea. Shy guys. Faulty mapping technology. In the bin. And also, mom would come home and go, oh, it doesn't do a clean like I do

and just clean anyway. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. First and 1060, though. Why'd you throw the robo vac out? Did it portray you? Yeah, what?

What the robo vac do? That you then went, you know what? I'm going back to my old school muley. Because people give them names. Yeah, yeah, people give them names.

They do. They do. The name of your robovah? Merrill sweep. And what did Merrill sweep? Did Merrill sweep down the stairs and accidentally sweep herself, do a better place. Absolutely.

Yeah. Merrill Sweep calls your house to burn down. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. We're asking, why'd you throw out the Robo back? Yeah. I feel like there's three types of people, Ducko. People who haven't played with the Robo back.

That's me. That's me. I don't really get it. They're really expensive. Yeah. I've got the Dyson Animal V-11. Oh, my God. My mom has that.

Unbelievable machine. Due for an upgrade, though. Battery life's not great. I find vacuuming one of those. Chaw's quite enjoyable. Sorry, my Roebuck just ended. Yeah, that's right. It's a small house.

It was starting. It's on my house. There's a bed and a sink. And even that's a lot of room for me. And your dog's short hair doesn't really shed. It doesn't very much. I like vacuuming. I find it actually a satisfying chore.

So I don't want to give that job to a robo back. I hate it. You're either firmly in robo vac territory. You love it. It's changed your life. It's revolutionized cleaning for you. Or it's betrayed you and you've chucked it out. Like one of my girlfriend.

who was dog sitting. Very sweet dog. Yeah. Who gets along with her dog, allegedly, but she comes back after two hours of the dogs being alone. She'd set the robo vac. She's a busy working mum. She needs to just get stuff done while she's away.

We don't know if the robovac has scared the dogs or what has happened, but it's done that classic thing of smearing three gigantic doggy poos all around her home. So much so she's thinking of moving. Getting out of that. But she definitely has thrown the robo vac out. It's betrayed her. She's like, that's it, we're done. A lot of people on the text line 04-8-8-1069 saying that RoboVAC did hold down the stairs and didn't make it.

They must be the cheaper ones, not knowing the stairs or the first iterations of RoboVax. Or it's got that classic shy guy problem, faulty mapping technology. Oh, you don't want that. That's a key thing for a RoboVAC. FMT, when my RoboVAC has FMT, see you later. And it's almost not worth the maintenance, FMT. No, it's not. You know?

Even though the device ranges between 803 grand. I'm not paying to get that mapping technology fixed. We got Alex on 13, 1060. Good morning, Alex. Good morning. How are you going? Al, we're pretty good. Why'd you throw away your robo-back?

So our robo-back is called Niles. And technically, it didn't throw him away. He just disappeared somewhere in our house. What do you mean? You lost him. We've lost him. I think he was Niles. Don't they have the homing technology?

They're meant to take themselves back to base. Yeah, go home. No, so we got the very, very basic. even the $800. $800 would be a massive upgrade for the one that we've had. Oh, did you get the Aldi. Yeah, Niles is not smart. Niles is not smart. So he, yeah, just would bump around.

Didn't go down the stairs. But when his battery ran out, he'd just start beating at you. And you'd have to go and find him and help him get back to his home. Oh, my God. It feels like an incontinent dog. You know when your dog's about 25 and it's like, you've got to pick them off the floor. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's got a dog.

Oh, it's got the wagon. Oh, that's Niles. Wait, so yes. Now you've misplaced him. So, yeah, we put him on one day. After we'd had our daughter, we were like, right, we're all getting out of the house. We'll let Molls do his job. And we came back and we're just like, we've no idea he wasn't beeping.

We've used the remote to try and get him to come out. We're assuming he's probably gone under some kind of. She's waggling a bit of dirt. Be like, come here, boy. Get his favorite thing. Get some dust out. Niles will come. Hang on.

Like, how big is your house? It's not that big. But we have furniture that doesn't like connect to the floor. So we think it's probably just going under one. Oh, it's under a couch or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, valet, Niles. Please try and look out for Niles.

I know. You're going to move in like 10 years' time. Move the couch or whatever. There he is. And it'll just be a skeleton. He'll be an antique. Do you think Niles has run off with something in your house? Like he's found love with.

