Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Sexy Guy

Episode Date: June 18, 2025

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Try the cafe's new blend today. Smoother, bolder, better. I'm loving it. Jess and Dago! This is the Jess and Dago podcast. Sort of that, mate. Welcome to the podcast. I'm really Jewish.

Hey! I don't know, you swear much on this podcast. Oh my god, that might have been a first. Was that your first swear? It wasn't my first swear. It was naughty! Honestly, are you telling me you have not had sex and or rubbed off this week?

I have not! One egg! How good are the dinners you're having? You have just had a pre-orderbed off this week? I have not. Content! One egg! How good are the dinners you're having? You look just like a pre-order. I made tacos last night. It's so much effort for one person. Did you make tacos or did you eat tacos?

I made tacos. Content! Was it fish tacos? Hold the cheese, am I right? Hey, hey! Hold, yeah, yeah. Hold everything. Don't grimace, Babs.

Come on, Babs. It can happen to the best of us. Anyway, what say you? Why are you in such a good mood lately, Shy Guy? I don't understand. I think it was the other short week last week. I know. What is it?

He knows stuff about, no, I probably can't say it, never mind. He knows stuff about what? Oh, oh, oh. About what? Don't worry about it, don't worry about it. It's funny. It's only funny to duck about. Yeah, yeah about it, it's only funny to duck over it. Yeah yeah yeah it's stupid. Fish tacos? Yeah, why are you in a good mood? I don't know, I'm just in a good mood. It'll fade today though, because we've got a lot to do ahead of wet the baby's head. Yeah, because you've got to do the diary. Oh wow wow yeah, how you doing the diary? Well that's why it'll'll fade. We're gonna do a bit of it today. Yeah, for sure. Hey, lots of good gear in the show, though.

I know. It's only been three days and you could absolutely do a diary now, I reckon. Yeah, but then it's like only half the week. Yeah, you don't want that. So how you gonna include tomorrow's stuff and stay back tomorrow? Well, that's tomorrow's, yeah.

You sometimes rip off some stuff we do on the podcast, you naughty little things. Sometimes. That's when the week's a bit of stress. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Oh, okay, well good to know. No, but we actually shortlist about a dozen things and we can only really fit five or six in.

So it's culling and sometimes we also need some balance in the diary. Because it's no longer Shy Guy's diary, it's really Shy Guy and Babs' diary. It is. It's a producer's diary. Are we gonna change? We've long talked about that. Are we gonna change it to like you both narrate in it

and we change the name? Yeah, well we talked about it. Producer's diary. Our boss likes the consistency. Of course he does, but like, you know. Well, that's why we have to do it. How do you feel about Babs getting no kudos? It's fine. Oh, gosh, he's been hanging out with Shy Guy too much.

It's fine. You just, you don't mind? Hey, next negotiations. But also, spoken like a true producer, happy to be behind the scenes, happy to see the work executed. Is to be a bridesmaid. Just want to see the work executed. Is your idea of HELL doing a speech in front of a big group of people?

I was actually pretty good at doing public speaking things. Right. So you don't hate that? For some reason that sort of stuff doesn't really impact me. It's like the one on one social things that I'm like, can't do. It's just really weird. So question, you can obviously answer this honestly. When we do this listener event and we go away, is that like a nerve wracking time? Yes. Because it's So, question, you can obviously answer this honestly. When we do this listener event, we go,

hey, is that like a nerve-wracking talk? Because it's like, yeah, yeah, that's harder. I struggle just, like I can do it. Small talk. I have social skills. Like I can do it. No, no, I know what you're saying. But I just like, it's like, oh shit.

I agree, because you're also talking to a lot of different people for a long period of time as well, who know a lot about you. So what I'm hearing, it would be better if we just give Babs 20 minutes up the front and everyone can pepper her with questions Kind of get it out the way and then she can retreat Are we playing any games or anything like that for the dinner? You know what I mean? We can I guess

Ring ring the rosie Bit of duck duck goose Nah but I'd say we'll just be fucking getting through. Am I actually making a speech? I think it'd be nice if you thanked everyone for being there Like we usually do You made a sound today that I was just going to be getting up doing like ding ding ding. I was just having a bit of fun. But obviously because it's in honor of your kid feels nice if we acknowledge her. I know she's not there but it's like posting about Mother's Day when your mum's not even on social media. Still nice to do, put it out into the

ether. We built this whole event purely because we didn't want to have another stock standard long lunch. Even though they're so fun, we made it around the kid. We've never done an overnight thing as a team and with listeners. So it's fun. The last overnight thing we did. Carrie and Tommy get to go to fucking Africa. Well, that was for a charity thing, except for the show.

But anyway. Heyman Island. That's Heyman. That's for the show. Yeah. So the last thing I did as extravagant, which, tenfold, we took listeners to Barley Ducko. That was before my time. Which is funny, because I remember listening to that when I was little on the radio.

Oh wow. When you were little. That would have been 2018. Yes. 2018. 2018. That was like 60. Six years ago.

16 or something. Wow. And what did you think when you heard it? I remember hearing it. Were you like, I wish I could do that or this is cool? I thought it was cool. I used to listen to the Radio Fair bit. Isn't that so funny? I didn't realise that.

So you used to listen to Jess on air. Yep. I used to listen to Jess before the iteration, before this show. Yep. And before me? And before you. So when I first joined. Yeah.

Did you ever listen when it was, oh, I joined, it was our old cohost Nick. Yeah. So 2020. Were you working here by then though? No, I think I, oh, what year is it now? 2025. Yeah. You wouldn't have been. I've been working here for about three or four years now.

Okay. So you wouldn't have. Yeah. Cause you joined reception late. Yeah. That's interesting. So funny. What was it like meeting Jess, like meeting your heroes? So amazing.

I also remember there was a billboard like on the way to Newcastle with your face on it. As in the three of us? Because there was a time they split us all up and I had to do the dancing billboards. Oh fuck. It was my head start. I did that and I had Let's Get Loud and I was doing this like ehh. You were on a bus.

And I was on a bus on my own. I was like how is that fucking show? I remember that camp. And I was the only one who- That was the time we'd sit in meetings. They'd go like, Jess, we need to prop Jess up at all costs. How awkward was that for me with the two blokes before being like, you guys are on no mark.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Way to tear a team apart, guys. This is behind the scenes classic radio. There's three of us. It's two guys and one girl, Jess being the girl. None of this is anything to do with us. We get these photos and do that. We sit in a meeting with our boss,

but also another bigger boss who no longer works here. And Jess got all the marketing individual on every billboard and Nick and I didn't at the time, which was not Jess's, like it would just happen, like they do that. And they go, yeah, we've got to build Jess up. Like Jess needs to be the, what was it? What was it?

We're the cheerleaders for you. And we'd all sit in meetings going, So awkward. And then you walk out all sit in meetings going, so awkward. And then you'd walk out of those meetings and you'd feel so uncomfortable. It's not Jess and friends, it's not like the Colloy and Co. It was the most old school, like classic, like, she's the female, we're a female station,

we've got to prop her up. And obviously a 10 out of 10. I get it, but so awkward. And actually, I thought about that the other day when we were seeing that meeting and they were telling me, one of the bosses who's not here anymore was telling me to almost pull back. And then we're sitting and you're just like,

what? Can't believe, the things. I remember the same conversations for the Sydney Breakfast show at the time. Same thing? The same campaign. Yeah. It was a show of three people.

Hit would always prop up the females traditionally. Yeah, yeah. And that was the fit. And it was just like. And that's fine, but you kind of go, but that's not the premise of the show on air. So it's not reflective of what we're doing. Yeah. So do you want me to come in

and bring no content and just react? 100%. One way to tear apart a team, you're right. Truly, truly. If it was, I'm trying to think, like a Christian O'Connell in Melbourne. Sure, it's his name on the thing. He should be on the billboard.

But I'm pretty sure even his team is on all their marketing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's a team sport. I totally forgot about the marketing stuff. Don't get me wrong. Cool to see you fail. Like obviously this little kid in me, you know, aspiring to be in media, you go awesome. But then you think, but it's not a one woman shot. No. It's not. And hey, my mum loved it. Oh, love JLo. Love this. I went, yeah, but ma.

Yeah. Ducco doesn't have an equivalent song lyric. I had a cab somewhere, getting around the bathroom. Did you do that dumb bowling alley ad? No, we didn't do that one. I did a pub choir before. Oh, we were dancing. We were dancing in a field.

But again, separately. Separately, and I was put in slow motion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. I had to be in the pub choir ad. Were you? For two days, for Sydney. You'll love this, Ducco. So the Pub Choir ad, before you joined us,

we're all flown down to Melbourne, literally in a pub in Richmond. We did ours in Sydney. Oh, there you go. We were flown down to Melbourne. I've only had money to do stuff. Unbelievable, hey? And we were like, before Carrie and Tommy,

so it was exciting, Carrie's getting her makeup done. Again, I've been in radio two minutes. I'm like, this is exciting. We're doing the same ad they are. All these fill-in extras who are standing in the pub and the cameras are positioned to get some of their sort of figures and shadows, but it zooms in on obviously us three singing in this pub choir, head of marketing at the time is there watching.

She pulls me aside. Actually, she didn't pull me aside. She cuts Jess. You're at about a 90%. I'm going to need you at about a 40%. Pull back. I was going to say, sure you didn't need to go up, but you could never be about it until the pull back. I got told to pull. Not only because we had a six foot four co-host, the two of us shorties

were on rises. So I'm already restricted. It's not like I'm dancing. What were you doing? Lip syncing to Kesha's This Is Me. Not my choice. That was the ad. Yeah, of course. This Is Me was our song. We did Meredith Brooks. I can't remember what it was called. I'm a bitch. I'm a lover. Something like, because the station today was skewed older. So I'm Stetson who makes these decisions. But then I get told, you'll be on your own on a bus. Sorry, do you want me at 40%? Or are you gonna probably have a flight?

Well see, the bus isn't moving, I guess. The bus is moving, but not the photo. That's true. That's so funny. So yeah, we've seen every iteration. Remember when I first started, and I first started on air, and obviously I'm new, and we did lots of like, get to know me and this and that, whatever.

And there was a thing for like six months where I wasn't allowed to start a story unless Jess or our co-host at the time, Nick, invited me in. So they had to go, well, hey, ducko, you have a dog, don't you? What's your dog doing today? And I had to go, funny you say that Jess, it was the most fucking ridiculous thing. It was so dumb. I have also watched it.

How did we get through those times? I honestly, I honestly don't know. And your resentment, fair enough, if you were like, what the fuck? I don't remember having resentment. I think I was just too new and in it that I was like, okay, but I remember going home every night being like, what the fuck is going on? I know, and you're going to get like, I was hired to do this job. You know what I mean?

I was hired to do this job. I remember someone actually yeah. That's me. You know what I mean? I was hired to do this job. I remember someone actually saying to me, because before me was a guy called Baggs, someone Baggs, been in the industry for a long time. And he was a bit more of a, yeah, yeah, he was a bit more of a, uh, argumentative co-host, right? Yes. I remember someone saying to me, oh, well now that Baggs is gone and you're replacing

him, you have to be the guy who argues on the show. You, you've got to get angry. And I said back to him, I was like, I got hired to be me. 100%. I'm going to do what I do. The job that sits in that chair isn't the fighter guy who picks apart everything. Yeah. It's yours. Yeah.

But it's the limitations you get put under. Was that someone in the media? It's someone who worked in this building. Yeah. Not a manager or anyone, but just someone in the walls. Yeah. Crazy. The limitations you get put under while you do this job that people don't realise.

I know, but then you get put in a box and get told, no, we don't like that box anymore. Yeah, see, like, oh, we changed. Stop doing that box. Remember when we first started and it was like, do not talk about TikTok. We're older. We're doing older songs. All of a sudden it was like, stop everything. Talk about TikTok.

Be young. Make TikToks. Do dances. And now they play TikTok songs all the time. Oh my God, it's just late. And by no means are we saying, we've got it the toughest. No, no, no.

