Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | No one listens to me!

Episode Date: August 19, 2025

Jess debuts a new game Bul or Bible! Producer Babs comes in studio with a fresh blog for us and we wanna know what you're using Chat GPT for?Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Take a trip to McDonald's today and try the new McDonald's meal with one of six collectible souvenirs. This is the Jess and Ducco podcast. Welcome to the podcast. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Hello. Remember when we first started this year, we were beta testing a lot of games in the pod. Some would make the show. It would appear the beta testing is out the window. They're going straight to the board. Well, when you've got to fill, you know, 20 bits of contact a day, you know, you just need to do what you've got to do.

You've got to do what you've got to do. Sometimes there's no time. Yeah. As I learned today in the chat GPT conversation, you'll hear everyone's time, Paul. Yeah, we don't have time. Don't time to do it. Just get it done and get it on the board. Get it and get it out, you know.

You have a new game in the show today. That's right. I really enjoyed it and I'm looking forward to your new game tomorrow. Yeah. My game's dumber than your game, I reckon. I reckon it is. I found myself, Ducco. So my game, Bull or Bible, could you pick the Pipple lyrics from the Bible passages?

You did pretty well. I think you walked away with the B plus. Yep. But I found myself last night just like Googling Bible. I'm going profound Bible passages, quirky Bible passages, and just an hour. I'm going, what is my life? Just Googling these things. Should I just go read the Bible?

What would be a better use of? Bibles a tough read, though, because the words are so small and the paper's so thin. What's with that? What's with the thin paper? Why do they do that? Are they printing new Bibles are all the Bibles that have been printed just in circulation now and they sort of get? It's a great question. What is that tissue paper?

No other book is printed on that flimsy paper. I'll Google it. You're lazier. Babs, it's not just you, though. Doesn't listen to anyone. No, apparently. I'm organising your opener for tomorrow. Oh, sure, yeah, yeah, great.

In early someone 25, the centre column reference Bible with, will be available, print it, no. Are they printing, though? They still print the Bible? It doesn't say. I think they would. Can you imagine having the Bible contract, though, like as a printing house, you'd be like, hell yeah, that's a big

ass book. Pretty sure they charge per page. Who's paying for them? No. How do you get it? You can't just steal it from a library. No, I thought you just go to a church and they'll give it to you. No.

Spoken like a true non-religious. I think it does. The only edition still in print is a payback edition, three volumes. Three volumes. There's a collector's edition of the moment. Oh, that's a great one. Ducco's got that. Yeah, you've got to get that.

It's worth a pretty penny, but he'll never park with it. What I do is when I have dinner parties, I put that on my coffee table. And I go, oh, this old thing? This limited edition, Bible. Who would like to lead us in grace? Don't worry, I've got it. I do it. Oh, I reckon you can buy them on your Kindle?

Probably. Oh, great. Does Bezos get a cart every time you buy? A Bible. Because he's Amazon Kindle or whatever. They're still in most hotel or motel rooms in the top shell. My God, I've not looked for one in ages. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They used to be in every single one. Isn't it funny? In the motherland, didn't have any. No, let it. I mean, we did more Airbnbs, but in the hotels, they did it. And that's a very Catholic country. They just got, how to make a pasta from the ages. That's right.

Yeah. Don't you be putting cream in your carbonara, signage everywhere? Oh, goodness, man. That's right. Amity printing company is the world's largest producer of Bible. But not the only. Not the only. Not the only.

There's contracts throughout, every country has its own contracts. Who's commissioning. new prints of the Bible. The Oxford University Press and Cambridge University Press. Harper Collins. There you go. There you go. They're Christian publishing arms.

I was like, who's the descendant of Jesus going? We need some more Bible. And also the United Bible Society. If you did Ancestry.com, could you be like, oh, my God, I am related to Jesus. I think that's how the company was founded. Could you imagine if I did it? Would that be everyone? And it was like, oh, no, he's not the, the B or Lenthal?

Sorry, I don't know. I'm going to get the church outside. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I know. I always, so I've told you I've had this swab kit in my house. You should do it. I need to do it because... Does that expire?

I would fucking lose it if you were not Italian. Like, wouldn't that be funny? Imagine. My whole, I would have such an identity crisis. You wouldn't be you anymore. I wouldn't be, I'd have to change my name. And I know what's in a name, but I lean so... I've lent so far into it, particularly in my adult years.

Yeah. I'm going to do mine. A crisis of consciousness, that could be a possibility. Like, what if my dad got it wrong? Your dad just lied this whole time. That cousin Federico I visit over in Toco, he's not actually my cousin. Your dad's just hired him. Yeah, that'd be tough.

You're freaking me out, man. I know. Well, you should do it today. Do the test, man. I'm going to find the swab. Now that I've done my training, I've got the whole day's opened up. Yeah, because you exercise the whole show. I'm going to go find the swab.

Oh, right. I'll send it off. Who do you send it to? Ancestry.com. But they don't do it. They send it to someone else, right? I don't know. I just sent it to them.

A little guy in a lab. There's a postage thing, a part of it. You put your spit in there and you, I don't know. Do you shit in it? No, just spit. Any we? Should I shit? I'll just, you need some extra.

Please prove I'm Italian. Here's my stool. They would have had people poo in it. Absolutely. 100%. They would have had people poo in it and we in it. And do what do you do? Do you send an email?

Yeah. Mr. Allen Duckett. Sorry, you've shit in your kid. I just need you to spit in your kid. They're like, no, that's a test you get when you're over 50. They read spit a shit. See, we do it. We do do that.

You know, it's dyslexic type. Oh, sorry, you wanted to. And I sent it back with sperm. I'm really not reading this right. Would you just come over and help me? I thought you sent them hair. To be honest with you, Shil, I got, I'm not even opened the kit. I've not even opened it.

What did you just say? That's why Badd hasn't done it. She just wants to go away. How is your hair growth journey going? It's good. It's thicker. It's looking shiny. Have you been using the sprays up?

Yeah, I've been using lots of products on it. I've been really trying. Have you been listening to her? I have. Yeah. I just said that. You don't want to give up any hair. That's fair.

We've got to sit next to a minute for at least five hours today. Yeah. Why is today so long? Yeah. Just cause. You don't here for five hours. Don't fucking lie. I know, you're such a liar.

No one's lying. Okay, not three hours. Three hours. I'll stay here longer than you did yesterday. We all know you're the hardest working member of the team, baps. Don't I know it. You're going to eat lunch. They need company.

Yeah. They do. I need to turn their life. They're the only things that listen to Babs. Did I tell you this the other day? We'll just out there and Babbs just looks at the fish and goes, Bha. Don't spook the feet.

They all swam away. I wanted to see if they got scared. I started barking at them. Yeah, they did. They shot themselves. Yeah, they did. Not a natural predator of the fish, though, the dog. Yeah, no.

And then you started barking at it. Yeah, no. Give us your bark. I was just like, and they moved away? Yeah, they did. Does anyone else? I just wanted to see what was going on. What have we done to this girl?

That used to be normal. That you're barking at fish. Fish, it's amazing how fun they were last week and how shit they are now. But yours has actually got, yours has got the zoomies. Mine's got a bit of personality about it. Last week, your fish was pretty stationary. Now, the highs are high, the lows are low with me. My fish has just been hanging out at the top this whole time.

It's quite relaxing to watch, to be fair. Yeah. Anyway, hey, it's a great show. It is. Hell of a, hell of a Tuesday. Notch it up there with one of the top 50, I reckon. Love that. I love that review.

Thanks. Shaga, what are you going to say? He wasn't listening. Pull your head in, mate. I thought, did we have more than 50 podcasts this year? Yeah. Sure we would have. Oh, at least in our history, we definitely would have.

How many shows have we done together? 200. Didn't we celebrate 200 the other day? I stopped keeping count. Okay. Well, we're not going to get nursing now, so enjoy the show. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Welcome to Tuesday, team.

Wow, Tuesday, the 19th of August. What a day. be alive. It is a wonderful time to be alive. Yeah. We're all here. We're all firing. So yesterday in the night before the coldest day and night in Australia on record or at least for a year. Really?

I can attest to that. It's been... It was Sunday night. Sunday night was really cold and yesterday it was really cold. Do you sleep with socks on? Sometimes. Oh my God, I've had to. Yeah. I have had to. My little Tootsons. Yeah. Burasing. Punching the oil heater. Oh, yeah. Very good. Yeah. You know, I've told you

many times my husband builds a pillow fort in our bed so I can't wrap my icicles around him for warmth. Yep. So I've had to, yeah, I've had to layer up. Socks. Sox. Sock it up. I'm like, come on.

Interwine your toes with mine. He's like, no, you're so far away. You can't breach my fort. Yeah, you can't get in. He's basically got a moat. Oh, geez. What's he doing in that thing? Hey, I don't know.

Oh, my back. Shut up. He's playing in there. He's just having fun. He's got racing cars underneath the duna. He's always head under the duna with a little flashlight. I'm like, what's under there? What are you doing?

What are you up to? What's going on in that thing? Cheaky bugger. Yeah. Anyway. We survive. We get through it. We push forward.

Geez, haven't you had an experience this morning, though? Thank you. Thank you for bringing it up. I didn't want to bring it up. Yeah, I know. You're a good pal. Tell everyone quickly. Last week, Ducko, I said an idea rented my head.

I told you the idea exited my head. Yeah. I lied. The idea stayed in my head. He did it. To go to the gym before work. Crazy scenes. Before the show, Ducko.

I've never known you to like exercise and to then go to the gym before work. You have to drag me. Drag me to exercise. And you're just like... I engaged a really good friend to be my personal trainer because I thought if I'm beholden to a mate, I won't stuff him around. And you still did. I still stuffed him around. And then all of a sudden, you have to run on the weekend alone.

