Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Pee Pee

Episode Date: May 20, 2025

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Macca's new Tennessee barbecue range, now touring for a limited time. Jess and Ducco! This is the Jess and Ducco podcast. Hey, it's Jess and Ducco, everybody. Welcome to the pod. Hello. How are you? I've got a good show for you today.

I'm going to say, as far as Tuesdays go, this is the best one of the year. Love to hear that. I think so. The 640 phone is my favorite thing we've done this year. I couldn't. Oh, well, you wait till tomorrow, bro. I can't remember what we did last week, but fair. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But today we did wear boy go pee pee and tomorrow we've done this year. I couldn't, oh well you wait till tomorrow bro. I can't remember what we did last week but fair. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

But today we did where boy go pee pee and tomorrow we're going to extend. So maybe tomorrow you'll be saying the exact same thing. Best Wednesday we've had in a while. Yeah, where girl go pee pee. Where girl go wee wee. Yeah, wee wee. Uh, boys go pee pee, girls go wee wee. So sorry.

Thank you very much. But no, a wonderful program. Yeah, Babs had a blog in there. She started the show and we were chatting off air about putting Babs at the top of the show. And I said it is a big responsibility because you might think, oh, it's the depth of the morning, you know, maybe only a quarter of the accumulated audience will actually be tuning in at that time. But it is so important to set the vibe for the rest of the three hours. Yes. People might be dipping in and out, but you know who's not? Us.

So Babs, well done to you. Thank you. Was it fun to start the show? Yeah, it was strange, but it was fun. Did you feel the pressure? A little bit. If anything, I reckon you felt less pressure than you and a bit more rogue, because it was early.

Well, her whole blog was bullshit and made up, so yes, she absolutely made up. Good times. Not all of it. Just some of it. Not the, what are they called, the blouches or the bleaches or the... The bloomers. Bloomers. That was real. But the rest was handwritten. That was not a printed article. Do you reckon we can wear male bloomers? Cause I'll wear some of those in summer at Fest. Sure, go for it. In this day and age.

You can do whatever you want. You can do whatever you want. Anything Pedro Pascal seems to wear. Everyone's like, yes, a slave. He wore a singlet on the carpet the other day at a something. Maybe it was Cannes. It was Cannes Film Festival. We wore a black knit singlet with pants. And it was like, it was like no one had ever seen anyone in a singlet on the carpet the other day or something. Maybe it was Cannes, it was Cannes Film Festival. He wore a black knit singlet with pants. And it was like, it was like no one had ever seen anyone in a singlet before. In like little loafers or something. Isn't it so funny? Cause I think Cannes just came out and said, there's all these dress codes now for women. And it's like, oh, hang on.

So Pedro can wear a singlet and the women have to be a bit more modest. It was his big, obviously sexist controversy. But Pedro's doing the singlet. Yeah. Fashion. Fashion. Every year with Cannes, the funniest thing about Cannes Film Festival, the big film festival in France, where they go and debut what's meant to be sort of the front runners for Oscars and this year's best films. It's always like 12 minutes standing ovation.

Every time, every movie gets a 12 minute standing ovation. Mission Impossible, 12 minutes standing ovation. It's just not real. It's not real. I'm all for a standing ovation. 12 minutes of this is too much. It's so unrealistic. I am so passionate about movies.

I'm not giving any of them 12 minutes. That's a long time to stand and clap. You know when you go to a movie in the States, when I lived over there, they sometimes get up and clap after films. In the cinema? Yes, Argo, when Argo came out, which was that... Oh, that is a good film. Ben Affleck. Yeah, Ben Affleck, yeah, who's in that movie. I was in that cinema and I watched it and people gave it a standing ovation. Sorry, I get when

you, I don't abide by it, but when you clap on a plane, you're applauding the pilot, he might hear. What's the point of clapping, Ben Affleck's not in Argo, the cinema for that you just sit at your local duplex. I know, but I didn't mind it. I was kind of respect to the art. I was kind of like, this of this is cool like and they get so into it like a true thespian they get so into it too I don't know if it's not into that cinema that day and everyone's you're standing ovation he's just like I mean I guess in America that actually could happen it's a plot on the Simpsons Mel Gibson hid in a cinema in Springfield because he wanted feedback on his movie. And home was like, this is shit.

Did he get, oh, he's only getting the elevation. And the whole episode was him helping Mel remake the movie. That's okay. That's a deep cut reference. I don't know that episode. Yeah, that is a real, you know every Simpsons episode, hey. I'm pretty good at it. What's the, are the most recent Simpsons shows trash? They're just not, when they went to like widescreen, it lost its- Oh, it lost its, it's not as risque? It's boring.

Yeah. Okay. I haven't seen a recent Family Guy in a while. Do you know what's so funny? I put on old Family Guy the other day and the animation, I can't deal with it. You know when you try and watch an old movie and it's the cinematography purely because it was made in the 80s. I'm like, this is wigging me out. My stupid brain is like, now it's not in HD. The cinematic, the animatronics or whatever aren't good enough. Of Family Guy. No, of any sort of film. So similarly with animation, just the quality of animation looks old. And it was what? Late 90s, it wasn't even that old. I think Family Guy aged better when they went to a wider high def format. But like Simpsons, I think went down. better when they went to a wider high-def format. But like Simpsons I think went down.

Simpsons is like a level below of like, you know, the characters are different colors and stuff. Whereas Family Guy, I know, yeah, that is a talking dog, but they're kind of still humans and whatnot. It's like South Park was always really shit animation. That's what made it. Yeah, what's that? Stop-Mosh? Is that Stop-Mosh? Whatever that is, it's a different sword. Much cheaper. I like South Park when I watch it, an episode here and there,

but I never have watched it properly. Same. Yeah. It's like, to be honest, that's me with The Office. When I see clips of The Office on TikTok, I genuinely laugh out loud. So much so that I have tried to watch the full season, upwards of five, six times,

and the full episodes, I go, this isn't funny. You know what's funny? Me with Schitt's Creek. Shut up. I see a clip, I'm like, that's funny. And I go to watch them like this show sucks. Oh my God. What is that about? I don't know. Is it our attention spans? Well, no, because I love The Office and you like Schitt's Creek.

And I'm like that for Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Oh, you don't like Brooklyn Nine-Nine. I like it in short form. Seasons one to five maybe were good. And then it fell apart. It got, it got really, really, really like appropriate. Like it just started losing all its humour. Totally. But there you go.

Yeah. Is there anything Babs you like in short form, but you've tried the long and you're going, nah, not for me. Um, good question. I don't really watch sitcoms or anything. Yeah. Do you watch any of those shows that we just mentioned? Not really.

I like the South Park ones come up on my TikTok every now and then I kind of laugh but... Cartman is one of the great characters. Cartman is so funny. South Park is so cool because it's so honest and true and like Simpsons. Like things can happen and you're like fuck it's funny. Yes. It's so real. Did you ever get into American Dad? Oh, I didn't mind that. I didn't mind American dad. I liked the alien. It's the dog equivalent in family. I liked Futurama for a bit. I liked Futurama. It's because Lola was hot. Lila? Duh. You know what I mean. You're talking about Lola Bunny. Lola Bunny was hot. But also I had a thing for Lola's Griffin too. Watch with me in animated characters. How do you feel about Marge? Nah, Marge doesn't do it, but when she's like,

oh, homie, that's when, you know, sometimes you can really. God. You know, with South Park, I watched a documentary on it. They make the episode a week before it airs. Yeah, they're very topical. And there has been a few cases where they haven't made it in time.

Like there's been times where they said the, the executive producer was running the USB to the network. Like the network? To then plug in and play and they missed, like the cab was late so they had to rerun an old episode. They're loose mate. Wow! That's how tight the deadlines were. Have you seen when they showed up, it was either the Oscars of the Golden Globes, high on acid,

and they did interviews on acid, the creators of South Park, and they were on acid wearing dresses. Stop it, no I haven't seen that. Look it up, it looks so funny and they're just tripping balls on the red carpet getting interviewed. I like the e-red carpet. Trey Parker and Matt someone, they wrote the Book of Mormon, the musical. See that's one of my favorite musicals. I couldn't agree more, that might be the best one I've ever seen. Totally. That is... When I say one of them, I probably mean the favorite musical. You know what's funny, I was going to say what other musicals? I don't really like musicals but I like that. That is so funny and so clever. They are geniuses.

They are geniuses. What's his name? Matt? Talk about it. It's not Matt Groening because that's Simpsons. That's Simpsons. That's the only other Matt I know. Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

Also, Matt Stone. Off South Park though. Here I am blanket. That's where that comes from. Great gear. It is. Great gear. What is that animation called? Because it obviously has to be cheap and fast. Not stop motion. No, that's um. Wallace gear. Yeah. Great gear. What is that animation called?

Because it obviously has to be cheap and fast. Not stop motion. No, that's um... Wallace and Gromit is a claymation. Claymation kind of vibe. Yeah, haven't seen that in a while. What TV shows do you watch, Babs? Oh, like Lust.

Drama ones. You like Vampire Diaries. Yeah, and like Teen Wolf and stuff. Oh no, it's stop motion, cut out animation. Oh, cut out. Yeah. Oh, okay. It feels like it would be harder to do.

They're not still doing it that way. You kill Kenny. You better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Kenny just dies all the time. Ah, good times. What a funny premise. I know.

They don't make shows like that anymore. They don't. What's a modern kind of sitcom or show like that that actually slaps? Bob's Burgers. I love Bob's Burgers. You can try Bob's Burgers. I couldn't get into it, but I know it's got success.

Oh, the kids. There's Bojack Horseman. I never tried Bojack. Oh, Rick and Morty actually, yes. That would be a big one. I've not tried Rick and Morty. It's very stony humour. Okay.

Yeah, very stony humour. But even like, I was like, I saw this title on the screen, they don't make movies like this anymore. It's like The Hangover, Step Brothers, those kinds of comedies, you know. Yep. Happy Gilmore. I mean, to be fair, he's making a secondies you know you know but it's cuz it's so hard to make human now it is it is it's so tough the last thing I watched I don't even know how old it is have you seen girls trip with Queen

Latifah I have like that is modern that I thought was 2017 it's not actually that no that's the last sort of you know comedy that I did read that them bring them bring out another bridesmaids movie apparently they feel Ready or they're very early stages of that but all those Netflix movies. They just they churn and burn There are you got a quiet rainy? Saturday afternoon. Oh my god. I saw the one with Jamie Foxx and Cameron Diaz. It was so bad. It is so bad. They would have to be two of the biggest superstars in the world. I think I liked that one. See, there you go. I mean, there's a market.

But you know why Netflix and Amazon have to pump out so many movies? Because each country, they have to commit to a local percent of local made content. So they might go, Adam Sandler, we need you in France to film a movie. Oh, to film a Netflix film in multiple countries. Here's a script from a no one writer. And more often than not, it'll take off. That camera, Diaz and Jamie Foxx, when they went to like six countries.

That's right, so that's to get away the quotas. Ticking box. Because Netflix, they're like, no one comes here to operate a country. It's not about the art anymore. No, it's lost all the art. That's why they slap them. And if they hit globally, bang, good for us.

