Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Poop tracker

Episode Date: April 1, 2025

We wonder if theres better ways to manage Jess's pong, Ducko and Morgan have had a stressful afternoon after a few phone calls yesterday and we play Year of the SongSubscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Surprise Fries is back at Macca's, with a one in three chance to win millions of prizes. Jess and Duggo! This is the Jess and Duggo podcast. Hey everyone, to the podcast. Great to be with you all. Wonderful. Wonderful. Good show today too, everyone. And no pranks, well done. I think April Fool's pranks are still in show. Still time, Babs! Bring it in! Just wheels in a giant cake. And then she gets inside of him and pops out of him.

Nude, obviously. Babs. Early birthday. Yeah, happy birthday. Me, me, me, me. What were you thinking? Sorry. What were you thinking doing that?

Me, me, me, me. Me, me, me, me. Like Shark Eye was going off on a tangent. And I was just like, you were being like Shark Eye. You'll hear that in the show today. You will. It was great gear from Babs. Like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Yeah, blah. But then it just came out as me. Me, me, me. He's better than blah, blah, blah. Good choice. And the tone you used. Me, me, me, me. How creative is Babs?

I mean, so creative. That's what she put on her LinkedIn. Apparently I linger. And I'm just like always in the way. Inflection. In the way. Inflection ring. In the way. Excuse me, what is this? Sorry, yeah, nothing.

April Fool's. All right, dads, bring it in. I just wanted to chat about this because I don't think I can do it on the show. Okay. Well, I mean, I feel like I could have done it on the show in terms of appropriateness, but my wife wouldn't have liked it, so I bet I'd do it on the podcast. So your wife prefers it on the podcast.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fair, fair. That's a nice pivot from you. Well, I didn't ask her, but I feel like. Do you want to record it as live? I mean, we'll have the joke tomorrow. Okay, guys. So I've told you off air about how the dads put on weight during pregnancy.

Sympathetic pregnancy symptoms. Yes. Yes. So some guys, if they don't exercise, will get fatter, I guess. Whereas because I'm training so much now, I'm putting on weight, I'm actually, for the first time in a while, starting to put on muscle. I struggle to put on muscle.

When you eat, like, is your diet focused around trying to bulk and it just doesn't work for you? I'm eating so much right now. Like, I'm eating more than, I already eat a fair bit, but I'm eating lots now. Like, so much more food and lots of food, like lots of rice, curry dishes, lots of meat, like so much. And I'm not filling up as quick.

And it's because I'm putting on more weight. I'm filling up more. I'm starting to bulk up a little bit. I'm getting bigger. Then we learned about sympathetic pregnancy for husbands. I thought like finally, after 33 years of like being a slave to the gym, my body's responding. I was excited. I'm actually, I found my routine that works for me.

Nope. Just turns out it's Morgan's hormones. Yeah. We were in the bathroom last night, my wife and I, and I'm there about that works for me. Nope, just turns out it's Morgan's hormones. We were in the bathroom last night, my wife and I, and I'm there about to go to bed. I've got no shirt on, and she's got no shirt on as well. She's rubbing oils on her belly for no stretch marks.

And she's like, let's have an audible sigh. She's like, I feel bloated. I'm constipated. And the baby keeps hiccuping, which is vibrating my vagina and my butthole. And I looked in the mirror. I've never heard that before. Yeah, the baby's sitting, because the baby's sitting so low, it's hiccuping and it's vibrating her vag. And she keeps going like, ah, it's like she's got a vibrator.

Is it like coming out as a queef? Or just, does it come out? Actually, I'll audibly, I'll check. I don't think I can hear anything. This is the second day I've never mentioned the word queef on the podcast. It's one of the great words. What was it? Oh, yeah.

Yesterday I was queefed. That's right. Yeah, you. Wow. So she's like my butthole. Not me. Not me. All right. Nipples. Gerb it? Oh, yeah. Yesterday. That's right. Yeah, you. Wow. So she's like my butthole. Not me. Don't me. All right.

Nipples. Gerbils. Gerbils. Anyway, that's amazing. So her butthole and her nipples are like vibrating. She can feel that. Not her nipples. Sorry.

Her butthole and her vagina are vibrating from the baby. And our baby keeps getting hiccups. I don't know what that says. Yeah. Anyway, she's saying all that. Just like looking in the mirror. And I look in the mirror. And I'm looking fucking good, man.

I picture you and I doing, you are doing, you know I did bodybuilding for 3 weeks. You're doing the poses. Tell your tense and flex. Look at my legs. I start doing the peck dance. I go, honey, thanks to you and the hormones, I've never looked better. She's like, I'm fucking glad you're enjoying this. I'm hot as shit.

Look at me, baby. Look at me. I've got no baby queefing out of my vagina. My farts are just pure daco. Oh, look at me. But this. See these? Yeah, yeah.

So anyway. Just on our channel. I like that we need it. Made her feel fantastic. She was like, fuck you. I'm glad you're enjoying this. Sorry. And let's remind for anyone who has missed it, your nickname for her during pregnancy.

Migaloo. I just call her Mig now. When she rolls it, I'm like, hey, Miggy. Then she refers to herself. You wouldn't be Aussie if you didn't shorten the nickname. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She refers to herself as Migaloo. So she's like, Migaloo's tired.

I'm like, oh. And baby Migaloo's pushing on my butthole and making me do this. So you never had that? Honestly, no. Oh, that's interesting. But I'm a gassy lady. Maybe it was all that. I just thought it was me.

I was going to imagine waking up at night because your vagina's vibrating from something inside you. That's wild. We've said it before and we'll say it again. What the female body goes through. It's unbelievable. I have some sympathy for the male body now. I'm putting on size. As you put on the gun show of an evening.

Anyway. She wouldn't let you do that on air, would she? No, I mean, she might have, but I didn't ask her about talking about her vagina. Yeah, I couldn't have got as visceral with my explanation of her vagina butthole vibrating. Fair, fair. I mean, we could have done it at 6.10, but then we'll have old mate fucking complaining again. Oh, people suck so much. People, I know.

That's all right. I found out ACMA codes don't apply to podcasts. Oh, suck. No rules. I don't even know why we bother with the E label sometimes. Goddamn warning. It's better to be safe than sorry. Yeah, we'll put it on.

Bring it in, bubs. Surprise. Gurbles. Jess and Taco of the week. It's Tuesday, team! It's everyone's favourite month, April. Oh, it's April. Oh, my God!

It's the first. Oh, my God, guys. It's birthday month. Sound me along! There's no fooling about that. It is birthday month. Today is the day to finally admit, Ducco, your daughter isn't actually due in two weeks. You won't be missing my birthday for the birth of your own child.

That was all a big old gag, wasn't it? Now you'll be here. I'll be here. I'll come. If my daughter's born that morning, I'll come do the show with you. Speaking of April Fools, look, we're all here. I actually thought, who's not going to rock up? I never remember what day is April Fools. Obviously, it's the first.

It's the first. I'm really annoyed at myself for not capitalising on April 1st. I could have bought the opposite of this thing and presented it to you very sincerely. You're a gift for me. I told you yesterday I had a little gift. Yes. And I need to actually give my husband credit. He spotted

this in Best and Less as we were checking out, and he went, should we get that for the duck man? Hilarious. So credit to Gussie, but I'm annoyed we didn't buy the blue version because we should have got the blue version and given it to you with all sincerity because, let's be real, your daughter will be born in the great state of New South Wales. But from me and Gussie.

She's a Queenslander. And Babs and Chaga. I'll just tuck them in. Oh, it's a little Queensland one. Yes. How good is that? Best and last have a full origin. Love it.

They have full origin range from, yeah, newborn up into adult. That's so cute. I was going to buy you the matching. That's so cute. Because that would be like perfect timing for her as well. What are those disgusting things you and Morgan wear, the big robe? Oodies. Oodies.

They had maroon. Oh, maroon oodies. Maroon oodies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was like, no, no, it's enough. You and Morgan wear the big robe. Oodies. Oodies. They had maroon. Oh, maroon oodies. Maroon oodies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was like, no, no, it's enough. You know me too well. This is fantastic. Thank you, Angus.

Thank you. Yes. I was having this chat with Morgan. I paid, though. Obviously. It wasn't out of the shared account. I was having this chat with Morgan yesterday about our daughter being a Queenslander. When is Game 1?

Game 1, it's like in a... So she's here for it? It'd be, is it in June or end of May? Standby. I like that you're asking me. I thought you were on Google. Yeah, yeah. So I said to Morgan, she's going to be a Queenslander,

but she's born in New South Wales. That's the thing. And Morgan's like, I've got friends who were born in Queensland, but no, born in New South Wales, but grew up in Queensland and had their heritage in New South Wales. Because the whole thing, state of origin May 28 Say again?

May 28 We even know she was conceived in the great state of New South Wales You know, you could have gone with a blanket Yeah, we banged up north So technically her origin, no We know I know, I've pondered Can we just do it up north?

Pop her out up north That's alright, when she gets of age You can ask her what religion do you want to follow and which state of origin. Which is religion. She'll be a little Queenslander, for sure. So no baptising or putting on onesies until she can decide for herself. She'll go out with daddy watching the Maroons and Broncos and she'll be like, I guess I've got to go for them.

I've got to. Anyway, that's very cute, thank you. You're very welcome. I'm glad you didn't get a blue one because I would have chucked it in the bin. I'm sure you can appreciate, you know, best and less and baby stuff, not the most expensive present I've bought you. But I should have got the blue one as a joke. That would have been funny.

That would have been a great waste of money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really good waste of money. Is what I'm saying, a great waste of money. But Angus did that classic thing. They were quite high on the rack. Oh, yeah. And I was like, ask the lady.

And he was like, that's all right, I'll get it. And was literally trying to jump, flick it off. I'm like, just ask the lady. It's like me getting cups out of my cupboard. Have to get Morgan on all fours to stand up on her back. Come here, honey. It's fine. She has a great base.

But yes, happy April Fool's Day. Thank you. Happy origin. That's very nice. That's made my... See, Tuesday's going to be fantastic now, guys. And then I thought, do I wait until Adam Elliott is in? Oh, that'd have been nice.

Obviously, our NRL footy sport correspondent. Yes. You know, connection to the origin there, but can't help myself. Maybe we'll have a chat with him about the origin connections. Yeah. Let's discuss that with him. We can decipher it a bit more. I love that.

What he thinks your daughter... Yeah. Well, who he thinks your daughter should follow. Yeah, I like that. Let's do that. Hey, we still have a big show, though. Of course, Alf daughter, or who he thinks your daughter should follow. Yeah, I like that. Let's do that. Hey, we still have a big show, though. Of course, Alpha Box, your chance at 10K. The Gift Baby Registry, this thing is pumping today.