And then now you're going to the gym. And it's like, what's happening? I got up. I got up at, I was going to say, The Cracker Dawn. It's not even Dawn yet. I set an alarm, Ducko, I dragged my ass out of bed. How do you feel now? You feel fantastic and Dorphins running?

Yes. Yeah. So much so, I've actually tried to, like, sheath myself a bit. Yeah. Because I'm worried now that all this blood flow is happening. Usually we're waking up together, waking up with the rice cookers. You're going to be on 100 or we're on about 40? Yes.

Yeah, yeah. What do you reckon, shy guy? Oh yeah, she'll crash about 723, I reckon. You know, usually we have got a bit of a routine, you know. Coffee at 6.30, maybe a little bit of brecky at 7.30, things like this. I'm ready for a coffee now. Your metabolism's on. You're firing.

I'm hungry. You want dinner at 3 o'clock. Yes. That's not anything unusual to me, though. So, yes, it's going to be an adjustment. Yeah. I have been known to fizzle out very fast, to go gun ho and then fizzle out fast. You love a craze?

I love a craze. It's only day one. Yeah. And I'm only doing a seven day. free trial. Okay. Will I put my money where my mouth is? Yeah.

Find out. Watch this space. I saw you put up an Instagram story and I was like, oh, she's Fitsbo in the A.m. I'm Fispo in the A.m. And I think... You should do like getting the day done, like kicking goals while you're still sleeping. I went to write something and I was like, I've only got a half hour window.

Let's not muck around, but writing on one old bloke in the gym at the same time as me. You should have seen how fast he was running on the treadmill, made me feel real fat and slow. Okay. Put the phone down. take a leaf out of this bloke's book. So what did you do, treadmill, some weights? I did some treadmill, I did some weights.

I did some lungers. Okay. Which, not under duress, I did lungers on my own accord. Lunges suck. Lungers suck. But I mentioned to you off air, I had to get up the other day from the ground, playing with the kid, and I had to put my hand on my knee to thrust up. I went, I'm 34.

I shouldn't need to do that. I should be able to pop up. Yeah, yeah. You know, my body. You want to feel good. I'd be scared to do my bio age. I know you did yours the other day. Yeah.

And you had a wonderful result. Yeah. I'd be scared to do mine. So, yeah, I like it. I did some of this. What's this?

Shoulder press? Yep. And then I, um, I did some, I pretended to do some sit-ups. Okay, all right. But by then I was kind of done.

Yeah, yeah. Then you're over it. Do you know what I don't care for? Showering. Yeah. At the gym. Yeah. It's an odd experience, isn't it?

I didn't bring a thong or a, or, I mean, a shoe. Yeah. I brought panties. I didn't bring a thong and I just felt a bit It cooked very clean But I just communal It doesn't feel nice It doesn't feel nice

It doesn't feel hygienic I know It never does And you come to work And what's the alternative shower at work Which also isn't fun No and I can't go back Because the risk of waking up

The family So you know what Now I'm just making excuses Let's just get it done Keep going And I have done it And make sure you do shower though Because I know you

You'll just stop show And you come in here We'll be like What is that? The issue was Ducco, I was running hot, had a shower, but continued to run hot. So I'm trying to do my skincare and put a bit of tinted moisturiser and it's all slipping off because I was still higher.

Maybe you do that at work. Maybe do your skin routine at work. That's a great idea. There we go, guys. Anyway, open invitation, guys. Shy guy. Open invitation. Get up early and train with her.

I'll be there at four. No. I was actually waiting for you to pop in. I was like, he's going to see if I do it and he's going to walk past the window. I like my lunchtime training. Fair enough. It keeps me going, wakes me up. Once your miso goes back to work, though, we'll see how your day has to work.

That's true. So, let's chat in a year. That'll be annoying. She's only going back like two days of fortnight or something. Oh, okay. That's good. Easy. She told me the other day.

I was like, come again? All right. Anyway, big times, big show team. Alpha bikes, your chance is 10K, of course, coming up a call of fame prize. Humding this week. You can stay the Christopher Kingsley and go see our shares. Absolutely. a new game, bull or pit bull or pit bull or bible. Sorry, Bull or Bible. That would

just be pit bull and pit bull and people. I still think it should be pit bull or the Christ or whatever. Pit bull or the savior. Let me do one round and then we can tweak. Okay. It might be a staple. I thought it'd be a flash in the pan and go after one. But if you like it, we'll see. We'll see. And then we can workshop. All right. Okay. Big show though, team. Absolutely. We're just going to keep firing, you know. We always do. Whatever, however your morning has looked so far, we're in it together now, guys. Jess and Ducko. Hey, right now, a new procedure taking the world by storm.

It's called Hole Tox. Some sort of Botox situation. It is Botox in the butt. You in an air hole. Fear for that hole. Yeah, yeah. So it's a procedure about...

My closing up, my butt hole. Well, so Botox, or any other brand, is injected into the internal anal sphincter. It's founder of Natural Aesthetic Center in California. of course, Dr. Bitter-Farrell said it's an unusual off-labor treatment for constipation. So, when Botox is injected into the muscle, it helps relax the muscle. It relieves spasms and restores proper function. Botox relieves the muscle. I thought it would have tightened it.

I'm not familiar with how it actually works. Maybe it does relieve it, which is why your skin then stays normal. Like, well, flat. Wrinkle-free or whatever. Oh, this whole time I thought all these ladies and men getting Botop. were tight and taught. Yeah, because it looks like that. In fact, they're relaxed.

Maybe. I'm not sure because I've never had the tox. I don't know. No, neither. It says, Holt tox can support the healing of fishes and haemroids caused by constant straining. So if you have hemorrhoids or if you are constipated constantly,

if you have issues, people are getting the Holtox. Yes. And it's relaxing everything, apparently curing it. If you have a vaginal birth, you can end up with a fissure because obviously you're straining and yeah, all that jazz down there. Yeah. This could help those ladies, maybe. You don't chuck it into the hemorrhoid, but you just chuck it through the sphincter.

All right. Also, like, in? Yeah, it goes in. It must go real deep in. Oh, my goodness gracious. Apparently, it's a build as a kinky cure all. It also aesthetically rejuvenates that area and gets rid of, as we said, the anal fishes. I don't know if I've ever seen a butthole and gone, that could be cuter?

Yeah, yeah. Jeez, can you show me a butt hole? Oh, it's not like cute. Geez, I'd like another cute one. Yeah, I know. Could we, could we, could we, do you know what's really letting me down? I un-kewed butthole. Maybe I can go get some needle.

This is a niche reference, but it's not. It looks like the worm off June, the buttholes. Not seeing June, but I've seen the trailer. With the teeth. Yeah, yeah, that's what the butthole looks like. Whoever made June was like, let's make these worms look like buttholes. That's what it looks like. What were you doing last night?

I was looking at my partner's mud button, and I've got an idea for the villain. Is it a villain? It's a bad thing. That big worm? Can't imagine its friend to Timothy Shamelada. It is things. Yeah, yeah.

Could you imagine that going in. That worm needs a little bit. of hold hold. Yeah, it does. Just to relax. Apparently, it only takes three minutes to do. The procedures mainly, the people getting it, are between men, between 25 and 40.

30% of them fly into it the US just to get it specifically. Oh, can you not get it done here? Not yet. It says it's safe and effective, but I don't know the long-term effect. Shagai, can you please Google? Long-term effects of Botox up your sphincter. My cousin, while you're looking that up, my cousin is a thing. Google off.

Google off. Quick, Babs. Come on, Babs. Dougo, my cousin, Sharon, is a dental hygienist. And their dental clinic is now offering Botox. Really? You telling me I could go to the dentist and just show my butt to Sharron? I guess you...

Hey, Shaz, here I go. We can weaken your muscles due to the toxins mechanism of blocking nerve signals. We already said that. Potentially causing temporary or, in some cases, persistent incontinence. That wasn't your question. Yeah, he said what's the long-term effects? Yeah. You've already covered that, though.

Yeah, that doesn't feel long-term. That feels like what we just said. Like, instant. Like, does it have any long-term side effects? Or do they not? I suppose that haven't done enough tests on it. Maybe not. Because that feels like...

Someone puts their hand up being like, I've actually been doing this for 20 years, guys. This is what I'm dealing with. I can't say... Saying you won't be able to control your bowel or bladder movements. Oh, that's the long-term effect. Yeah, I think I've got to chalk that up to a win. Well done, Babs.

Ooh, one point in it, John. So that's the long-term effect. See, I don't know if it's worth it. She's saying, this doctor's saying, your bowel movements will be free and normal, but really... In the long run... You ain't control on anything.

When you're 65... It says it's very appealing for Gen Zian millennials who are a lot more curious and adventurous when it comes to enhancing their sex lives with unconventional methods. Wait, oh, oh. This is a sexy thing, Ducko. You said it was an IBS thing. Maybe it's a bit of both.

So it's a bit of, if you're a backdoor bandit. If you're relaxed, you're like that. Are you a friend doing this, bad? Not that I know of. Soon, though. Ask him. Send him a text. Send them this article.

Jess and Ducko. How's this headline, Ducko? Yeah, hit me. Saucy Post starts online beef. Oh, yeah. How do Australians eat their meat pies? What a headline. My mates at Delicious.com.

They've done a deep dive. Some crazy person has put a poll, I guess, a rating of the different techniques they have witnessed Australians when it comes to consuming a meat pie. I'm sure there's more than four ways, but this person has rated the top four ways. Taking the lid off, putting sauce in there. eating the insides with a spoon. Now, I've not seen anyone do that. I've heard of the take the lid off, put sauce in, put the lid back on. But this is using a spoon to eat the innards and then just eating the pastry.