But this is an insight. We've already done a Get Ready With Me this week where we tried to bring you into our bedrooms and bathrooms. Cause the number one thing we get asked is, what do your mornings look like waking up so early? But this is the other side of it. Oh, who writes your scripts

and how do you plan your days? Look, so much of it is free balling, but a lot of it is everyone throwing in their two cents. And us having to mow. We've got bosses, we've got people to answer to, we've got creative higher-ups. Who have to have a board, they've got to answer to them. Absolutely. So it's just, but it is funny now we've been in the, how long you been in media? Over 10. Yeah, easily. I'm getting up to my 10th year, you kind of go, oh, it's all just the flavour of the moment or the

flavor of the month, even the flavor of a two year period. Whereas I look back now and go, oh God, we would never do that now. And you and me in a meeting now, if they said that to us, we'd be like, no. And you know what? That comes with age, it comes with maturity and it comes with throwing off the shackles a little bit. But even like they really would pit teams against each other. You'd all be in contract negotiations separately. You would not be allowed to talk.

You'd all be on separate values. You'd know this from your mate Napoleon's ethos. Divide and conquer. Yeah, that's what you gotta do. Couple of short keys. At risk of you playing the niche sting. Here we go. To quote Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Oh, fuck me. Apes alone weak. Oh, yes. Apes strong. Apes together strong. Yeah, Caesar is old. I'll allow it, just for this once. But truly, some of the things you do.

Some of the things you do. Yeah, yeah. So anyway. You'd have all those with your shows that you've done. Yeah, I've seen it 50 times. And it's what tears, I think, the, I hate the word talent, but the radio talent apart because it just fights each other against each other.

Yeah, I mean, I worked on a station that had a new breakfast show every three or four months. Yes. And I was there for two years. Yeah. So that's how long. Jesus. The revolving door was spinning. The egos. Yeah yeah yeah. See Babs, you were just driving along listening to it going oh yeah. Yeah literally. This is your first and only show you've worked on. Oh yeah. Oh god we've ruined her. You can never go up from here. No I think I've kind of been a bit lucky. Yeah to be fair. Thank you Babs. But that's because you've got two people who genuinely love what this is.

And we have our moments. We have our moments, but I think we both haven't, maybe it's cause we haven't been around long enough in the grand scheme. We haven't lost what this is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it's fun.

We're not getting paid millions of dollars yet. Exactly. But when we do. When we do. What my arse? Babs watch out. Me or someone else. Probably Shag in a million, you can pay someone else to do it. Okay. Yeah. If I'm earning, here's a deal, I'll make you guys. If we get contracts that are a million dollars, which I don't think they

exist anymore by one team. Okay. I'll even lower it. No, I'll say a million. I'll then hire you guys as our private, you know, people. That's out of your... And you. Separate to the show. Separate to the show. So you're paying your show salary. What do you mean? What do you mean? Well, you can run my...

Oh, they're PAs. Yeah. Okay. That's a 24 hour job then. Absolutely. That means you're on call. Yeah. Wait, now we're talking. If you're on a million, what salary are you talking? Yeah. I want minimum 10%.

Okay. That's standard for a manager. I don't do maths. Yeah, what is that? 100,000. That's 100,000 right? 100,000? Yeah, yeah. That's not bad to wipe your bum.

To wipe his bum? Yeah, yeah. Maybe not to wipe. Plus you're getting radio contracts as well. Pick up dry cleaning and wipe bum. 100 grand? I wish there was still big contracts like that, because the one company that is

doing a big contract like that is now firing everyone. Exactly. To pay for said contracts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But even- That's like a million a month contract. It's ridiculous. Oh my god.

We broke it down the other day. 100 million a day. And it made me really upset. It was like 66 an hour or something. For this job, you don't need that much money. I mean, no one needs that much money, but like that is a- But it worked out. We did it all the way down to a minute, didn't we?

We did it to the minutes. It was like five grand a minute or something. Just for being here. I know, no one needs that much money, but like, that is a- But it worked out, we did it all the way down to a minute, didn't we? We did it to the minutes, it was like five grand a minute or something. Yeah, just for being here. I know, it's very cool to look at on a calculator. It was disgusting, it actually made me quite upset. What if you saw like a News.com article tomorrow, it's like, Jess and Ducko, radio hosts, earning five million dollars, and we just don't tell you guys.

Babs and I will be having conversations. There will be discussions. We protest. Take it up, turn it up, turn it up. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Welcome to Wednesday team. Hello. Wild Wednesday ahead of wet Thursday. Yep. Yep. I woke up very excited, Ducco. State of origin?

No. Our overnight stay in that beautiful Hunter Valley tomorrow. But of course it's origin day for you brother. Late weeks, late nights this week, you know. Origin tonight, then we got tomorrow, then we got dinner tomorrow night with the rice cookers. Coming. Coming close. Coming in. I'm coming in. I'm worried about you.

Oh, I'm sitting on your lap. I'm worried about you. What is that? Is that a belt buckle? You've got a bony bum. I do. It's just all bone. Don't dig your, don't dig into my thighs. Ow. Shaggy, why are you here? I, cause we're, where?

Babs, you come sit down too. Come on. Come sit down. Where? It's an intervention. It's a duckvention. Don't dig your... don't dig into my thighs. Shaka, why are you here? I... cause we're... Babs, you come sit down too. Come on. Come sit down. We're... it's an intervention. Yeah, yeah. It's a duckvention. We got... oh, having a duckvention. We're having a duckvention. Back me up here, guys.

You're burning the candle at both ends. Oh, come on. You got... hey. You stayed up late last night. I know you. Trivia Tuesdays. Now we've got Origin Wednesdays. Yeah. You did the Today Show over the weekend. And I know you got the Today Show coming up again.

What am I? When are you? Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, like 12, 11, 10, nine, 10 days straight. I heard you talking to Babs. Yeah. Sinus. Feeling a bit funny? Well, it's cold weather.

People with sinus issues. When are you resting? Hey, you gotta make hey, well, sunshine. I appreciate that, but don't you need to go down? Yeah, well, I get my first day off this Saturday. Okay. Then I'm going to the tennis show again Sunday. Yes.

So, but it's busy. I agree. It's busy. It's a busy time. I'm busy, Tom. I came in today and I was like- We stack our mornings and we give it our all as we are contracted to do and also because we love it. Yeah. You're doing our things at night. I know. Well-

You wanted to talk about something that happened at dinner at Truviong. He's going out at night as well. It's a busy fortnight but then it'll chill out for a bit. Isn't it funny because you always think like it's a busy summer once it gets cold I'm hibernating. Oh hang on a minute I'm just as busy and also freezing. I know yeah just cold and busy. Cold and busy. I got, I did get Trudy moved to 6.30 last night. Got moved half an hour ago. Oh, that's good.

Well, I mean, they moved it, but it was great for me too. Have you sat your eight week old down as well and said, look, we need to pull together. We need to rally as a family. She's found her voice. Let me just say that much. Has she? Oh yeah.

She's just like worked out she can cry pretty loud. And she's like, oh yeah, I've got this thing. OK. She pipes on it. She's also super talkative now. She's like, oh, like, and she's being really, you know. Which is so sweet. It is nice.

And you don't want to tell your kid to shush. I've read that many kids books now. I'm like, are you taking any of this in? Actually, yes, I gave you the Dr. Golley, good friend of the show, good friend of yours. Yeah, I read that. His book was my Bible. How did you find it?

Yeah, very good. Helped us a lot. Excellent. I might message my man Goldog, get a little sleep routine going on. Yeah. Flo's been good. Flo's been sleeping pretty well. Okay, that's good. Like last night Morgan got the same amount of sleep I did. Wow. Because we both wake to her. Yes. And so we're both up and then I struggle to get back down and so she, last night, yeah, she slept for a big chunk. Good on her. I know.

So she's good. Okay. But then all day, you know what I mean? It's when they're awake more Jess, I'm learning like, oh goodness. I know you gotta entertain them. Oh goodness, yeah. You gotta deal with them. Does Lucia nap during the day? One nap during the day. Is that like the best time ever? You're like, oh, getting you down. It is more so because I've read so much on sleep now. Yes. The day sleep affects the night sleep, brother. So I do get really paranoid and anxious about the day. So whilst yes, it's good. Cause I can at least tick three things off for myself.

It's an anxiety inducing time. Yeah, I bet it is. Cause yesterday did not go down well. The grandparents, the handover is all a bit too much for her. Was up at 2 AM this morning and I'm there cursing going that stupid stuff. The grandparents, stuff, the day sleep stuff everything. Cause when at 2am you're arguing with a toddler, just go to sleep. Yeah.

It's tough times. Yeah. Cause you alternate who gets up at 2am cause she's not getting up to feed, I guess. No, exactly. She's just, but you know what? She woke up this morning at 2am saying toast, toast. Angus taught her. No, she's a jam kid.

Oh love that. So in the depths of the night, obviously the house is silent, you just hear toast. Through our very thin walls. You tell her no she's fasting, it's horrible for you. Nah we give in. At 2 a.m. whatever will shut you up. You want toast? Does she go back to sleep after the toast? She does. There you go. She's like, alright. You'll toast sleep. I can see you doing that. Do you then go, Angus, toast for me too.

If the toast is on, I'll have a raisin. Thank you very much. I may as well. Shaggy pops in, you're putting the toast on. Yeah, raisin all the way. He was upset with me yesterday because I made myself toast and not him toast, so I owe him toast today. You threw your toast, can never just get it sorted. I watched from afar and it was just a shitshow. The toast only has four slots and we need six slots. I sit here with my 1.5 minutes oats with my banana and I'm good to go.

With your spooned up banana. You're like, oh Tosh, we're gonna run out of time, why you put in for me? Oh Tosh isn't good today, oh it's too cold and you're all chew on it. Sorry guys, I blame Babs. I blame Babs too. Because you always look after me. Yes, I stuffed up yesterday, but I own that and apologize. Babs has never once offered. No, she doesn't care. She doesn't care. Babs wants to go for chats. Babs waits for you like a dog waiting for their owner to come out of the bathroom. She's slightly cheater. She comes to the door and goes, toast.

She just does circles. Yeah, yeah, just waits for you. Babs will tease me. She'll go,, toast, toast, toast until I reply. Yeah. God forbid the phones are ringing while she's getting toast. I know. Keep the phone lines open. People call anytime.

Babs is making toast. She's off. She's hooked it. You know, we're all working out our grooves. We're working that out, Darko. Yesterday Babs told us an interesting fact about Charguide that he got so comfy that he burped in front of her very loud. I didn't care for that. It wasn't a loud burp, it was just a... It wasn't in your

face Babs? Yeah. Yeah he fully leant over and burped in my face. No I didn't. Babs wouldn't you agree burping unacceptable? Farting funny but burping disgusting. Yeah. Oh yeah, burping is pretty gross. You'd rather I farted in the office. Oh, no that would be kind of funny. Thank you, farts are funny. Have you let one rip in here yet? No. Yeah. But silent but deadly? Only when you're not here. That's right. I've gotten away with that many.

Maybe it's because I'm too far away from you guys. I think so. You're also closest to the vent. Yeah, so the air circulation. I've done the whole you've made me laugh and whoop, it slipped out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've had a few of those. You're too funny.

There's so many smells emanating from here. Little mix. Hey, big show though for your Wednesdays, of course. Huge Wednesday, we've got 10k bucks up for grabs, that would be great ahead of State of Origin. It would, we got a nudie run yesterday, but we want to do 10 better today. We've got Shy Guy dips, we've got your chance of 500 bucks to spend with LSKD for the call of fame.

It's unbelievable. Up next though, I need to tell you, the GIF that gives trivia sometimes, I meet some colourful people there Jess. You do. I met a rice cooker who had a new name for Rice Cookers. Hang on a minute, we took so long to land on Rice Cookers. I don't think he knew it was a new name. Bless him.

Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. The GIF that gives sometimes trivia when I host on a Tuesday because you get some weird characters there. It's an interesting mix of, I was walking past, I'm dedicated, you know, I'm a die hard. Some people know who I am, some just go for the good times. We'd started a new time a bit earlier last night, 6.30.

