Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | She's got an inverted vulva

Episode Date: January 14, 2025

We test out a new game, Jess is already done with her new years resolution and Ducko's wife Morgan had a doozy of a christmas!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The new loose change menu has dropped at Macca's. OMG. T's and C's apply. Jess and Duggo. This is the Jess and Duggo podcast. Hey, welcome to the podcast, everybody. Oh, happy Tuesday. It was a wonderful show.

You're in for an absolute treat. A real delicious treat today. Really delicious. You're okay? Are you going to eat it? So what I didn't get into, because I could see Shy Guy giving me that, you've been talking for nine fucking minutes. Shut up.

Yeah, yeah. About your youngster. Come on! But I wanted to tell you about why I didn't like running and then what I ate afterwards, which was potatoes. You didn't ask me because you were probably feeling the vibes as well. Yeah, yeah. I looked at the clock.

I briefly said my mother-in-law gave me a little hack. Yes. For anyone who does catch that and goes, she never said the hack. You were really hoping we'd ask you that. I really was. Sorry, I didn't care for the potato hack. It's all right. I've been talking for nine minutes.

It's a roast potato hack. Okay. Do you want to do it on the show? No, I don't. Are you sure? I don't know if that's... No, no, no. Okay, all right.

It's very quick. Okay. Are you familiar with a very particular goat's cheese, Meredith Dairy? They come in glass jars. No. Okay. I'm not a huge goat's cheese connoisseur.

Anyone in the room? Bad sign. No. I'm not familiar with Meredith Dairy. All right. If you know, you know, and it ain't cheap, that's fair, but. I haven't eaten that thing this year yet. Sorry, Jess.

That's just far too niche. All right. Anyone who's listening who knows Meredith Derry, please message me so I can feel a bit. Meredith Derry? You've seen it. I've seen that. I have seen that.

I have seen that. 22 bucks? Gee. Yeah, they're not giving it away. That's for the big one. They're not giving it away. What my mother-in-law said is, oh, my goodness. I know you buy it because she's obviously at her house a bit.

She goes in the fridge. She saw the Meredith. She goes, oh, I had the best roast potatoes the other day. What the chef had done was use the oil from the goat cheese as the oil for her potatoes. So that's what I wanted to try. And they were exceptional. So what, you pour it on them? So we parboil the potatoes and then use that in lieu of using olive oil.

And then put them in the oven. And then do a bit of, I did the Italian mixed herbs, big fan. I love that you like mixed herbs. I'm taking credit for you and the mixed herbs. Oh, absolutely. I was such a snob about mixed herbs. I'm like, you should just use the oregano in time. Why not just get it in one freaking jar?

Mixed herbs are so good. I'm such an idiot. And they're so big too. So big. That thing is large. But yeah, anyway, that's just the hack that was used on the roast potatoes. That would be nice. For anyone who hears that in the show and then goes,

oh, now I'm curious. You know, I love to just wrap everything up in a neat little bow. Yeah, absolutely. We were anxiously awaiting. I know you were. You're welcome. Good to know. What we are doing every day is a new game. We're beta testing games that we may use on air for real

or we might never use. That's right. We spitball a lot of ideas, and you would be amazed how much does not make it on air for real or we might never use. That's right. We spitball a lot of ideas and you would be amazed how much does not make it on air. So why not use the podcast to see if it's worthy of coming six till nine. Today's game is a game Shaga brought to us in the meeting. Shaga, can you explain this game? Yeah.

So it's very simple. You say one word. You say one word. At the same time. At the same time. And then you take what? Because obviously you you say one word. At the same time. At the same time. And then you take what, because obviously you just, any word. So you go like three, two, one, and Jess and I both say a word. First word that comes to our minds.

It can be completely different. Yeah. And then so the next time you need to sort of get on each other's wavelength in a way. Yes. And then you just say another word and then you kind of niche it. Until we get to the same word. The aim of the game is to land on the same word. So we've got to either pick one of these. So starting at point A and point B, we've got to work our way to each other.

As you always say, it's not about the destination. It's how you get there. It's about the journey, brother. And now you and I surprise each other sometimes how on each other's wavelength we are. But then when we don't get on the wavelength, we get really sad. You know what I think about a lot? Remember like four years ago? You know what I'm about to say?

I think I do. Ready? Okay, let's just try. Let's just try. Let's just try. I'm not even looking at what you're typing in. I'm hoping it's still here. Let's hope.

All right, ready? So three, two, one. Barney. He's the Scatman. I thought it was the Barney thing. But do you know, you remember that? He's a stat man. Man, yeah.

Do you remember we did that too? I do remember that, yeah. But the Barney thing we did as well. You always ran out of the Barney thing, so I thought. I do, I do. But the Barney thing, the assets expired. But the stat man thing was real. Let me just make my asset not expire.

Sure, sure. But like, for example, that, then we've got to work back to each other. Yeah, the file partners. To a middle ground. To a middle ground. Think about you're at the bottom of a pyramid and you got to work back to each other. Yeah. To a middle ground. To a middle ground. Think about you're at the bottom of a pyramid and you both need to get to the point. Or he's in Portugal, I'm in Turkey, and we need to meet in the middle of Europe. Might be Germany.

I believe it's Turkey, eh? You're so right. You're the one over there. No, I'm in Portugal. Oh, my apologies. I'm in Lisbon. He's in Portugal, I'm in Turkey. Oh, yeah. Portugal's a beautiful part of the world. Oh, amazing. You're the one over there. No, I'm in Portugal. Oh, my apologies. I'm in Lisbon. He's in Portugal. I'm in Turkey.

Oh, yeah. Portugal's a beautiful part of the world. Oh, amazing. You've got to get there. Anyway. We recommend. Let's do this. All right.

So you give us a timer. You're going to go three, two, one. Yep. Three, two, one. Bacon. Bacon. Oh. Okay.

I mean, that's not bad from us. Okay, but now this is going to be- You know what we should have done, though? Potatoes. Like, we were just talking about this. But now this is going to be hard. You've said pizza. I've said bacon.

Now, how are we going to take a step towards each other? Exactly. Because which way are we going to go here? Yeah. Because the idea is not to just repeat what you've said. The idea is to take a step forward. Bacon, pizza. I think I know.

I've got it. Oh, okay. Go. Three, two, one. Breakfast. I thought bacon and pineapple. No, that, go. Three, two, one. Breakfast. Pineapple. I thought bacon and pineapple. No, that's fair. Yeah, I was thinking more toppings.

Yeah, so I thought we were going to go to the topping room. Sorry. Why'd you go breakfast? Because you like bacon for breakfast. See? And this is why it's fine. I tried to go to yours. Okay.

Okay, so we're... So, Warwick, pineapple. Pineapple. And I said breakfast. And which way do we go? Again, this is the hard thing. And how much discussion are we allowed in between? As long as you want.

Okay. But we can't say. Can I give it away? Okay. All right. The game finishes when you have the same one. We've just got to work out who we're jumping on now. Well, that's the kind of thing.

Am I going to jump on? You should be jumping on. You're absolutely right because is it me taking two steps to you? Yeah, yeah. Or us taking one step in the middle? Okay. Or you taking two steps to me? Okay.

What were the words? So it was pineapple and breakfast. Okay. Okay. Three, two, one. We me. Okay. What were the words? So it was pineapple and- And breakfast. Yes. Okay. Okay. Three, two, one. Wheat bix. Oh, I was going to fricking say wheat bix.

Oh, I thought you were going to be on the show today so much. I said- We've got fritter and wheat bix, but we're in the breakfast realm. I got it. I got it. Do you? Okay. Three, two, one.

Egg. I can't do you for wheat bix. Egg. I can't do you for weeping. Egg. Egg, okay. Egg, milk. I don't know. Egg and milk. Come on.

Egg and milk. I don't know. Yes, you do. Don't put this back. No, wait, wait. Don't time me. I'm not ready. Egg and milk.

Egg and milk. Yeah, we've got it. Down and down. 3, 2, 1. Dairy. Dairy. That was so scary. What did you say, Derry?

Derry, I just freaked out. I had to say something. Okay. I thought. I thought. I said mayonnaise. I don't think milk is actually in mayonnaise. I reckon we give us five attempts to get there.

Okay. And then it's a fail. And then it's a fail. That's four? Is that three? I love accounting. I think that's four. Let's pretend that's four. Sure. So this is the last one. Okay. Oh, and then it's a fail. And then it's a fail. That's four? Is that three? I wasn't counting. I think that's four. Let's pretend that's four.

Sure, so this is the last one. Okay, so what did you say? I said mayonnaise. Fuck, okay. And you said dairy. I said dairy. Don't jump on me. Okay, mayonnaise.

What else can you? I've got it. I've got it. All right. Three, two, one. Sriracha. Sriracha. Mayonnaise. Okay, let's break it down.

The next Sriracha's good. I was thinking both those things go in a fridge. Yeah, I see. But that's just where my brain went. It's hard to know who's your jump because you were trying to jump me and I was jumping to you. I think blanket rule, do we try and just jump in the middle? Yeah. It's fun.

It's a game, though. Yeah. I don't mind that. I think it needs a finish. I want Babs and Shy Guy to have a go. Yeah, I think so. So I just think if we don't get it in the five. I agree. We've got to put a cap on.

We've got to put a cap on. I don't think you can keep going because then it ruins it. But we'll eke out the five. Maybe we need like a punishment or something to make the stakes higher. I mean, I was nervous when I said dare. I don't know about punishment. I really thought you were going to get mayonnaise. Shit!

Whole egg mayonnaise. You're like, egg! Yeah, you got it. You can do this. Shit! Count down. And you're like, dairy! All right, Babs and Shy Guy, are you locked in?

Yeah. Count them down, Ducco. Three, two, one. Pen. No. You didn't even say anything. Why did you say nothing? How did you freeze before the first one? I don't know. I froze. All right, all right. Pen and nothing. Pen and nothing. You didn't even say anything. I didn't. Why did you say nothing? How did you freeze before the first one?

I don't know. I froze. All right. All right. Pen and nothing. Pen and nothing. Okay. Three, two, one.

Paper. Why did you say anything? What are you two doing? It's words. No, we've got pen and paper. We can do this. Okay. Three.

Remember, you both speak. Yeah. Three, two, one. Print. Oh, come on. That's three. Okay, here we go. Oh, come on. That's three. Okay, here we go. You ready?

No. That's three. Three, two, one, writing. Oh, shit. That's four. Come on, guys. This is it. You need to get it on this one.

Do you feel me? Do you want me to enhance the note? Wait, what did you say? What were the last two things? Computer? Writing. And writing. Oh, that's tough.

Okay, and I said computer. Yeah. Oh, come on. Three, two, one. Keyboard. And writing. Okay, and I said computer. Three, two, one. Keyboard. Keyboard. Wait, I... What did you both say? I said typing. I said keyboard.

This is a good game. I like it. Computer and writing. You should have said email. Oh, keyboard. My first one was ink. We already said ink. When she said pen at the start, I was like, ink, next.

Oh, yeah, okay. Everyone's brain goes in really different. That's really hard. I think five's good because we can eke it out and do a bit slower. Can we have one more go? Just one more go. Yeah, I'll count you. All right, three, two, one.

Phone. Headphones. We're always starting very similar. It's almost hard when you start. And then we divert away. Here we go. Headphones and phone. Okay, I've got it. It's almost hard when you start. And then we divert away. Here we go. Headphones and phone. Okay, I've got it.

Three, two, one. Music. Oh, my God. We were close. But now, now. Where do we go? Where do you go from here? You get on mic is what you do.

Um. Three. Wait, wait, wait. We're music and Spotify. Yes. Yes. Okay, I'm just trying to think which realm to. Um. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Three, two, one. Playlist. Playlist. Wow. We're just flirting. We are. Dancing and teetering. We're magnets with the same energy repelling each other.

Music, playlist, dancing. Playlist and dancing. Playlist and dancing. Oh, mine's a bit niche. It could take us really off the track. Playlist. Okay, no. Playlist and dancing. Playlist and dancing. Oh, mine's a bit niche. It could take us really off the track. Playlist. Okay, no. Playlist and dancing.

That's three guesses. So we need this one to be really. Playlist and dancing. Playlist and dancing. Where would your brains go in this moment? Yeah, okay. I don't know. All right.

Three, two, one. Party. I had party too. Three, two, one. Party. I had party too. Oh, shit. Zumba, party. No, don't do this thing to me. No, no, no. Mayonnaise!

Wait, wait. Zumba and party. Zumba. Come on. Wait. I know what I would say. I don't know what I would say. Whatever I'm getting at. No, no, no. Come on. No, wait, wait, would say. I don't know what I would say. I don't like it whenever I get to it.

No, no, no. Come on. No, wait, wait, wait. Zumba and party. Zumba. And party. Yeah, but what does that got to do with anything? Zumba and party.

Three. No, wait. Two. No. One. Shabam. I was thinking glow sticks. Oh, fucking all right.