They rated it one out of ten. It'd be much cleaner. It'd be a lot easier. Absolutely, they're saying, look, very tidy, but that's not the Australian way. You're not getting the pastry with the meat then. I know, and that's the best part. You're filling to pastry ratio. Yeah.

They also make a point, a meat pot. should not use a plate. You should not need a plate for a meat pie. This technique requires a plate. Yeah. Coming in at the next sort of the lowest ranking is the pie on the go vibe. So maybe you're in the car, maybe you are walking. You've squeezed sauce on top.

Oh, yeah. And you're just eating it as you go. Yeah. Might not be great for source distribution. You might end up with a really saucy bit or a really dry bit. But at the end of the day, that's how most of us I think are probably eating our pies. Yeah. Coming in at the top, the top way to eat a pie, which I have actually never thought to do.

Now, you know I love sauce. Sauce is like my go-to for any meal. You take a bite. Well, you put sauce on that bite you're going to take. You take that bite. You re-sauce, you take another bite. You re-sauce, you take another bite. You source as you go.

But then you're right to sauce quick. Well, the picture that they've accompanied with, it's almost like they've got the whole bottle. Yeah. You can't be doing that with those tiny master food. Set and forget. Just put it on, eat it. Agree. That's why I think we're putting it on the top. Now, sorry, I gave you the bumsteer with the rankings. The one coming in at the very bottom, they gave it a minus 12 out of 10.

This is the worst one. I've never seen anyone do this. Yeah. You take the lid off, the pastry lid. Yeah. You use that lid as your spoon. So you scoop the guts of your pie out with the pastry lid. It becomes like a...

No, like a cobalo. It comes like what? A coblood. Yeah. It's sort of like... And then you end up... Yeah, no pastry is that strong. And then you end up eating...

You'd almost need a filo. Puff pastry can't bend to that. But I want it to quickly... And I suppose you're eating the pastry with it, like you're dipping and eating. You're not going to get the chunks. But then you're just left with the empty shell. And no filling. Yeah.

I don't know what psychopath is doing that. I think it deserves the rating of minus 12. You just got to eat as you go. But unfortunately, it's just hot as all hell. You've got to crack a little hole in it and then just let that thing air out a bit and then go for it. I love seeing a drive-thru pie establishment, but my God, you've got to be careful. It's hard to drive through with that. You take...

That should be illegal. It's dangerous. It actually should be because you take a bite... I want my pie scalding hot. Yeah. But if I'm driving and I get a mouth full of chunky beef and it is scalding hot, too much. It's dangerous territory.

Bakes, steak and cheese, probably my go-to. Oh, delicious. Yeah. Delicious. I don't mind. A pepper beef. Yeah, pepper beef is good. Whatever like that.

Do you ever go, like, the rogue ones? Like butter chicken pies. or like, you know, I never get a fish pie. I don't muck with that. Oh, no. Are you crazy? You don't have a death wish. You know, I love me a farmer's market of a Sunday.

And there's this old couple, they do a great pie. And every time I say, I'll try something different. I'll try their butter chicken. I'll try the teakas. They're always. They're good, though. And I always, ah, pepper beef. You get to the front of the keog, yeah, pepper beef.

You know what you know with pies and you just like them. Because you don't want to waste your pie. I'm not having a pie a day. So when I do have a pie, I want to make sure that. pie slaps. There'd be people that are having pies a day.

For sure. I don't. I don't want to put, I was going to say, I don't want a stereotype but I think if you're in high viz. Trades.

There's a pie. They're genuinely actually punching pies every day. You know? 13, 10, 60. Yeah, pie, yeah, pie, mother and oak. If you have a pie

every day, call us. I thought I was like, and their mother. I'm like, Jesus, I'm putting the whole family in a box. Like a V.

Pie and a mother. In the pie and a mother. Which is a great, I hope they're trying new pies. If you were having a pie a day. They'd be experimental. You'd be experimenting.

Oh, sure. But don't be taking that lid off and using it as a spoon. I think we can all agree. Yeah, eat the pie like a normal person. That's heinous. Shall we play alpha box, though? We've got 10. How many pies?

Could you buy for 10,000? If you love pies, 13, 1060, call us. Or if you want to play alpha bucks and you eat a pie a day. Babs, that's who we're after. Babs, we want a desire to play and a pie a day. Hey, there you go. That's not. Ducco in the morning

Chess and Tacos 10K Alpha Bucks On hit Alfa Bugs You got 30 seconds 10 questions all starting with the same letter I'll have to make your first answer

Can not use the same answer twice If you're unsure of the question Just say pass We'll come back of course If there is time And we are playing for $10,000 Our player today Let's hope this man loves pies

We go to Aaron Gide Aaron Gide how you going You're a pie boy How many pies are you eating I've eaten a fair few of me lifetime Yeah Not a pie a day guy, though.

Nah, not a pie a day guy. What's your flavour of choice? It's usually like a honey chicken chili pie or something like that. Chicken chill. Honey chicken chili, fancy pants. I got a bit nerve with a chicken pie. I don't know if it's going to be too dry. I don't know where it's going to be sitting.

I'm going to have you over. You know what I made the other day? Chicken pot pie. Oh, chicken pot pie is good. That sounds good. Yeah. You win 10 grand. You and I go come over for a celebratory chicken pot pie.

Hell yeah. On me, okay? Nice. All right. What do you want to actually spend the money on? I'd like to get a reliable car from my kids and my partner. Okay. Love that for you.

Like a one car share org vibe or you get a couple. A couple. Yeah, oh, here it goes. Okay, that's very nice. Well, maybe you'll look at a DeW or a Daihatsu. Oh, yeah. Maybe a Dodge. Nah, nothing European.

Oh, well, Aaron, they start with D. He's a Ford man, baby. But I don't know, D, your letter's D. I just tried to think of car brands. I'll start with D. Yeah. Okay. No worries.

You're happy with the letter D? I'm happy with the letter D. He is a roll with the punches kind of fella. Your time will start after the question, Aaron. Let's do it. Starting with letter D. We need you to name. An animal.

Duck. A DJ. Drake. A country. Denmark. A board game. A school subject. A beauty brand

A flower daffodil An extinct animal A dinosaur A five-letter word Ducks A music Did you say ducks

He's double duck Yeah I said it twice I think you said duck I didn't say plural If you said ducks Ducks would have worked Ducks would have worked Different things to what you said

Totally. Hey, look, we came out strong. Came out strong with duck. Before I'd even finish the sentence. Duck. Duck. See you later. Next.

We got ourselves four there, Aaron. A DJ, you said Drake. Probably looking for David Getter. Drake's more of a musician. A board game could have been Dungeons and Dragons. A school subject, drama or dance. A beauty brand. Dove, drunk elephant?

I don't know that one. Drunk elephant, yes. Great packaging. There you go. Good packaging. And then a five-letter word could have been dance or ducks. Look, you don't get the money, but you do get $100 to spend cash all thanks to O'Brien. Oh, beautiful. You can put that in the car fund, Aaron.

Thank you very much. But no chicken pot pie for you. No pie. Sorry, brother. Ah, damn. No pie. No pie time. No pie time at Jessus house. But thanks for playing. Thank you very much. Thank you, Aaron. Thanks for joining the show. We play again 8 o'clock for $10,000 up next though. Here I go. For 48 hours, Ducko, I've told you. I've told you how to fight with my husband. You actually told me this on Friday. I did tell you this on Friday. But I've hung it over your head for a while.

Yeah. I said, I had a fight with my husband because he couldn't name something very personal to me. Yep. I think quite obvious. Yeah. Yeah, maybe got him at a bad moment. But I used the phrase, Ducko could do it. So I want you to prove me right next, brother.

Yeah, no, no, no at all. No pressure. I'm nervous. It's something we've discussed a lot. Oh, don't do that. You just have to tap in. to your memory. I shouldn't pit you and my husband against each other.

No. It's a lose-lose situation. For everyone. But I've done it. My husband and I had a fight because I asked him a question, a very personal question about his soulmate, i.e. yours truly. He failed to answer it.

If I'm honest, Ducko, he didn't even give it a freaking crack. And that's what upset me more. Yeah. And I pushed him and I pushed him and I pushed him. And then we kind of had a little tiff about it. But the cherry on top was, I said, Doc, who could do it? Oh, God, I'm nervous. So today, well, I tried to bring this to you yesterday, but you were operating suboptimal.

Low, yeah. You're operating low, giving you a night to rest. I have been seeing all over my Instagram feed, TikTok feed, there's some publication called Letterboxed. I've never heard a Letterboxed before, but somehow they're in my feed. And Letterboxed is always on the red carpet of movie pretext. They're in that space, all right? They always send a journalist out to interview the big stars. And you know, all these publications now, they want to go viral,

so they have sort of one question they ask every star they ever interview. Yeah, yeah. And the question they ask, every star that I keep seeing in my feed, is, hey, insert famous actor, actress, what are your top four favorite movies? This is one example for you, Ducko. Oh, I've got Emma Stone responding for you. All right, City Lights, it's my favorite film. I love Network, Mikey and Nikki.

I just saw it for the first time a couple weeks ago. Absolutely in love. Fireman's Ball is definitely one of my favorite movies of all time. Why didn't I prep in advance? So it's just them asking, that's just Emma Stone giving hers. They just rattle them off. I know two. I know two.

So Angus failed to answer this, Ducko. And I said, Ducko could do it. So Planet of the Apes. Or rise of the planet of the apes. You're already, you're already beating Angus. Are they two in there? Or they're just one? Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

But it's not the other one, not the sequel? No, no, no. Okay, so it's Rise of Plano the Apes. Correct. B movie. Brother, you're halfway there. Come on. I don't know.

I don't know what the other two would be. I'm trying to think, like, you've talked a lot of Disney movies. Yes. A lot of Disney movies. I'm in the realm. Like, Enanto? No. It'd be my top 10, but no.