Probably. He's found love with the light. With the mop. The mop. Yeah, Nile's, the mop just touches him right, you know. The steam mop went, I'll treat you right, Niles. Come in here, Niles. Not like Alex.

Turn it up. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alpha Bucks on hit. Alpha Bucks. Yep, 30 seconds to answer, 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. We have to take your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're untrue the question, you can say pass all you want.

We'll come back to you only if there's time. Pass at your own peril today. But if you say skip, you have to face my peril. Yeah, you will. No, you're saying skit or next. It's got to be passed, okay, Janelle. Okay, okay, I've got it. Janelle's not silly.

She's not an idiot. Janelle, you came to play. You came to take this 10 grand office, didn't you? I did. Yes, I did. Good girl. What do you want to spend it on? Well, too honest, the bills are out of the way first,

and then I need to go on a holiday. Yep. All right. Where are we getting Janelle off to? Somewhere sunny. All right. I'm sick of the wet weather. Maybe you'd like to check out last.

Maybe you'd like to have a look at Lebanon. Because those places start with L. And I'm sure they have sun. Okay, okay. You're going to work with the letter L today. How do you feel about that? Yeah, okay. We'll see how we go.

Well, I can't change it. Elle's good, Janelle. I know. There you go. You got a couple of L's in your name. That's nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you ready to rock?

Yeah, let's do this. All right, your time. We'll start after the first question. Starting with the letter L, we need you. a type of pasta. Linguini. A verb. Love?

A technology brand. Lenova. A drink. Lemonade. A periodic element. Pass. A five-letter word. Birds.

A girl's name. Lily. A Marvel TV show. Never heard. What's a Lurd? Lourdes. Oh, thank you. Good up in just before the buzzer there. Sorry, we should keep going. Lourdes. I've not heard of a Lourd for a five-letter word. What was it? Sorry?

Did you say Lird? Five-letter word. Oh. No, I say bird. You just have a brain. I said, I said birds. Yeah, I thought she said bird too and I wear. I was like, you couldn't have said B. She's absolutely forgot the letter was L. I was like four words with an S on it.

Four letters with an S. Yeah, no, I appreciate that. You came back with Lily, but yeah, you really just went off track. You can't say any five-letter word. It still has to be the letter. Yeah, we fall apart there. Pura, Elm could have been lithium. And then a Marvel TV show that you passed on very late.

Could have been a Loki. Yeah, I didn't even get that one in. No. We'll be busy with the birds, you know? Look, you don't get the cashroller, but you did get $100 to spend. Platipus. Oh, beautiful. You know what?

I need a new pair of shoes. Oh, and can I just say, Janelle, platterpool socks. Yeah. The high socks. A great sock. It's really good. They're known for their shoes, but I think we need to be talking about their socks as well. So, you know, you treat yourself.

Get yourself a sock and a shoe, eh? Thank you so much, guys. You say Justin Duck, have saved me for a sock and a shoe. Every time you look down at your feet, think of us. Woo! Yeah. That's what we do. Thanks, Janelle.

We do play again tomorrow 6. I'd love to know the random times people do think of us. Like, maybe it is a prize they've won of us or something they've heard. They go, ah, Jason Ducko, just popped into my head. There they are. Those idiots. Hey, up next. Oh, yeah.

Controversy surrounding a member of the team, whom we don't get much about. Which has ruled you and I out. Yeah, it's not you. It's not me. I could send some messages, a friend of one team member who was in Sydney recently for a 30th. Unless it was the other Luke, shy guy's alleged friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone was in Sydney, not the weekend, just gone on the weekend before.

And anyway, I'll get... Oh, oh, now I'm... Yeah, yeah, I'll get Ed Shearing on. I wasn't in Sydney. Yeah, you're at 30th. You got a 30th. Yeah, you were. Oh, okay.

Hey, you'll have your right... Witnesses. You'll have right of rebuttal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll get this on. Oh. And we'll come back with it. Okay.

Jess and Duckow. Jess, what do we always say on this show? Oh, we say a lot. We do say a lot about our wider team, our supporting cast. Oh, that they... Nearly is it. She's... You are floating with the show.

We're done but today. That sometimes it feels they hold back. Now Babs is getting better. She's doing a bit more. That's kind of you. I sang a cappella this morning. What more could you go? How quickly I forget.