We've got that sleep pack, two pairs of noise-cancelling headphones, two pairs of loop earplugs. This is valued at $1,000. Mate, lucky I got you a little present today. Maybe take the sting out of that present being taken off you, taken off the registry. Yeah, thank you. Given to a cooker.

Yeah, and we have $500 Budgie Smugglers. This is unbelievable. Get involved in the show. Yeah, thank you. Given to a cooker. Yeah. And we have 500 bucks budgie smugglers. This is unbelievable. Get involved in the show. You never need an invitation. Never. If something pricks your ear and you go, I'd like to contribute. Just call in. You bloody call in.

13, 10, 60. That's why Babs is employed. That's why she's there. To take your calls. Look at her now. Morning, Babs. Good on you. How are you today?

Quickly, Shaga. Yeah, good. Yeah. Good. I wish you saw me park today, Shaga. Oh, you nailed it. I got it in one. Yeah. I'll go. me park today, Shargar. Oh, you nailed it? We caught it in one, yeah. I'll go, I'll look on my camera.

Oh. Your camera? What do you mean? My dash cam. Oh! Does that record even when the car's not on your thing? It does record when I'm not there, but yeah. Oh, that's exciting.

Okay, all right. Up next, though, you guys know I live next to share houses of girls. Yep. Tried to be cool yesterday, make some conversation with one of them as they were leaving. These are not the ones you have the long-running feud with, who park over your drive. It is that house, yeah. That feud's dead now.

We're moving forward. I love that. We've moved forward. I love that. It's all good. You know my wife, she's, you know, she's resting B-phase. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Doesn't smile at the best of times.

Okay, so you're now trying to smooth things. But I look like a big idiot with something I said to one of them yesterday. Okay. Embarrassing yourself to one of them yesterday. Embarrassing yourself in front of the youth. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. You know, I've got the young girls that live next to me. On one of the other houses, one of them plays football with Babs.

No way. Yeah, what? Do you know her, Babs? Or is she just... I don't really know who you're talking about. Oh, she's carrying a bag of balls. I swear your housemates said said, bag of soccer balls. Yeah, one of my housemates did say that they possibly live near you. Yeah, definitely is.

I just don't know which ones. She trains on the same night as you, I'm pretty sure. You're surrounded by rentals which have 20-something girls. Yeah, girls. Yeah, yeah. So one house next to me is five girls, and the house next to that is three dudes. They all have girlfriends. All the girlfriends sleeping over. And all the girls have boyfriends house next to that is three dudes. They all have girlfriends. All the girlfriends sleeping over.

And all the girls have boyfriends. So the street is just jam-packed with cars. At P-Plates, everywhere. Oh, my God. There's just cars everywhere. And the other house is rentals, but they're all a bit older. Yeah, right. So it's just share houses everywhere.

So people are coming and going from this girl's house next to us, but I know the main kind of four that live there. One of them, you know, I say hi to a few of them or whatever, but Morgan doesn't have much relationship with them. There was a whole saga about you sending Morgan out to fight your battles when they were parking over your driveway. So she's probably feeling, well, I'm not going to go over with a cup of sugar now, am I? One of them did say, hey, is it cool I park over your driveway?

I heard that's fine. I said, yeah, that's fine. And then Morgan bitched about it for months and then Morgan had to fix it. So like, you know, fair enough. You're preparing her for motherhood, having to fight the baby's battles. So true, yeah, that's fine. And then we went and bitched about it for months and then Morgan had to fix it. So like, you know, fair enough. You're preparing her for motherhood, having to fight the baby's battles. So true. Yeah. But we get out of the car yesterday and there's a removals van.

And we're like, oh, like someone's moving in. And we see this girl that I did not recognize and she's getting stuff out of the car or moving her. And I was like, oh, you know, I said to Morgan, we better, we're in the car at this stage and we better be nice to her. But Morgan's like, why do you care? I'm like, we've got to be nice to our neighbors more. You never know. And I was like, oh, you know, I said to Morgan, we better, we're in the car at this stage, we better be nice to her. Morgan's like, why do you care? I'm like, we gotta be nice to our neighbours, Morgan, you never know. I go, hey, how are you? And she's like, good. And I was like, I was like, welcome to the street. Oh, you did not. Are you 75?

I don't know, man. I don't know why I said it. I think she's like 22. I was like, welcome to the street. And she's like, she like, I've been here for two years. I'm moving out. I was like, oh, all the best with your future endeavors. It was a pleasure to live next to you. I have face blindness. I'm so sorry. I'm really good.

I don't know who you are. I've got many strengths, but remembering names and faces is not. Morgan just pissed herself and went inside. And I was just like sat in my own filth. Like I was just like, oh my God. You wallow in that. Oh, serves you right. Jess and Ducko.

Hey, it's Babs and this is my blog. Men's Operation Superstar Bratslay. This is an April Fool's joke. Yeah. Babs' blog on a Tuesday. Stop it, wouldn't hear of it. We're keeping her on her toes because she was getting a bit comfortable at Thursday. Yeah, she was enjoying it too much.

So I was like, let's shake it up. Ease it into the weekend. Wednesday was nice too. Yeah, halfway through. No, that's dip day. You were taking the spotlight away from the dip. Yeah, yeah. So you got punted from Wednesday to Thursday.

And then Adam Elliot on the Thursday. So we just keep punting you until we find a spot. To the worst day of the week. Hell yeah. But now it could be the best. You have the chance to make it the best. That's true. That's a lot of pressure on the young lady's shoulders.

Yeah. Anyway, well, you guys asked me for the juicy stuff. Yes. So I'm going to start by asking, what do you put on your fridge? Like magnets? Did you think this was going boudoir territory? No, never with her. What a stupid reaction for me to think she was bringing us something

our definition of juicy. Sorry, what do you mean on the fridge? So, like, what do you put on the fridge door? Like magnets. My daughter's art. Maybe a calendar. Oh, I think we've got some emergency services like the Poison's Hotline.

Yes, we've got that now. We've got that now. Kids coming in. And I've got all the people who do the mail drop for their cleaning services and stuff. I never use them, but I just chuck them on the fridge. Yes, maybe. Maybe I'll use Maria one day. Okay.

Well, I live in a share house with two other girls, and our fridge does not look like that. At the moment, there is a giant whiteboard on the fridge that says, Our Poop Tracker. Oh my goodness. You just sent us a photo. Did you write this? Yes. I was going to say,

that's your handwriting. That's my handwriting. Me and Lucy came across. Did you draw that little emoji? I did, yes. This little poop emoji. Is this to see how many times you're pooing in a week

to see if you're healthy? Yes. But also, it's like a competition. It's a comp. I thought it was who has to clean the bathroom. Well, Billy's cleaning up the comp.

Oh, she's run away with it. Babs is just punching it. Sorry, when did this start? Is this a total of a week? Yeah, this is a total of a week. Okay. That's hilarious. What is veggie crisp is disgusting.

That's not relevant to that. Side message. Okay, all right, never mind. Yeah, so me and Lucy came across TikTok. Is that your code word for the toilet? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The veggie crisper needs to clean. Babs needs to clean.

Veggie crisper has mold in it. Oh, I see. Someone's going to clean it. You're saying someone. That's totally irrelevant. Because you're the mum of the house. So why did you start this? Because you don't like talking about that stuff.

Yeah, toilet humor is not really your jam. No, it's just funny. Me and Lucy came across TikTok the other day. And we were in one of those afternoon moods where we kind of just felt a bit silly. And we were laughing about it. This is one of the rare days you weren't crying. Yeah, exactly. This is how she's pulled herself out of the funk.

Yeah, I was like, let's make a poop tracker. It'll be funny. That is funny. She started journaling and tracking her poops. It's also very healthy because you can see how many times you're going in a week. It's just also fun because now I get texts in the middle of the day when the girls are at work and they're like, oh, add one to the board. Oh, they're not just at homes. They can be anywhere. Oh, sorry. This is a home poop tracker.

So you can see who's clogged the toilet again. No, you've had issues with these girls about buying amenities for the home. You feel like you were always lumped with the dishwashing liquid, the washing powder. You now have a very bad case against you. You're going to have to be all the toilet paper. You're winning 6-11.

Like, you've punched out 11. Is this just this week? Yeah. It's Tuesday. No, since, like... Now we're dipping into... Well, Monday was big for you. Holy hell, now...

Well, I ate Indian food, though. Yes, you did have some butter chicken. Oh, goodness gracious me. Good luck today. No, it's from, like, the previous Tuesday. Okay, so how long do you keep have some butter chicken. Oh, goodness gracious me. Good luck today. No, it's from the previous Tuesday. Okay, so how long do you keep it? Is it a month? Well, we haven't really discussed this yet.

We're thinking maybe weekly and then keep a weekly tally of who won the week. And then who wins the year. I know you should do it. Whoever wins the week gets out of doing a set job or task. Yeah, that would be cool. Oh, but see, now if we're rewarding it, now we're... People are going to start lying about it. The honesty policy. I don't know if we can trust these ladies. Babs will be honest. Oh, but see, now if we're rewarding it, now we're... People are going to start lying about it. The honesty policy.

I don't know if we can trust these ladies. Babs will be honest. We should do this at work. We should do it at home. Well, that's what I also was going to suggest. Oh, yeah, let's do that. We should make one at work, but it only be for work time, maybe. I'm going to wipe the floor with all of you.

Yeah, that's why I don't do it at work. Yeah, I normally just... Because the squatty potty thing that you guys got me is not here, so I do that at home. Yeah, you need that. I need that. I totally agree. I think this was in the bath last night, and we have a bit of a, like, at least don't be

in the same room while you're going. And I was like, can I peenie your head? He's like, yeah, it's fine. So I sat on the toilet, but then, you know, sometimes you don't know what I'm wearing. You always were going to. It was always coming out. I'm so sorry. I was like, get out of the bath.

He's like, no, I'm here. You called him to get out of the bath. You can't get him out of the bath. I can't snap it off like that. I don't want Waddle to the laundry. You could have just gone to the other door the entire time. I could have, but we were chatting and I was like, I just need to wee. Whoops. Gets you going, doesn't it?

So yeah, you don't want to be in competition with me. Yeah. But we should do it for work for like just in general. Just in general. So you clock them over the day. That's kind of fun. I like that. That's fun. That's a bit of fun. So I tried to do this app with Jess years day and then we can, that's kind of fun. I like that. That's fun.

That's a bit of fun. So I tried to do this app with Jess years ago. Years ago. And that's when I was such a prude. I was so buttoned up. Rate my poop. And it was like,

well, I think you sent a photo maybe and it was like where you did it, how big it was. And it was like, you could rate on it. It's a full app. It's a full thing. It was like words with friends.

