Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Puss face

Episode Date: July 10, 2025

Jess' husband Angus get a rogue text, Ducko runs us through the MVPs of our birth years and we ask do you have a yellable name?Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trying the cafe's new blend today. Smoother, bolder, better. I'm loving it. Jess and Ducco! This is the Jess and Ducco podcast. Welcome everyone to the podcast. Hell of a Thursday team. Good Thursday show.

Cause three quarters of the team was operating low. Like I'm on about 38% today in terms of tightness. Who's not? You're not. Bro, I appreciate that. You got that giant pimple in your head. Pimple, overtime. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, I think I'm the weakest of the links. Oh, right, okay. I understand you guys all stayed up to watch The Origin, which is what, the sporting event of the season? We also stayed up to the same time. You watched The Rookie. I did, and then woke up to this. Fuck yeah.

Motherfucker. And you weren't even stressed watching The Rookie. I know, and I really appreciate it. Babs and I had a really good off-air chat. She was offering so much support. Like, what was the reason? Well, we still gave her shit on air though. Absolutely we did, but that's just our

that's our shit. That's just a couple of gals having a good time. But she was saying like is it stress? I went the rookie is high stakes. Oh you are moving. When do you move out? Oh god. I haven't heard about that yet. You know you've been awfully quiet on the... So we've booked in. Yeah yeah yeah. The in-laws. Yeah. What are you making this actually? I'm pretty sure they don't listen to the podcast. I had to pull my husband's head in. You know, he's one of the great kind boys and he does treat his parents with a lot of respect, but I had to be like, bro, they're doing us a solid here. You got to watch him out. So they are very kindly allowing us to live in their two-bedroom apartment. They have a property out in the bush, but when they want to come back

and visit their friends or whatever, they've got this apartment. So they have said, you can commandeer it, but it's obviously still their place, right? So if they want to come back over weekend, then they're allowed. Yeah. So we'll have to rearrange when they do want to do that,

because we're going to set the baby up in the spare bedroom and Angus and I will take the master. Yeah. But if they want to come back, all right, well, Lucia's, I guess, got to sleep in our room and we'll move the cot, whatever. But the night we move in, it's mid week next week, we're going to move in. Angus goes to his mom. Now, ma, that's the way he said it to her. That night, they're going to help us. Don't forget. So we've got to help us move. But he goes, but that night, it can't be the Brady Bunch,

you're gonna have to go. I can't see those words coming out of his mouth. No, I could not, when he shared that with me, I was like, whoa. What did he imply that, oh, he thought his mom was gonna sleep the night? Correct, because. They've got to drive a long way to go home

and they're helping you move, makes sense. But not only are they coming all the way to help us move, he's then saying, once that's all sorted, choof off. Get out of here. Because the first- Fair though, you don't want them there, not that first time. 100%, he's absolutely got that correct, but I couldn't believe he actually said it.

It doesn't sound like something- The delivery was- I thought I was just gonna come in the Wednesday and be like, oh my God. We gotta cop it. We gotta cop it, but he actually said it to her. Get out of here, I'm not the Brady Bunch. I couldn't believe it.

But I think this is the issue. You just asked me if I was stressed. I haven't been, because he has done it all. This is what I was gonna say, this is showing cracks forming. Exactly. He's stressing out. Exactly, I asked him the other day if he's excited for Italy and he goes, what?

Like he, it's so far off his radar. In Jess's world, she goes radio, then watches The Rookie, and then thinks about Italy on repeat. And Angus is there trying to do everything else. I get to, genuinely, my daddy is, whicholine park am I going to take the kid to now? And parenting is- And how many chicken wings will I get from Maccas? I know, five is the max, which is, we need to work that.

I'm going to need a two. That's the most stressful part of your world. That's the most stressful part of my day. Who's helping you move, just the parents? Just the parents. You get it all done? Because we have slowly done it over the past couple of months, so I haven't had to call in the Calvary and say, hey, Ducco, can you help me lift the table?

Like I just, we haven't needed it. I used to have a Ute, but I don't anymore. It would have been so handy. That actually would have been handy. Angus has had to borrow his mate's trailer. Even something like that. I went, what do we need the trailer for? And he went, well, X, Y, Z.

Yeah, a lot of things. I haven't thought about any of this. I'd like to see you drive the trailer as well. So I have once, we used to have a jet ski, my brother had a jet ski. I once- You can all write. It just keeps unraveling, doesn't it? It's everything you say. I once Fuck off acreage. I had horses growing up. That's more rich boy. Fuck off. That's more rich boy. My one day got in a great time. Yeah, yeah. You're as fancy as I am.

I once had to reverse the jet ski. I've never once flown at the pointy end of the plane. Thank you very much. How many times do I have to explain to you? Points. It's points. I once had to reverse a jet ski trailer. That's the closest I've come.

That's still hard. It was debacle. I couldn't make it into the water. Did you jackknife it? Possibly. I don't know the language. I didn't get it in the water. Where it jackknife it? Possibly, I don't know the language. I didn't get it in the water. Where it goes into the car, it's like to the side.

Probably that's what I was leaning to, but my brother's mate was like, stop! Don't do it! Don't do it! Did you have a Seedoo? Was it a Seedoo Jet Ski? Yeah, it's a Seedoo. Isn't it Ski-Doo?

Cause it's ski? No, I think Seedoo is the brand, Ski-Doo is the device, I think, or something like that. There's something in that realm. Yeah, yeah. Yes, yeah. But I couldn't do it. That's really hard.

Yeah, reversing trailers is tough. Oh my God. When I was on the street team years and years ago, we used to drive around with a trailer. It was like, you know, the breakfast team, whatever, and then the amount of times the street team fucking jackknifed it. Or like one time, it rolled to the side

and bent the trailer. But honestly, that's a skill. That's not something, just cause you got a driver's license, you should be able to do. No. Cause isn't it, I'm going to get this wrong, turn your steering wheel left and it'll go right. It's the other way when you're reversing it. Hard enough for someone who doesn't know they're left and right. Left and right. Yeah, they're directing you.

Who also isn't a great driver. Like it's not going to work out well. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, yeah, the trailer, I think the mental load on Angus, it's finally starting to crack in. Well, I look forward to next week then on there because we're going to have depressed Babs and we're going to have high stress Gussie, meaning that Jess might be a little bit of stress coming in. Maybe.

I mean, I should be able to take on some of that stress if I'm an empathetic compassionate partner. Yeah. What's your headspace looking like next week? What have I got next week? I mean, you're gearing up for a long drive and an overseas trip with the baby. I've got a pack to go to Brisbane and then to go to New Zealand and then back to Brisbane and Coffs Harbour.

Come on, that's a bit on your plate. Yeah, and we've got a pack with the baby and bring the dog and the child driving eight hours together next to each other. I forget the dog comes coming, of course. Pam will be heavily drugged. I was about to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

How's that medicinal marijuana working out for the little dog? She's enjoying it. She's enjoying it. She's got these, you know, the itchy pills that block the itch receptors to her brain, so she stops licking. We thought, oh, fuck it, let's go off them for a bit. She seems good. So She's got these, you know the itchy pills that block the itch receptors to her brain, so she stops licking. We thought, oh fuck it, let's go off them for a bit. She seems good.

So we went off them, didn't renew them. Within three days, she was just like constantly licking herself again. Like this nervous tick and wouldn't stop. To the point where she's wet, so we had to get them again. Then we got them. That is so bizarre. And we've got them, and then we get,

cause we get it back on pet insurance for these pills. Cause they're like, these pills are like 300 bucks. Jesus. They're so easy. It's expensive to block the itch receptors. Yes. But we get 70% back on pet insurance for these pills. Cause they're like, these pills are like 300 bucks. It's expensive to block the IT receptors. But we get 70% back on pet insurance cause we have a good pet insurance because we use it a lot. Absolutely. And the other thing it says skin disease. I was like, Oh sweetie.

Yeah. Is it eczema? Is it dermatitis? Yeah, dermatitis. She's got- Oh, can relate. Yeah, she's got dermatitis. Everyone's gonna start inundating you

with natural deodorants now to give the dog. Oh, this one's no scratch. Do you get vaginitis as well? She gets dermatitis and vaginitis. Next time I need a urine sample though I know who to call. Oh I'll be fucking, you don't even need to call me I'll be under you. Got it. In and out, in and out. You're a great mate. You are a great mate. So between you, Babs, myself, Shy Guy. How's your headspace looking? What are you doing next week? It's fine, we'll be last week before we go on a little break. Are you going away at all? You get the food?

I got a little snow. Oh, that's right, you got a parachute. At some point during, Threadbite, Threadbite. So you know how I gave you that marriage counselor who said, in your relationship, you're not always gonna be operating 100, so if you're only got 20%, you should articulate that. If Shy Guy, Dukko, and myself are all,

sorry, Dukko, Babs, and myself are all 15 to 20s. You're gonna have to operate at about 400%. Yeah, we'll be right. I might shock you. I might be totally fine next week. Could be. Well, we do have a few things to make the, to make it a bit easier.

Yeah, yeah. And Pablo is coming in every day next week in a different part of the world. Well, Pablo will introduce you to all his cousins scattered across Europe. Oh yeah, and they're all hot girls. I don't understand how they keep doing it. Well, Pablo will introduce you to all his cousins scattered across the room. Oh yeah. And they're all hot girls. I don't understand how they keep doing it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They are from Pablo. That's what he's told me. Wow. Okay. About his own cousins. And they're all doing contikis. Yeah, you know, like...

So it's going to be, it's going to be fun. It's going to be a good time. It's going to be interesting. I think we got last week energy. Absolutely. We got three weeks off, it's gonna be interesting. We got last week energy. Absolutely. We got three weeks off, don't we? Correct.

We, ah, that's a shame we can't do any podcasts in that three weeks. I would have liked to have come on and done a weekly podcast catch up with the team. I mean, we can work out the time difference. You and I can sync up and these two will be back home. You can go back to last year if you want and just. Yeah, go back and get some extra bits.

Where you visit the show. Ah, we've got little Easter eggs for ya. Yeah, there you go, That's a bit of fun. Cause we got some best of shows in there, Babs. Yep, we do. You're in charge of that? I am, yes. I'll be working for two of those three weeks.

Working though, or like working? I don't know. I don't think they know what to do with me. I reckon that, I reckon you can just, you know, pretend to work. And then I've got a week off, but I'm not gonna do anything. I'm just gonna sleep.