Oh, geez. And you know what? I say Disney. It's a cartoon. I don't want to give you the bum steer. Yeah, yeah. Like, if you want to phone a friend, I reckon she'll like I could probably help you out with one.

It's one that we've... She made me watch it a few months ago, and I hated it. I know. There's so many she talks about on such a frequent basis that I can't... Like, what is it? I'll give you hint. Yeah. What is that hint?

You're touching... He's pulling his hair up and down, as though maybe a small, creature is sitting on his head manipulative. Oh, um, uh, ratatooie Ratatooie. Now, okay. The last one I have shared with you multiple times.

It's my comfort movie. I've watched it a lot if I'm not feeling well, if I'm hung over, which is rare. I actually played it. It's a, it's a quote I use a lot in real life. So it's a real movie. It's a real movie. Meryl Streep.

Oh. The cooking one. Oh. Anyway, you've already. done so much better than I guess. Julie and Julia. I wasn't going to get that. Mrs. Joy.

I was like, we've talked about that on the show. I always remember a B movie and Rise the Planet of the Aids. I thought they were your two. You're top two. Well, they are my top two. But the letterbox thing is top four. So I've watched Dakota Johnson, Chris Evans,

Pedro Pascal, Emma Stone. Yeah, you've watched everyone to do it. Everyone's letterbox is just everywhere asking these questions. Cynthia Arriva, are everyone. So I just turned to Angus in the car driving the other day. What's my top four favourite?

And he had had the week from hell. I don't think Lucia had slept that night. And he just, you know, he doesn't like to play games with me. But you... I knew you could... I've got one. That's a team effort. Well done.

Jess and Duckow. Right now, though. Well, this has been geared up as one of the most talked about segments on this show. I don't know if we're ready for it. Well, like I said, critic. calling this the most acclaimed radio setting there is. No one said that, please. Have we, have you straight?

I'm nervous. I've heard this is good. Shy guy isn't dressed nice enough for this. Sit up a bit straight. Okay. It's up there. Guys, here we go. Take it. men in my life. Ooh, okay.

Ducco and Shagai included. And my dad and my partner, everyone. Okay, all right. People don't listen to me. Here we go. And I don't know what it is. No, I will give you an example. Just wait.

Sorry, what did you say? Oh, Babs. And I don't know if it's me. Okay. I don't know if it happens to you, Jess, or if it happens to Morgan. You do it to Morgan, Ducko. Yeah. But for some reason, when I speak, people interrupt.

Or, like, just don't listen to me at all. We don't have the time. We don't have the time. And yesterday, I fully crashed out about it because it's happening a lot at work, especially with that man over there. Points at shy guy. Yeah. And it's not good.

Tell them what happened, Babson. Okay, yesterday, I will reenact what happened. So I'm sitting at my desk, so shy guy, and we can hear the radio playing above our heads. And they start talking about Tate McCrae and her song that was in the F1 movie. And I'm sitting there and I said to Shy Guy, oh, I still haven't seen. seen the F1 movie yet and he goes yeah okay five seconds later babs have you seen the F1 movie yet I said have you not been listening to me for the past like five minutes I'm fully just having conversations by myself did you just hear something come out of her mouth and go yeah yeah yeah

do you do that a lot apparently I've noticed he did it this morning too and I did this point you were right in front of it I didn't even know I did it yeah so I was talking to you about something serious we're not serious, but having a conversation and he cuts in and goes, oh, you sent an article about cattle sperm. And I was like, all right, I'll just stop talking now. But you're saying the men in your life, so your dad, your boyfriend.

So my dad, he does it to everyone, but often I'll be speaking and he'll cut it and just be like, oh, how's your car? And I'm like, Dad, I wasn't talking about that, but like, sure, yep, we'll talk about that instead. Was what I was saying, not that interesting? You're literally talking to your dad, making eye contact, and your boyfriend.

Yeah. Yeah, it must be my stories and not that interesting. But he would just cut in and be like, oh, did I tell you this happen the other day? I was like, all right, that's okay. I didn't want to talk about my day. Okay, I'm done with this. Yes, have I done it on to you? Not that I've clearly noticed at the moment.

I'm in a good way. You're on watch. I'm on Bad watch. I'll be listening. All the men in her life on notice, this is, I think, a universal. You think so? Let's draw a line down the sand. This is a universal female experience, Babs.

I got 10 years on your sis. So it happens to you. as well. Absolutely. And what you need to learn, how to barrel through. You keep freaking going. You call people out on it because unfortunately, it's going to keep happen and see it. I'll ask

Morgan sometimes something like, what are we doing that? And then she'll tell me the answer and I'll go, I'm sorry. What did you say the answer was again? I do that too. I know. I think sometimes Shagai just nods and says yes when I'm talking. You know what it is? I've also got headphones on. I'm editing audio.

And you just don't can. But I can do two things at once. You know what it is? I don't reckon you're saying enough confidence. Do you reckon? I reckon you're not coming in with, like, I think Jess will just steamroll and just keep rolling. I had to learn how to steamroll. I reckon right now you're just like dwindling.

I think it's a two-prong attack, perhaps. Not only do you need to learn how to steamroll, because unfortunately we do live in an age where, yes, there are many distractions and people have lost the art of conversation. I truly believe that. So you need to learn how to steamroll. And back yourself in and push through, but you also need to dish it back. Well, even I was thinking, you know how boss Jace with the fish tank? I asked for his permission.

And then our GM said, like, did you get permission to put it in? I said, yeah, I asked Jace. And he was like, no, you didn't. And I said, yes, I did. And he said, I was only half listening. No, see, I think he was full listening. I mean, he was just throwing you under a bus. Well, Jay's thinking for that.

Yeah, yeah, that's different. Interesting. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's been happening for a long time. Yeah. It's just like really been getting to them. When it's sung, it happened at work. more often now.

It's getting to you more. Last week, we bonded over our laser situation. And again, Babs, I feel this close to you. It's because you're starting to quote movies like Jess and people are just like, you're turning into chess. It's now just toning you out.

So what we're going to work on, Babs, is volume. We're going to increase your volume. We're going to increase the rate at which you speed. And yes, we're going to work on the steam roll. No one's going to ignore you against this. I've got you. We just can't hear tomorrow show. They still just be talking at each other.

Let's just be going around in circles. Good luck getting a word in, fellas. Jess and Ducco. 131060, can you tell me what you're using chat GPT for? And I don't just mean, as a Google replacement, asking it questions about the world. I mean, how is it helping you? I know I'm anti.

Convinced me otherwise. Yeah. Went out for dinner with some girlfriends on the weekend, Ducko, and the conversation turned to chat GPT. And one of my friends, and she said I could talk about this, but I'll use the pseudonym I've always given her when I do talk about her on the show. Oh, yeah. Corley. Corley told me that she is using chat GPT for fashion advice.

Oh. So there was an incident where she was getting ready for a night out, and she had sent an outfit or sent a picture of her outfit to some girlfriends. And none of the girlfriends got back to her quick enough that she had to make the decision on her own. That was one time they didn't get back to her quick enough. So the next time she wanted fashion advice, she went, you know he'll give me an instant reply? Chat GPT.

My boyfriend, chat GPT. So she is now submitting photos of her body dressed. Yeah. And saying things like, is this appropriate for work conference? Is this outfit good for a funeral? Oh. And it gives her responses like a friend would.

she's taken it to another level. She sent it a photo of her outfit and said, which jacket would best suit this outfit? And then sent three extra photos of the three options she had in her wardrobe. You've got to be thorough with Chat GPT. The more info, the better. And that's what I said. Why are you giving it so much information?

She goes, well, it needs context. She sent me the screenshot of what ChatGPT reply. Because I said, what did it say? Oh, option two. She went, no, no. For a boogie birthday dinner, here's the vibe. Check. The first jacket, the oversized navy blazer, casual but cool. It's a bit too relaxed maybe if the place is nice. The second jacket, the black one is sheet, clean, elevated. This is your most polished option.

The third jacket, the leather is edgy and flattering, gives a confident, cool girl energy. And then it gives you steps. If you want, I can give you a step outline of which one you should wear for, which jacket or, yeah, it'll give you like a plan. Would you like accessory, jewelry or handbag options as well? And I said, callie, you only gave your friends that one time and they didn't reply. And now you've wiped out your friends to give you this advice. Chat GPT has become your friend. She went, this is the world we live in dress. You're the one being left behind.

Yeah. But I said, I'm always on my phone. Text me. Fashion's funny because it's super subjective. And also, chat GPT might not, you know, fully understand the situation you're going to. Or it thinks it does, but it doesn't know. But, you know, at the same time, it's always pretty spot on. It blew me away at the dinner it got brought up

And another one of my girlfriends is doing a very complicated degree at uni And she's using it to like summarise stuff I went, isn't there going to be gaps in your knowledge now Because chat GPT summaries Doesn't actually know what you'll need to know in the real world Once you've completed it But everyone's doing it So we'll all have the same gaps

It's the same with schools though And like uni exams but school exams It's like they can't prove that you've used it So people are just doing it. The tech in reverse. Yeah, yeah. And it just freaks me out. It's replacing, I know there's a whole argument about replacing creativity and stuff,

but now it's replacing friends. Well, you draft, yeah. You can draft it for any, like, big work, like lots of work, emails. I've got a lot of mates who have to write reports and stuff, which normally would take them half a day, and they can get Chachy Pete to do it in half a second. Oh, my God, one of my girls is going, I'm time poor. Oh, we're all freaking time poor.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But now we're losing problem solving, creativity. A recognition. Less people will go to uni soon. Because it'll be like, well, what's the point in doing that? I can get a summary of how to be a lawyer. 100%. From chat GPT.