Yeah. And it was like, you sync up. And I was like, oh, Ducco's done a big one and it shows you where it is. And I give it like a four out of five rating. And I was like, ew, you're gross. We just met. Now I'm like, oh, Ducco's done a big one, and it shows you where it is. And I give it a four out of five rating. I was like, ew, you're gross.

We just met. Now I'm like, you want to come over and look? Yeah, you have 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. You can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, say pass. We'll come back, of course, if there is time.

They're the rules of engagement. We know we're playing for $10,000, and our player today is the one and only. It's Kelly. Hello, Kelly. Hey. Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. Kelly. Got $10,000 to give away. This is no April Fool's joke. It's Kelly. Hello, Kelly. Hey. Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. Kelly.

I've got $10,000 to give away. This is no April Fool's joke. This is real. What do you want to do with the money? I would love to go on a holiday to Thailand. Beautiful. What with a partner, with the family? With the family.

Beautiful. A bit of PP Island with the fam. Yeah. That would be lovely. Well, Kelly, one thing stands between you and jet-setting away. It's the back end of the alphabet for you today, Kel. It's Zed. Oh, God.

Okay. Do we say Zed or Zee here? I don't know. I say Zee, but I don't know. I say Zee. You say Zee, so let's go with what Kel says. Okay, yeah. Zee.

I don't know what the right way is. No. One's American and one's Australian. Yeah. Jay Zee. I called my son Zeke. Oh, okay. Oh, well I know what the right way is. No, I feel like one's American and one's Australian. Yeah, well, I called my son Zeke. Oh, okay. Oh, well, that's a great omen. There you go. This is fantastic.

Kelly, all right. You, Zeke, and the rest of you, off to Thailand. I can feel it in my waters. Oh, yeah. Go to the White Lotus. Are you ready to rock? I am. All right, your time will start after the first question.

Starting with the letter Z, we need you to name something you cook. Pass. A movie. Zoolander. A country. Zimbabwe. A number. Zero.

A brand. Pass. A periodic element. Zinc. A fast food chain. Pass. A six element. Zinc. A fast food chain. Pass. A six-letter word.

Pass. Something in a horror movie. Pass. A celebrity. You know, we were on a bit of a roll there, and I thought, here we go. We ended up with four. So something you cook could have been zucchini. Oh, God, yes. A bran, Zara.

A fast food chain, Zambreros. A six-letter word, zombie or zinger. Zinger. Chaga has zingers every day. And then a celebrity could have been Zendaya. Zac Efron. Yes, Zac Efron. And then something in a horror movie could have been a zombie.

Oh, yeah. Hindsight. Look, you don't go away empty-handed, Kelly. It's not $10,000. We will give you $100 cash, though. Oh, great. Thank you. Put that in the Thailand fund.

Or maybe put it in a high-interest fund, and you could go off in a couple of years. How old is Zeke, Kelly, if you don't mind me asking? 17. Okay, great. Perfect. Great segue. Because up next, we're asking, how if you don't mind me asking? 17. Okay, great. Perfect. Great segue. Because up next we're asking, how do you get rid of the stink? Because one of the people in this room smells sometimes.

Thank you for saying sometimes. It's not all the time. It's not like I have a medical issue. It might be medical. When you get excited. I'd imagine Zeke, as a 17-year-old boy, can get a bit of stink about him every now and then. Yes, yes. How do you get rid of the stink with him?

Lots of deodorant. Lots of deodorant. Lots of Bleach Africa. When you go into his room sometimes, Kelly, if the door's been closed for a while, are you just like a punch to the face? It's a bloody nightmare, to be honest. I don't go in there. Change your own sheets, Zeke.

I ain't touching that. Thanks, Kelly. Play Half-Lux again at 8 o'clock for $10,000. That is coming up own sheets, Zika. I hate touching that. Thanks, Kelly. Thank you. Play Half-Lux again at 8 o'clock for $10,000. That is coming up next with Chatting Stink. Jess and Ducco. Smells like Bigfoot's dick. I am hungry all the time.

My mum has flagged. What's going on? You just keep eating. Just keep eating. Bottomless pit. But that's different. That's two different issues. So, how did this come up yesterday?

Well, it comes up all the time on this show. Yeah. Jess has a friendly pong. I don't like deodorant. You stink. Because I have eczema. And I find it flares it up when I apply deodorant. You stink.

But the issue is, in this job, we're in a small, soundproof, air-locked studio. Get in my belly! Wrong. He would stink. And when I get excited by about 7.30, you're up and about. You start sweating. It's the body's natural response to excitability. All of a sudden, Shy Guy starts getting gassed.

He goes down. The number of HR emails I've deleted, I'll read them from from him via HR. You don't like deodorant because of the eczema. I don't like deodorant and the eczema, it hurts. And you go hippy-dippy about crystals. I did. I tried the crystal one for a while.

You have to do a chant and then you roll it on. But I realised after three weeks there was a small plastic, it almost looked like a big contact over the crystal. I didn't see it. It's invisible to the naked eye. So I actually was just rubbing the plastic cap on my arms. The crystal wasn't even touching me. It was never working.

It was never working. Anyway, my husband sort of cracked it. And he went, you've got to do something. You've got to try an aerosol. Maybe rubbing a roll on is the issue, exacerbating the eczema. Get a Rexona on there. But I don't like breathing in aerosol. I feel like it's bad.

And he was like, just block your nose and hold your mouth shut. Yeah. I'll get you a mask if I don't like breathing in aerosol. I feel like it's bad. And he was like... Just block your nose and hold your mouth shut. Yeah. I'll get you a mask if I need to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like his lawn mowing mask. So I was trying the hypoallergenic aerosol. But yesterday, my eczema flared.

So in the bin. So it really does bring up the eczema. So today, we're free. Oh, yeah. You also don't use soap for the same reason. And you have 20 second showers. That's not a lie or an exaggeration. I get bored in the shower.

I wash my pits and bits with some hypoallergenic soap. Your pits need to be high pressure hose. Angus has asked me to go back into the shower because it wasn't long enough. His words from the living writers here. Not long enough. I'm timing you. All water companies are like, I'm like, living writers here, not long enough. I'm timing you. All water companies are like. I'm like, Luchia needs me.

I've got to get out. I'm offsetting your two showers a day. I'm just. Sometimes I have three. Oh, my goodness. I have to shower before work, and I have to shower before bed. People who don't shower before bed make me sick. So Angus had a tub last night, and he goes, do you need to have a shower first?

And I went, no, I had one a few hours ago. He's like, what, at three? I went, yeah. No, you need a new one. You've sweated. I wash my face and brush my teeth. Oh, the bed. Oh, no.

Are we all showered before bed, the rest of the team? Yes, absolutely. I usually do, but then I'm having two showers a day. That's ridiculous. What? 3 p.m. was fine. I didn't do anything. No, but you're still sweating.

You're not doing anything in here and you're still sweating. Hey, I'm working overtime in here. Smells like big mud stick. There is footage of me. I've nearly broken this TV screen behind me. Like, jump up. It's physical activity, this job. So what we want to do on 131060 is we want to ask, does your partner stink?

Who smells? Who smells in the house? Who smells in your household? And how do you get rid of the stink? Basically, stinks anonymous. Come on in. Do you know, every time we do talk about do you get rid of the stink? Basically, Stinks Anonymous. Come on in. Do you know, every time we do talk about this, which comes up way more often than I should be proud of.

You bring it up. I get. Do you bring it up a bit? I get. Yeah. Do you want a recommendation? I'll do. Hilarious.

So now on my list is to try Mitchum. Someone wrote me a full review being like, Mitchum, Mitchum. I use Nivea for men. Okay. That thing slaps. It does it. It's good. How's your eczema?

I don't have eczema, though. I don't have any skin allergy. Roll-on or aerosol? I'm always an aerosol. I don't think roll-on works as well. Okay. And then your friends or someone who always wants to share it, and there's a road to use.

Do you shave your pits or you got hair under there? I don't shave my armpits. No, yeah. Some athletes shave their armpits. Thanks so much for calling me an athlete. No, I'm full hair. Wow, you're quite bushy. Yeah, I've got a fair bit of armpit hair.

I don't know if I've ever seen you in a singlet, like, to have seen those. Oh, you've seen me without a shirt on, though. I want, you've got to do ancestry DNA, because you've got something in you. What am I? Yeah, I definitely do. You have got Greek or Italian, there's something. I reckon, it's definitely not French. You're so Greek.

It certainly isn't. I don't know what I've got in me, but it's not that. You've got something from my side of the ditch. Like, you are hairy boy. Yeah, I am. My butt and my armpits. It's not about me, Jess. This is about you smelling.

13, 10, 60. Who smells in your household? Does your partner stink? Do you have any advice? Any tips for smelly over here? I've heard Mitchum. I'll try Mitchum. What's a smelly character in a show or some form of-

Pepe Le Pew? No, but he's French. I don't want to be a French skunk. I'll work on that. Anyway, help our skink. 131060 was saying, how do you get rid of the stink? Do you have a partner that stinks? You stink.

It's a real proud moment for me. Who stinks in the house? Smells like big, fun stink. Here I am just innocently sharing with you guys that, you know, this new deodorant I'm trying is not working. Just in the dying hours of the show yesterday. And now you want to do Who Snigs? I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

It's not the same. You're so rude. Chili, baby back ribs. Come here, I'm going to eat you. That was a great scene. Chili. My husband did flag. Yes.

This approach of not using anything, it's not working. Yeah, because you started off doing nothing, manifesting, that didn't work. The earthing didn't work. I haven't walked in with that kinesiologist who said she could cure it. Yeah, I don't think that's going to work. Crystals, crystals didn't work. And also then you were rubbing the plastic part of the top of your crystal deodorant on there. That didn't work. I maintain I wasn't getting the chant correct.

But hey, we'll never know because I moved on from the crystal. It was hard to pronounce. It was. You get bad eczema and that flares up with your deodorant, but the problem is when you get excited, you sweat. Sorry I have a good time at work. Pardon me. No, no, no. We want you to have fun. We just want fun safety. We're under the umbrella of

work here. We're all together in the one umbrella. How I haven't been flagged for OH&S. See, this is sort of us flagging you, isn't it? Thanks for not jobbing on me. It's one thing, though, to have a conversation here. It's another to get called into people and culture. For grooming standards. Into the crying room.

How embarrassing. Oh, I know. I know. Into the crying room. I did actually, taking you behind the curtain, I wanted to do a full arc where the boss brought you in and we recorded it. And then he's like, no, because that could be taken the wrong way.

Get Rebecca from People and Culture. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And be like, hey, so there's been a few complaints about you. Everyone's like, no, Ducker, that's too far. I was like, oh, all right. Oh, that would have been great. Ballroom. Yeah, who shot that?

That would have been great. Yeah. I would have crumbled like a house of cards. I would have cried. Can't do anything these days, Jess. Yeah, really can't. Everyone's so sensitive. Mainly me.