Just gonna read and sleep and cry. No, I'm not. I'm gonna go to the gym. My arms wide open. You know that, is it da fa? No, who's that eat, sleep, rave, repeat? What's Babs's? It's sleep, cry, read, repeat.

Eat, sleep, cry, repeat. And then in the middle of the bridge you go Guzman. Guzman, eat, go, man. Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Eat, cry, sleep, repeat. Eat, cry, sleep, repeat. Eat, cry, sleep, repeat. Yeah, yeah, that's fun. You should definitely like just go to the gym as much as you can, maximize your

health, you know. He's going to come back and I'm going to be so skinny. How long is he going for again? Like four weeks. That's a lot long. So he goes this weekend and then we go on break and then he's still gone. He comes back the week that we come back, right? Yeah.

No, because he's gone this week. Like is it next week? So one and then three. So we'll just come back. Oh, so we'll. One plus three. Will Ferbs have had sex by the time? Because we could pick it on air. We could do the, you know, picker happiness, but she might have had it already pre-show.

Yeah. Does he come back on the weekend before we come back? I don't know. What date? I have to have a look. I can't remember. We'll work that out. I don't know. Yeah, to have a look. I can't remember. We'll work that out. I don't know. Yeah, anyway.

We'll suss her mood. We'll just suss it all out. Or she just spent three weeks licking the bean and he's in thus so happy. She still got all my toys that I gave to Shaggy that he gave to her. I know. God, the wear on these things. Did you give them to Jepro? Is he back there? He's back there, yeah. Why do you want the ball and chain? I don't get it.

And the mask. And the, yeah, everyone wants the mask. It's a good time. It just keeps me in that open mouth. And the zip on the mask, when that gets tight, WD-40 will help that. Yes, because you know steel is impacted by cold weather. Yeah. I get a bit jammy. Everyone knows that.

It's like sometimes I can't get my rings off, you know? Absolutely. Get a bit jammy. Get WD-40 it up. That's right. Just tell him not to wear it on the plane though. It might get cute. Oh, between your swamp crotch and his gym mask.

Oh, I don't have swamp crotch. Oh! One of the famous quotes, "'My crotch isn't swampy." Yuck! Enjoy the show everyone. ["Turning Up"] Jess and Ducko in the morning. Welcome to Thursday. Good morning.

Good morning. On this the 10th of July. Hell yeah. Someone's walked in with a pep in his step. It's no, no sticker. I'm pretty stoked. I'm a late night though with the whole team at a late night. Obviously everyone watching the audition.

Except you, you watching, you watching the rookie till, till the same time. I know when Babs was saying how exhausted she is this morning. Cause while she forego forewent of anyone's missed it, Maroon's one. Uh, she forwent watching the presentation. So rolled into bed at 10 30. And I was like, that was the same time as me. My problem after origin, I've always said this is like, whether win or loss, I can never sleep. I'm just so, you know, even though, even though it was a bit of a walloping.

Reading the headlines, I thought, oh, Shirley Ducker was maintained a calm disposition because it seems like it was never in doubt. Let me show you a photo that my wife got of me watching it. Was she up with you? She actually did say I'm watching it with me. That's how I was viewing it. This was like in the second half. Was she up with you? Uh, she actually did say I'm watching it with me. Um, that's how I was viewing it. Why are you, you are fully erect. I'm standing on the, standing up.

Jeez, whoa. Okay. You are upright erect. I'm standing up on the couch, biting my nails. I just, I just move, stand up, down. Yeah. So I was like, can you explain why you need to jump? Like, and you speak for all sports spectators.

What is that about jumping out of your skin? I don't know. Watching other people do a task. I just feel, I don't know, you just kind of got this energy, you got this itch. You just can't help it. You need to scratch it. You need to get up. You don't have to do, I don't know.

I guess that's why people say we won. Yeah. Like you didn't play, but it's this collective feeling of we. So similarly, while they're running with the ball ball you feel something. You feel it. Yeah it was yeah anyway but the funniest thing was when they when they won at the end obviously it can't be loud because of Flo and Morgan's like don't wake her and I'm just going just silently silently screaming. Yeah yeah. How were you actually because last Origin game your wife kicked you out of the house basically. I was better I was better but yeah there was a lot of screaming to pillows and you know. So the stakes on this one were much higher. Oh wow. What a time to be alive. What a time. And also I mean all

results aside just seeing after Cameron Munson's dad died coming out playing captaining and then they win and they did it for him. Him crying at the end with the team getting around him. That's sport. That's sport. The human aspect of sport is the best part of it. Yeah that was cool. That was incredible. I'd seen the New South Wales team get around him straight after the Siren as well was cool. The players straight after Cameron? Yeah. I mean, you've got to respect that, right? You do. And then you've got people throwing beer cans at our mate Connor Watson as he exits the stadium.

I know. I don't understand why people... See, that's the ugly side. Yeah, yeah. Like, he'd already lost guys. He feels shit enough. Yeah, yeah. Why would you throw... Imagine that hit him in the head I know really it was close. It was really close spectator. There's a fan obviously walking past him I think he shakes his hand or yeah, yeah commiseration. Did it hit him? It got close to hitting him to

Bounced off something. I didn't hit the fan. Yeah, I don't know what it yeah, it's so bad It is bad, but throw bottles congrats for the Maroons. I mean, hold your head up high. Everyone had written them off. Oh yeah. Doesn't matter what you look like on paper. One of the more famous wins I can remember. Hey, that's something for us to take. Dukkos. Doesn't matter what you look like on paper.

You look at our team and you go, Shaggo, Babs, Jess, Dukkos. But really, we punch more above our weight. You know what I mean? As a collective, we're hot. Oh, there you go. We're not, we're not, we're a champion team, not a we're hot. Oh, there you go. We're not, we're not. Amen brother. We're a champion team, not a team of champions.

Oh, that's nice. You never heard that? I've not heard that. I'm one of the most famous like. Sport quotes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I told you I watched The Rookie. I could say any sport quote and just impress Jess.

Absolutely. But mate, I'm still dining out on boogity, boogity, boogity at a NASCAR. That was a wonderful quote. And that I think that's put on the board. Any team go forward in your day to day with that under your belt. Goodness me. How are we feeling this morning, Shaka? You watched it? I watched it.

It was fine. Yeah. Are you a footy fan? Not really. I don't mind watching it, but I'm not a fan. You like to have your finger on the cultural pulse though. It's good background for me. Yeah. I don't watch it internally and I'm not a fan. You like to have your finger on the cultural pulse though. It's good background for me. I don't watch Intelliant I don't stand up.

I bit my nail so deep now bleeding. I only do that for Origin, it's just a something in there. You're Broncos, you're sort of like, I'd like you to win but it's not gonna wake my child up. Well! I'm trying to help you out brother. How you going babs? You uh... She's depressive. Yeah she's not good out there. No I? You are, you're depressed. Oh yeah. She's not good out there.

I'm good. Yeah. I'm not depressed. No, you're happy. Yeah. Yeah. What's the countdown to your boyfriend chuffing off to Onnie's Contiki to and without? Why'd you bring it up?

Because whilst you're already in the hole, yeah, feels like a good place to bring up other things. We got nice stuff planned for you all day next, every day next week, you know. Oh, thank you. He leaves on Sunday. Oh, and you're correct, you're driving him two hours to the airport? I am, yes, because I'm an angel. Wow. What do you say on that trip? Yeah, what's the chat like?

What do you say then? I actually don't know, I don't want to think about it. Are you parking and walking in with him or just going into the departures? No, I said the kiss and drop. And then just turn around and just two hours later. Well, I think it'll be better than like parking and then standing around. And airport parking expensive. It is, yes.

Yeah, there's nothing sadder than someone you love who's the trip you should be on walking through those custom gates, like behind that security, you know, and you're not going and your life's not changing. They're about to go on this amazing adventure. I guess I'm just here now. Ah yeah. Anyway. Hey Babs, all good. We got you.

We got you. Absolutely. We've got a big show today, uh, team. Uh, what have we got? Alf Vox, your chance at $10,000. We've got, it's Thursday, Wordioke. That's right. Yep.

That's on there. What else do we have? Oh, we're going to find out if you're a clean skinokey. That's right. Yep. That's on there. What else we have? Oh, we're gonna find out if you're a clean skin or not. That's right. We're gonna play to tat or not to tat Yeah, God, we've had some iterations of that game. Yeah, and I'm really excited for this one. Yeah, it'd be good But up next I go. I need I need the brains trust My husband got a one word text message from his best mate yesterday And I want to challenge you to work out one, who it was meant for and two, what question he was answering.

Ooh, okay. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Right now, Ducko, I want to see if you can get into the headspace of my husband's best mate. Okay. He sends him a text yesterday. Angus receives the text.

I think I can name him Mo. Oh yeah. Says one word, okay. Skellywag Mo isn't he? He is a skellywag. I would describe him as a skellywag. He's a rascal. A rascal.

Don't you think? Yeah, absolutely. He's not so much a scoundrel, but he's definitely a rascal. Yeah, absolutely. Sends Angus one word text. Dick. Oh, okay. Now, what have Angus done to him? Ah, now I'm with Angus, obviously, before he truffed off to the pub to watch The Origin.

And he goes, huh, he just sent me a text. I said, that's not uncommon. They call and text a thousand times a day, also work together. I went, that was my thought as well. What have you done? What have you just sent him to upset him? Have you had to put an extra task on his plate for work?

Have you wrecked something that Moe has to fix? What is it? He goes, I don't know. There was no previous message to Moe that could have warranted the reply dick so did he not invite him to watch the game with him oh another excellent yeah excellent guest I was snooping here shy yes I want you to get into the headspace of my okay I can't imagine now that was that's a great question I didn't confirm or deny that

but I can't imagine he wouldn't have invited him. Yeah. That feels like it was an open invitation was he gonna go? Was the text not intended for Angus? It was actually intended for his partner and his partner. Okay! And his partner he was like that's what oh actually. Two birds with one stone already Ducay. Okay. I said to Angus, now you need to find out what that's about. Totally. Clearly it's not for you. What's going on? Mo does reply, lol.