But we always say about shy guy that he does things. We never know he does. And he just goes like, oh, I was at a 30th on the weekend? Oh, I went and did this. And we're like, every Thursday, Friday, we ask off it. Sometimes we get on air. What are you up to this weekend? What's going on?

We live full, enriching lives outside of on-air. Babbs will share. Shy guy, not much. We don't get a lot out of the guy. Even come Monday, he'll be like, didn't get up to much. And then randomly drop, had an engagement party, had a baby shower, visited my dad, there was an issue with the dogs. And he goes, they were all boring.

Now, we thought he might be living a double life for a while now. Absolutely. Dual phones, dual friendships. Compartmentalizing, keeping Justin Ducko away from the other side of his life. I just wanted to get ahead of this because I got a few messages. He was in Sydney a few weeks ago for a 30th. A couple weeks ago. He's also a stickler for the date.

He's the f of the date. Wasn't me? Am I ever? I got a few messages from people who are mutual friends just saying, hey, I think you should see this. Some videos and some photos. And I thought, well, that's bad. Is this AI?

And it sort of kept going. Oh, gee, do you think we had a scandal on our hands? Well, there's something that's happened with him, and I wanted to try and address it for... Oh, that's weird. this is that never happened we've got a breaking news outbreak that never happens in the middle of the show this is hold on hit news briefing hello i'm dahlon with your hit breaking news bulletin controversy for the jess and ducco breakfast show today as fresh details emerge of show executive

producer luke shy guy shepley leaving what appears to be a double life known on the show for being reserved and a lone wolf who hates people, shy guy rarely opens up about his life, however, multiple sources have reported on his big weekend antics. Supposedly celebrating a friend's party in Sydney, Sheppley can be seen drinking heavily and taking his clothes off in a popular bar, yelling the phrase, the rumours are true ladies, and sculling what appears to be multiple cosmopolitan cocktails. As his night continued, shy guy was seen defecating on a car, kissing multiple women at once, and ending his night at local Thai massage establishment known as Tie Me Up Baby. To make matters worse, Shy Guy was later seen

breaking into a local Harvey Norman and stealing a fresh Robo vacuum cleaner to which he called his soulmate and refused to give back. Shy Guy is now facing six charges including public urination in decent exposure, disorderly conduct and allegations of running an exotic iguana ring. Sheppily is yet to comment on the matter. No doubt this is deeply concerning for all those close to him, more to come on this story, Sue. I am more to. I want to get ahead of that, mate. But Dave, the news has just come out with it.

I'm so sorry. I want it to get ahead of that. I think that's instant dismissal. We need to at least put him on leave without pay. whilst this gets sorted. The tie join as well and the robo-Vat. Harvey Norman. Harvey Norman have looked after this show.

Harvey Norman, we do so many live reads for me. A decade. They didn't even mention what happened at Macon. Oh, poor Ronald. My God. You're going to cross. Shaiko, what? Say this other loop is a bad influence.

I know. And I tried to get it out before the news, but Dave just had to get that ball to out there. I'm so glad that Dave and the paparazzi guy on the bush is all over that story. So, Jess, he should share more. My goodness. I'm sorry, the blog was great with your Acapella, we're going to need Shy guys' blog moving forward

if that's what you're getting up to, sir. You're a naughty boy show for 30th. Jess and Ducko. Show's probably going to sound a bit different because Shy guys just put on suspended leave without pay. A lot of messages rolling in Sharma. I should apologize to the Harvey Norman. A lot of girls saying, so the rumors are true.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Thai massage place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're the only ones you don't have to apologize. You paid for time me up, baby, so I apologize to the owner of the vehicle who you defec-the-car, the car you defecated on. Oh, I forgot about that, yeah, yeah. Sorry to that, man, the driver. So, thanks.

And, you know, Dave Dolan had to share that news. So it's just. I'm glad he did with the state. Four Cosmos. State news, guys. I think four Cosmos is your only mat. Yeah, it is. But you get silly.

Well, Dave didn't cover the other. He never drinks in front of us, but that's why. No, he just goes crazy. He compartmentalises. He won't let us see that side of him because he's got this schick going on. Yeah. conference after nine. Yeah.

Yeah, press, full press. Absolutely. But I'll be honest with you, duck. I've been fading hard today. Yeah, yeah. Shocking, shocking evening. That has just woken me up. We're awake.