I did think of poor Babs, she had to play football last night. Soccer, 6.30. That's very kind of you, I forgot she was playing. Cold, what? In the depths of winter. Because 6.30 feels like 10 o'clock. It's pitch black. It's cold. That's very kind of you. I forgot she was playing. Cold water. In the depths of Wintown. 6.30 feels like 10 o'clock. It's pitch black. It's cold.

It is pitch black. And dark. Yes. It's one thing for you to be in a toasty warm pub with a pint of Guinness. Oh yeah. I did think about having a Guinness. I didn't though, so I was a good boy. Oh, do you not drink on shift? Nah, I don't because... Don't want to get sloppy.

I just, yeah. When you're marking. I want to keep my trivia skills sharp. That's right. When someone comes at me like they did last night when the question was, I just, yeah. When you're marking. I want to keep my trivia skills sharp. That's right. When someone comes at me like they did last night when the question was, what are the six countries with one syllable? And they said, they got angry at me because they said Ireland is actually known as air

in the Irish language. And I was like, sorry mate. I don't even know what to say to that. I meant the English language. What do you want from me? Oh my god. So you do get those. I wish I was passionate about trivia.

Yeah, yeah. Me too. Anyway, well there's a few lovely rice grains. What do you want from me? Oh my god. So you do get those. I wish I was passionate about trivia. Yeah, yeah. Me too. As some of these people. Anyway, well there's a few lovely rice cookers that just rock up to the pub and they hear my voice and they come into the next room and they're like, I didn't know it was you

and I had one guy last night. Fantastic. Like the smell of an ice aroma. Exactly. Where's that coming from? Oh my god. Is that a bit of duck man? Is that a bit of duck man?

Another guy walked up to me last night. How you going? And um. Brayden. Brayden. Brayden. Brutanium. Brayden.

Nah, it wasn't Brayden. It was another guy. I won't say his name, just for the sake of it. He said, ducko! And I said, hey man, how are you? Like, you know, he's like, oh, big fan, I listened to the show. I'm a rice boiler. Oh, sweet.

That's cute. Because we call our. I don't. Oh yes, for anyone who doesn't know. Yeah, we call our family, like our family, the listeners, rice cookers. Rice cookers, it's a long story. Reece, we had a wonderful contributor and he just mentioned rice cookers and we thought that's funny, it's niche. Well, you can't cook rice without a rice cooker, can you? And we just latched on for some reason. Rice boiler. Which, you know what? Rice boiler, I just got me. To be fair to this bloke. I didn't correct him.

Non-Brayden. I was like, get on your mate, boil away. A rice cooker, it is essentially boiling the rice, isn't it? That was the Shy Guy of Rice Cookers. The cook is a cook and Shy Guy's boiling. Shy Guy. He's on another level. Hell yeah.

He's just boiling away, the lid's on. Let him boil. See? It just sounds so weak and wet. Let him boil. Boil is not sounds so weak and wet. Let him boil! Boil is not... I know, it was so funny. I had the biggest laugh.

Wait, so you didn't correct him? Absolutely not. Oh no, because how do you do? He's coming hot and high and happy. Yeah, and he's a fan. He had a beer, I think he had a beer of EB, and I was like, oh I may enjoy... Rice boilers. Rice boilers.

That's our dip cut name now. Yeah, okay, that's the upper echelon. Yeah. Alright. Let the team boil. Maybe if you like you win Shy Guy dips or you get your hands on a cheese beat you're in the boiler. You're in the boiling family. How does one prove they're a boiler over just a stock standard cook? Now it feels like we're making cooker be bad. No we want the rice cookers to cook. Cooker is still phenomenal, but boiler is deep. Yeah, it's a deep cut reference.

With the deep cut, I love that. And only, yeah, it was just, you know, the people you meet, guys. Oh, that's fantastic. The people you meet on your Tuesday night. He wasn't the guy who came to correct you about the island fact, no. And he goes to that guy, he's like,

my wife's Irish, and his son's like, Dad, she's not, she's like a 10th Irish. Like, shut up. Jess and Ducko. I love this, I love this so much, Ducko. Take's like a tenth Irish. Like shut up. Jess and Ducco. I love this. I love this so much Ducco. Take me to Turkey please. Well I can, you know. Sorry. Turkey.

Turkey. In Turkey. Now I originally when I read this thought it was a particular airline like Turkish Air. No it's the whole damn country. They've just got a blanket rule. They've got a blanket rule for any plane of any airline coming into land at a Turkish airport. Yep. Flight crew, the pilot, any of the staff on board can now dob in passengers who stand up too early. And I gotta tell you, I do a lot of air travel, have done a lot of air travel. I don't know if anything annoys me more.

Do people stand up early in business? I don't know if anything. I've never been that far up the plane Shaggy. No because we get the lady who stands. You get let out first don't you? She blocks. She puts the block out. Quick we'll block the peasants.

I always wondered, it's very Titanic isn't it? I always wondered what she was doing. out first, are you? Well, she blocks. They put the blockade up. She puts the blockade up. Quick, we'll block the peasants. I always wondered, it's very Titanic, isn't it? I always wondered what she was doing. That block up. The passageway, obviously, it's a one corridor heading to the door and she would stand there going, what are you doing? Hot towel upon exit, madam? Where I'm there in the back, in the toilet like, ah, help me.

Still all sparkling water, still lost sparkling wine. Sometimes when you're in the middle of the middle on a long flight, you just want to get up. What do you care? You're tiny, you could go in the overhead. You just want to get out of it, you know? Don't get defended. Maybe you should.

Yeah, yeah. Hey, whoa, whoa. Cause I'm happy to find the people, but maybe I'm coming at this from the wrong lens. It particularly annoys me on domestic travel. Yes Yes and this is the thing, Turkey are now saying we have too many incidents of passengers standing up while the plane is still taxiing. I understand once you feel like you've stopped and you can see the air bridge or at the gate but the little seatbelt sign has gone off I understand

we're getting agitated. Yeah. But it's not like the doors are open and everyone still falls out in their order of rows anyway well that's how they absolutely should yeah well yeah granted I get it if you've got a connecting flight and you're getting very like I've got to get to gate 45 can I please get off first but it's a real sad indictment you never see people less likely to work together sometimes when people are in a hurry at an airport. There's two situations I'll give it an excuse. Sure.

One, if you've got a bag and your bag is like four rows up and you know you need to go back. You've boarded late. Yes. There's no space above. You can't fit it under. And you can't do the, hey mate, that black bag, can you just pass me that one? Yeah. So you want to get that, that gives me a bit of anxiety.

The second one, I only noticed it for the first time. Because then you get trapped, yep. You get trapped. When we travel on the weekend with the baby and we're gonna have to get up put the baby carrier on to put flow in the carrier just to get us sorted so we wouldn't waste anyone else's time. I'll allow it yeah I'll allow it. But I felt like with the baby we had a leave pass. Couldn't agree more. Yeah. I also am a big advocate for I don't care if your domestic flight is 50 minutes you can put the seat back, the function is there,

you deal with it. And I remember, you know, that's controversial because we go, just stay upright. However, if I've got a kid on my lap, and you put your seat back, granted, granted, is it weird for you to turn and check? Maybe, but I'd rather you get into that habit because Lucia's on me

and this woman put her seat back. We had like 20 minutes left of the flight away. Are you taking a nap now, sis? It's a late put back. That's a late put back. She's about to put it back up. Exactly, and now I'm going, I guess you take her because she's fully cramped here. She's about to hit her head on this woman's seat. I never put seats back on domestic flights.

No, neither do I. They shouldn't even go back. Oh yeah, I don't know what's the point. And that's my issue. They do, so you should be allowed to do it. They shouldn't even go back. Yeah, I don't know what's the point. And that's my issue. They do, so you should be allowed to do it, but as an etiquette thing. If you're on the flight for 40 minutes. Can you stay upright?

Get your cheese and crackers and let's move on with our lives. But Turkey are saying this particular thing of people rushing to take their seat belts off, start getting their bags down, unacceptable. I like it. We want people to file out as their row orders come. Just in normal.

We can't have row 27 trying to push his way to the front. No, no. You wait. You wait for your turn. You wait your turn. They can be fined 2600 Turkish Lira. That's about 102 Australian dollars. It'd be an annoying fine to get, but how do they police it?

Great question. Like does the host go, you're going to be fined, he just runs out? Because if you've stood up in this moment, granted everyone else is about to stand up within a minute or so So how am I pinging guy in road 27B? Yeah, I'm not sure. You put like a red sticker on him then when he walks into the baggage carousel they know. Maybe. The Turkey police can get him. I love it. There will be air marshals waiting for you on the air bridge I think the the baggage carousel is almost worse when people get so close to it that you can't even see. So if we all just stand back, when the bag comes you'll see it.

You can step forward to collect your bag. Yeah, exactly. Whereas now I can't see it, now I'm trying to get ahead of you just to see if any bags are coming out. It happens to us at airports or on air travel. Whenever we need to work together, collectively with people we don't know. It's the end of society. We don't, do we? The aliens are watching us going,

these guys are going to capitulate themselves. They can't even manage air travel. Absolutely. And work together, be friendly. Absolutely. Be calm. That's the reason I haven't invaded. Shaka has always said that.

That's right. There's no need. We'll be the end of ourselves. Yeah. I am the pipeline to the aliens. So. Well, we do think you're a sim. You're a bot.

You are. Yeah. You're either. I saw your plug hole the other day where you charge. Did ya? Yeah. What's it like? When you reached up the other day, I saw it.

Three prong or? Three prong obviously. Okay, good. Weird though, it's not British. Not great in China. It's the British adaptor, which I don't... That's weird for Australian plugs. It sort of fits.

It sort of fits, doesn't it? It's sort of... He backs it in, puts himself on. That's right. Powering down. 30 seconds, 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Cannot use the same answer twice. If you're unsure of the question, just say pass.

We come back if there's time. We're playing for 10k but you know that don't you Bryony good morning hi how you doing oh couldn't be better babe the question is how are you feeling are you gonna win $10,000 right now oh I hope so there's no time for hoping now where where's the conviction? I will. Yes, there you go. What do you want to spend the money on? I really would like to go back to Fiji. So I took my little, my first daughter over there last year and I've had another daughter in the past few months.

So it's only fair. Yes, and have a relaxing holiday. I love the culture over there and the people over there are great. Okay, all right. All right, well, there's one thing standing between you and saying bullar to the wonderful people in Fiji. It's the letter S. S for snake. Okay? Slippery snake.

Slippery snake, all right? Solid letter, your time will start after the first question. Here we go, starting with the letter S. We need you to name a streaming service. Pass. A mathematical term. Pass. A car brand.

Subaru. A tool. Pass. An occupation. Student. A major company. A tool. Pass. An occupation. A student. A male musician. Pass. An accessory.

Pass. A board game. Oh no. Oh no, what is in the air at 6.30? Oh no. You were one the air at 6.30? You are one off a nudie run. You got yourself, you got yourself one there. Thank god for Subaru.

Thank god for Subaru because we couldn't accept a student. No, that's like the opposite of a job. Yeah, you are literally a student. A streaming service could have been Stan or Spotify, a mathematical term, some or subtract, a tool, a screwdriver, an occupation, scientist, singer, a male musician, Shawny Mendez, Snoop Doggy Dog, there's a few, an accessory could have been a scarf or sunglasses, a board game, snakes and ladders, one of the big ones, or Scrabble. Look, Bryony, it wasn't the greatest of efforts, you're not getting back to Fiji,

but thanks to the legends at O'Brien, you are getting $100 of fuel. Oh, thank you so much. You're welcome, you can take your little daughter for a little, I don't know, drive around the block. Talk about what Fiji would have been like. That's right. Some tropical music on, we can pretend we're there. Go via a beach somewhere. Love that idea. That'll work. Bryony thanks for joining the show though. Thank you. Have a great day, legend. It's interesting because our 630 players, whom we love so much, have now fallen off the wagon a bit. Do we talk them up too much?

Maybe. They're always a good time. They're always a fantastic time. But we had a nudie run at eight yesterday, and now we've got a one. Yeah. Goodness me. We're looking for the chosen one.