Do you know what I watched the other day? The new Vince Vaughn movie on Netflix. Oh yeah, Mum's Cooking or Nonna's cooking. Nonna's cooking. Morgan, what should I ask? Is it any good? Look. Which would be sad?

Um, oh, there's a thread that is sort of sad because he's Nonna and Mom have passed away and he wants to carry on their legacy. Yeah, right. But there's a lot of, you know, Italian American humour. Yeah. My biggest gripe though, I actually really like Vince Vaughan. Yeah, I like Vince Vaughan. I think he's a really good actor.

He's very funny. He's age-wise. His forehead now is just... It's a forehead. It's a five-head. Yeah, yeah. But his best friend in the movie is Joe, I'm gonna mispronounce his surname, Mangionello. Mangonello. Oh god, he's so hot. Anyway, my issue, Susan Sarandon, hot as shit in that movie. She's amazing. My biggest gripe though, and I know there is a portion of Italian Americans who do do this, so they've

reflected in the movie. If you were gonna make like a tomato sauce for your pasta you'd call it sauce, right? Mm-hmm in America. They call it gravy. So he always refers to trying to replicate his non That doesn't but he's making the tomato sauce surely. No, it's really that's weird. It's weird I can't grapple with Americans have the weirdest phrases for shit. They really do. What do they put on their schnitzel or steak if they're calling tomato sauce gravy? I don't know if they have schnitzel. I don't reckon Americans would. And what would they put on steak?

They probably don't put gravy like we do. I don't know what sauces Americans would use on their steak actually. I don't know. I actually don't know that answer. I've been to an Outback Steakhouse in America, but I can't remember. Yeah, do you remember having some sort of...

I can't remember. I'm trying to think, you don't get like a Diane over there or a Bernays. I don't know, I know they've got the HP sauce. Ew, that's what they'll put on the side. And the A1 original steak sauce, yeah, they use a bit of that stuff. Steak sauce, seasoning, salt and pepper.

Yeah, they have a variety of toppings, like butter. Yeah, but not like a gravy boat like we would have. So anyway, it's a good movie, it's sweet, it's there's some really funny moments. It's very ethnic and it's those stereotypes of old Italian women. But the gravy thing really, I really got me. I didn't like it.

Did you watch Leo? I loved Leo. I thought you would. Adam Sandler is the voice. Yeah, it's an animated iguana. There was one moment where I was hating it, but I found one moment very funny. Oh, sorry, iguana and a turtle. I think he plays it.

Anyway, that's funny. Recommend. I'm definitely not watching that. You'd like it. Watch Non-Dose First. I definitely wouldn't. Babs doesn't like to laugh. I like real people.

She likes real people. Go watch The Good Doctor then. I don't watch that show. You do, probably. What's your preferred medical drama? There's one out now which is the most accurate medical drama of all time. Is it The Hub? Or something like that? It's meant to be like critically acclaimed and acclaimed by other like surgeons and doctors and stuff. On Netflix? No. I've googled The Hub and our day kick.

TV show. Accurate. Stop the polls. The Hub 2016. Stop the polls. Yeah. What? The hub 2016, Dr. Silver shows a photo. It's just IMDB. Uh, it's very small.

No, it's not that. Okay. Um, accurate medical. So is that one show? Cause I think you've said this before. Morgan can't really watch medical. The polls. Morgan can't really watch medical shows because it annoys her.

How inaccurate is this one? She goes, this is an annoying me. We haven't done the tests yet. We haven't done the tests yet. We haven't done the tests yet. We haven't done the tests yet. We haven't done the tests yet. We haven't done the tests yet. We haven't done the tests yet. Morgan can't really watch medical shows because it annoys her. How inaccurate is this one? She goes, this is an annoying me. Well, we haven't done the test yet, but I've seen a lot of videos where like actual surgeons and stuff like that are watching it going, this, this is really correct.

Okay. And so I said to Morgan, let's watch it. And then I want to see if you actually enjoy it. That's why I want you to watch Frasier. Cause even though it's old, set in radio. There's not too much. We're just running out of time now, aren't we? Oopsie.

Circle back. You've got time now with a newborn. Welcome to Tuesday, team. Well, good morning. Good morning. Good morning, indeed. Good morning, indeed. We're all surviving.

We are barely. Barely. But yes. It's good to be here. Whether we're. We all surviving. We are barely. Barely. But yes. It's good to be here. Whether we're thriving is the question. Oh. We are surviving though indeed. No thriving happening.

Yeah, yeah. Give me another 24 hours. Yeah, tumultuous yesterday. And you know, Tuesday is not famously a great day for this team. Oh no, I always forget that. Let me retract. I'm so good, Ducco. I've never felt better or been better or more excited for a day.

Not like any slow yogurt. Nah, fine. I actually am feeling good Ducco. I've never felt better or been better or more excited for a day. Not like an ace, like you're good. Nah, fine. I actually am feeling good about this Tuesday, you know. Well, you're wearing your Friday jumper, Darl. So you've got those Friday vibes. It's colony of hoodies. It's just been bleak and miserable and cold. Do you think it's got the energy of a Friday and thus it's seeping into you? Maybe. Is that what you've brought into the room today?

Maybe the jumper is making me, and also I wore a hat. I don't often wear hats. You don't and I've had an issue with you wearing hats because it casts a shadow over your eyes. Oh yeah. You look all mysterious. I kind of like that. Yeah, okay. But I was having a bad hair day, it's been wet and I'm going to wear a hat. A rare occurrence for the duck man.

Yeah, what do we think? Did you condition last night? You're too soft or something? No, my hair is just getting really long. I haven't had it cut in a long time since I've been a father. You've got to book in for Thith Brandon. I know I do. Probably misses you. It's hard because now with a child, this is my conundrum right? Yeah. I can't go to the gym and get a haircut in the same day. Yep, fair. With work. Fair. And the flow and Morgan. So it's like, I've got to pick and right now I'm just choosing the gym every time. I have a real issue because Angus's car beeps when it reverses. I don't know if it's a safety feature, it must be. So I hear when he's parking and the little girl gets excited,

I get excited. But then it's 10 minutes till he comes inside and he tries to say, I was just wrapping up a phone call. I'm like, bull crap, you were delaying the inevitable of coming in. I do that sometimes. So now you're getting into that. Yeah. Could I go to the gym and get a haircut? Yeah, I know. And just delay the inevitable? I know, I know. Morgan, Morgan, if you get it. You better come back with a haircut though because she'll know.

I can run Pam the day I get a haircut. Apparently my wife said I'm allowed to do that. Okay. So, I have my... What's the maximum, besides work, you feel not guilty about being away from the ladies. It depends what state I leave them in. If I leave them and she's sleeping and Morgan's feeling good, I don't feel like guilty. But if I leave them and she's been an absolute terror, like last night I had to go host an

event and an event on a Monday night, it was bad weather and flow had been up and Morgan had been inside all day. Yep, it's a bit stir crazy. Even though I'm going to get us money. Yep. I'm hunting gathering, essentially. I'm going to hunt the food, you know. I'm providing honey.

I'm providing. If it wasn't a good thing to leave. And I was getting messages throughout and then I left the event and got palmed off the child and tonight, don't you have trivia? Yeah, I got some. Yeah, I got some trivia tonight. We're going to need to scale back. Yeah, I know.

Don't worry about the moolah. We just need daddy home. I know, exactly. I'm like, you live a lifestyle sweetie that you want. I'm just out here grinding. The most you can do now is like Angus, sit and scroll for 10 minutes, parked out the front of your own house. It's ridiculous, hey? It is so ridiculous. The things we do for our own sanity. Because Morgan's home all the time, which is great, but I love listening to a few podcasts,

like sport podcasts throughout the week. Yep. And I can't listen to them now because then she's home, I'm at home, and if I put my headphones on inside, it's like- Unacceptable. I know. Unacceptable. I'm missing out on all my sport news.

There's a Channel 9 journo who's doing kind of a very up-to-date podcast about the mushroom lunch trial. So it's kind of wild that it's all across the news, but this podcast is being released in real time. So I'm the same. I want to listen to that, but putting that on the big speaker, the baby does not care for it. It's she can't dance to it. She can't bounce.

I'm like, I've lost the ability to listen to it. Just for 10 star dancing team talking about shrooms. Come on. I'm going to have to message Penelope, the journo being like, Hey, could you do a version with like the wiggles underneath it? So two birds, one stone. Make it upbeat. Right. We're here. Shaga, you're here. How are you going? I'm good. Hey, could you do a version with like the wiggles underneath it? So two birds one stone make it up bait Right. We're here. Shaka. You're here. How you going? I'm good. Are you thriving? Yeah, sure

Someone's gotta be come on thrive. Yeah, you look like you're driving today. I fell asleep on the lounge yesterday I woke up at like 830. I was like, well what time is use for sleep? Five days. That's ruining your sleep. Yeah, turn on the heater. Yeah, me too. Turn on the heater. I'm sick and I just fall asleep. Yeah, see that's cozy. That's just it. That's ruining your sleep. Yeah. Are you a blanket boy?

I see you on the couch. No, he's just caught in position naked, I presume. Yeah, not always crank the thermostat up to like 28. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we can go. I won't put a jumper on if I'm at home. I'll just turn the heater on. Absolutely. I mean, if you, yeah. And then you feel so good getting around your shorts and T-shirt. I don't want to layer up if I'm at home. I'll just turn the heater on. Absolutely. I mean, if you, yeah, and then you feel so good getting around in your shorts and t-shirt.

I don't want to layer up and like walk around the house. In summer you're a nude sleeper, but what about in the depths of winter? I still have the air conditioner on very cold at night. What now? When you go to sleep? I just like being colder when I sleep. You know, they do say that is better for you. Yeah, so like last time I had the heater on in the afternoon. It was just so wasteful. And I turned it on to the air conditioner mode when I went to bed. So I had to cool down the house that I spent hours heating up. I'd love to see your bill.

Couldn't you open a window? You know if you just turn that and open a window, yeah like just it'll be cold enough. Then the rain comes in. Like how good, you're a bath boy, do you have external windows in your bathroom? Like windows? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess an external window is a window, isn't it? That's a weird way of putting it. I'm trying to think, your bathroom is in the middle of your house, isn't it?

Yeah, there's windows like above the shower and toilet. In the bath, you know, I'm just new to enjoying a bath and opening the window. Oh, you feel like you're in some sort of Swedish spa. The amount of crap you gave me for bathing. Yeah, but that's because you pissed in the bath. No, it was before then. It was well before then that I admitted that. No, I only had an issue of you doing pee-pee in the bath. Do you bath, Shy Guy?

No, I've never had a bath. Shut up. No, I've never grown up in a house with a bath. He'd be too long for a bath. He'd be very uncomfortable. I don't know what bath you could comfortably sit in. Relaxing. Yeah.

That's also the problem. Yeah. Babs, how are you today? Because famously Tuesday is your worst day of the week. Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good today. Thriving? Yeah, thriving. Good girl.

I don't think you're playing a soccer match any time in the next eight months. Yeah, no, I don't think so. Every field has been rained out. I drive past Babs' soccer field and I'm like, oh, it's a dam. That's so hard, isn't it? Yeah. Anyway Yeah anyway we're all here we're pumping. Absolutely. And I'm next. Babs you need to pull your A-game on because we're starting with your blog. I know I haven't even had my coffee yet. Oh okay. We could have an uncaffeinated blog. Okay alright.

Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. Hey it's Babs and this is my vlog. Commence Operation Superstar Pratt. Babs is like I'm not the voice of anything. Let Donna go at 620, I'll go at 610. Very gracious of you Babs. We're like starting with you Babs, you know, set the tone. Okay, that's fun. Yeah. Well don't call me Babs today, call me the Vogue correspondent. Oh, Queen Vogue. Okay. So you guys rip on what I wear to work quite a bit. What? Actually I was thinking about that the other day, I was like I think that's just the most fashion ripped on. It's rusty. It's not. Yesterday she was yellowstone. The issue is I think ripped on is debatable. It's commentable. It's just a couple of. Which is what fashion is.

Couple of mates having fun. Yeah we're're all basic bitches, whereas you were interesting. Okay, sure. Well, I thought, Do you reckon I got away with that as well? No, you didn't. I thought I would bring the hottest trends that are kind of happening in the fashion world at the moment.

We've just had Australian Fashion Week. We've had the Met Gala. This fashion is. And then I thought we could unpack them and then maybe then you could reevaluate how you feel about my fashion choices. Okay. Perhaps. Alright.

So you guys have heard about the diaper shorts, obviously. That article came to you. Yep. So basically there's a shorts at the moment that people are calling poofy pants, like poo poo poofy pants. Yeah, they do look like a diaper. Yeah, so these are in fashion at the moment. They're like a bloomer. So something that people in the 1960s would have worn.

Oh my God, and I buy them for the toddler. Yeah, yeah. If she has a little dress, I don't want her nappy on this place. So you buy little bloomers. Oh, hilarious. So they were actually trending at Fashion Week. A lot of people were wearing those. And some of them are actually worth quite a bit of money.

So like Miu Miu, it's Miu Miu, right? It is Miu Miu. It's the baby sister of Prada. I'm going to take all your words for it. They've released these shorts for $995. What? Now when you say shorts Babs is there a bit of butt cheek on display? It depends. Like I thought they were an undergarment. Yeah there's all different kind of forms of them there's some that are like low-waisted that are a bit shorter and cheeky or there's actually ones that literally look like a pair of underpants. Yeah, a soggy diaper. So are you saying you're going to come in a couple of bloomers sometime? No, I'm just saying. It's too cold. That's not your bike. Maybe next summer. Yeah, maybe. So will we see bloomers around Australia in summer? Well, they've kind of already done their rounds a little bit. We missed it. We kind

of missed it. Damn it, Shagun. They'll be back. I'll be back. Cancel United to club, because now you've got nothing to wear. Damn. So, suiting isn't at the moment. Suiting? So, wearing nice tailored pants, with a jacket and a tie. Hey, this was kind of the Met Gala, wasn't it? So, you're wearing a tailored pants with a jacket and a tie and a t-shirt or a button up?

Either either. I'm not wearing a tie with a t-shirt. That's in trend. Why. Why not says Babs? But also if you're not wearing a t-shirt and you're wearing a button-up that's just wearing a suit. I don't know. But are you saying wearing that in your, like you should wear that to work? Yeah. In your non-suit. Oh, you should come suiting. Yeah, so like it's trending to be like walking down the street on a Saturday wearing like tailored pants and a suit., when Babs eventually invites us out for a pub lunch. I'll be nice. We all wear suits Okay, I might come in a suit tomorrow. Yeah, that's why she doesn't want to be seen with us out of sight of work

We're not cool enough fashion wise. I love it. Sometimes I wear shoes with short socks That's why she doesn't collaborate on any of our posts together. She's like, I'm not putting you on my grid. Yeah. Yeah oops Gingham is in at the moment. No, that's why she doesn't collaborate on any of our posts together. She's like, I'm not putting you on my grid. Yeah. Oops. Gingham is in at the moment. No, it's not. You made that up. Yeah, you've just written this article. No, I haven't. You're just saying words.

No, Gingham is in at the moment. Is it? Yeah, it is. Okay. Are you telling me you were on that trend before it was even a trend? It was, yeah. Does that make you like it less if you were on it before it was cool? Or does that make you like more proud?

More proud. Okay. Yeah. I've not seen you in a ging? More proud. Okay. Yeah. I've not seen you in a gingham since your birthday though. That's because we've given her so much grief about it. We ruined it bringing in Flannel and saying it's basically for something.

Chunky shoes are in at the moment. Oh that's just- This is genuinely your wardrobe. You're just telling us what you wear. This is her hand writing. She's- This is her hand writing. It's fake!

Oh that's so good. It says knee high boots and she's written Doc Martens. That's not knee-high. You're a hushpuppies. Oh the blog! The blog is... The blog is... Stop ripping on me for my fashion choices.

I've been quite yellowstone. Jess and Ducco. Jess, we love chatting to weird, cool, amazing people on this show. Absolutely. Who are doing weird, cool, amazing things on this show. Absolutely, who are doing weird, cool, amazing things. Different things. Different things. Now this press release came across our desks

and it was jam-packed with gold, but one thing certainly stood out to me, Ducco. Oh yeah. And it's this invention called the Royal Flush. And the idea is it's a little machine you can pop on the cistern of your toilet at home that'll mask the sound of you doing number one or number two. It makes it sound polite.

It makes it sound nice. Also, if you are trying to get one out, you know, and you're hearing beautiful music. If you're having a dinner party, the last thing you want is your in-laws in the living room adjacent hearing you do your business. So enter the royal flush. We are very lucky to be joined by an incredible woman, Donna Burke. She's the founder of this company. Yes. Now it originated in Japan, but Donna's the reason it's coming to Australia.

And she joins us now. Donna, hello. Hello. What a great intro. My thank you. Well, Donna, you've got a huge CV. Now you're a voice actress. You've got a bunch of things on your resume. As Jess said, we still come across our desk and we just thought. Wait, where do you start with this woman? Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, has a sound masking device, a Japan toilet sound.

And I've just become even more prudish and I just want Australia to have the same toilet tech. Yeah. I love this. They're warming seats over there and they're masking the sound. And washing. And Donna's like, my countrymen in Australia.

Gap in the market. There's a gap in the market. Yeah. So you can hear stuff like this, tranquil birds. Oh, I love that. Or in a forest. And all of a sudden now- One back and one out, you're hearing this in the market. There's a gap in the market. So you can hear stuff like this, tranquil birds. Oh, I love that. Or in a forest. And all of a sudden, One back and one out, you're hearing this

in the stall next door. Yeah, it's better than oocharing, isn't it? It's much better. So Donna, you're bringing this to Australia. When does it come on our shores and how's it all happening? So you just go to JapanTall at Sound.com and we ship from Australia to weirdly half men

and half women. I thought it'd be more women products, but there's a lot of men who just want to keep the romance alive. Yeah, I see. I love that. And then you have the en suite bathroom. Yes. Yeah, yeah. And there's a lot of social anxiety around daters,

people on a first, second, third date, and they're just terrified that, you know, and especially when you are terrified and nervous that gets the you know even more toilet troubles. Exactly toilet anxiety the bell sees up. You can imagine I've invited you around for a romantic dinner duck. I'm a great cook come over but you need to back one out. That part of chickens run right through me. And then you see the royal flush you go thank God I can mask the sound of this keep the romance romance alive. Oh, I've got the flush press play. Cause then it's a weird, don't know if you're looking to hear the sound.

Then they know you're going cause, oh, he's listening to the tranquil birds. The really cool thing is this is sensor activated. So when you walk in and you're, you know, you, you don't even have to touch it. It starts going. Oh, so you could have just gone in to wash your hands and it'll go, but really, I'm the wiser. Yeah, so it just sits next to the toilet paper. So in the pot, and what this also does, this was invented to save water.

This is another thing. The Japanese invented this in the late 80s because women were double flushing too so that their co-workers in the next door weren't bothered or so they wouldn't get bullied by, oh my, you know, Mr Nagasaki. Nagasaki's let one go again. So I flush, then I'm doing my business under the sound of the flush and then I have to flush again. I've heard of people running the tap of the shower, you know, while they go to mask the sound. You guys have never double flushed?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm double flushed. Don, I know you don't know me that well, but I couldn't care less. I've had to double flush. Sometimes I do a flush when I'm halfway through, just to get the smell going. Just to get the pipes in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Donna, you're a hurt me love you, Donna Berg, voice actress, look out for that Japanese toilet as well coming to Australia,

or get one in your household to save the shame. Get a couple for your workplace. Oh absolutely. Normalise that at work. Oh yes. Donna, thanks for coming on, appreciate your time. Thank you so much. Let's make a rain cache-ola, 30 seconds.

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If you're unsure of the question, say pass. We come back to you, of course, if there is time. Okay, today stepping up at $10,000 we have, oh, Jessie, hello, Jessie. Hello. Jessie, Jessie, how are you feeling for this Tuesday? Are we pumped up? I am.

Good answer. Choo choo choo Tuesday. And we choo choo choo's Jesse. Yes we do. Well technically Babs did. Yeah Babs chose Jesse. Why did Babs choose you Jesse? What makes you stand out from the pack?

I'm not sure. Well you charmed Babs. What was it about Jesse that drew you to it? Interesting story of what to spend the money on. Well, let's get to it. Jesse, what's motivating you today? My dad's getting married overseas. Overseas? Where has he chosen? The Philippines.

Okay, wonderful. So obviously you are going or is this just to secure your ticket, otherwise you wouldn't make it? Pretty much, yeah to secure your ticket otherwise you wouldn't make it? Um pretty much yes secure my ticket. Oh hang on. It's like dad I love you but I don't love you that much to go to your Filipino wedding. All right but if I win alpha bucks. If I win this game. Maybe I'll go. All right Jesse well one thing stands between you and attending your father's wedding.

You a fan of the fiancee Jesse? Yeah yeah. Okay that's good. Gotta get it on the record. Just wanted to make sure there's nothing going on. It's only the money, Jessie? Yeah, yeah. I know. Okay, that's good. Got to get it on the record. Just wanted to make sure. I wanted to make sure there's nothing going on. It's only the money that's the barrier, ducko.

Only the money. All right. I've heard the Philippines bloody beautiful. Beautiful beaches. Never been. Neither have I, but I think it's one of those. Put it on the bucket list. Solid letter for you, Jessie.

It's T. T for Tuesday. Okay. All right. You feeling good? Yeah. Let's do it. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter T, we need you to name an instrument. Trumpet.

An international city. Tokyo. Something square. Triangle. A sea animal. Turtle. A verb. A beauty product. A board game. A luxury brand. A girl's name. Look, I think we knew what we did when we got to Triangle. We just went, you know what? This ship has sailed. I respect this Jessie's commitment to seeing out the game.

You know you've got to deque, but I'll run it out. The old three legged triangle. It's hard in the moment. That's a creative question and you need a creative answer. What we could have had was toast, a table, a tile, a verb could have been throw, a beauty product, toner, a board game, twister. I mean should I always play that now, spare time? Absolutely. A luxury brand Tiffany and co and a girl's name could have been any of them. Tiff, Tiffany. Tanya. Tegan. Oh Tegan, that's a nice name. Look you don't go and wear empty-handed Jessie. You don't go to the wedding, tell dad I'm lucky, but you do get $100.