But just a little, little ditty anecdote I wanted to share with you what's been going on in the apartment we're living in. Yes, because you're renovating your house, which was meant to be done by Christmas, but now I think February, March, perhaps. It was meant to be X amount, now it's Y amount. You know, you know what I'm big on, like, just live in the moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't want to think about it. Yeah, right. How long this is going to go for.

Because what's, well, it's September, October, November, December, January, February, five months. My biggest issue, I know you've not lived through a Renault, but my biggest issue is if a builder quotes, and I know everyone who's been through a renter is going to roll their eyes at my naivety and stupidity. But it should be. But if a builder tells you four and a half months, and yes, that means getting in two weeks before Christmas, should I not believe them? Angus is going, don't be ridiculous. Yeah, it never.

Things are going to blow out, weather is impactful, whether it's rain or too hot, materials are impactful, whether it's, you know, in stock or they have to order it in. It's just not going to be. I went, well, why give that quote to begin with? Totally. I'd rather be realistic. So I don't want to think about it. It's like the known thing with Renaud. I've never met anyone who's lived through a Renault or rented their house or built it from scratch even and has been happy.

I've never met anyone who's gone. It was the best process ever. Like, it is just one of those things. He just thinks I need to be more realistic. I went, well, no, I'm going with what, the expert. have said. So we are in an apartment, in laws very kindly vacating their apartment to let us commandeer it.

The issue is it is not toddler friendly. It is not toddler-proof. We won't even get into the giant dog. But so much so, the napping situation, and even the nighttime, because we're obviously, we're in a city, those are lights during the day, obviously, with the sun and night time. And we've been agonising overspending a dollar on blacking out the room. But finally, we go to spotlight and Angus says, all right, we'll bite the bullet.

We'll buy some black. out blinds. He brings them home. He's measured wrong. They are too big for the windows ducko. And I'm at my wits end. And I'm like, we've got to do. I'm looking at the L foil. Is it just, what is black? Is it just a cloth that's black? Correct. If the fabric that's black, but he's bought the sort of ready to go system from Spotlight, it comes with the beam. So you basically just screw it in and it's all there ready to go, as opposed to a loose bit of fabric. He says to me, oh, I don't know if it's too much effort. You guess what I said?

He goes, look, I could re-measure again. Then I probably have to stencil it out, go back to spotlight. I could get the wider beam. Maybe I could get the hacksaw out. Oh, yeah, baby. Do you think that's too much effort? I went, just get the alfoyle. Put it up.

If you have to say hacksaw for minimal effort, I'm telling you something, that's not minimal effort. Just, yeah, a bit of duct tape on the wall. One of me mates goes, can't you get her to wear an eye mask? I went, I don't know if you've met a two-year-old. She's not wearing my fancy. Yeah, you idiots. Angus reckons she'll cook if we put the alfoil on the window.

I went, you've got it. How do a whole thing of alfoyle on a window? People will do that. Apparently, that's the hack if you go to a hotel and you need to black out for a kid or or for yourself, I guess. Elfoil, but Angus reckons that's creating sort of like a kebab and she'll cook with it. She'll be a little donna kebab. She'll be the donna cab.

Yeah, yeah, right. So, yeah, I just thought that was funny. He goes, oh, is it too much effort to get a hack saw involved? I went, yes, it is. So what have you done? What's the answer? I'm just going to move back into the half-rendone house because at least it's dark. Yeah, because right now you've got them up, but you've duct-taped them up to the wall.

Exactly. Or sticky tape. Yeah, it's the silver stuff, I think it was duct-ta. But, yeah, they just fall off halfway through her nap and she wakes up. So it's just... Is he worried about putting anything onto the walls because it's not your place? Exactly. Exactly.

Whereas I'm like, drill the walls. Yeah, do anything you can. I don't care. Oh, God. Okay, that sounds fun. No, that's good. That revelation about Shagai has absolutely just counteracted any sleep deprivation. Great.

So make sure you always bring those to the team. Bless this happen again. Well, good luck today. Thank you. I don't know if I'm going to make it to the end of it. Yeah, because your first hour, you're firing, I reckon, don't you reckon, shy guy? Thank you. That was all fake.