I'll go to defend myself. You can put into chat GPT, make me a fun radio game based off X, Y, Z, and it will come up with an idea. And it might not be good. You know, you might not like it. But you can still do it for stuff like that. Shagga, I know you've done some chat GPTing. He's a GROC guy. What's GROC?

GROC is the Elon Musk version. It's less political. Yeah, GROC doesn't, it blows the lines. Yeah, yeah. Chatschip doesn't hear about copyright, so. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. What are people?

Google also has one called Gemini. No one really uses it, but it's there. Google has, yeah, Google AI now. When you Google anything and it pops up straight away with like that first, like, it scans the internet and gives you that sentence. I feel so geriatric, Ducco. Like, genuinely. I'm out here just reading stuff in its entirety, asking my friends for advice.

No one's doing it anymore. Well, the top things that people are doing on chat. Chip-a-T, right? So coding is a big one. It's like 30% of it. The other thing is they ask a question of something hard or hard to understand, and then they follow that up with a prompt that says, explain it to me like I'm five.

Oh, yeah. So it just makes everything easy. And that's a top prompt. The other thing is like meal planning and also emotional support. What does emotional support? Mainly in relationships. Yeah. Like Babs, for example, you know, when she has the 3 PM tears.

So instead of paying a therapy. Yeah, yeah, chat GPT does it. I'm sad because my boyfriend's not listening to me. Medical advice, it'll do all that. I am, you know, not always right, but... I'm a celebrant for a couple in September, and I got their questionnaire back the other day, and one of the questions I asked my couples is,

what's the silliest thing you fought over, and how do you settle a difference of opinion? And she wrote, we asked chat GPT, and whoever chat GPT agrees with, we give it what I want to do, what he wants to do. Oh, yeah. We have to do what it says. I'm like, what?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you mean? But then chat's got their history of conversations, so we can take that into account. It does. And it has all your conversation histories in there. And so, like, I've got it. I use it a lot for, like, like, NFL fantasy teams and things like that or sport things. To give you advice on the move you should make.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, exactly. And it will tell you things like that. I know, I'm, I know we've probably gone through a lot of options here. Are you using it for something? But what are you using it for? What are you using it for? A friend of mine could never plant anything, like, as in, like, would kill everything.

and use chat GPT and it has a thriving garden. You know? 13, 1060. Muti will be on chat GPT in a matter of years. You need to. There'll be chat GPT for kids as soon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like they did for YouTube.

Yeah. Yes. It probably will be. But yeah, the weird things are using chat GPT for. What are you using it for? What is it replaced in your life? This guy's obviously replaced Jamie Dury because now he doesn't need him to teach him how to garden.

My friend has replaced all her friends because she asks chat GPT for fashion advice. Passion device is a funny one because I feel like it's super subjective, but yeah, yeah. Exactly, that's my... 13, 1060. Oh, captions, people get it to write its captions. Oh, absolutely. Funny, witty things. Yeah.

The amount of speeches, like wedding speeches. Oh, you can pick us. Best man speeches. You can pick those, can't you? Oh, people use it all the time. 131060, I'd love to know. What are you using chat GPT or GROC or the Google one? Gemino.

Yeah. Scare Jess. What are you using it for? What are you using it for? That cool fame prize, up for grabs. We'll get you on our next. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko

Right now 131060 We're talking what do you use chat GPT for And I don't just mean In lieu of Google these days You ask chat GPT For the answer for your question How is it quote unquote Helping you

Because a friend of mine, good friend of mine Cooley She's replacing her friends And I know Cooley's listening She's about to start dating her chat GPT By the sounds of it Well She's rendering humans obsolete

She said she asks it for fashion advice. I said, Cooley, that's what your friends are for. She went, hey, sometimes I send my friends an outfit of a morning. Give them a 15-minute window. They don't reply. Chat-G-T, instant. I said, well, you've never done that to me. Cawley, I bet you I could reply fast enough, so you don't have to turn to a robot.

She just texts me. You've got 15 seconds. I said, I love you in yellow. Got her. Got her. She goes you in this round. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The thing is, you know, chat GPT is relentless, but people are using it for all sorts of interesting things.

sorts of interesting things, and I know I am often on the wrong side of the tech history. I am not an early adopter by any means. It's very late to get an iPhone. Very late to switch MySpace to Facebook. What are you using ChatGPT for? Bab, someone had to leave us, but my God, this is pretty hectic. Yeah, Amber hung up, but her mum

used it to write her dad's eulogy. See, that's too personal. Like, I mean, that's too personal to get Chat, GPD. Like, a eulogies, whatever you want to make it about that person. We talked about captions, Ducko. Everyone's using it.

A lot of businesses these days, using it to write captions with the excuse of, I don't have time. I can tell a robot wrote that. It's not human because no more proof reads or tweaks. Yeah, yeah. God, I hope the mum tweaked the eulogy. Do you know what I mean?

Oh, yeah. Because what's a drawing from? Just eulogies that are on the internet? Yeah, and then you've got to give the information about the person. So it'd be like, he loves birds and, you know. That's my thing. If you've got to put all these prompts in anyway, why don't you just write the thing?

See if I can write a eulogy for you based off chat GPT. We'll do that tomorrow. Yeah, well, yeah. But Gemma's called in on 131060. Gemma, what are you using chat GPT for? I used GPT to design a tattoo. Oh, yeah. Did it do a good job?

Well, initially I had to put a very big description in about what I wanted. And then there was a couple of times I had to put in some, more information for it to design it, but it actually did really well. But Gemma, could you not have given all that information to a human tattoo artist? Yeah, but that takes time. At least I could go with this photo.

Roll in, here you go, this one, please. Oh, my God, where are you? Yeah, and there were still some changes that I'll need to it, but at least they've got my ideas on paper to draw it. Gemma just got GPT on her calf. See, that's my thing, Ducko. Yeah. That's my thing.

It's, we're going to get so reliant on it. We're not even going to notice when it starts playing funny buggers. Because we're like, just eat what it gives me. And then it's worked GPT into the tattoo. Oh, Kirsty, what are you using it for? I use it for travel. So I put in Gemini all the places that I want to go to, and it gives me the flights, accommodation, what to see in that town, where to stay.

What do you mean? You tell it you're a Gemini. And what it should do? No, no, no. I used Geminiite. Oh, that's that one. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, what's your star sign?

What's your star sign? What's your star sign? Got to do with your holiday? Um, Kirsty, I ask you this question, could you not go to Flight Centre and talk to a human being or your friends who have maybe been to those places and get advice? I could, but like, who's going to be available at 11 o'clock at night when I'm thinking these things?

Yeah, that's true. You can do it in the comfort of your own bed. God forbid you wait till 7 when your friend wakes up. Meg, what are you using? for? Hi, I use it to create songs. You an artist, a musician. No, no, not

in any way or form. So I might have a group of girlfriends that I want to write a special song about so I put all the information about the girls in there individually and then it will come up with some words and then from there I copy and paste that into AI music and add

a tune to it and it's fantastic. I've did so much fun. Is this just a little fun thing for a girl's night out, you're just making a... Yeah, you can do it for anything. I'm going to just go back to the lady who wrote the eulogy one. I actually asked it to do a song for my dad who passed, and it was beautiful because I was able to put all the personal things in there

that I couldn't find another song that would work for me. And it was very personal, and it was beautiful. It was exactly what I wanted, so I was able to play that for him. Wow. The eulogy for your dad, the song. That is wild. Yeah. Okay.

Claire. Taylor Swift, this might be your last album. Well, it's how far it'll go, you know. Exactly. When we're dipping into creative stuff, it gives me the shivers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Claire? Yes.

What are you using it for? I use it in Uber's to translate when they're on the phone talking in their own room with. Yes, Claire. That is great. Oh, my God. Has anyone ever been talking? about you? No, thankfully.

That's wild. So you can know what the... Do they get off the phone then? You can say like, oh, okay. So how was the insert what they were saying? Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty funny when you find out what they're talking about.

I bet it is. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's an interesting one. Because I guess it's one of those things like, you're eavesdropping. But you're in the car and they're talking out. Like, if it was in English, you would understand, I guess. Yeah, yeah. Oh, Claire, that's crazy.

I didn't know. Wow, and it's how instantaneous. Yeah, right in the moment. So it's giving you a transcript in real time. Yeah, it gives you a full transcript. Wow. No one's safe. Nothing is safe.

Your eulogy on the show tomorrow, though, from Chat, G.P. I'm sure it's going to be really personal and heartfelt. Show, I go, you create the music for the eulogy through music AI, and I'll create the words. Well, we need the words first, but we can absolutely do that. Yeah, yeah. You've already given, you've written me a eulogy a couple of years ago. That was a beautiful eulogy. I know. Whenever I, like, I hosted an event or MC, whatever, I'll still just write it myself because I still want to be, like, personal and creative, whatever.

But, you know, because sometimes if, like, ChachyPT gets there, but doesn't fully hit the mark. Totally. Yeah. Oh, God. All right, we'll do that tomorrow about this time. Yeah. Jess is a death. My cause of death will be the robots.

So it fits that they write my knowledge. Jess and Ducko. You know, I ducked over. Talkio, cheat, chill. Cross the Dutch. Oh, so do. went to New Zealand, the holiday a couple weeks ago. Well, there was no holiday.

Oh, yeah, because there was a child. Yeah, well, yes, that too. And also was professionally developing. But you know that I'm... Like, I don't think Handy would be in my eulogy when someone writes that about me. Yeah, I could give chat GPT all the prompts. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it would know... It would still say no. Ducco and Handy, not in the same centre. Yeah. Are you pretty good with a hatchet? I'm great with a little hatchet. You need to chop a little bit of wood for your bougie fire pit. Great at an axe throw.