What's happening to us? You know what we need? Because it's Origin Day. We need the prayer. Where's the pastor? chosen one. What's happening to us? You know what we need? Because it's Origin Day. We need the prayer. Where's the pastor? The pastor. The pastor, Joe. Pastor Joe. Boogity boogity boogity. I'll play that at eight. Promise. I promise you I'll play that at eight.

We'll do that. Up next though. Our list has come out from Uber Australia. I love this. The weirdest and wackiest things people have left behind in their Ubers. I mean, check the seat before you get out guys. It's not that hard. Some of the things, some of the things, I don't know how you leave.

We'll do it after CRJ, baby. Jess and Ducco. Ubers. Rideshares. Uber have released their Australia and New Zealand lists for the wildest and weirdest things left in the Ubers. I'm going to take a leap here, Ducco, and say most of these things would have left, been left behind by intoxicated passengers?

Yes, absolutely. I did find this one funny though obviously the number one thing left behind is clothing during trips, baggage, luggage is second and mobile phones third. However... You've just been picked up from the airport you're gonna have a bag. You need that bag. Make sure you get it out of the booth. Maybe they're having such a good chat with their driver. Sometimes I do get a little bit anxious there are so many very chivalrous you you know, Uber drivers and they come out to the boot to get my suitcase out for me. But if they don't, I always am like, just grab my bag.

Please don't drive away. Don't go, don't go. Don't, don't, don't go. I had to slap the boot a few times. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Whoa, whoa. Yes.

Yeah. How's this though? Uh, the most common driver brand to lose their car keys or leave their car keys in Uber, Mini, Mini drivers. Shut up. So the passengers, obviously have left the Mini at home, gone out for a couple. 28 reports of lost car keys that were from Minis.

The second most, Ford. There you go. Ford lost 15, that's you and me. The third most, Toyota. I would never have picked that. It's funny, isn't it? Why are your keys in your hand if you're in an Uber? Do you know what I mean?

Why aren't they in your pocket or in your bag? Or maybe they've slipped out of the pocket. Oh, maybe they've slipped out of the pocket. Yeah, the old pocket slip. Fair. But the top 10 wildest and weirdest things. So number 10 was Lamborghini keys. Obviously if you've got a Lambo, that's a bit of a humble brag I reckon. Yeah, 100%. Oopsie. Do you reckon it's just someone who actually does drive a Ford, but they put a Lambo, I don't know, key ring on. Yeah, it's probably because they have more than two people. That's why they're in the Uber. As in? Lambo is, unless you buy the four wheel drive one. Oh, I see.

So they've got like, they're in two mates. I'll give you the hot tip. If I've bought a Lamborghini, my friends can get the Uber. I'll drive my Lamborghini home. I'm not leaving it out the front of the pub, am I? I couldn't agree more. So unpractical to drive a Lambo around a city though. Like have you ever seen one in a built up area?

School zone in a Lamborghini? It's so stupid. And over a speed bump, those things get ripped up. Just dumb. Can't help but stare though. Oh God. Number nine was a Christmas lights box with $1,500 of cash inside. No lights or cash?

No lights, just the money. That's a drop. Hang on, has the driver given that back to the depot or something? Yeah, I believe so. They've returned to Uber Australia and New Zealand. That's very honest. Number eight, $1,200 meat raffle prize. Jesus Christ, how are you leaving?

That's a big meat raffle. How are you leaving your car without the $1,200 worth of meat raffles? That's like 48 steaks. I was about to say. $1,200 worth of meat? Yeah, that's a lot of meat. That's a lot of meat.

Surely that's in the pool. They would have had to put that in the pool. Surely, but then you'd be conscious, like how long is this journey? Can you blast the air con over the meat? Cause I don't know if you guys have ever won a meat raffle, but there you'd be conscious like how long's this journey? Can you blast the aircon over the meat? Because I don't know if you guys have ever won a meat raffle, but there's probably nothing sweeter in life than winning a meat raffle. To be honest, the only meat I've ever won is here in the office, our monthly little... Thank you so much.

He's a prime cut, you know that. No, here in the office, I don't know if they do it in your... You've been here now what, two years, Shy Guy? I don't come to those meetings. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. The monthly meetings we have where... Yeah, you win some stuff where the few that I've attended, there's the raffle. They used to be punks of meat. I don't know who used to organise them.

Oh Babsy. I picked up a pork loin once. That's right. What do they have now? The best thing you can win now, I want a bottle of champagne. I think it's an F plus gift card. Yeah, there's a lot of restaurant vouchers and stuff. See that's, I don't know how to cook a pork loin, but that's what I've got left with.

It feels good winning it. And when you walk through that pub when you've won the meat raffle, you are a hero. Yes. So obviously you left that one to burn. I don't know how they could do that. Number seven, suspicious amounts of belts. I would argue any more than two belts is suspicious. Why do you have more?

You can't have gone belt shopping that day. It's one thing to buy bulk undies. It's weird to buy bulk belts. Make the belt decision before you leave the house. Don't just bring 10 and go, ah, I'll decide on the day. Oh, you're saying they brought them from, I'm saying that their new belts bought from a belt shop. Oh, I see.

You think they- I reckon they brought their orange belt, pink belt, yellow belt, Iron Williams belt and their stussy belt. And they- What a throwback. They're taking it off to get comfortable, I think. Oh, you reckon? What? All seven belts. Okay. Yeah. Well.back. Take it off to get comfortable. Oh, you reckon? What, all seven belts?

Okay. Yeah, well. Maybe. And the people you're with. Yeah. It's a group belt off. It's an Uber family, it's Uber XL. Number six, I love this.

Bottom dentures. Not the top, just the bottom. So grandma's taking them out, and I'll just leave these ones in the middle seat. She's like, she's had a big night on the pierce with the gals. She's like, you know, we would take our shoes off, get these heels off. Nan's like, I've got to take these dentures out. The party trick takes out, sits on it, can't find it. Oh well, see you later.

Sorry, dentures. Imagine getting into the Uber, feeling the crack in the middle of your seat and finding dentures. I know, or getting that call from Gran being like, I think I left something in the back seat. Oh, circle back. What is it? Me bottom teeth.

Ah, breast pump was in there, number five. Oh no, you need that. You need your breast pump. A lightsaber slash sword was in there as number four. Not sure if it's a real lightsaber or just a... It's an essay, yeah, or a prop. Number three was a portable CPAP machine helping you to sleep. Wow, they're bulky as all hell, aren't they? They're huge. Mostly they just have to be the boot and you've just obviously forgotten. Totally. It must be a long drive. That thing keeps people alive. It does. You need that. I love this. $500 worth of live exotic fish. That just, that reeks of some weird trade. To be fair, $500 worth on exotic fish, that could be one

fish. You know, they're expensive, those fancy fish. True. Or it could be a couple little colourful ones. Couple little colourful ones. I've never understood owning fish as a pet. I've just never got it. Neither the aquarium. What's the point? When I first moved to this area and we're scouting for housemates, that sort of thing, obviously on my own, went for a meeting with a guy, you know, his bedroom up for rent, yada yada, but he had this massive fish tank and originally was like, cool, beautiful. That's nice. There's a coral.

And then someone flagged, do you know how much that would cost to actually run? Oh, the energy. Cause it's constantly plugged in. The light, the filter, yada yada. I went, okay, I'm not going to get drunk with that guy. Yeah. Number one, leaving behind, which once again, I'm hoping this wasn't in the boot. I don't know how you leave this behind. Someone left their puppy behind.

Who? How? How do you leave your puppy behind? Oh no. They have to be drunk. Also, I don't know if you're allowed to drive. How do you buy a puppy drunk? No, but that's, yeah. Maybe you brought your puppy. Maybe it wasn't a new purchase. You went to the drunk. Also, I don't know if you're allowed to drive. How do you buy a puppy drunk? No, but that's, yeah.

Maybe you brought your puppy, you went to the pub, you were maggot, you get in the car and then you leave your puppy, you leave a spot behind. I didn't think you could even bring animals in. No, that's what I thought because some- Did they smuggle it in? I don't know. And then forget. I think it really depends on the Uber driver.

True, true. If you get a nice Uber driver, they're like, oh well, I'll just bring the puppy in. If I found the puppy being like, can you take me to Wherever to, you know, the shelter or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah Leaving behind a puppy. That's the purpose of your destination. Yeah. They're the weird and wacky things I don't know how you can leave half of them behind. No, neither. But we thank you, Uber. Thank you. Thank you for releasing us. You've been so honest. Yep. Yep. God, if that's what they are, admitting to giving back to HQ, what are they just walking away with? Oh, yeah, I know. I'm surprised there's no sex toys in there.

True. No one's forgetting those, Dal. Yeah, Gran will forget her teeth. I know you said the keys could slip out of my pocket. Yeah, that's it. But the plug ain't slipping in. It's not going anywhere. Jess and Ducko. Escape to luxury this winter at Chateau Alain at the vintage in the heart of the Hunter Valley.

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are actually getting wet. I'm really excited to have some sort of group shot of us in a shower or a bath. Ah geez. I wanna get wet with you! Well wet in the baby's head. Traditionally is when the uh the burs go out and drink when someone's one of their mates is baby's born they all party it up. So we're doing that at a beautiful five-star accommodation the Hunter Valley which is book your winter getaway today chateaualine.com.au

We're taking over. Yep. They've given us rooms for rice cookers, they're putting on a dinner, they're putting on wine tasting. Beautiful. They're letting us commandeer the driving range. Shaki himself has designed the golf course there and our boy likes a bit of golf. Shai guy myself Babs, do I speak on your behalf? Not really equipped to handle a driving range. I like to see you guys have a swing though. I like a driving range. I reckon you guys will enjoy it more than you think you will. It's my whole golfing knowledge is part part so how much different could it be is what I'd say. Hey one shot one good shot on the driving range I reckon you'll like it. Okay yeah we'll get a

taste for it yeah but it is happening tomorrow everything seems to be set in stone Ducco. Yep. Everything's ticked off. Yep. Except one Except one element. And that's why we've invited Babs in studio. Hello Babs. Hello. Ducco, you and I were talking about vibes. Yeah. And whilst you and I will try our utmost, there's elements of vibes that I think we need assistance around. Yeah, look, while we are doing wine tastings and at the driving range, we'll need background music. We weren't allowed to DJ a bit too too hectic but we can bring our dirty mini speaker you know we can bring the JBL Sam Boom, we can bring the Bose Mini Link, whatever you want to bring Bards. Sure. And we thought we need a playlist. As the person who has won the

most forgotten bangers, it's our Friday segment where we play something that the Rice Cookers vote. And I'd say the person who takes it probably the most serious. The person with probably the broadest taste and knowledge. Yep. I think and also arguably the person who's done the least for this thing. Hey, that's not true. I think you need to step up and be in charge of the vibes while we're all sipping wines and attempting to smack a couple balls around the driving range. What say you? Are you up for the challenge curating a playlist for us? The push playlist. Of course I am.

Great. Okay, you're in. I thought that would be a lot of tasks. I know, I love making playlists for fun. Okay, it's like a mix tape when we first start dating, you know? There's a lot of responsibility in this though, because it's going to be outside, good vibes, want a bit of upbeat, but not too heckers. There might be a little bit of nervousness you know, people are coming for the whole celebration but the golf could be a little bit daunting. Yeah. So what sort of

music are you looking for then? Well obviously it's a mixture of ages and people and demographics so we need a bit of a mix but you want those fun I think there's got to be a mix of sing-along like bangers but also like you know a bit upbeat sort of thing. And, and correct me if I'm wrong, Daco, also an element of not too distracting. Oh, yeah. If I'm trying to lock in, like I'm thinking about people, because a lot of people entered saying, I never get time to play anymore. Like I'm a parent of three.