All the dream. And now we're just fading. But don't worry, we've got 35 minutes left to the show. Absolutely. And you've only got five and a half months left with the renter. So everything. Asterisk Jess and

Ducco Jess, you were just talking about foil aluminium foil Yeah I've seen hacks online I've been advised

because we're displaced at the moment during a Renault It's very bright in my daughter's room It's really hard to get a two-year-old to go to sleep

when it's like The sun is on in her room Red hot My husband's to make a bit of a tired ass and not just buying

good blackout blinds that fit the windows Yeah I said I've seen people recommend aluminium foil but he's worried Her room will get too hot and she'll cook like a cab.

We're going to text in from a no-nameer saying there are two sides of aluminium foil. Do the shiny side out and you'll be fine. It will reflect the heat. There'll be no donna cabb lucia. Now, daco. Aluminium foil has sides. I didn't know that. I've sent Babs to the kitchen.

She's going to come back. It's all shiny. Because I've googled it and yes. It has two sides. Apparently there is a shiny side and a not shiny side. I did not know that. It makes no difference. in the cooking or the food safety.

What about when you put it on a window to... What about roasting a kid? Dona Kabab a kid. That sounds awful. I don't. I didn't add that to my search. And you know what's so funny. She actually pulled the aluminium foil out of its box the other day and rolled it around

the whole house. I went whatever. That's got to be a Montessori sensory activity if it occupies it for 10 minutes. So literally I had rolled it back just out the other day. I didn't notice. I didn't know it had foil her two sides. I'm actually going to tell me. Glad Rap has two sides.

Do we not have any babs? She just put it We have no foil Oh God damn it Sally! Why would we have foil? Sally! Sally works in reception battle Why?

Why would we have foil? It's not like we have a... We don't have an oven. Well, you know why we don't have foil. Tie me up baby. It's all used at the tie joint. Oh, you know what you need foil for, the tin hat so the aliens can't read your mind.

Okay, giant. I should bring in the... This is you and Liam. Hey, uh... He works and creative. Mate, I'm just hitting up singers today. Wait, you know what we should do right now? 13, 1060.

I won't hear a bad word. I love them. What do you use aluminium foil for? Yeah, and... But not cooking. Not cooking. Obviously. You come in and say,

Hey, we don't know what we're going to get to that. If you want to call and say it's a great way to make sure your lasagna cooks without crisping the top. We'll take it. You can win 500 bucks a fair. Yeah, we're using foil. Has anyone got any insight? You got a foil hack in the double? Also, what do you use it for to make sure the alien?

Don't beat you. If you want to call in for that, I'll take it just today. Just because Jess is just tired. Thanks, Ducco. 13, 1060, alien foil. What are you using foil for? Two sides to foil, question mark. Tie me up, baby.

Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. I was having a little vent, having a little whinge. Yeah, you're tired today. The kid is just struggling to sleep and overnight. She's whipping out Lebanese cucumbers at 1 a.m. She's patting a cucumber at 1 a.m. And I actually...

When do you start getting a return from the investment? You know what I mean? Like, when does that? That happened. I don't want to get in trouble for this, but I'm beyond caring. Yeah. I look at her, because everyone's asking me, do you want to have a second? Do you want to have a second?

Yeah, yeah. And I now look at Lutea when she's doing this crap. Yeah, yeah. I go, do you want a brother or a sister? And I go, this is why you're not getting one. You're not getting one, sweetheart, so you behave. Not, I shouldn't. I feel very psychological torment.

You want a sister? You get it from your mum. Oh, you want to? You're not wrong. Love you, Lisa. But my husband and I were agonising How do we at least try and make the room darker So maybe she does sleep

He wanted to hack saw a beam To get the blackout blinds to fit Oh when that feels like too much work Why don't we just get Alfoyle I saw it on the internet He's worried Alfoil will make her room so hot That she'll cook like a cabb And then someone texts on the text on

Just saying, no no no no You can put Alfoil and double-sided So just don't put the shiny side up or whatever They said Make sure the shiny side is on the outside so it reflects the heat and light away. I, having used alfoyle for many, many years, I love alfoyle.

Have never known or noticed. Well, that's why your tin hats haven't been working against the aliens because you've not been using the shiny hat. You know what I'm doing? Liam has led you astray there, mate. I'm amplifying the signal. Idiots. That's why.

Shut up, you didn't know there was two signs. No, I didn't. I actually didn't. We're people texting going, how did you guys not know that? Of course there is. Sally's called in on 13, 1060. Good morning, Sally. Morning.