Sorry, buddy. Wasn't intended for you. Uh. Was intended for the miss-o. Oh. Now Ducco, I want you now to decipher. Oh, we've changed tunes. Okay. This game is gonna be over a lot

quicker than I thought it would be. Yeah. Ducco to you I ask. Yeah. What was the question? It's like the bat call. It's like when you send the dick message to your wife, she knows. I do it tomorrow all the time. She goes I've got to clear the schedule. You know I've told you about my mates, they put in their joint calendar a dick appointment. Yeah, dick appointment. Dick cluck What was the question? Yeah that she asked him. That most plums had asked Previous earlier that day for the response to be the one word and answer. What do you feel like for dinner? Was that it? Was that it?

Yeah! Yes! Yes! Yes! Shork that up, that's a win! Yes! Yes! Chalk that up, that's a win! Congratulations! I would say that back! A cat! A kitty cat!

Sabrina Carpenter. Why are we calling her a kitty cat? Is that just me? That's just you. Do you know what's funny? One of our friends up north, Ash, the producer of the show up there, said something about, would you rather go see Sabrina Carpenter or Mel Robbins? I said, oh, Mel Robbins, not a huge Sabicat fan. And she went, what the hell's Sabicat? I went, is that just an us thing?

I just made that up and I really thought that was universal. Pads, can you speak on behalf of the young people? Anyone else call her Sabicat? I don't think so. Ah, well, Ash liked it and she was going to take it to her team. So that started here on it on the record. I don't know Sabrina, but I feel like she'd like it. And it's so funny because like, Sabi, obviously Sabrina, but Carpenter.

It's like, you didn't get cat from Carpenter. I don't know where it came from. Anyway, should we call her Sabi-Chipi? Sabi-Chipi. Sabi-Caps. Caps isn't quite as nice. A fish isn't sexy. Caps isn't quite as nice. A fish isn't sexy. Caps isn't not sexy.

Cappy. Hey, right now, speaking of sexy, there's been a new study done by Zip Health, an online doctor and prescription service, surveying, obviously, surveying a thousand individuals about their sex lives and music streaming services, uncovering a strong connection between the two and they've thus worked out the criteria and the top five songs to increase your libido and make love to. I like this. We've done this plenty of iterations on the show in terms of what we listen to. Not science facts though. Not science facts. Not research, just you saying you know what's nice? Bitter Usher burns.

Because it helps the burning. What was the one you, no you like The Weeknd. I like The Weeknd. The Weeknd's on your playlist. That was a bit of a phase. Yeah. So 47% of people said that they regularly listen to music during a sexy time. 68% can't believe, sorry, 60% believe, sorry, that it helps reduce, I'll put you out.

You okay? 68% believing that it helps reduce sexual performance anxiety. Anxiety, yes. I was gonna say, we don't wanna hear the word reduced. I know, cool it out there. Of anxiety. And 63% saying yes. We don't want to hear the word reduce. I know, cool about that. And 63% saying that it increases the duration of sex.

I will be one of those 63. Without music, you're lost because you don't have any reference of time. Okay. So you need the music. Do you think that's your competitive nature coming through? You need a marker. You need goal posts. Because otherwise you're just floundering. You can push yourself to three songs. You don't do anything just for fun. It has to need a marker. You need goal posts. Cause otherwise you can just push yourself to three songs.

You don't do anything just for fun. It has to be a goal. Well, it's also just like, you know, you don't want to let down your partner. So you're like, you know, how many songs has that been? One. What? But if you can hear them, you know what I mean? Different genres have greater impact.

So hip hop rap listeners reporting the longest sex drive and the longest sex. And that's how I like EDM. It's a bit too Jack Hammery. Okay. Well, electronic dance music listeners syncing with the beat. Yeah. Yeah. What happens on that.

So they've got a couple of criteria. Get me with a little bit of Darude. So obviously criteria is tempo. Obviously songs between 90 to 130 beats per minute. Average pitch of the song. Then there's the special contrast and ZCR, the zero crossing rate. This contrast refers to difference in songs,

frequency, peaks and troughs. Oh, this is like technical stuff. Yeah, it'll measure the sharpness and smoothness of the sound. Like no one's picking a song based on its ZCR. No. But are you saying all of the ones in maybe the top five have that? Yes, have this. Have that.

There's the Mell frequency septal coefficients, the MFCCs. It captures the tonal texture or has this colour of the song, which shapes emotional responses and is essential for conveying smoothness, warmth or complexity. Is that not even necessarily lyrics? It's just how it makes you feel. Feel, exactly. And the last one, my favourite, the RMS, the root means square. This measures the intensity of the loudness of a song.

Louder dynamic sections can heighten tensions, mimicking arousal cycles. Oh my God. It's genuinely psychology. It is. So number five. Sorry, been a later night. Have a swig of your Forex, Dal. Been a later night. Number five. You've had to do a lot of acronyms.

There's a bit going on. Number five. I don't know this song. All My People by Sarah Lopez. I think it's that. Now, here we go. I love a bit of Latin. Yeah, this gets me going. When I was in the gym, Tuesday.

Slightly different. Yeah. But getting worked up is getting worked up, right? That's it. Kind of said, what do you want to listen to? And I was like, hit me with a bit of Latin. Okay. A bit of Daddy Yankee.

Daddy Yankee. A bit of Sean Paul. So what is this? Sarah Lopez. Yeah, Sarah Lopez, all my people. See, don't you just feel like you can move your hips to this? Oh yeah. This would get you going.

If you weren't lazy like me. This feels like I'm in Dance or Step Up or something like that. Honey. Honey, exactly. I am Jessica Alba. Here we go. A type of number two was between Usher, Bad Girl. Did you like this? Yeah, it's a bit slow. This is just sensual. This is when you slow it down.

You got to remind yourself to breathe. Be in the moment. And also, Usher's leaning in here. Yeah. Bad Girl. Well, man, Rere's was not familiar with this song. It's called Kiss It Better. This is a soundtrack to a movie, I think. In a sex scene. I love Rihanna, don't get me wrong. This is doing nothing for me. No, this is a bit, oh, I'm saying that.

This could be like a real starting sensual, what do you reckon, Babs? She's getting you hot and bollocked. What do you reckon? You like this one? Well I liked this song before. Okay, what about this one? Number 3. Nojestic set my heart on... Anything with a bit of a beat, Jess?

Yeah! This is a remake, I know this song. It's a remake, yes. Not by Cyril or Simona, yeah. It's not a Celine Dion song. It is when you call on me. Not mad about that one. Number two.

Nikki Idle. Lady Touch Yourself. See, this is intimidating. Obviously, this could be a bit like, this is when you get a bit dark. This is like, you know, Shaggy shut the blinds. He's going for it. See but then you queef in the middle of this and this just ruins everything, do you know what I mean? Like it's too serious this. We need to have a bit more fun.

I said queef not fun. Oh sorry. It wasn't the book! That depends on how loud it was I guess. A number one song coming in at number one. Chappellrone. This is the number one song for Boosty and Libido. Apparently so hot to go, Chappellrone. I don't think, this is my least favourite of the five. I agree. Oh, someone's loving it out there.

Hey Babsy, what do you reckon? Thrust. This one has a little dance routine. Have you and your partner, this has come on the playlist? Or is he just still playing his music? It's me and mine. She's wounded today, Ducco. She's wounded. Oh yeah, this is going to be fantastic.

30 seconds, 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer, can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We come back if there's time. We're playing for 10k team. Our player today is Lauren. Hello Lauren. Hi, how are you? Lauren, we're fantastic. We call you Loz. Loz-o. Loz-o. Loz-o. Loz-o is good. Is that what you get? I do, yes. Yeah, Loz-o. Okay. What are we doing with ten thousand dollars?

I'm putting grass in our backyard because we ran out and I've run out of money and I have three boys that like mud. What are you getting Sir Walter Buffalo? What's your turf of choice? I have no idea about grass, that's all. Just some nice green grass. You know, Loz doesn't want to wet her rapatun if she doesn't have the funds. So she's like, let me win the 10 grand, then I'll do my research. Yeah, could be astra turf, you never know. You never know, but oh my god, what a mud party it must be every afternoon in your house, Lauren. It really is. Okay, let's get Lauren some turf. Come on Loz! You never know. You never know. But oh my god, what a mud party it must be every afternoon in your house, Lauren.

It really is. Okay, let's get Lauren some tea. Come on, Loz. The letter you're going to work with today, babe. Oh, that's a great one. The letter N. N. N.

Good letter. For no fear. It is. We don't get N a lot. No, we don't. Yeah. I don't know if we've ever won with the letter N. I don't think so.

So today is your day, Lauren. Okay, feeling good. Your time. Here we go. Your time will start after the letter N. So today is your day Lauren. Okay, here we go. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter N we need you to name a body part. Nose. An actress. Nicole Kidman. A brand. Nike. A periodic element. Nitrogen. A country. Nigeria. A tv series a tv series an r&b singer nelly a verb a noisy lee a cartoon character ned flan a fruit you're a good player Ned...Flaming? Afroose?

You were a good player! You were a good player! You got yourself... Seven. Self-correcting! That's so fun! Oh, you're a teacher! I didn't know a verb!

Yeah, well, oopsie! You got verb wrong! A verb could have been nod or nibble or need. What did you say? Nicely? No, I think you said noisily. And then you knew. TV series could have been NCIS. And then a fruit, you would have got fruit I have no doubt you're trying out of time.

Nectarine. And I think you would have come back to TV series. I feel like you could have got that. Jesus. I feel like I could have got that. Jesus. I feel like I could have. You were calm under pressure too. But you know what Lauren? You had fun. I did, it was fun. And if that's one thing we promise on this show, is you will have fun. That's all we can ask. We can't promise the ten grand. I can promise you get a hundred dollars to spend online at platypus shoes though Lauren. I love that. I love shoes. Hey! Perfect! What's your vibe on Lauren?

You reckon clean skin? What are you thinking here? Oh, Lauren's clean. Lauren, you have no tattoos. No tattoos? Well, there's a bit of a story. I don't, but I kind of do. Quickly.

How do you half-heart? What does that mean? So, on a girls' weekend, it was a home job. I got the G from my husband's name behind my ring finger, but it kind of faded. Oh! That's a tattoo! How did they do the home job. I got the G for my husband's name behind my ring finger, but it's kind of faded. Oh, how did they do the home job? With the gun?