Yeah, yeah. I love golf. I'd love to have some good time on the driving range. I don't want to be throwing people off. Yeah. Because Babs is only putting sandstorm to root well with the live golf now the Saudi bad golf tour But they play they pump tunes while they're playing. Oh really? Yeah, what are the driving range you can pump some tunes? Okay, should I try and cater it so it'd be like music that you like duck oh, oh you're under

I reckon cater to the masses obviously have a bit of me in there. Absolutely. You're not an idiot. Sure. Lots of taco love songs. Okay. That's not hard. Obviously throw in the Saddle Club tune. The Saddle Club theme.

We'd love that. I'm Like a Bird, Nellie Fatone. Oh yeah, that's in there too. And you know what? Actually you can't bring up a good point. Isn't birdie a golf? It is. Can you...

I'm Like a Bird, that's not bad. Golf puns. Maybe a couple golf puns. Geez, how much time do you guys think I have? Yeah, and how long's not bad. Golf pun. Maybe a couple golf puns. Okay. Geez, how much time do you guys think I have? Yeah, and how long can I make this place? A couple of hours? What else do you do? I've got a hair appointment today. Really busy. What are you doing with the hair? Are you getting it thicker? No, I'm just getting it taken care of. Oh, okay. What is it? Is it cutting it? Don't chop it, you'll lose it.

No, you know what? She actually might need a trim. I've got a haircut today too. Hello, she's always looking fresh for a wet wig. Very good. I've had laser. We're all anyway make sure I go What have you had? No, you had your sack back in crack yesterday. How did that go with Fernando? Yeah, great. That's a great. He's always good. Isn't it? My we posted a get ready with us yesterday I'm sure I need to do anything That surprised me as well. There was a few messages as well. When you filmed yourself shirtless, getting ready, getting ready. You knew what you were doing. I didn't expect that from me. I didn't expect it from you mate. I thought you would have done that too. I was actually, you know what I was going to do for that? I was going to do bare bum, getting out of the shower.

Then I was like, nah that's a bit hectic. I think think you know what to be fair I think Instagram may have taken it down. But I saw Shy guy posting nipple and I was like oh jeez. No nipple was my back. I saw bad hair. Yeah the bare, yeah yeah yeah. Oh that was a fan favourite too. I think he had the most manicured like one didn't he? Yeah yeah yeah.

100% Anyway back to the playlist. Yeah make a playlist. I'm glad you've accepted the challenge and we look forward to you setting the vibes. Make it good. Alright, more dry. Sexy Guy Dips is up next. Can you do a topless?

Oh yeah. Jess and Ducco. I reckon producer Shy Guy's having a glass of milk. Glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? Shy Guy Dips. I'm so excited, I want Shy Guy's fuck. Yes, you should be. You join a very illustrious group. My milk, my milk, my milk, Shy Guy Dips. I'm so excited, I won Shy Guy's box.

Yes you should be. You join a very illustrious group. You join the Boilers who win Shy Guy's box. You win a fridge magnet, you win a bottle opener, and a jisbee. And the jisbee! How could we forget? Which people are stealing off us. Your wife Morgan having it pilfered off her crocs. I replenished her jisbit going to the lot. Oh that's very good of you.

Yeah because she just looked naked without it. You can't have a jisbit-less wife. No, no I can't. Absolutely not. What happened to her? Oh she's jisbit-less. She's, she's, jeez. I used to think Morgan was glowing, she had a pep in her step.

Maybe I should have left it off her. Taken to motherhood really well. Ah she lost the jizz bit. She lost the jizz bit. Valet. Valet. Yeah. Very special edition of Shy Guy Dips today because it's Sexy Guy Dips.

Yeah, yeah. His hair routine. He's gone shirtless for this edition after he was inundated on the Jessanducco Instagram page. A lot of thirsty gals out there for you, mate. They liked the shirtless back. They liked you putting the gel in your hair. They liked the reverse park. They liked that reverse.

Didn't need to nail that one. I just think reverse park always. They liked his commitment to setting up his own camera. Quentin Tarantino did do a big film shoot. I must say no one took their angles more seriously than Shaka. He had levels man. Did you hire a cinematographer? Yeah and even even the the shot of the alarm clock at 4 15 a.m that was all him. Because my question to that is how did you wake up? You know what I mean? The alarm. I peeked by in the curtain I sent a timer

on my phone to go off a minute earlier. Oh 4 14. The commitment you did. Yeah. This was meant to be a funny little video we put together. When I saw what he did I felt like I didn't put enough effort in. Let's do another one. I'm gonna put a real effort in. We'll do another one and everyone attack it like Shaggy. He does get up like half an hour earlier than us though. It's a whole thing. Anyway. Sexy guy is dipping. We have a box of cereal in front of us. He's gonna give you a series of clues. If you can decipher them, tell him what cereal he holds today. You win said box of cereal and all those goodies that Ducco mentioned. First clue for the Rice Cookers show guy. First clue.

Very colourful, this box. Ooh. Very colourful. Okay. 13, 10, 16. Now remember, first cab off the rank also gets another clue. You get the supplementary clue. We've only had two people ever guess it on first go. So that's even another echelon of boy-off. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. I reckon producer Shy Guy's having a glass of milk. Glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, Shy Guy, His shirt has come off, so really lean into that. He's looking good today. He's looking good. Give the ladies what they want.

Where did you get all those abs? Where did they come from? From eating all that cereal. Oh, yeah, it's all the cereal, that's right. Should we go to Rebecca? Rebecca, can you say good morning to Sexy Guy, please? Oh, hello, Sexy Guy. Hi, Rebecca.

Oh, hello. Rebecca, we've already heard the box is quite colourful. But you, as first cab off the rank, get a supplementary clue. Take it away, sexy guy. Uh, a lot of sugar. Oh no. Oh no. A lot of sugar.

Rebecca. Okay. Colourful box and a lot of sugar. Just like you, sugar honey. Oh yeah! We'll leave you guys to it, hey? We'll get out of here. Wait till you hear me eat some real live on air, Beck. Oh my god. What would you like to lock in?

Fruit Loops. Ooh, colourful box. Good guess. You put it together. It is not though, Beck. Oh no. Sorry. 13, 10, 60.

We'll give you another clue, you get another guess. Do you know what we should play? Yeah. Strip Shy Guy Dips. So now he has to remove the Oh no! Sorry! 13 10 60 we'll give you another clue, you get another guess. Do you know what we should play? Yeah? Strip Shy Guy Dips.

Aww. So now he has to remove another. Oh, so you don't get it. Okay. That's not how it works. No, that's how it works. That's how we're doing it. I'm making up these ones.

Okay, he's taking off his socks. Clinton. Clinton, you ought to say hello to Sexy Guy. Hello Sexy Guy. Hey Clinton. Clinton. Colourful box, lots of sugar, and? And it's the most expensive cereal we've ever bought for this segment.

Holy hell. Is that because of where you got it? Because of where we got it from? And that could be a clue. And it's, ah, yeah. Okay. It's not, ah, yeah. What are you ranking?

Okay. I'm gonna get Lucky Charms. Oh, that's a great guess. That is a great guess. That's what I would have guessed. It's not that though, Clinton. Excellent work, Clinton. But unfortunately, well not unfortunately for the rice cookers, Yeah, shall I get another socks coming off?

Remove another article of clothing. 131060, if you are, I know, you're really coming empty. If you think you know, 131060. It's not Fruit Loops. It is not Lucky Charms. No. Ivy wants to play. Hello Ivy. Hello. No Ivy. Hang on Ivy. Ivy we'll give you another clue Ivy.

You get another clue. Would you like to hear another clue? I can put some clothes on Ivy's young. Put this on. Another one go. Three words Ivy. Three words. Tricks? Oh tricks. It's not three words. That's a good guess. That is a good guess. That's a good guess.

I reckon Ivy and Clinton playing in the right space. They're dancing in the right space. Yeah, they're flirting with you. Jade. Jade, do you want to flirt with a sexy guy? Yeah, why not? Yeah, okay. Give it a try.

It's Wednesday, it's early. Good flirting, Jade. Colourful. Yeah, why not? I mean, that's a shy guy attitude if you've ever heard of it. Really? Colourful box ever heard of it. Really? Yeah, yeah. Colourful box, lots of sugar. Yeah, the whole-

Most expensive we've had. Most expensive we've had. 23 bucks a pop, I mean. God damn. Oh my god. This is a tough carry I reckon, if anyone to get. So you need to give a good clue away here. Yeah, there's the whole back of the box is all faces. Oh my god. That's not a good clue.

You really need to know the box. You do. Just the front of the box, just the front of the box. Yeah. 13, 10, 60. Jade, it's not Fruit Loops, Lucky Charms or Tricks. Where would you say all this hails from, this cereal? In terms of this- Is that a cat? I don't know. No, that's my child.

Oh, sorry. Like, if I quickly get past the cat- Hey train. Shaggo, don't let the child scare you off though. Jade is down for a good time. Okay. Was it a train we put in front of the train? Jade, what would you like to lock in?

I'm so confused now. Um, I was gonna say Captain Crunch, but I don't know what's on the back of it. Ooh, that's a good guess too. Is it? Cause he's told us it's three words. Okay, I mean this is hard. This is a hard one. But you're all dancing in the right. You are all dancing. Thank you, Jay. Good luck to you with your day. Can we tell them why they're dancing in the right area? Yeah, because it's an American dance.

Yeah, there's a supplementary. Okay, there's another one. 13, 10, 60. What do you think it is? Did you seriously spend $23 on this? Do we have that budget? I spent $46 on these two boxes. One for our prop and then one to give away to the rice cooker. God damn. Who did we fire for that? I don't someone's lost their job Nadia. Okay, we'll go to Nadia. Hi Nadia Hello Let her flirt let her flirt

Nadia you've got sexy guy on the on the other line say good morning. Oh Hello sexy guy Hi Nadia I'm gonna give you a um ASMR Ooh Oh wow Bit of mukbang

Hold on I'll turn everything to turn. Bit of mukbang. We're having a mukbang, aren't we? What's a mukbang? Mukbang is where you eat into a mug. Oh, well that's, I'm about to mukbang. Yes you are. Get a mukbang, Nadia.

Don't you mukbang me. I was gonna say that but it felt weird. Nah, I'll say it. Mukbang Nadia. Anyway, everyone, shut up and listen. Okay. I think that the... is that what we're doing now? I think that the...

What did you call that? I think that the... What did you call that? I think that the... I think that the... I think that the... I think that the... I think that the... is that what we're doing now? What did you call Nadia? I'm calling Nadia. Nadia, come on. I'll give you Char Guys' number off there, but let's have a go.

His Instagram is private, it's just photos of planes. It's actually not private, but anyway. Okay, still photos of planes. There are photos of planes in there. Nadia, what do you reckon? Put us out of our freaking misery. All right, I think the cereal is Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Yes! Nadia! What a get! Are you well versed with your American cereals? Oh, I got it, I can't believe that. Well done! Now we give Nadia and Sharga a joining in that moment. Oh yeah, well this is upsetting because she got it. I guess he puts his clothes back on.

Oh yeah, you don't want to. But that's okay. Nadia, Coming Your Way is an unopened box of $23 Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Now Jess, can you please get Nadia into position to say the line, please? Quick conference, Ducco, as director, are we still happy with Shaggy's box or do we want to hear Sexy Guys? We want to hear Sexy Guy's just for today. Just for today, Nadia gets a special one. Nadia, before you let us go.

Hi, my name's Nadia and I'm so excited. I just won Sexy Guy's box. Go. Hi, my name's Nadia and I'm so excited. I just won Sexy Guy's box. Yes, he nails it! Jess and Ducko. Ah, Ducko.

I've worked out the end of Angus's tether. We've been together nearly nine years, married for four, share a child, and not in that amount of time has he ever raised his voice. Genuinely, he has got the patience of a saint. I mean he chose me as his life partner. He was gonna have to. But recent days it has been revealed where his rope ends. Okay, good. And it is a shortcoming of mine. I didn't know I had. But in our house now with the little one, there's a lot of songs being sung.