You know what? We might do Zumba in the dark and glow sticks are a party thing. Shabam. I forgot the name, but that makes sense. And you know what? I might do Zumba in the dark and go to some party thing. Shabam. I forgot the name but that makes sense. And you know what? I knew you wouldn't have forgotten. It's actually worse

when you start close. True. Because we've done that twice now. Because you don't know which way to go. Headphones and phone. Yeah, headphones and phone and playlist and music.

I shouldn't have said Spotify. That's on me. That's fine. Was that five? Is that done? I think when we do get it, it's going to be... It's going to feel good.

So then do you reckon... Where were you when they got it? Yeah, yeah. Do you reckon we do just one round of five or two rounds of five? Is that done? I think when we do get it, it's going to be... Oh, it's going to feel good. So then do you reckon... Where were you when they got it? Yeah, yeah. Do you reckon we do just one round of five or two rounds of five? Or... Yeah, how do you reckon it works? I think if we get it, it's done. If we don't, we can cut a second.

One round to get it, and obviously the conversation in between will pad it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For the segment on air. Yeah. Okay. So one round of five, not two rounds five. Do you know what I mean? I think we can depend on how it goes. Yeah, I think. One round of five or two. Yeah. Okay. So one round of five, not two rounds five. Do you know what I mean? We can depend on how it goes.

Yeah. I think. One round of five or two. Yeah. Okay. All right. What are we going to call it? Yeah.

We'll workshop that. We'll say it all at the same time. Oh, yeah. And it's four different things. But the one thing that lands. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's like, it's not wavelengths.

It's making your way to each other. It's working it out. It's jinx in a way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got to find the common ground, snap. Yep, common ground. It's a journey from Portugal to Turkey. Yeah, yeah.

Maybe we just call it that. Guys, up next is a journey from Portugal to Turkey. It's 7.10. Here's Ed Sheeran. The Camino Trail. The big walk through Europe. Destination? Destination.

Say the same. We've expired. We'll work on the name. We'll work on the name. Well, I guess Destination Unknown. Is it Destination Unknown? It is. Yeah.

No, but also. Play Calibria. Yeah, yeah. Destination Unknown. Destination Unknown. Or is it? No. But we want to get to the same destination.

Yeah, we do, we do. And we're working on that. Making my weight down. And I need you to say the same. Let's be real. It'll just be Jess and Darko's Find Your Way to the Thing. Five. Wait, then, do we want just Shaga to do the timer,

or do we want a timer timer, like a... Two, one. Oh, that's a lot for you to do while you're also thinking of a word. I want you to take the pressure off and focus on May and Ace. And then every now and then we're getting Babs and Shaga to do a round, because it's going to be some of the great shit things you'll hear. Neither of them speaking. Shaga didn't speak for the first one, then Babs did speak for the second.

Babs went, oh, is that how you play? So on brand, bro. The whole team was flying. I really want us for a second. Babs went, oh, is that how you play? So on brand, bro. The whole team was flying. I really want us to get one. I'm really annoyed. Do you want to try one more time? Eggs. Eggs.

You know eggs. Can we try one more time? I don't want to try it again. One more time. Oh, okay. Three, two, one. Vaginitis. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yep. Okay. Okay. Three, two, one. Computer. Vaginitis. Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, yep, okay. Okay. Three, two, one. Bolva! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes, we're the best!

That will make sense in the show. That'll be on air next week. Jess and Ducko in the show. That'll be on air next week. Welcome to Tuesday Teen. Good morning. Another day back in the saddle. Big vibes. Big vibes. Big vibes.

21. Yeah, yeah. I've gotten some potion in my eye this morning. One of me lotions has seeped in. Oh, no. How many serums are you putting on pre-show? Three. I feel like it's going to... I keep rubbing it. I. How many serums are you putting on pre-show? Three. Oh, goodness.

I feel like it's going to, I keep rubbing it, it's going to start looking pink-eye-ish soon. Yeah, you'll start, well, yeah, scabies in the eye. You told us about your friend yesterday who got shingles in the eye. Yeah, he messaged me last night. He heard the chat. Did he? Yeah, he was like, thanks for that. Was he thrilled with the mention?

He loved it. Absolutely. Then he sent me updates of his photos. His face is looking a bit better, but his eye is still busted. Oh, no. And the vision in the eye? He said it's fine. It's fine.

But he's soon to see optometrists and all that sort of gear. Just a new fear unlocked that you can get shingles in your eye. Because it's a nerve thing. It comes from the nerves. Absolutely. He said it's still very painful. Poor thing. He got shingles in the eye.

For those that didn't hear that, I spoke about that yesterday. He got shingles in the eye because his baby got sick and he got so stressed about it that he got the shingles and then he passed the shingles on to his sister who they're all staying with at the time. It's a real lesson for 2025. Stay calm, everyone. Don't get shingles in the eye. Because what you can get is shingles in the eye.

No one wants eye shingles. Too stressed. You know who'd get shingles in this team? Oh, sure. Shy guy. The shy guy. Thank you. It's the shy guy to you.

We need to fix that. The shy guy. He's given himself a title. It would sound weird without the the, though. Why? It says Jess. It then says Ducko. And it says Babs.

Shy Guy. Yeah, but when you hear it, it just sounds out of place. He's already defending the. I didn't write that, by the way. Okay, The Shy Guy. Yeah, sure, okay. Show me your emails. I will.

He sounds a bit, The Shy Guy. How are the shy guy. Yeah, sure. Show me your emails. I will. Look for it. The shy guy. How are you guys going today? How are we feeling, though? Day two. Feeling good. Look, I think yesterday there was a lot of pep in the step. First day back.

The alarm was a little ruder this morning, if I am honest. Tuesdays, man. Tuesdays. If I was honest. Hardest day of the week. The alarm a little ruder, but still thrilled to be here. Flying. Wouldn't be anywhere else. How are you feeling this morning? Feeling fantastic. Well rested. Feeling good. Didn't

sleep as well last night as I did the night before which is interesting. Yep. I think I slipped my bedtime to a bit later because I was like, eh, it'll be sweet. 100%. Absolutely. You're going to start thinking how can I push back my alarm clock? I'm like, it is day two. My husband and I. Pull yourself together. My husband and I always end every, every day we end with a bit of an argument because he.

Just like you want. I thought you were going to say with this really nice quote. No, no, we always end. And what did you learn today? You know how they say don't go to bed angry? Yeah. For the past two years, we've been going to bed angry. He likes to watch either NRL 360, some other boring sports show, or some sort of guns and

violence fictional show. In bed, that's his wind down. It's not going to turn you off. And I read, okay? If I finish reading, I'm like, I've had enough, I'm going to bed. I'm happy to switch the Kindle off, put it on my bedside table, turn my lamp off and close my eyes. He could still be going. If he wants to finish, he's like, righto, bedtime,

and expects me to shut off the Kindle. Oh, okay. And I try and say to him every time, no, no. Hang on. I'll finish when I finish, like you finish when you finish. Yeah. But in 2025, I'm trying to be a better wife, a better partner. And just go to bed when he goes to bed.

And I just try. So you could be mid-chapter. I could be mid-sentence. You're mid-fairy porn. I could be on my way to bed. And I just try. She could be mid-chapter. I could be mid-sentence. You're mid-fairy porn. I'm mid. I could be on my way to climax. And I go, no, he shut the laptop. That's weird.

So for the past couple of nights, I've gone, bang, turn off the Kindle and just put it to the side. So we're going to bed at least in harmony. Morgan's a bit like that, but she doesn't, she won't enforce it, but she'll be like, she gets really, like she rolls around and stuff like that if I'm still reading. And she gets all huffy. He's huffing and puffing.

The audible huffs. Oh, my God. The lamp. It's not like it's the big light. It's just a little pissy lamp. Oh, I can't sleep with your lamp on. I've just got my humidifier red light. Oh, my goodness.

So, no, I'm trying to bring more harmony into my bedroom. Good. You don't want to get a bit angry. For 2025. Because then you'll wake up angry. Absolutely. And then we get angry at you. We don't want to get a bit angry. For 2025. Because then you'll wake up angry. Absolutely. And then we get angry at you. We don't want that.

It's a perpetual cycle. Exactly. And you know what happens? We all get shingles in the eye. So a lot more harmony. It all comes back to shingles in the eye. It always does. It's going to be a big show, though, for a Tuesday.

Absolutely. We're flying. Our Fox is back for 10K, 6.30 and 8am. Didn't go too well at it yesterday. No. No, we didn't. No, we didn't. But that's okay. That's fine. We're back. Call and 8 a.m. Didn't go too well at it yesterday. No. No, we didn't. No, we didn't. But that's okay.

That's fine. We're back. Call of Fame is also here. On overnight stay at Crown Plaza, Sydney, Delling Harbour Plus, tickets to Sealaf Aquarium and the Wildlife Zoo for getting involved in the show. You get involved on the phones, but you can always get involved on text as well.

0-4-8-8-8-1-0-6-9. You're monitoring the text a lot more this year, so we are on to it. I'm up. Text anything you want. We tried to get Babs checking it, and she just was like, that's not in my job description. I don't get paid enough to do that.

That's on my contract. So we've got it here. It's fine. And Year of the Song is back today. It's debut. Oh, my God. Shy Guy, how are we feeling about bringing back Year of the Song? I'm ready for it.

I think I have a good theme. I'm working on it. If I scroll through the text line, a lot of people have said, please bring back Year of the Song. We must have said last year, we'll be back. Well, we said that with all of our games and stuff. I think we did. Rice Cookers, it's back. They love the Year of the Song.

Are we keeping score with that this year or are we just letting that roll? Oh, like throughout the whole year. Should we have a reigning champ at the end? Yeah, Year of the Song champ. Fantastic. We talked about doing that halfway through last year, but we didn't rely on the data.

We got a bit confused. I think we did. I think we did. So we can start fresh and do a tally for sure. But up next is we're doing, well, at this stage every day, but we'll see how it goes. We'll see how it goes. Shy Guy's dregs.

That's right. Of an evening, Shy Guy will send around a few ideas for us. We pick and choose. Yeah. But what are the ones Shy Guy thinks should have made the board? Yeah. Because we can a lot, but let's see what he's got. Jess and Ducko.

Jess and Ducko. Coming up next as well. I'm excited. Babs is making her, is it 2025 debut on air? Like officially? I think it is. I think it is. Content debut.

Content debut next. Yes. She's telling us about some. She's going to quiz us. Terminology for sex workers. I don't know how that happened with Babs. She's going to... She wants to educate.

Is that what you want to do, Babs? Show guys making me do it. Because I'm running this segment. Show guys drinks. Five, four, three, two, one. Blast off. And we take off. We've got show guys drinks. Blast off. And we take off. We've got to show you guys the next show.

Take it away. Live go. All right. I've got a couple of things here that didn't make the show today, guys. So I'm just going to roll through it. Yeah, what have you got for us? I've got stats. We've got some pep.

Can you hear the pep? I can hear it. I was going to say he couldn't read the article properly. I told you there was a Daily Mail ad in the way, all right? And I noticed he sent us an email for a Daily Mail login last night. I did. Yeah, we've got Daily Mail

Plus now. Oh yes, we've made it! I don't know how much a month it costs, but it's not worth it. Oh, well,

we might as well get fired at the end of the year because all our money went to the Daily Mail budget. that'll be wrapped. Alright, I've got stats on where

Aussies are doing it. So, sorry, can we re-establish the rules? Can we re-establish the rules of dregs, Ducco? Yeah, yeah, we should. The shy guy, you know, give us a little bit.

And do we say proceed or do not proceed? Yeah, we don't want to hear the article or we do want to expand a bit. And if we don't want to hear it, you're going to give us a... Oh, I thought you were going to give us a... Oh, no, that's when we move on. Yeah, yeah. Train tweets move on. Sorry if we don't want to hear it.

Yes, you're right. My apologies. My apologies. We're all learning. Sorry, yeah. Train toots move on. Sorry if we don't want to hear it. Yes, you're right. My apologies. My apologies. We're all learning. Sorry, sorry. If we don't want to hear it, you're going to hit us with the toot too. Yes, yes, yes. Otherwise, we go with the toot.

Okay, what do you think? Give us the headline again. What was it again? Where Aussies are doing it most. I'm thinking over here. We're about to do a sex quiz, but just quick stats. Quick numbers. Okay, quick one.

Quick numbers. We like it. All right. 13% are doing it in the shower. 7% in another room of the house that isn't the bedroom. 4% on the balcony or in the backyard. The balcony? 9% in the car.

3% in public. And another 3% at work. You're keeping that 3% public up. Yeah, that's right. You're doing your bit. So a dating app is the most common way to meet someone, but the survey also found that meeting someone at work is the second most popular way to meet someone.