Great and a hatchet. Match it throw. Bang, see you later. Yeah, but that's sport. Yeah. Building things, not my forte. But I knew going to New Zealand, when we had to go there, obviously it's snowing, it's cold. You have snow chains on a car. For those that have done snow chains before, it is like a massive chain with like a rubber part at the top. You literally put it behind the tire, have to buckle at the top,

then you've got to clip the front straps around the front of the tire. Is there any element of you have to drive over them? You drive forward to straighten it, and you retighten it. haven't touched trains for a long way. Yeah. So we went over there. It hadn't been snowing much. And I thought, great.

When we drive up the mountains, you know, we're going to be fine. The day before we drive, it drops, it plummets, and it rains, so it snows. And I'd also just come down with like a classic trip holiday flu. So I'm pretty sick. I'm sleeping in a separate room to flow on Morgan. I'm not well. I'm achy. I'm weak, you know, all the good stuff.

And you've got a what big drive ahead of you? We've got a big drive coming. that afternoon and Morgan's like we might need snow chains I said okay well I've YouTube did I'm pretty sure I know how to do and she goes I think you need to practice I don't want to get to the mountain

that's not a bad call from Morgan but it's also you can't drive on them without the snow right like you can't just be driving around the Woolworth's car park this is what I didn't I didn't realize I know I said it had been about a decade I still remember that is a key component

No one in my YouTube told me that. ChatGPT wasn't there for me then, was it? I told you to call my mom. I know I was going to. But, you know, international call fees, etc. Vodafone, not cool. Yeah, yeah, photophone was like, New Zealand didn't even accept my roaming. It's like, Vodafone.

What's that? Is that made up? So I put the chains on in the driveway, concrete driveway. Sure. Get a chain on, and I saw the guy in the video. So yeah, drive forward to straighten it. I'd actually done a really good job getting it on. And I was like, Morgan, I think I've got it on.

Like, how good it? is this. I'll drive it forward and I'll just tighten it up. I drive it forward and I hear a crack. And then as soon as I did it, I was like, you moron, you are driving on concrete on a metal chain. Like, what did you think was going to happen? It's not a great combination. I want to outline, I was sick. I wasn't well. Is that why you told me that little tip of it? Yeah, yeah. Not a lot of blood flow through the brain. I'm snorting out like green mucus as I'm doing this. And Morgan's inside with a crying child and she's yelling at me, and I'm just trying to get the chains on, and just a great holiday.

Yep. And as I get out of the car. I don't know how you squeezed in any professional development. I know you did, but wow. Thank you so much. As I get back out and look at the chain, I've bent the buckle so bad because I've driven over and bent it, that I can't get it off. Now you can't latch it on.

I can't get it off. And I'm like, in the driveway, just like, oh my God. Wait, so was it on the tire? Yes, it's around the tire, and there's like a little bus. all that. It's like a clip, I suppose. Of course. And I just, it was so bent, I couldn't get it off. So I thought, well, what if, what if I reverse?

Could I reverse the situation by literally reversing the car? If I go back and do what, just what I did, but in reverse. It's not going to make it worse. It'll make it better. It'll fix it. Didn't, obviously. I'm an idiot. Now you've punctured the tire.

And then Morgan comes down and she's like, why would you drive? And I was like, well, you're not putting the freaking chains on, are you, okay? The bloke on the youth. This is where you leave a bad review on the YouTube video. Yeah, 100%. It took me so long to have to get like, we had to get like plies and stuff like that and have the Airbnb to try and bend it

to then unhook it. And the chains obviously were busted. Oh my God. I imagine that Airbnb host when you DM going, have you got a toolkit? They're going like, what's he broken in the house?

No, no. Just the snow chains. Just the snow chains. And then as we drive up, we get up there, it was totally fine. Did not need a single snow chain. And I'll...

You would have been praying for snow. I need to prove that these are worthwhile. You know what? Even the dumber. And I realize how dumbness sounds. You understand. It was first trip with a child. We just want to thinking that straight.

We get to my cousin's house who lives up the mountain. And they're like, why don't you just Google the past? Because it tells you if you need snow chains or not online. And I was like, well, how does that information help me now? Jess and Ducko. One of our favorite days of the year. It's always a big day. The Cambridge Dictionary has come out and officially welcomed 6,000 new words.

6,000? It's a few, hey. That's a lot of words. When you hear some of these words, though, you'll understand this is ridiculous, because it's a wave of news slang inspired by social media and influences. So these words have grown in use across socials and mainstream and media and beyond. Gone are the days where they were reputable submissions like Bootylicious. Now we'll just take anything.

How thick can this dictionary be? Well, what about this one? You can thank the Prime Minister for this one. DeLulu, from the word delusional. Oh, as in Albo? He said delulu with no solulu one time. And so now it's a word. Our PM said,

They're delulu with no soul. DeLulu. Ducco. He may as well punch himself in the face. Absolutely. Who are you trying to appeal to, Albo? Yeah. DeLulu made it.

Did Salulu? No, just DeLulu for now. How about DeLulu, but not Salulu? Not sure. I'll have a word to Colin McIntosh, the lexical program manager at Cambridge. What a headline. He's LinkedIn.

He also said, I believe these words will not just be a flash in the pan. We only have words that we think have staying power. Ah, so Solulu did not. Just DeLulu. But DeLulu did. What about Lululu? Oh, like, you're serving a look today. L-E-W-K, which is a play in the word look meaning a particular style, fashion, or outfit.

I don't quite understand that. Babs, she's always throwing lukes. You know, she's not just wearing an outfit, ducco. She's got a whole look. I thought her look was a bit delulu. And there ain't no solulu. Oh, my God. She would talk like that all the time.

Oh, my God. A trad wife is one, which is the short noun for traditional wife, women who stays at home, cooking and cleaning and taking care of the children. Very controversial. This one I've never heard of, and I might botch it. Broliaki. It's a blend of bro and oliyaki, which refers to a small group of men, especially those in tech who are rich and powerful. Is this like Musk and Musk and Brolyaki, baby?

It's like shy guy and me, we're the broliarchy. You know what I mean? Of course. It's the people who stood behind Trump at his inauguration. I just chat, GPT. Yeah, genuinely. I've not heard that one either. Okay.

Work wife and work spouse is one. Yep. I'm surprised that's taken so long. I feel like that's been in the vocab casually for a long time. And then the other one, that's probably more controversial, inspo, which is just short for inspiration. Like when we've got inspiration in the dictionary,

did we need to submit inspo? Now we're just adding nicknames. At shorter words. Exactly. It feels a bit ridiculous. At least Beyonce made up a whole new word in Bootylicious. So true. Now we're just mucking with English.

DeLulu from delusional. Inspo from inspirational. Come on. Come on. Tradwife from traditional wife. Yeah. So it just feels like words are just getting. shorter and we're now adding him in the dictionary

and they're just going to be abbreviated versions of words. Exactly, exactly. To keep this guy employed. Like without doing this every year. What's he doing with this year? Do you think this is just the way to update to keep the dictionary cool? I mean, we're talking about it. We don't talk about the dictionary 363 days of the year. So true. But once a year

we do. Well, and we do. We've got no Dululu with it. No Dululu. Anyway, if you want some casual. That'd be a great... I'm going to really try and get salulu in next year. We just keep saying it more. saying, putting it out. Will it catch on?

Whatever your problems are, the salulu probably would be $10,000. Oh, yeah. We're the only ones with it. Could you join the broliarchy with 10K? Ooh, maybe you need 10 grand for your startup. Oh, invest in crypto. That would get you in the broliarchy. Get win the 10K, put it all in crypto, get millions, broliarchy.

What a salulu. Shag I use Luke in a sentence. Luke, yeah, Shaga, use Luke. No. It's just weird. I don't have a lid Because I'm wearing super dry There he is

131060 alpha bucks Get on we'll play you next You're talking about Jess and ducco in the morning Jess and ducco's 10K alpha bucks On hit You have 30 seconds To answer 10 questions

All starting with the same letter I have to tell your first answer You cannot use the same answer twice And if you're unsure of the question Just say pass We come back of course If there is time We're playing for 10K.

Our player today is Josh. Good morning, Josh. Morning, guys. How are you? Josh, we're very good. We're excited at the opportunity to give you $10,000. Oh, yeah. How are you feeling?

I'm pretty confident. How do you normally go when you play along, Joshie? Yeah, pretty good. Pretty good. Okay. How do you go with the vowels, Josh? Yeah, that's probably the hardest. Oh, well, I'm so sorry.

I've been practicing. Good. What do you want to spend to spend? 10 grand on before I give you which vowel you'll play with today. I'm turning 40 at the end of the week, and we're off to New Zealand, so it'd be great to put towards that. Yeah. Giorga.

Get your snow chains ready, Josh. Don't drive them on concrete. I don't know if you'll have any recommendations to give Josh Docker, because I know you're flat chat with your professional development. I was working over. It was a business trip, for sure. But maybe you can, if he wins, you take it off air and give him some recommendations. Yeah, okay.

Josh, the vowel that stands between you and an epic trip across the ditch. is O. O for, oh, my God. Josh, just won 10 grand. Oh, my God. Hopefully. Oh, my God. Okay, Joshie. You're ready? Yep. Let's rip in. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with letter O, we need you to name. A drink. Orange juice.

A hobby. Pass. A flower. Pass. An adjective. Pass. A beauty brand. O'Lay.

A shape. Oval. A celebrity. Olivia Newton, John. An animated film. Oscar the Grouch. An occupation. Officer.

A gemstone. Oval. After the buzzer there, Genson, which would have got you seven. You know, we came home with a wet sail. Did very well there, Josh. We were streaming home. The hobby flower and adjective. of three passes in a row, never a good sign.