We try and minimise scream time, and now that we've had a sleep consultant talk to us, we've eliminated it altogether because she reckons it's frying her brain a bit. So we've eliminated it. You didn't even do that much in the first place. Exactly, and she said that on the phone. She goes, no judgement,

but what's the scream time in your house? And I said, look, I will put on Miss Rachel for 12 to 15 minutes while I just try and chop an onion to get dinner started. Yeah. And I need her to not cling onto my leg. And she went, that's fine. If you need to do it, you need to do it.

But it could be impacting because it's around dinner time right near bedtime. Yeah. So now with that being eliminated, all I've got is my voice singing, trying to do some dancing, that sort of thing. But I realized something. Angus is quite musical. He was a drummer back in the day, can fiddle on the piano. He's got good rhythm. Yes, yeah, percussion-y. Yes, and the percussionists of a band or you know, I'm sure Babs and her boyfriend in a band can attest is,

they set the beat. They're a couple of bass guitarists. They set the tone, they set the beat. Yeah, important job. Very. Yeah. I have found myself singing along, singing out loud, and I click or I clap out of time. Out of the beat, out of the rhythm. And the number of times in recent weeks. It would really annoy music.

Particularly in the car, close quarters, you know, the wig from, from like kids' music, like the Wiggles and the Quakers and Bounce Patrol to Sam Fender, Tobias, whoever. I'm trying to click along. We need a live example of this please. Yeah, I'm trying to. What's a song that you normally do it to? What's a song that I can sing? I'm only going straight to wiggles and stuff. Alright, you want to get some wiggles up. You've got Big Red Car, that's a great one. So we've got...

Oh, hello, you've got the Lenny Piaz. I've got the rave, wait up, wait up. I mean, it's surprising what's in our system and what works for me. Let me try and find... You find, and I will try my best to replicate what is agitating Angus so much because you know he's so good at everything and my issue is I feel good doing it Yeah yeah yeah, you're vibing it

I'm vibing it You know who just gave you daggers? Babs out there was just like She was just malfunctioning Cause I'll switch from a click to a clap Okay, let's go again I just need to really clearly hear it And just close your eyes and pretend you're at home

Okay Chugga chugga big red car I'll travel near and we'll travel far Chugga chugga big red car. I'll travel near and we'll travel far. Tuk tuk, tug a tug a big red car. We're gonna ride the whole way. It's the clicking, isn't it? It's the clicking. Yeah, the clicking's just that touch out. And I think it starts off okay and then you slip.

Because I'm focusing too much on the lyrics, I would argue. Yeah, yeah. Which is important. Of course. But when my mum was in town recently, she takes it to a whole other level because she also doesn't know the lyrics. So she's clapping and she's making up her own lyrics and I'm in the front so you can see the steam coming out of his ears.

He's like, you're all off the beat. Take a music class for the love of God. That's where he draws the line. That's what he can't handle. If you're ever annoyed at him for something, I just want you to look him dead in the eye and just be like, toot toot, chugga chugga, big red car, just start clicking at a time. Jess and Ducco. Superior ability breeds superior ambition.

What's the superior? What's the superior? Yeah. That's the end of the bit. I thought that was going somewhere. Building to a crescendo? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A climax. I think that was the Starship Enterprise beaming up.

I was going straight up. Absolutely. Oh, okay. Yep. We're good to go. We're up there. 131060 Rice Cookers, we would like to put a definitive stamp over the next couple of days on a few categories.

We've been arguing about a few things off air, just certain things. And we thought you know how we said all this? Power of the people. Let the cookers cook. Let the cookers cook or boil. Yeah some of them will boil. One person at Trivia Last Night said, Duggo I'm a big fan of the show, I'm a rice boiler. And I was like, I'll let them have it. Which essentially is what a rice cooker is doing. There's many ways to skin a cat. There is, which is a weird phrase isn't it? Every time I say it I regret it. I say it I regret it. I say it more often than you'd think. I know you're a dog guy but we ain't out here skinning cats.

13 10 60, today's category that we are looking for the superior of. What have we got? Comfort film. Yeah. These chilly, chilly days we're having, wet weekends, nothing better than just curling up on the couch in bed with your partner, with your kids, whoever, and going to try and test it. Try and test it. It's a classic.

For me, it's the aeroplane movie. The movie that you go on a plane, you know you can put on and you'll enjoy. Perfect. I don't like to watch anything new on a plane. It makes me anxious. Is that what you're talking about? Tell you about the time I watched Flight on a plane with Denzel when he crashes and rolls the plane? Cause he's surprised I have it on the plane.

Yeah, I know. Why do they do that? Is that the one when he's drunk? Yeah, he's like, I'm gonna roll it. I'm drunk right now. I mean, phenomenal. And Denzel is one of those actors I go, you tell me Denzel's in it? I don't care. I will watch it. Not a plane movie on a plane. Don't ever do that. Next you're gonna tell me you're watching Connie. However, Nicholas Cage is also one of those actors. I've got to show you this quickly. You're going to love this. Someone last night had a Nicholas Cage tattoo on their calf. Look at this. Not the boiler.

That's gigantic. That is huge. I'll post it on my Instagram. That thing is huge. Is that the boiler guy? No, different guy. Oh,, the crowds man. Anyway, I love it. Did you um, did Nicolas Cage come up? Yeah, he's a segment sometimes. In the trivia. Because he is the actor on this show. Yeah, yeah, we love him. He's our favourite. Anyway, what is your superior comfort movie?

I actually think National Treasures up there for me. Aww. Yeah, it's a great movie. I like the second one more personally. Either one, I'll take either. You know what, I had a different nomination but yeah, Gone in 60 Seconds actually. Also good. Angelina at her peak. I love her in that. But can I please nominate?

Please. You can't keep me cooped up in here, okay? I am a peacock. You've got to let me fly. The other guys. Because that's ticking a lot of boxes for me as well, Ducko. You've got action. You've got comedy.

You've got an all-star cast, and a great resolution. Not to spoil anything, but. It's a happy ending. It's a happy ending. Yeah, yeah, great film. Similarly for me, I don't know if you've seen this movie. I haven't. But I've brought it up a lot on this show.

Yeah, I need to watch it. It's called Julie and Julia, and you tell me, Ducco, if you can work out why I like it so much. What is it that you really like to do? Each. I see myself in Meryl Streep's character Julia Child. Again, it's based off true story, so you know it's a good resolution. It all works out in the end and it's mainly about food, it's based off true story so you know it's a good resolution. It all works out in the end and it's mainly about food and it's Stanley Tucci and Meryl Streep talking with their mouths full. Yeah, you just like people eating with their mouths

full. I do, it makes me feel better about my own performances on this very program. Ah, Babs nominated one of the great ones. Everything about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell. So cringe for a comfort movie, Babs. Yeah, that's why it's a comfort movie. Yeah. Sorry, it's Twilight. Twilight. You didn't know that. You haven't seen that.

Twilight. What box is it ticking for you? Romance. I don't know. Yeah, romance, a little bit of fun, you know. How many times do you reckon you've watched it? I reckon I've literally watched it like a hundred times. The scene where they play baseball? Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Their soundtracks are so good too.

Ah, that's what gets her in. Music fan. Shiloh, what's yours? Ah, grownups. Ah, grownups. Loves a bit of Kevin James. Adam Sandler. Yeah.

Actually, Adam Sandler has so many, doesn't he? Yes. Again, comedy. But we would like to hear from you. 13, 10, 60, what is the superior comfort movie? Maybe it is, yeah, on a wet, wintery night. It's on the plane. Yep. You're hungover.

Yep. The times where you just need a big warm hug. Yep. You can put it on any time. In the mode of a film. Yeah. The weirder, the better. Jess and Ducco.

Jess and Ducco. Superior ability breeds superior ambition. What's the superior? What's the superior? We're getting a definitive list and hey if we can land on just a definitive one we'll take it. What's the superior comfort movie for these chilly winter nights? Maybe you're hungover. Yep. Maybe you're on a plane Ducco, you made a good point.

On a plane you want something safe, makes you feel good. Easy get through the time. Pass the time. Don't want to be edge of your seat and then it's like, are you ready for the meal service? It's like, ah, I was in the middle. But if you know what's coming, it's okay. We've batted up our nominations, but let's go to the rice cookers. Bec, good morning. Good morning, guys. What's the movie you can come back to again and again and again?

My comfort movie is Shrek. We can see him late swapping manly stories in the morning. I'm making waffles. Great. Revolutionary Shrek. Ahead of its time. And I gotta say, Beck, would you agree? One, two and three. All very good. Yeah, yeah. I think past three it starts to go. Yeah, it falls to my heart a bit after three. Couldn't agree more. Absolutely. They're making another one obviously. We saw that was in...

Is it like six? Something like that? Christmas special? Therese on 13 10 60, what's your love movie? What's your comfort movie? Is love actually. Anytime of year and when it comes around to Christmas time I try and watch it the 12 days of Christmas.

Every day for 12 days. Every day? You watch it back to back every single day? My husband hates it and he just sits there and just goes, not again. And I go, yes again. I just love it. Anytime of the year. It's that whole six degrees of separation.

Someone knows someone, there's a definitive one person and there's a link to everyone. It's just great. Love it. Still going to have a guy who gets with his mates and misses and rocks up with signs being like, this is all good. I know. Particularly in the woke 2025 lens, everyone's trying to tear down love actually, but Tareesh is like, no. Love actually is all around. That's right.

Love it. The chubby girl. Oh my God. You can't say that. Different time. Different time. Kayla on 13 10 60, what's your comfort movie? It would have to be Cat in the Hat, not my version. I've never seen it.

I'm watching it with the kids. Oh, that's funny. Oh, that's so sweet. I suppose if it's one you can watch with the kids as well, it makes it a bit easier because you can whack it on any time. And Kayla, has that got the good thing with a kids movie? A bit of adult humour goes over their heads, but you can still laugh. So much adult humour. It's amazing. Okay. Add it to the list. I feel like Shaga is going to enjoy

the cat in the hat. Yeah. I'd add chicken run into that category. Oh yeah. Great film. It's obviously animated for kids, but a lot of innuendo. Can I just say as well, Shilord, how good is she doing not quoting these films right now? Are you holding back? Are you holding back? I am clenching every muscle. Everything's closed. And I'm the chubby thigh thing. I just wanted to make that point, but I'm cat. Hello.

Hey, how are you? I'm good. How are you? Talking comfort movies. What's your go-to? Hairspray. Hairspray. I've not thought about that.

You were going so well. I'm just about't stop her. You were going so well. I'm just going around and around. You were doing it. You're so well. Hey, Kat, Kat. You set her off. Some great tunes in that movie. I love it. So many great tunes.

Before Amanda Bynes fell off the wagon. Okay, Alicia, what's your comfort movie? Harry Potter. I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself thanks. Which one though? That's the big question. Where do you start? I always start at the beginning but Prisoner at Azkaban has always been my favourite. You're an OG Harry Potter fan. I'm three. Very cool. Yeah. Love that. We'll finish off with Courtney here. Good morning Courtney. Hi. Hello. What's your superior comfort movie Courtney? On the same line as musicals and Dr. Zeus, the Lorax.

I love the Lorax! What's that? The Lorax. It's animated and he's like a little creature, the orange guy. Danny DeVito. Danny DeVito. There's actually a clip that's gone viral. Courtney, have you tried to do the dance of that kid at the end wiggling his bum? That's fun Not a chance on either of I haven't seen I mean dr. Zeus classic again another one with a bit of adult humor, okay, but very very simple. Yeah, right What's a good quote from the Lorax? Do you know what? I actually got me there

I never seen that I've only seen it the once. I did enjoy it. How many times do you rewatch movies? Cause you're a big rewatcher. I am a massive rewatcher. I'm going to go rewatch The Lorax. Oh, like Rush Hour was one of my favourite films. Oh, 200 times. Wow. Yeah. That's huge. Hey man, I got your beef and bean burrito.