How are you today? Very good. I'm confused, Sally. Someone's trying to tell me there are two sides to foil. Have you got any insight? There absolutely is. So hairdresser, and for the first two years of my hairdressing life as an apprentice, I used to have to cut and fold the foils for my senior stylist.

And I can definitely tell you there is a matte side and a gloss side. A matte side. So what is the purpose of that? Because it doesn't matter for cooking, you can do either side. What is the purpose? Well, I also worked in hospitality, and I did have a finicky. chef that had a side that you had to wrap his prep in. So then it did make a difference.

He thought it did make a difference for cooking. Yeah, yeah. So it's like the sun reflecting off a smooth surface or a porous surface. So it, or a moor, she could say. So, yeah, the gloss side will reflect and the matte side will draw. Interesting. Sally, I'm too sleep deprived to understand the physics of all this. The chemistry.

If I get it, the sun. Thanks, Sally. Julie. Explain what she meant by porous. Julie. I want to use foil for. I use foil for my lettuce in the fridge. You bring your iceberg lettuce home and you wrap it in foil

and put it in the bottom of your fridge and your crisper and it stays like that stays green for weeks. Julie, the question is, matte side or shiny side? Matt side in? Oh, yeah, she had an answer to that. I thought you were saying that you were me the only ones who didn't want. You miss shy guy and baths.

Not to bring El Farch back into the combo, my mum, but also throw your mum into it. Were we raised wrong? Mom, if you're listening, you never told me that. No one told me that. That's why my pasta bakes aren't working. Kelly. Kelly. Yes, hello.

Hello. What's up with foil in your house? Kelly, what do you got for us? I've got the one for your window. I lived in Mount Isa and it was like 45 degree days. Yeah, long days. and I was a shift worker and it makes the room totally black that you need the light on. So shiny side out, mat side in and it does not heat the room at all.

That's good to know. I don't know the difference between the shine. You're telling me, if I go home, I buy the no frills crap. Like it is a 50 metre thing. I've never noticed a mat. When you go home, pull the alfoil out and usually the shiny side is facing you on the right. and the matte side's usually on the inside of the roll. Actually, looking at some pictures on the interwebs here of Alfoil,

you can actually tell the shiny and the dull pretty obviously. Like, one is much more shiny as it sounds. I just did not. Anyway, thank you, Kelly. And I like that indictment. Maybe I've got to get Kelly around just to double check my work. Because I'm nervous if she's saying, oh, you know, if you do the wrong side, potentially. Dean's called in.

What do you's for, Dean? You can use it with old Magwills. scrunch it up and use Coca-Cola, and you can polish your mag wheels with it. It takes all the deep pitting out and the white corrosion and shines them up. There you go. It's got enough grit and talk to get all that stuff out. Hang on a minute, Dean. And it must be aluminium against aluminium, but you just crinkle it up.

There's no inside or outside. Shiny side or matte side? Doesn't matter. Oh, he doesn't matter. He's not a fuss. Okay, in that regard. Another thing is you might not know, the baking paper has a shiny side. in a matte sauce.

No, no, no, no. What? What's the use for that? Well, I know it was my partner used to do diamond painting, and while you're doing it, you cover it out until you come back to it. Sorry, what's diamond painting?

One lesson in a time. Yeah, Dean, you are educating us too fast and too hard. I heard of diamond dots. I use Gladbeak every day, basically. You're telling me there's a shiny and a mat on Gladbake.

Yes. Wow. You cover it up. When you go away from it and come back to it, you cover it with a couple of crocodile clips up the top, but then you uncover it and you work on it. But it's important which side you have facing down over the diamond dots because you've got a shiny and a mat side and you don't want it to stay.

Shiny and a mat on Gladba. Any insight into Glad Rap, the cling wrap? Oh, yes. Glad Rap have two sides? That don't matter. No, it's just thin plastic. It's just plastic, obviously. Thank you, Dean, very educational.

Wow. There you go. The rice cookers. They've cooked on that. Our community is so smart. All the gaps in our knowledge, they will feel. I thought that was going to be like groundbreaking life, but no, we had a full board of people being like, you morons. Did anyone not know that about Clark?

According to Google, Glad Rap does have two sides. Glad Rap. Shut up. Glad Rap. Glad Rap. The cling, cling. What is it for? What are the two sides for?