Because where do adults connect? What do you do? What do you do? No one's meeting in bars and clubs. Works and gyms. Works and gyms. But see, this day and age, Ducko, I know you're obviously happily married,

but if you were a single boy, do you work with headphones? Because how daunting at the gym to try and interrupt someone who has headphones on while they're pumping iron. How are you actually connecting? That's why a lot of gyms now are class gyms where it's like you go, you have routine time, like they play the music for you. That's what mine is anyway. So you can start just being like, I'm going to make sure I'm in their group

so then we can have a bit of chitty chat. Gyms can be a breeding ground for that stuff. Yeah, okay. A lot of people driving to the gym right now looking pretty nice at their exercise. Yeah. Just going, oh, I'm with David Beaver. I've got my new Lululemon's on. Oh, yeah.

I'm ready to meet the one. Yeah. Okay. Okay, good one, Sean, guys. Cool, we'll move on. That's the train coming through. What time of day is best to shower, morning or night? Nah, I don't care.

No, we don't like morning. Sorry, sorry or night? Nah, I don't care. Nah, we don't like morning. Sorry, sorry. I don't actually care either. The only other one I had was astrologers issue a warning about this week's full moon. They're worried because all the astronomers, astrologers? No, astronomer and astrologer are two different things. Whatever they are. They're saying it's going to be a dire year for those people that follow the moons and stuff.

Oh. Oh, so if you're into it, it's going to be bad. Are you into it still? No. I like... Mercury's in retrograde every month. I'll read the horoscope, but I don't know what the moon's doing. Nah.

Yeah. And it feels like we're in trouble every month. Absolutely. Yeah. Last year, I think we went through all the planets being in a retrograde. Yeah, all the time. There's 12 moments of retrograde. Oh, goodness.

Oh, there you go. Well, there's 12 months. Why does Mercury get... I don't know how it works. Yeah, I don't understand how that works either. I never know. I think we're... Is that your train pool?

That's my train pool now. That's all I have. Okay. I'm glad we didn't pick them. Me too. Jess and Ducko. Sabrina Kavita. It's all I have. Okay. I'm glad we didn't pick them. Me too. Jess and Junko. Sabrina Kavita. It's Bad Cam.

Bad Cam. Sorry, Bad Cam. I did that off air too. You did? Because I feel like Babs isn't going to jump. Bad Cam, like bad chemistry. Yeah, yeah. Like how good we are doing the horizontal tango. I thought it was a negative song. I thought it was Bad, Kem, like about old mate Barry.

Do we need to tweet Sabrina your enunciation of bed? No, my bad. That's on me. It clearly says B-E-D. Is it your bad or your bed? Obviously, I'm warming into the year, guys. You know, I can't be good all in one. Hey, man, you brought us fancy coffee beans.

I did. Do you need to have an early... I do. I'll be getting coffee after this. Oh, I forgot the tin. I forgot our tin that I said I'd bring. One job. One job.

Sorry. Hey, it's 6.21. Shut up, one job, bed camp. Our fucks is next. Speaking of one job, Babs, who normally answers the phone, she's doing two jobs today. That's right. Shy Guy has said, I'm doing too much on the show today. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Between Shy Guy, Dregs, and Year of the Song. Oh, God, he's chaos. I'm just too much on my plate. I'm not a bit weedoo Year of the Song. Oh, God, he's chaos. There's too much on my plate. I'm not a bit weedoo anymore. God forbid. We've got Babs in here. So he's slid a piece of paper across the desk to Babs. She's in studio as quiz master.

Good morning, Babs. Good morning. What are you quizzing us on today? Is it a quiz? It's the slang sex workers use. Oh, come on, own it. Explain. Oh, okay. Cool. Babs is the lady sex workers use. Oh, come on, own it. Explain. Oh, okay.

Cool. Babs is the lady of the night. No, I'm not. Okay. She's the conduit. She's the conduit. For this break, okay, for this chat. For this break, you're going to give up.

How are you going to do it? I'm going to give you. I didn't even know it was a quiz, so you need to explain. So they're acronyms. Okay. So you're just going to have to think about what it stands for. So these are legit acronyms from actual... Okay.

Yes. All right. I don't know if we'll know any. Why would we? Yeah. Imagine if we did, though. Whose idea was this to do it as a quiz? Is it mine?

Yeah. That's why you panned it off to me. I know. I know DTF. Oh, it's not on the list. Is that not on the list? Ah, damn. Do we leave that one in 2024? I know LGF. Yep, it's not on the list. Is that not on the list? Ah, damn. Do we leave that one in 2024?

I know LGF. Yep. Yeah. Let's go. Oh, I was going, let's get freaky. Subjective. I know. You're both right.

Yeah, great. It depends who you're part of. No, I think we have the F and the G around different places. Oh, yeah. Let's move on. Let's move on. All right, first one. Yes. G-F-E. Ooh, okay. G. Do, do. Let's move on. Let's move on. All right, first one. Yes.

G-F-E. Ooh, okay. G-F-E. There's got to be. Is the G get? No. Okay. Go.

Is the F, the F word? No. Is the G go? No. Go. It's not go. Go for. Grab.

Grab. Grab. Okay, you're not even close. Okay, what is it? What is it? The girlfriend Grab. Grab. Okay, you're not even close. Okay, what is it? The girlfriend experience. Oh. So it's like hugging, kissing, etc.

Yes, it's not just doing the deed. Yeah, right. It's everything around that, like relationship. All acts of intimacy that come with sharing an emotional bond. Okay. Yeah, okay, nice. Okay, so people just want a nice hug and a cuddle and a cry. Yeah. Okay.

DFK. It's 50 bucks. Stroke my hair. They would get that for sure. They would 100% get it. I think it costs a lot more. Is that what you need? When you feel bad, do you like someone to stroke your hair?

Yeah, I'll get them all. I'll remember that. I'll get them all. Give them the GF. What is it? E. Give them the GF. Don't tell her the wrong one.

Anyway, sorry. Next one, Babs. Sorry, Babs, continue. Keep us on track. Anyway, sorry. Next one, Babs. Sorry, Babs, continue. Keep us on track. I'm charging. Babs doesn't want to do this just as much as we do. Go on, Babs. D-F-K.

Ooh. D-F-K. What could the K stand for? Knee? Yeah, yeah. King? King? Kong?

Keen? Keen. Don't. Queef is a Q. It could work, though. Maybe they spelt it wrong. What is it? What's the K stand for?

Kissing. D-F. Don't. Don't. Do. Don't kiss me. Don't. What is it?

Deep French kissing. Oh, deep. Okay. Okay. Are they using these co-words to the people, the people who are employing them going, I have no idea what you're saying? Yeah, you're right.

Or is it shorthand? You know, when you do, like me as a celebrant, we do a phone call before we sign on the dotted line. Yeah, good tie-in. But I take notes. Yeah, you do. But sometimes you need to write in shorthand You know

Instead of writing out Like a court stenographer I'd be so bad at shorthand I'd forget what they all mean I would forget my acronyms as well So horrible Maybe it's for their admin Okay

Give us some juicy ones Babs Give us two more juicy ones Yeah you got two on the clock Oh okay Because we've got to go play Alpha Bucks A levels Oh A levels

A levels Has that got something to do with like your exam Is that Oh I don't know if I can say it Then we've got to go play Alpha Bucks. A-levels. Ooh. A-levels? A-levels. Has that got something to do with, like, your exam? Is that... Oh, I don't know if I can say it. Oh, is it your butt? You can allude. Yeah, is it... Yeah.

Is it butt stuff? It does have something to do with your butt. Ooh. Ooh. Good job, Ducco. Thank you so much. Are you... Yeah, go on.

I said one point in the right. I said one point in the right. It's that. It's that. It's that. So it's A-level. I see, I see. Okay, all right. A-levels.

Good job, one to Ducco. Yeah. You're winning the quiz. I want to be winning. I'll message your wife. Ducco's really good at the quiz. Yep. She replies A-levels, yeah.

I'm joking. That's a joke. Come on. Stop it. Don't lead me down the path. Last one. Okay. P-S-E. Come on. Stop it. Don't lead me down the path. Last one. Okay. P-S-E.

P-S-E. Please send. Eric. P-S-E. I've heard good things about Eric. Eric's the one. Is the P please? Pleasure.

Pleasure. No. Not pleasure. What does the P stand for? Oh. Like a, is it like a, I don't know what the S and the E are, but is it like I want to do what they do in the peons? Kind of, yeah.

He's gone in the zone. Have you read this already? Sorry, how do you? What does it stand for? Porn star experience. Oh. There you go. You can chalk that up to a window.

I'm good. Are we due to buy Alphabucks though, guys? We do. We have $10,000 to give away. Light and shade, Babs. Thanks for that. Yeah, I want to go home. $1060, cool.

Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabucks on it. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We'll come back, of course, if there is time. They're the rules. We're playing for $10,000.

Our player today is Shane. Good morning, Shane-o. Morning, guys. Shane, what are we doing with $10,000? I know it's going on holiday. It'll take some time off work. I love that for you. Already take some time off work. Yep. Very good.

Let's get out of here. Shane works hard. Deserves a break. Yep. The letter you are going to work with today, my friend, is P. P for Paris. Maybe you'd like to go there for your holiday. Might be all right. Might be all right.

Okay. You ready to rock? Shane's all business. He is business. He's all business. Do you normally go pretty well at this game, Shane, when you're playing along? Yeah, not too bad.

Okay. 50-50. 50-50. Well, I hope today one of the good 50 days. Yeah. Your time will start after the first question, Shane. Let's do it. Starting with the letter P, we need you to name a herb.

Pass. A zoo animal. Pony. A kid's TV show. Pass. A fashion brand. Pass. A fashion brand. Pass. A car part.

I'm a broad. Pass. A celebrity. My God. Fruit? Shino, you were close. I had a blind blink. You were close to a nudie run there. Well, Ducker. Are you going to question it?

I'm questioning it. Did you paint pony? A zoo animal, pony. Zoo? You'd see a pony. In a zoo? Well, I mean, I have not. Maybe in a farm.

Petting zoo? Petting zoo. Yeah. Oh, Shane, you are so lucky. I feel like you've got to pay. Otherwise, Shane was getting his kid off and running around. It was our first knee run for the year. A petting zoo.

My apologies. Of course. Yeah, yeah. I feel like it's a grey area, but wheel out. A herb could have been parsley. Kids TV show, Peppa Pig. A fashion brand, Prada. A car park could have been the petrol tank or my favourite, the piston.

Big piston guy. Huge piston guy. The size of the pistons in your Ford Ranger. Massive pistons. Must be massive. People see me drive past and go, look at that piston and that car. Celebrity could have been pink. A fruit, pineapple.

So, you know, there's a few there, but you didn't go away empty-handed. $100 a spit at Minx, eroticboutiqueminx.com.au. That is all yours, Shane. Thank you so much. Thank you, Shane. Thanks for getting involved in the show. Thank you. Thank you. I guess today was one of those not 50% good days. It was one of those bad days. It was.

It happens, though. It happens. Hey! The pressure builds. You know, people come on with JD and they, you know, it all goes out the window. You just wanted to see him do a nudie run early. I really did. Jess and Daco. I had an incident the other day.

I have never regretted the name I chose for our first baby. Gianni the Rhodesian Ridgeback. Gianni. Haven't you? No. That is my favourite Italian boy's name with the proper pronunciation Gianni. Gianni. But I appreciate we live in, you know, New South Wales, so let's just.

Gianni. Gianni. Gianni. I even like how that sounds, Gianni. It seems lyrical. It seems nice to me. Yeah. And naming any creature, whether it be a pet or a kid, it feels like a big responsibility, right?

Like they're going to be known as that forever. Never regretted choosing that name for our boy Up until the other day We went to the dog park As a family It was Lucia's, the real baby's first time at a dog park Oh really? Yeah it was actually quite nice She was waddling around?

She was waddling Because they can be scary places Exactly That's why I've never taken her there on my own I'm like okay Angus is there We'll be okay And we were sort of tucked in a bit of a corner We weren't in amongst

There weren't too many dogs. Because dogs can just bowl you over there. Absolutely. And if those dogs have kids at home as well, the way they are with their children, that's the way they'll be with all children. So you have to be very conscientious. But funnily enough, there were some other kids that happened to be there this morning. So it was actually quite a nice family-friendly feel.

Okay. One little girl, very confident little girl, has come running over when she saw us arrive. I thought, oh, she wants to play with Lucia. It's like playground time. But she's come bounding over because she also had a big dog, so she saw our big dog. And she said, big dog, big dog.

She would have been, I don't know, four or five. I don't know how old kids are. Just yours. Exactly. But she said, what's his name? don't know how old kids are. Just yours. Exactly. But she said, what's his name? What's his name? Pointing at Gianni. And did you say Gianni?

No. Gianni. Hello, little Gianni. I read the room. When my ethnic cousins come to visit, I say it's Gianni. But when a four-year-old little girl says it, I say, his name's Gianni. Okay. And she said, Gianni, Gianni, Gianni, and spent the rest of the half hour we were at the park.