No, no, no, no. You opened the door! 30 seconds to answer 10 questions all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Cannot use the same answer twice and if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We come back if there is time. Now we've had some lackluster goes at this in the last couple of days. It's putting it politely, Ducco. Yeah, horrible, horrible attempt. So today we go to a specialist. We go to Brad. Hello, Brad. Hi, Jill, how are you? Brad, we asked for a player. Are you up for the challenge? At this time yesterday we got zero and whilst Jasmine made us laugh and giggle having to be pantalous till midday that's not what this game is about. Not what it is. Brad are you here to execute? I'll give you my best. I think Brad needs

the prayer what do you reckon? I think so too. Blessings from above. Blessings from the NASCAR father. Heavenly father we thank you tonight for all your blessings you said and all things give thanks so we want to thank you tonight for all your blessings you said and all things give thanks. So we wanna thank you tonight for these mighty machines that you brought before us. Thank you for Sunoco Racing Fuel and Goodyear tires that bring performance and power to the track. Lord, I wanna thank you for my smoking hot wife tonight, Lisa, my two children, Eli and Emma,

or as we like to call them, the Lil E's. Lord, I pray you bless the drivers and use them tonight. May they put on a performance worthy of this great track. In Jesus' name, boogity boogity boogity. Amen. Oh, Brad, has that got you going? It has. Yes, Brad! Here we go.

Alright, let's not waste any time. Brad, the letter you are gonna work with is W for winner. Here we go. Okay. It's a hard one. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what's that defeatist attitude? The pastor has rained blessings down upon you. You're the smoking hot wife.

Yes, that's you Brad. Come on, channel that energy. Okay. Your time will start after the first question. Yes, that's you Brad. Come on, channel that energy. Okay. Your time will start after the first question. Enough silliness, Ducker. I know. Starting with the letter W, Brad.

We need you to name a kitchen item. Washing dishwashers. A body part. A body part. A body part. A body. A girl's name. Winona. Something in the shed. Body parts! Body parts! Body parts! A girl's name A girl's name

Something in the shed Something in the shed An international city An international city Washington An accessory An accessory An accessory An animated movie? A type of biscuit?

Boogity boogity boogity Washing machine dishwasher The smoking hot wife leafer Lisa is crying That was a short alpha box career I like you Brad But what a legend, didn't throw in the towel He kept going

Got himself three, that was better than our player yesterday, and he got the first one wrong. Something, a kitchen item could have been a wok or a whisk. Something in the shed could have been a wrench or a wheel barrow, an accessory, wig, an animated movie, Wally, Wallace and Gromit, Top of Biscuit, the humble wagon wheel. Can we have points for creativity?

I've never heard body part wrinkle. I know. With W. Kudos to you Brad. I'm also standing on my front deck and I can see the wheelbarrow in the neighbours yard and I still didn't get it. Oh no. I love that you've gone out to commune with nature. I'm going to get outside and get some fresh air while I play Alphabucks.

Look Brad, you don't go away empty handed. You do get $100 of fuel thanks to the great legends at O'Brien, that's all yours. Beautiful, thank you very much. Thanks for joining the show Brad, appreciate you. Bye. That was the shortest AlphaBucks career. That was sensational, I enjoyed Brad. But yeah, valiant to continue on after saying dishwasher, thank you.

More chances of that call of fame. 500 bucks to spend at LSKD next. We'll do it after Lady Gaga. Jess and Ducco. 13, 10, 60. What are you too old to do, but you do it anyway? I love it. You're shunning the rules that society has tried to place on you.

Stuff it with vibe. Stuff it with vibe. This is an extreme version of that, but I'll take any mundane task. Gavin is his name. he's Grandpa Gavin. He has been shot in a Perth skate park, like filmed in a Perth skate park. I was going to say, Jesus Grimm. We're not America. Just pump the brakes on that one.

Goodness gracious. You've come in with this a bit too much. Gavin got shot. Anyway, 13, 10, 60. Too old to do it anyway. Here's Ed Sheeran. Wouldn't that be light and shade Which we do well we do we do do well jump around no no he was filmed he got shot filmed

Thank you for clarifying. I was nervous for Gavin in a skate park Busting wheelies on his gopher on his mobility scooter. Oh stop it. He's gone viral how old grandpa? He's got over 750,000 views. Oh, as he deserves. Well, it says Grandpa Gavin. 52. Oh, that's... It's not that... He could be a grandpa.

But he's got like a full grey beard and he's got the grey hair and he looks older than 52. He's had a tough life. Wow. I mean, he's in a man-dura skate park, so I don't imagine he's had a tough life. Wow. I mean, he's in a, he's in a Mandura skate park, so I don't imagine he's had a pleasant... Has, is the mobility scooter, Ducco, can you confirm or deny, because of an injury or because he's frail and he's, you know, his body is maybe older than 52. I can't confirm or deny about why he has a mobility scooter.

You'd think you have one older than 52. Totally, but that's putting him in a box. It is. That's fine. He was on the project last night though, and this is what he had to say. I just went to a mate's house and when I left his house I came past the skate park and seen a pile of kids sitting here sombre like someone had taken their PlayStation or Gameboy off them. I'll rip up the park all the time but it's never been filmed before. I'll come down here all hours of the night and have fun,

rip it up, go build a few wheelies and then go and get on the gravel somewhere and rip that up and just have fun. I love that. And I love that phrase. I do this all the time. This is just the first time you've seen it. Yeah, this is what I do regularly. Because this is a man who does not care about going viral.

I just do this because it's fun, because I can, because it's local. He does it for the love of gophering. Love it. Love it, love it. And honestly, he's like on the back doing wheelies on this mobility scooter, getting a bit of air. He's got great control. He does have very good control. Looks like he's going to come off at any moment and die, but he doesn't. He doesn't. Is he wearing a helmet?

No, he's not. Not a great helmet for the kids. But he's wearing a beanie. So, you know, soft on the noggin, no lacerations. I love the idea that he's driven past and these kids are looking all grimy. He goes, I know, I'll put a smile on their dial. I'll show them. Watching grandpa Gavin tear it up.

Hold me adjust to care. I'll let me do this. Absolutely. So we thought 13, 10, 60. What are you too old to do, but you do it anyway. You do not let the rules of society hold you back like Gavin. You can be any age too, you know, like 20s, 30s, whatever you want to be. I don't mind.

Exactly. You're too old to do it, but like, you know, do you go down a slide in a kid's playground? Oh my God. One of the great joys of now having a toddler who loves a playground. I'm now rekindling my love of playground. See, you get to go on slides and it doesn't look weird. Exactly. And then I look around and go, oh, where is she? I've had it before.

Who could have it done? Swings. Yeah. Swings, man. Swings are so hard. Like they, like, you know, they... What do you mean? Like to get real good momentum on them.

I'd always struggle when I was little. Well that's because your little legs can't run you. I don't think I've ever been taught how to swing. Like it's not something you get taught. I wasn't too familiar with that. We're going to the park after that? After this one? God, take to my favourite playground.

Jess and Doug. Should I bring my child or now just go swing? Cops will roll in being like, we had reports of two creepy adults swinging with no children. How do we feel about adults on playgrounds without children? Well that's a bit odd. Let's bring the kids as props. My nine week old definitely too young. I thought she was too young for that music festival.

Might be too young for a playground. Like Shy Guy going to the playground on his own. Like, unfortunately, you're going to get pinged. You get put on a list. Yeah, absolutely. But hey, 13, 10, 60, what are you too old to do, but you just do it anyway. You do it anyway. You say stuff it, we vibe. Stuff it, we vibe.

We get it done. Yes. LSDKD, 500 bucks is our cool of fame. Get involved. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. What are you, what are you too old to do, but you do it anyway. You do it anyway.

Grandpa Gavin. 52 has gone viral overnight after being papped. Shot with a camera. Taring up a Perth skate park on a mobility scooter. Mandura on a mobility scooter, popping wheelies and getting some jumps. And the comments on the project last night, I love that. The project's been axed, but they're like, we will still get the hot topic. We'll still report the big stories.

From Everyday Aussies, he's like, I do this all the time. This is what I do. I just happened to be filmed today, but I love doing this. I love seeing that stuff. No one's going to put me in a box. It gives you hope for the future too. It does. It's like, I love the videos where

someone is filming like an old bloke ducking behind a car and the caption read Oh, I went over to see if this man needed assistance. I thought he had fallen needed help up and the response was no No, my wife's coming out of the shop. I'm gonna scare her. And they're like in their 80s Yeah, you love to see it. We go to Emma on 13 1060 Emma How old you and what are you too old to do but you're doing it anyway? I am one day just a senior. Oh, very good.

Okay, born April 16. Yes, and what are you up to? Disney karaoke. Disney karaoke. Geez, man. Oh my God, I love it. Wow. You are never too old.

I just put a song on and then there's a song to sing that I start singing and I'm like, no, mummy, stop. And I'm like, but it's The Lion King. I have to. I was going to say, what is your go-to, Lion King? What circle of like? Ars Avenia? Yes, but definitely Can't Wait To Be King. Oh, good one.

There's a lot of characters to emphasize. Oh, you're doing the character voice. That's funny. The kids will love it. Thank you, Emma. Nadia on 13 1060 says you're 35, Nadia, and what are you too old to do, but you're still doing it anyway? I am too old to be practicing with my kids for their sport. Because you get injured? You're hurting yourself? My youngest plays basketball, and we had a weekend at basketball and I tell you my back

has not been the same. Oh yeah. That's a good one. Need to live right from the stretch. That's a hands on mum but the body is not keeping up. Emma, good morning. Hi. How old are you, Emma? I'm 38. Okay. How old are you, Emma?

I'm 38. Okay. And what are you two old to be doing? But you do it anyway. You know, we live on a main road and there's a concrete wall and I walk across it like I'm balancing it. Oh my God. One of the simple joys.

Oh, just so much fun. Yes. Walking the tightrope. Yes. A bit of Flory's lava. I have to do it too. Yeah, you have. And if you calm down, Emma, serious injuries could happen. Just so much fun. Walking the tightrope. Yes. A bit of Flory's lava. I have to do it too.

And if you come down Emma, serious injuries could happen. Even just a gust of wind. I'm not very high. But still. The jeopardy. The jeopardy is high. I love it. You know what?

These are all just really whimsical ways to keep some joy in our lives. You know, satisfy the child within. Kira on 13 1060, 60, how old are you and what are you still too old to be doing, but you're doing it anyway. I'm 32 and I am obsessed. Every time I see a big puddle, I have to jump in it. I can't control myself. A big puddle. That's great. Fantastic. It doesn't matter what footwear you've got on Kira, you'll still do it. Yeah, I'm still in that puddle and going down slides on playgrounds and all of that stuff. With kids though or are you popping in

without, are you popping to Maccas car park without kids? Oh no, when I go out with mates to a pub or something and they've got a playground there, I will literally drag them on and come down this slide. That's fantastic. They need to do like adult hour. They do. Like the playground at the parlor at Maccas is for children except between the hours of eight and nine. Clear the vomit out of the slide and go down it. Alright, we'll wrap up.

This is interesting. We've got Jessie here. Jessie, it says you're 22 years old. Hi, I'm 22 years old and you know when you go down a water slide you want to be going fast not slow So I still do the I look behind I think to myself either It's gonna be a good view or a bad view for the people behind But I wedge my swimmers right up my bum and I'm going straight down as fast as I can and you know You get them one dirty looks, but it's how fast you're going down that slide. Jessie needs to be frictionless.

She's like I am rocketing down this hill. Jess and Ducco. It is Wednesday. This is the politest man that we have in this studio, Ducco. He's come in. Hot at the end of Ed Sheeran but still greeting us all. Giving us hugs and kisses. Nice kiss on the cheek.

Boom, boom, boom, everybody say Adam. Idiots. You were raised right, my friend. I got flogged if I didn't. You were raised right. Is that right? I don't know, I think about this often. I think I usually do what's right.

Because I was so scared not to. So it was sort of driven by fear more so than wanting to be a good boy, I guess. Good motivator. You know what? It's the same result in the end, isn't it? Same result. I'm surprised he doesn't take his shoes off at know what? It's the same result in the end isn't it? Same result. I'm surprised he doesn't take his shoes off at the door. Like that's the kind of rebel I can see you doing.

When I get this thing off I'll start doing this. It sinks enough in here as it is, it's all good. We don't need it. Mate, this is an impromptu comment. Thanks so much for coming in early. That's alright, yeah. State of origin tonight, Game 2 in Perth. Big game.