But it would have been funny if we found out after. So we've got a Rob. We've got a Rob on 131060. Rob, do you have someone that smells in your house? Good morning, guys. Yeah. My wife is basically Jess, minus the eczema. Oh, she doesn't even have eczema as an excuse.

No, but the personality is the same, down to the point I was telling Babs that she's even obsessed with trying to suck my toes. No way, Rob. I'm going to need, I'm going to need, what's your wife's name, Rob? Stacey. I'm going to need Stacey's details. This is my girl. We should start a club.

You guys are queens. It's scary. Hilarious. So what do you do, Rob, when Stacey's smelling a bit, does she not use any deodorant? How are we navigating? She just forgets. She just forgets, you know, like she's borderline ADD. And I just say, did you forget again?

Because we train at the gym a lot. And yeah, two second showers. I'm like, that wasn't long enough. That's so funny. Oh, my God. Oh, Rob, my thoughts go out to you. There's my people. Oh, Stacey. That's funny. I've just got some DMs here, my God. Oh, Rob, my thoughts go out to you. There's my people. Yeah. Oh, Stacey.

That's funny. I've just got some DMs here, Ducko. People are suggesting no pong. Deodorant is good and, you know, hypoallergenic. So, Rob, maybe you can go buy Stacey some no pong. Shout to Stacey. We're sitting this morning on her way to work. You smell, honey?

We've got a Megan on 131060. Thanks, Rob. Megan, who smells in your household? My daughter. She's 22. And, oh, we've got a Megan on 131060. Thanks, Rob. Megan, who smells in your household? My daughter. She's 22, and oh, my God, my boys can play back-to-back games of footy and get in the car, and I'd rather have the whole footy team in the car. Interesting. What's going on with your daughter?

Is she also anti-deodorant, or what's up? Well, I think she's anti-everything, but she's filthy. She's gross. Who raised her? She's not like my others. My eldest looked it all up, and she got on to salicylic and glycolic body wash. And since she's been using that, we can actually stay in the same room. Oh, my God.

That sounds medicinal. Yeah, it does. Glycolic body wash. Say it one more time. What was it called? Salicy. Glycolic body wash. Say it one more time. What was it called? Salicylic, salicylic and glycolic body wash. Okay, salicylic. Duggar, my birthday's coming up.

So we've got both. You know I'm doing a no spend here, so you're going to have to get it for me. I'm going to contact salicylic and something body wash and be like, do you want an ambassador? Trust me, if you can cure this, your product will go through the roof. Last time I did shower content, it did very well on social, so I'll give you the analytics. And Jade, one more for us, 131060, who in your house smells, Jade? My partner's feet.

Oh, just the feet. You know the body part it's originating from. Oh, yeah, his toes are black. Oh, they're like dirty. He's got like a fungal infection. Oh, right now we're getting into a whole other territory. Wow. I had to send him to the foot doctor.

Oh, what happened? He's got like a fungal infection going on from wearing wet shoes and shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, that is stinky. Well, that's tomorrow's chat. How bad are your feet? Why aren't you sucking toes? Jess and Ducko.

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Well, why not? Well, why not indeed? Why does he need $1,000 to spend at Bunnings or the Iconic? So we took it all off you to give to the rice cookers. It's all thanks to the legends as well. Baxco Homes, customise your dream family home with award winning Baxco homes and today, thanks to the team, we have a sleep pack, two pairs of noise cancelling headphones plus two pairs of loop

earplugs. That's right, valued at close to a thousand bucks. You had to listen out for the crying baby. Yes you did. Just like Stephen! That was my big welcome to the show Stephen and I've stumbled on the final hurdle. Steve, you there?

Yeah, I'm here. Good morning. Stephen, congratulations, babe. You're walking away with this prize from the registry. Thank you. What's going on in your life? So we've got our second child due in two and a half weeks, and I'm going to wear these every night.

Oh, busy household. Drown out both of them. Yeah. I'm going to wear both headphones. The green ear ears and the big ovaries. It feels like I could have used these instead of giving them to Steve. A hundred percent. Yeah.

Stephen, do you in about two weeks? My God, it might sync up with Morgan. What's your date, Stephen? Easter Sunday. Oh, okay. I might sync up with Morgan. What's your date, Stephen? Easter Sunday. Oh, okay. I might see you in the hospital, mate. We could be brothers. We might be sitting in the coffee room away from the crime.

With our headphones on together. Yep. Well, congrats, mate. You enjoy those. All yours. And good luck for the baby. Thank you. You too.

Stephen, before we leave you, we haven't had too many dads on. No. There's been a lot of mums who have joined the show or people without children. Thank you. You too. Stephen, before we leave you, we haven't had too many dads on. No. It's been a lot of mums who have joined the show or people without children. Your best piece of dad advice for Ducko expecting his first? Absolutely. So my first is a little girl as well. Enjoy it while they are little because it goes too quick.

Oh, yeah. I'm excited for this little face. Blink and they'll be a bloody toddler and then a teenager and then... They honestly do. Yeah. Oh, that's very sweet, Steve. Well, thanks, Steve, and good luck. Good luck for your journey. All right.

Thank you. We have more prizes on tomorrow. Listen to this. This is personally my favourite. This is what sparked it all, Ducker. I told you guys this is what I was getting and you went, no, we're taking it off you. This is why you were punished.

This is going to be fantastic. Tomorrow, 65-inch TV, brand new, plus a PlayStation 5. Hang on, I'm seeing another plus. Yeah. We will throw in a copy of the new release Assassin's Creed Shadows game. Obviously. Why not? May as well chuck that in there too.

Steve's just listening to that and being like, oh, I've called the day early. Oh, God damn. So that's tomorrow. Anytime you hear the crying baby. What were you thinking putting a TV in PS5? You reckon you're going to have time to play PS5? Yeah.

You're a busy man. I'm going to take it up now. Jess and Daco. I want to know, did you learn something about your parents later in life? So maybe you're an adult yourself and started having actually more meaningful conversations or found an old journal, found an old photo. Yeah. Like, Dad, you were in jail for three years?

Well, what? Tax fraud? What? What a thing to learn about. That's exactly what I'm looking for, Dago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of makes my story a little pale. Oh, sorry.

But hey, if that's what you got, that's what you got. For Christmas last year, I bought my parents something called StoryWorth. And it's basically a subscription. It goes for 52 weeks. It doesn't necessarily have to be the calendar year, but it'll go a subscription. It goes for 52 weeks. It doesn't necessarily have to be the calendar year, but it'll go for 52 from the moment you buy it. And whoever the recipient is will receive one question a week, one prompt, and it can be a gamut of – a range of questions,

from something as simple as what's your death row meal, if you can only eat one thing for the rest of your life, to something a little bit more of a thought scratcher. What do you wish the future to look like for your grandchildren? What's a core memory? What's the first major news story you remember from your youth? And I thought, a little bit morbid, nice way to capture my parents now and some memories they still retain for my daughter going well into the future

because then you can turn it into a book. The stuff I've learnt about my parents, Ducco, like you know me. I am a nosy person. I ask what I thought was many questions. A lot of questions. I'm finding stuff out about my parents. Do you – so how does it – because they've got the book. Are they writing it?

So they actually get sent an email and then after the 52, you have the option to turn it into a book. So then you have a hard copy. Right. But they just get a question each week in their inbox. Do they ever not fill it out? My dad didn't fill it out for 12 weeks, sucker. And I got an email from StoryWorth HQ going, hi, Jessica.

We've noticed Robert has yet to answer one. My mom was on the ball. Yeah. Yet to answer one question. Can we assist in any way? And I was like. He forgot his Gmail email login. You know what he said?

You sent it to my work email and I'm on holiday. I went, I actually know what your Gmail is. So I'm learning what my dad's Gmail is. But so I have to prompt my dad every so often and he bulk answers six in a row. So we're up to speed now. But dad answered one the other day that got me in the feels, man. You know I love to celebrate the opening of an envelope anything i will celebrate anything i've got a timeline of my relationship angus and i know the first day we said i love you the date of the first kiss yeah

i celebrate proposal anniversary yeah one of the questions my dad got sent was tell me about a birthday party from your childhood that has stayed with you. And my dad wrote this unbelievable response. I hope he doesn't mind me sharing this. His parents were immigrants, obviously, came over from Italy, did not speak English. So having parties or having like the traditional Aussie birthday party for their kids was not a thing because they weren't comfortable

having people in their home speak English. But he remembers his 10th birthday party, the first birthday he was ever allowed to invite some kids from his school over. And he wrote this whole thing about how special that was and what an amazing thing to celebrate and his parents being involved and actively trying to engage and communicate with his cohort of people. So nerve-wracking for them. So nerve-wracking for them and the parents coming in.

But my dad going, at 10 years old, I just remember thinking, this is like what Australia is about and celebrating in the backyard on a Sunday afternoon. Right. And he wrote, that is why I always made such a big deal about the kids' birthdays because I wanted them to always feel that – I've just got goosebumps. I wanted them to always feel the magic of celebration.

It makes so much sense as to why you have such a big deal about birthdays. I grew up in a house where everything was such a big deal. My dad at 10 years old in the 70s. It all goes back to that. And I got really emotional about it. I went, holy moly.

That's why I'm the way I am. That's why I'm the way I am. Then I read one from my mum and it said, tell me about a time you got in trouble. My mum was a badass. Was she? Actually, I know Lisa. I mean, she is. You can see it, but I never knew this story. In year 10, had

an altercation with a school bully, picked on her at lunchtime, and my mum smashed her in the face with an ice cream. The willy. Boogie, boogie, boogie. Unbelievable. My mum was taken down school bully. That's your dad talking about this memorable moment that he felt his Italian heritage transforming

and transforming you as kids. Your mum's like, yeah, hit her with an ice cream. Hit her in the face with an ice cream. Stop it. Hey, that's great though. I'm 33 and learning these things about my parents. I'd say my parents would do it. Honestly, it's such an amazing gift for myself,

let alone now to think about Lucia having these memories of her grandparents. I'm learning so much. Lucia might need to get you to do this because you'll just tell her all the stuff. I'll say. Angus actually says, have you saved every time you've talked about her or whatever? And I do have a little folder of audio. I wonder if she'll want to ever listen to it.

I wonder. It's probably very embarrassing and probably not up her alley. That's cool. That's why I wanted to do this. There's something, doesn't have to be through story worth this premise, but maybe something came up that you learnt about your parents. Gosh, maybe even after they passed, you found out this whole other life. Oh, yeah, yeah. Or this side to their personality you never knew before.

Yeah, so 131060, what did you learn about your parents later in life? Did you learn anything about your parents? The good, the bad, the ugly, could be funny. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. We're asking, what did you learn about your parents later in life? Yeah, I signed my parents up to something called StoryWorth. They get sent a question prompt once a week in their inbox. And then at the end of a 52-week period, you can make it into a book.