Yeah, that's a tough name for a kid to say. Running around yelling out for Gianni. And then at one point, Gianni ran off to play with the dog. So she came over to me being like, where's your Gianni? Where's your Gianni? Gianna. And I just. Did her parents notice and go, what is my child saying? Her parents were talking and there were some other kids.

Where's your Johnny? They were just like, oh, she's fine. She's with other adults who have a kid. She's fine. Where's your Johnny? Did you try and correct it? No, no, no, no. Gianna.

Yeah, I didn't know. How do I try to get down on her level? I went, sweetheart, Gianna. Johnny, Johnny. I went, it's not a name Gianni, Gianni. I went, that's not a name we should be yelling out. That would have really irked you too. Like at the dog park,

I could just see you getting super. I'm very proud of you, Deputy City. Hey, in our household, I know, I'm not sure how you and Angus will decide doing the bad jobs.

Oh, that's just me going, yours. Bye. Chugging up. I'm out of here. We scissors, paper, rock for everything. Okay.

We're an odds evens household. Yes, you throw up fingers and obviously I'm evens. Confuses me too much. I'm too bad at maths. Scissors, paper, rock's basic. It's good enough for me. So the problem is Morgan is unbeatable at scissors, paper, rock. Unbeatable. There's only a 33.3% chance of winning that game because itable at Scissors, Paper, Rock. Unbeatable.

There's only a 33.3% chance of winning that game because it's even at Scissors, Paper, Rock. Quick math. Right? That's Scissors, Paper, Rock. But I don't think I've beat her now for at least the last 10 rounds. You are. Yes. You strike me.

Here we go. She's known you a lot longer than I have. Keep this soft. But you. Yeah. You would have it in your head. Are you a rock guy? I have. Keep this soft. But you, you would have it in your head. Are you a rock guy? I don't do the same every time.

So what I was going to say is I see you just getting on your tracks. I'm a rock guy. And I'm doing rock every time. Because rock will be rock. And she knows that and would paper you every single time. Fair assumption. I'm the kind of guy who will overthink it till the houses come home. Like, I'll be like, she thinks I'm going to go rocks, I'm going to go scissors.

But then maybe she'll think scissors. Do a paper. Do a paper. Then I'll say, ah! And I don't even know what I do. Who's throwing up paper first? No one throws up. I know.

So anyway, I've read this article. For those who play scissors, paper, rock at home or, you know, maybe in the schoolyard and want to win, this is too increasing. Yeah, there's two scenarios. At home, when you don't want to empty the dishwasher. There will be people out there going, yeah, I want to know how to increase my odds from 33.3 to 40% winning. Hey, I'll take it.

I haven't tested this with my wife yet. May the odds be ever in your favour. All right, practice it out on me. Okay. What's the hack? Do you want me to tell you the hack? No, no. Yeah, let's play.

I still don't know if this is going to work. Because if you know the hack, do the trick on me. I'm going to, but anyway. So when we play, it goes scissors, paper, rock, and then we throw it, we do. Okay, so you say that to pace it out. Yes. Okay.

Ready? Scissors, paper, rock. Scissors, paper, rock. Scissors, paper, rock. Ah, you beat me. But, but, okay. Okay. So for what happened there, we both threw scissors. Round two, I threw rock.

Yeah, yeah. You kept scissors. Okay. I'll get shy guy. Ready? Shy guy. Yeah, yeah. Scissors, paper, rock. Ducko rock. Bang. Shy guy scissors. Here's kept scissors. Okay, I'll get Shy Guy. Ready, Shy Guy? Scissors, paper, rock.

Ducko, rock, and Shy Guy, scissors. Here's the hack, okay? So I was really Morgan then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're so good. This game creator. Sorry, just keep going. Play Babs, because maybe you just lose against women. Go.

Scissors, paper, rock. Both rock. Scissors, paper, rock. Both rock. Scissors, paper, rock. Ah, she beat me. No, no, no. I can't beat women. Anyway, if you want to increase your odds to 40%, here's how. Okay. I knew this was a risk before I did it.

Of course. But the beauty of live radio. So this game creator, right, he's an online game creator. He's basically come out and said, this is what you should do. When players say things out loud. So this is in America. So they say rock, paper, scissors instead of scissors, paper, rock. That's a contentious thing, whatever.

Still doesn't matter. As long as rock and scissors are first and last. When players say things out loud, they're predisposed in their own brain to reveal their next move, which is usually the very first or the very last thing they hear or say. Isn't that hard? There's only three things. There's only three. But he said no one ever goes paper.

First. No one ever goes paper first. Okay. So usually people are going rock or scissors first because they're the first and last. And what did we all just do then? We did that. First one was rock or scissors.

All three of us or four of us did that. But the issue with you for our round, you stayed on scissors. Yeah. Well, then I didn't know if you were going to jump to paper because we discussed paper. Because you just rock. See, I overthink everything. Yeah, yeah, then I didn't know if you were going to jump to paper because we discussed paper. Because you just rock. See, I overthink everything. Yeah, yeah.

So I was like, oh, she's going to go. I'm inside her head. I've got her. So anyway, if it doesn't work the first time, I can't help you there. Okay? This is a one round only act. This is a one round only. But basically he said that you should never start with paper.

You should mainly start with rock because you'll either tie with your opponent or you'll beat them if they choose scissors. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So rock is usually the safest bet. And if you both start with rock like we did, I don't know what to do there. I don't know how to help you. Tune in tomorrow to find out. Jess and Ducko.

Year of the song. It's year of the song. Yes, it is. Back for 2025. And we'd love you to play along at home. Get involved on the text line 0488881069. The year of the song. Yes, it is. It's back for 2025, and we'd love you to play along at home. Get involved on the text line 0488881069. Shy Guy is going to give us a bunch of songs.

We're going to tell him the year they were released, but he's got a fun theme for us. Round one, 2025. The theme is artists releasing an album in 2025. Ooh. First song, The Weeknd. The Weeknd? Off the back of his tour. Later this month, actually.

I can't feel my face, this song. When was this out? This is... This wasn't his first biggie, was it? I can't remember the origins of The Weeknd. This was before Starboy. Definitely before. Before Starboy. Same album, though. Before that one that went viral during COVID. Oh, yeah.

Was that? No. That was Blinding by the Light. Oh. You know how it is. I don't know. There was a dance one. I can't feel my face.

I think this is going to be earlier than we think it is. I've got no concept of The Weeknd. Apparently, his concept was unbelievable. Yeah, he's a good performer. Yeah, is he? He's a good performer. I do like the weekend. Honestly. I'm in. I'm in.

Jess is in 2010. Ducko's in 2016. The correct answer is 2015. So close. Just overdone. Damn it. Lady Gaga. Is the Gags got an album?

There's no dates, but a lot of rumors. Is the Gags got an album? It's not. There's no date, but a lot of rumours are this year there will be an album. Having said that, I don't like that disease song, the new one she's released. No, with Bruno. I like, no, that was Die With A Smell. You know that disease? Oh, yeah. I think we played it three times last year.

Yeah, that's right. I want vintage Gags, like this. Yeah. This is great. Edge of Glory. Jeez, I don't know when this. You know what? I'm going back and doing the same guess I just did. You're in 2010 again?

I reckon... You're double loading? I'm going 2010. Oh, man. I don't know. I reckon I was just out of high school. Okay. Feels like an anthem.

All right. Duckers in 2012. Jess in 2010. The correct answer is 2011, which means Jess gets the point. She gets the point. Oh, good guess. That's a great song. Franz Ferdinand. Stop song. Franz Ferdinand.

Stop it. Franz Ferdinand's releasing an album later this month. Where has Franz Ferdinand been? He's been working on the album for a decade. Babs are like him and Franz. Babs has batted this up a couple of times for... What's this song called again? Take Me Out.

Yeah, it's a good song. Pride and Forgotten Bad. Yeah. This is a good song. Came close to winning, I think. Yeah, it's a good song, Franz Ferdinand. Franz Ferdinand had some tracks. Okay, where was I on this?

It's funny to call your band Franz Ferdinand. I'm pretty sure Franz Ferdinand, The Assassination, is what kicked off World War I, possibly World War II. Look at these facts come out of me. History facts. Really? Yeah, Archduke Franz Ferdinand. Of course.

I have not spoken about Archduke Franz Ferdinand in a hot minute. Since year 11 history, bro. I've got no idea. I think this is earlier than I think it is. Yeah, I think so too. All right. Is that a seven? Yeah, it's a seven.

And that's a six. Thank you. I can tell it's a six. I just couldn't tell it's a seven. The correct answer is 2004. Oh! Jeez, that's much earlier than I expected. You're telling me he hasn't released an album since then?

He's been riding the coattails. This is decades worth of work. Wow. Tate McCrae. Oh, I love Tate. How old is she now? Is she 21, 22? We've been following her, Chris, since she was 17.

I don't think I've ever heard this song. This is one of her first hits. Oh, that's good. At least on the radio, anyway. What's it called? It's called You Broke Me First. Oh, we did play this. We did play this.

I'm backing out of this before. Jeez, this would have to be. Oh, my God. I've never heard this in my life. What was the very first one that we really pumped? I think it was this. Nah. Was it like a remix?

Yeah. I don't know. I've got no idea what this is. Unfortunately, this could be any song that's been released in the last decade. Truly. I'm going to say. From any artist? I'm going to say... Oh, I've got no idea.

Okay. This was our first entry into the billboards. Okay. This is our first hit. I've got no idea. All right, just as in 2019, Ducko in at 2020. The correct answer is 2020. Hey!

He loves his girl, Tate. I do love Tate. Thanks, Tatey. Little Nile Zach. Where has Tatey. Little Nas X. Where has he been? Working on the album. This is a bomb. We don't have a month, but we think May or June.

Everyone remembers Old Town Road. Yeah, well, that was one of the most watched and streamed songs, I think. Absolutely. And had the highest rate on YouTube as well. I think Old Town Road eclipsed Mariah Carey. Yes. And everyone blew up because it's like the Queen. Yeah, yeah, the queen has fallen.

What's this one again, Trevor? This is Monteiro, Call Me By Your Name. Of course. We didn't do Old Town Road because we had that in another song. Of course. And people would want to repeat. Absolutely. Okay to repeat artists, it's not songs.

Okay, good on. Good rules, mate. Good integrity for the game. What year do you think this song came out in, though? We played it a lot. Oh, man. This doesn't feel that long ago. It doesn't, but I feel like it'll surprise you.

Because Old Town Road must have been 2018-ish or 17. But I thought it was a big COVID song. This song? No, no. Old Town Road. Oh, man, I don't know. It's all a blur, isn't it? All right.

I really do look at things pre-COVID and post-COVID. So do I. It's B, C, and A, C. It is. I'm going to go, geez, maybe this was pre-COVID then. Jess is in. I've gone in the middle of COVID. Oh, no.

Oh, man, I don't know. I'm going to go. Okay, I'm going to take a stab here. All right, quick score check while you write that down. You're both on one apiece. Duckos, 2019. Jess, 2021.

The correct answer is 2021. Oh! On the nose! One point to Jess. I love me boy, little Nas. Alicia Cara. Oh. This is the first hit. Oh, this the nose. One point to Jess. I love me boy, little Nas. Alicia Cara. Oh. This is their first hit.

Oh, this is a great song. I used to cry to go to bed at night listening to this. Yep. With my nightlight. My mum would come in. Are you all right? I don't know why I was living at home in my 30s, but I was. You okay, honey?

I'm okay. Those stars, they're just so beautiful. Was this with Zed? No. What's his name? This is Scarce, you're beautiful. Her honor, I know DJ. Oh, geez, man.

This, once again, this could be... I've got no idea. This could be Tate McRae. Was it Zed? Maren Morris. You got Maren Morris. Is it an Alessia Cara? Alessia Cara, yeah, yeah. Thank you. Well, this isn't that one. Okay. So get that out of here.ry, Marry. Marry Morris. You have Marry Morris. Is it an Alessia Cara? Alessia Cara, yeah, yeah.

Thank you. Well, this isn't that one. Okay. So get that out of here. Okay, move on. This is one I cried myself to sleep to. You're thinking of Stay. Ah.

And what's this one called? Scars to Your Beautiful for the second time. Anyway, Alessia's releasing a new album next month. Scars. Scars to Your Beautiful. It's hard to name songs, isn't it? Scars to Your Beautiful. How does that mean?

Ask Alicia. I don't know. Song titles, you know what I mean? Jess is in. Scars to Your... What are you on, 2017? Yeah, I've got no idea. I don't know.

Sorry, I'm really hung up on Scars to Your Beautiful. I'm fairly certain, though. What the hell does that mean? All right, all right. Darko's in 2019, Jess 2017. The correct answer is 2015. No points. Is that... I mean... Star goes in 2019, Jess 2017. The correct answer is 2015. No points.

I mean, that is much earlier than I thought it was. Miley. New album from Miley. New album from Miley. We don't know the day, but we know it'll be this year. Hell yeah. Keep it locked on hit to play it. This is a song. We'll do track to track.