Someone brought a tattoo gun to her hands. Like that is gonna end up with the bra. Was that your child in the background yelling out when you had? Yeah, yeah. Wow. Was that your child in the background yelling out that you had? Yeah. Yeah. Any seats is funny. How good was that? It's such a fitting actually. Now that I've worked out Lauren, I'll go, yeah, you would have this like, yeah, I'll come along with it, but it's faded. It's faded.

It's for the huggy. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the reason we asked Lauren is because we're doing it next. We're going to check if people have tats or no tats. Can we decipher based on just a couple couple questions and your vibe. Yeah. To Tats or not to Tats give us a call 13 10 60 but thank you Lauren have a great day. Thank you you too bye. Prizes up for Grabs as well LSKD amongst other things to Tats or not to Tats. Cool

so you got a tattoo or if you don't. Yes and ducko. Now the genesis of this game was to beard or not to beard. Could Ducko and I decipher whether you had facial hair based on just your vibe asking a couple of questions. Obviously one of those questions couldn't be do you have a beard. We've done are you sub six foot? Yeah we did for our Shaw Kings. Yeah that was a bit of fun. We've done to ute or not to ute. Yeah do you have a beer? Yeah. We've done, are you a sub six foot? Are you sub six, yeah, we did for our Shore Kings. Yeah, that was a bit of fun.

We've done to ute or not to ute. Yeah, do you have a ute? Today. What do we got today? To tat or not to tat. You're clean skin or not? Are you a clean skin or not? A Reddit thread has gone viral, Darko.

Someone said, what jobs attract really heavily tattooed people? and people have weighed in. Yeah. Casino workers. Are they allowed to be tattooed? Uh, well, I guess they're wearing like, I guess, long sleeves, but maybe if you're drawn to that sort of industry, you are also drawn to tattoos, bartenders, food service, other service industry.

Security. I've seen a lot of chefs that are all tattooed out. Every chef I know has multiple, if not full, sleeves. Tattoos are obviously a lot more common now than they were say 10-15 years ago. I don't feel like it is as much a barrier to entry. However, certain professions, absolutely, if you're rolling in with a neck tattoo, you'll judged on that. Unfortunately we're still living in that in that world. These ones I have a bit of a question mark over what jobs do heavily tattooed people have. Someone said librarian. Now I don't know enough my mum was a librarian for a bit. Was she? Yeah man. She's lived some nice. In a primary school. Really? She's a clean skin. God she would have made those kids be quiet in that library. Holy hell. And she didn't think

people could say Mrs. Faccioni, so she was Mrs. Lisa. So Mrs. Lisa ruled that library with an iron fist. So good. Anesthesiologists. Apparently that profession attracts tattered up people. Really?

And pilots. Now your cousins are pilots. No tats for him, he's clean. So obviously- See, in this radio room, we've got three of us out of the four are tatted. We've got one clean skinned and we'll get him. We'll get him. And I'd argue he might have one.

But he's just lying. On the Shaft of Delight. You never know. It's so long. That's exactly what I was thinking. We've seen him shirtless, but I've never seen him. You know? Undealt, undealt-less.

I've seen you shirtless pics in his camera roll. That's right. Yeah. Clean skin on those. Whoopsie. So now we ask the rice cookers. Jamie is called through on 13 10 60. Good morning, Jamie.

Morning, how are you? Oh, it's the immediate vibe. Yeah, I think so. Jamie, what do you do with yourself? I work HR. HR, now say HR wasn't on me list. No, that's a tough one to work in. That's right.

Okay. And Jamie, see Jamie would set the rules. Yeah. What industry, Jamie, are you HR in, you know? Transport. And what car do you drive? Hiondhoc Santa Fe. Oh my god, that's what Angus drives.

See, I'm now getting mixed vibes. I think she does. See, I thought too. Now just because she's got a seven seater Santa Fe, I'm not getting mixed vibes. I think she does. See, I thought too. Initially. Now just because she's got a seven seat of Santa Fe, I'm assuming children, it's a people mover, that sort of thing. But mommy could have been bagged all one time. You know what I mean?

That's exactly what I was thinking. Lay it on her, Ducko. Jamie, you do have a tattoo. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah! What do you have Jamie and where is it? I have multiple. My legs are down my arse. Love it. There's an immediate vibe.

Don't think that Santa Fe was going to throw us off. Thank you for playing. The HR is getting me a little bit. Yeah, okay. But sometimes those who set the rules break the rules. Those who set the rules know, oh we're a long sleep. Sometimes doing the right thing isn't doing the right thing. What the hell does that mean?

The other guys? Anyone? Anyone? I wish. Sorry Jess, that's just far too niche. doing the right thing isn't doing the right thing. What the hell does that mean? The other guys, anyone? I wish I could. Sorry Jess, that's just far too niche. I wish you wanna do a desk pop later. Hey Gary. Gazza. Hey, how's it going?

Okay Gary, now I think you- We'll see, not an immediate vibe. No, and I think this is the first time Gary's called the show, is that correct? No it's not. Oh, what else? Sorry Gary, I mean I do remember you. What else have you? It's good to have you sorry Gary. I do remember you. What else have you contributed with Gary in the past?

I think it was the Friday Jams or whatever it was. I've forgotten Friday Bangers, you were our banger selector. Friday Jams is another great name. Gary what do you do with yourself? Are you on our list here? What do you do with yourself? Are you on our list here? I'm in transport transport. What kind of transport? Right. Oh Okay, do you need any more? Yeah, I'm good Gary you have a tattoo I don't have a tattoo Oh you have multiple tattoos Gary. I've got six of them. Gary's a bit of a fan. You can tell when he said he didn't want to say the truck thing.

Hey Gary, good to chat to you again. I do remember you and I love you. Thank you. Thank you Gary. We go to Bec. Good morning Bec. Good morning. Oh, immediate vibe. We've got a good girl here. Bec, it's a Saturday. It's a Saturday night. What do you do with yourself?

Well, alternate weeks I'm working night duty. I'm a support worker. But probably spending time with either family or friends or sitting in front of Netflix. Okay, okay. That's thrown you a bit hasn't it? It has because immediately the warmth of Bec's greeting made me put her in the box of noTat. However, Bec would have seen some stuff. She puts her body, her emotion all on the line. We praise our support workers. So I reckon she's got deep emotional connections and that's the kind of people who get tattoos. Drunk people and people who have deep emotional connections. I'm both. Straight back at you. Bec, you're an enigma. Yeah you are a bit of an enigma Bec.

Do you play any sport or do you have any hobbies outside of work and family? Well I'm a high school art teacher qualified as well so I actually do a bit of watercolour and drawing. She's an artist. I think she's going to tatter. Bec, you're tattered up. Yes. Multiple. Yeah, multiple. Full back piece, 19 times fitting to get tattered. A full back piece, Bec? Good on you.

Yeah, yep. Wow. OK, we are four from four. We have one more to get the clean sweep. Never been done before on radio. We go to Jai. We had a couple of beard clean sweeps. We've only done our...

But Tats, Tats different. We go to Jai, I'll rest with you Jai. Good morning. Good morning, how are we? Good Jai. What do you do with yourself my friend? I was a mechanic for four years but now I work for my old boy doing landscaping.

See I don't think so. I don't think he's got one. I think this is a complete red herring Wow, what do you order when you go to a pub? Oh, I usually go for the The crispy chicken the chicken one always one with the coleslaw and shit like a schnitzel Nah, nah, the burger. Oh, chicken burger? I think Jai's got a specific meal in. See, okay, he does sound like he has one. He does.

But I just feel like... What is something else we can answer? I have stereotype, I'll put him in a box, trades. I'll put him in a box of leaning towards tattoo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jai... Anyone with no tattoo call, that's the big question. Wow, well that's a great question.

Jai, and you're right, cause he works with his dad, like if I worked with my dad, I could not have tattoos. Cause my dad didn't speak to me for three days when he saw mine. Well yours is huge down your back. Absolutely. Number 12 with black bean sauce. He was like, why don't you get the chicken chow mein?

Jai. Jai. Do you have a favourite movie? Let's all get him. No, I don't have a favourite movie. Let's all get him. No, I don't have a favourite movie. That's upsetting. Okay, I'm feeling it's a no, but how are you feeling? No, no.

You think it's a yes? I think it's a yes, but I also love- cause I'm so lukewarm. Yeah, okay. Whereas your gut, we always back gut on this show. Yeah, I know. Is it a red herring? Jai? No, you put your mouth to it Jai You do not have a tattoo

No, I do Multiple what's your biggest tattoo? On your forearm, what is it big koi fish or something? Nah, it says family. Oh, family! Oh, it's a family, man! Goddamnit! Jess and Ducco Welcome to Thursday team. A few tied heads around obviously post-Original last night,

so why not jump to Maccas? Because the new McGriddles has two maple infused pancakes, eggs, bacon and cheese. That's bacon between pancakes. Holy dooly. That does sound delicious. It's because it is delicious. Brekkie comes first, available after 10.30 a.m., participating in restaurants. McGriddles is what they're calling it.

Now every time around this time, Ducco, you tell me about the wonderful offering at Mac is. But the past fortnight or so, you told me about McWings. Yeah, and I tried these McWings in a rare feat a couple of weeks ago after our wet the baby's head party and I raved about them. You brought so much passion around the McWing and if I can put words in your mouth, a little disappointment that no one had then rushed out in your immediate team to try and I said they're on my list bro.

But that to me is a post swimming lesson. I really locked them in. And Lucia's swimming lessons not yours so when you're a child. I know how to swim. I don't need the lesson. Wednesdays at 11 baby. Yeah yeah yeah. Week one she had a bit of a cough we didn't go to swimming. Yeah. Yesterday was the day. So yesterday you went because you sent me a text. I sent you a text I said we're off to swimming. Yep. Which means. Wing day. So yesterday you went, because you sent me a text saying... I sent you a text, I said, we're off to swimming. Which means... Wing day.

Post swimming, I'm getting through the drive. How many wings did you get? I got the five piece. The five piece, yeah, great. And I did a meal. The chippies too. Because I wanted the chippies. Obviously.