It doesn't say. It just says. Always one side's stickier than the other. You don't know this life lesson, guys? There are two sides to everything. Namaste. Yes, and Ducko. Hey, great show today, team, well done.

Sensational. I'll give myself a pat on the back. Yeah, you came, you showed up. That's the hardest part as being here, you know? That's the velocity I've been taken into the gym. You know, the hardest thing is just getting there. Similar to today. I felt like my eyeballs were liquefying as I pulled into the car park.

But because of you guys... You lift it. Absolutely. And the rice cookers, thank you. You saw our cheery faces on a Tuesday and you went, hell yeah. Hell yeah. Where would I rather be? That's it, you know. Could be in a lot worse circumstances. Let's be real.

Certainly wouldn't rather be home with the daughter. Thank God it's a grandparent. Oh, how good. So I'm just going to go under the desk for a bit if no one could disturb me for six hours. That's right. We're going to meet at 930. You just sleep till then. Yeah, yeah.

You don't need me in that. Nah. I think what you think it's fine. Yeah. I'll back you to the end, Ducker. What do you mean what now? What have you said? Goat karaoke?

How does that work? There's something in that. Yeah, right that down, babe. You know, we got a friend with a farm. Yeah, yeah, or Babs. I met Maddie, the one who brought that duck that time. Oh, my mum's listening now. Pru loves K-pop.

Mom, I wanted to know, half an hour ago, why didn't you teach me? Listen, Mom, you didn't teach me about Alfordo having two sides. Did you know that? You know what? Text me and reply. I'll text my mum, too. She's there in Paris at the moment, living there absolutely best. Yeah.

But she needs a reprimandie. Why was I not taught better? While we're doing that, I should say, as well, hits five-star fly away. The boarding manager opens in approximately two minutes for you to see minutes of 305. Pitball in Vegas. That's right. You get accommodation. You get spending money.

You get a private driver to the gig. And then, of course, tickets to see him do his bang in Vegas. Hell yeah. The only thing you'll have to pack is the bald cap. Yep. Oh, I've still going to get my ball cap. Yeah, what did you want that for again? My sister's wedding.

Yeah. Because her husband looks like pit bull. I'm not saying, so I'm going to wear it. He does look a bit like. I walked past his family shop the other day and I kind of smiled at it and I went, what I'm doing? I never met him, but I just feel connected to it.

Yeah, I need to get a ball cap. I got to look into that. Didn't Babs pick up your dry cleaning yesterday and go to the costume shop? No, she didn't do that, actually, Babs. I went to some $2 shops recently sniffing about. I couldn't find any. Spotlight.

Do you know what the issue is? Anytime there is a pit bull thing, the shops always sell out of ball caps. Actually, I wonder if Spotlight does have ball caps. He's in the text line if you know. Can you give me some blackout blinds while you're there? I thought AA-W106. Where can I get a ball cap?

Anyway, my mum hasn't replied, so she obviously is... She doesn't understand it. Listener up can be a few minutes behind because of the, you know, muffering and everything else. Oh, mum said, it's bloody common sense. Oh, shut up. You did not teach me that. What, common sense?

Yeah, well, there was a people who said that to us today. No, no, no. Common sense, you still have to learn it from someone. You're not born knowing everything. Exactly. That's wild. We're going to have to extend on that tomorrow about things you didn't know until you knew. Mate, Bab's trying to tell me.

Klingrap has two sides. You know, apparently it does. The things that gets said on this program are diabolical. Oh, just ridiculous. It's ridiculous. Why do you listen? I'm joking. For the call of fame, obviously.

Oh, yeah, we draw that. $500, $500, $500, $0.00,000, draw it on Friday. Hey, we're out of here. If you missed any of the show, grab it on the podcast. Tomorrow's Wednesday, we are dipping. We are playing alpha bucks. Yep. Yeah.

Nah. You need to go buy cereal, don't you? Reminder. We're a well-oiled machine. All right, hold on. Kirstie's message in. They do have ball caps at Spotlight. Thanks, good day, Kirstie.

And someone said chin digs. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there you go. That's all right. The costume shop. Any other admin you want to use the text line for, guys? You are. We're out of here.

We'll see you tomorrow. I want to say good night. Bye. Tie me up, baby. Jess and Ducco. That was the Jess and Ducco podcast. Monopoly at Macas is back. In the out, ends October 14.

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