It's a nice family keepsake. It will become a bit of an heirloom, I hope, for my daughter. But the stuff I'm learning about my parents, I thought I was a pretty good question asker. I'm nosy. I am nosy. Oh, yeah. But I'm learning about my dad. His 10th birthday was the first birthday his parents allowed him to have friends over.

They didn't speak English, obviously came from Italy. And it cemented for him the importance of celebrating things, which made me realize that's why I will celebrate bloody anything. It makes a lot of sense now. It makes a lot of sense. As to why you celebrate anything. You bring presents. That's your gift giving.

Yes. Let's have a meal. Let's share something. Let's do it. And it all stems back to my dad as a 10-year-old. I would have thought it came from your mum being over the top, but it's actually your dad. It's actually from my dad.

And then I learnt my mum's a badass. Yeah, she's crazy. In high school. We all knew that. The willy. We knew she had it in her. Oh, yeah. But she's taken down school bullies,

smashing ice cream sandwiches in their face. She's not part of the chicken club. Tell you that much for free. How come I didn't get that DNA? I've got the DNA of needing to celebrate anything. And toe-sucking. But not the confidence. So you can manipulate the question prompts that get sent.

Should I send them one? What's the kinkiest thing? Yeah, do that. And then put it in like, no one else will see this response. This is just for you. Is that weird? Nah, do that. I want to know that.

That's hilarious. This one came from Ducko. Also, when people say, like, is it gross you think about your parents doing it? It's like, nah, man, I'm proud because that'll be me in the future one day. It gives me light and hope. What do I think? The stork brought me here? I know how I got here.

I know what Dad does. You're absolutely right. Melissa on 131060, what did you learn about your parents later in life? Well, I'm doing it the other way around. I am the mum, and they're about to get that book in about four weeks' time. So what do you mean? As in you interviewed your kids, or they had done it for you? No, no, they gifted that to me a year ago.

Cool. Okay. I think they're going to get a bit of a shock. So you put some bombshells in the story? You put some real things? Oh, look, they were saying things like, oh, what nice things did you do with your friends when you were a teenager? And I think, oh, my goodness, my brother owned a nightclub.

So Melissa was, you know, princess of the town, so to speak. I'm sure they think we were overdoing each other's hair and stuff. We were on the dance floor at 16. Yeah. This is dangerous, though, isn't it, Matt? How old are your kids? 30 and 32. Yes, that's a good age.

I was going to say, if you've got teenage kids, they'd be like, oh, Ma, you did it. You got a talent at 14. You've got to wait because you're moving the goalposts. You've got to wait until you can laugh about it. Thank you, Mel. Good luck with it. We go to Jess on 131060.

Good morning, Jess. Good morning. Oh, I like this, Jess. You learned something it. We go to Jess on 131060. Good morning, Jess. Good morning. Oh, I like this, Jess. You learned something about your mother-in-law. Yes. So we were planning her funeral and we were putting, and I was in charge of the photos, and I was putting together the book and the little montage that goes up.

The main photo, well, one of the main photos I used was her as a young little girl. She wasn't little. She was probably 16, 17, high as a kite. And her best friend came and spoke to me at the wake, and she was like, of all the photos you had to use, it had to be that one. You didn't – obviously you didn't realize that that was happening in that moment. The photo was captured.

My mother-in-law was a lot of fun. Yeah. And she's probably got some, I wish I had got more questions out, like ask her more questions in her youth. But, yes, absolutely. It's that one shot where she's just cooked. You know, they get the nice A4, they put that on the coffin for the church or whatever. Her pupils are just massive.

Jess and Ducko. Year of the song. Shy Guy has chosen the theme. The pupils are just massive. Shy Guy has chosen the theme. Songs Benny Blanco has either written or produced. We know Benny Blanco with Selena Gomez. They started dating in 2023. They confirmed their relationship in December. They got engaged in December last year. Oh, I didn't know that.

They were officially a couple. He was in Dave. He was big in the show, Dave. He plays himself. What a bloody triple threat. He's behind quite a lot of hits and we're going to play some of them on Year of the Song. Is it his birthday today or something? Just shut up. He's a huge

Benny Blanco guy. I actually heard a podcast earlier in the week where I learned he explained how some of the songs came about. So he's top of mind for the guy. He'll feed us that information through this segment. I will, I will. That's why I picked these songs based on that. What's this song?

This is Single Soon by Selena Gomez. At least I know. Do you know what year it came out? Well, I feel like this is new-ish. Like, this is the last couple of years. It is. I've back-announced it that many times. It's just blurry for me now.

What's she in a relationship at the time of writing and releasing this? I don't know. I'm always trying to do things pre-COVID and post-COVID. Like, was this pre-20? Nah, surely not. But you, you cast... I'll do me, man. What year is it? 25? It's 20...

God. Time is flying. Oh, God. I'm going in the last bloody 12 months. That's a full... Are you doing when it was written or when it was released? Released. Always released. Justin in 2024, you're in it in 2020 what? 21.

One. The correct answer is 2023. Oh, damn it. Okay, next song. Song two. Maroon 5. Oh, yeah. Moves like Jagger.

This is a Benny Blanket. This is by Benny Blanket. So he actually pitched Adam Levine another song and he didn't like it. So he had half an hour to write this. Really? You can tell this was written in half an hour. It's the only Adam Levine song I actually like.

And Adam goes for it? It's pop rush. Benny was like, here's a rush job and Adam was like, I love it. Yeah, okay. Let's do it. Jeez, what was this? Now this has got to be BC. Yeah, this is pre-COVID. Jeez, what was this? Now, this has got to be BC. Yeah, this is pre-COVID. Yeah, for sure. Christina on this?

Yes. Yeah, she does this. Not in this edit. Not in the Shy Guy edit. No. He's purist. He's obviously. Jeez, when was this?

Moves like Jagger. Once again, this could be Blanket in the Tens. Or is it in the 20s? I'm not at high school, surely. No, I wouldn't have thought so. No, no, it's not that old. All right, I'm in. All right.

2018 for Jess, 2017 for Ducko. The correct answer is 2011. Oh, wow. Yeah. That's a lot earlier than I thought. Oh, goodness me. What are you, Dave? It's aged well, though.

Bieber. The Bees. Now, I thought this was Ed Sheeran writing this for Bieber. Well, Benny also produces and writes. Okay. I'd like to have written it. He's got the A-team on this song, Bieber. I thought there was a whole lot of production going on in this.

This is just the Biebs a cappella, baby. Just sitting back. Just letting it go. I love this song. I thought Justin Bieber releases new music too. I know, I'd love to see how he's evolved now as a dad. Because he's gone relatively quiet on socials. He'll do like a 10-photo dump and then not hear from him for a month.

When was Love Yourself? Was this in when you were loving yourself era? I think it was. Yeah, yeah, really going for it. I think you were loving yourself a year later. So don't get confused. I saw you loving yourself and I jumped on the line. Boys mature, you know, a bit later than girls.

A bit later. Yeah, I learnt it. Yeah, come on. Crap, if Moves Like Jagger was 11. 2011. Oh, jeez. When would this have been? If that was on 11?

I remember seeing him live. How crap is he live? Yeah, so bad. Oh, he's just so lazy. have been? If that was all I'll ever... I got... I remember seeing him live. How crap is he live? Yeah, so bad. Oh, he's just so lazy. He doesn't need to do it. I haven't seen him live. Oh, damn. Oh.

All right, okay. You going to change? Okay, 2013 for Zach and 2014 for Jess. The correct answer is 2015. Oh! Point to Jess. Damn it. Damn, I should have gone for...

This is Benny Blanco. Khalid. Khalid. East Side, which we played a hell of a lot. We did play a little bit. Khalid. He had Young, Dumb and Broke. I love Khalid.

Yeah, Khalid's good. His new album? Yeah. Oh, no good. I'm going to take a leave. Oh, no. He's got some good stuff, though. I agree.

He's got a great voice, doesn't he? East Side. When did East Side? That's where I met Splendor on the grass once. Did you? Yeah. Mmm. This is a sexy song, isn't it?

East Side. I can't remember this. I've got no clue on this one. Oh, actually. Is it new-ish? I'm going to get this on the nose. Oh, God. I'm going to get this on the nose.

Oh, God. Here he goes. Here he goes. Okay, Jess is in 2019. Duck is in 2016. The correct answer for this song is 2018. Damn it! I think it'll lose.

All right, so I need to get this to draw the game. You're right. Yes, you do. Yes. Kesha. We are who we are. And while you think about this, fun fact about this song, Kesha came in to do the vocals for Benny, and she didn't do another verse.

She either forgot or they just didn't do another verse. She either forgot or they just didn't write another one. She didn't turn the A4 piece of paper over. So this part of the song is just looped to fill where the verse should have been. Oh, that's hilarious. So Benny's poured his heart and soul into writing a three verse song and she just hasn't read it.

So he's gone, I need to fill 40 seconds. I'll just loop this. He's the king of cheesy, isn't he? He does it well. They end up being the best part of the song. Yeah. Arguably. What's the song called again?

Arguably. We Are Who We Are. We are. He had some tracks. TikTok. Benny wrote that. Wake it up the morning feeling. Put that down for Friday Forgotten Bank.

That is so. How good's Timber with Pipples? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I love Timber. This was like, I was going clubbing. This was like, you know, we're going to live forever vibes. What was your drink back in the day?

What on the green piece? Clubbing days. You had vodka lime and soda from way back? I was pure vodka water. Oh, the skinny girl drink? Lean, baby. With a cucumber? Always lean.

I liked a vodka cranberry. No, I used to get Fruit Tingles. It was like a Fruit Tingle cocktail. Yes. God, man. Did you ever have a tequila sunrise? Yeah, always. That thing would put my stomach into a fifth now.

So much sugar. Oh, my goodness. What year, guys? Sorry. All right. Duckers in 2010. I'm going to go 15. Jackson in 2015.

Duckers got the correct answer and draws the game. Oh, he draws the game. And we have no tiebreaker. We don't have a tiebreaker. Everyone's a winner. Jess and Ducko have a tiebreaker. Everyone's a winner. Jess and Daco. Had a day yesterday. One of those real days of goodness me, this child could be coming slash our parents, both

Morgan's mom and my mom surprised us in weird ways. So we had an obstetrician appointment yesterday. All is well, all is good. However, he was getting the, you know, we get the 3D prints of the baby. You can see see and stuff. We couldn't get that anymore because baby is so low down into pelvis that baby is engaged. Oh my gosh. She's ready. She's coming. Yeah. I've been having tingly feelings. Yeah. Well, you said she could come early. I don't know why I'm thinking. And then I said to him

yesterday, I was a nutritionist. That's why I gave you your onesie today. Our best and less. Get this vibe going. Maroon onesie. I'm like, I've got to give you the stuff back. Yeah, well, I said that to our obstetrician. He said, look, she could. Then he looked at the scan and went, you know, he wasn't like, oh, definitely. He was like, I've seen that happen and not. I've seen it happen and they do come early. Gosh, is Morgan really uncomfortable?