Because I was going to have the wings and I thought I could get the kid the chippies. Yeah, great. Because again, I've told you this growing up, Pa Borg would take us to swimming. I mean, he always took us to the drive through afterwards. It's like a staple of my childhood. Yeah, great. Because again, I've told you this growing up, Pa Borg would take us to swimming. I mean, he always took us to the drive-through afterwards. It's like a staple of my childhood. I'm like, do I start this tradition now? Did you get one sauce or both sauces? Well, when you do a large meal, you did not tell me this. Oh. You get both. I didn't know that. I think I did a media

meal. I got spicy buff and creamy ranch. Oh, what was better? Can I? Oh yeah. Okay. Reveal to me your wing verdict. Sensation. Oh, yes! Oh, Ducos! Yes! I'm so glad you liked him. My one gripe with you. Yeah. You cannot drive and eat the wings. They're hard to drive and eat. I did do it myself. Because me being a pig, as soon as she handed me the bag, I've pulled out a wing, I tried to dip and eat. Yeah, it's messy, isn't it?

Like I'm still getting out of the driveway. I went, this is not safe. She's handed you the bag and you're eating it? She's like, how's that even possible? How did this happen? So they actually said, oh, sorry, we just got to get some more creamy ranch for you. Can you pull up in the bay? You're drinking the ranch?

I've already eaten four wings by the time she got me the ranch. Oh, brilliant. Yeah, it's hard to, I did try and drive and eat it too. You can't. So I pulled into a car park bay and Lucci is going, more, more. I'm like, shush, the crummy's having a wing. So I just- My mummy's doing research.

I just threw the chips at her. Shut up. I got in the zone, my windows are down, it's a sunny afternoon. I had my spicy bath and the creamy ranch. Can I give you a hot tip? Yes. Both sauces at the same time. Now I need to go and try that. Because the spicy bath, pretty spicy.

Yeah, yeah it is. But the cooling factor of the creamy ranch, bro. How good. I wasn't even. I'm glad you like them too, because I've been singing these praises for weeks now. And you know I do the same thing. When I recommend something, I recommend with my whole heart.

And when people don't like it, it's hard to not take it personally because you go I loved this and I hoped you would too. Yeah it shocks you how good it is. No they're unbelievable. Because it shouldn't be something that Maccas do well. They're unbelievable. Because they're not the fried chicken specialists. They're not. They're not. They've dipped their toe and they have excelled. The McWing man but you've got to get both. I implore you. you. I employ you could be on my radar today Right now asked our friend was shot guys mate chat GPT to uh, cuz I feel like that I feel like a veteran who's closest to chat GPT is the shot Lord. Well, he's using it a lot

Yeah, yeah, like I miss you Absolutely. Yeah, I've got enough friends. you, all that sort of gear he says to me. Absolutely. I've got enough friends. Do you flirt with chat GPT? No. Okay. Do you thank chat GPT? I asked it the other day how often it does it and it just refused to talk to me.

Oh, that's right, stopped talking to you after, yeah, yeah, in the boudoir. Well, I asked mine, I've still got a good relationship with mine, and I asked mine who is the MVP of our respective birth years? Now, the criteria for this is success, notoriety, money and fame. Okay, so all similar sort of things. But that's what I said. Who is the MVP of my birth year and put in our year and then with those four categories.

It's almost like who had the most headlines. Correct. Who achieved the most. Headlines is a good way to put it. And not even positively, I guess. This could be interpreted in a few ways. So Jess, you and me, 1991. 1991, great year, I guess. Yep. This could be interpreted. Negatively. In a few ways. So Jess, you and me, 1991.

1991. The MVP. Great vintage. Great vintage. The MVP, Honorable Mentions, you know, this is an Honorable. Can I guess? Uh, yep. It could ruin the game.

Nah, you go. Yeah. The Honorable Mentions go to Arnie, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Oh. Michael Jackson. Yep. Madonna. Yeah. Madonna. Yep.

But the winner for our birth year, uh, in 1991, he signed a massive deal with Nike starting Air Jordans, the Chicago Bulls got their first NBA championship. Michael Jordan, baby. This is like when you're at trivia and you don't butt up your answer. And then you go, Oh, I was going to say that. Yeah, I thought you were going to say that. I was going to say that. I thought you were gonna say that. I was gonna say that. Great, MJ.

Proud. I'm proud to be associated. With MJ. With MJ. And there's some other good mentions. Isn't that funny? So Michael Jordan has usurped Madonna and Michael Jackson. Yep.

Wow. What about this one for Shylord? 1995. Honorable mention to J.K. Rowling. Harry Potter. Harry Potter. I think Chad GP knows she's been cancelled in the morning. Oh, trust me.

It takes into account everyone. Oh, oh, okay. OJ Simpson is another one. Yeah, for the big famous... Headline. Former NFL player, then court case by the Kardashian dad. That's right. Robert Kardashian was his lawyer.

That's kind of what rose in Kardashians. If the glove don't fit, you must acquit. But your top one, which I... Everyone remember the case? Yeah, yeah, got away with it. Hey, your top one though, which fits acquit. But your top one, which I... Everyone remember the case? Yeah, you got away with it. Hey, your top one though, which fits for you. Yeah, what's that? Bill Gates.

Oh, that fits. Yeah, Bill Gates. Richest person in the world in 1995. That's because Windows 95 launched. I was about to say, what did he do in 95? He became a household name in pop culture and an icon. He was a tech genius and basically rose to stardom from 95. There you go.

Then we go to 2001. Which I just hate saying out loud. I never thought I was one of those people who, you know, oh, I feel like the oldest in the room, but when someone says they were born in 2001, it just rattles your bit. Now yours didn't even give honor mentions. Yours just gave me a winner. Oh, okay. Was it Britney's piece?

The 2001 MVP is Osama Bin Laden. No one made more headlines. Basically they're saying in the fame he went from fringe name to public enemy number one. Absolutely. As the heir of wealthy Saudi family and the financial leader of Al Qaeda. Also he orchestrated September 11. Oh we know. So Babs.

Wow, your birth year. Yeah, it sort of sums all of us up. We got MJ, we got Bill Gates over there. Yeah so it battered up nothing else. Bin Laden Babsy Why did you say Britney Spears? I don't know, she was kind of iconic in 2001 Jess and Ducco Jess and Ducco The short guy stressed me out Ducco. He stressed me out

What's the Slim Reaper up to? Because he's made me aware of something the young ones are doing. When it comes. Nothing makes you sound funnier and older when you speak about the youth. Like, you know, I don't get in the car or on the roads or anywhere near a bus stop at three 30. You hate school holidays. Bro, school holidays are terrifying.

How are you going to leave the house these days? I tried to take my kid to inflatable world the other day and it was overrun. By kids. But not kids, like young teens. I think 12 to 13 year olds are the scariest age. I thought it was 15 to 16, but the attitude from the 12 to 13 year olds. Riding on their e-bikes. And the freaking e-scooters, the fat boys. Oh my God. I told you I rolled down my window to yell at one of them, what's the point of putting a helmet on if you're not buckling it up?

Yeah, or people who have their helmet hanging off their handlebars but don't wear it. What's the point? Trendy. Very unsafe. Super unsafe. Hey man, I actually was turning into your street the other day.

Why was I going anywhere? I think I was just doing a drive by. And these two- Checking in. Yeah, just check in. Is he home? He's home. A young guy and young girl slipped because of the wet, the slick on the road with all

the wet we've been having. Oh, they fell over. They fell over in front of my car. No helmets. What did you do? Well, I rolled down the window and said, you guys all right? And obviously the egos, they went, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dusted themselves on and scooted away.

That's what you get. Well, fat boyed away and literally put your helmets on. Yeah. Terrifying. Yeah. What have they done now though? But these young ones, oh my God, Shy Guys told me about Jordan Jones, 10 million followers on TikTok, very successful TikTok, but she's not the

only one doing it, but it makes me nervous. She's advertising this to so many followers and the others are sharing these things as well. It's called airport theory. Now, I get it. Not everyone's like me and he's happy to spend three hours in an airport, clearing security, customs, obviously, if you're going through international. People want to minimize how long they're spending in the terminal before their flight.

Well, I mean, not everyone gets to go to the first class lounge. There's always a Red Rooster. Just have, have a chicken roll. Jess laughs at me and Charga sitting at Red Rooster with the common folk as she rolls into the lounge. Listen. Team flights are never fun. When I turn left and you have to turn right.

Hey, where are you going? But these guys are taking it too far, Daco. Airport theory is a challenge. Yes. To only allow yourself 15 minutes, pulling into the departure, you know, drop off area, starting a clock, like a challenge, you've got 15 minutes to clear security, customs potentially, and board the plane. Surely you can't do that in an international, but domestic, domestic you can.

Like domestic is a myth that you need to be there. You can be there for domestic as they're calling your last check in. Because if you've got carry on only, obviously you've got carry on, you're already checked in, you roll through the security, it takes five minutes sometimes, ten obviously if it's busy unlucky. But that's the thing, you don't know if it's going to be busy. But then they go, who's flying a Darwin on this fight you are me me and they they ask you straight through Oh, it's not a way to live your life, but it can be done Jordan

Shaw guys click but what was the video three minutes three minutes? You did a little journey of her journey of her doing it. Can we play a bit? Listen to the stress? Why would you want this just before you're about to go on holiday? Good morning. Everyone. We are testing the airport theory. It's currently 6.55, I take off at 7.35, and I just got to the airport, I had to park, and now I'm currently at terminal two and I have to go to three, so.

6.59, we are entering security. Okay, I have a long walk, and I have to pick up my Starbucks, but I think I'm gonna make it just in the nick of time. That's so cool. Okay, it's 7.19 and I made it on the plane. That was the last person on the plane. Nah, see that's annoying. And you don't want to be the last person on the plane, you don't want the whole plane waiting for you and then you're that person who's held them up. None of that gear. I don't know if it's because I worked in an airport. Yes, I worked in international, I worked in duty free, but the myth of the plane will wait for us is not a thing.

Airlines get charged for every minute that they are taking up that gate and an airport. There used to be families rolling. It was always some gruff dad who thought he knew it'd be like, don't worry, they're going to wait for us. I'm going to pick up my two for $49 vodkas to go to Bali. And we would have to yell at people going, we can't serve you, they are looking for your bag. When you hear final call, they already started searching for your suitcases

to boot you off the plane. You better hope you're deep in the bowels of the plane where your suitcase ended up, because if they find it fast, see you later, alligator. So like for domestic, international, no, international, I'd obviously get there much earlier and don't muck with that. But for domestic, right? Like if I have to fly to Brizzy a lot to see family, I always-

You like to just roll in, walk on. Well, if my flight's at midday, I'll aim to get to the airport at 11.15 to go through check-in, to be through check-in by 11.30, so I'm walking to the airport at 11.15 to be through check-in by 11.30 and then usually they're not even boarding yet. Isn't it funny? I don't think I'm an anxious person but airports bring it out of me. So when I saw this, I had to take the big mic, the responsibility we have and implore you. Don't do it. Don't you dare do it. I want you to try it next time you fly. And you know what?