A tough, a tough little patch there. Hobby could have been origami, a flower orchard and an adjective. That's a tough one. Outstanding, organised, originals in there. Describe the word. Yeah. Josh, a valiant effort. Very good.

Thank you. All good. You don't go away empty-handed though, Josh. He's $100 cash, all thanks to the Legends at O'Brien. That is all yours. Awesome. Thank you. Thank you, Josh.

Happy 40th for the end of the week. Thanks, guys. Thanks, legend. Up next. More chances of that call of fame. Oh, my God. VIP ringside tickets to the Spiegel tent. One hell of a show you'll never forget.

Plus the overnight accommodation at our favourite Crystal Brook Kingsley. We're asking what weird thing you do in the car? Because my friend revealed something that she did when she goes for long drives. And it is bizarre. Never heard of it before. Bizarre. Jess and Ducko. What weird thing are you doing in your car?

Besides driving. Yeah. What else you do? So my friend revealed something to us. Nail and I, we're at dinner. And she said to us, uh, on long drives,

which she has to do sort of regularly, what she'll do is she will plug her phone in. So it's playing, but she doesn't listen to music while she's driving. She listens to Disney movies. So she'll put her phone in. She'll play a Disney movie. Like off YouTube or the Netflix app or something?

Like Disney Plus. Okay. And she'll just play the movie. So the whole movie's playing. Play. You should you be first? Because I'm a lady. That's why.

You're not a lady. You're nothing but a sister. Old school. Aristocats. I gave you a variety. So she could have intentionally... There you go. She could...

Oh, no, this aristocrats would have a slap for someone out there. Yeah, yeah. So technically the screen would be playing it, right? Yeah. But I'm sure it's face down. Yeah. She's just listening to the audio. Exactly.

She's not watching the movie. No. The phone is just sitting there playing. playing face down, she's driving along and she talks all the words. So she loves the movies. Oh, so her favourite movies. Yes. So she loves the Disney movie so much.

She'll just listen and just sing along, talk along, and it gets her through the drives. Because whilst the Disney movies all have brilliant soundtracks, particularly some of the modern ones, yeah, could be over in an hour. Probably less. Whereas if you can actually have the whole movie playing, you get the dialogue and the songs and you've got company for maybe, maybe two hours. Exactly. Of your journey. She genuinely was like, oh, because she was about to go on a drive after that dinner. What did she have queued up, do you know?

I'm not sure what Disney movie it was. But she goes, I look forward to it. Like, I actually look forward to driving because it's so much fun. I love Disney movies. It makes the drive go quicker. I love this idea. I thought you might. I couldn't think of anything worse because you're not actually seeing the movie.

You're only hearing it. But that's why I like it. They're tried and tested classic. She's not trying to watch the new Moana 2. No. She's like, I know Moana 1. I can visualize a. it in my head, and then I've got, you know, the rock for company the whole way.

Exactly. Oh, I love this. I just found it so strange to do that. My dad, I mean, you wonder where I get some of this stuff from. Whilst driving makes lunch. So he will buy a bread roll, have gone to the deli and got 200 grams of prosciutto, maybe a bit of pro bono. 600 grams. Well, maybe it's for the week, fair.

But on his lap, we'll build the sandwich while he's driving. while on the part of the car's a role. And I remember looking, I'm going, you are, this is an unbelievable skill. I don't think I'd recommend it. In fact, he's not done it for a while. In fact, I think he doesn't like me talking about this because I think you're meant to do it. In fact, it might be. I'm going to take it all back.

Just the guy I know. Someone did it. But yes, like making a full lunch in the car. And look, maybe you're not even driving. Maybe it's something you do in the passenger sea, the back seat, whatever it may be. Totally. But what weird thing are you doing is? in the car.

I've been stopped at lights and watched a woman on the car next to me, apply eyeliner. I'm like, if you got rear-ended in this moment, all I could think was about that pencil going into her eyeball. That would be ridiculous. So insane. Yeah.

So insane. But I mean, we're all time, Paul, allegedly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So what are you doing in the car? Yes, as a driver or as a passenger. Maybe it makes the trip go quicker. Yes. Whatever it may be. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducco

131060 you're asking What weird thing Are you doing in your car? I love what your friend's doing Don't call it weird It is genius It's safe It's not hurting anyone

It is safe So she puts her phone in And she's not listening to music But she puts a full movie on She's not watching the movie She listens to the movie On Long Drives Because she's seen them so many times

And loves them She knows exactly where she'll be in the movie On that drive Oh my God So she'll know When maybe her favourite Disney song kicks in Or when the crescendo of the film

is happening. Maybe that's a tough part of the drive she needs to get through it. Exactly. And she just gets excited by it. I thought that... I would be more annoyed by not being able to watch, you know? But like your favourite movie, can't you say it in your head? Yeah. Or no, would you just be too tempted maybe to... Too tempted, to want to see it, I think. It's a bit of willpower, but good on her. I love the idea of it.

So we thought, yeah, what weird thing you're doing in your car? Can you top that? Julie, good morning to you. Good morning, how are you? Great, babe. Besides driving, What are you doing in the car? Well, I couldn't do it now, a 60-year-old body, but with a 20-year-old body, I played netball in Nelson Bay, left Newcastle work, had three-quarters an hour to get on the court,

completely changed from out of business clothes in the car. The only thing I couldn't do, but I'm sure I attempted it was tie my shoelaces. Okay, even if you put the seat all the way back, maybe need a bit more space. I've had to tie shoelaces at lights. You get to lights, bang. This is wide driving.

Yeah, but it's hard to get your knees. Hang on, hang on. It is. It is. You're in motion, Julie, taking your pants off, putting your skirt on? Yes. Oh, my God. That is, that is.

It's a real skill. I don't know now how I did it, of course. That's crazy. Body moves in different ways. Very limbaugh. I thought Julie was saying something else. I was just talking about taking her clothes off. I'm like, oh, damn, Julie.

Come on, Julie. Rose on 13, 1060. What were your thing you doing in your car, Rose? My previous job, I used to do a lot of long distance driving, So I could make a full cup of tea out of a furnace, keel, or coffee, put it in the cup, milk, put a lid on, all about spilling a drop. Oh, my God.

We are talking scalding, boiling hot water rose. Don't many times, both as a driver and a passenger. Oh, no, I would never even attend. No, wow. I still do it as a passenger, but not so I don't do as a driver anymore, too. The high pressure of the boiling tea. Oh, your poor cross. I'm going, please don't scold me.

Hannah, what are you doing in the car? Hello. I have been, I procrastinate a lot with doing my dental hygiene and don't make time for it. So I keep my floss picks in the car and do my flossing while I drive. So I like keep on top of it. Oh my God. Okay, if you can't find time to do it at home, well, flossing is so hard to do, though. Like, it requires so much dexterity.

I guess she's just got those little sticks, though. So she's just doing a little poke through. It wouldn't work between my feelings, though. It takes so long to get a little out. And are you flicking the bits, are you flicking the bits you find in between the teeth just like on the steering wheel? Well, I always have, like, spare napkins in the car.

So I make sure I wipe it, it's all good. She tidies up. Hannah's car is her bathroom. This is... She's got everything she needs in there. Very good, Hannah. Elise, good morning. Hello.

Sorry, Elise, Alice. Yeah, Elise. Elise, yes. What did your husband used to do in the car? He used to. Roll rollies. Okay. So roll a full siggy.

So what is he driving with his knees? Because that's a two-handed job, right? Yeah, I think so. I don't know. Oh, she's like, oh, nothing to do with it. Hey, we're not saying this is right. No, no, you shouldn't. I mean, you fucking want to say it's wrong.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rolling rollies in the car. That is such a fine motor skill job. That's a two-handed job, absolutely. I can't. Alisa just fully regretted it. She's like, she's like, he then lit up. He just had to get that done by the time he got out of the car.

Well, that was the next phase, for sure. Jess and Ducko. Now, we've been waiting for this game. Geez, for 24 hours. I've been working hard on it. Babs and I, been working hard on it. You, every Tuesday, actually, give us a sneak peek at your trivia that you'll be presenting tonight. And I always like it.

I love, you know, general knowledge stuff. weeks ago, one of your segments was going to be Taylor Swift lyrics or Bible. Yep. And a seed was planted, duck. Oh, I went, well, we've already done Taylor Swift or Bible. What else can we do? I said, who's one of the great lyricists of our age that you might get confused? Could that be the Bible or could it be?

Mr. Worldwide. Up next, the debut, Bull or Bible? Bull or Bible? Can you pick the Bible lyric from the Pipple lyrics? Yes. And being a Eucharistic minister and friend of the Pope, their stakes couldn't be higher, Dukkah. Oh, mate, you know me.

Shy guy's got a free pass because we know he's going to hell. But you, you better get this seven from seven. It was a the Pope! I will. Or Leo will never come on the show. I've been working on getting him, too, we're close. I know, so this will prove your loyalty. Okay, I'm looking forward to this. Stick around.

We'll do it after this new track, which if you have kids, I suppose, you'll understand that the Netflix film K-pop Demon Hunters. I was at my nieces and nephews place yesterday. or Sunday, they were watching this. And I was like, what is this trash heap? I am seeing the headlines for this everywhere. Oh, my God.

It is, I don't really understand. It's like a fake K-pop band that hunt demons. But the fake K-pop band now has an actual song in the playlist. Yep. It's about a super group that sells out stadiums by day and secretly fights as demon hunters by nut. Oh, it's giving Buffy. Yeah, Hunter.

Hunter X is the group. Huntrix. Ah, whatever, mate. We're going to E.J. and Audrey New Nut and Remy. It's called Goals. I got you. It's hit breakfast. I was a goal.