Save him this for the wishing well. Yeah, oops. $100 suspended fresh water. That's body care products, all for you. Thank you. Thanks, Jessie. Appreciate you joining the show. Thank you, have a good day.

You too, bud. We do play again at eight o'clock for $10,000. Up next, though. I'm looking forward to this. As am I, Doug. I've been thinking about it for 24 hours. I've been thinking about it, too. I was gonna almost message your husband. Oh, I forgot to do the test I'll do that tonight. Okay about the floorboards My husband, I busted him doing wee wee in the bedroom

Not on the mattress just standing in the corner after a big old boys day at the footy So up next where boy go pee pee Jess and Ducko. 13, 10, 60. Yeah. Where Boy Go PP. Me no dum dum, you dum dum. This time yesterday.

Oh, my apologies. That's fine. It's long as a grab. You know whose voice that is? Yeah. You're not going to like this. Here we go. It's the brother from Everybody Loves Raymond.

Sorry, Jess. That's just far too niche. Here we go. It's the brother from Everybody Loves Raymond. Sorry Jess, that's just far too niche. Right Garrett, he's so versatile. Ducco, yesterday at this time I told you about my husband. What are the great anger stories? Because he's so well put together and so proper and so. And he's successful and handsome and all these things. And then all of a sudden he's pissing in your room, on the floor.

The boy be human. Now he's up against it this morning. So let's be gentle. He's not had a great night. Maybe he's asleep. Hopefully he went back to sleep if the baby is being kind, but. Hey, I said, I've admitted, I've done this multiple times. Yes.

And that's the thing. It fits a larrikin like the duck man. People expect it from me. But when I shared this with you, you said everyone's done it. And I think you meant every lad. Yeah. Angus had an old boy's day over the weekend, gets on the beers. He's around great friends and carries on into the night, comes home at midnight,

but at 2am he's standing in the middle of our room facing the wall. And I just hear PP hit floorboards. And in his sort of drunken haze, I said, you're not using the bathroom, sweetie. Why don't you head over there? Yeah. And he did in the morning. Look, there's a question mark if we're our dreams synced up because there was no puddle of PP.

That's the best part of the story because the P's obviously sleep into your old floorboards and it's dried. Which I was gobsmacked that that could happen, but you did flag. It dries quicker. And it pours. It could have happened. Every time I've done wee wee somewhere that I shouldn't, i.e. my in-laws living room or my new cousin's boyfriend's shoe collection in London at their house, it's dry.

So you've hit carpet and fabric. Yeah, yeah. It's dry. And then Angus- Pee-pee is a very forgiving liquid. Well, if you're that intoxicated, it's just clear. But the funny thing is Angus said to you like, maybe you dreamt it. Like one of the great lives.

Even though when we woke up Sunday morning, before we'd both gotten out of bed, he said, I'm sorry, I remember doing it. Went to go get a cloth, no pee pee. So no evidence. You know, it's hard to convict when there's no evidence and no motive. Very hard to convict. Yeah, it's so good. But you flagged, everyone's done it.

I've done it. Then I was telling Morgan yesterday, cause she was also loving the story. Then she reminded me of a friend of ours who's done it. I've done it. Then I was telling Morgan yesterday because she was also loving the story. Then she reminded me of a friend of ours who's done it all through his own clothes cupboard. So he's he's opened the wardrobe, slid it open and we'd all through his clothes and his wife's like stop it. And she's like, well, his clothes not mine. I just went all through his t-shirts.

That's the beauty of not having a shared wardrobe. That's his stuff and it's now all pee stained and wee smelling. That's his problem to deal with in the morning. Even Babs has a story about Jethro, her partner. We don't often hear about Jethro in this show. We don't. She's very private. But Babs, what's your sweet, sweet boyfriend done?

Well, one day I woke up in the middle of the night and he was in the corner where the plant pot was with like getting ready to go and I woke up and said, what are you doing? And then you just like sprinted out of the room into the toilet. Don't look at me. Don't scare me. Isn't that an old wives tale that PP is good for plants? Do you hear that in the back of your mind? That's why he was doing it. Was it a real pot plant, Babs, or was it a plastic one?

No, it was a real pot plant. And then he didn't remember any of it the next day. No, you don't. He freaked out. It was a little deniability. You just deny, deny, deny. Another time I've done it, this is my third. I was like, Morgan, to remind me of this yesterday as well, I did it in our Esky lid on our Veranda.

So I walked out to the Veranda, opened the Esky, did it in the Esky lid and Morgan's like, stop it. And she said she was trying to shake me awake. What do you mean you opened the Esky lid? Open the Esky lid. So I peed into the Esky, shut the lid, and I didn't believe it the next day, she goes, go look at it. It was.

Sorry, she watched you do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She said she couldn't wake me, like just could not wake me up. I understand like drunken haze or drunken stupor, but it's basically sleepwalking, right? And they do say it can be very startling to wake up a sleepwalking person. Yes, it's good respect, don't do it. So just let them carry through, but just make sure they're not peeing on your wardrobe or clothes or your esky.

I had to throw that esky out because it fermented in there in the sun the next day because I was so hungover and it was gross. It was like the next afternoon it was like disgusting. Pop that on Marketplace. Free to good home. I did. Obviously I sold it. You want an esky?

So what we thought we could do on 13, 10, 60, wear Boy Go PP. Because it does feel very Neanderthal. It does feel like you only do it, oh I'd love to hear if anyone's on it, not drunk. If you don't have that excuse. Yeah, yeah. 13, 10, 60, where boy go pee pee? Where was it? Where did you catch them doing it? Did they do it drunk?

Maybe it was you. Yeah, maybe it was you. Are you boy? And you can admit. Yeah. Give us a call. We'll get you on next. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko.

Where'd boy go PP? Maybe you're the boy. Maybe you spotted the boy. Maybe you were the partner of the boy who was involved in an argument about whether PP happened or not, which is what happened to my husband and I, after he woke up in the wee hours, wee hours, great year, of Sunday morning, facing the wall, peeing on our floorboards. Just unlike him, very uncharacteristic.

So unlike him. As I said, I've done it three or four times, we've talked about it. Very like you. Very like me, Babs' boyfriend's nearly done it, I've spoken to lots of friends who have done it, people I know have done it, and it just seems to be a common male thing. After a big day with the boys, I think you forget. Could it be a thing maybe? I don't know.

Maybe it is a beer thing. I would love to hear from ladies, but I just don't know if we've done it because we have to sit down to pee pee. That's a different point, that's where girl go wee wee. That's different, that's tomorrow. That's the yeah. But I think cause we have to sit,

it's almost like our brains know, well you're either lying down in bed or you've gotten up. Whereas boys, you can whip that thing out anywhere, whether it's in the living room, your in-laws living room. If you were a dude, you'd be so gross. Like you'd be going anywhere. I'm disgusting for a girl. So imagine if I had the, the blanket cover of being a grotty boy. I would never get laid Steve. Hello. Oh you would Couldn't be better babe, we're talking about boys going peepee in the wrong

We're putting down I can already tell now you want to dob in your son I can already tell now you want to dob in your son. Yes I do. So just recently my son's joined the Australian Defence Force and they had a last farewell party. So at about 3 in the morning I got here, Pots and Pans, pups and pans, rifling around. I got up to investigate and here's my youngest son's best mate with Mr Wobbly out and my son's catching said, you're on one of our pots. And his best mate's patting the young bloke on the head

saying it's all good bro, it's all good. See? Like it was a game, like let's see if I can catch it in dad's pot. Yeah, he said it's all good. That is the most boy thing ever. That's good mates right there. Steve, you must have been weirdly proud.

Look, my son has found a friend for life here. I'm not only proud of him now that he's joined the army, but I'm also proud that he can catch his best mates here and take that encouragement with the patting on the head with a great assault. That's part of the curriculum to get into the army. He catches we like no other man. That's some good hand-eye coordination. Steve, thank you for that. Fantastic. Mitch on 13 10 60 Mitch. Is it you where boy go pee pee? It is.

It is, unfortunately. All right. Where Mitch go pee pee? In a swag with my girlfriend camping in a chook in the middle of winter. Oh man. Yeah. I wasn't the favourite person ever.

A swag? That's close quarters Mitch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The worst part was we had to go wash off in the Echuca River at about 3 o'clock in the morning. So were you intoxicated? Very.

Yeah, right. And so did she know, I was going to say, did she know you were doing it mid-doing it or did she only throw it after? No, I woke up to her shaking me frequently, shaking me, yelling at me. Yeah, she wasn't happy. And then I got the stiff conversation the next day that I wasn't allowed to get on the beers. So I showed a bit of initiative and went and got some Depend Aids and I was back on the piss that night. See, I like that.

Mitch, you know, you can't get away from that evidence. The girlfriend had evidence, whereas my evidence disappeared. So at least she could actually go, I'm sopping wet Mitch. You weed on me Mitch. Oh, Tyler, good morning. Morning guys, how are we? Oh mate, couldn't be better. Where'd boy go pee pee?

My boy went pee pee in the Socks and Andes drawer. Tell me it was a shared drawer, Tyler, or was it exclusively his stuff? Exclusively his, thank God. Otherwise I would have, I think I would have hit the roof, but he'd come home after a few too many lemonades, come to bed and then got up in the middle of the night, went pee pee in the socks and undies drawer, come back into bed. I didn't hear a single thing, but because he was a hungover POS on the Sunday he was free-balling all day Sunday so it wasn't until Monday morning

that he's woken up showered for work and opened up the socks and undies drawer and they were still drenched. So Ducco I think this almost disproves your point that we drive quickly because it took a whole 24 hours. It was in a dark undies drawer though. Yeah, not seeing any fresh air or light. Just sitting there pooling up on all the socks. But at least he had the decency to go in the socks in undies drawer like it was a toilet. It was contained. Thanks Tyler. Nash, these are great. Nash, where boy go pee pee Nash? Is it you? Yeah, unfortunately it is.

What did you do? Oh, I was staying with three mates and yeah, the hallway turned into a river. Hang on, because you were all involved in the pee-pee? Nah, just a few too many beers that day. Oh, you just had a long pee-pee down the hall. And you turned their hallway. Did anyone wake up and see you doing it? No, but they trenched through it the next morning. Okay, so that didn't dry either. Jeez!

What kind of hallway floor are we talking? Is it carpeted? Like, wino sort of style. I say not porous. That's great though. Thank you very much. Let's wrap up. These are unbelievable. BJ, hello. Good morning, legends. Where boy go pee pee?

My mate on a Friday night in Men nightclub on George Street, Sydney called Star Bar. His favourite song was on and he peed in his beer glass on the dance floor. Hang on. So, BJ, he was feeling the tunes so much that he went, I don't have time to go to the bathroom. I'm just going to do it right here on the dance floor. Absolutely. He drank his beer and get... And whipped out his Johnson.

He whipped out his Hoohar and just went for it. So he wasn't actually asleep. No, no, he wasn't even drunk mate. He was just committed to the tune! Yeah, he was. And that was a Flowrider's whistle song. Oh, my whistle! BJ, what did he then do with the glass full of weewee? Oh, I'm not allowed to tell that story after what happened.