The baby's feeling low down in her. She's feeling stronger. Her body's changing. All the signs. He was telling us about, like, hey, your waters can break before having contractions. Like, that stuff can happen. Yes. If it does, call this number.

Like, we were getting a bit like, oh, okay. Like, because we're two weeks out as of yesterday, and now it's like, it could really happen next week. Totally. It could happen any time. I can imagine Morgan go out for a morning coffee being like, I'll stick to the local cafe. Yeah, it's getting like that. Not stray too far. So then we leave

the obstetrician. We're all excited. Like, oh, wow, this baby could be coming next week. Who knows? So we call my mum first. Because I always want to know obstetrician importance. So I tell my mum. And the conversation just goes like this. So mum, baby could be coming early, yada, yada. And mum's like, oh, wow, that's so exciting. Oh, yeah. Now, what are we doing on Easter Sunday? Are we going to go out for lunch? I'd love to go out for a nice lunch on my Easter Sunday. And I was like, well, mum, baby might be six or seven days old there

and Morgan might still be recovering, so I don't know. She's like, well, you got a book somewhere? Do you want me to book somewhere? And then we go. Because they're obviously going to be here and she's concerned, what am I going to eat that day? And then the line, we're kind of thinking maybe we can eat at home. Mum goes, oh, well, I going to be here. And she's concerned. What am I going to eat that day? And then the line. We're kind of thinking maybe we can eat at home.

Mum goes, oh, well, I'll be on holidays. I'm not cooking. I love that that is her concern. Your daughter-in-law has just pushed out. I know. I know. They're coming interstate. We're coming on holidays. What are we doing?

These are weathered grandparents. Oh, yeah. They've been around the sun. The shine, unfortunately, not on your kid. No. She wants to go out. And then at the end of the conversation, which she definitely should have led with, she goes, also, we won't dig down this too much because it's an evolving situation, but she goes,

also, your father has some health stuff and might require surgery and we don't know if he'll be able to fly. Oh, gosh. And we're like, wait, wait be able to fly. Oh, gosh. And we're like, wait, wait. But you led with Easter Sunday plans. You're telling us after Easter lunch? What do you mean? And so it's like Dad might not be able to be here,

and we're just waiting to find out how that all goes and unfolds and whether he can get surgery or if he can come or whatever. Because fair enough, she's going, I'll stay with your dad there. Obviously, yeah. Somebody's looking after him. We hang up from there, and we're a bit rattled, like, wow, hopefully dad's okay, the surgery, also what was with the Easter question. And then Morgan's like, I'll call my mum.

Calls her mum to tell her mum. Can't be any worse. So she tells her mum, her baby could be coming next week. You know what her mum said? What? Oh, I hope not. I'm going to Perth next Wednesday. I'm flying to Perth.

Had not told her. Now, Morgan's mum is retired and just does freelance stuff, and she's going to Perth for work that she's selected to do. She leaves next Wednesday, and she doesn't get back until next Saturday. We're going to the hospital potentially next Sunday. Hang on, I was going to say she knew. She knows, and this is first grandchild for her. And she's so excited. And she's like, I'll be in Perth.

And Morgan's like, what do you mean you'll be in Perth? This isn't just the East Coast. You are going to be so far away. You're retired. In the scale of your priorities, even if you weren't, in the scale of your priorities, God, Morgan and yourself, were you so upset? Morgan was so upset.

Yesterday was spent just talking her off a ledge, just calming down and just being like... Is your mother-in-law like, well, I'm not going to be in the delivery suite. You've already told me that, so why do I need to be there? Morgan's just like, Mum, what if it comes in? And she goes, oh, yeah, well, I didn't even think about that. I'm like,

who goes to Perth days out before their first grandchild? I'm going to need you. Yeah, it was bizarre. It was just like, oh, man. It is so funny. I think we have these expectations of how our parents will be in certain situations, particularly around the birth of a grandchild. And when it doesn't go to plan, you go, sorry, do you care about me?

I said to Morgan, I was like, hey, Shy Guy, Jess and Babs will be there. Yeah. You know? I'll do the cooking that Robin maybe was going to do, that your mum was going to do. Couldn't believe it. We had to sit down. I go, what did our wedding being moved? What did COVID, what did this fertility situation teach us?

Like, we can't plan it. We can't control them. All you can control is your reactions to things. Yes. Yes. So going forth. Okay. So maybe no grandparents.

So at the start of the day, we're all excited. And by the end of the day, it was like, what if we're on our own here, guys? Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabucks on the internet. Yes, 30 seconds, 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice. If you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We'll come back, of course, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice if you're unsure of the question. Just say pass.

We'll come back, of course, if there's time. We're playing for 10K. Our player today is Rebecca. Hello, Rebecca. Hello. Can we call you Beck? Beck. Yep, why not?

Great. Been told off a couple of times, being like, no, no, it's Matthew. Oh, yeah, that's weird. My apologies. Beck, what are we doing with $10,000 when we win in 30 seconds time? My son's birthday is coming up, so I keep calling and getting through, but never getting actually through. Oh, here we go.

You've gotten through Babs today. Today? Yeah, I have. Today. So what are we thinking? $10,000 on a party, a present, a holiday? A bit of both, actually. Yeah, love that.

Hey, that'd be nice. How old is your boy turning? 11. I was hoping you were going to say 4 or 5. Oh, yeah, F. Because your letter's F, Beck. Ooh, okay. That's a good letter.

It's solid. We do need to remind you, Beck, as well, there is a swear word starting with F that can sometimes come up. If you say that, you are automatically disqualified, okay? No, we're good. Yeah, good. Very good. Very good caveat.

You ready to rock, Bec? Yep, definitely. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter F, we need you to name a fabric. A cartoon character. Felix. A kitchen item. Frypan. A cartoon character. Felix. A kitchen item. Fry pan.

A rom-com. Pass. A breakfast food. Pass. An occupation. Remedial therapist. A country. Russia.

A four-letter word. Four. A baking ingredient. Flower. A four-letter word. Four. A baking ingredient. Flour. A girl's name. You going to ask? I'll ask. I don't know if Bec knows what she's done.

Hey, Bec, what country did you say? Oh, my God, I said Russia. And you said remedial massage. I don't know why. I just went to R. We just jumped to R. Sometimes people start with the wrong letter, and I'm happy to stop the quiz.

We've never had someone just switch letters. Switch letter. Mid-quiz, where the brain goes. It happens. Hey, look, I don't know how many you've got now. Three. Let's go through some. A fabric could have been felt.

A rom-com could have been failure to launch. Father of the bride. Breakfast food, French toast or fruit. Occupation could have been finance manager A rom-com could have been failure to launch, father of the bride, breakfast food, french toast or fruit, occupation, could have been finance manager, firefighter, a country, Fiji, everything else you did answer we got through, but jeez, what a twist and turn that was.

All right, we're back. With confidence as well. Oh no. One of the great F countries. Hey Beck, look, you don't go empty-handed. $100 cash is coming your way, just F countries. Hey, Bec, look, you don't go by empty-handed. $100 cash is coming your way just for playing. Perfect. Thank you. Thank you, Bec.

Thanks for joining the show. What a delight. Tell your boy we said happy birthday. Thank you. We do play again tomorrow, 6.30 and 8am for $10,000. Oh, Bec's going to be kicking herself all day. She's like, I've been trying to get through for months. She didn't even know she did it as well. No.

I panicked. I'm like, we can't stop now. She's heard six of the questions. We've got to keep going. I know. I know. Ah, well. Jess and Jaco.

We're asking, what's the main cause of your arguments? What is the main cause? It could be arguments in your household or arguments within your relationship. There's been a new... Oh, I like that. Maybe parents to the children or within the relationship itself. This article specifically is relating to relationships and March Madness. Now, March Madness is known in the sports world because over in the States,

there's college basketball, there's NBA, there's a bit going on. But here we've got NBA, NRL, AFL, F1, the rugby union. There's sports galore now. It is a busy time. Golf. It is a busy time. Golf. It is a busy time. There's plenty on, right? KO, chock-a-block.

Oh, KO is such a glitchy app, too. It really annoys me. Work on that, KO. Come on, be better. March Madness can be very bad for relationships. So a new survey, this sports book, like a place in the States, surveyed 1,000 couples and found that 28% admit sports causes friction and or can end their relationship.

Wow. Is it sort of the dedication to watching the sport, engaging with the sport over prioritizing the relationship? Exactly. Doing household stuff. The carry on. A clinical psychologist and couples therapist came out and basically said men bond through sport. So when they get into a relationship

they want to continue watching sports as their way to bond with their friends. Whereas women normally want to spend time with them and don't see sport as their bonding time. So I want to take them away from that. So it becomes this like sore point. It does feel like sitting on the couch watching other people playing a sport. That doesn't feel connection between us. But it's all very subjective, isn't it? Totally. How's this?

Those aged 18 to 24 years old, one in four say they'll end their relationship because of it. Wow. As in like, I want to watch a sport. She's not letting me. Dump her. Even I imagine that would extend to some hardcore, you know, maybe you match on Tinder, you go on dates. It's vibing. But then you find out, oh, hang on a minute, she barracks for the other team.

Or, you know, just as passionate, but for the enemy. Oh, yes. Or something like that. But the biggest arguments commonly in households these days are over sport. What's the biggest in yours? I love. Does anything come to mind for you, Devo? Oh, yeah, absolutely.

Straight away. On the nose. So Morgan does this thing. Whenever I'm on the phone to someone, like talking to my friend or whoever, Morgan will have full conversations with me while I'm on the phone to someone else. As in trying to get in on the phone convo? Or just asking you what's for dinner? Sometimes it's just like, so what have we got there?

Or I'll be like, for example, I was talking to my mate the other night. I was talking to Pastor the other night, right? I'm chatting to him, and he goes, oh, yeah, what date's this? I know the date, but I'm just talking to my mate the other night. I was talking to Paso the other night, right? I'm chatting to him and he goes, oh yeah, what date's this? I know the date, but I'm just chatting to my friend. I go, oh yeah, I think it's happening on Anzac Day long weekend. And Morgan goes, no, it is happening Anzac Day long weekend. Remember? And I was like, Morgan, I know it's happening.

I just told them it's happening in my own way. And then you know what she said to me when I went on the phone to her? She goes, ask Paso if him and his wife are free for dinner in August when we're back. Shut up. Paso doesn't know what he's doing tomorrow, let alone August. You text his partner, take this chat offline. And he goes, what?