But broken overnight these comments. Now, have you seen all of this stuff? I've got the audio that we can play. I actually have had a look, yeah. I've had a look this morning. It was the first thing I saw when I was scrolling my Insta. Yep, okay. So to get everyone up to date, if you haven't already seen it, which you probably have, Aaron Woods came out, former player Woodsy, been to a few clubs, and former Origin player. He basically came out calling Billy Slater a grub after game one, saying you dropped your captain, and you know, you're a grubby player, and just basically lit a fuse under the origin thing. Billy doesn't reply at all and then Billy replies at the press conference yesterday

and says... When you degrade someone personally in a derogatory manner, you probably don't deserve one of those privileged positions that you're all in. You don't know what people are going through and And although I might be able to handle it, the next person mightn't be. Maybe our last coach didn't. Now he's of course referring to Paul Green, they're the former Cowboys and Queensland coach

who did suffer mental health problems, tragically did take his own life. And always you can call Lifeline 13, 11, 14. Wanna preface that, right? No one thought it was gonna go that way. Then Woodsy's come out. Have you heard his response today? Because I've got, yeah, so this is Woodsy's response. Then we'll get your take on it from today.

You know, when you say comments like that, Bowie, you, you know, you say something about a person, that person is owed a right to reply. That person is Billy Slater. So he's had seven days to reply. He's taken his time. He's been very well thought out. A lot of the comments I agree with. Obviously, it is a privilege. It's a hard position he's in at the moment. He's coming off a losing series, which was a decider in Queensland as well. So he's under a lot of pressure. But one in particular comment that he did make, I just thought Billy went a little bit over the

boundary. And I just think it was the boundary and I just think it was just really, I just think it was completely unnecessary for the situation. That's his reply. Yeah. So, interesting situation to be in. What's your take on it as a player, someone who's currently in the game right now seeing this happen? Like, would you be aware of all this as a player if you're playing in a state of origin?

Would you be taking it on if you're in the Queensland team using it as motivation or vice versa the Blues? I think, I certainly don't think that Billy, I think he's been around long enough. I respect the hell out of him. He's such a great player. He's already had success as a coach in that group. I don't think he would bring any personal battles that he's having into the four walls of the Queensland camp. But I know if I was a player, you become protective over your coach. I feel those lads in that team actually played with Billy. A lot of them would have probably idolized him and watched him growing up.

So it'll be definitely in the forefront of their mind. But I don't think it'd be a talking point in their camp. I think when you get to a level like that, it's all about the footy. It's all about playing your best and putting your best foot forward. But I certainly think there'll be an element of protection that the Queenslanders want to have over their coach And that'll manifest in sticking it to the Blues sort of is that what you mean to use it as fuel?

I think I think it not that would he speaks for everyone It doesn't take away from that factor it's certainly what they're not going to be going any softer because of it. Yeah, but What I was going to preface this with is Queensland are down 1-0 It's a position that as a as a Queensland supporter, Dukkow, you know, yeah, it doesn't scare them at all Yeah, actually probably look forward to being in these positions I'm under the belief that if Queensland win over in Perth I worry for game three, right? I think them being such underdogs right now, obviously dropping their captain, going through so much.

The first time since I've really been old enough to remember that Queensland have had the hot torch on them rather than the Blues. Yes, totally. Through that eight series winning streak of them, it was always the Blues that were chopping and changing their team. It's the first time it's been on Queensland now. I think they sort of like that. Yeah.

Scares me a bit, Perth. It's a mutual ground. Yeah, yeah. Mutual ground. I think if they can go over there and get the win, then they've got like an ambush mentality to come to bring into Sydney on game three. It'll flip the pressure away.

I think it fully flips the pressure. So, although I'm not gonna, you know, go into the micro details of Woodsy and Billy, I actually appreciate what Woodsy says there, that he thinks he does bring out some really valid points, although he doesn't think that was the way that their sort of battle was going to go. It's not the avenue that he probably intended it to, but in the media and in a world of free speech, it can go whatever way you want it to once you lay the gauntlet down. Yes, totally.

You'll be learning that now too, doing more media as well. Absolutely. You say things, it's out there. Oh, once you say things, and you know, I think podcasts are probably the most dangerous ones because everyone's a bit more relaxed there. Yeah, unfiltered. And then it gets clipped up after and you go, geez, I look like a goose there. Yeah.

I'm not saying that's the case between these two. It's obviously a lot more thought out. Yeah. I think it's certainly, you know, the intention of it all was to bring a bit more spice, bring a bit more of a feud. You know, whether the players, I don't think they would be seeing it from that point of view, but certainly the people that listen to the radio, the people that watch Origin, the fans at home, I think they're certainly starting to wear their blue badge. This is roughly because all the Blues fans are going, he's taking it too far, the maroons fans are going, good

on your belly. It's just so divisive now. It is. And it's what Origin's about. Whether you believe your Blues representative is right or not, you choose him. Yeah, totally. And the same thing, if you're a Queenslander, whatever the Queenslander says is right, you'll find a way to argue that that was the right thing.

In a broader spectrum, being in the world for so long but yes now dipping so much into the media where is the line if it exists at all of a personal attack versus a professional attack versus crossing the line into no no you've gone too far. I think it's certainly coming to the era where people are speaking a lot more freely. You know political correctness in general society is probably more heightened now but I think people are speaking like I just said from different platforms and having their point of view and stand and bite a lot more than what they probably used to.

So I don't know it's changing for me. To be honest I'm not experienced enough and don't. I've got you, I've been in trouble too many times On the board first, yeah, you know, I think you you build respect in the media over, you know However long you work in it where you can actually you feel like your opinion can be validated in certain instances But and I think knowing Woodsy we know Woodsy from this show. He's a great guy. Woods. He's a lovely dude I'm a Queen's a but I do love with ease, he's a good dude. He was just, he was stoking the fire intentionally, just to build something. I don't think he intended for it to go this way. He was just stoking the fire. And it is from Billy's

perspective where he goes basically, you don't know, you don't know what I'm going through, you don't know how I've taken it, it's that classic thing, I didn't mean it. Yeah but that's how I took it. Exactly. So who's right? Honestly how good is it? I was actually thinking it driving here I was thinking how good is it like listening to it again this morning how good is it you've got someone trying to spoke stoke the fire trying to build a bit of hype for this thing that we all were maybe a little bit disappointed about game one absolutely that's been the overall you know census yeah but then you've also got what a great message from Billy Slater.

And it's just like, not only for this little argument, but it's just a good, I heard Gordon Tallis say it's just a good reminder. You don't know what people are going through. For all of us, him, he said me included, for all of us that sit here and have a microphone that you really don't know what someone's going through. Yeah. It's easy to throw stones from afar. That's right.

And let's not mistake it. You are in a privileged position as a player or as someone that holds a mic. So you do put yourself out there to a certain degree to be picked at, but you know it makes you think, where am I, am I toeing the line, am I crossing the line? Yeah, it's an interesting one. You've got to think before you're talking. Totally, because you might be one person saying that. It's been a great message, like from the outside looking in, you can look at the micro details and maybe over analyse it and

think, oh, but if you just look at it from a message from the outside looking in, it's passion, but then it's also a great message around thinking before you speak. And it's got me fired up for tonight. I must admit I was a bit flattered about, I was a bit nervous, but now I'm like, oh, here we go. We're going to take that jumper off now. Reveal what's underneath. Oh, well said. Yeah, thank you for making the drive in, like really appreciate that. Yeah and you look good, you smell good as always. I bet you if you took your shoes off it would smell good.

You'd probably be fine. Oh mate, good to chat and we'll see you next week. Thank you. Jess and Ducco. Running a little bit behind team but we're just about done here. Absolutely, if you missed a minute of the show, particularly Adam Elliott, our bestie. Yeah. Absolutely, if you missed a minute of the show, particularly Adam Elliott, our bestie. Coming in on his day off, injured wing, still driving himself here to talk this controversy

ahead of Origin Game 2. Suck at me in, Ducco. He has suck at me in. No matter how you look at it, everyone's got an opinion. Absolutely. He spoke great too. Yeah, he did, he did. So, brilliant from Adam, we thank him for coming in, but also for the Rice Cookers getting involved today.

Yep, everyone was good, everyone cooked, today was a good show. Everyone was really good. Shy Guy was muck banging. Shy Guy was muck banging shirtless. Not something we've seen before. Rubbing his nipples while Adam was in here. If you would like to see Shy Guy's nipples, Jess and Ducko on Instagram, you can have a look at our morning routines. Yeah. No one asked him to get shirtless.

He just does. But he did. It is what it is, you know. Yep. You had a good show today, buddy? Yeah, I had a good show. You've been in an overly good mood this week. I said that to Babs out there before and she agreed. And you've asked him point blank if something else is going on and he has denied. But I also feel like Shy Guy could be in a relationship for three years, propose and have a wedding planned and then we'd find out that he had found the love of his life. Not even after we'd see him post a wedding photo and we're like, what the hell's that? Absolutely, absolutely. Yeah, I would do that.

Yeah, me too. No, I wouldn't. No, I actually wouldn't. Has he been in a good mood off air babs in the office when you guys hang out? Oh, just the usual, just telling me to shut up and stuff. No, no, no. That sounds fun. Okay, that makes me sound bad. It does. Well, no, no. That sounds fun. That makes me sound bad. It does.

You did burp in her face. It's all in context, but it gives it to me just as much as... Oh we know that. She calls you a little buddy. Yeah. Anyway, big show tomorrow teams, Thursday. It's wet day baby. It's wet day.

This whole month and a bit has been leading up to wedding of the baby's head. A celebration of the newest rice cooker or rice boiler. Now we've got an asterisk over which one we're going. Yeah someone said duck I'm a rice boiler last night to me because he's really got confused with rice cookers which I love. But to celebrate the arrival of Florence we're taking duck out to the beautiful Chateau Ylan tomorrow. Not taking Florence. Not taking Florence or the Misseaux but we are taking 40 rice cookers. Morgan's like this is my first night alone without you with the child. I'm like yeah but we're celebrating you and the child so you're welcome. We will toast to her honour. There is a

three course dinner happening. Absolutely. Again she won't be there but you'll make up a speech. Yeah oh yeah do you want me to say a few words? Ding ding ding ding. It's your thing. Just want to thank everyone and I want to thank my wife and my child who aren't here right now. We'll get her on FaceTime. Yeah we'll get her on FaceTime. It's your thing. Just want to thank everyone. I want to thank my wife and my child who aren't here right now. Oh, we'll get her on FaceTime. Yeah, we'll get her on FaceTime. She will hate that. She won't pick up. What's the busiest time in your house? Is it like bath, bottle, bedtime? Yeah, it's that between 4.35 and 6. Perfect, we'll just be sitting down to dinner, FaceTime her, make her listen.

While the baby's wailing. While the baby's wailing and 40 rice cookers can choose it. I'm like, I wish I was there honey oh another vino. Pinot Gris anyone? But no that's gonna be wonderful and then Friday obviously broadcasting live after a big old big old night on the wires. Cannot wait, cannot wait. And I woke up today a bit a bit head cold too. Bad sleep. Get yourself together man. You have to teach us all how to play golf. I know I haven't pulled a sick day yet this year. Imagine if my sick day was tomorrow. Oh goodness. I'll be there, don't worry about it. Just don't shake my hand.

Okay, well we know you don't like to be greeted, well at least with a hug. Actually, yeah. Are you gonna get angry at me tomorrow if I don't hug you in front of the rice? I know, because we came up with our own secret handshake. We came up with our secret handshake. Yeah. Which we only did that once, but I would actually like to enact that. Yeah, okay.

We can do that. I've got to remember. Every morning. It was three moves. You'll remember. If you missed any of it, grab it on the podcast on Listen to Where We Get You podcast. We're out of here. We will see you tomorrow.

Bye bye. Bye. About to muck bang. Jess and Ducko. That was the Jess and Ducko podcast. Peak chicken is upon us with the new McQueen's at Maccas.