Oh, Guy Guy gave me the clear instructions. Oh, it's just getting a bit naughty. How naughty are we getting? It is disgusting. Oh, he didn't... someone drank it. Oh, God! Yes, he put it on a table and someone helped themselves. We're so simple as creatures.

Oh, my God! Is it bad that I want to play the catching wee pots and pans guy? Jess and Ducco. I'm sure I've got a new game for us. Yeah off the news Morris the alligator who you'll know from Happy Gilmore. He's the one who took Chubbs's hand. Oh not Chubbs, gone too soon. But Happy Gilmore 2 comes out this one who took Chubbs's hand. Oh, not Chubbs. Gone too soon. He dead.

Happy Gilmore 2 comes out this year. Hey yeah, July, isn't it? Straight to Netflix. That's right. Is it? I'm pretty sure. Or is it going to the cinema? Oh. Don't know, because it's not going to be 9o for an Oscar, so why release it at the cinema? The question is, Morris the Gator just died.

He celebrated his 80th birthday. Does he feature in Happy Gilmore 2? Because obviously filming would have been a year ago. He's not on the cast list? Do they credit the animals in movies? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe he's got another Gator in there. His son's in there or something. Oh, the legacy continues. MJ Morris Jr. Oh, wouldn't that be nice. So what game are we playing here?

So I've got a list of animals from movies and TV shows that you would most likely know of, and I want you to tell me if they are dead or alive. Okay, because who would have pegged the gator was 80 years old, I don't know the lifespan. Hit us. Alright, first animal, Bubbles. Oh, Bubbles.

Michael Jackson's chimp. Here I am, blanket. I mean, he would be well looked after. Yeah is Bubbles still alive? I feel like Bubbles is dead though. I reckon Bubbles is alive with the Michael Jackson estate and the inherited you know ten million dollars or something. You looking in alive?

Yup. I'm going dead. Alright Bubbles is alive. Aye! Bubbles is here. Lives in a sanctuary in Florida. A sanctuary. And is it advertised? This is where Bubbles is alive. Aye, Bubbles is here. Lives in a sanctuary in Florida. Yay! A sanctuary. And is it advertised?

Yay, we make it! This is where Bubbles lives? I don't know. Because that'd be a kidnapping waiting to happen, don't you reckon? Wouldn't it? Imagine kidnapping Bubbles. Yeah. Not sure who you're getting the ransom from, but still.

Coco. Coco played the Kelpie in the movie Red Dog in 2011. Oh! Is Coco dead or alive? What year? 01? 2011. 11. I've not actually seen Red Dog in 2011. Is Coco dead or alive? 2011. I've not actually seen Red Dog. Neither have I. I've heard it's a fantastic Aussie film. Kelpies live on average what, 15 kind of years?

And again, Celebrity Dog you've got to assume. Well looked after. It's 14 years ago since he filmed, so you can only presume he was a couple years old during that. I'm going to dead I think I'm gonna I'm gonna go dead as well. Yeah, Coco is died died the Year after the movie was released Sorry, that's what it did Valle Coco, well I hope Coco and Morris are hanging out I just thought I did not listen to that before I played it. I'm glad. Never listen. Never check. Why do that? Alright, what about Bodie, the German Shepherd from the movie, at Dog's Purpose?

Oh, I've never seen that. No. No, I have. It is literally like the soul of the dog keeps moving from different dog to dog and kind of keeps making its way back to the original owner. It's very sweet. Right. Who? Sorry? Bodie is the dog's name. Bodie. The German Shepherd. How old's that movie? That came out 2017. Oh I reckon Bodie's still alive. Yeah I feel like alive. Yep correct alive. I can't hit us with two dead dogs in

a row. That's a bit grim. Back to back killing dogs would have been tough. I was hoping it was going to be you know crocs horses, not dogs. That's sad. Dogs feel too close. It does. They're in the most movies. Totally. All right. How about this one? Brittany, the Chihuahua from Beverly Hills Chihuahua.

Of course, Brittany. I'm going to go dead. I can't imagine Chihuahuas have a long life span. I would have thought short dogs, smaller dogs might live longer. Oh, you're right. They do. They do. Alive. Alive. Dead. Stop telling us about dead dogs, Star Guys. Sorry, how about this? I wanted like Pawnee from the movie Pawnee, the budgerigar. That movie was in like the 80s. No disrespect to like bird lovers but it feels less sad than dead dogs. It does. I think if it's sort of within real time it'll just be dead.

Yeah, that's fair. Crystal the Monkey. Crystal the Monkey is famous for Night at the Museum and the Hangover trilogy. Oh, hang on. The same monkey? The same monkey. It's a very good monkey. She must be worth a lot. Yeah, I'm gonna say alive. I'm gonna say alive and she's hanging out with bubbles. Yeah. Yep. Born in 1994, Nellie, 30 years old, still alive.

How long do monkeys live? That's a great question. What's the average lifespan of a monkey? I mean, Alki. Can you... We'll come back to that. Tula. Tula was the tiger used in Life of Pi.

Oh. They used a real tiger for that? For the... Someone, the CGI someone. I was just going to say that. He was on a boat. He can't be on a boat. They had to use a real tiger to do the modelling for the CGI though.

Also, Tula, Greek name. I wonder why they call it that? That's a true name. How long do tigers live? I'm going to say dead, just for fun. I'm going to say alive. It's dead. And monkeys live 10 to 40 years. That is a really wide spread.

10 to 40. 10 to 40. Imagine dying at 10. Crystal's doing very well there. Yeah. A few more. Gigi. Gigi is Lisa Vanderpump's Pomeranian from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Of course. He spelled Gigi. G-I-G-G-Y. Gigi. G-I-G-G-Y. Gigi. Who is she sorry? Gigi. Lisa Vanderpump's Pomeranian.

From Vanderpump Rules. Oh, from a reality show. From The Real Housewives, but also Vanderpump Rules. How about Pomeranian, Lachawawa. Pomeranian, let's goawa. Is he a dog? Let's go alive. Alive. Dead. AHHHHH! Stop calling us about dead dogs! This should just be Shy Guy's dead dog segment.

Just one more. Okay. You're gonna go my family dog friends because I know he's dead. Please, please let it be an iguana or something. Alright, how about Zoro, the stunt horse in Game of Thrones? Whose horse was he? Carried, uh, Brianny? Briann, Brianna Toth. Yeah, I didn't watch Game of Thrones. Whose horse was he? Carried Brianny. Brianna Tarth.

I didn't watch Game of Thrones, so yeah. Brianna Tarth. It's a big carry too, she's a big woman ship. She is, but also many horses in that series. So why are we only talking about Zoro? Well Zoro is one of the great horses. One of the great horses. I wanna say dead.

I'll say alive. Zoro is alive and goes to fan events like Comic Con and stuff. Of course he does. Do you want a fun fact about a horse? Yeah. Bridgerton, Antony, he got to bring his horse from Bridgerton to the set of Wicked. That horse is alive. Cool.

You just killed the segment. Yeah, that did it. Probably rightly so. Had an issue yesterday with the old wife team. Don't call your wife old. With the young wife, is that better? That too doesn't sound right. Just the old ball chain. What have you done?

Well, okay. So she saw my phone, was taking a photo of Florence or something like that. And I think she was looking through something. And then like Instagram was up and she saw this person that I follow, who was a girl. And these photos were like, you know, she was doing like in bikinis and whatnot.

A little risque? Yeah. Or just living her life in a bikini? Living her life, well, I'll get to it. So Morgan was basically like, who's that? Who do you follow? Who do you follow? And I'm like, oh, oh, that, you know, and then instantly when you see your wife see

that you follow someone and you see the photos come up, it looks like I'm following someone who's just like a bikini model. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, I don't, I don't, like that, she's a golfer. She's a golfer. She's a professional. And she's allowed to go to the beach in a bikini. Exactly right. She's allowed to use her Instagram, or whatever. I'll show you the photos. I'll show you the photos. She's hot as hell. She's the world's number one female golfer. What's her name? Nellie Corder. And she just, like, so I said to Morgan. She's Morgan, but here's the thing, right? She doesn't post that normally.

She posts golf content. I think her swing is amazing and her tempo is very good. Are you watching her for tips? How do you spell her surname? I want to follow her too. Nellie Korda. She's the number one female golfer in the world. Where, where, where is she from?

America. And, and I follow her cause I think she's got good swing tips and I genuinely like, I think sometimes a female golf swing has better rhythm than a male. I don't want to get too into it, but that's what I think. Dig up, stupid. I said to Morgan, I go to Morgan, nah, nah, but that's not her though. Like she's, I think she's got a beautiful swing and Morgan's like, well I'm like a great tempo. And she's like, I'm like trying to show her like her other golf content. So when you start like dating someone new and your girlfriends go show us a picture and you have to go through the whole feed, let me just find a good one. You've got to find a bad one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to find one of her actually just hitting golf balls. And there's plenty, but unfortunately it was her sports illustrate feed that she comes on and says she's very proud of doing. I didn't know she did that stuff. I mean, I said to Morgan, I said, Hey, no, I followed her for ages well before this. Also didn't sound like- It's not my fault that I've been following her for three years and now she's doing sports illustrated.

What do you want me to do about it? Swimsuit, pickies. She didn't understand the tempo thing in the swing, but Bab said, Bab said Jethro and his mates in her household last night were following golf girls too. Yeah, they do. Is it this Nellie lady? No, it's other people. Oh, there's some other hotties in golf.

Well, tell Ducco because he needs to follow them all for their tempo. Research. Does she have a good swing? Jess and Ducco. There's some other hotties in golf. Well, tell Ducko because he needs to follow them all for their tempo. Research. Just sugar swing. Nothing makes me feel like I'm doing adulting wrong than my parents flagging something. I've been living at a home since the ripe old age of 26, Ducko. Yeah. I think I was about to say. I've had to learn how to cook and clean and manage my household and stand on my own two feet.

Look at you go. For nearly a decade. Yeah. I get nothing. Well, no, Angus has had to learn all that and you've had to find him. There was a period of time there where I lived with girlfriends and not a partner, but yeah, Angus has picked up a lot of that slack. But sometimes I feel really put together and like I'm doing good stuff in the world.

And then other times my parents bring me straight back down to earth. Last time we went to visit them, they live interstate, they live in Melbourne, we dumped the baby with them so Angus and I could go have a weekend of frivolity. As we came back on the Sunday to pick her up and then make our way to the airport. Oh like she stayed overnight? She stayed with them and we went and had this 40th with some friends. But as we've come back to the house on the Sunday, you know, check in, get She stayed overnight. She stayed with them. And we went and had this 40th with some friends. Yeah, right. But as we've come back to the house on the Sunday, you know, check in, get her. All right.

Got to go to the airport. My dad says, hang on, hang on. Have you got room in your luggage for something? I went, oh, have you bought a present for the baby? I've told you, please don't buy stuff that we have to lug home. Yeah. We've got issues with the suitcase and weight, obviously. He said, no, no, this is for you guys. And he presented me with one of those hard case sort of document holders, I guess you'd

use them for, just from Officeworks. And I went, what the hell's this? I took it off him, weighed a couple of kilos, maybe four, five kilos. What the hell's in this? He said, well, last time we were at your house, your mother needed a pen and paper and we couldn't find one. So I just popped to office works and have assembled a bit of a stationary kit. So just pop this in the kitchen somewhere.