Jess and Ducco. Huntrix. E.J. Audrey Noona. Riyami. It's Golden from the K-pop film, Demon Hunters. Hit Breakfast. I'm glad we play that. Chess and Ducco at 839.

Hey, it's time for this. In the name of the father and of the son and the holy Mr. World Warwick. Bulls or Bible. Everyone's getting. Hearing up for Friday's Live, Ducko. Of course, Mariah Carey, Tiny Tempa, Lil' John, Whiskoliva and our guy. Pitbull.

Ms. Wilbart. Mr. Worldwide. Okay. When we think of Mr. Worldwide, you think, obviously, absolute classic, heartfelt, deep lyrics could be confused. Maybe with passages from the Bible. That's what I'm going to test you today. So it's either a pit bull, lyric or it's something Christ himself has said. It's either Bull or Bible, baby.

I love it. Your first passage. Shy Guy, feel. free to chip in and play along at home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. O4-8-8-106-9. The inaugural, could it be back? Game of Bull or Bible.

I saw, I came, I conquered. Wow. Or should I say, I saw, I conquered. I came. Feels pit-bole-y. It feels pit-poly to me. It's from Fireball. Oh.

Fabool. I saw I came my conquered, or should I say I saw, You're on the board, Ducco? Okay, well done. Okay, okay. For anyone who doesn't know, Ducco, moonlighted as a Eucharistic minister in his youth. He's got a direct connection.

Yeah, to the Mount above. To the Pope. Yeah. You better get all of these right. You're on a good start. I know. I've been around the world like the sun. I've seen more breast than a newborn son.

Oh, geez, this could be either. I've been around the world like... The sun. I've seen more breast than a newborn son. I've seen more breast than a newborn son. See, it still feels pit-poly to me. Bang on, it's from this song. You know, shakes in your own every place is.

Good. Okay. It's funny because it could have been something the Bible said. Absolutely, because breast, you know, it's the proper word. Obviously. And been around the word like the sun, like the son of God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not going to be easy.

guys your lips are like a scarlet thread yeah and your mouth is lovely your temples are like a slice of pomegranate behind your veil bull or bible say it one more time your lips are like a scarlet thread and your mouth is lovely your temples are like a slice of pomegranate behind your veil Bull or Bible Bull Wrong That is from the Song of Songs Chapter 4 verse 1

Oh Darko Damn Bible baby I'm kind of say it back in my head Really fast I know I can know

That doesn't work But also It really could have been a lyric too Absolutely it could Okay This is for anybody Going through

Tough times Believe me Being there done that. But every day above ground is a great day remember that. This for everybody

going through tough times Yeah I'm sorry What a song Yeah he does have some great quotes His Instagram is all just quotes He's deep man Yeah

One night To watch the world unite Two sides One fight And one million eyes Full heart Is going to work so hard Buller Bible

Buller Bible Your voice is really putting me off Because you're changing your tone so much I'm like Bull or Bible That one I don't know I don't have an inkling either way I'd say bull

You reckon pit bull? Do you want to back him in? I'm going to say Bible Ah it's bull Damn it Chaga knows all his songs He does Okay

This is for the world card This one? It was, yes. We'll circle back. Oh, yeah, very good. Two more for you. Okay. There, she lusted after her lovers,

whose genitals were like those of donkeys, and whose omission was like that of horses. Bull or Bible? Ball! Bible! What is? Ezekiel? What?

Say that again? There, she lusted after her. her lovers whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose submission. I had to read the whole Bible. She loves her up with some men with massive paint. It's in the Bible, baby. I'm not going to read the Bible more often. Old Testament.

This just sounds like one of Babs' book. One more. Can you do Book Talk? Book Talk box in the Bible? Yeah, that's fun. Oh, no. What testament was so old? Old.

Oh, I'm a new guy. Ezekiel, baby. Oh, damn it. Last one. Okay. Come on, man. Yeah, I know. That's funny.

Well, you've lost 100%, but let's bring it back. Come on. I can get, I can get what? 75. Yes, yes. You're going for a B plus. Okay. One day, while my light is glowing, I'll be in my castle, golden.

But until the gates are open, I want to feel this moment. Pipple. Yeah. Christina. It's actually shocking me how much shy guy knows the passages of Pipple. Oh, I thought you're going to say how deep. Pipple is it. Pipple's deeper than the Bible.

It is. Jess and Ducko Tuesday morning team Rapping up It's been a fun proceedings this morning Absolutely Launched a new game Bull or Bible

Whilst I think we may have exhausted Pit Bull lyrics Comparing them to passages in the Bible Can you pick Where they came from? Yep What'd you think? Bit of fun

Want to do it again? I enjoyed it Maybe we'll do Lil John or the Bible We'd do it again with different arts There's a few artists A lot of artists and Bible lyrics Would be close Particularly this day in age

Just about Katie Perry in the Bible. Oh, jeez. We have got Friday's Live tickets coming up, so maybe we can tie it in with that giveaway and do Friday's Live artists. Oh, me, Mariah or the Bible. That would be good.

That would be good. Tiny Temper. Tiny Temper or the Bible? Sparksy or the Bible? Yeah, so it writes itself. Sparksy or the Savior? No, we can't change the name. No, no.

Oh, doing it's always going to be Bull or Bible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Buller Bible, Taylor Swift Edition. Yeah, exactly. Well, workshop. Yeah. But thank you for getting involved. I'm playing along.

Swift or Psalms. That's itself, you know. Sick. I'm surprised. There was a passage in that Bible thing you read out before about people having donkey peens. That's right. Giant shlongs. Imagine reading that one at a mass.

Don't worry about your Sarah J. Maas' sexy fairy books. The Old Testament. Add a lot of that. You're going to get home and read it. Oh, someone texting on the text as well. Just wanted to thank you. guys for rocking school drop-off at the song Golden Love Danny.

That's that K-pop Demon Hunters. Like I said, I'm glad we played it. You're very welcome, Danny. I hope you and the children liked it. Bizarre movie. I need to watch it. I just don't know what people are talking about. You might like it.

You said it's cartoons, right? Yeah, it's like anime. Someone else texted in 04-8-18-106. I recently used a resignation letter for the new job. Oh, use chat GPT. And an application letter for the new job I got. I resigned and I got the job.

Jody. We talked earlier about. my friend who's replacing her friends with ChatGPT asking for fashion advice and it made me sad. Tomorrow on the show, everyone's using it for something. On the show tomorrow, we got Jess's eulogy written by ChatGipT. And performed by Music AI. Yes. Two Rice Cookers said they've used it to write eulogies and that made me sad.

So unperson. I've already done it for you for your eulogy. But you were giggling making your oats before. I did it in the show and I gave it a lot of prompts and stuff, but it's actually pretty funny. Look me in the eye. Could you ducko the brain? Done it better? Or maybe, but it would have been more personal.

I'm sure you could have been taking you longer. It would have taken me way longer. And we're all time, poor, as I've learned. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I've got radio songs to play. I can't write your eulogy. If you're gone... You've got to go watch K-pop Demon Hunter

so we know what everyone's talking about. If you go, I'm demoing you co-host the next day. You know what I mean? Who are we getting in? It's a revolving dog. Babs is just moving in straight. She'll just sit in there. What are you doing here?

Oh, Jess died. What? Did you hear a eulogy? It's going to be real freaky if I die today. Don't. You've already been to the gym this morning early. I don't know if you do, we'll cancel the segment. No, we won't.

What do you mean? He's got a eulogy. Yeah, it's actually kind of perfect. Yeah, you're right, actually. We'll do it every hour. I'd hope there'd be a national holiday, like a national day of morning. It would be, for sure. At least in this room.

You know? I'd hope you'd be too sad to come, Tucker. Yeah, I wouldn't come. Oh, you're kidding? Oh, you'd take a month. Thank you. Good friend. Paid leave, obviously.

Obviously. Breavently. Yes. We have a ball. Yeah, we do. Stop joking about this. Yeah, I don't think you get a whole month. I think you get like five days a year.

Oh, but, oh, I'll work it out. Your contract's different to mine. I got his paternity leave, so he gets my, I'm sad, my friend died. People had asked that, like, so what a gesture when you had your paternity leave? I'm like, oh, she had it too. She had it too. So the producer, everyone had it. Yeah, the whole team had it.

Mate, sharing is carried. That's it. How good is that? When one of us has a baby, we all get time off. Exactly. We're all going to raise the kid, guys. Come on. Takes a village, Ducko.

It does. It really does. Tomorrow, though, Wednesday, we've got Chagot Dips. As we said, Jess's eulogy. Alpha Bucks is back. The Call of Fame prize is back. I've got a new game for you. Hello. I came out with a name for it yesterday, actually.

You did. People think that that three weeks we took off air was a vacation. No, I brought a new game. You're bringing your new game. We are professionally developed. My game's called Who You're going to get when you Google it. I love it. I love it.

It's going to be great. Who are you going to get? You've got to get. Wait until you hear the opener. Oh, yeah. I'm thrilled. We're going to make that today's show. You know what?

Don't come to the 5.30 meeting. We've already done the planning. Everything is set. Now, tomorrow will be a great day. Absolutely, it will. Wednesday is famous for our favourite. If you're worried about our fish, Fish Cam is on Justin Duck on Instagram.

How are they going today, Babsy? They're good. Yeah, okay. Cool, man. You wonder why we don't listen, mate. Where's your fish right now? What, right? Rock is that under?

I actually can't see it. No, you never can. No, I can. It's just camouflage on the bottom. It's hiding. He's the colour of the rocks. Rippeting chat. Okay.

Hey, good times, guys. Well done, everyone. We will. See you tomorrow. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Say no-da. People don't listen to me.

Jess and Darko. That was the Jess and Duckro. Take a trip to McDonald's today and try the new McDonald's meal with one of six collectible souvenirs. Thank you.