I'm like, don't worry, it's just her in the background. She's like, ask him. It's like when I'm on the phone to someone, she has full convos with me or acts like she's in on the convo. Put it on speaker, let her get involved. And I say, I get off the phone every time. And I'm like, I've told you how annoying it is for me. When I'm on the phone, just let me be on the phone.

I've got to put myself maybe in Morgan's shoes in a way. Not so much when Angus is on the phone because he's a fiend for the headphones going and he goes outside. He's a bit like, I'm just going to remove myself. I'm having a chat. My issue is when he tells me stories. And this is going to be no surprise for you, Ducco. I know where this is going. I need more details.

I am a chronic interrupter. Oh, yeah. I've had to work. You stop down on things. And what about that? Our boss will call. Pardon me for freaking caring. Pardon me.

Sometimes you're like, when you're trying to tell a story on air and Jess stops down, you're like, no, I don't. Stop. Stop it. Stop asking me. Sometimes you're like, when you're trying to tell a story on air and Jess stops down, you're like, no, I don't. Stop. Stop it. Stop asking me. What is it? A picture says a thousand words. What's that saying?

A story? Whatever. The devil's in the details, okay? Yeah, I can see how you're just getting annoyed at that. I want to connect. I haven't seen him for 16 hours. You've been out living your busy life. I want to know what's up.

I want to know who you did it with. and I want to know how you felt doing it. And I want to know what particular My Muscle Chef meal you bought from the servo. Don't just tell me you got lunch. One of my big questions is what did you eat today? And he just says, My Muscle Chef. Which one? Did you get the bacon carbonara?

Did you get the meatball thing? Anyway, so he has also developed better storytelling techniques. Right. You've got to bring him out. I even congratulate myself when he's finished telling stories and I go, didn't interrupt you there. How could I? What's that thing?

Because he's good with the details. You told us, me and Babs and Shaga, something off air the other day about how people get angry at you when you first meet them now. That was an awful moment. You don't want to say it? No, I can say it. You don't have to. I have been pulled up by a number of people when I first meet them asking too personal

a question. Like going too deep. I don't ask, what do you do for a living? No. Because straight up, I'm pretty sure you don't even like what you do for a job, so why do I care? I want to know. I told you what my icebreaker is these days.

Yeah, yeah. What's keeping you up at night? I just want to connect. Tough carry for the person you've just met sitting next to you at dinner. What's keeping you up at night? I just want to connect. Tough carry for the person you've just met sitting next to you at dinner. What's keeping you up at night, mate? Ah, jeez. When we first moved in and our neighbour Kev invited us around for dinner, he genuinely got his back up.

He was like, what is this interrogation? And Angus had to go, sorry. She's a lot. He spotted. She's a lot. She's curious. She's curious, yes. Thank you.

Sorry I care about people. My husband mainly. Give me the details. So that's probably the main cause of our arguments. I love it. Hey, none of us are perfect. I'm working on it. Babs, what about you?

Hey man, don't make me call Morgan. She'll have something for you. No doubt. I mean, I think she would say putting divots in our yard with the golf club. I know she'd say that. She gets so angry for doing it. Yeah, that's annoying. That's annoying. Babs, do you have one? It's something

Jethro gets annoyed at me about. Apparently I linger and I'm just like always in the way. Mate, you should have told him to cue up Royal Otis, your boys. Do you have to? What do you mean you linger? He says I have a habit of just finding the most places. Yes, here in the morning. Every morning Babs gets linger? He says I have a habit of just finding the most un-placed places.

Yes, here in the morning. Every morning. Babs gets in the way when I'm trying to read the whiteboard of what she's placed on there. She just can't get out of the way. So where are you doing it in your relationship? Like, is he trying to go to the bathroom and you're just standing there chatting? In the kitchen, usually. He's like, move away from the drawer.

That's where I'm going. And I'm like, well, I didn't know that. Oh, that's so funny. Okay. Sorry, I just want to be close. I would argue to him. Sorry, I'm like, well, I didn't know that. Oh, that's so funny. Okay. Sorry, I just want to be close. I would argue to him. Sorry, I'm just trying to be close to you, Jess, right? Yeah, sorry I'm inquisitive.

No satisfying these men. 13, 10, 60, main cause of arguments in your household. You get the gist. Or are you inquisitive? Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. There's been some new research suggesting out of 1,000 couples interviewed, 28% said the main cause of our argument, sports, sports,

sport watching, sport engagement. Yeah, people are breaking up over sport. Maybe the carry-on, the carry-on around the sport. How people can become their worst selves when their team isn't winning. Absolutely. Like you're on the pitch. Bro, you're on the couch. You just settle down.

Thanks. You never made it. You're never going to make it. I can imagine by extension, and this is where I imagine you're going to fall into some trouble. I'm just going to go play golf, honey. That takes you out of the house for six to eight hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't have thought so.

It's harder now that Morgan's on mat leave. My golf habit is really taking a hit. Really? Yeah. I can't get away with just cheeky eight holes, nine holes. I just can't do it. She's there. Like, while she's at work.

Oh, it's easy. What did you do today? Ah, so much stuff. So much stuff. See all those divots in the front yard? I made those. I have just texted Morgan. Did she reply?

She hasn't yet. I told her to reply to you about Morgan. Maybe she's thinking. Maybe she's bottlenecking. What do you find my most annoying habit, actually? Oh, that's, besides. I think I know my most annoying habit, actually? Oh, that's... Besides... I think I know what you...

Oh, there you go. The licking of the mugs. Oh, yeah, that's pretty bad. It's not. I don't like that. It's getting really bad. I mean, I would have thought... Give me one.

I would have thought for you, it would be me and my lack of remembering names and numbers. Yes. But also in the moment, calling people the different names. I know. You'll tell me his name is Gary and then two seconds later I'll call him Jeff.

Yeah. I don't think that's just one of your little quirks. You pull me up on that now. Because also, but to be fair, it's an opportunity for me to shine. You know? It's not that bad. It makes you look good. I can come in and save the day and then I look good.

Listen to lunch is a horrible ferment. I know. I really take an opportunity. I'm like, hey, Ducko, you remember? You met him two minutes ago. I want to get name tags at all things. Morgan and I really take an opportunity. I'm like, hey, Ducko, you remember you met him two minutes ago. I want to get name tags at all things. Morgan and I will ruminate. We'll bounce off each other. I'll get some text in on the text line. My husband

can look me dead in the eye when I tell him something and then 30 seconds later, ask me what I just said. This happens way too often. I can relate to that. That's very good. Thank you for that, Kel. Let's go to Charlie. Good morning, Charlie. Good morning, guys. How are you?

So good, Charlie. What would you say is the main cause of arguments in your house? Apparently I talk too much. So rude. So rude, Charlie. Ah, Charlie. I've got a million and one questions, like exactly like you, Jess. What did you have for lunch today?

Who did you see? Where did you go? And he just does not want to talk. Pardon us, Charlie, for caring about our partners and what they're up to. Pardon us. It's such a crime of the century. How was your first bite of that lunch? How was your second bite of that lunch?

Why don't you come over, lunch? I've left overs for you. Charlie, I feel you, sis. I feel you. Zach on 131060, something your wife does, Zach. My wife likes to interrupt. Will we have a conversation? Yes.

She likes to have a conversation in her own head and then start talking it around. Are we just building a Jess little support group here? Maybe it's something you have in common. Does your wife do this, Zach? Morgan does this with me a lot because I'm naturally a storyteller. And you always add a bit of GST to some stories to make them better. Morgan will do things like correct my details of the story even though it doesn't enhance the story.

I'll be like, oh, it was the 21st of March. No, it was the 16th. I'm like, it doesn't matter. No one cares. The finer details don't matter, do they? Exactly. The finer details. Thank you, Zach. Sophie, good morning., that's funny.

Sophie, good morning. Good morning. Something your husband does, main cause of arguments in your house. So he has about 15 different tabs open at all times. And about five of them are frozen. You know, the rest are all novels. And in this conversation, he will interrupt me with a completely random story and I just give him this look and he knows immediately that, you know, he's done it.

He's done it. He's taken us off the rails. It's nice to hear a man does it as well. I was getting a little bit like, hmm, seems to be the ladies doing this. Nice to hear there's a bloke doing it. Too much going on in the noggin. Too much happening. Too much and not enough time to get it all out.

Yeah. I'm really upset with Morgan. She hasn't. She's left me on read. She hasn't replied to me either. So I'm not sure she's... We can circle back. We'll get it.

Yeah, she'll come back to us. Jess and Darko. Kid Leroy. Ciao, guys. Kid Leroy. Tate McRae. Still on. Oh, my God.

Pit break with Jess and Darko, 8.44. Is he Tate? Oh, I could have my artist mixed up there. Never mind, actually. I love that restraint. Did Tate jump into country music for it? Was that a Tate McRae that I saw? You think of the Wiggles.

Oh, yeah, that's right. Sorry. Hey, hey. Not Tate. I was thinking of Anthony. On air meeting, you promised us the hot Wiggle. The purple John Wiggle. Yeah, and they wanted to do a 10.30 record.

And I said, they're not staying for that. I've got to kill you. I've got to relieve the dad. It would just be me talking. Sorry I asked. I know you had a lot of questions about the hot wiggle and how he was allowed to be so hot. We'll get him another day at a time that's more appropriate. This was another Backyard Blitz guy.

What's his name again? Jamie Jerry. Yes. It was just Jesse. I hope you don't know. Oh, Jamie. Oh, Jamie. Jamie, Jamie. Anyway, I did want to just share with you, Ducco, and run some ideas past the whole team.

Yes. 6.40 this morning, you had the very kind idea to do, does your partner stink? Yeah. What's the stink going on in your life? Because I am very open with my disdain for deodorant. You stink. I've got eczema.

Well, Everyone knows. And I was trying an aerosol at my husband's, not even request, demand, because he even flagged, it's gone too far now. Yeah, which is nice of him to do that for us. We didn't work that into the vows, but he was like... I actually sent him a text. I went, hey, brother, you've got to sort this out, man, please. And he goes, I know.

I was anti-aerosol because I got a thing about breathing it in. And he went, sorry, work it out. So I got some hyperallergenic thing. Worked for a couple days. Yesterday, itchy. So I went, you're in the bin. Sorry. So, yeah, the stink question arose.

We had people call in today telling us, you know, their kids that smell or their other partners that smell. Yeah, they have partners that smell. We have received, I directly as well, but also on the text line, 0488881069. People trying to help. Yeah, I love this. I've got a lot of suggestions for Mitchum. We'll try Mitchum.

What's Mitchum? Mitchum is a brand of deodorant. A lot of suggestions for No Pong, which is just, it's in the title there. It's, yeah. I hate the name Pong. Oh, me too. It's just. My issue with the No Pong, I've tried another version.