Was there a rubbers in there too? And a pencil? So I got Angus just to send me a picture. It's pens, highlighters and sharpies. I went, I've got all that, but you just obviously didn't look in the right drawer. Yeah, totally. But the fact that they didn't even ask and then went, you know what, we'll take this into our own hands. Yes. They're not functioning. And my issue is how insulting. You don't think I have a pen in my house, but I reckon what he's done when they've come to my house, we keep the pens in the third drawer down.

done when they've come to my house, we keep the pens in the third drawer down. Yeah. In her third drawer down, I can only find Gladwrap. I see. So she mustn't have a pen. Maybe if you looked a little harder, there were four types of post-it notes. What? Brilliant. What do I need that?

You should start just putting them everywhere. Sticky tabs, a notebook so he could rip out a whole page. Obviously that's what my mum needed back when they were visiting. Tape, a ruler. this is what got me. And to be fair, we don't own this in the house, but when do you ever need a stapler at home? Yeah, I know, when do you? But the time will come when you do.

There'll be that once a year. Stapler, staples, and a staple remover. You know the little claw guy? Which is an absolute hazard for the little one, cause that thing is sharp. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then a whole pack of rubber bands. I went, oh, dad, I can never have too many rubber bands.

I get my rubber bands from bunches of broccolini and asparagus. Totally. That's how I accumulate rubber bands. Did he give you the rubber band ball? No, he bought like a just a plastic bag full of rubber bands. And it's like neither of you and I just work from home like that. And, you know, it's so funny. What stationary like that do we need? So now we've got these hard case.

I don't know where to keep it. If you do write. It's ended up in the garage, ducko, which I know we're going to lose under all of Angus's crap in there. If you do write, were you write with a pen or you just go on your laptop or your phone? Absolutely on my phone. Yeah. The rare occurrence, I do want to do pen and paper.

Let's say I'm leaving Angus a note. I want a little sweet note or whatever. I've got a journal on my bedside table that has not seen the light of day when I got over that. So there's paper around, maybe the back of an envelope when we do get snail mail, that's still lying around. But this whole kit, now I'm going to have to remember to bring it out anytime they do come visit, so put it in pride of place. And what did they need it so badly for? What was she doing?

I never actually asked, what did you need a pen and paper for? Yeah. That now you've gone out, he would have spent a pretty penny, like all that crap adds up. It does. And also you could have stolen it from work. That's what we have work for. Absolutely.

That's what we have work for. Totally. That's where I get my toilet paper and stationery. Jess and Ducko. You are going up against it over there. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. You stationary. Jess and Ducko. You are going up against it over there. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. You told you never get hay fever. Me and Babs.

Do you think this is hay fever? I do. Your eyes are really red. As someone who's not well versed, I don't know what this is. Yeah, that's, I was like that before I got hay fever. And then it looks like hay, right Babs? Yeah. Your eyes are really red.

You're sneezing. Part of my ignorance. What's giving me hay fever? There's no trees in here. Isn't it pollen? Yeah, change in temp. Isn't it? Oh no, it can be. For me, it's change in temp. It's if it goes cold, hot.

I wondered if it was this jumper because I haven't pulled it out for a while. Is it dusty? Look at my eyes. Yeah, your eyes are really red. I look awful. Unless you have pink eye. Has Angus been sitting, falling on your face again? I was going to say sitting on your face, but I've stopped myself.

I have been very annoying. Maybe that's how he's punishing me. He's just been popping off on my pillow. Exactly. Or your jumper. Exactly. The other day though, I was having a cuddle with Gianni in bed because Angus was working late and he never just lies nicely.

He always lies long ways. So if I want to cuddle him, I've got to come from behind. So I was near butt. Oh, well, I mean, could he have farted mid sleeping? Definitely. Or just like, he left poo remnants on your pillow and then you lay on that. Yeah. Yeah. That could, that could be it. That's upsetting. You know, famously my pan. I'm seeing the doctor say, thank God. You're supposed to go for a pap smear. Can we please pivot? Can you test me for people? I know you're a gyno, but do you do face stuff as well? No, I don't. No, she's just a GP. Ah, GP's do pap smears.

I thought that was a specific, you gotta go to... Nah, if there's an issue, then we gotta go to a gyno. I'm sure gynos would do it, but that's like a specialist appointment, whereas my GP, she's a jack of all trades. So she's like a one-stop shop. She's the head and shoulders three in one. She gave, she's perched. She gave Lucio her jabs last week. Now she's doing a smear, oh we don't say smear anymore. She's doing a screening for me. When's Angel's getting his prostate checked? She is, that is talented. I mean I just do radio, I can't do all those things.

No one makes you feel crapper about your skill or intellect than seeing a GP who can pivot left right centre. Anything else bothering you? Actually yeah, could you test my pink eye? Well, I'm here. Is it an anal fish or a hemorrhoid? I can't. While you're down, man. While you're looking. I've got this rash.

Anyway. Anyway. Pfft. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. We need to investigate. Not my pink eye. No, no. There's another investigation.

You've got hay fever on pink eye. We'll know after my appointment today. Yeah, we'll know. But the other investigation that is taking a lot of our brain and energy. Yeah. Someone's tagging the word Ducco around town. We've assumed hay. Yeah.

He's bringing your name into disrepute because vandalism is not okay, Ducco We're not sure if it's my name if it's his name or what we learned yesterday Graffers, which I'm calling them. They don't use their real name for tagging. What's a graph? Oh, graffiti artists. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't use their real name for tagging. Well, of course because it's way too identifiable, isn't it? So maybe you someone else's name that they know now I saw another one yesterday I've had a lot of people reach out on Jess and Duc and message me privately saying I'm seeing these more pop-up too sightings in the wild with varying Ages it looks like some are faded. So how old's that?

We're working on getting a reformed graffiti artist and a police officer on but obviously very hard for FBI profiler We're real crimes to look at That what they said to you one of one of the Well that was once some- Vandalism is a crime! Is that what they said to you? One of the- My Jeff! He's like, we've got some real stuff going on right now.

If they want to have fun, they would come on this show. Can we claim identity theft? That's a real serious crime. I like where your head's at. Go back and say- Pivot my pitch. Pivot your pitch. Make it seem a bigger deal.

But Babs has been doing some work behind the scenes. Good on her for once in a while. She was wearing her Yellowstone jacket yesterday, so she felt like hard working off the scenes. Good on her for once in a while. She was wearing her Yellowstone jacket yesterday so she felt like hard working off the land. Yes, when she put down her hoe when she was ploughing the land. Hey man that's the actual piece of equipment. Yeah, you're right. Thank you. She didn't put down Hillary. You watched Jamie Gere in Backyard Blitz. So you put the hoe down and then worked for the show.

You were able to get onto the insider. I was, yes. No names though, anonymous. No names anonymous. I was on the phone for a while yesterday talking to them about why graffiti artists, like their motives, you know, why they might be doing this and the idea that they're signing Dukko. So they confirmed that they always use a moniker. They never use their real name.

So that's confirmed now. So this person's name is not Ducko. I don't know if you have this information, but it wouldn't even be their nickname. No, it could just be a random name that they connect with. They might have like a personal story with it where it just come up, but it's never their name. It's got nothing to do with it.

I like to think they think I'm hot or something. I don't know, I'm just vibing things out. Anyway, keep moving. So this person said this could just be some young kids. It's you! I know it's you! You see me doing it one night, I'm like, oh shit everyone's watching me! We're gonna need Babs, we're gonna need a tail ducko tonight. I'm creating my own arc.

Just like, be behind him at all times. I'm just trying to catch Jess and Insta followers. I'll get there this way. This is how I'll do it. I can't post booby stuff so I'll do this. All those titty shots I take to get for this. Yeah. That's continued. Yeah, do you want me to keep talking? Yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry.

You're gonna have to crowbar him babe because we'll go. Yeah. I know. Yeah, I know. Yeah. So this person, sorry, is saying that it could just be some young kids like playing around, you know, playing silly buggers. Did you show our anonymous insider the evidence that we have? Did

they think it gave young energy? Yes but also they said there could be a reason why this specific person is doing this because we've seen it on multiple spots right around the same area. So apparently it's very common for people that tag to go and tag a bunch of places and wait to see how long the council takes to clean it up. And if it's a while, they'll go back to the scene of the crime and do something a bit more... Bigger. Bigger. Bigger.

Flaring. Yeah. So this is stage one. It's like people who like watching their crimes in action, like he goes back to the crime scene and does it again. Back to the scene of the crime. So, in conclusion, this person might go back to the scene of the crime and thus we could catch them. We're having a team camping night.

A team stake out. I love it. Stake out. It's a stake out. Bring the smalls, shy guy. Yep. He'll bring Jay J's. Big marshmallows.

Jay J's. Excellent work, fab. So that's just a little... Did he say, did you ask him that if he thinks it's actually my name? They. Did it say whether they think it was my name or just their tag that they were using and it had nothing to do with it? Um, no comment.

I didn't get a comment on that. Oh, mysterious. Made it sound much more scared than us. Yeah. 30 seconds, 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer, can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, say pass. We'll come back of course if there is time. We're playing for 10k. Our player today is Kim.

Hello Kim. Hello. fairies time we're playing for 10k our player today is kim hello kim kimbo are you ready to take ten thousand dollars out from underneath shy guy i hope so yeah come on you can do it how do you normally go when you play along kim uh okay i suppose pretty good okay pretty good we're gonna need to spark up kim we've had a hope so pretty good You're the best at this game aren't you you are definitely gonna get 10 out of 10. Yes That's that's a girl. What do you want to spend the money on? I Want to take my little girl to Disney on Ice for her birthday Geez I hope Disney on Ice tickets aren't 5k each surely they're cheaper than that and then you can have some leftover money.

Yeah. Okay. Well, the one thing that stands between you and Disney on Ice, Kim, is the letter P. P for Princess Tiana, which you might see on Ice. Okay? Okay. All righty. Your time will start after the first question.

Starting with the letter P. We need you to name something you take on holidays. A... A... A flower? Um... Oh my gosh. A park? A country.

Oh my gosh. No. A country. Oh my gosh. No. A soft drink? Pineapple. Pineapple what? An animated character? An animated character? Come on!

Oh my god. Congratulations. You got zero correct answers. And run yourself a nudie run. Oh my god! That was so bad! I just ripped Blake! And... nudie run! You're on a nudie, Kim!

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Three or four. Yep, yep. Look, some of you take on holidays, Kim. Oh my gosh, that was so bad. It wasn't great, Kim. Could have been passport at the top there, pajamas or a pillow, a flower. Poppy, a country, Poland or Peru, a soft drink, passito, Pepsi.

Oh my god. Yeah, an animated character, Peppa Pig or Popeye, a shape, Pentagon. I'm gonna say not the hardest questions we've had. No, and P is a relatively solid letter. Yeah. Maybe you were right to be hesitant when I asked, you gonna win today?