Something Angus and I should have discussed on our first date because he is very much a you. We can roll on. I'm like, no. And who do you think wins at that argument? Nine times out of 10. You. Me.

So we're at the airport three hours early for domestic flights. And now with a toddler, that's really fun. Yeah, yeah. But the prawn cocktails you have in the first class lounge are outstanding. So yeah. I can knock back 15 prawn cocktails before the flight.

Jess and Zucco. These words are my own. Woke up. Took the words right out of my mouth. Wordy-okey. Quizmaster Hot Sausage is in studio. That's a bin. She's got...

Let's not start that one. Of all the nicknames to catch on, that'll be that one. That one's not good. Oh, good times. She's got a list of words. Yep. She's gonna give us a word at a time. We're gonna attempt to sing a song that has that word as a part of its lyrics.

I will not lie to you guys, my cup's about 35% full today. Post-Origin last night, very tired. But what it is full of, good stuff. Is spirit. Is spirit. And I'm working with this monstrosity of a pimple that's affecting my brain. Well I'm glad you brought it up. I didn't want to say anything. I was going to cross live to you little friend.

Is it distracting? Uh, no. It's because we've got these shiny lights in the studio and they're just popping right on her. I feel like you keep wincing like you've got lemon juice in your eye, but I think it's just the reflection blinding you, bouncing off. It's an angry looking pimple. Can you turn your head? I can't see it.

Oh, that's mean. It's big, eh? I love from your angle. I can't see it, actually. Can we, we'll cross live to your pimple maybe throughout the show. Can we get a, yeah. My issue is it's affecting my brain.

Yeah. So this could be a coin slate for Mr. Guy. Because he appears unencumbered. Okay. Now I can't stop looking at your pimple. I know, I can't, now I can't. It's affecting my brain. So this could be a queen's leap for Mr. Guy. Cause he appears unencumbered. Okay. Now I can't stop looking at you. I know I can't, now I can't. I'm sorry, it's horrific. She's giving us permission now, I just keep seeing it.

I feel like it's an OHS issue. It needs a set of headphones. Do you need to go home? I feel like I keep tipping forward, but it's just the weight. Do you want to wear my hat? You and Cyga both worn hats today. That's never happened.

I should have had it up. So I apologize Babs, you are right in the field of today. That's better happened. I should have had it up. So I apologize, Babs. You are right in the field of vision. It's all good. Yeah. Notice how Babs hasn't chipped in on that. Not on the pimple chat. She won't.

She won't. Yeah. People in glass houses. Yeah. Yeah. She was trying to stick up for you then just get to it. Yeah, literally. All right, Babs.

First word. Okay. First word. Enough pimple chat. Proactive wants to sponsor me though. Please slide in. Enough pimple chat. Proactive wants to sponsor me though. Please slide in. First word is hi. Because I got high.

Because I got high. Because I got high. Oh, there she is. But that's, hang on. Yeah, so I was actually. No, no, no. I. Nah, I mean, I feel like you gotta pay that.

Thank you. I just feel like you're just spelling some antics. Thanks, brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta pay that. You gotta pay that. I did Amy Sharkes, I said hi. Yeah, but you weren't faster than Mohan. Because I got confused on what hi Thanks brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta pay that. I did Amy Sharps, I said hi. Yeah, but you weren't faster than my heart. Cause I got confused on what hi were doing.

That's the beauty of the English language baby. You gotta pay that. You got the point. You gotta pay hi. Thank you, Doug. Thanks for having my back. Okay, point to Jess. Next word is animals.

Like an animal, I still get lost for you. Do you want ploot? What do you want? Like an ass. There still get lost for you Do you want plo- what do you want? Like an ant? It's a Nickelback song Acting like we're animals, animals Whoa, no matter where we go As everybody knows We're just a couple of animals

It's Nickelback's best Damn it Alright, and I'll point to Jess Animals Animals Alright, next word is cake Cake by the ocean Yeah, good one Bit of DCE No, run DNC DNC What happened to them? All right, next word is cake cake by the ocean. Yeah

DC no run DNC The poor Jonas Brothers, oh, yeah Joe, yeah, you love the Jonas Brothers, ain't you? You're actually did love the Jonas Brothers, but I like Nick when I was little don't know why anyway, it's all good No one liked Kevin. No, I'm like heaven. That's a really talented too. Anyway, Simon Cowell's here. Touchdown! It's my call. Same thing. Once again, I'm tired. I'm allowed to be done today. That's Australia's Simon Cowell.

Thank you. Anyway, sorry. Yeah, back to you. Next word is house. You done? Yep. Next word is house. Welcome to my house. Oh, I'm singing lighthouse. Hi. Anyway.

Shaka's over here doodling. I mean, he's really phoning it in and doing it well. So I feel like if I don't get the next one, I'm out. Yes. Okay. All right. Come on, duck. Come on, baby. Do it for the Maroons. Yeah, yeah, where's my Queensland spirit? Do it for Munster.

Oh. That's too much pressure. All right. Next word is, hall. What'd you say? Hall. Hall, uh. Hall?

Uh. H-A-L-L. Thank you. Um. I'm gonna go down the hall. Running up that hill, nope. Running down that hall, I made that up. Uh, hall. Oh, geez, hole is a hard one.

It's not. Is it in the title of a song? Yes. Standing in the hall of fame. Oh, yeah, okay. Script. Yeah, okay, that's a, yep. Anyway, next word is deep.

How deep is your love? Oh, nice. I'm outta here, Shane. I'm outta here. Yeah, duck word is deep. How deep is your lord? Oh nice. I'm outta here. I'm outta here. Ducco's done. If Shy Guy gets the next one, he wins. If Jeff gets this one, it goes to a tiebreaker. Oh, here we go.

Come on, pimpie. Shy lord. Pimp, pimpie. Be shy lord. Let's not make that a thing. Come on, pimpie. All right, the word is. Let's give the pimple a name.

It deserves one. Penelope. Penelope pimp. Oh, but that means I've got two people working on my team. Oh you're cheating then. Okay let's go sorry, my bad. The word is church. Take me to church down on a mountain. That's a tie, that's a dead heat. That is a tie, all right. You can't write this stuff guys. We'll go again. You can't write this to Holland. Do you want me to get, do you want me to do this like dramatic? Yes't know it's like dramatic yes sure it's for the win this is for the win well no it's to keep me in the game yeah okay shaka you get this Jess you get this we go another one

duck oh you're out okay does Pablo want to stop you or public complaint no word is man man I feel like all right come on here we go it all comes down to this You haven't got any more words have you? No Okay, what about um? That's right go on okay? last word last word for the win for the win is One one two three four let me hear scream if you want some more One, one, two, three, four. Let me hear you scream if you want some more. Like, ah!

Wow! Put your watch in the pocket! What a win! Thank you. But from the depth. Do you reckon she cheated because she had the pimple working for it? She was feeding me lies.

Death and Ducko. Welcome to, welcome to Thursday. But an intern, I guess, in studio. Work experience. We do, we do. Someone not wasting away their school holidays at Inflatable World, but actually coming in to learn a craft. Jess has a, how do we say it? How do we put this? I'm going to say volcanic.

Yep, yep, yeah, I would say that. Growth that has spurned overnight, like an orc from Mordor and Darko in the fiery pit. It's a good way to put it. Jess has a genomic pimple on her forehead. I genuinely gasped when I turned the bathroom light on. You don't ever get pimples either, so it's like an odd one that's just shown up today. Genuinely, I know my diet isn't the cleanest, but I put so much into my body and on my body for skin maintenance. Babs is trying to be very supportive. She's like, are you stressed?

Has your hair been greasy and is rubbing? Is it time of the month? And I'm like, none of these things Babs. I have no explanation. But we did want to cross live to the pimple just because we feel like the pimple helped you win wordy-okey. We felt the pimple's going to month. I did cheat.

I had someone helping me. Yeah, yeah. You had the pimple. I had the pimple Penelope Pimp. I think Penelope's turned into Paul just for the sake of Paul pimple. We don't see we don't see gender and names do not mean anything about gender. Oh, I think Paul's in here Oh, what does Paul got to say? Is Paul on mic? Hang on Welcome to Jess's forehead. Can I take your order?

What do you want? Don't look at me like that Oh, what do you want? Don't look at me like that! What's coming up on the show? We've got a phone call coming up. More chances at the call of fame! Paul, are you going through puberty before I realise? I am! Do you guys think I look okay? You look amazing. Thank you so much. I just popped up overnight because I'm so stressed and because the person whose body eats so much pasta, I can't handle it.

Yeah, but sometimes I eat beetroot and that's a bit good for your skin. We're not talking to you. Oh, you're right. Paul, tell them about the beetroot. Hi, shy guy. Hi, Paul. Where's... I'm normally a friend with Babs, but I'm letting her off today. Hi, Babs. Miss your face. Paul jumped ship. So rude.

Ugh. Anything else you want to say, Paul? What's the number, Paul? What are they called? Alphabucks. They're 131060 right now. Paul, you're doing extraordinarily well. Thanks so much.

For your first time on mic. I'm so scared. I'm gonna go and emotionally camp in the bathroom. Why don't you pop out in those? See how Babs answers the phones first. It's a good learning experience, Paul. Someone pop me! Pop me, please! Get me out of this phase!

I've tried so many times, I think that's why I've made Paul so angry. Oh, missed opportunity. We could have made Paul an Italian. A greasy Italian. E' s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'adavita s'ad God! You should have made Paul the Pope. Pimple Pope. Pope Pimple. I am not worthy. I am not. I am but a vessel for Pope Leo. It's actually a blessing. It was a the Pope bowed down to me. He's American isn't he? Ah, I'll work on that.

Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabucks on Hit. Alphabucks. You have 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We'll come back, of course, if there is time. We're playing for $10,000.