It's like a paste. Yeah. It's like a hair wax. Oh, me too. My issue with the No Pong, I've tried another version. It's like a paste. So doing that at 4.45 in the morning, Daco, touching this paste. I suppose you don't have armpit hair. No, but it is. I'm smearing it on. And I reckon that's almost exacerbating it. Paste girl! Hey, pasty!

She comes into work, we just insult you. It's not hot, man. It's not hot. And it rubs on my clothes. Yeah, yeah. Is it hotter than smelling, though? You know I'm very concerned

about being very hot when I come in here, obviously. Sex idol that I am. What's that saying? Icon symbol. Keep going, this is fun. Bianca texts through and said it sounds weird but soaking in a bath of vinegar.

I'm like, sis. Oh, wow. Feels like that would hurt anyone. That would hurt your... The beards. She said, look, it's just two cups in a warm bath. So it's sort of diluted. Two cups is different to a whole bath of vinegar.

I pictured a vinegar bath. She said soaking in a bath of vinegar. You find a bunch of those two-litre bottles. That's probably on us, Shark. That's pretty dumb for us. But I was picturing, I was like, who swims in vinegar? Who does that? And you know me, hot chip and vinegar.

That's like my ultimate comfort meal. You'd be like the chip. Oh, that would be, that's decadent to have a bowl of hot chips in a bath of vinegar and just be dipping them in. And you don't like baths though, from memory. You're not a fan. It's too hot. I get bored.

Yeah. Anyway, Ben has said, and it's funny, you just walked in with your breakfast. Yes. I can see you've just finished up, but what a nice link this is. Yeah. Ben said rub oatmeal on it. Oatmeal has like sort of curing properties for eczema. So next time you make breakfast, would you give me a spook?

I'll come give you a smear. Shauna has said eczema can have a lot to do with stress and diet. Felt like she was having a go at me, but she means eat more seafood. Shauna, I don't eat things from the sea. Seafood helps you not stink? That's funny because seafood can smell. She's saying if you want to address the eczema, which may be the underlying cause of the stink, oily fish.

I said I'm not eating mackerel. You didn't have eczema as a kid, did you? No. You just got it as you got older. This is like getting adult acne. These are childhood issues. What the hell? But someone has said, let's address both

eczema and stink. Okay. Good friend of the show, Nerida, got involved on the Justin Ducco socials. Yes. Her mum makes alpaca soap. What is that? I didn't know alpacas could produce soap. I didn't know you could milk, well I'm assuming you milk the alpaca. Can you milk an alpaca?

I need to Google that. What is the teat situation? Yeah, and if we can, we need to try it. She has said, well, she's saying eczema can cause you to smell, but if you placate and help your skin, i.e. using non-fragrant soap, like alpaca soap, it'll get your eczema under control and your pong. There you go. She said, do you want me to send you some? Oh, absolutely we do.

I want some alpaca soap. Can Ducko have some alpaca soap as well, send you some? Oh, absolutely we do. I want some alpaca soap. Can Ducko have some alpaca soap as well, Nerida? I want some. Babs, you want some alpaca soap? Sure. Not that you smell, just, yeah, I'll take some. Can you milk alpacas? How are you going with that search?

I'm going to Google image it. You milk them like a cow from Babs. Quicker on the Google, Babs. Someone has had a Google. Yeah, well, I'm fact checked. No, but she grew up on property. Me, me, me, me. Someone has had a Google. Yeah, well, I'm fact-checking. No, but she grew up on property. Me, me, me, me. Oh, we're all firing today.

Also, while we're piling in, Shane messaged me. Who? Shane. Yeah. He messaged me on Instagram. It's actually Chapel Rowan that has the country music. Oh, we're about to play Chapel too. Not Tate McRae.

And what's his thoughts on getting the hot Wibble on? Shane messaged me. He said 10.30. Stop that. Jess and Ducco. There she is. I get the jumble. Jumble runs.

Come on. Yes, I do. You're welcome. The Giver. It's your breakfast. Jess and Ducco with you. 8.57. That's what I was talking about when I said Tame McRae.

Had gone country. Yeah, yeah. It's actually chapel. Yeah, yeah. It's good to see chapel branch into the country. I said Tate McRae. Had gone country. Yeah, yeah, it's actually chapel. Yeah, yeah, it's good to see chapel branches in the country. I didn't mind that. Absolutely. I mean, everyone is, as we said, even the Wiggles.

Everyone is doing it. They're all having a little dip. Everyone's having a little country dip, aren't they? Did you see the Queen of Country, Dolly Parton, was going to release some music with Sabby Cat, Sabrina. Yes. And she gave her a list of rules. She goes, I will have no Jesus hatin'. I will have no cursin'.

Dolly Parton is a good Christian woman. And she was like, I would love to work with you, Sabrina, but Sabrina, you know, she's a little bit MA15+. I think she does a microphone on the stage as well. You're like, come on. 100%. And Dolly was like, rein it in, sis. Interesting.

You want to make another Jolene? Well, I'm going to play by my rules. There you go. When you're the queen of country, you can put any rule you want. You can do whatever you want. Can we pivot slightly just before we say goodbye? Absolutely. I finally got a response from your wife.

Oh, yes, about what's the main cause of arguments in your household. An hour ago, we were talking about sport being one of the major causes of arguments for couples. Yeah. I text your wife. She left me on read. She obviously had to think about it. Yeah. Now we're down to one.

Yeah. Chewing with his mouth open. Oh left me on read. She obviously had to think about it. Now we're down to one. Chewing with his mouth open. Oh, she hates that. It annoys me so much and annoys him when I say it and it goes from there. And I don't think I do it. She's one of those people who gets like any sound of chewing into it. So even if you're chewing with your mouth closed, she'll still look at you and you're like, I've got to eat.

I've got to eat. There are so many funny things that are amplified for some but not others yeah and it's just a look she just gives me this look and then I give her a look yeah yeah ah we've all got something

ah we all do glad you can work through it what's yours Mr Guy ah just perfect yeah flawless flawless absolutely flawless

you're the sex icon thank you yeah I haven't heard that in ages yeah that's a good song haven't heard that in ages. Yeah, that's a good song, isn't it? That'd be a forgotten banger. That's a banger. Maybe.

You've come up to that. No, no. Kesha TikTok is not a forgotten banger. No, I said... It was another one you said. Another one I said. I also... Before you were in here today, I batted one up to these two

and they both green-lit it. Yes. Tell me. No, we'll save it. I'm going to do it this week. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fair enough, fair enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fair enough, fair enough.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, it was a great show. So if you missed any of it, grab it on Listener. It was a real fun. Real fun for it. And no pranks. Well done, team. It's very cliche doing the prank.

Well, bring it in, babs. No, no pranks. Great gig. April fools. Great gig. You can't say April fools if you didn't actually do it. That was a fool though. That was a joke.

We should have done something. But yes, please be prepared. And that whole thing about, oh, if you try and pull a prank after midday, you're the fool. People don't know that. It's always a wacky boss who's trying to be fun in the workplace. I literally just had a heart attack. My favourite deli just posted that they're closing and then the next page was jokes. You've been getting done from these April Fools.

Did you see Lynx was discontinuing Africa? And I was like, why do I care about Africa? But I just thought it was huge. Why aren't we covering this garbage? Guys, come on. I'm so naive. So gullible. But yeah, if you missed any of the show, make sure you do grab it.

Good one today on Listen or Ever Get Your Podcast. We're back tomorrow. The Gift Baby Registry is a 65-inch TV plus a PlayStation 5. Absolutely. Listen out for that. plus a PlayStation 5. Absolutely. Listen out for that. Anytime from 6 a.m. Yep. Anything else you guys want to add?

I'm good. Go forth, prosper. Enjoy your April. Go forth, prosper, and don't smell. And don't smell. I'm going to share all these lists. Oh, yeah. Also, I was looking at a video of an alpaca being milked,

and they do just get milked like cows. Yeah, but then Shy Guy pops in saying, this Google search is saying the soap is made from their wool. I want to rub woolly soap on me. It might work, though. What we need to do, we need to milk an alpaca as a team. So whoever has an alpaca, hit us up. DM us or message.

You taught us about hands on hands. Can we hands on hands milking an alpaca? We definitely could. You're straight on teat. I'll be on your hands. Shy Guy's on my hands. Babs brings up the rear. Have you ever milked a cow before?

I've never milked a cow. Oh. Oh, that's some bucket list stuff. No, maybe I have. Oh. I can't remember. I feel like I remember that. I feel like it's a core memory.

Have you? I have milked a cow. Have you shown it? It was, you know, like a school thing, you know, the farmyard visit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to need to get a cow in studio. Well, if you have a cow, that's the number. Or an alpaca.

I'll take an alpaca. Oh, 0488881069. Just say the word cow and Babs will call you back. Yeah, if you have a cow, or an alpaca, I'll take an alpaca. Oh, 04888881069. Just say the word cow and Babs will call you back. Yeah, love that. If you've got a cow, a milkable cow, we'd like to follow up. Also, just side note, when my wife does produce breast milk, one of you will be getting a breast milk shot in the

breast milk roulette. It's just a side note, that's happening. Babs is the only one who has milk in her coffee. Can we see how well it falls? This is just going to be a shot. It's going to be four shots of milk. Three of milk, one's Morgans. I love that. I think the lactose intolerant chick should do it.

Imagine if Babs got it. Yeah, I can't drink milk. Maybe this will help you, Babs. You know they say it squirts really fast. Yeah, I'll be testing that too. Don't you worry. I'll be testing everything. I'll be testing all that stuff.

May as well. And it could go any time, as we've learned. Yeah, I could not be in tomorrow. Maybe you worry. I'll be testing everything. I'll be testing all that stuff. May as well. And it could go any time, as we've learned. Yeah, I could not be in tomorrow. Baby is engaged. Baby is engaged, yeah. I learned about that yesterday. Baby is in position. Yes, it is.

Oh, my God. We've got some things to organise, Shardock. I need to milk an alpaca while the iron's hot. After you become a father, I don't know if you're going to have the headspace to milk an alpaca. It's got to happen pre-kid. I just really mature when I become a dad. Guys, that's not appropriate. I'm going to do a timeline of the milk an alpaca. It's got to happen pre-kid. I just really mature when I become a dad. Guys, that's not appropriate. I'm going to do a timeline of the duck man.

Oh, yeah. Pre, even thinking about, oh, I knew you before you were married. Pre-marriage. Yep. Pre-kid. Yep. Post-kid. And we'll see which part of that you should have milked the alpaca.

Where did I miss it? Oh, hey, we're out of here. We're back tomorrow. We will see you then. Bye-bye. Bye. She's even obsessed with trying to suck my toes. Me, me, me, me.

Jess and Ducko. That was the Jess and Ducko podcast. Hot honey has dropped at Macca's for a limited time only. Embrace the drip.