Yeah. Kim, Kim you. Kim you. No, you haven't got my empty handed either Kim. We shouldn't be giving you a hundred dollars to spend at Freshwater Farm. It's yours. Okay, thank you so much. Thank you Kim. Yeah, third nudie run since 2023.

An elite pull. Kim, you can hold your head up high. You cannot first or last. No one remembers the people who got nine. But I'll remember the people who got zero. Great start Kim. Well done. Okay, thanks so much.

See you Kim. Just see me a lot. Try again in three to six months. Oh, I love it. Oh, sorry, wrong bit. Ah, I love it. Jess and Ducco. There's been a lot of, what could have been grim conversation on the program lately, talking

about Wills, you and I dissecting and discussing. That show's been rather depressing lately. Anyway, hope you're doing well. But then, but then, we talk about Pink Eye. So lime chat. Swings and roundabouts. But no, the Will chat's more fascinating, I think. Because discussing for you, like who you leave Lucia the chair with and I was discussing who I leave.

I mean, you've got a month old and yet that conversation has already played out with you and your wife. Have you actually signed on the dotted line or it's just been convo? My last will that I've done was from years ago where I'm leaving my iPhone charger to my father-in-law to take the piss because he always steals them. So I'm leaving him one. But we haven't done it yet. So I'm leaving him one. But we haven't done it yet.

We haven't updated it yet. Yes. Very important, obviously, to one, think about, but actually to execute. Can I be the executor of your estate? I want to call the board meeting like, you know, the big mafia boss being like, come family. And then I read out your last wishes. Yeah, okay.

I want to do that. All right. But yes, we were talking about it because Angus and I have been having the very serious convo about who we're going to leave Lucea to, who becomes her legal guardian if both of us kick the bucket. And I've noticed a couple of friends now are sort of trying to pitch. I had a girlfriend come over on the weekend and she was going above and beyond pitching why she and her husband should be the caretakers of Lucea.

I don't think people understand the caretakers of Lucia. I don't think people understand the reality of actually getting that job. Well, it's funny because I, she was doing such a good job. I was texting Angus slyly being like, I think, I think they've, she's done a really good job. Just take Jess out for a nice meal, Saga. But she drops in, well, we are already in the will of our other friends to get their two kids.

And I went, hang on, hang on, hang on. We're not having a blended family here. That's not something I've thought about. You've already been committed in someone else's will. And now that's not to say I don't die first and Lucia becomes priority number one, but hang on a minute, you've already been shotgun. You can't do that. I think I need a blank slate friend.

I agree. You and someone. Cause then she said we might have to move for the other family. I went, whoa, whoa, hang on a minute. There's so many variables, but she was trying to shotgun Lucia, put us in your will. Yeah. We'll take the dog. We'll do this. We'll do that. Yeah. So I just thought it might be an interesting conversation. Have you tried to shotgun something? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Doesn't need to be the kids. Shot shotgun anything while the person's still alive or my grandma used to have

all these like weird like mini axes like just a little like show axes now are they actually mini or just for your family they seemed that were huge no one could lift them I shotgun all of those in the will I don't know what happened to them I don't I don't get them was it sugar mama yeah sugar mama she passed away I don't know you shotgun to them. I don't get them. Was it sugar mama? Yeah sugar mama. She passed away. I don't know if I got them. You shotgun the hatchets and she left them to someone else. God if I got them I don't know where I put them. Anyway, it's always the weird thing. I haven't actually shotgun anything for my parents.

Because it's very- I think everything just gets split three ways between me and my sisters. But you know what? That's where it gets messy. Because if it's not clear, how many fights have we heard and families being fractured because they can't? Should I ask the ring? That's what I get. You should ask and you should start shotgunning. For me, I think I've told you this,

I shotgun these really specific soup bowls that we grew up with. But then I found out, cause my brother lives around the corner from my parents, he already pinched them. I went, no, no, no, I was written into the fricking will. But he's like, they're on my turf now. They're my property. Totally. Out of sight, out of mind.

Well, now I need it written in black and white so I can steal them back when the worst happens. What I always find interesting is death brings out the vultures. Like my other grandma who's still with us, 90 this year, my cousins are all asking her when you go, can we have this? I want that. I'm like actually getting, I'm like, what? Why? You can't do that. She's actually closer to death store. Don't do that.

It feels a bit cheeky and funny to do it with some people because it's such a distant point she's knocking on death door. He said, what? Meryl, can I have your bloody pearl necklace? Exactly. I want all your jewelry. I want this. I'm like, I don't want any, like, it just feels weird.

It does feel weird, but I know people want to get it in black and white to avoid this very thing. Yeah. Fighting, having to get lawyers involved. So I want to know, have you shotgun? Have you had anyone in your will? Or have your parents told you? No, there's no conversation. Not yet. But it's you versus your sister your sister. I have the feeling she'd be the favourite. So is she in line to get everything? She can have it. I don't... Whatever.

I don't want what Mum and Dad have. The least sentimental person on the planet. Mum's house is full of crap. Could you imagine Shy Guy's eulogy? She's a hoarder, man. I'm like, can you throw all this stuff out? He will get bequeathed everything and just turf it all. Yeah, he wouldn't hire a skipkin.

In loving memory. So 13 turned 60., what did you shotgun? Did you get something in the wheel? What did they actually leave you? What did they actually leave you? Maybe it was relatively insulting. Oh yeah. Like did someone leave you their treadmill? Rude. Fat shaming you from the grave. His cousin Jenny? Jenny's a hundred kilos? All right. Abcurl pro for Jenny. No. 13 10 60. Wills. What happened with the will? Have you shotgun something or did you get left something? Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. What did you get left? Did you get left anything? Did you want something in the will and I read it out

and you didn't get it? Oh did you get usurped? Yeah. Like I think I'm getting in you know my uncle's ear leave me this leave me this leave me this but so is myped? Yeah. Like I think I'm getting in, you know, my uncle's ear, leave me this, leave me this, leave me this, but so is my brother. And then my brother gets left it at the reading. There's always more drama. Absolutely. Which is why you get a will to put it all in black and white. Yeah.

But if I start playing all my friends against each other and telling them, yeah, you'll get Lucia, you'll get Lucia, and then at the reading, Daco and Morgan get Lucia. Spanner in the works. Spanner in the works. Spanner in the works. Oh, it'd be fun, wouldn't it? So what played out with you, with your family? Jordie, good morning. Good morning.

So your mum shotgun something. Yeah, so my pop was a builder and he used to make all these old little timber boats by hand, mind you, with one hand, because he had a stroke and he still managed to make them. Wow. And it was one of the last ones he made and he was still here and mum just always said to him, that's mine, I get that one. And did he leave it to her? He did and she still got it.

Okay, good. So the will went well. But it's a grim conversation, isn't it? Going like, hey dad, that's beautiful. Make sure you write that down so none of the other siblings can usurp. And he'd be like, I'm not in the graveyard. It would be odd, wouldn't it? What if two siblings said they want the same thing?

How do you sort that out? Taylor, on 13 10 60, you shotgun something in the will? Yeah, I shotgunned my Nan's recipe books. Oh the family secrets Taylor everyone would have wanted those all the cousins all the grandkids. Yeah look she's definitely the best cook in the family and she's also a really good dessert chef as well as she used to make wedding cakes and stuff like that so you know I want to like keep the tricks of the trade to myself.

So she hasn't passed yet you've just made sure write me in there Nan. Literally I said to her keep the tricks of the trade to myself. Yeah. So she hasn't passed yet. You've just made sure, write me in there Nan. Literally, I said to her, I was like, OK, Nan, I was like, I know this is weird, but I don't want anything from you when you pass. I said, honestly, I just want you cookbooks. And she's like, oh, we can organize that. She's actually been sending them down to me over the last few years. Oh, God. So I'm slowly collecting them as we go.

You don't want her to forget. And then all of a sudden the will comes out and she leaves it to someone else. I know, because how do you go, show me? Have you done it? No, have you done it? Yeah, put it in! Thank you, Taylor. And Emma, it says here your mum had a system for the kids, for the will.

Oh, yes. Hello, how are you going? We couldn't be better, Emma, even though we're talking about something relatively grim. Yeah, my mum's very much alive at the moment. My mum's a very funny person. She's got, she gave us all, we made a day of it. Gave us all like little coloured dots of like red, blue and green. And my two brothers and myself, we were forced to walk around the house and put dots on the things that we wanted. Shut up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the one thing that was funny because we have like this golden Buddha that we all used to touch its head when we were kids.

Yeah, for good luck. It was just to sit in the hallway and we all seem to put all the dots on that. So there's a Buddha sitting at the moment with a blue, red and green dots. Hang on, so she actually left all the dots, like she hasn't got around to articulate, okay, red for Emma, she wanted this, this and me. Yeah, yeah. So she's got like, we've got a shell cabinet as well. There's like little blue, red, green dots on the shell cabinet that my grandfather had. So she's very much alive and she's still, every time

we go around there, she's like,, oh is there anything else she wants? There is a cabinet that are, there is a cabinet that has all these knickknacks that none of us are really interested in but she does force them so now she just gives them as presents. She's just starting to put... She's clearing out. She's just putting dots on things herself. Yeah. Get rid of them.

Yeah. And smile from her though because then in the will reading she can be like, anything with a red dot was Emma's. Anything with a blue dot. Just walk through the house yourselves guys. Jess and Ducco. It is Tuesday and hey we announced it yesterday, Fridays Live is back. There's seven global superstars sharing the stage for one night. All the icons, all the anthems and today we can say where the stadium is.

Tell me which one. Now I've not been to this stadium. Engie? Engie. Engie. Sydney's Engie Stadium? I've not been to this stadium. Engie? Engie. Engie. Sydney's Engie Stadium. We're taking over baby. So because this is Sydney Olympic Park yeah. Yeah yes we've got spotless stadium. Oh so it's not Kudos Bank Arena and it's not a court. I love this. So Engie have got naming rights and they've gone well what's the first big show that we're gonna blow everyone out of the water with. Yes. Obviously Friday's Live. Or Giant Stadium if you know that. Oh that what it used to be. I know sport

terms. Giant Stadium. Right so it's a giant but Engie Stadium settled on 18th of October. That's the date. 18th of October this year. Keep it locked right here and hit with us. Of course you mates Jess and Ducco. Because this Thursday guys, 6am, 6am, are we telling you the full artist lineup? Oh my god so we've speculated a little bit already. Yep. Cause we played old school JARool this morning, and contrary to popular belief,

Ducko and I don't pick the music that gets played. That's the power's that be. Have they slipped in a little Easter egg? Could have. They also played old school JALO. So I'd be listening to our playlist every day from now until Thursday to piece this together. And I'd also recommend following Fridays Underscore Live.

I mean they're dropping hints all over the joint. Yeah, it's exciting. Absolutely. Up next, so you want to see more exciting, Year of the Song baby. Hello, what's the theme? Past R&B Fridays Live performance. Oh, it all ties in. Here we go.

Jess and Ducco. Year of the Song. Fridays Live has been announced for the 18th of October. It's back for 2025. So Shy Guy thought for Year of the Song, we'd take a look back at some of the previous headliners. JoJo. She performed in 2023. I was like, uh, sorry, did you say, what did you say? She, when she, cause this would be a big clue. When did she Friday's live? She did Friday live in 2023.