Our player today, we've got a good one. We've handpicked a good one. Chelsea. Hello. Chelsea, Chelsea. You are the good one we've hand-picked a good one Chelsea hello Chelsea Chelsea you are the good one we speak of you're a good one you're it come on Chelsea pack yourself in yes you're gonna get it yes Queen yeah what do you want to spend 10 grand on um well it's actually both my son's birthday this month so they're three days apart why Why'd you plan it like that Chelsea? That's silly from you. Yeah unfortunately I don't know.

What are your boys names? Maverick and Dallas. What names? Sick names. Maverick and Dallas. That's cool. Are they cool kids? Did you name them after the Dallas Mavericks? No I didn't. I don't watch basketball and I didn't know that until after I named them. Your husband's just a huge Mavs fan and he's like yeah let's call them Dallas and Mavericks? No, I didn't. I don't watch basketball and I didn't know that until after I met him. Your husband's just a huge Mavs fan. He's like, yeah, let's call him Dallas and Mavericks.

That's so funny. Yeah, Dallas and Mavericks. Neither me or my husband watch basketball. Okay. It's just very weird, you know, it's close. It feels niche to have accidentally stumbled upon that, but it can happen. Yeah. All right. Well, we want to do it for Maverick, we want to do it for Dallas. The letter that you're going to work with today, Chelsea, is B, how's this? B for basketball. Okay, cool.

Alrighty, you like that? Or B for? Brayden. One of the great B players. One of the great Bs. Okay, sure. All right, Chelsea, let's do it. Your time will start after the first question.

Starting with the letter B, we need you to name a dog breed. Porticoly. A vegetable. Broccoli. A fashion brand. Boohoo.com. An occupation.

Bicycle player. A periodic element. Parts. A band? Blues Brothers? A breakfast food? Um, pup. An animal? Bear.

Bear on the buzzer? Yeah, bear on the buzzer. To get you sick with a question mark over one. Blues Brothers, there was a film. That definitely was a film. I don't know if they're a band, maybe just look that up. I know it was a movie, but I don't know if they're a band. We'd look that up, that would mean you got five

if you don't get it. Also one of the great gets with- Is that Dan Aykroyd, the Blues Brothers? Yeah, I think it was. Yeah. I think it was. Fashion brand Boohoo, one of the great gets. So Boohoo is a website and their-

They do fashion stuff? Their quotes say Boohoo. Okay, there you go. Yeah, one of the great guests. So Boohoo is a website and their clothes say Boohoo. Okay, there you go. Currently have 30% off. Look, periodic element you could have said Boron. Or? Brayden, a butaneum. Butaneum. I don't have it on my little keys but I'll get back. Sorry, I got rid of it. No, that's okay. Keep going through them though Jess. The Blues Brothers are a band but because it's a the Chelsea, I'm so sorry we cannot pay it to be. What else? Breakfast food could have been bacon or banana bread. Hey man you probably could have said bread we would have paid it.

But otherwise you did really well you can hold your head up high doll. You can. Thank you. You're not going to walk away empty handed maybe you can hook up Mav and Dallas with a hundred dollars to spend online at Platypus Shoes. Oh yep. Cool. Sounds good. Can't put my butane-ium anywhere.

Oh, butane-ium? Yeah, because you know what? I don't know how I've spelt it. Welfare. Don't know if I've spelt it how he said it. Do we need to call Brydon? Yeah, Brydon. Anyway, it was a funny throw-out reference to months ago,

which makes no sense now, Chelsea. That's right. No, Chelsea knows. You don't go over to Henderson's just said. Enjoy that. Thank you, guys. Tell the boys we said happy birthday when it rolls around. Yes. Will do, thank you. We do play again tomorrow, 6.30 and eight o'clock

for $10,000. But up next, more chances at the call of fame. This is a bit of fun, Ducco. Yeah, we're gonna be asking what name can you yell and people instantly get the reference. Yellable names. Yellable names. Jess and Ducco, carve out some time to yell a name at us.

Brayden. Do you know what? That's on the list. A great yellable name. Brayden. Brayden. Because it rolls off the tongue and I love a two syllable so you can really elongate it. Yeah. I also found the gravels looking for. Brutanium. There it is. There it is. That's just how I spell it. Chelsea, they're going out to you. Sorry, Chelsea. But yeah, this discussion came up because Morgan was talking about one of her good friends and her friends recently had a child and that child's name is Stella.

And every time Morgan says, I'm catching up with such and such and she's bringing Stella along, I always go, Stella! Stella! Stella! One of the great throwbacks to the great plays slash movies, A Streetcar Named Desire. Hey Stella! Marlon Brando. Now, Shar Guy, Babs and my wife Morgan not getting the reference.

Hang on, so when you've done that to Morgan in the moment, she's like why are you yelling the name? That's why she's like why are you saying that? I go, that's the most yellable name. Like that's, when you say that name, that's recognised with yelling. And she goes, I don't think so. And she came back to me and said, well what do you think is the most yellable name? And she said

Batman's Rachel. Rachel. This is going to be interesting the generational divide. Yeah yeah yeah. Because you've locked in, granted I'm pretty sure the Shrieker named his eyes from 160 or something. It's an old one. But we're both Thespians. Everyone knows it. Yeah we're Thespians. We're theater troupe at heart. Ducko and I so we know the place. Marlon Brando's performance, magnificent. It's an unbelievable story and performance. But she's locking in Rachel. Rachel! Now, at risk, at risk of you playing the niche stinger. My mum would like to bat one up.

Oh yes. I never would niche your mother. You would never niche my mother? Good on you. Well you'll never share a WeeSpa with her again if you niche her. There was a great movie, I'm going to say mid 2000s, called Cellular. if you niche it. There was a great movie I'm gonna say mid-2000s yes called Cellular have you seen it it's with Chris Evans and Kim Basinger and I can picture the front cover but I don't know if I have seen it. Okay well

it's a great film but I remember this was a family movie night we're all sitting around our telly and one of the actors well Kim Basinger's character one of the great names but another star in the film yells this. Jessica, Jessica. And so every time my mum, after we watched this film growing up, if she needed my attention, dinner was ready, I didn't empty the dishwasher properly, she would just yell Jessica, Jessica. Jessica, Jessica. That's a good one. One of the great names to yell. Another very yellable name made famous by Castaway. Wilson! Wilson.

That name? Are you naming a kid Wilson? I don't think so. I don't know, I feel like Tom Hanks ruined that from the movie Castaway. But certainly a pet. A pet Wilson, yep. And that could be a great one at the dog park. You know, if you need to call your pet back.

Wilson! Wilson! It's a great one. I'm there going Rachel! At the dog park, it just doesn't have as much of a slap as you know. Pam? Yeah. Not a great yellable name.

Pam! If she's mucking up on the beach and you need to call her back yelling Pamela, it's too short. Pamela, it's Pamela. Yeah, you gotta hit her with a Pamela. Oh yeah, and she knows she's in trouble then, naughty thing. I actually think Ducko would probably be on the list, because anything with the O, I feel like you really wrap your lips around it and stretch it out. Duck-a!

Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one. 13, 10, 60, the great yellable names. And I guess what it conjures to mind for you. Yeah. All the most rep, like the most perceived one reference wise and film. What is it? What is it?

13, 10, 60. Your Stellas, your Wilsons. Yep. Your Rachels. Your Rachels. Your Jessica, Jessica. Jess and Duck-o. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco.

What name can you yell and people instantly get the reference? So what we're going to need from you rice cookers, as soon as we say your name, yell the name. You've got to yell the name. Don't. And then we're going to see if we get the reference. Absolutely. You had batted up Stella.

Stella. Yep. Which should be fair question, Mark, over, because your wife did not know the reference. No, and her friend's kid is called Stella. And I don't think her friend knew the reference either. And I was like, geez, I could never call my child that beautiful name just because of the reference. Isn't it so funny? We just had Chelsea play Alpha Bucks, said her kids were Maverick and Dallas, and you went, what, after the basketball team? Dallas Mavericks. Some people just don't know the references. So we are trying to find the most yellable name that you instantly know the reference.

Let's try Linda. Linda, bat up your most yellable name. Janice. Janice friends. I'm sorry. I don't. Okay. And what's it has her cause what she's like really New Yorker accent isn't she?

No, Dennis the Menace. Oh Dennis, sorry. You said Dennis. No, Janice. I thought you said Janice. Dennis, Janice. Oh, sorry. Of course.

Do no Dennis the Menace. Of course. You could never call your child Dennis. No, you could. Oh, that's got to be one of the great dying menace. I think I have the deep man voice to do it properly. I don't know. Dennis. Is it Mr. Oh that's got to be one of the great dying ones. I think I have the deep man voice to do it properly I don't know. Dennis!

Yeah yeah. Is it Mr Wilson? Sorry I heard Janice. Is it Mr Wilson the neighbour in Dennis the Menace Linda? Yeah. I haven't seen Dennis the Menace in years. And you know Janice from Friends? Janice!

Yeah. Oh Chandler! Great. Both great nominations. Thanks so much. Hey Linda I'm vibing with you. We got there. We got a BJ. BJ what name name? You got to yell it out.

Adrian! Yeah! Brilliant one. Rocky. BJ. Rocky. That is a great name. He's busted up in the ring. Yeah.

Adrian, we did it! That is a great name. Adrian! No, Adrian! Yo, Adrian! I really like the name Adrian. I think it's a beautiful name. But once again, I don't think I could call after Rocky. No, because you'd invite your parents in to meet the new baby. You're still in hospital and your dad walk in going,

your way through it. You can't have people screaming at a newborn. We did it. Thank you, BJ. That's an excellent nomination. Ellie, yell a name at us. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. Oh, of course. A more subtle yell.

Jerry's spring off. But impactful nonetheless. There's a Jerry here in the office. I do actually know a real life Jerry, but like, Yes. Yeah, that's a tough one. Jerry, Jerry. Oh, that's fantastic.

Thank you, Ellie. Rowena, yell a name at us. Jenny! Jenny. Jenny! Jenny! Jenny! I got Tom Hanks with another. He's got another one. He had Wilson and of course, Jenny from Forrest Gump.

I may not be a smart man. That is a great one. But I know what love is. Bye bye Jenny! Rowena, excellent. Oh, these are solid. Even your wife would know these references. Bar Bar Janet. Rowena, excellent. Oh, these are solid. These are really good. Even your wife would know these references. I hope so.