This is see you again. When did this come out? Oh, man. This is See You Again. When did this come out? Oh, man. This is, I think, once again. Whoa, whoa, aye. This was after Wrecking Ball. I was going to say it's post-Hannah Mondale. Was it after Wrecking Ball?

I did. Oh, you don't reckon? Oh, hang on. Oh, he's throwing me. Was it before or after she ground up on Robin Thicke at the Grammys. Oh, yeah. This would be about that time, I reckon. I'll tell you, I don't remember when that was.

It's okay. It was before. It was before. Could chuck a blanket over 2017 to 2022. Well. Okay, all right. No, I got it. I'm going to get this one right on the nose, Jess.

Unfortunately for you, I'm going to tie the game. I don't think you will. Oh! Okay. Okay. So I'll go in 2017. You can't write this stuff. I'll go game. I don't think you will. Oh! Okay. Okay. Ducco's in in 2017. Jess is in in 2016. What was it?

2007. Jess wins. Good victory. 2007. You were so off. So far. So far, promise. Jess and Ducco.

Jess and Ducco. So, we kicked off the year this year in true Pam fashion. Yes, Pam, your beautiful rescue hound who rules the roost. She rules the house. She is in for a shock when this baby comes in April. Isn't her world about to change? I tell her every day, I say, sweetie, a couple of months and you're going to be flipped upside down. Every photo I'm now seeing that you share of Morgan, your pregnant wife, and the dog,

you can see the sourpuss look. She knows. She does know. She's about to be usurped. She knew from an early age, sorry, from the early stages that Morgan was pregnant, and you could tell she was, you know. And now she's getting a little bit, she's more clingy,

and people are messaging like, you're going to have to do something when the baby comes, we're going to have to really ease her into it, which we absolutely will. Of course, of course. But she's in for a rude awakening. You know Pam loves to have to do something when the baby comes. We're going to have to really ease her into it, which we absolutely will. Of course, of course. But she's in for a rude awakening. You know Pam loves to have a medical issue from time to time. Everyone goes, get a rescue.

They're so good because they never get sick or hurt because they're a mixed breed. Not Pam. Pam's a rescue that is, I'm glad I've got pet insurance. Let's just say that much. The resume, the medical resume of this dog rivals the best of them. And the vet loves her because she's a cash cow. But we go to our vet and they're like, oh, Penny's back.

She looks so cute and friendly and big and she's so soft. It's so funny because now I feel like I'm not sure what you're about to say, but it's obviously another realness. She's manifesting it. She's like, how can I get their attention back on me? I'm going to have another issue. Genuinely.

Yeah. Please don't tell me another downstairs issue. Correct. Are you joking? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you know she's got, how much of this can I say at this time? Careful. She's got an inverted vulva.

That's, what were you going to say otherwise? Well, I just, well, that's what she has. That's the technical, anatomical. And the vet said, which means she gets lots of UTIs and it leads to vaginitis. Okay. That's what she gets as a dog. And I'm learning all about this as a dog dad. That is great.

How can I say? And also for anyone, obviously not in the room, the hand motion that accompanied the word inverted. Because for some reason, right, my wife is a nurse. She looks, I mean, she's a cardiac theatre nurse and whatever, but she's not dealing with inversions. No, she's not dealing with inverted vulvas or that stuff. I'm not sure what the speciality is. Oh, I know, of course.

She finds it disgusting, anything to do with Pam's lady or poo or whatever, and it falls, for some reason, it falls upon me to... Oh, that's a ducco job. Yeah, and I don't find it as gross when I have to collect her samples. Isn't that funny? So she can deal with the blood and guts of a human. Someone can get cut open and their intestines are on the table, doesn't care, I'd be passed out screaming.

But if it's anything to do with poo or wee, she just can't handle it. That is fascinating. Obviously, that's about to change in a few months, too, for her. Great point. Great point. So anyway, Pam has this thing where it's inverted, and the vet has said to us, you can get an operation to get it non-inverted, which will lead to- A vaginoplasty.

Correct. But it's a big operation, and it's expensive, and it'll lead to her getting less UTIs. She hadn't had a UTI in about a year and a half. And we're like, we're good. Lots of cranberry juice. Is that what people have for it? I don't get it. Touch brick and wood. I've never had one, thank God.

But I think one of my friends likes it. Hurts to wee, right? Yeah, bad. And so when we know she's got one, she's had six. The dog is three. I know. No, no, she's five. She's five in a couple of weeks.

Pardon moi. She's five in a couple of weeks. God, I know. When, no. She's five. She's five in a couple of weeks. Pardon moi? She's five in a couple of weeks. God. No, I said to my wife. When did that time go? I said I didn't think she'd live this long. I will not lie to anyone. Well, the number of issues she's had.

She went blind at a stage. Yes. Anyway, the vet said. Five. Yeah. So she had this. She had this. And we can tell because she tries to go to the toilet and she can't.

And then she keeps trying. And then she starts. It's obviously hurting her. So she starts yapping. And I was away filming for the weather. So I was not in town. Morgan was home alone, had to get to work the next day. And Pam is apparently howling.

Oh, she's in agony. Howling. And Morgan's like, oh, and just messaging me. I think I need to do something. There's not a lot you can do unless give her this antibiotic. And the vet was closed. This was like 1 a.m. So Morgan had to take her to the emergency 24-hour vet.

And they look at her and they've got real dogs with real problems. And they're sweetie with her inverted vulva. And so they couldn't give her anything until the next day. So Morgan was up all night, couldn't go to work. It was a real taste of parenthood if I was not going to be there. Yeah, yeah. Pam's just getting us sort of ready. Had to take her to the vet.

She had to get her, like the vet's like, okay, she's had sort of, you know, five or six of these now. It's getting to the point where you could get surgery. And we're like, absolutely not. We're going to keep, had the antibiotics. But you have to do this thing, post-antibiotics, where you've got to collect a couple of days' worth of her urine. So it can be tested.

So it can be tested. And sometimes with the urine comes other stuff. Oh, once one hole's open. No, I don't mean that. I mean, like, I don't want to say the D word. Oh, yeah, don't say the D word. Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah.

I just thought, you know, sometimes you sit on the toilet and all happens. Yeah, yeah. That's you and your pasta. That's it. Not all the gates open for you. Never mind. It's just like a giant switch. It's a trap door. Holy hell.. Never mind. It's just like a giant switch. It's a trap door.

Holy hell. I'm sitting. It's fine. Since you've had a child, I won't judge. I didn't keep up with Babs, though. What's wrong with Babs? She's just hating every second of this chat. Babs is behind me. I can never see Babs.

I need a rearview mirror so I can see Babs. Back to Pam and the D. Morgan said we need to collect it. She's like, oh, I can't do it. And I was like, how? Are you a nurse? I have no qualms with standing with – so Pam squats, right? Because she goes in and she's a lady and she squats.

And I'm going to get behind her with the thing and swoop in and grab it. Morgan's like, your vessel. They give you a little cut. Oh, like the specimen jar like they gave humans. And I'm really good at it. Morgan's like, you're really good at collecting her pee. Do you wear protective? No, I just freehand it.

I don't know why I don't find it. Because I think she's my baby. I'm like, I will collect your sample, sweetheart. Yes, yes. And then I look and I'm like, Morgan, look at the color of that thing. That's not healthy. No, that can't be right. Anyway, we started the year off like that.

She's on the mend, though. Finished the bout of antibiotics. Yeah, got it tested. All is well. Vulva's still inverted though. How do you stack your Weet-Bix? That's right. How do you stack your Weet-Bix? Such a seemingly innocuous question. I didn't realise there were methods to the madness. So there's either vertical, which is how I personally stack them, which is on their side, or there's flat. People just lying them flat

in the bowl. And I thought everyone did it vertical because it's better for milk consumption. It's easier. But how many are you doing? I usually do four or five. Okay. So when we're thinking about a bowl, like the circumference, whatever, you're piling. So I like, I go vertical. So I've got a bowl with eight bigs here, so I normally go vertical, whereas people are

putting them flat if there's a deeper bowl. Yes. Putting them on top of each other. Exactly. My husband is a crusher. So I wanted to prepare his breakfast the other day, and I'm not a wheat mixer. I don't like cereal, you know, I don't like milk. But I was like, I'm making myself toast, what do you want

for breakfast? He's like, that's alright, I'll do my wheat mix. We've been together six years? Yeah. I don't know. Whatever. Yeah, thereabouts. Since 2019. I've never provided him breakfast like this before. And he was like, I'm going to have to talk you through it. Crush them up.

He likes to crush. And then they're all soggy though. Yes. Pour the milk. He likes a sog. And then a nice generous dollop of honey. So he's a crusher. But vertical or flat has absolutely divided the internet.

And then how people have them. Yeah, exactly. Vertical or flat. I thought everyone internet. And then how people have them. Yeah, exactly. Vertical or flat. I thought everyone just did vertical. Because if you stack them like a tower, surely your bottom one is becoming so soggy. The bottom of the tower is going to fall apart. And the top one would be dry AF. Exactly.

That's what I think as well. That does feel like a weird message. People saying online, I didn't even know vertical was a thing. Then they're saying you can't fit enough laying them flat. It's also soggy. Weet-Bix are the worst. Other people are saying, I used to use the kettle to make them soggy from the get-go, then put sugar on them.

Oh my God. So what, they would boil the kettle, pour boiling water. Boil the kettle. It would make them soggy, then they just punch it with sugar. Do you microwave your wheat bakes? Do you like them warm? No. Oh, is that just when you do oats?

Oh, yeah. Is it just people who want almost like a porridge consistency? Maybe. They get the kettle involved. Maybe. People are weird. 13, 10, 60, how do you have them? And also vertical or flat?

Vertical or flat? I just thought it was vertical. I thought that's what everyone did. What has the Weet-Bix ad got? Let's look into that. Oh, hang on. Spokesperson Brett Lee. Brett Lee?

Who used to do like 22 or something. Yeah, Brett Lee. That's all I know about. We'll check that out. Check that out. 13, 10, 60, get involved. That Kool & Faye prize is up for grabs. How do you have your Weet-Bix?

Is it vertical? Is it flat? I reckon we decide right here. I think so. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Debate has raged online. It was a Reddit thread. It's gone viral. Now we're talking about it here on 131060. How do you stack your Weet-Bix?

I'm right. People are saying you've got to go vertical or you've got to go horizontal. We're either laying them out. Yep, vertical or flat. Or we're making a tower. Yes. Shy Guy's just left the studio, I assume, to try and call Brett Lee, former Australian cricketer who was the face of Wheatbeaks from my youth.

A long time he was the face of Wheatbeaks. A long time he was the face of Wheatbeaks. Because he'd had like 20 or something. Absolutely. Now, in all the ads that Brett Lee was a part of, he's making like a little Jenga-looking pyramid. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is what people are saying.

And that's flat, whereas I go vertical. I normally have four to five, but I suppose if you're having 20. So they're on the thin edge for you. Yes. Like a piano accordion. Good friend of the show, Adam Elliott. I think he has 10. Say, what bowl?

You can't do vertical when you're doing 10. No. You've got to stack. You've got to stack, I suppose. There'd be a bit of vertical, a bit of stacking. Unless you're working with a plate, which then creates the issue of the milk. The lack of milk. And spillage.

I don't know how you do that. We go to Jazz on 131060. How are you having your Weet-Bix, Jazz? Top tier. Flat. Period. Okay. Flat, okay.

And how many are you having in the bowl? Two to three. Depends on the vibe. Depends on what's happening. But there's a specific process. It's a light dusting of sugar and just enough milk so that your wheat bix are moist, but not enough that they're soggy. Okay.

Oh, that is a fine line. That is a fine line. You can't have anyone else preparing your wheat bix then. And two to three is, like, you could easily do that vertical, but you obviously like them. Does your bottom one get really soggy, though? No, but I want to know how do you get the milk through to your vertical ones? Well, then you do sort of crunch them in half a little bit.

You do sort of crunch them in half. Weet-Bix soup jazz. Yeah, I know what you're saying. I don't mind a bit of the crunch in the Weet-Bix, though. Oh, okay. It's almost like a crouton. Kim, good morning to you. Good morning.

Kim, are you a vertical or a horizontal stacker of Weet-Bix? Controversial. I'm a little bit of both. Oh, hello. Okay. I mean, pick a lane, Kim. Pick a lane. How do you do it?

Well, so they go into the bowl on their side, but I go three. So the one in the middle stays wedged up on its side. The two on the side open up. Open up. Like a beautiful flower. Exactly. Like a wheatbeak flower. A wheatbeak flower.

That actually makes a lot of sense. Yes. It dries out. That does make a lot of sense. Okay, because, you know, in your regard, Duggo, you like a little bit of crunch. That one that is staying upright. It's going to have that crunch in there.