Last one. Jojo, I think is one of the youngest something or others to have some sort of record. Oh, great stat mate. Can you look that up, Babs, with those clues? You and me. We are killing it. I've got pink eye, what's your excuse? Babs? With those clues? Between you and me! We are killing it! I've got pink eye, what's your excuse?

Babs, have a look, there's something about how young JoJo was when she released Leave Get Out. JoJo was also the kid in the RV movie. That we like. You guys both like that trash movie. JoJo, I don't know, so what's this song, sorry? It's a little too late. I've got no idea, bro. I've got zero clue. I don't even know how old Jojo is now. Well, you've got 11 I've got real early. Duckos 2002, Jess in 2011, the correct answer is 2006

Oh right in the middle of us, bro. Quickly babes before we move on from Jojo. You got that stat? Yeah, she was the youngest solo artist in history to score a number one song on the Billboard Top 40. Really? Yes! I knew there was a tidbit! Craig David. He's from twice. 2007 and again in 2022. What else is he doing? There's only so much time he can walk away. He's too busy walking away, Ducco. I love this song. Oh it's no seven days. Oh. Seven days is a ripper. I used to just put this on when I'd run away from home. With your knapsack and all your toys bundled in a tea towel. You want to get two minutes you little turd.

Righto. Do you have a Discman then? Yeah, absolutely. You smelled her mac and cheese? Can you crawl back? I didn't get far. I lived on acreage you see, so I just got to the gate. Went down to the creek, caught a yabby, went back. I got dinner!

What year do you think it came out? Sorry, yes, the game. So if Jojo's was 2006, I'm going to lock in what you did before. O2. See, I think it is... Do you think later? Yeah. O4. Correct answer is 2000. Oh!

Turn of the millennium. Okay. C.J. Havana Brown. Oh no. We love this song. Do we? Yeah, because it inspires me that I too could be a songwriter. Yes.

Big Boonanana. Um, gee, C.J. Havana Brown. This is a bit later. What year did she do Friday's one? Two years, 2022 and again in 2023. I feel like I remember. She had DJed sort of the pre-show. Yeah, you can see we start struggling around 23 for the artists.

It was hard to align schedules. Oh this is a trash song. Now I'm glad she's squeaking a balloon. Oh man, I'm gonna say this is like... I reckon I'd dance to this. I think you would have. At the Clerves. I'm gonna she's squeaking a balloon. Oh, I'm gonna say this is like... I reckon I danced to this. I think you would have. At the Clubs. I'm gonna go 2012.

Oh, you took that right out of... Sorry, I'm gonna be cheeky. Ducko is in. 13. Alright, 2012 for Ducko, 2013 for Jess. The correct answer is 2012. Ha ha! And you were gonna do it.

Correct. Ducko won the board. The world best summer night. Travi McCoy. Oh. Alright. We've interviewed Travi, but I reckon you were away that day, Ducco. Because he was definitely Smoke and DeReefer.

Oh yeah, I think I was in Europe. I think you were. Travi performed the same year as Havana Brown and Jojo, 2023. He was on his phone and he got up literally halfway through me asking a question. I went, sorry, I need to get a charger. And we had to wait for him to go find a charger. And he came back with Smokeyver and Red Eyes. He looks like you today.

He did. But when was this song? I remember this song coming out. I'm gonna go 15. Jess is in. Is that too late? I think it might be. I'm gonna go Legs 11.

The correct answer is 2010. Oh! Damn, whatever I want, okay. Janet Jackson, she performed in 2019. I love this song. JJ, baby. Now this could be 90s, Ducco. Yeah, what song is this called again?

All For You. This has the best intro, I'm gonna say of any song in the world. I got in trouble when we were doing our week. You did, you talked over it. I got in trouble talking over the intro. This is the song that goes, oh the girls at the party, look at that party. And Shaggy tried to one clip it and then talk over it and I went, shut up.

Yeah, I let her do that part and then I was going to talk over the instrument. Oh, didn't like it. Just like the crap I was giving out. I'm going to go, you know what, I'm going to go. 01. Alright, Duc is going to is giving out. I'm gonna go, you know what, I'm gonna go... 01. Alright, Ducco's in at 01, Jessin at 98. The correct answer is 01. Ducco with the point and for the win.

Oh! God damn, someone knows his R&D. I love my Fridays live, hey, what can I say? What can you say? Thank you so much, good to be here. Congratulations. Okay, will any of those artists be returning? Find out on Thursday when we announce

our Fridays live line up. 6am. Ooh. Jess and Ducco. those artists be returning? Find out on Thursday when we announce our Friday's live lineup. 6am. Oh. Jess and Dukko. Well, well, well. Rihanna Jay-Z, is this a clue for Friday's live we announce at Thursday? Could we see Rihanna or Jay-Z in the lineup? I would. She's one of those bucket list performers.

Oh yeah. Don't you reckon? I really want her to release new music, but she's just releasing new kids. She is, pregnant with her third. Hey, you know she doesn't get nannies. She famously raises them all on her own. Really? I mean she's a busy lady. You'd understand she might need some help. Yeah.

And obviously has the wealth. Who's her partner? One of the Travis' Is it? No, ASAP Rocky. Is it ASAP? ASAP. Jeez, good on that. And they'vevis'? Is it? No, ASAP Rocky. Is it ASAP? ASAP. Jeez, good on that.

And they're still going? She's running Fenty. Say again? Isn't she running Fenty? That's what I thought. She is billionaire. They're still together. They're still together.

You don't often see that. I know. Anyway. How's your girl? Which one? And Shamalamalam. Oh yeah. Kylie Jenner.

Kylie, yeah, KJ. And Timbo. She just got surgery on her eyes, got laser surgery because she couldn't see properly and she was having car accidents, but yeah she's going well. Jeez. Yeah she was. No and they're going well. They're still together. Yeah he just, Timothy just took them to MSG, Madison Square Gardens to watch the Knicks get through to the conference finals and the NBA. He took her and her sister, um always get them confused. Kendall? Kendall, yes. He took Kendall and her to the NBA to watch the Knicks play and they're both LA fans. Oh my god.

How do the players, I know the players are superstars in their own right and you'd argue you're in their house. They're even bigger names. Yeah. But if Timothée and two of the Jenners were sitting there, I'd be like constantly just looking at them going, I can't focus on the game. Oh my god, look at these massive celebs who are sitting in front row. And there's Timothy in his big like boots with high socks three-quarter jeans wearing a daggy Knicks jumper in between two models and I'm like

This son of a gayyb I have not seen June but even I know that's from June aren't I? Good reference! You got it! Was it niche to admit it myself? It's very niche. But if you know it, you know it! Sorry Jess, that's just far too niche. He's thought, at least my quotes are in English, he's thought that it, you know it! Sorry Jess, that's just far too niche. He's doing, at least my quotes are in English. He's doing one of the languages.

It basically means he's the chosen one. What language do they speak in June? Iraqi-ian? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I should watch those. Yeah, you should. But the sand worms look real freaky.

I don't like the look of those. Yeah, they do, they look a bit gross. It's a great film though, great franchise. Third one coming out maybe this year. Possibly next year. I do love Zendaya. Yeah. Oh, we love Zendaya.

It's a good movie. Did you see her and Tom Holland gonna get married? Nothing. Yep. I didn't know that. Yeah, she was packed with an engagement ring. But her stylist, a very famous man himself, Law Roach went,

you will never see an image from that wedding. They are two of the most private celebrities. You will never see a picture. So stop trying to think when they'll come out. Tom Holland famously said he just wants to give up acting and play golf. Is he a golfer? Loves golf.

Is it better to be little in the game of golf? No, it's better to have levers. Better to be tall. Okay. Better to have levers. I don't know how little he actually is. I wonder how, can you do his height? Let's compare him to me.

Because Zendaya is tall and he looks a lot smaller than her but is she six foot? Well, Tom Holland is 1.69 metres. Can we do that in centimetres? Let's compare him to me. Because Zendaya is tall and he looks a lot smaller than her but is she 6 foot? Tom Holland is 1.69 metres. Can we do that in centimetres? I knew you were going to ask. Well that's 169 centimetres. Is it? What is it in feet?

That's smaller than me. Like is that 5'4"? In feet it is 5'7". 5'7"? That is smaller than me. Alright. Oh I messed up! The other day, the other day we had to go get our daughter for the classic Blue Book

checkup thing for their baby checkup, four weeks, whatever. And to see if they put on weight and stuff. And it had a proper height stick in there where you can stand under it and they raise it and lower it to your head. Stop it like a ride, a roller coaster. Yeah, so I then, I literally took my baby's nappy off, took Flo's nappy off and jumped onto the height stick. The chick's like, are you alright?

I was like, I really want to know my height because I always say I'm 173. And Morgan's like, you are 173 because I'm 173. I was 171. That's a big man who can admit that, Ducko. Morgan was 173. I'm like, what? She's like, maybe I grew. I was like, maybe it was all a lie. All those pregnancy hormones made her grow and you should be... It's the breast milk, god damn it. Give me some of that. And then our baby had a poo explosion everywhere. Nappiless while the nappy was off? Yeah yeah while she was weighing her.

And I was too busy getting my height checks. Oh no. I mean I'm sure worse has happened in that room but that's just an annoying clean up. Yeah it was annoying it went all over the floor and too. How's Flo? She's good. Height, weight or normal? Yeah yeah yeah she's getting chunky.

Our little girl got the same thing the measure of the other day. 85th percentile for height. Oh! I'm like, that's a tall little girl. Tall, okay. I think Flo was like 50th for weight and like 20th for height. I was like, uh-oh. Come on, Flo.

Here we come. Let's stretch out. Hey, great show. If you missed it, grab it on Listen. We're gonna get your podcast. Babs' vlog today show if you missed it, grab it on Listen. We're gonna get your podcast. Babs' vlog today, maybe one of the top two she's done. Couldn't agree more. Even though it was all BS, she was excellent in it.

Yeah, she was good in it. In the depths of the morning. So on the Listener Up, you'll find the podcast, the whole show there. And where'd boy go pee-pee? One of the great phoners. Thank you to the Rice Cookers getting involved in that. It was very funny.

An early one, but we appreciate you contributing. Everyone's getting pimple patches. Everyone's gonna patch We're out here back tomorrow. Shago dips 10k alpha bucks. I mean I'll be here. You'll be here I'll be here. I mean, let's get this pink eye cleared up You've been sneezing over there too I think we've really got some hay fever allergy stuff which at 34 I'm a little bit annoyed I'm now getting hay fever. I've never had that before in my life happened to me at 31 weird what's your antihistamine brand of choice Clarendon Clarendine Claren Claren Dine how do you say Clarendine whatever whatever

alright I'll go to the pharmacy and ask are you glad you asked? Claren time! It's not Claren time mine's the one with the Z Oh I don't know Zertec I saw the ad you can buy another brand I punch punch Zertek. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I'll go get some Zertek. The yellow sort of jelly tablets. Okay. Yeah, hit those. Alright, thank you. Alright, we've run out of music. We're out of here. Bye. Bye. Bye. Nah, nah, he wasn't even drunk much. Jess and Ducko. That was the Jess and Ducko podcast. Macca's new Tennessee barbecue range, now touring for a limited time.