Kylie, would you like to wrap this up? Yell a name for us. Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Steve, Steve, Steve. Is it a chipmunk? What is he? Is it gopher? That viral video. That is so true.

I don't actually know what that creature is. Yeah, I don't know what that is either. Alan, Steve, Alan. That's a good one. That is a good one. Let's go to our resident youth. Babs, do you know the Alan, Alan, Steve, Steve video? Cause you didn't know Stella. No, I do know that one.

You know that one? Yeah, I know that one. Okay. Bye bye Jenny. There it is. I've been looking for that for minutes. So we've got Dennis and Janice. Jess and Ducco.

Of course, Jase, who is meant to be the pinnacle of operations and how to do it. There it is. I've been looking for that for minutes. So we've got Dennis and Janice. Jess and Ducco. Of course, Jase, who is meant to be the pinnacle of operations and how we treat one another on the executive team. Puss face. Jess has rolled in with a volcano on the forehead today. No one said anything until she brought it up first, but we have shiny lights in the studio. Can I just say the kindness shown from you three. To be fair, Shy Guy didn't. I genuinely didn't know about it until it was brought up. Because you don't look at it on that side.

It's taken over the full left part of my head. But Shy Guy sits to my left, you and Babs copping it. But very kindly, not saying anything. We've crossed live to Puss Face today as well. We've spoken to the pimple itself. Well, Paul. Paul the Pimp. Paul the Pimp. Paul the Pimp. Was able to solicit for Alphabox. He's got roots, man.

I can feel it tickling my brain. My old Indian ashen deep luck. You know what I love? Slide into the DMs, we won't take your calls. Your home remedies, you know, like toothpaste and such, because McLearysale obviously didn't work overnight. Home remedies, onions in your socks when you go to sleep, avoid a cold. What about this?

You know, I love a woo woo home remedy. How big's your pimp? 13, 10, 60? How big's your pimp? Paul needs friends. Paul needs friends. Are you going to work or school or ever meet me right now and you've got a huge pimp? You are not alone.

You are not alone. Jess stands with you. Can we get the Pimp United on next? Did you wake up this morning with an Everest? An Everest. An Everest. It's just there. Because right now I'm Everest.

Maybe I'll kill him in Jarrow. 13 10 60 or if you're too embarrassed you can text in Pimp's United. Is it famous mountains or is it famous volcanoes? Famous volcanoes. Pompeii. I'm wiping out a village man. Jess and Ducco. Not many pimples Unite are calling in for you Jess, I'm so sorry. I think we scared them away. Yeah I think so. Even though someone might have woken up going that's the biggest pimple of my life. Oh wait a minute. People have gone, oh I don't know if I can compete with Pompeii that popped up on dresses. It's big.

My boss, our boss just walked in and called me puss face. I'm lodging a bully. That is... Yeah, yeah, you'll get something out of that. We go to Rob actually. Good morning Rob. Morning guys. What are we packing?

Rob are we, are we, are we, are we mates this morning? We are. Oh what's popped up on you? One's popped up down below the belt. Oh no. Shut up, Rob. No, on the sword, on the pork sword. Yeah, on the sword or on the berries? On the berries.

Oh, goodness gracious. Now, Rob, is this a first time phenomenon for you or is this a usual occurrence? Oh, it happens every now and then then but this one's quite painful. Oh on the scale of world volcanoes what would you liken it to? Yeah I'd go about an eight. An eight on the volcano scale Vesuvius. Vesuvius, have you ever had one south of the water? I don't think I'm there on that area. That's unfortunate. I mean it's a hot sweaty area during the day so what do you do with yourself Rob?

Maybe that explains it. I um. Here's Rob trying to... I do a lot of driving around. Okay. Rob not wanting to tell us. Oh I see Swampy down there. It's Swampy.

A humidity is not the skin's friend. Yeah. Rob, what's the course of action? I mean, I can't imagine you popping it. No. Oh. Just even washing it. It's that painful. Geez, it's that sensitive.

Yeah, it's that sensitive. Do you have a partner or another half? I do. Have they had a look at it and checked it out for you? Oh, it's that painful. I can't even let it go near it. No, no, because you know some ladies have that fetish, Babs, do you? Where it's like you want to pop pimples? Yeah, Babs, do you have a fetish of scrotum pimple popping?

No, I don't like other pimples, I only like popping my own. Your own, so not even your boyfriend's. Pimple popping is gross. But you know it's a thing, right? It is, oh absolutely. People watch not even your boyfriend. Pimple popping is gross. But you know it's a thing right? It is, oh absolutely. People watch those videos. Dr. Pimple Popper. Yeah.

Dr. Pimple Popper, Pimple Popper number nine. I'm not a doctor or medical professional but if it persists for more than a couple of days I would go get that bad boy checked out. I'll take your advice there, ducko. Yeah, thank you. Because, because when does it tip over from pimple to boil and then you need to lance it infection?

Oh goodness, it's one thing if my forehead gets infected. It's not gonna be great But it's no you can wear a hat or a beanie or cut a fringe down there Rob loses. Yeah, that's not good That's not what you're putting him out of action very much. So I must say Rob's wife's like, oh no You can't do it what we try and be on this show is a friend to all. How inclusive. And if Rob feels a little less alone going about his business today. Yeah. Someone just messaged on the text line, Jess, can I pop that mountain?

Oh, people would fetish that. We should charge someone to like, you could pay. So, you know, I've been talking about these runners that my PT has identified. They're trash. I put them on Instagram. So many people have said, put them on OnlyFans. You're runners? Yeah.

Cause people who have like stinky shoes. They smell them. Oh yuck. So now, so I'm going to do that to earn a quick buck. Yeah. And now I'm going to do this to earn another quick buck. God, your daughter must be proud. And don't you just love that it's all on the record?

Been a great show so far. You missed any of it, grab it on Listener. Wherever you get your podcasts. As we've often said on this show, you don't just come for the lols, you come for the learnings as well. Always. We trawl the medical journals, the scientific research to bring you the latest, absolutely.

To bring you the latest to make sure you're conducting your lives, your relationships, your careers to the utmost. A psychologist Dr. Mark Travers, he wants to help us all in our relationships, sorry to our single friends. Oh you can learn something to take into your next relationship. Pet names, where do we stand? For your partner. You and your misoo. Yeah, like babe. Angel cakes. Absolutely. Tootsie. Perfect puppy pants. Yeah. Whatever it might be. We know you've got a couple. We've got... I don't mind them if they're like an in-joke with you and your partner, like I call Morgan Bork. That's right. But I don't like babe and dull and darling. Do you know what I hate? Yeah. Bob. Bob is gross. I hate it when people

refer to my child as Bob. Yeah. Bob, yeah, but I don't like Bob at all actually. I've had like medical professionals do it because obviously it's, they think it's sweet and cutesy but, and how old's Bob now? Yeah, yeah. I hate Bob. But when I hear like a boyfriend call it girlfriend Bob. Yeah. To each their own. You and Angus have like made up ones right? We've got very stupid ones. I told you his name is Angus. I call him goose. Yeah, my name is Jess He calls me juice. Yeah, it does not make sense. Yeah, it makes some nice joke. Yeah Yeah, there's a whole mr. And mrs. Malusi thing. We don't get into it That's that's for the boob. But I agree with you when it's personal and in Jokey. Sure. Yeah Dr. Mark Travers this psychologist has said some big commonplace ones could actually

spell doom for your relationship. If we could queue up Madison Avenue, we need to stop calling each other baby. Yeah, baby, baby. Baby and babe. Bird, bird, bird. He is saying if you start dropping babe, babe is very commonplace right if you drop it too early in a relationship it can make you grow attached to someone who hasn't shown you true intimacy so that word he's basically saying is so loaded yeah you've got to hang on to it until you're well and truly sure this is my soulmate. He's saying it's heavy. Coming in hot and heavy with the babe straight away. That's right. It can feel comforting and it's that sense of warmth that can be misleading.

I'd imagine condescending too. Probably. Babe, you're overthinking it. Oh mate, if you listen to the right feminist podcast, they do not like baby because it's infantilising a woman, so don't be doing it. So we could get really deep here. My parents like this one. To each other but I mean they just celebrated 40 years they can do whatever they want. Yeah. Sweetheart. Yeah see sweetheart can be taken two ways it can be taken like that or it can be like sweetheart. See that's when I like sweetheart. You and I sweetheart. I actually like you. You throw a

sweetie every now and then. Yeah sweetie's like like the most, like, oh, sweetie. But it's perfect. Like Babs is like a, oh, sweetie. I know. Babs doing anything, oh, sweetie. Sweetie. Babs loves a sweetie too. You'll like this one, Shy Guy.

Travis has given the example, this psychologist. It's condescending saying something like, oh, you overthink everything, sweetheart. Don't worry that pretty head of yours. Oh, red flag. That pretty head of yours is so good. That is loaded, isn't it? Well, he's saying sweetheart as well. Yeah. And one more for you, you might think, hey, this is the biggest compliment I can give you.

I see you as above everyone else. And in fact, descendant from the heavens, angel. Ooh, see Morgan, I every now and then do angel. Ooh. Yeah, but it and I every now and then do angel. Ooh. Yeah, but it's done as a joke. When you say, you call her angel. And vice versa.

I can be an angel too. There's dude angels floating around. I've really gendered that, we should maybe improve from it. That is, that is offensive to all the angels. All the, all the boy angels. What was the last thing you did that Morgan went, oh, that's angelic. I will call him angel. I think she does it more of a piss tag.

I think we both do it as a bit of a piss tag. Fair. The psychologist has said, after a conflict, instead of addressing the issue, there might be a flood of endearments. For example, angel, don't be mad. Angel. You're trying to use it complimentary, but here you're saying it's loaded, it's inappropriate. Don't do it. Might sound sweet, but in fact it is sour.

There you go. Go forth and don't. Babs, do you have any couple names with your partner? Only recently has Jethro been calling me babe, but only when I do dumb stuff. So he'll be like, oh, babe. But in the same way, Ducko calls you sweetie. You're really competent from all angles, aren't you Bubs? Hey big show if you missed it grab it on listen or ever get your podcast tomorrow is Friday forgotten Friday Oh not forgotten but Friday bangers absolutely you can vote on the Jess and Ducco Instagram story What will play on the radio is your choice? We have Shy Guy's diary on the show tomorrow big diary day today guys enjoy your muches

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