She'll stay nice and firm. Obviously dousing it in honey. Obviously, with a light dusting of sugar, perhaps. Quinn, good friend of the show. Hi, Quinn. Hi. Happy New Year to you. How are you doing your wee pics?

I do six or seven verticals. Damn, six or seven. Now, Quinn, you're fitting all of them in the bowl, obviously. They're not stacking on top of each other. Yeah, I'm fitting all of them in the bowl. You must have nice wide bowls, Quinn. You need a bowl of bowls key. How much milk are we having? Are you just drenching them in milk or is it just half full? Just like up to the top of the Weet-Bix Oh, that's quite a bit of milk Yeah, that's a Weet-Bix smoothie

Quinn's growing, you know He's a big boy, he needs it Needs all the calcium, needs the good stuff Okay Brianna, good morning Good morning Babe, how are you doing your Weet-Bix? Definitely flat

But our bowls are round And our Weet-Bix are rectangular, so you can only have two or three flat in the bottom, and then you've got to break a couple up to fit around the circle. Oh, so you're like laying them out. Yeah. But I want another one, so I'll crumble them all. People are playing Jenga with their WeeBix.

They really are. That's interesting. I would have thought if the bowls were round like that, you could fit at least three or four sideways, vertical. What I'm hearing is do we need to invent rectangular bowls just for our Weet-Bix? Weet-Bix bowls. Weet-Bix bowls. Is that weird?

Feels weird. No, square Weet-Bix bowls or rectangular bowls. I'm sure the iPhone felt weird when Steve Jobs invented it. I mean, someone's got to be the first. Someone's got to do it, yes. I'll finish it off with Giorno here. I think what we're learning is we're pretty divided. Yeah, absolutely.

I understand why this thing had a thousand comments on the internet. But everyone thinks their way is right. Gio, what's your way? Vertical or flat? Usually I have them vertical, about four to six on their sides. Usually just put a bit of milk in, let it soak up a little bit, a bit of raw sugar. And then I put some bread in the toast, cook it up, butter it,

and eat it as weepish on toast. Okay. Hang on. What? I've never heard of that. What? So that process happens in the bowl, but purely so you can pop it on your bread

like other people would do, bake beans or scrambled eggs. Yeah, so they cook the toast, obviously butter it up and then a spoonful of wheat bix, put it on the toast and bite it, eat it up, eat wheat bix on toast.

That is thick. That is... That'd be a hard chew. Yeah, and just the... No, it's actually not that bad. The texture's not that bad. Do you have to, like, strain the Wheat Bix before you put it on the toast, or you've just got to eat it fast so the milk doesn't compromise your toast?

Yeah, you just put enough milk in just so it soaks up. Just a little bit. And it's not too runny, it's not too thick. It's just the perfect consistency. Put a bit of Wheat Bix on there and just eat it. Carb on carb. And I love Giorno specified raw sugar. Don't you be giving me that white processed crap.

Nah, not the white sugar. Not a chance of getting that. Not a chance. Wheat mix on toast is what I've heard of the honey, the sugar, the vertical, the flat, but I've never heard of wheat mix on toast. I want to keep going with it. If you've got more, 04888109. Can we find the most unique recipe? Can you beat Giorno the strangest way?

The strangest way. That's a good one. Text the text line. Text the text line. 0-4-double-8-double-8-1-0-6-9. How are you doing your Weet-Bix? Have you got a... Are you so weird with breakfast foods?

Come on, with that. It's got to be... Remember my family, we grew up with Activite and honey on the Weet-Bix. And what's activite again? Activite's like... Is that poor man's Vegemite? Yeah, the Beausjean's Vegemite. No, no, no, the Beausjean's Milo.

Activite looks like little rabbit poos, like little rabbit pellets. Oh, pellets! It's just chocolate, really. It's just chocolate. It's a poor man's Nesquik. Hey, text us, 048888106, and we'll discuss it next, and your chance for alpha bucks is coming on after this. Jess and Ducko.

We were discussing, how do you have your Weet-Bix? And mainly we were asking, are you a vertical or a horizontal? Because a debate is raging online. But Gioro called up and said, I'm running my own race here. I make it in a bowl. He's got a milk thing, a sugar thing. Drains it kind of or lets it absorb. Then I put it on toast.

Weet-Bix on toast, which is. I've heard of butter on lets it absorb? Then I put it on toast. Wheat Bix on toast, which is... I've heard of butter on toast, Darko. I've heard of jam. He must have the most defined jaw. That's a lot of chewing. You're absolutely right. So much chewing. And we asked, are you doing a unique thang with your Wheat Bix?

0488881069. Text the text line anytime. Kate has said, I have two to three WheatBix with boiling water to soften them up, sprinkle them with raw sugar, and then I put a dash of cold milk to cool them down. So you start them hot and then you make them cold again. So I guess you loosen them up, then you chill them out. Then you chill them out. I like this one as well from Rachel.

She said, my son's father, five vertical, he pours hot water over them to make them soggy, then adds milk, sugar, and honey, he pours hot water over them to make them soggy, then adds milk, sugar, and honey, stirs it all up. She goes, it was a deal breaker, so we got a divorce. Jokes, obs. Maddie said, my son eats Weet-Bix dry with a smear of Vegemite or peanut butter. Like a crusket. Oh, that's too much.

That's torturous. I'm pretty sure that's a challenge when I'm a celebrity. That's not pleasurable. People say you should eat them dry with cottage cheese and jam as a snack. Cottage cheese? Yeah, that's disgusting. Yeah. I suppose it would taste nice as a savoury.

Chewy's saying here he'll pour milk halfway up the wheatbick, let it soak a little, and then flip them all 180 degrees. No. I know you're meant to shake potatoes in the oven to make sure they cook evenly. I've not heard of it with wheat. People are really artsy. They are. Demi said you'll get three in a bowl with hot water and then condensed milk.

Yeah. So you'd have condensed milk. Condensed milk and a splash of milk, she says. So you're having normal milk, full cream milk, and then you're adding condensed milk, which is like a dessert. That feels sweet. And then it's, that's like a syrupy. That's how we, I love these ones.

That's how we grew up eating it. So that's how my kids eat them. Like, where do we get this stuff from? It's passed down from generation to generation. From parents to parents to you. That's right. Hey, we're not judging. Eat your Weet-Bix however you want to eat your Weet-Bix.

Hey man, it doesn't stop me from eating them how I want to eat them. You know, a shy guy just brought cereal out. He said, I'm going to be a cereal guy this year because we know normally he has toast, I believe. That's right. He brings in a peanut butter toast and stinks out the studio. We have about 17 options of cereal here. The one option we don't have, Special K, he is bringing that himself.

Isn't that on brand for Shy Guy? Oh, my God. But I must say, I do like a Special K. Thank you, Jess. And I bought strawberries from home too. Oh, look at you go. Hello, you fancy cat. Someone got a pay rise for 2025.

Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabucks on hit. You have 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We come back to you, of course, if there is time.

They're the rules. You're playing for $10,000. We've had some very average players the last couple of days. Hopefully the tides are turning. Everyone is just waking up. Yes. You know, we've only come back this week. We're firing up.

We didn't practice over the holidays. I mean, you and I professionally developed. Yeah, not everyone else. We can't ask everyone else to do that in a summer break. The same can be said for the rice cookers. So we go to Jade. Good morning, Jade. Good morning. Jade, are you going to get more than four? Oh, look, when I do it in the car,

I get four or five, but I'm probably going to get a few, maybe three. Okay. Alright, we're aiming for four or five. We're probably going to get three., maybe three. Okay. All right. We're aiming for four or five. We're probably going to get three. Come on, Jade. Be more positive than that. I've got faith in you.

I know, I know. It feels redundant then to ask what you want to spend $10,000 on, but we will. Yep. What's motivating you today? I do need a bigger car. I've got two Kiblets and mine's just not cutting it anymore, so a small SUV. Ooh, yeah. we need an upgrade. Yeah, we need a little upgrade. My husband's got a Santa Fe.

He likes that. He likes that car, doesn't he? I was thinking of that. Oh, were you? There you go. Great car. Hybrid. I drive a Ford Ranger Wildtrak. She doesn't want a Ford Ranger Wildtrak. You can get one of those, Jade. They're fantastic. Jade, solid letter for you, babe. It's

H. Oh, lovely. H for, babe. It's H. Oh, lovely. H for hippo. Okay. Honda CR-V. Oh, God, very nice. Yeah, yeah, Honda CR-V. There we go.

All right, you ready? Yeah. Come on, Jade. Come on. Come on, Jade. I've got faith. I don't. Your time will start after the first question. We're not talking about dong today.

That's better. It's a bit easier for her, isn't it? It is. It's a bit easier for her, isn't it? It is. It is. Starting with the letter H, Jade. We need you to name a beer brand. Punt. A sport.

Hockey. A flower. Puff. An animated movie. Puff. A type of weather. Heavy rain. A type of weather. Heavy rain. A food.

Pass. An item in the office. Pass. A musical instrument. Harmonica. A Marvel actor. A Hemsworth. A automotive transport.

Oh, no. I did my three. That was more than three. It was five. We got a half. We halved it. For mode of transport. Oh, no. I did my three. That was more than three. It was five. We got a five. We halved it. We got a half.

I gave you Hemsworth. Hey, man. I gave her Hemsworth because he's in the Marvel. He is. Just not his first name. She looks like Chris. Jade, that's the highest score we've had so far. It is. It's almost four, but we gave you Hemsworth.

It was five. A flower could have been hibiscus. Animated movie. I've never seen How to Train Your Dragon. Bro, they're making a live action of that. Really? But the cartoon is fantastic. Toothless.

It's great. There's also, I can't trust you with animated movies because you've seen them all and you say they're all great. They are. I've not seen a bad one. You've never said a bad word about animated movies. They're all good. You're right.

Show me a bad one. I love Wall-E. Yeah, yeah. A bit serious. Anyway. I love Wall-E. Yeah, yeah. A bit serious. Anyway, also could have been Happy Feet. A food could have been hamburger, hummus, hot dog, an office item, a highlighter, or Babs loves a hard drive. A mode of transport could have been a helicopter or a hovercraft.

They are. A hovercraft doesn't come top of mind. But hey, Jade, look, you don't go away empty-handed. You get $100 suspended. Minx, erotic boutique, minx.com.au. Friend of the show, now friend of yours. Thank you. Thank you.

Well said, Ducker. See, that's that professional development I'm talking about. You're not integrating credit lines. Thank you very much. Thanks for joining the show, girlfriend. Have a good day. Thank you, you too. Thank you very much.

Play again tomorrow at 6.30 and 8. Jess and Ducker. 13, 10, 60 are asking, what did you try once?. Thank you very much. Play again tomorrow at 6.30 and 8. Jess and Ducco. 13, 10, 60 are asking, what did you try once and never wanted to try again? Don't forget that Call of Fame prize. An overnight stay at Crowne Plaza, Sydney, Darling Harbor, plus tickets to the Sea Life Aquarium and the Wildlife Zoo. They're fantastic.

I've been to both. There's dugongs at the aquarium right now. I love a dugong. I'm pretty sure they call them the cows of the sea. I think so. And when do you often see a dugong? You don't get the pleasure of seeing a dugong. I think they're relatively shy.

So at least at an aquarium. You know a bit about dugongs. I might be confusing them with a manatee. Now I feel bad for the dugong community. Or a seal, perhaps. No, I know seals. I Googled it. Dugongs are shy?

They're shy marine animals. There you go. There you go. The cows of the sea. Big fan of a dugong. It depends on their healthy seagrass diet, according to the Australian Marine Society. Which sea creature is referred to as the cow of the sea? I need to know if it's a dugong or a manatee.

Because is it the, who's the dog of the sea? Is that a seal? I think that's a seal. Seals are dogs of the sea. Seals of the, because they're so friendly and playful. It says manatee. Manatee. Oh, okay.

My apologies. Dugongs are shy, but the manatee referred to as the cow or the sea. The aquarium might have manatees. It could. We could have both. 13, 10, 16. You know what? Call.

Yeah, call. Win the prize. Yeah, yeah. And then go tell us. Text me after. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll give you the text line number and just flick us a text. I'll give you my personal number if you win.

We'll come in randomly one Monday morning. Hey, Jess. There's no manatees. Cheers, Rob. All right, Rob. That will happen. You know it will. And I look forward to the day.

Rob's got me back. I'm going to learn the difference. Anyway. Duck home. Yeah. What have you done? You know I'm a big fan of a short-term goal. Yeah.

You have a lot of phases and crazes. I've got a lot of phases and crazes. Karate was one. Karate was one for six weeks. How dare you dismiss my yellow tip? You are so rude and disrespectful of how hard I worked. Because you watched Cobra Kai. You're like, I'm going to do that.

You did it for like two weeks. You're like, ah. Six. I did it for six weeks. And the instructor was kind of sexist. So I was like, you're lucky I made it that long, all right? Anyway, I got my yellow tip and got out of it. The seven-year-olds were getting better belts than you.

He was about 70. I was like, I didn't like him. Anyway, what's my point? So I love a phase and a craze. And at the start of the year, as I think, I'm going to say 99% of the population, this is not unique to me. Let's start the year right. Let's get on the wellness bandwagon.

Let's make better choices. Message my PT, Kynan. Yeah. We're upping it to three sessions a week, brother. Hey, that's good. Someone asked me how you, I go, I think Jess goes once a week. It was twice. Okay. I thought it was always once.

Well, it depends if something came up, but it was twice. Okay. I thought it was always once. It depends if something came up. But it was twice. Okay. But I said, Lucia, the one-year-old in my life, is starting daycare this year. Okay. So I messaged Kynan and I said, hey, can I do a three? And he went, yes, we can. And that obviously, you know, he's busy. There was a few things, holidays.

He was away. And I went, well, I don't have to wait for Kynan to be available. Why don't I do something myself? Find a little bit of bloody motivation, Jess and I went, well, I don't have to wait for Kynan to be available. Why don't I do something myself? Find a little bit of bloody motivation, Jess. I love this. You know what's free and accessible? A footpath. Oh, you didn't.

So I put on some runners. You didn't. And I went for a run. Oh, I cannot picture this. I picture you having a very funny running style. Why don't they teach you how to run? No one does. How come we do swimming lessons and not running lessons? Because I don't think a very funny running style. Why don't they teach you how to run? No one does. How come we do swimming lessons and not running lessons?

Because I don't think I'm doing it right. I feel so bad. You know when you see, like everyone runs differently. And running is a funny thing, but when you see someone running that's really out of it, you're like, you look just weird. Yes. Or conversely, someone who is so smooth and you go, you know something that I don't. Yeah.

I don't think it's the shoes. I think it's mechanics. They know what to do with their. It's just natural. Like I believe you're either a water or land animal. Like I'm good at running and that stuff. I'm not a great swimmer. Like I can swim, but I'm not.

Whereas Morgan opposite. I can swim, but if I've done my hair, I don't want to get in the pool. You've seen me swim, but sometimes I don't want to get in the pool. Maybe the temperature's not right. It's annoying, whatever. Running, it's free, it's accessible. Wow. So you ran.

I ran. And I didn't feel good doing it, but I did it. And I was proud of myself. I went, this might be my repertoire. How far? I didn't track it. I don't have apps. I don't have a watch.

How long do you reckon you ran for? Minutes-wise. That's another good question. You know what I was doing? Oh. I don't have apps. I don't have a watch. How long do you reckon you ran for? Minutes-wise. That's another good question. You know what I was doing? Oh, I do know. I did a park run track. You know what? Oh, like 5K loop?

Yeah, but I didn't do the whole thing. Well, 5K is a bit for your first one. Thank you. There's markers along this track at 500-meter intervals. Yes. So I ran to one, walked to the next one, ran to one, walked to the next one. That's going from one. That's a kilometer run.

You're doing the on-off. I did on-off, on-off. But I did it for the whole thing. So it was like on-off, on-off, on-off, on-off. So you walked for 500 meters? And then ran for 500, then walked. You could have done that, maybe 200 meters of walking and then jogged it back on. No, but then I was going to get out of it.

I needed to do it with the markers. Whatever gets you going. I love this. Thank you. Yeah, I love this. I felt terrible doing it. I needed to do it with the markers. Whatever gets you going. I love this. Thank you. Yeah, I love this. I felt terrible doing it. I didn't feel good. Music?

Audible. I did a book. Oh, no. No, that's a mistake. I did a book. You can't do that. I did Atomic Habits by James Clear. I tried to learn how to be a better person.

I beat tempo. Feel good music is what you probably needed. I've obviously given myself the worst start to this. Yeah. I also took the dog. He's not a good runner. I've run your dog. He's not a good runner. He was like, what is this? So maybe

the conditions weren't ideal. I didn't like it. I could feel you guys running from my house. Holy hell! It's not just Johnny this time, it's something else. It's a 4.2 on the Rickson scale. That was just me, guys. Trying to accomplish a New Year's goal.

Anyway, I didn't like it. It started drizzling. I went, stuff this. Anyway, I thought, and I did say to myself, don't let one beat you down. Come on. Maybe talk to Kynan about learning how to do it better. Maybe it is a shoe thing. Maybe it's a mental motivation thing.

But that afternoon, I just felt awful. As in you're sore? My head, my body, everything. I was like, the run has done an absolute number on me. And I guess my husband comes home from work, and I'm sharing this with him. I went, running sucks. He liked running, didn't he?

Yeah, yeah. He has to be careful with his back, but yes, he's a runner. Yeah. And I'm sharing how crap I'm feeling in my head, in my heart, in my body, and he went, to be fair, and he sat me down, spoke to me like a child. I'm pretty sure he held my hand. He went, your body's probably going into shock.

It is not used to this. It's not. It would be. But the phrase, your body's going into shock, went, that's the towel thrown in for me. I've never. I'm done. I'm done.

Running is stupid. Oh, no. Give it a go. Absolutely not. Your body's going into shock. It will. That's my body's natural response. Your body's just wondering why it's not getting past her

and from shoot her while you're running. Even the 500-meter walk. Horrific. Horrific. These arches of my feet. You know when you're running. What the hell's a runner's height? Oh, when you get to zone?

No, probably not. Probably not. It's because you kept walking every 500 meters. They say running's good for your head and your heart, but not great for your body, as in your joints. And, you know, it's quite hard on the- My joints didn't feel good. Particularly road running is tough, but- It probably didn't, because then Angus went into, you know, how did you fuel your body afterwards?

He's big on, like, protein and eating properly. I was like, I'll roast some potatoes. Because my mother-in-law had given me a hack about using this special oil. I wanted to try it. When you were running, how often were you thinking about those potatoes? So I start my running chanting Lucia, going, I'm doing this for the baby. I want to be strong for the baby. And then my stomach takes over.

Potatoes! Get home! And then Johnny looks at you drooling. Potatoes! Did you say potatoes? Anyway, so it was just not good, Ducco. It was not good. So that's not in my repertoire for 2025.

I've bailed on the goal already. It's only January. 13, 10, 60. What did you try once and you never tried again? Never tried. You went, I'm done with this. It's not for me. It doesn't have to be.

It doesn't have to be. No. It doesn't have to be. It doesn't have to be. No. It doesn't have to be running either. It can be anything you want. Anything you want. What's the call? Can you top it? How quickly did you fail it?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That cool fame prize up for grabs, night stay in Sydney. Plus going to the zoo. Maybe you can work out the Duke Kong or the Manatee situation. They don't run, do they? No, they don't. We'll do it next.

Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. New year, it next. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. New year, new us. Jess is trying running. No, no, same, same. Same me at least. Tried running. I tried running.

I thought, like everyone, let's get on the bandwagon. Yeah. Run clubs are so big right now. And you know what the thing is? Because I'm a tight ass, I'm like, it's free and it's accessible. All I need is runners, which I already own. I can get out there and pound that pavement. New identity, new feather in my cap.

I do some of the best thinking when I'm running. You just get lost and distracted. No. My all thinking was on breathing and putting the next foot in front of me. Surviving. And I felt so crappy that afternoon. And my husband said the phrase, well, your body's probably going into shock. And it made me feel not good.

Hence, we're leaving that in the waste paper bin. So I thought I would ask the rice cookers. Yeah, yeah. Is there something you've tried once? I've never tried again. And gone, not for me. Doesn't have to be a New Year's resolution. No, no.

My one, and I think you'll know I'd be bad at this straight away, chess. Oh, my God. You don't have the patience to at this straight away, chess. Oh, my God. You don't have the patience to learn chess? No. Like, not at all. And I think I watched, I don't know what movie I watched. It could have even been the first Harry Potter where they play wizard's chess. And I was like, I want to be good at chess.

Chess seems like such a cool game. Yeah, I get it. And I sat down. I got my granddad to teach me. And I had zero patience. Oh, and your granddad probably went, what a great bonding. Yeah, here we go. And I was over it by the end of it.

I was like, what? They jump where? The castle does what? No. As I said, I'm listening to the audio book, Atomic Habits. Yes. And he talks about the difference between professionals and amateurs. Oh, yeah.

Is being able to push through the boredom. And that's, it's running. It sounds like what chess was for you. I'm like, nah, life's too short. I don't want to do it. Potatoes! I'll find an excuse. Renee has called in on 131060.

Renee, what did you try once and never again? Kids. As in you had one and went, okay, I'm done with that? I did it once and I was like, never again. This will never happen again. Like, my God. I should say pregnancy slash kids. Pregnancy slash kids.

Did you have an idea, Renee, I'm going to have four children, I'm going to have this big brood, and then one came along. You went, well, that dreams out the window. Absolutely. That's exactly what happened. I was like, I'm going to have this huge family. I've always wanted kids, love them. And then I fell pregnant.

I was like, oh, God, this is awful. I'll never do this again. And then we just grow up and they're just pure chaos. And like, don't get me wrong, I love my son. Shout out to Renee's son this morning. I feel you, Renee. And, like, don't get me wrong, I love my son. Shout out to Renee's son this morning. I'm very confident that I'll never do it again. Yeah, okay.

I feel you, Renee. Yeah. That's the thing about pregnancy, from what I've been told, though, because Morgan right now is going through it and she's like, I don't know if I could do this again. It sucks, whatever. But then you just, I guess, forget, right? Well, that's it is.

It's the way the human race has continued. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something happens to the brain where you go, I think I want another one. I liken it to a hangover. When you're hungover, you're like, I'm never drinking again. A couple of weeks later, you're like, I could get a drink. So maybe ask me in a couple more weeks. Do you want to go for a run? Maybe I'll have forgotten the pain.

Hope, good morning to you. Good morning. Hope, what did you try once and never again? Superglue. What happened the first time you used it? I got my finger stuck to the carpet of my car and gave myself third-degree burns on my pointed finger and lost partial of my fingerprint. Hope, what were you gluing?

Were you gluing the mat down? No. You know where your trim is near your door when you open the car, the carpet had lifted and my brother being a panel beater was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, just superglue it. You'll be right. I was so right that it took about four days of my finger being on non-stop ice for me to actually be able to handle the paint. Oh my god. Ripping off your fingerprint too.

Yeah. So I've only got a partial fingerprint on one of my pointy fingers. No one can track hope. No. And no more super glue in that house. That's good super glue though. I don't think I've ever had any that strong. I've had super glue in the eye before and my dad was able to wash it out

with some advice from a nurse. Cheap stuff. It must have been. It must have been. Tamara has called in on 131060. Tamara, what did you try once and never again? Jess, it's also exercise related. I went back to the gym, went to my first ever spin class back.

Spin is hard. Yes. Spin's hard. Well, the spin bike ate my shoelace. I actually had to reverse pedal to get untangled. Yep. And then when I was bending down to retie my shoelace, pulled a muscle in my shoulder.

Maybe not. Okay. Tamara, that's the trifecta. You're done. No more spin class. Don't done. No more spin class. No, don't be going to that spin class. I would just blanket band bikes. I think bikes are out for Tamara.

You know what gets me about spin classes is the really, and I know they have to be, but the hyper-enthusiastic coach. Oh, absolutely. Who's just spit it all day, baby. I used to do a spin class where they would throw in push-ups, but like as in on the bike. What is that doing? You're pulsing down to the handlebars.

Pick a lane. No, thank you. Here we go. Adam's called in, Jess. Not with something that he never tried again, but he's a running coach and wants to help. He has some tips. The connection's not good.

It's going to be a short coach here, Adam. What have you got? G'day, guys. How are we? We're good. We're so good, Adam. That's the way. I was just listening to you.

It was very devastating to hear that you're giving up so easy. Yeah. Have we met, Adam? I don't push myself out of my comfort zone, brother. That's pretty much me. Yeah. It's one of those things that you've just got to keep working. As Ducko said, running is one of those things that you need to just keep working on.

One of the biggest mistakes I normally see with new runners is they take two bigger strides and it becomes very heavy on their joints. So shorten strides up nice. Little strides. Yeah. Breathe it up. Keep limber. And the run walk that you're actually doing is actually a great idea.

Oh, thank you. I'm a genius. But what I'd probably say is the 500 that you're running probably should only be about a one or 200-meter walk before the fight. That's what the duck man said. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I was thinking 500 is a long walk. Is this your mate? You just text Adam.

Yeah, me and Adam. Adam, I tell you what, you and me will go running. Yes. Jess and Junko. I was just telling you how I've given up running. I just text Adam. Yeah, me and Adam. Adam, I tell you what, you and me will go running. Yeah. Jess and Junko. I was just telling you how I've given up running. I tried it once for New Year's resolution stuff. You're done with it. And you made Babs and I run down the corridor.

Well, I wanted to see both your running techniques. Just to see techniques. And my ankle hurts. Some funny techniques. We go, Babs' shoulder swing is through the roof. Like we learned earlier today. My hole, my hole. Right off the way we go.

It's giving grumpy. Well, I want you two to both stick with it because I've had this show with Babs before as well and she doesn't like it that much. We learned earlier, you know, everyone's doing their own thing when it comes to Weeby because it would appear running is the same. Check it out, Jess and Ducko on Instagram. Yeah, you can see there and you can vote on their running styles. You put a ball.

You're making me never want to run again. Join me, Babs. Join me on the couch. Hey, so obviously it's a long time since Christmas, but we haven't been on air until yesterday and I haven't been able to share it with you, but we had our in-laws here for the first time hosting Christmas. Which is just wild. You hosted Christmas.

It just feels so grown up to me. I know it is. Yeah, it really was. And I will say Morgan is, she did a fantastic job. Yes. It was her family too. So my role was very much peacekeeper. I was the vibes guy.

You're the vibes guy. Yeah, I was the vibes guy. You're on the Bose speaker. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I was the music guy. You're doing the playlist. Doing the playlist, having a good time.

I love that. Everyone got a margarita? Should we get more? I was just about to say, I'm making sure your father-in-law always has a beer, but he's not a drinker. He's a tough carry. Making sure he's got a lemon-lime? Should we get more? I was just about to say, I'm making sure your father-in-law always has a beer, but he's not a drinker. He's a tough carry. Making sure he's got a lemon-lime bitters at all times.

You know what he said to me? Because we spent all this money on the landscaping of the house. We got a new concrete path in, shade sale, this and that. He comes down. First thing he says is, oh, that path is a bit dangerous.

You might need some lights at night. I was like, come on. I mean, what did we expect? Come on! We know he wasn't going to compliment the work he'd done. I returned serve, though, at their house. I went, jeez, you didn't do your lawn for me. It's a bit woolly.

What does woolly mean? Like shaggy, overgrown. No, I got it. Yeah, thank you. I thought it was a good word. I'm not up with my lawn lingo. I love that. I remember that ward.

Anyway, it all did go well. However, the day before Christmas, I'm out playing golf with Morgan's dad and Morgan's brother, and we're playing on the golf course, and I get a call from Morgan, and she's very worked up. And she's, you know, the tears are fighting back. We're fighting back tears. And she calls me. Now, you know Morgan has dislocated both her kneecaps on both sides.

Yes. Multiple times. Were the incidents always dance floor related? Pretty much. There was a couple at year. Yeah, pretty much dance floor related. She calls me and she's like, I've rolled my ankle. And I'm thinking, there's degrees of rolling an ankle, you know.

Because we've got roll, we've got twist, we've got sprain. Yeah, high ankle sprain. And then we're getting into a fracture or break, of course. Syndesmosis. Yeah, yeah. I don't know if she played NRL. She was walking the dog with her mum and her friend, and they were just doing a nice nice walk,

and all of a sudden out of nowhere, Morgan has, she claims it was a pothole. Her mum didn't seem to see the pothole that she's landed in. On the footpath. On the footpath. And she's rolled her ankle so bad that she nearly dropped. Luckily, it didn't fall. Baby was okay.

Everything's fine. But her ankle was brown, black, blue, swollen. Oh, my God. Just like puffed up straight away. Must be something with her joints in that family. And she could not walk. Her mum had to then walk home, get the car, go back and pick her up where she is. Oh, my goodness.

Straight away, she's called me. I'm like, honey, I'm on the 12th tee box. I'm about to hit a birdie. What's up? I am schooling your father here. I need all the content. Oh, my goodness. Straight away she's called me. I'm like, honey, I'm on the 12th tee box. I'm about to hit a birdie. What's up? I am schooling your father here. I need all the content. I dusted him. You know what he actually said to me?

I hit a drive too long. And he's like, why did you do that? It's not on the fairway anymore. I was like, you bastard. I hit that so good. You've seen my power. You've made it a bad thing. I played the best golf I played all holidays when I was with him.

Anyway, she's called me. And I'm like, oh. No wonder he had to go with your concrete park. He had to get some masculinity back. She's called me and I'm like, no, it's okay. It's okay. I've hung up the phone. I've looked at him and I've gone, we've got an issue when we get back home.

Yeah. Yeah. We get back home. I am going to finish up. Oh, no. We definitely played the 18. Don't you? I was like, let's take our time here, gentlemen.

Your mum's with you? What else am I going to do? What can I do? Stay off your feet, honey. But it was Christmas Eve. We get home. Morgan's on the couch. Her ankle's take our time here, gentlemen. Your mum's with you. What else am I going to do? What can I do? Stay off your feet, honey. But it was Christmas Eve. We get home. Morgan's on the couch. Her ankle's elevated.

It was so swollen. Did she rice it? Yeah. Ice it? Ice. Did you say rice? Yeah, but isn't it like rest? Oh, sorry.

I thought you meant just putting rice on it. I was like, is that an Italian thing? What is that? Like when you get water on your iPhone. Oh, it's an acronym. I appreciate that sounded. The acronym. She was doing all that.

Solves everything, right? But it was the night before, so she couldn't do as much, you know, in the kitchen. Of course, because she was going to be on her feet. I know. And everything's probably closed. It's not like she's getting crutches or a brace or anything. And she's the leader. Like, she had to lead her mum and stuff to do things in the kitchen.

Everyone was sort of following her. It's her home. It's her kitchen. When you're hosting something like that. I know. It was... Wait a minute. Does that mean the duck man had to step up?

Well, that's what everyone kept saying. You're away from the playlist, Daryl. You're in. You'll be tagged in. You're off the bench. Googling how to do ham on Christmas the day of. This will be fun, everyone. We'll get this sorted.

But the real moment, she cracked it, cracked it. She did a really good job. To be fair, she pushed through. And she did it. She's, cracked it. Like, she did a really good job. To be fair, she pushed through. And she did it. She's a trooper. She actually is. She's pretty tough. But we planted all these new plants and stuff like that.

And one of them is called a lollipop. It's like an Australian, you know, a natural Australian plant. Pam's fucked at someone running, walking across the street, which is why we built such a frigging big fence, so she wouldn't do that. But that didn't work. That's not quite worked. And Pam's knocked over one of the lollipops and broken it.

She broke a tree. Yeah, well, it was a plan. She's a big burly girl. Yeah, and it's probably the plan is still taking. It's only new. And Morgan comes out to me and she's like, the lollipop. And I was like, what's your lollipop?

She's like, the lollipop. Everything's broken. It's not going to work. Christmas is ruined. I was like, we'll plant a new lollipop. It's going to be okay. Welcome to Tuesday. Been a great show thus far, team.

We're still getting some more people doing very unique things with their Weet-Bix, Ducko. Oh, yes. Linda has said. We were discussing. There was a debate raging online, do you have them vertical or flat in the bowl? It's gone viral.

But it opened up a can of worms, or should I say a box of Weet-Bix, because people are taking these things and just making up recipes. Linda has said, Weet-Bix is my hubby's favourite after-dinner treat. He slices them in half, makes them thinner, butters them, and then tops it with promite, which I'm guessing is a Vegemite knockoff. It's like a Marmite Vegemite. Some with peanut butter and then others with jam. Weirdo, writes Linda.

At least slicing them in half, it's less thick. So it would probably be nicer with that stuff, like a Kruskit. Like a Kruskit's good because it's thin but crunchy. Hannah has said my nephew eats them flat with milk and a scoop of apricot jam. Jam? Jam. So instead of doing banana or strawberry or sugar. It was just apricot jam, which is just sugar.

He's doing a dollop of apricot jam. There you go. People. It's funny. I didn't realise there were so many different ways you could eat Weet-Bix. Absolutely. A lot of people doing them hot, trying to get like a porridge consistency. Yeah.

The kettle is involved. Yeah, people have thought Tetris-ing with them. Yep, yep. Half flat, half vertical. I don't like Weet-Bix. It's a shame you don't like Weet-Bix. Weet-Bix are a great, plain, Aussie, good cereal that I... They just have the consistency of cardboard.

Yeah, you need... Sawdust even. Because you don't like milk. And I don't like milk. You have cereal dry, which is just wild. I'm on Shy Guy's bandwagon, surprisingly. I don't mind Special K. Special K, but dry.

Dry Special K. No milk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. I have it with milk. Do you know what's a great snack? Just dry Nutri-Grain. Yeah, that's not bad. Dry Nutri-Grain's pretty good.

That's a great snack. I haven't had Nutri-Grain in a long time. I'm not a huge cereal guy. The only cereal I have is Weet-Bix. Is Weet-Bix? Yeah. Is it True Blue? Yeah, or oats. Is it True Blue?

Thanks, mate. Uncle Toby would be so proud of you. I had Vita-Britz. I was on the Vita-Wits for a bit there. What's a Vita-Wits? Poor Man's Weet-Bix. Oh, Poor Man's Weet-Bix. Yeah, yeah. Yep.

Yeah, they were pretty good. I mean, it's the same thing, really. Yeah, fair. Yeah. It's like Pro-Mite and Veg-Mite. Well, I think Veg-Mite is better than Pro-Mite. Oh, okay. Sorry.

Again, not an area. Because you don't like a Veg-Mite, do you? I like Veg-Mite. You've seen what I've started eating for breakfast. Yeah, I think Vegemite's better than Pro-Amide. Oh, okay, sorry. Not an area. Because you don't like a Vegemite, do you? You've seen what I've started eating for breakfast. Yeah, beans. You've come eating beans and avocado at 6.30 in the morning. A can of butter beans. A dollop of goat's cheese. I'm not a... Are you having any just those in a bowl? Yeah.

Beans. Oh, I'll squeeze some lemon. I was going to bring them in fancy olive oil but I don't trust everyone who works here not to steal me olive oil. If I was giving my cereal on my desk. Yeah, fair. Feels like a brunch meal to me. Yeah, see, I'm not a breakfast fan. Yeah, you don't like breakfast.

I don't like breakfast? We went out for our first ever team breakfast the other day, which we've never done before, which was fantastic, because it's my favourite meal to dine out for. Oh, my God, no. Give me a lunch any day of the week. Start with a coffee, order your brekkie, get another coffee. Oh, no.

Should I order a milkshake, obviously? What am I paying $34 for? Oh, it's expensive. It's expensive. So is life, you know what I mean? Yes, I'll have my smashed avo, add two eggs, add bacon. Sorry, that's $40. The breakfast marketing people who came up with most important meal of the day,

genius from them. Very smart. Genius. Very smart. I don't believe it, but genius. It's particularly big in Australia, though. Yeah, breakfast culture. More than anywhere else. We love a cafe. You go to Europe, I don't want cold meat for genius. It's particularly big in Australia, though. Yeah, breakfast culture. More than anywhere else.

We love a cafe. You go to Europe, I don't want cold meat for breakfast at 10am, you psycho. Now you've got my number. Now give me a little wedge of cheese, a croissant. I was in Melbourne on the weekend at a cafe and I got their breakfast board spread. Cheese came out. I love that. A little wedge of something.

What are we doing with cheese before midday? That's great. That's great. My two rules in life. You know, I don't have coffee post-midday because it's bad for the circadian rhythms. And I don't have cheese pre-midday. That's right. You don't have cheese on an empty stomach.

It's bad for the bowels. Oh, that would ruin your 2025. Go by those rules, kids, and you will get by in life. Everything will be fine. Everything will be fine. Yeah. Yeah. But thank you for all the contributions today.

That was superb. Fantastic. If you missed the show,, yeah. But thank you for all the contributions today. That was superb. Fantastic. If you missed the show, grab the podcast on Listener. I'll review your podcasts. We're doing some... Someone said to you the other day, I'd pay for your podcast. Yeah, they did. That's how funny it is.

I'd subscribe if there was money involved. They did. Well, we can tell you there is no money involved. Just go listen. Just go get the listener out. And we're doing Pilot Week this week on the podcast. So we're going to launch games that we might or might not play in the future. At this breakfast Ducko's talking about, we were spitballing games.

Spitballing ideas. So let's pilot test. Well, us three were. Babs wasn't there. God forbid she works beyond her contracted hours. We live and breathe this job, Babs. What do you live and breathe? I didn't know it was on.

Yes, you did. I texted you before. I was in another state. Yeah, because you weren't reading messages from on. Yes, you did. I've texted you before. I was in another state. Yeah, because you weren't reading messages from anyone who was in the team. Well, I was. Are you going to accept that collaboration on Insta that I sent you two days ago? No. We're back tomorrow from six.

Anything else you guys want to add? No, I'm good. You're good, shy guy? No, I'm good. Babs? Did you say anything or did you just... It's 9.03, Ducco. She's not contracted to work.

I can hear the daggers through the microphone. I can hear them through the mic. All right, we're out of here then. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye. How much of this can I say at this time? Careful.

She's got an inverted vulva. Jess and Ducco. That was the Jess and Ducco podcast. The new loose change menu has dropped at Macca's. OMG. T's and C's apply.